Good morning, ladies!
What was that? Shut up and post the pics? Oh, okay.
Can’t forget teh redhead for Car in.
And a shirtless Wolverine for me, because it’s going to be a kickass day.
Y’all have a good day!
April 28, 2010
Categories: beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, redhead, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Now THAT is a yummy redhead.
And, I’m thinking if I could follow that runner up there (Hunk #3), my time would improve.
Most excellent job Roamy!
Thanks for doing HHD, Roamy!
You’re most welcome.
I had to rate this poat down strickly for testosterone reasons.
Good morning, ladies.
And, I’m thinking if I could follow that runner up there (Hunk #3), my time would improve.
Following a good looking member of the opposite sex would do that for almost anyone. Maybe we could come up with a new line of R-rated workout videos?
Ladies, I have a fashion/ appropriateness question for you.
I rarely have occasion to wear dresses as often as I used to, and I notice the etiquette on wearing nylons has changed.
I have a semi-formal Spring wedding to attend, and the weather will be warm. I’ll be wearing a dress with a slightly flared skirt that hems just below the knee, and strappy high heels.
Is bare leg considered the fashionable thing to do now, or would it be inappropriate?
Would even the sheerest nylons be stupid looking?
Good morning.
I’m twitter illiterate . . . Twitterilliterate? Twilliterate? Whatever. How the fuck do people follow that shit? All I see on people’s twitter site is a bunch of seemingly random shit that appears to be answering someone else’s random shit, but there’s no cohesive thread-type thingy to follow any particular “conversation.”
Twitter looks stupid.
Bare is ok.
…
What? OH, “ladies”.
Laura, I would go for very sheer or none at an outdoor wedding. A little bronzer wouldn’t hurt, though. Oh, and shaving or waxing, too.
I have a semi-formal Spring wedding to attend, and the weather will be warm. I’ll be wearing a dress with a slightly flared skirt that hems just below the knee, and strappy high heels.
Is bare leg considered the fashionable thing to do now, or would it be inappropriate?
Rosetta should be able to field this with ease.
Yeah, this time of year the pins are white. I need some of that Jergen’s self-tanner a few days ahead, methinks.
It’s an indoor wedding.
Do not wear hose of any kind.
Really? Is that a faux-pas now?
Wow, I’m kind of shocked at how much has changed.
yes, it ages you. Just shave the day before and put on some lotion
Twitter looks stupid.
I hated Twitter for the longest time for the very same reasons, Jazz. I couldn’t figure out who was talking to whom and it pissed me off.
But after a week or so on it you get the hang of it.
PS: I just tweeted the above comment directly to Rosetta.
>> but there’s no cohesive thread-type thingy to follow any particular “conversation.”
You have to select those whose comments you want to follow. Or you can click on the name of the person they’re replying to and see what that person said.
It’s unique in that it works like virtually all other social networking systems.
are your heels open toed b/c you never wear hose with an open toed shoe or if you have a strap around your ankle. I think the only time hose are appropriate is if they are sheer black with a black skirt or dress in the winter with closed toe shoes or boots w/o a strap…TMI?
Twitter kept me and Dave connected during IKE
dang, I had forgotten that. It kept me from worrying about y’all.
See? And I only now learn sohos was on it this whole time. How do I find you so I can follow?
These days it’s also proper etiquette to go commando.
As for #3 above, you gals like that all over shaved look and feel, eh? Kind of, err, what’s the word I’m looking for? … Homoesque? Pooftastic? Metrogoodmorningson?
Cuffy I never tweet anymore but I need to start again send me an email to sohosworld at yahoo dot com ;)
PS: I just tweeted the above comment directly to Rosetta.
I call shenanigans. I’m at your twitter spot and the last post is about Allah.
It’s unique in that it works like virtually all other social networking systems.
I’m seriously frustrated, DiT – this is no joke. I’m effing pissed, and I’m ready to bash my monitor and go home for the day. Bad sleep, anger issues – I don’t know what my problem is, but this is pissing me off severely. Every time I try to figure twitter out, I get fucking confused. I hate not knowing how something simple works MORE than I hate being pissed off (“more than I hate hate”), though.
/I don’t use ANY social networking sites – no facechimp, myspace . . . Nothing.
This is the gheyest group of homo models ever to appear on HHD. Just saying.
Done!
Fuck twitter.
I don’t like it.
Compos – yuck. I hate that shaved look. If number 3 is shaved, than I’m not chasing him.
I wasn’t looking as closely as you were.
/not judging.
We ought to have a Hostage meat-up in New Orleans. I haven’t been back since Katrina, but it looks like the restaraunts (the main reason I ever went) have come back strong: http://is.gd/bLBdt
I especially like this quote from Emeril, telling the professional Katrina whiners to STFU:
Some here in New Orleans have held Mr. Lagasse in bad odor since Katrina, when he evacuated his family to Las Vegas. Some said he appeared insufficiently concerned for the welfare of his local staff and restaurants.
In a telephone interview, Mr. Lagasse vigorously denied the charges.
“They were taking potshots at me because I wasn’t wearing waders and crying in front of the restaurant,” he said. “But I was being a businessman, working on saving the business.”
Good for him.
Today’s HHD reading: http://tinyurl.com/5vt4qh
I wasn’t looking as closely as you were.
I can’t help if I notice details any more than you can help that you’re either easy or blind.
We ought to have a Hostage meat-up in New Orleans.
That would be so sweet. I know this great (dive) bar outside the Quarter where all y’all can get blind drunk on the cheap and then stumble into the Quarter. The great thing? The fucking dive bar has four-star cuisine.
Hostages+Shithole Bar+Cheap Booze+AWESOME grub+Minimal $$$$=Travesty+Stories your kids will NEVER, EVER hear
I can’t help if I notice details any more than you can help that you’re either easy or blind.
You say that as if those were bad things.
than you can help that you’re either easy or blind.
Hey! That’s why she likes us Hostage men!
(I mean, you have looked at the POL pics recently, haven’t you? The men are NOT a sample of HHD material.)
Thanks for the advice sohos!
Half of these guys…..I seriously do not understand what women like sometimes.
The first two and the fourth looked very gay to me. NTTAWWT
What do I know.
I’ve been carping about GM’s “payback” of its “loans” and the fact that GM is touting it as some sort of success. The issue has now caught the attention of the Power Line guys:
http://tinyurl.com/35t65jt
One legged man in an ass kicking contest.
I wish packing peanuts were actually Lucky Charms marshmallows.
I heard the notorious GM ad “we’ve paid back our govt loans, early and with interest” yesterday during Rush. Interesting choice of target audience; Ford must be eating GM’s lunch among disgusted tea party types.
Which reminds me — do Rush and Hannity still do the highly expensive GM testimonial-type ads on their shows? I can’t recall hearing them personally pitch for GM lately…
Your sentence is missing a predicate, PG. I have no idea what you mean.
Ford’s doing pretty well, Cuff. I think “eating their lunch” is a good way to put it.
I haven’t heard Rush pitch for GM lately, and I don’t think we will hear that again, actually.
Hannity is a conservative demagogue, IMHO. It’s not attractive, and I find him exceedingly difficult to listen to him.
Yeah, I only listen to Hannity if I’m in the car during his show. He’s dim.
Yeah, I only listen to Hannity if I’m in the car during his show.
Hahahahah! Me, too! He’s on when I get out of work (usually), right before the Debt Doctor (Dave Ramsey) and right after Rush. I used to like Ramsey, too, but he’s a one-note diva – it’s not hard to get the gist of what he’s saying. As with Rush’s show, the callers get tedious after a while. And Hannity’s predictable routine consists of him (a) stirring shit up, and (b) unilaterally deciding what’s important (“Now THIS is important,” as he interrupts someone and relegates them to the peanut gallery).
This is a good article on the Arizona law for those of you that can read.
http://tinyurl.com/2eyze78
Gatlinburg was teh sux. Had fun with our friends, but the town is a joke. It’s a fucking zoo on steroids.
The mountains were pretty, but the traffic was practically bumper to bumper. Couldn’t do any hiking because my wife’s leg is messed up.
Anyway, I’m glad that’s over.
Predicates are over rated. But not overtly so.
I was just referencing how damned busy I am today. I’m contributing mightily towards Obama’s recovering economy. Go Me.
but the town is a joke. It’s a fucking zoo on steroids.
Yup, did you get an Indian head dress and a t-shirt?
Rosetta – I get it, you get it, and everyone here gets it. The problem is the vast majority of Americans who only know what Katie Couric or Jon Stewart tell them!
This is a good article on the Arizona law for those of you that can read.
http://tinyurl.com/2d4tfs5
hah, just talking to Scott right now and he told me that the last time he was in NYC, he noticed that nobody but the grannies wear nylons anymore.
I was just referencing how damned busy I am today. I’m contributing mightily towards Obama’s recovering economy. Go Me.
Go, PG!!!!
he noticed that nobody but the
granniestrannies wear nylons anymore.So much more . . . Hostage-like. :-)
I’m glad to learn my cat wasn’t incinerated in a diesel fire.
he noticed that nobody but the grannies wear nylons anymore.
Fine for the summer time, but I see these idiots running around in 22F temps with no stocking!
I’m glad to learn my cat wasn’t incinerated in a diesel fire.
Why?
MCPO puts on stocking anytime the temps dip below 50F.
Ford is doing very well. My best friend words on the 8th floor there (and spends most of his time upstairs). He and I have talked a lot, and I have to say, they are the ONLY car company I would invest in right now.
I fear that Ford will continue to do well until they get done corn-holing Toyota.
Ford is next.
MOM!!!!
PUPSTER’S TRYING TO KILL THE THREAD!!!!
It’s HHD? Oh.
Kill away.
Ford is the only US car maker I would buy.
Top Gear is a BBC show that is fantastic, it’s a bunch of car buffs talking about top of the line cars, and doing crazy things. They stated that Ford is making the best cars in the world right now, highest quality, best dependability.
My next car may be a Fusion. My Expedition is on 150,000 miles and no problems. Another family we know has an Expedition and an F150, both have over 100,000 miles and they also have never had any problems.
I would rather have an AWD Fusion than an Audi any day.
My expedition is a joy to drive, the only problem is the gas mileage. But when it’s puking snow and I am driving over a mountain pass, I don’t care if I am only getting 14 mpg at that moment, that motherfucker plows through snow like a fucking Panzer.
The GM commercial where the CEO walks through the factory alibiing for the bail out is a serious study in half-truths.
GM can suck my nutsack for all I care.
That company is dead to me, I won’t even purchase a used GM car.
Talk about the Great American Swindle.
I have owned F150s since I switched from a car to a truck as my primary vehicle. I paid $2000 for my first F150 – with 225,000 miles on it. Put a new transmission/clutch in it and put another 100K miles on it. Sold it for $1000. Currently on my third F150. Have never bought one new either – always used.
The wife drives an Expedition – use to have an Explorer. When you need to take 5 dogs, ~200lbs of gear, and a 5000lb camper 100 miles to a dog show 2 or 3 times a month, no wimpy car is gonna cut it. Triton V8, baby! I hope this gives Al Gore a heart attack: Gas mileage is a third-order concern. I care a LOT more about torgue and brakes.
The GM commercial where the CEO walks through the factory alibiing for the bail out is a serious study in half-truths.
I don’t consider him a real GM CEO. He ain’t a car guy, he’s a political appointee.
As long as we own any stake in them, I’m never buying another, no matter how much I love my Impala.
What I love about last night’s tweet-fight with Olby is that his retorts to Drew, Dave, Cuffy, and Ace were so effin’ lame, and our guys were so effin’ funny and cutting. Ace was on fi-yah!
I agree about GM, Uni and PG.
Sad, because I miss my 72 Camaro. That was fun to drive and work on. Odd config though – inline 6, 3 speed manual on the floor, Holly single barrel carb. The one time I brought it to a dealer for work, the mechanic came out to the waiting area to ask me where I got it.
Laura – I’m surprised the last one didn’t send Keefy into a tear-filled rage?!?!!
that motherfucker plows through snow like a fucking Panzer
That’s the fucking greatest endorsement ever. I can see the graphic as Mike Rowe reads the copy on a prime-time commercial….
http://www.fordvehicles.com/trucks/f150/trim/?trim=fx4
I would love one of these. I occasionally drive on 4×4 roads to get to trails for biking or hiking and I hate to take the Expedition, it does well I just don’t like to get it dusty. I would love to have one of these as just mine that I don’t have to keep super clean for the wife.
Take it camping, throw my bikes in the back, damn, it just sounds so nice.
Agile,
My friend bought his F150 brand spanking new. It was the showroom truck and has DVD players in the head rests of the front seats for the kids in the back, automated step bar, it’s the nicest I have ever seen. He makes a shitload of money. He drove past the dealer, saw it, walked in, drove it, wrote a check.
It’s fucking sweet as hell.
He drives a lot so has racked up a lot of miles in a short period of time, but it still drives great.
My last purchase was a 2005 Tahoe. Great vehicle. Has 114,000 miles and still runs lilke the day it came off the lot. But I will never purchase another GM either. No sense in supporting your enemies, and I believe in my heart that the unions and their paid for politicians are as much of an enemy to the health and welfare of ordinary Americans right now as anybody in the world without a standing army can be. Of the four vehicles I own, the one that requires the most maintenance is a Nissan Maxima. Which pisses me off, cause the reason I bought it was that I heard it was a stud. The other two are Ford pickups that run like striped-assed apes.
One of the best comments on my Expedition came when I was driving my Brother in Law who is a very passive guy. He is very laid back and never compliments anything or any one. We get along but he can drive me nuts sometimes.
We were driving down the road and he said, “Jesus Uniball, this makes you feel like the king of the road!”
Herself announced yesterday that her next car will be a Ford.
Pupster- “You ever see a striped-ass ape?”
PG- “Nope. They’re too fast for the human eye.”
Four vehicles, PG? You planet-killer, you. :-)
(When I was a high-schooler, my folks had 13 vehicles, 7 of which were registered and road-legal. My step-father was a mail carrier, and we had a farm. We needed vehicles!)
My old G-Jet was a Chevy Corsica.
Wasn’t really a bad car, but it was so mediocre it was a little embarrassing to be seen in it.
The station also had several Tauruses. They were much better cars.
We ended up replacing them with Dodge and Plymouth cars. When I picked up a Plymouth in Indianapolis, the damn thing broke down before I could even reach Gary.
Out of about 100 cars picked up that day, almost a third broke down on the way home.
Those are pretty good, lauraw. Was it really Olbermann involved? He doesn’t get half the kicking around he deserves.
but it was so mediocre it was a little embarrassing to be seen in it.
Hahahaha. One of the cars my parents had was a Plymouth Fury III station wagon – monkey-shit brown, no less. Talk about a mediocre embarrassment to drive, at least for a teenager.
AD, my pussywagon in HS was a 1980 Toyota Corona wagon in Urine Yellow.
Still, it beat walking.
What I love about last night’s tweet-fight with Olby is that his retorts to Drew, Dave, Cuffy, and Ace were so effin’ lame, and our guys were so effin’ funny and cutting.
What, no love from DrewM in his new HQ post? I got a direct response from Olby, too!
My first car was a ’55 Chevy Bel Air.
When I was working my way through school I drove a GEO Metro. Talk about embarrassing.
I ripped off the drivers side rear view mirror while backing out of a garage once. I used duct tape to keep on on the car.
One time I was driving from Mesquite, NV to Vegas and had the little car up to about 80 on a downhill section of road. A highway patrolman pulled up next to me and flashed his lights. I looked at him and he had a look on his face like I was crazy, then used a hand motion to slow down. I slowed down and he took off.
It was pretty funny.
One of the cars my parents had was a Plymouth Fury III station wagon – monkey-shit brown, no less.
1979 Dodge Omni. The only car cooler than that was the AMC Pacer.
GM was around in 1755? Who knew?
I got a direct response from Olby, too!
I saw that, Cuff. It made no sense then, and still makes none.
AD – You wish you had a ride like mine!
http://tinyurl.com/24qr93p
I had to driver a Pacer one summer – if I hadn’t been in Ft. Wayne, where everything is far away, and nobody knew me, I would have walked instead.
On the other had, my folks had a 58 hearse-style Caddy Ambulance – that baby was fucking awesome to drive! Holds a park bench and 17 of your friends, too.
Who is gulf coast mri?
Chief, how are you doing? My sinuses are killing me. Had a bad day yesterday.
For a brief time in Germany, I was the legal, registered owner of the company beater. We had an old VW Golf that was available for whoever needed to borrow a car.
I paid a dollar for it and it was worth every penny, but no more than that.
It was painted flat black. With brushes. Every piece of glass had at least one crack. The driver’s side door wouldn’t really latch. Every time you turned right, the door flew open.
There were no back seats. So I put in a wooden bench ( the seatbelts were still there tho!)
Chief, that is a nice ride. Another one of the cars my folks had was a 59 Chrysler Windsor Deluexe (formerly known as a DeSoto). What a crazy ride for a highschooler!
Beasn – I’m really bad. My throat is so raw I can hardly talk. I haven’t been able to breath through my nose since Sunday.
On the other had, my folks had a 58 hearse-style Caddy Ambulance – that baby was fucking awesome to drive!
Best car yet. I LOVE Caddy station wagons (hearses used to be the only ones they made. I don’t know if it’s still true). I have a friend who drives them exclusively. He finds them everywhere. He could find a trove of them in China, I’ll bet.
Beasn – I’m really bad.
Rats, sorry to hear it. I knew if I were suffering I could commiserate with you. I can breathe through my nose, but the pain in the sinus is making me nauseous and wombley. Get the raw throat thing on occasion.
It looks stupid and leaves marks on my face, but I have to sleep with an allergy mask on. It helps a little. Can’t do meds, those cause other problems.
gulf coast mri might be Sohos
MCPO,
Get better. That sounds bad.
I’m guessing they waived the speed limit of 250kts below 10,000ft because I just saw a EF-18 come smokin’ in at about 500kts.
Still weird seeing EF-18s. Even weirder not seeing Intruders.
When I was living in the Detroit area, my next-door neighbor had a pristine ’56 Victoria (no crown). He drove it every day, too, spring through fall.
I had a 66 Mustang with a V8 for a very short period before I got married. After I got married I had to sell it to pay for school. It wasn’t in the best shape the body was fucked up and the motor stalled out on city streets but it drove like a fucking beast on the HWY.
I loved that car.
To this day I still want one and regret selling it.
I sold it to a guy in Vegas who specialized in restoring vintage cars, it was in much better hands.
I can’t stand Twitter, except as an announcement service. I hate Facebook too. And punks on my lawn.
I like Ning, though.
Get better soon, Hostage sickies. We need you in prime form.
I like Ning, though
What is “Ning”?
Ning is another social network, but with more capabilities and better privacy (I hope). For instance, I set my family up, and now we can share photos, videos, and music, and do chats and video chats. It’s pretty nice.
One time I passed my future father in law on a rural road going about 100+ in my mustang. I didn’t know it was him.
Later that day I was hanging out with my future wife at his house, and he came home. I can’t remember exactly what he said but he said something like, “Funniest thing happened today, I was driving down the road with my friend, when a mustang passed us, it must have been going over 100mph, it went so fast I couldn’t see who was driving, but you know it looked an awful lot like yours.”
He was smiling so I knew I was ok, but I was thinking, “oh shit”.
I got a few handys in that mustang while driving down the road.
It was a sexy machine and brought out the best in the ladies, even in its fucked up state.
http://tinyurl.com/27uxubg
Spain downgraded.
Fucking socialists. If the EU were only a trade deal it could work. They way they have it set up is going to fuck up the entire continent.
Stupid fucking socialists.
The extra details make all the difference, Uni. I’m partial to 60’s ‘Stangs, but yours sounds like an extra-special car. :-)
Jazz,
Ha!
It was a fucked up machine but when it was rolling down the HWY I was in heaven.
Just thinking about it gives me a warm feeling inside.
They way they have it set up is going to fuck up the entire continent.
The faster the collapse the better so that one of two things will happen
1. they will get their shit together and lurch right
2. they will start killing each other again
seeing as how commies don’t like to give up their control over others, I don’t see it ending well.
With Barry in office, they won’t get help from us and if he helps anyone, he will help Russia.
My Mom had a mint 67 Mustang that she sold in 1975 for $500 because the transmission went bad. It only had 35000 miles on it.
I’ve been telling the husband to get his dad out of the market. He’s 81.
*with all the Goldman Sachs guys in government, we shoulda bought some Sachs stocks*
George Will on the AZ Messikin law: http://tinyurl.com/24ro4zh
I love the guy at the top and the guy at the bottom. Gimme that hairy chest anytime baby!
RAAAAAAWWWWWWR!
THE ONE QUESTION TEST….
The One (1) Question Test
This test only has one question, but it’s a very
important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover
where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely,
completely fictional situation in which you will have to
make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to
be honest, yet spontaneous.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There
is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe
flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a
photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re
caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is
nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making
photos. There are houses and people swirling around
you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the
water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be
taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow
they look familiar.
You suddenly realize who they are. It’s Barack
Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice
that the raging waters are about to take them under
forever.
You have two options: You can save their lives
or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo,
documenting the deaths of two of the world’s most
powerful people.
Here’s the question, and please give an honest
answer….
Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
White?
oh Scott! Very cool goatse link you posted yesterday
HAAA!
Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
White?
hahahaha, I love you
PJ let me know how the recipe works out.
Wiser – Always go with a good, high speed, B & W film.
PJ let me know how the recipe works out.
I’ll pass. Keeping my buck intact or b-rad said he wouldn’t visit.
wait
or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
White?
I’d go with the black and white and zoom my camera out to a wider angle. Focussing on the debris tends to junk up the historic big picture.
hahahaha, I love you
rethinks heading home after meet-up…….
Wiser – Always go with a good, high speed, B & W film.
racist.
Impossible question to answer.
Won’t you need to use both hands to hold them under?
Won’t you need to use both hands to hold them under?
…or be using them to push Harry Reid in as well?
rethinks heading home after meet-up…….
you coming to san diego then?
wink wink
Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and White?
No brainer. Not even a close competition. There’s only one film – if, in the digital age, you were actually still using film – that is appropriate for such an image.
No brainer. Not even a close competition. There’s only one film – if, in the digital age, you were actually still using film – that is appropriate for such an image.
black and white?
RACIST!!!!!
you coming to san diego then?
yeah, thanks to the redistribution of territories to accomodate our new 1,350 sales people (more sales staff, more sales, doncha know) I may not be back to CA for a long, long time.
Or until the new people fail miserably.
black and white?
RACIST!!!!!
hey, that’s pretty funny, PJ.
black and white?
Absolutely. And I intentionally didn’t say which, too. Does pregnancy increase or decrease your psychic ability? :P
RACIST!!!!!
Like you even need to say that to me.
Does pregnancy increase or decrease your psychic ability?
Let’s find a woman who has not been pregnant for the last 13 years and compare her test results to PJ.
Pregnancy increases the pyschic ability. It also causes the growth of a third eye connected to the brain, unlike those in a male.
Absolutely. And I intentionally didn’t say which, too. Does pregnancy increase or decrease your psychic ability?
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE INFERTILE YOU SUMBTICH!!!!!!!
Or until the new people fail miserably.
*marks spot in October on calendar for evening out with wiserbud
Let’s find a woman who has not been pregnant for the last 13 years and compare her test results to PJ.
Yeah and if women like PJ didn’t procreate, men would be dating goats….oh wait…..
we better start encouraging more women to do their jobs.
It also causes the growth of a third eye connected to the brai
It’s a THIRD EYE?!?!?! I can’t tell you how long I’ve been trying to pop that thing.
Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
White?
Ilford XP-2. 100 speed. That way you can enlarge it to poster size, and not have it come out too grainy.
Next question.
http://tinyurl.com/2udh3vx
Crist is an asshole of the first order. One foot out of being fully ensconced up Barry’s bung hole.
I can’t tell you how long I’ve been trying to pop that thing.
Burning and tearing up should have been a clue.
Yeah and if women like PJ didn’t procreate, men would be dating goats….oh wait…..
I should probably buy more goats.
You guys don’t understand how relieved I am that porky is pretty. She was so hesitant to post a photo I was expecting an elephant man like tumor had grown on her face since her last photo submitted.
Disclaimer: if any of you other hostages have an elephant man like tumor, I still love you. You’re still one of God’s creatures. Just don’t touch me.
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE INFERTILE YOU SUMBTICH!!!!!!!
*looks at PJ’s litter of crotchfruit*
And you told me it was your first time. I guess we both said what we needed to. ;-)
so, why is this site still banned at Ace’s?
What did we do to piss him off??
supposedly it’s ALL of wordpress, but I ain’t buyin’ it.
You’re still one of God’s creatures. Just don’t touch me.
HAHAHAHAHA
And you’re lucky, I hesitated because I didn’t want to blind anyone. Just wait ’til I apply makeup.
*I think I forgot how to apply makeup*
*scratches wart*
Hey, if I sit still, my head doesn’t hurt as bad.
Hey, if I sit still, my head doesn’t hurt as bad.
Just don’t lay on your back. I think that’s how the elephant man died.
Beasn – You are a very handsome woman. Your hair looks great in that pic, btw.
According to Harry Reid, you’re (still) “Anti-American”:
http://is.gd/bLTOo
Harry Reid can lick xBrad’s taint.
Disclaimer: if any of you other hostages have an elephant man like tumor, I still love you. You’re still one of God’s creatures. Just don’t touch me.
Lauraw is going to kill you.
Beasn – You are a very handsome woman.
Minus the woman part on your part, we could be twins!!!
Your hair looks great in that pic, btw.
Thank you kindly.
I wonder if Harry Reid getting his douche-bagging ass kicked by Sue Lowden is going to be anti-American.
Lauraw is going to kill you.
oh shit.
well, just as long as she doesn’t hug me and stays outside of spitting distances when we meet, I think we’ll be ok.
I’ll make sure I wear tennies in case I need to run
I REALLY wish I would think sometimes before I type.
If God gave me the power to just terminate – with a thought – the existence of every Democrat and lefty, I think I would do it. Even my own sister. Gone. Done. Decades – if not centuries – of peaceful coexistence with responsible conservatives would follow, and serenity would be my mantra. And no more fucking idiots like Olbermann, Levine, Krugman, and my sister.
Yeah, I’m a harsh MF.
Ok, great news!
My brother Michael rents my Aunt Cathie’s house. My Aunt Cathie’s daughter is the one renting my mom’s house.
My brother Michael is in escrow to buy a home. He should close in the middle of May.
When my brother gives notice, my cousin will give notice. She’s going to rent her mom’s house and I’m going to rent my mom’s house.
Hopefully the tenants in the studio that have till August will move too.
If not, they’re very strict Mormons and I’m just going to have to plan a LOT of
drunken debaucherytypical Saturday nights at my home to scare them away.This all means that we could be out of this house and into the home we want to be in in about a month.
aren’t you so excited? Yes, I knew you’d be.
hey Rosetta, Olbermann friended you on GeoCities!
I wonder if Harry Reid getting his douche-bagging ass kicked by Sue Lowden is going to be anti-American
No, but somehow it’ll be racist
This all means that we could be out of this house and into the home we want to be in in about a month.
leaving the goat and chicken shit for the next resident to deal with, I assume.
PJ, your housing situation sounds like something Goldman came up with.
Arlen Specter questions the wisdom of his party switch and generally spins tall tails…
http://tinyurl.com/2bkq6yu
leaving the goat and chicken shit for the next resident to deal with, I assume.
you say goat shit, I say fertilizer
hey Rosetta, Olbermann friended you on GeoCities!
You guys were funny yesterday.
I think, in support of the liberals proposed boycott of Arizona, we should ban Mesa.
we should ban Mesa.
Mesa, Arizona or MesainArizona?
I’m going to lunch. BBIAB.
**puts crotchfruit on list of funny shit seen at H2**
Mesa, Arizona or MesainArizona?
I’m good either way.
Blue in Texas?
Blue in Texas?
Cheer up, brother. I was just joshin’.
I think, in support of the liberals proposed boycott of Arizona, we should ban Mesa
And Arizona Iced Tea….
And Cyn. unless she posts good pics of her bewbs…..
Cheer up, brother. I was just joshin’.
hahaha, I love this episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BznwsT6r_tM&feature=related
And Arizona Iced Tea….
And Cyn. unless she posts good pics of her bewbs…
Agile, we don’t REALLY want to hurt AZ, just mesa.
Ummm, PJM, Arizona Iced Tea is made in NY. :-)
But, by all means, if you want to hurt Mesa – go ahead.
Rosetta’s real job = Twitter Cop:
http://is.gd/bLY4Z
Ummm, PJM, Arizona Iced Tea is made in NY.
*shakes head sadly
Aw gee, I’ll cyn wasn’t even made in Arizona.
*pokes mesa with a stick
Rosetta’s real job = Twitter Cop:
what miserable human beings
and curse you for making me click on that paper
Good news everyone. BBC America is having a The Inbetweeners marathon this Sunday afternoon.
I highly recommend you DVR it.
Best show on TV.
hey uni, I downloaded your movie, but I haven’t had time to watch it yet. Is it Swedish with English subtitles?
just want to make sure it’s the right one
Gah! I am running the store for a couple of hours and it has quickly reminded me that I pretty much dislike people.
Stealing wiserbud’s schtick from last night:
My suggestion is that we force a murger between The University of Texas at Arlington, The University of Texas at Dallas, Texas Women’s University in Denton, and North Texas University in Denton. Call the new giant institution the Consolidated University of North Texas. I wanna design their logo.
Yes, it’s Swedish with English Subtitles.
You downloaded the entire thing?
Make sure you watch it on a big screen, it’s fucking great.
In the beginning you will think it’s two separate story lines but they come together nicely in the middle.
Do not have kids around! There are some gruesome parts, but not in a horror movie kind of way, just shocking.
murger = what a pisspoor proofreader I am
I B literate in real life and shit.
The start of this clip reminds me of me and my friends growing up, just brutal.
I’m voting for Chuck Devore, but this makes me wanna wretch
http://www.chuckdevore.com/n/news.asp?artid=288
“this makes me wanna wretch”
Very nearly the kiss of death.
I just don’t get why he’s bragging about it.
seriously
some retard on his facebook page said this:
One true conservative endorsing another true conservative!
what a fucking idiot
she’s actually kind of hard looking
http://www.facebook.com/chuck.devore?v=wall&story_fbid=112919478746007#!/photo.php?pid=23016&id=100000162534163&fbid=100890099926407
i guess that’s her sexy photo
I can’t stand Huckabee. I would keep that endorsement just behind my toilet.
I would keep it right on those bolts that hold the toilet in that seem to collect all the urine that my sons can’t make into the toilet.
I would flush it after I curled one out.
Urine trouble now!
The start of this clip reminds me of me and my friends growing up, just brutal.
Well no wonder. All of you talking with that funny accent and your Mom knowing that you’re a wuss and all. I mean, really. Is it any great surprise?
Little Johnny to his teacher:
“I learned a new word: urinate. As in:
Urinate. But if you had bigger bewbs, you’d be a 10.”
BIWIC,
Heh!
Mostly the beginning, ripping on each other.
Funny stuff.
Are you coming to CT, Uni?
I wouldn’t want to miss the chance to tie you to your bed and dump you out the window…
Nope. I wish I could but I gots too much going on with work, and can’t afford to take the time away from the family or the office.
Otherwise I would love to, you know it’s going to be a blast.
Pervert.
>> I’m seriously frustrated, DiT – this is no joke. I’m effing pissed, and I’m ready to bash my monitor and go home for the day.
Didn’t mean to leave you hanging Jazz, I had a 5 hour class on changes we can expect in DoD contracting as a result of Executive Orders. YAY.
I don’t really know what to tell you dude, except walk away from it. If it’s frustrating you and pissing you off, it’s hardly worth that. I avoided it for a while just because I didn’t really want to commit the brain cells to dealing with it (in many ways it’s like another remote control, you know?)
If you feel like taking a look later, then do it when you have some time to poke around. Or not.
I get a good deal of breaking news stuff from there because of the people I “follow” (think “subscribe” to their posts), not to mention every now and then someone starts up some shit like last night and it’s funny as shit.
I get a good deal of breaking news stuff from there because of the people I “follow” (think “subscribe” to their posts), not to mention every now and then someone starts up some shit like last night and it’s funny as shit.
Yes or no:
When you subscribe to a twitterers twattle, can you follow it like, say, an RSS reader’s list of posts for a website like Ace’s? Meaning, is there a list of just that twatter’s tweets/twits/twats?
I’ll bet a lot of Hostagettes fall into this category: http://tinyurl.com/2b56jnu
I noticed, Jazz, that the article doesn’t say WHAT they worship.
I think we know what the Hostagettes worship….
Jazz, I’m follow folks like Jim Geraghty. Malkin, Andy Levy, Mary Katherine Ham, others, and the co-bloggers. I’m not quite sure what you’re looking for, if you follow more than one person you see their posts listed sequentially from most recent down. To just read one person’s posts the format is: http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty
I don’t use RSS feeds so I can’t confirm any similarity or difference.
When you subscribe to a twitterers twattle, can you follow it like, say, an RSS reader’s list of posts for a website like Ace’s? Meaning, is there a list of just that twatter’s tweets/twits/twats?
Dave follows me Jazz and I’m the biggest twat I know. Isn’t that enough?
Thanks, Dave. I really appreciate your insight.
I think I hate twitter more now than I did this morning.
Isn’t that enough?
No. No, it’s not. :-)
So, on your subscription “page,” or whatever page displays the twattle from the twits you’re following, do only the twats to you show, or do all of the twats from each twit display?
all the tweets the from the twitterers you follow show, doesn’t matter what twat they’re twitting to.
I answered that above. All their posts if you have “followed” (subscribed). To see yours they have to do same.
To see yours they have to do same.
unless you @ them. they can see those………right?
I have a hard time twiddling my thumbs, much less twittering my thatched twat.
Mine are bigger.
Mine are bigger.
hahaha, when all else fails
I say “No!” to Twitter.
Life is too short.
>> unless you @ them. they can see those………right?
Yeah, unless they block em.
I answered that above.
Sorry, Dave – this is just foreign to me, and I’m uncharacteristically resentful toward the whole thing. I’m not trying to be obtuse.
unless you @ them. they can see those………right?
Yes. If you look at your own @name on the sidebar you’ll see who all is referring to you, just like Keef found all our taunts last night. Indeed, I just checked mine for the very first time and found this jewel:
http://is.gd/bM3KB
One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.
MIne are smaller.
I think we know what the Hostagettes worship….
Do tell.
I’m not trying to be obtuse.
try being less than 90 degrees for once, ok?
>> One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.
There are more important things than twitter, to be sure.
I found it to be about as confusing as Facebook when I started goofing around with it.
Cuffy – Joe ain’t shit. (see what I did there?)
Indeed, I just checked mine for the very first time and found this jewel:
awww, cuffy has fans
One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.
That does suck. The husband is in the same state of fear mingled with his burn out. What will break first…..the company cans him or he cans himself. A dilemma. I told him to try and hang on for the canning, then he could apply for unemployment.
One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.
so you need to understand twitter so you don’t get fired?
There is an energy vampire in my store.
And he won’t go away.
Indeed, I just checked mine for the very first time and found this jewel:
Look at his last name. What a towel. A merde one at that.
The husband is in the same state of fear mingled with his burn out.
This is me. I hate banking law. If the job market were better, I’d welcome a good firing.
There is an energy vampire in my store.
And he won’t go away.
is he scoping out your white legs?
so you need to understand twitter so you don’t get fired?
No, it reoriented my priorities. Twitter still sucks.
Laura, did the lights dim?
BTW, I am a towel.
No, it reoriented my priorities
Why you hate the Asians?
And he won’t go away.
Give us a little kiss, darlin’!
BTW, I am a towel.
No, you’re a … well I’ll be damned.
PJM – How skinny are you now?
Palin hits Obama with both barrels: http://tinyurl.com/28trlav
If the job market were better, I’d welcome a good firing.
Oh yes, him too, though he isn’t in banking. He hates his job so bad, he seriously considered taking the 401k and paying off the mortgage, quitting, and then living off my salary. Problem would come in being without insurance ’til next sign-up, if there is a sign-up, if we can afford the sign-up cause you know the rates ARE going up, and then when car insurance and TAXES come due.
Unfortunately, the pay him too well (not well enough in my book) for him to just up and quit.
PJM – How skinny are you now?
Holding steady. I was only going to go on Optifast till my birthday, lose as much weight as possible and then switch to something else.
There are waaaaaaay too many other things I’d like to spend $500 a month on.
I started South Beach, but am incorporating Weight Watchers too.
Why you hate the Asians?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
No, you’re a … well I’ll be damned.
Anyone want to be a towel with me? It’s almost 5 PM.
PJ – The last picture I saw of you, sans goat, you looked like you had lost about 25-30 lbs.
You know who else has to show papers – besides Messicans in AZ?
EVERYONE WHO WANTS HEALTHCARE.
http://tinyurl.com/2bo682b
Mesa, I hate that bullshit story.
SPACE PEN!!!
I have three Fisher space pens! They’re cool ’cause they can fit in your wallet.
http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp
“both American and Soviet missions initially used pencils, NASA did not seek out Fisher to develop a “space pen”, Fisher did not charge NASA for the cost of developing the pen, and the Fisher pen was eventually used by both American and Soviet astronauts.”
Romy’s gonna kick your ass
SPACEPENSPACEPENSPACEPEN!!1!11!1
As seen on Twitter!
2nd or 3rd look at 3D
http://tinyurl.com/2ekhmrq
Look out, Romy is pissed!
The Twitter battle with Olberman was hilarious. What was the deal with jimcollins wanting to get ass-raped? Is that what passes for witty banter in his world?
*Romy tackles Mesa; gives him ‘The Space Pen’*
*Romy tackles Mesa; gives him ‘The Space Pen’*
Hahahahahahahaa!!!
L to R
Mesa
http://tinyurl.com/37y7ynm
How disgusting is this?
“WE’RE NOT NAZIS!!1!”
Cuffy, well, now I’m not going to feel sorry for them losing business.
SPACE PEN!!!!
http://zverige.com/kingkong/
http://imgur.com/a/R85WU/doublefired
What the coitus is this defecation?
Dems look to pick up 2 more senators and 6-7 more the congress.
Open and transparent….
http://biggovernment.com/taylorking/2010/04/28/puerto-rico-51st-state-congress-scrambling-to-make-it-so/
I think several Hostagettes may be in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrcgHsSPXZY&feature=related
So mcpo, are you saying I look fat with goat?
So mcpo, are you saying I look fat with goat?
I’m saying it’s hard to tell when you have a male goat played across your lap.
PACEMEM!!!!! ELEVENTY
scottw … what the Dems really are pushing for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78
and they may well succeed in causing …………
http://biggovernment.com/taylorking/2010/04/28/puerto-rico-51st-state-congress-scrambling-to-make-it-so/
heh. What they fail to realize is that Puerto Rico doesn’t WANT to be a state. They prefer to simply be the recipient of our largesse without having to live under that same rules as the rest of us.
I’m saying it’s hard to tell when you have a male goat played across your lap
28 total
PACEMEM!!!!! ELEVENTY
We could launch a POT with a JIMP inside!
http://is.gd/bMaAc
Do they get free health care now?
Do they get free health care now?
yep. All the bennies with none of the work or heartache.
Why fuck with that, huh?
Do they get free health care now?
Yes.
I heard Sen. Inhofe on the radio yesterday and according to him immigration reform and cap and trade are both dead in the water.
28 total
PJM – Man, I’m good!
OMFG!!!!!!!!! They still think this law made it a crime to be here illegally. It was ALREADY a crime to be here illegally.
Many day laborers like Diaz say they will leave Arizona because of the law, which also makes it a crime to be in the U.S. illegally and directs police to question people about their immigration status if there is reason to suspect they are illegal immigrants.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100428/ap_on_re_us/us_immigration_day_labor
yes you are mcpo, yes you are
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
*
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
*
1. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
*
1. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
*
1. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
*
1. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
because of the law, which also makes it a crime to be in the U.S. illegally
It’s amazing how they just never seem to realize just how stupid they sound when they whine about how it’s now a crime to be doing something illegally.
Fuck healthcare. Let’s give all the stupid fucking liberals a dictionary.
WOW, an immediate effect? Woo hoo!
Neighboring states better hurry up and do something.
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
*that joke is older than Brewfan
Og remember when Glog told that joke. Og laugh so hard, Og fall off rock.
Og remember when Glog told that joke. Og laugh so hard, Og fall off rock.
HAHAHAHA!
I thought we were boycotting Mesa.
I’m back. Spaghetti alla carbonara and broccoli for dinner. Bacon!
**makes plans to launch mesa into space
I’m STILL laughing at the og joke.
we had a taco place here called Al Carbon Tacos.
I thought Al Carbon was the guy’s name.
I’m STILL laughing at the og joke.
Og thank you. Og be here all week. Try teradactyl.
*flips og a fancy rock for tip
“Sanctuary cities” not exactly ready to welcome illegal immigrants from AZ.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/28/sanctuary-cities-fight-arizonas-new-immigration-law-offering-sanctuary/
*uses rock to “seduce” pjm
**shows Og how to make fire
rawr
I think romy just won og’s heart. or at least warmed it.
**shows Og how to make fire
fi…..er?
Woman think Og is dumb? Og know how to make fire. Og rocket scientist.
Og go now. Time for Og to prepare for midnite show.
You think oG is cute? You should see his bride, uGH!
I’M RICK PERRY, BITCH!
http://tinyurl.com/34476og
Og know how to make fire
IYKWIMAITYD
Did Hawaii tip over? Mare hasn’t been around for a while.
That’s probably the manliest thing Rick “Flair” Perry has ever done.
I am out of here.
Y’all have a great evening.
Mare’s locked inside a slow moving container ship going towards the mainland. I hope somebody punched some air holes.
Seeya halfscrote.
Mare’s locked inside a slow moving container ship going towards the mainland
Did I miss a breaking news flash from FNC??
One of my lib friends on FaceChimp complaining, “In this geographical area, a seller of window decals of Calvin peeing on Obama could probably command any price.”
Yeah, you could make a profit off that in this town. Takers?
Just say “not if Obama was on fire”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7sH5QLyXY&playnext_from=TL&videos=kQicSgt5otY
So this is what death looks like……..I thought it would be darker.
One of my lib friends on FaceChimp complaining, “In this geographical area, a seller of window decals of Calvin peeing on Obama could probably command any price.”
I’m guessing this is a NASA-heavy area?
End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path… One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass… And then you see it. White shores… and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU_Tn-HxULM&feature=related
Dinner tonight was bacon wrapped cuts of venison backstrap drizzled w/ teriyaki, served over noodles.
Absolutely fucking awesome. Now I want dessert.
Leon, actually more Army than NASA. Parker Griffith, the Dem Congressmen turned Republican, is my rep. I don’t think it’s going to help him with re-election.
Dinner tonight was leftover pork loin slices, french-style green beans, and tater tots.
Had a golden Oreo for dessert.
Dinner tonight was chicken cacciatore and southern green beans.
Just one golden oreo? I didn’t think you were suposed to eat just one.
Hi!
I made country-style spare-ribs. Side dishes don’t suit me.
Why?
Heh, I’ve unwittingly dragged the HGTV Bathtastic! host into our Olbermann twitter war:
Unfortunately he likes Keef. But I still watch Bathtastic more than Countdown.
Well, I had several golden Oreos before dinner.
Well, I had several golden Oreos before dinner.
Ahhh.
Well, I had several golden Oreos before dinner.
You PEED on your oreos?!?!?!
I need a half dozen fudge covered Oreos!
I still watch Bathtastic
Turn in your man card!
WTF is Bathtastic?
I need a half dozen fudge covered Oreos!
Damn, that’s what I want for dinner. STraight out of the freezer!
This my friends is why you’d best not call me fat.
http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_45c908c2-52ed-11df-97cc-001cc4c03286.html
Evenin’, Hostages. How goes it today? Did I miss anything exciting?
Hey Sky!
You missed me quoting LOTR and posting awesome music so, no. Not really.
you left off “more than Countdown” romy! Me flipping past Bathtastic while drunk garners more view time.
Recent picture of the obviously not fat PJM:
Sox almost got assploded in a marine diesel conflagration, and Cuffy came out of the closet.
That’s about it. What’s new with you Z?
you like your ears don’t you clint?
This my friends is why you’d best not call me fat.
I’d never.
Fluffy, maybe, but I consider that a compliment.
Here, leon: http://is.gd/bMghC
I had told Olbermann (infamous for hiding in his bathtub during stressful times) that he could host Bathtastic when his MSNBC show crashes/burns.
As long as Kohls sells pants that fit me, I do not consider myself “fat”. Husky? Maybe.
“Sox almost got assploded in a marine diesel conflagration, and Cuffy came out of the closet.”
Nothing that has happened in my life could possibly compete with that. The doc gave Mr. Ember the antibiotics, and I didn’t even have to demand that he do so (yay!). Then I worked an 11 hour day today. Now, I’m here. Whee.
Cuffy, whew!
*hands Sky 3 fingers of Jameson w/ 2 ice cubes*
Here ya go, sweetie. Put your feet up!
Okay, Cuffy, I’d say that’s a manly-enough program with an unmanly name.
I’ll 2nd the motion to restore your man-card, but I’m not about to propose it to the council.
Cuffy, whew!
*note to self: tell Mrs. Cuffy not to talk about my raging Bathtastic habit if she sees romy this weekend*
“*hands Sky 3 fingers of Jameson w/ 2 ice cubes*
Here ya go, sweetie. Put your feet up!”
You’re a doll, Chief. Thanks.
*Hands Ember a Zero candy bar, an Ale 8 One and a double shot of Russell’s Reserve.*
Evenin’, Hostages. How goes it today? Did I miss anything exciting?
The party never starts till you get here, homechild. 8)
*Nods at Chief for his insight and galantry.*
Wow, by removing 2 words that gets dirty.
*hands Sky 3 fingers w/ 2 ice cubes*
Here ya go, sweetie. Put your feet up!
Hi
an unmanly name.
the exclamation point makes it 28% gayer
!
*Nods at Chief for his
insight and galantryunseemly erection.*“*Hands Ember a Zero candy bar, an Ale 8 One and a double shot of Russell’s Reserve.*”
Damn. You boys tryin’ to get me drunk? Thank you, dear.
Chief, you are not fat.
the exclamation point makes it 28% gayer
You speak truth.
*Nods at Chief for his insight and galantry unseemly erection.*
MOM! PG IS GAZING AT MY PACKAGE AGAIN!!!
Hello everybody.
On the other hand, Kohl’s does not sell pants that will fit Mr. RFH. Hmmm.
This guy was in front of me in traffic on my way to work the other day.
http://tinyurl.com/23ymh4f
He had the exact same signage, twice as large, on both sides of his van.
“You boys tryin’ to get me drunk?”
Duh?
Hi Brew!
You boys tryin’ to get me drunk?
The discovery of alcohol was — by far — more important than that whole “wheel” thing. I mean, without drunk chicks, we might never have knocked up enough wimmens to maintain the species.
hahaha, did you take that photo pupster?
Watts wrong with that sin, Pupster?
There is someone in HSV with the vanity license plate “RTFM”. I laugh every time he passes me.
Hi Romy! *waves*
“He had the exact same signage, twice as large, on both sides of his van.”
Mezzzzzzican?
Without alcohol and extreme gullibility on the part of the female, the entire human race would number about 175.
There is someone in HSV with the vanity license plate “RTFM”.
That is awesome! I want to scream that everytime I get a support call.
Mr. Ember is making garlic bread and the whole house smells like yum.
I took the photo with my cell phone PJM.
I’m pretty sure it’s just regular old ignorant red-necked white folks Clint.
He did a really good job with the stencils…they were straight and uniformly spaced.
Just didn’t spell the shit right.
The innerwebtubes are quiet tonight. Too quiet.
That’s it — making garlic bread right now this second. The Big Salad was simply not enough.
Supper tonight:
Meat, Coke Zero
The innerwebtubes are quiet tonight. Too quiet.
Are they normally noisier? I haven’t spent much time on them.
Interlude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdDhV45lYHU&a=ZVMFuP-RdoQ&playnext_from=ML
“That’s it — making garlic bread right now this second. The Big Salad was simply not enough.”
Garlic bread is win. I’m going to go eat some. BBS.
Did Ember leave any of that whiskey? No? Fucking lush.
Who was “Og” earlier? That was some funny shit.
Please don’t turn my world upside down and say “xbrad”.
Greetings, assorted weirdos.
Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum Look at Molly now, here she comes
Wearin’ her wig hat and shades to match
She’s got high-heel sneakers and an alligator hat
Wearin’ her pearls and her diamond rings
She’s got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dd9qjHUyHQ
Oh, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttt …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5fyIbJNRJ8&feature=related
Clint – The reason wheelie bars were invented!
Well, of course there’s no bread in the house. So I start digging thru the freezer for frozen biscuits or something and find a 2 year old California Pizza Kitchen pizza.
I open it.
It is shiny … like it’s been dipped in ice water and flash frozen. But I’m still cooking the bitch and will put fresh garlic on it when it’s done.
There is someone in HSV with the vanity license plate “RTFM”
I have NO idea what that means. Must be some sorta astronaut code.
Wiserbud was og.
Read The F’n Manual
When we were strangers
I watched you from afar
When we were lovers
I loved you with all my heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMA-_ElvKsk&playnext_from=TL&videos=3jKcxlDcU00&feature=grec
find a 2 year old California Pizza Kitchen pizza.
I worked there too.
Read The F’n Manual
How the hell do you people know that? I guess you learned it on the job? I’m not learning much on my job. Can I quit?
Well, of course there’s no bread in the house.
No bread in mine, either, but from the look of things, this was a problem for you. In my case, it’s by design.
PJM – The problem with your job is, by the time you are experienced, you’re unemployed.
I can’t wait to be unemployed.
Course then I get to be a grandma and I’m pretty sure that’s cool
Hi Hostages!
Did I miss any fun today?
How the hell do you people know that? I guess you learned it on the job? I’m not learning much on my job. Can I quit?
Move to Wisconsin and I’ll get you a job as a QA analyst. When you call me and ask me how to get the program I wrote to do something I scream, “READ THE F’N MANUAL!”. You will remember that moment for a lifetime :)
PG are you close enough to Mexico to get the Coke with real sugar? Artificial sweeteners are worse than sugar if you are trying to keep the lbs off.
Awesome, the missus just called from the drive thru line at Chick-fil-a, so I have some insurance when the pizza turns out to be baked garbage.
clintbird, somewhere I have the parody of “Cocaine” titled “Caffeine”.
When you’re waking up, you gotta get a cup
Caffeine.
Who was “Og” earlier? That was some funny shit.
That was ICE T.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scILa5iPBcg
“Who was “Og” earlier?”
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/avon-books/538-1.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269231/Family-struggle-vain-rescue-car-parked-beach–forgetting-tide.html
Vmax, not much new although we did learn that nylons are out unless you are a grandma. What is new in sunny Florida?
Scott, yes on the close to Mexico question.
The only problem is that it’s high. $1 for a “medio litro” glass bottle. I drink one every once in a while, but real Coca-Cola used to be a monster fucking addiction for me back in my 300+ days, so I stay away from it now for the most part. The zero calorie shit does not appeal to my addictive nature.
PG I don’t know if you have seen them but there have been some recent studies that show that low calorie sugar substitutes actually cause weight gain.
PG I don’t know if you have seen them but there have been some recent studies that show that low calorie sugar substitutes actually cause weight gain.
Your body gets the signal of “sweet” from your tongue, so you make insulin, and that means fats and sugars from any food you eat are just as likely to be stored in fat cells as they would be if you’d had sugared pop. Honestly though, given nutrasweet or splenda vs HFCS, I’m not sure which is worse. They are both awful, really.
I’ve lost some weight since I stopped drinking sodas with HFCS, scott. And Diet Dr. Pepper really DOES taste more like regular Dr. Pepper!
I should note that not everybody gets the insulin response from diet pop. I’m pretty sure I do.
They are both awful, really.
What.The.Fuck.Is.Wrong.With.You?
What.The.Fuck.Is.Wrong.With.You?
I have a deep and abiding love for my kidneys, and I’ve spent more than half my life with a weight problem. That either leaves you thinking a lot about it and studying it, or completely ignoring it and dying young.
Chief must have lost at golf today.
Your body gets the signal of “sweet” from your tongue, so you make insulin, and that means fats and sugars from any food you eat are just as likely to be stored in fat cells as they would be if you’d had sugared pop. Honestly though, given nutrasweet or splenda vs HFCS, I’m not sure which is worse. They are both awful, really.
INteresting…
Leon – Sorry, but I have an incurable sweet tooth.
Scott – Didn’t play today.
“Scott – Didn’t play today.”
The 40 MPH winds and a little rain kept you inside?
Something for everyone – especially Eddiebear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=3jKcxlDcU00
I stopped drinking the HFCS stuff because there are some studies that shows that it exacerbates gout, which I have.
No artificial sweetners leaves, water, fruit juice which has a lot of simple carb calories, sweetened sodas ditto the carb calories, sports drinks ditto, milk ditto, coffee and tea I guess. I can get burnt out on straight water and unsweetened tea pretty quickly. So I drink a lot of Crystal Light and a few coke zeros per day. It may be killing me, I don’t know.
Scott – No rain. Couldn’t get anyone to play. . . you are right about the wind though.
A roommate from years ago had bad gout. It sucks.
So I drink a lot of Crystal Light and a few coke zeros per day. It may be killing me, I don’t know.
Jeez, I just drink one diet soda per day at lunch. The rest is water. I drink lots of water.
PG, I’m down to water, tea (no sugar), coffee, and small amounts of whole milk. It wasn’t an immediate shift, but sweet drinks no longer appeal to me. I’m trying really, really hard to kill my sweet tooth.
Though I have occasionally been guilty of tipping meat juices off of my plate after eating a steak.
MCPO places a classified ad:
I have the opposite problem, trying to gain weight. I can go on a Twinkie diet and lose weight.
I have the metabolism of a field mouse.
leon, you’re the hostage that doesn’t drink alcohol, right?
I guess if I really nutted up I could get to where I just did water and unsweet tea. But I get bored with repetition pretty easy. I need variety to keep me interested.
PG – So, after gazing at my package, you’re now checking out my ass?!? Seriously, get some help (or a boyfriend)!
http://tinyurl.com/2a7lcln
PG, water, unsweet tea, coffee, and the occasional Gatorade for me. I haven’t had a soda in almost a year. Though if I were to get one with real sugar instead of HFCS, I’d drink it and to hell with the carbs.
you infer a little too much my good sir
xbrad places a classified ad:
roamy, if you come to TX you can get Dr. Pepper made with real sugar in almost any grocery store. They’ve figured out that there’s enough of a market for it to be worth the trouble of running another line. The “experts” say there’s no difference in taste, but the experts are full of shit. You can tell the difference and sugar tastest better. If you get close enough to the meskin border in an area with a high meskin population (I meet both qualifications) you can get coke, sprite and several varieties of fanta all made with real sugar that is imported from across the river.
Starts planning distribution routes
When BrewFan gets back, he’s got some splainin to do:
Oh, I also like Arrowhead’s orange-flavored seltzer. Not sweet at all, just a hint of the orange.
You fuckers get off of my thread.
Back. *stretch* Venus is awfully bright tonight.
Is Serena playing as well?
That was just bad, PG.
When I was stationed in Spain, I drank a lot of Fanta Limon. Loved that stuff. Never seen it here.
You’re right. That sucked.
Costco in Irvine sells real sugar Messican Coke in real glass bottles.
About 17 bucks a case of 24.
On the topic of sodas – I quit drinking Red Bull and Coca-Cola cold turkey in October (and it was rough). The plus – I lost 7 lbs in a month and a half without changing my diet or exercise.
Leon, splenda is SO bad.
My niece and I spend a summer doing Atkins and by the end of the summer, even though I wasn’t taking Splenda anymore, I could still taste bleach when I breathed. It terrified me.
Evenin’ hosefuckers. What’d I miss?
Also, Paul Ryan continues to kick ass … http://bit.ly/bOzcQw
Costco in Irvine sells real sugar Messican Coke in real glass bottles
If you were Al Sharpton you would say, Mescan.
John and Ken were laughing about that.
So I’m standing on my friends deck having a smoke while Mom was inside chit-chatting.
I look over and think I see a small dog in the garden.
Nope.
It was a sea otter. He looked at me. I looked at him. He ran back under the house.
PJM – How many different diets have you been on?
xBrad – When you going to visit BiW and ChrisP??
Also, Paul Ryan continues to kick ass
If Paul Ryan drops copies of that in a forest, would anyone know?
How about these guys get loud everywhere? Call a presser, call Rush, talk to their local networks. Loud.
Until then, most schmucks will believe GM paid back their ‘loan’, that Wall Street needs ‘reform’ ’cause they caused it, that Barry shits Skittles.
PJM – How many different diets have you been on?
I’ve been pregnant 6 times MCPO.
“that Barry shits Skittles.”
I’m still looking for my free unicorn, damnit.
I’ve been pregnant 6 times MCPO.
That’s not an answer, wisenhiemer!
MCPO, right now, it looks like Friday. I’ve heard from BiW, but haven’t heard from Chrispy. Don’t know if the old folks home will let him out.
That’s not an answer, wisenhiemer!
I thought it was a damn good answer
Oops
I was concentrating on a new poat at Car in’s
http://isthisblogon.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/government-quotes/
I thought it was good,
But I am a moron.
It’s not necessarily accurate, but it’s a good answer.
This makes me nervous about visiting our Michiganders!!
http://tinyurl.com/23t3aqn
leon, you’re the hostage that doesn’t drink alcohol, right?
These days, yeah. I miss it more than I miss sugar.
MCPO, I experienced exactly that in Saline last month. Speed traps abound right now for revenue purposes.
I got the llama song running through my head.
I got the llama song running through my head.
Hehehehehehe
I’m still looking for my free unicorn, damnit.
Didja try joining a labor union?
“Didja try joining a labor union?”
Fucking non-union job. *sends boss letter of resignation*
Huh? What?
Unions suck
Romy, you’re management. How are you gonna oppress minorities if you give up your job, which you only got because you are white?
“Huh? What?
Unions suck”
2 words, Vmax: FREE. UNICORN.
Shit.
Not Romy.
Ember.
But you knew what I meant.
Huh? What?
Unions suck
Unions were once a good idea. Then the gangsters and Dems (BIRM) moved in and turned them into a fucked-up racket.
I didn’t get my management job because I’m white. I got it because I have bewbs and they needed to fill their bewb quota.
I got my job because…
Hey! Wait a minute! WTF? How come I don’t get to oppress people?
I got it because I have bewbs and they needed to fill their bewb quota.
As a man that recently lost his, I resent the bewb quota.
bewbs rock!
I was about to say, the hell I’m management. I have TM after my name.
TM =/= Tech Manager? That’s what it is in my world.
As a man that recently lost his, I resent the bewb quota.
quit losing weight. You’ll get your bewbs back in no time
TM = Trouble Maker
quit losing weight. You’ll get your bewbs back in no time
My wifeyperson was not a fan of my bewbs.
so selfish leon.
sheesh
I wouldn’t mind if I had slightly bigger bewbs.
I gots to go. Goodnight, my invisible friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Cw2YWEFgY
I wouldn’t mind if I had slightly bigger bewbs.
I’d happily give you what’s left of mine.
Deal, Leon.
Well shoot. Somebody donated a bunch of money to buy an in-ear monitor system for the church band. I’m gonna have to stop saying “fuck” for a while in gratitude.
…
What? I don’t say it in church.
G’nite MCPO.
Good night, Chief, hope you feel better.
Somebody donated a bunch of money to buy an in-ear monitor system for the church band.
Does this system include some kind of clamp to control your spastic leg movements?
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How I know I’m old: A couple of those “hunks” look way too young to me.
I drink pretty much only water. I have a glass of sweet tea about twice a month and a can of ginger ale about 2-3 times a month. When I’m sick, I drink juice. Otherwise, water only.
When I started college, I stopped drinking soda entirely because I never drink fountain Dr. Pepper (it doesn’t taste right) and I was mostly eating in the cafeteria. I lost 5-6 pounds in two weeks.
>> Does this system include some kind of clamp to control your spastic leg movements?
No. Some people raise their hands. I move my foot around like a gimp.
Same same.
That didn’t quite work as I had planned.
I see that.
http://bitchinlifestyle.tv/Kulture/Articles/You-Had-Me-At-Bacon.html
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/04/breaking-news-dems-hid-damning-health-care-report-from-public-until-a-month-after-vote/
Peel, when I was in the dorms I gained weight initially. They had unlimited OJ at every meal. I wasn’t ready for that kind of responsibility.
Mrs. Peel, I tried to put in a mix. There were some pics I found where they must have been boys. Give me a real man. Also, feel free to do HHD next week.
From some of the other comments, I’m thinking the ladies like real chest hair. Hard to find some that haven’t shaved but aren’t the missing link to Sasquatch.
I’ll do it.
I thought they were all quite yummy, Romy. I hate body hair.
Those of us whom are missing links to Sasquatch are willing to pose.
Provided you like pasty white skin and an enormous beer belly.
And a somewhat incipient case of plumber’s ass.
If I did HHD, there would be a lot of Tom Selleck, which Ember wouldn’t like. I could balance him out with a little Captain Picard, though.
Does that include ear hair?
Has anyone besides me seen Her Alibi? It’s a pretty funny Tom Selleck movie.
I hate body hair.
Hairist!
My wife used to hate it, but then she also used to date little pansy boy-men that lacked masculine attributes of distinction.
I’ve seen it, Peel. Decent flick, gorgeous female lead.
“If I did HHD, there would be a lot of Tom Selleck, which Ember wouldn’t like. I could balance him out with a little Captain Picard, though.”
Acceptable.
A little something to dream about tonight — and a precursor to next weeks HHD.
XBrad, you are not a missing link to Sasquatch, unless you have shaved your neck for every picture I’ve seen of you.
I’m gonna organize a Sunday morning bus tour from Dallas to Dave’s church, for Lutherans who want to see Dave play his bass. They will think his leg is possessed by the Holy Spirit and give him money.
I’m just askin’ for 30% of the take.
>> Acceptable
He’s quite hirsute you know.
“He’s quite hirsute you know.”
He’s Captain Fucking Picard. He gets a pass.
Ohhhh… sorry, I see now you meant you could handle Tom “Furrball” Selleck with some Patrick “clean as a babe” Stewart. I misunderstood.
Someone put up a new poat, please.
*orders taser for next week*
I didn’t get how sexy Captain Picard was until I was…hmm…probably in my twenties.
SPACE PEN!!!!!
I’ve always had a crush on Captain Picard. Yum.
New poat!!!
I didn’t get how sexy Captain Picard was until I was…hmm…probably in my twenties.
Same thing happened with me and Captain Janeway. But we’ve been happy together ever since.
(Well, like any other couple, we’ve had our ups and downs, but we always manage to work things out.)