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HHD

Good morning, ladies!

What was that?  Shut up and post the pics?  Oh, okay. 

Can’t forget teh redhead for Car in.

And a shirtless Wolverine for me, because it’s going to be a kickass day.

Y’all have a good day!

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April 28, 2010
Categories: beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, redhead, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

516 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on April 28, 2010 8:47 am

    Now THAT is a yummy redhead.

    And, I’m thinking if I could follow that runner up there (Hunk #3), my time would improve.

    Most excellent job Roamy!

  2. Comment by PattyAnn on April 28, 2010 8:48 am

    Thanks for doing HHD, Roamy!

  3. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:54 am

    You’re most welcome.

  4. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 9:12 am

    I had to rate this poat down strickly for testosterone reasons.

    Good morning, ladies.

  5. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 9:15 am

    And, I’m thinking if I could follow that runner up there (Hunk #3), my time would improve.

    Following a good looking member of the opposite sex would do that for almost anyone. Maybe we could come up with a new line of R-rated workout videos?

  6. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 9:30 am

    Ladies, I have a fashion/ appropriateness question for you.

    I rarely have occasion to wear dresses as often as I used to, and I notice the etiquette on wearing nylons has changed.

    I have a semi-formal Spring wedding to attend, and the weather will be warm. I’ll be wearing a dress with a slightly flared skirt that hems just below the knee, and strappy high heels.
    Is bare leg considered the fashionable thing to do now, or would it be inappropriate?

    Would even the sheerest nylons be stupid looking?

  7. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 9:32 am

    Good morning.

    I’m twitter illiterate . . . Twitterilliterate? Twilliterate? Whatever. How the fuck do people follow that shit? All I see on people’s twitter site is a bunch of seemingly random shit that appears to be answering someone else’s random shit, but there’s no cohesive thread-type thingy to follow any particular “conversation.”

    Twitter looks stupid.

  8. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 9:33 am

    Bare is ok.

    …

    What? OH, “ladies”.

  9. Comment by PattyAnn on April 28, 2010 9:33 am

    Laura, I would go for very sheer or none at an outdoor wedding. A little bronzer wouldn’t hurt, though. Oh, and shaving or waxing, too.

  10. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 9:34 am

    I have a semi-formal Spring wedding to attend, and the weather will be warm. I’ll be wearing a dress with a slightly flared skirt that hems just below the knee, and strappy high heels.
    Is bare leg considered the fashionable thing to do now, or would it be inappropriate?

    Rosetta should be able to field this with ease.

  11. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 9:35 am

    Yeah, this time of year the pins are white. I need some of that Jergen’s self-tanner a few days ahead, methinks.

    It’s an indoor wedding.

  12. Comment by sohos on April 28, 2010 9:36 am

    Do not wear hose of any kind.

  13. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 9:39 am

    Really? Is that a faux-pas now?

    Wow, I’m kind of shocked at how much has changed.

  14. Comment by sohos on April 28, 2010 9:41 am

    yes, it ages you. Just shave the day before and put on some lotion

  15. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 9:41 am

    Twitter looks stupid.

    I hated Twitter for the longest time for the very same reasons, Jazz. I couldn’t figure out who was talking to whom and it pissed me off.

    But after a week or so on it you get the hang of it.

    PS: I just tweeted the above comment directly to Rosetta.

  16. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 9:43 am

    >> but there’s no cohesive thread-type thingy to follow any particular “conversation.”

    You have to select those whose comments you want to follow. Or you can click on the name of the person they’re replying to and see what that person said.

    It’s unique in that it works like virtually all other social networking systems.

  17. Comment by sohos on April 28, 2010 9:44 am

    are your heels open toed b/c you never wear hose with an open toed shoe or if you have a strap around your ankle. I think the only time hose are appropriate is if they are sheer black with a black skirt or dress in the winter with closed toe shoes or boots w/o a strap…TMI?

  18. Comment by sohos on April 28, 2010 9:45 am

    Twitter kept me and Dave connected during IKE

  19. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 9:46 am

    dang, I had forgotten that. It kept me from worrying about y’all.

  20. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 9:50 am

    See? And I only now learn sohos was on it this whole time. How do I find you so I can follow?

  21. Comment by compos mentis on April 28, 2010 9:53 am

    These days it’s also proper etiquette to go commando.

    As for #3 above, you gals like that all over shaved look and feel, eh? Kind of, err, what’s the word I’m looking for? … Homoesque? Pooftastic? Metrogoodmorningson?

  22. Comment by sohos on April 28, 2010 9:54 am

    Cuffy I never tweet anymore but I need to start again send me an email to sohosworld at yahoo dot com 😉

  23. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 9:59 am

    PS: I just tweeted the above comment directly to Rosetta.

    I call shenanigans. I’m at your twitter spot and the last post is about Allah.

    It’s unique in that it works like virtually all other social networking systems.

    I’m seriously frustrated, DiT – this is no joke. I’m effing pissed, and I’m ready to bash my monitor and go home for the day. Bad sleep, anger issues – I don’t know what my problem is, but this is pissing me off severely. Every time I try to figure twitter out, I get fucking confused. I hate not knowing how something simple works MORE than I hate being pissed off (“more than I hate hate”), though.

    /I don’t use ANY social networking sites – no facechimp, myspace . . . Nothing.

  24. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:00 am

    This is the gheyest group of homo models ever to appear on HHD. Just saying.

  25. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 10:01 am

    Done!

  26. Comment by Carin on April 28, 2010 10:04 am

    Fuck twitter.

    I don’t like it.

  27. Comment by Carin on April 28, 2010 10:06 am

    Compos – yuck. I hate that shaved look. If number 3 is shaved, than I’m not chasing him.

    I wasn’t looking as closely as you were.

    /not judging.

  28. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 10:09 am

    We ought to have a Hostage meat-up in New Orleans. I haven’t been back since Katrina, but it looks like the restaraunts (the main reason I ever went) have come back strong: http://is.gd/bLBdt

    I especially like this quote from Emeril, telling the professional Katrina whiners to STFU:

    Some here in New Orleans have held Mr. Lagasse in bad odor since Katrina, when he evacuated his family to Las Vegas. Some said he appeared insufficiently concerned for the welfare of his local staff and restaurants.

    In a telephone interview, Mr. Lagasse vigorously denied the charges.

    “They were taking potshots at me because I wasn’t wearing waders and crying in front of the restaurant,” he said. “But I was being a businessman, working on saving the business.”

    Good for him.

  29. Comment by compos mentis on April 28, 2010 10:15 am

    Today’s HHD reading: http://tinyurl.com/5vt4qh

    I wasn’t looking as closely as you were.

    I can’t help if I notice details any more than you can help that you’re either easy or blind.

  30. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 10:16 am

    We ought to have a Hostage meat-up in New Orleans.

    That would be so sweet. I know this great (dive) bar outside the Quarter where all y’all can get blind drunk on the cheap and then stumble into the Quarter. The great thing? The fucking dive bar has four-star cuisine.

    Hostages+Shithole Bar+Cheap Booze+AWESOME grub+Minimal $$$$=Travesty+Stories your kids will NEVER, EVER hear

  31. Comment by Car in on April 28, 2010 10:17 am

    I can’t help if I notice details any more than you can help that you’re either easy or blind.

    You say that as if those were bad things.

  32. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 10:22 am

    than you can help that you’re either easy or blind.

    Hey! That’s why she likes us Hostage men!

    (I mean, you have looked at the POL pics recently, haven’t you? The men are NOT a sample of HHD material.)

  33. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 10:28 am

    Thanks for the advice sohos!

  34. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 10:31 am

    Half of these guys…..I seriously do not understand what women like sometimes.
    The first two and the fourth looked very gay to me. NTTAWWT

    What do I know.

  35. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 10:41 am

    I’ve been carping about GM’s “payback” of its “loans” and the fact that GM is touting it as some sort of success. The issue has now caught the attention of the Power Line guys:

    http://tinyurl.com/35t65jt

  36. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 10:41 am

    One legged man in an ass kicking contest.

  37. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 10:45 am

    I wish packing peanuts were actually Lucky Charms marshmallows.

  38. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 10:45 am

    I heard the notorious GM ad “we’ve paid back our govt loans, early and with interest” yesterday during Rush. Interesting choice of target audience; Ford must be eating GM’s lunch among disgusted tea party types.

    Which reminds me — do Rush and Hannity still do the highly expensive GM testimonial-type ads on their shows? I can’t recall hearing them personally pitch for GM lately…

  39. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 10:46 am

    Your sentence is missing a predicate, PG. I have no idea what you mean.

  40. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 10:51 am

    Ford’s doing pretty well, Cuff. I think “eating their lunch” is a good way to put it.

    I haven’t heard Rush pitch for GM lately, and I don’t think we will hear that again, actually.

    Hannity is a conservative demagogue, IMHO. It’s not attractive, and I find him exceedingly difficult to listen to him.

  41. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 10:53 am

    Yeah, I only listen to Hannity if I’m in the car during his show. He’s dim.

  42. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 11:02 am

    Yeah, I only listen to Hannity if I’m in the car during his show.

    Hahahahah! Me, too! He’s on when I get out of work (usually), right before the Debt Doctor (Dave Ramsey) and right after Rush. I used to like Ramsey, too, but he’s a one-note diva – it’s not hard to get the gist of what he’s saying. As with Rush’s show, the callers get tedious after a while. And Hannity’s predictable routine consists of him (a) stirring shit up, and (b) unilaterally deciding what’s important (“Now THIS is important,” as he interrupts someone and relegates them to the peanut gallery).

  43. Comment by Rosetta the Impaler on April 28, 2010 11:03 am

    This is a good article on the Arizona law for those of you that can read.

    http://tinyurl.com/2eyze78

  44. Comment by Hotspur on April 28, 2010 11:05 am

    Gatlinburg was teh sux. Had fun with our friends, but the town is a joke. It’s a fucking zoo on steroids.

    The mountains were pretty, but the traffic was practically bumper to bumper. Couldn’t do any hiking because my wife’s leg is messed up.

    Anyway, I’m glad that’s over.

  45. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 11:06 am

    Predicates are over rated. But not overtly so.

    I was just referencing how damned busy I am today. I’m contributing mightily towards Obama’s recovering economy. Go Me.

  46. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 11:07 am

    but the town is a joke. It’s a fucking zoo on steroids.

    Yup, did you get an Indian head dress and a t-shirt?

  47. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 11:08 am

    Rosetta – I get it, you get it, and everyone here gets it. The problem is the vast majority of Americans who only know what Katie Couric or Jon Stewart tell them!

  48. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 11:09 am

    This is a good article on the Arizona law for those of you that can read.

    http://tinyurl.com/2d4tfs5

  49. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 11:10 am

    hah, just talking to Scott right now and he told me that the last time he was in NYC, he noticed that nobody but the grannies wear nylons anymore.

  50. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 11:10 am

    I was just referencing how damned busy I am today. I’m contributing mightily towards Obama’s recovering economy. Go Me.

    Go, PG!!!!

  51. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 11:13 am

    he noticed that nobody but the grannies trannies wear nylons anymore.

    So much more . . . Hostage-like. 🙂

  52. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 11:13 am

    I’m glad to learn my cat wasn’t incinerated in a diesel fire.

  53. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 11:14 am

    he noticed that nobody but the grannies wear nylons anymore.

    Fine for the summer time, but I see these idiots running around in 22F temps with no stocking!

  54. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 11:17 am

    I’m glad to learn my cat wasn’t incinerated in a diesel fire.

    Why?

  55. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 11:17 am

    MCPO puts on stocking anytime the temps dip below 50F.

  56. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 28, 2010 11:19 am

    Ford is doing very well. My best friend words on the 8th floor there (and spends most of his time upstairs). He and I have talked a lot, and I have to say, they are the ONLY car company I would invest in right now.

  57. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 11:28 am

    I fear that Ford will continue to do well until they get done corn-holing Toyota.

    Ford is next.

  58. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 11:39 am

    MOM!!!!

    PUPSTER’S TRYING TO KILL THE THREAD!!!!

    It’s HHD? Oh.

    Kill away.

  59. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 11:42 am

    Ford is the only US car maker I would buy.

    Top Gear is a BBC show that is fantastic, it’s a bunch of car buffs talking about top of the line cars, and doing crazy things. They stated that Ford is making the best cars in the world right now, highest quality, best dependability.

    My next car may be a Fusion. My Expedition is on 150,000 miles and no problems. Another family we know has an Expedition and an F150, both have over 100,000 miles and they also have never had any problems.

    I would rather have an AWD Fusion than an Audi any day.

  60. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 11:44 am

    My expedition is a joy to drive, the only problem is the gas mileage. But when it’s puking snow and I am driving over a mountain pass, I don’t care if I am only getting 14 mpg at that moment, that motherfucker plows through snow like a fucking Panzer.

  61. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 11:44 am

    The GM commercial where the CEO walks through the factory alibiing for the bail out is a serious study in half-truths.

  62. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 11:45 am

    GM can suck my nutsack for all I care.

    That company is dead to me, I won’t even purchase a used GM car.

    Talk about the Great American Swindle.

  63. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 11:51 am

    I have owned F150s since I switched from a car to a truck as my primary vehicle. I paid $2000 for my first F150 – with 225,000 miles on it. Put a new transmission/clutch in it and put another 100K miles on it. Sold it for $1000. Currently on my third F150. Have never bought one new either – always used.

    The wife drives an Expedition – use to have an Explorer. When you need to take 5 dogs, ~200lbs of gear, and a 5000lb camper 100 miles to a dog show 2 or 3 times a month, no wimpy car is gonna cut it. Triton V8, baby! I hope this gives Al Gore a heart attack: Gas mileage is a third-order concern. I care a LOT more about torgue and brakes.

  64. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 28, 2010 11:51 am

    The GM commercial where the CEO walks through the factory alibiing for the bail out is a serious study in half-truths.

    I don’t consider him a real GM CEO. He ain’t a car guy, he’s a political appointee.

    As long as we own any stake in them, I’m never buying another, no matter how much I love my Impala.

  65. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 11:53 am

    What I love about last night’s tweet-fight with Olby is that his retorts to Drew, Dave, Cuffy, and Ace were so effin’ lame, and our guys were so effin’ funny and cutting. Ace was on fi-yah!

    At Hootenany U. ("The Fightin' Amish"), @KeithOlbermann learned that hog-chiggers are Nazis, and chicken-rickets are the Khmer Rouge.

    — iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 28, 2010

    @KeithOlbermann, when you have your inevitable psychotic break and get fired again, do you think MSNBC will finally hire a black guy?

    — iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 28, 2010

  66. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 11:54 am

    I agree about GM, Uni and PG.

    Sad, because I miss my 72 Camaro. That was fun to drive and work on. Odd config though – inline 6, 3 speed manual on the floor, Holly single barrel carb. The one time I brought it to a dealer for work, the mechanic came out to the waiting area to ask me where I got it.

  67. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 11:55 am

    @KeithOlbermann, when you have your inevitable psychotic break and get fired again, do you think MSNBC will finally hire a black guy?

    — iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 28, 2010

  68. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 11:58 am

    Laura – I’m surprised the last one didn’t send Keefy into a tear-filled rage?!?!!

  69. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 11:59 am

    that motherfucker plows through snow like a fucking Panzer

    That’s the fucking greatest endorsement ever. I can see the graphic as Mike Rowe reads the copy on a prime-time commercial….

  70. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:01 pm

    http://www.fordvehicles.com/trucks/f150/trim/?trim=fx4

    I would love one of these. I occasionally drive on 4×4 roads to get to trails for biking or hiking and I hate to take the Expedition, it does well I just don’t like to get it dusty. I would love to have one of these as just mine that I don’t have to keep super clean for the wife.

    Take it camping, throw my bikes in the back, damn, it just sounds so nice.

    Agile,
    My friend bought his F150 brand spanking new. It was the showroom truck and has DVD players in the head rests of the front seats for the kids in the back, automated step bar, it’s the nicest I have ever seen. He makes a shitload of money. He drove past the dealer, saw it, walked in, drove it, wrote a check.

    It’s fucking sweet as hell.
    He drives a lot so has racked up a lot of miles in a short period of time, but it still drives great.

  71. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 12:03 pm

    My last purchase was a 2005 Tahoe. Great vehicle. Has 114,000 miles and still runs lilke the day it came off the lot. But I will never purchase another GM either. No sense in supporting your enemies, and I believe in my heart that the unions and their paid for politicians are as much of an enemy to the health and welfare of ordinary Americans right now as anybody in the world without a standing army can be. Of the four vehicles I own, the one that requires the most maintenance is a Nissan Maxima. Which pisses me off, cause the reason I bought it was that I heard it was a stud. The other two are Ford pickups that run like striped-assed apes.

  72. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:07 pm

    One of the best comments on my Expedition came when I was driving my Brother in Law who is a very passive guy. He is very laid back and never compliments anything or any one. We get along but he can drive me nuts sometimes.

    We were driving down the road and he said, “Jesus Uniball, this makes you feel like the king of the road!”

  73. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 12:07 pm

    Herself announced yesterday that her next car will be a Ford.

  74. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 12:09 pm

    Pupster- “You ever see a striped-ass ape?”

    PG- “Nope. They’re too fast for the human eye.”

  75. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 12:09 pm

    Four vehicles, PG? You planet-killer, you. 🙂

    (When I was a high-schooler, my folks had 13 vehicles, 7 of which were registered and road-legal. My step-father was a mail carrier, and we had a farm. We needed vehicles!)

  76. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 12:10 pm

    My old G-Jet was a Chevy Corsica.

    Wasn’t really a bad car, but it was so mediocre it was a little embarrassing to be seen in it.

    The station also had several Tauruses. They were much better cars.

    We ended up replacing them with Dodge and Plymouth cars. When I picked up a Plymouth in Indianapolis, the damn thing broke down before I could even reach Gary.

    Out of about 100 cars picked up that day, almost a third broke down on the way home.

  77. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 12:12 pm

    Those are pretty good, lauraw. Was it really Olbermann involved? He doesn’t get half the kicking around he deserves.

  78. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 12:16 pm

    but it was so mediocre it was a little embarrassing to be seen in it.

    Hahahaha. One of the cars my parents had was a Plymouth Fury III station wagon – monkey-shit brown, no less. Talk about a mediocre embarrassment to drive, at least for a teenager.

  79. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 12:22 pm

    AD, my pussywagon in HS was a 1980 Toyota Corona wagon in Urine Yellow.

    Still, it beat walking.

  80. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 12:23 pm

    What I love about last night’s tweet-fight with Olby is that his retorts to Drew, Dave, Cuffy, and Ace were so effin’ lame, and our guys were so effin’ funny and cutting.

    What, no love from DrewM in his new HQ post? I got a direct response from Olby, too!

    RT @cuffperfunction Murrow haunts Olbermann"Quit stealing my shit, SIR! You, SIR!, are a pathetic plagiarist /so Beck's ghost is Dave Foley?

    — Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) April 28, 2010

  81. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 12:24 pm

    My first car was a ’55 Chevy Bel Air.

  82. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:24 pm

    When I was working my way through school I drove a GEO Metro. Talk about embarrassing.

    I ripped off the drivers side rear view mirror while backing out of a garage once. I used duct tape to keep on on the car.

    One time I was driving from Mesquite, NV to Vegas and had the little car up to about 80 on a downhill section of road. A highway patrolman pulled up next to me and flashed his lights. I looked at him and he had a look on his face like I was crazy, then used a hand motion to slow down. I slowed down and he took off.

    It was pretty funny.

  83. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 12:25 pm

    One of the cars my parents had was a Plymouth Fury III station wagon – monkey-shit brown, no less.

    1979 Dodge Omni. The only car cooler than that was the AMC Pacer.

  84. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 12:26 pm

    GM was around in 1755? Who knew?

  85. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 12:28 pm

    I got a direct response from Olby, too!

    I saw that, Cuff. It made no sense then, and still makes none.

  86. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 12:29 pm

    AD – You wish you had a ride like mine!

    http://tinyurl.com/24qr93p

  87. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 12:31 pm

    I had to driver a Pacer one summer – if I hadn’t been in Ft. Wayne, where everything is far away, and nobody knew me, I would have walked instead.

    On the other had, my folks had a 58 hearse-style Caddy Ambulance – that baby was fucking awesome to drive! Holds a park bench and 17 of your friends, too.

  88. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 12:32 pm

    Who is gulf coast mri?

  89. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 12:33 pm

    Chief, how are you doing? My sinuses are killing me. Had a bad day yesterday.

  90. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 12:34 pm

    For a brief time in Germany, I was the legal, registered owner of the company beater. We had an old VW Golf that was available for whoever needed to borrow a car.

    I paid a dollar for it and it was worth every penny, but no more than that.

    It was painted flat black. With brushes. Every piece of glass had at least one crack. The driver’s side door wouldn’t really latch. Every time you turned right, the door flew open.

    There were no back seats. So I put in a wooden bench ( the seatbelts were still there tho!)

  91. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 12:34 pm

    Chief, that is a nice ride. Another one of the cars my folks had was a 59 Chrysler Windsor Deluexe (formerly known as a DeSoto). What a crazy ride for a highschooler!

  92. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 12:35 pm

    Beasn – I’m really bad. My throat is so raw I can hardly talk. I haven’t been able to breath through my nose since Sunday.

  93. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 12:35 pm

    On the other had, my folks had a 58 hearse-style Caddy Ambulance – that baby was fucking awesome to drive!

    Best car yet. I LOVE Caddy station wagons (hearses used to be the only ones they made. I don’t know if it’s still true). I have a friend who drives them exclusively. He finds them everywhere. He could find a trove of them in China, I’ll bet.

  94. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 12:41 pm

    Beasn – I’m really bad.

    Rats, sorry to hear it. I knew if I were suffering I could commiserate with you. I can breathe through my nose, but the pain in the sinus is making me nauseous and wombley. Get the raw throat thing on occasion.

    It looks stupid and leaves marks on my face, but I have to sleep with an allergy mask on. It helps a little. Can’t do meds, those cause other problems.

  95. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 12:44 pm

    gulf coast mri might be Sohos

  96. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:46 pm

    MCPO,
    Get better. That sounds bad.

  97. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 12:48 pm

    I’m guessing they waived the speed limit of 250kts below 10,000ft because I just saw a EF-18 come smokin’ in at about 500kts.

    Still weird seeing EF-18s. Even weirder not seeing Intruders.

  98. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 12:49 pm

    When I was living in the Detroit area, my next-door neighbor had a pristine ’56 Victoria (no crown). He drove it every day, too, spring through fall.

  99. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:50 pm

    I had a 66 Mustang with a V8 for a very short period before I got married. After I got married I had to sell it to pay for school. It wasn’t in the best shape the body was fucked up and the motor stalled out on city streets but it drove like a fucking beast on the HWY.

    I loved that car.

    To this day I still want one and regret selling it.

    I sold it to a guy in Vegas who specialized in restoring vintage cars, it was in much better hands.

  100. Comment by geoff on April 28, 2010 12:50 pm

    I can’t stand Twitter, except as an announcement service. I hate Facebook too. And punks on my lawn.

    I like Ning, though.

  101. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 12:51 pm

    Get better soon, Hostage sickies. We need you in prime form.

  102. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 12:51 pm

    I like Ning, though

    What is “Ning”?

  103. Comment by geoff on April 28, 2010 12:54 pm

    Ning is another social network, but with more capabilities and better privacy (I hope). For instance, I set my family up, and now we can share photos, videos, and music, and do chats and video chats. It’s pretty nice.

  104. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:54 pm

    One time I passed my future father in law on a rural road going about 100+ in my mustang. I didn’t know it was him.

    Later that day I was hanging out with my future wife at his house, and he came home. I can’t remember exactly what he said but he said something like, “Funniest thing happened today, I was driving down the road with my friend, when a mustang passed us, it must have been going over 100mph, it went so fast I couldn’t see who was driving, but you know it looked an awful lot like yours.”

    He was smiling so I knew I was ok, but I was thinking, “oh shit”.

  105. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 12:55 pm

    I got a few handys in that mustang while driving down the road.

    It was a sexy machine and brought out the best in the ladies, even in its fucked up state.

  106. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 1:02 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/27uxubg
    Spain downgraded.

    Fucking socialists. If the EU were only a trade deal it could work. They way they have it set up is going to fuck up the entire continent.

    Stupid fucking socialists.

  107. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 1:03 pm

    The extra details make all the difference, Uni. I’m partial to 60’s ‘Stangs, but yours sounds like an extra-special car. 🙂

  108. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 1:09 pm

    Jazz,
    Ha!

    It was a fucked up machine but when it was rolling down the HWY I was in heaven.

    Just thinking about it gives me a warm feeling inside.

  109. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 1:11 pm

    They way they have it set up is going to fuck up the entire continent.

    The faster the collapse the better so that one of two things will happen

    1. they will get their shit together and lurch right
    2. they will start killing each other again

    seeing as how commies don’t like to give up their control over others, I don’t see it ending well.

    With Barry in office, they won’t get help from us and if he helps anyone, he will help Russia.

  110. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 1:11 pm

    My Mom had a mint 67 Mustang that she sold in 1975 for $500 because the transmission went bad. It only had 35000 miles on it.

  111. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 1:13 pm

    I’ve been telling the husband to get his dad out of the market. He’s 81.

    *with all the Goldman Sachs guys in government, we shoulda bought some Sachs stocks*

  112. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 1:19 pm

    George Will on the AZ Messikin law: http://tinyurl.com/24ro4zh

  113. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:28 pm

    I love the guy at the top and the guy at the bottom. Gimme that hairy chest anytime baby!

    RAAAAAAWWWWWWR!

  114. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 1:29 pm

    THE ONE QUESTION TEST….

    The One (1) Question Test

    This test only has one question, but it’s a very
    important one.

    By giving an honest answer, you will discover
    where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely,
    completely fictional situation in which you will have to
    make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to
    be honest, yet spontaneous.

    THE SITUATION:

    You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There
    is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe
    flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a
    photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re
    caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is
    nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making
    photos. There are houses and people swirling around
    you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
    unleashing all of its destructive fury.

    THE TEST:

    Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the
    water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be
    taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow
    they look familiar.

    You suddenly realize who they are. It’s Barack
    Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice
    that the raging waters are about to take them under
    forever.

    You have two options: You can save their lives
    or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo,
    documenting the deaths of two of the world’s most
    powerful people.

    Here’s the question, and please give an honest
    answer….

    Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
    White?

  115. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:31 pm

    oh Scott! Very cool goatse link you posted yesterday

  116. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 1:32 pm

    HAAA!

  117. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:35 pm

    Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
    White?

    hahahaha, I love you

  118. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 1:36 pm

    PJ let me know how the recipe works out.

  119. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 1:36 pm

    Wiser – Always go with a good, high speed, B & W film.

  120. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:37 pm

    PJ let me know how the recipe works out.

    I’ll pass. Keeping my buck intact or b-rad said he wouldn’t visit.

    wait

  121. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 1:39 pm

    or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
    White?

    I’d go with the black and white and zoom my camera out to a wider angle. Focussing on the debris tends to junk up the historic big picture.

  122. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 1:39 pm

    hahahaha, I love you

    rethinks heading home after meet-up…….

    Wiser – Always go with a good, high speed, B & W film.

    racist.

  123. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 1:39 pm

    Impossible question to answer.
    Won’t you need to use both hands to hold them under?

  124. Comment by geoff on April 28, 2010 1:45 pm

    Won’t you need to use both hands to hold them under?

    …or be using them to push Harry Reid in as well?

  125. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:48 pm

    rethinks heading home after meet-up…….

    you coming to san diego then?

    wink wink

  126. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 1:48 pm

    Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and White?

    No brainer. Not even a close competition. There’s only one film – if, in the digital age, you were actually still using film – that is appropriate for such an image.

  127. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:49 pm

    No brainer. Not even a close competition. There’s only one film – if, in the digital age, you were actually still using film – that is appropriate for such an image.

    black and white?

    RACIST!!!!!

  128. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 1:50 pm

    you coming to san diego then?

    yeah, thanks to the redistribution of territories to accomodate our new 1,350 sales people (more sales staff, more sales, doncha know) I may not be back to CA for a long, long time.

    Or until the new people fail miserably.

  129. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 1:51 pm

    black and white?

    RACIST!!!!!

    hey, that’s pretty funny, PJ.

  130. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 1:51 pm

    black and white?

    Absolutely. And I intentionally didn’t say which, too. Does pregnancy increase or decrease your psychic ability? 😛

  131. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 1:52 pm

    RACIST!!!!!

    Like you even need to say that to me.

  132. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 1:53 pm

    Does pregnancy increase or decrease your psychic ability?

    Let’s find a woman who has not been pregnant for the last 13 years and compare her test results to PJ.

  133. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 1:55 pm

    Pregnancy increases the pyschic ability. It also causes the growth of a third eye connected to the brain, unlike those in a male.

  134. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:55 pm

    Absolutely. And I intentionally didn’t say which, too. Does pregnancy increase or decrease your psychic ability?

    YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE INFERTILE YOU SUMBTICH!!!!!!!

  135. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:56 pm

    Or until the new people fail miserably.

    *marks spot in October on calendar for evening out with wiserbud

  136. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 1:57 pm

    Let’s find a woman who has not been pregnant for the last 13 years and compare her test results to PJ.

    Yeah and if women like PJ didn’t procreate, men would be dating goats….oh wait…..

    we better start encouraging more women to do their jobs.

  137. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 1:57 pm

    It also causes the growth of a third eye connected to the brai

    It’s a THIRD EYE?!?!?! I can’t tell you how long I’ve been trying to pop that thing.

  138. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 28, 2010 1:57 pm

    Would you select High Contrast Color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of Black and
    White?

    Ilford XP-2. 100 speed. That way you can enlarge it to poster size, and not have it come out too grainy.

    Next question.

  139. Comment by Hotspur on April 28, 2010 1:59 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/2udh3vx

  140. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 1:59 pm

    Crist is an asshole of the first order. One foot out of being fully ensconced up Barry’s bung hole.

  141. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 2:00 pm

    I can’t tell you how long I’ve been trying to pop that thing.

    Burning and tearing up should have been a clue.

  142. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:00 pm

    Yeah and if women like PJ didn’t procreate, men would be dating goats….oh wait…..

    I should probably buy more goats.

    You guys don’t understand how relieved I am that porky is pretty. She was so hesitant to post a photo I was expecting an elephant man like tumor had grown on her face since her last photo submitted.

    Disclaimer: if any of you other hostages have an elephant man like tumor, I still love you. You’re still one of God’s creatures. Just don’t touch me.

  143. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 2:02 pm

    YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE INFERTILE YOU SUMBTICH!!!!!!!

    *looks at PJ’s litter of crotchfruit*

    And you told me it was your first time. I guess we both said what we needed to. 😉

  144. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 2:02 pm

    so, why is this site still banned at Ace’s?

    What did we do to piss him off??

  145. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:04 pm

    supposedly it’s ALL of wordpress, but I ain’t buyin’ it.

  146. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 2:04 pm

    You’re still one of God’s creatures. Just don’t touch me.

    HAHAHAHAHA

    And you’re lucky, I hesitated because I didn’t want to blind anyone. Just wait ’til I apply makeup.

    *I think I forgot how to apply makeup*

    *scratches wart*

  147. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 2:06 pm

    Hey, if I sit still, my head doesn’t hurt as bad.

  148. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:07 pm

    Hey, if I sit still, my head doesn’t hurt as bad.

    Just don’t lay on your back. I think that’s how the elephant man died.

  149. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 2:09 pm

    Beasn – You are a very handsome woman. Your hair looks great in that pic, btw.

  150. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 2:10 pm

    According to Harry Reid, you’re (still) “Anti-American”:

    http://is.gd/bLTOo

  151. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 2:12 pm

    Harry Reid can lick xBrad’s taint.

  152. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 2:12 pm

    Disclaimer: if any of you other hostages have an elephant man like tumor, I still love you. You’re still one of God’s creatures. Just don’t touch me.

    Lauraw is going to kill you.

  153. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 2:15 pm

    Beasn – You are a very handsome woman.

    Minus the woman part on your part, we could be twins!!!

    Your hair looks great in that pic, btw.

    Thank you kindly.

  154. Comment by Rosetta the Impaler on April 28, 2010 2:16 pm

    I wonder if Harry Reid getting his douche-bagging ass kicked by Sue Lowden is going to be anti-American.

  155. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:16 pm

    Lauraw is going to kill you.

    oh shit.

    well, just as long as she doesn’t hug me and stays outside of spitting distances when we meet, I think we’ll be ok.

    I’ll make sure I wear tennies in case I need to run

    I REALLY wish I would think sometimes before I type.

  156. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 2:20 pm

    If God gave me the power to just terminate – with a thought – the existence of every Democrat and lefty, I think I would do it. Even my own sister. Gone. Done. Decades – if not centuries – of peaceful coexistence with responsible conservatives would follow, and serenity would be my mantra. And no more fucking idiots like Olbermann, Levine, Krugman, and my sister.

  157. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 2:20 pm

    Yeah, I’m a harsh MF.

  158. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:20 pm

    Ok, great news!

    My brother Michael rents my Aunt Cathie’s house. My Aunt Cathie’s daughter is the one renting my mom’s house.

    My brother Michael is in escrow to buy a home. He should close in the middle of May.

    When my brother gives notice, my cousin will give notice. She’s going to rent her mom’s house and I’m going to rent my mom’s house.

    Hopefully the tenants in the studio that have till August will move too.
    If not, they’re very strict Mormons and I’m just going to have to plan a LOT of drunken debauchery typical Saturday nights at my home to scare them away.

    This all means that we could be out of this house and into the home we want to be in in about a month.

    aren’t you so excited? Yes, I knew you’d be.

  159. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 2:21 pm

    hey Rosetta, Olbermann friended you on GeoCities!

  160. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:22 pm

    I wonder if Harry Reid getting his douche-bagging ass kicked by Sue Lowden is going to be anti-American

    No, but somehow it’ll be racist

  161. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 2:22 pm

    This all means that we could be out of this house and into the home we want to be in in about a month.

    leaving the goat and chicken shit for the next resident to deal with, I assume.

  162. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 2:22 pm

    PJ, your housing situation sounds like something Goldman came up with.

  163. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 2:26 pm

    Arlen Specter questions the wisdom of his party switch and generally spins tall tails…

    http://tinyurl.com/2bkq6yu

  164. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:29 pm

    leaving the goat and chicken shit for the next resident to deal with, I assume.

    you say goat shit, I say fertilizer

  165. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:31 pm

    hey Rosetta, Olbermann friended you on GeoCities!

    You guys were funny yesterday.

  166. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 2:31 pm

    I think, in support of the liberals proposed boycott of Arizona, we should ban Mesa.

  167. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 2:33 pm

    we should ban Mesa.

    Mesa, Arizona or MesainArizona?

  168. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 2:33 pm

    I’m going to lunch. BBIAB.

  169. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 2:34 pm

    **puts crotchfruit on list of funny shit seen at H2**

  170. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 2:35 pm

    Mesa, Arizona or MesainArizona?

    I’m good either way.

  171. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 2:39 pm

    Blue in Texas?

  172. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 2:41 pm

    Blue in Texas?

    Cheer up, brother. I was just joshin’.

  173. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 2:52 pm

    I think, in support of the liberals proposed boycott of Arizona, we should ban Mesa

    And Arizona Iced Tea….

    And Cyn. unless she posts good pics of her bewbs…..

  174. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:54 pm

    Cheer up, brother. I was just joshin’.

    hahaha, I love this episode.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BznwsT6r_tM&feature=related

  175. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 2:57 pm

    And Arizona Iced Tea….

    And Cyn. unless she posts good pics of her bewbs…

    Agile, we don’t REALLY want to hurt AZ, just mesa.

  176. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 3:03 pm

    Ummm, PJM, Arizona Iced Tea is made in NY. 🙂

    But, by all means, if you want to hurt Mesa – go ahead.

  177. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 3:11 pm

    Rosetta’s real job = Twitter Cop:

    http://is.gd/bLY4Z

  178. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:11 pm

    Ummm, PJM, Arizona Iced Tea is made in NY.

    *shakes head sadly

    Aw gee, I’ll cyn wasn’t even made in Arizona.

    *pokes mesa with a stick

  179. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:15 pm

    Rosetta’s real job = Twitter Cop:

    what miserable human beings

    and curse you for making me click on that paper

  180. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 3:18 pm

    Good news everyone. BBC America is having a The Inbetweeners marathon this Sunday afternoon.
    I highly recommend you DVR it.
    Best show on TV.

  181. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:20 pm

    hey uni, I downloaded your movie, but I haven’t had time to watch it yet. Is it Swedish with English subtitles?

    just want to make sure it’s the right one

  182. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 3:24 pm

    Gah! I am running the store for a couple of hours and it has quickly reminded me that I pretty much dislike people.

  183. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 3:24 pm

    Stealing wiserbud’s schtick from last night:

    My suggestion is that we force a murger between The University of Texas at Arlington, The University of Texas at Dallas, Texas Women’s University in Denton, and North Texas University in Denton. Call the new giant institution the Consolidated University of North Texas. I wanna design their logo.

  184. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 3:25 pm

    Yes, it’s Swedish with English Subtitles.
    You downloaded the entire thing?

    Make sure you watch it on a big screen, it’s fucking great.

    In the beginning you will think it’s two separate story lines but they come together nicely in the middle.

    Do not have kids around! There are some gruesome parts, but not in a horror movie kind of way, just shocking.

  185. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 3:27 pm

    murger = what a pisspoor proofreader I am

    I B literate in real life and shit.

  186. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 3:27 pm

    The start of this clip reminds me of me and my friends growing up, just brutal.

  187. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:39 pm

    I’m voting for Chuck Devore, but this makes me wanna wretch

    http://www.chuckdevore.com/n/news.asp?artid=288

  188. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 3:43 pm

    “this makes me wanna wretch”

    Very nearly the kiss of death.

  189. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:45 pm

    I just don’t get why he’s bragging about it.

    seriously
    some retard on his facebook page said this:

    One true conservative endorsing another true conservative!

    what a fucking idiot

  190. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:45 pm

    she’s actually kind of hard looking

    http://www.facebook.com/chuck.devore?v=wall&story_fbid=112919478746007#!/photo.php?pid=23016&id=100000162534163&fbid=100890099926407

    i guess that’s her sexy photo

  191. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 3:48 pm

    I can’t stand Huckabee. I would keep that endorsement just behind my toilet.

  192. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 3:51 pm

    I would keep it right on those bolts that hold the toilet in that seem to collect all the urine that my sons can’t make into the toilet.

  193. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 3:53 pm

    I would flush it after I curled one out.

  194. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 3:54 pm

    Urine trouble now!

  195. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 28, 2010 3:57 pm

    The start of this clip reminds me of me and my friends growing up, just brutal.

    Well no wonder. All of you talking with that funny accent and your Mom knowing that you’re a wuss and all. I mean, really. Is it any great surprise?

  196. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 3:58 pm

    Little Johnny to his teacher:
    “I learned a new word: urinate. As in:
    Urinate. But if you had bigger bewbs, you’d be a 10.”

  197. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 4:01 pm

    BIWIC,
    Heh!
    Mostly the beginning, ripping on each other.

    Funny stuff.

  198. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 28, 2010 4:06 pm

    Are you coming to CT, Uni?

    I wouldn’t want to miss the chance to tie you to your bed and dump you out the window…

  199. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 4:08 pm

    Nope. I wish I could but I gots too much going on with work, and can’t afford to take the time away from the family or the office.

    Otherwise I would love to, you know it’s going to be a blast.

  200. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 4:09 pm

    Pervert.

  201. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 4:10 pm

    >> I’m seriously frustrated, DiT – this is no joke. I’m effing pissed, and I’m ready to bash my monitor and go home for the day.

    Didn’t mean to leave you hanging Jazz, I had a 5 hour class on changes we can expect in DoD contracting as a result of Executive Orders. YAY.

    I don’t really know what to tell you dude, except walk away from it. If it’s frustrating you and pissing you off, it’s hardly worth that. I avoided it for a while just because I didn’t really want to commit the brain cells to dealing with it (in many ways it’s like another remote control, you know?)

    If you feel like taking a look later, then do it when you have some time to poke around. Or not.

    I get a good deal of breaking news stuff from there because of the people I “follow” (think “subscribe” to their posts), not to mention every now and then someone starts up some shit like last night and it’s funny as shit.

  202. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:13 pm

    I get a good deal of breaking news stuff from there because of the people I “follow” (think “subscribe” to their posts), not to mention every now and then someone starts up some shit like last night and it’s funny as shit.

    Yes or no:

    When you subscribe to a twitterers twattle, can you follow it like, say, an RSS reader’s list of posts for a website like Ace’s? Meaning, is there a list of just that twatter’s tweets/twits/twats?

  203. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:14 pm

    I’ll bet a lot of Hostagettes fall into this category: http://tinyurl.com/2b56jnu

  204. Comment by agiledog on April 28, 2010 4:18 pm

    I noticed, Jazz, that the article doesn’t say WHAT they worship.

  205. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:22 pm

    I think we know what the Hostagettes worship….

  206. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 4:25 pm

    Jazz, I’m follow folks like Jim Geraghty. Malkin, Andy Levy, Mary Katherine Ham, others, and the co-bloggers. I’m not quite sure what you’re looking for, if you follow more than one person you see their posts listed sequentially from most recent down. To just read one person’s posts the format is: http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty

    I don’t use RSS feeds so I can’t confirm any similarity or difference.

  207. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:28 pm

    When you subscribe to a twitterers twattle, can you follow it like, say, an RSS reader’s list of posts for a website like Ace’s? Meaning, is there a list of just that twatter’s tweets/twits/twats?

    Dave follows me Jazz and I’m the biggest twat I know. Isn’t that enough?

  208. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:28 pm

    Thanks, Dave. I really appreciate your insight.

    I think I hate twitter more now than I did this morning.

  209. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:29 pm

    Isn’t that enough?

    No. No, it’s not. 🙂

  210. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:32 pm

    So, on your subscription “page,” or whatever page displays the twattle from the twits you’re following, do only the twats to you show, or do all of the twats from each twit display?

  211. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:33 pm

    all the tweets the from the twitterers you follow show, doesn’t matter what twat they’re twitting to.

  212. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 4:34 pm

    I answered that above. All their posts if you have “followed” (subscribed). To see yours they have to do same.

  213. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:35 pm

    To see yours they have to do same.

    unless you @ them. they can see those………right?

  214. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 4:36 pm

    I have a hard time twiddling my thumbs, much less twittering my thatched twat.

  215. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 4:36 pm

    Mine are bigger.

  216. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:37 pm

    Mine are bigger.

    hahaha, when all else fails

  217. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 4:37 pm

    I say “No!” to Twitter.

    Life is too short.

  218. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 4:40 pm

    >> unless you @ them. they can see those………right?

    Yeah, unless they block em.

  219. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:40 pm

    I answered that above.

    Sorry, Dave – this is just foreign to me, and I’m uncharacteristically resentful toward the whole thing. I’m not trying to be obtuse.

  220. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 4:41 pm

    unless you @ them. they can see those………right?

    Yes. If you look at your own @name on the sidebar you’ll see who all is referring to you, just like Keef found all our taunts last night. Indeed, I just checked mine for the very first time and found this jewel:

    http://is.gd/bM3KB

  221. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:41 pm

    One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.

  222. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 4:41 pm

    MIne are smaller.

    I think we know what the Hostagettes worship….

    Do tell.

  223. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:42 pm

    I’m not trying to be obtuse.

    try being less than 90 degrees for once, ok?

  224. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 4:43 pm

    >> One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.

    There are more important things than twitter, to be sure.

    I found it to be about as confusing as Facebook when I started goofing around with it.

  225. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 4:44 pm

    Cuffy – Joe ain’t shit. (see what I did there?)

  226. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:44 pm

    Indeed, I just checked mine for the very first time and found this jewel:

    awww, cuffy has fans

  227. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 4:45 pm

    One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.

    That does suck. The husband is in the same state of fear mingled with his burn out. What will break first…..the company cans him or he cans himself. A dilemma. I told him to try and hang on for the canning, then he could apply for unemployment.

  228. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:46 pm

    One of my coworkers just got canned, and now I am in fear for my job. he was a good worker. God, this sucks.

    so you need to understand twitter so you don’t get fired?

  229. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 4:46 pm

    There is an energy vampire in my store.

    And he won’t go away.

  230. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 4:47 pm

    Indeed, I just checked mine for the very first time and found this jewel:

    Look at his last name. What a towel. A merde one at that.

  231. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:47 pm

    The husband is in the same state of fear mingled with his burn out.

    This is me. I hate banking law. If the job market were better, I’d welcome a good firing.

  232. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:47 pm

    There is an energy vampire in my store.

    And he won’t go away.

    is he scoping out your white legs?

  233. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:48 pm

    so you need to understand twitter so you don’t get fired?

    No, it reoriented my priorities. Twitter still sucks.

  234. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 4:48 pm

    Laura, did the lights dim?

  235. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:49 pm

    BTW, I am a towel.

  236. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:49 pm

    No, it reoriented my priorities

    Why you hate the Asians?

  237. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 4:49 pm

    And he won’t go away.

    Give us a little kiss, darlin’!

  238. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 4:50 pm

    BTW, I am a towel.

    No, you’re a … well I’ll be damned.

  239. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 4:50 pm

    PJM – How skinny are you now?

  240. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:52 pm

    Palin hits Obama with both barrels: http://tinyurl.com/28trlav

  241. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 4:52 pm

    If the job market were better, I’d welcome a good firing.

    Oh yes, him too, though he isn’t in banking. He hates his job so bad, he seriously considered taking the 401k and paying off the mortgage, quitting, and then living off my salary. Problem would come in being without insurance ’til next sign-up, if there is a sign-up, if we can afford the sign-up cause you know the rates ARE going up, and then when car insurance and TAXES come due.

    Unfortunately, the pay him too well (not well enough in my book) for him to just up and quit.

  242. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 4:53 pm

    PJM – How skinny are you now?

    Holding steady. I was only going to go on Optifast till my birthday, lose as much weight as possible and then switch to something else.

    There are waaaaaaay too many other things I’d like to spend $500 a month on.

    I started South Beach, but am incorporating Weight Watchers too.

  243. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:53 pm

    Why you hate the Asians?

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  244. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:55 pm

    No, you’re a … well I’ll be damned.

    Anyone want to be a towel with me? It’s almost 5 PM.

  245. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 4:56 pm

    PJ – The last picture I saw of you, sans goat, you looked like you had lost about 25-30 lbs.

  246. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2010 4:56 pm

    You know who else has to show papers – besides Messicans in AZ?

    EVERYONE WHO WANTS HEALTHCARE.

    http://tinyurl.com/2bo682b

  247. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 5:05 pm

  248. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 5:10 pm

    Mesa, I hate that bullshit story.

  249. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 5:11 pm

    SPACE PEN!!!

  250. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 5:12 pm

    I have three Fisher space pens! They’re cool ’cause they can fit in your wallet.

  251. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 5:13 pm

    http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

    “both American and Soviet missions initially used pencils, NASA did not seek out Fisher to develop a “space pen”, Fisher did not charge NASA for the cost of developing the pen, and the Fisher pen was eventually used by both American and Soviet astronauts.”

  252. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 5:15 pm

    Romy’s gonna kick your ass

  253. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 5:17 pm

    SPACEPENSPACEPENSPACEPEN!!1!11!1

    As seen on Twitter!

  254. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 5:17 pm

    2nd or 3rd look at 3D

    http://tinyurl.com/2ekhmrq

  255. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 5:17 pm

    Look out, Romy is pissed!

  256. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 5:23 pm

    The Twitter battle with Olberman was hilarious. What was the deal with jimcollins wanting to get ass-raped? Is that what passes for witty banter in his world?

  257. Comment by lauraw on April 28, 2010 5:24 pm

    *Romy tackles Mesa; gives him ‘The Space Pen’*

  258. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 5:27 pm

    *Romy tackles Mesa; gives him ‘The Space Pen’*

    Hahahahahahahaa!!!

  259. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 5:31 pm

    L to R

    Mesa

    http://tinyurl.com/37y7ynm

  260. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 5:31 pm

    How disgusting is this?

    @georgelopez We're BIG fans! Just wanted to let you know that AriZona is and always has been a NY company and would ❤ to send you some tea!

    — AriZona Iced Tea (@DrinkAriZona) April 28, 2010

    “WE’RE NOT NAZIS!!1!”

  261. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 5:48 pm

    Cuffy, well, now I’m not going to feel sorry for them losing business.

  262. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 5:52 pm

    SPACE PEN!!!!

  263. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 5:54 pm

    http://zverige.com/kingkong/

  264. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 6:04 pm

    http://imgur.com/a/R85WU/doublefired

  265. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 6:09 pm

    What the coitus is this defecation?

  266. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 6:10 pm

    Dems look to pick up 2 more senators and 6-7 more the congress.

    Open and transparent….

    http://biggovernment.com/taylorking/2010/04/28/puerto-rico-51st-state-congress-scrambling-to-make-it-so/

  267. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 6:16 pm

    I think several Hostagettes may be in this video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrcgHsSPXZY&feature=related

  268. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:18 pm

    So mcpo, are you saying I look fat with goat?

  269. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 6:20 pm

    So mcpo, are you saying I look fat with goat?

    I’m saying it’s hard to tell when you have a male goat played across your lap.

  270. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 6:24 pm

    PACEMEM!!!!! ELEVENTY

  271. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 6:25 pm

    scottw … what the Dems really are pushing for:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78

    and they may well succeed in causing …………

  272. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 6:32 pm

    http://biggovernment.com/taylorking/2010/04/28/puerto-rico-51st-state-congress-scrambling-to-make-it-so/

    heh. What they fail to realize is that Puerto Rico doesn’t WANT to be a state. They prefer to simply be the recipient of our largesse without having to live under that same rules as the rest of us.

  273. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:35 pm

    I’m saying it’s hard to tell when you have a male goat played across your lap

    28 total

  274. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 6:35 pm

    PACEMEM!!!!! ELEVENTY

    We could launch a POT with a JIMP inside!

    http://is.gd/bMaAc

  275. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 6:35 pm

    Do they get free health care now?

  276. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 6:37 pm

    Do they get free health care now?

    yep. All the bennies with none of the work or heartache.

    Why fuck with that, huh?

  277. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 6:38 pm

    Do they get free health care now?

    Yes.

  278. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 6:39 pm

    I heard Sen. Inhofe on the radio yesterday and according to him immigration reform and cap and trade are both dead in the water.

  279. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 6:40 pm

    28 total

    PJM – Man, I’m good!

  280. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:40 pm

    OMFG!!!!!!!!! They still think this law made it a crime to be here illegally. It was ALREADY a crime to be here illegally.

    Many day laborers like Diaz say they will leave Arizona because of the law, which also makes it a crime to be in the U.S. illegally and directs police to question people about their immigration status if there is reason to suspect they are illegal immigrants.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100428/ap_on_re_us/us_immigration_day_labor

  281. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:42 pm

    yes you are mcpo, yes you are

  282. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 6:42 pm

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.

    *
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    *
    1. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    *
    1. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    *
    1. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    *
    1. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    ‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

  283. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 6:44 pm

    because of the law, which also makes it a crime to be in the U.S. illegally

    It’s amazing how they just never seem to realize just how stupid they sound when they whine about how it’s now a crime to be doing something illegally.

    Fuck healthcare. Let’s give all the stupid fucking liberals a dictionary.

  284. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 6:44 pm

    WOW, an immediate effect? Woo hoo!
    Neighboring states better hurry up and do something.

  285. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 6:45 pm

    ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

    *that joke is older than Brewfan

  286. Comment by Og on April 28, 2010 6:47 pm

    Og remember when Glog told that joke. Og laugh so hard, Og fall off rock.

  287. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:48 pm

    Og remember when Glog told that joke. Og laugh so hard, Og fall off rock.

    HAHAHAHA!

  288. Comment by wiserbud on April 28, 2010 6:49 pm

    I thought we were boycotting Mesa.

  289. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 6:52 pm

    I’m back. Spaghetti alla carbonara and broccoli for dinner. Bacon!

    **makes plans to launch mesa into space

  290. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:53 pm

    I’m STILL laughing at the og joke.

    we had a taco place here called Al Carbon Tacos.

    I thought Al Carbon was the guy’s name.

  291. Comment by Og on April 28, 2010 6:54 pm

    I’m STILL laughing at the og joke.

    Og thank you. Og be here all week. Try teradactyl.

  292. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:56 pm

    *flips og a fancy rock for tip

  293. Comment by Dave in Texas on April 28, 2010 6:57 pm

    “Sanctuary cities” not exactly ready to welcome illegal immigrants from AZ.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/28/sanctuary-cities-fight-arizonas-new-immigration-law-offering-sanctuary/

  294. Comment by Og on April 28, 2010 6:57 pm

    *uses rock to “seduce” pjm

  295. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 6:59 pm

    **shows Og how to make fire

  296. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 6:59 pm

    rawr

  297. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 7:00 pm

    I think romy just won og’s heart. or at least warmed it.

  298. Comment by Og on April 28, 2010 7:00 pm

    **shows Og how to make fire

    fi…..er?

  299. Comment by Og on April 28, 2010 7:02 pm

    Woman think Og is dumb? Og know how to make fire. Og rocket scientist.

  300. Comment by Og on April 28, 2010 7:04 pm

    Og go now. Time for Og to prepare for midnite show.

  301. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 7:04 pm

    You think oG is cute? You should see his bride, uGH!

  302. Comment by Dave in Texas on April 28, 2010 7:05 pm

    I’M RICK PERRY, BITCH!

    http://tinyurl.com/34476og

  303. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 7:08 pm

    Og know how to make fire

    IYKWIMAITYD

  304. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 7:18 pm

    Did Hawaii tip over? Mare hasn’t been around for a while.

  305. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 7:21 pm

    That’s probably the manliest thing Rick “Flair” Perry has ever done.

  306. Comment by Uniball on April 28, 2010 7:21 pm

    I am out of here.

    Y’all have a great evening.

  307. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 7:22 pm

    Mare’s locked inside a slow moving container ship going towards the mainland. I hope somebody punched some air holes.

  308. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 7:22 pm

    Seeya halfscrote.

  309. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 7:25 pm

    Mare’s locked inside a slow moving container ship going towards the mainland

    Did I miss a breaking news flash from FNC??

  310. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 7:30 pm

    One of my lib friends on FaceChimp complaining, “In this geographical area, a seller of window decals of Calvin peeing on Obama could probably command any price.”

    Yeah, you could make a profit off that in this town. Takers?

  311. Comment by Dave in Texas on April 28, 2010 7:32 pm

    Just say “not if Obama was on fire”

  312. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 7:38 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7sH5QLyXY&playnext_from=TL&videos=kQicSgt5otY

  313. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 7:38 pm

    So this is what death looks like……..I thought it would be darker.

  314. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 7:44 pm

    One of my lib friends on FaceChimp complaining, “In this geographical area, a seller of window decals of Calvin peeing on Obama could probably command any price.”

    I’m guessing this is a NASA-heavy area?

  315. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 7:47 pm

    End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path… One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass… And then you see it. White shores… and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

  316. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 7:48 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU_Tn-HxULM&feature=related

  317. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on April 28, 2010 7:48 pm

    Dinner tonight was bacon wrapped cuts of venison backstrap drizzled w/ teriyaki, served over noodles.

    Absolutely fucking awesome. Now I want dessert.

  318. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 7:50 pm

    Leon, actually more Army than NASA. Parker Griffith, the Dem Congressmen turned Republican, is my rep. I don’t think it’s going to help him with re-election.

  319. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 7:51 pm

    Dinner tonight was leftover pork loin slices, french-style green beans, and tater tots.

    Had a golden Oreo for dessert.

  320. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 7:54 pm

    Dinner tonight was chicken cacciatore and southern green beans.

  321. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on April 28, 2010 7:54 pm

    Just one golden oreo? I didn’t think you were suposed to eat just one.

  322. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 7:56 pm

    Hi!

  323. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 7:57 pm

    I made country-style spare-ribs. Side dishes don’t suit me.

  324. Comment by Hotspur on April 28, 2010 7:57 pm

    Why?

  325. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 7:58 pm

    Heh, I’ve unwittingly dragged the HGTV Bathtastic! host into our Olbermann twitter war:

    @cuffperfunction @KeithOlbermann I love Olbermann, but he'll have to pry the job from my cold, dead hands!!

    — Matt J Muenster (@MattJMuenster) April 28, 2010

    Unfortunately he likes Keef. But I still watch Bathtastic more than Countdown.

  326. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 7:59 pm

    Well, I had several golden Oreos before dinner.

  327. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on April 28, 2010 8:01 pm

    Well, I had several golden Oreos before dinner.

    Ahhh.

  328. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 8:06 pm

    Well, I had several golden Oreos before dinner.

    You PEED on your oreos?!?!?!

  329. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:07 pm

    I need a half dozen fudge covered Oreos!

  330. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:08 pm

    I still watch Bathtastic

    Turn in your man card!

  331. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 8:09 pm

    WTF is Bathtastic?

  332. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on April 28, 2010 8:09 pm

    I need a half dozen fudge covered Oreos!

    Damn, that’s what I want for dinner. STraight out of the freezer!

  333. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 8:11 pm

    This my friends is why you’d best not call me fat.

    http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_45c908c2-52ed-11df-97cc-001cc4c03286.html

  334. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 8:12 pm

    Evenin’, Hostages. How goes it today? Did I miss anything exciting?

  335. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:18 pm

    Hey Sky!

    You missed me quoting LOTR and posting awesome music so, no. Not really.

  336. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:18 pm

    you left off “more than Countdown” romy! Me flipping past Bathtastic while drunk garners more view time.

  337. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:19 pm

    Recent picture of the obviously not fat PJM:

  338. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 8:19 pm

    Sox almost got assploded in a marine diesel conflagration, and Cuffy came out of the closet.

    That’s about it. What’s new with you Z?

  339. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 8:19 pm

    you like your ears don’t you clint?

  340. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 8:20 pm

    This my friends is why you’d best not call me fat.

    I’d never.

    Fluffy, maybe, but I consider that a compliment.

  341. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:22 pm

    Here, leon: http://is.gd/bMghC

    I had told Olbermann (infamous for hiding in his bathtub during stressful times) that he could host Bathtastic when his MSNBC show crashes/burns.

  342. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:22 pm

    As long as Kohls sells pants that fit me, I do not consider myself “fat”. Husky? Maybe.

  343. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 8:23 pm

    “Sox almost got assploded in a marine diesel conflagration, and Cuffy came out of the closet.”

    Nothing that has happened in my life could possibly compete with that. The doc gave Mr. Ember the antibiotics, and I didn’t even have to demand that he do so (yay!). Then I worked an 11 hour day today. Now, I’m here. Whee.

  344. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:23 pm

    Cuffy, whew!

  345. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:24 pm

    *hands Sky 3 fingers of Jameson w/ 2 ice cubes*

    Here ya go, sweetie. Put your feet up!

  346. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 8:24 pm

    Okay, Cuffy, I’d say that’s a manly-enough program with an unmanly name.

    I’ll 2nd the motion to restore your man-card, but I’m not about to propose it to the council.

  347. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:26 pm

    Cuffy, whew!

    *note to self: tell Mrs. Cuffy not to talk about my raging Bathtastic habit if she sees romy this weekend*

  348. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 8:26 pm

    “*hands Sky 3 fingers of Jameson w/ 2 ice cubes*

    Here ya go, sweetie. Put your feet up!”

    You’re a doll, Chief. Thanks.

  349. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:26 pm

    *Hands Ember a Zero candy bar, an Ale 8 One and a double shot of Russell’s Reserve.*

  350. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 8:27 pm

    Evenin’, Hostages. How goes it today? Did I miss anything exciting?

    The party never starts till you get here, homechild. 8)

  351. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:27 pm

    *Nods at Chief for his insight and galantry.*

  352. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 8:28 pm

    Wow, by removing 2 words that gets dirty.

    *hands Sky 3 fingers w/ 2 ice cubes*

    Here ya go, sweetie. Put your feet up!

  353. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 8:28 pm

    Hi

  354. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:28 pm

    an unmanly name.

    the exclamation point makes it 28% gayer

    !

  355. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 8:28 pm

    *Nods at Chief for his insight and galantry unseemly erection.*

  356. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 8:30 pm

    “*Hands Ember a Zero candy bar, an Ale 8 One and a double shot of Russell’s Reserve.*”

    Damn. You boys tryin’ to get me drunk? Thank you, dear.

  357. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:31 pm

    Chief, you are not fat.

  358. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 8:31 pm

    the exclamation point makes it 28% gayer

    You speak truth.

  359. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:32 pm

    *Nods at Chief for his insight and galantry unseemly erection.*

    MOM! PG IS GAZING AT MY PACKAGE AGAIN!!!

  360. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 8:32 pm

    Hello everybody.

  361. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    On the other hand, Kohl’s does not sell pants that will fit Mr. RFH. Hmmm.

  362. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    This guy was in front of me in traffic on my way to work the other day.

    http://tinyurl.com/23ymh4f

    He had the exact same signage, twice as large, on both sides of his van.

  363. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    “You boys tryin’ to get me drunk?”

    Duh?

  364. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    Hi Brew!

  365. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    You boys tryin’ to get me drunk?

    The discovery of alcohol was — by far — more important than that whole “wheel” thing. I mean, without drunk chicks, we might never have knocked up enough wimmens to maintain the species.

  366. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 8:34 pm

    hahaha, did you take that photo pupster?

  367. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 8:34 pm

    Watts wrong with that sin, Pupster?

  368. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 8:35 pm

    There is someone in HSV with the vanity license plate “RTFM”. I laugh every time he passes me.

  369. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 8:35 pm

    Hi Romy! *waves*

  370. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:36 pm

    “He had the exact same signage, twice as large, on both sides of his van.”

    Mezzzzzzican?

  371. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 8:36 pm

    Without alcohol and extreme gullibility on the part of the female, the entire human race would number about 175.

  372. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 8:37 pm

    There is someone in HSV with the vanity license plate “RTFM”.

    That is awesome! I want to scream that everytime I get a support call.

  373. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 8:38 pm

    Mr. Ember is making garlic bread and the whole house smells like yum.

  374. Comment by Pupster on April 28, 2010 8:41 pm

    I took the photo with my cell phone PJM.

    I’m pretty sure it’s just regular old ignorant red-necked white folks Clint.

    He did a really good job with the stencils…they were straight and uniformly spaced.

    Just didn’t spell the shit right.

  375. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:41 pm

    The innerwebtubes are quiet tonight. Too quiet.

  376. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:42 pm

    That’s it — making garlic bread right now this second. The Big Salad was simply not enough.

  377. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 8:42 pm

    Supper tonight:

    Meat, Coke Zero

  378. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 8:42 pm

    The innerwebtubes are quiet tonight. Too quiet.

    Are they normally noisier? I haven’t spent much time on them.

  379. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:43 pm

    Interlude:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdDhV45lYHU&a=ZVMFuP-RdoQ&playnext_from=ML

  380. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 8:43 pm

    “That’s it — making garlic bread right now this second. The Big Salad was simply not enough.”

    Garlic bread is win. I’m going to go eat some. BBS.

  381. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 8:46 pm

    Did Ember leave any of that whiskey? No? Fucking lush.

  382. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:47 pm

    Who was “Og” earlier? That was some funny shit.

    Please don’t turn my world upside down and say “xbrad”.

  383. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 8:47 pm

    Greetings, assorted weirdos.

  384. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:49 pm

    Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum Look at Molly now, here she comes
    Wearin’ her wig hat and shades to match
    She’s got high-heel sneakers and an alligator hat
    Wearin’ her pearls and her diamond rings
    She’s got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dd9qjHUyHQ

  385. Comment by clintbird on April 28, 2010 8:51 pm

    Oh, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttt …
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5fyIbJNRJ8&feature=related

  386. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:52 pm

    Clint – The reason wheelie bars were invented!

  387. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 8:55 pm

    Well, of course there’s no bread in the house. So I start digging thru the freezer for frozen biscuits or something and find a 2 year old California Pizza Kitchen pizza.

    I open it.

    It is shiny … like it’s been dipped in ice water and flash frozen. But I’m still cooking the bitch and will put fresh garlic on it when it’s done.

  388. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 8:55 pm

    There is someone in HSV with the vanity license plate “RTFM”

    I have NO idea what that means. Must be some sorta astronaut code.

    Wiserbud was og.

  389. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 8:56 pm

    Read The F’n Manual

  390. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 8:57 pm

    When we were strangers
    I watched you from afar
    When we were lovers
    I loved you with all my heart.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMA-_ElvKsk&playnext_from=TL&videos=3jKcxlDcU00&feature=grec

  391. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 8:57 pm

    find a 2 year old California Pizza Kitchen pizza.

    I worked there too.

    Read The F’n Manual

    How the hell do you people know that? I guess you learned it on the job? I’m not learning much on my job. Can I quit?

  392. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 9:00 pm

    Well, of course there’s no bread in the house.

    No bread in mine, either, but from the look of things, this was a problem for you. In my case, it’s by design.

  393. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:00 pm

    PJM – The problem with your job is, by the time you are experienced, you’re unemployed.

  394. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 9:01 pm

    I can’t wait to be unemployed.

  395. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 9:01 pm

    Course then I get to be a grandma and I’m pretty sure that’s cool

  396. Comment by Vmaximus on April 28, 2010 9:01 pm

    Hi Hostages!
    Did I miss any fun today?

  397. Comment by BrewFan on April 28, 2010 9:02 pm

    How the hell do you people know that? I guess you learned it on the job? I’m not learning much on my job. Can I quit?

    Move to Wisconsin and I’ll get you a job as a QA analyst. When you call me and ask me how to get the program I wrote to do something I scream, “READ THE F’N MANUAL!”. You will remember that moment for a lifetime 🙂

  398. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:03 pm

    PG are you close enough to Mexico to get the Coke with real sugar? Artificial sweeteners are worse than sugar if you are trying to keep the lbs off.

  399. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 28, 2010 9:04 pm

    Awesome, the missus just called from the drive thru line at Chick-fil-a, so I have some insurance when the pizza turns out to be baked garbage.

  400. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 9:07 pm

    clintbird, somewhere I have the parody of “Cocaine” titled “Caffeine”.

    When you’re waking up, you gotta get a cup
    Caffeine.

  401. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 9:08 pm

    Who was “Og” earlier? That was some funny shit.

    That was ICE T.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scILa5iPBcg

  402. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:13 pm

    “Who was “Og” earlier?”

    http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/avon-books/538-1.jpg

  403. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 9:16 pm

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269231/Family-struggle-vain-rescue-car-parked-beach–forgetting-tide.html

  404. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:17 pm

    Vmax, not much new although we did learn that nylons are out unless you are a grandma. What is new in sunny Florida?

  405. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:19 pm

    Scott, yes on the close to Mexico question.

    The only problem is that it’s high. $1 for a “medio litro” glass bottle. I drink one every once in a while, but real Coca-Cola used to be a monster fucking addiction for me back in my 300+ days, so I stay away from it now for the most part. The zero calorie shit does not appeal to my addictive nature.

  406. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:23 pm

    PG I don’t know if you have seen them but there have been some recent studies that show that low calorie sugar substitutes actually cause weight gain.

  407. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 9:29 pm

    PG I don’t know if you have seen them but there have been some recent studies that show that low calorie sugar substitutes actually cause weight gain.

    Your body gets the signal of “sweet” from your tongue, so you make insulin, and that means fats and sugars from any food you eat are just as likely to be stored in fat cells as they would be if you’d had sugared pop. Honestly though, given nutrasweet or splenda vs HFCS, I’m not sure which is worse. They are both awful, really.

  408. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 9:29 pm

    I’ve lost some weight since I stopped drinking sodas with HFCS, scott. And Diet Dr. Pepper really DOES taste more like regular Dr. Pepper!

  409. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 9:30 pm

    I should note that not everybody gets the insulin response from diet pop. I’m pretty sure I do.

  410. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:31 pm

    They are both awful, really.

    What.The.Fuck.Is.Wrong.With.You?

  411. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 9:34 pm

    What.The.Fuck.Is.Wrong.With.You?

    I have a deep and abiding love for my kidneys, and I’ve spent more than half my life with a weight problem. That either leaves you thinking a lot about it and studying it, or completely ignoring it and dying young.

  412. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:35 pm

    Chief must have lost at golf today.

  413. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 28, 2010 9:37 pm

    Your body gets the signal of “sweet” from your tongue, so you make insulin, and that means fats and sugars from any food you eat are just as likely to be stored in fat cells as they would be if you’d had sugared pop. Honestly though, given nutrasweet or splenda vs HFCS, I’m not sure which is worse. They are both awful, really.

    INteresting…

  414. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:37 pm

    Leon – Sorry, but I have an incurable sweet tooth.

    Scott – Didn’t play today.

  415. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:39 pm

    “Scott – Didn’t play today.”

    The 40 MPH winds and a little rain kept you inside?

  416. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:39 pm

    Something for everyone – especially Eddiebear!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=3jKcxlDcU00

  417. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 9:41 pm

    I stopped drinking the HFCS stuff because there are some studies that shows that it exacerbates gout, which I have.

  418. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:42 pm

    No artificial sweetners leaves, water, fruit juice which has a lot of simple carb calories, sweetened sodas ditto the carb calories, sports drinks ditto, milk ditto, coffee and tea I guess. I can get burnt out on straight water and unsweetened tea pretty quickly. So I drink a lot of Crystal Light and a few coke zeros per day. It may be killing me, I don’t know.

  419. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:42 pm

    Scott – No rain. Couldn’t get anyone to play. . . you are right about the wind though.

  420. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:44 pm

    A roommate from years ago had bad gout. It sucks.

  421. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 9:46 pm

    So I drink a lot of Crystal Light and a few coke zeros per day. It may be killing me, I don’t know.

    Jeez, I just drink one diet soda per day at lunch. The rest is water. I drink lots of water.

  422. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 9:47 pm

    PG, I’m down to water, tea (no sugar), coffee, and small amounts of whole milk. It wasn’t an immediate shift, but sweet drinks no longer appeal to me. I’m trying really, really hard to kill my sweet tooth.

    Though I have occasionally been guilty of tipping meat juices off of my plate after eating a steak.

  423. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:48 pm

    MCPO places a classified ad:

  424. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:49 pm

    I have the opposite problem, trying to gain weight. I can go on a Twinkie diet and lose weight.

    I have the metabolism of a field mouse.

  425. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:50 pm

    leon, you’re the hostage that doesn’t drink alcohol, right?

    I guess if I really nutted up I could get to where I just did water and unsweet tea. But I get bored with repetition pretty easy. I need variety to keep me interested.

  426. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:50 pm

    PG – So, after gazing at my package, you’re now checking out my ass?!? Seriously, get some help (or a boyfriend)!

  427. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 9:51 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/2a7lcln

  428. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 9:51 pm

    PG, water, unsweet tea, coffee, and the occasional Gatorade for me. I haven’t had a soda in almost a year. Though if I were to get one with real sugar instead of HFCS, I’d drink it and to hell with the carbs.

  429. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:51 pm

    you infer a little too much my good sir

  430. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:52 pm

    xbrad places a classified ad:

  431. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:56 pm

    roamy, if you come to TX you can get Dr. Pepper made with real sugar in almost any grocery store. They’ve figured out that there’s enough of a market for it to be worth the trouble of running another line. The “experts” say there’s no difference in taste, but the experts are full of shit. You can tell the difference and sugar tastest better. If you get close enough to the meskin border in an area with a high meskin population (I meet both qualifications) you can get coke, sprite and several varieties of fanta all made with real sugar that is imported from across the river.

  432. Comment by scottw on April 28, 2010 9:59 pm

    Starts planning distribution routes

  433. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:59 pm

    When BrewFan gets back, he’s got some splainin to do:

  434. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 9:59 pm

    Oh, I also like Arrowhead’s orange-flavored seltzer. Not sweet at all, just a hint of the orange.

  435. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 9:59 pm

    You fuckers get off of my thread.

  436. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:01 pm

    Back. *stretch* Venus is awfully bright tonight.

  437. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 10:02 pm

    Is Serena playing as well?

  438. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:03 pm

    That was just bad, PG.

  439. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:04 pm

    When I was stationed in Spain, I drank a lot of Fanta Limon. Loved that stuff. Never seen it here.

  440. Comment by pendejo grande on April 28, 2010 10:04 pm

    You’re right. That sucked.

  441. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 10:05 pm

    Costco in Irvine sells real sugar Messican Coke in real glass bottles.

    About 17 bucks a case of 24.

  442. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:06 pm

    On the topic of sodas – I quit drinking Red Bull and Coca-Cola cold turkey in October (and it was rough). The plus – I lost 7 lbs in a month and a half without changing my diet or exercise.

  443. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 10:06 pm

    Leon, splenda is SO bad.

    My niece and I spend a summer doing Atkins and by the end of the summer, even though I wasn’t taking Splenda anymore, I could still taste bleach when I breathed. It terrified me.

  444. Comment by Andy on April 28, 2010 10:06 pm

    Evenin’ hosefuckers. What’d I miss?

    Also, Paul Ryan continues to kick ass … http://bit.ly/bOzcQw

  445. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 10:09 pm

    Costco in Irvine sells real sugar Messican Coke in real glass bottles

    If you were Al Sharpton you would say, Mescan.

    John and Ken were laughing about that.

  446. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 10:09 pm

    So I’m standing on my friends deck having a smoke while Mom was inside chit-chatting.

    I look over and think I see a small dog in the garden.

    Nope.

    It was a sea otter. He looked at me. I looked at him. He ran back under the house.

  447. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:09 pm

    PJM – How many different diets have you been on?

  448. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:10 pm

    xBrad – When you going to visit BiW and ChrisP??

  449. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 10:11 pm

    Also, Paul Ryan continues to kick ass

    If Paul Ryan drops copies of that in a forest, would anyone know?

    How about these guys get loud everywhere? Call a presser, call Rush, talk to their local networks. Loud.

    Until then, most schmucks will believe GM paid back their ‘loan’, that Wall Street needs ‘reform’ ’cause they caused it, that Barry shits Skittles.

  450. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 10:11 pm

    PJM – How many different diets have you been on?

    I’ve been pregnant 6 times MCPO.

  451. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:13 pm

    “that Barry shits Skittles.”

    I’m still looking for my free unicorn, damnit.

  452. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:14 pm

    I’ve been pregnant 6 times MCPO.

    That’s not an answer, wisenhiemer!

  453. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 10:15 pm

    MCPO, right now, it looks like Friday. I’ve heard from BiW, but haven’t heard from Chrispy. Don’t know if the old folks home will let him out.

  454. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 10:15 pm

    That’s not an answer, wisenhiemer!

    I thought it was a damn good answer

  455. Comment by Vmaximus on April 28, 2010 10:17 pm

    Oops
    I was concentrating on a new poat at Car in’s
    http://isthisblogon.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/government-quotes/
    I thought it was good,
    But I am a moron.

  456. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 10:21 pm

    It’s not necessarily accurate, but it’s a good answer.

  457. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:21 pm

    This makes me nervous about visiting our Michiganders!!

    http://tinyurl.com/23t3aqn

  458. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 10:26 pm

    leon, you’re the hostage that doesn’t drink alcohol, right?

    These days, yeah. I miss it more than I miss sugar.

  459. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 10:27 pm

    MCPO, I experienced exactly that in Saline last month. Speed traps abound right now for revenue purposes.

  460. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 10:28 pm

    I got the llama song running through my head.

  461. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 10:30 pm

    I got the llama song running through my head.
    Hehehehehehe

  462. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 10:35 pm

    I’m still looking for my free unicorn, damnit.

    Didja try joining a labor union?

  463. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:36 pm

    “Didja try joining a labor union?”

    Fucking non-union job. *sends boss letter of resignation*

  464. Comment by Vmaximus on April 28, 2010 10:37 pm

    Huh? What?
    Unions suck

  465. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 10:38 pm

    Romy, you’re management. How are you gonna oppress minorities if you give up your job, which you only got because you are white?

  466. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:38 pm

    “Huh? What?
    Unions suck”

    2 words, Vmax: FREE. UNICORN.

  467. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 10:39 pm

    Shit.

    Not Romy.

    Ember.

    But you knew what I meant.

  468. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2010 10:40 pm

    Huh? What?
    Unions suck

    Unions were once a good idea. Then the gangsters and Dems (BIRM) moved in and turned them into a fucked-up racket.

  469. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 10:41 pm

    I didn’t get my management job because I’m white. I got it because I have bewbs and they needed to fill their bewb quota.

  470. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 10:43 pm

    I got my job because…

    Hey! Wait a minute! WTF? How come I don’t get to oppress people?

  471. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 10:45 pm

    I got it because I have bewbs and they needed to fill their bewb quota.

    As a man that recently lost his, I resent the bewb quota.

  472. Comment by Vmaximus on April 28, 2010 10:45 pm

    bewbs rock!

  473. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 10:46 pm

    I was about to say, the hell I’m management. I have TM after my name.

  474. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 10:47 pm

    TM =/= Tech Manager? That’s what it is in my world.

  475. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 10:56 pm

    As a man that recently lost his, I resent the bewb quota.

    quit losing weight. You’ll get your bewbs back in no time

  476. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 10:57 pm

    TM = Trouble Maker

  477. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 11:00 pm

    quit losing weight. You’ll get your bewbs back in no time

    My wifeyperson was not a fan of my bewbs.

  478. Comment by pajama momma on April 28, 2010 11:02 pm

    so selfish leon.
    sheesh

  479. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 11:02 pm

    I wouldn’t mind if I had slightly bigger bewbs.

  480. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 28, 2010 11:04 pm

    I gots to go. Goodnight, my invisible friends.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Cw2YWEFgY

  481. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 11:06 pm

    I wouldn’t mind if I had slightly bigger bewbs.

    I’d happily give you what’s left of mine.

  482. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 11:12 pm

    Deal, Leon.

  483. Comment by Dave in Texas on April 28, 2010 11:12 pm

    Well shoot. Somebody donated a bunch of money to buy an in-ear monitor system for the church band. I’m gonna have to stop saying “fuck” for a while in gratitude.

    …

    What? I don’t say it in church.

  484. Comment by beasn on April 28, 2010 11:12 pm

    G’nite MCPO.

  485. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 11:14 pm

    Good night, Chief, hope you feel better.

  486. Comment by Michael on April 28, 2010 11:18 pm

    Somebody donated a bunch of money to buy an in-ear monitor system for the church band.

    Does this system include some kind of clamp to control your spastic leg movements?

  487. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 11:22 pm

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  488. Comment by Mrs. Peel on April 28, 2010 11:22 pm

    How I know I’m old: A couple of those “hunks” look way too young to me.

    I drink pretty much only water. I have a glass of sweet tea about twice a month and a can of ginger ale about 2-3 times a month. When I’m sick, I drink juice. Otherwise, water only.

    When I started college, I stopped drinking soda entirely because I never drink fountain Dr. Pepper (it doesn’t taste right) and I was mostly eating in the cafeteria. I lost 5-6 pounds in two weeks.

  489. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 11:23 pm

    >> Does this system include some kind of clamp to control your spastic leg movements?

    No. Some people raise their hands. I move my foot around like a gimp.

    Same same.

  490. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 11:23 pm

    That didn’t quite work as I had planned.

  491. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 11:27 pm

    I see that.

  492. Comment by Eddie The Bear on April 28, 2010 11:27 pm

    http://bitchinlifestyle.tv/Kulture/Articles/You-Had-Me-At-Bacon.html

  493. Comment by Eddie The Bear on April 28, 2010 11:28 pm

    http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/04/breaking-news-dems-hid-damning-health-care-report-from-public-until-a-month-after-vote/

  494. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 11:30 pm

    Peel, when I was in the dorms I gained weight initially. They had unlimited OJ at every meal. I wasn’t ready for that kind of responsibility.

  495. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 11:32 pm

    Mrs. Peel, I tried to put in a mix. There were some pics I found where they must have been boys. Give me a real man. Also, feel free to do HHD next week.

    From some of the other comments, I’m thinking the ladies like real chest hair. Hard to find some that haven’t shaved but aren’t the missing link to Sasquatch.

  496. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 11:37 pm

    I’ll do it.

  497. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 11:37 pm

    I thought they were all quite yummy, Romy. I hate body hair.

  498. Comment by xbradtc on April 28, 2010 11:39 pm

    Those of us whom are missing links to Sasquatch are willing to pose.

    Provided you like pasty white skin and an enormous beer belly.

    And a somewhat incipient case of plumber’s ass.

  499. Comment by Mrs. Peel on April 28, 2010 11:39 pm

    If I did HHD, there would be a lot of Tom Selleck, which Ember wouldn’t like. I could balance him out with a little Captain Picard, though.

  500. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 11:40 pm

    Does that include ear hair?

  501. Comment by Mrs. Peel on April 28, 2010 11:41 pm

    Has anyone besides me seen Her Alibi? It’s a pretty funny Tom Selleck movie.

  502. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 11:41 pm

    I hate body hair.

    Hairist!

    My wife used to hate it, but then she also used to date little pansy boy-men that lacked masculine attributes of distinction.

  503. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2010 11:43 pm

    I’ve seen it, Peel. Decent flick, gorgeous female lead.

  504. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 11:44 pm

    “If I did HHD, there would be a lot of Tom Selleck, which Ember wouldn’t like. I could balance him out with a little Captain Picard, though.”

    Acceptable.

  505. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 28, 2010 11:48 pm

    A little something to dream about tonight — and a precursor to next weeks HHD.

  506. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2010 11:50 pm

    XBrad, you are not a missing link to Sasquatch, unless you have shaved your neck for every picture I’ve seen of you.

  507. Comment by Michael on April 28, 2010 11:52 pm

    I’m gonna organize a Sunday morning bus tour from Dallas to Dave’s church, for Lutherans who want to see Dave play his bass. They will think his leg is possessed by the Holy Spirit and give him money.

    I’m just askin’ for 30% of the take.

  508. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 11:53 pm

    >> Acceptable

    He’s quite hirsute you know.

  509. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    “He’s quite hirsute you know.”

    He’s Captain Fucking Picard. He gets a pass.

  510. Comment by daveintexas on April 28, 2010 11:59 pm

    Ohhhh… sorry, I see now you meant you could handle Tom “Furrball” Selleck with some Patrick “clean as a babe” Stewart. I misunderstood.

  511. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 29, 2010 12:02 am

    Someone put up a new poat, please.

    *orders taser for next week*

  512. Comment by Mrs. Peel on April 29, 2010 12:03 am

    I didn’t get how sexy Captain Picard was until I was…hmm…probably in my twenties.

  513. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 29, 2010 12:03 am

    SPACE PEN!!!!!

  514. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on April 29, 2010 12:04 am

    I’ve always had a crush on Captain Picard. Yum.

  515. Comment by mesa in Texas on April 29, 2010 12:08 am

    New poat!!!

  516. Comment by Sean M. on April 29, 2010 12:10 am

    I didn’t get how sexy Captain Picard was until I was…hmm…probably in my twenties.

    Same thing happened with me and Captain Janeway. But we’ve been happy together ever since.

    (Well, like any other couple, we’ve had our ups and downs, but we always manage to work things out.)


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