H2 Icons (First in a Series)

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  1. thirst!

  2. No, you’re a dowel.

  3. Ya know what’s really fun about being a traveling salesman? I have been trying for a week to confirm my appointment here in Vegas for a week and have not gotten a single call back. Meanwhile, I already bought the ticket and pre-paid for the hotel, so here I am, can;t go out and have fun, becuase I might have a meeting tomorrow.

    Or I might not and will have wasted an entire trip to Vegas.

  4. No, you’re a trowel.

  5. You could go see Celine Dion.

  6. Or Cirque de Soleil.

  7. This post is a lazy welfare mother.

  8. No, you’re a sponge.

  9. Or Cher.

    Or the Blue Fag Group.

  10. Hahahahahaha.

    Good one.

  11. from the ONT for PJM and sohos:

    http://lifehacker.com/5509357/the-frequent-fliers-guide-to-finding-cheap-airfare

  12. From wiser’s article:

    “If you’re planning a trip in the summer, aim for the early or late summer months instead of the middle of July.”

    HAHAHAHAHA! July 17th…

  13. are tears supposed to be bloody?

  14. Only if you’re a gay vampire on HBO.

  15. are tears supposed to be bloody?

    Depends. Are you a vampire?

  16. not-quoting-and-italicizing-shit FTW!!

  17. Guess what, everyone? My program is correct. Single user is supposed to perform better than decorrelated.

  18. Ick!

  19. well I’m not a vampire

  20. yet

  21. Wiser, are you at one of the megahotels on teh strip?

  22. Yea Mrs Peel!

  23. Single user is supposed to perform better than decorrelated.

    YAY!! I have no idea what Peelio is talking about.

  24. Dave, flush the affected area with water.

    And some pee if you’ve got it to spare.

  25. Neither do I, Chief! That’s the beauty of grad school!

  26. >> And some pee if you’ve got it to spare.

    Now you tell me.

  27. Single user is supposed to perform better than decorrelated.

    I KNEW it!!!

  28. Wiser, are you at one of the megahotels on teh strip?

    Nah, I’m at a Hyatt off the strip. They offer more for less.

  29. <em.Single user is supposed to perform better than decorrelated.

    Did you disconnect the flux capacitator like I said?

  30. They offer more for less.

    Trannys AND hot coffee?!?!

  31. First time I went to Vegas, we were staying at Treasure Island. When I plugged the computer into the Interwebz, the antivirus software immediately started doing battle with all sorts of nasty shit roaming around their network.

    The metaphor was not lost on me.

  32. “They offer more for less.”

    I am not sure what that means but it sounds good.

  33. It sounds green,

  34. Trannys AND hot coffee?!?!

    ♪ Hookers and leather and champagne and cocaine
    Red rubber ball gags and syringes in big veins
    Tiny Thai trannies all tied up with strings
    These are a few of my favorite things… ♪

  35. Wiserbud is doing it for the baby harp seals.

  36. “ftfy” coming in 5….4….3….

  37. when the dog bites
    and the bee stings
    wiser howls in pain
    then he remembers he paid 50 bucks
    and says bitch do it again

  38. sixteen bikinis all stuffed in a hot tub
    drinking Jack Daniels while getting a back rub
    stretch limosines that come when I ring
    these are a few of my favorite things.

  39. “I am not sure what that means but it sounds good.”

    That means you wear combat boots. And you’re a bowel.

  40. And you’re a bowel

    No, you’re a dowel.

  41. No, you’re an owl!

  42. Michael wears a cowl.

  43. MCPO, you’re a growl.

    vmax, you’re a trowel.

    Rosetta, you’re a black standard poodle.

  44. OMFG! You’re a rowell.

    http://bit.ly/bHzmgy

  45. What the fuck are you dunderheads talking about?

  46. Way to kill it, Andy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  47. Tushar!!! ‘Sup, homie?

  48. Tushar!!!

    How’s it going?

  49. Hi, Tushar!

  50. Hi MCPO!

  51. Andy, PattyAnn!

    How is everyone? I miss chatting with you all.

  52. uh oh….. a brown person…….

    CALL CSI!!!!

  53. Got to run.

    Those two idiots are still awake.

  54. Tushar – are you going to CT in July?

  55. Those two idiots are still awake.

    Hahahaha. Time to lay the smack down on the anchor babies!

  56. Those two idiots are still awake.

    You babysitting for Bob and OC again?

  57. Tushar – are you going to CT in July?

    SHHHHHH

  58. Rolling the knuckles* with young pretty strumpets
    Blackjack and roulette and levers with jackpots
    White-jacket Elvises who think they can sing
    These are a few of my favorite things

    *this is a slang term for dice, right? because dice used to be made out of knuckles?

  59. Geoff,

    depends upon the project I am working on. I want to be there, but I cannot plan this far in advance. But it is simply a matter of driving for me. I don’t have to plan Hotel, air travel etc.

  60. I can bet you can’t find any other 2.5 year olds who survive on 7 hrs of sleep a day.

  61. Scott, I heard that!

  62. Tushar – are you going to CT in July?

    Am I not supposed to say that? Or is it just because Tushar’s here?

  63. White-jacket Elvises who think they can sing

    nice…..

    Everytime I fly into Vegas, there is at least one guy on the plane who thinks he’s Elvis.

  64. Goodnight morons and hawt chicks!

  65. Hey all.

    Who’s pouring?

  66. Nighty-night MCPO.

  67. I got water here……

  68. What goes good with water, wiserbuns?

  69. Are we not talking about CT anymore??

  70. well, if you freeze it, pretty much anything.

  71. I know…Absolut.

    Gimme yer glass

  72. Dave in Texas

  73. HA!

  74. Anybody watch Deadliest Catch on Discovery Channel? I have gotten so hooked on those guys, pun not particularly intended!

  75. Watching it right now.

    Damned shame knowing how Captain Phil’s season ends.

  76. Word.

    I know I’m gonna get some dust in my eye or sumthin when they show the last show he’s on.

    The new episode doesn’t start until 9 for me so don’t give anything away Andy!

  77. I’ll make the announcement so it’s on the record–I’m going to stop smoking.

    I got the name of a psychiatrist that does hypnosis who has an excellent track record. The guy whose name I got it from has referred at least five and knows of five other re-referrals…100% success. I’m kinda looking forward to it, but man I still love to light up.

  78. Best of luck, Cyn!

    I suggest you avoid the CT meet-up then.

  79. has anyone EVER made it through the movie The Watchmen?

  80. By dumb luck, I wound up here (http://www.bobchinns.com/) the same night the Hillstrands and a couple of the other captains were there on a promo tour.

    We drank a toast of Duck Fart shooters with them, and I still have the souvenir shot glass around here somewhere.

  81. You still smoke free wiser?

  82. awwww man I missed Tushy

  83. Haven’t seen it at all, Sohos. Is it that bad?

  84. No, not that bad just long and told from so many different perspectives, It’s strange

  85. You still smoke free wiser?

    kind of……..

  86. I”ll put that one on my to-watch-later list :-)

  87. no, not one I would recommend really

  88. what is good is that they do hate liberals which is always fun

  89. I forgot to say thank you for the wish of good luck…thank you!

    The guy that got hypmo’d says being around others that smoke doesn’t bother him one bit. He said he easily survived a drinking trip to Vegas without smoking. And he had no withdrawals or other effects. The dizziness, sweating, and nausea killed me when I tried to quit about 7 years ago.

    Keep trying wiser!

  90. I like hating on libs, sohos; maybe I’ll put it way on the back burner.

  91. Gotta run. Need shit for school tomorrow emergency.

    Night all

  92. Keep trying wiser!

    I go weeks at a time without smoking. Then I’ll go out drinking with someone who smokes and I smoke. Then I’ll stop for weeks again.

    It’s weird. I know that all smoking will do is make me want to smoke, then Ihave to go through the withdrawal all over again.

    I guess as long as I don’t keep buying more after a night out, I should be okay.

  93. has anyone EVER made it through the movie The Watchmen?

    I saw it in the theater. And I read the comics back around 1998. Good story and good character development.

    /nerd

  94. has anyone EVER made it through the movie The Watchmen?

    Yes. It isn’t a fun movie to watch, and the only honest character in the entire film gets greased in the end.

    I saw it. I have it. I don’t think I’ll watch it again.

  95. I wonder if the Veteran’s Administration has a Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act policy?

  96. has anyone EVER made it through the movie The Watchmen?

    I recently bought it out of the used DVD rack at Blockbuster. Haven’t watched it yet. Looking forward to it, sort kinda somewhat.

  97. Val-U-Rite vodka and sherm-coated ciggies,
    Tit-jobs on girlies with natural biggies,
    Beating down b-rad with a fist full of rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

  98. I am such a nerd and this is hard to watch. This is my 8th time trying and I am going to make it through tonight by damned…I think the good looking chap is the bad guy but fuck if I know….UGH!

  99. I wonder if the Veteran’s Administration has a Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act policy?

    Oh, just stop it already.

  100. BiW which is the the most “honest” character? Rorschach?

  101. Oh, just stop it already.

    DAMMIT!!!

    I figured a later crowd would be mroe receptive….

  102. There is a really cool version of Hallelujah in the movie

  103. I am such a nerd and this is hard to watch. This is my 8th time trying and I am going to make it through tonight by damned…I think the good looking chap is the bad guy but fuck if I know….UGH!

    I liked when the Hottie got nekkid, but frankly, she pissed me off, because she really had no idea what she wanted, got blown this way and that. The rest of them had enormous power and or skill but were essentially afraid to live in a manner that was true to themselves…except Rorhshach.

  104. BiW which is the the most “honest” character? Rorschach?

    Yes ma’am. Why? You don’t agree?

  105. BiW, did you read the comics?

  106. And as hard as it is to watch, it took a while for me to sort out how I felt about it. It definately rates as a strange movie.

  107. BiW, did you read the comics?

    No, I read a lot of comics as a kid…still do, but my local drug store didn’t carry titles like “Watchmen”.

  108. well Rorhshach is the child of a prostitute and has made is life putting away the scum/bad guys…I feel sorry for the hottie b/c John was like god and she had been made love to by him, I mean try to compare a real man to that? Cant really blame the girl for not knowing what she wanted/needed…

  109. I wonder if Peru has a National Intelligence Service?

  110. And as hard as it is to watch, it took a while for me to sort out how I felt about it. It definately rates as a strange movie.

    The story was regarded as un-filmable for decades.

  111. Yes ma’am. Why? You don’t agree?

    No, I agree he is the BASIC narrator and he MUST be close to the true character or the story line doesnt work. I do believe the Comedian is pretty right on. Ms. Jupiter is kind of known to be a little indecisive unlike her Mother who knew what she wanted and still gets screwed in the end….Like I said (NERD)

  112. Rorhshach never pretended to be anything other than what he was, and he never felt the need to apologize for it.

  113. drives Count crazy he hates all this shit ;)

  114. Okay, why the fuck is Lost a repeat?

  115. The Comedian NEVER apologizes for who he is

  116. I can’t buy Ms. Jupiter as having any real conviction. She would have stayed with Manhattan for the rest of her life and been fine with it. I really think she only stayed with the Owl because she had nowhere else to go.

    The story was regarded as un-filmable for decades.

    And now it can be regarded as un-watchable for decades more.

  117. I enjoyed Wolverine a hell of a lot more.

    And Hellboy. And Iron Man. And….

  118. The Comedian is kind of an amoral dick, though, while Rorschach is solely interested in justice.

  119. well she LOVES Dr Manhattan but when she sees that she isnt his #1 priority and never will be and someone like Owl makes her fell that way then it is a no brainer…I feel sorry for Manhatten

  120. The Comedian NEVER apologizes for who he is

    Sure he did. He couldn’t face Jupiter’s Mom, or the other ones who knew, and never met his daughter as her father. Rorhshach wouldn’t have been so reticent.

  121. The Comedian is kind of an amoral dick,
    yes, but he doesnt LIE about it ever

  122. well she LOVES Dr Manhattan but when she sees that she isnt his #1 priority and never will be and someone like Owl makes her fell that way then it is a no brainer…I feel sorry for Manhatten

    I don’t know how far you’ve gotten, but I don’t feel sorry for Manhattan. But I don’t think he could be judged by our standards anymore anyway.

  123. And now it can be regarded as un-watchable for decades more.

    Since you never read it, you have no idea what a good job they did in transferring it to the screen.

  124. he wasnt HITTING in his daughter he was appraising her. He wasnt as STRONG as Rorhshach but he doesnt LIE to Sally (Jupiters Mom) he isnt as HONEST as RS but he doesnt really hide who he is

  125. I’ve only ever seen one story translated to the screen well. Mother Night. Best role Nick Nolte ever had, and he had an outstanding cast working with him.

  126. I wonder if there is a chapter of the Scottish Socialist Youth at Purdue University.

  127. sally disgusts me

  128. I’ve only ever seen one story translated to the screen well. Mother Night. Best role Nick Nolte ever had, and he had an outstanding cast working with him.

    Someone’s a bit of an absolutist.

  129. Wiser have you ever seen an old man naked?

  130. wiserbud, one of the colleges that sent me brochures back in the 1999-2000 timeframe had an organization called, I shit you not, “Lesbians and Bisexuals in Alliance.”

    Haven’t seen the movie, but do recommend the graphic novel.

    Best book-to-movie transition I’ve ever seen is the BBC/A&E version of Pride & Prejudice with Colin Firth. It’s PERFECT. I like to watch it when I’m depressed. A pint of chocolate chip cookie dough and Mr. Darcy is always the cure to what ails me.

  131. Someone’s a bit of an absolutist.

    I suppose so. Vonnegut is a bitch to read. Translate to the screen? Yeah, it ain’t easy. But they did in that film.

  132. sohos, I’m pretty sure wiser has looked in the mirror on occasion.

  133. Wiser have you ever seen an old man naked?

    How about a naked man on fire?

  134. sohos, I’m pretty sure wiser has looked in the mirror on occasion.

    Funny you should mention that…….

  135. Blagggg. Austin. Shoot me now.

    I made the mistake of watching “Emma” once with Mrs. BiW. I kept waiting for something…anything to happen. I was disappointed.

  136. not a grown man but an old man

  137. Funny you should mention that…….

    Because you’re holding an invite to a lemon party?

  138. Can’t speak to Austin, but Jane Austen is excellent. You probably just don’t know enough about the society of the time to appreciate her work.

  139. so Adrienne is the bad guy?

  140. I wonder if there is a chapter of the Scottish Socialist Youth at Purdue University.

    They lost their charter a few years back. But the Dominican International Catholic Kickball Society is still active.

  141. Juts in case anyone cares, the Dhammakaya Open University has a Campaign for Homosexual Equality program that I think Sean might be interested in.

  142. Because you’re holding an invite to a lemon party?

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

  143. A pint of chocolate chip cookie dough and Mr. Darcy is always the cure to what ails me.

    That may be the girliest thing EVAR written here.

  144. I think Cyndi Lauper heads that up wiserbabe

  145. I think Cyndi Lauper heads that up wiserbabe

    not a fan, huh?

  146. but Jane Austen is excellent. You probably just don’t know enough about the society of the time to appreciate her work.

    I do says the worthless LIT major …. *farts just to show my class*

  147. wiser, you saw the for-reals organization at 12:18, right?

    ok, night all

  148. That may be the girliest thing EVAR written here.

    until xbrad gets back.

  149. not a fan, huh?

    not anymore

  150. not anymore

    Whut happened?

  151. even though her song :All through the night: is still ok

  152. she made the mistake of being on Celebrity Apprentice

  153. Can’t speak to Austin, but Jane Austen is excellent. You probably just don’t know enough about the society of the time to appreciate her work.

    Yes, I’m sure that what’s wrong is I don’t understand the society of the time. It isn’t just Austen, and the stories where people talk themselves into believing that the minutae of their idle lives actually are monumentally important. It simply must be my limited understanding of English society in the early 19th century. Or perhaps it is simply the fact that given the chance to live among those self-absorbed navel gazers of rural and England, or sailing the seas with the likes of Horatio Hornblower and Jack Aubry and protecting their idylic life, I would have chosen the latter rather than the former.

  154. wiser, you saw the for-reals organization at 12:18, right?

    pshaw, that tweren’t nothing. They have a “Study of Porn” class at Wesleyan U. here in CT, one of the requirements being the making of one’s own porno.

  155. she made the mistake of being on Celebrity Apprentice

    Ah. That’ll do it.

  156. she made the mistake of being on Celebrity Apprentice

    She just wanted to have fun.

  157. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EEjP5xidoY

  158. Or perhaps it is simply the fact that given the chance to live among those self-absorbed navel gazers of rural and England, or sailing the seas with the likes of Horatio Hornblower and Jack Aubry and protecting their idylic life, I would have chosen the latter rather than the former.

    A fan of the ol’ “rum, sodomy, and the lash,” are you, mate?

  159. I’ve watched it several times, Sohos. It gets better each time. As you said, a complex story.

  160. The Colin Firth P&P is virtually the only marginally watchable Jane Austen film. Bridget Jones Diary is the only other one, and that’s just because I wanna bone Renee Zellweger.

    Why does XBrad know jack shit about Jane Austen? My sister is the former national secretary of the Jane Austen Society of North America. I know a shitload more about Jane than I have any desire to.

    Tho BiW should know that PO’B used two of Janes brothers as templates for minor characters in his Jack Aubrey novels.

  161. omg! he kills him???????????

  162. Lesseee.

    Download porn, or download Justified.

    Tough call.

  163. A fan of the ol’ “rum, sodomy, and the lash,” are you, mate?

    No. Just would rather have the excitement of glory or a horrible death in His Majesty’s service fighting Ol’ Boney than to die by inches in the company of endlessly chattering ladies, and a life punctuated by balls and spiced only by fashion and the pursuit thereof.

  164. omg! he kills him???????????

    What, you thought there would be a happy ending for a guy like Rorschach?

  165. yep CB that is it…soooooooooo awesome

  166. omg! he kills him???????????

    Now you know why I don’t feel sorry for Manhattan.

    B-rad… Justified is on in 15. I hope he gets to shoot someone this week. That never gets old.

  167. KISS ME HARDY!!!!

  168. I mean Manhattan? He really shouldnt have

  169. Austen’s books, and especially Pride & Prejudice, are commentaries on society. P&P in particular is a comedy of manners and expects a lot of the reader (for example, if you want to understand Elizabeth’s outlook on life, you need to be familiar with Wollstonecraft). Austen was commenting specifically on women’s lives in rural England during the Regency era, so of course her characters are primarily women who live in rural England during the Regency, and those characters are concerned with the issues that concerned women in rural England during the Regency era. If that isn’t your cup of tea, then it isn’t. But that doesn’t mean the books are without value (particularly if, like me, you love language).

    For a comparison, I hate 100 Years of Solitude with the burning hatred of a thousand suns. That doesn’t mean I refuse to acknowledge that it is extraordinarily well-written. (In fact, I probably hate it MORE because it’s well-written…there are turns of phrase I can’t forget even after ten years of trying to do so.)

    ok, bedtime for real now

  170. I love the language just fine. That’s why I enjoy Lewis (and reread him frequently), Vonnegut, and others. But after all the raving I heard about Austen, I could not have been more disappointed.

  171. Cohen’s version is da best, Sohos, though KD Lang sings a damn good version, too.

    XB, Justified kicked ass again tonight.

  172. stupid anagram jokes, comic book movies, South Park references, offensive versions of Julie Andrews songs and in-depth analyses of Jane Austen novels.

    Yep, it’s the Hostages.

  173. Did Raylan get to shoot someone, CB?

  174. you have to understand that Austin and her sister were going to be without legacy

  175. Wait! There was an offensive version of a Julie Andrews song? Where?

  176. Try this one on for size, Sohos:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvIORzoLzrY

  177. OK, Cast hasn’t updated the link yet, so I’ll download some Nina Hartley lesbo pron, then download Justified.

  178. But after all the raving I heard about Austen, I could not have been more disappointed.

    ahhh my friend we must Re- Introduce you

  179. There was much shooting tonight BiW … and not all by Raylan.

  180. Wait! There was an offensive version of a Julie Andrews song? Where?

    Start at 10:37.

  181. you have to understand that Austin and her sister were going to be without legacy

    OMG!!!1!1!1 WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR LEGS???

    *second look at Jane Austen novels….

  182. BEST EVER

  183. ooooooooooopppppppppppppssssssssssssss

  184. OMG!!!1!1!1 WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR LEGS???

    Diabeetus.

  185. If I say I don’t like Jane Austen, do I have to turn in my woman card?

  186. Diabeetus.

    oh. I should have known. *yawn.

    I was hoping for something like Saw or something.

  187. “If I say I don’t like Jane Austen, do I have to turn in my woman card?”

    Not as long as you flash da headlights every now and again.

  188. If I say I don’t like Jane Austen, do I have to turn in my woman card?

    No, but you gain a man card, so there’s that.

  189. do I have to turn in my woman card?

    I’ve seen your bewbs. You have a lifetime guaranteed woman card, AFAIC.

  190. Will ABC’s new show, Happy Town, fill the whole left by the soon-to-be last episode of LOST?

  191. I think the entire state of Arizona should bare their asses and tell Eric Holder to kiss it.

  192. that would be hole.

    K, bedtime.

  193. I was hoping for something like Saw or something.

    Are you really sitting in a hotel room in Vegas?

  194. Are you really sitting in a hotel room in Vegas?

    What happens late at night in the lower levels of a deserted parking garage in North Las Vegas stays in the lower levels of a deserted parking garage in North Las Vegas.

  195. Are you really sitting in a hotel room in Vegas?

    Hotel…… dungeon…..

    Semantics.

  196. Hahahahaha, I’m trying to find a sexy redhead for Carin for HHD, and one of the links is back here.

  197. Hahahahaha, I’m trying to find a sexy redhead for Carin for HHD, and one of the links is back here.

    That’s weird. My hair isn’t red anymore……

  198. Jewstin?

  199. Yeah, I miss Jewstin doing HHD. I lost all my bookmarks and previous HHD when my laptop puked.

  200. Semantics.

    What do Jews have to do with it?

  201. What do Jews have to do with it?

    Mira Kaplinksi. Best Jewish dominatrix in Vegas.

  202. I miss Jewstin doing HHD.

    I bet he does too.

  203. Mira Kaplinksi. Best Jewish dominatrix in Vegas.

    Sarah Goldblatt and her two Michelin Stars would beg to differ.

  204. Shit. Searching for “redhead hunk” brought up Howdy Doody.

  205. Sarah Goldblatt and her two Michelin Stars would beg to differ.

    Sarah wasn’t available. She had her daughter’s bat mitzvah.

  206. I’m giving up and going to bed. I’m finding either boys not much older than my son or that fracking one of you-know-who in the Hawaiian surf. Or Carrotop. (shudder)

    Good night, y’all. Hugs and whiskey shots.

  207. Sarah Goldblatt and her two Michelin Stars would beg to differ.

    Too Jewish.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UM9GjnTFIM#t=00m25s

  208. I’m giving up and going to bed.

    I’m sure your efforts are appreciated, romaine.

  209. Is it Friday yet?

    Can haz bewbs?

  210. why must we limit ourselves to Friday?

    http://tinyurl.com/3xmnyey

  211. why must we limit ourselves to Friday?

    I’m no Talmudic scholar, but I think Yahweh deems it so.

  212. I’m no Talmudic scholar, but I think Yahweh deems it so.

    I don’t mean to start nuthin’ here, but if that’s the case, perhaps Yahweh prefers HHD?

  213. Jews, you could maybe quit picking on them.

    I mean, if you had to wander around in the desert for decades just to get a look at some bewbs once a week, I doubt that you’d kvetch.

  214. Jews, you could maybe quit picking on them.

    Oh, right, like they’ve had it so rough…..

  215. I like those old rotary phones.

  216. Oh, right, like they’ve had it so rough…..

    The Matzoh Famine was pretty brutal.

  217. The Matzoh Famine was pretty brutal.

    whiners.

  218. the Matzoh feast wasn’t so great either

  219. Shhh! Hostages are trying to sleep here.

  220. whiners.

    You made out with your fiancee during Hogan’s Heroes, didn’t you?

    For shame.

  221. The Matzoh Famine was pretty brutal.

    If I remember correctly, it wasn’t an actual famine. They just stopped buying matzoh because the price went up.

  222. You made out with your fiancee during Hogan’s Heroes, didn’t you?

    LIAR!!

    It was Schindler’s List.

  223. Shhh! Hostages are trying to sleep here.

    SORRY!

  224. If I remember correctly, it wasn’t an actual famine. They just stopped buying matzoh because the price went up.

    When did you sell out and get a job in the State Department?

  225. PattyAnn, will you tuck me in?

  226. When did you sell out and get a job in the State Department?

    True story…. Two Jews walk into a bar…..

  227. Yes, xBad. You get in on the right hand side, and wiser on the left hand side. Seany, you are in the middle.

    Two darvocets and back to bed. Nighty night, sweeties. *kisses all foreheads*

  228. wiser on the left hand side.

    *updates will……

    Okey dokey, here I come!

  229. True story…. Two Jews walk into a bar…..

    That has probably actually happened more than once. For reals.

  230. That has probably actually happened more than once. For reals.

    okay, I got two here.

    A) Was it “Buy 1, get 1 free” night?

    or

    B) After the first Jew walked into the bar, you’d think the second Jew would have ducked.

  231. Seany, you are in the middle.

    I’m gonna hope this has nothing to do with Patty’s painkiller-induced ideas about ghey pr0n.

    Two darvocets and back to bed. Nighty night, sweeties. *kisses all foreheads*

    I REALLY HOPE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!!!!

  232. *kisses all foreheads*

    let’s see, me, xbrad, sean…..

    That’s 12 heads!!1!!1!!1!!

    Whew, PA is gonna be busy!

  233. After the first Jew walked into the bar, you’d think the second Jew would have ducked.

    What, both of them couldn’t have been Differently Abled?

    Stop with the hate, Privileged Pale Penis Person.

    (And, by “Person,” I mean “White Man.”)

  234. ‘k, this has been fun, but I’m out.

    later, chillens.

  235. Wakey. Wakey.

  236. ahahahaha, I’m trying to find a sexy redhead for Carin for HHD, and one of the links is back here.

    Wipes tear from eye. Roamy’s so sweet.

    What’s wrong with the rest of you hosefockers?

  237. I got the name of a psychiatrist that does hypnosis who has an excellent track record. The guy whose name I got it from has referred at least five and knows of five other re-referrals…100% success. I’m kinda looking forward to it, but man I still love to light up.

    My stepmother was forced to go to one of those folks (27 yrs ago) by her boss. Everyone had to go. She didn’t want to quit, wasn’t interested in quitting, and just did it ’cause it was mandatory. She smoked a LOT. Until that session.

    She hasn’t smoked since.

  238. Wipes tear from eye. Roamy’s so sweet.

    What’s wrong with the rest of you hosefockers?

    Not all that spun up about RedHeads. Green Eyed Blonds on the other hand….

  239. Wouldn’t it be fun to have a hostage meet-up in Vegas?

    I’m not much of a Vegas gal, they’re just so much to see/ do.

    Or we could just sit around a pool all day drinking.

  240. Or we could just sit around a pool all day drinking.

    No, because you suckers would stuff the Cat in the Carrier, install some floaties, and play “Sink the BattleShip”……

  241. Mornin’

    Just watching reruns of yesterday’s embarrassing congressional hearings with Goldman Sachs.

    Why must we elect such stupid people? Why?

  242. Speaking of Hot GreenEyed Blonds, Miss Sohos, I really thought about trying to get up with y’all when I was over in Galveston. It was supposed to be a quick trip, and come back to work on another project. Didn’t work out that way. When that supply boat got done with me, both me and the cat carrier smelled of Diesel Fuel, Stale, Used Condoms, and Dried Tears. And the day before wasn’t any better. I went to New Orleans to test out a re-power we had done on a little river pushboat. Only 1200 horse power. First thing when I hook up the computer to data log, I get the dogs**t knocked out of me by a power cord with an exposed wire. We go to push the bank to get 50%, 75%. and 100% power readings so we can send them in to the factory. I got the 50, and the 75 readings, had just gone up to the wheelhouse, and told them to go to 100%. It had been there a couple of minutes, and fully up to rated exhaust temperature.We are Blasting water across the Harvey Industrial Canal. I turned around to record the data on the laptop, the ‘puter was on the steering hydraulic tank behind the port engine, and all of the sudden, I smelled diesel fuel. I turned around, and a fuel line was spraying fuel on a hot exhaust manifold!!!! There were no deck plates on the floor, and you walk on the bottom of the angled bottom of the boat, with pipes, valves, and beams running everywhere, and I figured I die being burned alive with two broken legs. White Smoke instantly filled the engine room, and I was sure it was going to catch fire any second. On my way up the stairs, I hit the Emergency Stop. Only by the Grace of God did the boat not burn down. The factory had left a fuel line loose, and the vibration of the boat shook it loose, causing all the commotion. After the Adrenalin Shakes left, we finished the test, and made a mad dash to Wal-Mart for some Urine-Free Drawers. Louisiana has Drive-Thru Daiquiri Shops. I hit two of them before I got “home”, and Cats don’t do Hard Liquor…. Then the Freakin’ Weekend got worse. And my favorite hump lady is bitching about “Mondays” at the Mother-Ship…..I’m just gonna go crawl back in my bunker….

  243. Kitteh don’t know nuthin’ ’bout paragraph breaks.

  244. Stale, Used Condoms, and Dried Tears.

    *** Oops, cuts Royalty Check to Wiser ***

    STFU Yankee Andy. Proper Ranting does not involve paragraph breaks…

  245. Yankee Andy

    Them’s fightin’ words!

  246. Them’s fightin’ words!

    Hey, down here, anybody North of I-10 is a Yankee….

  247. Sox, you make me laugh every morning you’re here. Thank you.

  248. Glad you are okay, Sox. Sounds like you have had your butt-pucker quota for a while.

  249. Good job not asploding, cat.

    Ember has mentioned these drive through daiquiri shops before, and I must admit I’m intrigued by the concept.

  250. HHD has arrived! Getcha a cup of coffee and enjoy.

  251. HAHAHAHAHA.

    We all pissed off Olby last night. Damn that was funny.

    It seems right and good that I had a chance to irritate the fuck out of him. He’s certainly irritated me.

  252. Good morning, sons. How are all of you racist starfish monkey biters?

    Lesson for today: http://tinyurl.com/23nmfn8


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