Monday TittyWeb Roundup

The booger-eating morons in Hollywood are doing yet another retread of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles next year.  Here’s what they’re going to look like.

That should make kids poop their pants.

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Clarice?

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Are you familiar with Groupon?  No, it’s not orgy related.  Unfortunately.  You pick your city and give them your email address and they send you an awesome coupon each day.  Usually for restaurants, spas, concerts and that sort of crap.  Some of the deals are awesome so you should sign up.  Send me 50% of the money you save you cheap bastard.

Here’s a video for those of you that can’t read.

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Fin.

299 Comments

  1. Those pants make you look fat.

  2. I’m tempted to send my mom that pie chart…

  3. Don’t does it, man!

    I be tappin’ Shineka like a telegraph key!

  4. Shinequa Damnit!! It’s spelled Shinequa.

  5. Mrs. Peel,

    Ask you rmom to send me some pie. While you’re up.

  6. You are the reason
    I’ve been waiting all these years.
    Somebody holds the key.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1J5sMv28Q

  7. I bet Shineka is hot.

  8. I bet Shineka is hot.

    Rosie, did you see compos’s “starfish” pic? I think you were away.

  9. I did see it and then threw up on myself.

  10. Rosettabobetta,

    Why didn’t you answer my questions in the last thread?

    Am I going to have to start stalking you on the Hoosegow Love website?

  11. I did see it and then threw up on myself.

    So it was like 9 pm on any day then?

  12. I bet Shineka is chicken to marry him.

  13. I bet Shineka is chicken to marry him.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  14. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

  15. I bet Shineka is pregnant.

    Fixed it.

  16. Rosetta are you going to be in CT in July so I can personally polish your noggin with fresh bratwurst grease? I love you, buddy! http://tinyurl.com/2dv785u

  17. Shineka?
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-black-women-eating-Fried-Chicken/236920783887

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaeleventy11!!!111

  18. I bet Shineka is 15.

    Fixed it again

  19. I bet Shineka is his baby momma.

    fixed it yet again.

  20. Brewfan????????

    http://tinyurl.com/27g7vhg

  21. I bet Shineka fucks like an earthquake.

    fixed it.

  22. I bet Shineka has a very very large ass.

    fixed it.

  23. I bet Shineka is chicken to marry him.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    Why didn’t you answer my questions in the last thread?

    Here are the answers: (1) you were dropped on your head as a baby and (2) Bankok trannies charge you more to jerk them off than they charge pendejo.

  24. Rosie, click on the FaceChimp link above.

  25. (2) Bankok trannies charge you more to jerk them off than they charge pendejo.

    That’s because BiW has to include a ‘finders fee’ IYKWIMAITTYD

  26. Rosetta are you going to be in CT in July so I can personally polish your noggin with fresh bratwurst grease?

    Yes and I will Taze you if you get within 100 feet.

    I love you, buddy! http://tinyurl.com/2dv785u

    Har!

    http://tinyurl.com/2ezbvpr

  27. Tazers!

    * adds to list *

  28. Shineka’s wedding march?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed49S2nyBD0

  29. I saw, Clint. She’s hot.

    And probably sweaty.

  30. Brewfan and Jason Beiber

    http://tinyurl.com/2fesptf

  31. Yes and I will Taze you if you get within 100 feet.

    Ha! Once I ply you with drinks you’ll be putty in my hands. BTW, scott and I are organizing a group to TP wiserbud’s house. You in?

  32. I noticed that Kevlarchick signed onto the moron meet up board.

  33. I be tappin’ Shineka like a telegraph key!

    Exhibit ZZ in “MCPO inadvertently reveals his age.”

  34. Brewfan and Jason Beiber

    who?

  35. BTW, scott and I are organizing a group to TP go to wiserbud’s house and sit across the street waiting for wiserdaughter to open the shades

    FTFY

  36. Mrs. Peel – I also worked with a teletype machine for a year. You had to continually press the shift key (when not actually typing) or someone would take the telephone line.

  37. BTW, scott and I are organizing a group to TP wiserbud’s house. You in?

    Yes. I’ll also pour sugar in his gas tank.

  38. I had a great idea, one that would have made Rosetta wet his pants but it looks like it ain’t gonna happen.

  39. I just heard of that Bieber kid for the first time today myself. He needs a haircut. *shakes cane*

  40. “I had a great idea, one that would have made Rosetta wet his pants but it looks like it ain’t gonna happen.”

    Pudding fight?

  41. MCPO tweets to his tweeps:

    http://is.gd/bJ2FG

  42. When Western Union announced that they were ending the telegram part of their business, I blogged something to this effect:

    “This is terrible! Now, a whole generation will grow up not knowing those classic words:

    Western Union man
    Bad news in his hand
    Knocking at the door
    Telling me the score

    Wait…that might have already happened.”

  43. I had a great idea, one that would have made Rosetta wet his pants but it looks like it ain’t gonna happen.

    Tie him to DaveInWater?

  44. >> so I can personally polish your noggin with fresh bratwurst grease?

    whoa.

    *backs away

  45. BrewFan, quit trying to turn this thread into one of your sick lemon parties.

  46. Oooh Shinequa, you so fine
    I wanna do you from behind….

  47. “What hath God wrought”

  48. “Watson, come here! I need you!”

  49. BrewFan, quit trying to turn this thread into one of your sick lemon parties.

    L to R: BrewFan, Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/2drv9b3

  50. Kwantrell, git cho lazy ass back to work and fry me up some chicken!

  51. Idiots.

    http://tinyurl.com/27fzfkj

  52. *points at Tom Friedman, laughs*

    http://tinyurl.com/39rljuj

  53. I want the horse scott linked. WANT IT BAAAAAAAD!

    see? Didn’t I sound like a goat just then?

  54. Well alright!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXu61ZXgWE

  55. What is ratatouille?

  56. PJ really wants a tiny horse!

    http://is.gd/bJ5oK

  57. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/3yglodz

  58. Hahahahaha. That goat yelling “Mom” is the best.

  59. Ha! Once I ply you with drinks you’ll be putty in my hands. BTW, scott and I are organizing a group to TP wiserbud’s house. You in?

    Mheh. Ply. TP. I see what you did there. I’m in, BTW.

  60. Bask in the hate:

  61. For Rosie

  62. Hello, Hostages. Feck I’m tired.

  63. Oh, background on that video here:

    http://is.gd/bJ5XR

  64. Joe Sestak is a giant douche and a liar.

  65. Does anybody know why YouTube is so slow lately?

  66. Does anybody know why YouTube is so slow lately?

    Is this a rhetorical question?

  67. Brewfan, check your internet cables.. are there any knots or kinks in the wires?

  68. Is it plugged in? Try plugging it in.

  69. Is the ON/OFF switch in the ON position?

  70. Brewfan, check your internet cables.. are there any knots or kinks in the wires?

    Wires? Dude, that’s string.

  71. Is this a rhetorical question?

    No.

    Brewfan, check your internet cables.. are there any knots or kinks in the wires?

    No. And I made sure the cupholder is closed.

  72. Is it plugged in? Try plugging it in.

    Is the gerbil still there, or did it get used for something else?

  73. *tackles Tattoo, gives her “new pair of shoes”*

  74. *tackles Tattoo, gives her “new pair of shoes”*

    *elbows Rosie in the nuts and takes his new pair of stilettos. *

  75. Is the gerbil still there, or did it get used for something else?

    Rosetta has never been to my house, so we can rule out gerbil foul play.

  76. Try a smoke test. I don’t want to insult your intelligence explaining that, I know you are technical.

  77. Rosetta has never been to my house, so we can rule out gerbil foul play.

    Did you feed it?

  78. Did you feed it?

    This brings back bad memories of when Mrs. BrewFan went to visit her family in California and left me in charge of taking care of the finches. *tear rolls down cheek*

  79. Poor baby.

  80. How can you fuck up taking care of birds? Didn’t you have children?

  81. Cuffy does dog impression.

    http://tinyurl.com/28otnph

  82. How can you fuck up taking care of birds? Didn’t you have children?

    This brings back bad memories of when Mrs. BrewFan went to visit her family in California and left me in charge of taking care of the finches children. *tear rolls down cheek*

  83. Cuffy does dog impression.

    Is Cuffy the two legged one w/ the funny facial expression, and the handfuls of teat? Or is he the four legged one w/ the funky asshole?

  84. How can you fuck up taking care of birds? Didn’t you have children?

    Hahahahahaha.

    BUM FIGHT!!!

  85. Cuffy and his date sneak out of the post prom activities

    http://tinyurl.com/28otnph

  86. Is Cuffy the two legged one w/ the funny facial expression, and the handfuls of teat? Or is he the four legged one w/ the funky asshole?

    Let’s just say that my favorite store on the planet is “Buckets, Tubs & Feeders” and I enjoy watching teen romance/vampire shows on second-rate television networks. You know, like xbrad.

  87. Let’s just say that my favorite store on the planet is “Buckets, Tubs & Feeders” and I enjoy watching teen romance/vampire shows on second-rate television networks. You know, like xbrad.

    Hmmm, there aren’t any 14 yr old girls in that picture?

  88. But I’m wearing my CW shirt, Tats!


  89. But I’m wearing my CW shirt, Tats!

    Oh! Sorry, I didn’t realize that was female.

  90. Bottom of the 3rd and already 11 runs in this ball game. The American League is a joke.

  91. I honestly don’t know what’s on CW — but I do know xbrad wildly skews the Nielsen demos with his affinity for One Tree Hill, Dawson’s Creek and Buffy.

  92. At a previous moron meet-up, I just happened to film Rosetta putting his flip flops on.

  93. Cuffy’s goatses-milking music.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYP9hWSZ6q8

  94. >> left me in charge of taking care of the finches children. *tear rolls down cheek*

    HAHAHAHAHA. My kids still give me the stinkeye whenever they visit and ask “what’s for dinner?” and I say “fend for yourself, I had a sammich”.

  95. I love the dude around :25 who stops and nudges his flipflop closer.

  96. Rosetta gets his finches in the mood:

    http://is.gd/bJ7VH

  97. Does anybody know why YouTube is so slow lately?

    Maybe you need to defibrillate your hard drive.

  98. dearlord, the Kenny G comments:

    That’s baby making music or dentist visit music, either way you get drilled.

  99. At a previous moron meet-up, I just happened to film Rosetta putting his flip flops on.

    That was much funnier when it was in my post yesterday.

    Michael are speshul.

    http://tinyurl.com/2f2prj6

  100. and I say “fend for yourself, I had a sammich”.

    I still give Mr. Beasn the stink eye over the memory of me coming home to him eating lunch and the children sitting on the floor watching him all crabby.

    me – did the kids eat yet?
    him – no
    me – is there a reason why you are feeding yourself and letting the kids starve?
    him – I figure I eat first for the energy, then I feed them
    me – *stinkeye*

    Moms always feed their kids first or at least sit down with them for lunch.

  101. Dude! That is one retarded tiger!!!

  102. him – I figure I eat first for the energy, then I feed them

    Sounds like pretty sound logic to me.

  103. With oxygen masks on planes it always parents first.

  104. ‘Sup, goat milkers?

  105. Hahahahaha. I just discovered retarded tiger.

    He’s my new favorite.

    http://tinyurl.com/27lc29b

  106. That was much funnier when it was in my post yesterday.

    Post? What post?

    Nobody reads the posts here.

  107. Let’s get motivated guys!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/29c8gzv

  108. well. . ?

    http://tinyurl.com/2fej6x8

  109. Survived the drive to Whidbey.

    I can hear some Prowlers in the pattern, but can’t see ’em.

  110. Your best link ever MCPO.

    I give it 9.75 hairy heads.

  111. >> With oxygen masks on planes it always parents first.

    And if it’s two kids, you have to pick the one you like best to help first.

    Michael, good news buddy!

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/300978.php

  112. xBrad on a Saturday night: http://tinyurl.com/2eoftpj

  113. This oxygen mask thing makes Rosetta’s pants tight:

    http://is.gd/bJ95d

  114. Staying power drug? It’s not whiskey?

  115. Whiskey can have unwanted side effects.

    See label for details.

  116. I don’t watch Dawson’s Creek.

  117. Chief killed a kitten.

  118. MCPO hates kittens.

  119. I don’t watch Dawson’s Creek.

    HAHAHA! I was hoping you’d see that.

  120. He has killed entire herds.

  121. Chief killed a kitten.

    So?

  122. Hahahahahahahaha!

    http://tinyurl.com/27ultzl

  123. “Why do you hate me, Chief FuzzyWhiskers?”

    http://is.gd/bJ9jc

  124. WHOthefuck knits a sweater for a fucking cat?!

  125. People in Washington apparently don’t grasp the whole “go fast in the left lane, go slow in the right lane” concept.

  126. him – I figure I eat first for the energy, then I feed them

    Sounds like pretty sound logic to me.

    How hard is it to make two more sammiches while preparing your own?

  127. Hahaha.

    The fucking of the poor-communication chicken continues unabated.

    http://tinyurl.com/2e5ypop

  128. How hard is it to make two more sammiches while preparing your own?

    Pretty damn hard.

  129. “WHOthefuck knits a sweater for a fucking cat?!”

    Really, really, really bored people?

  130. WHOthefuck knits a sweater for a fucking cat?!

    *hides needles behind back*

    …but…but, kittens are so tiny and not as hairy as their adult kitteh counterparts

  131. The 1970’s were a swinging time for BrewFan:

    http://is.gd/bJ9LH

  132. Anyone want to write the rest of this paper on surface plasmon resonance for me? I’m pretty burned out on the subject. And I still don’t have a clue what a plasmon is. (It’s some sort of bizarre electric wave, I think.)

  133. Mrs Peel

    Just chuck this in there and say fin.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BicT13ecUbc&feature=player_embedded

  134. Anyone want to write the rest of this paper on surface plasmon resonance for me?

    Uhhhhh, no.

  135. Just chuck this in there and say fin.

    However, in return for this, I will need you to do a 30 min presentation on native Nebraska wildflowers.

  136. I don’t know why James Bottomtooth singing Amazing Grace is so funny but it is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lowk1ZnJTQs

  137. Rosetta – Even the NYT is swallowing hard on that!

  138. Plasmon!!! Dog Plasmon!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-9bOLMhnNo

  139. >> Anyone want to write the rest of this paper on surface plasmon resonance for me?

    I got it.

    Plasmon is one of the moons of Saturn.

    Hope we get an A!

  140. Plasmon is one of the moons of Saturn.

    Saturn has 62 moons, and I still don’t think you’re right.

  141. I had plasmon once.

  142. shut it

  143. Overlooking Duguala Bay on the north end of Whidbey Island.

    http://tinyurl.com/2b2ot6m

  144. However, in return for this, I will need you to do a 30 min presentation on native Nebraska wildflowers.

    “This one smells pretty and has shiny red leaves, so I planted it outside. Just be sure to keep the cat off it. And now, *change slides* THIS one makes me sneeze. My professional opinion is that it sucks.”

  145. Anyone want to write the rest of this paper on surface plasmon resonance for me?

    Are you kidding?!?

    I love that shit. I could talk about it for hours and hours.

    Just ask me anything about it.

  146. xBrad – Ruined picture. There’s a bug on the lens.

  147. Plasmon is code of Pure Luthern Doctrine?

  148. Rosetta – Even the NYT is swallowing hard on that!

    The left is so far gone that it doesn’t even matter to them that everyone knows they’re full of shit. Unpopular because of a bad job of communicating? Oh. Ok.

    After November maybe they will seek therapy.

  149. Overlooking Duguala Bay on the north end of Whidbey Island.

    http://tinyurl.com/2b2ot6m

    Who’s the ugly fat woman?

  150. After November maybe they will seek therapy know that stupid cracker voters don’t understand how intelligent they are.

    FTFY

  151. Michael, please explain the effect of transverse magnetic waves on a deep diffraction silver grating. And then explain why I should give a flying fuck. 500 words or less please.

  152. >> Michael, please explain the effect of transverse magnetic waves on a deep diffraction silver grating.

    It gets all fogged up and you can’t see shit.

    But yeah, who cares?

  153. The long wait is over!

    Chuck D from Public Enemy has a blog post up at HuffBlow about the AZ immigration bill.

    Word.

  154. please explain the effect of transverse magnetic waves on a deep diffraction silver grating.

    It dicks up the antimicrobial properties of silver and my long johns and wicked tech socks get all stinky.

  155. Max Planck is a funny name.

    “Hello, I’m Ultimate Lumber.”

  156. “And then explain why I should give a flying fuck.”

    Man, that brings me right back to 1984.

  157. I didn’t use that kind of language in 1984, Scott.

  158. I didn’t use that kind of language in 1984, Scott.

    Pretty sure I might’ve. At least once. Vague recollections of eating soap afterwards.

  159. Niels Bohr is another knee-slapper.

  160. My favorite scientist name is Count Alessandro Giuseppe Antonio Anastasio Volta! I always mentally pronounce it with an exclamation mark.

  161. Anyone else have a hard time getting through this?

    http://www.modernghana.com/newsthread/272902/1/116355#showcomments

    Man, I thought I had the attention span of a gnat, but I must be retarded too because this was not a fun read for me.

  162. Mr. Ember has the traditional “bulls-eye” tick bite that is associated with Lyme Disease. My mother has been suffering from Lyme Disease for 12 years and it’s been really horrid for her. FML.

  163. Well, either I or my sister…I think it was me…did say “GottaZIT!!” when toys wouldn’t cooperate. Mom put a stop to that once she realized I was actually saying “God-damn-shit.”

  164. Doctor STAT! Antibiotics early on can usually take care of the issue.

  165. Michael, please explain the effect of transverse magnetic waves on a deep diffraction silver grating.

    Ball bearings. Maybe you need a refresher course.

  166. what she said.. hittin Lyme early can make a beeg diff.

  167. Z is there a tick that you can send off and have tested?

  168. Speaking of refresher courses … looks like I took one in HTML FAIL!

  169. PJ, yeah, that’s your typical academic. Writes as densely as possible to conceal the fact that he has very little to say.

    Ember, that sucks. Is there anything at all you (and he) can do?

  170. No tick left. We noticed the bite this morning, scheduled a doctor’s appointment for tomorrow. If my mom had gone in when she saw the bite (she scheduled an appointment, then someone convinced her it was just a spider bite and she cancelled), she wouldn’t still be fighting the fucking thing, but she ended up going a year without being diagnosed, so it’s pretty advanced in her.

    I will be taking him to the doc, since I’ve been dealing with my mother’s doctors for long enough and know what to say and ask. I just have a very high aversion to this fucking disease.

    I will always remember being 15 years old, and my mother telling me that she wanted to die. It was really, really difficult for her and for me.

  171. Is Peel talking about Magnetic plasmon resonance,
    or just SPR emission?

  172. Micheal’s flip flop video above reminded me of this scene.

  173. “GottaZIT!!”

    hahaha, that’s cute.

    I’m using it.

  174. I will be taking him to the doc, since I’ve been dealing with my mother’s doctors for long enough and know what to say and ask. I just have a very high aversion to this fucking disease.

    Even if the test comes back negative, hit it w/ antibiotics anyway. There’s a new test out that’s better, but I don’t think it’s widespread yet.

  175. dang sky, hope hubby’s ok

  176. “Even if the test comes back negative, hit it w/ antibiotics anyway. There’s a new test out that’s better, but I don’t think it’s widespread yet.”

    Test won’t even be effective at this time; they are generally recommended for 2-6 weeks after initial point of infection. I plan on simply demanding the antibiotic, and if that doctor won’t give it to him, I will find another doctor.

  177. >>Is Peel talking about Magnetic plasmon resonance,
    or just SPR emission?

    Yes.

  178. Just pour a lot of gas on Mr. Ember and set him on fire. That’s what TRUE Southerners do.

  179. Michael, please explain the effect of transverse magnetic waves on a deep diffraction silver grating.

    It’s bad. Real bad. Fucks the grating up. They wear out real fast if you do that shit.

    And then explain why I should give a flying fuck. 500 words or less please.

    Silver gratings don’t grow on trees, honey. They cost money.

  180. “Just pour a lot of gas on Mr. Ember and set him on fire. That’s what TRUE Southerners do.”

    I will take that advice under advisement.

  181. Keep a shovel handy to beat down the flames, Ember.

  182. Up here, we just rub some Windex on it.

  183. evanescent waves and evanescent wave coupling? Geeks need to get out more!

  184. Anyone else have a hard time getting through this?

    Guy thinks he’s smart regurgitating all them big words he has heard in his college educating….but can’t put them in sensible order. I couldn’t figure out if he or racist Gates was bashing Africans for selling their kin or who resented who for bringing up that factoid and calling it a lie. Dumbshit…him, not you.

  185. I just don’t want to run into the same crap we ran into with my mother. Doctors kept telling her that you couldn’t get it in Nevada – you could get it in California. To paraphrase, you can fucking see California from her house. What, are the ticks jumping off at state lines? Now, her county is listed as “No Risk” on the CDC website, while the California county that borders her house is listed as “Low Risk”.

    Our parish is listed at “Low Risk”, so, hopefully, I won’t have some jackass telling me that he couldn’t possibly contract Lyme Disease ’cause they just don’t have deer ticks in Lafayette Parish or some shit.

  186. I managed to gather that the author thinks Gates is overstating the role Africans played in selling African slaves. I’m mildly ashamed of myself for being able to understand that bilge.

  187. We had a storm last night that spawned 1000 lightning strikes in 5 min. It was AWESOME!

  188. Steamboat McGoo caught and got treated for lyme, last year, I think. He didn’t enjoy either.

    http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?s=lyme

  189. I will always remember being 15 years old, and my mother telling me that she wanted to die. It was really, really difficult for her and for me.

    Ouch.

    Sky, that’s what most of us call emotionally abusive behavior. There is no excuse for laying that on an adolescent.

  190. You can’t go out in direct sunlight on the antibiotics that they prescribe for Lyme, which will piss off the little one to no end. Heh.

  191. My eyes started burning reading that article. I couldn’t get past the first few sentences.

  192. *preemptively punches Mr. Ember’s doctor* Ok, softened him up a bit for you.

  193. Hello Hostages!

    I hereby formally apologize to the people of Taiwan. Didn’t know my own strength.

  194. hahaha, where did you post your boobs romy?

  195. sky, I had a bullseye tick bite like Mr. Ember a few years back. The doctor should order a blood test and prescribe an antibiotic. Then in a few weeks the doctor will order another blood test. If Mr. Ember takes the antibiotic faithfully all will be well.

  196. Mrs. Peel, I came to the same conclusion after reading it a few times. I’m surprised Gates would even mention such a thing in the first place, if he did at all.

    Did the author think Europeans, who were getting sold into slavery themselves – ‘hello, Algiers, Morocco, etc’……..just walked on in and rounded everyone up? Is he totally ignorant of the muslim and arab traders who lurved them some black booty (as in treasure) too? Can’t remember what they nicknamed the trail through the desert….

  197. What did Romy do?

  198. The long wait is over!

    Chuck D from Public Enemy has a blog post up at HuffBlow about the AZ immigration bill.

    Word.

    I hate being right about shit like that.

    I prefer to remember them this way:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU

  199. Is Mrs Peel working on photonic circuits and Extraordinary optical transmission (EOT)?

  200. HA.

    First Hooters I ever visited was in Taipei.

    At the time, I thought they should have called it “Twinkies”

  201. I got Lyme Disease when I was a lawn design and maintenance engineer (mowhead).

    Its worse than waking up naked sticky, and next to BrewFan.

  202. XBrad, I took part in the boobquake effort. A 6.9 earthquake hit Taiwan this morning.

  203. “Anyone else have a hard time getting through this?

    http://www.modernghana.com/newsthread/272902/1/116355#showcomments

    Man, I thought I had the attention span of a gnat, but I must be retarded too because this was not a fun read for me.”

    PJM! That was like teh best article I’ve ever read. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

    *Retreats to medicine cabinent for a quick picker upper.*

  204. I was bit by a brown recluse 15 years ago. It fell down my shirt from my sunroof. I was lucky I have a big knot that has not necroticized at all. Brown Recluse sucks.

  205. >>Is Mrs Peel working on photonic circuits and Extraordinary optical transmission (EOT)?

    Mrs. Peel doesn’t know WTF you’re talking about. How about some nice puppy pics instead?

  206. Just reading Wikipedia Mrs Peel

    Uploading Chester and Zeke pics for you now. Give me a sec.

  207. Mrs. Peel, I can’t help you with the optical imaging, but I can help with the mirrors and other optics.

  208. PJM! That was like teh best article I’ve ever read. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

    hahaha

    suck it!

  209. PJM, there is photographic evidence, but I did not post it anywhere.

  210. No Clint
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse
    but you were close

  211. Post it!

    Post it!

  212. How is this Mrs Peel?
    DSC_8050

  213. Chester and Zeke
    Chester and Zeke

  214. Hanging out by the fan
    Hanging out by the fan

  215. Mare????

    http://tinyurl.com/32ymtng

  216. The last house we lived in, was infested with brown recluse. I’m surprised noone was bitten.

    We left for a weekend and had the bug man bomb the house.

  217. Miss Sohos!!! How ya doing tonight, SYT??

  218. OK, I’ve been here 2 1/2 hours.

    I’m tired of the rain.

  219. xBrad – When the sun comes out, that area is gorgeous.

  220. They are sneaky Bastards Beasn!

  221. Awww Sohos!

  222. OK, I’ve been here 2 1/2 hours.

    I’m tired of the rain.

    I don’t know how you take the relentless sunshine.

    I’d be up on a watertower with a .50 cal shooting anything that moves.

  223. Xbrad, trade ya the unending rain for the tornado front.

  224. Chester and Zeke fight!
    DSC_8058

  225. It’s pretty nice, even with the rain and overcast, MCPO. And it is nice to hear some J52s again. Still haven’t seen one of the new EF-18s, but I’ll get around to that in a day or so.

    BiW, Irvine doesn’t have relentless sunshine. We quite often have a marine layer overcast.

    We just don’t get a lot of rain.

  226. Heh. http://ow.ly/17bzgP

  227. Roamy, Whidbey gets hurricane force winds every year.

  228. Tattoo
    The box in the background has all of your books in it. Sorry I really really need to mail it to you!
    DSC_8087

  229. Son of heh. http://bit.ly/be1fkq

  230. Black Light, Vmax?

    Is that a Stephen Hunter book?

  231. Stink eye!
    Stink Eye

  232. PUPPIES! *tackles dogs and pets them into submission*

    (ps, this tactic also works on Will)

  233. Did you go to the original size X?
    Yup Stephen Hunter is a fave of mine.

  234. Teeth!
    DSC_8076

  235. I just opened it up, V, and it was big.

    Yeah, I think that’s the one where Earl gets kilt, right? Pretty sure I’ve read most of his books.

  236. V, my niece has a mutt about twice the size of a softball, and a Great Dane.

    The tiny little mutt is the alpha dog. Funny to watch her chase the Great Dane around the yard.

  237. more fights!
    DSC_8058

  238. And as I was leaving the hotel this morning, there was not one, but TWO chocolate labs.

  239. More pup pics
    DSC_8047

  240. You are right X,
    Many times the tiny dog is not disciplined because it is so small. I am Alpha of my pack, Bear Zeke and Chester are all beta, so being submissive is not a problem with 3 unneutered male dogs

  241. **waits impatiently for the evidence Romy was talking about**

    C’mon.

    I got to see an Emberpic today. Make this a perfect day.

  242. Well Chester was neutered last week, he does not know it yet. So they are still working things out.

    Chocolates are cool!

  243. I remember seeing an episode of Dog Whisperer where a yappy little rat dog was ruling the roost. The couple would try to give it its medicine, and it would snarl and snap. A dog would do that to me exactly once.

    (I hate yappy little dogs. When it comes to dogs, I say go big or go home. And I must say, when I walk Pepper, the big dogs are much more polite and well-behaved – they come up to say hi, exchange sniffs, then let us continue on our way – and the little yappy dogs are more likely to attempt to bite her.)

  244. “I got to see an Emberpic today. Make this a perfect day.”

    Well, it was boobquake day.

  245. XBrad, it wasn’t nearly as good as the one on the Hostage bewb page.

  246. Did Romy cause a earthquake in Taiwan with here boobies?
    Email me the pics Romy, I will cherish them.

  247. *debates whether to submit a pic to hostage boob page* I guess it depends on how Will would feel about not being the only man who’s ever seen my super-sexy bra.

    In the drawer. I totally wasn’t wearing it at the time. Honest.

  248. It may be good, Roamy. It may not be good.

    The important thing is, it is different.

  249. her, sorry not here

  250. We respect you Mrs Peel,
    But show us your super sexy bra!

  251. **looking for Ember’s pic, because she probably wore an awesome corset

  252. Peel runs around braless when Will’s about? Lucky guy.

  253. Nah, Romy, just dressed up like a skanky video game girl. It’s over at DPUD.

  254. At least it’s at DPUD and not IB. *whew*

  255. Why on earth would I give IB Emberpics? I reserve that for boosting readership places that I blog at!

  256. Keep PJ away from the Overnight Thread.

    There’s turtles, and they’ll never forgive us if there’s a bloodbath.

  257. Good night all!

  258. Nobody likes a quitter, Vmax.

  259. I totally wasn’t wearing it at the time.

    Digging herself yet deeper…

  260. Yeah, Geoff, I kinda think I was getting the wrong message from her there.

  261. Have I mentioned that I fucking hate ticks? *grumbles. takes a jello shot*

  262. **taps bowl on window**

    Jello? It’s no pudding, but it will do…

  263. By the way, officially, orange jello with vanilla vodka is fucking delicious. *hands one to xbrad* People were fighting over who got the orange ones at the festival this weekend.

  264. **tries to slam jello shot**

    **ends up with jello in eyes**

    OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Who knew vodka infused jello would burn?

  265. I’ve never actually seen someone fail at taking a jello shot.

  266. Honey, I can FAIL at all kinds of stuff you thought would come naturally.

    But unlike Dave in Water, I’ve never fallen in Long Island Sound.

  267. “But unlike Dave in Water, I’ve never fallen in Long Island Sound.”

    Obviously, you just haven’t been drunk enough.

  268. Oh, I’ve been drunk enough.

    Just haven’t been very close to Long Island Sound.

    Puget Sound,sure…

  269. I don’t know that I’ve ever fallen into a Sound, come to think of it.

  270. Somes Sound, Maine.

  271. I was thrown off a tugboat a few times.

  272. Wet T-shirt pics to follow, I hope, Romy…

  273. what happened here?

    http://tinyurl.com/2djfahk

  274. “what happened here?”

    I’m … not sure I want to know.

  275. I always wanted to like LFB on The Practice, but damn that woman needed to eat a sammich.

  276. Ooh. I want a sammich.

  277. You want a sammich, Ember.

    You don’t need a sammich.

  278. Yeah, but the more we talk about sammiches, the more I want one.

  279. http://scanwiches.com/

  280. what happened here?

    http://tinyurl.com/2djfahk

    Great googly moogly!

  281. I caved in and made a sammich.

  282. What’s on your sammich?

  283. More importantly, why idn’t you make me one while you were up?

  284. White bread, mustard, shredded lettuce, peppercinis, turkey, swiss cheese.

    And, I’ll admit, xbrad, I didn’t make it. Mr. Ember made it ’cause I whined too much about being hungry.

  285. Didn’t.

  286. **puts Mr. Ember on the “kill soon” list**

  287. I have some string cheese here I’m not going to eat.

  288. I’ll take it!

    All I’ve had today is a bagel, a chicken sammich, chicken wings, and a pizza.

  289. “All I’ve had today is a bagel, a chicken sammich, chicken wings, and a pizza.”

    Add string cheese to your list. *hands over string cheese*

    on that note, I should go to bed. Long day tomorrow. G’night!

  290. I’m stuffed full of barbecue. Today was my brother’s birfday, so we took him out here for dinner.

  291. There was easily 100 pounds of meat at the reception for the wedding. Unfortunately, I have NO idea where all the leftovers went. I was really looking forward to having some more chicken, pork, beef, turporken, and buffalo.

  292. Damn.

    Died early tonight.

  293. And it didn’t even leave a pretty corpse.

  294. The dead skunk on the side of the road I saw today had a better looking corpse, and smelled better, too.

  295. wakey wakey

  296. SOX!!!

    I was in Galveston on Sunday.


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