Spring fresh, high speed poat time

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  1. I love youtube only because it generated stuff like “Charlie Bit Me.” Which is the best video ever made.

  2. I like youtube because it keeps Clint busy looking for stuff instead of hanging around here.

  3. I like this cat video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0bLgQOI3o

  4. I like beans because her video reminded me of this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8&feature=related

  5. This is my favorite:

  6. I like Hotspur because he linked a video I’ve never seen and it’s awesome.

  7. If you like that one, Mare, try this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUpfqO7jIwc&feature

  8. How’d we get a ton of hits from Ace’s yesterday?

  9. *Flings starfish poo at xbrad.*

  10. Dave, always links us during HHD to make us look like a gay site.

  11. For Sean and Xbrad…

  12. Something I’ve believed for a long time:

    http://www.alipac.us//modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=5156

  13. Alternate forms of transportation are called for on Earth Day!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml1696pN-yE

  14. HAHAHA!!!

  15. Just one song. . . and I’ll choose it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpUpJGG8iGU

  16. I could give a shit if Graham is gay. His asshole behavior eclipses anything else that he is.

    Are they saying he may be an asshole because he is being blackmailed and wants to keep his homosexuality in the closet?

    I know the majority of Americans are against gay marriage, but I just don’t get it.

  17. Yes, the group wants to make sure that he’s not being pressured to pursue legislation that is incredibly unpopular in the republican party and the population in general.

  18. Anyone who has ever seen and heard Graham who doesn’t see him as a fudgepacker is deaf, dumb, blind, and retarded.

    There. Teabaggy enough for you?

  19. Mare,
    now THAT would be news. Pressure to vote a certain way or else he would be exposed as gay.

    He is such a prick, that’s his biggest problem.

    He is an asshole who happens to be gay.

  20. Yes, he’s obviously gay. He’s 52, never been married and looks like a woman. Not a big shocker. But I do wonder why he supports stuff that absolutely does not need supporting now or ever.

    Remember he has a hand in the Cap and Tax stuff.

  21. Henry?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    http://tinyurl.com/37a2s77

  22. I could give a shit if Graham is gay.

    HAHAHA! For a split second I thought PJ had made a startling discovery about one of her boys.

  23. YOu took the words right outta my mouth Cuffy. I was like “what, is he puttin on makeup?”

  24. *wonders whether I should starfish-roll Dave with a blind link*

  25. Henry is waaaaaaysted.

  26. Need car parts? This place is awesome http://car-part.com/

  27. *was totally expecting Starfish instead of car parts*

  28. Big. Swinging. Dick.

    http://is.gd/bE9fA

    Cheney rocks.

  29. If Graham came out and kissed Elton John on live TV, I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass, especially if he suddenly decided to vote like Paul Ryan.

  30. HOLY BALLS — these wasabi covered peanuts I’m munching on are kicking my ass!

  31. HOLY BALLS — these wasabi covered peanuts I’m munching on are kicking my ass!

    You’re eating with the wrong hole.

  32. That wasn’t a Graham joke. These things are srsly hot and clearing out my pollen-clogged sinuses bigtime.

  33. Hey Cuffy, I’ve got 13 hours to learn synthetic aperture RADAR. Any tips?

  34. The peanuts will get there eventually.

  35. synthetic aperture RADAR. Any tips?
    The peanuts will get there eventually.

    hahahahahahahaha

  36. leon, you are speaking-the-greek to me, buddy!

    I do strategic systems simulation where I can tell you where the best location for a BMD sensor is on the globe given a threat scenario — but can’t get in the weeds on how that sensor actually performs nut-n-bolt-wise.

  37. Somehow, I don’t think Dave was trying to help me.

  38. hey, it’s an aperture

  39. Worst vintage porn ever.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjoxahs

  40. Nice song choices, Chief.

  41. Worst vintage porn ever.

    Nice file name! (baby-oil.gif)

  42. I googled synthetic aperture RADAR for dummies and got nothing. I tried.

  43. Hey romy! Know anything about that X-37B flight tonight?

  44. Thanks anyhow, Cuffy. I’m trying to change jobs without changing companies, and I applied for something I know I can do but haven’t ever actually done, and I’ve got (at least) 3.5 more hours of interview tomorrow morning. I’m pretty sure I underwhelmed 1 out my two interviewers today (he was one of the co-inventors of the method, so I was on shaky ground before I walked in), so my best bet is to cram tonight to demonstrate my boundless enthusiasm.

  45. Synthetic Aperture Radars, huh? Haven’t dealt with those for 25 years. I was running the R&D program for antenna window development for some SAR systems for reentry vehicles. I still have some old tutorial presentations for terminal fix sensing systems, which includes a bit on SARS. I only have paper copies, though.

  46. except for that last one.

  47. I googled synthetic aperture RADAR for dummies and got nothing. I tried.

    Thanks, man. I’m reading the closest approximation right now. Sadly, it’s nearly as well-formatted as a Dummies book.

  48. Just scanning online a bit, it’s easy to find info that’s more better than my old tutorials.

  49. aw dammit

  50. I only have paper copies, though.

    Luddite.

  51. aw dammit

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    (please tell me that was on purpose, Chief)

  52. Thanks, geoff. I’ve got some notebooks from a Goodyear course that aren’t too tough to follow, I would just welcome something like an executive summary so I at least know what all the buzzwords are. It’s better than scratching my head like a doofus.

  53. It just launched. I had the fucking time as Central, not Eastern.

  54. Luddite.

    Hey, these are dated 1986. We were still cutting and pasting back then.

  55. Evenin’ hosefuckers.

  56. Word is that that baby is really a Prompt Global Strike vehicle.

  57. Thanks, geoff. I’ve got some notebooks from a Goodyear course that aren’t too tough to follow,

    In fact, Goodyear was one of the contractors working on the terminal fix sensing program for Maneuvering Reentry Vehicles. Lockheed was another, and I can’t remember the third…

  58. When did this turn into an synthetic aperture blog? Shit, can’t we just talk about diets and bread?

  59. Bread isn’t in my diet, you insensitive clod!

  60. Can someone (else) who is stupid please show up so I have someone to talk to?

  61. I don’t do bread either. Except these awesome bread things I get at costco. YUM. They are whole grain, low carb, low calorie dealos. Make great sandwhiches.

  62. Geoff, Raytheon?

  63. Hi hotsausages

  64. My new favorite food is the Fage full-fat greek yogurt. Stir in blueberries and it’s like a whole meal.

  65. Evenin’ Vmax.

  66. Geoff, Raytheon?

    Every time I turn around, there those f*ckers are, stealin’ my bidness.

  67. My new favorite food is the Fage full-fat greek yogurt.

    Dude, that stuff makes for the best taziki & costco sells it by the tub. I meant to make that the other night with my hummus to round out my Med meal … but it was too much chopping of cukes, garlic etc. and I was hongry.

  68. Whasup Clint?

  69. Rain, rain, rain here today, V. Am about to head upstairs to watch Flash Forward, then Fringe. I love sci fi shows.

  70. I hate that tahini stuff. I think it is liquid chalk.

  71. I started watching Flash Forward, but I missed last week. I will have to see if it is on demand.

  72. Yeah, ix-nay on the tahini. Yuck.

  73. You know what I like in my yogurt? Flax seed. Yum. Best. Dessert. Ever.

  74. You need just a little tahini. go light.

  75. You guys see this? Bertha Lewis/socialism.

  76. http://tinyurl.com/23yusgg

  77. Sorry, leon. My one dealing with Raytheon was an otherwise intelligent chemist who had the annoying habit of calling me during his lunch hour and multi-tasking.

    “So (chew) Roamy, (mmph) about these samples, (crunch, crunch, crunch), I’ve got some (gulp) good results (lipsmack).”

  78. Ok, I gotta go change my dad’s dressing on his leg.

    One of you mutherfockers better make me laugh when I get back.

  79. My only interaction with them is learning that their lobbyists are better than our engineers.

  80. You need just a little tahini. go light.

    Just a touch does give a little nuttiness to hummus. I just don’t like it “drippy.” More the consistency of mashed potatoes for me.

  81. I was in a meeting today where one of the managers dared gripe about Obama. Said he must have watched Armageddon too many times for his latest NASA plan.

  82. You peter eaters will have to do w/o me tomorrow. Serious Road Trip.

  83. Roamy, that’s an excellent sign. Open criticism in non-political settings is a Good Thing.

  84. Crap I am having a brain cramp, I dated a vegan who fed me those pita’s with fried garbanzo bean balls in it, what is that called? I liked the hot sauce but the tahini was ick.
    Papousas on the other hand were yum!

  85. Is it too early to declare tomorrow’s pre-BBF thread the “talk shit about Hotspur” thread? I think not.

  86. Leon, especially from someone who had his spine surgically removed years ago.

    Hotspur, have a safe trip to Gatlinburg. Fontana Dam and Cades Cove are neat.

  87. I missed your Obama-KSC-speech post-mortem, romy. How are folks taking it?

  88. fried garbanzo bean balls

    falafel. They’re good if they’re hot out of the fryer. Cold? Ugh.

  89. ‘South Park’ producers say network cut fear speech

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100423/ap_on_en_tv/us_tv_south_park_muslims

  90. Have fun and be safe, Hotspur!

  91. Cuffy, the people here are PISSED. They kicked the workers out of the O&C building, brought in their own cheering section, and Obama gave a speech which was trying to be JFK. Consensus is that the Russians will double their price again after this last contract runs out and we still don’t have a launch vehicle. The next three retirement planning classes are full.

  92. Indeed, romy. He’s getting quite adept at kicking the can down the road:

    1. Obamacare? Benefits don’t kick in til later.

    2. Manned space flight? We’ll land on an asteroid/Mars much MUCH later.

    3. Missile defense? We’ve got a gap between 2015 and 2020 when the East Coast has zero protection from Iranian ICBMs. Bush’s old euro plan would have coverage in 2012 — but that’s now trashed.

  93. May I have ten thousand marbles please?

  94. Oh, boy. This is gonna be great!

  95. Thanks, Roamy. I’ll check those out.

    BTW, Ya’ll. I floated a trial balloon to my bride while we were enjoying coffeee in bed this AM (I pretended to be asleep so she went down and made it) of going to CT in July.

    She thinks I’m nuts for having internetz friends, but she was open to it.

    Chief, I also told her about your June visit and she was open to that as well. Mainly because I told her you are a Navy legend, so no fake tatooos and don’t discuss “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

  96. so no fake tatooos and don’t discuss “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

    My tattoos are real and Rosetta’s sex life is his own business,

  97. Heheh!

  98. Hotspur, you will not believe the good time we’re gonna have. Last summer we made friends with Steve the Pirate, this local dude who just sails his boat around the world and will drink whiskey with strangers. He was hilarious.

    NO PRISONERS! NO PRISONERS!

  99. She thinks I’m nuts for having internetz friends, but she was open to it.

    romy made such a good impression on Mrs. Cuffy that she no longer looks at me weird when I talk about my internet pals. She’s coming with me to CT.

  100. So apparently my email got hit w/ a virus. Pretty sure it came from a virus from work. So for all of y’all that received an email. That’s what it was.

  101. I did notice that Tats.. when I saw it was just some link, I figgered it was el spammo.

  102. I’m on the fence about whether to bring my Mrs. to meet hostagefolk, at least the first time.

  103. Do it Leon,
    No one will lick her, well almost no one. Wait I will not be there! She is safe.

  104. Leon, I would advise if she wants to, let her and if she doesn’t, don’t let her.

  105. romy made such a good impression on Mrs. Cuffy

    Heh. Fooled her.

  106. Well, leon, if I’m involved in that meet-up, I’d appreciate more womenfolk.

  107. Well, leon, if I’m involved in that meet-up, I’d appreciate more womenfolk.

    That’s fair. It will also prove that she’s real.

  108. Leon, come to Casey’s some night.

    I promise not to sweep her off her feet.

    Now, PattyAnn…

  109. Bring teh spouses, leon and Hotspur. Mine’s attending her first meetup in CT, and she’ll need someone to talk to when she gets tired of the juvenile humor … which will be pretty much immediately.

  110. Leon, come to Casey’s some night.

    I keep meaning to, but I’m a lazyass about getting out on weeknights, and my weekends always end up booked solid.

  111. Leon & Hotspur I didn’t know who any of these knuckleheads were before I met them and still had a ton of fun.

  112. I am trying to save for my annual fishing trip to the keys in Aug. Then I have a Job in Nashville for 2 months till October.
    However,
    If I get this job I bid a week ago, I might be able to do the CT meet up and go fishing!
    Fingers are crossed.

  113. I wish I could go to the one in July. I’m ‘fraid no-one will go to the one in the fall, because the blow-out will be in July.

    Will I be bitter? Yes.

  114. Carin, you will definitely be included.

  115. Even the Ace crowd that I don’t know anything about anymore, the people I have met from that place have all been wonderful.

  116. I don’t think there’s a female hostage w/in a 1000 miles of me. Who’s the closest?

  117. Leon.

  118. Carin,
    Tattoo?

  119. As long as he doesn’t have bigger boobs than me, i’m cool.

  120. I don’t think there’s a female hostage w/in a 1000 miles of me. Who’s the closest?

    Me.

  121. Geoff, Raytheon?

    That might be. Curse my oldified brain.

  122. Ha. No, really. Ha.

  123. Isn’t she in NE? that’s pretty far.

  124. I think hers are bigger though

  125. I haven’t had a bad time ever.

    Ok, that hangover after Eli Cannon’s, that was bad. But getting it was great.

  126. As long as he doesn’t have bigger boobs than me, i’m cool.

    I’m benching a lot, I’d say I’ve got extremely perky A’s.

  127. Hotspur, you will not believe the good time we’re gonna have

    Tushar alone is worth the trip. He’s going, right?

  128. Ok, well that’s it, Tat. You need to drive to Michigan for a Hostage meet-up. I promise not to wear my five-fingers, if you promise to downplay your boobs.

  129. I think lauraw’s closer to Carin than tats.

  130. Heh. I remember Laura running up and hugging someone, Geoff I think. He had a big ole WTF written all over his face as he had no idea who she was.

  131. Isn’t she in NE? that’s pretty far.

    700 miles from Ann Arbor. Don’t remember exactly where you’re at.

    I think hers are bigger though

    i’ve only met one person with boobs bigger than mine.

  132. Well, then Lauraw and Tats could meet in the middle at my place.

  133. I promise not to wear my five-fingers, if you promise to downplay your boobs.

    Kinky

  134. I think hers are bigger though
    i’ve only met one person with boobs bigger than mine.

    Wow, did PJM hear that? Sounds like a challenge.

    4 boobs enter, 2 boobs leave.

  135. I remember Laura running up and hugging someone, Geoff I think. He had a big ole WTF written all over his face as he had no idea who she was.

    Yup. I’m not a touchy-feely guy with people I don’t know. And she just came up, hugged me, and kissed me on the cheek. I was going, “Nice, but who’s the crazy friendly lady?”

    Then someone introduced scott, and I put it all together.

  136. I still remember the first time Laura tried to shake my hand. I probably scared the shit outta her.

  137. I’m about … 75 minutes from Ann arbor.

  138. The lauraw hugs are tricky with the hump and all

  139. Ok, well that’s it, Tat. You need to drive to Michigan for a Hostage meet-up. I promise not to wear my five-fingers, if you promise to downplay your boobs.

    Ummmm, go ahead and just wear your five-fingers. I’ll promise not to maul you for them.

    I am headed toward IN aroudn the 4th of July. Maybe I’ll see about jaunting up that way.

  140. Women run screaming AWAY from me. It is a fact. If I crash a meet up what happens then?

  141. Wow, did PJM hear that? Sounds like a challenge.

    4 boobs enter, 2 boobs leave.

    :sigh:

    I’ve got PJM all sorts of beat.

  142. Women run screaming AWAY from me. It is a fact. If I crash a meet up what happens then?

    That’s easy. I’ll just position myself in their getaway path with the capture bags.

  143. I’d love to meet you, tats- but I’m not sure I’m going to be here around the fourth. We’re supposed to be heading to Pennsylvania for the week around the fourth. That’s why I can’t make the CT meet-up – since we’ve already got so much planned then.

    Of course, I haven’t made reservations yet, so …

    I”m nervous that we might not be able to book anything.

  144. Hahahahaha … Andy Levy on Twitter: @ComedyCentral Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.

  145. The 4th of July thing is my dad’s family. In all honesty, I’m actively trying to figure out how to avoid it. Up to and including this possible summer weekend job.

  146. I’m wearing my five fingers right now.

    You ok with that?

  147. Heheh
    What is LeMieux to do?
    I guess he is not running, but why not?
    http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/national/article1089561.ece

  148. What part of PA Car in?

  149. My husband wants to do an entire history tour of Penn, including some white water rafting . I’m thinking it would be more enjoyable NOT over the holiday. But, what do I know?

  150. You ok with that?

    I’m distracting myself w/ chocolate. Plus I hiked 5 miles today so I’m too exhausted for strong emotions.

  151. Geoff the Engineer figures out a plan.
    .
    .
    Yea Zeke and Chester, I got to see two hotties tonight with low cut tight bouncy boobie shirts. They love golden retrievers. Made my night.

  152. Scott – pretty much the entire state.

  153. The perfect location for the mother of all meet ups is Rosetta’s neighborhood. Everyone is within 1500 miles.

    I think we should all go to his house for Christmas.

  154. Rosie’s would be a meetup I could probably make.

    I still think y’all should come to Nebraska. Fun times, I promise.

  155. Parts of PA are only a couple of hours from here. We can kidnap the Wiserbuds and MCPO on the way.

  156. Has anyone met Rosie? I haven’t seen any pictures.

  157. I still think y’all should come to Nebraska. Fun times, I promise.

    Might as well do it right and go all the way to Denver.

  158. Rant on: The Spring Carlisle Cars Swap Meet has started. Our little town will have double its normal population by tomorrow afternoon. I understand that most of these people are not intimately familiar with our little town. That is no excuse for not knowing the basic rules of traffic circles and 4 way stop signs. Also, rules for pedestrians have not been suspended just because you finally found the window cranks for your ’53 Studebaker.

    GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!

    Rant off

  159. >> I think we should all go to his house for Christmas.

    Suggestion. Don’t touch the guest towels if I make it there.

    Just sayin

  160. The perfect location for the mother of all meet ups is Rosetta’s neighborhood. Everyone is within 1500 miles.

    That’s what I told Eddie! Nearly everyone can drive to STL. I haven’t been there in 10 yrs but I really enjoyed it back then.

  161. Has anyone met Rosie? I haven’t seen any pictures.

    Oh yes. He was at the June CT meetup last year.

  162. Really? How far? My husband is planning a grand tour. 10 days. I think he wants to go to phili.

  163. “The Spring Carlisle Cars Swap Meet has started”

    I was stuck in that crap last year MCPO! That thing is a big deal.

  164. Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

  165. Carlisle, PA, later tonight:

    http://is.gd/bEfiS

  166. Rosetta was fucking awesome at that meetup. We drank, and laughed, and arm wrestled.

    Then I killed him.

    That was the second time I met Geoff. I pretty much just stalked him in Mystic.

  167. Car in – If you’re going to be using the PA Turnpike, you’ll go right by my place!

  168. In my humble opinion,
    The only good thing in Philly is cheesesteak.

    And maybe a little American history from the founding fathers.

  169. Phili isn’t far, 3-4 hours for us.

  170. My husband wants me to plan the trip over the next few days. I’ve no fucking clue about PA. I’m not even sure where Gettysburg is. Ok, I know NOW. But honestly, i’m so lost, and he and the kids have this entire agenda.

  171. I pretty much just stalked him in Mystic.

    Can’t you let a man go ice cream shop-hopping in peace?

  172. Scott – We have a car show every other weekend between now and the first week of October. They are all big!

  173. and you will be driving through MCPO’s backyard to get there.

  174. It’s the founding fathers stuff vmax. We’re doing a history tour vacation. Plus, white water rafting.

    And now, apparently, Scott has PROMISED to bring the Ct hostage contingent down to meet me.

    Lauraw and Wiser are going to be so pleased ;) Plus the Chief.

  175. “They are all big!”

    I must be thinking of something else. It was huge, all the hotels were booked for miles.

  176. Gettysburg is 25 mins south of me. The links at Gettysburg is one of the finest golf courses around this area. Oh, and I heard there was some kind of battle there. Oh, and some guy named Eisenhower had a farm there.

  177. Pittsburgh is first Car in,
    then who cares? Lots of nothing, then mountains then Philly, then New Jersey, Ick! then Atlantic City. Play the slots and go home. Skip Pa, stop in Ohio.
    Heheh

  178. >> Can’t you let a man go ice cream shop-hopping in peace?

    No.

  179. Scott – The largest is Corvettes at Carlisle – it’s friggin’ huge!

  180. Well, I guess if all the campgrounds are booked, I’lll just park my pop-up in your driveway.

    I’m sure your neighbor’s won’t mind.

  181. Do we know any unhinged individuals living in NE Indiana? Any?

    http://is.gd/bEfP1

    *deletes blog*

  182. If you lived in NE IN, you’d be unhinged too.

  183. I have been to Carlisle for the Hemmings show.

  184. *deletes blog*

    pussy

  185. Except for Rosetta at pic #9, these are kinda neat then-n-now pics:

    http://is.gd/bEg2c

  186. I have met Cathy, Michael, Eddie & daughter, Lipstick and WP. Was a ton of fun. I missed Dave and Mrs. Peel because I wasn’t thinking and went Sunday instead of Saturday. Duh.

  187. Here’s this summer’s schedule:

    http://www.carsatcarlisle.com/ce/index.asp

  188. I have met PJM, and ….. nobody MCPO was skeerd!

  189. I missed Dave and Mrs. Peel because I wasn’t thinking and went Sunday instead of Saturday.

    You missed me and the Mrs. as well.

  190. If Michael has a fall gittogther (and pulls the restraining order)I will give you noogies PA.

  191. I’m sorry, Geoff–I knew I forgot someone and couldn’t think who it was.

  192. YAY!! We got 4 eggs today!!

    That number 4 musta hurt cuz it made her bleed.

    geoff, did you get my HUGE thingy I sent you?

  193. And I will bring you pie again, Dave.

  194. I’m sorry, Geoff–I knew I forgot someone and couldn’t think who it was.

    s’alright. I’d really like to go back to that little Grapevine town and set mrs. geoff loose on the wine tastings.

  195. geoff, did you get my HUGE thingy I sent you?

    You mailed him a bewb?

  196. *eyes flutter and roll into the top of my head.. as I reach some sort of trancendental conscious*

    pie.

    PA, I will break ranks with the South Beach diet for that.

  197. Geoff, when I lived in North Texas, we used to come down for the Grapefest. What fun!

  198. >> s’alright. I’d really like to go back to that little Grapevine town and set mrs. geoff loose on the wine tastings.

    Shee-it my ninja, all we gotta do it bar the wine/beer cellar cage door at Michael’s place, make sure we got a couple-a corkscrews and a bottle top opener, and we’ll have the wine-tasting celebration of the year, then go crash the hot tub and make the dawgs bark.

  199. https://www.grapevinetexasusa.com/grapefest/

    September 16, 17, 18 & 19, 2010

  200. PJM – Was it a virgin chicken or had she been with a rooster today?

  201. PA what is your email?

  202. 4 eggs!
    Did you lamp them PJM?

  203. geoff, did you get my HUGE thingy I sent you?

    I did, though I haven’t had much time to look at it. Seems pretty funny, though.

  204. Wine. Tasting?

    I lurv wine/

  205. Scott, it’s pbranam gmail

  206. Shee-it my ninja, all we gotta do it bar the wine/beer cellar cage door at Michael’s place, make sure we got a couple-a corkscrews and a bottle top opener, and we’ll have the wine-tasting celebration of the year, then go crash the hot tub and make the dawgs bark.

    Yet another example of your tactical genius..

  207. Less time wasted on the road. I’ll bring a super-soaker to keep Counselor Grumpy McStuffyBitchy at bay.

    If there’s a full moon that night, we’ll be howlin at it.

  208. https://www.grapevinetexasusa.com/grapefest/

    That does sound fun. We should steer the Michaels toward that weekend.

  209. You mailed him a bewb?

    hahahaha

    virgin chicken.

    nah, vmax. Just the four chickens who are old enough to lay eggs are all actually laying now. Nacho Libre was the lone holdout. She’s a bantam so there’s supposed to be tiny eggs, but man, this is pretty big.

    I haven’t seen anywhere where lamping them really works. It’s about as reliable as tying a dead chicken around a dogs neck. Although I don’t personally know anyone who’d do something so stupid.

    Gotta run. PJD’s car broke down this morning so I had to take him to work now I get to pick him up.

  210. Rickshaw PJ-Maw

  211. Less time wasted on the road. I’ll bring a super-soaker to keep Counselor Grumpy McStuffyBitchy at bay.

    Filled with what? Jameson’s?

  212. When I was in the 3rd grade!
    I went o a farm that ran the eggs over a light and disposed of the ones with the spots!

    But I was in the 3rd grade!

  213. That is a superb suggestion BiW, I never woulda thought of that.

  214. Jameson’s Rocks!

  215. BiW – Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit!

  216. In honor of Comedy Central’s courageous stance against violent jihadis:

    http://is.gd/bEhvE

  217. Good night my friends,
    Tomorrow is happy happy Friday!

  218. BiW – Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit!

    I made a suggestion I thought you would support.

    I had no idea you were in pricklymcsourpuss mode.

    Let’s call it no harm, no fowl, no spotted eggs and move on, shall we?

  219. Chief, you still have teh sinus pain?

  220. Romy – I haven’t been able to breath correctly in a month, but the sinus headache has abated. I’ve taken so much sinus medication in the last 3 days, it feels like my scalp is separated from my skull!

  221. Spotists!

  222. Awwwwww:

    http://is.gd/bEixn

    Too late, fuckstick.

  223. TEBOW TO DENVER!!!!!!!! FIRST ROUND!!!!!!!!

    BOOYA!!!!!!!

    And now I like Gruden because he said all the right things.

  224. Darn it, I have to go to a meeting at school.

  225. Denver can afford a project.

  226. HA!, my husband just said, “I guess we’re moving to Denver now.”

  227. Yeah, Tebow is going to be a real drain on Denver…..hahahahahahahahahaha

  228. Hostages invade the ranks of the SEC – great:

    WASHINGTON — Senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were being paid to police the financial system, an agency watchdog says.

    http://is.gd/bEjpR

  229. We have to feel good about this:

    — Seventeen of the employees were “at a senior level,” earning salaries of up to $222,418.

  230. I’m just sayin. Look at Vince Young, a guy who had more build and talent. Took a while, might not have worked out.

  231. howdy everyone

  232. SOHOS!!!!!

  233. Sohos!

  234. hey yall! I miss everyone!

  235. WASHINGTON — Senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were being paid to police the financial system, an agency watchdog says.

    *Insert (heh) joke here about the financial system fucking people*

    HI-YO!!!!!!

  236. Stupid work keeps Sohita away from her FIBF!!

  237. I know it! I hate it!

  238. SOHOS LIVES!!

  239. Stupid work keeps Sohita away from her FIBF!!

    That, and the restraining order.

    HI-YO!!!!!!!

  240. Leg is good and life is good?

  241. Are you still loving your job?

  242. That, and the restraining order.

    Sean – We’re not discussing that right now.

  243. “It’s about as reliable as tying a dead chicken around a dogs neck. Although I don’t personally know anyone who’d do something so stupid.”

    PJM cracks me up.

  244. Leg is great. Love my job. Health eh not so much…I was diagnosed with a severe Vitamin D deficiency and they put me on 50k mg of D for the next 6 weeks then 2k a day for rest of my life and I am pre-diabetic UGH so they put me on diabetes medicine and strict diet/exercise regimen. Which I cant start until they clear my leg in two weeks.

  245. Sean – We’re not discussing that right now.

    The whole “Most Transparent MCPO Ever” thing rings kind of hollow.

    WHAT ARE YOU HIDING????!!

  246. I kept wondering why I felt so crappy and tired ALL the time

  247. Work is teh suck.

  248. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING????!!

    YOU”RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!

  249. its funny I so desperately wanted a job, and dont get me wrong I love my job, but HELL it is still WORK

  250. Sohos, is your Vit D problem stem from your leg, Calcium/D relationship?

  251. Well they think that the Vitamin D deficiency is the reason my leg snapped the way it did. It makes brittle bones. I had a bone scan and do not have osteo (Thank God)

  252. Message to Concerned Hostages: I personally examined this leg a week and a half ago.

    It is well on it’s way to becoming awesome again.

    Also she hugged me which is very cool.

  253. hahahaha what you saw looks like Frankenleg. Pieced together

  254. Well, yeah, you had the railroad tracks. I was assessing form and style. The docs decided you still needed to be hot.

    Hey, like my new av? I retired the splodey mushroom.

  255. I trust Dave’s judgment in female legs.

  256. I am still seeing the mushroom let me clear

  257. DinT – Doesn’t Liberace still have the rights to that avatard?

  258. >> I trust Dave’s judgment in female legs.

    Do not doubt me. This gam is on it’s way back to total “damn, is it hot in here?”

  259. Counts lap top sucks. Cant clear or figure out how anyway I will do it at work tomorrow

  260. I lied! I did it! That is awesome!

  261. well as much as I love yall I have to go to bed and pray that when Count and Mesa come in from the bar they dont wake me up.

  262. I cannot for the life of me figure out Newt Gingrich. He says one thing and sounds brilliant then two days later he says something iffy. It’s hard to trust a man like that. And who can forget that idiotic commercial with Pelosi?

  263. Sweet dreams, Sohos.

  264. The new avatard is great, Dave.

  265. And who can forget that idiotic commercial with Pelosi?

    That was the point of no return for me.

  266. Night punkin.

  267. Newt may have well sat on a couch with Josef Mengele.

  268. Mare, see if this arithmetic makes sense regarding Newt.

    Newt Gingrich = DIck Morris

    political animals do not make sense, they make noise for money.

  269. “Newt may have well sat on a couch with Josef Mengele.”

    See, I feel that way too. Just crazy. He HAD to know the base and independents who think global warming is stupid would be completely turned off.

    Although I’ve been watching Dick Morris on Fox quite a bit and he makes more sense, consistently than Newt (which I think is kind of interesting).

  270. Evenin’, Hostagefolks.

  271. With men like Newt and Morris, no amount of intelligence, political acumen or connections can overcome their need for attention and adulation.

  272. Howdy, Ember!

  273. Howdy, clintbird! I just had the best time. We took Ember Jr. on a late-night bike ride to the park and stargazed. It was such fun. I need to remember to do it more often.

  274. Chief, have you considered some food allergy as part of your headache issue?

  275. I’m nodding here – It must be; Jammie Time

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzN4633mpI

  276. Also, in honor of earth day, we drove my SUV around town for about an hour trying to decide which restaurant to eat at.

  277. Clint – No I hadn’t. I thought it had more to do with having a burst eardrum, a broken nose and still having my tonsils.

  278. Ember, there may not be any better way to spend time with a child than looking up at the splendor of the universe via the night sky.

  279. Excellent, Sky.

    I left the lights at my house on all day.

  280. What kinds of foods cause sinus problems?

  281. Just a thought or two, Chief, from having known a migraine specialist in an earlier life … if you consume any combination of the following on a regular basis (coffee/colas, chocolate, red wine, strong cheeses) consider taking a benadryl before bedtime if you’ve overdone same, or better yet cut back on all or some of them to see if that helps.

  282. “Ember, there may not be any better way to spend time with a child than looking up at the splendor of the universe via the night sky.”

    Being that she’s my daughter, and doomed to epic nerdom from the very beginning, the first thing she did was point up at a star and tell me, “When the Doctor comes to get me, he’ll take me to that star!” I melted from the epic nerd cute of the moment. Tonight, she learned Orion and the Little Dipper.

  283. Also, Chief, as ridiculous as this may sound … are you consuming enough water every day?

  284. I was fascinated by astronomy in my younger days, Ember.

  285. I’ve always been fascinated by astronomy and space. I wish I hadn’t decided to spite my parents by not going to college until three years after I graduated, and then picking a stupid nothing degree like philosophy. I should have taken my scholarships and studied astronomy.

  286. Sky – The TARDIS will be along shortly, I’m sure!

    Clint – I drink copious amounts of water!

  287. Philosophy is cool too … just not ordinarily very lucrative though … much as was the case with my sociology/psychology majors.

  288. Sky – Is Ursa Major visible down your way?

  289. If the TARDIS showed up, I would go. Absolutely, positively, without a doubt.

    When I was a kid, I had such a crush on Tom Baker. He was my first celebrity crush. Mr. Ember is well aware that I update my “list” of celebrities every time there’s a new Doctor.

  290. Clint, since I use my philosophy degree to run a bunch of retail chains, I might as well have gotten an MBA – just as useless, but at least relevant to what I do. heh.

    Chief, it would have been if that half of the sky wasn’t covered by clouds. It was really neat. There was a straight line of clouds, covering about a third of the sky.

  291. Ember, you’ll have to introduce your dear daughter to this music and star gazing sometime:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6NopU9K_8M

    It’ll make the experience even more memorable.

  292. We have a small set of portable speakers that we plug into our Zune for things like that, Clintbird, so I’ll keep it in mind. We were listening to the music of Final Fantasy X tonight. Which is apt enough, since she’s named after a character in that game.

  293. The TARDIS will be along shortly, I’m sure!

    MOM!!!!!! MCPO CAN’T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN REALITY AND THE BBC ANYMORE!!!!!

  294. One of the joys of living in a little town in Appalachia is the night sky.

  295. Sean – For 4 years, all I had was BBC1, BBC2 and ITV. I was quite happy with it, thankyouverymuch!

  296. “Sean – For 4 years, all I had was BBC1, BBC2 and ITV. I was quite happy with it, thankyouverymuch!”

    If that’s all I had to watch, I could live happy. I mean, I’d miss Sci Fi (I refuse to call it by its new, stupid name), but I’d survive.

  297. Commercial free!

  298. Yup, and I’m off to bed. It’s after midnight here!

    G’night!

  299. G’night, Scooter. Sweet dreams of hard candies and the days when a dime would buy you a double feature, a haircut, and a box seat at Shibe Park.

  300. Night, Chief. Sweet dreams.

  301. Ember, something else to add to your southern gotta try list of things:
    http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Original-Hot-Brown/Detail.aspx

  302. Mr. Ember is intrigued. He inquires if we must use individual casserole dishes, or if we can cook a couple of ’em in one big casserole dish.

  303. Either would work just fine. By the way, I’ve asked my sisters to email me my Mom and Dad’s bourbon ball recipe for you. I’ll send it when I get it. You’ll LOVE it.

  304. He makes a great cheese sauce that’s fairly similar, but it’s very thin. I love cheese sauce. And, yes, any good recipies, I am always happy to pass to the husband to cook for me.

  305. The Hot Brown sounds delicious, but it’s perhaps the worst-named sammich in history.

  306. My bedtime. Enjoy this goodnight tune:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bgnJc3d0M&feature=related

  307. “The Hot Brown sounds delicious, but it’s perhaps the worst-named sammich in history.”

    Agreed.

  308. “but it’s perhaps the worst-named sammich in history.”

    There’s a burger joint in Reno that serves Awful Awfuls. Not as bad as Hot Brown, I agree.

  309. What’s on the Awful Awful?

  310. A half pound burger patty, cheese, lettuce, grilled and raw onions, tomatoes, on an onion bun. It also includes a half pound of fresh-cut shoestring garlic fries, cooked in lard.

  311. Lard is good food.

  312. BBF is done!

  313. BiW, I missed you!

    http://tinyurl.com/23vutlc

  314. I missed you too. But as much as I troth my undying affections to you, I also pledged my labor to this week’s BBF.

  315. Well, even the affections of star-crossed lovers must bow to the greater powers of big boobs. I think Shakespeare said that.

  316. And yet I suspect that Michael knows about us, my dear. We simply must be discrete!

  317. Oh, him? I batted my eyelashes at him. I’m sure he’s oblivious.

  318. Sean, important update on the place that sells Awful Awfuls: they apparently now also sell fried calamari sammiches.

  319. Yum! I lurves me some calamari!

  320. And, further update … in the morning, they sell “The Hangover Omelette”. That comes with a Bloody Mary.

    Damn, I miss Reno.

  321. Well, now that I’ve killed it, I’m off to bed. G’night!

  322. I survived a trip to Oregon with my entire family. And I haven’t killed anyone.

    Yet.

  323. I survived a trip to Oregon with my entire family. And I haven’t killed anyone.

    Yet.

    *awards medal*

  324. Wait about 40 minutes until midnight. The day ain’t over yet.

  325. 13 or so minutes and counting…

  326. Is there cheese on this damn pizza!

  327. Okay. Time’s up. Did you kill anyone?

    *adjusts wire*

    Did you? I mean kill anyone? Did you?

  328. Is there cheese on this damn pizza!

    Goddamnit, there are life and death issues here, man!!!

  329. Damn, I miss Renmo Williams.

    That’s kinda weird.

  330. What happens when you set up a radical Islamic site and then fuck with South Park fans?

    http://www.revolutionislam.com/


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