Food that will kill pussies

Real men eat real food.  And real men don’t bitch and whine about the food they eat.  They eat it and then they move on.  Pussies complain about the salt, trans-fats, high-fructose corn syrup, and all of the other additives that makes great-tasting food taste great.

Fuck that.  Here’s a list of 8 foods that real men eat.

8 Fast Food Items That Will Ensure You Die of a Heart Attack – only 3 of which include bacon, surprisingly.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, nachos……….

451 Comments

  1. Love the header pic!

  2. I had chips and cheese for breakfast.

    Good morning.

  3. I had chips and cheese for breakfast.

    That’s what I’m talking about.

    How ya been, Jazz?

  4. From the last thread:

    Whether or not you care about smacking around LGF, the real fun is that my readers think Rosetta is a troll. I think I’ll keep my trap shut.

    readerS?

  5. Reads reverse side of poat: “In case of accidental ingestion, no need to induce vomiting. Vomiting will commence naturally.”

    Worst. Poat. Ever.

  6. So, will someone please inform me via email the Skyliapalooza password since the clue is unfamiliar to me because I haven’t been around to catch every recent comment thread.

    Thanks.

  7. Only a couple of those sound worth trying.

    The concept of a KFC Bowl (hey, let’s take every goddamned thing we make and pile it into a giant bowl of shit) just makes me sad. I would look at a person eating this and immediately avert my eyes when they gave me the guilty “what? WHAT?” look back.

    The steakburger on the other hand… ok I’m in.

  8. I had 2 egg rolls and coffee and OJ.

  9. Scott loves the KFC bowl.

  10. Worst. Poat. Ever.

    This is the anti-“diet and exercise” post. A little something to balance out the continuous discussions of calories, diet tips and weigh-ins that seem to have become an epidemic around here.

  11. The KFC bowl sounds like what I do to leftover roast beef dinner.

  12. Well he wouldn’t look guilty

  13. The concept of a KFC Bowl (hey, let’s take every goddamned thing we make and pile it into a giant bowl of shit) just makes me sad.

    ???

    It’s chicken!! Chicken is healthy!!

  14. Just goofin’ on you, Mr. Seriouspants McStoic.

    *shoves a dead rat in your boss’ gas tank*

  15. *takes sip of Optifast shake

    Whew, good thing everything in there looks absolutely unappealing to me. Yep, it’s all nasty, nasty, nasty. I wouldn’t put that stuff in my mouth if you paid me.

    Not a chance.

    *sobs

  16. Well, it’s likely healthier than that bbq pile of death I have every now and then called a Texas Trash plate.

    I am not a poster child for healthy food choices though.

    *rummages for ice cream

  17. Rich,

    Have you ever watched a baseball game in Pittsburgh?

  18. Hey, wiser! I’m okay. Skeered for my jorb a little, so I hain’t been ’round much. I’m coming to terms with some rather difficult things these days: I’m not seeing a way to make millions anymore; the lean, hard body of my youth is gone; I’m a bigot (I really am); and a few others. Add to that my fury at the healthcare law and the democrats, and I’m a regular repository of negative karma. I haven’t really wanted to bring my emotional poison around here.

  19. Rich, do you like gladiator movies?

    That’s not a clue, I just was wondering.

  20. Jazz. why do you feel your emotional poison is too good to bring around here?

    You think your poison is different than ours, huh?

    You think you’re special?

  21. I haven’t really wanted to bring my emotional poison around here.

    Ah, hell, man, welcome to the club. It’s like that every day around here. We’re all dealing with the same shit and all we try to do here is make each other laugh just to get through this insanity on one piece.

  22. Rich: The password is tourette’s guy’s favorite donut shop. It’s also the mascot (singular form) of a major league baseball team. If that isn’t enough for you, gmail me at racerx (dot) theshootingstar (at) gmail (dot) com and I’ll just send it to you.

  23. Just goofin’ on you, Mr. Seriouspants McStoic.

    no d’uh???

    *smacks head with 1×6.

    damn…… that hurts.

  24. yeah, I need someone to email me the password too. I’m not obsessed enough with the tourettes guy to know what his favorite donut shop is.

  25. You think you’re special?

    Uh, YEAH! There’s a reason I get the cone hat on my birthday and the blue bus picked me up for school, and it’s not because I was ordinary like you all.

  26. and all we try to do here is make each other laugh

    And dump on Cuffy and Uniball. Don’t forget that – it brightens my day.

  27. do I need a capital “P” cuz lower case don’t work

  28. And dump on Cuffy and Uniball. Don’t forget that – it brightens my day.

    and b-rad, don’t forget b-rad

  29. *makes death threats*

    *throws bricks at democrat windows*

    *flies plane into IRS building*

    How am I doing?

  30. Here ya go, Jazz. Just print this out and hang it in your cubical.

    It’s been working for me!

    http://tinyurl.com/3xys4n

  31. Check your gmail, PJ

  32. Jazz, none of us are gods who sprang perfectly formed from a giant scallop. We were born to human parents who were imperfect, and live in a world of iniquity and unpleasantness. Anybody who tells you that he has no prejudices is not only a bigot but a goddamned liar.

    If you can see your foibles clearly then you are way ahead of assholes like that.

  33. do I need a capital “P” cuz lower case don’t work

    Good question – because it took you more time to type that than just try it.

    It’s always about you. Everything.

  34. We’re all dealing with the same shit and all we try to do here is make each other laugh just to get through this insanity on one piece.

    And I thought this place was just all about reach-arounds and rim jobs….

  35. do I need a capital “P” cuz lower case don’t work

    It actually would have taken less time to try a capital “P” than it would have to ask that question and wait for a response.

    And just to waste even more time for you, I’m not going to give you the answer.

  36. And I thought this place was just all about reach-arounds and rim jobs….

    No, that’s xbad’s site.

  37. And I thought this place was just all about reach-arounds and rim jobs….

    That’s only the overnight crowd.

  38. Jazz, none of us are gods who sprang perfectly formed from a giant scallop.

    Speak for yourself, tubby.

  39. and b-rad, don’t forget b-rad

    He was cool before he started acting like an interior decorator.

  40. He was cool before he started acting like an interior decorator.

    That’s all a part of his grand scheme to become a contestant on Dance Your Ass Off.

  41. Hotspur: “because it took you more time to type that than just try it.”

    Wiserbud: “It actually would have taken less time to try a capital “P” than it would have to ask that question”

    Get a room, you two.

    Really, hotspur – you’re thinking just like wiserbud now. See what hanging out here has done to you?

  42. Speak for yourself, tubby.

    *runs crying and shrieking to the bathroom and slams the door*

  43. *runs crying and shrieking to the bathroom and slams the door*

    Must be purging time…..

  44. *runs crying and shrieking to the bathroom and slams the door*

    Phew. Glad she’s gone. That hump weirds me out.

    * High-fives Wiserbud

  45. Must be purging time…..

    I thought that was Rosetta’s diet plan?

  46. When I get out of bed in the morning, should I put my right foot or my left foot on the floor first?

  47. Thanks, laura. I”m really stressing over some of the bigotry stuff, and I can rationalize it really well, so it makes things really hard for me to sort out.

  48. Congratulations, wiser, on this most excellent contribution to the best dieting and recipe blog on the Interwebz.

  49. *pushes hotspur into active volcano

  50. That hump weirds me out.

    No effing SHIT.

  51. When I get out of bed in the morning, should I put my right foot or my left foot on the floor first?

    The opposite one of whatever boob hits the floor first, Saggy McTubesockTits.

  52. I suppose my interjection that healthy foods can be yummy is totally unwanted on this-here poat?

  53. Jazz, I know it’s sensitive, but what kind of bigotry are we talking about? Racial? Ethnic? Sexism?

  54. The opposite one of whatever boob hits the floor first, Saggy McTubesockTits.

    Mine aren’t saggy yet, good try. Now my double chin? Yeah, that hangs below my boobs.

  55. I suppose my interjection that healthy foods can be yummy is totally unwanted on this-here poat?

    Perfect segue for me to mention I lost 2 more lbs. last week. 21 total so far.

  56. Those fucking nachos need a huge dose of guacamole and less of that sour cream. That would make them healthy as shit.

  57. MOM!! PJ IS DISAPPEARING AGAIN!!!!!

  58. ….because I have some severe cultural/ ethnocentric shit going on in my mind too Jazz. And frankly I think I’ve done as much work on it as I care to at this point. I know I have a problem but I stubbornly cling to the idea that They Also Have A Problem That Is Causing And Aggravating My Problem.

    I’ll chip away at it some more later. When the objects of my ire start acting right, lol.

  59. BBIAB. Meeting for the next hour.

  60. They Also Have A Problem That Is Causing And Aggravating My Problem.

    I’m right there with you.

  61. Hi, Jazz. Good to see you.

    I think we should talk about plants.

  62. I’ll chip away at it some more later. When the objects of my ire start acting right, lol.

    I am so fucked……..

  63. That’s all a part of his grand scheme to become a contestant on Dance Your Ass Off.

    I gotta lot of ass to dance off.

  64. It’s not Xbrad anymore, it’s XBad. Don’t YOU PEOPLE (yes, I have bigot problems, too) remember anything?

  65. ….because I have some severe cultural/ ethnocentric shit going on in my mind too Jazz.

    Same here. Some cultural and some ethnocentric and some ideologies are f*cked up and need to fall off the face of the earth. It’s all about controlling others. Those are not equal, those are poison.

    And I feel fine. Angry as shit, but fine otherwise.

  66. *gives Jazz a hug*

  67. beasn, I responded to your email by talking shit on wiserbud

  68. It’s not bigotry to hate everybody equally.

    It’s enlightening and freeing.

    I firmly believe that all humans have exactly the same capacity for good, and for evil. The ratio of dickheads to angels remains the same no matter what the demographic.

    In conclusion, fuck off Wiserbud.

  69. Have you noticed, Jazz, that most of the people calling you racist are lily white?

    Either

    1. They have an agenda.

    2. They want to feel morally superior

    3. 1 & 2

  70. oh and b-rad? Why do you insist on calling me on the phone on Tuesdays? Any other day of the week would be fine, but Tuesdays are my weigh in days

  71. It’s racial, laura. I am from an eastern-European ethnic family with deeply “opinionated” roots in the Detroit area. I spent 10 years there, too, learning firsthand about the racial divide among not just blacks and whites, although that’s the predominant friction, but several others, too – Arab and Hispanic would be the other major players, but they figure much, much, much less prominently in my issues. I try to put my overwhelmingly negative cultural experiences from Detroit behind me and judge things based on individual, discrete circumstances, but it’s getting to the point of asking, “Why?” I”m tarred as a racist while meticulously avoiding even the appearance of impropriety and I’m still libeled. I don’t want to live a life of hate, but I hate being accused of something that I take great pains to avoid, and I’m starting to feel like not only is it too much work trying to be a new world man, but that it’s dishonest – that I actually am justified in some of my opinions and that my own idealism is being used against me.

  72. PattyAnn said: …it’s XBad. Don’t YOU PEOPLE (yes, I have bigot problems, too) remember anything?

    Jazz said: And I thought this place was just all about reach-arounds and rim jobs….

    Hotspur said: No, that’s xbad’s site.

    *ahem*

  73. Man, I’m a dumbass. You guys rock and I stayed away waaay too long.

  74. You truly ARE a dumbass Jazz.

    Feel better now?

  75. It’s not bigotry to hate everybody equally.

    See? This is what have I been trying to tell you all for years.

  76. Here’s the thing about being labeled a racist.

    How do you disprove the charge?

    You can’t. Any evidence you provide just ends up sounding like “some of my best friends…” (and really, who would believe me if I claimed to have friends?)

    And if you DON’T provide evidence, you are obviously guilty as charged.

  77. Jazz, who called you a racist?

  78. And if you DON’T provide evidence, you are obviously guilty as charged.

    I’ve ordered this book, xbrad: http://tinyurl.com/yff8jdx

    I’m anxious to read it.

  79. I don’t want to live a life of hate, but I hate being accused of something that I take great pains to avoid, and I’m starting to feel like not only is it too much work trying to be a new world man, but that it’s dishonest – that I actually am justified in some of my opinions and that my own idealism is being used against me.

    That’s because they are projecting on to you of which they are and won’t hide. White men are bashed on the head day in and day out that they are at fault for everything. It’s called ‘neutering’ in order to put you under their heel. Kinda like telling women they are racist or hysterical when they pause before getting in an elevator with someone putting off a bad vibe. She turns off her gut and will live to regret it.

    There will come a point when there will be a push back. It’s called ‘saving yourself’.

  80. Look – it’s that chick with the butch haircut – PattyAnn!

    Actually, PA – I went two weeks ago and had my ponytail cut off for Locks for Love. It was a 15 inch donation. It was at the hair salon my wife goes to. They were having a contest for the longest donation – I came in second. Some young thing with 24 inches of hair took first – bitch.

  81. “It was a 15 inch donation.”

    Braggart.

  82. Jazz,
    Your post read like this:

    Blah blah blah fart blah blah snort fart blah blah “I’m a bigot (I really am)” blah blah blah!

    Please expound on your bigotry.

  83. Have you noticed, Jazz, that most of the people calling you racist are lily white?

    Either

    1. They have an agenda.

    2. They want to feel morally superior

    3. 1 & 2

    4. It’s difficult to be a victim unless you can find an oppressor. Playing the race card when it isn’t warranted is just a shortcut to being able to play the victim card.

    They need to be called on it every single time. And every single instance of racism that is ignored because it doesn’t fit the PC narrative needs to be exposed. And people who say you can’t possibly understand because you haven’t lived their life need to be laughed at and mocked for their lack of logic.

  84. patty, I’ll talk plants with you!!!

    Do know how I can acquire spores to grow my own shrooms?

  85. Jazz, I have identical experiences. But I move to Ann Arbor in the seventies and put my kids into a school system that did not need to use busing because is was already racially diverse. I worked really hard to abandon the influences of my upbringing and see to it that my kids were not exposed to any of it. I chastised my dad to the point that I told him he was unwelcome if he wished to make bigoted comments under my roof.

    Later, my older daughter really struggled with feelings of bigotry because starting in Jr. High the black girls from poorer neighborhoods started picking on her for no other reason than she was white and blond.

    Eventually she got over it, and now lives in a historic district in Ypsilanti and has children of her own. She tried the public schools for the first couple of years, but eventually realized that her kids were being dragged down by the kids who were undisciplined and sometimes violent – mostly black kids. So she put them in private school. It’s just a fact of life. You end up a product of your experience.

    We can’t control our thoughts, but we can control how we respond to them.

    People say minorities cannot be racist. I say bullshit. I’ve seen the way some of them talk and act. If hating me for my skin color or social status is not racist, then please tell me what it is.

  86. Jazz,
    Never mind, I just read your 10:49 post.

    Two suggestions:

    1. Did you pick up the Andrew Bird CD we discussed months ago? If not, go get it, it is like Prozac.
    2. take up swimming. Force yourself to go very morning or at least four days a week. It’s like Prozac and Viagra mixed. For reals.

    When I swim the breast stroke I time it so I can check out the gal in the lane next to me.

  87. How do you disprove the charge?

    It’s not even being put out there to be disproven. It’s simply a way to get you to shut up and let them do what they want to do. There is clearly no argument that will change their opinion and therefore, they win.

    What the idiots who continue to level that charge don’t get is that the “racism!” card has been used so flippantly and so casually that it has pretty much lost it’s magic. Accusing someone of racism is no longer a devastating attack, but a clear indicator that the accuser has nothing else to offer. It is the last line of defense available to those who have lost every other intellectual challenge. So they call you a racist and walk away, thinking they have won.

    Look at how the charge of “racists!” against the Tea Partiers is not working anymore (at least with honest, intelligent people.. MSNBC and their 13 viewers are excluded from this category.). People are now laughing at the idiots who level that charge. Mainly because they are no longer leveling that charge at the nameless “others.” They are now calling average, everyday people “racists.” Olbermann has been calling Tea Partiers racists since the beginning. But these people know full well who they are and why they are protesting and race has nothing to do with it.

    The left has taken all of the sting out the term and actually made it work against them. Calling someone a racist has about as much power as calling someone a scalliwag. It is laughable and easy to ignore. Because those whom the charge is leveled against know the truth.

  88. I’m racist against black……….beans. I think sometimes I really prefer pinto.

  89. Hotspur,
    Minorities are some of the most racist groups in our nation. It’s a tragedy. They get a pass though because they are minorities.

    After growing up in Hawaii where I was spit on, treated poorly, beat up, chased, hassled by cops and teachers and students for being white, I am impervious to white guilt and charges of racism.

    I KNOW what racism is, experienced it firsthand, felt the physical and emotional pain of racism, most of what people call racism isn’t racism.

    Jazz, tell them to fuck off. There is that saying, I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not. If you know you are not racist, that’s simply good enough. Everyone else can eat shit and die.

  90. >> I am so fucked……..

    Me too.

    On the plus side, I just got to climb through a B-17. Pics tonight.

    I’m pretty much done with wincing at the charge of racism. I treat you like a human being. If you’re a shitty one, so be it.

  91. “I treat you like a human being. If you’re a shitty one, so be it.”

    Amen.

    Every person is judged as an individual.

  92. PG, good call on option 4.

  93. Every person is judged as an individual.

    As I like to keep throwing into OC’s face, it seems that MLK Jrs. dream of a color-blind society, where people are judged by the quality of their character, as opposed to the color of their skin, is alive and well in Conservatives..

    Not so much in liberals.

  94. Jazz, I grew up in the Flint area in the late 70’s and 80’s. That should tell you all you need to know. I made a decision a long time ago that if certain ethnic communities that are always casting about for someone else to blame for their predicament and choices refused to own the consequences of their actions, I sure as Hell wasn’t willing to let them hang them on me.

    And the minute I even think I’m growing weak on that point, I remember this little showdown from my youth, when we were the per capita leader in murders in the country for several years running:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=030taRl5Fcs

  95. The whole purpose of it is to divide us. What made America great was we were the melting pot. We came from where the heck ever, and BECAME Americans.

    The melting pot is gone now replaced by the salad bowl. If they divide us they can manipulate us, marginalize us, and rule over us. Which is what the Elites are doing now.

    What is that quote by CS Lewis? “Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. ”

    I had to bing that, man CS Lewes has some great quotes

  96. Interestingly, after my wife and I bought the inn up north, we had first hand exposure to the people of northern Michigan. It was a shock to learn that these people acted exactly like any inner city urban group of people act, even though they live in a rural environment.

    The parents basically collect unemployment six months out of every year, live on food stamps, and poach deer. None of them get married because the mothers get money from the state. The kids are raised with no manners, no social skills, and no intact family. Many mothers have children out of wedlock with four different daddies.

    Alcoholism and drug abuse are rampant, and holding down a job is a foreign concept. People will walk off the job if you ask them to put forth the least effort, then go apply for unemployment – and damned if they don’t get to collect.

    Since these people are white, if I disdain them, is it racist?

  97. Here is the rest of that quote:

    It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.

  98. Found this link via Michelle Malkin’s site. It has an excellent contrast between a “left-wing” and “right-wing” rally.

    http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2010/03/29/searchlight-vs-l-a-rival-rallies-reveal-stark-rightleft-divide/?singlepage=true

    The photos at the expanded links are down-right scary for the anti-war rally.

  99. Great discussion, ya’ll. Amen to the MLK point, Wiser. Do you think if MLK were alive today he would have anything whatsoever to do with the racial agitators on the left? He would rightly be embarrassed for and by them.

    I try to deal with the racism charge by thinking a) whose approval do i want (or need) and 2) yeah what everybody else already said, anything you say is just going to be turned around by your accuser. Don’t even engage on that.

    I also try to deal with my own prejudice by looking at behaviors. And guess what, sometimes that can indict groups or cultures. This is why I think we tend to make the “some of my best friends are” argument as Xbad stated above. Not because one black friend proves anything, but that we are evaluating character, behavior, or attitude not skin color or group membership.

  100. I don’t think we’ve ever really been a melting pot. Cultures stick to their own kind for the most part. That’s why in San Diego we have the Chinese area, the Korean area, the hispanic area and the gay area.

    and then there’s where I live, it’s the white trash area.

  101. The first exposure I had to racial problems in Michigan was through the book Middlesex.

    I had no idea it was that bad.

    Middlesex is a great book, by the way.

  102. AD, Zombie has a massive collection of pics and other evidence on the left wing lunacy.

    Any person going onto the media where they’ll be asked about lunatic Tea Party folks needs to print out a bunch of stuff from there.

  103. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.

    This is exactly what we are dealing with now. Our so-called “betters” are only doing for us what they know needs doing, even if we don’t understand it yet. But we will. And if we don’t, no worries. they are smarter and better than us and we should just sit down, shut up and let them take care of us.

    And yet, for all of their supposed superior intellect, they just can’t ever seem to understand why people might get angry with that.

    Geniuses.

  104. Heh, Uniball, the first time I heard about Middlesex was from the priest during his sermon when my wife and I stayed at Mackinaw Island. That guy rocked.

  105. Great discussion, ya’ll. Amen to the MLK point, Wiser. Do you think if MLK were alive today he would have anything whatsoever to do with the racial agitators on the left? He would rightly be embarrassed for and by them.

    I thnk that if MLK were alive today, he would no longer be considered a leader, but a traitor to his own race.

  106. PJM,
    How much time does your husband spend in the gay area?

  107. I grew up in a small town, but since it was a Navy town, it was fairly well integrated. Then I went into the service, which of course, is pretty damn well integrated.

    Then I moved to Gary, IN. Not at all integrated. There’s parts of that town where whites just. don’t. go.

    That was something of a culture shock.

  108. Hotspur,
    That’s kind of a surprise. What id the priest say about the book.

  109. xbad – yeah, Zombie has been photo-recording the left-wing for years. He was the one that brought the true nastiness of the Folsom Street Fair to my attention.

    As for the general discussion about racisim here, I’ll stick with my Linus (from Peanuts) tee-shirt: I love mankind – it’s people I can’t stand.

    And the general rule from the dog world: The more I learn about people, the more I love my dogs.

  110. I thnk that if MLK were alive today, he would no longer be considered a leader, but a traitor to his own race.

    But, WIser, didn’t you hear? The parties switched sides back in the late 60s.

    (The next fucker that says that to me is going to get Rosetta’s rubberfist, if he can get it out of his ass.)

  111. While I agree with you PJM on the cultures sticking together thing, I remember a time when we were all Americans first.

  112. this reminds me of when my best frined of 20 years came out of the closet. we remained friends, as his being gay didn’t bother me in the least.

    But, after he went to live in Key West and surrounded himself with nothing but radical gays, and became indoctrinated in their agenda, all of a sudden I was the intolerant hater.

  113. Hotspur,
    That’s kind of a surprise. What id the priest say about the book.

    He said he was reading it and enjoying it. That’s about all he said. So I went to the bookstore on the island and bought it and took it back to the boat and read it at night for the rest of the trip.

    I lol’d.

  114. Spanish speakers who learn English after they are already grown have a tendency to use the “ch” sound for words with a “sh” and vice versa. So they end up looking for shairs to sit in and have to remember to close the door when they are taking a chit.

    A couple of times in my life, I’ve been acused of being “racial”, which is meskinspeak for racist, but it comes out “rachel”. I’ve never done it, but I’ve thought about replying, “Naw, I fucked Rachel, but I’m not her. She’s not any kin of yours is she?”

  115. PG, you should say “I’m not Rachel. My name is Julie. Rachel left you, years ago.”

  116. Here is another timely CS Lewis quote.

    “Who can endure a doctrine which would allow only dentists to say whether our teeth were aching, only cobblers to say whether our shoes hurt us, and only governments to tell us whether we were being well governed?”

  117. Yea, why is the saying, “Some of my best friends are black/gay/jewish/mexican” so offensive?

    I have never understood that.

  118. PJM,
    How much time does your husband spend in the gay area?

    I’m the one in the gay area all the time.

    vmax, you’re right. I agree with you.

  119. “I’m the one in the gay area all the time.”

    Can you rent strap-ons or do you have to buy them?

  120. Some of my best friends are hostages.

  121. Can you rent strap-ons or do you have to buy them?

    gay men don’t need strap-ons silly.

    I have a REALLY big penis

  122. Some of my best Hostages friends are gay.

  123. I have a REALLY big penis

    WHISKEY PLEASE!!!!!

  124. all of a sudden I was the intolerant hater.

    As you prove here every day, again and again. :-)

    ‘cept, seems to me, your hate is normally directed at stupidity…..

    And I ain’t talking about Cuffy, either

  125. But, after he went to live in Key West and surrounded himself with nothing but radical gays, and became indoctrinated in their agenda, all of a sudden I was the intolerant hater.

    Yeah, the tolerance of the rainbow swastikas: “It isn’t enough that you leave me to my own devices. I MUST have society’s endorsement of my lifestyle by calling it the exact same thing as your own, or you’re a hater.”

    When my wife worked at Weyerhauser a few years ago, she became freinds with a flaming co-worker, and his significant other. Not only was that relationship marked with more drama than any straight guy would ever have tolerance for, it was one of the most abusive (mentally and physically) relationships it has ever been my displeasure to know about. And I did divorces for the first 3 years of my practice.

  126. One of my best memories is the look on my old school bigoted dad’s face when he met my business school roommate for the first time on graduation day.

    For two straight years, dad had chatted it up with my roomie on the phone and never once did I inform pop that Mike was black.

  127. Some of my best friends are hostages.

    And like I was tellin’ Sky last night, some of them are good fookin’ people. (And no, I wasn’t including myself in that category.)

  128. My sister in law is a HS band director (strike 1) who has had a series of female roomates over the years (strike 2) and lives in the Austin area (strike 3). And still, it didn’t occur to me that she was a lesbian until I’d been married to her little sister for about 10 years. I thought she was just asexual like my wife. Family trait and shit. My gaydar is almost non-existant when it comes to women.

  129. cuffy likes teh big penii

  130. My colllege roomate was Church of Christ. I never told dad.

  131. I thought she was just asexual like my wife.

    HAHAHA!

  132. ‘cept, seems to me, your hate is normally directed at stupidity…..

    Yeah, purty much. I even tried to convince him that my remaining frineds with him and my not trying to “save” him from be a homosexual pretty much proved him worng on how hate-filled and intolerant I was, but that never seemd to sink in.

    We haven’t spoken in over 8 years.

  133. Wiser, he’s just mad cause you wouldn’t let him blow you. Give him a call.

  134. Yeah, the tolerance of the rainbow swastikas: “It isn’t enough that you leave me to my own devices. I MUST have society’s endorsement of my lifestyle by calling it the exact same thing as your own, or you’re a hater.”

    What’s really funny is that I support gay marriage. Yet, somehow, I was still the bad guy because I was a Republican.

  135. Pendejo,
    HA! That had me laughing. I am the same way, zero gaydar.

    My wife is usually the one to point it out.

    Unless I see you sucking PJM’s dick I will assume you are straight.

    I worked for a bank in Las Vegas where about 50% of the men were gay, that kind of obliterated my gay dar. Some of the most normal/heterosexual looking and acting men were gay, there was just no way to know.

    One guy kept checking out my package though, I knew that guy was gay without a doubt. Heterosexual men don’t lean over your cubical and stare at your junk while talking to you about interest rates unless you are Jazz.

  136. Wiser, he’s just mad cause you wouldn’t let him blow you. Give him a call.

    heh. I asked him, when he finally told me he was gay (I had known for while prior), if he thought I was attractive. He said “no.”

    I wasn’t sure how to take that.

  137. Is saying, “I have Mexican nephews” the same as saying, “Some of my best friends are…..”?

  138. Uni – Yes.

  139. I wasn’t sure how to take that.

    Now we know the real reason wiserbud hasn’t spoken to him in 8 years.

  140. “Uni – Yes.”

    But what if it’s true? What if both sayings are true?

  141. I even tried to convince him that my remaining frineds with him and my not trying to “save” him from be a homosexual pretty much proved him worng on how hate-filled and intolerant I was, but that never seemd to sink in.

    He knew that. Didn’t matter. Nobody breaks off a long time friendship unless some internal conflict makes the friendship unbearable.

    I think it’s safe to say it was him, and not you.

  142. Now we know the real reason wiserbud hasn’t spoken to him in 8 years.

    He was such a BITCH!

  143. What’s really funny is that I support gay marriage. Yet, somehow, I was still the bad guy because I was a Republican.

    Well, after the whole Larry Craig thing, maybe he’s willing to see you in a whole new light.

    And remember: It is unbelievably foolish and arrogant to think that your gay freind might be attracted to you. You wouldn’t think that about every woman you meet, would you? Of course your freind’s freind is a different story…

  144. I grew up in a VERY diverse area of downtown Detroit. Jews, Indians, blacks, whites, just about everything. My best friends were were black. I had ONE white friend. it worked fine until Middle school, when the racial make-up switched to about 95% black. My parents couldn’t deal with the racist bs I had to put up with, and switched my schools.

    After college, I moved BACK to Detroit. mostly black neighborhood. The neighbor with whom I was closest was in a biracial marriage. There was actually a lot of that in my old hood.

    The only racial element, imho, is that which is injected by racists. The rest of us are just trying to get along. The socio-economic bs that exists in cities such as Detroit is all learned (or lack-there-of) behavior. It’s sad and pathetic. I like people who have VALUES similar to mine. I could give a fuck about the color of their skin.

  145. “He said “no.””

    HA!

    You should have pulled out your dick and said, “How about now?”.

  146. Nobody breaks off a long time friendship unless some internal conflict makes the friendship unbearable.

    Define “longtime”…

  147. I don’t like lazy people who live well off the sweat of others. Who complain and whine about society by staying in their own insulated neighborhoods where their behavior is deemed acceptable by those around them.

    Uh oh, I’m describing myself.

  148. I don’t like lazy people who live well off the sweat of others. Who complain and whine about society by staying in their own insulated neighborhoods where their behavior is deemed acceptable by those around them.

    I blame Mare.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    MMMMAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEE!!!!!11!!!

  149. Mare,
    You are describing about 90% of Hawaii.

  150. Some of my best friends are hosefuckers.

  151. Jazz, who called you a racist?

    When the actual transcript of my thoughts about the President are, “He’s sounding like a Detroit n!gger,” I don’t really have to wait for someone to call me a bigot – I pretty much do it to myself. The majority of American black culture that I”ve been exposed to seems to have embraced entitlements and using race as a litmus test (which I despise in theory but end up using myself, I suspect because of my bad experiences – how’s that for irony?), and it’s really hard to distance myself from my own experiences.

    In contrast, though, I have some dear friends with whom I would be mortified to share my mental dialogue and to whom my sweeping generalizations could never apply. Add to that men like Clarence Thomas and Walter Williams and other men and women who are capable of making sound, cogent arguments without invoking race and cultural characteristics – men and women whom I unreservedly admire with absolutely no thought to their race and with whom I would be so embarrassed to share ignoble thoughts. Why can I admire some people who happen not to share my same racial genesis without even a hint of a “That’s pretty enlightened for a black person” type of thought, while others I paste with the “ghetto n*gger mentality”? I’m a fucking mess upstairs on all this shit.

  152. It is unbelievably foolish and arrogant to think that your gay freind might be attracted to you. You wouldn’t think that about every woman you meet, would you?

    Oh, come ON. It is unbelievably goofy to compare homosexual men to women. They are not the same.

  153. HAHAHA!

    “Real American Stories [Palin’s new show] features uplifting tales about overcoming adversity and we believe Mr. Smith’s [LL Cool J] interview fit that criteria. However, as it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.”

  154. I think it’s safe to say it was him, and not you.

    Yeah, he had issues. He would always refer to his boyfriend as “my black boyfriend Gene.” Every single time. “Me and my black boyfriend Gene went to the park today.” ME and my black boyfrined Gene are getting an aprtment together.”

    I finnaly said “STOP!” Call him Gene. I will know who you mean. I don’t refer to wiserbride as “my white wife wiserbride.”

    He was simply pushing to see if he could get a reaction out of me, the obviously ant-gay, racist Republican. I think it botthered him that I wouldn’t take the the bait.

  155. “I like people who have VALUES similar to mine. I could give a fuck about the color of their skin.”

    I think that would describe most of us here. I loath lazy, government sucking, losers of any color.

  156. And remember: It is unbelievably foolish and arrogant to think that your gay freind might be attracted to you.

    Come on….. Wouldn’t you have asked the same question?

  157. You wouldn’t think that about every woman you meet, would you?

    I’m pretty sure wiserbud does.

  158. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on March 31, 2010 12:11 pm

    hahaha, where did you find that cuffy?

  159. I don’t think the President sounds like that Jazz. He sounds, to me, like a college educated, progressive idiot. I think he was messed in the head by the abandonment of his (black) father, and made up for it by “keeping it real” in the black community.

    I think there is a big difference.

    I think he is just really, REALLY, really liberal. Folks in Detroit – most of them – honestly don’t know any better.

    My neighbors – who voted Democratic out of habit, were actually pretty darn conservative.

  160. Oh, come ON. It is unbelievably goofy to compare homosexual men to women. They are not the same.

    Hey, I just lifted that argument a gay co-worker once used against a straight one when it was clear that the straight one was very uncomfortable around the gay one.

    Although gay wasn’t exactly accurate. He was bisexual. I figured that it just meant that he had twice as good a chance of getting a date for Saturday nights.

  161. Uni, Hawaii is a socialist state. You know that right? 1 in 5 people work for the government. And everyone talks about getting a government job.

    I was trying to be funny using myself as a foil.

    Read my paragraph again and think of a rotten neighborhood in DC.

    Did I misunderstand you?

  162. mare, since no one else cares about my weight loss and I know you do, did you see my new weigh in stats?

  163. Hah! Jazz, if the extent of your hatred is that you call people bad names and think bad things about them in your head…look; you should see the inside of my brain when I hear some politician jiving and remember some inner city black “Reverend” who I knew.

    If thinking bad things about people is racism, then I am that, and also a murderer and some other things that I care not name.

    What have you done? Who have you oppressed?

  164. Here, LL Cool PJ: http://is.gd/b8qU6

  165. Plus, don’t you always wonder about every woman “I wonder if she thinks I’m attractive?”

  166. Personally, I don’t have an ounce of racism. We Lutherans are better than everyone else regardless of their race.

  167. I had a gay friend … actually, he claimed to be to be bi. This was back in college. Anyway, at one point he decided that he was full-on all gay, and wanted to get gay-married, the whole deal. He went from … well, a person many would suspect to be gay (although it was honestly one of the first things he would tell you about himself), to full-board lisping fag.

    We had another friend (we all worked together) who was gay, and no one had even the smallest clue. After you’d known him FOREVER he’d eventually kinda sorta get around to telling you about his friend. He’d been in a long term relationship, and they lived in an old farmhouse outside of town. Anyway, shortly before I moved out of Oxford, he died of AIDS. Very sad. He’d gotten it from a previous relationship; back in the first wave, so to speak.

    His parents wouldn’t even go to his funeral.

  168. Here, LL Cool PJ

    Gah, the comments on there are irritating.

  169. xbad – yeah, Zombie has been photo-recording the left-wing for years. He was the one that brought the true nastiness of the Folsom Street Fair to my attention.

    I think Zombie is a she, actually. I can’t tell you specifically where I came across that bit of info, but I strongly believe that’s the truth.

    And the general rule from the dog world: The more I learn about people, the more I love my dogs.

    Sounds like a Charles Buchowski quote from “Barfly”: “I don’t hate people…I just feel better when they’re not around.” Other great Buchowski quotes:

    -Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

    -Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

    -Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live

    -That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience

    -I don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there

    -Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.

  170. I’m happy about your weight loss. YEA. Go PJ.

    (chugs down a few jelly belly jelly beans my mil sent me)

  171. Wiser, it’s not you, it’s me.

    Ok not really, it’s pretty much you.

  172. I oppressed an old lady a church one time by taking the last of the chocolate covered jelly donuts.

  173. PJ, remember when I told you that if you had made it to Tahoe you’d learn all kinds of Cuffy secrets, including something about gay marriage?

  174. Thanks carin. I can really feel your enthusiasm.
    hahaha

  175. PJ, remember when I told you that if you had made it to Tahoe you’d learn all kinds of Cuffy secrets, including something about gay marriage?

    *nods head knowingly

    Ok, so when you told me your “wife’s” name was Chris, you really meant Christopher.

  176. Plus, don’t you always wonder about every woman “I wonder if she thinks I’m attractive?”

    Actually, I’d wonder what was wrong with her if she found me attractive.

    It’s the differences that make this country great.

  177. Ok not really, it’s pretty much you.

    I can change!!

    Is it my hair? My glasses? Do I talk too much in bed??

    WHAT? TELL ME!! I CAN CHANGE!!1!1!!

  178. bbl, gotta blog something real quick…

  179. Actually, I’d wonder what was wrong with her if she found me attractive.

    Ahh. But you do wonder……

    Thank you for making my point.

    EPIC WIN!!!!

  180. wiserbud would make a great Olberman

  181. I don’t think the President sounds like that Jazz. He sounds, to me, like a college educated, progressive idiot.

    The thing is, I don’t think the college-educated, progressive idiots are any different than the expectations of low-income urbanites. I don’t think the LIUs have reduced their beliefs to a mission statement or anything, but IMHO, the Obama’s Ivy League diploma is an artifice to legitimatize a very unenlightened and culturally prevalent (in my experience) view of the world.

  182. Damn it!

    I need to go pick up a tire but my wife wants to come along. She picked up a call and hasn’t gotten off the phone for ten minutes. Here I sit waiting to get that damn tire.

    She keeps motioning for me to wait.

    WTF!?!

  183. It is unbelievably foolish and arrogant to think that your gay freind might be attracted to you. You wouldn’t think that about every woman you meet, would you?

    Uh, YEAH. Every woman wants to get with me, and I want to get with ’em all. It’s a mutual lust thing, and it’s fuhr REALZ.

  184. Jazz,
    You need to move out to the Rocky Mountain States where people really don’t care who you are, what color your skin is, only how you act and treat others. Sure you have pockets of ugliness but for the most part it’s pretty live and let live. This mentality exists in minorities as well…for the most part.

    You see very little ghetto mentality, simply because we don’t have ghettos. It’s a pretty nicely mixed region, the Rocky Mountain States.

  185. I used to assume wimmin liked me, not so much anymore. Now I assume the opposite.

    Age is a ferocious motherfucking beast.

  186. You’ll just have to wait, Uni, since it’s obvious she’s got your balls in her purse.

  187. Age is big dicked black homosexual rapist on welfare who will fuck you up.

    He will fuck you up, no way to get around it.

    Pay the price.

  188. Well that’s sweet of uni’s wife. It’s probably cosy in there.

    *cues al gore voice

    I have PJD’s nuts in a lockbox

  189. You’ll just have to wait, Uni, since it’s obvious she’s got your balls in her purse.

    FIFY

  190. What have you done? Who have you oppressed?

    Well, I sleep on 700-count sheets that look like the Tennessee flag, if that counts. But I don’t wear them out around the flaming cross in the yard or anything.

    Actually, I actively police myself to make SURE that I’m not even giving off a hint of racial disparagement to the point that my racial hygiene is immaculate in practice. Unless I bare my soul, no one would have any idea of the internal battles I fight on this issue.

  191. “You’ll just have to wait, Uni, since it’s obvious she’s got your balls in her purse.”

    You have no idea.

    she probably wants to run some errands when we get the tire. It’s snowing here and she hates to drive in the snow.

  192. Wouldn’t it be a whole lot easier to not give a crap what other people think?

  193. You need to move out to the Rocky Mountain States where people really don’t care who you are, what color your skin is, only how you act and treat others.

    You know, there’s a great deal of truth there. When the racial pressure’s off (and it has diminished immensely now that I’m out of SE Michigan, but it’s not completely gone), my own internal battles are far more infrequent. Add to that better prospects of more lucrative employment and you just might inspire an interstate emigration.

  194. Well, I think if you stop beating yourself up and just learn to laugh at the crazy things that pop up in your head, you’d be better off. Why tie yourself up in knots about this if you’re not hurting anybody?

  195. Wouldn’t it be a whole lot easier to not give a crap what other people think?

    Logic is not appreciated in hostage discussions, capiche?

  196. Ok, l’ve had it!!! Looking at this face makes me actually have rage!! RAGE I SAY!!!

    http://michellemalkin.com/

  197. Wouldn’t it be a whole lot easier to not give a crap what other people think?

    Yeah, but then I’m afraid I might go all David Duke. I tend to believe the worst about myself, though, and I’m really never as bad as I paint myself to be. I’d probably just end up being a Don Rickles or a white Redd Foxx.

  198. Unless I bare my soul, no one would have any idea of the internal battles I fight on this issue.

    Everybody fights that battle. MAybe to different degrees, but anyone who says they are not is lying.

    It’s like when Flava Flav was on Howard Stern a while back and he kept repeating “I don’t see color when I look at people. I’m colorblind like that!”

    Then, not 1 minute later, he was rejoicing that we finally had a black President.

    They have convinced themselves so completely that they are so much better and have risen above us lesser beings that they cannot see just how ignorant and idiotic they are.

  199. Jazz,
    It’s true. I used to travel a lot on business and for the life of me, if I were an intelligent brother living in the Midwest/SE/or NE, I would bolt to the Rocky Mountain States and all other states west, minus Cal. Less pressure to “be real” or street or whatever you want to call it because no one cares out here. The minorities out here tend to be less radical and more individually minded because of the environment. I know it sounds like I am generalizing but there is a lot of truth to this.

    If you are black and the only other blacks you meet are in the Air Force, or doctors, or teachers, or business people, you will more likely than not be positively influenced. That ghetto shit you have in Detroit/St. Louis/Chicago just doesn’t exist here.

    There are small pockets in Seattle and Phoenix, and big pockets in LA and SF, but other than that most of the cities are liberated and feel completely different.

    It’s nice.

    It’s not a utopia, but it’s nice.

  200. Wife is still on the fucking phone.

  201. Uni, they have these things nowadays called cell phones. You can use them while you travel around – they even work Miles away from home. You should look into one for the misses.

  202. Well, I think if you stop beating yourself up and just learn to laugh at the crazy things that pop up in your head, you’d be better off. Why tie yourself up in knots about this if you’re not hurting anybody?

    You know, if it were just okay to acknowledge this kind of shit and move on, life would be easier. If we could be honest that everyone experiences this – and I believe everyone DOES experience it to a certain extent – instead of pretending that no distasteful thoughts ever cross our minds and that it’s inconceivable that someone who espouses equal respect for all human beings ever can have less-than-idealistic inclinations, we’d be better off as a group. I have a friend with whom I fight regularly. He’s a decent guy and a lot of fun, we just cross swords on certain things and get pissed at each other. He came to me once and started in with a recitation of problems, and I just said to him, “Look, if you want to be friends with me, understand we’re going to fight sometimes. I’ll get over it. If you will, too, and just understand that our arguments are part of the dynamic of our friendship – and accept that fact – our friendship can work.” All of his arguments dropped out, and he just said, “Okay. That works for me.” We still fight, and we both know that we’ll get over our disagreement, and neither of us carries any resentment forward. It’s a marvelous way to live, and it’s one of the best friendships I’ve got.

  203. agile,
    HA! She is on her cell and I think she is helping a friend with information she needs to access.

    Otherwise I think I would be on the road.
    Still, she knew the lady who was calling is a talker, and a fucking dweeb who needs her hand held, and white, so I can’t believe she took the call.

  204. The thing is, I don’t think the college-educated, progressive idiots are any different than the expectations of low-income urbanites. I don’t think the LIUs have reduced their beliefs to a mission statement or anything, but IMHO, the Obama’s Ivy League diploma is an artifice to legitimatize a very unenlightened and culturally prevalent (in my experience) view of the world.

    Oh, but there is a difference. It’s a parasitic relationship. Obama and his ilk are driven by the idea of “equality” (social, economic, whatever) and with the belief that they (the elites) can arrange a better society. They just got move a few things around, yada yada yada. I don’t think LIU have the same desire. Most of them would be perfectly happy to become the rich. Most of them have NO grand desire for social justice. That they take from society, it doesn’t expand to anything bigger. Any desire for a more equal society. Do you think they give a hoot about the poor whites living in the trailer parks North of 8 mile?

    Well, let me amend that. Race politics dovetails VERY nicely with the progressive movement as a whole. But it is just one slice. Their slice. For the rest of the agenda, they don’t care so much.

    Obama may have, at one point, been more focused on black politics. But, necessity has forced him to expand it to include the entire proggy agenda.

  205. Wife is still on the fucking phone.

    Then maybe you should have yelled: “Hurry up and get on my phone, bitch!”

  206. Yeah, see Jazz, that’s the kind of friendship you have to have with yourself. Or at least with that Archie Bunker type that lives in your brain with you.

  207. OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!! LIAR FUCKING LIAR!!!!

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20001443-503544.html

  208. Wife is still on the fucking phone.

    I know what will get her off. Call her a crazy bitch.

  209. Car in,
    The entire progressive/Marxist agenda hinges on racial identity politics. It’s one of most racist ideologies ever.

  210. “Who have you oppressed?”

    More people need to be asking that question.

    PJM, I had to take my daughter to school, just got back, excellent job on the 21 pounds. I think very restrictive diets are really good for showing yourself the type of control you can have when you want to. Mentally they put you through a lot of stuff. Which I think is good. Saying no, a lot, is a very good exercise.

  211. I don’t really think you and I are different pages, Carin.

    BTW, what’s the skinny on the spacing in your name? I saw someone reference it the other day (DiT?), but they didn’t have the knowledge to elaborate.

  212. Hmm

    They’ll never get out alive

  213. Uni – I don’t necessarily agree with that. I think the prog agenda USES racial identity politics.

    Just as it used worker’s rights, then women’s rights, then racial equality, and (for a while) Global warming. Those are all vehicles it used to serve its ends.

    Critical theory. Frankfort School. all that.

  214. http://i.imgur.com/ZGbMt.jpg

    HAHAHAHAHA

    her name is car in Jazz, not karen

  215. Mare, even after my long absence, you’re still a smokin’ hottie. That is all.

  216. Jazz, it’s a pronunciation guide.

  217. mesa, I nearly spit my coffee. That was hysterical.

  218. I loath republicans with no back bone.

    I like Jazz and I’m not talking about the music.

  219. mesa – do you surf? Cause that pic you linked should make you think twice about it. It actually looks like a scene from one of the cheap scifi channel movies – Mutant Seaweed Attacks! “When the ocean turns the salad table on us!”

  220. I don’t really think you and I are different pages, Carin.

    No, not really. Except I’m not the horrible racist you are ;)

  221. I just spammed this to the co-morons, but some big news: we test fired one of our Trident nuclear missiles in Saudi Arabia. I wonder if Obama new about that.

    http://is.gd/b8uoT

  222. Thank you, Carin. You don’t know the months of torment that quesion has caused me. Just to reassure you, too, given my discussion of this morning, I don’t secretly think “Karen” when I read your name, either.

  223. I want to surf.

  224. I like Jazz and I’m not talking about the music.

    Uh-HUH! Uh-HUH! Uh-HUH! Uh-HUH!

    *does the cabbage patch (really poorly)*

    :-)

  225. No, not really. Except I’m not the horrible racist you are

    Bwahahahahahahahahah! There is that!!!

  226. Cuffy’s a whore.

    A dirty filthy WHORE.

  227. I want to surf.

    The porn tides on the internets are endless and full of big swells.

  228. Thank you mare!

    I want to surf.

    Me too. I got SO spoiled by the warm Florida waters. I ain’t getting in the Pacific till August when I take my kids to their annual surf camp.

  229. Hey, mesa – that restaurant you and Sohita and Count and Ember went to – is that in Galveston?

  230. Nope, Seabrook.

  231. A dirty filthy WHORE.

    hehehehe! Me love you long time! Five dollah!

  232. BTW, Galveston beaches are among the shittiest I’ve ever visited. Fucking sand is like concrete. I love soft, white sand (raaaaacist!), not that fucking parking-lot shit you find down Galveston way.

  233. Is that restaurant on a boat?

  234. Actually, my question is whether the restaurant is at the docks. I went to a great restaurant on the docks around there, and I’m trying to remember the name of the joint….

  235. You see very little ghetto mentality, simply because we don’t have ghettos. It’s a pretty nicely mixed region, the Rocky Mountain States.

    I experienced some pretty blatant ghetto mentality when we visited a pueblo in New Mexico. Then again, reservations are pretty much ghettos in the literal sense.

  236. BTW, Galveston beaches are among the shittiest I’ve ever visited

    Jazz if feeling a bit froggy today.

  237. Great line from Don Surber today:

    Liberals have not had a new thought since Stalin died.
    Obama admits Palin was right « Don Surber, http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/11646

  238. Why is the electorate pissed off?

    Maybe it’s because we’re governed by idiots.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304370304575151760348759360.html?

  239. Who put the new header up. Love it. Loved that show.

    Pronounced Foonkay.

  240. Jazz if feeling a bit froggy today.

    I see you’re intimidated by my sunny disposition. Meteorologists generally recommend a +45 SPF before conversing with me. :-)

  241. Downtown Galveston beaches are a little nasty. South or North of there they are nicer. The restaurant is not on a boat, but there is a bar around here on a boat. There are a bunch of places right here that are on the water. This one is on the channel that heads out to Galveston Bay from Clear Lake.

    Most people that are not from around here, end up here — http://www.kemahboardwalk.com/flash_content/flash_content.html

    Crappy over priced tourist restaurants.

  242. Jazz if feeling a bit froggy today.

    stupid lisp

  243. lithp

  244. I want to surf a smurf.

    FTFY. See? You’re not a racist.

  245. What’s the name of the place, mesa? I swear I’ve been there.

  246. I was not at a tourist place, mesa. I was with locals. God, I swear I’ve been there. We were right on the channel and there were docks right next to the joint where the freighters and tankers were being offloaded. It was a great restaurant on a working wharf, not a touristy place at all.

  247. Cuffy’s a whore.

    A dirty filthy WHORE.
    {strum}

  248. Mesa, are you still staying with Count and Sohos? What’s the rental/buying situation like there?

  249. Anyone been following Breitbart’s aventures with the Searchlight eggers and the Tea Party Express? Hahahaahahahah! I loved how the IBEW provocateur who blamed Breitbart for inciting conflict was caught on camera with an egg in his hand!

  250. Why is the electorate pissed off?

    Maybe it’s because we’re governed by idiots.

    It’s almost as if reality is nothing more than a vast conspiracy against the left and their ideas.

  251. Mesa, are you still staying with Count and Sohos? What’s the rental/buying situation like there?

    funny you should ask that mare, look what I was JUST checking out this second!!

    The prices are SO cheap!!

    http://houston.craigslist.org/reo/1667925323.html

  252. in fact, check out all these

    http://houston.craigslist.org/search/rea?query=kemah&catAbbreviation=rea&bedrooms=3

    so, so cheap and they’re nice houses!

  253. Amazing, PJM. Do you know if Mesa is still with Count and Sohos?

  254. look at this one!

    http://houston.craigslist.org/reo/1670230362.html

    cheap and cute

  255. “It’s almost as if reality is nothing more than a vast cospiracy against the left and their ideas.”

    Wiser, that is somewhat brilliant.

    No, that is actually brilliant.

  256. PJ, the real estate market in TX is awesome. I so, so, so want to convince my GF to move there. She’s not being very agreeable on this point, though.

  257. Jazz, we are about twenty five miles from Galveston on Clear Lake and Galveston Bay. The freighters don’t come in by us, the ones that go into the bay continue up into the Houston Shipping channel.

    Yup, still at Count’s and Sohos’, the real estate market here is a huge buyers market right now. You’ll be amazed at the value. If you like, I can put you in touch with a great local guy.

  258. Amazing, PJM. Do you know if Mesa is still with Count and Soho

    I’m pretty sure he is.

    Hey, if you move to Texas and you’re there in September, we’ll be able to meetup at the meetup Michael and Cathy are having.

    PJD said he’d go.

  259. I don’t know why, really, but we never considered Houston. Clear lake looks beautiful.

  260. laura, Carin, and the rest of y’all – thanks for the probing questions and discussions above. I don’t think I’ve resolved anything, but I find a lot of solace in our conversations.

  261. God almighty, mare – Houston had the most miserable clime I’ve ever lived in. It was so humid and hot for so many months. I once was a runner of sorts, and I had to run at 3 AM: It was the only time cool enough during the day. And the parking lot at the park would be jammed – truly – at that time of night/morning. I had so much company that I was never afraid for my safety in any part of the park I used to run in, even the heavily wooded parts, and I generally see anal rapists who want the untried, sweet loving comfort of my ass around every corner and behind every tree.

  262. Mare’s gotta be used to the humidity living in Hawaii and all.

    I actually felt the crows feet branching out on my face when I came back to California. It’s so flippin’ dry.

  263. He didn’t really know how to back out of the interview since we found out about the pay this morning.

    Well, if he’s offered it, not being able to afford a promotion is a viable excuse for turning it down. It also might give him some negotiating strength. I recently told my boss that I have to find another job because I can’t afford to work here anymore. He’s not thrilled, but he gets it.

  264. I lived in Florida 14 years. That’s awful humidity without the trade winds.

    When I’m in a place like Park City, I age 10 years from the dry air and cold.

  265. Having lived in Florida and California, I love the California sun, but for my skin, I prefer the humidity. I really do.

  266. When I think about it, while I was in California my nose (inside gross) was always dry. Forgot about California.

  267. It’s awful isn’t it mare? Madeleine is getting bloody noses right now pretty much every day.

  268. Clear Lake, League City, Seabrook, Taylor Lake are all amazing areas to live in.

  269. and I generally see anal rapists who want the untried, sweet loving comfort of my ass around every corner and behind every tree.

  270. Mesa has completely assimilated into the culture here. The people are so incredibly nice and gracious. He has his own little areas where he is considered a “local” already.

  271. Nassau Bay is also

  272. “Untried” was key to the comment, xbrad. KEY.

  273. ugh, I’m bored today and it’s cold outside. I actually got sunburnt yesterday and now it’s too cold to go outside.

    I think I’m gonna go soak in the tub and read.

    Well, I’ll get about a half a paragraph read before the wee ones are beating down my door to come inside.

  274. Jazz we are in between Houston and Galveston on the water. I HATE being landlocked so you do get the breezes off the Bay and Lake so its not so bad out here

  275. I submit that Clear Lake and the rest of coastal Tejas has a climate similar to coastal Florida. The problem with Houston is not the climate, rather it is the refugees from New Orleans who brought their welfare/crime mentality with them and now won’t leave.

  276. When I’m in a place like Park City, I age 10 years from the dry air and cold.

    What? Being 30 isn’t that bad, is it?

    I HATE being landlocked so you do get the breezes off the Bay

    To those of us not use to Texas super-sizes, those breezes are called hurricanes.

  277. Yeah Houston has issues but once you get about 20-30 miles outside the city then it is ok MCPO

  278. you do get the breezes off the Bay and Lake

    That’s huge, Sohita, and could make a huge difference in my opinion. I’m a fair-skinned Irish Polack, and I wither in unrelenting heat.

  279. I so expected to take more abuse for being gone so long. You ladies are getting soft. The Rubber-Fisted One isn’t here though, so I guess my trepidation is not yet completely alleviated.

  280. its still hot but we get out on the Lake in the evenings and it is really very nice

  281. True story:

    My employer (at the time) was moving me to Austin. When I was there for a week on a house-hunting trip, a hurricane blew into the Gulf, and headed almost due west towards Austin. And here I am, a Yankee, thinking, less than 1 week and I already am seeing a hurricane? We see one or two a decade in N.E. What am I doing moving to Texas?

    It was three of the best years of my life. Man, I had me some fun in TX.

  282. April come she will
    When streams are ripe and swelled with rain;
    May, she will stay,
    Resting in my arms again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxsoNoUOM8Q

  283. I LOVE TX

  284. What’s the effing POL password?

  285. Bob Wills would be proud!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhaehb5AnE

  286. T for Texas
    T for Tennessee
    T-ee-ee for Texas
    T for Tennesse
    T for Thelma, gal made a fool outta me.

  287. I have Bob Willis and the TX PBs on my iPhone/iPod, Chief. I am a HUGE fan.

  288. What’s the effing POL password?

    Rosetta’s favorite sexual aid.

  289. Nevermind on the PW thing. I got it.

  290. Jazz – I love Bob Wills. Western Swing is an under-rated American musical genre, IMHO.

  291. nap time. The Dr. took 10 vials of blood from me today so I am just a little tired. UGH! BBL

  292. I effing wrote “Willis.” Duh. You’re right, Chief – waaaaay underrated.

  293. G’nite, sohos. I’m envious.

  294. Hahahahaha! xbrad sleeps with Dolly! What a whore.

  295. A bunch of history majors work at Us Weekly. Here they are describing Jesse James’ logo:

    Though some have suggested that his West Coast Choppers logo resembles the Third Reich emblem, the biker is “just a history buff,”

    The Iron Cross (on which the Chopper logo is based) was first awarded during the Napoleonic Wars nearly 200 years ago.

    Whatever. Us needs to stick to the paparazzi shit and stop trying to be real journalists:

    http://is.gd/b8BhH

  296. “I experienced some pretty blatant ghetto mentality when we visited a pueblo in New Mexico. Then again, reservations are pretty much ghettos in the literal sense.”

    Ah, well, yes, I am not referring to life on “The Res”. I spent some time volunteering on reservations in Arizona and came away with a very bitter experience.

    The culture on “The Res” is probably one of the most racist and bitter you can find anywhere. It’s both a literal and intellectual ghetto.

    Don’t move to a reservation Jazz.

  297. heh

    Watch the whole thing:

  298. Got the tire.

    Found out why the missus was on the phone for so long…..a competitive mother called wanting to know why our son did so well in class when hers didn’t. The implication….her son is smarter, how did ours pull it off.

    I sometimes hate people.

  299. Don’t move to a reservation Jazz.

    Fuck. I heard such great things about the native Irish and Polish reservations, too.

    / The only reservations that I know Irish and Polacks have are related to eating brightly colored food – all our shit is brown and grows underground.

  300. Don’t move to a reservation Jazz.

    HA!

    “This firewater has got me heapum fucked up — I’m already at 7 Rosettas!”

  301. The cool thing about Bob Wills was that back in his era he and his music was universally popular. Nowadays the young people and many adults would just consider him a redneck.

  302. HA! I finally found something weirder than the stuff Mesa links (stolen from American Digest):

    http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

  303. “The implication….her son is smarter, how did ours pull it off.”

    That kind of beeeoch gets on my last nerve.

  304. I’m going to the coney for some dogs for lunch. BBIAB.

  305. “My dog’s smarter than your dog
    My dog’s smarter than yours
    My dog’s smarter ’cause he eat postmen
    My dog’s smarter than yours”

  306. “My dog’s smarter than your dog
    My dog’s smarter than yours
    My dog’s smarter ’cause he eats postmen
    My dog’s smarter than yours”

  307. I think we have an echo.

  308. Fixed!

  309. I loved your comment last night about going in the backdoor.

  310. Mare, if you want to be near the water — you have to consider SE Houston. The rest of the state is nice, it’s just not coastal.

    Kind of best of both worlds here. Big city nearby, waterfront, small town kind of feel summer town living.

  311. This is a friend of ours that does local real estate — http://www.clearlakehomebuyer.com/

    You can get some steals right on the water now.

  312. The King of Western Swing
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Ck1dUZK24

  313. IMO all Texas beaches are too near major river outlets in order to be worth a shit. To much silt mixed in with the sand. I haven’t been to a whole lot of places but Huntington Beach CA and both sides of FL and all of them are better than anything I’ve been to in TX. Nowhere I’ve been compares to the Bahamas though.

  314. Not sure how to classify Junior Brown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M

  315. Padre beaches are gorgeous, just kinda far.

  316. Old Rural Texas Joke:

    Q: Why do all the ladies hate Bob Wills?

    A: Cause he yells “YAWHOOOOO” during the middle of every piece.

    My gramps told me that one when I was of such an age to understand. I reckon I was close to 20.

  317. Padre ain’t bad. The Rio Grande must flow south when it leaves the mainland or somehting. I’d still rather be in Panama City FL though.

  318. PG – Some of the best in the world are the pink sand beaches of Bermuda

    http://tinyurl.com/yhyxsdb

  319. One of my favorites of Junior’s tunes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEzT5MusFs

  320. I’d like to get to Bermuda one of these days. Isn’t the culture there extremely English? Like….even more English than Canada? Seems like I saw something on that one time.

  321. PG – I was on a NASA tracking site. The culture was quite accommodating IIRC.

  322. Chief, check out Wayne “the Train” Hancock, and Hank III.

  323. Nowhere I’ve been compares to the Bahamas though.

    I’ve never been to the Bahamas, but the west coast of Michigan (e.g., Grand Haven) has the cleanest, whitest, softest, most beautiful beach sand I’ve ever seen.

  324. H/S – Good stuff!

  325. “That kind of beeeoch gets on my last nerve.”

    Mare,
    Yup, and what’s infuriating is she has no idea how she is coming across, or maybe she does. At this point I wish I didn’t even know the family.

    Plus, you do not want to fuck with my wife. That’s the thing about some people, they fuck with you but in a very genteel and underhanded way, thinking that they can say shit to you without you reacting, my wife doesn’t go for that shit. She grew up a redneck, dirt poor, with four redneck brothers, she is tough. She is also smart as shit. She worked her ass off in school and got accepted to Princeton with a partial scholarship, decided against it because she wanted to be a teacher and even with the partial scholarship, who wants to start as a teacher already 40,000 in debt. Full ride scholarship from a state school, summers spent modeling in LA to make up the difference.

    She is smart, tough, and will fuck you up if you start playing footsy with her in this way. You start fucking with her kids and you are dead.

    We don’t put a lot of pressure on our kids to get A’s, just lots of support, this other mom puts pressure and pretty much does her sons homework. She thinks he is the smartest kid in school.

    Fucking jerk.

    Sorry for the rant, I am just pissed, but leaving up to my wife to handle.

    I don’t care if I see that lady, her husband, or her kid again.

    Damn but she pissed me off.

  326. I was there that evening. Awesome time.

  327. but the west coast of Michigan (e.g., Grand Haven) has the cleanest, whitest, softest, most beautiful beach sand I’ve ever seen

    Of course, it’s only warm enough to use them 2 weeks a year, and you still need a wetsuit if you’re actually gonna go IN the water. But they are beautiful….

  328. you do not want to fuck with my wife…

    my wife doesn’t go for that shit…

    she is tough…

    She is also smart as shit…

    You start fucking with her kids and you are dead…

    So, tell us again, just how did you convince this wonderful-sounding woman to have anything to do with a freak such as you? :-)

  329. agile,
    I caught her at a low point in her life. I knew enough about business that you buy low.

  330. TAKE THAT MOM!!

  331. Sean?

    http://projectkickass.com/2740/

  332. That not the way you do it kid.

  333. “Sean?”

    Ha Ha!
    Stupid emo.

  334. Great shot

    Well, if it had been his Mother-in-law, it would have been.

  335. I don’t feel obligated to be friends with people I don’t want to be friends with. I’ve learned the hard way (via several scars on my back) that unless they are a dear friend people will operate with only their interests in mind. Seen it a million times. School, sports and business. We’ve taken hits to do the right thing. Got crapped on for it, but ended up in a better position because we did the right thing. We know people that lied to our faces, undermined our position, lied to others, stole things outright etc.

    Don’t bother giving any lectures about the goodness of people. I have friends that would go to the end of the world for me.

    There’s a reason we moved to the most isolated islands in the world.

  336. Mare,
    We are done with this family. The relationship was already a little strained (because of the way the mom is) but this is the straw.

  337. Hahahahahaha

    I just posted this on FaceChimp:

    “Remember when protest was considered the highest form of patriotism, and how the media portrayed protestors as angry dangerous people whose rhetoric was over the top and could lead to violence?”

    And my secretary from many years ago, who is a lefty loon now living in Albuquerque posted this:
    “Yeah. I remember protesting sending troops to Iraq! What a fun time. Riot gear. Tear gas. Nightsticks. Nights spent in jail. Aaahh. Good times. Patriotic protesting….”

    I thanked her for making my point. Leftards are dense.

  338. Help Me!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4oY8ojxp_8

  339. Of course, it’s only warm enough to use them 2 weeks a year, and you still need a wetsuit if you’re actually gonna go IN the water. But they are beautiful….

    You’re a wuss. Lake Michigan is downright balmy.

    Lake Huron or Lake Superior? Now that’s for a man to cool off in.

  340. I thanked her for making my point. Leftards are dense.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a maroon! What an ultra-maroon!

  341. Help Me!!

    Chief, I loved the Miles of Aisle album, with the L.A. Express. I’m pretty much a ’70s hard rock fan, but always like Joni.

  342. “What a maroon”

    Indeed.

    Was she that stupid as your secretary.

  343. I’m having a hard time with question marks today.

  344. All your question marks are belong to us!

  345. I think a lot of stuff I have/do belongs to Hostages.

  346. Lake Huron or Lake Superior? Now that’s for a man to cool off in.

    I’ve done a lot of diving in Huron and Superior. I did a live-aboard on Isle Royal – 11 dives in three days, late July. Deepest dive 150′. Bottom temperature 34f. Surface temperature 55f.

  347. Jazz,
    I was thinking, the next time you think you are a racist…think about this:
    http://tinyurl.com/yku8lup

    Look at that picture then remind yourself that a true racist would not find that woman hot. They would see her as some sort of sub human.

    Problem solved.

  348. Was she that stupid as your secretary?

    *Inserts question mark for Mare*

    She was a good secretary, but man oh man, did we ever get in some heated debates. I used to have her sputtering like like a ditched blind date.

  349. Good call, hiring a stupid person to be your secretary, Hotspur.

    At leats that way, you can be pretty sure she’s not stealing from you.

    Obviously, our mistake was hiring someone who was way smarter…..waaaaaaaaaaaaay smarter… than those who run the place.

  350. Thanks, Uni. ;-) She is so very, very hot. She makes me want to go all Thomas Jefferson/Sally Hemmings on her. :P

  351. Today is the first day of the year to hit 70 degrees (F, of course) in Michigan. I went to get lunch near the lake by my office, and I felt like a Victorian prude: All the womens were showing off calf and neck and bare forearms, and it was exciting! Not even erogenous flesh, just non-descript, utilitarian womanflesh. Man, I can tell it’s spring. You can overlay sentience on a mammal, but that has no effect on the drive that revs up when spring hits.

  352. Eddie, I’m afraid to click the link. I don’t think my blood pressure can take it.

  353. Jazz,
    A test.

    What do you see:
    http://tinyurl.com/yg2thcq

  354. Jazz,

    Another test.

    Please, tell me what you see when you look at this picture:

    http://tinyurl.com/yg7o34g

  355. Good call, hiring a stupid person to be your secretary, Hotspur.

    Well, she was a hot young blond, so there was that.

  356. Delicious hotness, mocha in flavor.

    Like I’ve said before, I’m a fair-haired Irish Polack. My hair is blond tending red. My tastes in women are completely opposite; they run to dark hair, skin, and eyes, irrespective of ethnicity. Asian? Yum. Black? Yum? Hispanic? Yum. My gf is 1/2 Mexican, 1/2 Irish. I tease and tell her I only want the good half (the Mexican). I do like redheads, though, too – they’re a perverse, enticing, exciting breed. Maybe it’s because I love a good argument??? I don’t know. Women are awesome. Except when they’re bitching at me or I’m holding their hair while they puke from intoxication. Neither of those are so cool.

  357. What do you see:

    A really nice smile.

  358. Another test.

    Please, tell me what you see when you look at this picture:

    *fade to black*

    Nothing. All the blood just left my head and my eyes don’t work anymore. Wow.

  359. Jazz,
    One more question.

    Would you, how you say, hit it?
    http://tinyurl.com/ykmngrq

  360. Okay, Jazz. Here’s your last test.

    http://tinyurl.com/ye2e4u6

  361. Would you, how you say, hit it?

    Nine ways from Sunday and twice for good measure.

    I don’t think you’ve asked enough questions to form an opinion on my racism yet.

  362. Please, tell me what you see when you look at this picture:

    Really ugly earrings.

  363. Okay, Jazz. Here’s your last test.

    Ugh. I’m not into donkey shows, and I’ve never been to Tiajuana.

  364. Well, there you go then, I don’t believe you are racist and I clear you for public interaction.

    If you ever wonder if you are a racist, just got to this site:
    [Hey, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea for a link]

    If you are repulsed, you are not a racist.

  365. Okay, Jazz. Here’s your last test.

    You, sir, are a cad! May you get stuck in an elevator with a large sweaty man with bad gas.

  366. “Okay, Jazz. Here’s your last test.”

    Who snuck that into my Rorschach test.

    Now Jazz will require additional counseling.

  367. Who snuck that into my Rorschach test.

    Now Jazz will require additional counseling.

    We all will.

  368. Jazz,

    What do you see here?

    http://tinyurl.com/2tb3s2

  369. No shit. That’s the king of all bait and switch routines.

  370. What do you see here?

    Bwhahahahahah – Buckwheat gone tranny!

  371. Jazz,
    One final test.

    How does this make you feel:
    http://tinyurl.com/yzllsnn

  372. …in three days, late July. …. Surface temperature 55f.

    As you said: “I thanked her for making my point.”

  373. If you are repulsed, you are not a racist.

    That shit creeps me out like the Daniel Pearl beheading video. Seriously, that’s the kind of vibe I get from it – I’m looking at it, I know it has no redeeming value, I feel smaller because I’m looking at it only to satisfy some prurient interest, I’m ashamed for looking at it, and I feel permanently soiled because I can’t unwatch it. :-(

  374. Deepest dive 150′

    Cold and dark down there. Had an air out from a free flow at 150′ in Lake Michigan — in May. It was a fun ride back up — current kept trying to take us back down. Probably the worst hit I’ve taken.

  375. Thanks for linking storm front here and getting us on a government watch list.

    Again.

  376. Nothing, Uni. It’s like looking at scissors, or a tire, or lettuce. Just nothing.

  377. Uni, either you have mad google-fu skills, or have some very interesting tastes in your private image collection….

  378. Again.

    We got taken off?

  379. Well, this is a good thread to link Stormfront from, since I pretty much aired my racist laundry today in this very thread. Nothing untoward here.

  380. Damn it!! Not thinking I clicked on the link.

    How do I scrub my hard drive?

  381. “Nothing, Uni. It’s like looking at scissors, or a tire, or lettuce. Just nothing.”

    Ok, we have learned two things about you today.
    1. You are attracted to attractive black women.
    2. You are not attracted to naked black men with strategically placed footballs.

    However, I find it interesting that you associated the football to scissors, a tire, and lettuce.

    Scissors-used to cut with and can penetrate
    Tire-Something you ride on
    Lettuce-Something you eat.

    Very interesting.

  382. sadly, I clicked too should be a warning for that crap

  383. “Thanks for linking storm front here and getting us on a government watch list.”

    Didn’t even think about that. sorry.

    In this day and age you can’t be too careful.

  384. How do I scrub my hard drive?

    Whoah…. So many really awesome answers . . . .

  385. It’s not like I hid the name of the link, it didn’t say “tinyurl.

    Still, sorry about that.

  386. Just got here. Who needs a beatin’?

  387. And the “I, Rosetta, am a Proud Racist” tab in the header doesn’t draw any negative attention? Yes, I know if you click it and read it, you see a different story. But we’re talking liberal loons or goverment flunkies here, not intelligence.

  388. howdy Romy we never talk anymore

  389. Who needs a beatin’?

    Uni, mare, and sohos. Uni for posting a certain link, and mare and sohos for clicking on it.

  390. Hi sohos, no we don’t. When are you coming to Birmingham?

  391. It’s not like I hid the name of the link, it didn’t say “tinyurl.

    Still, sorry about that.

    * Pulls out eraser *

  392. Well a lot of plans changed b/c of my surgeries etc and now that I start my new job on Monday I dont know when I am going to get out that way

  393. “Uni, mare, and sohos. Uni for posting a certain link, and mare and sohos for clicking on it.”

    Ok, let’s all just calm the fuck down.

    Lets put the guns down, close the blinds, and step away from the doors and windows.

    *Mare has her gun pointed at Sohos, Sohos has her gun pointed at me, and I have my gun pointed at Mare.

    *Sohos has sweat dripping from her chin into her cleavage and is breathing heavily.

    *Mare has blood trickling into her eye from a cut on her forehead.

    *I am only wearing a thong

    Everyone just calm down.

    *hears helicopters and sirens in the distance.

  394. How do I scrub my hard drive?

    One of those red horseshoe shaped super magnets they use to sell would do the trick. Or a quick visit to the CERN Hadron Super Collider..

    At least tell IE to clear your history when you’re done.

  395. Drive time. Or bio-break time. I have to decide whether to foul the office bathroom, or take it home and annoy the gf and kids, which really is scads of fun.

  396. http://tinyurl.com/yh2rhdq

  397. **hits uniball with clue bat**

    Ooooh, that felt good.

  398. *Sohos has sweat dripping from her chin into her cleavage and is breathing heavily.

    Pictures!

    *I am only wearing a thong

    That you can skip.

  399. **hits uniball with clue bat**

    Again!

    Pinata Time!

  400. That you can skip.

    Picture-wise, I mean. You naked is an image I. Just. Don’t. Want.

  401. “Pictures!”

    http://tinyurl.com/yjv79lx

  402. how many boys here like the movie “Fletch”?

  403. I’m outta here.

    Sorry about linking that folks, truly.

    I didn’t think it would be a problem

  404. Sohita – I thought the first one was funny.

  405. Mesa, I use Poseidins and have never had one free flow – my main regulator is a Poseidin as is my octopus and my pony bottle. Maybe I’ve just been lucky, but at 150′ that is scary shit.

  406. sohos – those are the Chevy Chase ones, right? Haven’t seen them in so long I forgot them. But since I know I only saw them once, I’d have to say “Yawn”.

  407. I was just wondering

  408. I didn’t think it would be a problem

    I think Rosetta should use that picture you linked at http://tinyurl.com/yjv79lx
    as a Proof Of Life for you as payback.

  409. Sohos, I liked the first one. The one with Julianne Phillips was annoying.

  410. I didn’t see Fletch.

  411. Mesa, I use Poseidins rubberfists and have never had one free flow fall out – my main regulator buttplug is a Poseidin rubberfist as is my octopus and my pony bottle dong. Maybe I’ve just been lucky, but at 150′ 12 inches that is scary shit.

    FTFY.

  412. The first “Fletch” movie was hilarious.

  413. That picture of the moobs is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever see. Moobs, sores, piercing, tooth necklace, hairy (in a bad way).

    *Thud

  414. Is anyone going to see Clash of the Titans?

  415. Hey Andy, how’s the pool coming along? I found plans for converting basement stairs into a water slide if you need them…

  416. That picture of the moobs is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever see. Moobs, sores, piercing, tooth necklace, hairy (in a bad way).

    I’ll second that statement.

    I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

  417. I agree as well I mean what a disgusting man

  418. Is anyone going to see Clash of the Titans?

    We usually don’t go to the movies – we wait until they come out on DVD. I do want to see this, but it is what? the third remake?

  419. WHERE IS HHD??

  420. I agree as well I mean what a disgusting man

    Want to know what’s the worst part? That’s not a man.

    :-)

  421. We’re waiting for you to make it, Cyn.

  422. I think it is only the 2nd remake and we never go to the movies. I hate the theater but I really want to see this one on the big screen.

  423. hmmmmmmmm I wonder if PJM forgot

  424. Want to know what’s the worst part? That’s not a man.

    *throws up in mouth all the way*

    Thanks AD!

  425. Heh.
    I was at this over the weekend:
    http://www.youtube.com/user/thecanyons#p/u/6/ID9Lrubnvf0

    Fun stuff.

  426. You want to throw one together or may I?

  427. I hate the theater

    We generally avoid it. But we have managed to go a few times when no-one else is there – Halloween and other “holidays”. Everybody else is at parties or such – you can get a private screening sometimes.

  428. I want to see COTT, but will wait. The sound mixing in theaters makes it impossible for me to discern the dialogue. I’ll wait for the DVD!

  429. you go for it cyn I am on Counts laptop and it is a pain in my ass

  430. Okay – drive time. I have errands to do.

    Good night ladies. Good night gents. Kiss my ass, uni.

    :-)

  431. impossible for me to discern the dialogue.

    I have that problem too. I turn to my wife and say “What was that?”

    And she responds with her shoulders up around her ears.

    We don’t go anymore.

  432. I am on Counts laptop and it is a pain in my ass

    FTFY

  433. H/S – Mine is, “What did he say?” Annoys the crap out of Herself.

  434. I am on Counts laptop and it is a pain in my ass

    :) :) :) :)

  435. I’m making HHD poat–brb.

  436. Sohos! Work it GF!

  437. That someone could type that well with their tush is amazing!

  438. I did forget. Sorry guys. I didn’t realize until I was on the navy base that I forgot.

  439. does mesa not know that Tobias Funke is a guy from Arrested Development?

  440. Hey Andy, how’s the pool coming along? I found plans for converting basement stairs into a water slide if you need them…

    Pool’s drained again. But send me the URL for those plans … I’ll need them the next time it rains.

  441. Hey Andy, how’s the pool coming along? I found plans for converting basement stairs into a water slide if you need them…

    Now that right there is funny

  442. New Poat is UP

    IYKWIMAITYD

  443. I did forget. Sorry guys. I didn’t realize until I was on the navy base that I forgot.

    I got yer back, Peej ;-)

  444. grassy ass cyn


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