100 Ways to Love a Cat. Way 30

I’m so sad about the events in Russian today. Seems no one is going to be safe from radical Muslims. God Bless those who were injured or killed in today’s bombing.

I could talk about how the idiots on Huffington Post say that the innocent people in Russia deserve what happened to them today because of their government’s treatment of the Chechnyans, but that would get me really pissed off.  So, let’s talk about 100 Ways to Love a Cat. Here’s Way 30.

Oh and while we’re blaming the Russians, let’s involve the Pope and religion in general, shall we?

I will never ever have anything to do with any religion and am sick of all this fundamentalism here and abroad.
All perfect proxies for the sad events in Moscow today and all the others like it.

And I wanna see a perp walk out of the Vatican for the sanctioned rape and torture of children.

Oh, also what happened in Russian is a great way to spew hate at Fox News and Tea Party activists.

Thank God only Fox News terrorizes Americans.

Yahoos. How long before our teabag yahoo problem comes back to bite us?

Damn it! I said I wasn’t going to talk about this!

*clicks on kitty video again

360 Comments

  1. PJ, why do you hate us?

  2. Was that rhetorical?

  3. Why am I up so early? Other than that damn bird making so much noise.

  4. We put the baby chicks in their own coop yesterday. They’re not in the house anymore. Is that what’s keeping you up?

  5. Would I protect Cyn?

    I guess. What’s in it for me?

  6. I’m taking Graham to this today http://nsd.us/edservices/studentprog/starbasexx.php

    so that’s why I’m up. Gotta drive 40 miles every day for this. What was I thinking?

    bbl

  7. Hey xbrad – how do I get cornify on wordpress? I couldn’t figure it out. Maggie can’t read my blog otherwise.

  8. PJ – two questions:

    How much did it cost to make your coop?

    Does it smell?

    These are the two issues I was confronted with last night in regards to getting chickens.

  9. What the hell is cornify?

  10. I know that Xbrad is armed hung like a jack donkey and would protect prefer dolly to a real woman like me.

  11. PG is a woman?!

  12. PG is a real woman?

  13. Cornify

    That’s the script.

    It’s wonderful.

  14. You boys are suffering from new poat disconnect. I should’ve left that shit ignored on the old poat.

  15. Well, it appeared as a link. whatever.

  16. You want Maggie to be able to cornify your blog?

    I’ll work on it.

  17. Car in, are you the Carin that has been tearing new sphincters in lib asses at protein wisdom here lately?

  18. That was a funny video because of the cat’s face. And the stupid song, And the idea that there are 99 more ways and xbrad knows all of them.

  19. I’m pretty sure I top out at around 6 or 7 ways to love a cat.

  20. my dogs are hungry and I need hot tea which means I have to get up damnit to hell

  21. in, are you the Carin that has been tearing new sphincters in lib asses at protein wisdom here lately?

    Yea, that’s me. That is my primary hang-out.

  22. That’s actually where Patty Ann found me (almost a year ago) and told me about this place.

    I used to comment at Ace’s – YEARS AGO – but for the last few years I’ve been mostly just a PW regular.

  23. Carin did you get the song I poated twice for you? also…I am starting back on diet tomorrow. I cant tonight b/c I am meeting Sky for drinks.

  24. Car in, you need a Skittles button too.

  25. You want Maggie to be able to cornify your blog?
    I’ll work on it.

    YEA.

  26. Don’t get your hopes up, Car in. I put a link in, but can’t get it to work on the page.

  27. Yea, I did Sohos. Well, I heard part of it (on itunes) – but it’s album only and there’s no freaking way in hell I’m gonna by the New Moon soundtrack, ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo.

    It did lead me, though, to buy a RAdiohead live album. LOL.

    DIET TOMORROW! you want me to harrangue you starting then, or more of a “supportive, you can do it” kinda thing?

  28. Oohh. maggie’s gonna be upset.

  29. Use the embed code on the page.

  30. harangue me!!!! Please ;)

  31. I don’t know what this means xbrad, but I think it has something to do with why putting it on wordpress, normally, doesn’t work.

  32. HS, it’s got javascript, and WP doesn’t like that in the sidebars.

  33. Ok. Starting tomorrow.

  34. I love that swirly thing in that guy’s sidebars. I want that for my blog.

  35. I think its time to destroy Mecca, Medina and pave over the Temple Mount and allow us Jews to rebuild the THIRD TEMPLE..who’s with me!

  36. This is a peaceful blog.

  37. When did that happen? I thought the peaceful blog was over at IB?

  38. Car in, looks like the only way to run the cornify is from wordpress.org, as opposed to wordpress.com.

    You’re not paying me enough to fuck with that.

    The good news is that there’s a cornify button for her browser, so she can cornify every page. Just drag it to the bookmarks toolbar and press to her little hearts content.

  39. **kicks Robert in the poon**

    HE SAID WE’RE A PEACEFUL BLOG, NOT RETARDED!!!

  40. You’re not paying me enough to fuck with that.

    WHAT IF I DOUBLE YOUR PAY?

    Heh. Thanks for trying. It would have taken me hours to figure out it can’t be done.

  41. Seriously, tell her to drag the button up to her toolbar. It should make her day. She can cornify anything.

  42. Ohhh, angels!

    http://tinyurl.com/yf3l82l

  43. Uh uh..

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100329/ts_nm/us_palestinians_israel_usa

    This is going to get worse and worse.

    First the Brits and now this.

  44. Robert, Obama, for all his “smart diplomacy” has been a running clusterfuck.

    Honduras, Britain, Israel, Iran, Russia (reset, anyone?) Afghanistan (reports are that he was awfully highhanded in his meeting with Karzai).

    Is there a country that had sympathetic feelings to us that he HASN’T pissed off?

  45. Kenya? LOL

    Oh I hadn’t yet read the report of his visit with Karzai..I am dreading that to be honest.

    I think we need to find a new word..clusterfuck does not do Obama justice anymore.

  46. Heh. Romy can’t come to the computer right now, but she wanted to share something with you.

    Re: Michael Steele at a bondage themed club:

    “More elections, less erections.”

  47. There are 50 ways to leave your cat. You don’t need to be coy, Roy whore.

  48. What is it about Fox News and the left. I rarely watch it but when I do, I don’t see anything wrong or overwhelmingly biased toward the right in their content.

    Do they just need an enemy at every stage of their life?

    I just don’t get it.

  49. Obama believes what is written about him. I believe those heads of state that have met him have found him to be not particularly smart, arrogant and the empty suit the stable thinking call him on a regular basis.

  50. Fox News kills all other news in ratings. They (the left) hate the fact that the MSM has less and less influence over the masses.

    Fox News……successful……marginalize it

    Sarah Palin……effective……marginalize her

    Tea Party movement……powerful……marginalize it

  51. I think its time to destroy Mecca, Medina and pave over the Temple Mount and allow us Jews to rebuild the THIRD TEMPLE..who’s with me!

    What the Hell? I personally witnessed two signs of the apocalypse last week. I’m in.

  52. Butter … delicious … margarine it.

  53. I agree, Mare. The left is knee jerk in their smear tactics against any perceived threat from the right. It seems as though it is not as effective for them anymore. Not quite as many lemmings rely only on CBSNBCABCCNNNPR etc. for their predigested news parcels. The legacy media are determined to commit suicide and I can only assume the dims will try to resuscitate (with our money!) their PR branch.

  54. I think its time to destroy Mecca, Medina and pave over the Temple Mount and allow us Jews to rebuild the THIRD TEMPLE

    Well, as I am neither a Christian, Jew, or Muslim, I’d recommend turning the whole Middle East into a sheet of radioactive glass, and using the oil from Alaska until it cools off. But that’s just me. :-)

  55. Miami’s in the Frozen Four, Miami’s in the Frozen four.

  56. Cuffy, I would like a stack of pancakes…stat. Real maple syrup please.

  57. Ok. I’m bored. Don’t make me clean my house.

  58. Car in, I would never make you clean your house.

    Clean mine instead.

  59. I hafta go to the dentist this afternoon. Can we have the Apocalypse now?

  60. are you the Carin that has been tearing new sphincters in lib asses at protein wisdom here lately?

    Yea, that’s me. That is my primary hang-out.

    You’ve been killing them here lately. Do you know Jeff in person. Seems like he would be a very interesting, if somewhat abrasive, person to visit with. I’d probably need Rosetta Stone for dumbasses, and a couple of thesaruses though.

  61. “I hafta go to the dentist this afternoon. Can we have the Apocalypse now?”

    Keep saying, “I’m in my happy place, I’m in my happy place.”

  62. You’ve been killing them here lately. Do you know Jeff in person. Seems like he would be a very interesting, if

    Nope, he lives way across the country. Just been reading him since … 2003?

  63. I just had my minor moment of civil disobedience returning my Census form. Race = AMERICAN.

  64. Car-in: I noticed Jeff is back as well. He really got worked up over that professor asking him to stop saying he was once a student of his.

  65. Those damn racist teahadis!

  66. Cuffy – I did the same thing!

  67. I just had my minor moment of civil disobedience returning my Census form. Race = AMERICAN.

    I did that too. Plus leaving most of the other questions blank.

    Also i sent the following letter to Carl Levin as a response to an email I got from him telling me how great he was having passed HCR:

    And you’re proud of this?

    You’ve stolen from me, my children, my grandchildren, and their children, and you have fixed nothing.

    You people used every dirty trick in the book, including duping Americans with phony scoring from the CBO. Since these reforms do not take effect for four years, the $923Billion spent in the last six years of the ten year scoring term, makes the real ten year cost of your travesty perpetrated on the people, $1.5Trillion. Add that to the other historically monumental deficits you and this administration have run up in just one year, and you’ve enslaved the country – all but you elites.

    You’ve done nothing to create jobs, especially here in Michigan where we are truly suffering, but, oh yeah, you don’t live here, do you? You just campaign here every four years, ride the UAW cash cow, and vacation here in the summer.

    Mr. Levin, you typify what is wrong in Washington, you’ve been there so long you no longer represent the people, you represent yourself.

    Do you sense anger? I hope so. Will you wake up? I doubt it.

    Thanks for the gift. Add it to the already bankrupt social security and medicare, then pat yourselves on the back. You’re doing a heck of a job there, Mr. Levin.

    Regretfully,
    [A pissed off Michigan resident] Hotspur, we don’t use real names here. Just because the liberal monitors have the good sense not to comment doesn’t mean they are not watching.-BiW

  68. I suppose I have an IRS audit to look forward to.

  69. So we really can blame Jeff G and Protein Wisom for some the bipolar disorder that is this blog. Cause that was where I was reading, when I followed the trail of crumbs that eventually lead here.

    On the other hand, I’d rank it (PW) in the top 5 of Entertaining AND Informative blogs on the net. Car in’s in #1. :-)

  70. Suck up.

  71. PW went downhill there for a long time, but it is perking back up. Heck, last Friday, the ‘dillo made a long awaited non-appearance.

    Finally.

  72. Jeff G’s on again/off again approach turned me off for a long time. I just recently returned him to my bookmarks.

  73. No offense to the other PW contributors, but it’s really not PW without Jeff.

    Glad he’s back.

  74. Suck up.

    You talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?

  75. Later, gators!

  76. Glad he’s back.

    I don’t think anybody who enjoyed reading him (or in my case, struggled sometimes reading him – he uses BIG words), would disagree with that.

    The blog had taken on a different tone for a time while he figured out what he wants and needs to do. But I always found it fascinating reading because the commenters did not suffer fools lightly.

  77. I think its time to destroy Mecca, Medina and pave over the Temple Mount and allow us Jews to rebuild the THIRD TEMPLE..who’s with me!

    *raises hand*

    Din’t they say or predict that when Israel is surrounded by all nations, that the end is nigh? Thanks Barry, you PoS.

    I’m hoping Russia does something to dissuade any further shitbag blowing itself up.

  78. Andy: I just hope The Sanity Inspector goes away for good. I grew tired of his act where he would be one guy at PW, a devout Catholic at his site, and then go over to LGF and be like that Reine chick and attack conservatives and his fellow Catholics, claiming to Chuckles that they was not one of “those” Catholics.

  79. I meant “were n ot”

  80. “n ot?”

    Much better.

  81. ‘snice

  82. brad:
    yeah. Typing Skillz. I haz them!

  83. I would like to stick my finger up Dido’s butt.

  84. PW is Jeff, and I don’t think any of the contributors wrote for ANY other reason than to insure that there would be a place for Jeff to come back when he got the urge.

    There were MONTHS and months w/o a peep from jeff. Darleen, and others, insured that the day jeff appeared he would have an audience.

  85. On the other hand, I’d rank it (PW) in the top 5 of Entertaining AND Informative blogs on the net. Car in’s in #1.

    Check’s in the mail, Agile.

  86. The evolution of PW from a literary criticism blog to a rasslin’ one has been interesting to watch.

  87. “Suck up.”

    You talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?

    *nods*

    *laughs*

  88. So … what’s everyone making for Easter?

  89. Dan’s a good writer, and so is Darleen. But they aren’t Jeff.

    And Jeff’s at his best when he’s pissed off. He’s also at his worst when he’s pissed off.

  90. So … what’s everyone making for Easter?

    Hot pockets.

  91. What blog are you guys talking about?

  92. I think the whole deal with swsnbn fundamentally changed Jeff. Not much benefit of the doubt from him (understandably) after that shit went down.

  93. *laughs*

    Go ahead and giggle, Butt Pirate. I’ll knock you on your head so hard, you’ll see double, even with that cheesy eye patch of yours.

  94. Doc:
    I checked up on her recently, and she is still being a crank up in Oregon. An unemployed crank, but a crank nonetheless

  95. The blog is Protein Wisdom, Uni.

  96. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2010 1:11 pm
    So … what’s everyone making for Easter?
    Hot pockets

    YOU LIE.

  97. doc,
    thanks.

  98. Uniball:

    http://proteinwisdom.com

    It’s an acquired taste.

    And doc, I think you are right. Good ole Deb managed to change a piece of the web – beyond even PW, and probably not in the way she would have hoped/liked.

  99. So … what’s everyone making for Easter?

    spinach and strawberry salad

  100. Go ahead and giggle, Butt Pirate. I’ll knock you on your head so hard, you’ll see double, even with that cheesy eye patch of yours.

    That cheesy eye patch is a product of my super-tremendous wicked Photoshop skills.

  101. YOU LIE.

    Wanna bet?

  102. what’s everyone making for Easter?

    Scrambled eggs and bacon rabbit.

  103. Hassenpfeffer!

  104. wow mesa just wow

  105. Kinda kewel/cute.

  106. what’s everyone making for Easter?

    Took the young dogs for another herding lesson Saturday. Our instructor mentioned that she’s cooking lamb for Easter – in particular, the lamb that our youngest dog chased into a fence at full speed about a month ago. Didn’t injure the stupid thing, but was the final straw for the instructor that that particular animal wasn’t bright enough for her needs. Wasn’t smart enough to stay in the group.

  107. I saw a nice leg of lamb at the store … I’ve done boneless leg-o-lamb, but never the entire thing bone and all. I was considering that, but I’ll prolly just go with a filet.

  108. Josh wants a cheeseburger…

  109. If you weren’t reading PW back when Martha Stewart was in the hoosegow, you missed some of the best shit ever put up on tittyweb jenkins. I don’t know if Jeff’s archived the Martha Stewart Prison Diaries or not, but if he has they’d probably still be funny.

  110. We did the whole bone-in leg of lamb last year. Freaking great eating. And left overs galore – we froze some and had it for weeks.

    It did freak out one of the dogs, though – not sure why. And he wouldn’t venture into the kitchen for months afterwards if the stove was going – the hint of the aroma was too much for him. Probably just jealous.

  111. Great old son. The video features a couple of really pretty lesbians from a movie called Tipping the Velvet.

  112. there really needs to be a warning for frog links….ICK!!!!!

  113. I had a female friend who had a relationship with a lesbian who had giant boobs. She said she enjoyed the relationship for about a month but hated the fact that they had to use so many toys. She stated that if you look at two women, there is really only so much you can do before you have exhausted your choices. Toys were the next option.

    She switched back to men because the toy came attached.

    She was very promiscuous.

  114. When will those violent teabaggers stop?!? YouTube transcript:

    “My Congressman Eric Cantor, and you and your cupcake evil wife. . . .Remember Eric…our judgment time, the final Yom Kippur has been given. You are a liar, you’re a Lucifer, you’re a pig, a greedy fucking pig, you’re an abomination, you receive my bullets in your office, remember they will be placed in your heads. You and your children are Lucifer’s abominations.”

    Full story: http://is.gd/b5qSm

  115. I thought the frog link was great. I emailed the picture to a friend who is having a rough time with his job and his wife. She threatened to leave him about a month ago.

    He should relate to the frog.

  116. Do you like pickles, So?

    http://is.gd/b5r8X

  117. sohos, are you afraid of frogs?

    Bet you consider the Discovery Channel to be a regular horror show then?

    BTW, anyone catching any of that new Discovery Channel series “Life”? Why, dear Lord, why, did they have to have Oprah narrate? Great photography, though.

  118. I am just afraid of frogs

  119. Cuffy!

    http://tinyurl.com/ygg7plb

  120. what’s everyone making for Easter?

    Roast herding dog.

  121. carin are you still here?

    PJ – two questions:

    How much did it cost to make your coop?

    Does it smell?

    These are the two issues I was confronted with last night in regards to getting chickens

    We built the coop f……….ya know what? I’m just gonna take a picture of it for you.

    PJD picked up old two by fours around the yard to build it. We got a tarp for $12 from Home Depot and a thing of poultry wire for $40 there as well. Hammer and nails, that’s it.

    The chickens don’t stink outside, plus dogs LOVE to eat chicken shit and then lick your face. That’s the best.

    Inside, when the chickens are babies, they stink. PJD and I found an old rabbit cage and that’s what we keep them in when they’re babies. I have to clean their cage bottom out every couple days or the smell gets overwhelming, you can, however, keep them in the garage. I just had the first batch in the house because the kids wanted to look at them all the time.

    The second batch? I should have just put them in the garage because the kids didn’t care about them anymore.

  122. I should forward the summary of the tax accounting impact of Obamacare I just got from Ernst & Young to Waxman & Stufudgepak. Hopefully the AT&T, Deere, CAT, etc. guys are doing just that.

    They should include a note that says, simply, “Read this, dumbasses.”

  123. Roast herding dog.

    Really stringy. I’d suggest something softer, plumper, like a Butt Pirate roast.

  124. LOL

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/63380

  125. “what’s everyone making for Easter?”

    Turkey sandwiches.
    We are going to be on the road for Easter.

  126. PJD picked up old two by fours around the yard to build it.

    Where do you live? Dogpatch?

    Who has two by fours around the yard?

  127. The house I’m squatting in does hotspur.

  128. in fact, they left a trampoline, a playhouse a swingset. All sorts of fun stuff. They come back and pick stuff up periodically

  129. Well, you should have waited for them to finish construction before you moved in.

  130. The closet moron that did this chart over the weekend missed an opportunity: http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/26/the-top-8-most-precocious-or-wonky-bloggers-that-are-smarter-than-you/3/

    He should have included a bar for “Stuff that appeared at Ace of Spades first.” Nice double-up on the Cantor story over at the mothership.

  131. Well, you should have waited for them to finish construction before you moved in.

    sometimes I’m too impulsive for my own good

  132. PJM, can we get an update on your weight loss journey?

    And, I really like your chicken stories. For some reason I want to own chickens too.

  133. thanks mare!

    My next weigh in is tomorrow. I don’t weigh at home. As of last Tues it was 19 lbs.

    I’m excited about the whole chicken thing.

    Apparently my dad is too. Which is good because we’ll be living on the same property as them. My dad is all ready to build them a really kick ass pad because he likes them fresh eggs.

    Since you’ll be a Texan soon mare, you can do it. We’re gonna get some goats too in a little bit.

    I mentioned it in passing to my parents to see their reaction. My dad got me a flier on raising goats, so apparently he’s not bothered by the fact that he’ll have goats nearby. Madeleine LOVES goats milk and I’m hoping I can convince the other kids to like it too.

    This is a lot of fun for me……..course, I need to be kept busy with projects.

  134. How was the tournament btw?

  135. Car in – not doing Easter but Passover on Tuesday night :) It’s going to be a blast!!!! :) Gefilte Fish with Horseradish, Beef Brisket, Salmon, lots of Matza ball soup…YUM!!!

  136. hi Robert!!! Long time no see

  137. Way to kill a thread, Jewboy.

  138. You wanna matzo ball up your ass?

  139. The finger puppet girl in the header looks like Lee Iacoca.

  140. Damn. She does.

    {{shudders}}

  141. hahahahaha

    how was your vacation cuffy?

    Did you miss me terribly?

    I’m making cookies right now, want some?

  142. how was your vacation cuffy?

    Your real name is Erik Brown, isn’t it, Cuffy?

  143. He told me his real name was Daryl Hall.

    you think he lied?

  144. Of course he lied. That’s what John Hall does.

  145. We came in 7th out of 104 teams. We were seeded second so we kind of stunk. A lot.

  146. Vacation was AWESOME, PJ — wish you coulda made it! We even rode a friggin’ dog sled out at Squaw Valley.

    (I’m about to go into a looong mtg so I’ll be back later)

  147. Since it’s just the three of us, I want to go out for Easter. Not sure where though.

  148. humf

  149. We came in 7th out of 104 teams. We were seeded second so we kind of stunk. A lot.

    Well 7th out of 104 sounds good to me. Or am I retarded? (don’t answer that)

    Carin, did you see my response?

  150. Easter dinner? I guess I will be getting a call telling me where to go and when. Grumble

  151. We even rode a friggin’ dog sled out at Squaw Valley.

    totally jealous

    mare, you can come to our house. we’re gonna have a jumpy thing!

  152. we’re gonna have a jumpy thing!

    I don’t know what that is but it sounds fun.

  153. For thirteen years, I held a couple of jobs which both afforded me my own office. Since I changed jobs nearly three years ago, I’ve shared a triangular work station with two others.

    It seems like one of the two is always eating food that requires him to noisily, crinkly unwrap it then crunch it so loudly that it registers on local seismograms. Don’t know why, but there’s something about me that wants to literally slap the fucking dogshit out of him when I hear him eat.

    I can feel my blood pressure in my eyeballs.

    So, how is everyone today?

  154. I HATE that crunch sound. That is the reason I dont go to the movies. That sound makes me want to go postal

  155. **unwraps a burrito**

    You say somethin’?

  156. *eats popcorn
    *smacks gum to remove popcorn from teeth

  157. *waits for xbrad to take a bite of burrito then whaps him in the face with a scoop shovel*

    You want a Coke to go with that? http://tinyurl.com/yfx9dyx

  158. Here’s a jumpy thing mare

  159. xbrad thinks of Dolly when you mention something you jump on that’s inflatable.

  160. If you’ve always wanted to hear my wife’s pretty voice, you need wait no longer.

  161. I love how hotspur loves his wife

    So, so sweet.

    How’s her leg hotspurt?

  162. I’ll be there, PJM. And I won’t even wear my high heels while bouncing in the castle.

  163. Kewel.

  164. Is that really her voice? Very lovely.

    Compos emailed me and said he heard her on a phone sex hotline. That can’t be true, can it?

  165. I did see that PJ, thanks. Did you ever link a picture? I missed that.

  166. CARIN!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE MY RESPONSE ABOUT THE COOP?!?!?!?!

    I appreciate you not jumping with your heels. I won’t jump, but I will take pictures.

  167. oh oops, I guess you saw it.

    I’ll take the picture right now. I didn’t want to take it if you weren’t here to see it.

    Did you see the photo of the egg compared to a store bought egg?

    taking photo now

  168. The MRI showed a torn knee ligament from a fall she took a few weeks back on the ice.

    I think the sciatica thing that Chief diagnosed explains the stabbing pains, so hopefully they can change her oil and give her an alignment and she’ll be good as new.

    Yes, that is her voice. And Mare…

    **gives evil eye**

  169. **gives evil eye**

    hahahahahahahahaha

    You’re a good sport. You didn’t expect us to be good did you, Hotspur?

  170. Mare @ PJM’s

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w5i77K578g

  171. Compos emailed me and said he heard her me on a phone sex hotline. That can’t be true, because my mouth’s always full.

    Fickst.

  172. **gives evil eye**

    It’s compos that’s spreading the rumor – Mare is just the dupe innocent one questioning it.

  173. Mare @ PJM’s

    That movie cracked me up. I would have killed those kids.

  174. I would have killed those kids.

    Never saw the movie, but I would have sealed the doors and deflated that thing. Then beat the tar out of each one as you fish them out.

  175. Mare is just an Innocent Bystander.

  176. “Mare is just an Innocent Bystander.”

    No need to get insulting, it was just a joke (that Compos made me say).

  177. Pjm, can I beat any children acting up in the bounce house about the head and neck?

  178. There’s nothing innocent about Mare.

    She’s tops Santa’s naughty list every year.

  179. FIRST!!!

  180. Poor IB. They gets no respect around here.

  181. Ok Carin, if you come back, here’s the photos.

    It’s spectacularly white trash, but I’m out in the country so it really doesn’t matter much. We also know it’s temporary here and didn’t feel like expending a whole ton of energy into something that the chickens won’t be living in long.

    I forgot to tell you something. There is an old wood playhouse that was left here. PJD stapled chicken wire to it, put up a wood thingy for a roost and hung a food thingy from the ceiling (they’ll crap in it if you don’t hang it. totally annoying and gross)

    This property is fenced, so I let them just roam around the yard during the day and they put themselves back in the pen at night.

    The baby chicks are a different story. I can’t let them near the bigger chickens till they’re older or the big ones will kill them. Because there were so many of them, I had to clean their cage too often and they were cramped so I “gently” and “lovingly” enouraged PJD to build their coop this past weekend.

    So they’re in the tarped area and don’t get out during the day. You’ll see in the photo and extension cord hanging from the tarped area, that’s for their heat lamp at night. You’ll need something a little different because you’re in a colder area.

    My big chickens have lived in 30 degree weather and maybe a little lower and I don’t give them a heat lamp because they are feathered out and can take it. You mostly just have to keep them draft free.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4474374380/
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4473596829/in/photostream/
    you can’t tell the babies are in here because they’re all sleeping in a corner right now
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4474374334/in/photostream/
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4473596785/in/photostream/
    The big chickens are not in the pen, it just looks like it because they like to hang around outside and give the babies “tude”
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4474374272/in/photostream/
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4473596727/in/photostream/
    In case you didn’t see the difference,

    store bought
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4471268297/in/photostream/
    free range

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4472046882/in/photostream/

    ok, gotta pick up graham from the navy base
    ugh

  182. Pjm, can I beat any children acting up in the bounce house about the head and neck?

    Only if it’s with a plank that has a rusty nail embedded. They’re immune to just beating in general because of the daily beatings they get here.

    This morning I was in Starbucks and this lady turned to Garren and Gavin and told them how well they were behaving.

    I looked at her and said, “It’s because I only feed them once a month and today ain’t their day”

    It took her a second to realized I was kidding.

  183. Poor IB. They gets no respect around here.

  184. It took her a second to realized I was kidding serious.

  185. nap time

  186. It took her a second to realized I was kidding serious drinking their lunch money.

  187. nap time

    Now, I wonder what this is code for??

  188. Poor IB. They gets no respect around here.

    As it should be. How do you get rivalry without dissing those who want to be your rivals?

  189. As it should be. How do you get rivalry without dissing those who want to be your rivals?

    Oh, well in that case, your blog is teh sux.

  190. How do you get rivalry without dissing those who want to be your rivals?

    Pissing in their Cheerios works, and is much more satisfying.

  191. It took her a second to realized I was kidding.

    So you DO feed them twice a month.

  192. Now, I wonder what this is code for??

    You should know……

  193. I canonly imagine how many times Bob ran into shit in his mobile home, racing to his computer to make a comment aboutt his on Car In’s blog…

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36075836/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts?GT1=43001

  194. Man, that there looks straight out of Deliverance.

  195. Hotspur – I watched the video you posted earlier. I dinna ken broad Scots!

  196. One person was arrested in Hammond, IN.

    One person in the whole internets isn’t quite welcome here. And he’s from Hammond.

    Coincidence?

  197. Dad?

  198. LOL Chief, when she and her sister get together, and they get to clowning around, you can barely understand them, but when they were wee girls their mum would not let them talk like the other kids.

  199. Son?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjgbzuj

  200. Hey Frank! Whatcha doing?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp2iNla2Y6s

  201. http://instantbueller.com/

  202. PUPSTER! NO!

    Bad dog.

  203. oooooh, I want a chicken coop.

  204. Fowl is foul.

  205. hahahaha….Where does Mesa finds this stuff?

  206. PUPSTER! NO!

    That’s the second time this year we’ve had a sudden sniper syndrome in Columbus.

    WTFWJD?

  207. WTFWJD?

    Dunno. What the fuck would Jewstin do?

  208. Ahhhhh, I miss Jewstin.

  209. I thought you guys were only cranky in the winter Pups.

  210. Who is Jewstin??

  211. What’s the topic of this POS thread?

  212. Topic: Why it is appropriate for Rosetta to leave soiled tutus throughout the country?

  213. What’s the topic of this POS thread?

    Yeah, like that matters.

  214. What don’t you two go tread on each others vagines.

  215. What don’t you two go tread on each others vagines.

    Whatssamata? That sideways corncob stretching your sphincter into a vision from Into the Mouth of Goatse bothering you, Asse McPhisterson?

  216. Rosetta?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLMF5GM0Kt8

  217. Count down to meeting Sky…should be less than an hour.

  218. Pitchforks and Gadsden flags avatars — did something important happen while I was gone? Like something about “insurance” or whatever? Boooooring.

    http://is.gd/b5LIt

  219. Mesa – You aren’t going to ruin all of my fantasies, are you?

  220. More great moments in education — http://www.break.com/index/scarface-school-play.html

  221. That’s a good song, Rascal Rider.

    And good post last night, BiW. Your consecutive streak of verbosity remains intact. And I liked the addition of boobs since you eschew paragraphs.

    Well done.

  222. Flesh-N-Bone?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yhkne9j

  223. Probably.

  224. ManLezBo – Interesting advert on the story: http://tinyurl.com/yke5cd6

  225. Hello, Rosetta, this is Cu—

    {STRUM}

  226. Count down to meeting Sky…should be less than an hour.

    If you take some good pics, email them to me and I’ll start a meat-up photo album page with appropriate password protections of course.

    And try to snag a picture of Sky’s back tat so we can see what Michael has been drooling about for the last couple of weeks.

  227. Cuffy, where the funk have you been?

    I didn’t give you permission to travel to Bangkok and set the world’s record for transvestite sword swallowing.

    {SCUM}

  228. Tranvestites can swallow swords?!

    {DUM}

  229. Upconverting DVD with HDMI for $25.

    http://deals.woot.com/sellout

    You’re welcome. Buy a bunch and give them as gifts. People will think you’re a rich douche.

  230. Rosetta – Lend me $25, woodja?

  231. *takes $25 out of dead hookers purse*

    Here you go.

  232. What’s an “upconverting” DVD?

  233. xBrad – Makes it look good on a 1080P screen!

  234. Cuffy, where the funk have you been

    Well, I had this long-planned Tahoe vacation looming, so I had to make sure the company wouldn’t fall apart while I was gone. That began my vacation from the Internet.

    Then we actually got out there, spent another week offline, then got back, put out more fires, and well, by then, my ‘net-withdrawal DT’s had subsided. So I took another week offline.

    Now I’m back … with a huge honkin Kanun (otherwise known as an Iranian a-harp):

    http://is.gd/b5MUZ

  235. Heh. Jason Mattera is awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFXr3i5_y1A

  236. I can see the four main points in this post… the rest just kinda runs together.

    But those four standout.

  237. Is there a post?

  238. What’s an “upconverting” DVD?

    They make standard-definition DVDs look like they’re HD. Or at least HD-like.

  239. Thank, Scooter, Vlad.

    I don’t have a 1080P screen, so I never worried about it. I’m not big on HD.

    I saw them talking about avi. and DIVX and was thinking maybe it converted DVD to those formats. I’m guessing instead that it can read those formats.

  240. Now I’m back … with a huge honkin Kanun (otherwise known as an Iranian a-harp):

    http://is.gd/b5MUZ

    Hahahahahaha. Welcome back amigo. Glad you enjoyed your vacation.

    Kanun the Barbarian.

  241. There’s nothing like eating hospital fruit while watching 2 Girls, 1 Finger in HD.

  242. That LP rig in the video is sweeeet.

  243. You better have a seat before you read this.

    http://tinyurl.com/yc9yk5n

  244. I don’t really know how I could give a shit less.

  245. You better have a seat before you read this.

    Another one for the “Duh” files.

  246. Hahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/ycfk92c

    It cracks me up when otherwise smart people are so enamored of themselves and their opinions that anyone who has a different opinion is stupid.

  247. What would be shocking is PJM telling us that she never let Mesa grab her hooters.

  248. Sohos?

    http://tinyurl.com/yevkyfl

  249. Lovelock is Ricky Martin’s paramour!

  250. “Hahahahahaha. ”

    That guy deserves a good beating. Zero humility.

  251. That guy deserves a good beating. Zero humility.

    VIOLENT RACIST!!

  252. Rosetta, did you poo your pants when you wrote your tax check?

  253. P.U. this poat is STINKY

  254. Quick, name one person who thought Ricky Martin was straight.

  255. Looks like my home internet use this week will be limited until Comcast gets here Thurs between 1-5 to fix their shit. Fuckers:

    http://is.gd/b5OJ0

  256. I am to the point where I am thinking our Universities should have a policy where they have enforces who beat the professors whenever their arrogance exceeds a dangerous level.

    keep them humble.

    The closer they get, the worse the punishment gets. It could start with an ear flick, then a nose flick, then a nipple flick, then a noogy, then a wedgy, then a punch in the arm, then a punch in the gut…and on and on.

  257. “Quick, name one person who thought Ricky Martin was straight.”

    What!!??!?

  258. Can’t do it can you!

    It’s like when Clay Aiken came out of the closet…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  259. Mare,
    I actually gave Ricky Martin the benefit of the doubt. Did he admit to being gay?

  260. Sohos is right, this poat smells like Barney Frank’s Bondage Bag.

  261. Yes, Uni.

  262. And he did it in a gay way.

  263. “And he did it in a gay way.”

    Dressed as a female impersonator?

  264. By the way, I like your ideas with the professors, however, I think it should start with a shovel to the back of the head and work up from there.

  265. http://tinyurl.com/yc9yk5n

  266. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

  267. Rosetta, did you poo your pants when you wrote your tax check?

    I haven’t written it yet. However I will wipe my junk on it before I mail it to the IRS.

  268. From the article:

    “NEW YORK, N.Y. — After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, pop star Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay.

    “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man,” Ricky mumbled with Neil Patrick Harris’ cock in his mouth. “I am very blessed to be who I am.””

    ____

  269. ” However I will wipe my junk on it before I mail it to the IRS.”

    hahahahahahaha…..that’s the kind of thing that makes me love you even more.

  270. What did you do today, Chow?

  271. Would someone get the tazer? mrchumpo needs a couple of shots for being a smart alec.

  272. “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man,” Ricky mumbled with Neil Patrick Harris’ cock in his mouth. “I am very blessed to be who I am.””

    hahahahahaha

    LIke he was fooling anyone but you, Uni.

  273. *Dream sequence*

    “Ricky, I’m glad your not Gay. Let’s go pick up Mare and PJ in the Leer.”

    “Ah, uno momento Senior Chumpy, I have something I need to tell chu.”

  274. “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man,” Ricky mumbled with Neil Patrick Harris’ cock in his mouth. “I am very blessed to be who I am.””

    Stay off The NPH!

  275. “Tazer to Man Bag stops sleeping mans heart”

    News at Eleven.

  276. I have zero gaydar, I just can’t tell unless someone is flaaaaaming.

  277. Didn’t Ricky Martin play strong safety for the Jets? I can’t place him.

  278. I have zero gaydar, I just can’t tell unless someone is flaaaaaming. dorking my squeakhole.

    Fixed it for ya, uni.

  279. I use to be like those old women who thought Liberace was straight,

    “He just likes nice things!”

    “He works in Las Vegas, he has to wear make-up even when he’s not on stage.”

    “I think that nice thin, young man who travels everywhere with him takes care of his clothes.”

    “Lots of men in Las Vegas (hot weather) wear full length mink coats and shoes with diamonds on them.”

  280. Mare, come over here and sit on the couch with me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppxu70Wojo

  281. Mare. Do. not. tell. me. that. Liberace. was. a. mud burgler.

  282. Sorry to interrupt your dreams of Ricky Martin, NTTAWWT, but did you read this in the link at the mothership?

    Neither Waxman or Stupak — who betrayed the pro-life community by negotiating for more than a week with the White House to ensure his vote on the health care bill — had anything more than a cursory understanding of how the many sections of the bill would impact business or even individual citizens before they voted on the bill, says House Energy Democrat staff. “We had memos on these issues, but none of our people, we think, looked at them,” says a staffer. “When they saw the stories last week about the charges some of the companies were taking, they were genuinely surprised and assumed that the companies were just doing this to embarrass them. They really believed this bill would immediately lower costs. They just didn’t understand what they were voting on.”

    http://spectator.org/archives/2010/03/29/obama-in-rude-denial

    I’m obviously a racist because I think, maybe, they should … ya’ know … understand the laws they’re passing. Or at least read them. Fucking bastards.

  283. Wait. Liberace was gay??

  284. My mother in law (1925-2003) was devastated when she found out that Rock Hudson was gay. The way she carried on I think she must’ve had a few fantasy scenarios worked out with her and ol’ Rock in the shower.

  285. Ricky Martin is GAY? OMG. How am I going to recover from the shock.

    I guess I’ll mail jewstin all my Ricky posters.

  286. Andy, I did read that before my nap. I’m still coming to terms with the whole “pass it, then hope for the best” strategy. It seems that anyone could just vote for things that your B.friend tells you are hip and cool.

  287. What would be shocking is PJM telling us that she never let Mesa grab her hooters.

    Believe me, I tried my hardest. I threw myself at him and everything.

    stupid mesa

  288. Up until a month ago I didn’t know pendejo grande was gay.

  289. Those guys with the exploding sofa need to be kicked in the ass, stripped naked and run over with MCPO’s rascal.

  290. We’re looking at 80F by Wednesday. WTF? It’s only March!

  291. Yeah, I kinda thought Martin was gay. Real men aren’t that toned and taut with well-coiffed hairs.

  292. Rosetta, I’m not gay………..yet. But if my wife keeps throwing my ass out at second base, I may have to consider it. I’m to young to be this lonely.

  293. so is pendejo really a chick?

    Or was I dreaming about that?

    tat, we’re looking at possible snow here this week. No kidding.

  294. oops, meant ‘straight men’ , not ‘real men’.

  295. Your wife is a catcher? Good arm.

  296. Give me his address too. I have some Liberace posters to get rid of.

  297. I’ll trade you PJM.

  298. inister Gordon Brown by giving him official White House presents — U.S. formatted DVDs that could not played in Great Britain due to different formatting, for example — that created the impression Obama didn’t seem to care much for Brown. He later, in meeting Queen Elizabeth II gave her an iPod, loaded with podcasts of his major speeches.

    OMG, that is NOT true? He did NOT. I am so fucking embarrassed if this is true.

  299. I haven’t checked the NWS, but I’ll bet it was 85 here today. It was a FABULOUS day. (he said with a slight lisp)

  300. Tat, what the heck have you been doing? I never see you here anymore. You must be working like crazy.

  301. Rosetta, I’m not gay………..yet. But if my wife keeps throwing my ass out at second base, I may have to consider it.

    Maybe it’s your breath. Have you tried a breath mint?

    Or cold hands with long fingernails. When was the last time you clipped your nails, pendito?

  302. Rosetta, I’m not gay………..yet. But if my wife keeps throwing my ass out at second base, I may have to consider it. I’m to young to be this lonely.

    Hahahahaha. Maybe you should go directly to 5th base and see how that works out.

  303. Carin, that was big news right after he was sworn in. Complete incompetence and arrogance.

  304. Hi Mare.

  305. Ca rin, yes it is true. Google it, the UK papers had their pants, rightfully, in a wad over that.

  306. The iPod thing is old news Car In. Where the hell have you been?

    MOM, CAR IN’S SMOKING SHERM!!!

  307. Hi Tattoo!

    (and everyone else)

  308. Hola Vmax.

  309. MOM, CAR IN’S SMOKING SHERM!!!

    Who is SHERM? Is that her husband’s name?

  310. I remember the ipod. I didn’t know it actually had his speeches on it. Maybe I’ve blocked it out?

  311. Vmax, what’s going on with your love life?

  312. I have to go eat my Ricky Flakes.

    C you Liberaces lay-ter.

  313. Hi vmax,

    Quit walking in here and automatically bogarting all the chicks. Asshole.

  314. *off to feed and medicate some pigs*

  315. *tackles Tattoo, handcuffs her to sleeping liger*

  316. heh!

    http://tinyurl.com/275y3l

  317. hahahahahaha…..chumpo’s funny.

  318. Heh, heh!

    http://tinyurl.com/yka9alx

  319. *tackles Tattoo, handcuffs her to sleeping liger*

    *pets liger*

    *hand feeds liger Rosie Mountain Oysters*

    *trains liger to kill and eat on command*

    *RULES THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!*

  320. *off to feed and medicate some pigs*

    Mare, beasn is bringing you food and medicine.

  321. beasn, try to keep your fingers out of their assholes.

  322. I can’t believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn’t see that one coming.

  323. “Mare, beasn is bringing you food and medicine.”

    MOM!!!!! IT’S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!!!

  324. Oh it’s better than that Car in, Gordon Brown gave him a pen holder made from timber from the HMS President (whose sister ship, HMS Resolute provided wood for the desk in the Oval Office).

    HMS President was used by the Royal Navy to suppress slave trade.

    That was a thoughtful gift.

  325. Who said medicine??

    http://tinyurl.com/4ofe97

  326. MOM!!!!! IT’S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!!!

    Woohooo. Sounds like a party.

  327. I didn’t see that one coming.

    That line is the equivalent of a frut tree in the front yard of xbrad’s hospital.

  328. He gave Gordon Brown 25 DVDs of American movies and a toy Marine One helicopter.

    The DVDs by the way, won’t play on British players, wrong format.

  329. Rosie’s a zonkey.

  330. Vmax, what’s going on with your love life?

    Love life? What is that?

    I have not heard from Lawyer Chick yet today.

  331. That line is the equivalent of a frut tree in the front yard of xbrad’s hospital.

    Blame Austin Powers.

  332. MOM!!!!! IT’S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!!!

    Hahahahahaha.

  333. Did you know that Beasn played Hermione Granger in the school play?

    http://tinyurl.com/yfwgvlj

  334. I just said Hi to Tattoo PG
    If you lost concentration cause of that I am sorry!

  335. You would’ve gotten around to saying Hi to Carin, Mare, Beasn, Sohos, and PJM as well. I know your type. Greedy fucker.

  336. Can someone explain to me how 5-10 yr olds can build a friggin’ stick shack w/ seating for 4 w/ electricity and running water in under a day? I am going to break something someday trying to tear that crap down.

  337. Face it I might have given Brown a juice box. Blair on the other hand even though I dissagreed with him was a true stalwart and deserved…I dono a Regan Bust?

  338. Yaknow what happens when you start taking B vits?

  339. At least “the won” didn’t give anybody a can of spotted dick.

    yet.

  340. I parenthetically said hi to you too PG if that is whatch your bitchin about!

  341. Reagan, Sorry.

  342. I’m just fuckin’ witcha vmax. Trying to increase your pimp esteem.

  343. Ok fine, since nobody’ll ask. Your pee turns highlighter yellow.

  344. Tat, have you ever taken Five Hour Energy?

    If so, did your tinkle turn yellow?

  345. I know PG and I with you.

    Completely missed the yellow pee Tattoo.

    Lawyer Chick just got home from work and emailed me. yea! (long hours!)

  346. Okay, Vmax, I missed the scoop on lawyer lady. Can you tell me something about her.

  347. Tats, I consistantly have low B vitamin levels in my bloodstream. I don’t absorb them well in my digestive tract. So i have to get a B-complex shot about once a month. I’ll check my urine stream next time and get back to you.

  348. Tat, have you ever taken Five Hour Energy?

    I haven’t Mare. I’ve been double-dosing on B vits to see if I can kick some of the lethargy.

  349. My mom used to make us take StressTabs when we were juveniles. I don’t know what was in them, but you pissed traffic cone orange the rest of the morning.

  350. You do that Pende. I’ll be waiting in anticipation.

  351. You might try the sub-lingual delivery method. Just in case you’re not absorbing through the digestive tract efficiently either. I do that too.

  352. The assface (Rosetta) has a new post up.

  353. I’ve had to do dye-contrast pics of my retinas. The dye they used was yellow, peed skittle yellow for 2-3 days after.

  354. I’m glad that cockbite fuckstick warned us.

  355. With apologies for the NYT link … “CNN Fails to Stop Fall in Ratings”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/30/business/media/30cnn.html

    hahahahahahahahahahafuckingha!!!!!!

    Schadenfreude, thy name is CNN.


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