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Sunday Evening Amusement

I saw this last night on the twitter feed for a liberal blogger I like to spar with:

There is a deep moral divide between the left & right. Shows blatantly & painfully in #HCR debate.

Let’s call it a brain teaser.  What’s wrong with this tweet?

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February 28, 2010
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, bacon, conspiracy theory, Like you know how to read., No Drama, shut your whore mouth, STFU, Uncategorized, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere

336 Comments

  1. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 28, 2010 7:15 pm

    This poat is the most excellent poat evar!

  2. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 7:51 pm

    This poat is the most excellent poat evar!

    I think this is the only blog on the intertubes where people rate their own posts.

    It’s kinda touching, in a pathetic sort of way. Like watching a winner at the Special Olympics getting a gold medal.

  3. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 7:57 pm

    I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!!!!!!!!

    gimme a cookie!

  4. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 7:57 pm

    *hands Michael a Bronze Medal*

  5. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 7:58 pm

    *hands Michael a Bronze Medal*

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    that was at your joke pupster

    just wanted to be clear

  6. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 8:02 pm

    Yeah, a deep moral divide that involves anecdotes rather than facts. Dead woman’s teeth! Does Obamacare cover dentistry? No, it does not.

  7. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 8:04 pm

    gimme a cookie!

    You get a pudding cup.

    Now sit down and shut up.

  8. Comment by clintbird on February 28, 2010 8:05 pm

    Is that photo of Obambi at the top of this poat Whitehouse approved?

  9. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 8:07 pm

    Evenin’ Hostages. Who shoved that poor guy’s head up his ass while he was still wearing pants?

  10. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 8:07 pm

    WHY IS THERE A PUBIC HAIR IN MY PUDDING?!?!?!?

    *narrows eyes at Michael

    Did. YOU. dunk?

  11. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 8:12 pm

    Did. YOU. dunk?

    See, I think I have previously stated, on this blog, that I am a big proponent of the Fifth Amendment right to remain silent.

    So, I don’t gotta answer that question.

  12. Comment by beasn on February 28, 2010 8:13 pm

    Obama shoved has his head permanently lodged up his ass. He likes to smell his own farts.

  13. Comment by beasn on February 28, 2010 8:13 pm

    ‘shoved has his’? WTF?

    Obama HAS his head permanently lodged up there.

  14. Comment by beasn on February 28, 2010 8:14 pm

    Michael, you are so gross.

  15. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 8:15 pm

    Oh, and if you heard someone yelling, that was me. Daughter took all her dirty clothes and shoved them in her bed instead of sorting them, like I told her to. I only *thought* I was nearly done with the laundry and was ready to pack.

  16. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 8:15 pm

    PJ, I was not intentionally trying to gag you or something.

    Give me a break.

  17. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 28, 2010 8:17 pm

    Here — http://i.imgur.com/6OSWy.jpg

  18. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 8:19 pm

    Is that a Cat or a raccoon Mesa

  19. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 8:19 pm

    ?

  20. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 8:20 pm

    Ok I can see where Mare gets pissed off about the posting too quickly thing. Bite me wordpress

  21. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 8:22 pm

    I hate hate HATE when wordpress says I’m posting too fast. It can fuck off.

  22. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 8:24 pm

    PJ, I was not intentionally trying to gag you or something.

    I can’t talk, I’m busy now

    *flosses teeth with hair

    These things are quite sturdy

  23. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 8:24 pm

    WordPress will let a comment through instantly if it is interesting or funny.

    Just sayin’.

    Their software is amazing. They can flag the dull boring shit.

  24. Comment by doc on February 28, 2010 8:27 pm

    Good evening. How ya’ll doin? (/twang off)

  25. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 8:28 pm

    Holy WordPress fail, batman.

  26. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 8:32 pm

    Bite me Batman!

  27. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    Canada has a sense of humor after all!

  28. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    Hello doc, and welcome to the funny farm. Where are you?

  29. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 28, 2010 8:33 pm

    I went to a great party last night — http://i.imgur.com/2JbkO.jpg

  30. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 8:36 pm

    Canada has a sense of humor after all!

    Missed it. What was it?

  31. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 8:38 pm

    Did you see the opening ceremonies when one of the 4 torch arms didn’t rise like it was supposed to?

    Thye made a gag out of it at the closing ceremonies. It was actually pretty funny how they addressed it.

  32. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 8:45 pm

    Heh
    http://tinyurl.com/ye9zv4w

  33. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 8:49 pm

    What it is, party people?

  34. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 8:58 pm

    Photoshoot is tomorrow!

  35. Comment by beasn on February 28, 2010 9:05 pm

    After you have a photoshoot skylia, where do the pictures go? (besides xbrad’s and sean’s walls).

  36. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 28, 2010 9:07 pm

    Best actor, ever — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg&feature=player_embedded

  37. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:07 pm

    Nobody except Dick, who is already going to hell, is allowed to click on this link:

    http://tinyurl.com/y9fowhb

  38. Comment by lauraw on February 28, 2010 9:10 pm

    HA HA HA HA HAAAA

    *claps hands over mouth*

    *shoulders shaking*

  39. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:11 pm

    mesa, that gives this one a run for the money:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

  40. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:11 pm

    You clicked on it.

    *sigh*

    *sets up another chair in Satan’s foyer*

  41. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 9:13 pm

    Hahahahahaha

    * looks forward to good company in hell *

  42. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:14 pm

    Dude, you’re gonna be setting up a lot of chairs, Pup. You can’t entice us like that and expect us not to click on the link.

  43. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 9:16 pm

    {{{snicker}}}

  44. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:17 pm

    *tsk tsk tsk*

    How’s grandpa Sean doing?

  45. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 9:19 pm

    That was truly evil.

    And of course I laughed.

  46. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 9:19 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

    To this day, my favorite line. Try saying it in public sometime

  47. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:20 pm

    So far as I know, he’s stable and resting in the hospital.

  48. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:21 pm

    That’s one of my faves, too, Elliott.

  49. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:22 pm

    I say “Garbage Day!” every Tuesday Elliot.

    Nobody gets me but you.

  50. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 9:24 pm

    I KNEW it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPTk_C5wmsg

  51. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 9:24 pm

    Chair for me, too, please.

  52. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:25 pm

    Nobody gets me but you.

    I’m constantly muttering things like “Fuck salt” and “What’s wrong with your faaaaace?” much to the dismay of family and friends.

  53. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:27 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iliLnQmaEOA

    Sha-la-la-laaaaaw

  54. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 9:28 pm

    Andy, that reminded me of this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1i76S4dW0

    (language warning)

  55. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 9:29 pm

    Language warning here? What’s he say, “pretty pink pony?”

  56. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:29 pm

    Pfft, yeah right…like you have friends.

  57. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 9:33 pm

    “After you have a photoshoot skylia, where do the pictures go? (besides xbrad’s and sean’s walls).”

    Sorry, got distracted by the little one. I have a few sets at Zivity, which is like MySpace, but for models, and models who are featured there get paid. I’ve also sold a few shots locally to bars and such for adverts.

  58. Comment by Pupster on February 28, 2010 9:37 pm

    I think Skippy’s List has been linked here before:

    http://tinyurl.com/2j5h3o

    “52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.”

    That’s been stuck in my head for at least a year. I think I need to go to the range and get it out of my system.

  59. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 9:38 pm

    Skippy’s List is always fun when you need a good laugh.

  60. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 9:41 pm

    porky, I sent you an email.

  61. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 9:43 pm

    Elliott, sometimes PJM clicks the links with her kids around. I was just being nice.

    It won’t happen again.

  62. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 9:44 pm

    Well, hell, I scared doc off. Didn’t mean to.

  63. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 9:47 pm

    I appreciate that romy!!!

    My computer is smack dab in the middle of the living room. That way I can throw CD’s at the kids if when they misbehave.

  64. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 9:47 pm

    Elliott, sometimes PJM clicks the links with her kids around. I was just being nice.

    In all fairness, she should know better by now. Although she might trust your links, so maybe the warning was appropriate

  65. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 9:48 pm

    Hi PJM!
    What is the weather Sandy Eggos like now?

  66. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 9:49 pm

    I do not click on Uni’s links. I can faithfully click on Mares. All of the rest of you are questionable. But I am unemployed so at least I cannot get fired. Eye Bleach? Frequently.

  67. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 9:50 pm

    Have I ever linked something questionable? *is wounded by Vmax’s lack of faith*

  68. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:50 pm

    Damnit,the fucking hepa filter for the mold wall keeps kicking the circuit breaker off.

  69. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 9:52 pm

    Their software is amazing. They can flag the dull boring shit.

    No, it doesn’t.

    Trust me.

  70. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 9:53 pm

    What is the weather Sandy Eggos like now?

    Still kinda rainy. So, so glad it wasn’t cold last night because we don’t have any propane.

    How’s it for you Vmax?

    Did I tell you I found a nice single guy for Marley?
    There was a guy on craigslist looking for a yellow lab because his had died.
    He wanted one with a big head. I was worried that he wanted to boil Marley’s skull and use him as a trophy, but after he ate PomPom head, I really didn’t care if he did that.

    It would have been ok. Pompom was my favorite chicken.

  71. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 9:53 pm

    Has Sky ever linked anything? At DPUD yes and I click. Here? Sorry to hurt you sky, was not intended. Sean has pretty safe links too.

  72. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 9:55 pm

    *forgives Vmax. just this once*

  73. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 9:55 pm

    No, it doesn’t.

    Trust me.

    B-rad has uploaded all his home movies.

  74. Comment by Sean M. on February 28, 2010 9:56 pm

    Note to self: start linking filthier stuff.

  75. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 10:02 pm

    That WAS great pupster. You have the best stuff!

  76. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:03 pm

    PJ, I’m not uploading my home movies anywhere.

    Except the one you made with me.

  77. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:03 pm

    PJM,
    You go through more dogs than you have children. Buy them, or rescue them and TRAIN them!

    My brother is the same way he has had 5 or 6 dogs to my 1.

    I recognize that not all dogs will fit into a lifestyle, but labs are the all purpose dog. Goldens are better. Get a Golden next time. I might be prejudiced. Just a little. And a young one. A pup is best, but all Goldens want to please and be part of the family. With training and letting them be part of the family they will do very very well.

    Sorry to tease you, I am 1/2 way kidding and 1/2 way serious. I know you have a good heart and Frodo was bad for your family. I trust Marley was the same. So I am just busting on you.

    But get a Golden, really.

    Zeke at 10 months is a fantastic dog. It did take 10 months, but I gave him 7 for free.

  78. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:09 pm

    Did I kill it?

    Or is there still life left in the poat?

  79. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 10:10 pm

    It started off dead and went downhill from there, vmax.

  80. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 28, 2010 10:10 pm

    The intarwebz, they be dead, Jim.

  81. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 10:13 pm

    Baconfest in Des Moines was just on the Boston news. I didn’t see Russ, but there was lots of mighty tasty lookin’ bacon.

  82. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:14 pm

    It has been mostly dead lately. I will not be around all nest week, so it will pick up. I am sure.

    Good Geek star trek ref BiW.

  83. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 10:15 pm

    I already told you I never intended to keep Marley. NEVER.

    I was rescuing him from a bad situation till I could figure out what to do with him.

    Problem is, when you adopt a dog from the pound, which is what I did with Frodo, you don’t know what you’re going to get. Especially if they’re not puppies.

    Most labs would be an all purpose dog, however, I took Marley to the groomers and they told me he was the worst dog they’d ever had and not to bring him back again.

    I calmed him down considerably before he got adopted out. I had him to where he didn’t bother my chickens……………with supervision mind you.

    And he didn’t jump on people anymore. I just saw this guy had him chained up all the time and he said he didn’t want him anymore and I wanted to rescue him. Never intended to keep him. I just knew he was smart and didn’t want him to go to a high kill shelter which is what would have happened because he’s dog aggressive.

    Frodo was adopted from the pound and I didn’t want to return him after I got him because they would have done away with him. Again, you can’t tell what you’re getting if you don’t get a pup. The pound said Frodo was excellent with kids. Not so.

    Frodo bit two different neighbors, one he made bleed, wouldn’t let PJD go near me and didn’t like Gavin. The pound also said Frodo would be great with families with lots of people around. They were wrong. I can only go by what the pound tells me.

    That is why I went through Frodo and Marley so quickly.

    I don’t have time to train a dog that’s going to bite people. You can because you don’t have kids. It’s not worth the risk to me.

  84. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 10:16 pm

    Except the one you made with me.

    Man, I thought you would have worn that thing out by now.

  85. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:16 pm

    Poat isn’t quite dead. Hurtin’ pretty bad.

    But I think PJ is cryin’ in a corner.

  86. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 10:19 pm

    Yeah, but I’m kicking and scratching at air from it.

  87. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 10:19 pm

    Michael Buble in a RCMP uniform, singing. Oh hell yes!

  88. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:19 pm

    Lemme see what I have here for Rocketchick. Back in just a minute.

  89. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:20 pm

    I am sorry PJM I forgot about the not keeping Marley, now that you mention it I remember. Like I said I trust your opinion.

    I am sorry. I meant to tease not offend.

    And Frodo would have done well with me. I should have kept him, but you say he went to a good home so that is good too.

  90. Comment by pajama momma on February 28, 2010 10:23 pm

    hahaha, it’s ok Vmax.

    I just can’t handle seeing a dog in a bad situation and it drives PJD CRAZYYYY!!!

    At least I’m not like my aunt, she takes in freaking homeless people and crap.

    Brought some homeless men home and fed them when she was 9. And she’s STILL like that.

  91. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:23 pm

    Old School

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyHZw92TbNU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqOVXnNUcYo

  92. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 10:24 pm

    Michael J. Fox wasn’t as shakey tonight as he was when he made that anti-Bush commercial.

    I wonder why that is?

  93. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 10:25 pm

    Brought some homeless men home and fed them when she was 9.

    And that’s how you get laws named after you.

  94. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 10:25 pm

    Closing ceremonies: nice beaver.

  95. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:26 pm

    This one is a little more entertaining:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJxhgFtDQo

  96. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 10:26 pm

    XBrad, you ever see “Danger UXB”?

  97. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:27 pm

    I think my husband just told me I had a “cavernous vagina”. Kill now or later?

  98. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 10:28 pm

    Closing ceremonies: nice beaver.

    a little too big for my tastes.

  99. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 10:28 pm

    Kill now or later?

    Depends. Do you?

  100. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:29 pm

    “Depends. Do you?”

    I neither have a cavernous vagina nor wear depends.

  101. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:29 pm

    I saw it when it first came out, Romita.

    Scared me half to death.

  102. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 10:30 pm

    Nice splodey.

  103. Comment by clintbird on February 28, 2010 10:30 pm

    “I think my husband just told me I had a “cavernous vagina”. Kill now or later?”

    Bwaahahahaahhahahaha! I mean, Oops. Kill him now.

  104. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 10:31 pm

    Closing ceremonies:

    I don’t think I’ve seen anything that gay since Dave showed up at the CT Meetup

  105. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 10:32 pm

    This is the gheyest closing ceremony ever. And that takes some work.

  106. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 10:33 pm

    My son was watching the closing ceremony and asked what was the point of the icicles and numerous other things. “Artsy-fartsy stuff, son”

  107. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 10:36 pm

    I think my husband just told me I had a “cavernous vagina”.

    This just displaced my brother-in-law telling his pregnant wife that her shadow looked like that of a whale as the stupidest husband statement ever.

    He’s not getting any for a while, is he?

  108. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:37 pm

    He’s not getting any for a while, is he ever?

  109. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:38 pm

    “He’s not getting any for a while, is he?”

    A long, long while. Mr. Ember’s just a little slow, sometimes. He has no idea when to shut up.

  110. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:40 pm

    No, xbrad, he’ll get some eventually. Even women have sexual needs.

  111. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:40 pm

    Kill him Sky,
    Then move south to Florida. I will not make the same mistake. Nope not ever.

  112. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:41 pm

    What about Red, Vmax?

  113. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:43 pm

    Red doesn’t have a cavernous vagina.

  114. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:45 pm

    *makes a note to not show new Emberpics to Xbrad*

  115. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 10:46 pm

    Heh. Saw this comment on a blog about super-genius Obama not understanding that he had liability coverage on his car:

    Obelisk Obama: My God, he’s full of stars crap!

  116. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:49 pm

    Reality is never as good as fantasy sky.
    And I have had a few drinks.
    Check with me tomorrow. What a bummer!

    I m working here this week
    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1395-Bayshore-Dr-FL-34250/45732522_zpid/
    I will fish at lunch.

  117. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:50 pm

    Ember, you can’t deny me corsetpics.

    That would be cruel.

  118. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 28, 2010 10:50 pm

    Tiny peener?

  119. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:52 pm

    I can be cruel. I’ll have forgotten all about your transgression by the time the pics are processed and edited, so don’t worry.

  120. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 10:58 pm

    Also working here this week.

    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4204-Wayside-Willow-Ct-Tampa-FL-33618/44903097_zpid/

    No fishing involved though.

  121. Comment by Andy on February 28, 2010 11:05 pm

    Later, h8ers

  122. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2010 11:06 pm

    I am out of here too. G’nite all.

  123. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:07 pm

    Quitters.

  124. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 11:09 pm

    I’m still here. I just don’t have a lot to say.

    Except really boring shit.

  125. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:10 pm

    And that’s new and different how?

  126. Comment by Eddie The Bear on February 28, 2010 11:22 pm

    ember: kill him with kindness

  127. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:25 pm

    How do you suggest I go about that, Eddie?

  128. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:27 pm

    How do you suggest I go about that, Eddie?

    force his head into your cavernous vagina and keep it there until he suffocates?

  129. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 11:29 pm

    Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:29 pm
    “Depends. Do you?”
    I neither have a cavernous vagina nor wear depends.

    Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:29 pm
    I saw it when it first came out, Romita.
    Scared me half to death.

  130. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:29 pm

    “force his head into your cavernous vagina and keep it there until he suffocates?”

    STFU, wiser.

  131. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:31 pm

    STFU, wiser.

    Just trying to help….elp…..elp…..elp……elp……

  132. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 11:33 pm

    Don’t mind wiser and his gaping vagina

  133. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 11:34 pm

    I think I’m gonna just lurk for a bit.

  134. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 11:34 pm

    I neither have a cavernous vagina nor wear depends.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I likes me a woman with low self-esteem.

  135. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:34 pm

    *moves Wiser to the kill painfully and slowly list*

  136. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:36 pm

    Hey, Michael, how does Thursday, 3/11 sound for a meet-up? DinT suggested it as a good night for him, and I think I could be out of my meetings by 9, 10 at the latest, but maybe even as early as 8.

  137. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:40 pm

    *moves Wiser to the kill painfully and slowly list*

    Heh.

    get in line…

  138. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 11:41 pm

    Thursday is OK with me.

    Actually, anytime you and your cavernous vagina find convenient is OK with me.

    Saltwater Willie’s?

  139. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:42 pm

    Yeah, Saltwater Willie’s. I can walk there from my hotel. When I get the conference agenda, we can firm up the agenda, but that should work perfectly.

  140. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:42 pm

    Saltwater Willie’s?

    Is that what she’s calling her cavernous vagina now?

  141. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 11:43 pm

    Just to be clear, we are talking about Thursday, 3/11, right?

  142. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:45 pm

    Yes, that would be the day we’re talking about.

  143. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2010 11:45 pm

    **goes to Saltwater Willie’s**

    **hides loaded weapon in the ladies room**

    **nods at sky**

  144. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:47 pm

    *slips Romy at $20 under the table*

  145. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 11:48 pm

    I guess the lesson there is “don’t fuck with the sisterhood”

  146. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:48 pm

    “Is that what she’s calling her cavernous vagina now?”

    Why would I name my vagina “Willy”?

  147. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 11:49 pm

    It’s a date.

  148. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:51 pm

    Sky… do NOT get drunk around Michael. Take my word for it.

    Now please excuse me. It’s time for my hourly Lutheran worship ritual….

  149. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:52 pm

    I guess the lesson there is “don’t fuck with the sisterhood”

    A lesson you seem to have taken to heart.

  150. Comment by Americano on February 28, 2010 11:52 pm

    Not that any of you cared, but I was safe from the tsunami too.

    I was hidden with (food and booze) in Sky’s cavernous vagina.

  151. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:53 pm

    Not that any of you cared, but I was safe from the tsunami too.

    What tsunami?

  152. Comment by Americano on February 28, 2010 11:53 pm

    Exactly.

  153. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:53 pm

    Damnit, ‘Cano, that’s just dirty.

  154. Comment by Eddie The Bear on February 28, 2010 11:53 pm

    http://www.newsherald.com/articles/panama-81823-beach-panty.html

  155. Comment by Americano on February 28, 2010 11:54 pm

    Actually, it was surprisingly clean.

  156. Comment by Eddie The Bear on February 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    http://patterico.com/2010/02/28/another-lie-from-brad-friedman/

  157. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    So … I have a clean, cavernous vagina?

  158. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    ‘cano, your name came up. People hoped you had headed for the high ground.

    Some people.

    Not me.

  159. Comment by Americano on February 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    Wonderfully so.

  160. Comment by Elliott on February 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    So you’d say it’s more salt mine than coal mine?

  161. Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 11:58 pm

    I stand by my earlier statement: my vagina is not cavernous. It is, however, clean.

  162. Comment by Americano on February 28, 2010 11:58 pm

    It’s cleaner than XBrad’s sock of love.

  163. Comment by Michael on February 28, 2010 11:58 pm

    Why would I name my vagina “Willy”?

    After the whale?

  164. Comment by wiserbud on February 28, 2010 11:59 pm

    I stand by my earlier statement: my vagina is not cavernous. It is, however, clean.

    Sure. Okay. Whatever you say.

  165. Comment by Americano on February 28, 2010 11:59 pm

    Willy fall in, or won’t he?

  166. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:00 am

    I stand by my earlier statement: my vagina is not cavernous. It is, however, clean.

    Fine, if nobody else will say it, I fucking will.

    Pics or it didn’t happen

  167. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:02 am

    Goddamn closing tags. If I could post on DPUD I’d break it

  168. Comment by wiserbud on March 1, 2010 12:03 am

    Is it true that the Beatles once played a concert in Sky’s vajayjay?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMDPeiZm-Y

  169. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:03 am

    It’s cleaner than XBrad’s sock of love.

    Settin’ the bar awfully low.

  170. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:04 am

    “Pics or it didn’t happen”

    Now wait a g’damn minute here, boys. I give you slutty pics of me all the time. I am not giving you straight up pr0n.

  171. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 12:04 am

    Goddamn closing tags. If I could post on DPUD I’d break it

    *sends e-mail to boss*

    It’ll never happen.

  172. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:04 am

    elliott: you mean post comments?

  173. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:04 am

    Now wait a g’damn minute here, boys. I give you slutty pics of me all the time. I am not giving you straight up pr0n.

    I’m just trying to comply with the style guide!

  174. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 12:04 am

    Just kidding, Sky. I’m sure your netherregions are exceptional.

  175. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:05 am

    elliott: you mean post comments?

    No no, actual posts. If I had anything interesting to say, I’d say it and then it’d be broken.

  176. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:07 am

    Bummer, found a nice tobacco pipe I finally decided to go with, was getting ready to make the purchase and someone else bought it. Hate when that happens.

  177. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:08 am

    You want I should kill’em an’ steal your pipe back, boss?

  178. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:08 am

    For the record, I never said Ember had an ginormous vjj.

  179. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:09 am

    And, Elliott, everybody breaks the blog. I was so proud of myself the first time I broke the blog.

  180. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:09 am

    http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/02/28/dear-sen-inhofe-please-expose-the-rubes-kleptocrats/

  181. Comment by wiserbud on March 1, 2010 12:09 am

    For the record, I never said Ember had an ginormous vjj.

    You never said she didn’t…..

  182. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:10 am

    DPUD: which kind?

  183. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:12 am

    You never said she didn’t…..

    That’s true, you practically gave Obama the votes he needs to declare a state of emergency with your silence.

  184. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:14 am

    “That’s true, you practically gave Obama the votes he needs to declare a state of emergency with your silence.”

    … now my vagina is a state of emergency?

  185. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:15 am

    Tim West, mostly known for pipe repair, but he makes ’em too. It was a big bent brandy, not giant, but it had a really nice shape and nice looking straight grain.

  186. Comment by wiserbud on March 1, 2010 12:15 am

    … now my vagina is a state of emergency?

    Do I hear a siren?

  187. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:17 am

    God, I haven’t posted anything at DPUD in like three days.

  188. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:17 am

    Ah. I see.

    Wife bought me two more Opus X Cigars for our anniversary.

  189. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 12:18 am

    I bet, with all this talk, Mr. Ember gets to take the love boat to tunatown tonite.

  190. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 12:18 am

    At least I’ll be able to find Sky at Saltwater WIllie’s.

    Hostages Community Theater:

    Michael Yells at Crowd: Hey, is there a chick here with a cavernous, whale-sized vagina?

    Chicks in General: Fuck off, asshole.

    One Chick: *looks down, flicks ash off her cigarette*

    Michael: Hi, Sky.

    Sky: Hi, Michael.

    Fin.

  191. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 12:19 am

    God, I haven’t posted anything at DPUD in like three days.

    Hey, boss, did you see that I caught the attention of a WaPo staff guy the other night?

  192. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:20 am

    God, I haven’t posted anything at DPUD in like three days.

    I heard rampant profanity is a sure fire winner. I may have to try it out

  193. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:21 am

    “Michael: Hi, Sky.

    Sky: Hi, Michael.

    Fin.”

    I swear to the heavens, Michael, if you try that shit, I will kill you so fast.

    And, Boss, I haven’t posted in days, either. I’m a terrible co-blogger.

  194. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:21 am

    Hey, boss, did you see that I caught the attention of a WaPo staff guy the other night?

    He thinks you sure got a purty mouth?

  195. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:23 am

    Which post, Sean? Linky?

  196. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 12:24 am

    I was telling Mr. RFH of the possible unpleasantries this week – my brother was married at least three times (I don’t know if he married the woman he was living with), who knows how many ex-wives will show up, plus my sister meeting Dad’s girlfriend for the first time. He said, “I don’t know, it could be fun, sounds like we could sell ringside tickets.” Be careful what you wish for…

  197. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:26 am

    WHile I was making that video yesterday, Daughter asked me if she can watch it. When I told her no, it was for grown ups, she told my wife that I was making robots say bad words again.

    Snitch

  198. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 12:26 am

    Michael Yells at Crowd: Hey, is there a chick here with a cavernous, whale-sized vagina?

    **hides second weapon for backup**

  199. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:26 am

    Hey, boss, did you see that I caught the attention of a WaPo staff guy the other night?

    No, how the fuck did I miss that? Nice though, I like how he omitted facts from the story, offering that he thought they were assumed. I don’t know much about journalism, but I’ve always heard that reporting you don’t omit facts in a story, even if they’re blatantly obvious.

  200. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:27 am

    “**hides second weapon for backup**”

    *makes a note to buy Romy super-awesome Christmas present this year*

  201. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:28 am

    Mwahahahaaa, Eddie that’s hilarious.

  202. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 12:28 am

    As Christmas presents go, nothing beats Mesa’s dicksoap.

  203. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 12:28 am

    Hostages Community Theater

    Bruce: “I’d like to get punched in the dick. Could anybody oblige me?”

    Ember: “No problem.”

    *punches Bruce in the dick*

    Bruce: “Ow. Why the fuck did I ask for that?”

    ALL: “Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!”

    *singing*

    ALL: “Loo loo loo, loo loo loo loo, loo loo loo, loo loo loo looooooo.”

    FIN

  204. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:28 am

    *makes a note to buy Romy super-awesome Christmas present this year*

    You can hide it in your spacious….

    trunk of your car. Next to wiser’s body

  205. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 12:29 am

    I swear to the heavens, Michael, if you try that shit, I will kill you so fast.

    Maybe you should just tell me what you are wearing.

  206. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:29 am

    “You can hide it in your spacious….

    trunk of your car. Next to wiser’s body”

    Well played, Elliott. Well played.

  207. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 12:30 am

    Which post, Sean? Linky?

    http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/party_like_its_2008

  208. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:30 am

    I haven’t decided yet. But it’ll be hawt.

    I can almost guarantee that I’ll be wearing a fascinator. Probably will be the only girl in Saltwater Willie’s wearing a fascinator.

  209. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:32 am

    cav·ern·ous
       /ˈkævərnəs/ Show Spelled[kav-er-nuhs] Show IPA
    –adjective
    1. being, resembling, or suggestive of a cavern: a vast, cavernous room.
    2. deep-set: cavernous eyes.
    3. hollow and deep-sounding: a cavernous voice.
    4. containing caverns.
    5. full of small cavities; porous.

    Maybe he just meant it was porous…

  210. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:33 am

    “Maybe he just meant it was porous…”

    That doesn’t sound any better.

  211. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:33 am

    Oh! Even better, from a medical dictionary according to google

    Main Entry: cav·ern·ous
    Pronunciation: ‘kav-&r-n&s
    Function: adjective
    1 : having caverns or cavities
    2 oftissue : composed largely of vascular sinuses and capable of dilating with blood to bring about the erection of a body part

    So maybe he just meant it was capable of bringing about the erection of a body part

  212. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:34 am

    OK, I’ll ask.

    What’s a fascinator? Is that like a vajazzle?

  213. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:34 am

    “So maybe he just meant it was capable of bringing about the erection of a body part”

    Can’t … most of them do that?

  214. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:35 am

    Regarding Sean’s story, I love how the guy just plays up the “it was assumed” angle. But that is a classic example of what Ace has described of the not having to spin something if they just ignore it

  215. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 12:35 am

    Sadly, not DollytheSheep’s

  216. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:35 am

    Can’t … most of them do that?

    Maybe he appreciates yours more than others?

  217. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:36 am

    A fascinator is a fancy hair clip. Like this one:

  218. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 12:37 am

    peacock feathers included?

  219. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:37 am

    You don’t see women in wtfhairclips much these days

  220. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 12:38 am

    nice save, Elliott

  221. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:39 am

    Is that hair clip for when you play Fascination? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascination_%28game%29

    Whilst listening to the Human League?

  222. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:39 am

    Well, the one I’ll be wearing probably won’t have the peacock feathers. I have about 30 of the things.

  223. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:40 am

    Elliott knows that he’s already taught us how to dispose of bodies.

  224. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 12:41 am

    hahahaha, they are rerunning the closing ceremony so I got to see the mime.

  225. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:44 am

    Is it legal to shoot mimes in Canada? They get uptight about a lot of shit.

  226. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:45 am

    Is it legal to shoot mimes in Canada? They get uptight about a lot of shit.

    Only when they have the makeup on. Mimes are essentially clowns, and clowns aren’t people.

  227. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 12:46 am

    I don’t even know what a “fascinator” is. Now I gotta google that.

    I’ll be wearing blue jeans, and, if it is chilly, a very expensive but worn-looking brown leather suede jacket.

    Plus, I have a fresh haircut, as of today. Also, my nails are trimmed and I have trimmed the nasal and ear hair. I look pretty good right now, because I am attending a big conference next week.

  228. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 12:47 am

    Is it legal to shoot mimes in Canada?

    You can assault them with an olive loaf.

    +500,000 points if you get the reference.

  229. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 12:47 am

    Whilst listening to the Human League?

    Well played.

    *golf clap*

  230. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:47 am

    Chances are, Michael, that I will also just be wearing jeans. And since it’s a work thing, I probably won’t be wearing a corset. Sadly.

  231. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:47 am

    Also, my nails are trimmed and I have trimmed the nasal and ear hair.

    So if some guy with unkempt nasal hair asks about your vagina, it’s probably not Michael.

  232. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:49 am

    “So if some guy with unkempt nasal hair asks about your vagina, it’s probably not Michael.”

    Bwahahahahaha.

  233. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:49 am

    Chances are, Michael, that I will also just be wearing jeans.

    Won’t it be chilly at willy’s with a bare chest?

  234. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:50 am

    Well, it’ll be easy for Michael to spot me, Elliott.

  235. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 12:51 am

    I’ll be wearing blue jeans, and, if it is chilly, a very expensive but worn-looking brown leather suede jacket a cowl with pointy ears, a cape, and a utility belt.

    Hard to miss.

  236. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:51 am

    And what if he claims to be blind?

  237. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 12:51 am

    Hmm…there are a few sales jobs available that’d probably pay much better than what I’m getting, but the store is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

  238. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:52 am

    I’ve gotten no bites, DPUD, despite putting out about 20 or so applications. Sigh. I don’t want to be stuck in Lafayette any more.

  239. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 12:52 am

    Hmm…there are a few sales jobs available that’d probably pay much better than what I’m getting, but the store is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

    Well, you won’t have to deal with any goddamn customers then

  240. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 12:53 am

    The easy way to recognize me is that I will be with Cathy, and she will be the prettiest girl in the bar.

  241. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 1, 2010 12:54 am

    I’ll be with Godzilla, and it will be the biggest fucking lizard in the bar.

  242. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:55 am

    Michael, come to think of it, I’ll be the girl with the flower tattoos on my right arm that look like sketches of cherry blossoms. It’s kind of an easy tattoo to spot.

  243. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 12:56 am

    Hard to miss.

    I actually thought about showing up in my Batman suit.

    Not a good idea. Sky is going to be in a bar where business colleagues might be present.

  244. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:57 am

    Well, Michael has seen pics of Ember. Ember hasn’t seen too many pics of Michael.

  245. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 12:57 am

    I’ll be at the bar, licking my eyebrows.

  246. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 12:57 am

    “Not a good idea. Sky is going to be in a bar where business colleagues might be present.”

    Thank you, I appreciate that thought. I can see it now. “Sky, why are you meeting the crazy guy dressed as Batman?”

    “I know him from the internet …”

  247. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 12:58 am

    Sky, why are you meeting the guy at the bar who can lick his eyebrows?

    Nevermind.

  248. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 12:58 am

    That’s gonna leave a mark:

    http://tinyurl.com/yf5eh8h

  249. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:01 am

    Would one of you nice people kill me now?

    Mom just discovered TVLand and they are having a MASH marathon.

  250. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 1:01 am

    Almost as good as just shooting him when he stepped out and was getting on the bike. He left himself wide open. Even a frenchman could have hit him

  251. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 1:02 am

    Suicide is painless…

  252. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:02 am

    “they are having a MASH marathon.”

    Karma getting back at you for making fun of my vagina.

  253. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:03 am

    Rosetta will be the one in the Pokemon costume.

  254. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 1:04 am

    Would one of you nice people kill me now?

    Mom just discovered TVLand and they are having a MASH marathon.

    Seems appropriate that you’ll be hearing that song repeatedly. Of course, they took out the lyrics when they made it a TV Sitcom

    “That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.”

  255. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:04 am

    I didn’t make fun of your vagina.

  256. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:04 am

    “Rosetta will be the one in the Pokemon costume.”

    I can’t think of Pokemon anymore without thinking of the worst FFF ever.

  257. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 1:05 am

    sean: which character?

  258. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 1, 2010 1:05 am

    Auto sales position…for a GM dealer. Blah.

  259. Comment by Elliott on March 1, 2010 1:05 am

    Rosetta will be the one in the Pokemon costume.

    And should there be multiple pokemon, he’ll be the one with his penis hanging out.

  260. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:07 am

    “I didn’t make fun of your vagina.”

    *scrolled up to verify. pours Xbrad whiskey in teh sippy cup as an apology*

  261. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:07 am

    Would one of you nice people kill me now?

    Ooh, the California Lottery has a new game!

  262. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 1:07 am

    I believe I said it was exceptionally clean….

  263. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:08 am

    “I believe I said it was exceptionally clean….”

    Yes, ‘Cano, you did compliment the cleanliness of my vajayjay.

  264. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:09 am

    Happy Birthday, Michael.

    http://tinyurl.com/yj7paon

  265. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:09 am

    I can’t think of Pokemon anymore without thinking of the worst FFF ever.

    SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE.

  266. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:10 am

    DAMN YOU, STALKER!

  267. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 1:10 am

    So I got that goin’ for me.

  268. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 1:11 am

    Thank you, I appreciate that thought.

    Duh. If you can walk to Saltwater Willie’s, so can other attendees at your conference.

    Relax, Sky. In public, I’m usually totally inoffensive.

    Unless Dave makes me drink tequila shooters.

  269. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:13 am

    Last year, the only people who knew about Saltwater Willie’s were two of my very good work “friends”. But I think we’ve all mentioned the place to everyone else.

  270. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:16 am

    DAMN YOU, STALKER!

    *leaves peace offering of Val-U-Rite vodka on porch*

    *rings doorbell*

  271. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:17 am

    *accepts Stalker’s peace offering. gets hopelessly drunk*

  272. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 1:20 am

    Leftover lasagna for dinner, or go to the store and make awesome sandwiches?

  273. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:20 am

    Awesome sandwiches. How can you ever go wrong with awesome sammiches?

  274. Comment by Michael on March 1, 2010 1:21 am

    I’ll be the girl with the flower tattoos on my right arm that look like sketches of cherry blossoms.

    OK — I will look for the tats.

  275. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 1:22 am

    Can’t go wrong with awesome sandwiches, but then again, lasagna’s pretty yummy too.

  276. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:23 am

    Leftover lasagna is usually pretty damn good as well.

  277. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:24 am

    Apparently, my father just got a Facechimp page, and when I called him today to wish him a happy birthday, he lectured me for 20 minutes about my tattoos.

  278. Comment by skyliaember on March 1, 2010 1:26 am

    Well, I think we’re calling it a night. I have to get up early for photoshoot goodness.

  279. Comment by Americano on March 1, 2010 1:28 am

    Good luck at your photoshoot.

  280. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:29 am

    I eagerly await the photos.

  281. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 1:42 am

    XBrad, if the MASH marathon keeps going, there’s always the fuse box.

  282. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:45 am

    Sweet dreams, Ember. I hope you’re not too hung over from my peace offering during your photo shoot.

    *leaves large bottle of water on porch*

  283. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:45 am

    Eh, she’ll crash in about 15 minutes.

  284. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:48 am

    I posted a couple of responses to the WaPo guy here, if anybody cares.

  285. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:48 am

    Still around, Romy?

    Need another dose of ‘splodey?

  286. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 1:50 am

    I’m still here, XBrad, though I’m good on ‘splodey for the moment. I thought with my sister in an earlier time zone that midnight would be a safe time to get on Facechimp. I was wrong.

  287. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:52 am

    Just a quick dose of ‘splodey.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzctuGaC3k

  288. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 1:53 am

    I should go to bed. I’m tired and I have a 6.5 hour drive tomorrow. But I need some funneh to get this taste out of my mouth.

  289. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:55 am

    How long will you be on the road?

  290. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 1:55 am

    Hahahaha, do you remember the Monty Python on how to not be seen?

  291. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:55 am

    But I need some funneh to get this taste out of my mouth.

    Listerine isn’t especially funneh, but it gets the job done.

  292. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 1:56 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idXgVLpB6bY

  293. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 1:57 am

    I’ll be in Augusta until Thursday. The hotel has internet, so I plan on at least dropping in and reporting any catfights.

  294. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 1:58 am

    Hahahaha, do you remember the Monty Python on how to not be seen?

    That’s a trick question. There’s no fucking way I’m telling you what I’m hiding behind.

  295. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 1:58 am

    Python has an answer for for just about everything.

  296. Comment by geoff on March 1, 2010 1:59 am

    Hiya.

  297. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 2:02 am

    Hi geoff

  298. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:03 am

    Oh, great, Geoff’s here!

    **well, there goes the neighborhood**

  299. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 2:03 am

    Watha?

  300. Comment by geoff on March 1, 2010 2:03 am

    Hi geoff

    Hanging in there, RFH?

  301. Comment by geoff on March 1, 2010 2:05 am

    It’s cool that your post got Zakified, Sean. But he writes like a little girl.

  302. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 2:06 am

    Yeah, geoff, just tired. I tried to be strong for my sister tonight – she is crazy with grief.

  303. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 2:09 am

    The obituary was published today, and it does not have any family names in it. This just ripped my sister – she expected to see names of the kids, grandkids, and siblings. I figured it was a privacy issue or more names than my nephew wanted to deal with. I don’t feel the need to have my name in the paper.

  304. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:10 am

    {{hugs Romy}}

    Hang in there, Kiddo.

  305. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 2:10 am

    But he writes like a little girl.

    I can’t be sure, but I’d guess that I get paid a lot less than he does while adhering to AP Stylebook guidelines.

    Not to mention ethics.

  306. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:11 am

    Romy, one might also wonder if leaving all the names out is a nice way of avoiding how to address ex-wives and such.

  307. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 2:13 am

    Stay strong, Roamy. We all love you and are sending our best wishes.

  308. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 2:15 am

    XBrad, also leaves out having to deal with the current live-in girlfriend. I think now they must not have gotten married. Brother’s oldest son is handling everything. I have never been prouder of him.

    And thank y’all again for the hugs, prayers, good thoughts, all of it.

  309. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:16 am

    Let us know if you need anything.

  310. Comment by geoff on March 1, 2010 2:16 am

    I tried to be strong for my sister tonight – she is crazy with grief.

    You’re a good sis. Drive safely tomorrow.

    I’m headin’ off to bed. Have a good evening.

  311. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:20 am

    I just ate a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

    The sweet chocolately milk left behind is by far the best evah!

  312. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:21 am

    Seriously, this was an awesome bowl of cereal.

  313. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 2:22 am

    I needed a place to vent, and I got it.

  314. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 2:25 am

    And thank y’all again for the hugs, prayers, good thoughts, all of it.

    Least we can do. There may be a lot of, well, goatse here, but we circle the wagons when we need to.

  315. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:25 am

    Romy, I’m here for you.

    But that was the last of the Cocoa Puffs.

  316. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 2:26 am

    SMOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!

    and good night

  317. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 2:29 am

    I just ate a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

    I was gonna do a strikethrough and change “bowl of Cocoa Puffs” to “dick,” but what’s the point?

  318. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 2:30 am

    I dunno, Sean, what’s the point? And what does the AP style guide say about that?

  319. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 3:11 am

    And what does the AP style guide say about that?

    It says not to hang out here.

  320. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2010 3:14 am

    Oops.

  321. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2010 3:38 am

    Poor Sean.

    **leaves cyanide on his windowsill**

  322. Comment by BrewFan on March 1, 2010 6:32 am

    FIRST!!11!!

  323. Comment by Vmaximus on March 1, 2010 6:52 am

    Morning Snausages!
    Worky worky!

  324. Comment by Car in on March 1, 2010 7:14 am

    Morning Brew and Vmax.

    (hates it that they were up before me)

  325. Comment by Sox on March 1, 2010 7:32 am

    *** Huffs CatNip Toy ***

    So wiser’s company has had $200,000 stolen. Wow!

    *** Hits DrudgeReport, Page Six tab ***

    Notorious Internet HunchBack Seen Dodging Paparazzi While Leaving Trendy New York City Hospital after Hump Enhancement Surgery

    Rut-Roh…..

  326. Comment by Sox on March 1, 2010 7:36 am

    *** Puts Coffee on Counter ***

    *** Throws Crab Grass seeds on SeaNm’s lawn ***

    Off to MouseHunt…..

  327. Comment by Car in on March 1, 2010 8:47 am

    WAKEY WAKEY.

    someone come help me waste time.

  328. Comment by Cyn on March 1, 2010 9:01 am

    Good Morning Car in, et al ! I can’t stay to play this morn, time for morning kids stuff–waking them, feeding them, making sure they are wearing underpants NOT on their heads, driving them to school, fun stuff. I’ll be back later though.

    Monday, March 1st. Ugh; where did January and February go???!!

  329. Comment by wiserbud on March 1, 2010 9:13 am

    MSN Headline least likely to entice me to clcik through:

    Big stars at NAACP Image Awards | Winners

  330. Comment by lauraw on March 1, 2010 9:27 am

    Bought a pair of Sketcher Shape-Ups yesterday. So far am in love.

    Further bulletins as events warrant.

  331. Comment by Dave in Texas on March 1, 2010 9:29 am

    Wow. Public wifi in county court? Ok, let’s see the first guilty sumbitch, I got things to do!

  332. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 1, 2010 9:32 am

    For the men

    http://tinyurl.com/ybhl8ns

    You’re welcome.

  333. Comment by Eddie The Bear on March 1, 2010 9:35 am

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/01/frum.smoke.filled.congress/index.html

    Fuck David Frum.

    That is all

  334. Comment by wiserbud on March 1, 2010 9:55 am

    new poat

  335. Comment by geoff on March 1, 2010 9:56 am

    For the men

    I owe you, RFH.

  336. Comment by wiserbud on March 1, 2010 9:58 am

    For the men

    meh. This is just proof that you can make any woman look hot with enough makeup, the right outfit, the right lighting, the right pose and the right software.

    Sure, they are all in great shape, but what else would you expect from someone who does nothing but exercise all day?


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