I saw this last night on the twitter feed for a liberal blogger I like to spar with:
There is a deep moral divide between the left & right. Shows blatantly & painfully in #HCR debate.
Let’s call it a brain teaser. What’s wrong with this tweet?
February 28, 2010
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
This poat is the most excellent poat evar!
This poat is the most excellent poat evar!
I think this is the only blog on the intertubes where people rate their own posts.
It’s kinda touching, in a pathetic sort of way. Like watching a winner at the Special Olympics getting a gold medal.
I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!!!!!!!!
gimme a cookie!
*hands Michael a Bronze Medal*
*hands Michael a Bronze Medal*
HAHAHAHAHA!
that was at your joke pupster
just wanted to be clear
Yeah, a deep moral divide that involves anecdotes rather than facts. Dead woman’s teeth! Does Obamacare cover dentistry? No, it does not.
gimme a cookie!
You get a pudding cup.
Now sit down and shut up.
Is that photo of Obambi at the top of this poat Whitehouse approved?
Evenin’ Hostages. Who shoved that poor guy’s head up his ass while he was still wearing pants?
WHY IS THERE A PUBIC HAIR IN MY PUDDING?!?!?!?
*narrows eyes at Michael
Did. YOU. dunk?
Did. YOU. dunk?
See, I think I have previously stated, on this blog, that I am a big proponent of the Fifth Amendment right to remain silent.
So, I don’t gotta answer that question.
Obama shoved has his head permanently lodged up his ass. He likes to smell his own farts.
‘shoved has his’? WTF?
Obama HAS his head permanently lodged up there.
Michael, you are so gross.
Oh, and if you heard someone yelling, that was me. Daughter took all her dirty clothes and shoved them in her bed instead of sorting them, like I told her to. I only *thought* I was nearly done with the laundry and was ready to pack.
PJ, I was not intentionally trying to gag you or something.
Give me a break.
Here — http://i.imgur.com/6OSWy.jpg
Is that a Cat or a raccoon Mesa
?
Ok I can see where Mare gets pissed off about the posting too quickly thing. Bite me wordpress
I hate hate HATE when wordpress says I’m posting too fast. It can fuck off.
PJ, I was not intentionally trying to gag you or something.
I can’t talk, I’m busy now
*flosses teeth with hair
These things are quite sturdy
WordPress will let a comment through instantly if it is interesting or funny.
Just sayin’.
Their software is amazing. They can flag the dull boring shit.
Good evening. How ya’ll doin? (/twang off)
Holy WordPress fail, batman.
Bite me Batman!
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Canada has a sense of humor after all!
Hello doc, and welcome to the funny farm. Where are you?
I went to a great party last night — http://i.imgur.com/2JbkO.jpg
Canada has a sense of humor after all!
Missed it. What was it?
Did you see the opening ceremonies when one of the 4 torch arms didn’t rise like it was supposed to?
Thye made a gag out of it at the closing ceremonies. It was actually pretty funny how they addressed it.
Heh
http://tinyurl.com/ye9zv4w
What it is, party people?
Photoshoot is tomorrow!
After you have a photoshoot skylia, where do the pictures go? (besides xbrad’s and sean’s walls).
Best actor, ever — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg&feature=player_embedded
Nobody except Dick, who is already going to hell, is allowed to click on this link:
http://tinyurl.com/y9fowhb
HA HA HA HA HAAAA
*claps hands over mouth*
*shoulders shaking*
mesa, that gives this one a run for the money:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
You clicked on it.
*sigh*
*sets up another chair in Satan’s foyer*
Hahahahahaha
* looks forward to good company in hell *
Dude, you’re gonna be setting up a lot of chairs, Pup. You can’t entice us like that and expect us not to click on the link.
{{{snicker}}}
*tsk tsk tsk*
How’s grandpa Sean doing?
That was truly evil.
And of course I laughed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
To this day, my favorite line. Try saying it in public sometime
So far as I know, he’s stable and resting in the hospital.
That’s one of my faves, too, Elliott.
I say “Garbage Day!” every Tuesday Elliot.
Nobody gets me but you.
I KNEW it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPTk_C5wmsg
Chair for me, too, please.
Nobody gets me but you.
I’m constantly muttering things like “Fuck salt” and “What’s wrong with your faaaaace?” much to the dismay of family and friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iliLnQmaEOA
Sha-la-la-laaaaaw
Andy, that reminded me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1i76S4dW0
(language warning)
Language warning here? What’s he say, “pretty pink pony?”
Pfft, yeah right…like you have friends.
“After you have a photoshoot skylia, where do the pictures go? (besides xbrad’s and sean’s walls).”
Sorry, got distracted by the little one. I have a few sets at Zivity, which is like MySpace, but for models, and models who are featured there get paid. I’ve also sold a few shots locally to bars and such for adverts.
I think Skippy’s List has been linked here before:
http://tinyurl.com/2j5h3o
“52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.”
That’s been stuck in my head for at least a year. I think I need to go to the range and get it out of my system.
Skippy’s List is always fun when you need a good laugh.
porky, I sent you an email.
Elliott, sometimes PJM clicks the links with her kids around. I was just being nice.
It won’t happen again.
Well, hell, I scared doc off. Didn’t mean to.
I appreciate that romy!!!
My computer is smack dab in the middle of the living room. That way I can throw CD’s at the kids
ifwhen they misbehave.Elliott, sometimes PJM clicks the links with her kids around. I was just being nice.
In all fairness, she should know better by now. Although she might trust your links, so maybe the warning was appropriate
Hi PJM!
What is the weather Sandy Eggos like now?
I do not click on Uni’s links. I can faithfully click on Mares. All of the rest of you are questionable. But I am unemployed so at least I cannot get fired. Eye Bleach? Frequently.
Have I ever linked something questionable? *is wounded by Vmax’s lack of faith*
Damnit,the fucking hepa filter for the mold wall keeps kicking the circuit breaker off.
Their software is amazing. They can flag the dull boring shit.
No, it doesn’t.
Trust me.
What is the weather Sandy Eggos like now?
Still kinda rainy. So, so glad it wasn’t cold last night because we don’t have any propane.
How’s it for you Vmax?
Did I tell you I found a nice single guy for Marley?
There was a guy on craigslist looking for a yellow lab because his had died.
He wanted one with a big head. I was worried that he wanted to boil Marley’s skull and use him as a trophy, but after he ate PomPom head, I really didn’t care if he did that.
It would have been ok. Pompom was my favorite chicken.
Has Sky ever linked anything? At DPUD yes and I click. Here? Sorry to hurt you sky, was not intended. Sean has pretty safe links too.
*forgives Vmax. just this once*
No, it doesn’t.
Trust me.
B-rad has uploaded all his home movies.
Note to self: start linking filthier stuff.
That WAS great pupster. You have the best stuff!
PJ, I’m not uploading my home movies anywhere.
Except the one you made with me.
PJM,
You go through more dogs than you have children. Buy them, or rescue them and TRAIN them!
My brother is the same way he has had 5 or 6 dogs to my 1.
I recognize that not all dogs will fit into a lifestyle, but labs are the all purpose dog. Goldens are better. Get a Golden next time. I might be prejudiced. Just a little. And a young one. A pup is best, but all Goldens want to please and be part of the family. With training and letting them be part of the family they will do very very well.
Sorry to tease you, I am 1/2 way kidding and 1/2 way serious. I know you have a good heart and Frodo was bad for your family. I trust Marley was the same. So I am just busting on you.
But get a Golden, really.
Zeke at 10 months is a fantastic dog. It did take 10 months, but I gave him 7 for free.
Did I kill it?
Or is there still life left in the poat?
It started off dead and went downhill from there, vmax.
The intarwebz, they be dead, Jim.
Baconfest in Des Moines was just on the Boston news. I didn’t see Russ, but there was lots of mighty tasty lookin’ bacon.
It has been mostly dead lately. I will not be around all nest week, so it will pick up. I am sure.
Good Geek star trek ref BiW.
I already told you I never intended to keep Marley. NEVER.
I was rescuing him from a bad situation till I could figure out what to do with him.
Problem is, when you adopt a dog from the pound, which is what I did with Frodo, you don’t know what you’re going to get. Especially if they’re not puppies.
Most labs would be an all purpose dog, however, I took Marley to the groomers and they told me he was the worst dog they’d ever had and not to bring him back again.
I calmed him down considerably before he got adopted out. I had him to where he didn’t bother my chickens……………with supervision mind you.
And he didn’t jump on people anymore. I just saw this guy had him chained up all the time and he said he didn’t want him anymore and I wanted to rescue him. Never intended to keep him. I just knew he was smart and didn’t want him to go to a high kill shelter which is what would have happened because he’s dog aggressive.
Frodo was adopted from the pound and I didn’t want to return him after I got him because they would have done away with him. Again, you can’t tell what you’re getting if you don’t get a pup. The pound said Frodo was excellent with kids. Not so.
Frodo bit two different neighbors, one he made bleed, wouldn’t let PJD go near me and didn’t like Gavin. The pound also said Frodo would be great with families with lots of people around. They were wrong. I can only go by what the pound tells me.
That is why I went through Frodo and Marley so quickly.
I don’t have time to train a dog that’s going to bite people. You can because you don’t have kids. It’s not worth the risk to me.
Except the one you made with me.
Man, I thought you would have worn that thing out by now.
Poat isn’t quite dead. Hurtin’ pretty bad.
But I think PJ is cryin’ in a corner.
Yeah, but I’m kicking and scratching at air from it.
Michael Buble in a RCMP uniform, singing. Oh hell yes!
Lemme see what I have here for Rocketchick. Back in just a minute.
I am sorry PJM I forgot about the not keeping Marley, now that you mention it I remember. Like I said I trust your opinion.
I am sorry. I meant to tease not offend.
And Frodo would have done well with me. I should have kept him, but you say he went to a good home so that is good too.
hahaha, it’s ok Vmax.
I just can’t handle seeing a dog in a bad situation and it drives PJD CRAZYYYY!!!
At least I’m not like my aunt, she takes in freaking homeless people and crap.
Brought some homeless men home and fed them when she was 9. And she’s STILL like that.
Old School
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyHZw92TbNU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqOVXnNUcYo
Michael J. Fox wasn’t as shakey tonight as he was when he made that anti-Bush commercial.
I wonder why that is?
Brought some homeless men home and fed them when she was 9.
And that’s how you get laws named after you.
Closing ceremonies: nice beaver.
This one is a little more entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgJxhgFtDQo
XBrad, you ever see “Danger UXB”?
I think my husband just told me I had a “cavernous vagina”. Kill now or later?
Closing ceremonies: nice beaver.
a little too big for my tastes.
Kill now or later?
Depends. Do you?
“Depends. Do you?”
I neither have a cavernous vagina nor wear depends.
I saw it when it first came out, Romita.
Scared me half to death.
Nice splodey.
“I think my husband just told me I had a “cavernous vagina”. Kill now or later?”
Bwaahahahaahhahahaha! I mean, Oops. Kill him now.
Closing ceremonies:
I don’t think I’ve seen anything that gay since Dave showed up at the CT Meetup
This is the gheyest closing ceremony ever. And that takes some work.
My son was watching the closing ceremony and asked what was the point of the icicles and numerous other things. “Artsy-fartsy stuff, son”
I think my husband just told me I had a “cavernous vagina”.
This just displaced my brother-in-law telling his pregnant wife that her shadow looked like that of a whale as the stupidest husband statement ever.
He’s not getting any for a while, is he?
He’s not getting any
for a while, is heever?“He’s not getting any for a while, is he?”
A long, long while. Mr. Ember’s just a little slow, sometimes. He has no idea when to shut up.
No, xbrad, he’ll get some eventually. Even women have sexual needs.
Kill him Sky,
Then move south to Florida. I will not make the same mistake. Nope not ever.
What about Red, Vmax?
Red doesn’t have a cavernous vagina.
*makes a note to not show new Emberpics to Xbrad*
Heh. Saw this comment on a blog about super-genius Obama not understanding that he had liability coverage on his car:
Obelisk Obama: My God, he’s full of
starscrap!Reality is never as good as fantasy sky.
And I have had a few drinks.
Check with me tomorrow. What a bummer!
I m working here this week
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1395-Bayshore-Dr-FL-34250/45732522_zpid/
I will fish at lunch.
Ember, you can’t deny me corsetpics.
That would be cruel.
Tiny peener?
I can be cruel. I’ll have forgotten all about your transgression by the time the pics are processed and edited, so don’t worry.
Also working here this week.
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4204-Wayside-Willow-Ct-Tampa-FL-33618/44903097_zpid/
No fishing involved though.
Later, h8ers
I am out of here too. G’nite all.
Quitters.
I’m still here. I just don’t have a lot to say.
Except really boring shit.
And that’s new and different how?
ember: kill him with kindness
How do you suggest I go about that, Eddie?
How do you suggest I go about that, Eddie?
force his head into your cavernous vagina and keep it there until he suffocates?
Comment by skyliaember on February 28, 2010 10:29 pm
“Depends. Do you?”
I neither have a cavernous vagina nor wear depends.
Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2010 10:29 pm
I saw it when it first came out, Romita.
Scared me half to death.
“force his head into your cavernous vagina and keep it there until he suffocates?”
STFU, wiser.
STFU, wiser.
Just trying to help….elp…..elp…..elp……elp……
Don’t mind wiser and his gaping vagina
I think I’m gonna just lurk for a bit.
I neither have a cavernous vagina nor wear depends.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I likes me a woman with low self-esteem.
*moves Wiser to the kill painfully and slowly list*
Hey, Michael, how does Thursday, 3/11 sound for a meet-up? DinT suggested it as a good night for him, and I think I could be out of my meetings by 9, 10 at the latest, but maybe even as early as 8.
*moves Wiser to the kill painfully and slowly list*
Heh.
get in line…
Thursday is OK with me.
Actually, anytime you and your cavernous vagina find convenient is OK with me.
Saltwater Willie’s?
Yeah, Saltwater Willie’s. I can walk there from my hotel. When I get the conference agenda, we can firm up the agenda, but that should work perfectly.
Saltwater Willie’s?
Is that what she’s calling her cavernous vagina now?
Just to be clear, we are talking about Thursday, 3/11, right?
Yes, that would be the day we’re talking about.
**goes to Saltwater Willie’s**
**hides loaded weapon in the ladies room**
**nods at sky**
*slips Romy at $20 under the table*
I guess the lesson there is “don’t fuck with the sisterhood”
“Is that what she’s calling her cavernous vagina now?”
Why would I name my vagina “Willy”?
It’s a date.
Sky… do NOT get drunk around Michael. Take my word for it.
Now please excuse me. It’s time for my hourly Lutheran worship ritual….
I guess the lesson there is “don’t fuck with the sisterhood”
A lesson you seem to have taken to heart.
Not that any of you cared, but I was safe from the tsunami too.
I was hidden with (food and booze) in Sky’s cavernous vagina.
Not that any of you cared, but I was safe from the tsunami too.
What tsunami?
Exactly.
Damnit, ‘Cano, that’s just dirty.
http://www.newsherald.com/articles/panama-81823-beach-panty.html
Actually, it was surprisingly clean.
http://patterico.com/2010/02/28/another-lie-from-brad-friedman/
So … I have a clean, cavernous vagina?
‘cano, your name came up. People hoped you had headed for the high ground.
Some people.
Not me.
Wonderfully so.
So you’d say it’s more salt mine than coal mine?
I stand by my earlier statement: my vagina is not cavernous. It is, however, clean.
It’s cleaner than XBrad’s sock of love.
Why would I name my vagina “Willy”?
After the whale?
I stand by my earlier statement: my vagina is not cavernous. It is, however, clean.
Sure. Okay. Whatever you say.
Willy fall in, or won’t he?
I stand by my earlier statement: my vagina is not cavernous. It is, however, clean.
Fine, if nobody else will say it, I fucking will.
Pics or it didn’t happen
Goddamn closing tags. If I could post on DPUD I’d break it
Is it true that the Beatles once played a concert in Sky’s vajayjay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMDPeiZm-Y
It’s cleaner than XBrad’s sock of love.
Settin’ the bar awfully low.
“Pics or it didn’t happen”
Now wait a g’damn minute here, boys. I give you slutty pics of me all the time. I am not giving you straight up pr0n.
Goddamn closing tags. If I could post on DPUD I’d break it
*sends e-mail to boss*
It’ll never happen.
elliott: you mean post comments?
Now wait a g’damn minute here, boys. I give you slutty pics of me all the time. I am not giving you straight up pr0n.
I’m just trying to comply with the style guide!
Just kidding, Sky. I’m sure your netherregions are exceptional.
elliott: you mean post comments?
No no, actual posts. If I had anything interesting to say, I’d say it and then it’d be broken.
Bummer, found a nice tobacco pipe I finally decided to go with, was getting ready to make the purchase and someone else bought it. Hate when that happens.
You want I should kill’em an’ steal your pipe back, boss?
For the record, I never said Ember had an ginormous vjj.
And, Elliott, everybody breaks the blog. I was so proud of myself the first time I broke the blog.
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/02/28/dear-sen-inhofe-please-expose-the-rubes-kleptocrats/
For the record, I never said Ember had an ginormous vjj.
You never said she didn’t…..
DPUD: which kind?
You never said she didn’t…..
That’s true, you practically gave Obama the votes he needs to declare a state of emergency with your silence.
“That’s true, you practically gave Obama the votes he needs to declare a state of emergency with your silence.”
… now my vagina is a state of emergency?
Tim West, mostly known for pipe repair, but he makes ’em too. It was a big bent brandy, not giant, but it had a really nice shape and nice looking straight grain.
… now my vagina is a state of emergency?
Do I hear a siren?
God, I haven’t posted anything at DPUD in like three days.
Ah. I see.
Wife bought me two more Opus X Cigars for our anniversary.
I bet, with all this talk, Mr. Ember gets to take the love boat to tunatown tonite.
At least I’ll be able to find Sky at Saltwater WIllie’s.
Hostages Community Theater:
Michael Yells at Crowd: Hey, is there a chick here with a cavernous, whale-sized vagina?
Chicks in General: Fuck off, asshole.
One Chick: *looks down, flicks ash off her cigarette*
Michael: Hi, Sky.
Sky: Hi, Michael.
Fin.
God, I haven’t posted anything at DPUD in like three days.
Hey, boss, did you see that I caught the attention of a WaPo staff guy the other night?
God, I haven’t posted anything at DPUD in like three days.
I heard rampant profanity is a sure fire winner. I may have to try it out
“Michael: Hi, Sky.
Sky: Hi, Michael.
Fin.”
I swear to the heavens, Michael, if you try that shit, I will kill you so fast.
And, Boss, I haven’t posted in days, either. I’m a terrible co-blogger.
Hey, boss, did you see that I caught the attention of a WaPo staff guy the other night?
He thinks you sure got a purty mouth?
Which post, Sean? Linky?
I was telling Mr. RFH of the possible unpleasantries this week – my brother was married at least three times (I don’t know if he married the woman he was living with), who knows how many ex-wives will show up, plus my sister meeting Dad’s girlfriend for the first time. He said, “I don’t know, it could be fun, sounds like we could sell ringside tickets.” Be careful what you wish for…
WHile I was making that video yesterday, Daughter asked me if she can watch it. When I told her no, it was for grown ups, she told my wife that I was making robots say bad words again.
Snitch
Michael Yells at Crowd: Hey, is there a chick here with a cavernous, whale-sized vagina?
**hides second weapon for backup**
Hey, boss, did you see that I caught the attention of a WaPo staff guy the other night?
No, how the fuck did I miss that? Nice though, I like how he omitted facts from the story, offering that he thought they were assumed. I don’t know much about journalism, but I’ve always heard that reporting you don’t omit facts in a story, even if they’re blatantly obvious.
“**hides second weapon for backup**”
*makes a note to buy Romy super-awesome Christmas present this year*
Mwahahahaaa, Eddie that’s hilarious.
As Christmas presents go, nothing beats Mesa’s dicksoap.
Hostages Community Theater
Bruce: “I’d like to get punched in the dick. Could anybody oblige me?”
Ember: “No problem.”
*punches Bruce in the dick*
Bruce: “Ow. Why the fuck did I ask for that?”
ALL: “Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!”
*singing*
ALL: “Loo loo loo, loo loo loo loo, loo loo loo, loo loo loo looooooo.”
FIN
*makes a note to buy Romy super-awesome Christmas present this year*
You can hide it in your spacious….
trunk of your car. Next to wiser’s body
I swear to the heavens, Michael, if you try that shit, I will kill you so fast.
Maybe you should just tell me what you are wearing.
“You can hide it in your spacious….
trunk of your car. Next to wiser’s body”
Well played, Elliott. Well played.
Which post, Sean? Linky?
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/party_like_its_2008
I haven’t decided yet. But it’ll be hawt.
I can almost guarantee that I’ll be wearing a fascinator. Probably will be the only girl in Saltwater Willie’s wearing a fascinator.
cav·ern·ous
/ˈkævərnəs/ Show Spelled[kav-er-nuhs] Show IPA
–adjective
1. being, resembling, or suggestive of a cavern: a vast, cavernous room.
2. deep-set: cavernous eyes.
3. hollow and deep-sounding: a cavernous voice.
4. containing caverns.
5. full of small cavities; porous.
Maybe he just meant it was porous…
“Maybe he just meant it was porous…”
That doesn’t sound any better.
Oh! Even better, from a medical dictionary according to google
Main Entry: cav·ern·ous
Pronunciation: ‘kav-&r-n&s
Function: adjective
1 : having caverns or cavities
2 oftissue : composed largely of vascular sinuses and capable of dilating with blood to bring about the erection of a body part
So maybe he just meant it was capable of bringing about the erection of a body part
OK, I’ll ask.
What’s a fascinator? Is that like a vajazzle?
“So maybe he just meant it was capable of bringing about the erection of a body part”
Can’t … most of them do that?
Regarding Sean’s story, I love how the guy just plays up the “it was assumed” angle. But that is a classic example of what Ace has described of the not having to spin something if they just ignore it
Sadly, not DollytheSheep’s
Can’t … most of them do that?
Maybe he appreciates yours more than others?
A fascinator is a fancy hair clip. Like this one:
peacock feathers included?
You don’t see women in wtfhairclips much these days
nice save, Elliott
Is that hair clip for when you play Fascination? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascination_%28game%29
Whilst listening to the Human League?
Well, the one I’ll be wearing probably won’t have the peacock feathers. I have about 30 of the things.
Elliott knows that he’s already taught us how to dispose of bodies.
hahahaha, they are rerunning the closing ceremony so I got to see the mime.
Is it legal to shoot mimes in Canada? They get uptight about a lot of shit.
Is it legal to shoot mimes in Canada? They get uptight about a lot of shit.
Only when they have the makeup on. Mimes are essentially clowns, and clowns aren’t people.
I don’t even know what a “fascinator” is. Now I gotta google that.
I’ll be wearing blue jeans, and, if it is chilly, a very expensive but worn-looking brown leather suede jacket.
Plus, I have a fresh haircut, as of today. Also, my nails are trimmed and I have trimmed the nasal and ear hair. I look pretty good right now, because I am attending a big conference next week.
Is it legal to shoot mimes in Canada?
You can assault them with an olive loaf.
+500,000 points if you get the reference.
Whilst listening to the Human League?
Well played.
*golf clap*
Chances are, Michael, that I will also just be wearing jeans. And since it’s a work thing, I probably won’t be wearing a corset. Sadly.
Also, my nails are trimmed and I have trimmed the nasal and ear hair.
So if some guy with unkempt nasal hair asks about your vagina, it’s probably not Michael.
“So if some guy with unkempt nasal hair asks about your vagina, it’s probably not Michael.”
Bwahahahahaha.
Chances are, Michael, that I will also just be wearing jeans.
Won’t it be chilly at willy’s with a bare chest?
Well, it’ll be easy for Michael to spot me, Elliott.
I’ll be wearing
blue jeans, and, if it is chilly, a very expensive but worn-looking brown leather suede jacketa cowl with pointy ears, a cape, and a utility belt.Hard to miss.
And what if he claims to be blind?
Hmm…there are a few sales jobs available that’d probably pay much better than what I’m getting, but the store is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
I’ve gotten no bites, DPUD, despite putting out about 20 or so applications. Sigh. I don’t want to be stuck in Lafayette any more.
Hmm…there are a few sales jobs available that’d probably pay much better than what I’m getting, but the store is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Well, you won’t have to deal with any goddamn customers then
The easy way to recognize me is that I will be with Cathy, and she will be the prettiest girl in the bar.
I’ll be with Godzilla, and it will be the biggest fucking lizard in the bar.
Michael, come to think of it, I’ll be the girl with the flower tattoos on my right arm that look like sketches of cherry blossoms. It’s kind of an easy tattoo to spot.
Hard to miss.
I actually thought about showing up in my Batman suit.
Not a good idea. Sky is going to be in a bar where business colleagues might be present.
Well, Michael has seen pics of Ember. Ember hasn’t seen too many pics of Michael.
I’ll be at the bar, licking my eyebrows.
“Not a good idea. Sky is going to be in a bar where business colleagues might be present.”
Thank you, I appreciate that thought. I can see it now. “Sky, why are you meeting the crazy guy dressed as Batman?”
“I know him from the internet …”
Sky, why are you meeting the guy at the bar who can lick his eyebrows?
Nevermind.
That’s gonna leave a mark:
http://tinyurl.com/yf5eh8h
Would one of you nice people kill me now?
Mom just discovered TVLand and they are having a MASH marathon.
Almost as good as just shooting him when he stepped out and was getting on the bike. He left himself wide open. Even a frenchman could have hit him
Suicide is painless…
“they are having a MASH marathon.”
Karma getting back at you for making fun of my vagina.
Rosetta will be the one in the Pokemon costume.
Would one of you nice people kill me now?
Mom just discovered TVLand and they are having a MASH marathon.
Seems appropriate that you’ll be hearing that song repeatedly. Of course, they took out the lyrics when they made it a TV Sitcom
“That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.”
I didn’t make fun of your vagina.
“Rosetta will be the one in the Pokemon costume.”
I can’t think of Pokemon anymore without thinking of the worst FFF ever.
sean: which character?
Auto sales position…for a GM dealer. Blah.
Rosetta will be the one in the Pokemon costume.
And should there be multiple pokemon, he’ll be the one with his penis hanging out.
“I didn’t make fun of your vagina.”
*scrolled up to verify. pours Xbrad whiskey in teh sippy cup as an apology*
Would one of you nice people kill me now?
Ooh, the California Lottery has a new game!
I believe I said it was exceptionally clean….
“I believe I said it was exceptionally clean….”
Yes, ‘Cano, you did compliment the cleanliness of my vajayjay.
Happy Birthday, Michael.
http://tinyurl.com/yj7paon
I can’t think of Pokemon anymore without thinking of the worst FFF ever.
SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE.
DAMN YOU, STALKER!
So I got that goin’ for me.
Thank you, I appreciate that thought.
Duh. If you can walk to Saltwater Willie’s, so can other attendees at your conference.
Relax, Sky. In public, I’m usually totally inoffensive.
Unless Dave makes me drink tequila shooters.
Last year, the only people who knew about Saltwater Willie’s were two of my very good work “friends”. But I think we’ve all mentioned the place to everyone else.
DAMN YOU, STALKER!
*leaves peace offering of Val-U-Rite vodka on porch*
*rings doorbell*
*accepts Stalker’s peace offering. gets hopelessly drunk*
Leftover lasagna for dinner, or go to the store and make awesome sandwiches?
Awesome sandwiches. How can you ever go wrong with awesome sammiches?
I’ll be the girl with the flower tattoos on my right arm that look like sketches of cherry blossoms.
OK — I will look for the tats.
Can’t go wrong with awesome sandwiches, but then again, lasagna’s pretty yummy too.
Leftover lasagna is usually pretty damn good as well.
Apparently, my father just got a Facechimp page, and when I called him today to wish him a happy birthday, he lectured me for 20 minutes about my tattoos.
Well, I think we’re calling it a night. I have to get up early for photoshoot goodness.
Good luck at your photoshoot.
I eagerly await the photos.
XBrad, if the MASH marathon keeps going, there’s always the fuse box.
Sweet dreams, Ember. I hope you’re not too hung over from my peace offering during your photo shoot.
*leaves large bottle of water on porch*
Eh, she’ll crash in about 15 minutes.
I posted a couple of responses to the WaPo guy here, if anybody cares.
Still around, Romy?
Need another dose of ‘splodey?
I’m still here, XBrad, though I’m good on ‘splodey for the moment. I thought with my sister in an earlier time zone that midnight would be a safe time to get on Facechimp. I was wrong.
Just a quick dose of ‘splodey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzctuGaC3k
I should go to bed. I’m tired and I have a 6.5 hour drive tomorrow. But I need some funneh to get this taste out of my mouth.
How long will you be on the road?
Hahahaha, do you remember the Monty Python on how to not be seen?
But I need some funneh to get this taste out of my mouth.
Listerine isn’t especially funneh, but it gets the job done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idXgVLpB6bY
I’ll be in Augusta until Thursday. The hotel has internet, so I plan on at least dropping in and reporting any catfights.
Hahahaha, do you remember the Monty Python on how to not be seen?
That’s a trick question. There’s no fucking way I’m telling you what I’m hiding behind.
Python has an answer for for just about everything.
Hiya.
Hi geoff
Oh, great, Geoff’s here!
**well, there goes the neighborhood**
Watha?
Hi geoff
Hanging in there, RFH?
It’s cool that your post got Zakified, Sean. But he writes like a little girl.
Yeah, geoff, just tired. I tried to be strong for my sister tonight – she is crazy with grief.
The obituary was published today, and it does not have any family names in it. This just ripped my sister – she expected to see names of the kids, grandkids, and siblings. I figured it was a privacy issue or more names than my nephew wanted to deal with. I don’t feel the need to have my name in the paper.
{{hugs Romy}}
Hang in there, Kiddo.
But he writes like a little girl.
I can’t be sure, but I’d guess that I get paid a lot less than he does while adhering to AP Stylebook guidelines.
Not to mention ethics.
Romy, one might also wonder if leaving all the names out is a nice way of avoiding how to address ex-wives and such.
Stay strong, Roamy. We all love you and are sending our best wishes.
XBrad, also leaves out having to deal with the current live-in girlfriend. I think now they must not have gotten married. Brother’s oldest son is handling everything. I have never been prouder of him.
And thank y’all again for the hugs, prayers, good thoughts, all of it.
Let us know if you need anything.
I tried to be strong for my sister tonight – she is crazy with grief.
You’re a good sis. Drive safely tomorrow.
I’m headin’ off to bed. Have a good evening.
I just ate a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
The sweet chocolately milk left behind is by far the best evah!
Seriously, this was an awesome bowl of cereal.
I needed a place to vent, and I got it.
And thank y’all again for the hugs, prayers, good thoughts, all of it.
Least we can do. There may be a lot of, well, goatse here, but we circle the wagons when we need to.
Romy, I’m here for you.
But that was the last of the Cocoa Puffs.
SMOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!
and good night
I just ate a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
I was gonna do a strikethrough and change “bowl of Cocoa Puffs” to “dick,” but what’s the point?
I dunno, Sean, what’s the point? And what does the AP style guide say about that?
And what does the AP style guide say about that?
It says not to hang out here.
Oops.
Poor Sean.
**leaves cyanide on his windowsill**
FIRST!!11!!
Morning Snausages!
Worky worky!
Morning Brew and Vmax.
(hates it that they were up before me)
*** Huffs CatNip Toy ***
So wiser’s company has had $200,000 stolen. Wow!
*** Hits DrudgeReport, Page Six tab ***
Notorious Internet HunchBack Seen Dodging Paparazzi While Leaving Trendy New York City Hospital after Hump Enhancement Surgery
Rut-Roh…..
*** Puts Coffee on Counter ***
*** Throws Crab Grass seeds on SeaNm’s lawn ***
Off to MouseHunt…..
WAKEY WAKEY.
someone come help me waste time.
Good Morning Car in, et al ! I can’t stay to play this morn, time for morning kids stuff–waking them, feeding them, making sure they are wearing underpants NOT on their heads, driving them to school, fun stuff. I’ll be back later though.
Monday, March 1st. Ugh; where did January and February go???!!
MSN Headline least likely to entice me to clcik through:
Big stars at NAACP Image Awards | Winners
Bought a pair of Sketcher Shape-Ups yesterday. So far am in love.
Further bulletins as events warrant.
Wow. Public wifi in county court? Ok, let’s see the first guilty sumbitch, I got things to do!
For the men
http://tinyurl.com/ybhl8ns
You’re welcome.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/01/frum.smoke.filled.congress/index.html
Fuck David Frum.
That is all
new poat
For the men
I owe you, RFH.
For the men
meh. This is just proof that you can make any woman look hot with enough makeup, the right outfit, the right lighting, the right pose and the right software.
Sure, they are all in great shape, but what else would you expect from someone who does nothing but exercise all day?