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Saturday Morning Cartoon – Applecore

Chip ‘n Dale stick it to the duck in this classic cartoon from 1952.

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February 27, 2010
Categories: American Hero, beefcake, Booze, Chief Grumpybutt, Don't Make Me Kill You, fat chicks, Heavy Metal Thunder, I feel like chicken tonight., mesadick, oxycontin, Totally Nude, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster

312 Comments

  1. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 11:59 am

    Bite teh Apple!

  2. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 12:04 pm

    Morning.

    I’m sorry to say, I’m running into compassion fatigue, what with everyone here and Haiti, and now Chile.

  3. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:07 pm

    I’m about at the point where I have to stop procrastinating and go shovel. Again.

  4. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 12:07 pm

    STFU xbrad.

  5. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 12:10 pm

    Morning, Laura, can I have a scoop of misery, and two scoops of crotchetyness?

  6. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 12:15 pm

    *dips blowgun dart in toad poison*

  7. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 12:20 pm

    Oh, cool, Laura’s gonna blow me!

  8. Comment by Shitcat on February 27, 2010 12:22 pm

    Hummmm Toad poison. Tasty.

  9. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 12:25 pm

    The anticipation had been building to a fever pitch. The moisture in her loins had grown from the most imperceptible trickle at the start and had grown into a raging torrent in corrolation with the odor that now filled her nostrils. She was normally so closed off, so unemotional, and yet now she allowed herself a slight smile at the thought that if a telephone pole were to slip between her engorged love curtains that it still wouldn’t be enough to bring on the wracking paroxisims of physical joy that her body seemed poised to achieve.

    She watched as the numbers counted down, wondering in the depths of her tortured brain if time had somehow slowed, as if sensing her deepest desire on Earth at this moment and keeping her separated from it as a unique form of cruelty. Finally, inexorably, the counter reached zero, and a shrill buzz filled her ears. She thought that she might climax then, but she swallowed hard and opened the machine, only to be assailed by a wave of heat, scented with the grainy goodness that only fresh baked bread could create. She let her eyes lazily follow the golden brown crust from one end to the other, only to find herself shuddering as bolts of physical pleasure ripped up her spine from the now sopping mass of flesh between her legs.

    -Stewart Coldwater, The Breadmaker Letters, Vol. 1

  10. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:30 pm

    If mare’s a surfer, today’s gonna be the day to go.

    “Experts warned that a tsunami could strike anywhere in the Pacific, and Hawaii could face its largest waves since 1964 starting at 11:19 a.m. (4:19 p.m. EST), according to Charles McCreery, director of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center. “

  11. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:30 pm

    -Stewart Coldwater, The Breadmaker Letters, Vol. 1

    hawt

  12. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 12:33 pm

    -Stewart Coldwater, The Breadmaker Letters, Vol. 1 hawt

    I think you were his target demographic, PJM.

  13. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:34 pm

    I’m sorry to say, I’m running into compassion fatigue, what with everyone here and Haiti, and now Chile.

    b-rad! For shame!

    I want everyone here to feel comfortable sharing if they need to.

    *pulls out large coffee mugs

    Welcome to coffee talk, I’m your host pajama momma

    Today’s topic? The stick in b-rad’s ass

    Talk amongst yourselves.

  14. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:35 pm

    I think you were his target demographic, PJM.

    Reeeeeeally freaking hawt.

  15. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 12:37 pm

    I think you were his target demographic, PJM.

    Reeeeeeally freaking hawt.

    Can I get you anything? A towel, perhaps?

  16. Comment by BrewFan on February 27, 2010 12:40 pm

    Today’s topic? The stick in b-rad’s ass

    A stick? I thought that was BiW’s pee pee!

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:41 pm

    I’m going to refer to that passage the next time someone argues with my assertion that grains are addictive.

    It won’t prove my point, but it’ll derail the conversation nicely.

  18. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:44 pm

    grains are addicting? hardly

    if someone tells you that again, ask them if they’ve ever had whole wheat spaghetti. It tastes like ass and there’s no high from it. Impossible to get addicted.

    Now carbs on the other hand?

    ok

  19. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 12:44 pm

    Well, I was wrong. Not an accident.

    Two of my youngest kid’s friends defended a young woman who was being harassed at a carnival last night. Later when they left, the harasser and four of five of his closest friends jumped these boys and stabbed them. Both kids ok, one stitched up and discharged, the other with a hole in his spleen, ok after surgery. He’ll be there a while. Couple of the punks have already been arrested (small town stupid). My girl was upset but is ok. So I’m ok.

  20. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:45 pm

    oh wait, you’re the one that says it’s addicting.

    do you think whole grains are addicting? Or just refined?

    what do you do leon? You suddenly have me very curious.

    I like a guy interested in newtrition.

    I think I like that spelling

  21. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:47 pm

    wow dave, that’s awful. I’m glad they’re ok and I”m certainly glad your kids are ok.

  22. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 12:47 pm

    I never got the applecore game. Must be a guy thing.

  23. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 12:49 pm

    Holy cow, Dave. Glad the kids are ok, and praying for a fast recovery.

  24. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:49 pm

    PJM, grains actually have a number of opioid molecules in them that stimulate serotonin production. That’s not to say they are bad for you necessarily, but they do have properties in common with recognized addictive substances. Making then into flours and then baked goods makes them more addictive because they become more digestible, making the hormonal effects more immediately felt.

    And again, I refer you to the above passage. That woman is jonesin’ hard.

  25. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 12:49 pm

    Great, Argentina just had an earthquake. Hour long lines at the store.

    Hilo may get the worst of it they are saying a 9 foot wave for them.

  26. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 12:50 pm

    Holy fuck, Dave, that’s even worse!

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:51 pm

    I’m a software engineer in a lifelong battle with mild obesity. I read up on nutrition the same way some guys work on model trains. It’s a sickness.

  28. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:51 pm

    now that’s very interesting leon.

    I absolutely believe it too.

    but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.

  29. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 12:52 pm

    Yeah. Thank y’all. She’s fine, she was not there, she was home with us when she got the news, we woke up with her around 4 cause she wanted to go back and go see them in the hospital. I was reasonably satisfied she wasn’t too upset to drive.

    Anyway she’s seen them, talked to them, they’re ok – one already discharged.

    I gotta head home, I’ll let you know more when I know it.

    Thanks again

  30. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:52 pm

    but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.

    I’ve had some that wasn’t bad, but none of it is any good for me.

  31. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:53 pm

    I’m a software engineer in a lifelong battle with mild obesity. I read up on nutrition the same way some guys work on model trains. It’s a sickness.

    I have that same sickness, only I’m not a software engineer.

  32. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:54 pm

    I’ve had some that wasn’t bad, but none of it is any good for me.

    bacon is good for me.

  33. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 12:56 pm

    dang, just looked at the other thread. Didn’t realize how scary mare’s situation is.

    YIIKES!!!

    tsunamis aren’t really good waves to surf in.

  34. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 12:56 pm

    but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.

    And you know this how?

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:57 pm

    PJ, I linked this a couple of days ago. Big blog post on raw milk, made me think of you. Apparently in MI I pretty much can’t access it legally, even if I own the cow.

    You might like Tom Naughton’s blog, btw.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 12:59 pm

    bacon is good for me.

    It really is. I’m going to try making my own this Spring.

  37. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:00 pm

    http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/0226dnmetarkcows.157175b46.html

  38. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:00 pm

    And you know this how?

    I made the mistake of giving b-rad a smooch when we met.

    Thanks for the linky leon.

    gonna read

  39. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:04 pm

    http://nerdshirts.co.uk/soundboard/Firefly/

  40. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 1:05 pm

    Speaking of nerdshirts, I’m wearing my Performance Powder Coating t-shirt today.

  41. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 1:08 pm

    I’ll be wearing my Hostages shirt today to the hospital.

    BTW, it’s raining here. Again.

    WTF?

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 1:09 pm

    Glad it’s not raining here. We’d flood again.

  43. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:10 pm

    Cool, Romy.

    We were so busy this week that we burned through 100 gallons of propane in four days.

    Good that we were busy, bad that now we are out of propane and have to wait for a delivery.

  44. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 1:12 pm

    Dave, goodness, I’m glad all the kids involved are safe.

    Yikes.

  45. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 1:15 pm

    Hope your mom’s eye surgery goes well today, XBrad.

  46. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 1:16 pm

    It probably can’t go much worse than the last one.

  47. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:16 pm

    Speaking of nerdshirts, I’m wearing my Performance Powder Coating t-shirt today

    hahahaha

    Good that we were busy, bad that now we are out of propane and have to wait for a delivery.

    Gah, we’re out of propane too. Calling it in just this second. Gonna cost almost $400. sucks. stupid heating

  48. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:17 pm

    mare, what floor is your condo on?

  49. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 1:20 pm

    6th floor. But we have an upstairs so really I can go to 7 floors.

  50. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:20 pm

    With all the Hostages in need of some prayers, I’m gonna have to purchase some Toughskins. It’s just too hard on the knees.

    Either that or i just need to convert to a coldhearted bastard.

  51. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 1:21 pm

    “With all the Hostages in need of some prayers, I’m gonna have to purchase some Toughskins. It’s just too hard on the knees.”

    hahahahahahahahaha……Toughskins, that reminds me of childhood.

  52. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 1:24 pm

    Does your propane company not have a regular route? They stop by every month, and if mine is down by 100 gallons or more (500 gallon tank), they top it off.

  53. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:29 pm

    Yes they do, but the last guy who owned the company didn’t pay his last bill so now we are pay as you go. We had been burning through 38 gallons a week, easy to plan for. We’ve been burning the ovens until late at night for the past couple of weeks and burning through tons more.

  54. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:31 pm

    I guess they don’t if you’re talking to me.

    So bizarre. We won’t be able to heat the house tonight or tomorrow night and of course all the kids are flippin sick.

    PJD just called and they don’t deliver on weekends.

  55. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 1:31 pm

    Okay, no more putting it off. Time to shovel.

  56. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:33 pm

    You know, that is an evil capitalist idea…

    Prayerskins™! When life gets tough, the tough get on their knees!™.

    There are always trials in life. Sometimes they are our own, sometimes they are our brother’s, but they all have the same purpose: testing our response and trust in the Biggest Brother of All.

    Prayerskins™. Life is short. Pray hard.

    Yeah. I can set up a plant in Mexico, where I can pay the laborers a buck a day to make them, get the denim from some other turd world hell-hole, and make thousands…excellent!

  57. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:34 pm

  58. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:34 pm

    hahahaha, I think that’s a great idea BiW.

  59. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:39 pm

    I’m glad you’re up high mare.

    Are the waves big yet?

    It’d be kinda cool to watch I’d think.

  60. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:41 pm

    hahahaha, I think that’s a great idea BiW.

    I just need to figure out a way to make them as ubiquitous as green jello with carrot shavings and death potatoes, and I can finally leave this life behind and retire.

  61. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 1:43 pm

    PJ, tsunamis don’t have waves getting bigger and bigger. Everything is normal… until it isn’t.

  62. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 1:44 pm

    They don’t want you going to the beach to gawk. That is literally what kills people. They said what happens in the Marqueses Islands is a good indicator of what will happen here. They only got a 6 foot surge so it bodes well for us that it won’t be terrible.

    BiW, I like your idea!!

  63. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:44 pm

    It appears that Stewart wrote a letter about the most succulent loaf of dark rye bread ever made. I better not share with PJM. It might take a case of Newcastle to slake her rampant desires after reading that.

  64. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:45 pm

    PJ, tsunamis don’t have waves getting bigger and bigger. Everything is normal… until it isn’t.

    Shut it.

    I’m just glad mare’s high.

    giggle

  65. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:46 pm

    BiW, I like your idea!!

    Maybe we need to form a corporation and go into business.

    The Hostages, Inc. has a nice ring to it…

  66. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:48 pm

    Where’s the clarinet?

    Bruce Wayne has nothing on this kid.

  67. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:48 pm

    These are your writing aren’t they BiW.

    dirty dawg

  68. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:49 pm

    Where’s the clarinet?

    awwww

  69. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:49 pm

    You’d think it was a pie or something.

    http://imgur.com/06vth

  70. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:49 pm

    Yeah…then we could sell an alternate brand to sex workers. We’ll call those “Blowmees…for the professional who doesn’t think that getting down to business should require a big wardrobe expense™.”

  71. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 1:52 pm

    See this b-rad?

    SERIES OF WAVES

    # A tsunami is a series of waves with a long wavelength and period (time between crests) generated by a large, impulsive displacement of sea water.
    # Time between crests of the wave can vary from a few minutes to over an hour.
    # Tsunamis are often incorrectly called tidal waves; they have no relation to the daily ocean tides.

    So mare, are the waves bigger yet?

  72. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:52 pm

    http://hitsunami.info/

  73. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:53 pm

    Huh?

  74. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 1:55 pm

    Awesome! and we’ll miss it.

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011208329_advisory27m.html

  75. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 1:56 pm

    Springtime….

  76. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 2:02 pm

    Okay, my sister now knows about my dad’s girlfriend. Hopefully she can get the drama out of her system and not embarrass herself in front of my future stepmother.

  77. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 2:04 pm

    oh to be a fly on the wall romy

  78. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 2:05 pm

    How do you get all these great videos and pictures mesa?

  79. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:07 pm

    but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.

    Bzzt. Wrong. Try another brand. Costco sells something – and it’s good.

    I don’t miss reg noodles at all.

  80. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 2:11 pm

    So Car in knows what ass tastes like as well, huh?

  81. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:11 pm

    Gah, we’re out of propane too. Calling it in just this second. Gonna cost almost $400. sucks. stupid heating
    We’re saving a TON this year on propane. Agreed to some auto fill plan … and we pay 1.34 a gallon. I think we paid around $2.47 or something last year.

    And it’s nice, cause they auto fill.

    We’ve sweated out weekends before … it wouldn’t be such a big deal to me, but my dad would be miserable, and thus make me miserable.

  82. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 2:11 pm

    You got a name or do I have to search Costco for it?

  83. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:12 pm

    I can guess, xbrad. I mean, if ass tastes like my whole wheat spaghetti, a whole new world of kink just opened up for me.

  84. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:12 pm

    Ok, going to look. And I owe you a recipe.

    I have a second so I’ll type it in and email it to you.

  85. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:13 pm

    Ok, it’s “organic” whole wheat by Garofalo.

  86. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:14 pm

    1.5 or 2 lb loaf?

  87. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 2:17 pm

    Ok, it’s “organic” whole wheat by Garofalo.

    Janeane?

    2lb loaf please

  88. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 2:18 pm

    Steyn!

    America is farther upstream and can still pull for shore, but has decided instead that what it needs to do is catch up with the Greek canoe. Chapter One (the introduction of unsustainable entitlements) leads eventually to Chapter Twenty (total societal collapse): The Greeks are at Chapter Seventeen or Eighteen.

    http://article.nationalreview.com/426405/when-responsibility-doesnt-pay/mark-steyn

  89. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 2:18 pm

    Time to get ready to go to the hospital.

    There better be some fuckin’ funneh when I get back!

  90. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 2:19 pm

    I soooooo wanna make out with Steyn. If I had to choose between him and Breitbart to father my children, it’d be Steyn hands down.

    RAWR

    he can butter my bread anytime

  91. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:22 pm

    Oh, definitely Steyn. But I also like whats-his-name from Fox’s all stars. NOT the hammer. The guy with the grey temples and glasses.

  92. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:27 pm

    Any of you ladies get the newsletters from South Beach Diet? Are they worth it or just inbox clutter?

    No. So, I have no idea.

    Are you doing South Beach Laura?

  93. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 2:30 pm

    do they have earthquakes in Texas?

  94. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:31 pm

    One last point – regarding carbs and whole wheat and what not.

    I find when I go too low on carbs, I have trouble during my workouts. I am pretty much completely happy with whole wheat stuff and have it almost 100%. Today there were some regular noodes in my (low cal) soup, but other than that.

    I used who grain tortillas for my refried bean -pretend soft taco the other night. And, Costo sells this really good whole grain sandwhich things. OMG are they good. My son who normally doesn’t touch “healthy” bread with a 10 foot pole loved ’em.

    Arnold Select Sandwich Thins. Lotsa fiber and only 100 calories for the “two” pieces

  95. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 2:31 pm

    Is it too early for a martini?

    Just kinda sounds good right now.

  96. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:32 pm

    It’s a shame wiser’s off doing something. I know he hates to miss out on bread and diet talk.

  97. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 2:32 pm

    >> do they have earthquakes in Texas?

    teensy ones. there was one between here and Ft. Worth a couple months ago.

  98. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 2:33 pm

    Are you doing South Beach Laura

    Thinking about it. For the health benefits. I feel icky too often from what I eat.
    Went on a veggie kick for a while and it was great. Want to get back to real food.

  99. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:34 pm

    Dave – it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere. That’s what my grandpa always said.

  100. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:35 pm

    Laura, imho, South beach is the Healthiest way of eating. I think anyone who works out, or wants to get their system right, or wants to lose weight should do South Beach.

  101. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 2:36 pm

    The online experience with South Beach looks really great, lots of info. and recipes and health advice, etc.
    However, they want to charge $5 a week for it. I can see that getting stupid if I go with a full program that could last months and months.

    Seems just buying the book would be more smarterer.

  102. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 2:37 pm

    It does seem to look good for anyone with blood sugar issues, that’s for sure.

  103. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 2:42 pm

    I did the book, years ago, and dropped a ton of weight, and also kicked my blood sugar and cholesterol into good numbers without drugs. It even helped the hypertension (one drug now, not two).

    However since I got off of it, I gained 25 of the 75 back, and it pisses me off so I’m starting back up because it works for me.

  104. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 2:44 pm

    *checks on martinis*

    oh crap.

    Ok, I’ll start tomorrow.

  105. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:46 pm

    The book is awesome. And, you’ve got us here. Plus, tons of free info on Tittyweb Jenkins.

  106. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:47 pm

    Dave, my husband made fried fish last night for dinner. I’ve still got guilt.

    He was supposed to get me some mussels for dinner.

  107. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 2:51 pm

    I want some fried butter. That’s kinda on the line with SB, but I’m ok with that.

    On a purely positive note, things could be way worse today than they actually are, and it’s beautiful here. Sunny, 63 or so. And I might still be the most fortunate man I know, at least I haven’t met the bastard who’s doing better than me.

  108. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:54 pm

    You know, I just checked out the south Beach site. They do a quick calculation … and my BMI JUSt checks in at normal.

    Says it’ s 23 and the upper limit is 24.99.

    Now, I’m not saying I’m all that, but there is no way I’m that close to being “overweight.” I know I’ve got more muscle mass. These BMI scales are from way back when women didn’t lift or do anything but cardio and diet.

  109. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 2:55 pm

    BMI is the BUTTER MANDATE INITIATIVE

  110. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 2:58 pm

    I’d say fried butter is so far beyond the line … and yuck! Just why?

    We just ate some smoked whitefish for a snack. YUM YUM YUM.

    And, my husband bought a second xbox [rolls eyes] so ALL the kids can play against each other. Call of Duty. So now they’ve got both tvs going and their is a battle Royal going on.

    Who’s left out?

    Yes. Me.

  111. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 3:00 pm

    I’ll head over to the bookstore tomorrow and grab a copy.
    ….and then go food shopping I suppose…

    Carin, my BMI has always said that I should be pulling a plow. I’m thin and heavy. The BMI is bullcrap.

  112. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 3:01 pm

    I was going to make Creme Brule tonight, and my mom and my sister were supposed to finally come up to my house after putting it off the previous two weeks.

    Guess what? They’re not coming. The drive, whine whine whine. Screw ’em.

    Next weekend we’re going skiing and the weekend after that my MIL is (supposedly) coming up.

    Of course, she’s known for blowing us off too.

    You know why? Because we don’t raise a fuss. That’s our problem. People take advantage of our … affability, and we just get put-off all the time.

    Fuck that. I’m sick of being the person who always forgives.

  113. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 3:02 pm

    Lauraw – the south beach s’mores bars. Buy them.

  114. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 3:03 pm

    One more comment, and then I go kick some ass at the gym:

    I think there is great value in “a” BMI. But, the BS numbers they give you based on hight and weight are less than useless. They’re harmful.

  115. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 3:04 pm

    ok

  116. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 3:04 pm

    >> I’m thin and heavy.

    a) yes b) nope.

    IMPORTANT UPDATE: Trico just topped off our propane tank. There will be nekkid spa action 2NITE.

    Also mare, just saw your well wishes, thanks hon. Stay up on the 6th floor please.

  117. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 3:07 pm

    Oh, I lied. I got new workout pants. Yea. I’m so easily amused.

  118. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 3:16 pm

    CRAP. I just paid 2.48 for 200 gallons.

    *SHAKES FIST AT SKY* CAR INNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  119. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 3:21 pm

    Car in, I get what you’re saying about carbs for workouts. I’m managing my weightlifting and cardio pretty well on practically none so far, but I might add a few back in after I’m down another 30lb or so. Carefully. Not going over 50g, though, I’ll gain again.

  120. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 3:26 pm

    I have been coaxed into a mall trip. Have a good Saturday, folks.

    Lemme know if we need to pool startup capital for the kneeling prayer thingies.

  121. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 3:30 pm

    Lemme know if we need to pool startup capital for the kneeling prayer thingies.

    See? This is why I’m convinced that there is nothing too outrageous to say here if you’re part of the family. I expected someone, anyone, to at least question my dual marketing plan, but nope.

    Of course, no one but Leon offered to pony up some dough for the idea, either. Hmmm.

  122. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 3:45 pm

    Lauraw and CaRiN compare South Beach Recipes:

    http://tinyurl.com/y8avg47

  123. Comment by pajama momma on February 27, 2010 3:50 pm

    Carin, my BMI has always said that I should be pulling a plow. I’m thin and heavy. The BMI is bullcrap.

    It’s total bullcrap.

    According to my BMI, I’m morbidly obese. Problem is it doesn’t take into account skeletal frame (Ihave a large one, size 10 shoe on a 5’4″ body) and muscle mass.

    You can poke my thighs and they won’t jiggle. I have plenty of fat, but I’m hardly morbidly obese.

  124. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 3:55 pm

    >> You can poke my thighs

    can’t neither

  125. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 4:01 pm

    MSN Headlines least likley to entice me to click through:

    Miley picks a date for the Oscars

  126. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 4:05 pm

    MSN Headlines most likely to entice Wiserbud to click through:

    http://tinyurl.com/yb9lp55

  127. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 4:10 pm

    MSN Headlines most likely to entice Wiserbud to click through:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

    You know me so well, big guy.

  128. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 4:11 pm

    we’re like brothers with different mothers.

  129. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 4:20 pm

    It has been snowing like a bitch here all day. But it’s just a smidge above freezing, and it’s pretty much melting when it hits.

    * scrolls upthread *

    Oh, my bad, we’re a diet blog today.

  130. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 4:22 pm

    I’m just unwinding. Talk about snow. Anything.

  131. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 4:22 pm

    I’d love to give PJ a good poke.

  132. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 4:25 pm

    What’s the weather like deep in the heart o’ Texas today, Dave?

  133. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 4:27 pm

    Fuckin beautiful. Wind died down, sunny, 63.

    Good day. In a lot of ways.

  134. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 4:30 pm

    Nice. One thing I miss: Bluebonnets.

  135. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 4:33 pm

    HAHAHA!! Fox is showing the CNN camera feed…

  136. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 4:34 pm

    They will start poking through in a few weeks, and peak mid April.

    Did I ever tell you about my friend in the ER and what she said about “buttprints in the bluebonnets?”

    You get to see an old pic of my girls in this post.

    http://daveintexas.wordpress.com/2007/04/13/buttprints-in-the-bluebonnets/

  137. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 4:40 pm

    Cute picture of the girls. That curly brown one looks kind of pissed, though.

  138. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 4:40 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/yzyxyz6

    Too soon?

  139. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 4:43 pm

    Andy, she grabbed the rattler and chewed his face off.

    That’s my Abby.

  140. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 4:44 pm

    I just found this. What a hoot! And they make fun of Palin for writing a few words on her hand. When this guy is off the teleprompter he continually proves that he is dumber than dirt.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2010/02/26/obamateurism-of-the-day-218/

  141. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 4:48 pm

    Bwahahahaha!!!

    That is hilarious Hotspur.

    What a dumbass.

  142. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 4:50 pm

    He’s probably got an IQ in the high 90s, he’s nothing without his handlers.

  143. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 4:53 pm

    Oh, I imagine he’s got a slightly above average IQ. But he’s never had to do anything. He’s never lived in the real world.

  144. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 4:56 pm

    I think he started above average, but the competition-free environments have softened his mind.

  145. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 5:00 pm

    Man, scuba diving is gonna suck in the Pacific for a while.

  146. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 5:01 pm

    There is a reason they have kept his education records locked tighter than the vaults at Ft. Knox. What’s really puzzling to me is that there hasn’t been at least one person to leak them.

  147. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 5:04 pm

    HS, not just the records. No interviews with classmates or professors. Nothing.

  148. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 5:08 pm

    Hey Leon,

    I liked your idea about combining two types of workouts into one routine. BRB

    http://tinyurl.com/yaagf9g

  149. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 5:10 pm

    I know. It’s like the MSM doesn’t have any interest in the story. But they’ll get to the bottom of it. Just you wait and see.

  150. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 27, 2010 5:16 pm

    Pup, I do a triple-split routine to maximize rest between weight workouts. Never serious cardio on the same day as weights.

    OK, off to game. Play nice and don’t get in the water.

  151. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 5:19 pm

    I maximize my rest between workouts as well.

    I’m thinking I’m about halfway through this rest period.

    **checks watch**

    10 years so far. Sounds about right.

  152. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 5:21 pm

    6 hours of non-stop tsunami coverage and it’s a dud. They should switch back to more pressing issues like global warming, swine flu, or how awesome Obama is.

  153. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 5:38 pm

    While I’m glad that Mare seems to be doing OK, I wouldn’t mind seeing parts of the islands washed away.

  154. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 5:42 pm

    I wouldn’t mind seeing parts of the islands washed away.

    I feel much the same way about California.

  155. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 5:48 pm

    The tsunami was caused by SUV drivers.

  156. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 5:52 pm

    I thought it was the Iranians doing undergroudn nuclear testing.

    Either that or there is too damn much oil in the ground, making those damn tectonic plates too slippery.

    SAVE THE PLANET! DRIILL, BABY, DRILL!!!

  157. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 5:54 pm

    Well, until my real estate deal goes through, I couldn’t be happier it was a dud. Truly, having lived through 5 hurricanes, this is a good thing. Being in the middle of the pacific, getting goods here is harder than Florida.

    And now my car is gassed up, my grocery shopping is done and everything is tidy.

  158. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 5:54 pm

    TsuBLOWmi.

  159. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 5:57 pm

    People are starting to drive around again. Kalanianaole Highway was shutdown, that’s the highway from Hawaii Kai to Honolulu, it’s directly on the coast so if we did get any kind of surge it would have been underwater.

  160. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 5:58 pm

    Also, I was foolish not to get more wine and beer. If we would have had problems, not having alcohol is a big survivor mistake.

  161. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 5:58 pm

    And now my car is gassed up, my grocery shopping is done and everything is tidy.

    Sounds like me after our most recent SNOWPOCALYPTIC SNOWTASTROPHY!!!!!!!!!

  162. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 5:59 pm

    If we would have had problems, not having alcohol is a big survivor mistake.

    *shakes head.

    Have you learned nothing during you time here?

  163. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:01 pm

    “Also, I was foolish not to get more wine and beer. If we would have had problems, not having alcohol is a big survivor mistake.”

    That’s when you go looting.

  164. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:01 pm

    “Have you learned nothing during you time here?”

    I kind of feel like I’ve let the Hostage code down. But I can get drunk tonight to make up for it.

  165. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 6:02 pm

    I kind of feel like I’ve let the Hostage code down.

    It’s like I don’t even know you anymore…..

  166. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:03 pm

    “That’s when you go looting.”

    hahahahaah….exactly.

  167. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 6:04 pm

    Seriously, though, how ya holding up, now that the danger has passed?

  168. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:07 pm

    It’s strangely quiet. My daughter is doing homework (she might do that during a hurricane) my husband is working (as usual) and I’m back at the Hostages so, everything is normal.

    Really, almost no cars. There were surges, it was just subtle you could see it on the Hilo Bay cam.

  169. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 6:07 pm

    get a gun. shoot for booze.

  170. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 6:09 pm

    Booze shooter…

  171. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:10 pm

    I don’t get too worked up during stuff like this. I am prepared, my family is with me so I figure that no matter what happens we’re okay. During the hurricanes in Florida 4 out of 5 times my husband was traveling so the girls and I would prep the house, hunker down and ride it out. Once we went to a friend’s house and had an awesome party.

  172. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 6:12 pm

    Okay, so Grandpa’s got us on kinfd of a roller coaster ride. To recap:

    1. Goes to hospital a few days ago with pneumonia and trouble swallowing.

    2. Feels much better yesterday afternoon, can swallow, and eats for the fitst time in two days.

    3. Goes into cardiac arrest last night.

    4. This morning, the doc who treated him last night literally does a double take when he walks into Grandpa’s room this morning and sees him sitting up, eating a hearty breakfast, and doing a word puzzle.

  173. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 6:17 pm

    it was just subtle you could see it on the Hilo Bay cam.

    Yeah, I was watching that. It looked kinda cool, if not necessarily exciting.

    Glad you’re safe.

  174. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 6:18 pm

    Great news, Sean.

  175. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:19 pm

    “making those damn tectonic plates too slippery.”

    You stole that from the person that stole if from me.

  176. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 6:21 pm

    Excellent. Grandpa’s not gonna let a silly thing like cardiac arrest stop him. Good on him.

  177. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 6:22 pm

    ha ha haaa … I love our new byline.

  178. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:23 pm

    Dave, the picture of your girls and the snake reminded me of this video which I saw at “Mitchieville.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVq_fGsY-o&feature=player_embedded

  179. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 6:23 pm

    I was watching the non-news tsunami at the gym.

    It was … riveting. I mean, it was like counting rivets.

    Yea

  180. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 6:24 pm

    Is it too early to uncork the wine?

    You know, to let it breath?

  181. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:25 pm

    Sean, like I said, you’re grandpa is a tough old guy…..good for him.

  182. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:26 pm

    “Is it too early to uncork the wine?”

    No.

  183. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:26 pm

    “Is it too early to uncork the wine?”

    Consider it disaster prep.

  184. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 6:27 pm

    just found this. What a hoot! And they make fun of Palin for writing a few words on her hand. When this guy is off the teleprompter he conti

    I was on PW when he said that, and I laughed and laughed.

    Honestly, what kind of fucking idiot doesn’t know the difference?

  185. Comment by Car in on February 27, 2010 6:28 pm

    brb

  186. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 6:30 pm

    Excellent. Grandpa’s not gonna let a silly thing like cardiac arrest stop him. Good on him.

    He’s a tough old man. During WWII, he and a colleague were working on a secret project in DC, and some poison gas escaped. He went blind for a while, but recovered. Then, in the 60s, he was on a construction site and made the mistake of not wearing a hardhat. He got hit in the forehead with the business end of a construction crane. It should have killed him, but after several weeks in a coma, he recovered, though he lost some of his senses of taste and smell. He has a dent in his forehead to this day.

  187. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 6:30 pm

    You stole that from the person that stole if from me.

    From where?

  188. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:31 pm

    I just showed my husband that cobra vs baby video and he was disgusted to the point of walking off irritated.

    He does not like the messing around with babies stuff. I think he was annoyed I showed him something so weird (boy, would he be surprised by the stuff I see here).

  189. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 6:33 pm

    Poor Rosie. He’s hanging out in MT, missing out on two of his favorite things, Denise Milani and Latex.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykydaq6

    Sadly, no hoses were fucked in the making of this photoshoot.

  190. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 6:36 pm

    Sean’s grandad is Dick Cheney?

  191. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 6:40 pm

    Whoo, boy. Great big thunderclap just now. Riley DOES NOT LIKE.

  192. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:46 pm

    “From where?”

    It was the strangest thing, like really strong deja vu. Apparently, Laura borrowed something I said and put it in a post.

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/296080.php#296080

  193. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:47 pm

    “Sean’s grandad is Dick Cheney?”

    HA!

  194. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 6:49 pm

    It was the strangest thing

    Huh.

    I don’t remember ever seeing that.

  195. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:49 pm

    Sean, your grandpa sounds a lot like mine. One tough dude, glad he is better.

  196. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:50 pm

    Look at the face of this cat……hahahahahaha

    cuteoverload.com/2010/02/26/make-no-mistake-the-cat-did-it/

  197. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:50 pm

    “I don’t remember ever seeing that.”

    Maybe you didn’t. Maybe you are just a genius.

  198. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:51 pm

    Let me try that again:

    http://cuteoverload.com/2010/02/26/make-no-mistake-the-cat-did-it/

  199. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 6:55 pm

    Sean’s grandad is Dick Cheney?

    I can’t imagine my Grandpa ever uttering the words “Go fuck yourself.”

  200. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 6:57 pm

    “Go fuck yourself.”

    He might have said it to Hitler.

  201. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 6:58 pm

    Full moon? Bad stuff happens on full moons….I better start drinking!

  202. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 7:03 pm

    Great plan, Scott.

  203. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 7:07 pm

    Come on, no one thought that cat had the cutest face ever?

  204. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 7:11 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/yzgqgkc

  205. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 7:12 pm

    Pupster’s pup is cuter.

  206. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 7:12 pm

    Some good news for me, Hostages!

    My son kicked some SERIOUS ass in the Science Olympiad today. He was scheduled for 5 events, walked on for a sixth event, and medaled in all of them. Two 1sts, one 2nd, and three 3rds.

  207. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 7:13 pm

    Yeah, Roamy. Some good news!

  208. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 7:14 pm

    In the immortal words of PJM:

    xbrad….shut it!

  209. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 7:16 pm

    Romy offspring WIN!!!!

  210. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 7:17 pm

    Holy shit, Roamy, you might have a genius on your hands.

  211. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 7:19 pm

    I should add or remind I didn’t take either of those pics… and they weren’t in the same field.

    I just used it to remind folks who love to take their kids into Texas fields of bluebonnets for pics, be careful.

  212. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 7:22 pm

    Hotspur, I’d like to thank the anonymous parent who complained that the teacher played favorites with the kids on the Olympiad team over the other kids in science class. The teacher has a lot of leeway about what she has to teach, so the complaint led to the eighth grade curriculum being entirely Science Olympiad-related. My son was like a pig in mud. The team finished 2nd, only 9 points behind the private school in town that charges 3x the tuition.

  213. Comment by Paulitics, lover of Julie Banderas on February 27, 2010 7:27 pm

    I think we have two things for which we should be thankful today… Mare & co. are fine, and it was all Julie Banderas, all the time today on Fox.

  214. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 7:27 pm

    Congrats, Roamy. Sounds like your son takes after you.

  215. Comment by Paulitics, lover of Julie Banderas on February 27, 2010 7:28 pm

    Three things… Sean’s tough-as-nails grandfather. They don’t make ’em like that anymore.

  216. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 7:29 pm

    American Thinker had the best response to the mooching pro-health care take over freeloaders:

    “I have no plan to order the lives of the 40 million uninsured. I have no plans for how you should run your life, what insurance you should have, or where you should spend you money; and frankly I find it a little creepy that you have a plan for ordering my private life. And let’s face it, you don’t plan to insure 40 million Americans, you plan to force the other 250 million Americans to do it.”

    In the immortal words of Billy fuckin Ocean “Simply…awesome.”

  217. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 7:30 pm

    Julie Banderas naked surfed the tsunami

    http://tinyurl.com/yzn96vl

  218. Comment by Paulitics, lover of Julie Banderas on February 27, 2010 7:34 pm

    You had me at JB naked.

  219. Comment by Paulitics, lover of Julie Banderas on February 27, 2010 7:37 pm

    xbrad, how’s your mother doing?

  220. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 7:50 pm

    Shouldn’t Julie be off her feet? Isn’t she due soon? Working all day?

    [I keed – I bartended up until 39 weeks]

  221. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 7:50 pm

    She’s doin’ OK.

    Eye surgery today went pretty well. Quick. Eyes are watering, but no pain. Still, she manages to be pissy.

  222. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 7:50 pm

    I stopped because they were afraid I’d miss a shift due to labor.

  223. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 7:55 pm

    Curling, hos.

  224. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 7:56 pm

    Nothing sez sexy like a 39 week pregnant bartender.

  225. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 7:57 pm

    Sean, he has Mr. RFH’s mechanical aptitude, too.

  226. Comment by scottw on February 27, 2010 7:58 pm

    Julie isn’t pregnant, she just has a really big nose.

  227. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 7:58 pm

    I know xbrad. I was hawt.

    (they put me in a service bar, where I could work my ars off and make great $$- I loved it.)

    Service bar rawks.

  228. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:00 pm

    Car in, when the titty fairy first comes, that’s hawt.

    When your belly is bigger than your bewbs, not so hawt.

  229. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:02 pm

    Let’s just say, xbrad, I was blessed.

    But not merely as much as when I returned to work six weeks later.

    I almost had to ask peps to stop drooling.

    Which is why, of course, my current condition is all the more painful

  230. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:04 pm

    Better let us take a good look at them now, just so we know for sure how bad things are.

  231. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:05 pm

    It’s just horrible, xbrad. I don’t want to depress everyone.

  232. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:06 pm

    I’ve dated a few members of the IBTC, and it wasn’t terrible.

  233. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 8:07 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDvj6WqYOw#t=00m22s

  234. Comment by BrewFan on February 27, 2010 8:08 pm

    I am very glad mare and family is safe and sound. Prayers answered!

  235. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:09 pm

    Yea. No. That’s not me.

    Cause I was big. Then Iost 25 lbs. 25 essential pounds ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo.

  236. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:11 pm

    I guess for Car in’s sake, we’ll have FCF next week.

  237. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:12 pm

    FCF?

  238. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:13 pm

    Flat Chest Fridayl.

  239. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 8:14 pm

    *fires up spa

  240. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:15 pm

    Dave … aren’t you concerned about the propane that spa is burning?

  241. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:17 pm

    2.48. I ‘m crying for you Dave.

    Our propane tank is 1000 gallons. We have to get a good price.

  242. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:17 pm

    Or “Friday” even…

  243. Comment by car in on February 27, 2010 8:18 pm

    I think that’s an excellent idea. In fact, it has the potential to be the lowest pageview friday poat eva!

  244. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 8:27 pm

    >> Dave … aren’t you concerned about the propane that spa is burning?

    If by “concerned” you mean “nekkid” then yes.

  245. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:30 pm

    FCF might not be popular, but it’s got “nekkid Dave” beat all to hell.

  246. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 8:33 pm

    goddamn they are blowing shit up out at Hood tonight.

  247. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 8:38 pm

    You guys are sweet.

    (sick but sweet)

  248. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 8:39 pm

    *note to self

    get shots before going to Dave’s pool parties

  249. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 8:42 pm

    it’s not an infection.

  250. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 8:43 pm

    Secret Squirrel

  251. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:48 pm

    Hotspur, have you snuffed anyone today?

  252. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 8:48 pm

    *ears perk*

  253. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:51 pm

    Pupster:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfxOAfBpQQ

  254. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 8:54 pm

    Pupster:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfxOAfBpQQ

    Hahahaha.

    Flying Squirrel Kit: bait tray, catapult, string … some assembly and patience required.

  255. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 8:58 pm

    Andy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a35oXueasbE

  256. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 8:58 pm

    Flying Squirrel Kit: bait tray, catapult, string … some assembly and patience required.

    You gotta be a little fucked in the head to go to all that trouble to abuse a small animal.

  257. Comment by Hotspur on February 27, 2010 9:01 pm

    I once snuffed some really old tobacco. Like really old. Some British guy’s family had it from the India Campaign.

    Anyway, I couldn’t stop sneezing. It was wicked stuff.

  258. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 9:03 pm

    Whoa!

  259. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 9:07 pm

    Our propane tank is 1000 gallons. We have to get a good price.

    I know a guy who can hook you up…

    http://tinyurl.com/yhqzud4

  260. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 9:08 pm

    My propane tank is emptying slowly.

    88 degrees now

  261. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 9:09 pm

    I once snuffed a candle with my ballsack.

  262. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:10 pm

    What’s the target temp, Dave? 105?

  263. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 9:10 pm

    103

  264. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:13 pm

    Whimp.

  265. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 9:16 pm

    105 if you’re wearing trunks.

  266. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:17 pm

    Can we get back to Car in’s bewbs?

  267. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 9:21 pm

    I once snuffed a candle with my ballsack.

    Your mother must be very proud of you.

  268. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 9:23 pm

    More of a tea light, really.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhhc5u8

    Hi Sean, raked any muck lately?

  269. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:30 pm

    Hell, I’d even consider discussing poking PJ’s thigh.

  270. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 9:30 pm

    Hi Sean, raked any muck lately?

    Naw, I kive in SoCal, so we just hire illegal aliens to rake stuff for us.

  271. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:33 pm

    I’ve been in SoCal for 6 years and I’ve never kived.

  272. Comment by Sean M. on February 27, 2010 9:35 pm

    Kiving well is the best revenge.

  273. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:40 pm

    Kive is a dish best served cold.

  274. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 9:43 pm

    I didn’t realize Kive Owen was in The Bourne Identity.

  275. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:48 pm

    I think our next meetup should be in a kive bar.

  276. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 9:51 pm

    Kive Talkin’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W42rMjYWlk

  277. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 9:54 pm

    Shut your half-wit kive holes.

  278. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 10:00 pm

    **waves to Mare**

    Get it?

    Waves?

    Heh.

  279. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 10:00 pm

    Kive and let kive.

  280. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 10:03 pm

    **waves to Mare**

  281. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 10:03 pm

    Just reserved a house at the Cape for 4th of July week.

    Teddy Kennedy used to kive near there, but the last time we rented the same house was the week he croaked.

    Lots of good memories there.

  282. Comment by xbradtc on February 27, 2010 10:05 pm

    Oh, c’mon, Pups, I thought it was funneh.

  283. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 10:06 pm

    Just reserved a house at the Cape for 4th of July week.

    Teddy Kennedy used to kive near there, but the last time we rented the same house was the week he croaked.

    Lots of good memories there.

    Maybe next time, Stretch Pelosi can take a turn for the worse.

    (I avoided saying “maybe things will get ugly for her”, because there would be no objective measure for a before and after on something like that…)

  284. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:07 pm

    Hi, Hostages!!!! Did I miss anything exciting today?

  285. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 10:08 pm

    Sky!!!!!

    * waves at Sky *

    ‘Sup?

  286. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:09 pm

    I had the best day, Andy. We got lost in the French Quarter (twice!) and went to the ‘quarium and the Insectarium and took tons of pictures and had an all around awesome time. How was your day?

  287. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 10:10 pm

    Maybe next time, Stretch Pelosi can take a turn for the worse.

    I’m hoping for something a little closer to home.

  288. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 10:13 pm

    How was your day?

    Well, I have an annoying cold, and I had to work for a while today. But other than that … no complaints.

    Unfortunately, the cold has me at zero indians tonight. OK, one complaint.

  289. Comment by mare on February 27, 2010 10:14 pm

    **waves to Mare**
    Get it?
    Waves?
    Heh.

    That was so stupid, I laughed.

  290. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:15 pm

    ok I feel better.

  291. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:15 pm

    Well, since we got lost in the French Quarter, we only just got home, so I’m still sober. That’s an issue.

  292. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 10:17 pm

    Lost in the French Quarter would be a good band name.

    Andy, a cold is the perfect reason to drink. Alcohol is a germ killer.

  293. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 10:18 pm

    Pwnage photos up at Facechimp.

  294. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:18 pm

    *adds Lost in the French Quarter to the band name list on the fridge*

  295. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 10:19 pm

    Sky, since you just got here, I am going to be an obnoxious bragging mom and say that my son was awesome at Science Olympiad.

  296. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:21 pm

    That’s super awesome, Romy! I saw the pictures on the FaceChimp. Go, Romy Jr!

  297. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:21 pm

  298. Comment by Pupster on February 27, 2010 10:23 pm

    HAHAHAHAH!

    Mesa’s jealous of Kirk.

  299. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:23 pm

    French Quarter is kind of square.

    Go here — http://laspirits.com/lafittes.html

  300. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:24 pm

    The French Quarter has the ‘quarium. That was our ultimate destination.

  301. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 27, 2010 10:25 pm

    Mesa, ew.

    Eye bleach, stat!

  302. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:25 pm

    Pupster — http://i.imgur.com/E5Cnf.jpg

  303. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:26 pm

    Have to restart my computer, brb.

  304. Comment by mesa in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:26 pm

    I meant square — the shape.

  305. Comment by lauraw on February 27, 2010 10:26 pm

    Travolta kisses everyone. Just ask Dave……..

  306. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 10:27 pm

    Travolta kisses everyone. Just ask Dave……..

    At least he wasn’t grabbing his ass……

  307. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:27 pm

    Dave kisses everyone too.

    ok not really. He thinks about it though.

  308. Comment by skyliaember on February 27, 2010 10:30 pm

    Wow. We took 324 pictures today. *blink*

  309. Comment by Andy on February 27, 2010 10:32 pm

    Dave kisses everyone too.

    Even the fish.

  310. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 27, 2010 10:33 pm

    full on the mouth. gills.

    whatever they got

  311. Comment by wiserbud on February 27, 2010 10:34 pm

    Dave kisses everyone too.

    Almost made me want to jump in the Sound.

  312. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on February 27, 2010 10:36 pm

    New poat, you Travolta lovers…


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