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April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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Bite teh Apple!
Morning.
I’m sorry to say, I’m running into compassion fatigue, what with everyone here and Haiti, and now Chile.
I’m about at the point where I have to stop procrastinating and go shovel. Again.
STFU xbrad.
Morning, Laura, can I have a scoop of misery, and two scoops of crotchetyness?
*dips blowgun dart in toad poison*
Oh, cool, Laura’s gonna blow me!
Hummmm Toad poison. Tasty.
-Stewart Coldwater, The Breadmaker Letters, Vol. 1
If mare’s a surfer, today’s gonna be the day to go.
“Experts warned that a tsunami could strike anywhere in the Pacific, and Hawaii could face its largest waves since 1964 starting at 11:19 a.m. (4:19 p.m. EST), according to Charles McCreery, director of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center. “
-Stewart Coldwater, The Breadmaker Letters, Vol. 1
hawt
-Stewart Coldwater, The Breadmaker Letters, Vol. 1 hawt
I think you were his target demographic, PJM.
I’m sorry to say, I’m running into compassion fatigue, what with everyone here and Haiti, and now Chile.
b-rad! For shame!
I want everyone here to feel comfortable sharing if they need to.
*pulls out large coffee mugs
Welcome to coffee talk, I’m your host pajama momma
Today’s topic? The stick in b-rad’s ass
Talk amongst yourselves.
I think you were his target demographic, PJM.
Reeeeeeally freaking hawt.
I think you were his target demographic, PJM.
Reeeeeeally freaking hawt.
Can I get you anything? A towel, perhaps?
Today’s topic? The stick in b-rad’s ass
A stick? I thought that was BiW’s pee pee!
I’m going to refer to that passage the next time someone argues with my assertion that grains are addictive.
It won’t prove my point, but it’ll derail the conversation nicely.
grains are addicting? hardly
if someone tells you that again, ask them if they’ve ever had whole wheat spaghetti. It tastes like ass and there’s no high from it. Impossible to get addicted.
Now carbs on the other hand?
ok
Well, I was wrong. Not an accident.
Two of my youngest kid’s friends defended a young woman who was being harassed at a carnival last night. Later when they left, the harasser and four of five of his closest friends jumped these boys and stabbed them. Both kids ok, one stitched up and discharged, the other with a hole in his spleen, ok after surgery. He’ll be there a while. Couple of the punks have already been arrested (small town stupid). My girl was upset but is ok. So I’m ok.
oh wait, you’re the one that says it’s addicting.
do you think whole grains are addicting? Or just refined?
what do you do leon? You suddenly have me very curious.
I like a guy interested in newtrition.
I think I like that spelling
wow dave, that’s awful. I’m glad they’re ok and I”m certainly glad your kids are ok.
I never got the applecore game. Must be a guy thing.
Holy cow, Dave. Glad the kids are ok, and praying for a fast recovery.
PJM, grains actually have a number of opioid molecules in them that stimulate serotonin production. That’s not to say they are bad for you necessarily, but they do have properties in common with recognized addictive substances. Making then into flours and then baked goods makes them more addictive because they become more digestible, making the hormonal effects more immediately felt.
And again, I refer you to the above passage. That woman is jonesin’ hard.
Great, Argentina just had an earthquake. Hour long lines at the store.
Hilo may get the worst of it they are saying a 9 foot wave for them.
Holy fuck, Dave, that’s even worse!
I’m a software engineer in a lifelong battle with mild obesity. I read up on nutrition the same way some guys work on model trains. It’s a sickness.
now that’s very interesting leon.
I absolutely believe it too.
but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.
Yeah. Thank y’all. She’s fine, she was not there, she was home with us when she got the news, we woke up with her around 4 cause she wanted to go back and go see them in the hospital. I was reasonably satisfied she wasn’t too upset to drive.
Anyway she’s seen them, talked to them, they’re ok – one already discharged.
I gotta head home, I’ll let you know more when I know it.
Thanks again
but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.
I’ve had some that wasn’t bad, but none of it is any good for me.
I’m a software engineer in a lifelong battle with mild obesity. I read up on nutrition the same way some guys work on model trains. It’s a sickness.
I have that same sickness, only I’m not a software engineer.
I’ve had some that wasn’t bad, but none of it is any good for me.
bacon is good for me.
dang, just looked at the other thread. Didn’t realize how scary mare’s situation is.
YIIKES!!!
tsunamis aren’t really good waves to surf in.
but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.
And you know this how?
PJ, I linked this a couple of days ago. Big blog post on raw milk, made me think of you. Apparently in MI I pretty much can’t access it legally, even if I own the cow.
You might like Tom Naughton’s blog, btw.
bacon is good for me.
It really is. I’m going to try making my own this Spring.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/0226dnmetarkcows.157175b46.html
And you know this how?
I made the mistake of giving b-rad a smooch when we met.
Thanks for the linky leon.
gonna read
http://nerdshirts.co.uk/soundboard/Firefly/
Speaking of nerdshirts, I’m wearing my Performance Powder Coating t-shirt today.
I’ll be wearing my Hostages shirt today to the hospital.
BTW, it’s raining here. Again.
WTF?
Glad it’s not raining here. We’d flood again.
Cool, Romy.
We were so busy this week that we burned through 100 gallons of propane in four days.
Good that we were busy, bad that now we are out of propane and have to wait for a delivery.
Dave, goodness, I’m glad all the kids involved are safe.
Yikes.
Hope your mom’s eye surgery goes well today, XBrad.
It probably can’t go much worse than the last one.
Speaking of nerdshirts, I’m wearing my Performance Powder Coating t-shirt today
hahahaha
Good that we were busy, bad that now we are out of propane and have to wait for a delivery.
Gah, we’re out of propane too. Calling it in just this second. Gonna cost almost $400. sucks. stupid heating
mare, what floor is your condo on?
6th floor. But we have an upstairs so really I can go to 7 floors.
With all the Hostages in need of some prayers, I’m gonna have to purchase some Toughskins. It’s just too hard on the knees.
Either that or i just need to convert to a coldhearted bastard.
“With all the Hostages in need of some prayers, I’m gonna have to purchase some Toughskins. It’s just too hard on the knees.”
hahahahahahahahaha……Toughskins, that reminds me of childhood.
Does your propane company not have a regular route? They stop by every month, and if mine is down by 100 gallons or more (500 gallon tank), they top it off.
Yes they do, but the last guy who owned the company didn’t pay his last bill so now we are pay as you go. We had been burning through 38 gallons a week, easy to plan for. We’ve been burning the ovens until late at night for the past couple of weeks and burning through tons more.
I guess they don’t if you’re talking to me.
So bizarre. We won’t be able to heat the house tonight or tomorrow night and of course all the kids are flippin sick.
PJD just called and they don’t deliver on weekends.
Okay, no more putting it off. Time to shovel.
You know, that is an evil capitalist idea…
Prayerskins™! When life gets tough, the tough get on their knees!™.
There are always trials in life. Sometimes they are our own, sometimes they are our brother’s, but they all have the same purpose: testing our response and trust in the Biggest Brother of All.
Prayerskins™. Life is short. Pray hard.
Yeah. I can set up a plant in Mexico, where I can pay the laborers a buck a day to make them, get the denim from some other turd world hell-hole, and make thousands…excellent!
hahahaha, I think that’s a great idea BiW.
I’m glad you’re up high mare.
Are the waves big yet?
It’d be kinda cool to watch I’d think.
hahahaha, I think that’s a great idea BiW.
I just need to figure out a way to make them as ubiquitous as green jello with carrot shavings and death potatoes, and I can finally leave this life behind and retire.
PJ, tsunamis don’t have waves getting bigger and bigger. Everything is normal… until it isn’t.
They don’t want you going to the beach to gawk. That is literally what kills people. They said what happens in the Marqueses Islands is a good indicator of what will happen here. They only got a 6 foot surge so it bodes well for us that it won’t be terrible.
BiW, I like your idea!!
It appears that Stewart wrote a letter about the most succulent loaf of dark rye bread ever made. I better not share with PJM. It might take a case of Newcastle to slake her rampant desires after reading that.
PJ, tsunamis don’t have waves getting bigger and bigger. Everything is normal… until it isn’t.
Shut it.
I’m just glad mare’s high.
giggle
BiW, I like your idea!!
Maybe we need to form a corporation and go into business.
The Hostages, Inc. has a nice ring to it…
Where’s the clarinet?
These are your writing aren’t they BiW.
dirty dawg
Where’s the clarinet?
awwww
You’d think it was a pie or something.
http://imgur.com/06vth
Yeah…then we could sell an alternate brand to sex workers. We’ll call those “Blowmees…for the professional who doesn’t think that getting down to business should require a big wardrobe expense™.”
See this b-rad?
SERIES OF WAVES
# A tsunami is a series of waves with a long wavelength and period (time between crests) generated by a large, impulsive displacement of sea water.
# Time between crests of the wave can vary from a few minutes to over an hour.
# Tsunamis are often incorrectly called tidal waves; they have no relation to the daily ocean tides.
So mare, are the waves bigger yet?
http://hitsunami.info/
Huh?
Awesome! and we’ll miss it.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011208329_advisory27m.html
Springtime….
Okay, my sister now knows about my dad’s girlfriend. Hopefully she can get the drama out of her system and not embarrass herself in front of my future stepmother.
oh to be a fly on the wall romy
How do you get all these great videos and pictures mesa?
but whole wheat spaghetti still tastes like ass.
Bzzt. Wrong. Try another brand. Costco sells something – and it’s good.
I don’t miss reg noodles at all.
So Car in knows what ass tastes like as well, huh?
Gah, we’re out of propane too. Calling it in just this second. Gonna cost almost $400. sucks. stupid heating
We’re saving a TON this year on propane. Agreed to some auto fill plan … and we pay 1.34 a gallon. I think we paid around $2.47 or something last year.
And it’s nice, cause they auto fill.
We’ve sweated out weekends before … it wouldn’t be such a big deal to me, but my dad would be miserable, and thus make me miserable.
You got a name or do I have to search Costco for it?
I can guess, xbrad. I mean, if ass tastes like my whole wheat spaghetti, a whole new world of kink just opened up for me.
Ok, going to look. And I owe you a recipe.
I have a second so I’ll type it in and email it to you.
Ok, it’s “organic” whole wheat by Garofalo.
1.5 or 2 lb loaf?
Ok, it’s “organic” whole wheat by Garofalo.
Janeane?
2lb loaf please
Steyn!
America is farther upstream and can still pull for shore, but has decided instead that what it needs to do is catch up with the Greek canoe. Chapter One (the introduction of unsustainable entitlements) leads eventually to Chapter Twenty (total societal collapse): The Greeks are at Chapter Seventeen or Eighteen.
http://article.nationalreview.com/426405/when-responsibility-doesnt-pay/mark-steyn
Time to get ready to go to the hospital.
There better be some fuckin’ funneh when I get back!
I soooooo wanna make out with Steyn. If I had to choose between him and Breitbart to father my children, it’d be Steyn hands down.
RAWR
he can butter my bread anytime
Oh, definitely Steyn. But I also like whats-his-name from Fox’s all stars. NOT the hammer. The guy with the grey temples and glasses.
Any of you ladies get the newsletters from South Beach Diet? Are they worth it or just inbox clutter?
No. So, I have no idea.
Are you doing South Beach Laura?
do they have earthquakes in Texas?
One last point – regarding carbs and whole wheat and what not.
I find when I go too low on carbs, I have trouble during my workouts. I am pretty much completely happy with whole wheat stuff and have it almost 100%. Today there were some regular noodes in my (low cal) soup, but other than that.
I used who grain tortillas for my refried bean -pretend soft taco the other night. And, Costo sells this really good whole grain sandwhich things. OMG are they good. My son who normally doesn’t touch “healthy” bread with a 10 foot pole loved ’em.
Arnold Select Sandwich Thins. Lotsa fiber and only 100 calories for the “two” pieces
Is it too early for a martini?
Just kinda sounds good right now.
It’s a shame wiser’s off doing something. I know he hates to miss out on bread and diet talk.
>> do they have earthquakes in Texas?
teensy ones. there was one between here and Ft. Worth a couple months ago.
Are you doing South Beach Laura
Thinking about it. For the health benefits. I feel icky too often from what I eat.
Went on a veggie kick for a while and it was great. Want to get back to real food.
Dave – it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere. That’s what my grandpa always said.
Laura, imho, South beach is the Healthiest way of eating. I think anyone who works out, or wants to get their system right, or wants to lose weight should do South Beach.
The online experience with South Beach looks really great, lots of info. and recipes and health advice, etc.
However, they want to charge $5 a week for it. I can see that getting stupid if I go with a full program that could last months and months.
Seems just buying the book would be more smarterer.
It does seem to look good for anyone with blood sugar issues, that’s for sure.
I did the book, years ago, and dropped a ton of weight, and also kicked my blood sugar and cholesterol into good numbers without drugs. It even helped the hypertension (one drug now, not two).
However since I got off of it, I gained 25 of the 75 back, and it pisses me off so I’m starting back up because it works for me.
*checks on martinis*
oh crap.
Ok, I’ll start tomorrow.
The book is awesome. And, you’ve got us here. Plus, tons of free info on Tittyweb Jenkins.
Dave, my husband made fried fish last night for dinner. I’ve still got guilt.
He was supposed to get me some mussels for dinner.
I want some fried butter. That’s kinda on the line with SB, but I’m ok with that.
On a purely positive note, things could be way worse today than they actually are, and it’s beautiful here. Sunny, 63 or so. And I might still be the most fortunate man I know, at least I haven’t met the bastard who’s doing better than me.
You know, I just checked out the south Beach site. They do a quick calculation … and my BMI JUSt checks in at normal.
Says it’ s 23 and the upper limit is 24.99.
Now, I’m not saying I’m all that, but there is no way I’m that close to being “overweight.” I know I’ve got more muscle mass. These BMI scales are from way back when women didn’t lift or do anything but cardio and diet.
BMI is the BUTTER MANDATE INITIATIVE
I’d say fried butter is so far beyond the line … and yuck! Just why?
We just ate some smoked whitefish for a snack. YUM YUM YUM.
And, my husband bought a second xbox [rolls eyes] so ALL the kids can play against each other. Call of Duty. So now they’ve got both tvs going and their is a battle Royal going on.
Who’s left out?
Yes. Me.
I’ll head over to the bookstore tomorrow and grab a copy.
….and then go food shopping I suppose…
Carin, my BMI has always said that I should be pulling a plow. I’m thin and heavy. The BMI is bullcrap.
I was going to make Creme Brule tonight, and my mom and my sister were supposed to finally come up to my house after putting it off the previous two weeks.
Guess what? They’re not coming. The drive, whine whine whine. Screw ’em.
Next weekend we’re going skiing and the weekend after that my MIL is (supposedly) coming up.
Of course, she’s known for blowing us off too.
You know why? Because we don’t raise a fuss. That’s our problem. People take advantage of our … affability, and we just get put-off all the time.
Fuck that. I’m sick of being the person who always forgives.
Lauraw – the south beach s’mores bars. Buy them.
One more comment, and then I go kick some ass at the gym:
I think there is great value in “a” BMI. But, the BS numbers they give you based on hight and weight are less than useless. They’re harmful.
ok
>> I’m thin and heavy.
a) yes b) nope.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Trico just topped off our propane tank. There will be nekkid spa action 2NITE.
Also mare, just saw your well wishes, thanks hon. Stay up on the 6th floor please.
Oh, I lied. I got new workout pants. Yea. I’m so easily amused.
CRAP. I just paid 2.48 for 200 gallons.
*SHAKES FIST AT SKY* CAR INNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Car in, I get what you’re saying about carbs for workouts. I’m managing my weightlifting and cardio pretty well on practically none so far, but I might add a few back in after I’m down another 30lb or so. Carefully. Not going over 50g, though, I’ll gain again.
I have been coaxed into a mall trip. Have a good Saturday, folks.
Lemme know if we need to pool startup capital for the kneeling prayer thingies.
Lemme know if we need to pool startup capital for the kneeling prayer thingies.
See? This is why I’m convinced that there is nothing too outrageous to say here if you’re part of the family. I expected someone, anyone, to at least question my dual marketing plan, but nope.
Of course, no one but Leon offered to pony up some dough for the idea, either. Hmmm.
Lauraw and CaRiN compare South Beach Recipes:
http://tinyurl.com/y8avg47
Carin, my BMI has always said that I should be pulling a plow. I’m thin and heavy. The BMI is bullcrap.
It’s total bullcrap.
According to my BMI, I’m morbidly obese. Problem is it doesn’t take into account skeletal frame (Ihave a large one, size 10 shoe on a 5’4″ body) and muscle mass.
You can poke my thighs and they won’t jiggle. I have plenty of fat, but I’m hardly morbidly obese.
>> You can poke my thighs
can’t neither
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Miley picks a date for the Oscars
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MSN Headlines most likely to entice Wiserbud to click through:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
You know me so well, big guy.
we’re like brothers with different mothers.
It has been snowing like a bitch here all day. But it’s just a smidge above freezing, and it’s pretty much melting when it hits.
* scrolls upthread *
Oh, my bad, we’re a diet blog today.
I’m just unwinding. Talk about snow. Anything.
I’d love to give PJ a good poke.
What’s the weather like deep in the heart o’ Texas today, Dave?
Fuckin beautiful. Wind died down, sunny, 63.
Good day. In a lot of ways.
Nice. One thing I miss: Bluebonnets.
HAHAHA!! Fox is showing the CNN camera feed…
They will start poking through in a few weeks, and peak mid April.
Did I ever tell you about my friend in the ER and what she said about “buttprints in the bluebonnets?”
You get to see an old pic of my girls in this post.
http://daveintexas.wordpress.com/2007/04/13/buttprints-in-the-bluebonnets/
Cute picture of the girls. That curly brown one looks kind of pissed, though.
http://tinyurl.com/yzyxyz6
Too soon?
Andy, she grabbed the rattler and chewed his face off.
That’s my Abby.
I just found this. What a hoot! And they make fun of Palin for writing a few words on her hand. When this guy is off the teleprompter he continually proves that he is dumber than dirt.
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/02/26/obamateurism-of-the-day-218/
Bwahahahaha!!!
That is hilarious Hotspur.
What a dumbass.
He’s probably got an IQ in the high 90s, he’s nothing without his handlers.
Oh, I imagine he’s got a slightly above average IQ. But he’s never had to do anything. He’s never lived in the real world.
I think he started above average, but the competition-free environments have softened his mind.
Man, scuba diving is gonna suck in the Pacific for a while.
There is a reason they have kept his education records locked tighter than the vaults at Ft. Knox. What’s really puzzling to me is that there hasn’t been at least one person to leak them.
HS, not just the records. No interviews with classmates or professors. Nothing.
Hey Leon,
I liked your idea about combining two types of workouts into one routine. BRB
http://tinyurl.com/yaagf9g
I know. It’s like the MSM doesn’t have any interest in the story. But they’ll get to the bottom of it. Just you wait and see.
Pup, I do a triple-split routine to maximize rest between weight workouts. Never serious cardio on the same day as weights.
OK, off to game. Play nice and don’t get in the water.
I maximize my rest between workouts as well.
I’m thinking I’m about halfway through this rest period.
**checks watch**
10 years so far. Sounds about right.
6 hours of non-stop tsunami coverage and it’s a dud. They should switch back to more pressing issues like global warming, swine flu, or how awesome Obama is.
While I’m glad that Mare seems to be doing OK, I wouldn’t mind seeing parts of the islands washed away.
I wouldn’t mind seeing parts of the islands washed away.
I feel much the same way about California.
The tsunami was caused by SUV drivers.
I thought it was the Iranians doing undergroudn nuclear testing.
Either that or there is too damn much oil in the ground, making those damn tectonic plates too slippery.
SAVE THE PLANET! DRIILL, BABY, DRILL!!!
Well, until my real estate deal goes through, I couldn’t be happier it was a dud. Truly, having lived through 5 hurricanes, this is a good thing. Being in the middle of the pacific, getting goods here is harder than Florida.
And now my car is gassed up, my grocery shopping is done and everything is tidy.
TsuBLOWmi.
People are starting to drive around again. Kalanianaole Highway was shutdown, that’s the highway from Hawaii Kai to Honolulu, it’s directly on the coast so if we did get any kind of surge it would have been underwater.
Also, I was foolish not to get more wine and beer. If we would have had problems, not having alcohol is a big survivor mistake.
And now my car is gassed up, my grocery shopping is done and everything is tidy.
Sounds like me after our most recent SNOWPOCALYPTIC SNOWTASTROPHY!!!!!!!!!
If we would have had problems, not having alcohol is a big survivor mistake.
*shakes head.
Have you learned nothing during you time here?
“Also, I was foolish not to get more wine and beer. If we would have had problems, not having alcohol is a big survivor mistake.”
That’s when you go looting.
“Have you learned nothing during you time here?”
I kind of feel like I’ve let the Hostage code down. But I can get drunk tonight to make up for it.
I kind of feel like I’ve let the Hostage code down.
It’s like I don’t even know you anymore…..
“That’s when you go looting.”
hahahahaah….exactly.
Seriously, though, how ya holding up, now that the danger has passed?
It’s strangely quiet. My daughter is doing homework (she might do that during a hurricane) my husband is working (as usual) and I’m back at the Hostages so, everything is normal.
Really, almost no cars. There were surges, it was just subtle you could see it on the Hilo Bay cam.
get a gun. shoot for booze.
Booze shooter…
I don’t get too worked up during stuff like this. I am prepared, my family is with me so I figure that no matter what happens we’re okay. During the hurricanes in Florida 4 out of 5 times my husband was traveling so the girls and I would prep the house, hunker down and ride it out. Once we went to a friend’s house and had an awesome party.
Okay, so Grandpa’s got us on kinfd of a roller coaster ride. To recap:
1. Goes to hospital a few days ago with pneumonia and trouble swallowing.
2. Feels much better yesterday afternoon, can swallow, and eats for the fitst time in two days.
3. Goes into cardiac arrest last night.
4. This morning, the doc who treated him last night literally does a double take when he walks into Grandpa’s room this morning and sees him sitting up, eating a hearty breakfast, and doing a word puzzle.
it was just subtle you could see it on the Hilo Bay cam.
Yeah, I was watching that. It looked kinda cool, if not necessarily exciting.
Glad you’re safe.
Great news, Sean.
“making those damn tectonic plates too slippery.”
You stole that from the person that stole if from me.
Excellent. Grandpa’s not gonna let a silly thing like cardiac arrest stop him. Good on him.
ha ha haaa … I love our new byline.
Dave, the picture of your girls and the snake reminded me of this video which I saw at “Mitchieville.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVq_fGsY-o&feature=player_embedded
I was watching the non-news tsunami at the gym.
It was … riveting. I mean, it was like counting rivets.
Yea
Is it too early to uncork the wine?
You know, to let it breath?
Sean, like I said, you’re grandpa is a tough old guy…..good for him.
“Is it too early to uncork the wine?”
No.
“Is it too early to uncork the wine?”
Consider it disaster prep.
just found this. What a hoot! And they make fun of Palin for writing a few words on her hand. When this guy is off the teleprompter he conti
I was on PW when he said that, and I laughed and laughed.
Honestly, what kind of fucking idiot doesn’t know the difference?
brb
Excellent. Grandpa’s not gonna let a silly thing like cardiac arrest stop him. Good on him.
He’s a tough old man. During WWII, he and a colleague were working on a secret project in DC, and some poison gas escaped. He went blind for a while, but recovered. Then, in the 60s, he was on a construction site and made the mistake of not wearing a hardhat. He got hit in the forehead with the business end of a construction crane. It should have killed him, but after several weeks in a coma, he recovered, though he lost some of his senses of taste and smell. He has a dent in his forehead to this day.
You stole that from the person that stole if from me.
From where?
I just showed my husband that cobra vs baby video and he was disgusted to the point of walking off irritated.
He does not like the messing around with babies stuff. I think he was annoyed I showed him something so weird (boy, would he be surprised by the stuff I see here).
Poor Rosie. He’s hanging out in MT, missing out on two of his favorite things, Denise Milani and Latex.
http://tinyurl.com/ykydaq6
Sadly, no hoses were fucked in the making of this photoshoot.
Sean’s grandad is Dick Cheney?
Whoo, boy. Great big thunderclap just now. Riley DOES NOT LIKE.
“From where?”
It was the strangest thing, like really strong deja vu. Apparently, Laura borrowed something I said and put it in a post.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/296080.php#296080
“Sean’s grandad is Dick Cheney?”
HA!
It was the strangest thing
Huh.
I don’t remember ever seeing that.
Sean, your grandpa sounds a lot like mine. One tough dude, glad he is better.
Look at the face of this cat……hahahahahaha
cuteoverload.com/2010/02/26/make-no-mistake-the-cat-did-it/
“I don’t remember ever seeing that.”
Maybe you didn’t. Maybe you are just a genius.
Let me try that again:
http://cuteoverload.com/2010/02/26/make-no-mistake-the-cat-did-it/
Sean’s grandad is Dick Cheney?
I can’t imagine my Grandpa ever uttering the words “Go fuck yourself.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
He might have said it to Hitler.
Full moon? Bad stuff happens on full moons….I better start drinking!
Great plan, Scott.
Come on, no one thought that cat had the cutest face ever?
http://tinyurl.com/yzgqgkc
Pupster’s pup is cuter.
Some good news for me, Hostages!
My son kicked some SERIOUS ass in the Science Olympiad today. He was scheduled for 5 events, walked on for a sixth event, and medaled in all of them. Two 1sts, one 2nd, and three 3rds.
Yeah, Roamy. Some good news!
In the immortal words of PJM:
xbrad….shut it!
Romy offspring WIN!!!!
Holy shit, Roamy, you might have a genius on your hands.
I should add or remind I didn’t take either of those pics… and they weren’t in the same field.
I just used it to remind folks who love to take their kids into Texas fields of bluebonnets for pics, be careful.
Hotspur, I’d like to thank the anonymous parent who complained that the teacher played favorites with the kids on the Olympiad team over the other kids in science class. The teacher has a lot of leeway about what she has to teach, so the complaint led to the eighth grade curriculum being entirely Science Olympiad-related. My son was like a pig in mud. The team finished 2nd, only 9 points behind the private school in town that charges 3x the tuition.
I think we have two things for which we should be thankful today… Mare & co. are fine, and it was all Julie Banderas, all the time today on Fox.
Congrats, Roamy. Sounds like your son takes after you.
Three things… Sean’s tough-as-nails grandfather. They don’t make ’em like that anymore.
American Thinker had the best response to the mooching pro-health care take over freeloaders:
In the immortal words of Billy fuckin Ocean “Simply…awesome.”
Julie Banderas naked surfed the tsunami
http://tinyurl.com/yzn96vl
You had me at JB naked.
xbrad, how’s your mother doing?
Shouldn’t Julie be off her feet? Isn’t she due soon? Working all day?
[I keed – I bartended up until 39 weeks]
She’s doin’ OK.
Eye surgery today went pretty well. Quick. Eyes are watering, but no pain. Still, she manages to be pissy.
I stopped because they were afraid I’d miss a shift due to labor.
Curling, hos.
Nothing sez sexy like a 39 week pregnant bartender.
Sean, he has Mr. RFH’s mechanical aptitude, too.
Julie isn’t pregnant, she just has a really big nose.
I know xbrad. I was hawt.
(they put me in a service bar, where I could work my ars off and make great $$- I loved it.)
Service bar rawks.
Car in, when the titty fairy first comes, that’s hawt.
When your belly is bigger than your bewbs, not so hawt.
Let’s just say, xbrad, I was blessed.
But not merely as much as when I returned to work six weeks later.
I almost had to ask peps to stop drooling.
Which is why, of course, my current condition is all the more painful
Better let us take a good look at them now, just so we know for sure how bad things are.
It’s just horrible, xbrad. I don’t want to depress everyone.
I’ve dated a few members of the IBTC, and it wasn’t terrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDvj6WqYOw#t=00m22s
I am very glad mare and family is safe and sound. Prayers answered!
Yea. No. That’s not me.
Cause I was big. Then Iost 25 lbs. 25 essential pounds ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo.
I guess for Car in’s sake, we’ll have FCF next week.
FCF?
Flat Chest Fridayl.
*fires up spa
Dave … aren’t you concerned about the propane that spa is burning?
2.48. I ‘m crying for you Dave.
Our propane tank is 1000 gallons. We have to get a good price.
Or “Friday” even…
I think that’s an excellent idea. In fact, it has the potential to be the lowest pageview friday poat eva!
>> Dave … aren’t you concerned about the propane that spa is burning?
If by “concerned” you mean “nekkid” then yes.
FCF might not be popular, but it’s got “nekkid Dave” beat all to hell.
goddamn they are blowing shit up out at Hood tonight.
You guys are sweet.
(sick but sweet)
*note to self
get shots before going to Dave’s pool parties
it’s not an infection.
Secret Squirrel
Hotspur, have you snuffed anyone today?
*ears perk*
Pupster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfxOAfBpQQ
Pupster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfxOAfBpQQ
Hahahaha.
Flying Squirrel Kit: bait tray, catapult, string … some assembly and patience required.
Andy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a35oXueasbE
Flying Squirrel Kit: bait tray, catapult, string … some assembly and patience required.
You gotta be a little fucked in the head to go to all that trouble to abuse a small animal.
I once snuffed some really old tobacco. Like really old. Some British guy’s family had it from the India Campaign.
Anyway, I couldn’t stop sneezing. It was wicked stuff.
Whoa!
Our propane tank is 1000 gallons. We have to get a good price.
I know a guy who can hook you up…
http://tinyurl.com/yhqzud4
My propane tank is emptying slowly.
88 degrees now
I once snuffed a candle with my ballsack.
What’s the target temp, Dave? 105?
103
Whimp.
105 if you’re wearing trunks.
Can we get back to Car in’s bewbs?
I once snuffed a candle with my ballsack.
Your mother must be very proud of you.
More of a tea light, really.
http://tinyurl.com/yhhc5u8
Hi Sean, raked any muck lately?
Hell, I’d even consider discussing poking PJ’s thigh.
Hi Sean, raked any muck lately?
Naw, I kive in SoCal, so we just hire illegal aliens to rake stuff for us.
I’ve been in SoCal for 6 years and I’ve never kived.
Kiving well is the best revenge.
Kive is a dish best served cold.
I didn’t realize Kive Owen was in The Bourne Identity.
I think our next meetup should be in a kive bar.
Kive Talkin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W42rMjYWlk
Shut your half-wit kive holes.
**waves to Mare**
Get it?
Waves?
Heh.
Kive and let kive.
**waves to Mare**
Just reserved a house at the Cape for 4th of July week.
Teddy Kennedy used to kive near there, but the last time we rented the same house was the week he croaked.
Lots of good memories there.
Oh, c’mon, Pups, I thought it was funneh.
Just reserved a house at the Cape for 4th of July week.
Teddy Kennedy used to kive near there, but the last time we rented the same house was the week he croaked.
Lots of good memories there.
Maybe next time, Stretch Pelosi can take a turn for the worse.
(I avoided saying “maybe things will get ugly for her”, because there would be no objective measure for a before and after on something like that…)
Hi, Hostages!!!! Did I miss anything exciting today?
Sky!!!!!
* waves at Sky *
‘Sup?
I had the best day, Andy. We got lost in the French Quarter (twice!) and went to the ‘quarium and the Insectarium and took tons of pictures and had an all around awesome time. How was your day?
Maybe next time, Stretch Pelosi can take a turn for the worse.
I’m hoping for something a little closer to home.
How was your day?
Well, I have an annoying cold, and I had to work for a while today. But other than that … no complaints.
Unfortunately, the cold has me at zero indians tonight. OK, one complaint.
**waves to Mare**
Get it?
Waves?
Heh.
That was so stupid, I laughed.
ok I feel better.
Well, since we got lost in the French Quarter, we only just got home, so I’m still sober. That’s an issue.
Lost in the French Quarter would be a good band name.
Andy, a cold is the perfect reason to drink. Alcohol is a germ killer.
Pwnage photos up at Facechimp.
*adds Lost in the French Quarter to the band name list on the fridge*
Sky, since you just got here, I am going to be an obnoxious bragging mom and say that my son was awesome at Science Olympiad.
That’s super awesome, Romy! I saw the pictures on the FaceChimp. Go, Romy Jr!
HAHAHAHAH!
Mesa’s jealous of Kirk.
French Quarter is kind of square.
Go here — http://laspirits.com/lafittes.html
The French Quarter has the ‘quarium. That was our ultimate destination.
Mesa, ew.
Eye bleach, stat!
Pupster — http://i.imgur.com/E5Cnf.jpg
Have to restart my computer, brb.
I meant square — the shape.
Travolta kisses everyone. Just ask Dave……..
Travolta kisses everyone. Just ask Dave……..
At least he wasn’t grabbing his ass……
Dave kisses everyone too.
ok not really. He thinks about it though.
Wow. We took 324 pictures today. *blink*
Dave kisses everyone too.
Even the fish.
full on the mouth. gills.
whatever they got
Dave kisses everyone too.
Almost made me want to jump in the Sound.
New poat, you Travolta lovers…