And no, I didn’t really care of more of the novel being torn up for cheap entertainment. That should be reserved for important things…Like Barack Hussein Obama’s speeches on why all insurance isn’t equal.
February 27, 2010
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Don’t ask me how I found wiser’s home movies.
HEy, bitches.
I didn’t know BiW owned a bar!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZX-sUGWt6o
evenin – you weather those tootnammy thingies alright, mare?
Yay, aquarium pictures. *fiddles with photoshop*
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/my_healthcare_message_to_the_left
ok, time for bed.
nite goobers. also thanks for the well wishes… we’re cool here.
Yes, doc but it was kind of a wasted day.
I didn’t know BiW owned a bar!
Aside from not being gay, skinny, or Canadian, you nailed it, wiser!
Howdy!
Hey, Vmax!
whattup, vmaximilian?
Aside from not being gay, skinny, or Canadian, you nailed it, wiser!
Wait….. you’re not Canadian?
http://i.imgur.com/Aq6z6.jpg
Hey, I’ve got one of those!
Party at Dave’s house — http://i.imgur.com/0Z7gu.jpg
where’s all the white wimmens at?
The dinner with Red and the Boss and Bosses wife went well. Everyone raved at my cooking, no one got drunk and caused a fuss. Zeke charmed them all.
Ember Jr. got to pet stingrays today. She was so excited. *happy dances*
no one got drunk and caused a fuss.
Awwwwww……. Well, there’s always next time.
Did any stingrays get drunk? Did Vmax’s boss get petted?
I had my first drink a moment ago. By waiting until Boss and Red left I insured I would not be fired, or in trouble.
I. Am. The. Weakest. Link!
Well done, Vmax!!
I haven’t achieved anything. At all. All day.
I will go on record now and say that Blue Stilton cheese is the best blue cheese ever!
Thanks Mare
where the fuck is everybody?
I haven’t even downloaded any decent pron
It’s been dead on the tubes all day.
I’m fucking with pictures in photoshop. Which makes me forget to be entertaining. Not that I’m ever all that entertaining.
I made the mistake of trying to engage that douche Christoph re: his assertion regarding how “courageous” people who commit suicide are over at Ace’s. My mistake. He really is a waste of time. He makes Bob seem almost rational.
You may or may not be entertaining, but you’re light years ahead of wiser. Or Sean. Or BiW.
Thanks sky,
That reminds me to photoshop some crap out of a pic I want to submit of Zeke for the calender.
wow, that sentence won’t win any awards….
Which thread was that?
And you had to have known he was just being provocative.
Bob is such a douche. I hope you can mess with his comments Wiser.
but you’re light years ahead of wiser. Or Sean. Or BiW.
your opinion means so much to me.
You may or may not be entertaining, but you’re light years ahead of wiser. Or Sean. Or BiW.
I could always post that chapter…
Oh, have some whiskey and stop your bickering, boys. *pours shots around*
You doughheads have seen her legs, right?
The top Hawaii tsunami thread. Starts here, with the asshole responding to the news that Marie Osmond’s kid committed suicide:
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=298789#c9056999
And yeah, I should have known better. He’s nothing but a smug little troll who tries to stir up shit. I stupidly let myself get caught up.
Hey for once I am on the same page as wiser.
What is wrong with me?
Thanks Sky
I hope you can mess with his comments Wiser.
Yeah, that’ll be fun to watch is head explode.
*pours shots around*
Ya know, she is rather entertaining, now that I think about it.
And, if it ups my entertainment value at all, I do have a photoshoot this week. With teh new corset.
What is wrong with me?
*cancels trip to Florida….
Ninja Assassin.
Heheh I had to say that wiser.
And Sky has hot legs.
Sky, you’re gonna share pics, right?
Of course, xbrad. I am an attention whoring picture slut. What else would I do with the pics?
And Sky has hot legs.
Well, d’uh.
*taps empty shot glass on table……
*pours wiser another*
Send me pics too sky!
I like legs and bums, but mostly bums.
“I am an attention whoring picture slut.”
They say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
They say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
Problem?
“They say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.”
Any other guys think me being an attention whoring picture slut is a problem? Just curious. ;)
*pours wiser another*
And thanks, honey.
*smack
“And thanks, honey.
*smack”
*is a caring giver*
Not. A. Problem. At. All.
I am a attention giver sky
wiser: I saw that comment. Between that and the shit thrown around by Docweasel and Blazer over the Doc Zero post last night, I really wonder what the hell is wrong with some people
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/02/27/rick-sanchez-so-nine-meters-english-how-much
The Boss said we are working in Tampa next week, not locally. Installing A/C unit, gutters, electrical, and firring strips.
It’s that same mindset that considers the 9/11 terrorists courageous. It’s an attempt to remove and elevate oneself above the baser “emotions” that we lesser souls wallow in.
They feel that it somehow means they are evolved or something. Personally, I think it places them beneath us, like emotionless animals who only exist for their own survival and satisfaction.
Personally, i think Ember posts pics just to suck up to ATC
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/02/27/rick-sanchez-so-nine-meters-english-how-much
HAHAHAHA!!! What a fucking ‘tard. Someone said that he also pointed to the Galapagos Islands and said “this is Hawaii, right?”
Personally, i think Ember posts pics just to suck up to ATC
So much more unwrong than it was just a few minutes ago…
“Personally, i think Ember posts pics just to suck up to ATC”
Why do I need to suck up to ATC?
Alex is SO HOT!
Why do I need to suck up to ATC?
For the large cash prizes
There are cash prizes? She’s been holding out on me.
As is Sky
http://www.magic-city-news.com/Entertainment_8/What_Men_Want_Women_to_Know13092.shtml
Actually, I’d rather they not know that I have no idea what I’m doing when I open the hood of a car. And I have never failed to put an appliance back together after taking it apart. I have more trouble with my Ruger, damn thing is a pain in the ass compared to every other gun I’ve ever taken apart to clean.
What kind of Ruger?
http://www.kfvs12.com/Global/story.asp?S=12051549
Mk III 22/45. I think I just don’t have the patience or memory to remember when the gun needs to be pointed up, trigger needs to be pulled, or magazine needs to be in. I have a 1911 and a CZ75 that I can field strip and reassemble in a minute if I get bored enough. That gun just annoys the shit out of me
It takes you a minute to disassemble and reassemble a 1911?
My personal record for disassemble is 9 seconds. Takes about 20 to put back together.
It’s old, Eddie. I think it was Mesa that linked that Thursday or Friday.
Fawtywatah fail.
It takes you a minute to disassemble and reassemble a 1911?
Never actually timed myself going for speed. Just taking a wildass guess based on how long it takes when I clean it, minus the cleaning time.
oh well. C’est la vie and all that shit
You took that better than I expected, Eddie. I thought for sure you’d drop a few f’bombs.
naw, I fucked up. My bad.
So… The Dubai assassination of that Hamas douche…? Mossad… or not?
Personally, I don’t think it was Mossad.
I blame the Freemasons
I thought you would have blamed The Weavers.
Caspian Sea Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgtaeRZjWNc
Okay. I’m done fucking with photoshop for tonight. Let’s get down to serious business.
*pours shots around*
Sorry, I don’t drink. Pills are good though
We have some muscle relaxants left over from when Mr. Ember threw out his back last week …
**Gulps whiskey**
**belches loudly**
Good stuff, sweetcheeks.
Glad to contribute to the cause, xbrad.
We have some muscle relaxants left over from when Mr. Ember threw out his back last week …
Downside to working in a pharmacy is the random drug tests. I get to spend my time blind stinking sober. Of course, I could drink, just tend to not.
Man, I don’t fit in here at all do I?
Elliott being a rummy loser FAIL!!
I don’t need no sober people sitting around judging me! *cries in a corner*
I don’t judge, dear. Haven’t had religion in over a decade
There, there, Ember.
Elliott isn’t judging you.
And if he is, I’ll kill him.
And dump his body in a dumpster.
*takes another shot* Okay. I believe you both.
And dump his body in a dumpster.
You know, that’s actually one of the best places to dump a body these days. Once it gets to the landfill, the odds of anyone finding it after even a day are tiny.
You mentioned that a week or two ago, Elliott.
Methinks Elliott might have some experience with dumpster-body-dumping.
Yeah, I’m just shocked that someone listened.
Oh, I listen to important stuff.
Useful stuff.
Methinks Elliott might have some experience with dumpster-body-dumping.
Only passing along the knowledge shared with me by one of my teachers.
“Only passing along the knowledge shared with me by one of my teachers.”
Totally believable.
Oh, I listen to important stuff.
Useful stuff.
In that case, heat and light destroys DNA
Oh, and a number of household cleaners glow the same when using Luminol
So there you go, how to hide a body, cover up “dna”, and how to hide trace blood evidence.
Can I just hire you if I ever need someone, um, removed?
The very, very, very most important thing is, don’t talk to the police.
Can I just hire you if I ever need someone, um, removed?
We’ll see if I can get a decent job once I’ve got my Masters. Should I need to freelance for the defense, so be it
That’s true. Never, ever talk to the police without a lawyer. You can only hurt yourself. And if they ever mention in court that you asserted your rights, any decent lawyer will file right then and there for a mistrial and they will get it. 2nd trials favor the defense.
I like the way Elliott willfully misunderstands the question.
Any Facechimpers, I just uploaded a bunch of pictures of the aquarium. Nothing hawt. Just cute family pics.
I like the way Elliott willfully misunderstands the question.
Just phrasing it differently for the sake of plausible deniability should this ever come up in the future.
EJ is just a cute little bug at the bugarium.
All the other little kids there were terrified to pet the bugs, but she didn’t even blink an eye at it. Guy held out the cockroach and asked if she wanted to pet it and she was all about it. She had an awesome time.
I’d have been stomping those roaches into oblivion.
Hate, hate, hate bugs. Not really picky about whether they’re good bugs or bad bugs.
Stomp, stomp, stomp.
They tend to frown upon that in bug museums.
Weirdly, the Insectarium is a federal building, so getting in is rather like going through airport security.
Oh, great. Killing a cockroach is a federal crime.
So is leaving the butterfly room with a butterfly.
Guess it’s a good thing you didn’t take that can of Raid I tried to give to you last night.
Apparently. I don’t need to get tackled by homeland security or nothin’.
Did see a giant Homeland Security bus. It looked like a tour bus, but it had sirens and flashing lights (which were in use when I saw it) and say, quite plainly, Homeland Security on it.
I have to get up early tomorrow.
Sux to be me.
Of course, “early” is a relative term, like, say, 8:30.
Hah. The little one wakes me and the hubby up at 6:30 sharp every morning.
Speaking of, I should probably be headed to bed. I am exhausted!
Night, boys. *pours more shots around. if no one’s left but xbrad, he can have’em all*
I suppose that means he’s gonna get drunk and urinate on the sofa again
I’ve never urinated on the sofa.
**slams several shots**
**pees on Elliott**
**unless Elliott is into that kind of thing**
Not from a man, no. Wait! No! No! Not from anyone. You shut up!
I feel obligated to say something, anything, just to make sure this thread doesn’t end on that note.
It’s those enjoyable awkward silences
Yeah, um…
That last silence was more awkward than enjoyable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G67mRngS_RY
I wonder how many people went to 4chan after seeing this and were changed forever
I went to 4chan before that, and it didn’t really do anything to me.
Scary, no?
Oh, also, I was looking for hentai. The horrifying kind. Found some, too.
There were tentacles everywhere, I tell you! And, by everywhere, I mean everywhere. I’ve never been so disgusted and aroused at the same time.
*beats self to death with slightly-used rubber fist*
Morning.
Good morning Car in, anything exciting planned for the day?
Nope. My legs and arse workout. Big breakfast, yell at the newspaper, church, clean up, watch my family play Call of Duty.
That’s about it.
We’re going away next weekend skiing, so we’ll probably start planning meals,etc. We always get a condo with a kitchen.
I’m thinking Spaghetti is good after a day of skiing. Husband thinks burger would be good for another meal, but I’m not so hot for that one.
So, your job, should you choose to accept, is to come up with another meal.
Something easy.
I can’t WAIT till Wiser shows up. He loves recipe chat.
Carin,
for something simple and quick I like Zatarins dirty rice. Ground beef, dirty rice, done.
Mornin’ derelicts.
I used to love dirty rice, until I learned the “dirt” was liver.
Yuck.
Home made belgian waffles for breakfast! Who wants some?
Home made belgian waffles for breakfast!
*dazzled*
Who are you and how did you get so beautiful?
The best new post in the history of Tittyweb Jenkins is now up!