Just barely BBF™

Just to get this thing started…

On this day, February 26th, 1848, MarxEngels publish “Communist Manifesto”.

Singer Michael Bolton is 57 today. Gawd that’s old.

And in 1985, this little ditty won a Grammy Award.

And here’s your model today…I don’t know her name or her measurements, but I really liked her sweater.

very pretty green sweater that would look great on me

Happy Friday Bewb Lovers!

625 Comments

  1. I’d better get all thumbs up for this, you hosers. And no bitching neither!

  2. Very nice work for a noob.

    I may have to stop treating you like an intern after this……

  3. *sniffs*

    Thanks Wiser.

  4. I saw Tina Turner in concert in about ’88 or ’89. I only went because my wife wanted to. Didn’t think I was a big fan. Not unlike the marriage itself, my wife forced me into something which turned out to be outstanding. I”ve been a huge Tina Turner fan ever since. She had an oustanding rack for a woman her age on that evening. Since that’s the topic of the thread, I thought it appropo to throw that in. Thanks for saving the day Cyn. Now find out what this chick’s name is so I can go Google search her with the safe search in the off position.

  5. Oh and wiser, could you kill Pupster because he was mean and making fun of my wordpress skillz? I could make it worth your while.

  6. I gave you a thumb, but I reserve the right to bitch all I want. It’s in my contract.

  7. I just looked at her face for the first time. That may be Ed Bundy’s daughter from Married with Children. Don’t know her name IRL.

  8. Al Bundy. Where the fuck did I get Ed Bundy. That’ll get your White Trash Membership Card revoked right there. Making that kind of error.

  9. Christina Applegate. And no that’s not her.

    this is

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/load-heat-44/

  10. MSN headlines least likely to make me click through – part of a continuing series:

    Will Spice Girl be ‘DWTS’ co-host?

  11. Here’s where I found her, PG:

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-2633-high-definition/

  12. I could make it worth your while.

    I’ll take either $200k or sex.

  13. Here’s where I found her, PG:

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-2633-high-definition/

    Ehhh…she was on the HD page, huh? I was gonna guess DD but what do I know?

  14. Um…will you take a check?

  15. Um…will you take a check?

    figures….

    This week just keeps getting better and better.

  16. I don’t know her name or her measurements, but I really liked her sweater bewbs.

    FIFM

    But that sweater would look nice sailing across the room on its way to becoming a crumpled heap on the floor.

  17. You know, she kind of looks like a former tv personality from Phoenix, Terri O, maybe in her younger days. Here’s a semi recent pic/link:

    http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2008/09/terri_ouelette_craft_queen_pit.php

  18. Um…will you take a check?

    I’m sure someone in his office will.

  19. I gave this a thumbs up, but I skipped over it and didn’t look at it.

  20. >>but I really liked her sweater.

    It is funny how men and women have exact opposite tastes. The sweater was the only thing I didn’t like. It spoils the photo. It comes between the art and the connoisseur.

  21. Hotspur, you MUST click on every friggin’ one of my links. I gave blood, sweat, and tears for those. You have no idea.

  22. Afternoon, Hostages. Who wants to drink with me? I’ve had a shitty day!

  23. I’ve got lots of guns and I never sleep.

    Ah, who am I kidding. I sleep like a log all night long and my first line of defense is a golden retriever.

    Just make it quick and don’t make a mess.

  24. I can imagine, Cyn, but I’m sitting at a crowded bar, and I don’t want people to wonder about me.

  25. Afternoon, Hostages. Who wants to drink with me? I’ve had a shitty day!

    * Pours a double *

    * gives Sky the bottle *

  26. *accepts said bottle from Andy* Cheers, sir. Cheers.

    So, today, I found out that they’re upping our required work hours, mandating our schedules, and realigning my district, so I will have a new boss. Fuuuuck today.

  27. Sweater? What sweater?

  28. I’m going to the liquor store right now Sky. Go ahead and get started without me.

  29. I’ll drink for you while you’re gone, Pups.

  30. Oh, I forgive you Pup.

    *softly and quietly strokes Pupster’s back, lulling him to a light doze, as she wipes the snot from crying onto his once-shiny coat*

  31. Sky, I feel for you, but you aren’t even in the running for the “Shitty Day Award”.

    Romy won that one hands down.

  32. HAH!

    Wiser loses another sale.

    *spastic kicky leg*

  33. Who wants to drink with me?

    You gonna need to catch up, sweetie.

  34. Hey everyone. Is it happy hour already?

  35. *feels shamed and humbled. remembers to send extra good vibes to Romy*

  36. Ya know, I’ve never kicked a dog before, but I am sorely tempted…….

  37. Hey everyone. Is it happy hour already

    FUCK OFF!!!

  38. No need for shame, just didn’t know if you’d heard, Sky.

    **pours about a half gallon of Heritage Bourbon**

    **chugs it down**

    Want some?

  39. Someone’s testy.

    Scouts chair away from Wiser and toward xbrad.

  40. “Hey everyone. Is it happy hour already?”

    It’s damn near over. Drinks go to full price at 7.

    *sets glass of Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay in front of Car in*

  41. grumblemumblegrumbleoverpricedfuckingvodkagrumblemumble…

  42. Yessir, I will take some, xbrad.

    Yeah, I saw on the Facechimps. I forget that Romy’s day totally trumps mine. I just hate my new boss. And will seriously miss my old one.

  43. Hotspur knows how to treat a lady.

    [glares at wiser]

  44. Lord God Almighty save my ears.

    Graham switched from the clarinet to a new instrument and brought the new one home today.

    tuba

    At least he’s not a faggot

  45. “grumblemumblegrumbleoverpricedfuckingvodkagrumblemumble”

    *offers Wiser whiskey*

  46. It’s damn near over. Drinks go to full price at 7

    Honestly, just line me up two. I ran five miles a bit ago, and I think this is going to be a short trip.

  47. [glares at wiser]

    question for ya, babe. You gonna let Bob continue to foul up your joint?

  48. *offers Wiser whiskey*

    *stares at Sky’s bewbs…

    thanks.

  49. Honestly, I don’t even read what he writes. It’s just garbage babble. I’m thinking about getting rid of the “recent comment” feature, because I think it just encourages him.

  50. Wiserbud, buy the lady a drink, you tool.

  51. “*stares at Sky’s bewbs…

    thanks.”

    Any time, sir, any time. *is wearing a rather dashing shirt. makes her bewbs look much bigger*

  52. At least he’s not a faggot

    I’m sure his new tuba-playing skills will really help him as he gets older.

    I’m serious. I dated a girl who played the tuba and she gave the best head I’ve ever had.

  53. Wiserbud, buy the lady a drink, you tool.

    I would, but my paycheck bounced.

  54. Someone’s in rare form this evening.

  55. I’m serious. I dated a girl who played the tuba and she gave the best head I’ve ever had.

    hahahahaha

    I’m not telling him that…………I already told him about what tourettes guy says about him.

  56. At least he’s not a faggot

    Yet.

  57. It’s just garbage babble.

    I think he’ s just purposely stupid. Much like kirby.

    It’s just that it’s becoming all about him again and theat is getting tiresome.

    Deleting his comments might drive him away.

  58. Come sit on my lap, Car in, and we’ll talk about whatever pops up.

  59. PJ, buy that kid a guitar or fiddle or something that will not make him grow up and never move out of your basement.

  60. Maybe I should. Lemme ponder over a huge glass of wine.

  61. Come sit on my lap, Car in, and we’ll talk about whatever pops up.

    *laughs heartily from across the bar at xbrad’s feeble pick-up line.

    Thanks, buddy. I needed that.

  62. me sit on my lap, Car in, and we’ll talk about whatever pop

    Won’t Dolly mind?

  63. PJ, buy that kid a guitar or fiddle or something that will not make him grow up and never move out of your basement.

    Oh it’s too late for that. I’ve ruined him. He plays MMORPG’s. Cept he doesn’t role play.

    yet.

  64. Only if you dress like Bo Peep.

  65. Maybe I should. Lemme ponder over a huge glass of wine.

    HAve two. Then delete with extreme malice.

    Or give me the keys. I will alter his comments, instead of deleting them. That would totally drive him off the deep end.

  66. Obviously ember has a crappy day here, but a great day on FB. I see how it is.

  67. Wiser, was that woman bonded?

  68. Wiser, was that woman bonded?

    Doubtful She got out of jail about 3 months before we hired her. I don’t think she could have gotten bonded while on probation.

  69. Comment by Hotspur on February 26, 2010 6:27 pm
    I gave this a thumbs up, but I skipped over it and didn’t look at it.

    Welcome to The Hostages, Senator.

  70. Wiser, was that woman bonded?

    Why are you so interested in her teeth?

  71. Nap time.

  72. At least he’s not a faggot

    Yet.

    I played the cello in JH and HS and I still managed to father children. Didn’t get it right until I was about 28, but still……

  73. “Obviously ember has a crappy day here, but a great day on FB. I see how it is.”

    People I work with are on FB. They don’t need to hear me bitching about how much I am mad at my job right now. heh.

  74. Well played, PG.

  75. I played the cello in JH and HS and I still managed to father children. Didn’t get it right until I was about 28, but still…

    Well I know he likes girls.

    Were you around with the whole tourette’s guy pendejo?

    this is what we’re talking about

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XShnQlz09KM

  76. People I work with are on FB. They don’t need to hear me bitching about how much I am mad at my job right now. heh.

    we’re your safe-zone ember.

    safe
    really, really
    safe
    Did I mention safe?

  77. laughs heartily from across the bar at xbrad’s feeble pick-up line.

    My daughter tells me that one of her more nerdy guy friends asked her the other day, “Hey have you ever worked at Subway………..cause I get a footlong when I see you.” She blew it off cause she knows he’s too nerdy to mean anything by it. Just trying to get a laugh out of her. I put him on the “kill at my convenience” list.

  78. we’re your safe-zone ember.

    As long as you know the safe word.

  79. PALOMINO!!!

  80. Anything but a clarinet.

    You dodged a bullet there.

  81. How old is your daughter pendejo?

  82. You dodged a bullet there.

    I wasn’t aiming at her, scuba boy.

    *realigns sight

  83. “As long as you know the safe word.”

    Bacon?

  84. Anything but a clarinet.

    You dodged a bullet there

    Yeah, clarinet players are faggots.

    *points and laughs at wiserbud

  85. *points and laughs at wiserbud

    You sure you want to poke the bear today?

  86. PJM

    She’s 18. She graduates in May and goes off to college in the fall. And thenme and the Mrs. start a new phase in life. Time to ourselves…..nuthin to do…….kinda scary.

  87. You sure you want to poke the bear today?

    Is that code?

  88. Now look, as much as it pains me, Ima stick up for wiserbud here.

    If I had a time machine, I would go back to January 16, 1938, to Carnegie Hall.

  89. You sure you want to poke the bear today?

    I can’t. I’m having my period right now. Maybe next week?

  90. Maybe next week?

    Sorry. I got plans to be with a pleasent person all next week.

    Which reminds me…could you ask your sister to call me? My flight plans have changed slightly and I need to give her my new arrival time.

  91. the Mrs. start a new phase in life. Time to ourselves…..nuthin to do…….kinda scary.

    You could take up crocheting?

    I would go back to January 16, 1938, to Carnegie Hall.

    and then do what?

  92. Oh! I forgot. Really.

    Sorry.

    no really I did.

  93. I’ve got to say … Rhapsody in Blue (with it’s Clarinet beginning) is pretty hot.

    Even if the guy was a pole smoker.

  94. Which reminds me…could you ask your sister to call me? My flight plans have changed slightly and I need to give her my new arrival time.

    Please don’t make me LOL because I don’t need the kids asking me what’s so funny.

    Too bad you’re not really coming to town next week. PJD will be getting liquored up and dancing with trannies in Houston and you could have taken me out on the town.

    wink wink

    stupid eye booger

  95. You could take up crocheting?

    Let’s not bring Rosetta in to this. Mmmmkkkaay?

  96. Man, that one glass of wine did me in.

    Shit.

    what’s wrong with me?

  97. Why does the weather suck? I wanna go to the zoo tomorrow!

  98. STFU sky. I’ve got another 5 inches of snow on the ground.

  99. skylie poured a couple fingers of whiskey in to your wine when you weren’t looking, car in.

  100. That explains it.

  101. It was 60 here this afternoon with a light 5-10mph breeze. Just chillie enough that you had to wear a light jacket outdoors. Pissed Me Off.

  102. I love, love, love all the hideous stuff that gets made with crocheting…….why is knitting so cool and crochet, just so

    FREAKING AWFUL

  103. Sky, why would you … oh god … no ….
    [pukes on sky’s spiky shoes]

    I’m sorry. I don’t know what happened there…

  104. My sister in law is a rug-hooker. She sells her rugs at flea markets and county fairs and shit. She could prolly make a little better money as a regular hooker.

  105. [pukes on sky’s spiky shoes]

    Keep those cameras rolling – we can edit that out later.

  106. you could have taken me out on the town.

    darn my luck.

  107. For PJM:

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=January 16,1938 carnegie hall

  108. ‘Sokay, Car in, I wanted to get rid of these shoes, anyway. You give me a great excuse to go shopping. *offers to hold Car in’s hair back*

  109. *brushes Car in’s hair back with a wet wash cloth and rubs her back until she’s ready to start drinking again*

  110. Since chief’s not here …

    What I’m listening to RIGHT now.

    I know, like you care.

  111. HAHA! Great minds…

    **fills all girls’ glasses with booze**

  112. Sky … Cyn … you two are the best friends a gal could want …

    Why am I so hot all of the sudden? Is it just me, or is it really hot in here? I’m wearing too many layers …

  113. See? We girls are nice.

  114. For PJM:

    Well that just tripped me out for a sec.

  115. hmmm…. I did not notice all these ferns when I first walked in…..

  116. *takes carin’s glass

    Since you’re not using this right now…….

  117. I’m still trying to understand why hotspur linked me the month of January for Carnegie Hall

    but whatevs

  118. Keep those cameras rolling – we can edit that out later.

    HA HA HA!!

    *holds up half-empty glass in ‘cheers’ toward geoff and his video camera*

  119. Who wants a cigar? All the cool chicks are partying with cigars these days.

  120. Never let it be said that I turned down a cigar. Unless it’s a cheap, nasty cigar. *eyes PG suspiciously* You keep the cheap, nasty cigars away from poor Car in.

  121. HAHAHAHA!

    http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/size-them-up-fail/

  122. I’ll have a cigar ….

    [takes a toke … pukes on PG’s lap]

  123. Mmm, brb, dinner time.

  124. Who wants a cigar? All the cool chicks are partying with cigars these days.

    That was sooooo 1994 for me.

  125. Fill one up for me, too, please.

    Thank you, Hotspur, for telling everyone. My inbox overfloweth, and it sure helped me get through today. My brother had a cold or flu that turned into pneumonia. He finally went to the doctor Wednesday to get some antibiotics. He had trouble breathing this morning and went into cardiac arrest. Paramedics couldn’t help him, and he died on the way to the hospital. They are going to do an autopsy, so the funeral date is still TBD.

  126. PJ, my iPhone didn’t paste my link right.

    Google: January 16, 1938 carnegie hall

    Then click rhe top hit.

    Then go buy your son a clarinet.

  127. I am so sorry Roamy :((((

  128. Yay — Cyn saves the day.

    Friday is now worth living again.

    Excellent choice, Cyn. Your taste in boobage is beyond reproach.

  129. Roamy, there are just not enough words to express my saddness for your loss.

  130. Roamy, I am so very sorry for your loss.

  131. OMG!!!!!!!!!!

    I just realized I picked up the kids from school today AND took them for Mexican food (it’s Friday, no meat) and my shirt is on inside out.

    gah

  132. Um, PJ, Mexican food has meat in it.

  133. Bless you and your family, Roamy.

    When a vibrant, healthy person is unexpectedly gone a day or two later, that’s got to be the hardest to take. In a day and age where almost no one dies form sickness unless they’re extremely young or extremely old and thus we generally don’t even consider it as a possibility, it’s doubly tough. I’m very sorry for your loss.

  134. Thank you, everyone. Especially PJM for the crochet link. Not just the pants, but the brown line down the middle. That was a much-needed laugh. (I threatened my son with a pair.)

  135. *pours Roamy a tall stiff drink and delivers it with a big hug*

  136. Um, PJ, Mexican food has meat in it.

    Damn, that Michael shore is a bright one, huh?

  137. [takes a toke … pukes on PG’s lap]

    At least it’s hot and wet.

  138. Um, PJ, Mexican food has meat in it.

    frijoles tonto

  139. ROMY!!!!!!!!!

    ARE YOU OK!?!?!?

  140. Um, PJ, Mexican food has meat in it.

    Maybe PJ made ’em eat the shrimp tacos. IYKWIMAITYD.

  141. You’re welcome, pretty lady. I lost my brother 12/22/82 (four days before his 36th birhtday) and he left behind my nephew of 9, and nice of 6.

    They had bought his Christmas presents already and my SIL had them lay them in the casket before they closed it. Nephew’s was a Jack Daniels belt buckle. And little niece’s was a Smurf doll.

    Not a dry eye in the room.

  142. RFH, *hugs*.

  143. So young hotspur.

    Man, it’s so early in 2010, yet so many are having bad stuff happen.

    ick

  144. Romy, I’m so sorry to hear about your loss. Hugs, love, and good vibes to you and yours from me.

  145. Sorry, Romy. Best wishes from Cathy and me.

  146. Yeah, I want either a refund on 2010 or a do-over.

    PJM, I’m numb. Losing Mom last May and Mr. RFH’s sister in November, it’s just been a shitstorm.

    Remember what we were talking about with last words? Mine to him were “Love ya, bro”, to which he said, “Love you, too. Bye.”

  147. Is this the brother that we were talking about who was like Hindu or something?

    Wow, weird when you’re just talking about someone and then wow. I’m so sorry Romy.

  148. Booty tang.

  149. great timing mesa

  150. Oh wow, just read the last few comments. So sorry, Romy.

  151. true hostage style

  152. great timing mesa

    Yeah, I’m good like that.

    *hangs head*

  153. Well, ain’t that a bitch. You can’t edit comments on a Blogger Blog.

  154. hahaha, did wiserbud make a major spelling error?

  155. Romy, your family has gotten more than their fair share of sorrow lately. I’m so sorry. It’s wonderful that your last words to your brother were of love.

    *pats mesa on the shoulder & whispers ‘it’s okay, she gets it, these things happen’*

  156. Bah, shut up ya big goof. *hands mesa a beer and somethin to pick that last stitch out with* They movin ok?

  157. Remember what we were talking about with last words? Mine to him were “Love ya, bro”, to which he said, “Love you, too. Bye.”

    ‘scuse me, but I’ve got something in my eye.

    And I think I need to call a few people right quick.

  158. My condolences Romy. Your family is getting hammered.

  159. hahaha, did wiserbud make a major spelling error?

    Nah, I was gonna trollbust Bob’s comments at Car In’s place.

  160. awwwwwwwwwww

    It’s cute seeing stoic mesa all remorseful sounding and junk.

  161. Cut Mesa some slack. Not reading the poat, but barging in with inappropriate remarks is the Hostage Way.

  162. PJM, he was Hindu for a while, for that girlfriend. I think he changed over to Methodist for wife #4.

    Mesa, this is the Hostages. Feel free to post something stupid. One of your videos would go over nicely about now.

  163. *Dave on the phone*

    Well I love you too Wiser. No, really. You know I do.

    (yeah, I remember Romy. Just didn’t imagine one of us would be there so soon. Damn. I am so sorry).

  164. Not reading the poat, but barging in with inappropriate remarks is the Hostage Way.

    If you’ll notice………I said, “true hostage style”

  165. Well I love you too Wiser. No, really. You know I do.

    hahahahaha

  166. Well I love you too Wiser. No, really. You know I do.

    *punches Dave in the shoulder like a brother, hoping like hell he’ll slip and fall into a snowbank.

  167. I’m glad you got to have good last words with him romy.

    gah, I’m so sorry.

  168. I wish compos hadn’t introduced me to this site

    http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/fired-fail/

  169. *still on the phone*

    Yes, yes, I do. No really, well thank you. I know you too *looks at my watch* Yes, uh huh…

  170. If you’ll notice………I said, “true hostage style”

    I did notice. What do I win?

  171. I am kicking myself for not calling him more often. I talked to my middle brother on Tuesday, my sister on Wednesday, my dad yesterday. Robert’s turn was going to be Sunday. But we emailed back and forth. He sent me some pics that I’m going to poat on Facechimp.

  172. Here hotspur

  173. But do you mean it? I mean do you really mean it? ‘Cause I really mean it, ya know?

  174. Hotspur, you win some more of that chardonnay. Good stuff.

    So much for giving up alcohol for Lent.

  175. Zeke just drug my king size comforter from off my bed into the living room, laid down on it and started chewing on the corner.

    He is a strange dog. I gave him a rawhide bone to chew on and put a doggie bed where he was laying. The comforter is back on the bed.

  176. Some Greenroom commenter at HotAir came out as a lesbian, and all the commenters are patting themselves on the back about how tolerant they are. Makes me amazed about how naturally the AoS crowd has welcomed the assorted gay and lesbian morons in their midst.

  177. So much for giving up alcohol for Lent.

    I’m pretty sure God “gets it”.

    Time to get all good and liquored up and know us hostages will be here to make fun of wiserbud and b-rad and even mesa as much as possible to cheer you up.

  178. **Eyes the brown bits in PJM’s cookie suspiciously**

  179. Grandpa update:

    He was having trouble swallowing, but is doing better on that front. He ate for the first time in two days this afternoon, and when my Uncle left the hospital, he was sitting up and doing word puzzles.

    Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers!

  180. Makes me amazed about how naturally the AoS crowd has welcomed the assorted gay and lesbian morons in their midst.

    Well, xbrad is actually a pretty good guy…..

  181. Dear Roamy,

    I can’t navigate facebook, so I’m sorry if you already said, but how old was your brother?

  182. Glad to hear your grandpa’s doing better, Sean.

  183. This will make you laugh Romy
    http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?v=Z44zprvk

  184. Yes I really really really really mean it.

  185. **Eyes the brown bits in PJM’s cookie suspiciously**

    Wha?

  186. Roamy, I hereby suspend your Lenten Pennance Intentions.

    Take care of your family. If wine, beer and spirits helps, indulgences are not only granted, but in order.

  187. Yes I really really really really mean it.

    but do you pinky swear?

  188. Really???

  189. but do you pinky swear?

    What the hell was that??? Is someone else on the line with you?

  190. RLY

  191. Sean, it’s nice to have some good news.

    The old coot sounds pretty good.

  192. Makes me amazed about how naturally the AoS crowd has welcomed the assorted gay and lesbian morons in their midst.

    AoS is very “progressive” you know.

  193. Mare, 59. Three kids, all in their 20’s. Four grandchildren – three boys that are 9, 5, and 4, and the baby girl born very premature last September.

  194. Roamy,
    sorry to hear about your brother.

  195. What the hell was that??? Is someone else on the line with you?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    *hangs up line quickly

  196. Yeah, I thought the kerfuffle about the gay group at CPAC was a disgrace. I’m OK with anybody who opposes the statist agenda; I don’t have to agree with them on every other social or moral issue.

  197. What was that click?

  198. some parents take it a BIT too far I say…. Daughters dear has a friend who is 15 and they were at HEB the same time we were and this poor girls MOTHER bought a box of condoms and was making her apply it to a banana in the fucking store!!!!!!

  199. Romy, I am so sorry for your loss

  200. Well, maybe not anybody. I’d probably balk at letting the Conservative Goatse Alliance sponsor a booth at CPAC.

  201. “Daughters dear has a friend who is 15 and they were at HEB the same time we were and this poor girls MOTHER bought a box of condoms and was making her apply it to a banana in the fucking store!!!!!!”

    Well, bananas are dirty, whorish fruits.

  202. Sorry, Romy. Prayers goin your way.

    *5:00PM Friday Buzz gone.
    *starts bonfire in garbage can in cubicle

  203. Condolences, Roamy.

  204. I’d probably balk at letting the Conservative Goatse Alliance sponsor a booth at CPAC.

    prude.

  205. Really???

    Fuckin’ sales guys are so needy.

  206. I’m OK with anybody who opposes the statist agenda; I don’t have to agree with them on every other social or moral issue.

    I’m right there with you.

    I do understand what he was doing though………he felt he had a moral obligation to take a stand. Whether I agree with how he did it is not the point.

  207. I’m sorry Roamy, he was a young man.

    DO OVER….IS RIGHT!!

  208. OMG! sohos

    are you gonna let your daughter ever stay the night at that woman’s house?

    ick

  209. “I’d probably balk at letting the Conservative Goatse Alliance sponsor a booth at CPAC.”

    Yep, turned us down again this year.

  210. >> are you gonna let your daughter ever stay the night at that woman’s house?

    And if so, don’t tell Michael.

  211. *starts bonfire in garbage can in cubicle

    I can’t believe your office won’t let you have the heat on. What is WRONG with this world?

  212. “some parents take it a BIT too far I say…. Daughters dear has a friend who is 15 and they were at HEB the same time we were and this poor girls MOTHER bought a box of condoms and was making her apply it to a banana in the fucking store!!!!!!”

    What the sam-frickin-hill is going on there. Dump the friend and the mother.

  213. Fuckin’ sales guys are so needy.

    That’s not true.

    *scratches Michael’s number off my “to call – Friday Night” list

  214. I’d probably balk at letting the Conservative Goatse Alliance sponsor a booth at CPAC.

    Hope you’re an outlier. Rosetta was really excited about the H2 CPAC meetup idea.

  215. Why is Mr. Ember watching curling? Can someone please explain the appeal behind this?

  216. Now that I have sufficiently allowed the flames to consume my cubicle wall, I think I’ll go home.

    I’ll try to stop by here later after all the wimmins get drunk and start taking off their shirts.

  217. “I’ll try to stop by here later after all the wimmins get drunk and start taking off their shirts.”

    What you mean, “start”?

  218. >>>Well, bananas are dirty, whorish fruits.

    Not so. Bananas are proof of the existence of God and the fraud of evolution.

  219. Tonight, on Bad Idea Theater: Killswitch Disengage

    http://tinyurl.com/yf3dplv

  220. “Not so. Bananas are proof of the existence of God and the fraud of evolution.”

    In all my time on the intertubes, how did I miss that?

  221. Not so. Bananas are proof of the existence of God and the fraud of evolution.

    oh. my. gawd

    I like how it’s tagged, “Kirk Cameron”

  222. What you mean, “start”?

    *Ember hears thud in bushes*

  223. “*Ember hears thud in bushes*”

    *puts whiskey on the windowsil*

  224. It’s just so weird! No, Nina will not be staying the night there but I had already determined that. This girl is a “friend” b/c she dated Nina’s cousin for a stint

  225. It’s just so weird! No, Nina will not be staying the night there but I had already determined that.

    It’s disgusting.

    goodonya for not letting her hang out with that. Who knows what goes on in that household

  226. We can guess Nina’s cousin got lucky then.

  227. Her Mom is very questionable

  228. Gawd that’s old.

    ahem

  229. *gulps whiskey*

    Thanks, Ember! I needed that.

    Hey, how come you haven’t submitted a pic for Teh Yearbook?

  230. I assume Teh Yearbook is a pic of you when you’re young and awkward?

  231. Yup. Most of us submitted actual yearbook pics. If you send one in, you’ll get to see Rosetta with hair!

    Well worth the price of admission.

  232. I5 year olds should still be excited about a kiss from a boy they like. Not bananas with condoms or fisting.

  233. HA! Vmax puts two and two together.

  234. Really awkward……..but that’s the fun.

  235. Nina and her friend that is with her were both freaked out and she said MOM swear you will never do that to me….little does she know ;)

  236. “Yup. Most of us submitted actual yearbook pics. If you send one in, you’ll get to see Rosetta with hair!

    Well worth the price of admission.”

    I don’t think I *have* any actual yearbook pics. Or, really, any pics from when I was in high school. *goes off to rummage through pictures* I wonder if I have that terrible prom picture. Ya’ll’d get a kick out of that.

  237. HA! Vmax puts two and two together.

    Chocolate and peanut butter.

  238. Gawd that’s old.

    ahem

    HAHA! :)

    *pinches TG in the keister*

  239. Tomorrow is her 14th birthday party with her friends so I have to take 10 teenagers to The Flying Dutchman (Kemah) and then 6 girls sleeping over. I may be crazy by the end of it all

  240. What is the saying about blind squirrels?

  241. Two great tastes that go great together!

  242. hahaha VMAX I am staying away from that one ;)

  243. Two great tastes that go great together!

    mmmmmmmmmmmm

  244. sohos, it’s nice to see you here, it’s been a while.

    I guess mesa’s planning on taking PJD out, getting him drunk and leaving him with the trannys.

    sounds like a plan

  245. Cyn, I really like your BBF. She’s pretty, has a hot body a cute sweater and I use to have that bikini (waaaaaaaaay back when). Good job girl.

  246. Are they meeting tonight PJM?

  247. What is the saying about blind squirrels?

    DEEZ NUTS!!!

    (Oh, wait, that was something else.)

  248. Are they meeting tonight PJM?

    Next week sometime. He’ll be in Houston.

    I’m sure mesa will seek some sort of retribution on PJD for the way I made him feel bad about romy.

    but it just felt so good

  249. Red and my boss and his wife are coming over for dinner tomorrow. Steak on the grill (charcoal) Baked potato, Mushrooms, veggie, and Key lime pie for dessert.

    It could be a train wreck, (I get fired) or a disaster (I get dumped) What could go wrong?

    The boss is a AA, his wife likes wine, I like the hard stuff, and Red is a wino.
    What could go wrong? Again.

  250. Do I have to read this thread to figure out what Wiser said to Roamy?

    Going to Ala Moana mall to look for a prom dress and puu puu’s and drinks.

    Everyone be here when I get back!

  251. Do I have to read this thread to figure out what Wiser said to Roamy?

    You’re gonna have to look a long time cuz it was mesa.

  252. have fun mare!!

  253. I have been to Ala Moana mall. I did not buy 20 rolexes like the Japanese guy in front of me did. But I looked.

  254. Going to Ala Moana mall to look for a prom dress and puu puu’s and drinks.

    Guess which part of that sentence has me giggling like an idiot.

  255. Romey I got these for you, I was very sorry to hear about your loss.

    http://tinyurl.com/ycnzo7o

    *breaks out the single malt, Long shots all around*

  256. Thanks Mare.

    And couldja pick me up a t-shirt, some Tums, a new pair of sunglasses, a deck of cards, an umbrella, and a box of Cheerios at the ABC Store across the street? KThx.

  257. Mare’s gonna shoplift some lip gloss at the Ala Moana.

  258. I have a mancrush on Bill Bennett.

    He is on Hannity now.

    Run for President Bill!

  259. hey sean, you wanna go on vacation with me?

    We could go here or here

    your choice.

  260. I’m sure Count will go with him they are quite the dynamic duo ;)

  261. What kind of single malt Chumpo?

    I lurves single malt

  262. I guess it’s gonna have to be the latter, Peej, since the first link doesn’t work.

  263. Her Mom is very questionable

    Uhhhh Sohos? Do you have a phone number on this skank? Cause I got a brother who lives out in Fort Bend County somewhere, and I’m sure I’ll visit him at some point.

  264. hahahaha NOPE PG you dont need the headache

  265. DAMMIT!!

    here sean sweetness

    I’m sure Count will go with him they are quite the dynamic duo

    That’ll be fun! I’m jealous I can’t go.

  266. MMMMMmmmmm let’s see; How bout ‘ole Jameson? Not too fancy but always good neat, never OTR.

  267. Lovely flower choice, Mr. Chumpo.

  268. I don’t mind a good headache.

  269. I would go but its a school night

  270. Thank you Cyn. Excellent job on the BBF. Would you like some Champagne?

  271. … random migraine out of nowhere. Going to go bury my head in the pillow in the dark somewhere to help the pain. Maybe see ya’ll later.

  272. I think I have to go to bed. I have had a long ass day. They scheduled my LAST surgery for March 23rd yay!
    good night everyone

  273. Jameson works for me, but isn’t that Irish? Catholic Irish?

  274. PJ wants to go drinking with the tranny’s in Montrose?

  275. I don’t mind a good headache.

    HAHAHA!

    *pittying xbrad, she leaves her window blind slightly raised*

  276. I don’t mind a good headache.

    Fine, *Makes Xb-rad a Zombie in a yard glass*

  277. Catholic Irish. Ce Senior.

    Who’s drinkin? It’s a Wake.

  278. this poor girls MOTHER bought a box of condoms and was making her apply it to a banana in the fucking store!!!!!!

    That is just disgusting. It’s illegal to open the package and use the product before you pay!

  279. I’d do with some Jameson, if you please. Champagne gives me a headache, unless it’s in the morning with some fresh squeezed OJ.

  280. I would go but its a school night

    What night are they meeting? Or do you go to school every night?

  281. That is just disgusting. It’s illegal to open the package and use the product before you pay!

    HAHAHAHA

  282. No, I mean for Nina ;)

  283. Jameson works for me, but isn’t that Irish? Catholic Irish?

    *narrows eyes at vmax

    You got a problem?

    PJ wants to go drinking with the tranny’s in Montrose?

    yes

  284. she bought the package BEFORE she opened them UGH! So horrible we were all just in shock as was the daughter

  285. *POW breaks the neck off the big bottle of Jameson, Pours for Cyn*

    I’m doing Margaritas for friday Night.

    *Gets the Shaker goin*

    What are you havin’ Michael?

  286. good night for real

  287. I hear Phuket is a lovely vacation spot, Peej, but might I suggest a scenic alternative?

  288. No, I mean for Nina

    true.

    someone needs to be responsible.

    I know I’m not.
    Thankfully my kids just shake their heads

  289. Sweet dreams, Sohos. And I hope yer head feels better soon, stalkee.

  290. The boss is a AA, his wife likes wine, I like the hard stuff, and Red is a wino.
    What could go wrong?

    Just hand the boss one of those coffee-flavored tequila shooters, and tell him they don’t count.

  291. It’s no Phuket or Lake Titicaca, but I’ve been here.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygyrzsz

    You’ll notice it’s on Rt. 69.

    Heh.

  292. I am not Catholic PJM, but I think Catholics are ok in my book. No problems from me. Bushmills is the Protestant Irish, if I know my Irish. Give me a good bourbon any day. Not the french bourbons, but the American bourbon whisky.

    Or any cheep vodka you have. I am not picky.

  293. *big hug for Romy*

    I am so sorry to hear about your brother. You and your family are in our prayers.

  294. Heheheh Michael,
    I will pour wine for the women. and rootbeer for boss and I.

    When they all leave I will do shots!

  295. good night sohos!!

    sean, I’ve always wanted to go here

  296. Bushmills is the Protestant Irish, if I know my Irish.

    You are correct, sir. Made in Ulster.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Bushmills_Distillery

  297. sean, I’ve always wanted to go here

    My ‘rents visited there, and every time it’s referenced on some teevee show they can’t help but reference their guide’s dumb joke calling it “Chicken Pizza.”

    Gonna go watch Jeopardy. BBL to BBF.

  298. Sean is on the ball

  299. I may have to turn in my moron card, but I don’t care for cheap vodka. Headache city.

    I’ve made a bit of a habit of Red Stag over the last month or so, I’ve always liked Jim Beam and the black cherry flavor makes it great with cola or just on the rocks. Soooo good.

    V, my FIL is AA, his wife quit drinking in support of him, and we never drink around him at family get togethers. I don’t know your boss, but I would think it would be awkward to serve wine or drink liquor around him.

  300. Watch out PJ! I hear they sacrifice Virgins on that Pyramid.

  301. Black Cherry Beam +!1

  302. I hear Phuket is a lovely vacation spot, Peej,

    Been there, and it is fabulous if you get out of the somewhat seedy town. There are a bunch a fabulous places to see on the Andaman Sea side of Thailand. The islands of Phang Nga Bay, rising vertically out of the water, are spectacular. You have actually seen this place already in a bunch of movies, most famously Man With the Golden Gun.

  303. Watch out PJ! I hear they sacrifice Virgins on that Pyramid.

    Uh oh. I’ll be in mortal danger in that joint eh?

  304. I may have to turn in my moron card, but I don’t care for cheap vodka. Headache city.

    Run it through a brita pitcher, takes the nasty out

  305. Yeh Never Know?

    Take Sean to Tahiti. It’s like Hawaii ‘cept the Locals are happy to see you and they speak French.

  306. Run it through a brita pitcher, takes the nasty out

    What a clever Bastard.

  307. Here is the hack if you are tired of buying replacement filters for your Britta.

    Works like a champ.

    http://tinyurl.com/38dssf

  308. anyone have a sister I can borrow? She needs to be about 8 years old. Madeleine is NOT happy right now.

    too many boys in this house

  309. Good booze. Thx Mr. C!

  310. Just hand Maddy a pair of scissors.

  311. chocolate ice cream with fudge brownie.

    I recommend.

  312. Sorry Peej, no girls here. But my boys do get kind of pissy and whiny sometimes. That count?

  313. chocolate ice cream with fudge brownie.

    Truth. Dave knows.

    **looks around hopefully for Mesa video or XBrad ‘splodey**

  314. *notes that xbrad has called Madeleinie “Maddy”; grabs popcorn and waits for the beat down from PJM*

  315. I have skills.

  316. **pushes video toward Romy**

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwO1qZpU-EA

  317. It’s not “Maddy”.

    It’s “Maddie”.

  318. Warheads on Foreheads

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8izrrgCg2U

  319. Kinda cool; wait for the end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCum30c9Fdw

  320. It’s the kitteh that sells it, Cyn.

    **sneaks peek through partly open shades**

  321. Xbrad, you’re a good man, I don’t care what they say about you.

  322. anyone have a sister I can borrow? She needs to be about 8 years old. Madeleine is NOT happy right now.

    too many boys in this house
    We could send wiser

  323. More on the way, Romita.

  324. Xbrad, you’re a good man, I don’t care what they say about you.

    You’ve obviously never met him in person.

  325. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh6tCaH1bOY

  326. Romy, my deepest heartfelt sympathy and prayers for you, your family, your brother’s family, and all those who loved him.

  327. The 2nd comment on that video is a truther comment. WTF, at least give it 10 comments before the conspiracy kicks in

  328. You read the comments?

  329. The comments are pure gold.

  330. Keep talkin’ shit, Sean…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eok8hsMMTgs

  331. I can’t get videos no more; my Flash don’t work so good and no amount of update installs work.

  332. anyone have a sister I can borrow? She needs to be about 8 years old.

    Gotta 10-year old for ya.

  333. ‘sokay, Paulie. They aren’t for you.

  334. anyone have a sister I can borrow? She needs to be about 8 years old.

    Procurement is a beautiful thing around here, apparently.

  335. Greetings and salutations, xbrad, and may I say how much I enjoyed our drink in Palm Springs recently?

  336. Just hand Maddy a pair of scissors.

    I’ve got the pair of scissors and I know just what to do with them.

  337. Gotta 10-year old for ya.

    That would work. Madeleine is bummed she doesn’t have anyone to play with like all the boys do.

    Right now, I’ve bragged Graham with the biggest piece of cake he’s ever had.

    Madeleine’s playing dress up with him……..make-up, nail polish, girl clothes.

    Huh, maybe the tuba wasn’t such a good idea

  338. Madeleine’s playing dress up with him……..make-up, nail polish, girl clothes.

    Just don’t take pictures that can be pulled out later. He’s too young to know what he’s getting himself into

  339. I gotta go make some sammiches. brb

  340. Gayle?

  341. He’s 11, almost 12.

    It’s the perfect age for blackmail photos.

    so elliott, sincee you’re studying serial killers and crap like that, are you using the hostages for a case study?

  342. so elliott, sincee you’re studying serial killers and crap like that, are you using the hostages for a case study?

    You people aren’t a good representative sample of truly fucked up. Sure, there’s Rosie, but the rest of you are at least semi-normal in an only mildly stalkerish sort of way

  343. A little more, Romy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iz5MwPsfyo

  344. He’s 11, almost 12.

    It’s the perfect age for blackmail photos.

    Those kind of blackmail photos will cause your son to become a serial killer. It’s Science! and you just can’t argue with that.

  345. Those kind of blackmail photos will cause your son to become a serial killer.

    Sweet! I’m gonna write a list for him!

  346. Most serial killers have mommy issues. And often start with mommy. Or end with mommy.

  347. Sweet! I’m gonna write a list for him!

    It’s important to share your hopes, dreams, and aspirations with your kids isn’t it?

  348. Sorry, but I need another round of prayers and good wishes. Grandpa had a heart attack in the hospital tonight. He sems to be stable, but they can’t perform surgery on him.

    The phone rang while we were eating dinner, and our hearts sank immediately.

  349. Most serial killers have mommy issues. And often start with mommy. Or end with mommy.

    Oh, I’m sure she’ll end up buried in his back yard someday. Hopefully he can still cash her social security checks so nobody knows she’s dead.

  350. Well, Sean, I’ll pray for him, but you’re on your own.

  351. Most serial killers have mommy issues. And often start with mommy. Or end with mommy.

    so how many people have you killed b-rad?

  352. Probably not many, PJ.

  353. Sorry Sean. Much love and condolences.

  354. I’m so sorry sean. That’s tough.

  355. Probably not many, PJ.

    those pesky blackouts

  356. Desert Storm.

  357. The phone rang while we were eating dinner, and our hearts sank immediately

    Do you live in your mom’s basement sean?

  358. Desert Storm.

    oh aren’t you cute!!

  359. X brad. Boss videos tonight.

  360. Stalker, I came back to praise the virtues of caffeine in getting rid of migraines and saw that you need more good vibes for your grandfather. They’re coming. I’m so sorry to hear that. What a lame day for the Hostages. I love you guys.

  361. Yeah. I get a wee bit of a hardon watching a few of these.

    But who says “boss” anymore?

  362. Oddly enough, he didn’t have any chest pains, but his monitor showed him going into cardiac arrest while he was having dinner.

    Please, please, please, let him be well. I love the old man dearly.

  363. Please, please, please, let him be well. I love the old man dearly.

    awwwwwwwww :(

  364. I’m bringin’ Boss back. The Taliban Hidout looks a lot like my brothers house in East Sandy Ego.

    Right Backatchya Sky.

    *Fixes coffee Irish style*

  365. Do you live in your mom’s basement sean?

    No. I was having dinner with my Mom and Dad tonight.

  366. I missed paulitics.

    dang

  367. I missed paulitics.

    dang

    **hands PJ another magazine for the .45**

    Remember, s-q-u-e-e-z-e the trigger.

  368. So, I was reading through the user manual for my camera. Warning number 9:

    When operating the viewfinder diopter control with your eye to the viewfinder, care should be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidentally.

    Thanks, User Manual!

  369. Evening stalkers and stalkees.

  370. When operating the viewfinder diopter control with your eye to the viewfinder, care should be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidentally.

    You know, this is only in there because they’re worried about someone poking out their own goddamn eye and suing because of it.

  371. Where did everyone go??

  372. The Commanding Officer at the Russian Military Academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military Strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.

    An officer stood up and asked, “Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?”

    The general answered both questions in the affirmative.

    Another officer asked, “Who will be the enemy?”

    The general replied, “All indications point to China.”

    Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, “General, we a nation of only 150 million, compared to the 1.5 billion Chinese. Can we win at all, or even survive?”

    The general answered, “Just think about this for a moment: In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of an army’s capabilities. For example, in the Middle East there have been several wars over the past forty years where 5 million Jews fought against 150 million Arabs, and Israel was always victorious.”

    After a small pause, yet another officer from the back of the auditorium asked:

    “Do we have enough Jews??”

  373. They poked out their eyes trying to take pictures.

  374. hockey. Over now.

  375. “They poked out their eyes trying to take pictures.”

    And are suing!

  376. I’m gonna sue Xbrad for the funneh.

  377. I’m gonna sue Xbrad for the funneh.

    Good luck getting that out of him

  378. When operating the viewfinder diopter control with your eye to the viewfinder, care should be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidentally

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    that just made my night

    HI MCPO!!!

    er robin……..is that some sort of kinky fantasy game you play with Michael?

  379. I’m taking my daughter to the aquarium and insectarium tomorrow. And it will be awesome! Yay.

  380. PJM – I forgot to log in, so it went to my sock puppet. Now, STFU and make me a sammich!

  381. “HAHAHAHAHA!

    that just made my night”

    I read that and immediately thought that my favorite FIFs would want to know about it.

  382. I’m taking my daughter to the aquarium and insectarium tomorrow. And it will be awesome! Yay

    Ok fine! One thing I miss about the Jacksonville Zoo. It was cheap.

    Don’t get me wrong, I like the San Diego Zoo, but there was just something about……….ok fine, it’s because the Jacksonville Zoo was flat. It required no effort on my part to walk around the joint.

    San Diego Zoo? ALLHILLS!!!!!

  383. I’m taking my daughter to the aquarium and insectarium tomorrow. And it will be awesome! Yay

    Oh I’ll make you a sammich all right.

  384. Did BiW write a joke?

    Because I saw something really long up there.

  385. I hate hills.

  386. **sets Tazer to “PJ’s tits”**

  387. I heart the San Diego zoo. I loved that zoo when I was a young girl. I haven’t actually been to the New Orleans zoo, but we have taken the little one to the St. Louis zoo so many times that we figured we’ll skip the zoo and do the aquarium – it has stingrays, and she looooves stingrays – and the insectarium, which has a huge butterfly house, and she super looooooves butterflies. Also, they’re both indoors, so it won’t matter that it’s supposed to be raining. Win-win-win!

  388. **hands Cyn a can of Raid**

    Have fun tomorrow.

  389. *smack b-rad upside the head

    Yeah, the San Diego Zoo is pretty durn awesome. I need to get us passes for it this year. Last year I chose Sea World passes instead.

    Big mistake. $12 fricking parking? laaaaame. And the kids weren’t all that into it.

    I was always a bit afraid at the Jacksonville zoo that some crazy person would pick up one of my kids and throw them into the alligator pond. I also have that fear about the shark tank at sea world.

    I read WAAAAAAAAY too many horror stories.

  390. **hands Cyn a can of Raid**

    Have fun tomorrow.

    B-rad’s drunk

    again

  391. B-rad’s drunk

    again

    Still, perhaps.

  392. PJM – Yeah, that was on the local news on channel 4 this evening.

    “Former resident fears crazy locals will throw her children to alligators. Film at 11”

    I didn’t watch the later news. . . what were you wearing?

  393. “I read WAAAAAAAAY too many horror stories.”

    I so know the feeling.

  394. Today just sucks. And tomorrow I get to take mom in for eye surgery. And a Sunday follow-up appointment.

    All this shit is getting in the way of my blogging and napping.

  395. “All this shit is getting in the way of my blogging and napping.”

    I hate that about real life.

  396. I didn’t watch the later news. . . what were you wearing?

    I’m naked. My kids hate that.

  397. Your kids aren’t the only ones. Your neighbors want you to close the drapes.

  398. ok, the response made me laugh

    http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/honey-fail/

  399. Sammiches are made, videos watched. Thanks, XBrad, A-10 is one of my favorite airplanes.

  400. Nothing says awesomesauce like sammiches, Romy. *hugs*

  401. You want some more comfort splodey, Romy? I can’t do much, but I can do that.

  402. Sammiches are made

    Romy, can you pass one to MCPO please?

  403. OK, time for bed. Thoughts of nekkid PJM dancing in my head. . .

  404. Thoughts of nekkid PJM dancing in my head. . .

    I see I’m not the only one who’s going to have nightmares tonight.

    Nighty night MCPO!!

    Give HERSELF a big arse smooch from me

  405. I don’t know why, but that hedgehog vid at Ace’s put a smile on my face.

  406. OWMOTHERFUCKINGOWOWOWOWOW!

    I somehow just jammed the pokey-end of a button up my thumb under the nail and now my hand is numb.

  407. But did you poke your eye?

  408. … no.

  409. There’s ham, ham and cheese, roast beef, roast beef and cheese, turkey, and PBJ. And one peanut butter on wheat, but that’s for my son.

    Tomorrow’s the Science Olympiad. The kids are so busy with their events, there’s not enough time to wait in line at the cafeteria. Grab a sandwich, bag of chips, and a drink and go!

  410. Oh, roast beef and cheese.

    I’m in love!

  411. Close, really close, Air Support:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWFsXkdl4E

  412. I’m getting feeling back in my thumb. Yay!

  413. I don’t know why, but that hedgehog vid at Ace’s put a smile on my face.

    That was SO cute. The dog was cracking me up. If they weren’t so poky I’m sure he’d like to take a bite.

  414. Man! Xbrad, sux to be them. I never saw the pr0n like that. Thanks.

    Hey Romey. Much love.

  415. b-rad and his sister?

    http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/older-sis-fail/

  416. I’m glad you’ll be busy tomorrow romy.

  417. Chumpo, I’ve got a ton of warpr0n in my archives.

  418. Shit. Someone dig my comment out of the spamtrap, please?

  419. Chumps, thank you.

    PJM, me, too. That’s one of the reasons I stayed at work today. This is weird, but I waffle between wanting to be alone and wanting people around me. Mr. RFH has been content to sit next to me on the couch and STFU. It works.

  420. PJ, a guy wearing tights? That’s obviously Michael.

  421. I don’t think it sounds weird Romy.

    I can’t even begin to imagine how I’d feel.

    Or maybe it’d feel like it did when I lost Danny.

    worst pain imaginable alternated with numbness, followed by disbelief.

    wash, rinse, repeat

  422. Whenever I’ve lost someone important to me, I’m the same way, romy. One minute, I want to be surrounded by others; give me 30 seconds and I’ll be begging to be crying alone in my room. It’s okay. Grief is a unique and personal thing. I just hope we can make you smile at least a little while you get through it.

  423. OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

    Jake Tapper replied to my reply of his tweet!

    I’m famous!!!

  424. My wife’s Father gave me some advice once when my life was turned upside down by tragedy.
    He said, “Grief is a journey. You have to eat, you have to drink enough water, and you have to sleep.”

    It sounds over simple but he was raised in the wilderness of New Mexico. What he shared with me is old Apache medicine and I heard it from him at just the right time.

  425. I like how xbrad just reacted like a Twilight fan girl.

  426. Dude you were “famous” way before this upstart Jason Trapper guy (whoever?) even started what ever he does.

    C-mon.

  427. My sister is IM’ing me as she gets shit-faced. I’m kinda glad I’m not drinking right now.

  428. Did I tell you I watched Twilight?

    I was unimpressed.

  429. “Did I tell you I watched Twilight?

    I was unimpressed.”

    You … watched … Twilight? I … I don’t know how I feel about this.

  430. OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

    Jake Tapper replied to my reply of his tweet!

    I’m famous!!!

    Lemme guess.

    Please stop writing me.

    Restraining order is on it’s way.

  431. I’ll get drunk for you, Romy.

  432. I wanted to see if Kristen Stewart was hawt.

    Nope.

  433. “I wanted to see if Kristen Stewart was hawt. ”

    Couldn’t you have just used the intertubes?

  434. Couldn’t you have just used the intertubes?

    seriously

  435. I could have, but a lot of girls look better on video than in pictures. The way they carry themselves outweighs mere looks.

    She came across as a snotty brat.

  436. I had half a beer tonight, a Sweetwater 420, and it was good. But it was enough, too. Sis has had at least four beers.

  437. It’s … Twilight, though. Seriously, I don’t care how hot someone is; it’s Twilight, man!

  438. I didn’t watch the sequel.

    In fact, I downloaded it just so I could delete it.

  439. I guess I’ll forgive you, xbrad. Just once.

  440. In fact, I downloaded it just so I could delete it.

    I forget what it was in reference to, but someone’s snarky comment about a stupid show was “I’m gonna buy another TV and VCR so I can watch it twice!”

  441. I watched Twilight on accident.

    *removes the sequel from Netflicks list*

    On accident, I swear.

  442. I think I’ve spent enough time scouring the webs for warpr0n to earn a little slack for watching crap.

  443. And that David Pattison twit should be taken out and beaten with a leather belt until he grows a sac.

  444. Here watch this crap

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080289/

  445. I am starting to wonder about you guys. That’s two Hostage men who watched Twilight?

    Seriously, Chumps, how do you accidentally watch Twilight?

  446. I’m not entirely convinced Chmps a guy

  447. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhcv682

  448. Well we (my inflatable wife and I) moved to Seattle from Lost Angeles.

    Sc 1 Wife looks at Netflicks.
    Her: Look this vampire movie was filmed in Sparks WA.

    Me: Really, (opens another bottle of cabernet

    Her: yeah.

    Me: Well, let’s check it out.

    Flash forward to me snoring and her saying it was no Lost Boys.

    whateve’

  449. Uh, if I’m gonna get drunk on behalf of Romy, I’m gonna need a refill.

    **taps sippy-sup on window**

  450. *pours xbrad whiskey* Did stalker go to bed? I should’ve given him some whiskey. He probably could have used some tonight, too. *would offer some to Romy, but for the whole, glad-she’s-not-drinking thing*

  451. **sippy-cup, even!**

  452. *hands xbrad the bottle* We gotta get up early to make it to New Orleans to go to the ‘quarium, so we’re off to bed. Night, all. Romy, Sean, all my love and lots of heathen good vibes coming from me. I wish you both the best.

  453. Chumps, have you been to the peninsula? It’s pretty nice. In the summer, anyway.

    Are you still in SoCal for family, or did you head back up north?

  454. I’m not entirely convinced Chmps a guy.

    Xb-rad you still having trouble with my first name?

    Thatz o.k.

  455. Back now.

    In fact we decieded to move back. It seems like the responsible thing to do. Her family is old and in need of teh care.

  456. That’s really your first name? I figgered you just sent an email from your wife’s account.

    Just how much did you get your ass kicked in school?

  457. Zero. I went to school in the Barrio. They couldn’t pronounce my name and it wasn’t a popular grls name back then.

    I mean we fought for other reasons. All in all I have always been glad I went to school with The Mexican. I still have friends that I knew 40 years ago. Those guys and gals just never leave the neighborhood.

  458. Interesting.

    http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1056883

    Stupidly, the WIAA will consider sanctions.

    For what?

  459. B-rad is there something I don’t know about the Gravitar situation with WP? I get a Grav on my own page but nowhere else.

  460. My sister is going on about Charlie Rose. I don’t watch PBS – is he the usual lefty douchehead?

  461. Romy, yeah, Charlie is a standard issue leftard.

    Chumpo, check your settings on your gravatard. And make sure the email associated with it is the same one you log on with.

  462. He was a 60 Minutes Guy for a while.

  463. I am starting to wonder about you guys. That’s two Hostage men who watched Twilight?

    Shut up woman get on my horse.

    I’ve never seen Twilight, I’ve heard a lot of very bad things

  464. Cya B

    Romey Love

    Later L-E-Ott

    Ch out.

  465. Romy, Sean, all my love and lots of heathen good vibes coming from me. I wish you both the best.

    I can’t speak for Rocketchick, but thank you so much. Not to get too maudlin, but this place really is a family.

  466. My sister is officially shit-faced. She is continuing to IM while she pees.

  467. He was a 60 Minutes Guy for a while.

    that pretty much says it all.

  468. My sister is officially shit-faced. She is continuing to IM while she pees.

    Let’s hope there aren’t any webcams.

  469. So what, I’m taking a dump right now.

  470. Dude, not even guys who dig middle-aged pasty guys who love middle-aged pasty guys taking a dump are gonna enjoy that.

  471. Sean, did I express my sadness that your grandfather is still in the woods?

    How you doing?

  472. I’m taking a dump right now.

    That’s no way to talk about Load Heat.

  473. b-rad:

    Thank you.

    And fuck you.

    Both, you can be sure, are heartfelt.

  474. Good Lord, now she’s getting existential.

    Shit.

    I may need that drink after all.

  475. Ask her what the sound of one hand wiping is.

  476. Ask her what the sound of one hand wiping is.

    hahahahahahaha

  477. I made Romy laugh today.

    I’m just gonna say I’m done for the year.

  478. She’s going on and on about whether our brother reached the apex of his life or not. What utter crap, but I can’t tell her that right now.

  479. Did I tell you about mom’s dental adventures? She just spent about $20k on getting three implants to replace teeth that fell apart. And last night, the one next to the implants broke in half.

    She’s like, “I guess I’ll have to spend a fortune to fix this one, too.”

    I’m like, “Mom, that’s my inheritance, can’t you just eat oatmeal?”

  480. Romy, what can I say? She’s trying to work through it, just like you are. I guess I could get existential if you wanted that (the sound of one hand wiping is “swish, swish, swish, BTW) but I don’t think you do.

    I know you’re strong, and yet feel resentful sometimes that you must be the rock. Maybe you do have to be the rock, but there will be a time when you can unburden yourself. Jeff and your kids will be there to pick up the slack.

  481. I can handle being the rock for now, it’s this new age-y touchy feely, one-with-the-universe crap that this engineer looks at and says “does not compute.”

  482. I enjoy knocking the Catholic church, but God bless ’em, they provide clarity at a time like this.

  483. and that’s funny about the oatmeal, too.

  484. I enjoy knocking the Catholic church, but God bless ‘em, they provide clarity at a time like this.

    Jesus, man, are you deliberately trying to attract Michael?

  485. Hahahaha, I’m imagining instead of the Bat-signal, the Pure Luthern-signal, flashing in the night.

  486. What’s Sean put behind his ears to attract Michael?

    His ankles.

  487. the Pure Luthern-signal

    It must be hard to read all those theses clearly when they’re projected into the sky by a spotlight.

  488. His ankles.

    Ew. That “good morning, son” image again.

  489. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiLAzyIo7M

  490. Do you get airsick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtObGx-XrhQ

  491. wow, that didn’t look good.

  492. Which one? The crash or the steep approach?

  493. The breaking apart and bursting into flames part

  494. Yeah, that’s never good.

  495. Okay, what’s the step past shit-faced drunk? Pissy drunk?

  496. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA1-qUKV9qQ

  497. She’s doing accents. Badly.

    I pointed her to the hedgehog bath video and the one about never mixing your drinks.

  498. Nice splodey.

  499. Maybe the hedgehog vid will help. I found it oddly soothing.

    Here, watch this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2goq_pr25E

  500. Actually skip that one, watch this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIVtB-8fQ7E

  501. You’re right, second one is better.

  502. {{hugs Romy}}

    I gotta go to bed. Got a long day ahead of me tomorrow. I’ll pray for you and your family.

    Be well, and know that you are in the thoughts, prayers and minds of all the Hostages.

  503. Thanks to all of you. All the good words, thoughts, prayers, and virtual hugs really helped.

  504. I gotta go to bed. Got a long day ahead of me tomorrow.

    After all, that Lemon Party ain’t gonna plan itself.

  505. Um, anybody want to e-mail this to DiT or lauraw so that it can go on the front page at Moron Central?

    http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/party_like_its_2008

  506. I’m kind of an asshole, but I think it’s a big deal. And I’m just saying, is all.

  507. Anybody home?

  508. I’m here, Paul. And fuck you!!!

    (You’ve gotta admit that your avatard invites that response.)

  509. Someone has sand in their vagina this morning.

  510. AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!

  511. Was around earlier but got distracted then fell asleep. What did I miss? Besides the smell of your feet?

  512. The cognitive disconnect between Paulitics’ Kineson av, and that golly gee howdy nice guy actual Paulitics POL pic smile is not something you need to get dickslapped with at 5:40 in the morning before you’ve even had a cup of coffee.

    Too multi-dimensional.

  513. Seriously, Paul, having seen your POL pic, I think everybody here would agree that you’ve got the most mismatched avatard in the history of the hotsausages.

    Unless you were kidding.

    Which would be awesome.

    Don’t try to claim that you were kidding now that I suggested it.

  514. Oh look who’s talking, Mr. Son of Bum Phillips.

  515. The cognitive disconnect between Paulitics’ Kineson av, and that golly gee howdy nice guy actual Paulitics POL pic smile is not something you need to get dickslapped with at 5:40 in the morning before you’ve even had a cup of coffee.

    Which implies that there may be things that one can be dickslapped with at 5:40 in the morning, no?

    Disturbing.

  516. Okay, so the POL picture is me at my worst. All the others depict the real me, which is to say they’re too degrading, even for this place.

  517. And that’s saying something.

  518. Okay, so the POL picture is me at my worst. All the others depict the real me, which is to say they’re too degrading, even for this place.

    The Horror. The Horror. The Church Directory.

  519. Ya know, I’m finding that Jack Daniels at 3:54 a.m. is still better than coffee.

  520. STFU I’m mainlining coffee. Going to work early today because I WOKE THE FUCK UP TOO EARLY. ugh.

  521. I did, to, Mrs. Phillips, but I’ve chosen to live the lifestyle to which all others aspire.

  522. I am reminded that Paulitics is actually not too far from my neighborhood.

    This will end badly. Just ask b-rad.

  523. Remind me, D-Bag, exactly where is your neighborhood?

  524. STFU I’m mainlining coffee. Going to work early today because I WOKE THE FUCK UP TOO EARLY. ugh.

    AND WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT,YOU MOTHER FUCKER? HUH? WHO DO YOU THINK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WAKING YOUR DUMB TEXAN ASS UP THIS MORNI–

    (oops, sorry about that)

  525. DiT, you’ll get a kick out of this… so I call into “Moving the Chains” on Sirius, with Tim Ryan and Pat Kirwan. I argue that the Shanahan hire is not a good one, but the hire of Bruce Allen is great. They think both hires are great, and that we should take Bradford at #4. I hammer them on the fact that no matter who the QB is, you can’t throw while lying on your back, so we’ve got to draft Okung or Davis.

    You know what was the best part?

    Sean is still a douche.

  526. central Texas.

    and you’re right, the best part is that Sean is still a douche.

    Short story, two of my youngest kid’s friends were in a wreck last night, they’re gonna be ok but they got the shit kicked out of em. One of the boys had surgery for a punctured lung, the other kid bled a lot. She got up early (she was home from school visiting) to go back and see them, and we got up to help her get up, and blah blah blah..

    So this is pretty much Sean’s fault. Motherfucker.

  527. My prayers for the injured kids.

  528. Short drive, catch up with you jerks in the drunk tank. No, I will not blow you for a cigarette.

    Sean will.

  529. thanks dude. kids. put em behind the wheel, worry for the rest of your goddamned life.

  530. Sean’s diseased bicuspids infecting my johnson is not worth a cigarette, nor anything else.

  531. *adds vinegar to water*

    *takes care of Paul’s “not so fresh feeling”*

    *sleeps, knowing he has performed public service*

  532. I remember in HS we lost two kids in one wreck, and a third was paralyzed for life. Just awful.

  533. So Douchbag Sean, where are you?

  534. I’m just north of Orange County, and I’m out. Good night/morning.

  535. OKay, fine, me too.

  536. Morning. Hey, look who’s here!

    Oldest son starts driver’s ed on Monday.

    OYE.

    Freshman girl at his school lost her life a few months back when they rolled the car. No drinking. Just bad judgement. And, prolly no seatbelt.

  537. Heya toots.

  538. MSN headlines least likely to make me click through – part of a continuing series:

    Twofer Saturday!

    Rycroft won’t attend Mesnick wedding
    (who and who?) (and who cares?)

    Will soap star to join ‘Dancing’?

  539. ‘morning, Car In.

    Thanks for the invite, but it doesn’t look like there is a way to edit someone’s comments.

  540. I know. I can’t figure it out right now.

    Part of the problem is that stupid comment system.

  541. I forgot that is was the comment system and not blogger.

  542. MSN headlines most likely to make Wiserbud click through:

    Johnny Weir stuns, shines on ice with dazzling wardrobe

    Men’s Health Today: When that Troublesome Digstive Problem Begins to Affect Your Coworkers

    Florence Henderson Part of This Season’s New Lineup on DWTS

  543. ah well. I was in just the right mood for it last night too.

  544. Hey. PJM is funny.

    That is all.

  545. If I can figger it out, I’ll email you the info.

    But I’m not a smart blogger.

    Or, I’m a tad lazy.

  546. Netflix can suck my dick.

    Sent a cracked copy of “Inglorious Bastards.” I reported it damaged, and they were supposed to send me another one.

    THEY SENT ME THE EXACT SAME COPY BACK.

  547. Hawaii is under a tsunami warning.

    Mare, please check in.

  548. >> Sent a cracked copy of “Inglorious Bastards.”

    They’re doing you a favor.

  549. Whatever waves hit are expected there at 4:20pm EST.

  550. Good morning hotsausages! We better start the day off with a little prayer for our lovely mare’s safety, Romy’s loss, and teenage drivers everywhere.

  551. Heh. It’s no good?

  552. Someone got her phone number? Perhaps we should call and wake her up. She can start filling sandbags.

  553. Mornin’ racists? Did the shipment of new robes for the pledges come in yet? Also, we’re running low on crosses and gasoline.

  554. So … who’s doing something fun today? Besides Mare, because I think filling sandbags would ROCK.

  555. May I bitch for a moment? I am working today and tomorrow because of an incompetent project manager who allows new features and functionality changes to be introduced 3 days before we’re supposed to be code complete. I also blame wiserbud.

    That is all.

  556. MSN Links most likey to get DiT to click through:

    Free Man-on-Man Porn! Click here!

    Why Does Everyone Hate Me? – How to lose that dull personality of yours in 5 days.

    Goatse – It’s Not As Painful As You Might Imagine.

  557. I also blame wiserbud.

    I told you not to piss me off. When are you people going to start listening to me?

  558. I am working today and tomorrow because of an incompetent project manager who allows new features and functionality changes to be introduced 3 days before we’re supposed to be code complete. I also blame wiserbud.

    Don’t worry. Your customers will blame you when it doesn’t work, so you have that going for you.

  559. I told you not to piss me off. When are you people going to start listening to me?

    Saleshole

  560. I told you not to piss me off. When are you people going to start listening to me?

    Reminds me of: “I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

  561. Wiserbud: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIMyNkNNDTE

  562. Saleshole

    Look, we know what the clients want. It’s your job to make it happen. What’s so damn difficult about that?

  563. Had one of our senior report writers get on the phone with a client this week, to discuss how her reports don’t balance. I guess, in her opinion, he was rather rude. She wrote an e-mail to me and the President of the company, spelling out her complaints.

    She repeated everything that the reports guy told me that he said to her, including “Listen, just run the reports we’re telling you to run, okay?” So there is very little dispute about the actual conversation.

    But the reports guy was livid and was going to call the client and give her a piece of his mind. “I don’t have to take that kind of bullshit from her!”

    I had to tell him 4 times to drop it. We don’t have enough clients to start telling some of them to fuck off

  564. Will someone please tell me what the fuck is up with the ice tray header?

  565. Had one of our senior report writers get on the phone with a client this week

    Management decision FAIL!

    But the reports guy was livid and was going to call the client and give her a piece of his mind.

    Unfortunately, there seems to be a tendency among developers, especially those creating the ‘client facing’ portions of a system to be real prima donnas. They give the rest of us real super cool software development geniuses a bad reputation.

  566. Management decision FAIL!

    Otherwise known as “par for the course” around my office

  567. Beatings! Get yer beatings here!

    Red hot scorching beatings that will turn your hide red! Herpes! Syphilis! Fresh-HOT! Steaming poops!

    Sales is more of an art than a science, really.

  568. Otherwise known as “par for the course” around my office

    Where I’m consulting now the development team reports to the CMO. This causes all sorts of interesting management decisions.

  569. I’ll take two!

  570. Red hot scorching beatings that will turn your hide red! Herpes! Syphilis! Fresh-HOT! Steaming poops!

    *fight or flight?*

    *Runs. Runs like the wind*

  571. We’re on the 6th floor so we should be good if the big wave comes.

    Thanks for asking, Carin!

  572. The company you work for, Wiser, sounds like everyone knows what they are doing.

    (not in any way)

  573. *Runs. Runs like the wind*

    Awww man. I don’t get it, that was my best pitch!!

    *looks at sale bins full of beatings and hideous venereal diseases, and despairs*

  574. *looks at sale bins full of beatings and hideous venereal diseases, and despairs*

    Hmmm … how much for the despairs?

  575. Do these beatings come with bread?

  576. *two scoopfuls of warm roasted despairs into a paper sack*

    *folds & staples the top of the bag*

    *writes $2.99 on bag w/ sharpie and hands it to Andy with a wink*

  577. (not in any way)

    It is pretty amazing. I’m thinkin of writing a bbook when it’s finally over. “How to destroy a viable business through sheer incompetence and stupidity.”

  578. Bread is extra. But it’s real good bread.

    I made it in my bread machine….let me tell you about the recipe…

  579. “How to destroy a viable business through sheer incompetence and stupidity.”

    Catchy.

  580. Let’s talk flour, my man.

    I used to be a Gold Medal gal, but a few years back I switched to King Arthur and I will never go back.

  581. Now. Yeast.

    *shakes head ruefully and chuckles*

    Holy crap, where do I even begin…

  582. “How to destroy a viable business through sheer incompetence and stupidity.”

    Government Motors has a big head start on you.

  583. Now. Yeast.

    NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  584. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! DON’T BELIEVE FLEISCHMANN’S LIES!!!!

  585. I’m thinkin of writing a book when it’s finally over. “How to destroy a viable business space agency through sheer incompetence and stupidity.”

    FIFM

  586. *Becomes Orthodox Jew*

  587. True story: If you took I-94 to downtown Milwaukee you drove by the factory that made Red Star Yeast (the official yeast partner of King Arthur flour, btw). The smell coming from that place was awesome! Gone now, I believe.

  588. “I’m thinkin of writing a book when it’s finally over. “How to destroy a viable business space agency through sheer incompetence and stupidity.”

    Now that’s sad. And it makes me furious.

    Obama = douche bitch

  589. I made it in my bread machine….let me tell you about the recipe…

    *settle back with a nice hot cup of chamomile tea

  590. Urge to kill………rising……….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHM4rsmQacI

    Watch this fucking bitch’s face when she screws up. Then watch the people behind her when she corrects herself. They all think this is a big fucking joke.

    (I know this is old, but I missed it.)

  591. Tomorrow’s the Science Olympiad. The kids are so busy with their events, there’s not enough time to wait in line at the cafeteria. Grab a sandwich, bag of chips, and a drink and go!

    I did that in high school. Took the gold two years in a row in Qualitative Analysis.

    That’s chemistry for you non-olympians.

  592. I did that in high school. Took the gold two years in a row in Qualitative Analysis.

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSS!!!!!!!

  593. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSS!!!!!!!

    OGRE! OGRE! OGRE!

  594. Hey, what ever happened to Americano? He’s been scarce.
    Is he in the tsunami path?

  595. “How to destroy a viable business through sheer incompetence and stupidity.”

    I’m thinking this is a better subtitle than title.

  596. I thought ‘cano was in the Atlantic?

  597. I thought ‘cano was in the Atlantic?

    South Pacific. And from the size of this thing, it sounds like he’s in the warning area.

  598. Not good. Hope he’s okay.

  599. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSS!!!!!!!

    **entire Roamy household snaps to attention**

  600. ha ha ha haaaa, Romy.

    *hugs*

    How are you feeling today?

  601. Hanging in there, lauraw. I now know when the funeral is, so I can make plans. I stayed up waaaaay too late, chatting with my sister while she got beyond shit-faced drunk.

  602. Well, best to avoid alcohol and sugar during times like this. If you find yourself getting upset or agitated, do chamomile tea instead. It helped my mom during a similar time.

  603. Yeah, adding a hangover and a sugar crash are just going to make you feel worse.

    Prayers for you and your family, Roamy.

    (I’m still catching up on the thread)

  604. My grandmother responds faster than this poat, and we buried her in 1994.

  605. Is there sugar in chocolate?

    Just saying. Chocolate is comfort food.

  606. I drank half a beer, and it was enough. Decaf Earl Grey has been good.

    and thank you, lauraw and leon.

  607. Chocolate is comfort food

    Mr. RFH made me one of those mini-desserts that you nuke in the microwave. DiT would be proud.

  608. Coolest beard ever!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxAT7DtQfeA&feature=related

  609. Has anyone heard from Mare? There is a tsunami threatening the coast of Hawaii

  610. Mare are you safe?

  611. I didnt read any of the old comments before I posted. I shall return in a bit

  612. She knohos Sohos.

  613. Our Tsunami sirens went off at 6.00.

    They expect waves to arrive around 11:15.

    Hilo sees them first.

  614. All beaches are closed. They are getting all boats out of harbors now.

    We are on the 6th floor. They are telling all Waikiki residents and tourists to be prepared to move to the 3rd floor.

  615. Scott just said to me “I bet there will be surfers”

  616. You know they are taking it seriously when they shut down Ala Moana shopping Center.

  617. Is there sugar in chocolate?

    A lot of low-carbers swear by the really low-sugar chocolates as dessert. Stuff like this. I don’t bother, I don’t actually like chocolate candy (I prefer cookies and brownies), so I cannot attest to the goodness or badness.

  618. “Scott just said to me “I bet there will be surfers””

    Yes, and the stories of how lifeguards risked their lives to rescue them will tick everyone off.

  619. No one surfing a tsunami deserves rescue. That’s natural selection at work.

  620. What about that one guy that surfed all the way to Gilligan’s Island? That was pretty cool.

  621. Hotspur, he survived, and thus did not need rescue.

  622. Any of you ladies get the newsletters from South Beach Diet? Are they worth it or just inbox clutter?

  623. Good morning, hosers, poseurs, and sand-between-your toesers.

    I hope no one is blogging from jail this morning.

  624. New poat.

    It sucks.

    That is all.


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