Carl Edwards and his abs (he’s my favorite driver and by driver I mean driver, you filthy animals):
Of course, a ginger for Carin, Mr. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.:
Mark Martin is 50. In real life he looks 70 but I searched for a good picture because I know PattyAnn and Lauraw like the “mature” guys.
The next young gentleman is in the “look but don’t touch” category, Joey Logano :
And I’m all about the eyes (well, not ALL about) and this driver has got some nice baby blues. Meet Mr. Kasey Kahne:
Now, I expect all of you to have a wonderful day and to enjoy this post. However, If you don’t, I have one thing to say to you:
SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLES!
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I will take one of each. Thank you.
I’m not one of ‘those people’, but I really like this idea. A lot.
http://tinyurl.com/ykocvxt
I forgot to share some good news…the hubby is back to work! It’s a temp job, but could turn into something permanent (I won’t hold my breath though knowing this company). Better than unemployment checks and a poke in the eye!
With that, I now must get my boys up, fed, and driven to school. Have a good morning all!
[Very good job on HHD Mare!]
Congrats to Mr Cyn!
Obama is our savior!
Well done Mare! Nice ginger :)
congrats Cyn
Excellent work. Kasey Kahne is a babe.
Yea me. I’m reading “Jane Eyre” to my kids … and I found it on CD at the library the other day.
…and hooray Cyn! Great to hear some good news.
MMmmmmmmm……… niiiiice……
What?
I mean Mr.Cyn getting a job! What did you think I was talking about?
heh heh heh. I can kill this thread in 10 comments or less……
Congrats on the job thingy cyn.
And WHO THE HELL GAVE THIS POST A THUMBS DOWN?!?!?!?!?
And WHO THE HELL GAVE THIS POST A THUMBS DOWN?!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL??!?!? Git the hell offa this dead thread, you freak!
*smack
We’re here, Wiser. We’re “concentrating” on the HHs.
We’re “concentrating” on the HHs.
Ah.
Well, have fun and don’t strain your wrists.
Congrats on the job thing Cyn.
ell, have fun and don’t strain your wrists.
Your concern is touching.
WISERBUD!! LOOK OUT!!!! GAAAAHHHHH
http://tinyurl.com/ybmp5j2
Your concern is touching.
I hope his concern is the only thing that is “touching”.
Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
WISERBUD!! LOOK OUT!!!! GAAAAHHHHH
OMG!!! IT’S GOT ME BY THE……awwwwwwwwwww…… it’s purring……. isn’t that cu…
*grkk…..
CARIN! THINK FAST!!!
http://tinyurl.com/nazwvy
Oh, and congratulations for the hubby, Cyn.
Nice looking snacks there, lauraw. I’m afraid their cuteness quotient would not even phase the cattle dogs. Although the youngest might actually see if they want to play before trying to eat them.
Tripped over my cat last night. After that he starts pooping and vomiting, so I panic and take him to the emergency vet. They give him some meds for his nausea, x-ray him (he had some gas built up in his intestine, but no internal bleeding) and send me home with an opioid and an antibiotic just in case. The mentioned that the opioid had to be given under the tongue, and showed me the syringe, but I didn’t notice that it was a hypodermic, I thought it just had to get squirted into his mouth.
How the hell am I supposed to hold the cat and inject drugs under his tongue? He’s a 22 lb monster and I’m more likely to slip and hurt him than I am to ease any pain. WTH were they thinking?
My cattle dog will try to make buddies with anything that does not run away. This is why a tiny white kitten smaller than his head kicked his ass all up and down our yard while he shrieked like a bitch, and why he’s been sprayed by skunks five times.
But anything that runs away, is toast.
Hey, let’s do the Time Warp again.
http://tinyurl.com/6ayewk
Laura, here’s a present from central Texas!
http://tinyurl.com/ykr3b8f
This poat makes my vagina want to start dipping Copenhagen.
Again.
Crap. Lauraw’s tossing kitties around this morning.
Oscar likes to chase the cats.
Zelda lurves ’em. If one is at the door and wants to come in, she’ll whine at the door for ’em until we let them in.
Good luck giving that cat a shot … UNDER its TONGUE.
[goes and gets band-aids, antibiotic, packs car, and prepares to drive to Leon’s.]
Leon, how about calling the vet and doublechecking. Maybe you should remove the needle and squirt the stuff under his tongue?
Mr. Dave in Texas, how much snow did you guys end up getting?
Or if his pain seems lessened, I wouldn’t even bother.
5 inches of the white stuff.. melting off now. Pretty crazy, there’s talk of more next week. It’ll get up to 45 today.
MARE, what think you of this? Little Barry plans on signing it as if it is his business, the f*ckwad lying scum of his field of study.
http://blog.heritage.org/2010/02/23/a-separate-race-based-government-for-native-hawaiians/
Leon, how about calling the vet and doublechecking. Maybe you should remove the needle and squirt the stuff under his tongue?
That might be the case, it might be that the needle’s just there to draw the drug from the little vials it came in. I’ll call.
Hostage Community Theater starring Leon:
Hold cat and force it’s mouth open.
Put down cat, get box of bandaids
Get leather gloves.
Chase cat through house until cornered in kitchen.
Hold cat and force mouth open.
Stab cat under tongue.
Put cat down.
Watch him run away.
Cat will never let you get near him again.
fin
Hotspur, that’s exactly what I wanted to avoid. The instructions say “under tongue or in cheek pouch”, which makes more sense if it’s squirted rather than injected. I’m glad I held off. He took the squirting okay, now he gets to spend the day bombed on opium.
porknbsbsbsbsbs, even many native Hawaiian don’t like this flaming pile of crap. I don’t like the idea of “two America’s” if you’ll pardon the expression. Much like the idiotic situation with Indians, we will no doubt have separate laws for different “peoples.”
I would respect (not agree) a complete separation from the US more than this.
I strongly believe all Americans should operate under the same laws. We don’t, not with the Indian deal and I think this opens the door wider for more of that.
If Hawaii wanted Territory status and was willing to give up their senators and congressmen, I’d be fine with them having stupid laws for themselves and never having my tourist dollars.
Hostage Community Theater starring Leon:
Scene 2:
Cat pees in leon’s mouth while he sleeps.
If I’d done what I thought I had to do, I’d deserve it.
Who are the a-holes that gave this 4 thumbs down?
It better be all men.
Dave won’t link the Hostages today because HHD is on the “low” gay side today.
Critters are a lot easier to track when there’s snow on the ground.
mare, you’re gonna need to seriously gay this thing up before I link it. I’m just trying to maintain y’all’s reputation is all.
Who are the a-holes that gave this 4 thumbs down?
It better be all men.
Make that five.
Make that five.
I hadn’t commented. I was going to give it a thumbs up until Mare had her li’l hissyfit aboot it.
She’s cute when she hissys, so I sought to continue it.
“until Mare had her li’l hissyfit aboot it.”
hahahahahahaha…..Damn it!
NSFW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FG7RkebL5Y
LOL the thumbs are now disabled.
Awww…poor Mare. Come over here.
LOL the thumbs are now disabled.
BOOOOOOOO!
What is this, the Daily Kos???
I was about to give this post sixteen thumbs up, but now I can’t because somebody didn’t take her Pamprin today.
Laura – I took my Pamprin! Now, STFU and make me a turkey and avocado sammich w/ mayo!
Midol was the first over the counter ibuprofin.
I always thought they should have made a chocolate Midol.
I was going to make you a turkey and avocado sammich with mayo but I can’t because you got high last night and ate the entire loaf of bread with peanut butter and chocolate syrup.
Mmmmm! Peanut butter and chocolate syrup!
I was going to invent chocolate Midol but couldn’t because you didn’t think of it for me until just now.
Mmmmm! Peanut butter and chocolate syrup!
I know! That’s what you said all last night you freaky old stoner.
Meh, I’m back to work today.
Can’t really complain as we’re trying to pay off our debt, Dave Ramsey/father-n-law-style, but it ain’t happening quick enough when you combine it with fear of the jackhole Barry’s economy. Gotta a little over a year on the car and end-not-in-sight for the house.
*wonders if FiL would want to become our banker*
That’s what you said all last night you freaky old stoner
Hey, is Chief who Rush was talking about yesterday? Old baby boomers sitting around smoking dope?
Laura – Put this on a loop for the rest of the day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJqhScdbo8I
Beasn – I gots the glaucoma!
>> because you didn’t think of it for me until just now.
I’m always thinking about important shit like that.
Chocolate Midol should be a very hard chocolate caramel that requires a lot of chewing and sticks to the teeth, making it unsightly to talk for a while.
The pain I can deal with; I find that most of all I need help gluing my jaws together and not speaking on those days.
MSN headlines least likely to make me click through – Part 1:
Video: Simpson to blast Mayer on ‘Oprah’?
The pain I can deal with; I find that most of all I need help gluing my jaws together and not speaking on those days.
I dun’t get no pain. I’ve heard – and its pretty much true for me – that the more toned your abdominal muscles are the less cramping you feel. I’ve been hitting the abs hard for the last while (5 babies, one section, and the kidney donation did their damage) and I’ve haven’t had any cramps in a long time.
Now … I put just about everything in my mouth pre-and during those days.***
(*** this low-hanging fruit left to my hostage friends ’cause I’m just that kind of gal)
Sticky candy = bad for teeth. Do not want.
I put just about everything in my mouth pre-and during those days
And you still had all those kids? Your husband must have been one happy dude.
*updates calendar with orange and red markers
I find that most of all I need help gluing my jaws together and not speaking on those days
And this would be different from the rest of the days how?
Seems like you’d get addicted to chocolate midol pretty easy.
Like Advil. If I am only supposed to take two of them, why did the cover them with a delicious candy coating? I will eat twelve because they are so tasty, I cannot help myself.
/mitchhedberg
I DID NOT DISABLE THE THUMBS DOWN AND EVERYONE HERE SHOULD KNOW THAT I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT IF I WANTED TO!!!!!
AND FOR THE RECORD, SOMEONE IS MESSING WITH ME BECAUSE I DID NOT INCLUDE “BEEFCAKE” AS ONE OF THE CATEGORIES!!!
(Can I stop shouting now?)
Yes mare, you can stop shouting. The flush on your face and upper chest is sufficient for now.
Oh, good.
I DID NOT DISABLE THE THUMBS DOWN
They look enabled to me. Why are you lying to us?
*shocked stare at mare*
I will eat twelve because they are so tasty, I cannot help myself.
Well, that explains a lot!
Did you find the Elmer’s Glue tasty when you were a kid, too?
*shocked stare at mare*
hahahahahaahaha
I’m okay now.
Dave won’t link the Hostages today because HHD is on the “low” gay side today..
HAHAHAHAHA!
mare realizes how difficult it is to post at the hostages and why no one wants to put up a new post and is content to wade through 4.567 comments.
PJM – Yeah, your rationalization for your lack of content has me convinced of the difficulty of posting content that nobody here reads. /sarc
That’s the point. I WANT you to click on my videos when I post
*sniff
And no one does it SO SCREW YA!!
for the record mare, someone HAS screwed with your post. If they’d like to out themselves, that’s up to them, however, you can always go to your post in the dashboard and scroll ALL the way down to the bottom where you see “post revisions” and you’ll see who the culprit is.
I didn’t do it. I’m not logged in, and even if I did, drugged cat seems okay so I’m headed to the office and thus fear no reprisal.
PJM, xbrad helped me lasst night while my text/pictures were not lining up correctly. Also, xbrad doesn’t get up until 12:00pm.
well, that means you put “beefcake” in
unless he put it in last night…………we all know how he likes his beefcake
I have never used that word and didn’t think it was funny. So, I don’t know what happened. You may be right, xbrad might have added it when he aligned the text.
It’s also possible to have accidentally clicked it when you hit beauty personified. I’ve accidentally clicked ones before that I hadn’t intended to use.
anyhoo, it’s a great post! You did well
Wasn’t me. I aligned the pics, I scheduled the poat. That’s all.
Mare, you don’t even know what the hell you did in your 50 revisions, how do you know you didn’t add beefcake?
I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION!
It’s more fun to blame you b-rad.
I think xbrad is setting me up in some kind of “whitewater” fashion. I will not go down quietly…….shut your fat whore mouths.
mucho fun-o
man, the internetwebtubes have been a dud lately.
kinda good. been getting crap done
Mare, next time you ask me to help on HHD, I’m gonna replace all the pics with busty asian chicks.
man, the internetwebtubes have been a dud lately.
Ain’t that the truth. But I have very little motivation today.
sigh.
Knoller is watching Obama so you don’t have to.
*spit take*
WHAAAAA????
Ok that’s it. I’m gonna listen to some opera. Followed up with some prog metal.
Who needs you folks?
By “ardent” he means, “not at all.”
He also means, after sitting at the feet of Marshal and Ayers, “I, in fact, hate capitalists and the free market system.”
(I’m cleaning like a madman. I’m kind of nervous about this inspection. Not that anything is wrong, more like I’m hoping the buyers like it as much as they did the first time they saw it.)
You. Need. Me.
“You. Need. Me.”
Yes. I. Do.
I mean, who else is gonna kill spiders for you?
“I mean, who else is gonna kill spiders for you?”
Amen to that.
Add cockroaches too.
I saw a publication at a newstand…can’t remember which one, however it was today, and the headline was, “Is It Romney’s Time?”
That and his endorsement of John McCain leads me to believe that deals have been made.
Pisses. Me. Off.
Add cockroaches too.
YOYO.
Anyone listening to Rush? He has all the soundbites of Democrats bad talking Reconciliation from the Bush years.
There’s a pretty funny topic going on Twitter now:
http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23Obama2012Slogan
Anyone listening to Rush? He has all the soundbites of Democrats bad talking Reconciliation from the Bush years.
Yeah, I heard some of that on the way back from a meeting. Wonder why the MSM isn’t reporting it.
I wanna kill. I wanna eat dead burnt babies and kill!
MCPO, what happened?
Mare- Just quoting Arlo Guthrie. . . mostly out of boredom.
[backs away slowly from the blog]
hey chief. what’s up?
Carin – No golf today. Rain forecast and Herself had an agenda for the day.
Oh, okay, now I won’t need to get a counselor for you.
Mare, what’s wrong with eating dead burnt babies?
It’s not like he’s eating live babies.
**looks at Wiser**
Every time I see Mark Knoller’s name I think “the lead guitarist from Dire Straights is a conservative watchdog”?
But then I’m kind of a git.
**looks up “git” in the dictionary**
**Sees picture of Dave**
Yep.
DiT – He’s a Sultan, a Sultan of swing.
“But then I’m kind of a git.”
I love that expression. Black Adder always used it.
Girl you look so pretty to me
Like you always did
Kinda like a Spanish city
When we were kids.
sup asshats?
Nuttin’ douche nozzle!
I want one of you people to come over to my house and shovel my driveway for me. PRONTO!
I’m bustin my ass working my ass off.
I refuse to let this economy and Obama bring my business down.
I have seen a few positive signs.
It’s amazing how rolling up your sleeves and putting some hard work into a job can bring about results.
I’m bustin my ass working my ass off.
Makes it tough to sit in front of the ‘puter, non?
We are supposed to get over a foot of snow tonight, I ain’t shoveling nobody’s driveway but my own Brewfan.
mcpo,
Wife says I ain’t got much of an ass anyway, so I need to watch it.
Thank God I got a reasonably sized pecker to balance out my posture.
I watched a criminal minds episode where they discussed a term I can’t remember right now, but it has to do with how we become desensitized to stimulus and have to up our excitement factor to get the same rush we once received. They referred to sociopaths but I decided to see how that works with porn. I gave up porn two weeks ago to see how it turns out.
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/02/24/humpback-mountain/
YUMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great job Mare
You people are no help whatsoever.
*puts on snow boots, grabs shovel*
I was gonna shovel all the snow out of my driveway, except what do you know, it went away by itself!
You people are no help whatsoever.
*takes big swig of beer* *points* You already missed a spot. Dont’ mention it. Happy to help. *writes name in snow*
>> You people are no help whatsoever.
75% of all accidents occur at home. In the snow.
Shit, I have a six foot high snow drift on the side of my driveway.
I only help the little old lady next door and a friend of my wife’s whose husband left her. That’s about it.
What is “snow?”
75% of all accidents occur at home. In the snow.
Yeah. Just look at what happened to Mrs. Brewfan. And I assume you like her at least some of the time. I ain’t getting within fifty feet of you while you’re holding a shovel. And put some pants on, will ya?
I just can’t find shit to blog about.
That never stopped you before.
True, but usually, it’s easy to find some low hanging fruit, like a youtube to steal.
Thanks, Sohos.
Almost done cleaning. It’s 11:36 here, they come at 2:00.
Hey xbrad, read this ten times, getting faster and louder each time: http://tinyurl.com/ygfflxh
17 thumbs down…..hahahahahahahahahahaha
Make that 18, whore.
xbrad,
I have something you can blog about, that is kind of minor.
If you have followed the Olympics, specifically ski jumping. They have mentioned how the mens ski jumpers are not affiliated with the US Ski Team and are doing it on their own dime. The reason for that is the US ski team decided to pull funding for mens ski jumping and put it into womens ski jumping, a sport that has not been accepted as an Olympic sport. The woman who spearheaded this clusterfuck is the former liberal/feminist mayor of SLC Dee Dee Corradini.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deedee_Corradini
She sued the Olympic committee to have them include womens ski jumping and they fought it the entire way because the Womens Team didn’t go through the proper channels. They never really developed the sport, didn’t have the sport as an exhibition sport, and it really isn’t much of a sport when you consider the lack of events that can even lead up to the Olympics.
It was a feminist motivated bullshit job that made it so the mens team had zero dollars to spend on training, traveling, anything.
The media only reports that the men are here on their own dime, but not why.
If you do a little research it is all there.
MARE! Come back! You’re not a filthy whore! Put the French Maid’s costume back on and dust something!
Crap.
19
Did you empty out that tray under the refrigerator Mare?
That’s the first thing I always check on a home inspection.
If it’s dirty, it’s a deal breaker.
Speaking of HHD and ski jumping . . .
http://tinyurl.com/95uvt8
“That’s the first thing I always check on a home inspection.”
Don’t forget the dryer vent hose.
Ooo, good call Scottw.
Also, make sure all the screws on the light-switch face-plates are vertical, and the outlet plates should be horizontal. That’s national electric code.
Don’t forget the dryer vent hose.
And the toilet tanks.
Your books really should be arranged alphabetically.
I would NOT get in the water with them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52o5yV6G7tY
Do the shower faucet knobs point in the same direction or are they out of sync?
I see out of sync knobs and I am out of there.
Don’t forget to face all the furniture south-southwest for that Feng Shwing feel.
I refuse to buy a home if any dust has settled on the top of a lightbulb.
Absolutely distasteful.
Make sure there is no black gunk in your trap drains.
20.
Uni, have you ever read my blog? I could give half a Jolly Pirate donut shit about the Olympics (from a blogging perspective). Hell, I’m too lazy to do my usual Army Olympic Athlete post.
(7 Army or NG members are on the US winter Olympic Team. Damn near all on the bobsled team).
Are all the floor tiles even?
It makes me uncomfortable when some of them are cut and don’t even remotely resemble a square anymore.
{{{SHUDDER}}}
Lock all of your underwear in the trunk of your car if you don’t want them going through it.
xbrad,
I looked at it once.
If the garbage disposal doesn’t smell like fresh lemons, you can forget it sister.
xbrad,
Who the hell is going to break this story then?
The media is covering up a great injustice that was perpetuated on the mens ski jumping team in the name of political correctness.
There’s no….*cough*….black people….*cough* in your neighborhood, are there?
Uni, that came out a little harsher than I meant. I’m just frustrated that I’ve got no inspiration.
And I’m upset that the fireplace wasn’t scrubbed before the house was shown.
Is the fish tank clean?
I won’t buy a house if they won’t let me look through their underwear.
“There’s no….*cough*….black people….*cough* in your neighborhood, are there?”
Just take a look at the school districts test scores.
I keed I keeed
Did you check the gutters? You may have leaf litter up there.
Don’t forget to neatly hang up the whips and remove the stains from that wheel of pain.
True story. Helped a friend move once. When we picked up the bed we uncovered a trove of sex toys and a thong. I didn’t say anything and when we came back into the room the stash was gone, poof, like that.
Funny thing was he and his wife were very religious and acted very innocent and pure.
I dug it.
Is the dishwasher still wet inside? That usually tells me that the sellers just washed their dishes in it, meaning they probably wouldn’t have unless I was coming to view the house.
What else have they just ignored while they lived there?
Dry the inside of the dishwasher.
Nothing spells neglect like unraked insulation in the attic.
Smell the sellers fingers. If they smell like shit then you know they have had their fingers up their asses, if they smell like lemon you know they have been cleaning.
No scented candles! If I spot scented candles I assume they are trying to mask the smell of a dead hooker.
never smell rosettas fingers.
“If I spot scented candles I assume they are trying to mask the smell of a dead hooker.”
Same with Febreze.
Oddly enough, I’ve checked and cleaned all the items you all have listed.
Except I haven’t put our underwear in the trunk yet. Good call. Puka has been awesome during the viewings. She simply sleeps under my bed until the scum are gone.
I’m hoping she doesn’t have to go poo for about 5 hours.
mare, have you had an enema today?
I can’t buy a house from somebody with an untidy rectum.
Turn up the television so they can’t hear the voice in the attic that says “get outtttt”.
That’s almost always a dealbreaker unless you’re an idiot like James Brolin.
“I can’t buy a house from somebody with an untidy rectum.”
Another reason to smell their fingers.
Leave it to lw to turn the conversation “weird.”
“I can’t buy a house from somebody with an untidy rectum.”
Another excellent call. Be right back.
might wanna light a candle in the bathroom.
just sayin.
I told my husband that you’re giving me advice on what to do before the inspection. He’s smart enough to say, “I’m sure it’s all very constructive.” hahahahahahahahaha
might wanna light a candle in the bathroom.
Heh heh. And grab a plunger while you’re at it.
“That’s almost always a dealbreaker unless you’re an idiot like James Brolin.”
hahahahahahaahaha……That’s funny in a couple of ways.
We’re here for you, Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/dnjypj
When they arrive take their picture and tell them it’s for your blog.
A shot of whiskey and a cigarette sound really good right now.
How much can you bench press, scottw?
scottw, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
scottw, do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been to a Turkish bath?
Slightly OT, have you ever been dragged under by a killer whale?
Do you speak Jive?
You know, if you put a hat on Catman in the POL poat, he’d look exactly like that old dude that beat the crap out of the kid on the bus.
You ever hang around gymnasiums?
Back workout complete, dishes in the machine, now to “work from home” for a few hours.
It’s not off topic didn’t u see the killer whale video I posted a little bit ago? Sheesh
No, PJ, I didn’t. I was at lunch, I guess.
Plus, I never click on your links.
Megafauna aren’t pets. How many circus performers have been killed by elephants over the years? Same thing.
“Plus, I never click on your links.”
Ha Ha Ha!
Drive time. It’s been something.
scottw, you got a telegram from headquarters today.
I wish to eat brownies tonight.
*snap!*
Stupid head
I wish to eat brownies tonight.
I wish I could eat them ever. Bad things happen when I do, though.
Here you go, Onenut.
http://tinyurl.com/yeqahpg
Cheers, muthufukkus.
comments I never thought I’d leave on my own blog:
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/is-it-just-me/#comment-4112
What happens Leon?
Compos, you found the only kind of brownie I can still eat.
The “grown woman dressed like a little girl, possibly even in the same size garments” kind, that is.
“Here you go, Onenut.”
Yes, thank you. I wish to eat that type of brownie tonight!
*snap!*
You kill people Leon?
What happens Leon?
I gain a girlish figure and start to menstruate.
“I gain a girlish figure and start to menstruate.”
Nothing wrong with that.
Leon after one brownie: http://tinyurl.com/7xwh7h
Nothing wrong with that.
Tell me that again with a tampon up your crap chute.
Leon after one brownie:
Pretty much. But with less hair.
Heh! http://tinyurl.com/yjoh6ax
I think I am going to print this up and have it framed for when I get old.
“Tell me that again with a tampon up your crap chute.”
Your mangina?
I’m not sure I’d like to contemplate the other orifices that might be used in male menstruation.
I think it is time to celebrate female beauty:
Colombia: http://tinyurl.com/n8xbz7
Mexico: http://tinyurl.com/yc6jnd3
Link fail.
http://tinyurl.com/bj9r9n
ja ja ja I knows ju like to touch dem ja ja ja
Looking to do a little “fiancee visa” dating there, Uniball?
I’m not judging or anything. If I hadn’t met my wife before I turned 30 I had every intention of touring the Philippines.
I don’t think my wife would mind bringing in a second if she looked like that.
comments I never thought I’d leave on my own blog:
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/is-it-just-me/#comment-4112
I have gotten my money’s worth of entertainment out of Dolly, and not just from XBrad.
This man would be popular in prison: http://tinyurl.com/yjv79lx
I don’t think my wife would mind bringing in a second if she looked like that.
I have tacit approval for a second. Mrs. Caruthers thinks we could both use a nice woman to stay at the house, cook, clean, and raise our kids. I’m not sure she’s thought it through to the point where I’m also banging this chick a few nights a week, so I’m not pushing it.
There should be a warning on that.
Scott, all links here have an implied warning.
Leon,
Filipinas are supposed to be great wives.
Many men in Hawaii pick up Filipino wives overseas.
Unfortunately many grow ugly with age.
*Rushes up behind Uni and hits him in the head with a shovel.”
Bad, Uni, bad! Now go to your room …. and no soup for you tonight!!!
Saw this on Drudge, Cuffy covered it back in November.
http://tinyurl.com/yjjco9x
What. The. Fuck.
PJ, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_seaworld_death
Unfortunately many grow ugly with age.
That’s okay, I planned on getting a young one. Plus, I’m gonna get ugly too, and I’m not that much of a hypocrite.
Leon,
You can always get a new one once the old one grows ugly.
Harsh, uniball. Besides, if she can stay slim, I’m good. I can always take my glasses off.
PJ, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_seaworld_death
I wish I had been there when that happened.
I always get ripped off.
PJM,
Makes me want to have a pet Killer Whale to protect my house.
PJ, is that the seaworld equivalent of a NASCAR crash?
If you read about the other guy the Killer Whale killed apparently he snuck into the park and had false identification on him.
One of the whale experts said these things are very smart and have emotions.
You know that whale knew that motherfucker was up to no good, so he killed him.
Scottw, tell me about your father.
That bitch took my Pelican!
PJ, is that the seaworld equivalent of a NASCAR crash?
Will I go to hell faster if I laugh at that?
Will I go to hell faster if I laugh at that?
You might, but you’ll be happier for it.
works for me
“Do NOT fuck with me”….http://tinyurl.com/yzj9cf3
Ok. I’m absolutely BAFFLED as to why they were still working with that whale. HELLO!?!?!?!
I’m thinking the family of the trainer is gonna hook up with some big bucks.
Take the whale up to Alaska, let him go.
Can they do that? Is the whale too comfortable with humans now and will be drawn to them in the hopes of having some fish to eat?
Will they have to kill it?
If so, what does Killer Whale taste like?
If so, what does Killer Whale taste like?
I’m thinking it’s not too tasty, most predators aren’t.
Does the killer whale have a predator?
“Does the killer whale have a predator?”
The Alaskan Sea Monkey.
Pretty sure it’s an apex predator throughout most of its range. Might compete with sharks, but I’m not sure if you class that as predation.
Where’s Tat? She’d know this stuff.
Just triple the admission fee and give the trainers a raise.
“Does the killer whale have a predator?”
The Pacific Sea Goatse http://tinyurl.com/8kfers
Can someone please explain this one to me? I’m lost.
http://failbooking.com/page/7/
man that thing was ugly.
Ok, I await my explanation. Kids have karate now.
HIYA!!!
Y’all have a nice evening.
Spaghetti for dinner. Yum.
Uhoh!
I just received a email from the rescue saying that they are making a Golden Retriever calender as a fundraiser. It costs $5 to enter a picture. I thought 5 pics $25. I cannot pick just 5!
Pretty sure it’s an apex predator throughout most of its range. Might compete with sharks, but I’m not sure if you class that as predation.
Where’s Tat? She’d know this stuff.
Ah Leon, you are in luck. Now what was the question b/c I can’t really be bothered to read much further up.
Just triple the admission fee and give the trainers a raise.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the Internet Comment of the Day™
Evenin’, Hostages. What did I miss today?
Revenge of the sushi.
Evenin’, Hostages. What did I miss today?
Well, so far, I haven’t killed anyone I work for, but I think that day is fast approaching.
When you potential customers have told you repeatedly that you prices are too high, does it make sense to raise them?
Shamu is creating jobs!
“When you potential customers have told you repeatedly that you prices are too high, does it make sense to raise them?”
Absolutely. That sounds like good business sense to me, sir.
“Shamu is creating jobs!”
But has he saved any jobs?
Of course it makes sense, Wiser.
The problem isn’t the product or the price.
It’s the customer. You need better customers.
stoopid fucking liberals.
http://www.slate.com/id/2244902/?GT1=38001
I think I’m gonna feed Sox a dead hippy. That should lessen his environmental impact.
It’s the customer. You need better customers.
No, it’s obviously the salesmen’s fault. They need new salesmen.
And as soon as I can find a way to force them into getting new salesmen, I’m sure that they will succeed beyond my wildest imaginations.
Does it make sense to charge 4 times the cost of a piece of equipment to set up an interface to said piece of equipment, especially when you can resell said interface over and over again, once it’s been developed?
Here is one I want to enter
On the whole pet topic:
http://deceiver.com/2010/02/12/hsus-to-hawk-vegan-dog-food/
But it has trash in it, never mind
Absolutely. That sounds like good business sense to me, sir.
Stupid customers. They should WANT to give us more money. Don’t they want us to stay in business so we can support them?
Shamu is creating jobs!
I imagine PETA is ecstatic with this turn of events.
I imagine PETA is ecstatic with this turn of events.
No, but if it would have eaten her they would have been.
ok who needs a wedgie?
IMO they shouldn’t kill shampu or w/e its name is. This wasn’t an attack from the whales perspective – if so the trainer would be having a Jonah experience. If they do decide to destroy it I would bet they keep it vewy vewy quiet – PETA would have naked people plastered everywhere at the park in protest.
Tat, we were wondering if orcas have a predator, other than Sea World abductions.
“When you potential customers have told you repeatedly that you prices are too high, does it make sense to raise them?”
Customers suck. If it’s possible to charge more and deal with less of them I say yes.
My kids want to boycott Sea World now after they thought about how it would suck to get kidnapped and live in something like a tiny room for the rest of your life
Dave, my sister needs a wedgie. She sent me a message on Facechimp, asking what my home phone number is. We have lived here 13 years.
TIA
Tat, we were wondering if orcas have a predator, other than Sea World abductions.
Nope. Apex predators. Other than people, no natural predators for healthy adults. And the orca in question here Tillikum has killed twice before. One of the accts I read indicated the animals had been restive/ornery earlier in the day. First rule of working with animals, if they’re not “behaving” then you end it.
>> Dave, my sister needs a wedgie.
I just need her phone number.
*going off the grid
Thanks Tat, that’s what I thought I remembered.
IMO, the only reason to work with large animals is to guide them toward the grille.
My kids want to boycott Sea World now after they thought about how it would suck to get kidnapped and live in something like a tiny room for the rest of your life
The flipside of that argument is the mascot idea. These animals raise awareness in the public. Same thing zoos do. In addition, for endangered animals captive populations provide a breeding pool and insurance stock.
I am now aware that a killer whale can, in fact, kill, so my awareness has been raised.
It’s nice to see you so enlightened leon.
killer refers to their taste.
Dog bites 2 people it is put down
Shamu kills 2 people? Free whilly!!!!!
This is a definite
And this one
It’s nice to see you so enlightened leon.
I expect to start levitating and lecturing the Beatles soon.
I am finding a lot of my favorite pics are slightly out of focus. That has cut my count down alot.
Like I have to submit Max
Yeah, but I’d hate to be the whale that gets chosen to be the mascot….. I’d get harpooned
Okay. I have to go (back) to work now. May pop in when I get home from inventory, but probably won’t since I have to meet my boss at 8 am tomorrow. Laters.
Yeah, but I’d hate to be the whale that gets chosen to be the mascot….. I’d get harpooned
Must… resist…. urge…. to…. cross… the…. line….
Night Ember, be well and carry with you all the blessings of Heaven.
Ringo, put your pants back on.
I am finding a lot of my favorite pics are slightly out of focus.
May want to cut over to autofocus after a couple of drinks.
Must… resist…. urge…. to…. cross… the…. line….
PJM=harpooned whale comments are not very enlightened leon.
Customers suck. If it’s possible to charge more and deal with less of them I say yes.
That’s a great idea, as long as you have clients willing to buy your product in the first place. If your product is considered a non-essential luxury at a time when the checkbooks are slamming closed, raising prices may not be the best strategy.
Can we shift our official mascot from Knut to Shamu now?
Huh.
Did you know that there is a radical difference between “Shear Genius” and “Real Genius?”
It’s true!
My boss did not call me tonight. 5 days off? In a row? That sucks!
This is in focus
Andy it is on all the time, I cannot focus as fast as my camera.
But the camera however better than me it is is still weak.
If it had focus helps in the viewfinder like my old 35mm did I could over ride it, but it does not and I am blind as a bat, so Meh.
Wiserbud, I have a scar on my elbow that my lawyers want to discuss with you.
Were you holding my Zippo?
PJM=harpooned whale comments are not very enlightened leon.
Does it help that I was trying to think of some way to turn it into an incredibly lewd come-on?
Hahahaha, no.
Apparently it is extremely difficult to find a dark green performance T in a big enough size to fit.
BTW, PJ, I’m reading a neat article about raw milk legality across the states.
Who wants to go critter huntin’ in DC?
Critter as in congress critter, or critter as in actual, interesting, member of Animalia?
This is mostly in focus, titled
I keep telling him he is not a ballerina
‘Ello, guvners.
SeaWorld is hiring Vmax.
It is 2 hours away Scottw. But if the pay is right I will roll that way.
Evening Sean, how’s your part of the world today?
“That’s a great idea, as long as you have clients willing to buy your product in the first place.”
Desperate times = desperate measures. The other option is to give the product away and make up for lost revenue with volume. It’s not easy.
Not bad, leon. Had contractors over to get the asbestos out of the moldy wall today. More contractors coming tomorrow to start abating the mold. Hopefully, this whole clusterfuck will be over soon.
The other option is to give the product away and make up for lost revenue with volume.
We’re talking software. Sunk costs and all that. Plus we get to charge more clients support fees if we have more clients.
IMO, now’s the time to do a land grab, so that we can increase revenue from support fees. Then, when the economy turns around, we have a huge base from which to a) draw on as references and b) upsell additional products.
‘coourse, I’m just an idiot. Obviously, there are much smarter people than me running my company.
Into the ground.
Were you holding my Zippo?
Define “Zippo.”
Hey, wiser, have you set your boss on fire lately?
“Zippo”
Wasn’t he one of the Marxists Brothers?
IMO, now’s the time to do a land grab, so that we can increase revenue from support fees.
Sounds like the SAP business model.
Hey, wiser, have you set your boss on fire lately?
Nah, but I am getting closer and closer to banging his girlfriend and posting the video on youtube.
That way, when he shoots me, I can sue them and never have to work again.
Wiser, does your competition charge the same price (roughly) as you folks or more?
Ummmm … Cuffy …
http://biggovernment.com/fgaffney/2010/02/24/can-this-possibly-be-true-new-obama-missile-defense-logo-includes-a-crescent/
Wiser, does your competition charge the same price (roughly) as you folks or more?
Same or more. But they basically own the market. We are a small upstart competitor attempting to steal their customers.
Of course, they are more than willing to cut their prices, just to keep us from making sales. And they can afford it.
While I can pretty much overcome a price war, it’s difficult when I scare people off with my first quote.
Sounds like you guys need to go in on-the-cheap and, as you suggest, make up for it with the support end.
They should give you a raise.
>> Define “Zippo.”
nevermind. The answer is yes.
I bid 2 jobs on Monday. $5k on the first one and $4k on the next.
I am still sitting at home. That sucks. I might get the $4k one this week, if they hurry up!
Some dude came in and ordered a black cake – RACIST!! – for his only female coworker as she turns 50. Black borders, black roses, black base iced, chocolate cake. They want to rub her face in it – figuratively.
I told him that he must not want to live very long.
My favorite example of a neat business model is the Otis Elevator company.
The elevators are free, really. They make all their money on total lock-in support contracts. They give away elevators and sell elevator insurance. If the elevator needs no maintenance, their profit margin goes up.
Main problem my bosses have is that they act like it’s 1997, the economy is roaring, our market is expanding at approx. 20% a year, and people are still kind of computer illiterate.
None of these factors is true anymore. And they can’t understand why we are not partying like it’s 1999.
I do not say I’m a genius, but I do recognize that things have changed.
My tummy is upset.
Every damn time I order the chicken fried steak, I get an upset tummy.
But it’s so damn good, I keep ordering it.
the black roses actually looked pretty. I laugh at the thought of it getting all over them.
Maybe you are lactose intolerant xbrad. Or grease intolerant. Adjust for both.
Ummmm … Cuffy …
http://biggovernment.com/fgaffney/2010/02/24/can-this-possibly-be-true-new-obama-missile-defense-logo-includes-a-crescent/
Someone (PJM?) noted earlier today that Cuffy noticed that back in November. And the whole crescent thing (OMG ISLAM!!!) seems a little overblown to me.
>> The elevators are free, really
Printers.
Consumables.
I’ve always had a pretty high tolerance for lactose and grease.
But in this case, it’s a hell of a lot of grease. CFS, greasy hash browns, greasy scrambled eggs. Hell, even the toast is kinda greasy.
I’m pretty sure the chicken fried steak is one of those few meals that every diet guru of every persuasion would shake their heads in disgust at, but man are they good.
Printers.
Consumables.
No shit. The cost of upgrading to the latest and greatest inkjet is negligible if you do it right when your old one runs out of ink.
The last two computers I bought both came with a free printer. Whether I wanted it or not.
I lurves chicken fried steak leon.
Nice talking past yous alls.
Time to call it a night.
Printers.
Consumables.
WHAT??!?!??!!??!
Mr. McGuire was WRONG!!!
I got my current Canon printer with Coke reward points.
I wonder why they are so willing to give them away?
d’uh.
This is just full of win. Especially if you’ve read The Smartest Guys in the Room or Conspiracy of Fools.
http://climateaudit.org/2010/02/24/rob-bradley-climategate-from-an-enron-perspective/
G’nite Vmax, kiss your pup for me.
Good doggie.
http://tinyurl.com/yf43enp
G’nite Beasn, Zeke kisses you back.
G’nite Vmax, kiss your pup for me.
Is Vmax double jointed in the spine? When did we discuss this and how did I miss it?
Oh wait…….VMax is the one who owns actual dogs….ok. I thought that was some kind of………..never mind.
I may not always say it, but I always lurves me some pics from Vmax! Sweet Dreams!
Zeke is a very photogenic dog.
But I lurves Bear as well.
This commercial pisses me the fuck off.
How dare you change the words? Will.I.Am. is a douchebag extrordinaire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCU362au8c
The Black Eyed Peas have annoyed me greatly since I first saw them . I see no reason to revisit my decision to dislike them.
Good doggie. http://tinyurl.com/yf43enp
Good job to retire from.
That’s true, Romy. I hadn’t really thought of it that way.
IIRC, most US war dogs don’t have a happy ending.
why do they call a bobsled crash a “crash?”
The idiot announcers get all dramatic about them. With all the safety gear they have, it sounds really idiotic to hear them go apeshit about the “crashes” when the skeleton and luge riders are the ones who can get serioulsy hurt when they lose it.
Couldn’t really call it fender bender, could they, wiser?
plus, with all the technology involved, all they need to do is basically hold on. Is this really a sport?
Since its introduction it has also been presented to 32 World War II messenger pigeons, three horses and one cat.
Mare, you and Sox shouldn’t be so damned shy. If you got it, flaunt it.
And WTF is this shit with pigeons getting medals?
Now that you mention it, I’m awfully curious about the cat.
Pigeons, I understand. They were used as messengers.
I wonder how they decided which pigeons were most heroic. Did the ones that didn’t shit all over their handlers while they were trying to get the message out of the little holster win a medal and the others not?
Is a pigeon winning a medal for not shitting itself the equivalent of Obama getting a Nobel for not being Bush?
Where’s TI? She knows all things animal.
Damn, I missed the whole whale conversation, but I just saw the story on the news.
Ya know, maybe the fact that the thing is called a “Killer Whale” might have been the first clue.
* shakes fist at sky *
DIIIISNNNNEEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Technique needs a little work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6fJMSSl7U
One of the German bobsledders was ejected out of the bobsled when it was going 85 mph.
Do. Not. Want.
Did any of the womens bobsledders split their spandex yet?
Where the hell is everyone? Someone bring me some funneh!!!
Someone bring me some funneh!!!
You’d just use it for a few days and then lose it.
Hang on, I got something for a new header.
Trust me, Andy, when I’m done with it, you won’t want it back.
Okay, how’s that?
Hahahaha. That’s good RC.
I saw it and immediately thought “hostage”.
A little ‘splodey and shooty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP-_cVgKSG0
Interesting. Germany Ju-87 armed with twin 37mm cannon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYzfyG4SgU
A little ’splodey and shooty.
Reminds me of this TV show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKaAWXfi370
I always loved that they spliced in real gun camera footage.
John Larroquette was on Black Sheep? Guess I’d forgotten that.
**kicks tired old poat**
I’m tired of trying to keep this poat alive. Where the fuck is everyone? I understand Rosie off some weird place, but where are all the other fuxstix?
awesome new nostalgic poat availble now.
LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!