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HHD NASCAR EDITION

Carl Edwards and his abs (he’s my favorite driver and by driver I mean driver, you filthy animals):

Of course, a ginger for Carin, Mr. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.:

Mark Martin is 50. In real life he looks 70 but I searched for a good picture because I know PattyAnn and Lauraw like the “mature” guys.

The next young gentleman is in the “look but don’t touch” category, Joey Logano :

And I’m all about the eyes (well, not ALL about) and this driver has got some nice baby blues. Meet Mr. Kasey Kahne:

Now, I expect all of you to have a wonderful day and to enjoy this post. However, If you don’t, I have one thing to say to you:

SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLES!

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February 24, 2010
Categories: Beauty Personified, beefcake, Blue Man Group, Things that really matter, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: mare

383 Comments

  1. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 8:57 am

    I will take one of each. Thank you.

  2. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 9:01 am

    I’m not one of ‘those people’, but I really like this idea. A lot.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykocvxt

  3. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 9:08 am

    I forgot to share some good news…the hubby is back to work! It’s a temp job, but could turn into something permanent (I won’t hold my breath though knowing this company). Better than unemployment checks and a poke in the eye!

    With that, I now must get my boys up, fed, and driven to school. Have a good morning all!

    [Very good job on HHD Mare!]

  4. Comment by car in on February 24, 2010 9:18 am

    Congrats to Mr Cyn!

    Obama is our savior!

  5. Comment by car in on February 24, 2010 9:19 am

    Well done Mare! Nice ginger 🙂

  6. Comment by Eddie The Bear on February 24, 2010 9:21 am

    congrats Cyn

  7. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 9:25 am

    Excellent work. Kasey Kahne is a babe.

  8. Comment by car in on February 24, 2010 9:25 am

    Yea me. I’m reading “Jane Eyre” to my kids … and I found it on CD at the library the other day.

  9. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 9:26 am

    …and hooray Cyn! Great to hear some good news.

  10. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:29 am

    MMmmmmmmm……… niiiiice……

    What?

    I mean Mr.Cyn getting a job! What did you think I was talking about?

  11. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:42 am

    heh heh heh. I can kill this thread in 10 comments or less……

  12. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 9:43 am

    Congrats on the job thingy cyn.

    And WHO THE HELL GAVE THIS POST A THUMBS DOWN?!?!?!?!?

  13. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:44 am

    And WHO THE HELL GAVE THIS POST A THUMBS DOWN?!?!?!?!?

    WHAT THE HELL??!?!? Git the hell offa this dead thread, you freak!

    *smack

  14. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 9:47 am

    We’re here, Wiser. We’re “concentrating” on the HHs.

  15. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:49 am

    We’re “concentrating” on the HHs.

    Ah.

    Well, have fun and don’t strain your wrists.

  16. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 9:56 am

    Congrats on the job thing Cyn.

  17. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 10:00 am

    ell, have fun and don’t strain your wrists.

    Your concern is touching.

  18. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 10:06 am

    WISERBUD!! LOOK OUT!!!! GAAAAHHHHH

    http://tinyurl.com/ybmp5j2

  19. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 10:08 am

    Your concern is touching.

    I hope his concern is the only thing that is “touching”.

    Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!

  20. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 10:10 am

    WISERBUD!! LOOK OUT!!!! GAAAAHHHHH

    OMG!!! IT’S GOT ME BY THE……awwwwwwwwwww…… it’s purring……. isn’t that cu…

    *grkk…..

  21. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 10:10 am

    CARIN! THINK FAST!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/nazwvy

  22. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 10:11 am

    Oh, and congratulations for the hubby, Cyn.

  23. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 10:14 am

    Nice looking snacks there, lauraw. I’m afraid their cuteness quotient would not even phase the cattle dogs. Although the youngest might actually see if they want to play before trying to eat them.

  24. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 10:17 am

    Tripped over my cat last night. After that he starts pooping and vomiting, so I panic and take him to the emergency vet. They give him some meds for his nausea, x-ray him (he had some gas built up in his intestine, but no internal bleeding) and send me home with an opioid and an antibiotic just in case. The mentioned that the opioid had to be given under the tongue, and showed me the syringe, but I didn’t notice that it was a hypodermic, I thought it just had to get squirted into his mouth.

    How the hell am I supposed to hold the cat and inject drugs under his tongue? He’s a 22 lb monster and I’m more likely to slip and hurt him than I am to ease any pain. WTH were they thinking?

  25. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 10:17 am

    My cattle dog will try to make buddies with anything that does not run away. This is why a tiny white kitten smaller than his head kicked his ass all up and down our yard while he shrieked like a bitch, and why he’s been sprayed by skunks five times.

    But anything that runs away, is toast.

    Hey, let’s do the Time Warp again.

    http://tinyurl.com/6ayewk

  26. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 10:20 am

    Laura, here’s a present from central Texas!

    http://tinyurl.com/ykr3b8f

  27. Comment by pendejo grande on February 24, 2010 10:21 am

    This poat makes my vagina want to start dipping Copenhagen.

    Again.

  28. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 10:22 am

    Crap. Lauraw’s tossing kitties around this morning.

  29. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 10:23 am

    Oscar likes to chase the cats.

    Zelda lurves ’em. If one is at the door and wants to come in, she’ll whine at the door for ’em until we let them in.

  30. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 10:25 am

    Good luck giving that cat a shot … UNDER its TONGUE.

    [goes and gets band-aids, antibiotic, packs car, and prepares to drive to Leon’s.]

  31. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 10:26 am

    Leon, how about calling the vet and doublechecking. Maybe you should remove the needle and squirt the stuff under his tongue?

  32. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 10:26 am

    Mr. Dave in Texas, how much snow did you guys end up getting?

  33. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 10:27 am

    Or if his pain seems lessened, I wouldn’t even bother.

  34. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 10:28 am

    5 inches of the white stuff.. melting off now. Pretty crazy, there’s talk of more next week. It’ll get up to 45 today.

  35. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 10:28 am

    MARE, what think you of this? Little Barry plans on signing it as if it is his business, the f*ckwad lying scum of his field of study.

    http://blog.heritage.org/2010/02/23/a-separate-race-based-government-for-native-hawaiians/

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 10:30 am

    Leon, how about calling the vet and doublechecking. Maybe you should remove the needle and squirt the stuff under his tongue?

    That might be the case, it might be that the needle’s just there to draw the drug from the little vials it came in. I’ll call.

  37. Comment by Hotspur on February 24, 2010 10:38 am

    Hostage Community Theater starring Leon:

    Hold cat and force it’s mouth open.

    Put down cat, get box of bandaids

    Get leather gloves.

    Chase cat through house until cornered in kitchen.

    Hold cat and force mouth open.

    Stab cat under tongue.

    Put cat down.

    Watch him run away.

    Cat will never let you get near him again.

    fin

  38. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 10:42 am

    Hotspur, that’s exactly what I wanted to avoid. The instructions say “under tongue or in cheek pouch”, which makes more sense if it’s squirted rather than injected. I’m glad I held off. He took the squirting okay, now he gets to spend the day bombed on opium.

  39. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 10:43 am

    porknbsbsbsbsbs, even many native Hawaiian don’t like this flaming pile of crap. I don’t like the idea of “two America’s” if you’ll pardon the expression. Much like the idiotic situation with Indians, we will no doubt have separate laws for different “peoples.”

    I would respect (not agree) a complete separation from the US more than this.

    I strongly believe all Americans should operate under the same laws. We don’t, not with the Indian deal and I think this opens the door wider for more of that.

  40. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 10:47 am

    If Hawaii wanted Territory status and was willing to give up their senators and congressmen, I’d be fine with them having stupid laws for themselves and never having my tourist dollars.

  41. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 10:49 am

    Hostage Community Theater starring Leon:

    Scene 2:

    Cat pees in leon’s mouth while he sleeps.

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 10:50 am

    If I’d done what I thought I had to do, I’d deserve it.

  43. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 10:51 am

    Who are the a-holes that gave this 4 thumbs down?

    It better be all men.

  44. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 10:53 am

    Dave won’t link the Hostages today because HHD is on the “low” gay side today.

  45. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 10:57 am

    Critters are a lot easier to track when there’s snow on the ground.

  46. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 10:59 am

    mare, you’re gonna need to seriously gay this thing up before I link it. I’m just trying to maintain y’all’s reputation is all.

  47. Comment by Hotspur on February 24, 2010 11:04 am

    Who are the a-holes that gave this 4 thumbs down?

    It better be all men.

    Make that five.

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 11:09 am

    Make that five.

    I hadn’t commented. I was going to give it a thumbs up until Mare had her li’l hissyfit aboot it.

    She’s cute when she hissys, so I sought to continue it.

  49. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 11:12 am

    “until Mare had her li’l hissyfit aboot it.”

    hahahahahahaha…..Damn it!

  50. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 11:12 am

    NSFW!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FG7RkebL5Y

  51. Comment by Hotspur on February 24, 2010 11:12 am

    LOL the thumbs are now disabled.

    Awww…poor Mare. Come over here.

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 11:15 am

    LOL the thumbs are now disabled.

    BOOOOOOOO!

    What is this, the Daily Kos???

  53. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 11:18 am

    I was about to give this post sixteen thumbs up, but now I can’t because somebody didn’t take her Pamprin today.

  54. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 11:19 am

    Laura – I took my Pamprin! Now, STFU and make me a turkey and avocado sammich w/ mayo!

  55. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 11:23 am

    Midol was the first over the counter ibuprofin.

    I always thought they should have made a chocolate Midol.

  56. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 11:24 am

    I was going to make you a turkey and avocado sammich with mayo but I can’t because you got high last night and ate the entire loaf of bread with peanut butter and chocolate syrup.

  57. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 11:24 am

    Mmmmm! Peanut butter and chocolate syrup!

  58. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 11:25 am

    I was going to invent chocolate Midol but couldn’t because you didn’t think of it for me until just now.

  59. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 11:28 am

    Mmmmm! Peanut butter and chocolate syrup!

    I know! That’s what you said all last night you freaky old stoner.

  60. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 11:29 am

    Meh, I’m back to work today.

    Can’t really complain as we’re trying to pay off our debt, Dave Ramsey/father-n-law-style, but it ain’t happening quick enough when you combine it with fear of the jackhole Barry’s economy. Gotta a little over a year on the car and end-not-in-sight for the house.

    *wonders if FiL would want to become our banker*

  61. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 11:30 am

    That’s what you said all last night you freaky old stoner

    Hey, is Chief who Rush was talking about yesterday? Old baby boomers sitting around smoking dope?

  62. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 11:31 am

    Laura – Put this on a loop for the rest of the day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJqhScdbo8I

  63. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 11:32 am

    Beasn – I gots the glaucoma!

  64. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 11:35 am

    >> because you didn’t think of it for me until just now.

    I’m always thinking about important shit like that.

  65. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 11:40 am

    Chocolate Midol should be a very hard chocolate caramel that requires a lot of chewing and sticks to the teeth, making it unsightly to talk for a while.

    The pain I can deal with; I find that most of all I need help gluing my jaws together and not speaking on those days.

  66. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 11:44 am

    MSN headlines least likely to make me click through – Part 1:

    Video: Simpson to blast Mayer on ‘Oprah’?

  67. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 11:45 am

    The pain I can deal with; I find that most of all I need help gluing my jaws together and not speaking on those days.

    I dun’t get no pain. I’ve heard – and its pretty much true for me – that the more toned your abdominal muscles are the less cramping you feel. I’ve been hitting the abs hard for the last while (5 babies, one section, and the kidney donation did their damage) and I’ve haven’t had any cramps in a long time.

    Now … I put just about everything in my mouth pre-and during those days.***

    (*** this low-hanging fruit left to my hostage friends ’cause I’m just that kind of gal)

  68. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 11:46 am

    Sticky candy = bad for teeth. Do not want.

  69. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 12:01 pm

    I put just about everything in my mouth pre-and during those days

    And you still had all those kids? Your husband must have been one happy dude.

  70. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 12:02 pm

    *updates calendar with orange and red markers

  71. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 12:06 pm

    I find that most of all I need help gluing my jaws together and not speaking on those days

    And this would be different from the rest of the days how?

    Seems like you’d get addicted to chocolate midol pretty easy.

  72. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 12:16 pm

    Like Advil. If I am only supposed to take two of them, why did the cover them with a delicious candy coating? I will eat twelve because they are so tasty, I cannot help myself.

    /mitchhedberg

  73. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 12:17 pm

    I DID NOT DISABLE THE THUMBS DOWN AND EVERYONE HERE SHOULD KNOW THAT I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT IF I WANTED TO!!!!!

  74. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 12:19 pm

    AND FOR THE RECORD, SOMEONE IS MESSING WITH ME BECAUSE I DID NOT INCLUDE “BEEFCAKE” AS ONE OF THE CATEGORIES!!!

    (Can I stop shouting now?)

  75. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 12:23 pm

    Yes mare, you can stop shouting. The flush on your face and upper chest is sufficient for now.

  76. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 12:25 pm

    Oh, good.

  77. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 12:27 pm

    I DID NOT DISABLE THE THUMBS DOWN

    They look enabled to me. Why are you lying to us?

  78. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 12:28 pm

    *shocked stare at mare*

  79. Comment by agile_dog on February 24, 2010 12:30 pm

    I will eat twelve because they are so tasty, I cannot help myself.

    Well, that explains a lot!

    Did you find the Elmer’s Glue tasty when you were a kid, too?

  80. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 12:30 pm

    *shocked stare at mare*

    hahahahahaahaha

    I’m okay now.

  81. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 12:31 pm

    Dave won’t link the Hostages today because HHD is on the “low” gay side today..

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    mare realizes how difficult it is to post at the hostages and why no one wants to put up a new post and is content to wade through 4.567 comments.

  82. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 12:35 pm

    PJM – Yeah, your rationalization for your lack of content has me convinced of the difficulty of posting content that nobody here reads. /sarc

  83. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 12:39 pm

    That’s the point. I WANT you to click on my videos when I post

    *sniff

    And no one does it SO SCREW YA!!

    for the record mare, someone HAS screwed with your post. If they’d like to out themselves, that’s up to them, however, you can always go to your post in the dashboard and scroll ALL the way down to the bottom where you see “post revisions” and you’ll see who the culprit is.

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 12:42 pm

    I didn’t do it. I’m not logged in, and even if I did, drugged cat seems okay so I’m headed to the office and thus fear no reprisal.

  85. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 12:45 pm

    PJM, xbrad helped me lasst night while my text/pictures were not lining up correctly. Also, xbrad doesn’t get up until 12:00pm.

  86. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 12:54 pm

    well, that means you put “beefcake” in

  87. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 12:56 pm

    unless he put it in last night…………we all know how he likes his beefcake

  88. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 12:56 pm

    I have never used that word and didn’t think it was funny. So, I don’t know what happened. You may be right, xbrad might have added it when he aligned the text.

  89. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 1:01 pm

    It’s also possible to have accidentally clicked it when you hit beauty personified. I’ve accidentally clicked ones before that I hadn’t intended to use.

    anyhoo, it’s a great post! You did well

  90. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 1:03 pm

    Wasn’t me. I aligned the pics, I scheduled the poat. That’s all.

    Mare, you don’t even know what the hell you did in your 50 revisions, how do you know you didn’t add beefcake?

  91. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 1:05 pm

    I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION!

  92. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 1:05 pm

    It’s more fun to blame you b-rad.

  93. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 1:09 pm

    I think xbrad is setting me up in some kind of “whitewater” fashion. I will not go down quietly…….shut your fat whore mouths.

  94. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 1:09 pm

    mucho fun-o

    man, the internetwebtubes have been a dud lately.

    kinda good. been getting crap done

  95. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 1:11 pm

    Mare, next time you ask me to help on HHD, I’m gonna replace all the pics with busty asian chicks.

  96. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 1:14 pm

    man, the internetwebtubes have been a dud lately.

    Ain’t that the truth. But I have very little motivation today.

    sigh.

  97. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 1:14 pm

    Knoller is watching Obama so you don’t have to.

    Obama insists that contrary to the claims of some of his critics, "I am an ardent believer in the free market."

    — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 24, 2010

    *spit take*

    WHAAAAA????

  98. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 1:21 pm

    Ok that’s it. I’m gonna listen to some opera. Followed up with some prog metal.

    Who needs you folks?

  99. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 1:23 pm

    By “ardent” he means, “not at all.”

    He also means, after sitting at the feet of Marshal and Ayers, “I, in fact, hate capitalists and the free market system.”

    (I’m cleaning like a madman. I’m kind of nervous about this inspection. Not that anything is wrong, more like I’m hoping the buyers like it as much as they did the first time they saw it.)

  100. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 1:23 pm

    You. Need. Me.

  101. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 1:23 pm

    “You. Need. Me.”

    Yes. I. Do.

  102. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 1:23 pm

    I mean, who else is gonna kill spiders for you?

  103. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 1:24 pm

    “I mean, who else is gonna kill spiders for you?”

    Amen to that.

    Add cockroaches too.

  104. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 1:34 pm

    I saw a publication at a newstand…can’t remember which one, however it was today, and the headline was, “Is It Romney’s Time?”

    That and his endorsement of John McCain leads me to believe that deals have been made.

    Pisses. Me. Off.

  105. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 1:35 pm

    Add cockroaches too.

    YOYO.

  106. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 1:43 pm

    Anyone listening to Rush? He has all the soundbites of Democrats bad talking Reconciliation from the Bush years.

  107. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 1:46 pm

    There’s a pretty funny topic going on Twitter now:

    http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23Obama2012Slogan

  108. Comment by Hotspur on February 24, 2010 2:06 pm

    Anyone listening to Rush? He has all the soundbites of Democrats bad talking Reconciliation from the Bush years.

    Yeah, I heard some of that on the way back from a meeting. Wonder why the MSM isn’t reporting it.

  109. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 2:13 pm

    I wanna kill. I wanna eat dead burnt babies and kill!

  110. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 2:15 pm

    MCPO, what happened?

  111. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 2:17 pm

    Mare- Just quoting Arlo Guthrie. . . mostly out of boredom.

  112. Comment by Car in on February 24, 2010 2:18 pm

    [backs away slowly from the blog]

    hey chief. what’s up?

  113. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 2:23 pm

    Carin – No golf today. Rain forecast and Herself had an agenda for the day.

  114. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 2:25 pm

    Oh, okay, now I won’t need to get a counselor for you.

  115. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 2:26 pm

    Mare, what’s wrong with eating dead burnt babies?

    It’s not like he’s eating live babies.

    **looks at Wiser**

  116. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 2:33 pm

    Every time I see Mark Knoller’s name I think “the lead guitarist from Dire Straights is a conservative watchdog”?

    But then I’m kind of a git.

  117. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 2:39 pm

    **looks up “git” in the dictionary**

    **Sees picture of Dave**

    Yep.

  118. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 2:39 pm

    DiT – He’s a Sultan, a Sultan of swing.

  119. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 2:50 pm

    “But then I’m kind of a git.”

    I love that expression. Black Adder always used it.

  120. Comment by pendejo grande on February 24, 2010 2:59 pm

    Girl you look so pretty to me

    Like you always did

    Kinda like a Spanish city

    When we were kids.

  121. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 3:18 pm

    sup asshats?

  122. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 3:19 pm

    Nuttin’ douche nozzle!

  123. Comment by BrewFan on February 24, 2010 3:26 pm

    I want one of you people to come over to my house and shovel my driveway for me. PRONTO!

  124. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 3:26 pm

    I’m bustin my ass working my ass off.

    I refuse to let this economy and Obama bring my business down.

    I have seen a few positive signs.

    It’s amazing how rolling up your sleeves and putting some hard work into a job can bring about results.

  125. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 24, 2010 3:28 pm

    I’m bustin my ass working my ass off.

    Makes it tough to sit in front of the ‘puter, non?

  126. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 3:28 pm

    We are supposed to get over a foot of snow tonight, I ain’t shoveling nobody’s driveway but my own Brewfan.

  127. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 3:29 pm

    mcpo,
    Wife says I ain’t got much of an ass anyway, so I need to watch it.

    Thank God I got a reasonably sized pecker to balance out my posture.

  128. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 3:32 pm

    I watched a criminal minds episode where they discussed a term I can’t remember right now, but it has to do with how we become desensitized to stimulus and have to up our excitement factor to get the same rush we once received. They referred to sociopaths but I decided to see how that works with porn. I gave up porn two weeks ago to see how it turns out.

  129. Comment by Eddie The Bear on February 24, 2010 3:34 pm

    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/02/24/humpback-mountain/

  130. Comment by sohos on February 24, 2010 3:44 pm

    YUMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great job Mare

  131. Comment by BrewFan on February 24, 2010 3:54 pm

    You people are no help whatsoever.

    *puts on snow boots, grabs shovel*

  132. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 4:00 pm

    I was gonna shovel all the snow out of my driveway, except what do you know, it went away by itself!

  133. Comment by composmentis on February 24, 2010 4:08 pm

    You people are no help whatsoever.

    *takes big swig of beer* *points* You already missed a spot. Dont’ mention it. Happy to help. *writes name in snow*

  134. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 4:10 pm

    >> You people are no help whatsoever.

    75% of all accidents occur at home. In the snow.

  135. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 4:13 pm

    Shit, I have a six foot high snow drift on the side of my driveway.

    I only help the little old lady next door and a friend of my wife’s whose husband left her. That’s about it.

  136. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 4:27 pm

    What is “snow?”

  137. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 4:31 pm

    75% of all accidents occur at home. In the snow.

    Yeah. Just look at what happened to Mrs. Brewfan. And I assume you like her at least some of the time. I ain’t getting within fifty feet of you while you’re holding a shovel. And put some pants on, will ya?

  138. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 4:31 pm

    I just can’t find shit to blog about.

  139. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 4:32 pm

    That never stopped you before.

  140. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 4:36 pm

    True, but usually, it’s easy to find some low hanging fruit, like a youtube to steal.

  141. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 4:36 pm

    Thanks, Sohos.

    Almost done cleaning. It’s 11:36 here, they come at 2:00.

  142. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 4:37 pm

    Hey xbrad, read this ten times, getting faster and louder each time: http://tinyurl.com/ygfflxh

  143. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 4:42 pm

    17 thumbs down…..hahahahahahahahahahaha

  144. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 4:44 pm

    Make that 18, whore.

  145. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 4:52 pm

    xbrad,
    I have something you can blog about, that is kind of minor.
    If you have followed the Olympics, specifically ski jumping. They have mentioned how the mens ski jumpers are not affiliated with the US Ski Team and are doing it on their own dime. The reason for that is the US ski team decided to pull funding for mens ski jumping and put it into womens ski jumping, a sport that has not been accepted as an Olympic sport. The woman who spearheaded this clusterfuck is the former liberal/feminist mayor of SLC Dee Dee Corradini.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deedee_Corradini

    She sued the Olympic committee to have them include womens ski jumping and they fought it the entire way because the Womens Team didn’t go through the proper channels. They never really developed the sport, didn’t have the sport as an exhibition sport, and it really isn’t much of a sport when you consider the lack of events that can even lead up to the Olympics.

    It was a feminist motivated bullshit job that made it so the mens team had zero dollars to spend on training, traveling, anything.

    The media only reports that the men are here on their own dime, but not why.

    If you do a little research it is all there.

  146. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 4:52 pm

    MARE! Come back! You’re not a filthy whore! Put the French Maid’s costume back on and dust something!

    Crap.

  147. Comment by Pupster on February 24, 2010 4:53 pm

    19

    Did you empty out that tray under the refrigerator Mare?

    That’s the first thing I always check on a home inspection.

    If it’s dirty, it’s a deal breaker.

  148. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 4:55 pm

    Speaking of HHD and ski jumping . . .

    http://tinyurl.com/95uvt8

  149. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 4:57 pm

    “That’s the first thing I always check on a home inspection.”

    Don’t forget the dryer vent hose.

  150. Comment by Pupster on February 24, 2010 5:01 pm

    Ooo, good call Scottw.

    Also, make sure all the screws on the light-switch face-plates are vertical, and the outlet plates should be horizontal. That’s national electric code.

  151. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:02 pm

    Don’t forget the dryer vent hose.

    And the toilet tanks.

  152. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 5:05 pm

    Your books really should be arranged alphabetically.

  153. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 5:05 pm

    I would NOT get in the water with them

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52o5yV6G7tY

  154. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 5:06 pm

    Do the shower faucet knobs point in the same direction or are they out of sync?

    I see out of sync knobs and I am out of there.

  155. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:06 pm

    Don’t forget to face all the furniture south-southwest for that Feng Shwing feel.

  156. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 5:06 pm

    I refuse to buy a home if any dust has settled on the top of a lightbulb.

    Absolutely distasteful.

  157. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 5:07 pm

    Make sure there is no black gunk in your trap drains.

  158. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 5:07 pm

    20.

    Uni, have you ever read my blog? I could give half a Jolly Pirate donut shit about the Olympics (from a blogging perspective). Hell, I’m too lazy to do my usual Army Olympic Athlete post.

    (7 Army or NG members are on the US winter Olympic Team. Damn near all on the bobsled team).

  159. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 5:08 pm

    Are all the floor tiles even?

    It makes me uncomfortable when some of them are cut and don’t even remotely resemble a square anymore.

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

  160. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 5:09 pm

    Lock all of your underwear in the trunk of your car if you don’t want them going through it.

  161. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:09 pm

    xbrad,
    I looked at it once.

  162. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 5:09 pm

    If the garbage disposal doesn’t smell like fresh lemons, you can forget it sister.

  163. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:10 pm

    xbrad,
    Who the hell is going to break this story then?

    The media is covering up a great injustice that was perpetuated on the mens ski jumping team in the name of political correctness.

  164. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 5:11 pm

    There’s no….*cough*….black people….*cough* in your neighborhood, are there?

  165. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 5:11 pm

    Uni, that came out a little harsher than I meant. I’m just frustrated that I’ve got no inspiration.

    And I’m upset that the fireplace wasn’t scrubbed before the house was shown.

  166. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 5:12 pm

    Is the fish tank clean?

  167. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 5:12 pm

    I won’t buy a house if they won’t let me look through their underwear.

  168. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:13 pm

    “There’s no….*cough*….black people….*cough* in your neighborhood, are there?”

    Just take a look at the school districts test scores.

    I keed I keeed

  169. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 5:14 pm

    Did you check the gutters? You may have leaf litter up there.

  170. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:14 pm

    Don’t forget to neatly hang up the whips and remove the stains from that wheel of pain.

  171. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:16 pm

    True story. Helped a friend move once. When we picked up the bed we uncovered a trove of sex toys and a thong. I didn’t say anything and when we came back into the room the stash was gone, poof, like that.

    Funny thing was he and his wife were very religious and acted very innocent and pure.

    I dug it.

  172. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 5:17 pm

    Is the dishwasher still wet inside? That usually tells me that the sellers just washed their dishes in it, meaning they probably wouldn’t have unless I was coming to view the house.

    What else have they just ignored while they lived there?

    Dry the inside of the dishwasher.

  173. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:19 pm

    Nothing spells neglect like unraked insulation in the attic.

  174. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:21 pm

    Smell the sellers fingers. If they smell like shit then you know they have had their fingers up their asses, if they smell like lemon you know they have been cleaning.

  175. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 5:21 pm

    No scented candles! If I spot scented candles I assume they are trying to mask the smell of a dead hooker.

  176. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:21 pm

    never smell rosettas fingers.

  177. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:22 pm

    “If I spot scented candles I assume they are trying to mask the smell of a dead hooker.”

    Same with Febreze.

  178. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 5:23 pm

    Oddly enough, I’ve checked and cleaned all the items you all have listed.

    Except I haven’t put our underwear in the trunk yet. Good call. Puka has been awesome during the viewings. She simply sleeps under my bed until the scum are gone.

    I’m hoping she doesn’t have to go poo for about 5 hours.

  179. Comment by lauraw on February 24, 2010 5:23 pm

    mare, have you had an enema today?

    I can’t buy a house from somebody with an untidy rectum.

  180. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 5:25 pm

    Turn up the television so they can’t hear the voice in the attic that says “get outtttt”.

    That’s almost always a dealbreaker unless you’re an idiot like James Brolin.

  181. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 5:26 pm

    “I can’t buy a house from somebody with an untidy rectum.”

    Another reason to smell their fingers.

  182. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:27 pm

    Leave it to lw to turn the conversation “weird.”

  183. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 5:28 pm

    “I can’t buy a house from somebody with an untidy rectum.”

    Another excellent call. Be right back.

  184. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 5:30 pm

    might wanna light a candle in the bathroom.

    just sayin.

  185. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 5:31 pm

    I told my husband that you’re giving me advice on what to do before the inspection. He’s smart enough to say, “I’m sure it’s all very constructive.” hahahahahahahahaha

  186. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:32 pm

    might wanna light a candle in the bathroom.

    Heh heh. And grab a plunger while you’re at it.

  187. Comment by mare on February 24, 2010 5:33 pm

    “That’s almost always a dealbreaker unless you’re an idiot like James Brolin.”

    hahahahahahaahaha……That’s funny in a couple of ways.

  188. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 5:38 pm

    We’re here for you, Mare.

    http://tinyurl.com/dnjypj

  189. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 5:42 pm

    When they arrive take their picture and tell them it’s for your blog.

  190. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:43 pm

    A shot of whiskey and a cigarette sound really good right now.

  191. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:45 pm

    How much can you bench press, scottw?

  192. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 5:52 pm

    scottw, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  193. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 5:54 pm

    scottw, do you like movies about gladiators?

  194. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 5:56 pm

    Have you ever been to a Turkish bath?

  195. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 5:59 pm

    Slightly OT, have you ever been dragged under by a killer whale?

  196. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 5:59 pm

    Do you speak Jive?

  197. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 6:00 pm

    You know, if you put a hat on Catman in the POL poat, he’d look exactly like that old dude that beat the crap out of the kid on the bus.

  198. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 6:02 pm

    You ever hang around gymnasiums?

  199. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:03 pm

    Back workout complete, dishes in the machine, now to “work from home” for a few hours.

  200. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 6:03 pm

    It’s not off topic didn’t u see the killer whale video I posted a little bit ago? Sheesh

  201. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 6:05 pm

    No, PJ, I didn’t. I was at lunch, I guess.

    Plus, I never click on your links.

  202. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:05 pm

    Megafauna aren’t pets. How many circus performers have been killed by elephants over the years? Same thing.

  203. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:06 pm

    “Plus, I never click on your links.”

    Ha Ha Ha!

  204. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 6:07 pm

    Drive time. It’s been something.

    scottw, you got a telegram from headquarters today.

  205. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:07 pm

    I wish to eat brownies tonight.

    *snap!*

  206. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 6:08 pm

    Stupid head

  207. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:09 pm

    I wish to eat brownies tonight.

    I wish I could eat them ever. Bad things happen when I do, though.

  208. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 6:11 pm

    Here you go, Onenut.

    http://tinyurl.com/yeqahpg

  209. Comment by compos mentis on February 24, 2010 6:11 pm

    Cheers, muthufukkus.

  210. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 6:12 pm

    comments I never thought I’d leave on my own blog:

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/is-it-just-me/#comment-4112

  211. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:12 pm

    What happens Leon?

  212. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:13 pm

    Compos, you found the only kind of brownie I can still eat.

    The “grown woman dressed like a little girl, possibly even in the same size garments” kind, that is.

  213. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:13 pm

    “Here you go, Onenut.”

    Yes, thank you. I wish to eat that type of brownie tonight!

    *snap!*

  214. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 6:13 pm

    You kill people Leon?

  215. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:13 pm

    What happens Leon?

    I gain a girlish figure and start to menstruate.

  216. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:15 pm

    “I gain a girlish figure and start to menstruate.”

    Nothing wrong with that.

  217. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:17 pm

    Leon after one brownie: http://tinyurl.com/7xwh7h

  218. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:17 pm

    Nothing wrong with that.

    Tell me that again with a tampon up your crap chute.

  219. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:18 pm

    Leon after one brownie:

    Pretty much. But with less hair.

  220. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:18 pm

    Heh! http://tinyurl.com/yjoh6ax

    I think I am going to print this up and have it framed for when I get old.

  221. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:19 pm

    “Tell me that again with a tampon up your crap chute.”

    Your mangina?

  222. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:21 pm

    I’m not sure I’d like to contemplate the other orifices that might be used in male menstruation.

  223. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:27 pm

    I think it is time to celebrate female beauty:

    Colombia: http://tinyurl.com/n8xbz7
    Mexico: http://tinyurl.com/yc6jnd3

  224. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:28 pm

    Link fail.

  225. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:29 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/bj9r9n

    ja ja ja I knows ju like to touch dem ja ja ja

  226. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:33 pm

    Looking to do a little “fiancee visa” dating there, Uniball?

  227. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:34 pm

    I’m not judging or anything. If I hadn’t met my wife before I turned 30 I had every intention of touring the Philippines.

  228. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:34 pm

    I don’t think my wife would mind bringing in a second if she looked like that.

  229. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 6:35 pm

    comments I never thought I’d leave on my own blog:
    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/is-it-just-me/#comment-4112

    I have gotten my money’s worth of entertainment out of Dolly, and not just from XBrad.

  230. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:36 pm

    This man would be popular in prison: http://tinyurl.com/yjv79lx

  231. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:37 pm

    I don’t think my wife would mind bringing in a second if she looked like that.

    I have tacit approval for a second. Mrs. Caruthers thinks we could both use a nice woman to stay at the house, cook, clean, and raise our kids. I’m not sure she’s thought it through to the point where I’m also banging this chick a few nights a week, so I’m not pushing it.

  232. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 6:38 pm

    There should be a warning on that.

  233. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:39 pm

    Scott, all links here have an implied warning.

  234. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:41 pm

    Leon,
    Filipinas are supposed to be great wives.

    Many men in Hawaii pick up Filipino wives overseas.

    Unfortunately many grow ugly with age.

  235. Comment by clintbird on February 24, 2010 6:42 pm

    *Rushes up behind Uni and hits him in the head with a shovel.”

    Bad, Uni, bad! Now go to your room …. and no soup for you tonight!!!

  236. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 6:42 pm

    Saw this on Drudge, Cuffy covered it back in November.
    http://tinyurl.com/yjjco9x

    What. The. Fuck.

  237. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 6:42 pm

    PJ, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_seaworld_death

  238. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:43 pm

    Unfortunately many grow ugly with age.

    That’s okay, I planned on getting a young one. Plus, I’m gonna get ugly too, and I’m not that much of a hypocrite.

  239. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:47 pm

    Leon,
    You can always get a new one once the old one grows ugly.

  240. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:49 pm

    Harsh, uniball. Besides, if she can stay slim, I’m good. I can always take my glasses off.

  241. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 6:51 pm

    PJ, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_seaworld_death

    I wish I had been there when that happened.

    I always get ripped off.

  242. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:54 pm

    PJM,
    Makes me want to have a pet Killer Whale to protect my house.

  243. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 6:54 pm

    PJ, is that the seaworld equivalent of a NASCAR crash?

  244. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 6:56 pm

    If you read about the other guy the Killer Whale killed apparently he snuck into the park and had false identification on him.

    One of the whale experts said these things are very smart and have emotions.

    You know that whale knew that motherfucker was up to no good, so he killed him.

  245. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 6:56 pm

    Scottw, tell me about your father.

  246. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 7:01 pm

    That bitch took my Pelican!

  247. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 7:04 pm

    PJ, is that the seaworld equivalent of a NASCAR crash?

    Will I go to hell faster if I laugh at that?

  248. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 7:05 pm

    Will I go to hell faster if I laugh at that?

    You might, but you’ll be happier for it.

  249. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 7:08 pm

    works for me

  250. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 7:11 pm

    “Do NOT fuck with me”….http://tinyurl.com/yzj9cf3

  251. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 7:19 pm

    Ok. I’m absolutely BAFFLED as to why they were still working with that whale. HELLO!?!?!?!

    I’m thinking the family of the trainer is gonna hook up with some big bucks.

  252. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 7:26 pm

    Take the whale up to Alaska, let him go.

    Can they do that? Is the whale too comfortable with humans now and will be drawn to them in the hopes of having some fish to eat?

    Will they have to kill it?

    If so, what does Killer Whale taste like?

  253. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 7:31 pm

    If so, what does Killer Whale taste like?

    I’m thinking it’s not too tasty, most predators aren’t.

  254. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 7:35 pm

    Does the killer whale have a predator?

  255. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 7:37 pm

    “Does the killer whale have a predator?”

    The Alaskan Sea Monkey.

  256. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 7:38 pm

    Pretty sure it’s an apex predator throughout most of its range. Might compete with sharks, but I’m not sure if you class that as predation.

    Where’s Tat? She’d know this stuff.

  257. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 7:39 pm

    Just triple the admission fee and give the trainers a raise.

  258. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 7:41 pm

    “Does the killer whale have a predator?”

    The Pacific Sea Goatse http://tinyurl.com/8kfers

  259. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 7:44 pm

    Can someone please explain this one to me? I’m lost.

    http://failbooking.com/page/7/

  260. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 7:47 pm

    man that thing was ugly.

    Ok, I await my explanation. Kids have karate now.

    HIYA!!!

  261. Comment by Uniball on February 24, 2010 7:57 pm

    Y’all have a nice evening.

    Spaghetti for dinner. Yum.

  262. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:02 pm

    Uhoh!
    I just received a email from the rescue saying that they are making a Golden Retriever calender as a fundraiser. It costs $5 to enter a picture. I thought 5 pics $25. I cannot pick just 5!

  263. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 8:07 pm

    Pretty sure it’s an apex predator throughout most of its range. Might compete with sharks, but I’m not sure if you class that as predation.

    Where’s Tat? She’d know this stuff.

    Ah Leon, you are in luck. Now what was the question b/c I can’t really be bothered to read much further up.

  264. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 8:09 pm

    Just triple the admission fee and give the trainers a raise.

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the Internet Comment of the Day™

  265. Comment by skyliaember on February 24, 2010 8:16 pm

    Evenin’, Hostages. What did I miss today?

  266. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 8:23 pm

    Revenge of the sushi.

  267. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 8:23 pm

    Evenin’, Hostages. What did I miss today?

    Well, so far, I haven’t killed anyone I work for, but I think that day is fast approaching.

    When you potential customers have told you repeatedly that you prices are too high, does it make sense to raise them?

  268. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 8:23 pm

    Shamu is creating jobs!

  269. Comment by skyliaember on February 24, 2010 8:25 pm

    “When you potential customers have told you repeatedly that you prices are too high, does it make sense to raise them?”

    Absolutely. That sounds like good business sense to me, sir.

  270. Comment by skyliaember on February 24, 2010 8:26 pm

    “Shamu is creating jobs!”

    But has he saved any jobs?

  271. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 8:26 pm

    Of course it makes sense, Wiser.

    The problem isn’t the product or the price.

    It’s the customer. You need better customers.

  272. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 8:26 pm

    stoopid fucking liberals.

    http://www.slate.com/id/2244902/?GT1=38001

  273. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 8:29 pm

    I think I’m gonna feed Sox a dead hippy. That should lessen his environmental impact.

  274. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 8:29 pm

    It’s the customer. You need better customers.

    No, it’s obviously the salesmen’s fault. They need new salesmen.

    And as soon as I can find a way to force them into getting new salesmen, I’m sure that they will succeed beyond my wildest imaginations.

    Does it make sense to charge 4 times the cost of a piece of equipment to set up an interface to said piece of equipment, especially when you can resell said interface over and over again, once it’s been developed?

  275. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:30 pm

    Here is one I want to enter
    DSC_5141

  276. Comment by skyliaember on February 24, 2010 8:30 pm

    On the whole pet topic:

    http://deceiver.com/2010/02/12/hsus-to-hawk-vegan-dog-food/

  277. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:30 pm

    But it has trash in it, never mind

  278. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 8:31 pm

    Absolutely. That sounds like good business sense to me, sir.

    Stupid customers. They should WANT to give us more money. Don’t they want us to stay in business so we can support them?

  279. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 8:32 pm

    Shamu is creating jobs!

    I imagine PETA is ecstatic with this turn of events.

  280. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:35 pm

    I imagine PETA is ecstatic with this turn of events.

    No, but if it would have eaten her they would have been.

  281. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 8:37 pm

    ok who needs a wedgie?

  282. Comment by doc on February 24, 2010 8:37 pm

    IMO they shouldn’t kill shampu or w/e its name is. This wasn’t an attack from the whales perspective – if so the trainer would be having a Jonah experience. If they do decide to destroy it I would bet they keep it vewy vewy quiet – PETA would have naked people plastered everywhere at the park in protest.

  283. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 8:39 pm

    Tat, we were wondering if orcas have a predator, other than Sea World abductions.

  284. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 8:43 pm

    “When you potential customers have told you repeatedly that you prices are too high, does it make sense to raise them?”

    Customers suck. If it’s possible to charge more and deal with less of them I say yes.

  285. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 8:43 pm

    My kids want to boycott Sea World now after they thought about how it would suck to get kidnapped and live in something like a tiny room for the rest of your life

  286. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 8:43 pm

    Dave, my sister needs a wedgie. She sent me a message on Facechimp, asking what my home phone number is. We have lived here 13 years.

    TIA

  287. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 8:44 pm

    Tat, we were wondering if orcas have a predator, other than Sea World abductions.

    Nope. Apex predators. Other than people, no natural predators for healthy adults. And the orca in question here Tillikum has killed twice before. One of the accts I read indicated the animals had been restive/ornery earlier in the day. First rule of working with animals, if they’re not “behaving” then you end it.

  288. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 8:46 pm

    >> Dave, my sister needs a wedgie.

    I just need her phone number.

    *going off the grid

  289. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 8:46 pm

    Thanks Tat, that’s what I thought I remembered.

    IMO, the only reason to work with large animals is to guide them toward the grille.

  290. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 8:47 pm

    My kids want to boycott Sea World now after they thought about how it would suck to get kidnapped and live in something like a tiny room for the rest of your life

    The flipside of that argument is the mascot idea. These animals raise awareness in the public. Same thing zoos do. In addition, for endangered animals captive populations provide a breeding pool and insurance stock.

  291. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 8:48 pm

    I am now aware that a killer whale can, in fact, kill, so my awareness has been raised.

  292. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 8:51 pm

    It’s nice to see you so enlightened leon.

  293. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 8:51 pm

    killer refers to their taste.

  294. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:51 pm

    Dog bites 2 people it is put down
    Shamu kills 2 people? Free whilly!!!!!

    This is a definite
    DSC_1564

  295. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:53 pm

    And this one
    I've got my eyes on you

  296. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 8:55 pm

    It’s nice to see you so enlightened leon.

    I expect to start levitating and lecturing the Beatles soon.

  297. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 8:56 pm

    I am finding a lot of my favorite pics are slightly out of focus. That has cut my count down alot.
    Like I have to submit Max
    Max good

  298. Comment by pajama momma on February 24, 2010 8:57 pm

    Yeah, but I’d hate to be the whale that gets chosen to be the mascot….. I’d get harpooned

  299. Comment by skyliaember on February 24, 2010 8:58 pm

    Okay. I have to go (back) to work now. May pop in when I get home from inventory, but probably won’t since I have to meet my boss at 8 am tomorrow. Laters.

  300. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 8:59 pm

    Yeah, but I’d hate to be the whale that gets chosen to be the mascot….. I’d get harpooned

    Must… resist…. urge…. to…. cross… the…. line….

  301. Comment by Maharishi Leon on February 24, 2010 9:00 pm

    Night Ember, be well and carry with you all the blessings of Heaven.

    Ringo, put your pants back on.

  302. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 9:01 pm

    I am finding a lot of my favorite pics are slightly out of focus.

    May want to cut over to autofocus after a couple of drinks.

  303. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 9:01 pm

    Must… resist…. urge…. to…. cross… the…. line….

    PJM=harpooned whale comments are not very enlightened leon.

  304. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:04 pm

    Customers suck. If it’s possible to charge more and deal with less of them I say yes.

    That’s a great idea, as long as you have clients willing to buy your product in the first place. If your product is considered a non-essential luxury at a time when the checkbooks are slamming closed, raising prices may not be the best strategy.

  305. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:05 pm

    Can we shift our official mascot from Knut to Shamu now?

  306. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:06 pm

    Huh.

    Did you know that there is a radical difference between “Shear Genius” and “Real Genius?”

    It’s true!

  307. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 9:08 pm

    My boss did not call me tonight. 5 days off? In a row? That sucks!

    This is in focus
    Fly!

    Andy it is on all the time, I cannot focus as fast as my camera.

    But the camera however better than me it is is still weak.

    If it had focus helps in the viewfinder like my old 35mm did I could over ride it, but it does not and I am blind as a bat, so Meh.

  308. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 9:08 pm

    Wiserbud, I have a scar on my elbow that my lawyers want to discuss with you.

    Were you holding my Zippo?

  309. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 9:08 pm

    PJM=harpooned whale comments are not very enlightened leon.

    Does it help that I was trying to think of some way to turn it into an incredibly lewd come-on?

  310. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 9:09 pm

    Hahahaha, no.

  311. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 9:11 pm

    Apparently it is extremely difficult to find a dark green performance T in a big enough size to fit.

  312. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 9:14 pm

    BTW, PJ, I’m reading a neat article about raw milk legality across the states.

  313. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on February 24, 2010 9:14 pm

    Who wants to go critter huntin’ in DC?

    Critter as in congress critter, or critter as in actual, interesting, member of Animalia?

  314. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 9:15 pm

    This is mostly in focus, titled
    I keep telling him he is not a ballerina
    DSC_5122

  315. Comment by Sean M. on February 24, 2010 9:15 pm

    ‘Ello, guvners.

  316. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 9:19 pm

    SeaWorld is hiring Vmax.

  317. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 9:21 pm

    It is 2 hours away Scottw. But if the pay is right I will roll that way.

  318. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 9:21 pm

    Evening Sean, how’s your part of the world today?

  319. Comment by scottw on February 24, 2010 9:22 pm

    “That’s a great idea, as long as you have clients willing to buy your product in the first place.”

    Desperate times = desperate measures. The other option is to give the product away and make up for lost revenue with volume. It’s not easy.

  320. Comment by Sean M. on February 24, 2010 9:27 pm

    Not bad, leon. Had contractors over to get the asbestos out of the moldy wall today. More contractors coming tomorrow to start abating the mold. Hopefully, this whole clusterfuck will be over soon.

  321. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:27 pm

    The other option is to give the product away and make up for lost revenue with volume.

    We’re talking software. Sunk costs and all that. Plus we get to charge more clients support fees if we have more clients.

    IMO, now’s the time to do a land grab, so that we can increase revenue from support fees. Then, when the economy turns around, we have a huge base from which to a) draw on as references and b) upsell additional products.

  322. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:28 pm

    ‘coourse, I’m just an idiot. Obviously, there are much smarter people than me running my company.

    Into the ground.

  323. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:29 pm

    Were you holding my Zippo?

    Define “Zippo.”

  324. Comment by Sean M. on February 24, 2010 9:29 pm

    Hey, wiser, have you set your boss on fire lately?

  325. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 9:30 pm

    “Zippo”

    Wasn’t he one of the Marxists Brothers?

  326. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 9:31 pm

    IMO, now’s the time to do a land grab, so that we can increase revenue from support fees.

    Sounds like the SAP business model.

  327. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:32 pm

    Hey, wiser, have you set your boss on fire lately?

    Nah, but I am getting closer and closer to banging his girlfriend and posting the video on youtube.

    That way, when he shoots me, I can sue them and never have to work again.

  328. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 9:32 pm

    Wiser, does your competition charge the same price (roughly) as you folks or more?

  329. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 9:34 pm

    Ummmm … Cuffy …

    http://biggovernment.com/fgaffney/2010/02/24/can-this-possibly-be-true-new-obama-missile-defense-logo-includes-a-crescent/

  330. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:36 pm

    Wiser, does your competition charge the same price (roughly) as you folks or more?

    Same or more. But they basically own the market. We are a small upstart competitor attempting to steal their customers.

    Of course, they are more than willing to cut their prices, just to keep us from making sales. And they can afford it.

    While I can pretty much overcome a price war, it’s difficult when I scare people off with my first quote.

  331. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 9:38 pm

    Sounds like you guys need to go in on-the-cheap and, as you suggest, make up for it with the support end.

    They should give you a raise.

  332. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 9:40 pm

    >> Define “Zippo.”

    nevermind. The answer is yes.

  333. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 9:42 pm

    I bid 2 jobs on Monday. $5k on the first one and $4k on the next.

    I am still sitting at home. That sucks. I might get the $4k one this week, if they hurry up!

  334. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 9:43 pm

    Some dude came in and ordered a black cake – RACIST!! – for his only female coworker as she turns 50. Black borders, black roses, black base iced, chocolate cake. They want to rub her face in it – figuratively.

    I told him that he must not want to live very long.

  335. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 9:44 pm

    My favorite example of a neat business model is the Otis Elevator company.

    The elevators are free, really. They make all their money on total lock-in support contracts. They give away elevators and sell elevator insurance. If the elevator needs no maintenance, their profit margin goes up.

  336. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:44 pm

    Main problem my bosses have is that they act like it’s 1997, the economy is roaring, our market is expanding at approx. 20% a year, and people are still kind of computer illiterate.

    None of these factors is true anymore. And they can’t understand why we are not partying like it’s 1999.

    I do not say I’m a genius, but I do recognize that things have changed.

  337. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 9:44 pm

    My tummy is upset.

    Every damn time I order the chicken fried steak, I get an upset tummy.

    But it’s so damn good, I keep ordering it.

  338. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 9:45 pm

    the black roses actually looked pretty. I laugh at the thought of it getting all over them.

  339. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 9:46 pm

    Maybe you are lactose intolerant xbrad. Or grease intolerant. Adjust for both.

  340. Comment by Sean M. on February 24, 2010 9:46 pm

    Ummmm … Cuffy …

    http://biggovernment.com/fgaffney/2010/02/24/can-this-possibly-be-true-new-obama-missile-defense-logo-includes-a-crescent/

    Someone (PJM?) noted earlier today that Cuffy noticed that back in November. And the whole crescent thing (OMG ISLAM!!!) seems a little overblown to me.

  341. Comment by Dave in Texas on February 24, 2010 9:47 pm

    >> The elevators are free, really

    Printers.

    Consumables.

  342. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 9:47 pm

    I’ve always had a pretty high tolerance for lactose and grease.

    But in this case, it’s a hell of a lot of grease. CFS, greasy hash browns, greasy scrambled eggs. Hell, even the toast is kinda greasy.

  343. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 24, 2010 9:48 pm

    I’m pretty sure the chicken fried steak is one of those few meals that every diet guru of every persuasion would shake their heads in disgust at, but man are they good.

  344. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 9:51 pm

    Printers.

    Consumables.

    No shit. The cost of upgrading to the latest and greatest inkjet is negligible if you do it right when your old one runs out of ink.

  345. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 9:52 pm

    The last two computers I bought both came with a free printer. Whether I wanted it or not.

  346. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 9:52 pm

    I lurves chicken fried steak leon.

    Nice talking past yous alls.

    Time to call it a night.

  347. Comment by Benjamin Braddock on February 24, 2010 9:53 pm

    Printers.

    Consumables.

    WHAT??!?!??!!??!

    Mr. McGuire was WRONG!!!

  348. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 9:56 pm

    I got my current Canon printer with Coke reward points.

    I wonder why they are so willing to give them away?

    d’uh.

  349. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 9:56 pm

    This is just full of win. Especially if you’ve read The Smartest Guys in the Room or Conspiracy of Fools.

    http://climateaudit.org/2010/02/24/rob-bradley-climategate-from-an-enron-perspective/

  350. Comment by beasn on February 24, 2010 9:56 pm

    G’nite Vmax, kiss your pup for me.

  351. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 9:58 pm

    Good doggie.

    http://tinyurl.com/yf43enp

  352. Comment by Vmaximus on February 24, 2010 10:01 pm

    G’nite Beasn, Zeke kisses you back.
    DSC_6639

  353. Comment by pendejo grande on February 24, 2010 10:02 pm

    G’nite Vmax, kiss your pup for me.

    Is Vmax double jointed in the spine? When did we discuss this and how did I miss it?

  354. Comment by pendejo grande on February 24, 2010 10:03 pm

    Oh wait…….VMax is the one who owns actual dogs….ok. I thought that was some kind of………..never mind.

  355. Comment by Cyn on February 24, 2010 10:03 pm

    I may not always say it, but I always lurves me some pics from Vmax! Sweet Dreams!

  356. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 10:08 pm

    Zeke is a very photogenic dog.

    But I lurves Bear as well.

  357. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 10:16 pm

    This commercial pisses me the fuck off.

    How dare you change the words? Will.I.Am. is a douchebag extrordinaire.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCU362au8c

  358. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 10:19 pm

    The Black Eyed Peas have annoyed me greatly since I first saw them . I see no reason to revisit my decision to dislike them.

  359. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 10:34 pm

    Good doggie. http://tinyurl.com/yf43enp

    Good job to retire from.

  360. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 10:35 pm

    That’s true, Romy. I hadn’t really thought of it that way.

    IIRC, most US war dogs don’t have a happy ending.

  361. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 10:39 pm

    why do they call a bobsled crash a “crash?”

    The idiot announcers get all dramatic about them. With all the safety gear they have, it sounds really idiotic to hear them go apeshit about the “crashes” when the skeleton and luge riders are the ones who can get serioulsy hurt when they lose it.

  362. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 10:42 pm

    Couldn’t really call it fender bender, could they, wiser?

  363. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2010 10:44 pm

    plus, with all the technology involved, all they need to do is basically hold on. Is this really a sport?

  364. Comment by pendejo grande on February 24, 2010 10:45 pm

    Since its introduction it has also been presented to 32 World War II messenger pigeons, three horses and one cat.

    Mare, you and Sox shouldn’t be so damned shy. If you got it, flaunt it.

    And WTF is this shit with pigeons getting medals?

  365. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 10:47 pm

    Now that you mention it, I’m awfully curious about the cat.

    Pigeons, I understand. They were used as messengers.

  366. Comment by pendejo grande on February 24, 2010 10:51 pm

    I wonder how they decided which pigeons were most heroic. Did the ones that didn’t shit all over their handlers while they were trying to get the message out of the little holster win a medal and the others not?

    Is a pigeon winning a medal for not shitting itself the equivalent of Obama getting a Nobel for not being Bush?

    Where’s TI? She knows all things animal.

  367. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 10:59 pm

    Damn, I missed the whole whale conversation, but I just saw the story on the news.

    Ya know, maybe the fact that the thing is called a “Killer Whale” might have been the first clue.

    * shakes fist at sky *

    DIIIISNNNNEEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  368. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:06 pm

    Technique needs a little work:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6fJMSSl7U

  369. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 11:13 pm

    One of the German bobsledders was ejected out of the bobsled when it was going 85 mph.

    Do. Not. Want.

  370. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:17 pm

    Did any of the womens bobsledders split their spandex yet?

  371. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:27 pm

    Where the hell is everyone? Someone bring me some funneh!!!

  372. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 11:28 pm

    Someone bring me some funneh!!!

    You’d just use it for a few days and then lose it.

  373. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 11:28 pm

    Hang on, I got something for a new header.

  374. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:31 pm

    Trust me, Andy, when I’m done with it, you won’t want it back.

  375. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 11:36 pm

    Okay, how’s that?

  376. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 11:36 pm

    Hahahaha. That’s good RC.

  377. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 24, 2010 11:39 pm

    I saw it and immediately thought “hostage”.

  378. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:42 pm

    A little ‘splodey and shooty.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP-_cVgKSG0

  379. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:44 pm

    Interesting. Germany Ju-87 armed with twin 37mm cannon

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYzfyG4SgU

  380. Comment by Andy on February 24, 2010 11:51 pm

    A little ’splodey and shooty.

    Reminds me of this TV show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKaAWXfi370

    I always loved that they spliced in real gun camera footage.

  381. Comment by xbradtc on February 24, 2010 11:56 pm

    John Larroquette was on Black Sheep? Guess I’d forgotten that.

  382. Comment by xbradtc on February 25, 2010 12:05 am

    **kicks tired old poat**

    I’m tired of trying to keep this poat alive. Where the fuck is everyone? I understand Rosie off some weird place, but where are all the other fuxstix?

  383. Comment by wiserbud on February 25, 2010 12:19 am

    awesome new nostalgic poat availble now.

    LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!


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