Big Boob Friday™

Hello chubby.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Please join me in a moment of silence for “Peace Through Douche”.

You know what the peace blimp episode taught me?  That I actually kinda like tree-hugging, dope-smoking smelly hippies because the ridiculous, idiotic dumb shit they do, they do in earnest.  So I would like to thank whoever came up with the peace blimp idea because that is, without doubt, the most hilariously retarded idea I have ever heard.

This is normally the time at Sprockets where we dance so, if you have a hard time dealing with change, HERE.  I wouldn’t normally bump the musical interlude but this cracks me up.  I think it’s because if any of us went to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, this is what would happen.

I didn’t feel like finding a new hot chick today.  Luckily we have a deep bench here at Big Boob Friday.  I’m not telling you anything about this dog-face because I’ve already told you everything.  You should at least know her name by now, stupid.

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE and give a nice sexy round of applause for your model for today, Friday, February 5, 2010: Ines Cudna.  HOT!!!!

Here’s some shit.  On this day…

* in 1578, late Renaissance Italian painter Giovanni Moroni died.

* in 1783, Sweden recognized U.S. independence.  What took you so long whore.   Take your top off and get us beers.

* in 1870, in Philadelphia, the first motion picture, “Shaving Ryan’s Privates“, was shown to a theater audience.

* in 1934, Hank Aaron, dark-skinned negro baseball player, was born in Mobile, Alabama.

* in 1937, FDR rolled out his ill-conceived plan to “pack the court”.  That did not prove as successful as Cuffy’s plan to “pack the fudge”.

* in 1943, TV and film genius Michael Mann was born in Chicago.  He is the cool guy responsible for THIS and THIS.

* in 1964, original Guns & Roses and current Velvet Revolver bassist Duff McKagan was born.

* in 1969, crack head idiot Bobby Brown was born in Roxbury, Massachusetts.  He’ll be remembered as the douche that fucked up Whitney Houston.  Good job asshole.

* in 1969, the U.S. population reached 200 million hosefuckers.

* in 1981, the world’s largest Jell-O was made in Brisbane using 9,246 gallons of watermelon-flavored Jell-O.

* in 1987, the Dow Jones closed above 2,200 for the first time.  Eight months later the market pooped its pants and lost 23% in a single day.  Fun trivia: do you know what the stock market’s return was in 1987?  + 2%.

* in 1992, jury selection began in the Rodney King case.  Can’t we all just get along you motherfucker?

DONE!

This is a big football weekend!  WOO!  GO SPORTS TEAM!!  SCORE MORE POINTS AND GOALS THAN THE OTHER SPORTS TEAM!  YEAH!!!  I hope you have a fun party on Sunday so you can eat chips and dip, hot wings and those little BBQ wieners that you like to suck on when no one is looking.

Cheers punks.

Are you wearing that out?

505 Comments

  1. http://tinyurl.com/yjpr6ha

  2. I like the size of her shoes.

  3. Shoe fetish weirdo.

  4. She’s purdy.

  5. I find the word leotard insensitive and offensive.

  6. Her eyes are hypnotic.

    And by “eyes” I mean “eyes”.

  7. I find the word leotard insensitive and offensive.

    Hahahahahaha.

  8. And I find the fact that she’s covering up that great bod with a reotard insensitvie and offensive.

  9. Muslihoon’s post-prom picture:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz9kobu

  10. I find her eyes hypnotic too.

    And by “eyes” I mean “tits”.

  11. Diane von Furstenberg jokes never get old.

  12. She has nice smooth knees.

  13. What’s wrong with her faaaaaace?

  14. Diane von Furstenberg jokes never get old.

    Hahahahaha. Way to pay attention you lousy motherfucker.

  15. What’s wrong with her faaaaaace?

    It’s the lighting, man. Turn off the lights and the face fixes itself.

  16. Who the fuck is Diane von Furstenburg? And why does she look like a skankier version of Susan Sarandon?

  17. http://tinyurl.com/ye3nsvg

  18. What’s wrong with her faaaaaace?

    Note to self: never go into Jewstin’s basement.

  19. Good God y’all

  20. 1) Are those blimps underneath Inez’ tshirt?
    1a) Yeah, I believe they are.
    2) Are they headed to Lakehurst NJ?
    3) What message should be attached to thim?
    4) Cuffy has been banned from answering this question.
    5) Would you ride those blimps for $372?
    6) Peace Through Douche Y’all.

  21. oh the humanity!

  22. thim = them

    How fucking embarrasing. I gotta get more blood flow to my head. Somehow.

  23. This babe is what you would call “My, my, my”, because that’s all you can say when she walks by

  24. Very Impressive today, Rosie. She’s hawt.

  25. How is this video not child abuse?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

    Oh, great choice Rosetta, really beautiful woman.

  26. As seen on Sports Center:

    http://tinyurl.com/yaphcyv

  27. Oh, the huge mammary!

  28. Very Impressive today, Rosie. She’s hawt.

    She’s no you but she’s still pretty hawt.

  29. Awww, shucks, thanks 😀

  30. As seen on Sports Center:

    http://tinyurl.com/yaphcyv

    That’s an NFL trademark. I’m guessing that dog will soon be hearing from the Commissioner’s attorneys.

  31. Uni, that video was HORRIBLE!!! Made me cry it was so scary. Fuckers.

  32. It’s about to get a lot more expensive to keep fucking that chicken in China.

    http://tinyurl.com/yeoz3fu

  33. Time to trip through the links.

    I BE BACK

  34. What’s shakin’, Sugarbritches?

  35. Cyn,
    Yea, I agree. I don’t know why that is legal.

    Andrew Vachss has written some great pieces on how our current society, pop culture in particular, is degrading the protection we once gave children and how many programs, such as John and Kate, are actually abusive toward the children and exploitative.

    http://www.vachss.com/

    This is a case of a band terrorizing a child to sell more records.

  36. TGSG teaches his liberal neighbors how to launch their boat:

    http://tinyurl.com/yjd9fhv

  37. I am mixing Nyquil with vodka. Because everybody knows the healing ingredient is vodka.

    Everyone knows this.

  38. Lauraw?

    http://tinyurl.com/y8fca2p

  39. LauraW – It just started snowing down here. A harbinger of “THE BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY”!!!!

  40. Started snowing here around 0930 MCPO, and it hasn’t stopped yet.

    OMGWTFGRIZZLEYSPIDER!

    http://tinyurl.com/y9dfzc5

  41. HAH. BRILLIANCE!

    whore. EXCELLENT MODO
    Mobile. My mother and eldest younger sis were born there. WATCH YOUR WHORE MOUTH ROSETTA.
    FDR. HAHAHAHAHA
    City references = food + 4 Nobel Peace Prizes
    Duff! I will now kiss you full on the mouth.
    PEACE THROUGH DOUCHE!
    Also PEACE THROUGH LEG TINGLES
    minus eleventy for your hose fetish crap
    Also where’d you get that picture of my fraternity’s pledge Hell Night? BASTARD!
    Don’t Tase Me Bro – that guy was a bitch crybaby
    I always think of Shuster when I defecate.

    WELL DONE YOU MISERYUN

  42. *slowly backs away from DinT*

  43. L to R: Mare, Rosetta, lauraw

    http://tinyurl.com/ylonroh

  44. WELL DONE YOU MISERYUN

    Hahahahaha. That was a good BBF review. You should smoke crack more often.

    And what picture is your fraternity hell night?

  45. look, Duff is just a good bassist.

    I’m not like, marrying Rosie or nuthin

  46. The torched cross.

    I’m from the South. We do that, ask David Shuster.

  47. This is going to be a great weekend, starting tonight.
    Fantastic sporting events.
    Tomorrow my beloved UNLV is taking on the evil BYU in Vegas, then Superbowl!

    Skiing tomorrow during the day before the game.

    Love weekends like this.

  48. Peace blimp raised a cool $25 today.

  49. Uni, do you have your Final Four picked yet?

    Rosetta, Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! for today’s BBF choice.

  50. The torched cross.

    I’m from the South. We do that, ask David Shuster.

    Oh.

  51. NO DOUCHE NO PEACE

  52. clint,
    not yet.

    You?

  53. Peace blimp raised a cool $25 today.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    At this rate, when they get their blimp they can fly it over our colony on Mars.

  54. Peace blimp raised a cool $25 today.

    I was feeling generous.

    Actully, I wouldn’t even give them a wedgie, if I could.

  55. KEEP YOUR DOUCHE OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!

    Wait…

  56. Jebus! I’m watching a TV series on Xbox 360 today. The frigging local stations are freaking out over this snow storm. Driving me crazy enough to think that Democrats can fix the economy. Hyperbole much?

  57. MCPO, they’re saying the storm will miss us to the South. Honestly I was kind of looking forward to a good couple feet of snow. When it happens on the weekend it’s a lot easier on everybody.

  58. NO DOUCHE NO PEACEPIECE

    FTFY

  59. Dinner tonight will be sliced ham, baked potato, asparagus, and bourbon.

    No redheads will be present for the dinner.

  60. NSFW Ines Cudna: http://tinyurl.com/yg44pvo

  61. NSFW Ines Cudna: http://tinyurl.com/yg44pvo

    (A) It’s cold in there.

    (2) Is the patch really necessary?

    (pi) Sliced ham is better with ketchup

  62. I agree, patch is distracting.

    I will ask her to take it off.

  63. ♫ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mornin’. I’d hammer in the evenin’, on Rosetta’s gland. ♫ Catchy.

  64. I will ask her to take it off.

    I’m reasonably certain that if you got within 100 feet of her she would repeatedly Taze you in the nut.

  65. she would repeatedly Taze you in the nut.

    Wouldn’t any of us, given the chance? Taze him, I mean.

  66. Rosey,
    It doesn’t hurt to try.

    30 years ago it would be considered romantic.

  67. Two of our top 10 search terms today are:

    Steve Buscemi

    Cowboy

    Hahahahahaha.

  68. ♫ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mornin’. I’d hammer in the evenin’, on Rosetta’s gland. ♫ Catchy.

    This is what your singing sounds like.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzdnrk3

    This is what my singing sounds like:

    http://tinyurl.com/yau48eb

  69. DOUCHE PEACE SNOW

    for hits.

  70. Rosetta, nice tits today. One wiener up.

    Thanks bitch.

  71. This is what my singing sounds like:

    http://tinyurl.com/yau48eb

    Richard Poon. Hahaha!

    *sends covert assassin to rip off Uniball’s one good nut*

    http://tinyurl.com/yknqdly

  72. You know….the thing about the peace blimp fund being at $372 isn’t that it’s so low, which is pretty funny, the more curious thing is what sort of weirdo would actually pledge actual money to such a stupid fucking idea?

    Those people should be hunted down and set on fire.

  73. The name is after the pen: http://www.uniball-na.com/main.taf?p=0

    Performance and Design motherfuckers!

    I had to visit a Urologist once when we were trying to have a baby, everything is aok.

  74. You’re gay, like to ski and plan on being in Europe at the end of March.

    http://tinyurl.com/yb3ryqy

  75. I wonder what movie I should fall asleep watching tonight?

    Help a brother out?

  76. Rosetta – Quit picking on Andy!!

  77. Ha!
    I just had a kid come to my door to raise money for Heart Disease. He said, “Hi, can you give me some money so I can give it to doctors”.

    Cute kid. I gave him some money.

  78. Dave,
    Ordinary People.

  79. Here ya go, Dave:

    http://tinyurl.com/25wf2k

  80. Dave,
    Enter the Dragon.

  81. Oh God not Ordinary People.

    Pups.. that one is sad as hell.

    I need blowin up. Real good.

  82. I thought you wanted to sleep.

    Inglorious Bass Turds?

  83. Genital Hospital is a pretty good movie to watch if you want a nap.

  84. http://bacn.me/t28

  85. Soooo, I’ve been busy this afternoon:

    http://is.gd/7Mn1U

  86. Here’s one of Rosetta’s favorites: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/

  87. shithead.

    I just got a txt mesage from my youngest that kinda gave me a perspective on life. One of those moments I never expected, but makes life pretty danged awesome.

  88. MCPO,
    That’s a pretty strange movie.

    But a great soundtrack:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

  89. was the txt message “shithead”?

  90. >> was the txt message “shithead”?

    STOP USING YOUR POWERS OF INSPECTYNESS!

  91. Try this one on Dave:

    http://tinyurl.com/yc3k4zf

    More implosion than explosion, really.

  92. Uni – Every time I hear that song, I’m back to being that young Sailor in an Ibiza disco. . . lots of years ago.

  93. Excellent Krauthammer per usual.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjplyt9

  94. “The Notebook”

  95. Better Krauthammer:

    http://is.gd/7MnxY

  96. I got a text from my youngest today, too.

    “Lane Kiffin wants a verbal commitment.”

  97. Uni – Every time I hear that song, I’m back to being that young Sailor in an Ibiza disco. . . lots of years ago.

    That’s hilarious that you’ve been to Ibiza, Niner.

  98. *bows to Cuffy Meigs*

  99. “Every time I hear that song, I’m back to being that young Sailor in an Ibiza disco”

    Ha!

    It does take you back doesn’t it.

    It takes me back to Chico’s Pizza on Waialae Ave in Honolulu where people played it over and over again on the jukebox.

  100. Thank you, Mr. President!

  101. Soooo, I’ve been busy this afternoon:

    http://is.gd/7Mn1U

    Hahahahahaha. That was my favorite line in BBF. When I wrote that I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    [not glum]

  102. It takes me back to kindergarten.

    Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton

  103. Romney’s

    {bum?}

  104. Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton

    Don’t forget jazz hands, Gaylord McGoatse.

  105. xbrad, where are you right now? Starbucks?

  106. I’m in the fucking kitchen, making lunch.

  107. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097364/

    Best movie of all time! Read the reviews if you don’t believe me.

  108. brad,
    Are you going to have an ass sandwich?

  109. who made me the luckiest guy on the planet?

    I am. I’ll fight anyone who thinks otherwise.

  110. Lunch today is Top Ramen.

  111. Dave,
    Fuck you and your good luck.

  112. kidding, what made you so lucky?

  113. Cuffy – You probably never heard this one ether

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMc_Q0bBRjg

    This one is a memory of weekend camping on the beach at Trafalgar. I had never seen so many stars.

  114. MCPO,
    By stars do you mean bungholes?

  115. SHE”S PLAYING A ZITHER!!!

  116. So what’s the good news, Dave?

  117. Uni – By stars I mean the light from ancient suns, seen at night and away from competing artificial lights. And by “bungholes”, I assume you mean your normal view from near the back of the pack.

  118. Cuffy – Cool, huh?

    [strum]

  119. MCPO,
    What memory does this bring back: http://tinyurl.com/c5uftc

  120. What memory does this bring back:

    That night that you sobbed while biting the pillow and kept saying, “More lube, please!”

  121. MCPO,
    By stars do you mean bungholes?

    Hahahahaha. Uni makes a rare funneh.

    What the difference between Uniball fucking a Laotian woman named Larry and Cuffy piercing his nipples with a zither string?

  122. Brad, it’s just that alll the truck shit and all is fine.

  123. Dave,
    Just because your tat turned out exactly as you wanted it doesn’t mean you are lucky.
    http://tinyurl.com/yz6h97f

  124. Did you know that zither spelled backwards is rehtiz?

    True story, extremely light-skinned negroes.

  125. “What the difference between Uniball fucking a Laotian woman named Larry and Cuffy piercing his nipples with a zither string?”

    Cuffy is having more fun than Larry?

  126. I have written a new end to a GEICO commercial.

    Fucking annoying chick: DISCOUNT!!! Will you sign up online?

    Douche: Yes!

    Fucking annoying chick: DISCOUNT!!!

    Douche: YEAH!!!!

    Fucking annoying chick: Sorry….there’s no discount for agreeing with me.

    Douche: Is there a discount if I give you a fucking Carnegie Hall?

    Fin.

  127. That’s a Progressive commercial, douchehole.

    You know, a company run by…

    progressives?

  128. ok i need sleep

  129. That’s a Progressive commercial, douchehole.

    It is?

    Well apparently their ad campaign isn’t helping because it sucks cock.

  130. Actually maybe the purpose of those commercials is to (1) make people think it’s a GEICO commercial and (2) piss them off.

    In that case it’s an excellent success.

    STFUX

  131. It’s snowing and icing here and I don’t wanna go to this party.

    Later tonight the roads are going to suck more than MCPO trying to hit his recruiting goal.

  132. Where is everybody? Fucking their breadmakers?

  133. I’m here. Just keeping quiet.

  134. It’s snowing and icing here and I don’t wanna go to this party.

    Booze stocked, ravioli cooked, fire on. . . snowing like a Mo’Fo.

    I’m set.

  135. Rosie – I actually click on the links and read the articles. I’m so strange that way!

  136. I’m here. Just keeping quiet.

    You’re not supposed to shut your pie hole until I tell you.

    UNDERSTAND SHUTTING PIE HOLE RULES FAIL!!!!

  137. Rosetta,
    You in STL, right?

  138. Take a sweet suck of my ass, Rosarita.

    And bring me a sammich.

  139. Sorry, I was lighting some candles.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfzg5hy

  140. I’m still here too. I’m working on presenting you with a prize, perhaps even better than Nobel.

  141. What kind of ravioli are you having, Geez?

    And is it homemade?

  142. BEHOLD! My first xtranormal movie:

    http://is.gd/7Mrai

  143. Hi Cyn, Hi Romy.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzbyuok

  144. Rosie – Mixed – beef and cheese. Not homemade, but with a nice Marinara sauce, shredded Parmesan cheese, green beans and garlic bread. YUM-ME!!!

  145. This and a new box of diapers came in the mail today.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USnuqsQObvM

  146. Uni, depending on how teams are spread about, I’m thinking Kansas, Villanova, Kentucky and ??? maybe a sleeper team like Baylor or Kansas State or one of the myriad up and coming teams from down in Florida that are starting to surprise some folks.

  147. Not homemade, but with a nice Marinara sauce, shredded Parmesan cheese, green beans and garlic bread. YUM-ME!!!

    Lazy.

  148. Rosie – Should I put it on my Netflix que?

  149. Lazy.

    HEY ASSHOLE! I got dressed and went out today among the storm zombies to get booze and smokes!

  150. BEHOLD! My first xtranormal movie:

    http://is.gd/7Mrai

    I read that beat Rachel Maddow in the ratings.

    GOOD JOB, PACQUER DE FUDGE!!!

  151. This and a new box of diapers came in the mail today.

    You got another bird in the house?

  152. HEY ASSHOLE! I got dressed and went out today among the storm zombies to get booze and smokes!

    Hahahahahaha.

    One time I made homemade lobster ravioli.

    – 800,000 points

  153. Best BBF poat ever! Who did it? I know it says Rosetta but I’m not believin’ it.

  154. You got another bird in the house?

    NO MORE BIRDS!!! I took that stupid wreath down and burned it.

  155. Rosetta, thanks for linking that Krauthammer article. Outstanding!

  156. You got another bird in the house?

    NO MORE BIRDS!!! I took that stupid wreath down and burned it.

    Shut your pie hole, Roamy!

    fixt

  157. Best BBF poat ever! Who did it? I know it says Rosetta but I’m not believin’ it.

    There is a new rule that you have to pay $1,000 to hang out here.

  158. GOOD JOB, PACQUER DE FUDGE!!!

    Thanks, my favorite part is the strum-shart.

  159. There is a new rule that you have to pay $1,000 to hang out here.

    I’ll ask MCPO for a loan. Hot Spur told me they collected dues at their Lemon Party Club last week.

  160. Rosetta, what are you wearing?

  161. Rosetta, thanks for linking that Krauthammer article. Outstanding!

    You’re welcome buddy. I don’t know what’s happened to Krauthammer but his analysis, critique and carving skillz are sharper than ever.

    He’s always been good but he’s stepped it up ten notches.

  162. Rosetta, what are you wearing?

    The skin of missing hookers.

  163. Well, Rosetta, he’s never actually had a communist regime feeding him ammo before.

  164. What are your Superbowl plans, Brew?

  165. Interesting poll by Fox News today showing voters are about equally pissed at both parties and just want someone other than who’s there now. No surprise there, I think, seeing the stellar job both parties have done in the last decade or so.

  166. Well, Rosetta, he’s never actually had a communist regime feeding him ammo before.

    You’re probably right but he’s been eating their lunch on a daily basis.

  167. I missed it. What did PattyAnn do to her arm?

  168. For a guy that can’t use his legs, Krauthammer sure kicks a lot of ass.

  169. Clint,

    PA went slip/fall at the local grocery. She’ll be rolling in that crazy lawsuit money soon.

  170. What are your Superbowl plans, Brew?

    Got my 18-pack of Miller High Life. Plenty of cheese. Kids and grandkids coming over to watch the game. Good times. You?

  171. For a guy that can’t use his legs, Krauthammer sure kicks a lot of ass.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Did you make that up or steal it like a dirty rat?

  172. I actually made it up.

    Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.

  173. Also, my daughter bought Just Dance for the Wii so I’ve been practicing my moves. We shot some video in case you’re interested.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPlBkumk20

  174. You?

    No real plans other than detox. I have big stuff tonight and tomorrow so I will be a bigger POS than normal on Sunday. I’m sure we’ll watch the game but no plans.

    That’s fun that you’re having the kiddos and the grandkiddos over. Don’t make the youngins drink your jenkem.

  175. Thanks, XB for the PA update. I hope she gets better soon.

  176. No real plans other than detox.

    Quitter.

  177. How much snow did you guys get today, Rosetta? We have about 5″ here.

    STFU!

  178. Shall we have a glass of 18 y/o single malt or Irish?

  179. What the horse is this lemonade.

  180. Irish, please.

  181. How much snow did you guys get today, Rosetta? We have about 5″ here.

    STFU!

    It’s snowed and spit ice all day but it’s been 33 or 34 degrees so not much is sticking. Much like MCPO we have about one inch.

  182. PA went slip/fall at the local grocery. She’ll be rolling in that crazy lawsuit money soon.

    Yikes. Did she hurt herself?

  183. She did, Rosie. She scraped her knees and fucked up her arm.

  184. Much like MCPO we have about one inch.

    The TV forecaster said, “We are expecting between 1 and 18 inches.” Herself said, “I was expecting the same thing one my wedding night. Good thing we made love 4 times!”

  185. Good morning Sean.

  186. *Reads MCPO’s honeymoon comment. Gets out ruler and calculator.*

  187. Good thing we made love 4 times!

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    The hooker told xbrad to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so he fucked her 36 times and tried to be funny.

  188. *Reads MCPO’s honeymoon comment. Gets out ruler micrometer and calculator.*

    FTFY

  189. Hey, Rosetta, would you like to buy a vowel?

    http://tinyurl.com/krrk6o

  190. I have a brand new Obama video coming…

  191. She did, Rosie. She scraped her knees and fucked up her arm.

    Well what the hell? MCPO, give her your spare Rascal.

  192. Hey, Rosetta, would you like to buy a vowel?

    http://tinyurl.com/krrk6o

    Yes. Y.

  193. And here ’tis:

  194. You know what would be a good show?

    Pimp My Hoveround.

  195. Rosie – It’s NOT a spare! It’s a back-up!

  196. Pupster,
    Would you go out and warm-up the car for me?

    http://tinyurl.com/yejg3lv

  197. I gotta run. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!!

  198. She is even hot in glasses and an old jean shirt!?!?

    http://tinyurl.com/yhmwpdr

  199. Work, work, work…

  200. Cuffy, make a video of teh one about the corpse man thing.

    Please.

    Even if it’s just — corpse man, corpse man, corpse man and then the laughing.

  201. Mesa – How ya feeling?

  202. Mesa! Are you working in your Hostages shirt? You take that off right now!

    http://tinyurl.com/yf3o47j

  203. What am eye missing?

  204. For mesa:

  205. Evenin’ bitches.

  206. Hey Andy! I stood up for you today.

  207. Cuffy,
    What program are you using to rip that video?

  208. Evening everyone.

  209. What’s shakin’, retards?

  210. Where the fuck is everyone today?

  211. Put your shirt on, Car in.

  212. Where the fuck is everyone today?

    Pissing people off is hard work. You didn’t think that you were special, did you funkyshoe”L”apeercountyrunner?

  213. I’m here. . . Who else could you want here?

  214. My youngest son just wrote a story about going to the potty. But he used periods, so it’s all good.

    Put your shirt on, Car in.

    IMPOSTOR! Where is Xbrad, and what have you done with him?

  215. I’m here. . . Who else could you want here?

    Someone who isn’t elligible for AARP membership?

  216. Pissing people off is hard work. You didn’t think that you were special, did you funkyshoe”L”apeercountyrunner?

    Oh whine whine whine. Like you don’t love it.

  217. Hey Andy! I stood up for you today.

    What’d I miss?

  218. Car in, I just don’t want you to catch cold.

  219. I’m here. . . Who else could you want here?

    Yea! Hi Chief.

  220. That is very thoughtful. You know how easily I get chilled. Man it sucks. At they gym, I see folks were tanks and short stuff. Today, I wore a long sleeve shirt and once I stopped working out I was cold.

    My sil thinks my iron may be low. We need a doctor hostage.

  221. ‘Ello, ‘Ostages. What did I miss today?

  222. We need a doctor hostage

    Wiser’s avatard is pre-med.

  223. Car in, I’m not a doctor, but I’ve got a thermometer to take your temp with…

  224. Car in, I’m not a doctor, but I’ve got a thermometer to take your temp with…

    harumph.

    More like something to prick her finger with and check her iron.

    The word you’re looking for is ‘lancet’, not “lancalot’.

  225. Don’t fall for it, Car in. That’s not a thermometer.

  226. ‘Ello, ‘Ostages. What did I miss today?

    I believe the summary goes something like this: blah, blah, blah, funneh, bewbs, blah, blah, bewbs, bewbs, blah.

  227. “I believe the summary goes something like this: blah, blah, blah, funneh, bewbs, blah, blah, bewbs, bewbs, blah.”

    Thank you, Andy. It’s so rare that someone gives me a summary!

  228. Although I doubt there was any funneh.

  229. Man, it’s been raining all day. Makes it difficult to smoke.

  230. It’s still legal to smoke in California?

  231. Although I doubt there was any funneh.

    Ok, you got me. There was lots of attempted funneh, though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl4VD8uvgec

  232. Sky – Rosetta said that Andy liked shit on rye sandwiches. I told him Andy hated rye bread!!!

  233. Who said it was legal?

    OUTLAW!!!

  234. “Sky – Rosetta said that Andy liked shit on rye sandwiches. I told him Andy hated rye bread!!!”

    That was very sweet of you, Chief. Have some whiskey. *hands Chief whiskey*

    And, yes, Sean, you’re a rebel.

  235. Cuffy made a movie you might enjoy, Ember.

    http://is.gd/7Mrai

  236. Bullshit.

    I made a funneh.

    More “heh” than “hahaha”, but it was still a funneh.

  237. I was dying on the sofa.

    I WANT TO LIVE!!

  238. Sean … you know we nearly lost an employee this week and his only risk factor was that he is a smoker …

    He went home today. He prolly gonna have to quit smoking. Blod clot caused a mini-stroke. 32 years old.

  239. Thanks, Chief. I owe you one.

  240. Jean has a long moutshace.

  241. DiT – One and a half shots of whiskey, a teaspoon of honey and a squirt of lemon juice served warm. It will cure what ails you.

  242. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

    I’m going to try some distance in my cool new running shoes tomorrow.

    Maybe even 3 miles.

    Expect to be sore on Sunday, but it ‘s a day of rest, right?

  243. I was dying on the sofa.

    I WANT TO LIVE!!

    Are you useful to the state, commerade? Because if you are not, then I’m afraid that we can only give you an aspirin and a band-aid under ObamareidpelosiCare. We must make sacrifices for the party faithful, you know.

  244. “Cuffy made a movie you might enjoy, Ember.

    http://is.gd/7Mrai

    NOOOOOOOOOOO! I’d gone almost a whole two days without that damn song in my head!

  245. So, Scott, you link’s two pings are weight loss and anemia. I am building muscle, though, have been all along. I don’t know what else I can do.

  246. I’m going to try some distance in my cool new running shoes tomorrow.

    Maybe even 3 miles.

    3 miles isn’t distance. Its a warmup.

  247. REPETE. Jean has a long moustache…

    whiskey you say? ok…

  248. No, it’s not a distance unless you’re switching to barefoot running. You’re supposed to transition slowly, and I’m an impatient person. Plus, i want to do my 5 mile runs w/o switching shoes half-way through …

  249. The chair is against the wall.

  250. Master Chief, what about 3 and a half shots?

    I’m thinking we bomb this fucker.

  251. And, I have to say, that I’m loving this minimalist running dealo. My feet feel GREAT while I”m running. I can’t wait until I’m completely traditional-shoe-free.

    The running guy at the store said to give it 6 weeks, but searching around tonight I’ve read that I can be a bit more radical. So far, I haven’t been but slightly sore the day after my runs.

  252. What is this running you all keep talking about?

  253. I really don’t miss the 12 mile days, Car in.

  254. Speaking of bandaids, how about tossing me one.

    I poked my arm on one of the cactus plants outside and I’m dripping blood on the tile. Which is OK, but if I get it on the carpet, I’ll be dead meat.

  255. Fuck Salzburg.

  256. There is a fire at the insurance agency.

  257. Well, I don’t know that I’ll ever have 12 mile days. Right now, I’m aiming for doing 7 miles a couple times a week (and one shorter run) and that will keep me happy for a while. I do want to do a half-marathon this summer, but I’m not training for a marathon or anything.

  258. The chair is against the wall.

    My finger is on the button.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hzVV2Nwfs

  259. wound my heart with a monotonous languor

  260. Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

  261. What is this running you all keep talking about?

    You know, Ember. That thing you see Ember Jr doing when it’s bedtime ….

  262. Well, I don’t know that I’ll ever have 12 mile days. Right now, I’m aiming for doing 7 miles a couple times a week (and one shorter run) and that will keep me happy for a while. I do want to do a half-marathon this summer, but I’m not training for a marathon or anything.

    What can I say? Our track coaches were cruel bastages.

  263. Son of a…

    That’s just fucking weird.

  264. The apple is in the basket.

  265. I was on track too – I was Captain my sr. year. But I was a sprinter. hurdles. Varsity since my freshman year.

  266. “You know, Ember. That thing you see Ember Jr doing when it’s bedtime ….”

    Oh, that. People do that when they don’t have parents threatening doom and destruction upon them?

  267. Fuck Salzburg

    What? Do you hate people who speak Austrian or something?

  268. There is a schnauzer in my lederhosen.

  269. ple do that when they don’t have parents threatening doom and destruction upon them?

    Well, it just takes a bit of pretending. Like, you can pretend that chief is chasing you on his amigo ….

  270. heh

  271. Romy … everything ok?

  272. “Well, it just takes a bit of pretending. Like, you can pretend that chief is chasing you on his amigo ….”

    I ran after a girl I fired once when I thought she was going to attack another employee. In stilettos. That was about two years ago. I think it was about 36 feet of running.

  273. Where has tats been? Anyone seen her?

  274. My hovercraft is full of eels.

  275. I was on track too – I was Captain my sr. year. But I was a sprinter. hurdles. Varsity since my freshman year.

    Distance and discus. And yeah, I was underweight then. Take about 20 lbs away from my FB pic, and you’ll get the idea. Not being able to eat and running that much will do that to you.

  276. n after a girl I fired once when I thought she was going to attack another employee. In stilettos. That was about two years ago. I think it was about 36 feet of running.

    Well … we’d have to build on that. You think you could ditch the stilettos? I’m thinking you’d get shin splint.

  277. The codpiece is full.

  278. Don’t order the Schnitzel, they’re using Schnauzer.

  279. “Well … we’d have to build on that. You think you could ditch the stilettos? I’m thinking you’d get shin splint.”

    I have some wedges …

  280. Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.

  281. Car in, you have seen Top Secret!, right?

  282. I talked with Tat today. She’s busy and whatnot and kinda taking a break.

    She asked me to tell you all:

    “Fuck you very much”

  283. Car in, you have seen Top Secret!, right?

    I love that movie.

    “You dropped your funny dog poop.”

    “What funny dog poop?”

  284. I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

  285. I’ve seen it, but long ago.

  286. Carin, did you say you have an orchid question?

  287. If they find out you’ve seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.

  288. Taking a break?

    So, if we go and fuck someone else, is she gonna be all pissy?

  289. “I know a little German, he’s sitting right over there.”

  290. YES. Will my orchid bloom again? I cut the long shoot off …

  291. Well, tat’s just confirmed me as a friend.

    So. She’s online.

    Just not online here.

    That’s how it is.

    I see.

  292. It’s a German name. It means ‘she whose bosoms defy gravity’.

  293. Sure it will bloom again. I’m guessing it’s some sort of phaelenopsis. Keep it happy, let it have a dormant period, and it’ll grow a brand new stalk when it’s time to bloom again.

  294. My nipples explode with delight!

  295. MOM!!! Seen’s blowing up his nipples again!!!

  296. “Latrine, Chocolate Mousse, Deja vu…”

    “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”

  297. What program are you using to rip that video?

    Movavi to downlaod it from YT, shitty Windows MovieMaker to edit it back.

  298. Blessent mon cœur d’une langueur monotone

  299. Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks.

  300. If everybody had a 12 gauge …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-jqEj1Hvnc

  301. Okay, I have to go read Ember Jr. a bedtime story and then watch Caprica. BBL.

  302. my 12 ga.

  303. My 12. ga. (the new one, anyway)

  304. My ears are burnin! My ears are burnin!

    Quit talking about me you bastards.

  305. Oh, for the love of God.

    http://www.redstate.com/vladimir/2010/02/04/dhs-fossil-fuels-and-climate-change-are-national-threats/

    (via Veeshir @ DPUD)

  306. Hey, tats! I guess we can call off the precinct-by-precinct search.

  307. My 12 ga.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8rmq3z

  308. MCPO – One and a half bottles of whiskey, a $100 honey and a squirt of lemon juice served warm. It will cure what ails you.

    Did I get that right

  309. Andy, sweet!

  310. That Beretta’s mighty nice, too, DiT. It was the other candidate when I moved to the auto from the 870.

  311. Hi Tats!

    I saw this sign today and I thought about you and your parking situation:

    http://tinyurl.com/ykfjjeh

    Nice to see you back on site.

    STFU

  312. Hi Pups.

    And I’m pretty sure you’re the one that needs to STFU.

  313. good one, chumpo

  314. Where the hell is Sohos? Jeopardy is about to come on and she hasn’t given me the answers yet.

  315. What kind of fish is this Tattoo? Does it make a good pet?

    http://tinyurl.com/yzzp2o9

  316. Pups, that’s the very rare, toothed penis eating fish. Fun swimming.

  317. And I’m pretty sure you’re the one that needs to STFU.

    L to R

    Pupster, Tattoo

    http://tinyurl.com/yb2d257

  318. Howdy Tats

  319. The WaPo actually ran this?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjz3rt8

  320. L to R

    TI, Pups, xbrad

  321. The decor in the “Ines nude suit” picture was hideous. It was so ugly it distracted me from the lovely “lady” in the nude suit.

    The video of the Ryan at the freak show as hilarious.

    I can’t wait to read the rest of Rosetta’s BBF, but I’m going to a UH men’s volleyball match against UCLA.

    See you later, suckers.

  322. Fun swimming.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8b3nhf

  323. Much love Romy. almost done reading the comments.

  324. There’s decor?

  325. Decor? I was too busy looking for teh nips.

  326. Have fun at the match Mare.

    Be sure to cheer real loud.

    http://tinyurl.com/yf67rm3

  327. Happy fried egg. I just went out to dinner. Regular place not great good bar. I had to coach a “bartender hoe to make a Gin Matinni. WTF.

  328. Score from the big game: Scotch 1, Ice Cubes 0

  329. “Bartender how” Not hoe in the ebonics sense.

  330. Hahahaha mr. c. I was gonna ask about the bartender ho.

  331. *barfs just a little, falls down, shudders.*

  332. Made more sense the first time.

    WTF is a Matinni? An afternoon drink at half price?

  333. Thanks, Pup. That’s exactly how I’ll look.

  334. WTF is a Matinni?

    A Mantinni w/o the important bits?

  335. http://www.cornsnakes.net/gallery.php?catid=2&id=66

    I WANT ONE! IT’S PINK!

  336. Yes. Three shots for the price of one. It’s just tough taking that much grain at room temp. To finish it off you may through a “drop or two” of dry vermouth. That is what the bartender didn’t understand. No big *barfs a little more* I got my drink on.

  337. Jesus Andy! Buy a pick and a drum machine you cheap bastard.

    http://tinyurl.com/yadtjs

  338. http://www.cornsnakes.net/gallery.php?catid=3&id=71

  339. KILL IT, TAT!!!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

  340. My next 12 ga

    http://www.browning.com/products/catalog/imagepreview.asp?cat_id=013&type_id=356

  341. KILL IT, TAT!!!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

    NOOOOO!

    That’s gonna be my new baby.

    Probably not the pink one. But I’m contemplating picking up a corn snake.

  342. So…do you like the white snake or the pink snake the best Tattoo?

    Inquiring minds and all that.

  343. The white one pups. But I like this guy too.

    http://www.cornsnakes.net/gallery.php?catid=2&id=190

  344. Grizzley spider or spider bear?

    http://tinyurl.com/y9dfzc5

  345. Or the striped butter
    http://www.cornsnakes.net/gallery.php?catid=2&id=76

  346. Grizzley spider or spider bear?

    Bearantula.

  347. The white one pups.

    *thud*

  348. I suggest a peace corn snake, $372 should cover it.

  349. Scott’s like feldspar.

  350. My next 12 ga

    That’s really nice. The Ruger Red Label is a pretty sweet O/U, too.

    My dad still shoots a Winchester 101 that he bought new before I was even a twinkle in his eye. It may be chambered 2 3/4″ and choked skeet/skeet, but God help a dove that gets anywhere near him with that thing.

  351. Bedtime for Pupster.

    Take it home fail frog.

    http://tinyurl.com/yelker8

  352. Night pups.

    Sweet snakey dreams.

  353. I’d love to have this 12. Don’t know if I’ll ever pull the trigger on that kinda dough or not.

    http://www.ableammo.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=104810

  354. My old standby is a Winchester model 12 pump.

    Dad bought it used in 74.

  355. I’ve only owned 2 shotguns, both 12ga.

    One was a singleshot Sears break-action (surprisingly good gun).

    The other was an old Ithaca pump. Never liked it.

  356. Ain’t nothing wrong with a Model 12. Speaking of which, I’d love to have a Model 97 “trench gun” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WncsterCatMod97trench.jpg

  357. The WaPo actually ran this?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjz3rt8

    Did you read the comments? Talk about missing the point. Geeezzz.

  358. PG, that’s basically the same shotgun as the camo one in the picture I linked above.

    Same $$$$ too. Hard to part with, but well worth it.

  359. Jake Tapper calls the coming Snopacalypse in DC…

    KEYSER SNöWZE

  360. Did you read the comments?

    Oh hell no. Comment sections like that are cesspools of dipshittery, asshattery, self-fellation, and all around dumbassness.

  361. Oh hell no. Comment sections like that are cesspools of dipshittery, asshattery, self-fellation, and all around dumbassness.

    **cough**IB**cough**

  362. WTH are you guys so slow tonight? I need to be entertained, dammit.

  363. Some of you morons may recall General Douchey McSoulpatch, who invaded the Houston Mayor’s victory party.

    http://tinyurl.com/ydjbd6a

    I’m pleased to announce that one of my tipsters tells me he was arrested tonight by the FBI for Stolen Valor violations.

  364. HAH. Awesome

  365. We haven’t heard from Vmax tonight, so I’m guessing the Redhead:

    a. slept with him

    b. killed him, chopped up his body and fed it to the dogs

    or

    c. both a and b

  366. Back.

  367. Why do I spend 2 hours fighting this crappy connection to download 30 minutes of porn when I know damn well I only need 3 minutes worth?

  368. I am remembering what an awesome producer Alan Parsons was.

  369. Excellent, xbrad. If the feds are looking for some revenue raising opportunities, and you know they are, I suggest selling tickets to the cage match between this fucker and a randomly selected female soldier.

  370. Night all

  371. Andy, I was thinking more along the lines of the old scheme where ten bucks bought you one free smack with a hammer.

  372. I leave for 2 hours and Tats shows up? And then when I come back, Tats leaves? Shitty.

  373. Why do I spend 2 hours fighting this crappy connection to download 30 minutes of porn when I know damn well I only need 3 minutes worth?

    Dude. That’s a week’s day’s supply right there.

  374. Andy, I was thinking more along the lines of the old scheme where ten bucks bought you one free smack with a hammer.

    How much for the chainsaw?

  375. You only get one limb with the chainsaw. You gotta save some for the others in line.

  376. You only get one limb with the chainsaw. You gotta save some for the others in line.

    I’m a capitalist. Fuck the next “x” people in line if I’ll pay more than what they would have to go all Scarface on that douche.

  377. WhooHo, Red just left. I pulled off a successful dinner. Lots of good conversation, and cuddles on the couch while watching a movie.

  378. Skyyyyyyyy … come baaaaaccckkkkkk ….!!!

  379. Excellent, vmax. Third date’s time to spring the minivan on her. Hope she’s up for it.

  380. Vmax survived, but didn’t sleep with her? I didn’t know there was an option “d”…

  381. I’m still here, Andy. Just ’cause you asked all pathetic like.

  382. There were pathetic tears. But I drank all the Scotch and Bourbon in the house, so I have that going for me.

  383. No booze in the house? How sad.

  384. Well, at least Andy didn’t chase off Sky.

    **shakes andy at Sky**

    MARE!!!!

  385. “**shakes andy at Sky**

    MARE!!!!”

    That was weird.

  386. X there is always a option that includes not having sex. I think it is a rule or something.

    I also would not put something like that out on the innertubes for you know like the whole world to know?

    Zeke and Bear got along with Frodo her little fluffy thing. However Zeke thinks she is his girlfriend, he was quite upset when I was on one side of her and Frodo was on the other. He had to lay on her feet.

  387. Just what I’d hoped for … a stupid movie to watch. Groundhog Day is on, and I could watch Andie McDowell over and over and over.

    But it would never work out between us. People would call and ask for me on the phone when they wanted to talk to her. It would be all fucked up. *sigh*

  388. Vmax, what is it with you and chicks with dogs named Frodo?

  389. No booze in the house? How sad.

    Still have vodka, tequila, assorted liqueurs, wine and beer. That should get me to the liquor store tomorrow.

  390. Groundhog Day has been on a million times this week.

  391. Groundhog Day has been on a million times this week.

    On this blog alone.

  392. Hi Sky!
    How are you this evening?

  393. **taps sippycup on window**

  394. *pours xbrad whiskey* Hey Vmax. How are you?

  395. what is it with you and chicks with dogs named Frodo?
    It is just PJM and Red.
    Chicks name their dogs Frodo?

  396. vmax, the laying on the feet thing is cute. Our Golden Retriever is a foot-layer, too.

  397. I have never named an animal Frodo. I once had a cat named Mornie, which is Tolkein elvish for shadow.

  398. I guess I will have to get her a Valentines day present. Have any ideas Sky?

    She liked the dinner, but really liked dessert, a brownie and vanilla ice cream.

    Sounds like chocolate should be included somehow. Something else surely must be required. Flowers at work? Flowers a work, romantic dinner and chocolates?

  399. Tolkein elvish for shadow.

    Major geek cred you have!

  400. Well, I don’t know that I’m the right person to ask, Vmax, since I wanted this:

    I like chocolate covered cherries a whole bunch, though. Never hurts. And flowers are probably cool, too. I dry roses, so I love a single rose.

  401. “Major geek cred you have!”

    It ain’t easy, being this much of a nerd.

  402. It ain’t easy, being this much of a nerd.

    Welcome home.

  403. Buy her a Minivan.

  404. Thanks, Andy. I am secure in my nerdness.

  405. heheheheh
    kitty chainsaw

    I have some logs that I need cut Sky!

    is yoda geek enough for you?

  406. Star Wars is kind of mainstream geek, Vmax.

  407. Buy her a Minivan.
    Dayum! I have to pay for it?

  408. Star Wars?

    http://tinyurl.com/yalu5rb

  409. Good to know, I am a mainstream geek moron.

    I can live with that.

  410. I’ve thought about doing a Leia cosplay, xbrad, but it’s just so typical.

  411. That is my definition of a flatbelly X.

  412. Dayum! I have to pay for it?

    Dunno.

    Can you get one with a five-finger discount?

  413. I caught my daughter playing Spear of Destiny with my dad tonight on his old ass computer. She is scary good at it. Great reaction time, hand eye coordination, and that bloodlust all girls need in today’s world.

  414. Can you get one with a five-finger discount?

    xbrad. funneh. WTF?

  415. andy: it’s like the Haley’s Comet: once every 76 years, X Brad utters a funneh

  416. Sweet, Eddie!

    When my little girl helped me field dress the turkeys I killed this spring (with the shotgun ^^^ upthread), I knew I had her.

  417. I’ve thought about doing a Leia cosplay, xbrad, but it’s just so typical.

    I prefer the term “classic”

  418. andy: it’s like the Haley’s Comet: once every 76 years, X Brad utters a funneh

    He had a spurt of funneh around new year’s. So he’s probably done for the year decade.

  419. andy: between her urge to shoot everything with four legs in those arcade games, the zombie hunts, and her asking me why I don’t shoot the squirrels in our backyard (“daddy can’t afford to have the STLP-D pay him a visit”), she has awesome written all over her.

  420. Zeke catching his ball
    Got it!

  421. You should have shot the squirrels, Eddie.

    Who do you think stole the gutters? The cat?

  422. “daddy can’t afford to have the STLP-D pay him a visit”

    Hahahahaha. She’s a little outlaw.

  423. We do have two squirrels in our yard that seem to taunt me. Fuckers know more than they are letting on

  424. Good night all.
    Sparks at full throttle.
    Sparks in his eyes

  425. Anybody ever done the count on how many days it takes Bill Murray to figure out how to schtupp Andie McDowell on the first date in this movie?

  426. ht yall

  427. ‘Night vmax. Sweet dreams of teh love interest.

  428. dunno, Andy.

    But when she does the little “chipmunk” teeth in the van on the way up, I fall in love with her every time.

  429. If you had a dog Eddy,
    Teh squirrels would not taunt, they would run for their lives!

  430. Do I want to get up and make food, or am I too lazy?

  431. I think if you have to ask, it’s the latter.

  432. I think you wanna get up and make food.

    Specifically, a sammich.

    For me.

  433. I was motivated too earlier, but Mr. Ember hadn’t done the dishes. Now that the dishes are done, I’m hungry – but lazy. It’s quite lame.

  434. Ham and cheese.

    Swiss.

    **taps foot impatiently**

  435. That’s cute, xbrad, but it ain’t happenin’.

  436. I hope Ember’s in the kitchen making me a sammich, and not just ignoring me.

  437. Hmmph.

    I thought we had something special.

  438. *hands xbrad a bowl of death chili* I made myself some, so I figured I’d heat some up for you too.

  439. Thanks. I was about to get some CoCo Puffs, but figgered I could count on you.

  440. I accidentally put too much death paste in, though, so it is really, really spicy. And I mean painfully spicy.

  441. Great. I’ll be sharting all over the blog in an hour.

  442. Yeah, I accidentally put a double dose of habanero paste in there. Delicious.

  443. Seriously.

    Someone already came up with feldspar.wordpress.com

  444. Goddammit!!!

    outofnowhere?!?!

  445. Finally.

  446. why doesn’t

    http://outofnowhere.wordpress.com/

    have H2 on its blogroll?

  447. Shaddup.

    I’m doing something.

  448. Flipped over to “Navy SEALS” for a second. I forgot how suxxor this movie was before I knew real Navy SEALS.

  449. It’s a great movie, Andy.

  450. Lost in Translation is on now. Scarlett Johansson, filthy Scandi and Obama supporter, is fucking hawt! It appears my dick has no standards.

  451. I can forgive her being Scandi, and I can forgive her being an Obot.

    But she married Ryan what’shisname.

    Whore.

  452. Dicks don’t need standards, Andy. It’s okay.

  453. Hey, Ryan whatshisname is hot. I can’t forgive him for marrying her.

  454. It’s a great movie, Andy.

    It kind of was when it came out in the Reagan-ish era. After spending some time bullshitting with Marcus Luttrell, Charlie Sheen’s on-screen bravado doesn’t mean much.

  455. FYI, I’m starting a new blog.

    Not that I dislike this place, I mean, I started this place. Well, WP created it so he could blog at my old place and then I appropriated it and abused it until WP came up with the idea of inviting our favorite commenters from AoS.

    The splitters from the splitters.

    Then I gave it a name.

    A beautiful thing.

    That grew up, left home, tried to kill it’s parents, carjacked a tank and then died spectacularly in dimly lit nothingness. And…was reincarnated as H2.

    I love this place, I do.

    I just feel a need for the old, jaded, no holds barred, acerbic wit that was the reason for starting this place.

    The Hostages has gotten big — there’s something like thirty people with the keys. It’s become more of a chat room . Which is fine.

    People actually care about each others feelings. I LIVE with people I met from here and care about their feelings.

    But, this place was started as a feelings free zone. Bring your best — or go home. And, it worked.

    I used to post almost daily — If i put up a post once a month now; that’s a lot. I’d like to get back to posting things a bit more. I’d like to have discussion like we used to three or four years ago back at AoS or two years ago at the original Hostages.

    In no way am I saying that I want to leave this group. I love you all. I just miss what started this whole thing — the balls to the wall humor. No thin skin allowed. Make teh funny or get the fuck out.

    Yes. You can go back.

  456. Fuckin’ A … this is the headline I’ve been waiting on for a while: Climate scepticism ‘on the rise’, BBC poll shows

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/02/05/inconvenient-truth-in-britain-skepticism-on-the-rise/

  457. Yes. You can go back.

    I can’t.

    I ain’t got enough funneh.

  458. Fuck you, Mesa.

  459. Mesa, have some whiskey.

  460. Oops. Didn’t realize it was 1:30. I’m off to bed. See you losers tomorrow.

  461. What kind of no-holds barred blog HAS MY COMMENT IN MODERATION, ASSFUCK1!?!?

  462. xbrad, you pretended to have no funneh.

    I think you know what I meant before — you were around.

    sky, I like whiskey. Bourbon whiskey.

  463. Not my blog.

    Pissed that someone else has feldspar and outofnowhere.

  464. Oh.

  465. Mesa, what would you do different than here?

  466. Anyway, more info to follow in days ahead.

    Posts that are actually posts. That foment either discussion or joke threads. An alternative to this place. The wrong smart side of the tracks.

    No gossip.

    Like IB, but actually interesting.

  467. Andy — everything.

  468. Kinda like AMA with more snark.

  469. Too many blogs, AoS included have become too homogenised.

    Lost focus. Or lesser focus. Appealing to the broader audience.

    I couldn’t care less about the broader audience. There’s enough of that everywhere.

    We used to have a focus. Twisted, yes. But it was really fun. But, there was no real content. It would be interesting to combine content with the fun.

  470. Andy — everything.

    That’s a bullshit answer.

    I’m not sure I have a fakey-internet need that’s not being met by some combination of FB, the HQ and this place.

  471. xbrad, I wish AMA was that good. Thank you.

    I look at the work that Rosetta puts into the BBF’s — it’s awesome.

    Beyond AMA. Way beyond. Too much talent hanging out here.

    Every post a BBF or a Cuffy Instalanche — or don’t post it. On fucking topic. Threads that stay alive.

    I’m doing this because a few people have asked me to. I think that it could be a good thing.

    New rules, though.

  472. That’s a bullshit answer.

    Thus the need.

  473. It would be interesting to combine content with the fun.

    Sounds a lot like this blog: http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/

  474. ABC13 in Houston has a story on Gen. Soulpatch getting busted.

    http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2010/02/bg-mcsoulpatch-arrested-by-fbi.html

    I haven’t seen it yet since my connection is shitacular.

  475. What the fuck ever happened to Atrios?

    Talk about missing out on the big blog money.

  476. I haven’t seen it yet since my connection is shitacular.

    You know, I might have some sympathy if you were paying for it.

  477. That’s awesome, xbrad.

    I tried to follow up on that idiot the other day, but there was nothing new.

  478. xbrad, NO. FUCKING. WAY. is this guy’s name really “Michael Patrick McManus”

    Mc*ANUS … really???? …. he makes it sooooo easy.

  479. Yeah, CJ shot me a comment, and I just saw that CDR Sal had the goods. I think it’s awesome he got arrested on a Friday afternoon. Which means he won’t see a judge till Monday. Which means a weekend in jail .

  480. Mesa, go bail him out and powder coat his soon to be dead ass!

  481. His boyfriend answered the door with a CIA hat on and said, “I don’t know anything about this.”

    I

  482. Deep cover.

  483. H2 DVD review of Lost in Translation: If I was in Tokyo with Scarlett Johansson, I’d devote great effort to fucking her too. 5 stars.

  484. I just used my awesome Ace powers for the first time. I put up a headline entry.

    I feel thrilled and dirty at the same time.

    Kinda like when I boned Andy’s mom.

  485. She’s a fucking liberal, hippy slut. Hope you blew your wad on her face and threw her out in the cold.

  486. News story didn’t mention that the idiot has misrepresented himself online for years — “personal security to Coleman Powell” came out to him and Coleman said, “you’re cool dude.”

    Typical deluded lefty crap.

  487. I haven’t gotten my Ace powers back since the recent goofiness.

  488. Who the heck is Coleman Powell?

    Colin Powell maybe?

    God, Marines. You can’t teach ’em anything.

    At least their Corpse men are smart.

  489. Mesa, define “recent goofiness”

  490. Want me to forward the open blogger creds to you?

  491. And, no, I’m not trying to be a dick. I just want to know if your beefs track mine.

  492. “Coleman”

    Too many years in Detroit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Young

  493. xbrad, Ace said he’d get the new stuff to me.

    I can wait. Gives me a reason to bug him.

  494. Wow, read that wiki article on Coleman Young and tell me it wasn’t written by a third grader.

    Also leaves out 100% of his corrupt crap. No one is more responsible for destroying that city. He and his cronies raped that town.

  495. Oh, well, delete the email I just sent you.

  496. Ok.

  497. When you add a headline, ‘posed to put your name on it in brackets, sunshine.

  498. Otherwise, tis assumed it’s Ace or a regular front pager.

  499. I’m not in it for the credit. Don’t like it, fuckit.

  500. It’s not like they gave me a set of fucking instructions.

  501. It’s not like they gave me a set of fucking instructions.

    You were not brought upon this world to get it, Mr. XBrad.

  502. I think what I really need is a chart.

  503. New Birfday poat up.


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