Classless Insincerity Meets Incompetence And Lies

I have to confess, I didn’t bother watching Professor Knownothing’s SOTU speech tonight.  I had two good reasons for not doing so.  The first is avoiding his speeches prevents me from boosting my blood pressure to levels it shouldn’t be at, and the second was that I was at church, learning how to be a better judgmental Christianist who actually believes in an absolute truth other than the only remaining post-modern absolute truth that there is no absolute truth.   Because of the first, I long ago started reading the transcripts instead, although I did watch the clip where the famed “Constitutional Scholar” and noted imbecile had the audacity to sass his intellectual betters on the Court and propose that Congress pass a law reaffirming a principle that the Court just struck down as unconstitutional, presumably so the Court can…strike it down again?  This demonstration of no due respect to the concept of separation of powers reveals yet again a very, very Lilliputian intellect continually trying to clothe itself in the rainment of greatness, only to fail miserably and parade around displaying a naked pettiness and arrogance than ill-becomes any President, including the current occupant of the Oval Office.

Yes, I read the whole thing, and I highlighted the few portions that I felt deserved special rebuttal because I know the speaker knew better when the teleprompter made him utter them.  If you’re a masochist, or you just relish lies, insincerity, and complete and utter tripe wrapped up in one complete package, you can read the whole thing here.

To recover the rest, I have proposed a fee on the biggest banks. I know Wall Street isn’t keen on this idea, but if these firms can afford to hand out big bonuses again, they can afford a modest fee to pay back the taxpayers who rescued them in their time of need.

Never mind the fact that members of my administration forced some of those banks to take the money, against their better judgement, and nevermind the fact that almost all have paid these loans back, with interest.  They remain a sector of the economy that is working, and if we can’t keep them chained down with our “charity”, then we will penalize them for their independence.

As we stabilized the financial system, we also took steps to get our economy growing again, save as many jobs as possible and help Americans who had become unemployed.

And those people in the 99th congressional district of North Dakota, and the other 439 non-existent congressional districts that shared in 6.5 Billion of your tax dollars are very, very grateful indeed for your generous largesse, as are the companies that got the signs advertising all those “shovel-ready” projects made possible by your children’s willingness to become indebted to help save or create all these jobs.  As soon as I can introduce the legislation into Congress, we’ll take all these impertinent tea-baggers into custody and give them shovels to use as they work on those projects.

Let me repeat: we cut taxes. We cut taxes for 95 percent of working families. We cut taxes for small businesses. We cut taxes for first-time homebuyers. We cut taxes for parents trying to care for their children. We cut taxes for 8 million Americans paying for college. As a result, millions of Americans had more to spend on gas, and food and other necessities, all of which helped businesses keep more workers. And we haven’t raised income taxes by a single dime on a single person. Not a single dime.

That’s right.  We made a minor adjustment to payroll withholding so that you could have enough extra in your weekly check to fill the tanks of your Geo Metros, and then allowed the Bush tax cuts to sunset, so that you’ll still have to pay it all back at the end of the year.  Whatta burner on you suckers who let us have your money interest-free so you could take a vacation or buy a big screen tv with your “refund”, huh?  Don’t make any plans for Aruba this year, peasant.

Because of the steps we took, there are about 2 million Americans working right now who would otherwise be unemployed — 200,000 work in construction and clean energy, 300,000 are teachers and other education workers, tens of thousands are cops, firefighters, correctional officers and first responders. And we are on track to add another one-and-a-half-million jobs to this total by the end of the year.

Nevermind the fact that private sector jobs, the ones that actually produce the wealth to pay the taxes, are on the decline, which ultimately means less tax revenue to use to pay the higher than private sector salaries for these government jobs.  You will live to serve your betters in government, and when it becomes apparent that this approach is not sustainable, I will have found a new and better way to blame Bush for this fine mess I keep dragging us deeper into.

Now, the true engine of job creation in this country will always be America’s businesses. But government can create the conditions necessary for businesses to expand and hire more workers.

But I’m not interested in those, because like all elitists who have never worked in the private sector, I am fully possessed by the false belief that small businesses can thrive under a regime of regulation that interferes with the owners’ and entrepreurs’ instincts and judgment, and taxes designed to take the incentive out the risk-taking that drives the growth of small business to begin with.  Geniuses like myself understand that using other people’s property and labor to fund the needs of social justice aren’t just the right of government.  It is government’s duty.  Pay no attention to that silly Constitution.  I’ve told you before that it is a fundamentally flawed document.

We should start where most new jobs do — in small businesses, companies that begin when an entrepreneur takes a chance on a dream or a worker decides it’s time she became her own boss.

Yes, because when we lack that courage ourselves, and have no real comprehension how they really could help the recovery, not by oppressive taxes and regulations, but by actually creating jobs, it is always best to be the perfect parasite; never really killing the host, only taking it to the threshold of death.  But hey, if you actually beat the odds and become successful, then you should be required to pay exorbitant taxes.  Do you think redistributing all this nation’s wealth is easy?   Government will have to hire hundreds of thousands of people to give your money to others, minus the usual handling costs.

Through sheer grit and determination, these companies have weathered the recession and are ready to grow.

Actually, I know that it is despite my naive and dangerous fiscal policy, and all the uncertainty that it brings, that some companies have managed to hang on.  Make no mistake, we will be doing everything we can to make them as dependent on us as the rest of the population, or we will drive the out of business.

One place to start is serious financial reform. Look, I am not interested in punishing banks, I’m interested in protecting our economy.

Oh no.  I am much more interested in controlling them.    But for those that continue to fail to see it our way, yeah, we will lean on them, demonize them, and not stop until protestors are on the lawns of the executives of those uncooperative banks, and they have to come to us for protection.

Last week, the Supreme Court reversed a century of law to open the floodgates for special interests — including foreign corporations — to spend without limit in our elections. Well, I don’t think American elections should be bankrolled by America’s most powerful interests, or worse, by foreign entities.

…unless they are unions, which do their damnedest to prevent our nations corporations from being competitive with the rest of the world, and have elevated scorched earth from a last-ditch effort of desperate powers to a predictable and repeated tactic directly contributing to the downfall of companies that are “too big to fail”, making it necessary for us to steal from your children, and your children’s children, to prop these companies back up so we can give the to the very same powerful interests, the unions, in derrogation of legitimate creditors and bondholders, the ones who formerly took that risk because they foolishly believed that the law was inviolate and protected their interests and investments…right up to the moment we told them to capitulate, or else…

 They should be decided by the American people, and that’s why I’m urging Democrats and Republicans to pass a bill that helps to right this wrong.

Because, while I’m rumored to be a Constitutional scholar, I already told you that I believe that the document is fundamentally flawed, and the idea that the Supreme Court is the ultimate arbiter of what is and is not constitutional is one of those many flaws.  Let me be clear.  Over two hundred years of jurisprudence is wrong.  We are not a nation of laws, we are a nation of men, ruled by men, and more specifically, me.  And I say that my friends in the unions do not like having competition in the area of political speech by the owners of corporations, so I will personally see to it that any bill Congress sees fit to pass that reaffirms the principle overturned by the Court last week will be upheld, even if I have start appointing more Justices to the Court to do it.  I have a whole bunch of eminently qualified people in my administration to nominate.  Sterling intellects like Harold Koh, and John Holdren, who will help ensure the advancement of whatever progressive principles that we cannot achieve in Congress, thanks to those spineless members who have fallen prey to the false belief that they are actually accountable to the voters, rather than charged with doing what we tell them is best for the citizens.

Crossposted at Taxes, Stupidity, and Death.

473 Comments

  1. Gist!

  2. I’ve seen this post somewhere before. Who did you steal it from?

  3. I’ve seen this post somewhere before. Who did you steal it from?

    Are you really gonna make me come down to Texas to kick you in the poon?

    Well, at least by the wedding, your fingers should be healed up, so at least you’ll have that going for you. Unless Count sticks your head in the fan next time.

  4. This demonstration of no due respect to the concept of separation of powers reveals yet again a very, very Lilliputian intellect continually trying to clothe itself in the rainment of greatness, only to fail miserably and parade around displaying a naked pettiness and arrogance than ill-becomes any President, including the current occupant of the Oval Office.

    Guh?

  5. Lauraw tried to tell you. I think they wanted it to be a surprise.
    I was expecting someone famous, like bob from carin’s blog, not you two.

    Ha ha ahaa …

    Now THAT would have been fun.

  6. Oh SHIT. Carl Levin is going to be on the radio in a minute.

    That fuck.

  7. Just when I think this Fraud occupying the Oval Office could not get any more clueless, he brings the surprise. What.A.Class.Act.

  8. *** Tosses Coffee on Counter ***

    *** Plays MP3 WolfWhistle at PattyAnn ***

    *** Dashes off to MouseHunt ***

  9. ohmydearlord. My finger can’t take this much scrolling this early.

  10. Didn’t listen to much of it, but I quickly discovered that I can’t stand his folksy delivery of the SotU. It’s the most formal speech in the country, but he kept breaking into those confidential asides, “now I’m blah blah” and “let me explain.”

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  13. Puke:

    http://is.gd/7dzsY

  14. Good morning, bastardages. Have you all recovered from your SOTU drinking games? I didn’t watch it – I was too damn busy trying to figure out the 1099s, W-2s, and W-3s for my business. Fuck the IRS.

  15. Lord. He’s mad.

  16. Buckley must have been tweaking on fucking meth if he liked that speech. Holy shit.

    Over at DU this morning they’re discussing how to impeach Alito for making faces.

    SIGH.

  17. I didn’t avoid the STFU address for any of the noble reasons you mentioned. I just avoided it because I make a constant practice of avoiding scumbags when possible.

  18. I see you all survived last night, as well as BiW’s transoceanic poat.

    Mornin’, playmates.

  19. That’s OK, pendejo — Rosie and wiser avoided us.

  20. I just avoided it because I make a constant practice of avoiding scumbags when possible.

    And yet you hang out here. Seems like a contradiction to me.

  21. Over at DU this morning

    I hope you washed your hands before commenting back here after visiting that place…

  22. *looks around at H2 piles of empty bottles, dried old pizza boxes, and half-conscious bodies littering the floor*

    ….you’re kidding, right?

  23. >> Over at DU this morning they’re discussing how to impeach Alito for making faces.

    Mustn’t call precious a liar.

  24. Geez, I got r-e-a-l-l-y drunk last night.

    I have changed my opinion of BHO because of last nights speech. Prior to last night, I thought he was a affirmative action hire, struggling to figure out his job while enjoying the perks of being the boss. Now, I think he is a narcissistic idealoge, intent on fundamentally reshaping the country to meet his Marxist vision of “social justice”.

    I was, until last night, merely hoping that we could survive an incompetent executive. Now I know, we are going to have to do everything in our power to thwart his plans. We can only do that by defeating as many Democrats as we can. We need to defeat them in our towns, counties, states and in the House and Senate.

    Obama and his leftist minions have declared war on our Republic, the Constitution and the founding principles. We must fight back or, simply, lose America.

  25. SOTU = Scolding of the Unwashed

  26. and half-conscious bodies littering the floor

    There are still some that are half-conscious? Crap, we misssed a few. Where did I leave those ruffies?

  27. the Unwashed

    That’s us. Well, it’s Rosetta and xbradtc, anyways. The rest of us bathe on a somewhat regular basis, even if it isn’t frequent.

  28. Chief is all fired up this morning.

    Those old guys are so cute when they get fiesty (but not frisky).

  29. Well, good morning. How is everyone today?

  30. And, just for the record, that was a BiW-length post from the Chief, given his usual brevity. BiW must be rubbing off on you.

  31. I’m good, Rich. Stay away from BiW or Chief – they’ll yak your ears off about the SOTU speech last night.

  32. A-D – I’m supremely hungover. So, be sure to be a smart ass QUIETLY.

  33. Hey Chief, how’s it going?

    I agree with you, but (ain’t there always?) I suspect its already lost in some respects. We have an entrenched social welfare class that wants to expand their “entitlements” in a broad assault on the very structure of free society. Everything is subject to interpretation, nuance and subtelty, whole classes of society can be properly and well shat on while others are given a pass due to “multi-culturalism”, the very foundations of class and society are being given more and clearer distinctions of “us” and “them” and the morally relativistic quanta is more acceptable than what is moreally correct. Common sense has been replaced by emotional impulse…..I could go on, but I won’t.

    I know I sound like a freakin’ loon, but it is time for, as Nixon said, the Silent Majority stand up for America vote ALL the bozos out of office regardless of political identity and alignment so we can start over.

    In short, we need a revolution.

  34. Chief – he will not quit.

    So we’re gonna have to fire his ass.

  35. I didn’t drink last night because I didn’t think a hangover today would make me feel any better about the assfucking we’re gonna get.

  36. GOOD MORNING MCPO!!!!!

    And everybody else too.

  37. Car in: I’m hoping that can be avoided if the middle of the country gets it’s collective ass together and vote some of these morons out of office.

  38. Jewstin!! Dude – how’ve you been? I saw our hunk post yesterday – I was waiting for a novel “Its Raining Men” video – I was disappointed. :mrgreen:

  39. Jewstin – stfu

  40. I’m well, thanks Teafran. Next week I’ll be sure to include a special rainin’ men video just for you.

  41. What I took away from the SOTU was that this guy has an unfathomable animosity towards private enterprise. The very idea of leaving banks alone to do business and reward success their own way really, really, bothers him.

    The idea that somebody is making really good money makes him think an injustice has been done.

    Just like the idea of Joe the Plumber being allowed to keep his own earnings prompts him to whine ab out how we need to ‘spread the wealth around.’

    He is fundamentally opposed to the traditional definition of financial success in America. He is a commie and meddling malcontent at heart, who enjoys tinkering with the carefully accumulated fortunes and livelihoods of millions of people.

    But enough trying to define this ugly thing. Let’s just defeat it. November cannot come soon enough.

  42. NO JUSTICE NO PIE

  43. Listening to the STFU speech pissed me off at the time; after a bit of reflection, it was what I wanted to hear. He’s going to keep fucking that chicken. But I think Congress is even cooling towards him. I think he will accomplish nothing and will go down in flames come 2012.

  44. Morning, cumdumpsters.

    Someone gimme some tylenol and a large coffee.

    To go.

  45. What I took away from the SOTU was that this guy has an unfathomable animosity towards private enterprise.

    That’s part of it certainly, but I look at it from a different perspective. It isn’t as much an animosity as it is an incomplete and fundamentally flawed view of success both personal and financial. He views the the world as basically unfair and that humans should be able create equality in all things – which is a communal view I agree, but it’s not communist. What he doesn’t understand is that this is a diametrically opposite view held by most Americans – that freedom also means you have the freedom to fail. He does not view that for the positive it can be, but as a universal failure of “fairness” in society.

    He also, like most liberal/progressives, does not understand the concept of TANSTAAFL – their ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. Numbers and finances have no relavence to him. He believes that “sacrifice” can be universally shared which is completely ignorant of human behavior – nothing can be universally shared because none of us are equals – a simple truth. Some are smarter, some are dumber, some are lucky, some aren’t. He just doesn’t understand that concept like more liberal/progressives. He completely ignores the social/biological imperative of Darwinism even as he doesn’t understand that he is a product of that very same imperative.

  46. He is fundamentally opposed to the traditional definition of financial success in America.

    That’s because, to him and people with his worldview, the traditional definition of financial success is the source of all that is wrong with the world. If they could only eliminate the private sector and have the government, led by them, of course, in control of everyone’s lives, the world would be a much better place.

    Freedom is anathema to them.

  47. xbradtc: Hey guy. Saw your stolen valor post the other day – great job. I have to ask though – wasn’t this an issue about four/five years ago with this guy? Something seems to ring a bell that I’d seen that before.

  48. HEY, TEAFRAN!!

    Where ya been?

  49. When your daddy believes in 100% taxation and your momma hates the very essence of where she came from, everyone you know are slimey or corrupt or commies or all, what do you expect?

    Wasn’t there an entry in his book where he mentioned that the few years he spent in the private sector, he felt like he was behind enemy lines? That is why he went into poliitics…..he wanted the easy way out. Work is icky.

  50. That’s becuase, to him and people with his worldview, the traditional definition of financial success is the source of all that is wrong with the world.

    I disagree with that and I’ll tell you why. When you look into the financial success factor of most political liberal/progressives, you will find they are, and have been, very successful. What they play to are the unsuccessful who, for whatever reason, haven’t had much success and resent it. Its a very hypocritical stance on their part, but it keeps them in power. Liberal/progressive play to that sector. There is also a strong streak of paranoia in human behavior which leads some to not believe that it’s their fault – instead its someone else who is at fault.

  51. Wiser –

    Hates private enterprise, doesn’t understand individual freedom, wants equal outcomes for all and thinks government can solve all problems = Marxist.

  52. communist or progressive … don’t make no difference to me. I know, I know. There are subtle differences. But, truth be told, the biggest “difference” is that communism is a bad word. Where as “Progressive” still gives off that warm fuzzies. Who can oppose progress?

    But Obama and his ilk or no different that Stalin would thought he could micromanage everything better than everyone else.

    I’m reading “A Conservative History of Liberalism” and I’m just up to the 60’s. So far, it’s focused on a lot of the fringe movements of liberalism – the communists, etc. But, in the 60’s … that group (now “progressives”) really starts to take hold of liberal thought.

  53. Wiser: Sold the marina, spent a month in the rehab hospital in traction (bad back) and I’m currently remodeling the house. I’m getting out of Connecticut while the getting is good and the house needed some updating. :mrgreen:

  54. When I was listening to this droning POS, my main thought was that Obama’s speechwriters need to pay more attention to current events and much less to recycling his permanent campaign stump speech into a SOTU address.

    First, a solid majority of voters in the most liberal of the 57 states just screamed “FUCK YOU!” at Obama and his agenda – specifically healthcare. No matter, press right on with the same old tired healthcare blabbity blah.

    Also, there’s this thing called “Climategate” that was quickly followed by the IPCC admitting that their “Oh noes, the Himalayan glaciers are melting before our eyes!” fear-mongering in AR4 is made-up bullshit. Might want to quit fucking that AGW chicken right about now. Idiots.

  55. On a happier note, the 19th Duggar was born and is so far, doing well for being born 15 weeks premature. Poor little mite. She was born less than 2 pounds.

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35102784/ns/today-today_people?GT1=43001

  56. Teafran, that’s what makes them hypocrites.

    See, they spend their money better. They buy fair trade coffee. They buy Priuses (when people are looking) and CARE so damn much.

    And, like Gore … it’s all about caring.

  57. You know, maybe it’s time the Dugger’s considered retiring that uterus.

  58. Wiser: Sold the marina, spent a month in the rehab hospital in traction (bad back) and I’m currently remodeling the house. I’m getting out of Connecticut while the getting is good and the house needed some updating.

    And, because of this, you don’t have time for us?

    Selfish bastard.

    🙂

  59. I say that as a mom of 5.

    But. I mean. Shesh.

    HOw can you possibly even really KNOW all your children?

  60. You know, maybe it’s time the Dugger’s considered retiring that uterus.

    That ain’t a uterus, it’s a clown car!

  61. RE: Duggar. You know, there’s a point where you have to wonder why. I mean, God Bless ’em and their family – good, solid people all, but damn guys – 19 kids? There’s a point where its not about God’s Will, but keeping it zipped or something.

    I had four, all adopted, and that was enough. :mrgreen:

  62. Selfish bastard.

    Damn straight. :mrgreen:

  63. BRB. A cigar is calling and I need a sammich. Bologna/cheese/dark mustard on dark rye with half sour pickel and kettle cooked chips.

    mmmmmmmm kettle cooked chips……

  64. My parents had six and gave a shit less knowing them.

    If they love them and take care of them, more power to them.

  65. I have always been supportive of the Dugger’s because they take care of their own, however, I think it’s become a publicity/record/can I do this thing now.

    They have grandchildren now and should want to help and be involved in that.

  66. When I was listening to this droning POS, my main thought was that Obama’s speechwriters need to pay more attention to current events and much less to recycling his permanent campaign stump speech into a SOTU address.

    No can do. Once reality intrudes uponn the little dream world they have built for themselves, the whole thng crumbles around them.

    This is why is was almost nice to see Obama doubling -down on his agenda last night. He is eventually going to run out of people to demonize and will have to turn on his own. You cannot continue to demonize “evil corporations” without eventually having those same “evil corportaions” give you a hearty “Fuck you” and find greener pastures. When that happens, look out.

  67. Where did Teafran have his marina?

  68. the 19th Duggar was born

    Holy crap. Does she even have to go through labor anymore, or does the baby just sort of fall out of the uterus when it’s time?

  69. No can do. Once reality intrudes upon the little dream world they have built for themselves, the whole thing crumbles around them.

    This is the frightening part – How will someone with Obama’s personality “quirks” and the sycophants around him react? He could go out of control. . .

  70. I was particularly pissed during the speech when he mentioned being in Washington should not be a continuous campaign (paraphrase). At this point Obama and his minions are actively and openly scorning stuff they do to test the public’s willingness to yell, “BUT, YOU DO THAT, THAT’S WHAT YOU DO!”

    Either that or their self awareness is in the crapper (or nonexistent).

  71. Where did Teafran have his marina?

    Gales Ferry.

  72. Damn – I could eat a whole bag of these chips.

  73. Mare, he meant he shouldn’t have to keep explaining himself to us.

  74. Morning.

    OT: Do not buy HP’s Office Jet 6500 Wireless. That is all.

  75. So, did the republicans boo at him at any point?

    Like should have happened throughout, especially when he shat on the Supreme Court in front of their faces and the 1st amendment.

  76. Important Message:

    Obama still loves himself and hates us all.

  77. I’ll bet William F. Buckley and Ronald W Reagan are standing around up in heaven right now and kicking each other in the nads for having such total metro-sexual douchenozzles for sons. Buckley’s shit is unbelievable and that Ronny Jr shit I saw yesterday was painful as well. Greatness is not hereditary.

  78. I don’t doubt that the Duggers love their kids.

    I just know how much time and attention little babies take. I stopped at 5 ( could have had 5 more) because I decided it was time for me to stop sitting on the sidelines nursing or pregnant AND chasing a toddler. I wanted to go swimming with them or skiing or whatever.

    They can do what they want. I don’t watch the show or really care one way or another.

  79. I didn’t hear any booing, but I was in and out watching.

    Did Obama’s color of make up look weird to anybody else? It seemed more yellow to me.

  80. I was particularly pissed during the speech when he mentioned being in Washington should not be a continuous campaign (paraphrase). At this point Obama and his

    Yea, the irony of that should be blindingly obvious to everyone who received this email last night:

    I just finished delivering my first State of the Union, and I wanted to send you a quick note.

    We face big and difficult challenges. Change on the scale we seek does not come easily. But I will never accept second place for the United States of America.

    That is why I called for a robust jobs bill without delay. It’s why I proposed a small businesses tax credit, new investments in infrastructure, and pushed for climate legislation to create a clean energy economy.

    It’s why we’re taking on big banks, reforming Wall Street, revitalizing our education system, increasing transparency — and finishing the job on health insurance reform.

    It’s why I need your help — because I am determined to fight to defend the middle class, and special interest lobbyists will go all out to fight us.

    Help me show that the American people are ready to join this fight for the middle class — add your name to a letter to Congress today:

    http://my.barackobama.com/SOTU

    We have finished a difficult year. We have come through a difficult decade. But we don’t quit. I don’t quit.

    Let’s seize this moment — to start anew, to carry the dream forward, and to strengthen our union once more.

    President Barack Obama

    Underneath this was the DONATE button.

  81. Hey guys – good to be back with “normal” people. Gotta run – the poly has dried and I need to put the base board back in the living room and do some more painting.

    I’ll be back later – if anybody cares. :mrgreen:

  82. Underneath this was the DONATE button.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    Perfect.

  83. Later Tea !

  84. For all of you pretending to be clever by bitching about the length of the post:

    I could have fisked the entire piece of crap. Every last Bush-blaming, self-loving, deep in denial word of it.

  85. I’ve got something up about Obama’s looming dis of our vets. He can easily avoid this … but he won’t:

    http://is.gd/7e40a

  86. I’m reading it in bits and pieces, BiW. Good so far. I have to break for the fits of puking Obama’s words seem to induce.

  87. When you’ve lost the AP….

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35112718/ns/politics-white_house/

  88. Damn – I could eat a whole bag of these chips.

    In general, that is not a “Wise” choice.

    Hey. I’m originally from Willimantic (left in 76). Still have a LOT of family in the NE of CT.

  89. I wonder if Andi Sullivan went to the Army recruiting station this morning to sign up?

  90. Back for a bit. Today is a round robin of doctors/dentist visits.

    I see I missed Teafran. Damn. Wondered where the old guy went. Tea, I don’t recall hearing of this particular Stolen Valor asshat before, but then, I’m not the go to guy on this shit. That’s Jonn Lilyea at This Ain’t Hell. He’s on that stuff like stink on shit.

    As to Obama being a progresssive/commie/douche/whatever, the big thing he and his ilk just cannot grasp is that capitalism works because transactions are mutually beneficial.

    He just assumes that because someone is making money, someone else MUST be getting screwed. One might guess he thinks that way, because a cursory examination of HIS career shows that any time HE made money, someone did indeed get screwed. But that’s not how it normally works. He just doesn’t realize that.

  91. Sander Levin is a fucking tool.

    That is all.

  92. From the AP piece:

    It is an impossible claim to verify. Neither the Bush nor the Obama administration has published enemy body counts, particularly those targeted by armed drones in the Pakistan-Afghan border region. The pace of drone attacks has increased dramatically in the last 18 months, according to congressional officials briefed on the secret program.

    And this isn’t the first time I’ve heard this this week. I was listing to some commentator, (Levin?) talking about how he has been quietly upping the ante with the increased drone attacks in Pakistan, and giving the Yemenis real time inteliigence, the kind that says “Al queerda is right here, but only for two more hours” kind of intelligence, but it is being done very very quietly. I can only assume that is because he wouldn’t want to upset our “friends” in the international community with an increase in aggressive behavior that doesn’t respect the sovereignty of allies and the right of terrorists to self-determination.

  93. I wonder if Andi Sullivan went to the Army recruiting station this morning to sign up?

    Why, is there a shortage of jackasses in the military now? I thought they got rid of most of them after WWI.

  94. BiW is doing his best to smother this baby poat in its crib.

  95. I can only assume that is because he wouldn’t want to upset our “friends” in the international community with an increase in aggressive behavior that doesn’t respect the sovereignty of allies and the right of terrorists to self-determination.

    But then he announces it the the STFU?

    Seems to sort of undermine the whole “let’s keep this under our hats, shall we?” concept.

    Not that I disagree with dead terrorists, but I find it funny that President “Can’t We All Just Get Along” also wants to be seen as the “big, bad, Islamofacist-Terrorist-Killer.”

    Did he even mention Islam once last night? I didn;t notince. I was really busy during the speech.

  96. Hey, that POWIP guy linked this POS. You done good, BiW (for an asshole lawyer).

  97. I didn;t notince. I was really busy during the speech.

    Aren’t you the least bit uncomfortable speaking directly with the hoi palloi?

  98. Aren’t you the least bit uncomfortable speaking directly with the hoi palloi?

    Green, green eyes. Ouch.

  99. BiW- STFU. If I want a lawyer’s opinion, I’ll shout at him as he runs behind the fucking ambulance.

  100. I didn;t notince. I was really busy during the speech.

    http://is.gd/7eeW9

  101. Good grief, Barack Obama…

  102. Wiser – Did you like Rosetta’s shoes?

    http://tinyurl.com/yhxox6h

  103. Aren’t you the least bit uncomfortable speaking directly with the hoi palloi?

    I’m sorry, you’ll need to speak up. I can’t hear you from up here on my throne.

  104. Aren’t you the least bit uncomfortable speaking directly with the hoi palloi?
    Green, green eyes. Ouc

    We lash out because we HURT, BiW.

  105. Remember when Bush gave the SOTU speech, he would always point out people in the audience and have them recognized by the assembly for their heroism or good works?

    Did you notice that the only other people that Obama referred to besides himself during the whole speech were Michelle and Biden?

    Not even a single reference to the dear, departed Lion of the Senate, Ted Kennedy.

    Obama is redefining narcissism every single day.

  106. My favorite part of the STFU was a relatively small, yet still incredibly uncomfortable moment somewhere in the middle, when he was talking about Cap & Trade and whatnot.

    He made a reference to “the overwhelming evidence” about AGW. People laughed, thinking this was some sort of punchline. Even Joe Biden smiled. Briefly. Then the room realized…Barry was running that line straight.

    Nancy quickly tried to turn it into an applause break. Fail. Move on. Don’t look back.

    I dipped until I touched bottom.

  107. I did notice his annoying “shout -outs” to small towns. Steyn had a funny line about that.

    . With Obama, the big-picture uplift seems unmoored from any personal connection — and he’s not good enough to make it real. Same with all those municipal name-checks.

    He thows out city names as if he has any connection with them. As if he wasn’t someone completely rooted in Urban or Hawaiian settings. His arrogance is based in the fact that he has so little experience with MOST of American society, yet he has the audacity to deliver the SOTU in his snotty-lecture-like mode.

    He’s our better.

  108. >> he wouldn’t want to upset our “friends” in the international community with an increase in aggressive behavior that doesn’t respect the sovereignty of allies and the right of terrorists to self-determination.

    Some, but it’s more that the governments involved (where we do this stuff) have a serious problem with a large segment of the population who support AlQ (see Pakistan, subsection, fucked up mess).

  109. Hey, that POWIP guy linked this POS. You done good, BiW (for an asshole lawyer).

    Is there any other kind?

    BiW- STFU. If I want a lawyer’s opinion, I’ll shout at him as he runs behind the fucking ambulance pay handsomely for it, just like everyone else.

  110. I used to work with a guy who woul dod that all the time in his sales presentations. Not just once or twoice,m but repeatedly, until it bacme a fucking joke.

    “Mary Smith, of ABC in Brecksville, AR says that this one feature is the reason she bought our system.”

    “Tom Johnson, of BCA in Portland, OR says thats this one feature convinced him to buy our system.”

    “Sandy Jones of XYZ in Philadelphia, PA syas….”

    “Arnold Sanders of ZYX in Phoneix, AZ says….”

    It was enough to give me douchechills.

  111. Heh. Obama’s glass jaw.

    http://is.gd/7dL8S

  112. Wiser – Are you posting from your phone? If not, how about actually proof-reading your shit before posting it, K?

  113. ^^^ Eddie – Didn’t take long for you to make bail, did it? ^^^

  114. lauraw & Dave, you guys are on Twitter — why is Slu’s baby eating a spider? It freaks me out every time I see it.

  115. Wiser – Are you posting from your phone? If not, how about actually proof-reading your shit before posting it, K?

    Wy would he do that, Chief? It isn’t like he is posting it at the Mothership, and all.

  116. Wiser – Are you posting from your phone? If not, how about actually proof-reading your shit before posting it, K?

    Why would he do that, Chief? It isn’t like he is posting it at the Mothership, and all.

  117. Wiser – Are you posting from your phone?

    throne. throoooone.

  118. If not, how about actually proof-reading your shit before posting it, K?

    Did you understand what I wrote?

  119. Wiser’s poating from the shitter?

  120. If I want a lawyer’s opinion, I’ll pay handsomely for it, just like everyone else.

    And his ass will be sore for a week, from the reaming.

  121. Did you understand what I wrote?

    Nobody understands what you write. You’re like the Jean Paul Sartre on the innerwebtubes.

  122. Someone be a hon and go get me a Starbucks.

  123. Someone be a hon and go get me a Starbucks.

    Why? You have something against good coffee?

  124. Actually, I want a cappuccino. No fat. venti.

  125. So, had to run mom to the dentist at 8 FUCKING A.M.!!!! Dude, I’m normally still curled up in my poncho liner dreaming of farm porn at 8 a.m. DO. NOT. WANT.

    There was a tiny sliver of good to this, however. The dentist office has one of those coffee machines that makes one cup at a time, and they had some excellent Kona blend.

    And the receptionist was pretty cute. Of course, I’m pretty fucking scary looking at 8 a.m., so she ran for her life back to the records room. The other chick behind the desk looked pretty butch. And had a big ass herpes sore on her lip – so not so hot.

  126. venti?? WTF is a venti? You wanna a cup of Joe, ask for it like an American; “Coffee, black, hot in a large mug.”

  127. It’s a well known fact that people who feed their babies spiders later convert to Luthernism

  128. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/jan/13/insane-air-boards-new-role-tire-nazis/

    fuck California’s politicians

  129. “I didn’t take on healthcare reform because it was popular, but because of the stories I’d hear.”

    Blatant, blatant, BLATANT admission of his belief that everyone must suffer so that the few he deems “victims” can benefit.

    Screw the fact that 90% of Americans that can eat and drink dairy! We need to raze the entire dairy industry to the ground and focus on soy-milk initiatives! If we don’t, then who else will look out for those 10% that are lactose intolerant?

  130. chief:

    naw,. I am good

  131. I would go, but if I move from this seat my 10 y/o will stop doing her math.

  132. I’m gonna ignore the Chief’s slam of my coffee cause [whisphers] he’s hungover.

  133. Mint chocolate spiders.

  134. I’m gonna ignore the Chief’s slam of my coffee cause [whisphers] he’s hungover.

    HAHAHAHA!

    Touche!

  135. “throne. throoooone.”

    My children’s television programming has finally seeped into the deepest crevices of my labrynthian brain. My first pass reading this was in the voice of “Madagascar’s” King Julian.

  136. MCPO, freedom loving Americans do not care what coffee other Americans drink. If I want a nonfat, no foam latte, don’t be hatin’.

    And black coffee was popular because no one could afford the creamer in the old days.

    It wasn’t even coffee, it was chicory.

  137. HAHAHAHA!

    Touche!

    It’s spelled with a d, Chief.

  138. Car in – you could take her with, and make her do all sorts of eye-gougingly boring “word problems” on real-life mathematical events.

    “A 16oz Tall Carmel Macchiatto with skim-milk froth contains 375 Calories. Taking into account the extra nervous energy burnt by getting it full-caff strength, what is the net Caloric difference between the Tall and a 24oz Venti, assuming homogenous skim-milk fat content?

  139. “It’s a well known fact that people who feed their babies spiders later convert to Luthernism”

    hahahahahahahahaha

    That’s icky.

  140. And black coffee was popular because no one could afford the creamer in the old days.

    Are you sure you want to be lecturing MCPO about ye olden days?

  141. HA! Sean.

    How old is MCPO anyway?

  142. Coffee creamer is part of the Rebel Alliance and A traitor. Take it away!!!!

  143. STFU, Mare.

    Anyone who’s been in the service knows coffee taken black. Preferably in a dirty china mug, but a canteen cup will do.

    And it has to have been brewed the day before and reheated a couple times, just to get the right level of bitterness.

  144. Mare- I just celebrated the 16th anniversary of my 40th birthday – you?

  145. Well, when I think about it, it’s kind of silly that I put in lots of skim milk because the coffee is so strong.

  146. I don’t drink any of that sweetened crap. So, the only calories come from the non-fat milk.

    YEA. Yummy and not bad.

    Which is good because I just ate a bunch of cookies.

    (guess I’ll be running another 5 miles tomorrow- up it from twice, to three times this week.)

    I know running isn’t as cool as using those machines, but it sure gets my heart rate up a lot better.

  147. Did anyone have “The Weekly Reader” at their school when they were a kid?

    Madeleine brought hers home yesterday and it’s featuring the polar bears. And what photo do they show? That poor polar bear stranded on the hunk of ice that will no doubt drown because we all know polar bears can’t swim and he’s getting sent further and further out to sea.

    The title of the article? The North Pole Warms Up
    Polar bears need help. The number of bears is getting smaller in some parts of the Arctic. Why? Scientists say the earth is getting warmer. That is making Artctic sea ice melt. Polar bears walk across the ice to hunt for seals. With less ice, they are having trouble finding food.

    “Polar bears need ice to find seals to eat”, says Bruce Woods. He is a spokesperson for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. “Scientists are working to protect polar bears and their dens, ” he says. A dean is a place where polar bears raise their cubs.

    THINK ABOUT IT! What might happen to polar bears if the sea ice keeps melting?

  148. Coffee should be like a woman.

  149. I used to force myself to drink coffee straight and black because that was the way my dad always drank his coffee. Mom put milk in hers. Hence, from my formative years, cream in your coffee = femininity.

    Problem is, my parents make WEAK coffee. Coffee about as translucent as Coke. I’ve evolved my own taste in coffee, and I like it strong. Dark, inky black like the very souls of the tiny spiders that fill my depraved little heart. Coffee that would break the mug if you poured it too fast.

    It needs a little sugar and a dash of creamer to take an edge off the bitterness.

  150. Polar bear sammiches?

  151. Black coffee is for starting your engines and becoming productive.

    Fancy coffee is the dessert for a job well done.

  152. “Coffee should be like a woman.”

    Dark, mysterious, and with a….spoon in them….?

  153. Poor polar bears.

  154. Coffee should be like a woman.

    Strong, hot, and black?

  155. “Coffee should be like a woman.”

    Hot and bitter?

  156. Reason – I like it strong too. I use 3/4 of a teaspoon of sugar in a large mug.

  157. It’s spelled with a d, Chief.

    TOUCHED

    HAHAHAHA!

  158. Don’t polar bears eat baby harp seals?

    Last time I checked, those weren’t made out of tofu.

    These idiots should make up their minds.

  159. I dated a guy once that used to put Sweet N Low in his coffee. Sweet N Low! Dude.

  160. MCPO, I’m celebrating the 40th anniversary of my 9th birthday.

  161. Coffee should be like a woman.

    In a burlap sack, slung over a burro?

  162. Coffee should be like a woman.

    Italian and nutty?

  163. Mare – Mmmm. Perfect age for a woman, IMHO.

  164. Polar bears would like nothing more than to rend you limb from limb, and wear your dismembered skull like a hat for the rest of the afternoon.

    THINK ABOUT IT: What would happen if the polar bear population went unchecked?

  165. I think…I think that MCPO got schooled by Mare….iff’n I read that right hahahaha

  166. Coffee should be like a woman.

    Rich and sweet

  167. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/jan/13/insane-air-boards-new-role-tire-nazis/

    Eddiebear linked this on twitter. It stresses me out.

  168. I’m sick of Polar Bears. If they all died, why would I care? The truth is, the population is growing and the Inuits are concerned about them showing up in places they don’t want them.

    And we had Weekly Readers, but if I saw that bs I would make waves.

  169. Hot and bitter?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  170. PJM, I hope you contacted the school and told them to stop propagandizing impressionable young minds with junk science and a political agenda.

  171. And we had Weekly Readers, but if I saw that bs I would make waves.

    I’d love to, but I’m there on scholarship.

  172. Now I’m really pissed at Polar bears.

    Letting themselves be used as a propaganda tool. Douches.

  173. PJM Yall need to get to Texas ASAP

  174. I think…I think that MCPO got schooled by Mare….iff’n I read that right hahahaha

    You read it wrong, FIGF.

  175. “but I’m there on scholarship.”

    Gotcha.

  176. Sohos, what is the status of your leg? Is a knee operation still in your future? Where are you in the healing process? 50% 80%?

  177. PJM Yall need to get to Texas ASAP

    *sigh

    Just waiting for the right opportunity.

    A job came up in Midland, but that looks like it’s in BFE

  178. What is BFE?

  179. BumFuck, Egypt

  180. Texas is very much a DRIVING culture, PJM. Anywhere worth going is worth sitting in your car for an hour to get there. 😉

    Let us know when you’re coming. We’ll get a black pick-up all waxed up and ready.

  181. Poor Gavin about every 3 days he spends it puking. Today’s his lucky day. This means laundry day for me.

  182. Why is he puking?

  183. Mare I had the knee operation on Nov. 11th and have been in rehab for that ever since. On Monday she is starting me on some serious strength training to get my knee stronger but as is I barely walk walk with a limp. Tomorrow I go to the Plastic Surgeon who rebuilt my leg to schedule the surgery where he takes the muscle he took from my back, and put into my leg, out.

  184. J.D. Salinger died.

    I never did like “Catcher in the Rye”

  185. Stop letting him watch Ed Schultz.

  186. We’ll get a black pick-up all waxed up and ready.

    RACIST!

  187. Ohio Woman Celebrates Lottery Win, Then Killed by Car

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584108,00.html?test=latestnews

    Patrol Sgt. Joe Wentworth says police are looking into whether alcohol was a factor, but they don’t think the driver of the car was drinking.

    I love this quote because after you read the article, you expect them to say SHE was drinking, not the driver.

  188. Why Texas when you can move to Colorado, Utah, Montana, Idaho, Arizona, Nevada?

  189. Why not leave the muscle there?

    And what is BFE.

  190. Tomorrow I go to the Plastic Surgeon who rebuilt my leg to schedule the surgery where he takes the muscle he took from my back, and put into my leg, out.

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

    Why do they have to take it out?

    They wanna stick it back in your back don’t they? Don’t you let them sohos, don’t do it.

  191. aesthetic reasons and it moves around when I sleep. I want my leg to lay flat like the other one not bulky

  192. Sohos, I’m SOOOOOO glad you didn’t lose that leg.

    But it would have been fun to call you Peggy.

  193. Hotspur – it comes with a 5.0 Hemi. The dialect is optional.

  194. hahahaha PJM no, the muscle in my back regrew itself it is fine

  195. And what is BFE.

    Sorry, I thought you saw Andy’s reply.

    Bum-fuck Egypt. It means out in the boondocks.

  196. and Wyoming.

  197. Midland/Odessa is supposed to be a pretty good area, kind of exposed and backwater but not a bad place to raise a family.

    Am I wrong?

  198. I’m really gunning for her tonsils…. That’s where the honeypot is.

  199. hahahaha Me too xbrad you can still call me peggy if you want to 😉

  200. But it would have been fun to call you Peggy

    Or Eileen

  201. I got offered a job to teach high school English in Odessa

  202. I thought Andy was kidding. I have never heard of that expression.

  203. You have never heard it is BFE? You must live in BFE iff’n you aint heard that 🙂

  204. “the muscle in my back regrew itself it is fine”

    Did the muscle in your leg grow back too?

  205. “But it would have been fun to call you Peggy.”

    The young lady in the meningitis ad on AoS is a looker.
    “Hey baby, those prosthetics go all the way up?”

  206. Why Texas when you can move to Colorado, Utah, Montana, Idaho, Arizona, Nevada?

    I’ll pass on Arizona. I don’t like it. As for the other states, water doesn’t sell so hot there when in a lot of those places the tap water tastes excellent on it’s own.

    Texas has a branch there.

    I got offered a job to teach high school English in Odessa

    Are you going?

  207. Sohos, are you taking any classes this semester?

  208. “Or Eileen”

    …come on…

  209. Hotspur – it comes with a 5.0 Hemi. The dialect is optional.

    Mine had a Cummins. Got it the year I turned 45. I said to myself “My mid-life car is going to be the biggest, noisiest, smelliest, most intimidating vehicle as I pull up behind the Lesbarus.

    I loved that truck.

  210. PJM, why is your son puking?

  211. Well the muscle in my back filled the hole for the skin graph to take. I had a huge hole in my leg where the bones came out and they can’t just sew you back up. The bones had been set with rods and then after three days of an open wound which they kept flushed out they rebuilt it b/c you can’t just put a skin graph on the exposed skin or open skin, so they put my back muscle in there to hopefully hold onto the graph which worked but it doesnt always. Had it not I would have lost my lower leg…

  212. I’d love to come on Eileen.

  213. “Had it not I would have lost my lower leg…”

    THUD

  214. PJM, why is your son puking?

    GERD

  215. Comment by sohos on January 28, 2010 1:35 pm

    Now I’m puking.

  216. I had to google it.

    I’m not understanding anything today.

  217. Both of my CANS should have been CANTS in that response I fixed them

  218. STOP SPEAKING IN ACRONYMS

    My hormonal brain can’t keep up.

    G….E…..huh….what?

  219. “Both of my CANS should have been CANTS in that response I fixed them”

    hahahahaha…..I had to originally read it three times to try and figure it out.

  220. Both of my CANS should have been CANTS in that response I fixed them

    I thought the preferred Hostage slang was bewbs.

  221. sorry. I don’t really know what it is. Babies have it and usually they grow out of it, but sometimes they don’t. It’s like spit-up. He can’t keep any food down.

    Will puke almost immediately if he has chocolate. I used to have 3 carseats. One in the car, one that had been washed and was drying and one that was ready to go because he puked THAT much.

    It’s not near that much anymore, but it’s frequent enough to suck.

  222. sorry about that it was a brain fart. I fixed the whole response. Since then though I want the foreign muscle out of my leg so it wont look bulky so that is my last surgery but I have to see what The surgeon says tomorrow, but my knee is excellent!

  223. “Both of my CANS should have been CANTS in that response I fixed them”

    SI SE PUEDE!!!

  224. Poor guy. You have not had an easy time of it.

  225. Is everyone drunk?

  226. ok, so this is what I don’t understand about Obama’s speech. Doesn’t he have speech writer’s? Why do they let him sound like such a jackass? Don’t they know how to make him sound better?

  227. I feel like I am drunk maybe a shower will help be back soon

  228. Hotspur – RESPLENDENT.

    I’m more of a car guy than a trucker myself, but I’m completely with you on wanting something flagrantly obnoxious. I want something that clearly serves no other purpose than to break as many DMV regulations as possible. Something that doesn’t just wear ZR tires, but truly needs them.

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  229. Is everyone drunk?

    It’s too late in the morning for me. I usually like to start before 7am.

  230. You would hate Midland. WTBFE. (worse than…)
    And do you like sandstorms??

  231. A job came up in Midland, but that looks like it’s in BFE

    I have a aunt that I have not seen in 40 years that lives in Midland.

  232. NO!!! Thank you pa. I hated those when I lived in AZ.

    I shouldn’t say I hate AZ necessarily, but I really flippin hate to be hot.

  233. If you looked at Rahm Emmanuel’s face, you would see the same smug, self-satisfied, jackass demeanor.

    Shoot, even looking through my link history, I can’t find the picture of Napalitano sleeping and Rahm’s face.

  234. pix or it didn’t happen, sohos.

  235. ” (worse than…)”

    hahahaha….thanks, PattyAnn, I was going to ask what that was too.

  236. If you looked at Rahm Emmanuel’s face, you would see the same smug, self-satisfied, jackass demeanor.

    Yeah, Pelosi and Biden had that same look. I guess the writers were writing that speech for them.

  237. PJM – My son had the same problem. Outgrew it by the time he was 4, but even in his late 20s, he has serious gastro-intestinal issues.

  238. 132: The Number of Times Obama Refers to Himself in One Speech
    http://www.breitbart.tv/132-the-number-of-times-obama-refers-to-himself-in-one-speech/

  239. “Don’t they know how to make him sound better?”

    I think they were trying to make him sound natural, like one of the common folks, not snobby.

    That tells you how removed they are. They think us common folk sound like ridiculous rubes.

  240. http://www.drudgereport.com/

    Look at the picture on the left.

  241. PJM – My son had the same problem. Outgrew it by the time he was 4, but even in his late 20s, he has serious gastro-intestinal issues.

    That’s good to know. The medicine they gave him for it was waaay too bitter. I’m like, hello? How’m I supposed to get him to take this w/out him puking it up?

    He’ll be 4 next month.

  242. Something that doesn’t just wear ZR tires, but truly needs them.

    My summer car:

    My rest of the year car:
    http://tinyurl.com/yc62345

    My weekends around the cottage car:
    http://tinyurl.com/y8alfll

  243. Did New Gingrich jump up and down like a moron when he was speaker?

  244. I wonder if maybe the jackass condescending lines are Barry ad-libbing. You know, the little shit like, when people laughed at the spending freeze not starting until next year, he looks around, and tossed in, “that’s called budgeting…”

    I don’t think that was in the speech. But Barry just can’t help himself. You’re gonna laugh at me? Oh yeah? Well..well…SHUT UP.

    If I was a sppechwriter, and had a “client” that wound up turning my hard work into petty, belligerent, horseshit, I’d quit. You are absolutely right. The STFU made Barry look bad, but it also made his writers look bad, too.

  245. are those really your cars hotspur?

  246. when people laughed at the spending freeze not starting until next year

    I laughed at that. I was like WTF?

  247. H/S- Love the truck. As for the foreign cars. . . Meh.

    Herself and I will replace our Chrysler products with Fords when it’s time to buy. Focus for her and an Edge for me. The 10 and 8 year old Dodge and Jeep will have to do for a bit longer though.

  248. are those really your cars hotspur?

    You mean you haven’t stalked my FaceChimp page. I feel seriously hurt.

  249. are you saying you stalked mine?

  250. are you saying you stalked mine?

    *looks around*
    *whstles*

    Nah.

  251. Howard Zinn is brilliant at dismantling this Straw Man he created.

    http://www.commondreams.org/video/2010/01/27-2

    I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t know anyone who believes the desire to go to war is a part of Human Nature. I believe the desire to protect what you love is a part of Human Nature, but not some innate desire for war in general.

    What a douche.

  252. Excuse me everyone. I need to go stalking.

  253. Hey, Chief. That truck was made the year you were born. You both have aged quite well, I’d say, despite the abuse (code: jealousy) heaped on you by xbrad and AD.

  254. My latest video for your enjoyment:

  255. Ace’s takedown of Chris “I’ve got Obama’s jizz on my chin” Buckley is classic.

  256. JUXTAPOSITION

    Awesome, Cuffles.

  257. Spam bucket, please.

    TY

  258. Cuffy – Beautiful! *wipes a tear from his eye. sniff*

  259. HAHAHAHA! What’s with the guy having his hand on his forehead like he’s trying to look for something far away? And the other guy that looks like he’s gonna pick his nose.

    Was that part of Obama talking at the end……….about his own speech?

  260. OMG!!! That really was your family’s homestead hotspur? I”m SO much more impressed. The photo’s gorgeous.

    And you’re a photographer? Waaaaaay cool

    And I LOVE how you love your wifey. So sweet.

  261. I really only need one, Hotspur…
    http://tinyurl.com/yzlsvwu

    But, if I could have a small stable…
    http://tinyurl.com/yf76q64
    http://tinyurl.com/yhl97wa
    …and…aw hell…why not something new…?
    http://tinyurl.com/yjvzpel

    I’m spent. (well, at least for now…I’ve still left out the Veyron, the Beetle RSi, oh, oh…now I’m spent…)

  262. Was that part of Obama talking at the end……….about his own speech?

    No, silly, that was his response to a GWB SOTU.

  263. Thanks. I do indeed love her.

  264. I love you too, schmoopsie….

  265. No, silly, that was his response to a GWB SOTU.

    Well I thought so, but I just didn’t remember him back then.

    BARF!!!!

    Comment by Hotspur’s Porsche on January 28, 2010 2:16 pm
    I love you too, schmoopsie….

    HAHAHAHA!

  266. Cuffy is a clever guy. Real clever.

  267. I couldn’t help but notice that, at best, 1/2 of Congress would rise to applaud at last night’s STFU.

    At times, significantly less. When you can’t muster Biden to stand…

  268. Nancy Pelosi is thinking the spending freeze needs to include DoD.

  269. Nancy Pelosi is thinking the spending freeze needs to include DoD

    And freezing more of her face. Holy cow.

  270. poor reason got sent to the spambox…….never fear, pj’s here. I got ya out.

  271. Nancy Pelosi is a weeping pustule on the body politic.

  272. Jonah Goldberg would make a good Hostage, but with a bit more brainage:

    “Obama could let loose a belch like Booger in Revenge of the Nerds and someone at MSNBC would swoon over the Churchillian chords. He could let one rip in Jon Meacham’s face, and, with tears streaming down his face and his hair askew, the Newsweek editor would still compare him to Cicero.”

  273. Reason, I’ve never seen a Prowler in that color. Nice. Needs flames.

  274. A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner.

    Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

    10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group again discusses where they should meet. Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and they have a fine wine selection.

    10 years later at 60 years of age, the group again discusses where they should meet. Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

    10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group again discusses where they should meet. Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

    10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group again discusses where they should meet. Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they have never eaten there before.

  275. Just read Ace’s post on Christopher Buckley. I enjoyed Ace’s tear down but is it possible Buckley was trying to be funny. He can’t possibly think that Obama’s speech was that moving.

    That is just crazy talk.

  276. J.D. Salinger died.

    I never did like “Catcher in the Rye”

    A Fine Day For Bananafish.

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

  277. Finally it is agreed they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they have never eaten there before.

    hahahahaha!

  278. After a shower and lunch, I feel almost human again.

  279. Are Rosie and wiser chatting with each other on the private poat?

  280. Thank you, momma…

    And alas, HS, none of those are mine. Yet. I have loved the Prolwer since I was 14 and saw the concept version at the state fair’s car show.

    Too bad they cocked it all up and put in a V6 and no stickshift. Screw that. My dream is to someday buy one that’s been all used up and worn out, then gut the thing, shoehorn in a Z06 drivetrain, and put back only the absolute necessities. Don’t know if I’d paint it 1998’s yellow, or 2001’s “tuxedo” silver / black.

  281. Are Rosie and wiser chatting with each other on the private poat?

    They must have started H3 while we weren’t looking. Those bastards.

  282. Why do people think Catcher in the Rye is good?

  283. H3 my ass.

  284. Fuck ’em. I’d prefer not to know about them touching one another in the swimsuit area.

  285. Are Rosie and wiser chatting with each other on the private poat?

    Naw. Those two, plus LauraW and DiT are IMing Ace and telling him how they really put on a terrific show, all the while, ignoring the reviews. Sort of like the speech they were fisking.

  286. H3

    http://tinyurl.com/klwok4

  287. Mare- Kids think it’s great because it’s about questioning the world of their parents. Plus, it was a marked departure from most literature in 1951.

  288. If I ever get into book burning, that will be one of the kindling starters. Anything Christopher Buckley wrote and of course the crap from Obama.

  289. I like the way the cat is indifferent.

  290. I hate books about nothing.

  291. After a shower and lunch, I feel almost human again.

    Yeah. but are you still on the rag?

  292. oh man that was awful. Add insult to injury when the guitar falls

  293. “Add insult to injury when the guitar falls”

    hahaha

  294. I actually think I made it through school without ever reading Catcher. Go me!

    I did, however, have to endure both Bless Me, Ultima and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Ugh.

  295. “A Separate Peace” is a much better preppie-coming-of-age-in-1950s-New-England than Catcher in the Rye, imo.

  296. Serves the guy right for TAPING HIMSELF DOING CRUNCHES.

    Douchenozzle? Douchenozzle.

  297. I hope they still make children read 1984. Mostly because, when they were making us read it in my day, it was meant to warn us of the EVILS lurking in the hearts of social conservatives.

    Now it shows how crappy Single-Payer Healthcare is really gonna be.

  298. I never read that book. It’s not a requirement in bad kids’ high school. No prom either.

    weird

  299. Hi Hotsausages! Are we still shunning the dynamic duo?

  300. PJM – You went to “Bad kids’ high school”????

  301. PROM IS A PRIVILEDGE, NOT A RIGHT!

    YOU SLARTY SKIRT-LIFTERS HAVE NOT EARNED THE RIGHT TO PROM!

  302. Brew – HELLS YES!

  303. PJ was a Bad Girl:

    http://is.gd/7eQtI

  304. “If Noam Chompsky were president do you think they would give him this much shit?”

    Just received this gem from a liberal friend. My response: “LOL Sheila, you’re as clueless as you were 19 years. (She used to work for me.) But back then I just chalked it up to you being young.”

  305. That’s NSFW, isn’t it, FingerCuffy?

  306. It’s SFW if you work at a lesbo roller derby.

  307. >> why is Slu’s baby eating a spider? It freaks me out every time I see it.

    The ability to ask and answer your own question is the heighth of efficiency.

    Well done.

  308. Cuffy gets another AOSalaunch. Well done.

  309. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  310. I do not.
    Nor am I entirely certain what an appropriate name for such an establishment would be.

    Seriously. I got nothin’.

  311. “Bille Jean Rink”

  312. “A Separate Peace”

    I liked that book..

    MCPO, yes I did. There was a girl at my high that was an amazon and wanted to kill me. They offered to transfer me to a different high school in the area, but when I found out that the bad kids’ school let you work at your own pace, I chose to go there instead. I pretty much skipped my senior year.

    I wish all high schools offered that.

  313. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

    I’m stealing that.

  314. That ad on AoS for Rubio Money Bomb makes me uncomfortable.

  315. I’m stealing that.

    Go ahead. I pretty obviously stole it myself.

  316. *sniffs

    Yeah, I rewrote it so it wasn’t in all caps

  317. PJM – Why did she want to harm you? Just general bitchiness? And what became of her?

  318. “because they have never eaten there before.”

    HA!

    A Separate Peace is a great book.

  319. “And what became of her?”

    Ever wonder why PJM’s azaleas are so lush and vibrant year-round?

  320. Man, I knew David Schuster was a douche, but Breitbart fucking nails his ass to the wall here:

    http://is.gd/7eUfO

  321. PJM – Why did she want to harm you? Just general bitchiness? And what became of her?

    Funny you should ask. I guess her ex-boyfriend liked me. I had never seen the guy before in my life, but he knew who my past boyfriends were and even my class schedule.

    Me, being the pathetic soul I was found this flattering and we dated for a couple minutes. Then I found out that he was still leading her on so she wanted to kill me.

    I just saw her for the first time since high school about a week ago. And the poor thing has a 9 month old baby an abusive husband, she’s thin as a rail and missing teeth.

    Total methhead.

    She gave me the longest hug and I adored her baby and we went our separate ways.

  322. Ever wonder why PJM’s azaleas are so lush and vibrant year-round?

    HAHAHA!

  323. She gave me the longest hug and I adored her baby and we went our separate ways.

    You are too kind.

  324. David Schuster is SUCH a douche.

    I’m SO, SO glad there’s more to this story than was initially put out there.

    Can’t trust the effing media.

  325. I think, since it’s been more than 5 minutes since Ace put up something new, the mothership should like that Davide Doucheshter story.

  326. You are too kind.

    I don’t like unrest.

    if that even makes sense

  327. PJM – Yes, it makes sense. Discord is never pleasant.

  328. You are too kind.

    MCPO, are you sure you met PJ? Cute girl? Big bewbs? Devil’s horns and tail?

  329. Devil’s horns and tail?

    My hair didn’t cover those?

  330. My hair didn’t cover those?

    Your ass is hairy enough to cover a tail?

  331. “She gave me the longest hug and I adored her baby and we went our separate ways.”

    That wasn’t a hug. She was trying to suffocate you by collapsing your lungs. She still wants to kill you; unfortunately, the meth and malnutrition have left her weak…

    She probably cracked her ulna.

  332. Howard Finemann is soooo stupid, he’s got to have someone on hand to remind him to inhale and exhale:

    http://tinyurl.com/ye7msm3

  333. I’m watching an excellent adult anime, “Memories”. Subtitles, so those of you unable to read (I’m looking at you, Mesa) will be lost.

  334. She was trying to suffocate you by collapsing your lungs. She still wants to kill you; unfortunately, the meth and malnutrition have left her weak…

    That made me LOL!!

  335. “Hell, I write my own turds.”

    hahahahahahaha….exactly.

    If I want crappy literature, I’ll write my own.

  336. MCPO Preparation H Applicator
    http://tinyurl.com/nbwrza

  337. Discord is never pleasant.

    Isn’t that what this place thrives upon?

  338. All in a day’s work, momma.

  339. Mare – DO NOT click on the following link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1RShyB7Llg

  340. “Isn’t that what this place thrives upon?”

    No, this place is about sharing our love.

    Our love of latex pron….

    Our love of sick stories…..

    Our love of alcohol….

    Our love of ………..monkeys, dog, cats and something called “fisting.”

  341. STFU, mare!

  342. Isn’t that what this place thrives upon?

    Compos – No. This place thrives on kitty pictures, hunky ghey men photos and large breasts

  343. Is it the Beatles?

  344. Yup

  345. Isn’t that what this place thrives upon?

    Yes, but somehow it’s different here. You guys can’t find me to kick my ass.

  346. Compos……..

    Let’s have a couple…..

    http://tinyurl.com/yz6hqas

  347. Thanks for the warning, MCPO!

  348. MCPO thinks gay men are hunky? Quelle surprise!

  349. Let’s have a couple…..

    http://tinyurl.com/yz6hqas

    hahaha! Yes! Just don’t stand on your car and yell “I’m queen of the world!” like last time …. http://tinyurl.com/2y82r6

  350. Okay, I won’t do that again.

    Compos, I just reread your poo story and have tears streaming down my face.

  351. This is a nice Valentines Card:
    http://tinyurl.com/ycycgf8

  352. hahaha! Yes! Just don’t stand on your car and yell “I’m queen of the world!” like last time

    Wow, I wonder if the driver lived through that.

  353. PJM enjoyed being the cheerleader at her “bad girls high school”.
    http://tinyurl.com/y8aecyj

  354. Chief is how old? Man, he’s older than I thought.

    And Hotspur, here is the car I WILL own some day:

    I don’t care if I have to steal it – I will own one at some point in my life.

  355. This is a nice Valentines Card:
    http://tinyurl.com/ycycgf8

    hahahaha! Too bad Rosetta’s been banned. He would’ve loved that.

  356. being the cheerleader at her “bad girls high school”

    Those are some UGLY outfits.

  357. Too bad Rosetta’s been banned

    ????

  358. Too bad Rosetta’s been banned

    He’s joking.

    Last night rosetta and wiserbud got asked to do “Teh funny” on ace’s.

    Someone decided to be funny and make their status as contributors. Which means they can’t do squat on the blog.

    They’ve been changed back.

  359. David Shuster is a first-class douchnozzle. He believes that since no actual charges were filed in the Acorn scandal that there’s nothing to see there.

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/01/28/breitbart_takes_on_msnbcs_shuster_over_okeefe_scandal.html

  360. And we were teasing them about it.

  361. And we were teasing them about it.

    About their status? Or being at ace’s?

  362. Somebody please go to the store for me and pick up a few things?

  363. Somebody please go to the store for me and pick up a few things?

    IRV! PRICE CHECK ON VAGISIL IN ISLE 3!!

  364. “About their status? Or being at ace’s?”

    Both.

    I enjoyed cuffy’s pictures of peasants.

  365. Hey, where’d my ‘A’ go? The fucker just disppered.

  366. David Shuster is a first-class douchnozzle. He believes that since no actual charges were filed in the Acorn scandal that there’s nothing to see there.
    I’m glad Breitbart decided to go on his show after all.

  367. PJ, no, that wasn’t me. Nor was this:

    http://tinyurl.com/ybkwy9n

  368. PA – I’m not going anywhere! The wind is blowing at about 25mph and the windchill is below 20F!

  369. Both.

    hahahaha, there’s NO way in hell I teased rosetta about his status. That’s something that reeeally pisses him off.

    I was running for cover after that happened last night.

  370. Do you have a fire going, MCPO. That would be cozy.

  371. You could always go here and give him crap!

    http://crossedtheline.wordpress.com/2010/01/28/eat-the-peanuts/

  372. PA, I love you, and since I’m already going to the store for my mom, what would you like me to pick up?

    No, no feminine hygiene products.

  373. Mare -Yes, ma’am!

  374. I wasn’t sure if you saw that last comment of his, PJM. Now I know why you left abruptly.

  375. That’s something that reeeally pisses him off.

    Well, wouldn’t that just make it an automatic “must do?”

  376. Nice!

  377. Our weather forecast for this morning was flurries. WRONG!
    It took me 3.5 hours to go 84 miles.

  378. I wasn’t sure if you saw that last comment of his, PJM. Now I know why you left abruptly.

    Oh yeah.

    I was heading for the hills.

  379. Well, wouldn’t that just make it an automatic “must do?”

    HAHAHAHA!

  380. Thank you, xbrad. I’d like a box of #4 coffee cone filters and 4 gallons of gin. Thankyouverymuch.

  381. Has someone messed with his status before? But in anger, not teasing?

  382. what would you like me to pick up?

    A six pack of Stroh’s, some Vienna sassages, and a case of adult diapers.

  383. What last comment of his? I was a little tipsy so, I’m not sure I remember (OK, I really don’t remember).

  384. Off to the store.

  385. “Thank you, xbrad. I’d like a box of #4 coffee cone filters and 4 gallons of gin. Thankyouverymuch.”

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  386. I was a little tipsy

    wtf were you drinking there, Shirley? Appletinis?

  387. MCPO,

    “I’m pretty sure one of these days I will get why fucking with people’s blog status is funny.
    I bet it’s so fun!”

  388. Has someone messed with his status before? But in anger, not teasing?

    maybe, maybe not. We don’t know. One day we all got locked out of hostages OG (original) and that’s how I started this blog………we only moved to this one and started using it consitently after the big mix up with you know who.

  389. So, PJM is responsible for this trainwreck?

  390. Gotcha….and I thought that might be the case.

  391. No new poat yet?

  392. So, PJM is responsible for this trainwreck?

    That shouldn’t surprise you.

  393. No new poat yet?

    ok

  394. What’s wrong with this poat?

    http://tinyurl.com/yasw8xz

  395. Where’d C3PO shuffle off to?

  396. This poat is beginning to smell like my mantatoes after a four hour bike ride.

  397. Compos – Had to see a man about a horse.

  398. What were you actually drinking last night, chief?

  399. Hillary looks like hell:

    http://sweetness-light.com/archive/hillary-arrives-for-afghan-conf-photos

  400. Compos – 18 year old Glennfidditch

  401. Hey Chief, some swabbie is raising hell about the Army sergeant at the GOP SOTU response last night (HuffPo warning):

    http://is.gd/7ffZd

  402. I have about half a bottle of that in my cabinet. Good stuff. I still prefer bourbon over scotch though.

    Hillary looks like hell:

    Yeah. But you have to consider the camera adds ten pounds of ugly.

  403. Hillary looks like hell:

    Damn. I wouldn’t even have recognized her.

  404. If that guy thinks the SOTU is “non partisan” he’s dumber than his article.

    You can’t say it’s non partisan because it’s warranted by the Constitution and then have, the clapping, the speech itself, the harping on the Supreme Court and then cry, “but wait, this is non partisan. IDIOTIC.

  405. Cuffy – Yeah, I’ll bet the HuffPo retards are all over that! I have no idea who the guy is or whether he is Virgina NG or regular Army, so, “No Comment”.

    Oh, and I don’t think this could be construed, by any stretch, to be “campaigning”.

  406. Obama begins contemplating his 2011 State of the Union

    http://tinyurl.com/yzxberq

  407. If I passed out in front of Gavin I’d be soooo screwed

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/3991905/pint-size-hero

  408. Thundersnow!

  409. >>If I passed out in front of Gavin I’d be soooo screwed

    True story: A guy wanted to test how his dogs would react if he became unconcious. So he fell down and pretended to be unconcious. His dogs took one look at him, looked at each other, and raced to the kitchen.

  410. “Thundersnow!”

    Cool! A new Bond movie.

  411. >> If I passed out in front of Gavin I’d be soooo screwed

    If I were you I wouldn’t pass out in front of me either.

  412. I’m so pissed that I can’t even remember the details I just read over at Cuffy’s HuffPo link, but a judge has ordered James O’Keefe to move back in with his parents for the immediate future?? James is TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE. I’m sure it was done as if in a spanking and to try to humiliate him. FUCK SALT!

  413. >> If I passed out in front of Gavin I’d be soooo screwed

    If I were you I wouldn’t pass out in front of me either.

    Me three!

  414. pattyann’s so cute when she gets feisty

  415. Ok. I’m back.

  416. anyone have any good links showing how the polar bears are not in trouble?

    I’m going to use this as a teachable moment

  417. oh nevermind, there’s craploads of them out there

  418. PJM – What? Huh? Polar Bears!? They make great coats don’t they?

  419. >>oh nevermind, there’s craploads of them out there

    Polar Bears? About 25 thousand. I don’t know if that equates as craploads.

  420. Please explain this to me:

    ” I completely agree with you, the GOP should be standing behind the people. They created this terrible mess the world is in and they haven’t lifted a finger to help in the recovery. They’ve done nothing in the last year for the people except obstruct any forward movement. They couldn’t even read a 2000 page bill that is so important to the American people. Isn’t that their job?

    Republican’s constant barrage of accusations against Democrats and Mr. Obama for one thing or another is making matter worse and they don’t care. Whatever happened to the loyal opposition?

    The GOP has dragged out and stalled any kind of recovery and we move 2 steps ahead and 4 back with their obstruction.

    Republicans have not even tried to help the American people out of the catastrophic mess they left behind. And they make no apologies for it.”

    Didn’t the Dems have the majority?

  421. Watcha doin’ Brad?

  422. Didn’t the Dems have the majority?

    A bullet-proof one – both houses. Go blame someone else.

  423. There must be something wrong with me.

    Back in my dating / cohabitation days, I was actually kinda happy to go buy fem-gyn products. CLEARLY they weren’t for me. So OBVIOUSLY I am buying them for a chick. A chick who is comofortable enough to ask me to pick up some ‘pons for her. And if she’s comfortable enough doing that, then it stands to reason that I’m boning her. Which, as soon as she’s done using these, I’ll be back to doing.

    Now that I’m in marry-land, I really don’t care anymore. In fact, I’m less embarassed about it than my wife. One time, she didn’t *clarify* which type of product she was needing. So I called her on my cell phone to get better instructions. She was whispering. I asked her why. She said, “well, you’re, like there in the aisle, right? There might be people around….”

  424. She was whispering. I asked her why. She said, “well, you’re, like there in the aisle, right? There might be people around….”

    PJD was picking some up for me one time and couldn’t ahold of me on the phone so he was asking the counter woman for help. She told him, whatever you do, don’t get the super ones because that will offend your wife.

    HAHAHAHA! Wha?

    I don’t need one for heavy flows, but what if I did? Who cares?

  425. Oh, and I’m pretty sure that, in regards to who reads the bills and who doesn’t, the Republicans have the upper-hand there.

  426. What the SOTU is this STFU.

  427. Frankly, my feeble male brain doesn’t comprehend why anything exists besides Supers.

    I mean, you’re throwing the thing away after eight hours, and they all cost about the same, right? Why would you want to open yourself up to the risk of “underestimating your needs?” You’re just begging to ruin clothing…

  428. I couldn’t find the tampon aisle so I bought a package of socks.

  429. Man, I’ll bet he was one pissed-off cat, ‘Stin…

  430. Is this a feminine hygiene thread?

    When it’s that time of month around my house, I use Stay Free Noise Canceling Headphones which I find are very effective.

  431. Excellent header photo by the way.

  432. Not only has it turned into a fem-gyne thread, Rosetta, but it’s predominantly dudes talking about it.

    Today, your blog has reached a new level of suckitude.

  433. I couldn’t find the tampon aisle so I bought a package of socks

    hahahahaha!

    I use Stay Free Noise Canceling Headphones

    hahahahaha!

  434. Rosie – I will avert my eyes and bow my head slightly as I ask; Were you drinking last night or sober?

  435. “Excellent header photo by the way.”

    AGREED.

  436. has it turned into a fem-gyne thread, Rosetta, but it’s predominantly dudes talking about it.
    Today, your blog has reached a new level of suckitude.

    That’s what he gets for leaving us.

    What’s next? Recipe?

  437. I like to watch dads stand in front of The Wall™ at the grocery store talking on a cell phone and lookin all confused while I just walk up and compare the little symbol on the corner of the package I brought with me, grab the correct product and move on to the beer aisle.

    Years of experience here. I got them.

  438. Today, your blog has reached a new level of suckitude.

    This blog is the Large Hadron Collider of suck.

  439. “What’s next? Recipe?”

    Live-blogging a frank and open review of Vagina Monologues.

  440. This blog is the Large Hadron Collider of su

    Turn on some Tool. that’s what I do when the blog sucks.

  441. Excellent header photo by the way.

    spanks

  442. Rosie – I will avert my eyes and bow my head slightly as I ask; Were you drinking last night or sober?

    Do you think that I would watch that POS speech sober? My only regret is that I didn’t have any crack handy.

  443. Today, your blog has reached a new level of suckitude.

    Wait. I’m confused. I thought this was Wiser’s blog. Does that mean reason isn’t going to be banned for failure to suck up to wiser?

  444. panama banana, you have stepped up your header photo skillz.

    Nicely done.

  445. This blog is on the far side of the photo.
    http://tinyurl.com/ca58xu

  446. “Wait. I’m confused. I thought this was Wiser’s blog. Does that mean reason isn’t going to be banned for failure to suck up to wiser?”

    Rosetta told me this was his place, and I had to suck up to HIM or get ban’t!
    DAMMIT, YOU MEAN I LET HIM JIZZ IN MY EAR FOR NOTHING?

  447. You know what would be a good name for a lesbian porn?

    The Vagina Dialogues.

  448. DAMMIT, YOU MEAN I LET HIM JIZZ IN MY EAR FOR NOTHING?

    That wasn’t his ear, that was his mangina

  449. DAMMIT, YOU MEAN I LET HIM JIZZ IN MY EAR FOR NOTHING?

    How much do you usually charge?

  450. I’m a proud owner of mangerines, thx.

  451. Congwessman Fwanks????

    NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yjywftx

  452. I’m half as expensive as Hannah Giles…

  453. I just now slowed down enough that I’ve had time to listen to some soundbites from last night. You know that thing about SCOTUS overturning a century of law? I don’t guess I realized McCain-Feingold had been around that long. I could’ve sworn that that shit was passed during this century. You wanna talk about skirting around the very fucking edges of the truth? If this horse has already been beaten to death, then my apologies for attempting to revive it.

  454. PJM – Looks like the teacher was correct!

    http://tinyurl.com/yzo7psq

    Poor thing has been decapitated by AGW!!

  455. Actually, with his very public remarks about SCOTUS, he might have violated the Illinois State Bar Association Code of Ethics. Criticism meant to undermine the integrity of judges, especially when false, and either intentionally or recklessly made is actionable under the Illinois State Bar’s Professional Code Of Conduct. Not that I expect them to show they have a pair and actually discipline an honorary member.

  456. Excellent post btw BiW.

  457. BiW – How was the party last night?

    http://tinyurl.com/yaqqnlm

  458. I don’t want to visit eatliver.com, MCPO.

  459. This is the time at work that I enjoy most.

    Most everyone else has left, and I can really rip some ass and no one knows where it came from…

  460. Yeah. But you have to consider the camera adds ten pounds of ugly.

    So, then how many cameras were on Hillary at the time?

  461. Kinda like around here…

    *leans over and gingerly lifts a cheek with his hand*

  462. *sniff sniff*

    Eeewww!

  463. *crushes up kettle cooked extra crunchy potato chips and drops the handfull into MCPO’s underoos*

  464. *tries to look innocent now that Cyn’s here*

  465. If Obama ever adopts a child, he will blame any bad behavior on the birth parents.

    He is a pussy of the highest grade.

    The whole blaming Bush bullshit is so anti-man and anti-adult, I can’t believe it.

    What a weak ass bitch he is.

  466. new poat!!!!!

    Hyper-critical poat!!!

  467. You think maybe he learned it from his mommy, Rosie?

    Every time he did something bad, it wasn’t his fault, he just inherited those naughty genes from his no-good philandering father…

  468. Every time he did something bad, it wasn’t his fault, he just inherited those naughty genes from his no-good philandering father…

    Absolutely. Add that to all the pats on the head he’s gotten for being a light-skinned negro without the dialect and you have a guy who never fucks up. And if a fuck up happens around him, it’s not his fault for goodness sakes.

    His understanding of responsibility is infantile.


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