Goooood Morning Vietnam Hostages!
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Enjoy some time waking up leisurely…
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And then get yer churchin’ done.
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And your chores!
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‘Cause then it’s down to bidness:
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And just in case you needed some silly:
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[EXTREMELY IMPORTANT & URGENT UPDATE!!]
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**sets out:
—coffee, champagne, orange juice, and hot chocolate
—grapes, melon, blueberries and strawberries
—croisants, scones, biscotti, and CYNamonrolls**
Happy Sunday!!
I don’t care what anybody says, this may be the very best poat evar!
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BTW: the FOOTBALL pic has a Linky to all the games today, in case you didn’t have them memorized.
I gave you a thumbs up.
And don’t ever eat a burrito from Pupster.
Thanks, PattyAnn.
HAHA! No, no burritos from the Pup. Though his avatar is cute enough to roll into a burrito and then pinch his cheeks mercilessly.
Any special plans for you today?
Wow. Someone put effort into a poat?
What the hell is going on? It’s like I don’t even know this place.
Cyn, I’m kinda sorta watching the Gunsmoke marathon. Chester is no Festus, so I’m not glued to it today.
We’re fixin to have a real brunch with grits, red eye gravy and biscuits. John’s been on vacation the last 10 days, so today is do nothing day before he goes back to work tomorrow.
And you?
Brad: cyn is new, that’s why. She hasn’t been jaded yet.
xbrad, I think you should always use that avatar.
I find this post’s lack of Advice Dog disturbing.
I just got back from the kitchen to pop in some cynamonrolls for the boys.
I have great goals today of reading, a leisurely bath, reorganizing the boys’ closets to fit their new toys and such, drop by my mom’s to deliver the new photo calendar I made and the homemade turkey pot pie, and then watch football with a nap.
I love the color Jade.
http://tinyurl.com/ycfr6uv
Rosetta, there’s a message for you:
http://tinyurl.com/y9vll25
http://tinyurl.com/ydww58v
Eddie, who’s crotch should I sniff?
that’s between you and the sniffee
*crosses legs tightly and looks nervously at xbrad*
Swingers.
http://tinyurl.com/cfjrro
Good morning, y’all. At this rate, I’ve mostly got a day shaping up like the guy shoveling his roof up there ^^^.
The global warming just keeps on a-fallin’.
The global warming just keeps on a-fallin’.
I find your lack of faith disturbing:
http://bacn.me/kuy
*crosses eyes tightly and looks nervously at eddie*
My cousin is going to Afghanistan today. Send him happy thoughts and hope he kicks a lot of Taliban in the poon,
God bless him, Jewstin.
good luck for him, Jewstin.
Godspeed Jewstin’s cousin.
Happy thoughts and prayers for him, Jew.
I added a very important update to the poat.
Prayers for Jewstin’s cousin. May he kick ass, take names and return home victorious.
Jewstin, would you tell us your cousin’s first name?
Cousin’s name is Adrian.
Rosetta, for Heaven’s sake, put on some pants.
“Cousin’s name is Adrian”
When I’m praying should I scream it like Rocky did?
When I’m praying should I scream it like Rocky did?
I’m sure he would think that would be pretty awesome. Last year he had his first UFC fight.
Yo!
PattyAnn is very Rocky/street.
Good morning! I want some of Cyn’s turkey pot pie – and that’s no euphamism, either. 😉
Rosetta, for Heaven’s sake, put on some pants.
Why don’t you make me?
http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/
Got this from my mother this AM:
Why don’t you make me?
My gf’s son, 7, doesn’t ever wear pants. He hates it when I’m home because that shit doesn’t wash with me – if you’re in a common area, you exhibit common courtesy and attire yourself appropriately, including effing PANTS. I get really tired of constantly saying, “Go put on some pants!”
The turkey pot pie is very easy to make and it’s a great way to use up any left over turkey, stuffing, veggies, and gravy! It is so very yummy. If seriously interested, let me know and I’ll take some pics and post the recipe at my site.
DOWN WITH PANTS!!!
DOWN WITH PANTS!!!
WHAT DON’T WE WANT??
PANTS!!!!
WHEN DON’T WE WANT THEM??
NOW!!!!
Jazz, both my boys went thru a ‘no pants stage’ at about that age. Even when they went to a grandma’s house, the pants came off. HAHAHA! Rosetta has never grown out of that stage!
NO JUSTICE, NO PANTS!!!
NO JUSTICE, NO PANTS!!!
2 – 4 – 6 – 8
NOT WEARING PANTS IS FUCKING GREAT!!!
VISUALIZE NO PANTS!!!
DOWN WITH PANTS!!!
In a time many years ago, Rosetta lived the way he’d always dreamed…
http://tinyurl.com/ybd7zmz
KEEP YOUR PANTS OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!
DOWN WITH PANTS!!!
I don’t know. MCPO’s golf pants are pretty snazzy.
http://bacn.me/kuz
KEEP YOUR PANTS OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!
MOM!!!! Rosetta is revealing to us that he’s a hermaphrodite again!!!!
g’mornin’, losers.
Jewstin, Best wishes and prayers, plus a huge “Thank you!” to your cousin.
Any update on Scott?
Oh, and STFU.
That is all.
Rosetta, do you ever check your e-mail?
Rosetta may be planning a quick trip to NYC this month!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9La40WwO-lU
Who freaking knew??!!
If seriously interested, let me know and I’ll take some pics and post the recipe at my site.
Seriously interested, Cyn!
Will do Jazz.
A chicken in every pot, and pants on every leg and ass, to boot!
Will do Jazz.
Can you spice up the recipe so that it offends Bob?
Can you spice up the recipe so that it offends Bob?
I could use the word “naked” a few times in the recipe…
Hahahah – I’m thinking there has to be some relationship between “turkey” and douchebag liberals.
I could use the word “naked” a few times in the recipe…
Somehow work in “Bob’s a pedophile.” That seems to always set him off.
Somehow work in “Bob’s a pedophile.” That seems to always set him off.
Ahhh…so my being naked with do nothing for him. Got it.
Stepping away for a bit. BBIAB
That right foot thing freaks me out.
STFU Jazz.
*gnaws on right foot*
*gnaws on right foot*
hahahahaha
I tried it twice.
Rosetta, you keep YOUR uterus away from my pants.
Anyone need any snow? We have more than enough!
Decision time…stay home and watch Jags/Browns, Giants/Vikings, or go to bar and watch Steelers /Dolphins.
House has no booze.
Hmmmmmm…
http://tinyurl.com/yztdqgj
This made me smile. ANd since this is a cat/dog/latex blog I think it fits:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/01/01/funny-pictures-month/
Mare shows the kids who’s boss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qccLJ-slFI&feature=related
You betcha, Clint.
Any update on Scott?
When I called him this morning he was in terrible pain. They said it’s to be expected on day three, as the bowels start to ‘wake up.’
I called his Mom and she went over there.
A little later he said he found a more comfortable position and was doing better. Which made me very, very happy.
Been cleaning the house all morning and fielding calls from family and friends, time for me to get ready to go.
One great thing; we only live ten maybe twelve minutes away from the hospital on city roads. One right, a long straight shot, two lefts, and we’re there.
If he doesn’t accept his mother’s offer to rehab him at her place for a few days after discharge, I’m going to have to buy a twin bed for the first floor and empty out the spare room.
If he thinks he’s going to manage our long steep staircase…while I’m at work…nuh-uh.
. . .A little later he said he found a more comfortable position and was doing better.
Good. Feel better Scott.
That whole “gas after surgery” thing is horrible. I’m glad he’s leaving the hospital.
I’m hoping his healing will be exponential at this point.
Rosetta, do you ever check your e-mail?
Let’s see what Advice Dog says about it.
http://tinyurl.com/yg42vme
This is from the 30 important cats link at AoSwTP and it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Much like all of you, this cat is an asshole and a douche.
laura, you and scott are in my prayers and I hope his recovery is super-quick.
When you think scott is ready for a some potentially offensive but entertaining diversions, let me know.
I will send him a care package with some crap in it.
Laura – Please pass along my best wishes to Scott.
MCPO, is one of your new year’s resolutions to stop being such a rat bastard?
Rosetta – Of course, you petulant, taint-licking shit weasel!
Hey, everybody!! Dave made a video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
When Rosetta drinks too much:
http://bacn.me/kv4
Sometimes PJ needs a break:
http://bacn.me/kv5
My turkey pot pie recipe mentioned earlier is now on the Interwebz!!1!1!!
http://mscyn.wordpress.com/2010/01/03/turkey-pot-pie-recipe-pics/
Thanks for the updates on Scott. Good Wishes for you both!
I don’t feel like doing anything today.
Perhaps I’ll run for a coffee. Wake myself up.
LaraW
Well, that was weird…
I was saying our prayers go out to you and Scott.
My turkey pot pie recipe consists of throwing Marie Callendar in the microwave for 13 minutes.
Those babies are trashed!
Jewstin, you could switch the titles on your last two links and it would still work.
Cyn – Did you see this?
http://tinyurl.com/c83v2b
I did not see that until now, My Chiefster! That is comedy gold!
Okay, Imma gonna go be productive now. There’s nothing like showering at noon!
Try not to set any fires at the old people’s home or wasting your load on only one guy while I’m gone!
or wasting your load on only one guy while I’m gone!
JEWSTIN!!!!!
MOM!! CYN IS BEiNG VERY PORNY!!!!!
Oh, joy. I’ve just been tapped to drive mom to the hospital.
To pick tangerines and grapefuit.
Hey, don’t stop saying stupid shit on my account…
“stupid shit”
Have you guys seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
“stupid shit”
Don’t make me beat you.
http://bacn.me/kv9
At the bar. Good call by me.
Oh, joy. I’ve just been tapped to drive mom to the hospital. To pick tangerines and grapefuit.
L to R: xbrad’s mom, xbrad
http://tinyurl.com/yhm7naa
>> If he thinks he’s going to manage our long steep staircase…while I’m at work…nuh-uh.
Put some police tape up around it. It’ll keep him out.
Sorry he was having some ouch this morning, glad it’s better.
At the bar. Good call by me.
What’s Pupster doing at a gay bar?
Did you guys hear that they used one of those surgical cameras and routed it through a chimps rear end? They just published the photos:
http://tinyurl.com/y936vhn
I am this -> <- close to starting drinking.
What’s going on, porknbsbsbsbsbsbs?
Beasns alternative:
http://bacn.me/kvc
When Mare speaks, this is what people experience:
http://tinyurl.com/bd867n
*buys beasn a drink*
What’s with all the Techno in here?
When Rosetta video tapes himself, this is what people experience:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ukN7PzUwU&feature=related
Hahahaha. The audio from that last video is from an actual song. This may be the worst song ever.
http://tinyurl.com/ytezgk
What’s with all the Techno in here?
Hahahahaha. Pay no attention to the guys without shirts.
Rosie, next time whatshername that can’t be named has problems with hemis, show her some himis..
http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?t=53647&start=0
Porknsbsbsbsbs, xbrad linked a really cute calendar with you in mind. Full of cute little sporty guinea pigs.
That stuff is teh ghey! This is muusic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ASsNgU7nEg
This is what happens when Rosetta tries to be outdoorsy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8PPVfZmbJs&feature=related
Right before Mare was let go from her job as a newscaster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1blE6Fb_qT8
What’s going on, porknbsbsbsbsbsbs?
Husband over his head on a project. He is finding out he is mortal and needs to share the load.
Beasns alternative:
http://bacn.me/kvc
That sums it up.
Mare is mean for posting that video!
Porknsbsbsbsbs, xbrad linked a really cute calendar with you in mind. Full of cute little sporty guinea pigs.
Oh yes. I saw that but didn’t comment because I was on my iTouch and drifting off to slumberland.
That stuff is teh ghey! This is muusic!
Gah! Fingernails on a chalkboard.
L to R: Jewstin, MCPO
http://bacn.me/kvd
Hey guys. I’m back from AZ. Will and I had a great time.
Sorry to hear Scott isn’t doing well, lauraw. I hope he feels better soon. Although I’ve been away from the internet for a week, so I don’t know what happened. Fuckin’ 2009 manage to reach out and smack our internet family one last time?
I didn’t know Jewstin was blind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT3rDqjW4wU
HAHAHAHAHA….The guy in purple is my boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1UP75y_6lE&feature=related
Happy New Year sweet Peel!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!
Mare, seriously, he’s not sleeping and getting the dry heaves over it. Instead of focusing on one pile of crap and doing what is required of him for that pile, he is looking at the whole field of mess and thinking it is all his.
Mrs. Peel – Did you have a nice fire to keep your tootsies warm?
Hahaha!
Roamy fires up the grill:
http://bacn.me/kvf
porknbsbsbsbsbs, I know top notch execs that are like that, big picture guys but need help with the details and breaking it down. I don’t envy your position, helping someone see the forest through the trees.
Not trying to be funny…but…How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
“…….BUT he’s gay……..I mean blind”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
At 2:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHHR_tA7eg4
“…….BUT he’s gay……..I mean blind”
That reminds me of a gag I saw one time where a couple of writers kept trying to pitch terrific ideas to Hollywood producers. The producers kept turning them down, until the writers would say, ‘There’s a twist. The main character. . . is gay.’
I wonder how she got the two mixed up. Don’t sound alike, not related? Funny though.
>> How do you eat an elephant?
http://tinyurl.com/ydrlpr8
I recommend Blend-Tec
That reminds me of a gag I saw one time where a couple of writers kept trying to pitch terrific ideas to Hollywood producers. The producers kept turning them down, until the writers would say, ‘There’s a twist. The main character. . . is gay.’
That’s the worst story I’ve ever heard.
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
I’ve told him that. He knows what I’m saying is right but he can’t focus.
It’s not good.
Holy shit, it’s 2010.
I wonder how she got the two mixed up. Don’t sound alike, not related? Funny though.
Hahahaha. You know she must have been thinking about someone that’s gay when she was reading the teleprompter. Hilarious.
I bet the blind mountain climber’s gay lover thought it was funny too.
This little (little, 6’8″) freshman girl basketball player at a little Baptist school is kicking all kinds of ass.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxq8rf
She’s gonna make Lutherns cry.
That’s the worst story I’ve ever heard.
Personal, to Rosetta:
http://bacn.me/kvg
*snaps Beasn in the ass with wet towel*
*punches Rosetta in the poon*
I’m for reals not knowing what to do.
I’m starting to feel sorry for the NY Giants. 44-0. Yikes. It’s like watching Rosetta trying to get into his hot pink latex suit….embarrassing.
Personal, to Rosetta:
http://bacn.me/kvg
Hahahahaha.
Jewstin’s nemesis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM
Hey Mare, whatcha lookin’ at?
http://tinyurl.com/yzo2s2f
“I’m for reals not knowing what to do.”
Clean desk, put everything away except work papers. Everything. Do not underestimate the importance of this step.
Make A and B piles.
A is more important.
B is less important.
Move B pile off table/desk.
Then within the A pile number them in importance 1…2…3.. etc..
It’s crucial to have a clean work setting. Neat piles and only the A pile should be on the desk/table until it’s complete.
Jewstin’s nemesis.
Man, I hate that guy.
*Shakes fist.
“Hey Mare, whatcha lookin’ at?”
The absurdity of shock art. I definitely related to this series of videos:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/grace_notes/why_beauty_is_important.php
3 more fucking inches of snow!
The absurdity of shock art. I definitely related to this series of videos:
Mare you should watch this.
http://tinyurl.com/6lhzxg
porknbsbsbsbsbs,
Sometimes people want to vent. They really don’t want advice, they just want support. So please take my comments in the spirit in which they were given. I know that you may just want to vent and don’t care to hear suggestions.
Tattoo?
http://tinyurl.com/yk4caet
Rosetta, I started watching that video (and was interested) and then realized you were probably punking me.
Rosetta is drunk.
Mare you should watch this.
N.I.M.H?
“N.I.M.H?”
What does that mean?
I wonder kind of bus this is.
http://tinyurl.com/yhj6ub6
Rosetta – link FAIL!!
Heh, Mare:
http://bacn.me/kvm
National
Institute
for
Mental
Health
“I wonder kind of bus this is.”
hahahahahaha
No doubt, a Catholic High school cheering squad.
Thanks, MCPO.
Racist!
http://tinyurl.com/csdfeg
“We’re the girls from Norfolk High
We don’t drink. We don’t smoke
Norfolk, Norfolk, Norfolk!”*
*One must know the local pronunciation for this to be appreciated
Stupid Tattoo link fixed.
Mare, I’m not venting, I’m worried. Depending on how the next couple of days go, may have to get his brother involved. While he does find strength being in the same room as myself, that alone is not going to cut it.
Bottom line, he has burned himself out.
Mare Buttons?
http://tinyurl.com/ykqdg77
Brad & Sox; the early years: http://tinyurl.com/yj96nn9
“Mare Buttons?”
hahahahahahaahaah
Is it wrong that I laughed.
“Brad & Sox; the early years: http://tinyurl.com/yj96nn9”
LOL……..hilarious!
Fight the power.
http://tinyurl.com/yh5kjzx
I’m sorry about your situation, porknsnsnsns. That’s tough watching your husband struggle.
MCPO, I’m bookmarking that picture.
Brad & Sox; the early years: http://tinyurl.com/yj96nn9
Holy crap check out that kids hair!
Brillo.
Think these jeans make her ass look fat?? http://tinyurl.com/ygsn697
Think these jeans make her ass look fat?? http://tinyurl.com/ygsn697
Hahahahahaha. Did you see the title of that picture?
I feel sad for her knee joints. The stuff we do to our poor little bodies.
Think these jeans make her ass look fat?? http://tinyurl.com/ygsn697
Humn. I’m thinking it’s the ass. Matter of fact, I bet her ass looks better in those jeans than it does out.
Wait, MCPO, didn’t you say I was mean for posting a video of the fat kid crashing his bike?
Did you know Costco doesn’t even stock clothes below a size 6? Mine doesn’t.
Mare’s teachers recognized a problem early. . .
http://tinyurl.com/ygta88z
Tat goes out for chocolate:
http://tinyurl.com/yc9dwj4
Who is the luckiest boy in the whole, wide world?
http://tinyurl.com/yfkv8hu
Tat goes out for chocolate:
Hah Mare, I’ve driven in conditions sorta like that.
I wonder what beach this is.
http://tinyurl.com/yhhtcht
“I wonder what beach this is.”
hahahahahahaah….liar
Hey Mare!!! Where ya going?? http://tinyurl.com/yfda4lq
I was gonna take a pic of my kids skating out on the lake … but it was too fucking cold.
It looked really cute, though. Try to imagine it.
Coca-Cola is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take it away!
http://tinyurl.com/ykgj3n8
Coq au vin for dinner tonight.
Wish me luck.
“Hey Mare!!! Where ya going??”
hahahahahaha
*stupid kitty
Carin, they’re just adorable.
Coq au vin for dinner tonight.
Horse coq?
This little story is cute:
http://cuteoverload.com/2010/01/03/i-love-you-man/
Anytime you need a pick-me-up (while not getting wasted) go to this website.
Sox – Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/5o73bo
Hahahahahahaha. I love funny people.
http://tinyurl.com/yzb3j6x
Hotspur, I felt like was intruding on their love.
Dammit! I got so wrapped up in bills and taxes that I forgot I was doing laundry.
From Mare’s link:
Paunchie 01.03.10 at 1:27 pm
AWWWWWWWWW
looks like brudders?
I wonder why he had surgery, they look like young kittehs.
Worst comment ever.
Jewstin’s cousin Adrian goes to Afghanistan:
http://tinyurl.com/4fd2q4
GO PACK GO!
BTW, Hello Hostages. Now STFU and watch the Packer game!
Sounds like BrewFan is running low on fudge.
Hotspur – I LOVE that video!
I also forgot to eat, and it’s 3:30 here. Dammit! Obviously, I need Will around to remind me to fuckin’ eat!
Hey Peelio, who’s this Will character?
Would someone please order that Youthology stuff and tell me if it works?
Message for Rosetta from the Rebel Alliance:
http://tinyurl.com/mnnz5x
“Sounds like BrewFan is running low on fudge.”
Gross and juvenile, I liked it.
Looks like wiserbud got arrested again.
http://tinyurl.com/yztqe2x
hahahahahahahahaha
Wiser was driving too slow…..hey, biach the gas pedal is on the right.
Will, the lurker who occasionally comments here. We first met in person back in August, and I just spent a week in his Arizona love nest. Oh yeah!
ooooooh, internet love.
I am putting off today what I can put off again tomorrow, only to be ticked I didn’t get it done today.
Will, the lurker who occasionally comments here. We first met in person back in August, and I just spent a week in his Arizona love nest. Oh yeah!
That’s funny…I don’t remember giving you permission to go to Will’s love nest.
Actually that’s excellent news, Peel. He seems like a good guy which concerns me because you are a bit sketchy.
Peel ignored my earlier question. . .
*gives Emma the “stinkeye”*
If you need a picture of a bird on a wire, here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/yjzsvvq
Good idea.
http://tinyurl.com/yl3cpfd
Turns out, taking mom to the hospital to pick tangerines and grapefruit means she stands there and watches while I pick fruit.
Hello? Do I look Messican?
Why did you go to the hospital to pick fruit, stupid?
Man the job market is bad. Despite several interviews this guy hasn’t received one offer.
http://tinyurl.com/ylgnvdh
Rosie – He was raised by parents who never said, “No.”
Oops, sorry, Chief. We didn’t have a fire. Will’s bedroom…uh…I mean, the guest room…is very warm and toasty.
Rosencrans, the hospital has a shitpot of fruit trees. Only a few other people go there to pick fruit.
And the hospital is glad to have someone pick it. But when you go to a tangerine tree with a couple thousand tangerines on it, having your mom point out where a tangerine is by standing on the opposite side of the tree going “there’s one, up there!” while you are staring straight up isn’t very helpful.
Rosie – He was raised by parents who never said, “No.”
Or beat his ass.
Rosencrans, the hospital has a shitpot of fruit trees. Only a few other people go there to pick fruit.
Probably because it’s a hospital.
Oops, sorry, Chief. We didn’t have a fire. Will’s bedroom…uh…I mean, the guest room…is very warm and toasty.
MOM!!!! PEEL IS HAVING RELATIONS!!!!
I like Will’s choice in bedroom furniture. . .
http://tinyurl.com/yfaapn6
Will and Peel actually make a cute couple.
http://tinyurl.com/ykwz8fs
Hey Rosetta! Wanna cookie??
http://tinyurl.com/ykfte74
Hey Brew!!! Whatcha doing??
http://tinyurl.com/yhjvex8
Howdy HO!!!!!!!
How did the job interview go, Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/yjhtdlm
PJ’s a ho?
Oops, sorry, Chief. We didn’t have a fire. Will’s bedroom…uh…I mean, the guest room…is very warm and toasty.
*covers ears
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! That’s like hearing about my kids hooking up.
DO NOT WANT!!
Not a bad idea.
http://tinyurl.com/yjp9ppz
PJ’s a ho?
That didn’t even make sense.
Try again.
How did the job interview go, Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/yjhtdlm
I would hire her in a heartbeat for her awesome typing skillz.
Shhh. Don’t anyone say anything funny. . . BBL!
Hey Burrito Head, wanna rassle?
Hey Burrito Head, wanna rassle?
rosetta and pj
Dangit. I was actually trying to post this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zhcQcge_Ks
Ladies, it’s okay to give guys flowers. FYI.
http://tinyurl.com/yjbzkyk
It is cold!
I moved to Florida to get away from cold.
If I move any farther south I will have to learn mesican, or cuban!
I have NEVER gotten that look when I give a guy flowers.
weird
When I grow up and get old, I’m not letting b-rad take care of me. He’s mean to old people.
I will have to learn mesican, or cuban!
Or fish.
I’m nice to old people. Hell, I’ve helped little old ladies cross the street.
It’s just that my dear mother is… well, a bitch.
Hey MCPO, here’s a pretty cool video of Bradie James running down Donovan McNabb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlA2INOpT78
Can someone please tell me how to use my cell phone as the modem on my computer? The cliff notes version please? And will AT&T have a heart attack if I do?
rosetta and pj
Hahahahahahaha.
*kisses back of pajama momma’s neck*
*washes Cheese Whiz off mouth*
It’s just that my dear mother is… well, a bitch.
And that’s exactly why you can’t take care of me.
Can someone please tell me how to use my cell phone as the modem on my computer? The cliff notes version please? And will AT&T have a heart attack if I do?
Is it plugged in? You should make sure it’s plugged in.
Are you guys ready for a recipe that tastes just like KFC?
Ron Douglas shares the ingredients for his version of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices recipe
— 1 teaspoon ground oregano
— 1 teaspoon chili powder
— 1 teaspoon ground sage
— 1 teaspoon dried basil
— 1 teaspoon dried marjoram
— 1 teaspoon pepper
— 2 teaspoons salt
— 2 tablespoons paprika
— 1 teaspoon onion salt
— 1 teaspoon garlic powder
— 2 tablespoons Accent
So I looked up “Accent” and it’s MSG. Should I be concerned? PJD and I were discussing how both our mothers had that in their cupboards.
Can someone please tell me how to use my cell phone as the modem on my computer?
Think you’ve got to have the broadband doohikey.
And Vmax, it’s just gonna get worse. Looking at another arctic blast on Wed.
Is it plugged in? You should make sure it’s plugged in.
Whew! I just knew someone on this blog could help me.
Can you still buy MSG? I mean that as a serious question.
Can you still buy MSG?
At Winco, you could buy MSG in bulk.
I brought all my plants in last night, however it was in 38 when I woke up. I left them in all day, I will set them out tomorrow, maybe.
At Winco, you could buy MSG in bulk.
Is it in the spice section?
Happy New Year, Vmax.
it sucks that it’s cold in Florida. That’s a bunch of bullshit.
Ron Douglas shares the ingredients for his version of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices recipe
Who’s Ron Douglas?
Can you still buy MSG? I mean that as a serious question.
Yeah, it’s called “Accent” http://whatscookingamerica.net/Q-A/Accent2.jpg
I think I’m gonna make it w/out the MSG.
What I’m reading is that even if you have it on just protein and there’s no carbs at all, it still causes your body to produce insulin which causes your blood sugar to drop which then makes you hungry a half hour later. Which is why Chinese food makes you hungry later.
Shhhhhhhhh!
Ancient Chinese secret.
Who’s Ron Douglas?
You don’t question the Ronster, ok?
He was nice enough to share his recipe and that’s all you need to know.
or he’s this guy
I got one of these for Christmas.
http://www.ninjakitchen.com/products.html
Anybody want a mojito?
or he’s this guy
Hahahahahahaha. That book only costs $5,000? Bargain of the century.
PJM – Dump the MSG and double the salt.
If someone EVER uses the term “human caused disasters” in a serious way in my presence, I will do this to them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLzY5oeWjc
I got one of these for Christmas.
http://www.ninjakitchen.com/products.html
Racist.
Is it in the spice section?
It’s in the bulk section. Duh.
Anybody want a mojito?
Mmmm, yes please.
Racist.
*spits in Rosie’s mojito*
Here you go!
It’s in the bulk section. Duh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U
*spits in Rosie’s mojito*
MOM!!! BREWFAN’S MOJITOS HAVE SEMEN IN THEM!!!!
Mmmm, yes please.
Here you go!
*hands Tat mojito*
I wouldn’t drink that if I were you, Tattoo.
MOM!!! BREWFAN’S MOJITOS HAVE SEMEN IN THEM!!!!
hahahaha! http://tinyurl.com/y9v2xfz
*hands Tat mojito*
Pretty sure mine’s ok Rosie. Brew and I have an understanding.
I just wouldn’t drink yours.
Does anyone have some marjoram and onion salt I can borrow? How the hee haw heck do I NOT have those ingredients?
I’ve got some dried marjoram PJM. Fresh outta the garden this summer.
Did you know that marjoram spelled backwards is marojram?
I have onion salt.
No marjoram.
How about some of this instead?
http://tinyurl.com/yzd2rxt
Only got the bulk. Sorry. We can airdrop it.
How about some of this instead?
http://tinyurl.com/yzd2rxt
I have packages like that in my backyard. The owners told me not to worry about it.
Dave, oregano is not a substitute for marjoram!
Hey Tatts! How was that mojhito??
http://tinyurl.com/ygpcjc5
That’s supposed to be paprika.
*shakes fist at sky* MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve got some dried marjoram PJM. Fresh outta the garden this summer.
Perfect!
What the fucking fuck. I guess I can’t say that I blame them.
Good job Kerry you fucking douche bag.
http://tinyurl.com/y9heht3
I’ve made a decision.
I reaaaaaally need a margarita.
We have a picture of Will in POL. Cute couple.
Kerry never met an enemy of the US he wouldn’t kiss up to. Surprising that they won’t let him in. After all, he worked his ass off for the North Vietnamese commies a few decades ago.
Traitorous fuck knuckle!
I reaaaaaally need a margarita.
Yes, one should always be rewarded at the end of the decision making process. It so tough.
No, the margarita was my decision. Problem is, I have no tequilla or margarita mix.
I do have vodka though, that should count for something, right?
I do have vodka though, that should count for something, right?
Vodka does count for something. Do you have any flavored syrups? Like you stick in coffee? If not juice works. Just not kool-aid ok.
What the fucking fuck. I guess I can’t say that I blame them.
Good job Kerry you fucking douche bag.
That’s weird. I thought for sure Amqweraqsedfdad, would like a good BJ.
Vodka and peanut butter.
In a pinch.
Kerry never met an enemy of the US he wouldn’t kiss up to. Surprising that they won’t let him in. After all, he worked his ass off for the North Vietnamese commies a few decades ago.
Traitorous fuck knuckle!
Exactly. This puts the lie to the “extend an open hand rather a closed fist” hippie bullshit to regimes like Iran’s.
Fucking idiot cocksucker. Thank God that moron lost in 2004. What an unmitigated disaster that would have been.
Most of the people in Massachusetts need their ass kicked.
“Amqweraqsedfdad”
hahahahahahahahaha
*stupid Iranian Jew hater
And except for MCPO, everyone in PA needs a good ass kicking also.
(murtha)
The Eagles are certainly doing their part.
He’s such a massive tool that Black & Decker should patent his ass.
http://tinyurl.com/ylmtele
“The Eagles are certainly doing their part.”
HA! Good one, Dave.
I should have said the Cowboys are doing their part.
http://www.break.com/index/lookin-for-a-girlfriend.html
I knew what you meant.
Mare – Murtha’s district is about 2 hours from here and his supporters have been sucking at the government teat forever. My Representative is Todd Platts. Check out his record and conservative credentials.
“Looking for a girlfriend”
Yikes. That’s about as gross as it gets.
Figured he’d be from Michigan.
4 sacks on McNabb today.
Life is good.
Well, I wasn’t going to send anyone to kick YOUR ass anyway, MCPO.
DiT – Fuck you.
Hahahahahahaha.
If only we could meet next week and drink ourselves blind through the game.
Many Shuvs and Zuuls would know what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Many Shuvs and Zuuls would know what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
HA! Mrs. Rosetta and I just watched that movie a couple of days ago.
Well done.
*removes Dave from “Kill Immediately” list*
And Dallas Cryboys coach Wade Phillips keeps his job for another year!
http://tinyurl.com/yfjavmo
MCPO, what’s the temp in Bitter Clinger Land?
It’s 11 here which is one of my least favorite temperatures.
Rosie – 22F with a windchill of 10. Relatively balmy compared to this morning.
Does anyone know if I have to “jailbreak” my iphone to use it as a modem?
Wade Phillips is the dumbest coach to win the NFC East since Barry Switzter.
Well done Confused Face Wade!
I still plan to someday write a relationship self-help book entitled “Men are Gozer, Women are Zuul.”
“That big screen thingy shore is purty. What down is it?
http://tinyurl.com/y9x6532
Wade is a fucking goober. His old man was a FOOTBALL COACH!
Does anyone know if I have to “jailbreak” my iphone to use it as a modem?
Is it charged? You should check to make sure that it’s charged.
PJM – Is there an app that says, “Modem”?
I’m almost done with my thank-you notes. Do you parents still force your kids to write thank-you notes the old-fashioned way? I look forward to someday sitting my future rugrats down with a pile of notecards and some nice pens and envelopes and stamps and the address book and fixing my gimlet eye on them as they grumpily scribble away.
*kicks rosetta in the shin
Anyone else?
Bum Phillips cried.
There is no crying in football.
PJM! There’s an app thingy for that. Go to the App Store. Spend $27 bucks on something by Pink Floyd.
DO IT NOW
Peel – I use personalized stationary and a Mont Blanc pen when giving my creditors excuses.
“Confused Face Wade!”
So very, very true.
Cowboys actually looked good today. Wade still looked incredibly confused.
Whitten is a stud.
You’re just trying to trick me into buying hard rock music aren’t you?
Nooooooooo.
Use the USB cable. Search on “Dogs of iPhonePC War”
Peel – I use personalized stationary and a Mont Blanc pen when giving my creditors excuses.
Hahahahahaha.
Dear Sirs,
Turn my heat back on you motherfuckers.
Sincerely,
MCPO
PJ — http://zedomax.com/blog/2008/09/14/iphone-modem-app-is-here-and-i-am-not-impressed/
Yes, Mrs. Peel, they do. The problem? Kid’s don’t physically “write” anymore. It’s all papers done on computers and texting, etc..
Having nice cursive is rare. One of mine does, one doesn’t.
Just looked. No apps. damn the bad luck
Peel – I use personalized stationary and a Mont Blanc pen when giving my creditors excuses.
HAHAHAHA!
PJM – Look at Mesa’s link, you burritohead!
Actually, Mare, my print is absolutely atrocious, but my cursive is still pretty nice. My theory is that this is because I never use my cursive, so I haven’t developed all the shortcuts I have with my print. (When I’m writing something for other people to read, I use all caps [aka Single Stroke Gothic for you enginerds], as opposed to the terrible sentence case print I use to take notes or write messages to myself.)
I still haven’t eaten anything today except peppermint bark, a York peppermint patty, and a piece of peppermint fudge. I’m starting to notice a pattern here. Maybe I’ll have some peppermint hot chocolate in my Father of Spaceflight mug later tonight.
(Musli, if you want an old-school hand-written thank-you note, you’ll have to give me your address…)
>> Turn my heat back on you motherfuckers.
Sincerely,
MCPO
If you put a flourish on the signature, they have to turn the heat back on.
It’s the law.
Stupid burritohead.
I also read that use of the i-phone negates the health benefits of consuming local honey and organic nuts although I don’t have a link for the study.
Dave in Winter.
http://tinyurl.com/ylhqk6v
So basically I need to get a Blackberry. I’m too nervous to try jailbreaking it.
*realized rosetta was not kicked hard enough
*tries again
*screams in pain
*realizes that rosetta’s shin, not unlike his heart is made of steel, cold hard steel
Close up of Rosetta’s head in winter.
http://tinyurl.com/yda88pp
MCPO, did you resolve to shave your already bald head for the new year?
Who loves Jack and Coke?
Pupster loves Jack and Coke!
Who tips absurdly well?
Pupster tips absurdly well!
Who needed to call the wife for a ride home after the game because absurd tips = all Jack and no coke in a tall glass for 3 quarters of the game?
Yep. http://tinyurl.com/ydvlxea
Don’t do it MCPO!! Rosetta is trying to get you to go to the darkside
of the moon
that part was for DiT
This song just started playing on my i-pood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rApspaCHRnM
True story.
Hahahahahaha.
Pupster is Comfortably Numb.
This thread is slower than pajama momma choosing condoms.
Someone put up a new POS. Who’s up?
I’m off to kill Elites in Halo 3! Later, Taters!!
“This thread is slower than pajama momma choosing condoms.”
hahahahahahahaha
Hi, Pupster.
We’re nice and warm up here. It’s 18 degrees.
You should see how much snow hubby shoveled for the kids. Now they have a HUGE skating rink.
[he shoveled on the lake]
Comment by mesa in Texas on January 3, 2010 7:23 pm
That’s the worst acting I’ve ever seen. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dave! Staff Meeting, NOW!
http://tinyurl.com/yeundct
I have the perfect header pic…just as soon as I actually take it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3UkwAXWBYc
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/7roxr
I’ll pay $16 a month for celebrities to shut the fuck up about shit they don’t understand.
I’ll pay $16 a month for celebrities to shut the fuck up about shit they don’t understand.
I’ll add $5.
Hiya Mare, wanna dance?
http://tinyurl.com/yarcplq
This i-Pod is a piece of shit.
http://tinyurl.com/yh3rna9
Hiya Mare, wanna dance?
Not a lot of bounce Mare, pretty impressive.
Hiya Tat, wanna dance?
http://tinyurl.com/y98dlcq
I’ll pay $16 a month for celebrities to shut the fuck up about shit they don’t understand.
But then they would never…
…I see where you’re going with this.
*chips in*
“Hiya Mare, wanna dance?”
hahahahahahaha
And he’s holding her purse….hahahahahahaha
I want one of these.
You guys are gonna have to start commenting more or I have no choice but to go and attempt to finish my book.
Snow Crash.
I tried putting up a new post, but I screwed up.
Next!
It’s the thought that counts mare.
“It’s the thought that counts mare.”
HA!
Thanks, Carin.
Every POS blog has to have a tech idiot.
I tried putting up a new post, but I screwed up.
http://tinyurl.com/avbxh7
Ok, I didn’t eat anything bad today. I just ate too much good stuff.
And I didn’t work out.
Guilt.
Double facepalm.
gettin ready for the Bengals and the Jets.
anyone who thought of an Elton John tune is a total fag.
Mare, was your post going to be the worst post ever?
Car In, how many cheeseburgers did you eat today?
Please round to the nearest ten.
“Mare, was your post going to be the worst post ever?”
Absolutely!
It really was going to be a POS but I thought this thread was slow and no one expects much from my posts anyway.
Someone please make the sonofabitch pounding away at the gutterspikes in skull stop. Thankyouverymuch.
It really was going to be a POS but I thought this thread was slow and no one expects much from my posts anyway.
Not true!!
Here’s how bad it was:
It was a picture I found on my desk top that I don’t know how it got there and why.
I was going to ask other Hostages what weird stuff besides latex pron they have on their computers.
Fin.
Hiya Biw, wanna dance?
http://tinyurl.com/yjej2f6
Oh, someone is so sweet.
This is why I love it here, complete and total crassness with soft rounded edges.
Pupster, what are you wearing right now?
“Hiya Biw, wanna dance?
http://tinyurl.com/yjej2f6”
LOL
This is why I love it here, complete and total crassness with soft rounded edges.
Are you calling the president of your fan club a fatty fat fat?
“Pupster, what are you wearing right now?”
Steelers T shirt, stink of whiskey, laptop computer desk, baby powder, and fail.
Hiya Mrs. Peel, wanna dance?
http://tinyurl.com/yljctq8
Steelers T shirt, stink of whiskey, laptop computer desk, baby powder, and fail.
Hahahahahaha. The fail looks good on you.
NEW POAT!!!!!