The Day After The Day After Christmas Poatse

This is awesome.

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Oooo look, pretty balloons!

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How to seed a pomegranate without looking like a douche.

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Ear worm.  Mary-Jo-Lisa.

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Congratulations on the new job, xbrad.

452 Comments

  1. This is by far the best post in the history of TittyWeb Jenkins.

  2. You know what ths pizza needs? Peas.

  3. That pomegranate thing was pretty useful…well done, douche.

  4. And I know you wanted to label that picture of the kid with the bat:

    Rosetta L, Mare R

  5. Mare, your milkshake brings Rosetta to the yard. You oughtta take it as a compliment.

  6. What? No Jews getting beaten?

    This poat sux.

  7. Ass pomegranites

  8. Is it wrong that I just finished all 3 of the Hornblower books that I got for Christmas?
    I might as well order the remaining 8 now.

  9. Which three, Maxx?

  10. damn phone can’t spell.

    vicar’s pomegranates

  11. That pomegranate thing was pretty useful…well done, douche.

    Thanks hosebag.

    And I know you wanted to label that picture of the kid with the bat:

    Rosetta L, Mare R

    STFU.

  12. How do you change the Header and header title?

    Oh, Pattyann……..

  13. “STFU”

    Who’s going to make me? You and what army?

  14. Midshipman, Lt, and Hotspur.

  15. Ass pomegranites

    Hahahahahaha.

    Mare, from now on your name is Mary-Jo-Lisa.

  16. No oats for you.

  17. Bought myself twelve of these yesterday.

  18. Who’s going to make me? You and what army?

    I don’t make monkeys, I train them.

  19. My favorite is Commodore Hornblower, Max.

    Simply…awesome.

  20. Rosetta got a new gaming console:

    http://tinyurl.com/yd4mgfl

  21. “I don’t make monkeys, I train them.”

    That explains the smell coming from your comments.

  22. Max Baucus explains airline security to Rosetta

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8L-ZZSc8JU

  23. Why is my Santa avatar still showing? I changed it, cleared my cache and all the other hoops.

  24. I see your tired, old Bradley, B-rad.

  25. Thanks, BiW.

    {Words we thought we’d never type}

  26. Rosetta got a new gaming console:

    http://tinyurl.com/yd4mgfl

    Hahahahahahaha. Wii Wii.

  27. Hotspur, that’s a nice pic. What Kind of Camera did you use to take the picture of that console before you sent it to Rosetta, and where did you find such a gift? (I think BrewFan wants one too.)

  28. Dave, that was really funny.

  29. That explains the smell coming from your comments.

    Why are you sniffing my comments you sicko?

    You’re into some weird shit.

  30. and where did you find such a gift?

    i first saw one over at wiserbud’s. He and wiser were playing a hot game of “Pocket Pool.”

  31. You’re into some weird shit.

    Pot, meet..

    Fuckit. You all know where that joke goes.

  32. I heard Foster did all his bits sober, he was a recovering alcoholic, and got sober in 1964

  33. Evidently I’m too fucking stupid to figure out where the line is and have crossed it unintentionally way to often. Y’all are a fun bunch. Continue to have fun.

  34. I got a peek of Rosetta’s question to Dr. Phil:

    Dear Dr. Phil,

    Latex and gas masks are a real turn on for me. Even though my wife told me to “shove it” when I bought her a set for Christmas I can’t stop thinking about touching it, wearing it and xbrad modeling it for me. How can I stop thinking about this 24/7?

    Please help.

    Desperate in MO.

  35. “Evidently I’m too fucking stupid to figure out where the line is and have crossed it unintentionally way to often. Y’all are a fun bunch. Continue to have fun.”

    Whaaaat?

    Did something happen?

    Don’t go!

  36. “I heard Foster did all his bits sober, he was a recovering alcoholic, and got sober in 1964”

    I heard that too. I love his act.

  37. Evidently I’m too fucking stupid to figure out where the line is and have crossed it unintentionally way to often. Y’all are a fun bunch. Continue to have fun.

    There’s a LINE???11??

    Wait you dick!

  38. Dear Desperate in MO:

    Do not be alarmed. It is not unusual when a person is raised by a dad who prefers sex with a pair of dish gloves and a mom who preferred beans and brocolli to all other types of food, to grow up with your issues.

    Continue to enjoy xbrad’s modeling, but you mustn’t touch him while anyone is looking. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to let him touch you.

    Yours,
    Dr. Phil

  39. Nobody know drunks like a man who

  40. Mare after the holidays.

    http://tinyurl.com/9jl887

  41. got sober. damn notebook keyboard

  42. “Mare after the holidays”

    hahahahaaha….That’s hitting a little to close to home.

  43. I thought that if we hoped and changed hard enough the world would love us again.

  44. I had lunch with Foster a loooong time ago, he did his bit on the waitress. She had no idea what to think about it.

  45. Did something happen with PD while I was eating crap during Christmas?

  46. I think PG wandered into the wrong poat drunk. I think he meant to be on the Hello Kitty! forum.

  47. It was at this — http://www.boston.com/news/specials/gerald_ford/articles/ford_museum_opens/

    Reagan held a summit there, Bob Hope did a show — I was in the front row the entire week.

    I used to be somebody*.

    *I used to know people who were somebodies

  48. “I coulda been a contenda. I coulda been somebody.

  49. Mesa, that’s pretty darn cool.

  50. Small ponds. Sometimes they don’t suck.

  51. I shook hands with George W before he announced his candidacy.

    Closest I got. But he did sign my untorn ticket to the Rangers-A’s game where Nolan got his 5000th K

  52. hahahahaaha….That’s hitting a little to close to home.

    *gives Mare a hug*

    Go read this, tubby.

    http://tinyurl.com/yf9hlsf

  53. At the speech I was seated next to Alexander Haig. It was pretty cool and a little weird. Nice guy, though.

  54. I also snubbed Ted Kennedy when he tried to shake my hand in front of the press photogs. Best moment of the weekend. The picture was hysterical. I was smiling and he had a strange look on his face. I wish I could find that again somewhere. Micro-fiche, I guess.

    He later threw me out of his DC office.

  55. Ok, I’m done working for the day.

  56. Think I’ll go to Walmart and pick up wimmins.

  57. too close to home?

  58. would pay money, etc.

    When should we get together so you can show me the biz and we eat smoked oysters and raise hell for a weekend?

  59. Dave, video of Max Baucus the morning after his senate speech has just been located:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktNZpUTMoQ

  60. Hahahahahaha. From that Dave Barry article:

    “Major League Baseball suspends Dodger slugger Manny Ramirez for 50 games after his urine sample explodes.”

  61. Rosetta, for the record, I was dieting for the 28 days leading up to Christmas eve and I lost 10 pounds. As strict as this diet was, I should have lost 20. Will power wise I can do anything, it’s my resistant body that needs to get on board.

    No complaints, I feel good.

  62. Rosetta, for the record, I was dieting for the 28 days leading up to Christmas eve and I lost 10 pounds. As strict as this diet was, I should have lost 20. Will power wise I can do anything, it’s my resistant body that needs to get on board.

    No complaints, I feel good.

    You could gain 50 pounds and still be smoking hot, Mary-Jo-Lisa. And I’ve gained 10 or so stupid pounds the last few months so I am going to have to wire my jaw shut and lock myself in the gym starting in January.

    I hate that crap.

  63. What the fuck is this shit.

  64. What the fuck is this shit.

    Looks like the gerbils are trying to get out of your ass.

  65. I like this line…

    the Centers for Disease Control releases an urgent bulletin warning of a new, fast-spreading epidemic consisting of severe, and in some cases life-threatening, arm infections caused by “people constantly sneezing into their elbow pits.”

    Heh. Elbow pits.

  66. Mare shows off her awesome parenting skills.

  67. it was likely your forehead.

    who’d notice that?

  68. Mare demonstrates her awesome parenting skills.

  69. Screw the gym, just drink more coffee.

  70. WTF

  71. Woman in red = Beasn

    Woman in black jacket = Rosetta

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rod3O2AjhRo&feature=related

  72. Screw the gym, just drink more coffee.

    Hahahahahaha. I wish.

    Did you and laura have a good Christmas?

  73. Christmas for us is always best once it is in the rear view mirror. This year was OK, which is good since many of them completely suck.

  74. *raises a glass to you all, it’s some kinda coffee flavored thing

  75. What the intercourse is this dung.

  76. I was serious with the coffee idea, it’s an appetite suppressant. I rarely eat breakfast or lunch.

  77. me either

    yet who’s the fat bastard?

  78. Dave, I think the difference is that drinking lunch still piles on the calories.

  79. oh

  80. “Looks like the gerbils are trying to get out of your ass.”

    hahahahahahahaha

    poeknbsbsbsbsbs, is super funny today!

  81. Ha! Going to commercial after a 106 yd. kickoff return for a TD in the Colts/Jets game, the announcer says, “is there a bigger cheerleader in a Jets uniform than Mark Sanchez?”

  82. Has Hotspur been drinking with Baucus?

  83. Scott, can you give us a thumb nail on why all your Christmases suck?

  84. It is simply SICK how many Seattle police officers have been murdered in the past month.

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010604528_mundell27m.html

  85. Andy – So, what are you saying??

  86. MCPO, you are one funny Rascal-confined diaper-wearing lemon-party-loving son of a bitch.

  87. I don’t know about Hotspur, but I’ve been drinking with Bacchus.

  88. One little, two little, three little Indians …

    what?

  89. Scott, can you give us a thumb nail on why all your Christmases suck?

    Because he works with me, Mare.

    NEXT SUBJECT

  90. Scott, can you give us a thumb nail on why all your Christmases suck?

    Look Mare…just let this go. You are dealing with forces you don’t understand.

    If I give you a hint, will you never mention it again?

    http://tinyurl.com/34h4o7

  91. *accidentally bumps into Lauraw*

    *dies screaming*

  92. Time for a little snack. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/yl8th6o

  93. Laura, I don’t know what’s in the water up there. Pierce County has always had some rough spots, but this is insane.

  94. Michael needs a bigger budget for his Batmobile!!

    http://tinyurl.com/ygaxwgv

  95. Can we demand random drug tests for the president and members of the house and senate? I think that would be fun.

    Oh and J – E – T – S JETS JETS JETS!

  96. “NEXT SUBJECT”

    When he asks for season tickets to the Patriots why don’t you just get him the season tickets instead of a cordless drill and a new pair of Wranglers?

  97. Rosetta, for the record, I was dieting for the 28 days leading up to Christmas eve and I lost 10 pounds. As strict as this diet was, I should have lost 20. Will power wise I can do anything, it’s my resistant body that needs to get on board.

    But still, excellent. I’m happy I didn’t gain. I worked out EVERY day the past week – I take one day off a week) but indulged a bit. So, I didn’t lose, but I didn’t gain. That’s a win in my book.

    20 pds in 28 days wouldn’t have been healthy anyway, Mare (you know that) so those 10 you lost are more likely to stay lost.

  98. Scott – How much time left in the game?

  99. Enough for the Jets to win by a couple of touchdowns.

  100. Can we demand random drug tests for the president and members of the house and senate? I think that would be fun.

    I don’t know what would be more frightening…finding out that most of them are on drugs or finding out that most of them AREN’T.

  101. “When he asks for season tickets to the Patriots why don’t you just get him the season tickets instead of a cordless drill and a new pair of Wranglers?”

    That is wrong on so many levels that I don’t know where to begin.

  102. Hey SeanM, you’re in the media, right?

    Can you explain to me in small words what is going on in this gif?

    http://tinyurl.com/ybad2lz

  103. Can you explain to me in small words what is going on in this gif?

    http://tinyurl.com/ybad2lz

    UR DOIN IT RONG.

  104. The Iggles are shaky too. I understand MCPO’s crankiness.

  105. Hey look! They win by a “couple of touchdowns”.

  106. “UR DOIN IT RONG.”

    Thank you, well done.

    + 3 Wurlitzer Prizes

  107. Howdy All *waves cheerily*

    I got in a NAP today. Yay Me!

  108. It is simply SICK how many Seattle police officers have been murdered in the past month.

    Laura, I don’t know what’s in the water up there. Pierce County has always had some rough spots, but this is insane.

    Ok, geography lesson time. Seattle is in King County. Leftist batshit insane tree hugger Don’t-you-dare-bag-my-groceries-in-plastic territory. Pierce County is directly south. Home to Tacoma, Puyallup, Spanaway, Lakewood, Graham, Orting, Sumner, parts of Auburn, Buckley, and Eatonville, where the two Pierce County Sheriffs Deputies were shot last week responding to a domestic violence call. We also have Ft. Lewis, McChord AFB, and Camp Madigan.

    Seattle had an Officer killed and one wounded last month. That killer was wounded, and will be tried next year. Lakewood is where the 4 were killed two weeks ago.

    Geography lesson over.

  109. I just played my new Wii game with a minimum of “help” from Heir No. One.

    Fun, but I expected MOAR.

  110. You still in here BiW?

  111. Lower your expectations with the Wii Biw.

    Think “Duck Hunt” whenever you are using the movement dependent remote.

  112. When he asks for season tickets to the Patriots why don’t you just get him the season tickets instead of a cordless drill and a new pair of Wranglers?

    You are ignorant, but I forgive you.

  113. goddam picks NFL goddam argh

  114. Geography lesson over.

    Quit trying to kill this kick ass thread with your geography lies.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck

  115. *skims thread*

    *blah blah blah*

    *some dieting blah*

    *blah blah blah blah blah*

    *minor geography lesson*

    Right, so I didn’t miss anything?

  116. You still in here BiW?

    Yes.

  117. it’s fargin cold here again tonight.

  118. Dave, you should be included in this video for your football picks.

  119. Quit trying to kill this kick ass thread with your geography lies.

    STFU. *slams turntable and makes the track skip while Rosetta is lipsincing*

  120. Lower your expectations with the Wii Biw.

    Think “Duck Hunt” whenever you are using the movement dependent remote.

    I was playing “Secrets of the Titanic”, and it doesn’t let me just explore at random. Bastages.

  121. As I suspected, Tattoo has some anger management issues.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC2xya7ydg4

  122. I was playing “Secrets of the Titanic”, and it doesn’t let me just explore at random.

    You’re playing a Celine Dion game? Homo.

  123. You’re playing a Celine Dion game? Homo.

    You’re just jealous because you don’t have any junk to squeeze to hit the high notes, hosefucker.

  124. BiW, I was reading something you mentioned recently about not being able to eat pasta and I was wondering if you knew if that happened to apply to rice pasta as well. Thx.

  125. As I suspected, Tattoo has some anger management issues.

    Nope, drive a much bigger vehicle than that. Plus, I don’t think I’ve ever hoot-screamed like a fucking monkey.

  126. I can eat pasta, but only in small amounts, and better when its earlier in the day, Cyn. I don’t know about rice pasta, by white rice isn’t good stuff for me either.

  127. Rosetta, that’s me getting gored by the bull over my Cowboys picks.

  128. This you Tat?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b9Z3MYo2M0

  129. Asking a nosy question, what about the low GI dreamfields pasta BiW?

  130. Plus, I don’t think I’ve ever hoot-screamed like a fucking monkey.

    You haven’t found the right man yet.

  131. I cannot do white rice either. Thanks, BiW :-)

  132. Asking a nosy question, what about the low GI dreamfields pasta BiW?

    I haven’t tried it. I really like Barilla.

  133. This you Tat?

    Dammit Cyn, I thought we agreed not to talk about that.

  134. You haven’t found the right man yet.

    *adds note to the already long list of requirements for PrinceCharmingMrRight*

  135. You’re right. My bad, Tat.

    You can whip me 30 lashes with some brown rice pasta, okay?

  136. You’re just jealous because you don’t have any junk to squeeze to hit the high notes, hosefucker.

    Hahahahahaha. If you Google “hosefuckers” most of the results are from here.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykwrpwy

  137. You can whip me 30 lashes with some brown rice pasta, okay?

    *starts online auction for the photos*

    Sure thing Cyn.

  138. HAHAHAHA!

    *dusts off assless chaps to rake in awesome auction money*

  139. Pretty much the only thing I can’t eat is saffron.

    The list of what I won’t eat is somewhat longer.

  140. Hahahahahaha. If you Google “hosefuckers” most of the results are from here Rosetta’s poats.

    FIFY

  141. “As I suspected, Tattoo has some anger management issues.

    I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

  142. The list of what I won’t eat is somewhat longer.

    *looks over B-rad’s shoulder, notes that ‘ass-potatoes’ isn’t on the list*

  143. Como Esta!

  144. Snacks for you.

    http://www.jeffvader.com/?p=108

  145. Snacks for you.

    http://www.jeffvader.com/?p=108

    *shifts uncomfortably, making sure that junk is firmly in pantleg and no where near a hungry jerky maker*

  146. *shifts uncomfortably, making sure that junk is firmly in pantleg and no where near a hungry jerky maker*

    Sweetie, he’s making snake jerky, not worm jerky.

  147. Speaking of food, I’m off to find some. Later

  148. Sweetie, he’s making snake jerky, not worm jerky.

    I wasn’t speaking for TBOM

  149. I wasn’t speaking for TBOM

    Hahaha, and Tbom’s not even here to defend himself.

  150. Hahaha, and Tbom’s not even here to defend himself.

    Wouldn’t matter much. Beasn says he’s hung like a hamster guinea pig.

  151. The show Dogfights? Rocks!

  152. Hahaha, and Tbom’s not even here to defend himself.

    Saying “But it’s a Really Loooong Worm” isn’t a defense. It’s an excuse.

  153. Vmax. I know (and dad was friends with) the only Navy enlisted ace. Ever.

  154. Beasn says he’s hung like a guinea pig.

    Beasn would know. And I guess it keeps his guinea pig SO happy.

  155. Tonight on HI they are doing May 10 1972 and the Oyster engagement of F-4’s and Mig 21’s X, but I think a new one is on at 9.

  156. Pupster? NOOOOOOO!

  157. May 10 was the big day, V.

  158. what the fuck is this shit

  159. SUYT, sohos.

  160. dont have my decoder ring so FO

  161. SUYT

    Show
    Us
    Your
    Tits

  162. been there done that

  163. been there done that

    Yeah, me too. But I was inebriated!

  164. ok I am bye bye again see yall later

  165. Bye, Sohita!!

  166. TOUCHDOWN DALLAS

  167. Dave – Don’t get excited. They’re playing the Maryland School for the Blind, Dumb and Lazy, ferchrissakes!

  168. MCPO, I don’t care if they’re in wheelchairs. Fuckin Redskins.

  169. …four little, five little, six little Indians …

  170. …seven little, eight little, nine little Indians …

  171. Dang. Vmax is more drunk than I.

    I mean, I was giving a range.

  172. Hey, V-man. Zelda is in heat. ALREADY. We’ve not decided whether or not she’s breed able. But, she’s shy of 7 months and already hot to trot.

  173. I dropped off the mail I was picking up for my 90 year old neighbor.

    She gave me half a bottle of bourbon for my trouble.

    I told her to leave town again.

  174. I told her to leave town again.

    I don’t even know what that means.

  175. WAIT. I get it now. So … xbrad … what will you do for a whole bottle of bourbon?

  176. Went out to dinner, what’d I miss?

    * skims comments to long-in-the-tooth poatse *

    Nothing. Good.

  177. She was out of town and he picked up her masil while she was gone, and he got booze for his trouble.

  178. Show
    Us
    Your
    Tits

    I’m just about drunk enough to link that pic of my bewbs hubby took a few years ago.

    ‘cept:

    1)just not drunk enough
    2) Ideleted the pic.

  179. Evidently I’m too fucking stupid to figure out where the line is and have crossed it unintentionally way to often. Y’

    there’s a line?

    You haven’t crossed the fucking line until Sohos sends you a strongly worded email.

  180. Ideleted the pic.

    Nobody likes a tease!

  181. Do you want to pimp out Zelda to Zeke Or Bear Car in?

  182. You could call her ZZ something!

  183. Your boobs looked fat in that pic, Car in.

  184. Was your Dad flying May 10 Xbrad?

  185. just not drunk enough

    *pours ca rin another one*

  186. Ideleted the pic.
    Nobody likes a tease!

    That’s all I got, Chief.

    But, you know, in the pic I was a D+. Now I’m lucky to fill a C-cup.

    Stupid diet.

  187. Do you want to pimp out Zelda to Zeke Or Bear Car in?

    Well, which ever could fight their way past Oscar. Poor pup doesn’t realize he doesn’t got no balls.

  188. Yup
    Diets kill Boobs

  189. Your boobs looked fat in that pic, Car in.

    Erm. No. My boobs looked perfect. The rest of my body …

    Life is a trade off, you know.

  190. up
    Diets kill Boobs

    Sigh. yes. but, it’s worth it. I’m much happier with my smaller body. Big boobs were my consolation prize. LOL.

  191. Heheh Bear wins!
    You will have a black shepherd or a golden shepherd.

  192. Good evening, fuckers of tubes of high salinity, just got back in town.

    Who ran off pendejo?

  193. Not that everyone should be happy /not happy with whatever size they are. EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY HOWEVER THEY WANT TO BE.

  194. Was your Dad flying May 10 Xbrad?
    He was flying a desk. He was Chief of the Attack Design Branch at NavAirSysCom.

    He was the guy with the checkbook buying A-6s, A-7s, and OV-10s, as well as S-3s.

  195. Diets kill Boobs

    Word.

  196. EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY HOWEVER THEY WANT TO BE.

    What is this, Sesame Street?

  197. Hiya Cuffster!

    I was wondering about PG too.

  198. I dun’t know who did what to Pendejo.

  199. I guess he wouldn’t kiss Wiser’s Ass.

  200. Why do people make a 50 minute porn clip? I only need about 3 minutes of porn.

  201. 72 was late in the war X,
    The latest HI is showcasing Sandy’s VS Mig 17’s (gunkills) A1 sky raiders, kill Migs

  202. No, I just don’t want to be “sizest.”

    Peps should be what size they wanna be. If they want to lose weight/get in shape, I’m behind them to the annoynth degree. Otherwise, I STFU.

  203. It was 1965

  204. I missed this:

    “You are ignorant, but I forgive you.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUWJQmj7Rw

    (excellent dialog)

  205. Vmax, IIRC, both the gun kills of A-1s vs. Mig17s were Navy birds, and not Sandy’s.

    (Sandy applied only to RESCAP birds of the Air Force).

  206. I was wondering about PG too.

    Yeah, I limited my poat-catching-up to this poat right here … and his comment was outta the blue. WTF? Don’t make me go back and read 3 days of comments…

  207. I ask PD what happened but he kind of made his statement and left.

    Anyone know what happened?

  208. Can’t we go a month without somebody storming off in a huff?

  209. Don’t make me go back and read 3 days of comments…

    I don’t recall seeing anything at all.

  210. Can’t we go a month without somebody storming off in a huff?

    THAT’S. IT.

    {throws brick thru compu… BZZZZTTT! crackle}

  211. “Can’t we go a month without somebody storming off in a huff?”

    hahahahahahaha…..Evidently not. I prefer to know why someone is mad at us.

  212. PG was using some rather salty language. It irked me. I mentioned it.

    I didn’t think it was a big deal. He must have.

  213. Fess up, did someone send him an email asking him to stop commenting naked because it offended xbrad?

  214. When Xbrad? What poat?

  215. Can’t we go a month without somebody storming off in a huff?

    YOU.BITCH!!

    You’re not the boss of me!

  216. Can someone tell me if my avatar is still a mare with a Santa hat?

  217. PG said xbrad fucked pepper.

  218. The first sentence in my current book is,

    ” the explosion, later categorized as 60…kiloton….and centered on UCF in Orlando…..”
    .
    .
    Crap I am under attack!

  219. PG said xbrad fucked pepper.

    Damn. Them’s fightin’ words.

  220. Yup Mare!

  221. I see a laughing horse.

    What are the chances? Right outside my window, a mirthful horse? Crazy.

  222. Laughing horse
    Mare

  223. Cuncha bunts!

  224. Mare – I too see the laughing horse.

  225. Wow. I’m still seeing my Christmas avatards.

  226. Thank you.

  227. PG said xbrad fucked pepper.

    I heard he talked shit about Total.

  228. I too see the laughing horse.

    This sounds like that time I was in the French Resistance:

    “The laughing horse is in the barn. Repeat. The laughing horse is in the barn.”

    “Pierre wears short cullottes. Repeat. Pierre wears short cullottes.”

    {still surrenders to the Germans}

  229. MOM!!! Mare’s clogged up the interwebbs again!!!

  230. How about a little Cole Porter?

    http://tinyurl.com/yj62j6l

  231. *hands Mare a plunger*

  232. Cuffy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

  233. *hands Mare a plunger*

    hahahahahahaha

    sorry everyone

    Cuffer’s that was good…..Pierre wears short cullottes…The laughing horse is in the barn…hahahahahaha

  234. I’m not reading through today’s comments. Anything interesting happen? Oh, yeah, and hi, everyone.

  235. Hi, sky. Can I return a game? I’ve only played it a million times and spilled a Coke on it. And why didn’t you have that new game I wanted? Huh? Huh? I’m calling corporate.

  236. Should I shave tomorrow?

  237. “Should I shave tomorrow?”

    Unless your wife says otherwise…no.

  238. Yes, Dave.

    http://tinyurl.com/nlxv7p

  239. REceived my Secret Santa gift today. Gonna take a wild stab at it and say thank you to Sox.

  240. “Yes, Dave.
    http://tinyurl.com/nlxv7p

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  241. *stabs Cuffy*

    Actually, that would have been a blessing compared to some of the idiots I saw today. I offered one woman 50% off of two stupid accessories, she said no. My employee then said, “Tell you what, if you buy one, I’ll give you the other one free.” She was ecstatic.

    Two at half off is the SAME as buy one, get one free, you stupid, stupid bitch.

  242. Test for regular avatar.

    And this for no particular reason.
    http://tinyurl.com/lnn49p

  243. “Tell you what, if you buy one, I’ll give you the other one free.” She was ecstatic.

    Hahahahahaha

    Math is hard!

  244. “Tell you what, if you buy one, I’ll give you the other one free.” She was ecstatic.

    Looks like the Implied Facepalm DID arrive at just the right time! HA!

  245. What’d you get from Sox, ‘Cano??

  246. Well, on the plus side, you have a smart employee. Stupid customer, smart employee, doesn’t happen all the time.

  247. When Andy McCarthy strays from his single issue, terrorism, I find him somewhat of a tool. However, when he is on his issue, he is on, and unfortunately so here: http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NmQ5NDcyMjZlYzI2Mzc4ZmVlNTNlNzhlYWVmOWMyMDk=

  248. Wait, what happened with PG?

  249. I got a doormat.

  250. Tat, if you read up-thread he makes a statement about us being fun and that he evidently didn’t know there was a line. A couple of us asked him what that was about but he didn’t
    return/comment.

    xbrad mentioned he asked PD to tone down some language and that he (xbrad) didn’t think it was a big deal. Evidently PD was offended.

  251. I got a doormat.

    You are a doormat.

  252. “Well, on the plus side, you have a smart employee. Stupid customer, smart employee, doesn’t happen all the time.”

    He’s a good kid. Runs a tight ship. How he deals with these idiots all the time is beyond me. We spent a good 30 minutes helping that idiotic woman. At the end of our half hour with her, she spent a whopping 45 dollars. Thanks, lady.

  253. xbrad mentioned he asked PD to tone down some language and that he (xbrad) didn’t think it was a big deal. Evidently PD was offended.

    What, you wanted me to actually read all the comments and not just skim thru?

  254. Sky, you’re lucky to have him. Idiot employees are the reason my husband sought out a way to make a living without any.

    Sky, I should probably remember this but what does your shop sell?

  255. “What, you wanted me to actually read all the comments and not just skim thru?”

    You skim through? I just ask for the highlights and never get’em.

  256. Naw, that’a way I gave you the over view.

  257. Video games, Miss Mare.

  258. Tat, the “offending” situation didn’t happen on this thread. Where, I don’t know.

  259. Naw, that’a way I gave you the over view.

    Whew. I didn’t want you to set your expectations too high.

    Yeah sky, it’s good to get used to being ignored here ;)

  260. Shoot, now I remember you saying that. Have you ever heard that hormones in older women cause memory problems? I have.

  261. Wait, what happened with PG?

    Someone told him his panini was tres homo, Tat!

  262. “Yeah sky, it’s good to get used to being ignored here”

    I’m used to being ignored everywhere. Nothin’ phases me. ;)

  263. Someone told him his panini was tres homo, Tat!

    Nope, pretty sure I told you I didn’t understand why any sane person would blow $ on a panini press. At which point you unjustly accused me of having a problem!

  264. JHC, there’s another dumbass douche stuck in the snow out front.

    13″ fucking inches of snow. WTF is this shit?

  265. Why was my mom buying games in LA?

  266. Beasn says he’s hung like a guinea pig.

    Beasn would know. And I guess it keeps his guinea pig SO happy.

    I wouldn’t know or want to know what is hiding in TBoM’s pants, but seriously, have you seen the junk on a guinea pig? Proportionally speaking, they are hung.

    So, xbrad, how do you know that TBoM is hung like pig?

  267. Beans that pic looks like an emo kid. I’m not sure what kind of junk you’re showing me here?

  268. Why wouldn’t a sane person want a panini press? Makes gooey cheesy sandwiches, quickly. Total no brainer. Panini maker = good. TI = STFU

  269. TI = STFU

    You sir, need to shut your pie hole. Right now!

  270. Damnit, now I want a panini.

  271. Or you’ll what, TI

  272. I has a panini for lunch today, with a cup of chicken tortilla soup.

    Across the street from Expertire, whose engineers were correcting my bride’s curb-hatin.

    HEY SKY, IS YOUR NOGGIN ALL BETTER NOW?

  273. Skyliaember, were you within 4000 miles, I would make and deliver one to you. TI, not so much.

  274. My noggin feels much better, although I’m sure my brain is as addled as ever before.

    And, thanks, ‘cano, I appreciate the thought.

  275. Tat, like email, our text communication here is subject to misinterpretation. What caused my unjust accusation was (to me) your rather abrasive and unprompted “whatever,” not the specifics of the Great Panini Debate. Our favorite “STFU” I expect, but pointedly dismissive jabs are harder to interpret. I guess I don’t know you well enough yet.

    Anyway, water under the bridge?

  276. That’s great. If you can’t think better at least you can feel better.

    TI ARE YOU STILL SNOWED UP?

    why am I yelling?

  277. Or you’ll what, TI

    Exclude you from the auction of the pics where I’m beating Cyn w/ a noodle.

    You decide which way you want this situation to go.

  278. Excellent question. Why are you yelling, DiT?

  279. I want sky to have a panini maker.

    And make me a sammich.

  280. Someone give me a recap of the Great Panini Debate, please. I’m wondering how anyone could be against warm, cheesy goodness.

  281. Anyway, water under the bridge?

    Most definitely. And an excellent example of the shortcomings of the media. My whatevers are always very valley-girl.

    TI ARE YOU STILL SNOWED UP?

    Yep. Currently listening to a dumbass burn rubber in an attempt to get stuck even fucking further into the snowbank.

    Pulled the “helpless chick” routine on the guy clearing the parking lot earlier. Don’t fucking tell me to park somewhere else douche. There’s no where else to park. The plows don’t fit down our streets so they just don’t bother. And the city can’t be bothered to sub-contract to the pickup guys, so street parking is a no go until we get some melting.

  282. Beans that pic looks like an emo kid. I’m not sure what kind of junk you’re showing me here?

    Eh? That is the back end of Biggles. See the white/pink spot…that’s his left noogie.

    *wonders how on earth Tats sees an emo*

  283. “I want sky to have a panini maker.

    And make me a sammich.”

    ‘S’cute, xbrad. I’ll find a way to burn that, too, I’m sure. Yummy, burnt paninis.

  284. *wonders how on earth Tats sees an emo*

    Two-toned bad hair dye job, hair style ala http://myemohairstyles.com/images/emo_hairstyle.jpg

  285. Sky, I’m not really into panini.

    Just good old fashioned grilled cheese.

    Use a steam iron if you have to.

  286. My whatevers are always very valley-girl.

    Got it & it’s all good. Now how about a grilled cheese sammich? I use a steam iron.

  287. Tat, I’m trying to decide between a pink boa or the black one that goes with my chaps. Which will show better for the auction pics? And cowgirl hat on or off?

  288. grrrr, xbrad, stepping on my steam iron ha-ha.

  289. “Sky, I’m not really into panini.

    Just good old fashioned grilled cheese.

    Use a steam iron if you have to.”

    Is that what Mr. Ember uses to make my shirts all not-wrinkly?

  290. No, it’s what Mr. Ember used pre-marriage to make grilled cheese sammiches.

  291. make my shirts all not-wrinkly?

    Spray fake butter.

  292. I can iron a shirt like a motherfucker.

  293. But only men’s shirts.

  294. Can’t iron pants to save my life though.

  295. All these house-worky-things are beyond me.

  296. So, for Tuesday, any philosophical objections to Lisa Kudrow for Load HEAT?

  297. Tat, I’m trying to decide between a pink boa or the black one that goes with my chaps. Which will show better for the auction pics? And cowgirl hat on or off?

    Black, and hat on. For now.

  298. And if I ever choose a girl with fake tits, should I change it to Load HEP?

  299. I DON’T KNOW

  300. I don’t think Kudrow is all that hot. She’s unique, sure, but hot? Meh.

  301. Now how about a grilled cheese sammich?

    Sure sweetie. Ham or turkey? Cheese: provolone or cheddar? Mustard?

    *drops dollop of butter into cast iron*

  302. Lisa Kudrow does nothing for me.

  303. Lisa Kudrow does nothing for me.

    Leon is not amused:

    http://tinyurl.com/yj4n7um

  304. Rule 34. http://tinyurl.com/y9yp5ct

    No reason. It just kept me from yelling again.

  305. **shuns Leon**

    I had a major crush on Lisa. Especially had a naughty fantasy of Lisa and Mira Sorvino doing the Romy & Michelle thingy to me…

  306. “Rule 34. http://tinyurl.com/y9yp5ct

    No reason. It just kept me from yelling again.”

    That = awesome.

  307. Funny thing is, Tat, I used to do the pan & bacon press method. But then I got the electric one as a gift … and its plates are dishwasher safe. I’m laaaaazy.

  308. There are no exceptions to Rule 34

  309. So, somewhere there is Hostages pr0n?

  310. Just STFU.

    (Thought I’d start off on the correct foot tonight.)

  311. Dave, are you trying to inspire Rosie to move on from latex into more obscure types of pron?

  312. I meant no offense, she just doesn’t inspire any dirty thoughts. Mira Sorvino is a different matter, however, rawr.

  313. So, somewhere there is Hostages pr0n?

    If you wait long enough, MCPO will post it for you.

  314. http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/indexNA.cfm

    I want a pair of those.

  315. I’m fairly certain that the images Rosie posts aren’t actually sex, so I’m no longer sure it’s porn.

  316. “If you wait long enough, MCPO will post it for you.”

    There’s a bad Field of Dreams joke in there somewhere.

  317. Been looking at those too, Tat. I want to try a pair on before I order them, though, and that means making time to go to the one shop in my area that supposedly has them on the shelf.

  318. “If you wait long enough, MCPO will post it for you.”

    There’s a bad Field of Dreams joke in there somewhere.

    Like: If he posts it, xbradtc will cumcome?

  319. I want to try a pair on before I order them, though, and that means making time to go to the one shop in my area that supposedly has them on the shelf.

    Yep. That and the disposable income ;)

  320. I want a pair of those.

    Wouldn’t developing calusus (sp?) on the bottom of you feet be cheaper and easier?

  321. Wouldn’t developing calusus (sp?) on the bottom of you feet be cheaper and easier?

    Eww no. Ever try wearing panty hose w/ nasty, gnarly callused feet?

  322. Those shoe things do NOT look comfortable at all.

  323. http://tinyurl.com/ycqlpxl

  324. I’ll stick with my high heels.

  325. I was promised a unicorn, not a new spate of this:

    http://tinyurl.com/y99p8ly

  326. Eww no. Ever try wearing panty hose w/ nasty, gnarly callused feet?

    Ah, no. Leon? You take this one – you have some experience with this, I hear.

  327. I’ll stick with my high heels

    While fun on occasion, they don’t hold up well to tramping thru the forest.

  328. I actually have to go back to work tomorrow, which means I actually have to go to bed at a reasonable hour, like now. Night all.

  329. “While fun on occasion, they don’t hold up well to tramping thru the forest.”

    They do fine in the forest, although I will admit, if I’m hiking more than a mile or two, I put on my Converse.

  330. they don’t hold up well to tramping thru the forest.

    Does Ember do that? She’s pretty and all, but I didn’t get the impression she was a “nature girl”.

  331. Well, my question got answered before it was asked. I’m slow today.

  332. “Does Ember do that? She’s pretty and all, but I didn’t get the impression she was a “nature girl”.”

    I’ve hiked quite a few trails. Did the Narrows in Utah a few years back – that was amazing. Plus, I’ve had quite a few photo shoots that you have to hike to. Some beautiful places for pictures are a few miles off the beaten track, as it were.

  333. I used to jog barefoot back from Aikido when the weather was good. Gave me pretty strong feet/calves, but I didn’t much care if I got calluses.

  334. Eww no. Ever try wearing panty hose w/ nasty, gnarly callused feet?

    Nope.

  335. I’ve never hiked a trail.

    Why would anyone hike if they weren’t being paid to do so?

  336. Ah, no. Leon? You take this one – you have some experience with this, I hear.

    I’m built like a midget linebacker. I’ve never had a a moment in life when I felt — or wanted to feel — pretty.

  337. Alright, I’m slow on the uptake and my comments aren’t funny tonight, so I’m heading to bed. Later, window lickers and ladies.

  338. I was promised a unicorn, not a new spate of this:

    http://tinyurl.com/y99p8ly

    And he got out on $100 bond. Kee-riste. Maybe they left off a few zeros?

  339. Why would anyone hike if they weren’t being paid to do so?

    Apparently, some people don’t appreciate thousands of years of evolution and enjoy spending time outdoors.

  340. “Why would anyone hike if they weren’t being paid to do so?”

    There are some beautiful, beautiful places that you can only get to by hiking. Getting to the top of Angel’s Landing in Zion Ntnl Park, or walking through Bryce Canyon; finding a waterfall made by snow melt in the middle of the Sierras … all kinds of beautiful places. Pictures just don’t quite capture the beauty of those places.

  341. I’m not a hikey/camping person at all. Flying stinging insects flying into my clothing as a child has somewhat scarred me on enjoying nature a bit.

  342. Sky, I’ve hiked all over hell and creation.
    And I’ve often enjoyed the view. It’s just that after a couple years of being a lightfighter, I swore I’d drive to the mailbox. And I meant it.

  343. Gonna vote “no” on Lisa Kudrow, Xbrad. She married a French guy, and that ought to be a dealbreaker.

  344. Pictures just don’t quite capture the beauty of those places.

    No, they do not. That’s why God invented HDTV.

  345. ‘cano, he was smart enough to leave France.

  346. Noted, Xbrad. Proceed.

  347. I loved camping as a kid. Haven’t gone in years. I mostly miss campfires and stargazing, though. Hiking was incidental.

  348. This one time, at band camp, leon shoved a tuba in his pussy.

  349. This one time, at band camp, leon shoved a tuba in his pussy.

    The hussy asked me to. You gonna tell a woman no when she asks that?

  350. Stargazing in Louisiana isn’t quite as spectacular as it was in Nevada. I miss the skies in Reno.

  351. I understand xBrad’s feelings. After 30 years in the Navy, I refuse to stand in lines.

  352. Who’s that faggot with the tuba?

  353. Sleeeeepy time for me.

    Good Nite all and Sweet Dreams!

  354. Who’s that faggot with the tuba?

    ‘cano. He thought it was a chubby guy with brass bling.

  355. Sky, the best place in the world to lay on the desert floor and watch the stars is Saudi Arabia.

    No light pollution, crystal clear skies. Unbelievable.

  356. Night Cyn!

  357. “Sky, the best place in the world to lay on the desert floor and watch the stars is Saudi Arabia.

    No light pollution, crystal clear skies. Unbelievable.”

    I don’t think I’ll wind up in Saudi Arabia any time soon.

  358. Night, Cyn.

  359. I prolly wouldn’t make the trip to SA just for that, but it was just about the only nice thing about the place.

  360. “I prolly wouldn’t make the trip to SA just for that, but it was just about the only nice thing about the place.”

    I’ll stick to Nevada, thanks.

  361. I prolly wouldn’t make the trip to SA just for that, but it was just about the only nice thing about the place.

    What about the friendly natives?

  362. Later, geniuses.

    One day of work this week, and then off to the desert.

    xbrad, I’ll give you a shout on Tuesday.

  363. Night, Andy.

  364. Sounds good, Andy.

  365. Sky, now that Andy and Cyn left (together?), what you wanna talk about?

    Hosefucking? Dallas Cowboys? CoD/MW2?

  366. One day of work this week, and then off to the desert.

    Saudi Arabia, huh? Lying on your back?

  367. “Sky, now that Andy and Cyn left (together?), what you wanna talk about?

    Hosefucking? Dallas Cowboys? CoD/MW2?”

    I hate the Cowboys, I haven’t been playing over the last few days because of work (I’m too tired to pay attention to gaming), and I can live without the hosefucking.

    Any other suggestions?

  368. Sammiches?

  369. I thought you only liked grilled cheese sammiches. White bread, yellow cheese, no frills. We can only discuss that so long.

  370. Speaking of games, the wife got me InFamous for Christmas. I’ve been playing it pretty much nonstop since I opened it.

  371. InFamous was great. Ruined Prototype for me, though.

  372. No, I only like my grilled cheese with white bread and american cheese.

    I like lots and lots of sammiches. Say, how do you feel about roast beef?

    Ham and cheese on rye?

    A good pastrami. A good pastrami can rock your world.

  373. I played Prototype first, and I actually prefer it. Alex’s powers are more viscerally satisfying than Cole’s. InFamous is more of a puzzle game. Prototype is mostly about the ass-kicking.

  374. I like a good roast beef with the right condiments. Not a big ham girl. Pastrami is good. I’m a sucker for a meatball sammich, though.

  375. I liked the controls better in InFamous, and the storyline. ‘Sides, who doesn’t love a good puzzle game? I submit Portal as proof.

  376. I like a good peanut butter sammich on white as well.

    Hold the jello.

  377. jelly. Shit

  378. I don’t actually like peanut butter, so, peanut butter sammich – not my thing. I could go for a turkey and cranberry sauce sammich on sourdough with mustard. Mmm.

  379. I saw Sherlock Holmes and Liked it. Did anyone else see it? Thoughts?

    Hi leon! Have you been really busy?

  380. Turkey. Relish. Toasted white. I’m open to some other bread types.

    Had a rockin’ BLT today.

  381. I like a good roast beef with the right condiments.

    Butter and marmalade, am I right?

  382. BLT is always good.

    I like sourdough … and some good italian bread …

  383. “Butter and marmalade, am I right?”

    Not tried it before … will have to try it out.

  384. All this talk of food is making me hungry. And Mr. Ember does not look inclined to get me food, which means I would actually have to be motivated enough to get up and get food. Which is unlikely.

  385. Thoughts?

    Those would probably require functioning brains.

  386. I’m going to find an excuse to get a couple of McDoubles tomorrow at McD’s.

  387. Not tried it before … will have to try it out.

    Please let me know how my bad joke tastes.

  388. I’ll test it on the husband first, Sean. If he dies, I’ll blame you.

  389. I’m going to find an excuse to get a couple of McDoubles tomorrow at McD’s.

    Have you looked in the couch cushions? That’s where I usually find things.

  390. I’ve heard good things about Sherlock Holmes.

    And lucky for you, I’m not gonna go looking for that pic of Santonio Holmes.

  391. Sean, just STFU and post Riley pics.

  392. Hi leon! Have you been really busy?

    Hi Mare, Merry Belated Christmas! Video games and family gatherings have eaten up all my time for the past couple of weeks.

  393. I had wanted to see Sherlock Holmes, but my wife’s friend and her husband wanted to see Avatar instead, so I got outvoted and skipped going altogether. I had no urge to see Ferngully: CGI.

  394. Hello.

    Good night.

  395. I want to go see a movie. I can never find a darn babysitter, though.

  396. Night KKA.

  397. Glad you got to see me, KKA.

  398. I want to go see a movie. I can never find a darn babysitter, though.

    With teen unemployment being what it is, you’d think this would be easier.

  399. Sean, just STFU and post Riley pics.

    You didn’t say the magic word.

    (The magic word is “callipygian,” by the way.)

  400. Hi, KKA. Bye, KKA.

  401. Just take a screaming child.

    Everyone else seems to.

  402. **sets Tazer to douchesucker**

    Riley pics. Now!

  403. “Just take a screaming child.

    Everyone else seems to.”

    It’s the weirdest thing, but I have this strange hang-up about not doing stupid or rude fucking things just because everyone else does.

  404. I’m off to bed also. Have a good Monday, folks.

  405. Night, Leon.

  406. It’s the weirdest thing, but I have this strange hang-up about not doing stupid or rude fucking things just because everyone else does.

    WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TEXTING WHILE YOU DRIVE???!!

  407. Chief?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW6gRPP2wtY

  408. “WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TEXTING WHILE YOU DRIVE???!!”

    I like not dying.

  409. So, I’m running to the store to get milk today, and these two women are side by side in the aisle, chatting about some stupid shit, and blocking the way.

    “Excuse me.”

    “Oh, we’ll be just a minute.”

    GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

    MUST NOT STAB PEOPLE IN PUBLIC!!!

  410. “Excuse me.”

    “Oh, we’ll be just a minute.”

    I. Hate. That. Newsflash, ladies and gentlemen: the world does not revolve around your ass; no matter how fat it is, it has yet to develop its own gravitational field.

  411. This one lady’s ass had it’s own gravitational field. All the hi-calorie snacks seemed drawn to it.

  412. “Those would probably require functioning brains.”

    Bingo.

  413. Mare, what’s new? When you coming to SoCa?

  414. “I want to go see a movie. I can never find a darn babysitter, though.”

    I’ve been there. Sometimes it’s really hard finding someone you’d leave your children with. Some of my friends couldn’t understand that.

  415. So, I’m running to the store to get milk today, and these two women are side by side in the aisle, chatting about some stupid shit, and blocking the way.

    “Excuse me.”

    “Oh, we’ll be just a minute.”

    SHOPPING CART RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!

  416. xbrad, I really thought I’d be there last summer/fall. I really want to meet you, Seany and PJM. My husband’s family is in Oceanside/LaJolla/San Diego so I suspect it shouldn’t be too long before I’m there. I hope you’re not in the desert when I’m in Southern California.

  417. Seriously, I was ready to do harm to that fat assed lady. I mean, if they’d been looking for a particular brand of garbonzo beans, I’d be gentlemanly and wait for them.

    But telling Wanda about how your eldest ran off with that guy from the Gas-N-Go and got knocked up isn’t a good reason to NOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!

  418. xbrad, those bitches were just been rude. There dumbass conversation didn’t warrant you waiting. A child choking on a candy, yes. There discussion of the cheapest botox in town didn’t.

    Biiiiiiaches.

  419. their

  420. Mare, I wouldn’t have minded so much if either of them had a decent ass to look at while I was waiting.

  421. their

    You also forgot the “t” in “Biiiiiiatches.”

    *ducks*

  422. *ducks*

    WTF do ducks have to do with ghetto slurs?

  423. STFU, b-rad.

  424. All right, kids. I have to get up early for work tomorrow so I can watch more stupid people kill each other over the last copy of Madden. Yay.

    Catch you guys later.

  425. Crap, Sean, would you please kill xbrad for correcting my obvious mistakes?

  426. Sweet dreams, Sky.

  427. Hey!!

    I didn’t correct your mistakes1!!!

    That was Sean! Ask Sean (politely, of course) to kill Sean for correcting your obvious mistakes.

  428. Sean!!!!!!

    You Biaaaaatch!!!!

    Sorry, xbrad.

    Would you please kill Sean?

  429. I’m too lazy to kill Sean.

    He’s like two hours away.

  430. If I dig through my email, I’ll find his cell phone number and make a prank call. Will that work for you?

  431. I’m too lazy to kill Sean.

    I’m pretty sure this is how I’ve managed to be a wiseass and still stay alive all this time.

  432. Choadse

  433. “Will that work for you?”

    hahahahaha….Yes, actually it will.

  434. Sean, I can’t find your number.

  435. Sean, I can’t find your number.

    Maybe God doesn’t hate me after all.

  436. “Maybe God doesn’t hate me after all.”

    HA! He absolutely doesn’t!

  437. HA! He absolutely doesn’t!

    I’m like Job without getting afflicted with the painful sores and losing everything.

    (Maybe I shouldn’t have said that.)

  438. http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/indexNA.cfm
    I want a pair of those.

    The running shop near me sells ’em. I’ve seen peps running in them (the guy who owns the store wears ’em.)

    He explained to me why they’re so great for running, yada yada yada.

  439. More on those shoes – the guy explained that a lot of the reason we get aches from running is ’cause we run WRONG. Typical American running shoes encourage us to run in a manner that cause all sorts of pain. But folks from Africa run all their lives w/o such problems – ’cause they’re not wearing shoes and thus run how God designed us to.

    That’s the philosophy behind those shoes. And, they strengthen your feet.

  440. Stop killing the thread Carin.

  441. I didn’t know Ms. LauraW was an Emergency Room Nurse…..

    http://fingersandtubesineveryorifice.blogspot.com/2007/05/quote-of-night.html

  442. *** Puts Coffee on Counter ***

    *** Licks Lens on SeaNm’s Camera ***

  443. If people were AWAKE I wouldn’t have to talk about bizarre running shoes.

  444. I’m awake.

    I’m working.

  445. I’m up

  446. WORKING?!

    Who told you work came before your invisible internet friends?

  447. It’s a delicate balance I admit.

    Morning kittens.

  448. Good Morning!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb30r0zzQK4

  449. who doesn’t love a good puzzle game?

    *Raises hand, waves madly*

    Hate mazes, hate find the key, hate secret doors, hate puzzles, hate obstacle courses.

    I like to shoot stuff and watch it blow up.

  450. new poat, snoozers, ’cause this one’s taking longer to load that it is for my SS gift to arrive.

    Okay, maybe not that slow…..


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