Tuesday awesome

There can be only one —- me.

Critical Update [Sean M.]:

Critical Update: [pjmomma]

470 Comments

  1. Any particular reason you closed comments on the old thread, or are you just drunk?

  2. There can be only one —- me.

    You went to UC Riverside?

    http://www.gohighlanders.com/

    Their class reunions suck, what with all the alumni cutting each others’ heads off.

  3. But they are nicely powder coated.

  4. Xbrad, all of the above.

    Plus, it was just me commenting for a while.

    And, it’s been a while since anyone did that.

    And, I fucking hated that thread. Tried to comment from the bar. WAY TOO FUCKING LONG TO LOAD THE FUCKING ASS COMMENTS.

    Dig?

  5. Cheese and pie

  6. Pootodgeinall

  7. Groofoo?

  8. I could give a shit about your problems in a bar. I never get to go to bar these days. And if I could go to a bar, my options are either a bar full of senior citizens, or the gay bars in Palm Springs.

    No thanks.

  9. Did I mention that I dodged jury duty again this evening?

  10. Justice is served.

  11. Morning everyone.

  12. Someone put the hose back on my washing machine while I’m at work. I heard a coin in there, and figured I’d take it apart before it broke.

    It was a penny.

    I’m thinking it was one of Rich’s.

  13. Better run that through a few more cycles, just to be sure.

  14. Good morning! Today is the shortest day of the year (thank God):

    http://tinyurl.com/yfzr5pf

  15. I’m hungary.

  16. Mesa?

  17. I’m hungary.

    Well, we’re not NATO, so go away.

  18. It was a penny.

    I’m thinking it was one of Rich’s.

    Rich leaves pennies as tips? What a cheap bastard…..

    Are did you take in his laundry as a way to earn extra income in these tough times?

  19. “Are” should be “Or”. I’m making my mistakes early today, to get them out of the way.

  20. Today is the shortest day of the year (thank God):

    It may very well be even shorter than expected for some of the people I work with.

    *loads AK-47, fills gas cans, fills pockets with grenades, plants maniacal smile on my face and prepares to enter office building…..

  21. Here’s some pretty nice photos of DC in the snow

    http://www.stripes.com/09/dec09/20snow_gallery/

  22. *loads AK-47, fills gas cans, fills pockets with grenades, plants maniacal smile on my face and prepares to enter office building…..

    Sounds like a typical day at work to me. Where’s your sidearm?

  23. Where’s your sidearm?

    I’m saving that for the border guard who tries to stop me from entering Mexico when I’m finished here.

  24. http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2009/12/green-on-green.html

  25. Satan baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
    I’ve been an awful, bad girl
    Satan baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Satan baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
    I’ll sacrifice goats for you dear
    Satan baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

  26. He knows when you are sleeping:

    http://tinyurl.com/ydp3brq

  27. I’ll take “Toys lauraw would come up with” for 200, Alex.

    http://tinyurl.com/ya3d2nm

  28. Hotspur visits Santa. Fucker tried to pass off a broken candy cane. Scarred me for life.

    Come on you guys, poat your Santa visits.

  29. How YOU doin?

  30. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

    Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.

    Oh Christmas treeeee,
    Oh Christmas treee,

    Oh Christmas treeeee,
    Oh Christmas treee,

    Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

    Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.

  31. Y aknow, I never knew the words to that song before now….

  32. Sean is getting a Nobel for his “critical update.”

  33. “Comment by lauraw on December 22, 2009 10:32 am”

    HA!

  34. The Hobo Christmas song

    Chester’s boasting ’bout his open fire
    Jack’s off clipping at his toes
    Mule-sized tires get ignited by the whores
    And smoke gets up the crack-head’s nose…

    Everybody froze….

  35. I’m thinking it was one of Rich’s.

    bwahahahahaha! Best ding in a while

  36. I spilled some ink on Mesa’s rug;
    I made Tommy eat a bug;
    Bought some gum with a penny slug;
    Somebody snitched on me.

    Oh, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
    Mommy and Daddy are mad.
    I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
    ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.

  37. Oh Crispness knee, oh Crispness knee, wie greun sind deine blettern?

    Freue Weinachten, schweinhunds.

  38. We thought this was hilarious as kids:

    Jingle Bells
    Batman smells
    Robin layed an egg

    Batmobile lost a wheel
    Commisioner had to pay……HEY!

    (the Hey at the end was crucial)

    We were obviously stupid kids.

  39. Why on earth would I drink rum last night?

    Oh yeah, two bucks.

  40. Lacy things, the wife is missin’
    Didn’t ask, her permission
    I’m wearin’ her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

    ….

    Later on, if ya wanna
    We can dress like madonna
    Put on some eyeshade
    join the parade
    Walkin’ round in women’s underwear

  41. I saw Tommy kissing Santa Clause
    underneath the mistle toe last night

    He tongue him expertly
    and it scarred me permanently

    I’ll be huddled in my bed till New Year’s eve.

  42. I had a purebred schweinhund when I was a little girl.
    Daddy took him hunting one day and I never saw him again.

  43. rain tonight through 2011 forecasted.

    Yay

  44. I wish you a hairy mistress
    I wish you a hairy mistress

  45. Rudolph the skeezed out scagwhore
    Had a very empty spoon
    He spent his whole days jonsing
    Shitting, puking in his room

    All of the other smack fiends
    used to fix and do B&Es
    They always made poor Rudolph
    patsy for the local police

    Then one faggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say
    “Rudolph, loan your rig so foul,
    for HJs, BJs – and I swallow”

    Then all the addicts loved him
    as they booted up with glee,
    Rudolph the jonsing junkie
    knows how to score scag free!

  46. Critical update added to this post.

  47. “Daddy took him hunting one day and I never saw him again.”

    That’s a heart warming Christmas story.

  48. Mesa got hungover like a bastard
    Drinking rum and Pepsi at the bar

    You can say there’s no such thing as bed-spins
    But Mesa has a barf bag in his car

  49. Daddy took him hunting one day and I never saw him again.

    poor little hump back, hump back girl

  50. ♪ Love! Pakistani Sty-EYE-yle! ♪

    LAHORE, Pakistan — A Pakistani court has ordered the noses and ears of two men cut off after they did the same thing to a young woman whose family spurned one of the men’s marriage proposal, a prosecutor said Tuesday.

    http://tinyurl.com/ydvaks3

  51. “Daddy took him hunting one day and I never saw him again.”

    He’s probably living very happily at that farm upstate.

    Or he’s dead.

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

  52. Critical update added to this post.

    Critical update removed from this post!

    Just because it was stupid as fuck.

  53. Rich hasn’t yet discovered the pencil:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L29BCQFfqV

  54. Harsh!

  55. Harsh!

    yep.

    Merry f’in’ Christmas, PJ.

  56. And I didn’t get to see it.

  57. On the first day of Christmas,
    my drive through gave to me:
    a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

    On the second day of Christmas,
    my drive through gave to me:
    Two Happy Meals,
    and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

  58. And I didn’t get to see it.

    You’ve seen Charlie the Unicorn before.

    We all have.

  59. Patty Ann was that last year or the year before where we did the dang 12 days of Christmas political version?

  60. ♪ Love! Pakistani Sty-EYE-yle! ♪

    Say what you want – unlike us apathetic Americans at least they were willing to show they care. Maybe things will work out, there will be a marriage, and the couple can have one of those “When Harry Met Sally” remembrance scenes laughing at how when they first met there was a misunderstanding that resulted in them both losing their nose and ears.

  61. Charlie who?

  62. You’ve seen Charlie the Unicorn before.

    We all have.

    Not more than about 10 seconds.

  63. Jewstin, I get a Malformed video link in your youtube link.

  64. Hey, steve.

    Bite me. You show up, and never tell tales of teh Ewoks?

  65. Hi Steve, long time.

    How’s things in HB?

  66. What size your tits, when on your back
    Like when you’re prone and sleeping?
    You surgeons greet with silicone sweet,
    To make your boobs more appealing

    This, this is vanity,
    Your lipo visit to make you sleek;
    Wait, wait your ass is too broad
    And your balloonknot needs to be blea-eached.

  67. I see retardation is still in style. What a relief! I’d hate to lose wiser.

  68. “Bite me.”

    Nice attitude – don’t you know its the holiday season – have some respect for Wookie Life Day.

    Pupster –

    Things are very windy.

  69. steve, when are you and I hooking up for coffee again?

  70. steve, when are you and I hooking up for coffee again?

    For God’s sake, don’t do it man! “Coffee” is a code word for “paternity”!!11!!

  71. pjm –

    Just come out and say you have a thing for viet girls with fake tits, halter tops, and 6 inch heels. You don’t have to pretend it’s about meeting me.

  72. Now steve, you already know I think that’s hawt. You don’t have to pretend that I’m pretending to pretend.

  73. Taking daughter dear to ortho to get her mold done for her braces

  74. oh and steve, you don’t have to worry anymore. It’s all been a big mistake

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/hiv_bungle_nightmare_octTwbbLrPMde82e5VcNwO

  75. I never saw him again.

    Christmas schweinham.

  76. Hey, I’m missing a penny. Anyone seen it?

    And I know exactly what to do with my pencil: Stab you in the eye, fucker.

    I will be spending the next 7 days either traveling or enjoying the balmy Seattle weather, so I will incommunicado.

    Merry Christmas everyone. Hope Santa sneaks into your bedroom and molests you in the middle of the night and the reindeer crap on all over your car.

  77. Who let steve out of fecal fetishists camp?

  78. HAHAHAHAH!

    SECRET SQUIRREL SANTA STRIKES!

  79. Taking daughter dear to ortho to get her mold done for her braces

    oh!! mini-me is gonna look so cute!!! Madeleine used to get different colored bands for her braces. (yes she had them REALLY young, but her mouth was tiny so we had to have a palette extender and little braces)

    She liked to wear different colors for different seasons.

  80. pjm –

    Not an issue what diseases rack your whorish body- i have sex like the dude in the cell in Silence of the Lambs – I just hurl a handful of my seed from across the room.

  81. I will be spending the next 7 days either traveling or enjoying the balmy Seattle weather, so I will incommunicado.

    So sorry to disappoint, but its only gonna get to 40 here today.

  82. Steve in HB

  83. Don’t come, she told me, pa rum pump um pum
    or through stinging tears you’ll see, pa rum pump um pum
    Delicious pain she brings, pa rum pump um pum
    by wrenching on my things, pa rum pump um pum, rum pump um pum,
    rum pump um pum

    My mistress spanking me, par rumpa pumpum
    on my bum

  84. PJ, did you really meet steve for coffee? I recall trying to invite him out for beers and getting the brushoff.

  85. (someone turned 40 today…)

    {stabs a Druid}

  86. Nah, I just said that to make you jealous b-rad.

  87. compos gets the first Christmas banning.

  88. btw, received my Secreting Santa gift yesterday. Somebody’s awesome.

  89. Why is your b-day party in March Cuffy?

    Happy Birthday!!!

  90. Silent fart, holy fart…

  91. Happy Birthday sweet cuff!!!!! *spanks*

  92. PJM’s new update is excellent.

  93. xbradtc –

    When did I brush you off? That wasn’t when Sandy Burger was in town was it? Cause that brushoff was not of my volition.

  94. Oops.

  95. 40 huh? That wasn’t so bad. But 41 sucks. You have to admit to yourself that you are “in your 40s.”

  96. Because having a birthday in the vicinity of Jesus’s sucks total ass, PJ. He hogs the spotlight.

  97. Compos delivers a heartfelt Christmas tune.

  98. I’m guessing this was a year or two ago, steve. I’m not gonna dig through my email archives. I think it was when Sean and I first met up. We wanted to invite you.

    You (rather wisely) declined.

  99. I bought these gifts for you… they’re up in my bum…

  100. Because having a birthday in the vicinity of Jesus’s sucks total ass, PJ. He hogs the spotlight.

    Man, he’s selfish isn’t he?

  101. *knows b-rad is furiously digging through email archives

  102. remembrance scenes laughing at how when they first met there was a misunderstanding that resulted in them both losing their nose and ears

    Amanat: “Hey honey, remember when we first met?”

    Nazia: “What?”

    A: I said “Remember when we first met?”

    N: What?

    A: REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET???

    N: What?

    A: I SAID… REMEMBER WHEN …. Oh…. oh yeah….. ummmmmm, never mind.

    N: What?

  103. Cuffy, since your barfday comes so close to Christmas, I made sure Santa is going to be good to you. Happy Barfday!

    http://tinyurl.com/y8rsylk

  104. Man, he’s selfish isn’t he?

    Total. Drama. Queen.

  105. Don’t come, she told me, pa rum pump um pum
    or through stinging tears you’ll see, pa rum pump um pum
    Delicious pain she brings, pa rum pump um pum
    by wrenching on my things, pa rum pump um pum, rum pump um pum,
    rum pump um pum

    My mistress spanking me, par rumpa pumpum
    on my bum

    Hahahahah! I’ma add….

    Ass-potato, pa rum pa pum pum
    The vicar fell on it pa rum pa pum pum
    And now he cannot shit pa rum pa pum pum
    rum pa pum pum
    rum pa pum pum
    Don’t jam your dick on it pa rum pa pum pum

    Or in the ER you’ll sit pa rum pa pum pum
    Feeling dumb

  106. Total. Drama. Queen.

    HAHAHA!

  107. xbradtc –

    Well, I’m open in the future – I no longer hate life now that Ace is no longer sleeping on my couch every other week – so am more amenable to socializing.

  108. xbradtc –

    Well, I’m open in the future

    Oh, dude. Don’t.

    Just….. don’t.

  109. Fat lot of good that does me now, Steve, I’m in Palm Desert now, not Irvine.

  110. I just like this picture: http://tinyurl.com/ycpfo2r

  111. Siiilent night…
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  112. I no longer hate life now that Ace is no longer sleeping on my couch every other week

    Wha? What’s not to like? Some people would enjoy the ewok fur left on the couch every morning. Do you know what you can knit from that?

  113. xbradtc –

    Well, I’m open in the future

    Oh, dude. Don’t.

    Just….. don’t.

    Ahahaha! He should’ve known better.

  114. I told myself I wasn’t going to click on the fart Christmas one…..but I did anyways.

  115. Happy Birthday sweet cuff!!!!! *spanks*

    {bends over}

    http://tinyurl.com/ydqfud8

  116. Is it really cuffy’s b-day.

    yay for cuffy.

    😐

  117. I told myself I wasn’t going to click on the fart Christmas one…..but I did anyways.

    Here’s the real spirit of Christmas, PJ, just for you:

    http://tinyurl.com/ydn7vyk

  118. Wow. I was right when I thought I never wanted to know what went in in Shim’s bathroom. But thanks anyway for the vid, mesa. You did the general Hostage public a solid with that tour-de-force!

  119. HAHAHAHA! My and romy’s Congressman just switched from Democrat to GOP.

    He’s been voting with the GOP over 80% since he rode Obama’s coattails in last year. I’ll still vote against him because he’s a douche.

    Story: http://tinyurl.com/ycuoafe

  120. Happy Birthday, Cuffster! Pay no attention to the “Razor Blade Wrist Hygiene and Vein Maintenance Kit” sitting unwrapped there on the table. It’s not your present. Really.

  121. Cuffy, from what I hear, that’s been a Dem seat since Andrew Johnson was in the White House.

  122. Ewok fur is warm, but due to their diet, reeks of cigarettes, nicotine gum, and Coke Zero.

  123. And desperation. And FAIL.

  124. And sticky socks.

  125. Hah, crunchy socks.

  126. And if staying up til 5:00am watching a Colombo episode you’ve seen 20 times already had a smell – ewok fur would have it.

  127. Wha? I thought it was Monk and Psyche? You learn sumpin new everyday.

  128. Went to a Christmas Party last night full of really great people. It was a great and positive experience.

    Not one person was fronting, not one person was arrogant, no one was condescending or being a prick. Really positive and great people.

    My wife and I left on a high, it really felt good.

  129. Not one person was fronting, not one person was arrogant, no one was condescending or being a prick

    So you were a real standout at this party huh?

  130. BAM!

  131. Today’s schedule – I used to be a normal person:

    9:00-12:00…wait for cable guy
    Cable Guy Done – 2:00 pm…lunch and xbox
    2:00-2:30….meet dude in blacked out Escalade in parking lot to receive stack of hundo’s
    2:30-3:00 supermarket
    3:00 – bedtime…..xbox,tv,bbq dinner,smoke a little weed,take dog out

  132. Cuffy, from what I hear, that’s been a Dem seat since Andrew Johnson was in the White House.

    Yup, it’s the epitome of a Blue Dog district. Or it was. Sooner or later the conservative tendencies of all us local warmongering defense industry folks would take their toll.

  133. take the dog out? Are you secretly Seattle Slough?

  134. “So you were a real standout at this party huh?”

    Heh! Actually, at a party like that, I mostly just keep my mouth shut and try to get along. I don’t want to be the one who pissed in the punch.

    PJM,
    Check out that link I posted, it takes off at 2:20, super cool.
    Dig it.

  135. Cuffy, this guy sounds like he got tired of Pelosi’s high-handedness, and genuinely believes Obama/Pelosi/Reid-Care is a shit-sandwich.

  136. I’m on the crappy computer right now uniball (laptop). I tried to play it, but it’s very tinny on this one.

    What I heard had a David Burns feel to it, or is my laptop that bad?

  137. My wife is currently sick, I don’t know what she has but she is feeling super drained.

    There is something about her when she is that I find attractive. I don’t know what it is but it has always been this way.

  138. My office is having a fucking potluck Christmas lunch tomorrow. Fucking. Potluck. God, I hate the people for whom I work.

  139. Your laptop is that bad.

  140. JAZZ,
    Bring a tray of thinly sliced spam.

  141. PJ, spend the $8 and buy a cheap set of earbuds for your laptop. The sound is much better than laptop speakers, and you can listen to youtube vids without having to hear Gavin scream about all the blood spurting out of Garren after some unfortunate incident.

  142. Indeed, xbrad. But his naked opportunism reeks. Do not like.

  143. ohhh, I spelled david byrne wrong……what a tard

  144. You getting together with family for the holidays Steve?

    http://tinyurl.com/yfndqsw

  145. Cuffy, sure, there’s that, but it isn’t like he’s spent 20 years in the house, and finally jumped. It almost sounds like he ran as a Dem because ‘pubs don’t get elected there. And I’m not saying to make the guy the poster child for the GOP. I’m just saying, maybe we shouldn’t shit all over a guy that can be an ally.

  146. My beloved (#20) UNLV Rebels are playing in the Diamond Head Classic today. They play SMU today, some other team tomorrow, and either Saint Mary’s or USC on Friday.

    If we sweep than we will be 13-1 heading into conference play…that’s pretty damn good.

  147. And naturally, I’m talking about david byrne’s solo work, not talking heads

  148. PJM,
    Love his solo work.

    Another surprise solo artist is the old singer of the Psychedelic Furs. Pretty good stuff.

  149. http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/hey_harry_heres_some_civility_for_you

    fuck Harry Reid!

  150. Pupster –

    What is this thing you call “family”?

  151. You know whose solo work is really quite good? Colin Haye, that’s who.

  152. I love this time of year, snow on the mountains, hanging with the family up at high elevations, watching the kids fucking shred down the mountain.

    Love it.

    I am enjoying my mellow right now.

  153. I really love that song – and Hay’s version is better than the original, IMHO.

  154. I am enjoying my mellow right now.

    Pass the duchy on the left hand side, brother – and grab your hacky sack, wouldja?

  155. Oh, and two feet of snow expected over the next two days.

  156. Jazz,
    It’s all natural. I am listening to good music, worked out this morning super hard, having a great time.

    I haven’t smoked weed for a long time. I used to smoke it all the time, almost daily, but I had to clean up my act when I met my wife. I gave up a lot of shit that summer.

  157. I envy all ya’ll with kids at this time of year. I doubt I’ll ever have any, and it makes me a little sad every now and then. And then I think about how much I want to strangle my pets for stupid misdeeds and realize that I would be fundamentally incapable of raising a child without committing heinous criminal acts upon their bodies and psyches.

  158. It’s all natural. I am listening to good music, worked out this morning super hard, having a great time.

    I’m just slinging hash, Uni. 😉

    Did you listen to my Colin link?

  159. Yea, I did. I remember the Scrubs episode they played that on and remember really digging it.

    I can see him having some great solo tunes, he has such a distinct voice, really nice.

  160. “I would be fundamentally incapable of raising a child without committing heinous criminal acts upon their bodies and psyches.”

    Funny you say that. I have really bad instincts, my reactions are really fucked up when it comes to reacting to frustrating situations I experience, weather it be the kids or some asshole on the road. I developed a habit of not getting mad right away, and researching what my kids just did. Like if one tells a lie, I go and google a bunch of articles on how to handle it, then I try to handle it that way.

    It has gotten to the point where my wife will say, “Don’t say anything, go do some research”. It has helped me a lot.

    I can’t always hold it in though, sometimes you just have to blow up.

  161. I can see him having some great solo tunes, he has such a distinct voice, really nice.

    About every 18 months or so, Hay shows up here in GR. We have a small venue, a local movie house that’s been restored to its 1920s glamor, that he seems to really dig. It might seat 400 people – maybe. Great place to see a show, and he’s just marvelous. He plays now just because he loves to be a musician and entertainer – he’s obviously not making the money he was back when Men At Work was in its heyday. He’s so damn appreciative of his fans and he really relishes the traveling troubadour role. I’d strongly recommend seeing him if you ever get a chance.

  162. sometimes you just have to blow up.

    I’m really excellent at this.

  163. sometimes you just have to blow up

    I just put the dogs in their crates. You can do that with kids too, can’t you?

  164. crate = bedroom

  165. sometimes you just have to blow up.

    That brings us back to Dolly.

  166. I have finished my Christmas preparations!!! With 2 days to go!!!

    I hope your stress levels are as optimal as mine right now!

  167. I still have to wrap a couple presents, but that’s about it.

  168. You can do that with kids too, can’t you?

    Sure. They love it.

    http://bacn.me/jqf

  169. I hope your stress levels are as optimal as mine right now!

    Just have to wrap one more gift, and then I’m done. So I’m right behind you, Chief. Plan to start drinking pretty steady when I get home from work tomorrow. I will just have to sober up enough to attend Christmas Eve service at my wife’s church. Other than that, I am obligation FREE!

  170. That brings us back to Dolly.

    It always comes back to Dolly for you, doesn’t it?

    Did you buy yourself that electric air pump for Christmas?

  171. Naw, no airpump.

    Figure I gotta give myself a good workout.

  172. Remember when the American people got to see all of the health care negotiations on CSPAN?

    Yeah. Me neither.

  173. And then I think about how much I want to strangle my pets for stupid misdeeds and realize that I would be fundamentally incapable of raising a child without committing heinous criminal acts upon their bodies and psyches.

    Actually, its funny. Having kids really caused me to unconsciously redirect my rage. Maybe because I’ve tried so hard to be different from the guy my Dad was. As a result of that, and them having their own issues from the autism spectrum stuff, I really take a different tack with them then people who’ve known me all my life would expect. And for the most part, it works. As a result, I’ve discovered that my displeasure is more crushing to them than my rage.
    And my rage? Let’s just say that you never want to be someone who I think is fucking with my boys or my wife. The surgeon general has offically noticed that it could be hazardous to your health.

  174. Figure I gotta give myself a good workout.

    How can I answer? Let me count the ways . . . . Low-hanging fruit – a veritable cornucopia of low-hanging fruits. It’s almost not fair.

  175. BiW – I found that working with young people is the most rewarding thing there is!!

  176. Eh, I’m going out to run errands. Feel free to pick the low-hanging fruit.

  177. BIW,
    It’s amazing isn’t it, what parenting can bring out in you?

    It’s the hardest thing I have ever done, yet most rewarding.

  178. Speaking of low hanging fruit, I gave my grandma a hug the other day and I’m pretty sure I grazed a boob.

    I hugged her around her waist.

  179. Figure I gotta give myself a good workout.

    Seems like the pumping after the pumping would be the workout. Oh, wait, that doesn’t take every long, does it?

    a veritable cornucopia of low-hanging fruits.

    Naw, just a pair.

  180. “very”, not “every”. Extra “e” for sale. Will trade for sugar cookies or dog treats.

  181. Enjoy!!!

  182. Chief, do you really find that woman and her metrosexual friends to be enjoyable? I’ve heard more range from a bullfrog croaking, and more feeling from a Canadian goose heading south.
    And that video montage crap they use reminds me more of scrapbooking than image rendering.

  183. AD – If we all liked vanilla, there would be no chocolate!

  184. MCPO likes that chick because her voice reminds him of music he enjoyed in the twenties — the 1920’s.

  185. mesa you got more omaha steak stuff 😉 text me when you are coming home b/c I have the doors locked cuz I am by myself

  186. Otay.

  187. My secret santa is cool.

  188. text me when you are coming home b/c I have the doors locked cuz I am by myself

    What’cha wearing? 😉

    Sounds like the premise of one of those cheesy horror flicks. 🙂

    Don’t do it, sohos. Don’t let him in the door!

  189. well right now I am in jeans and a sweat shirt but that is all about to change

  190. Quit opening your Secret Santa stuff, cheaters.

  191. Fuck Build A Bear Workshop!

    http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/22/build-a-climate-scare-why-you-should-boycott-build-a-bear/

  192. If we all liked vanilla, there would be no chocolate!

    If “normal” music was vanilla flavored, this music would be called “moldy cheese on stale ritz crackers” flavored.

  193. HE’S CALLING FROM IN THE HOUSE!!

  194. sohos — the call is coming from inside the house!!!

  195. 2:00-2:30….meet dude in blacked out Escalade in parking lot to receive stack of hundo’s

    The Christmas spirit of love and sharing is everywhere!

    Hi Steve.

  196. Cuffy – Great minds. . .

    AgileDog – Thank you for sharing your opinion with me. *flush*

  197. but that is all about to change

    Wooo Hooo!

  198. 2:00-2:30….meet dude in blacked out Escalade in parking lot to receive stack of hundo’s

    So raaacist. So, so racist.

  199. AgileDog – Thank you for sharing your opinion with me. *flush*

    You’re welcome, Chief. I try to raise the culture level around here. 🙂

  200. Cuffy – Great minds

    Now there is a phrase I didn’t expect to see.

  201. I think it is nap time

  202. Don’t go to sleep!!! That’s where Freddie Kruger awaits!

  203. awww man, one of my guys gave me a homemade chocolate pecan pie his wife made me for Christmas.

    *adjusts 2010 bonus calculation up

  204. one of my guys gave me a homemade chocolate pecan pie his wife made me for Christmas.

    You pullin’ a wiser and bangin’ the guys wife?

  205. well there is a girl comfortable in her own skin Eddie

  206. Is that Mare and Rosie on the bike?

  207. Back from errands. Out to the club for lunch.

    Feel free to kiss my ass.

  208. So who’s the member that gets you into Bushwood, xbrad?

  209. Mesa – Unlike Sean M., the guy is at least wearing pants.

  210. Sosho: yes. And that appears to be all that she is comfortable in

  211. Cuffster, damn near everyone that lives in Palm Desert lives in a country club. And mom put all us kids on the signing list. Plus, we have to spend a certain amount every month at the club.

  212. xbrad’s lunch:

  213. wtf?

    Sohos takes a nap and the place goes dark?

    Happy Birthday Cuffy, I’m sure being born on the shortest day of the year is merely a coincidence and not a precedent.

    {stretch}

  214. YEAH, BABEE!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yhwyvow

  215. Anyone want to play operation?

  216. Last thing I want to do is play “Doctor” with a one-balled crapweasel like you!

  217. MCPDouche,
    No, I mean operation, the electronic board game.

    I wouldn’t mind playing doctor with Sohos. Is she still asleep?

  218. L – R

    Herself – Chief

    http://tinyurl.com/ycsbkq8

  219. Hotsput – How did you get that photo? Did I put it in the Christmas card I didn’t send you?

  220. Mare, are you my mom?

    http://tinyurl.com/ybsqvre

  221. Secret Satan presents arrived.

    Also, a non-SS gift from a Hostage that shall decline to name. Which pisses me off, in that the letter-carrier put it in the mailbox, but I can’t get the fucking thing out. I’ll have to have the letter carrier open the back of the box and deliver it to the door.

  222. Mares husband put this motivational poster up over her side of the bed.

    http://tinyurl.com/dycceg

  223. […] MCPO Airdale at the […]

  224. “Mare, are you my mom?
    http://tinyurl.com/ybsqvre

    Precious.

  225. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUFFY!!!!!

    For your birthday gift:

    http://tinyurl.com/yg72u2g

  226. “Mares husband put this motivational poster up over her side of the bed.
    http://tinyurl.com/dycceg

    hahahahahaha….Not precious.

  227. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUFFY!!!!!

    For your birthday gift:

    Only one thing missing there, Mare.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjdk4op

  228. Still something missing.

    Happy Birthday, Cuffy.

    http://tinyurl.com/6dgnls

  229. I remember stumbling across a brand new baby fawn, just curled up in the weeds at my feet and looking at me like it hoped that if it stayed real still, I would not eat it. It was sooooo cute. I looked around, and sure enough, mom was standing about 40 yards away watching me too.

  230. Cuffy, after opening and using Mare’s gift:

    http://tinyurl.com/ygl2oll

  231. I remember stumbling across a brand new baby fawn,

    Did you whisper “I’m Batman?” before you snapped it’s neck?

  232. I remember one time I was walking in the woods and stumbled upon this:
    http://tinyurl.com/mbjnlj

    It was precious.

  233. PJ wanted to celebrate your birfday as well:

    http://tinyurl.com/ldh6pq

  234. Thanks for all the b-day wishes, but there’s still … something … missing:

    http://tinyurl.com/y96pknm

  235. Don’t forget the ice!

    http://tinyurl.com/5pwwa4

  236. Happy Birthday Cuffy!

    http://tinyurl.com/nvtauz

  237. Did you whisper “I’m Batman?” before you snapped it’s neck?

    holy bat shit thats funny

  238. mom was standing about 40 yards away watching me too

    What did your mom do?

  239. Back in april I posted this pic
    DSC_1306
    I ate them today

  240. Cuffy grows tired of the birthday greetings.

    http://tinyurl.com/yas3v6r

  241. I ate them today

    Given all the pup pics you post, I was very very afraid to click your link, vmax.

  242. Heheh Cuffy,
    Happy Birthday!

  243. were they yummy vmax

    I’m hungry!

  244. what are you doing tonight cuff the magic dragon?

  245. Cuffy and two friends go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed, Cuffy slept in the middle between his two friends. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Cuffy wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”

  246. what are you doing tonight cuff the magic dragon?

    Two words: Lemon Party.

  247. what are you doing tonight cuff the magic dragon?

    Luck would have it, the missus’s co. dinner is tonight. I should be able to call in all kinds of chits later tonight. Like buttsecks.

  248. ooooh goody for you!

  249. cuffy: conrgrats.
    *strun*

  250. Happy Buttsecks Birthday, Cuffster!

    Maybe you want to use your chit to finally tell the Mrs. that you are a bigshot in the blogosphere.

    That way you can go to a Moronpalooza one of these days…

  251. I should be able to call in all kinds of chits later tonight. Like buttsecks.

    You want her to do you in the butt? That sounds just plain weird.

  252. the mrs doesnt know cuff is a blog stud?

  253. Maybe you want to use your chit to finally tell the Mrs. that you are a bigshot in the blogosphere.

    Hey, there’s an open invite for all morons to force my hand by showing up in Tahoe next March and hollering “Cuffy!” every two minutes in front of my RL friends. Imagine the possibilities!

  254. She has no idea, so.

  255. You want her to do you in the butt? That sounds just plain weird.

    Am I the last one to know that cuffy is married to a gerbil?

  256. Imagine the possibilities!

    I seee……… lots and lots of police cars.

  257. cuffy how does she not know?

  258. drive time. later, flatulaters.

    Enjoy your b-day, cuffster, regardless of what the “b” stands for.

  259. Am I the last one to know that cuffy is married to a gerbil?

    the missus: http://tinyurl.com/y9u54k5

  260. how does she not know?

    I always tell her I’m surfing porn when I quickly close all my windows. That’s much safer than exposing her to the hostages.

  261. Happy birthday Cuffy.

    I should be able to call in all kinds of chits later tonight. Like buttsecks.

    Be careful what you wish for:

    http://bacn.me/jso

  262. I should be able to call in all kinds of chits later tonight. Like buttsecks

    I don’t think your wife would like you to be getting it up the pooper with one of her coworkers.

    Happy Birthday.

  263. Cuffy likes to keep a low profile.

    http://tinyurl.com/ydcnhnh

  264. *pinches Cuffy’s cheeks*

  265. Be careful what you wish for:

    http://bacn.me/jso

    HAHAHAHA!

    (my pants are getting tight)

  266. MCPO, if you’re there, Madeleine and I both really like that song.

  267. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=88e_1261432873

  268. Did you whisper “I’m Batman?” before you snapped it’s neck?

    Little known fact: A fawn that is just a few days old will make the bestest venison stew you ever had. I’m not kidding.

    Also, there will be one less frickin’ deer in your neighborhood eating the frickin’ landscaping, for which you shelled out good money when it got planted by that crew of illegal aliens.

  269. Leave it to Eddiebear to remind me just how godawfully fucking weird some people can be.

  270. Thanks again for the well-wishes. Drivetime to the Christmas party:

    http://tinyurl.com/ylgddog

  271. I always tell her I’m surfing porn when I quickly close all my windows. That’s much safer than exposing her to the hostages

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  272. compos: you’re welcome

  273. All I Want For Christmas Is You

  274. Michael, show us the pic of the first deer you bagged, again?
    I seem to remember the thread was pretty funny…

  275. Told you he was used to wiping milk offa their little mouths.

  276. Congrats on cheating the Reaper for another year, Cuffy.

  277. 16 inches of hair gone from my dome. Ima gonna replace Stapp as lead in Creed.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IooIZbqcBs

  278. Uhoh, no more long locks on the Shim?

  279. great job Shim

  280. BTW, the baby trooper’s not lovin’ my Nebraska weather so much.

  281. What kind of tires you have on it Tattoo?
    Hi Shim!

  282. Also, there will be one less frickin’ deer in your neighborhood eating the frickin’ landscaping, for which you shelled out good money when it got planted by that crew of illegal aliens.

    “got planted by”? WTF? A truckload of 12 messicans just rolled up outside the Persimmon Room and they all hopped out and viciously and with malice a forethought planted landscaping all around your yard? Crap. I guess that makes the deer a freakin patriot then.

  283. What kind of tires you have on it Tattoo?

    Round ones?

    It’s not the tires, and she runs ok, she just has to bitch about the cold a bit.

  284. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdXxy0rCue8&NR=1

  285. Michael, show us the pic of the first deer you bagged, again?

    OK, Laura, I’ll look for it.

    In the meantime, you can look at my post on dead deer in Texas” to understand why I hate them so much.

  286. Christmas rush is over!
    The 26th can’t get here fast enough.

  287. cites urban sprawl overlapping into deer habitat.

    Factually incorrect. Deer prefer edge habitats which humans create. Deer populations expand b/c human populations expand, and also because we removed their primary predator.

    You’ll also be interested to know that at the end of the 1800s and beginning of the 1900s Odocoileus virginianus had almost been extirpated in the US. Population estimates around 1930 place the entire white-tail deer population at ~300,000. Population estimates today place the pop around 30 million.

  288. Look, people, enough is enough! First Rosetta links to it in the last BBF, then Michael links to it today. The definitive version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is done by Vince Vance & The Valiants.
    Morons.

  289. Cuffy, check your email.

  290. Jeez, Laura, that post was way back in 2006. Pretty much the only time I posted an actual picture of my face (without a Batman suit), and then only because it was 20+ years out of date.

    Here you go:

    The Bowhunter

    No, I don’t have that goofy mustache any more.

  291. The definitive version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is done by Vince Vance & The Valiants.
    Morons.

    Exactly.

    Hi PA! I sent you an email.

  292. “We’re simply having a wonderful Christmas time!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuKimtUEas

  293. Tat, send you an answer and copied Roamy & Carin, too.

  294. Does anyone else like Train?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaG9SDxwPBg

  295. Thank you PA.

  296. I didn’t mind it MCPO, until the radio played it as every second song for a fucking month.

  297. MCPO, I love Train.

  298. I like that song, but Tat’s right, they beat it to death.

  299. but Tat’s right

    Duh

    😉

  300. Tattoo – They have a new CD out. Samples on iTunes. It’s pretty darn good!

    PA – Me too!

  301. Here’s my Christmas card to all of you!

    http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=2007134554829&source=jl999

  302. I’m still waiting for the punch line, PJ

  303. Oh, you have to click on the angel.

  304. PJM – Lovely. Thank you very much.

  305. Yummy, and just the type to make the parental units sieze up.

  306. You should save that guy for tomorrow tat. He’s YUMMY in my tummy

  307. PJ, I clicked the Angel and watched the whole thing. I was waiting for a Hostagesque punch line, like the angel getting stepped on or burning up from a candle.

  308. I knew what you meant b-rad. I was just being ornery.

  309. You should save that guy for tomorrow tat. He’s YUMMY in my tummy

    Nah, he doesn’t quite fit tomorrow’s theme. And him being yummy in your tummy is not what I need to hear about, ok Pooh.

  310. I meant that he was delicious!
    as in good looking
    *barf

  311. http://tinyurl.com/ydptm79

  312. PJ’s pregnant again?

    Must be Tuesday.

  313. Hey! I think that’s snow! I’ve seen that one time

  314. OK, I did something the other day I haven’t done for about a decade. I spent money to buy music.

    I bought the MP3 of Collective Soul’s Heavy.

    Good, rockin’ song.

    Not very Christmas-y, tho.

    Solid B+.

  315. Oh, PJM, I loved your Christmas card!!

  316. “http://tinyurl.com/ydptm79”

    That reminds me of Rosetta. Where is the big guy?

  317. Isn’t it the sweetest thing?

    Just got finished decorating Christmas totes with the kids. That was fun. Garren insisted his say Feliz Navidad as well as Merry Christmas.

    He has a Mexican accent when he sings because all the CD’s he listens to at school have Mexican singers and when they sing English, they have an accent. Cracks me the heck up.

  318. Here’s another pretty one PJM, a little more clean cut

  319. This pizza is part of the rebel alliance and…hey, is that pepperoni?

    http://tinyurl.com/ygj5db9

  320. Tat, he’s very good looking.

  321. Mare – Rosie is in Nashville with his hunny-bunny and the in-laws.

  322. He’s too soft looking for me.

  323. Hunny-bunny? Wha? He’s not supposed to be married. He’s supposed to be here to entertain us at all times. Like Jackie Chan

  324. Hi Mare. Good call on wearing underwear today.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8hog2u

  325. Uhoh.

    This should make it all better PJM

  326. Nice socks Mare.. http://www.foxtrotexas.com/sitebuilder/images/GolfBest72-344×266.jpg

  327. BUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  328. Um, just to be clear, my bunk was for tat’s link, not scottw’s.

  329. YUMMY!!!!!!!

  330. TONIGHT, WE DINE, AT THE YACHT CLUB!!!

  331. Sohita – Did Freddie Kruger visit your dreams??

  332. no I had visions of sugar plums

  333. Hello Hostages!

  334. HAHAHA! Sohita loves me for true!!

  335. Back from running some more errands.

  336. “I had visions of sugar plums”

    Played on the glass harp?
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9eqk6_glass-harpdance-of-the-sugar-plum-f_music?from=rss

  337. That’s pretty awesome Scott

  338. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRgXUFnfKIY

  339. Scott, that was actually pretty cool. I watched the whole thing.

    Then cut my wrists on a broken crystal brandy snifter.

  340. That glass harp was amazing. But why are people always looking for new “harps” to play?

    Also, I love old people. Why do I laugh when I watch videos of them falling off docks into the water or falling in general? Cracks me up.

  341. Thanks, MCPO. I thought it was just for the weekend.

  342. Playing with the girls.

    Now that I do not have to hold on to Emma I can hold a camera instead.

    Tomorrow I need to water the new Lemon and Blood Orange, expect more pics of Zeke playing with the water from the hose

  343. Hi Mare!

  344. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzR9bhei_o&feature=related

  345. Nice Tattoo.

  346. The glass harp guy has all kinds of stuff on youtube. It’s all pretty good, but you can just tell that he lives in his mom’s basement and there are several bodies buried on the property. Michael should blog him.

  347. Hey, Vmax!

    Where are you going for Christmas eve and Christmas day? Are you going to be with family?

  348. “Michael should blog him.”

    hahahahahahahahaha

  349. I like the videos, Vmax. I also like that picture of Zeke on the same page to the lower right.

  350. Tat’s that is really cool. It’s guitar hero hell.

  351. Vmax, I left Marietta early 1985 and was not aware of a Fuddruckers. I did not have a car, or any money, so it’s possible that it was there and I just was not aware of it but if they had good cheeseburgers I would have found a way.

  352. I have a new Video going up but it is not ready Mare. Zeke running from the girls

    What one is lower right Mare?

  353. Scott, I was divorced in 87,
    I moved to Marietta then for about a year. A buddy that I had worked with here, got me a job as a manager there in 87.

  354. Just missed you Scott!
    Where did you meet Laura?

  355. I guess I kilt it.

  356. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

    This’ll make you feel better Vmax.

  357. Greetings, assorted weirdos.

  358. Evenin’ Hotsages.

    Just got home after a cool 36-hour workday. Damn, I’m too old for this shit.

    IPO Registration Statement is filed, though. Let the fun begin!

  359. greetings weirdo yourself

  360. >> but you can just tell that he lives in his mom’s basement and there are several bodies buried on the property

    It’s that look he gives you at the end.

  361. Vmax, I think it’s a picture from your video list.

  362. “assorted weirdos.”

    Like Gump’s chocolates.

  363. Like Gump’s chocolates.

    We’re like a Whitman’s Sampler of misfits.

  364. I was sitting in a bar one night and a girl I used to work with walked in. I liked her, and we worked well together, but could not remember her name. To my horror she walked over and gave me the excited “Hi”. The name came to me eventually, I found out she was recently laid off and got her a job where I worked. We worked together for a few years and she set me up on a blind date with her best friend Laura.
    We were engaged within 6 months and married 6 months after that.
    Had I not gone to that particular bar that night my life would be completely different.

  365. Dave nails it. It’s the hitchhiker that you would never pickup look.

  366. Oh, great. Sean’s here.

    What’s that smell?

  367. Nice Scott!
    I had a chick in church tell me to give her a call. We dated a little but it was a fail. Maybe this one will not fail.

  368. My Dad took my mom to coffee, then took her to lunch, then he took her to dinner and asked her to marry him. She said yes and 18 months later I was borne!

  369. My dad dumped one girl, and started dating her sister.

  370. >> Had I not gone to that particular bar that night my life would be completely different.

    My life changed in a bar too.

    Well, my skull fracture-life.

  371. MY life changed in a bar too

  372. Tell me Sohos!

  373. Heard a lot at my house on Christmas morning:

    “I guess dad wrapped this one.”

    Yes, I used my feet.

  374. Heard a lot at my house all my life:

    “See, this is why we can’t have nice things.”

  375. I was on the rebound and the bartender asked me out. We were pretty good friends prior to that. He is Nina’s Dad.

  376. Hi everyone.

  377. I don’t have to report tomorrow for jury duty. It’s starting to look like I’ve dodged that bullet.

    *knocks on wood*

  378. kiss of death bud

  379. Holy shit

    http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/

  380. ouch Tattoo!

  381. Tat’s that is so disturbing.

  382. Nobody wants to start up trials before Christmas.

  383. I’m reading all of your comments. Don’t think we’re not keeping score, bro.

  384. Done the skull fracture too.

  385. Tat’s I looked at all of those moobs and they were sick

  386. Tat’s I looked at all of those moobs and they were sick

    I can’t pick one that’s worse than the others.

  387. Shit. My sister got the same fucking gift for my dad that I got.

  388. Fuck.

    ARG.

    Who came up with this gift-giving bullshit?

    baa humbug. I need a drink.

  389. Stupid sister. I’ll send you mine Carin.

  390. My sister got the same fucking gift for my dad that I got.

    A yearly subscription to Big Buttz??

  391. I think the teen kid w/o a shirt on is the worst of the moobs photos.

    That kid needs to get off they soy milk.

  392. Carin why is that a bad thing?

  393. The exact same book.

    Exact.

  394. As in, we both intended on giving him the exact same book.

  395. Vmax, when you were in Marietta could you watch chicks fight over the pool table at The Hackett on Saturday night or had that ended.
    That was a Saturday night tradition for a while. I saw a lot of teeth hit the floor.

  396. As in, we both intended on giving him the exact same book.

    Booty Call Girls??

  397. OH you both BOUGHT him the same gift

  398. Kill your sister. It’s the only way.

  399. Yes. Kill her. Before Christmas.

  400. well, to be honest, you could fight her over by the pool table at Hacketts, but you don’t wanna lose a tooth.

  401. As in, we both intended on giving him the exact same book.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjubsb6

  402. Xbrad, I need you to fly into Detroit. I’ll have a perfect alibi (chatting online with my buds, the hostages) while you sneak and kill her.

    No one will suspect you. PERFECT. So. Quick review.

    1) xbrad kills my sister.
    2)
    3) I give my dad the book!

  403. What’s in it for me?

  404. OH you both BOUGHT him the same gift

    Bough, shoplifted … but that’s not the issue … 😉

  405. Good night

  406. Night, soho.

    Kinda early, don’tchathink?

  407. Bough, shoplifted … but that’s not the issue …

    Yeah! Stay focused.

  408. What’s in it for me?

    You get the extra book.

    duh.

  409. http://www.jwz.org/webcollage/

  410. >> Done the skull fracture too.

    HAH. I had a feeling.

    HI CAR IN. STILL GOTS SNOW?

  411. Well, what’s the book, dammit.

    I don’t kill people for the spare copy of a Danielle Steel novel.

    Sure, I’ll kill ’em for reading it, but I won’t whack them for the book.

  412. This poat reeks of old primer and cold, stale burritos.

  413. If my secret santa gift does not arrive on the 23rd, I’m switching to muslimism and brining down a fatwa on your asses.

  414. Sox?

    No!

    http://tinyurl.com/qbatbc

  415. If my secret santa gift does not arrive on the 23rd, I’m switching to muslimism and brining down a fatwa on your asses.

    *jumps up and down with excitment*

    You mean it? You really mean it? ‘Cano, that is the bestest Christmas present anyone has ever gotten me. Even if I have to share it with these hose-fuckers!

  416. If ‘cano doesn’t get his Santa gift by the 23rd, I say we play cowboys and muslims.

  417. ‘Cano still hasn’t gotten his ssatan gift? That’s really sad.

  418. ‘Cano still hasn’t gotten his ssatan gift? That’s really sad.

    Well, selecting the gift reached a new degree of difficulty when I realized that the gross of extra small condoms were more a gift to the underage island girls than to him.

  419. Well, selecting the gift reached a new degree of difficulty when I realized that the gross of extra small condoms were more a gift to the underage island girls than to him.

    I coulda told you not to worry about that BiW. WHO and several human rights groups air drop in female condoms every month.

  420. Ok, I found another book I can get him. I just need to drive to Toledo to get it…

  421. Damn Carin, drop some cash in a card and tell him not to have too much fun.

  422. Still have snow. And, the lake is frozen over. Ice fishermen where fishing last weekend.

  423. No secret satan gift here.

    Better get here tomorrow.

  424. BiW: First, none of them are underage. And second, you’d be surprised at how well “my penis is very very tiny. I swear you wont feel a thing….” works.

  425. Shadow Divers, Xbrad. It’s supposed to be really good.

    The new book I’m looking at looks ever better.

    I want..

  426. Would not surprise me at all if Rosetta forgot to give a few people’s names out.

  427. Rent him a hooker.

  428. Shadow Divers was a good book.

  429. Ew. Yuck. YOu guys know he lives with me, right?

    Blech.

  430. OK, rent him a hooker, and go to the gym for an hour or so.

  431. I got an idea. Why don’t you just send him dolly?

  432. Funny XBrad. Cowboys and Muslims. THAT’S A FATWA!

  433. Hey everyone… how ya doin? JJ in the hiz house!! Anyone looked up Cloward & Piven yet??? Rush finally talked about it. Better late than never! Boy! I hope we can all STILL do this a few years from now, and we’re not bunkered down in a hole somewhere in Texas or Iowa (“Patriots” reference)…

    Seriously… Hi!

  434. My local radio guy’s been talking about Cloward & Piven for a while.

  435. As in, we both intended on giving him the exact same book.

    This one? It’s fucking AWESOME!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yj7qn4q

  436. I got an idea. Why don’t you just send him dolly?

    1. Why ruin my weekends?

    2. That still doesn’t answer the question of what you’ll get him.

  437. Ok. I’m gonna go crash. See you folks in about 7 hrs. Someone make sure the coffee is hot.

  438. Holy shit, this post is loading slower than my SS gift is getting here.

    Time for a new poat.

  439. If your lefty friends think you’re too right, you can tell them that there is this crazy right wing nut that keeps infiltrating your blog and HE’s the epitomy of a “right wing nut”!

    I will proudly wear it!

    Thank you very much…

  440. I am a west coaster and feelin pretty fuckin frisky

  441. I am a west coaster and feelin pretty fuckin frisky

    Quick everybody, hide your pets.

  442. Funny XBrad. Cowboys and Muslims. THAT’S A FATWA!

    Indian Giver!!!

  443. new poat.

    Move it move it move it move it!!

  444. I guess that’s why I dont have any pets… I

  445. Alcohol n blogging don’t mix!

  446. Mkay?

  447. Holy shit, this post is loading slower than my SS gift is getting here.

    To be fair, UPS didn’t ship much stuff from Germany in the 1940s…

    http://tinyurl.com/yboly4c

  448. Ok, I got one of my chores done tonight (out of a list of 5). I’m going to bed.

  449. Germany in the 1940s…

    Scary place to be in 1940…. But last August Germany beat the hell out of Phoenix!

  450. Jerry hon, come w/ me to the new thread.

  451. jerry, yer new here, so I’ll explain.

    Once a new poat is poated, the old one pretty much dies a lonely death.

  452. BTW my avatar is supposed to be a Land of the Lost “Sleestack”, not some maniac wielding a 6.5″ 357 Mag. Revolver… Sorry…

  453. Where is the new thread??? You ALL know i am new to this shit!!!

  454. It seems to be linear to me…

  455. No wonder I felt like a tool. Or maybe I should STILL feel like a tool…

  456. I am alone… I’m so wonewee….

  457. scroll all the way to the bottom of this thread and click the link to the right.


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