Shoes Blogging

It’s not food or weather, right?

I saw a sign for a shoe store that had 50,000 pairs and counting.

I think Carin needs these to keep her little piggies warm when she goes running to the market this winter.

Tats can wear these in the field for easy tick detection.

These will go perfectly with Sky’s red hair.

When Rosetta was a little girl, his parents bound his poor little tootsies, but these should fit and he’ll finally have the perfect stompy boots to go with his leather skort.

435 Comments

  1. Bratfirst and Sauerkraut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. This is the most awesome poat since MCPO invented the teletype machine.

  3. I find this poat to be deeply disturbing. Especially since #2 and #3 appear to be men’s feet.

  4. I think #2’s feet belong to Semenya’s sista from another mother.

  5. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34214552/ns/health-skin_and_beauty

    heh

  6. That last pair is effing hilarious. I’d LOVE to see someone try to wear them. I bet they’re awesome for ice racing and mountain climbing.

  7. Charles Krauthammer kicked the taint outta Namby Pamby Andy Sullivan today. One of the good lines:

    “Sullivan’s entire ad hominem conclusion — that my views are animated by nothing but the basest, most corrupt partisan motives — turned out to be a complete invention based on his inability to read dates.”

    http://tinyurl.com/ycjjhz6

  8. This poat’s soundtrack…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCCYBKXn44

  9. Somebody needs to tell Alex The Chick about this poat.

  10. This poat is teh awesome, but it needs more Muppets!

    http://tinyurl.com/yfb344m

  11. That last pair of shoes….I bet Andrew Sullivan has a pair.

  12. What. The. F*ck?

    This poat needs a “skirt and purse” warning.

  13. This poat needs a “skirt and purse” warning.

    Don’t be such a hosefucker, BiW. This is shoes blogging. Skirts and purses are topics for another day.

  14. Good day, salt fuckers. Who made this awesome poat?

  15. From Jazz’s link to Krauthammer:

    Charles Krauthammer’s birth name is Shecky Schlomo Krauheimer. Shecky is at the top of the list at the American Enterprise Institute. It is a Neo-Con organization that promotes War against Iran at all costs. It would help Israel expand and that is what Shecky, Bill Kristol, Podhoretz, Kagan, Bernie and Jonah Goldberg Frum and all of the miserable War-Mongers at the Weekly Standard, and Heritage Foundation promote.

    Posted by: orionexpress | December 1, 2009 12:44 AM | Report abuse

    You stay classy, lefties. Oh, and go ahead and keep calling US the Nazis. Yeah.

  16. Who made this awesome poat?

    Dr. Charles Krauthammer. Didn’t you see where he mocked Andi Sullivan for wearing the pony-shoes?

  17. Wow. Dead around here this morning.

    Should I keep Chrisp happy by mentioning how glad I was to wake up to the news that the cop-killing bastard was shot and killed?

  18. I was surprised at all the Krauthammer hate in the comments, I guess being smart articulate and conserv.. Never mind.

  19. Yeah, I’m not sure what’s up with that. Who is Andi’s core audience? I mean, I know a lot of people read him just to have ammo to snark with, but who are these true believers? How nuts do you have to be to take him seriously, especially after he’s been shown to be a laughingstock so many times?

  20. From eddie’s link:

    “<>”

    HAHAHA!! Somone’s been reading Teh Hotages!! LOL!

  21. I have got to get me a pair of those #4s. Are they suppose to be for costumes for fake-sex-with-horse crowd? I love the horseshoes and tap-dancing tacks on the bottom – must make an awesome tap-dance routine.

  22. Here’s that quote:
    American author Jonathan Littell won the award for describing sex as “a jolt that emptied my head like a spoon scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg.”

    stupid fucking werdpres.

  23. Eddie, why are you doing internet searches for “bad sex”?

  24. Eddie, why are you doing internet searches for “bad sex”?

    Because it’s the only type he can get?

    “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all….”

  25. I lurves me some Charles Krauthammer. I didn’t know till a couple months ago that he was a quadriplegic.

  26. He’s paraplegic, you half wit.

  27. Cuffy, I grew up watching that show.

    PJD is now singing this song in the kitchen.

    Guess he grew up with it too.

  28. He’s paraplegic, you half wit.

    No, he’s not. He’s actually a quadriplegic and you’re retarded.

  29. Some articles say he’s para, but his actual diagnosis is quad. Check out how much hand movement you see from him. Not all quads are bed ridden on their backs.

  30. Stop this bickering.

  31. But hotspur!!! B-rad’s a WHORE!!!!

  32. PJD is now singing this song in the kitchen.

    Do you have some of your boys blowing into ‘shine jugs marked XXX?

    Here’s another classic Hee-Haw bit: http://tinyurl.com/5e92gm

  33. A paraplegic has a spinal cord injury in the lower spine, which causes loss of feeling and mobility in the legs and lower trunk; in many cases, paraplegics have problems with the internal organs in their lower bodies, such as their bladders. A quadriplegic has a higher spinal injury, usually in the cervical spine, and in addition to limited mobility in the arms and legs, he or she may have a number of problems related to lack of control over the internal organs.

    Just to help b-rad out cuz he called me a half wit. I am a three quarters wit thank you very much!!

  34. My dad is a functioning quad.

  35. Do you have some of your boys blowing into ’shine jugs marked XXX?

    Ready for Christmas?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnIG1WuHaW0&feature=related

  36. My dad is a functioning quad.

    Mesa, your food looks DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!

    as usual

    When I grow up and make my millions, the pjfamily whould like to hire you as our personal chef.

    Just no fishy stuff on blue crackers………although PJD might disagree with me on that

  37. Why do zoologists spend so much time trying to save pandas?

    I mean, any species that you have to spend a shitload of time and money on convincing to fuck doesn’t really strike me as worth saving.

  38. I used to ride a quad.

    She was amazing.

  39. Why do zoologists spend so much time trying to save pandas?

    Exactly. Bulldogs, too. (Can’t procreate on their own – they need physical help.)

    If you won’t spend the time and effort to obtain chances at procreation, you don’t deserve to live.

  40. I used to ride a quad.

    Cowboy style?

  41. Pupster, eat mor chikin!

    http://tinyurl.com/y9gtz3g

  42. My best friend from HS is married to a woman with one of her legs amputated about 4 inches below the poon. Childhood tumors I think. She just barely has enough of a stump to attach a prosthetic. I never have gotten up the courage to ask him how it affects their sex life. I would think that it would be kinda weird.

  43. I used to ride a quad.
    She was amazing.

    http://tinyurl.com/yeea72c

  44. Ace’s takedown of Chuckie the Loon was pretty special.

  45. Why do zoologists spend so much time trying to save pandas?

    I mean, any species that you have to spend a shitload of time and money on convincing to fuck doesn’t really strike me as worth saving.

    That is a very simply put yet brilliant observation.

  46. Chuckie is a pretty easy target tho.

  47. My friend Clint (right) near Jalalabad this week.

    Would you really want to fuck with these guys?

    Obama, you cocksmoking, metrosexual, impotent, narcissistic, mumbling idiot, send these heroes some fucking help.

    http://tinyurl.com/yj3hdjk

  48. Last Tuesday: http://tinyurl.com/ycdlb6s

    These six detainees didn’t get a pardon.

    🙂

  49. That’s a great pic.

  50. The non-turkey one.

  51. Where is the after meat mesa pic?

  52. Is Clint’s real name William T. Ruffbut, aka Billy Badass?

  53. I don’t know, brad. When he rotates back Stateside next year, I’ll introduce you to him and you can ask him.

  54. PA, it’s ten minutes from the halfway mark. I’ll take another pic when I flip the meat and baste it.

    Still going to be about three hours until they are done.

    I’m enjoying the fact that I’m doing cue in Texas — but why is it so cold?

  55. Oh, and wiener dogs are dangerous.

  56. Oh, and wiener dogs are dangerous.

    Only if they’re not fully cooked.

  57. Compos brings the “heh”

  58. mesa, don’t be too surprised if there is snow this winter.

  59. cashews, almonds, peanut and or cottonseed oil, sea salt, onion and garlic and tomato powders, sugar, chili pepper, chipotle chili pepper powder, yeast extract, natural flavors, spices, citric and malic acids, cornstarch, fructose, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate (flavor enhancers), dextrose, lime oil.

    I would put all of these things on cashews and almonds if Planters hadn’t already.

  60. Did Mesa post a picture of his meat?

  61. Would you really want to fuck with these guys?

    cough cough cough …

  62. Did Mesa post a picture of his meat?

    Mare, this is a family blog.

  63. Online backup. Who uses it? what does anyone recommend?

  64. That sounds delicious, (gag) Dave.

    Mesa, I’d like a nice slice from the middle.

  65. ‘Sup, finocchios?

  66. Planters Santa Fe Chipotle Almonds and Cashews.

    LauraW says all that shit is bad for me but I don’t care.

    I need a cigarette now.

  67. Mare, this is a family blog.

    If by family you mean NSFAA (not safe for almost anything), then yeah.

  68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

    The Tiger Crash Explained In Depth

  69. A-D: even bad sex is still sex

  70. Carin, I agree. That pic should’ve been saved for HHD.

    Mare, mesa’s posting a picture of his meat pretty soon.

    Carin, you have a built-in back-up in your Mac. All you need is an external drive.

  71. Eddie – Yeah, that’s how that shit went down!

  72. Online backup. Who uses it? what does anyone recommend?

    I use my MobileMe. It’s pretty easy. I get 20GB, that comes with my yearly subscription of $99. You can purchase more if you need it. It’s a lot more than just online backup though.

  73. It’s a lot more than just online backup though.

    Who can store your porn on it too!?!?!!

  74. I need the online back up for our business, not my mac. If something happened to our hard drive … oh, we’d be fucked.

    And not in the good way like by Hotspur’s manly friends.

  75. *Surprise tackles FIGF!*

    *Smmmmooooooocccccchhhhhhhiiiiiieeeeeeesssssss!*

  76. Ok. I have a question for the OLD Hostages (Elementary School before the 1980s).

    Do any of you remember in your schooling being taught that the Declaration of Independence was a Charter?

  77. Eh, my laptop has a fairly small hard drive, so I spent $50 for an external HD, 250Gb. If I blow my OS out of the water, I’m fucked, but my files will still be handy. In fact, I store most stuff on the HD.

  78. Do any of you remember in your schooling being taught that the Declaration of Independence was a Charter?

    No sir.

  79. Sorry, XB, I cannot remember that FAR back.

  80. For a business, yeah, an offsite backup makes a lot of sense.

  81. No.

  82. >> Do any of you remember in your schooling being taught that the Declaration of Independence was a Charter?

    Elementary school 1965-1971.

    No, I don’t remember.

    Honest, I don’t remember shit.

    ok, all seriousness aside, I do not recall that expression used when being taught about the DoI. I remember the Northwest Ordinance being called that though.

  83. No.

    Well put on your lawyer hat for a minute, get out your legal dictionaries, look up the definition, ponder it for a bit, and shoot me an email with your thoughts, willya?

    Blackiswhite1@yahoo.com

  84. I’m glad you finally caught me, Clint!

  85. I wish I could catch PA.

  86. I’m probably the oldest person here, and I can say emphatically that we were not taught that it was a charter.

  87. Well put on your lawyer hat for a minute

    EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! ICK!

  88. Legally, the Declaration of Independence strikes me as the opposite of a charter. It rejects the royal charters establishing the colonies, but does not really set the ground rules for any new organization.

  89. lawyer hat = jimmy hat

  90. Is that your conclusion after reading the definition in Black’s or Barron’s counselor?

  91. No you don’t, xbrad.

  92. Car in, how much data do you need to back up?

  93. The DoI strikes me not as a charter, but simply that, a declaration. And it formed no government. It merely stated that the existing governments of the 13 colonies were soveriegn and seperate from the crown.

  94. Black’s, 4th ed., p. 298.

    Conventionally, a charter emanates from a sovereign and conveys a grant of authority, normally subject to prescribed rules and limitations. E.g., corporate charters granted by the states today.

    The DoI does not do anything like that. It is a polemic explaining why 13 separate colonies believe the tyrannies of the British sovereign have entitled them to secede. It did not establish any type of new federal authority or government. It’s just a joint statement by 13 colonies.

  95. more shoes

    Those must be Sean’s.

  96. Carin,

    The issue with online backups is restore speed. How fast of an internet connection do you have? Have fast can you actually retrieve data from the site? How much money do you lose per minute/hour/day that your computer is down? These are the basic questions you need to consider.

    The solution I would recommend is to buy a very large external drive (500GB or more – they aren’t expensive) and use a tool like Ghost to make an image of your existing hard drive(s) onto this backup. Do it on a regular basis (weekly is probably good enough – especially if you run your books once a week). This imaging process takes only a short time – 20 minutes or less – and can be restored in approx. the same amount of time. This has the following benefits: 1) Not expensive/you control the costs, 2) relatively quick, 3) your data is never out of your hands.
    The external drive can be taken with you, away from the business site, to prevent major damage from floods/fire.

  97. I’m with xbrad. It’s more of a list of reasons put forth by our founders as to why they were declaring independence. A charter is more of a list of rules to live by. The Declaration is a list of crap people shouldn’t have to put up with.

  98. Ok,

    I can see the points I might need to address.

    Thanks everyone.

  99. I used to use Ghost with good results. It saved my ass many a time. I was able to easily get all my stuff on a 250GB external HDD, so I had two – one for current backup, one at home, that I would rotate every other day.

  100. >>>I can see the points I might need to address.

    Sounds like another lengthy screed from BiW is in the hopper.

    To be titled:

    The Declaration of Independence” America’s Forgotten Charter!
    (except it’s only kinda sorta like a charter, if you ignore the fact that it’s actually nothing like a charter at all)

  101. The Declaration of Independence” America’s Forgotten Charter!
    (except it’s only kinda sorta like a charter, if you ignore the fact that it’s actually nothing like a charter at all)

    Shoot me an email, and I’ll let you “peer review” it, Bats. I would actually welcome the input of another lawyer, even if you cannot avoid the taint of Pure Luthern Doctrine™.

  102. Send it to michael475369-comments@yahoo.com

  103. We don’t have a lot of data to back up. Basically, we just need current invoices, who owes us money, yada yada yada.

    We’ve got a medium size customer base … it’s not a lot of info. Just terribly important.

  104. I would actually welcome the input of another lawyer.

    Two wrongs don’t make a right.

  105. use a tool like Ghost

    Do people still use Ghost?

    It was the only tool I used for backups and “ghosting” back in the day.

    Great for large roll outs.

  106. Mesa – What kind of wood are you using today?

  107. First PattyAnn is inquiring about mesa’s meat, and now Chief is inquiring about his wood.

  108. The only wood I could find down here — mesquite.

    With a little peach wood that I brought down with me.

    We just ate the little snack pieces that I cut off the spare ribs to get them St. Louis’d. Fucking excellent. I’ve heard that mesquite can be too strong for pork. Nuh uh.

  109. Snacky piece is shown here — http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=575072&id=1656579600

  110. I use mesquite for beef brisket, but I’ve never used it for pork ribs.

  111. I love it for brisket. This is a first. Just didn’t use a ton of it.

    Last night I was at the grocery store getting stuff and thought for sure there would be some texas style rubs I could use to supplement my stuff. I asked an employee where they kept the BBQ rubs, he said, “what’s that?”

    I had nothing to say to that.

    Texas, what?

  112. oh hello agile dog, how are you today? OH YEAH THE SAINTS FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  113. you can see part of the winter wonderland in the side of mesa’s pic from the dogs shredding their blanket. No, it is still NOT cleaned up.

  114. We don’t have a lot of data to back up. Basically, we just need current invoices, who owes us money, yada yada yada.

    Those are the same assumptions that cause people all sorts of headaches. If you do standard file backups, you (usually) don’t get the operating system, all your software (want to install QuickBooks all over again?), and all your registry settings (I’m sure you want to go through the process of re-installing the O/S and all the licensing crap all over again.) Disk images save you all that hassle. If you don’t have a large system disk, then you don’t need a really big backup device. But the price difference between say a 300GB external and a 600GB external is not that great. And then you could keep weekly, end-of-quarter, and end-of-year images.

    But, hey, what do I know? I worked on a PDP-10, and remember when a 10Hz 286 was a fast machine to run DOS and Windows 3.1 on. Hell, the first “computer” I used was a Sperry 1180 with a punch card reader

  115. oh hello agile dog, how are you today? OH YEAH THE SAINTS FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes, they did. And quite convincingly, too. Made the Patriots look like high school players. Haven’t seen them play that bad in years. Congratulations!

  116. Can you make bootable clones for Windows operating systems?

  117. Mesa – What kind of wood are you using today?

    Hopefully, his own! I would never use another man’s wood. 🙂

  118. Thanks

  119. A-D thinks BBQ is the crap they serve at Bob Evans.

  120. Can you make bootable clones for Windows operating systems?

    That was the main reason for using Ghost for me. As long as they were the same type (or close) machines.

    That and to roll out updates.

  121. A-D thinks BBQ is the crap they serve at Bob Evans.

    LOL! Do they serve food at Bob Evans? Wouldn’t know – never been.

    Just for the record, Chief: I spent three years in Austin. I KNOW what good BBQ and good music is.

  122. OIC, I only ever used it to back up files.

    Now I have a bootable clone for my Mac, as well as a Time machine volume on an HDD, plus online backup storage.

    I’ve gone back and retrieved lost files that are many months old.

    And if my internal HDD dies, I can be back up and running by simply rebooting.

    I don’t take chances with data anymore, especially photographs and graphic files.

  123. Can you make bootable clones for Windows operating systems?

    That was the main reason for using Ghost for me. As long as they were the same type (or close) machines.

    Yup, you just have to worry that the needed disk and network drivers are installed. We’d do the sysprep thing to a system, and then image it with ghost just before the first boot. Then we could use that image on lots of other machines. Was a real help in a lab with 50 PCs.

  124. A-D thinks BBQ is the crap they serve at Bob Evans.

    MCPO thinks rubber tires are a new invention.
    …. thinks electricity has greatly improved his life since he was a kid.
    …. misses his favorite president, Taft.
    …. wishes they’d bring back hitching posts at the saloons.

  125. I killed it. It’s dead, Jim.

  126. Dammit, Mesa! Now I’m hungry.

  127. Starting talking tech, and their eyes glaze over. Just like my wife. She starts making the grocery list in her head. Stuns people into a comma everytime. Sorta like how Congress passes bullshit laws – they start talking minutia, and people turn out.

  128. “tune” out. …and people tune out. If people turned out (and voiced their opinions), we wouldn’t have half these problems.

  129. Well, I’m done babbling. It’s drive time – later, retards.

  130. Sohos, you still around?

  131. Mesa logging on to this poat:

  132. Looks like my old keyboard, HS.

    I used to get bitched at all the time for smoking in the recruiting station.

  133. I used xcopy and remote hard drives to back up the files that had changed on the server. Kept 1 month of daily backups on line and burned dvd’s every month. One was kept off site.

    I made the company money, on a state project they wanted us to go back to a point 2 years in the past. We acted like it was a huge deal and got a extra $10k.

    I walked over to the file room found the monthly dvd from 2 years ago. Done. send them the invoice.

  134. as well as a Time machine

    Cool. Can I borrow that? I want to see some dinosaurs.

  135. Cool. Can I borrow that? I want to see some dinosaurs.

    Revisiting your childhood?

  136. “Those must be Sean’s.”

    hahahahahahahahaha…..what a bozo.

  137. You may not visit the dinosaurs. They are far too dangerous. Or you might scare them and make them go extinct.

    No, you may only use the Time Machine to see if you can go back and rescue MaryJo Kopechne.

  138. OK, hotspur, why’d you kill it?

  139. zomg I had a bite of the snacky piece that Mesa brought in…it’s DELICIOUS!!!!!

  140. Sohita, are you watching season 7 of OTH?

  141. I havent yet has it started?

  142. OK, hotspur, why’d you kill it?

    I din’t realize saying no to Michael carried such heavy consequences.

  143. We’re 8 or 9 episodes in, but I gave up about half way through ep2. Now it’s just a soap opera. I can’t get excited about a story about how hard it is for the owner of a fashion label to get along with a movie producer.

  144. Hotspur, just go ahead and punch yourself in the face until Rosie gets tired.

  145. yeah I havent even seen one yet.

  146. I just downloaded season one. As soon as I finish watching Buffy and Veronica Mars, I’ll go through the first 6 seasons again.

    Unless someone can recommend a better series to watch?

  147. I know I’m late to the party, but the shoes recommended for me appear to be flats. If it ain’t at least 4 inches, my feet aren’t going in’em. (Oh, yeah, and hello everyone!)

  148. Did you ever catch the wire Xbrad?

  149. Never saw it, Forrester. I’ll download the pilot.

    While I’m busy scouring the web for pics of Sky in 4+ inch heels.

  150. If you find anything on the web, let me know. I’m afraid of what kind of pictures of me are out there if they aren’t all ready on my blog …

  151. Well, the quality of the blog certainly seems to be on the upswing since I joined.

  152. No, not really, HS.

    Really, of the two new people wearing skirts that joined our little family, I prefer Sky to you.

  153. Check it out, I liked it. A lot of plots and subplots politics corruption intrigue violence.

  154. Dick, huh?

    Is that your diet?

  155. You don’t know what I was wearing under that skirt. YOU DON’T KNOW, MAN!

  156. Damn. I took a 3 and 1/2 hour nap this afternoon and I still just want to go to bed. MAAARRRREE! What have you done to me?!

  157. You don’t know what I was wearing under that skirt. YOU DON’T KNOW, MAN!

    No. But I have a pretty good idea:

    http://tinyurl.com/ykt9fzx

  158. “No. But I have a pretty good idea:

    http://tinyurl.com/ykt9fzx

    I’m disappointed. Those weren’t nearly as terrible as I was expecting.

  159. Sky, Hotspur wasn’t really worth much effort, now was he?

  160. I’m home!

  161. H2, the Magazine:

    http://tinyurl.com/yj65uyu

  162. “Sky, Hotspur wasn’t really worth much effort, now was he?”

    I still expect more from you, xbrad. Maybe this?

  163. How was your trip to Glamor Shots, Sky?

    http://tinyurl.com/ydg7nvy

  164. “How was your trip to Glamor Shots, Sky?

    http://tinyurl.com/ydg7nvy

    While trying to find an appropriately appalling comeback, I stumbled across these shoes. Want nao.

  165. What does Sky put behind her ears to attract men?

    Her ankles.

  166. Add some under age asian chicks to this one and I’d swear it was Sean — http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Bizarre/20-Glamour-Photos-Gone-Wrong/glam-shot-angel-2-8148.html#joomimg

  167. “What does Sky put behind her ears to attract men?

    Her ankles.”

    Well, we know no one wants my sammiches.

  168. Mesa, I’m a little surprised you didn’t link the pic of Sox and me.

  169. If it ain’t at least 4 inches, my feet aren’t going in’em.

    memories….

  170. LHF, xbrad.

    Do. Not. Touch.

  171. How’s the leg, Sohohnos?

  172. getting better everyday. I did a LOT today in rehab which was great

  173. True, Mesa.

    But if it weren’t for LHF, I’d starve, from commenting perspective. Not all of us are elders of the internets and masters of the grill.

  174. Sohita, when are they gonna let you start wearing High Heeled Stompy Shoes/Boots?

    And how will you get your collection back from Mesa?

  175. Probably not for 6 months or so…and mesa can have those they are so LAST season

  176. “Probably not for 6 months or so”

    Six months without stompy shoes? My heart weeps for you. Seriously. I’d have to buy all new shoes …

  177. Hello, everybody!

  178. Evening folkses

  179. You know, it’s odd. When I put up a link to Lex that made fun of LCDRs, MCPO mentioned how funny it was.

    When I (and later, Forrester) put up a link with a joke about Master Chiefs, MCPO went radio silent.

    Hmmmm.

  180. Fuck you, Dave.

    BTW, I linked to the crap tree. Still waiting on a check from you.

  181. When I (and later, Forrester) put up a link with a joke about Master Chiefs, MCPO went radio silent.

    That’s ’cause neither of you douche guzzlers know the secret handshake!

  182. yeah Sky I am used to wearing only 3 and 4 inch heels and to have to go to ONLY flats has been absolute HELL

  183. That’s ’cause neither of you douche guzzlers know the secret handshake!

    Oh, I know the handshake. I’m just afraid to shake hands with you. I don’t think you’ve washed them since the last time you… uh….

  184. >> BTW, I linked to the crap tree. Still waiting on a check from you.

    Hah. Keep fuckin that chicken.

  185. “yeah Sky I am used to wearing only 3 and 4 inch heels and to have to go to ONLY flats has been absolute HELL”

    With the exception of my knee-high Converses (Conversi?), I only own one pair of flats and I think I’ve only worn them once in the last year. Seriously, all my sympathies to you.

  186. Tis reminds me. . . anyone seen PJM lately??

    http://tinyurl.com/ye2re8q

  187. Are the ornaments on the crap tree yet?

  188. What the hell are you people doing trying to recruit Mrs. Andy to H2 with a shoe poat?

  189. thank you I hate b/c it makes me so damn short. I am used being nearly 6 ft and it sucks being flat

  190. OMG, I see a ginger in the crowd of cadets.

    yummy. A redhead in uniform. What more could a gal want?

  191. Heels are awesome. Damn. Now I want to go shoe shopping again.

  192. The lOser is on, I think I will change the channel.

  193. OH MY GOODNESS, he’s actually on time.

  194. I can’t watch. Normally at a surrender, there’s representatives from both sides of a conflict.

  195. Shit. I had totally forgotten. Thanks for reminding me, forrester.

  196. Brad, yeah, I added updated pics to the post over there last night.

    It all decorated

  197. Where the fuck is everyone?

    Husband won’t let me watch the Loser on tv until he gets home from work.

  198. First let me state for the record that I’m straight. For the most part.

    Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I’ll admit that I was surfing channels while ago and came across this Steven Colbert fellow on the Comedy Channel. Ordinarily I’d keep on surfing but for some reason I stopped and watched for a minute. He is ridiculing the shit out of a Yale professor who is busily providing alibis for the CRU scientists at East Anglia. The truth about the fraud that is AGW may reach the ignorant masses yet.

  199. Carin – I’m watching Blackhawks hockey

  200. You can turn on the History Channel and find out how the Great Lakes were formed.

  201. Loser as in Biggest Loser?

  202. Oh wait. They’ve switched to the Grand Canyon. My bad.

  203. Hot nurse report!
    Nurse #3 today was from Warsaw, and while not speechlessly gorgeous like nurse #1 Nor stunningly gorgeous like nurse #2, she was solidly beautiful
    She learned english in spain, and had a unique accent.

  204. … can’t watch it. Ember Jr. is insisting on watching the Backyardigans.

  205. Loser in chief.

  206. No Tattoo the lOser in chief. The big O.

  207. Ahhh, yeah, there’s no way in hell I’m gonna watch that. Especially since I don’t have a TV 😉

  208. Cool PG!

  209. Forrester I hope that’s not the only big O in your life.

  210. Cool PG!

    What? That PG is only mostly straight? Is there something you wanna tell us, Forrester?

  211. “Forrester I hope that’s not the only big O in your life.”

    Talk about faking it.

  212. Bite me!
    I was talking to PG about Steven Colbert dissing the warmers.
    Now STFU

  213. Talk about faking it.
    The fake president that is faking showing up for work every day, faking having a health care plan, faking the Afghanistan war plan.

    Yup sky has that right!

  214. … did you know you could watch this shit on Facebook? I only learned because some liberal fucktard in my friends has been updating his status every 10 seconds with nonsense about how war is bad. Oh, well, at least the libs are pissed at Big O.

  215. … did you know you could watch this shit on Facebook?

    No. And I’m still not watching it.

  216. Set their asses straight, Forrester. This poat has no room for mis-information, distortions, or malicious rumormongering.

  217. Quit sucking dicks, PG.

  218. Life is to short for liberal fuctards to be on your friends list. Even in Facechimp. IMHO

  219. heh
    Seen at Theos
    http://www.theospark.net/2009/12/blog-post_240.html

  220. “Life is to short for liberal fuctards to be on your friends list. Even in Facechimp. IMHO”

    He is no longer on my friends list. I just removed him after his 15th status update about this shit. Fuuuuck. One of those, “Hey, honey, do I know this guy?” “Uh, yeah, totally!” “Okay.” Click accept – regret instantly.

  221. Uhhhhhh……..OK.

  222. He doesn’t look comfortable.

  223. OK, I got my victim recipient for Secret Santa.

    You losers check your email and see who you got.

  224. He is no longer on my friends list.

    Good move.

  225. heheh
    I have a victim too.
    She will be very uncomfortable.

    Old but too good to let go
    http://www.theospark.net/2009/12/ht-martin.html

  226. “I have a victim too.
    She will be very uncomfortable.”

    I am suddenly grateful that I am not participating in Secret Santa …

  227. LOL! He is putting them to sleep!

  228. Brad, I’m thinking moving 2+ Divisions into inland and mountainous regions without ports and decent roads is going to take just a bit longer than the first few months of 2010.

    Your thoughts?

  229. heheh Sky

    Crap!
    280 bhp? in a bike? WOW!
    http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/New-bikes/2009/November/nov2709-asphaltfighters-stormbringer/

    I may buy a Kawasaki (I have had a few)

  230. No problem, Dave. They’ll be delivered by unicorn.

  231. Are you discounting the power of the unicorn?

    MOM!!!! DAVE DOESN”T BELIEVE IN UNICORNS!!!!!

  232. Damn. Andy has some fast fingers.

  233. Hahahaha

    MOM!!! PG’S READING MY MIND AGAIN!!!

  234. I bet if they use a ZX10R to transport them inland, they might be able to make it in 10 seconds or so.

  235. Only if that ZX10R is shitting skittles and has John Holmes’ manhood mounted on its forehead.

  236. 186mph is reached in 13.9 seconds
    Sweet

    Ok Dave a min?

  237. Dinner time. BBL.

  238. I got my victim as well. Oh man, it’s gonna be awesome. I am already plotting.

  239. Brad, I’m thinking moving 2+ Divisions into inland and mountainous regions without ports and decent roads is going to take just a bit longer than the first few months of 2010.

    Your thoughts?

    Dave, the Army has a plan to move them (and more, don’t forget that McChrystal offered options of 80k, 40k, and 20k to Obama). It won’t be easy but it will be doable. The problem is that Obama is gonna “push” the deployment and get them in theatre faster than the original plan.

    That will pose logistical problems, I’m sure, but the real assfuck will come in training. Brigades that see their deployment date moved up will have less time to integrate new troops, develop their training plans, implement individual, squad, platoon and company training, less time for cultural and language training, less time for Bn and Bde leadership to do leaders recons on the ground in A-stan and develop their campaign plan.

    It’s impossible to quantify, but some troops will die because of these training deficiencies.

  240. Hi Mrs Peel!

  241. Got home, checked the email, got my secret santa victim. Things are looking up.

  242. My very first street scooter
    http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/kawasaki/kawasaki_gpz750_turbo%2083.htm

  243. Let’s let the O justify this timeline by claiming that you go to war with the army you have rather than the army you wish you had and then watch the press tear him a new asshole like they did Rummy.

    What…..???

  244. Is it too early to go to bed?

  245. Is it too early to go to bed?

    That depends. Who are you going to bed with?

  246. but some troops will die because of these training deficiencies.
    Commander in Chief.
    FTFY

  247. Is MCPO here? I wish to lodge a complaint about the shitty weather in PA.

  248. Is it too early to go to bed?

    Let me brush my teeth right quick.

  249. Shitty weather? Throw some money at it. That ought to fix it.

  250. My last scooter…..I miss it.

  251. but some troops will die because of these training deficiencies.
    Commander in Chief.
    FTFY

    True enough, but it is hardly a symptom of Bambi alone. Every CinC has done something along these lines .

    I’m as big a fan of Reagan as you’ll find, but he screwed the pooch a few times himself. The disastrous Bekka Valley strike is a good example. They announced the strike on TV.

    Before the strike.

  252. Who are you going to bed with?

    A hunky bazillionaire.

    Duh.

  253. ZOMG! It took a guy from Chicago to make me the best BBQ EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously that was so incredible. I may asleep real soon

  254. Best header pic ever — coming right up.

    Thanks to Count.

  255. Nice scooter Scott!
    I like beemers. I have been looking at this and this
    for my next scooter.

  256. 5:12PM “As commander-in-chief…” he’s decided to send an additional 30,000 troops for 30 months.

    That’s not a strategic decision. That’s a new-car warranty.

    Stephen Green-Drunkblogging

    http://tinyurl.com/y9gcpxt

  257. We are supposed to get weather tomorrow
    Damn I had outside stuff planned.

  258. Is that your header pic Mesa? Cadets?

  259. Ok I am owning the sidebar
    Time to call it a night

  260. C’mon forrester — look close.

  261. Hahahaha, is that the reality TV couple?

  262. ’tis indeed.

  263. yup I sees it MiT

  264. did I mention that Mesa’s bbq was incredible????

  265. Forrester, I will never forget the day I bought that. I had no intentions of buying anything. My goal that day was to test drive a BMW and then go to a Honda dealership and test drive a Gold Wing. The BMW happened to be first, and when I got back to the dealer my words were “this is mine and you are not getting it back”.
    I never found that bikes limit. I pushed myself to find it but failed.

  266. How’s the hubby holding up, Romy?

  267. Scott
    bikes are so much better than me.
    I have a cloverleaf that I get off of the interstate on. The speed limit is 25. I quit trying to make it at 70 mph. And I never scraped anything. If I had bigger balls I would scrape something.

  268. XBrad, a little better. He said as hard as the last week was, it wasn’t as hard as watching his sister suffer.

  269. I fell in love with the Valkyrie. but I could not afford it. It was more than I paid for my truck!

  270. mesa, bbq looks great. I’ll take 4 please. racks.

    Dave, you still here? What’s on top of your crap tree?

  271. Derp.

  272. I started reading TBOM’s book today. I’m a third of the way through it, and it’s good. Got the hair standing up on the back of my neck.

  273. did I mention that Mesa’s bbq was incredible????

    Recipe, or it never happened.

  274. This place has the costumes and the shoes

    http://www.fantasiawear.com/costumes-christmas.htm

  275. Recipe, or it never happened.

    It’s BARBECUE!

  276. **thinks about reading TBoM’s book**

    **sobers up a bit**

    ** goes back to picking boogers**

  277. PattyAnn?

    http://tinyurl.com/y96po3o

  278. XBrad, you gotta read my book before TBOM’s.

  279. It’s BARBECUE!

    Shhh! Everybody. I think he’s trying to communicate.

    CAN…YOU…TELL….MEEE

    WHAAAT….YOU…PUT…ON….

    THE….BARRR…BEEEE…QUUUUUE

    *sets up recording equipment and watches subject intently*

  280. Romy, a family member is reading BB’s. I’ll bet it back around Xmas.

  281. lauraw — https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/dsc00307.jpg

    I can smell that from here.
    No fair.

  282. Don’t concern yourself with the sales price. BMW had really nice finance options. Basically I financed half of the $17000 purchase over 3 years and then had the option of giving the bike back, paying the balance, or refinancing the remainder of the loan. When my 3 years was up I sold it and got $12000 for it. I will do it again some day.

  283. PA, I haven’t decided what to put on top yet.

    Just. Don’t. Know.

  284. Looks great Mesa

  285. Cool, as long as it’s not sitting around gathering dust.

  286. Well, if you had saved the lobster carapace you could have glitttered that up and shoved it on top of the tree.

    Lobsters aren’t just good for skeet, you know.

  287. posted at AoS.

    that’s fuckin hilarious

  288. At least DinT appreciated the header pic.

    Lamo’s.

  289. I did save that. You tol me to.

  290. “This place has the costumes and the shoes

    http://www.fantasiawear.com/costumes-christmas.htm

    Shit. It’s the holidays, I can’t afford to blow a bunch of money on this crap now. But I want to.

  291. Just looked at my victim Secret Santa. Ho Ho Ho!

  292. Roamy’s book:

    http://tinyurl.com/ygctyan

  293. Cool, as long as it’s not sitting around gathering dust.

    As soon as Dolly finishes, I’ll read it.

  294. Dammit, I didn’t want xbrad for secret Santa.

  295. Here’s the thing that pisses me off about Chris Matthews calling the Corp of Cadets “the enemy camp”

    The military is a hell of a lot more liberal than anyone gives it credit for. Think about it. Young, idealistic, activist folks that want to make a difference in the world. That’s a liberal’s demographic wet dream.

    There’s a majority of conservatives in the military, but it isn’t monolithic. There’s plenty of libs in there. So why piss them off unecassarlily?

  296. I just went down to the rented storage shed and got out the Christmas tree, all the yard decorations, and all the lights and balls and all that shit. I’m pretty sure that qualifies me for husband of the year in Texas. Maybe even in some of the lesser states that I’ve visited a time or two.

  297. Chris Matthews did what?

  298. So why piss them off unecassarlily?

    Because Chrissy Matthews is an ignorant taint-licking twatwaffle.

  299. Chris Matthews was just being his idiotic self. Nothing new to see here.

  300. . . . and what Sky said too.

  301. Because Chrissy Matthews is an ignorant taint-licking twatwaffle.

    sure, but I also honestly think he believes it IS the enemy camp.

  302. All this motorbike shit made me want to post the picture of my tricked-out Ducati 748, but when I went to my (years-old) web page, what I found was this. It sucks getting old and forgetting things.
    http://www.eskimo.com/~cplasch/

    Cheers to my invisible internet acquaintances. May you all have a great evening. I’ll look for bike pictures when I’m sober and awake.

    Sohos, be very strict with your physical therapy. We slacked off when my wife had her first hip replacement, as she was on a serious contract from the Fred Hutch, and it cost her dearly. I beat her like a drum on the second hip. It paid off. The second hip is much stronger than the first, because we did all the PT. She’ll never ski again, or skydive, but she can walk without pain.
    Take care of yourself first.

    Cheers!

    Chris

  303. I commented at the thread on Ace’s what a gift it is when Lefties speak their minds.

    Every cadet, and every cadet’s family, and everybody who has ever been associated with West Point who sees that video is going to think, “Enemy? WTF?? Fuck YOU!”

    More, and faster, please. These people are their own worst enemies when they start telling the truth of how they really feel.

  304. Because he was offended that they didn’t show the proper degree of adoration/respect that he believes Obama commands, and could not help but see (he referenced Wolfowitz but that wasn’t what he was thinking) past examples where the military showed genuine enthusiam for President Bush.

    Yes, he’s that shallow. He was actually moved to loathe them, on screen.

  305. Laura, you shore do got a purty mouth.

  306. “saved the lobster carapace you could have glitttered that up and shoved it on top of the tree”

    I was betting good money that’s what you put on top.

  307. xbrad, did you check out that Fantasia place? Woo-hoo.
    Glad you liked it, sky.

  308. “Glad you liked it, sky.”

    Seriously. Totally turning into a patron of that fine establishment.

  309. PA, did you see where I linked your picture from the fantasia place?

  310. I saw it, xbrad, but didn’t think it was from Fantasia. I didn’t see it there, and I tried to look at all of it.

  311. I’m out early tonight – Mr. Ember has a paper to write, which means he’ll be monopolizing the computer. See ya’ll tomorrow!

  312. Even the Kerry Marie plus-size latex page.

  313. It was down toward the bottom of the page you linked.

    Lemme go back and look at the latex.

  314. Evening all

    Perusing the Fantasia pages…how can you have fishnet stockings WITHOUT a back seam? Really!??

  315. did I mention that Mesa’s bbq was incredible????

    Why yes. Yes you did.

    When you are done with him, send him to my house. We will adopt him.

  316. Nice touch at that site…
    “This week we are honored to offer FREE US Piority Mail shipping on all orders shipped to Military Personel and APO addresses”

  317. Sox?

    HO!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/ydeuptc

  318. Hahaha, Cyn, I didn’t see that!

  319. Ha–there’s a model there that looks a bit like Sela Ward.

  320. Fucking COMCAST faggots!?!?!? Slower than the molasses in January and too slow for Netflix or any Xbox 360 games. Fucking money grubbing, non-service providing, weak-ass excuse making shitweasels!!

  321. MCPO, it’s all that snow that causing the problems. Move south.

  322. Who needs a Jameson?!?!?

    I was beginning to think I was here all by myself. Hi Chief

  323. Oooo! I got my secret email for my secret santa!!

  324. Good call Roamy: I’m shoveling warm sunny weather out west here.

  325. Romy – Glad you made it home?

    Cyn – 3 fingers and 2 ice cubes please!

  326. Did someone mention Sela Ward?

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/load-heat-22/

  327. Secret Santa gift is on it’s way.

    MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I hope it will get here from Thailand in time.

  328. Damn.

    Now I want one.

  329. I’ll take a wee dram of the Jameson, if you please. Just hand it out the window.

  330. Sounds like Jameson’s rocks all around–coming up. Brad, I gots to put yours in the plastic cup with the lid and straw since you broke my glass last time.

  331. Chief, I was ready to kiss the ground. The kids were at each other’s throats the last two days, and it was very hard dealing with my MIL and FIL.

  332. **taps on window**

    Here, Cyn, just put it in my sippy cup.

  333. Candy is dandy . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h986aTCAo4w

  334. Roamy, can I fix yours six fingers with four ice cubes? You deserve it.

  335. Romy – I’m glad you made it without killing anyone!

  336. Got it brad; gimme a second. Jebus! Don’t you ever wash this sippy cup? I’ll wash it; brb.

  337. Candy is dandy . . .

    Liquor is quicker.

  338. You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica. . .

  339. Chief, my BIL’s mother helped a great deal. I’m going to adopt her, she’s an angel.

  340. I couldn’t get it clean brad (what WAS that black shit at the bottom??!), so I found one my son used seven years ago. I’ve also discovered another cabinet that needs to be gone through and cleaned. Dammit.

  341. Cyn, I clean my coffee cup annually, if it needs it or not.

  342. Romy – Do it! She will probably love you forever!

  343. I think Sela is probably one of the most beautiful, real, women ever. She has that lovely grace look about her. I actually have that pic of her in the white bed sheets saved to show my hairdresser; I really like the cut and color of her hair in that shot.

  344. Secret Santa gift is on it’s way.

    MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I hope it will get here from Thailand in time.

    Wacky Lemon Hello?

  345. Cyn, it’s funny, but when I put pics of young women up, I get no hits. for a long time, I was getting a thousand hits a day for Sela. All time best hit getter? Diane Lane. In one day I got 7k hits for her.

    (that doesn’t coun’t the day I got 13k hits for Olivia Wilde. That was the day maxim called her the sexiest woman alive, which is bullshit)

  346. I actually have that pic of her in the white bed sheets saved to show my hairdresser; I really like the cut and color of her hair in that shot.

    S-U-U-U-R-E!

  347. S-U-U-U-R-E!

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    Dear Playgirl,
    It was a dark stormy night on a winding road when I came across a car on the side of the road with a flat. A cold shivering women was standing there and I offered her a ride. Lo and behold it was Sela. She knew that hypothermia was setting in and asked if I would mind if she took off her clothes. I knew that was the right thing to do, so I said okay. But then I had to think of a way to help warm her up, so I began peeling off my clothing…

  348. I can hear the thuds all over Hostageland.

  349. Bu-bu-bu-bu

  350. Look, Cyn, if TBoM can write a book by starting telling tales at H2, so can you.

  351. You just want the pr0n writing!

  352. Yeah, and…?

  353. Yeah, and…?
    HA! You’re sipping on your sippy cup too quickly!

    I am calling it a night, FIBFFs; it was a long day today with another yet tomorrow.

    Sweet Dreams All!

  354. Thanks for the compliment too brad. I left a blanket and a box of cracker jacks. Stay warm in my bushes!

  355. **wraps blanket around shoulders**

    **opens Cracker Jacks**

    What? Crappy fake tattoos? Whatever happened to a decent prize?

  356. Romy, now that Cyn has laid claim to Sela Ward, you wanna put your bid in?

  357. Did I tell you guys that my Dad taught at the USMA?

  358. Bid in for what? Looking like a model or writing pron?

  359. I dated a West Point cadet.

  360. Which MILF celebrity you wanna pick up from the side of the road.

  361. MCPO, what did he teach? He was a cannon-cocker, right?

  362. I dunno, after reading Tbom’s book so far, I don’t want to pick up anybody from the side of the road. Except maybe Mike Rowe.

  363. Mike Rowe is a MILF?

  364. The M stands for man, right? 😉

  365. M = man

    My mom has a huge crush on Mike Rowe. Of course, she denies it.

  366. Judging from your PoL picture, I’m old enough to be your mother.

  367. Brad – Mathematics -trigonometry.

  368. Big surprise that a gunbunny is teaching the math/trig. It’s right up their alley (tho there are a lot of lower enlisted gunbunnies that got a 32 on the ASVAB.

  369. I think that the West Point area is one of the most beautiful places east of the Mississippi.

  370. I haven’t been through there since I was at Newport in ’84.

  371. All right, I really need to get some sleep. I’ll be back to harass y’all tomorrow.

  372. Why did they bring back Scrubs in such a contrived fashion? I mean, really, all these people who used to work at a hospital together are all teaching at the same Med School now?

  373. I gave up on Scrubs a couple years ago.

  374. The show was supposedly done, and then, all of a sudden, it’s back, and it’s incredibly hokey.

  375. hi Sean

  376. Fucking COMCAST faggots!?!?!?

    Serves you right for doing business with a cable TV company, a/k/a, the spawn of Satan.

  377. Did an expensive vacuum cleaner just say hello to me?

    I thought I stopped doing drugs after college.

  378. heheheheheh
    no vacuum cleaners.

  379. Sean, wait until your cat starts commenting.

  380. I don’t have a cat.

    Do I?

  381. Calling it a night
    too much to drink

  382. Goodnight, drunk vacuum.

  383. I don’t have a cat.

    Do I?

    That’s the part that would freak you right out.

  384. Ringworld Engineers teh suck

  385. Riely says hi?

  386. That’s the part that would freak you right out.

    Especially since I’m allergic. You’d think I’d notice the sneezing and watery eyes.

  387. Zeke, Sox, riely, Gman, Max, What is Carin’s puppy’s name?
    yes too many shots o vodka

  388. Personally, I think Sean should dogblog more.

  389. And include pictures!

  390. don’t you agree?

    http://tinyurl.com/y97feht

  391. puppies s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  392. Atlantic time iseh suck

  393. I don’t have a decent digital camera of my own, otherwise, I’d post more Riley pics. The ones I’ve put up are almost all from when he was a puppeh four years ago.

  394. it is rainy tomorrow
    But I will try

  395. You don’t have a decent digital camera?

    WTF?

    Spend the $100 and buy one.

  396. Like I have $100 to spend on something other than booze and smokes.

    It’s on my Chrimmas list.

  397. The camera in your cell phone has more than enough resolution for a web page. Just snap a pic, email it to yourself, and upload it to H2.

  398. Speaking of dogs, here’s a happy ending to a fucked-up story…

    http://tinyurl.com/ylg6259

  399. Michael, you pimpin’ your company’s products again?

  400. There’s no camera in my cell phone. My phone makes and receives calls, and that’s about it. I can probably use it to send text messages, but I’ve never bothered to figure out how.

  401. I actually found a $10 camera at Rite-Aid. It worked. It had its own software, and it wasn’t very good, but good enough for doggy pics.

  402. Gee, channel 9 here just had a report on military families (actually “Military Families Speak Out”) reacting to Obama’s speech. One guy called the decision to send more troops a “death sentence” for hundreds or thousands of our troops.

    Any alternative viewpoints? Nope.

  403. KCAL 9?

    And was the guy they asked a service member, or was he the concerned parent of a troop?

    Will hundreds or thousands of troops die? Probably.

    Here’s the thing. I’m willing to expend several thousand lives of US servicemembers to achieve victory. And I’d sure as shit rather expend the lives of say, 5000 troops over 5 years than say, lose 3000 in a beautiful September morning.

  404. The guy was supposedly an Iraq vet. Didn’t catch his name. He looked like the “joined the military so I could later protest against it” type that we’ve seen for the last few years, though I’m not anything close to an expert.

  405. Woke up and can’t go back to sleep it seems. Reading the ONT and somebody linked to this:

    “Dick Cheney: Outside the Tent and Pissing In”
    Ten Ways Dick Cheney can kill you!
    http://tinyurl.com/yfhk3zz

    Great images, HA! The commentary works too.

  406. Zelda and Oscar.

    I’d post more pictures, but for some reason I have trouble uploading them. I can email ’em. Just not upload.

    It’s weird. I suppose if I spent a few hours I could figure out what’s wrong. I’ve spent 20 minutes a couple of times, then grew bored.

  407. I could use those shoes (up there) right now. My piggies are cold.

  408. This poat is stinky and smelly

  409. I’m sorry. That may be my feet.

  410. here you go Sean
    http://www.dpreview.com/learn/?/Guides/hd_beginners_guide_01.htm
    guide to video and still cameras

  411. heh
    prolly not car in.

  412. Good morning, sons.

    This poat could use a can of Lysol and a case of dynamite.

  413. L to R: Me, this poat.

    http://tinyurl.com/y96f5ox

  414. Lie to me you lousy mufakas

  415. You were loved as a child and that whole adopted thing is just a nasty rumor.

  416. HA!

  417. Four inches is more than enough to completely satisfy a woman and you should not be ashamed.

  418. All of the people who report to you admire your leadership skills and your wonderful sense of humor. They NEVER secretly loathe you or laugh at you behind your back.

  419. Four?

    What are you some kinda circus freak?

  420. Cigarettes are nutritious!

  421. Dave, there is a way to get rid of moobs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HxrSyosfg

  422. Blowing those guys in college does not make you gay. It was only an experimental phase.

  423. Your wife wants a 23 year old pool boy because she loves you and wants you to be able to spend your time golfing instead of hanging around the house cleaning the pool.

  424. Holy fuck, is this pathetic excuse for a thread still running? It smells like rancid beef and Old Spice.

    New poat.

  425. […] Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2009 8:42 pm […]


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