“Now that we’ve been rescued from Rosetta Amin’s basement, whaddya say we go get a shitload of drinks at the airport lounge to celebrate?”
“Okay, but let’s hit the Duty Free Shop first. Those big-ass Toblerones are cheaper there than they are at Costco. “
“You’re an asshole.”
“Right back atcha.”
“You know, I’ve never really been a fan of Total.”
“I’ve never felt closer to anyone.”
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
This poat is the worst thing since Atilla the Hun.
(And he was pretty bad.)
This poat is the 4,547th best poat evah!
Poor little lonely poat.
I see I missed the fun last night.
Oh, but I had so much more fun that all of you. I got to drive four hours in a car to spend the day with my mil.
Oh, was that fun.
There was not much to do, so I ate.
so pleased with myself today.
you can email me pics car in,
I will tell you how hot you are.
Just ask xBrad to forward that pic of my ass.
Fine Bunch of Friends I got here. You coulda told me the alarm clock wasn’t set.
Bastiages…
*** Puts Coffee on Counter ***
Off to
Port Fourchoncatch a mouse….http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/6683770/GPs-should-offer-climate-change-advice-to-patients.html
This is so inherently retarded, I have no idea what more to add.
This is so inherently retarded, I have no idea what more to add.
How about ‘STFU, you hosefucking howler monkeys.’
You can add that to anything, even a nice Chablis.
^true.
Oh, and
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231962/Elf–safety-strikes-bowling-alley–250-000-study-tell-tenpin-bowls-dangerous.html
Speaking of hosefuckers, where’s Rosetta?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/6683770/GPs-should-offer-climate-change-advice-to-patients.html
This is so inherently retarded, I have no idea what more to add.
How the fuck did the semi-recent ancestors of people this silly ever rule the earth.
I guess question marks are not a part of my tool kit today.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html
Hotspur:
I think we found Rosie
Yep, that sounds like they caught him – again.
He also made the news here:
http://tinyurl.com/yafjwa5
or this
Here PG ???????????
Have some of mine?
I have extra?
I wasn’t around for the poat last night, but that photo of Car in in her snuggie thing is hot!
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/10/frank%20the%20shitter.jpg
or this
“This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced.”
WTF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EivR78mrRFE
Morning, tards.
Been off the inner-tubes for the past week (it was heavenly). Anything important happen?
Car in in a snuggie? I don’t believe it. Did you see that they have them for pets now?
And PG, here are a few more – we had leftovers at Thanksgiving??????????
Last night on Jeopardy:
http://tinyurl.com/y9aajkn
Anf Chief – nice avatard. Didn’t know they had color film when you were that young.
Google “worst failure ever” and take a look at the top result.
\o/
AD – That ain’t me. As you know, the world wasn’t in color until 1968.
Hotspur, if I had a snuggie like that you could be sure I’d wear it.
I’m always cold.
Last night in the comments I linked that video of Cindy Sheehan and the Code Pink sluts getting confronted by the old soldier. The video unfortunately has since been removed.
However I left a comment on the video last night that the soldier exhibited much more class than I would have as I would have beaten the crap out of the Code Pink America-hating bitch and happily served time for having done so.
This morning I had an email response from the person that posted the video. Here it is:
“Thanks for being so Amerikkkan, amigo!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WRITE SOME NEW MATERIAL, YOU HIPPIE!!!!
That was a good way to start my day.
I’m always cold.
And here I was thinking that you were a warm and caring person, despite what Bob says. 🙂
Actually, you and my wife (who is approx. the same age as you). We have a constant struggle when we take long drives together, getting the environment in the vehicle to the point where we’re both comfortable. At this point, I make sure I take off my coat before getting in, otherwise I’ll roast.
“Thanks for being so Amerikkkan, amigo!”
*sigh
See? See what the public school system has done to people’s spelling abilities? sheesh
Thanks for being so Amerikkkan, amigo!”
Cause obviously the only people capable of commiting violence are klansmen.
That’s why our prisons are full to the brim with crackas.
That was a good way to start my day.
I have to get out more – I have not run into any Code Pinkers in my daily travels. Pissing off one of them would definitely improve my day.
Google “worst failure ever” and take a look at the top result.
sean m
Here’s the solution agile dog: Always drive in such a direction that your wife is on the sunny side and you’re on the shady side of the car. Works for me.
The Hondurans just elected Pepe Lobo as their president. Pepe Lobo may be the coolest name for a president EVER. Congratulations Pepe and Honduras.
PoliticsCode Pink is showbiz for ugly people.— Stuff Jefferson Said, 3rd ed. revised
“Thanks for being so Amerikkkan, amigo!
De nada, dickface.
Code Pink is a commie front organization. I can assure you that had Cinders Shitcan pushed that megaphone in my face, she would have lost 4 of her remaining teeth. Fucking whore.
Code Pink is showbiz for ugly people.
**checks calendar for next Code Pink rally in a desperate effort to get laid**
pjm did you get my email?
Morning. Why does Sean hate us so much that he’s willing to inflict this poat upon us?
pjm did you get my email?
lemme check
Always drive in such a direction that your wife is on the sunny side and you’re on the shady side
But that would head us to Canada, or worse (shudder) Michigan! Can’t. Do. It.
I learned that Michigan is the only state which makes Canada south of us
I responded sohos darlin
Why does Sean hate us so much
What do you mean by “us”, cracker? It’s you he’d kick in the poon all day long.
http://polijamblog.polijam.com/?p=11617
Slow Joe Biden, best politician evah!
I didn’t say there wouldn’t be complications. I ended up in El Paso one time when I meant to go to San Antonio. But my wife was nice and comfy during the trip basking in the sunshine.
I learned that Michigan is the only state which makes Canada south of us
What is, “Facts Mesa tries to impress sohos with?”
Morning. Why does Sean hate us so much that he’s willing to inflict this poat upon us?
It’s not so much that he’s inflicting it on us, as it’s really the best he can do. It’s Sean.
Someone will make a real poat after we shovel this one up.
she would have lost 4 of her remaining teeth
Cheif, I think you are being generous – I think that skeezy whore lost all of them munching on the disease-infested vajayjay of Medea Benjamin years ago.
Sorry to the ladies here, that was rude, but I have no stomach for those twits.
I missed my exit last night in the pouring rain taking the grandkids home. I could see Cathy & Michael’s house from my window.
Wish I”d had a snuggie.
Sorry to the ladies here, that was rude, but I have no stomach for those
twitstwats.FTFY
Chief:
This is how I respond to the Pinkos
http://tinyurl.com/ykbs4cw
PattyAnn, you could have dropped in on M&C. And stolen Michael’s snuggie.
PartyAnn – My little avatard is blowing kisses at you!
Hahaha, brad. I don’t want a zebra-print snuggie. Or a hot pink one.
I learned that Michigan is the only state which makes Canada south of us
Sohos, I don’t know what the person was smoking who told you that, but it makes no sense.
I think you’d look pretty good in a hot pink snuggie, PA. But Michael would be pissed.
I missed my exit last night in the pouring rain taking the grandkids home. I could see Cathy & Michael’s house from my window.
Which house is theirs?
It does Hotspur something about Michigan being higher than a certain area of Canada.
Counts’ Mom got me a snuggie last week. It is animal print. I LOVE IT!
I could see Cathy & Michael’s house from my window.
Who is, Sarah Palin?
Counts’ Mom got me a snuggie last week. It is animal print. I LOVE IT!
How’s she doing sohos?
This one, PG
The house you posted is the one I was coming from
I learned that Michigan is the only state which makes Canada south of us
Sohos, I don’t know what the person was smoking who told you that, but it makes no sense.
if you stand in Grosse PoInt, Windsor is due South of you.
PJ, are you playing Jeopardy? Alone?
Sohos, but so are Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusets, Rhode Island, New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Wyoming, Idaho, Washington, and Oregon.
She is doing as well as can be expected going through the first holidays etc.
oh sorry I guess my little factoid was wrong
Oops, okay, I get it now.
PJ, are you playing Jeopardy? Alone?
What is, YES?
She is doing as well as can be expected going through the first holidays etc.
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. It’s got to be hard. Such a great man. So sad. 😦
I really just dont know enough about those yankee states I apologize
Thank you PJM
Hey, MCPO, Herself can make you a snuggie!
http://www.hancockfabrics.com/Navy-Eagle-Fleece-Panel-Front-Page_stcVVproductId50194210VVcatId537258VVviewprod.htm
we have the pattern patty ann
What is extraordinary nut snack.
Gahhhh!!! There are not enough question marks today. Who’s hoarding them.
Sohos, did you buy the pattern? I’m going to make the grandkids one for Christmas and I was looking for fleece and a pattern.
I got in trouble once for using to many one time so I try not to use them these days
Personally I think this blog should go punctuation free like when BiW posts
Sohos, Grosse Pointe is a suburb of Detroit. Windsor is Detroit’s sister city in Ontario.
So, you were correct.
Detroit is actually NORTH of Windsor, and thus to the north of Canada.
Grosse POinte illustrates it better, though.
No, sohos, your fact is right. There are portions of Michigan that are due north over Canada, as Car in so wisely pointed out to me.
**blows apologetic kiss*
Counts’ Mom bought the pattern and she made one and it was more expensive to make than to buy the knock off ones for 7.99. They are not trademark snuggies but same dang thing.
What is extraordinary nut snack.
HAHAHAHA!
I remember hearing that commercial for the first time and thinking WTF?!?!
you have a pattern for snuggies sohos? That would be fun.
i declare today no punctuation day
no caps either
okay so we ll just type like teenagers and college kids
why does Sohos need a snuggie? Isn’t that what two weiner dogs, Count and Mesa are for?
**blows apologetic kiss*
rubs it on hiney walks off whistling 😉
“more expensive to make than to buy”
until they make a princess or camo snuggie im shit out a luck
speaking of weiner dogs what did you guys do with wiserbud
I agree! and better b/c they are home made. I think she bought the pattern at Jo Annes
i declare today no punctuation day
no caps either
well thank gawd, my hands were getting tired
Does this mean some taint-licking pedantic butt wipe can’t fault me on my placement of commas
If so I’m all for it
shoot i used a comma
OMG! The wiener dogs are in soooooooo much trouble. They destroyed their blanket and my back yard looks like a winter wonderland with fluff shit EVERYWHERE! It is a damn mess and it rained this morning UGH! We have been trying to remember for days to get the rake from Counts’ Mom but we keep forgetting. My yard looks like hell.
thanks sohos ill try to find it
Counts’ Mom bought the pattern and she made one and it was more expensive to make than to buy the knock off ones for 7.99.
Polar fleece is really flippin expensive.
sorry I didn’t get the memo in time
I’ma a little afraid to go without punctuation and capitalization because i’m pretty sure my 3rd grade teacher will rise from the grave and smack me with a ruler
but the fleece they use to make those are the suck
polar fleece is expensive but it will be warmer and a better quality
you should see the special stuff i used when i made cloth diapers for my youngest
it served as the waterproof outer layer
it was that good
You think you can whip up another batch of diapers soon
MCPO is getting due for a change.
HOLA!!!!!! Happy Monday!
I’m just on my way to pick up lunch… Turkey pot pie. Deviled eggs. Two kinds of root beer. Peanut butter pie for dessert!
WOOT!
BBIAB to eat my delectable comestibles!
how can you be angry at wiener dogs
http://tinyurl.com/ybt33ys
Jazz – Just knock it off with the punctuation
Windsor, Ontario is actually on a peninsula that is due south of Michigan. I don’t think anything like that occurs elsewhere.
nice buns
PUNCTUATE THIS!
An English professor wrote the words
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Hotspur’s weiner needs some mustard. And chili.
A SNUGGIE IS A ROBE WORN BACKWARDS!!!
welcome to 12:45 michael
it is real hard to be angry at the cutest dogs on the planet
evidently i was wearing a snugie last time i had surgery
didnt feel particularly snuggley at the time
hahahaha Mare yes, yes it is. I put mine on like a robe and wrapped it around me so it wouldnt be so close to my neck.
i just lie around naked
its way mo betta
What is extraordinary nut sack?
I totally misread that and thought you gals were talking about Rosie O’Donnell’s.
LINGUISTICS
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Hahaha, Mare–I’d never buy green one, then!
Sohos, I found a free pattern (child size, too).
http://compendiumsearch.googlepages.com/snuggleuptoasnuggietypeblanket
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
You lie!! No one knows how to use colons properly.
i declare today no punctuation day
no caps either
to which i say OUTLAW!
and chief
Does this mean some taint-licking pedantic butt wipe can’t fault me on my placement of commas
If so I’m all for it
what part of no caps dont you get (since I cant school you about comma today)
crap i slipped and messed up didnt I
and this is way harder to do than trying to do proper grammar and punctuation
Oh that is awesome patty ann!
this poat is turning into a sewing circle
No one knows how to use colons properly
i have never had to be taught how to use my colon – it functions perfectly well without any instructions
You lie!! No one knows how to use colons properly.
surprise buttsecks?
i have never had to be taught how to use my colon – it functions perfectly well without any instructions
colon blow
this poat is turning into a sewing circle
better than a circle jerk but i see cuffy just showed up and hotspur is already dressed for the party
colon blow
huh
sounds like a gay porn star name
Good morning. How’s my favorite bunch of weinerdog abusers this morning? Hope everyone got fat, drunk, and stupid during Thanksgiving.
Hope everyone got fat, drunk, and stupid during Thanksgiving.
Yessir!
PattyAnn?? NOOOOOO!
http://tinyurl.com/ydspfaw
Hope everyone got fat, drunk, and stupid
I just had to drink a lot to win that trifecta.
Hope everyone got fat, drunk, and stupid
It’s a helluva way to go through life, son
Cuffy?? NOOOOO!
http://bacn.me/elr
patty ann that is the weirdest deal that they kill those albinos for body parts etc. I watched a special on it once and those people are CRAZY
All cultures are equal, sohos. Report for reeducation
Google “worst failure ever” and take a look at the top result.
Fuck Google. Look at the result for that search now.
How many years did they leave up the google-bomb result of Bush for the search “failure” or whatever it was? But they fixed this one in fucking minutes?
I did it and the top result was a pic of obama
albinos taste delicious
IF I made a snuggie for Dave, I would use this
https://www.fleecelady.com/popup.php?id=3191
albinos – the other white meat
Ok, who’s gonna put up a new poat?
I think we’ve ridden this donkey as long as we can.
MOM!! CARIN WON’T GET OFF THE DONKEY!!!
Sohos, feel free to tell me to fuck off, but are you back on the South Beach train?
I need to get serious during the holidays.
I ate all yesterday.
I feel like loving sean m today
OK, Imma gonna hafta track down whomever it is imma stealing wifi from and kick them in the poon for using their microwave so much
Cant get a fucking signal just because you want your burrito warm? Use the damn toaster oven!@!
I did it and the top result was a pic of obama
I did it and three stories came up about how the evil Republicans had done it.
patty ann that is the weirdest deal that they kill those albinos for body parts etc. I watched a special on it once and those people are CRAZY
I love how the article says this problem is being ignored by the U.S.
I’m confused. Somehow it’s racist to help these people. I haven’t figured out how, but I’ll get back to you.
or not
lol xbrad leaching inernets
I feel like loving sean m today
hang in there
youll get over it
its merely a passing pyschotic episode
I did it and three stories came up about how the evil Republicans had done it.
Now it’s the whole first page
http://tinyurl.com/yhcklps
dang, I know the article pattyann linked isn’t supposed to be funny, but it reads like a South Park episode
I did it and three stories came up about how the evil Republicans had done it.
that’s what I got as well.
since they are albinos they are white
so how is not helping them racist
if you do google images however, Obama’s picture shows up
I ate all yesterday
So that’s what happened to it! I just thought I got too drunk to remember it.
so how is not helping them racist
I said helping them would be racist
So that’s what happened to it! I just thought I got too drunk to remember it.
HAHAHAHA!
I was trying to work something out with that, but got distracted
Comment by pendejo grande on November 30, 2009 1:09 pm
Hotspur’s weiner needs some mustard. And chili.
no one wants to pick this?
I was trying to work something out with that, but got distracted
shiny penny on the floor again?
no one wants to pick this?
and some buns……..that kinda hot dog wants buns
shiny penny on the floor again?
belly button lint
Hotspur, I’m also using it-bay orrent-tay to download some TV shows.
What can I say? I’m an asshole.
didja sniff it, pj?
didja sniff it, pj?
Sniff it? I snorted it.
xbrad gets lucky
almost
http://tinyurl.com/yfbbnvx
That was hilarious hotspur!!
Hotspur: re your weiner pic
Evidently I left that fruit hanging a little too low.
xbrad gets lucky
almost
That’s why I never wear white underwear.
Boobiecons:
.Y. flat boobies
(.Y.) curvy boobies
( . Y . ) fat boobies
( o Y o ) medium boobies
(.)(.) little boobies
(o)(o) regular boobies
( O )( O ) big boobies
( ‘ ) ( ‘ ) perky boobies
( , ) ( , ) droopy boobies
{.} {.} cold boobies
( @ ) ( @ ) hairy boobies
[ _ ] [ _ ] android boobies
( $ )( $ ) silicon boobies
(.) _ Nancy Reagan boobies
that was harsh
that was harsh
Yeah, I know.
Ok. Favorite song THIS WEEK from Them Crooked Vultures:
Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up
Followed by
Caligulove
Gunman
Elephants
Bandoliers.
Man, I love this album.
sohos wiener dogs:
http://tinyurl.com/5clpkb
(o) (0)
assymetrical bewbies
i knew a girl like that once
( @ ) ( @ )
Unfortunately — and very startling — I knew a girl like that once. Surprise!
We broke up soon after I finally saw them. Ewwww.
Crap. This goes $5 over the Secret Santa budget.
Yeah, the (@) (@) was pretty much a nonstarter. Didn’t help that she turned out to be stalkerish. It took a while to get the point across that it was the very worst sex I’d had in my life and that the only reason I slept with her was that I was drunk off my ass and thought she was her hawt roomate.
what is this secret santa you speak of?
(+Y+) stripper boobs
.) ( ) (
( o ) ( o ) granny boobies
oops, this poat doesn’t like extra apaces
(VYV) Madonna boobies
(uYu) Moobs
Which key to you use to make inverted nipples?
Hey, is that Shim selling “Turdles” in the banner pic?
Which key to you use to make inverted nipples?
I found a B-Flat works best for me…..
AD, if you’d look left, you’d see that it is Sean.
Dumbass.
Not everybody can work a musical joke into a thread about emoticon boobs. Well played sir.
( ☼ Y o ) Janet Jackson boobs
We don’t really know what the other one looks like though do we?
Who is this David Thorne chap and why am I just now finding him?
http://tinyurl.com/5lzv5j
<—- missing boobies
( ☼ Y o ) Janet Jackson boobs
WINNAR
Well played sir.
Thank you, sir. Now if I could just understand WTF xbradtc was talking about, I would mock him some more. But I fear he is beyond comprehension.
He’s frackin hilarious.
YOu are just NOW finding him Cuffy because you were a Hostage SLACKER when we brought him up the first time.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Hotspur, Rosie is collecting names for a Hostage secret santa. Email him.
( ǿ Y ǿ ) Swedish boobs
Cuffy – Simon’s Pie charts is awesome too.
Ok, me and my skort are off to the gym.
bbl
Cuffy, look under the recent comments list and you’ll see a link to his pie chart e-mails.
why am I just now finding him?
Cuz you’re not smart enough to click on my links?
New post unless you like rotting fish heads.
Yes, I saw Thorne’s pie chart thing here — that’s where I first saw him. I was reminded of his blog by carin’s t-shirt comment.
LAST!
LASTEREST!