Big Boob Friday™

*gets out of bed, trips over 108,348 Indians, barfs*

Big boob Friday.

Funny:

 

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  • My time starts from the moment I arrive.
  • A reasonable distance is to be kept at all times.
  • No friends to be brought along. It is a one on one shoot only.
  • I may bring someone with me.
  • No insertion, No video, No hardcore And no rude requests.
  • The shoot must be at least 2 or 3 hours and expenses paid, depending on studio
  • If the shoot is cancelled on the day, or due to events outside my control i.e camera breaks, I still require the full payment.
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Ewa Sonnet:

 

HERE‘s some shit that happened.

STFU.

*barfs*

*goes back to bed*

Hot fire sun billion white:

513 Comments

  1. Your mom.

  2. Aww Rosie pushed down my post.

    Oh well.

  3. YOUR mom!

  4. Ewa has a much better blue dress than Monica Lewinsky.

  5. Well, I think that girl is very pretty and has a beautiful figure. Gorgeous eyes too. She seems very nice.

    I can’t wait to hear what Rosetta did last night to be this hung over.

  6. That is a very lovely girl.

    *sobs*

    *gorges self on pumpkin pie, candied sweet potatoes with marshmallows, and snickerdoodles*

    *sobs more*

  7. Mrs. Peel – It’s OK. Not everyone likes steak, some prefer spam.

  8. Oh, I just noticed, in the blue dress shot, Ewa has a penis. He’s still very pretty.

  9. Damn Auburn is smacking around Alabama like a $2 whore.

  10. Get outside then Rosetta; it’ll perk you up. Sunny and 65 in OP right now. Hopefully it’s that good in St. Louie, tooey.

  11. Dayummm. But, even my Dawgs beat Auburn, so the final score will probably wind up 49-14 Alabama.

  12. Tiger Woods in serious car accident.

  13. XB, the rest of the story on Tiger’s wreck may be VERY interesting.

  14. We’ll see. I hope he recovers quickly.

  15. FHP says no booze involved. . . . Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

  16. Sounds like he needs a new driver.

  17. FHP says no booze involved. . . . Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Did the FHP check for dead hookers and blow?

  18. Charges pending.

  19. Woot! Touchdown ‘Bama1!

  20. Sounds like he needs a new driver.

    I didn’t LOL, but I did “heh”

  21. TIE GAME!!!

  22. where the hell is everyone? We’ve got bewbs on the poat and football on TV and you people are out having a life?

  23. I’m right here, watching you embarrass yourself

  24. Like that’s something new.

    Uh, my drink seems to have sprung a leak. Little help?

  25. Ice?

  26. Just a bit. I’m getting soft in my old age.

  27. Just a bit. I’m getting soft in my old age.

    *** Pats “Boss” on Belly ***

    *** Watches it swing back and forth like a Pendulum ***

    And Rounder….

    ( Owww, I just pulled a stitch..)

  28. This totally feels like Saturday. Drinking beer & watching college football.

  29. Whereever you are…

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESA IN TEXAS!!

  30. Woot! Touchdown ‘Bama1!

    Wait. One. Goddamned. Minute. You’re a bama fan?

    {punches voodoo doll of xbrad in the voodoo poon}

  31. Happy Birthday, Michael.

    **punts kitteh**

  32. MOMMM!!!1111!!! Cuffy’s goofing off again!!!!111!!

  33. I gots the day off, beeotches.

  34. **punts kitteh**

    FINE

    I will just go shed and hack up hair balls on a New Chaise Lounge…..

  35. Sorry I was stuck on Tattoos poat, but check this out
    http://www.quantcast.com/thehostages.wordpress.com#summary

  36. Cuffy, Mom went to Alabama.

    Dad went to Auburn.

    They were happily married 364 days a year.

    Dad’s passed, so I’m rooting for ‘Bama.

  37. I’ll kick you.

    She’ll cut you.

    You choose.

  38. Dad went to Auburn.

    Same here, plus an older brother.

    Great game so far.

  39. Dad was ’49

  40. I’ll kick you.

    She’ll cut you.

    You choose.

    Aaahh, ya know, in that speedo, it looks like you have lost weight….

    (Gimme some slack here, I’m kinda new at this Groveling Thingy..)

    Yes, Nurse, Type “O”.

  41. These aren’t speedos. They’re formerly baggy sweatpants!!

  42. These aren’t speedos. They’re formerly baggy sweatpants!!

    *** Grabs Football Helmet ***

    INCOMING!!!!!!

  43. Forrestererer, what was the spike in October? Wiser make a Public Statement that he was not coming out of the closet?

  44. what was the spike in October?

    I beleive that traffic was driven by the First Fucking Poat By A Certain Somebody:

    http://tinyurl.com/yldjqq6

  45. And how are we gonna boost out numbers with the 3yr to 12yr Asian Female without College segment earning less than 30K? I mean, I bet they are practically at IB levels….

  46. Was that BiW’s poat Sox? I do not recall.
    Did you see the demographics? Racist!

  47. oh….

    *** Hides under Chaise Lounge ***

  48. Quick start for Auburn but Alabama seems to have adjusted.

  49. TD “Burn…..

  50. Long way to go yet, DinT. Cheerleader pic today?

  51. Sure, here you go Sox.

    http://tinyurl.com/ye5scwx

  52. Thank You Chief!

    You still here?

  53. I had no idea Helen Thomas MoonLighted as a Cheer Leader for the Lions….

    *thud*

  54. Sela Ward was a ‘Bama cheerleader.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzd7jt5

  55. Auburn cheerleaders

    http://tinyurl.com/ygptq6l

  56. whatchya doin’, Romy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYUrqdUyEpI

  57. “Boss”, thats a PhotoShop. 2nd from left still has the milking machine attached……

    Still get a “rise” out of SeaNm tho….

    Just like the picture DinT posted….

  58. sean gets excited by any and all farm animals.

    But not the farmer’s daughter.

  59. Well, I guess it’s about time for me to put some pants on and go meet mesa, sohos, and Count.

    *mutters* frickin’ pants

  60. L to R: SeaNm, Farmers Daughter

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMcImrNnOQ

  61. Leave the pants.

    Take the canoli.

  62. *mutters* frickin’ pants

    Do just like the “Boss” does. Don’t wear any, stay home….

  63. “Boss”, you know, you are not helping here, don’t you?

  64. *mutters* frickin’ pants

    C’mere and let me help you with those. . .

  65. Sorry to burst your bubble, Sox, but AFAIK, Mrs. Peel isn’t a furry.

  66. Sorry to burst your bubble, Sox, but AFAIK, Mrs. Peel isn’t a furry

    Go ahead. Just carve my Heart out with a dull spoon….

  67. **rattles around in the silverware drawer**

    Gimme a minute…

  68. * Comment Gone *

  69. Gimme a minute…

    What I love about this place. Everybody is such an accommodating Bastige….

  70. Happy Birthday, Michael.

    Thanks, Bradf. That’s so nice of you to remember.

    *checks mailbox*

    Um, your present is a little late getting here.

  71. Sox, will you settle for a nice mellonballer?

  72. Yeah, Michael.

    Just keep waiting, it’ll get there soon.

    **giggles**

  73. Sox, will you settle for a nice mellonballer?

    *** Looks at current “Guest List” ***

    Oh, heck yeah…

    ( Y’all have a Good Thanksgiving, Michael?)

  74. Yup, we went to my cousin’s house in Rowland and gorged ourselves.

    I helped out by carrying water glasses to the table.

    I also . . . .

    Nope, the heavy water glasses were it.

    They’re coming here for Christmas dinner. Hope they are better guests than me.

  75. Nope, the heavy water glasses were it.

    *** Looks at “Boss” ***

    Yeah, totin’ water is Important around here too…

    (Glad Y’all had a good time!)

  76. *flops on the couch* Who’s got whiskey? I need some. Eff Black Friday right in its eye.

  77. **wonders how long it’s been since I remembered to fill cat’s waterdish**

    **shrugs**

    I set the table, cut the turkey, grilled chicken, peeled apples, did the dishes, took some leftovers to neighbors. I think I did enough.

  78. *flops on the couch* Who’s got whiskey?

    *** Steals Rosetta’s Keys to Liquor Cabinet ***

    Makers Mark Neat, Kind Lady!

  79. Woooh, Makers sounds like the way to end this day! Well played, Sox.

  80. Pour me a little, Sox. MCPO got confused and wandered off with my drink.

    I’m sure the authorities will get him back to the rest home sooner or later.

  81. * Blushes *

    I, uh, stole it from a departed Friend, Vmax, who developed the other end of an indigestion problem, went to “take care of business” in the Norh Forty, and the Hogs Ate Him….

  82. It’s kinda fun to hook up with Bonnie (and husband Charles) after all these years and compare notes about what we remember from way back when. I remember Bonnie from when I was in elementary school and she was a teenager.

    She was hot, by the way. I can still look at her and see why I thought she was hot.

    Fifty years later, we’re in Dallas and my sister Nancy (who is excellent about keeping in touch with relatives) points out that Bonnie lives nearby. So we got in touch. It’s nice to have some family nearby, especially for holidays.

  83. “I, uh, stole it from a departed Friend, Vmax, who developed the other end of an indigestion problem, went to “take care of business” in the Norh Forty, and the Hogs Ate Him….”

    Sounds like a bad day.

  84. * Hands “Boss” Makers Mark, Neat *

    Oh, we are cool, Rosie has another Bottle he ain’t gonna be using anytime soon….

    We will just blame it on wiser and clintbird…

  85. Sounds like a bad day.

    I’ve had worse.

  86. Sounds like a bad day.

    Yes Ma’am. We have been living with the Consequences ever since!

  87. I want to date Sky’s avatar.

    By “date” I mean, of course, hit it like the fist of an angry god.

    http://leenks.com/link242771.html

  88. I’ve had worse.

    Ain’t nobody brought up “Date Night” at the “Podersosa”…..

    or Ms. PJM’s escapades

  89. Sorry, clipboard fail.

    Here’s my song for Sky.

  90. Is there an avatar that you DON’T want to date, Michael?

  91. …. with Bacon Safety Tips?

    *** Soaks CatNip in Makers Mark ***

  92. My avatar thanks you. So do I, by proxy.

    I think.

  93. * Hands Ms. Cyn Makers Mark Neat *

    * Watches Up-dated link *

    *Feels > < this much better about BatMan *

  94. Later Y’all…

  95. (>^.^<) = LOLSox

  96. I needed that Sox; thank you.

    *set out little catnip plant*

    Go easy, Sox.
    http://tinyurl.com/ybg6xtt

  97. *clinks xbrad’s already empty glass*

    Cheers

  98. Xbrad check your e-male.

  99. Is there an avatar that you DON’T want to date, Michael?

    Look, Cyn, I actually have very high standards about whom I would date (assuming I were single, of course). I would not date anyone who did not meet the following requirements:

    1. Human.

    2. Pulse.

    3. Can make sammich.

    4. Can fetch beer.

    5. . . . . . 1-4 pretty much covers it.

  100. Bye Sox!!

  101. Does the avatard have to be human?

  102. Well, either human or Jessica Rabbit.

    *Michael looks at Patty Ann*

    Rowrrr.

  103. Would PJM’s eyeball count?

  104. Yes, PJM actually has a very fetching eyeball.

    Oh wait, I just remembered Requirement No. Five.

    5. Female.

    I hope that was not necessary, but you never know with this crowd.

  105. 5. Female.

    I hope that was not necessary, but you never know with this crowd.

    Nope, that was pretty much a mandatory clarification, because, well, you know…
    http://tinyurl.com/ncb9ey

  106. Cyn, check your fe-mail.

    **grins conspiratorially about not letting Michael in on our private conversation**

  107. Oh Yea!
    Home made eggnog recipe that starts with a quart of whiskey and a cup of rum.

  108. I didn’t even have to click that link, Cyn, to know what it was.

  109. Is it too early for eggnog? Are there rules like no eggnog before December?

  110. Forrester, if the recipe ended there, it would sound pretty good.

  111. Cyn, check your fe-mail.

    HAHAHAHA!!

    + 3 Nobels

  112. Brad,

    check your wee-male

  113. Put up your recipe Forest! Seriously, please.

  114. “starts with a quart of whiskey and a cup of rum.”

    There’s more? Oh that’s right, you still need add ice.

  115. Cyn, check your she-male.

  116. Holiday Eggnog

    Beat until stiff (heh)
    12 egg whites
    Beat in
    1/2 cup sugar
    Beat until very light
    12 egg yokes
    1 cup sugar
    1/4 tsp. salt

    Combine the egg mixtures and stir until thoroughly blended. Add:
    1 quart heavy cream, beaten
    1 quart milk
    1 quart bourbon whiskey
    Beat well. Add:
    1 cup rum
    Pour into a gallon jar. Store in a cool cellar. Shake or stir thoroughly before serving. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

    It is a old recipe I do not know about the cellar part, I always used the fridge.

  117. There’s a lot of beating in that recipe …

  118. I got nuthin Tankman.
    Yawhooie is sucking your wee-male account.

  119. Forrester, check your me-mail.

  120. Check it again, Cyn. I replied. If it aint there, it’s your fault.

  121. Not enough eggs…

  122. Forrester, ifin the prepackaged Egg Nog is on grocers’ shelves, then it’s legal to make your own.

    I’m relatively sure that’s in the US Constitution somewhere.

  123. Heh. The latest “how I met your mother’ has a nice little call back to Alyson Hannigan’s days as a witch on Buffy.

    Glowing eyes, people being “dead to her’

  124. Still nothing Brad. I’m hitting F9 like Rosetta looking at latex!

    Resend, wouldya

  125. Shshssh.

    Casino Royal is on SyFi. I’m concentrating on the hotness.

  126. Do not see anything X,

    Ahhh Clint is wise, when it is in teh store I can make me some.

  127. Sounds yummy Forresterer! I will keep that recipe–thanks!

  128. I’m serious. Don’t make me choke a bitch.

  129. Ooo C arin, you cannot go wrong with Mr. Craig! I may now have to break out my dvd and slo-mo the parts where he’s in the ocean.

  130. who knew that after 15 years, I’ve suddenly learned that I don’t know how to send email. I just tried resending to both you windowlickers.

  131. This is pretty well done, I will refer to it often http://eatingtheroad.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/where-to-eat-cereal1.jpg

  132. Car in,

    I’m still waiting and checking my email for pics of your booty.

  133. Email Hailing Frequency Whistle–Activated!

    Yawhooie diint take away brad’s contact with the outside world; Yay!

  134. YOu didn’t get that xbrad? I wonder who Is sent it to.

    EVERYBODY, CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

  135. Just checked–no hawt butt shots from Cari n. You still a size 4?

    **bitch**

  136. I don’t get the Marty McFly thing on the cereal flowchart.

  137. WhatchutalkingaboutWillis Cuffy?

  138. Well, I was a size four until yesterday.

  139. *makes an egg nog martini, without the nog

  140. scottw’s link ^

  141. Hey, some woman is sending me pictures of her ass.

    How the heck did that happen?

  142. Fiber One it is.

    Marty Mcfly refers to the car/going back in time thing. I’m guessing those cereals are no longer “available.”

  143. Crap I did it wrong.

    Cherrios.

  144. Michael. Forward that to xbrad.

  145. Sugar Pops, Apple Jacks or Honey Smacks.

    What?

  146. Fruity Pebbles.

    I had a bowl of that every morning in college.

    Along with scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and orange juice.

  147. Scott, that is a good story. Thanks.

  148. Great link, Scott. Thanks.

  149. Michael. Forward that to xbrad.

    Nope. It’s in my “Private Collection” folder.

  150. What the fuck is this shit.

  151. It’s in my “Private Collection” folder.

    Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

  152. Daddy’s fingers.

  153. Here is a recording of my liver.

  154. Of course, if you watch Sons of Anarchy you saw a nice little “Daddy’s Fingers” moment in the last episode.

  155. How’s everyone’s Indians? My kitchen looks like Bhopal.

  156. Cuffy, how did the annual Meigs family turkey raping go yesterday?

  157. I’m supposed to go to a party tonight and I don’t wanna.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykmed6g

  158. Keep fucking that kitty, Rosetta.

  159. No complaints. Mucho turkey and I raped the pan of dressing. FIRST!

  160. Maybe I’ll feel better if I listen to some party music.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfbfyyg

  161. Rosie, I ought to take the keyboard cat audio and put it over monkey-washing-cat.

  162. xbrad, come here and let me show you my new nail gun.

    http://tinyurl.com/y86akwf

  163. More fun with high speed photography.

  164. My kitchen looks like Bhopal.

    Hahahaha. Mumbai here. Mostly from yesterday, though.

  165. I ought to take the keyboard cat audio and put it over monkey-washing-cat.

    If you don’t win a Nobel for that, I’ll shove xbrad’s head up a horse’s ass.

  166. Good poker music when you were drunk and 17.

  167. “Here is a recording of my liver.”

    ….or your wedding night.

  168. Scott – Like I’ve got 9 minutes of my remaining time to devote to skateboarding!

  169. {wonders exactly how slow a slow mo video of MCPO on his Rascal really would be}

  170. Like MCPO has 9 minutes remaining.

  171. ….or your wedding night.

    http://tinyurl.com/58zzq8

  172. It’s actually pretty cool MCPO. Give it 3 minutes and then judge.

  173. I used to like quisp when I was a kid

  174. ….or your wedding night.

    http://tinyurl.com/58zzq8

    HAHAHAHA! WTF!

    {sharts}

  175. (wonders exactly how slow a slow mo video of MCPO on his Rascal really would be}

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Like MCPO has 9 minutes remaining.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  176. Rosie, when you’re done slaughtering your liver, how about swinging by and killing my family for me.

  177. Rosie – Don’t laugh, it just encourages the idiots.

  178. OK, if you only have time for fart jokes, this is for you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAJ6EhYAIQ

  179. “Here is a recording of my liver.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    What the hell happened last night?

  180. “How’s everyone’s Indians? My kitchen looks like Bhopal.”

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

  181. Farting turkeys are COOL!

  182. You know what would be fun?

    Watching xbrad and MCPO joust on their Rascals and then setting the loser on fire.

  183. MCPO, besides semen, what adult beverage are you drinking this evening?

  184. I am abstaining as someone broke into my house yesterday and drank 3 bottles of red wine, a bottle of white, a 6 pack of Yuengling and a bottle of Jameson.

  185. Scott, that video cracked me up…..hahahahahahahahahaha

  186. What the hell happened last night?

    I woke up yesterday at 9am and I was 5 Indians from the night before. I then drank until 3am this morning.

    http://tinyurl.com/crff3c

  187. I saw “The Blind Side” today. It was a sweet movie. My husband liked it a lot (he’s a softie)(shut your big whore mouths). My daughter liked it too.

  188. “http://tinyurl.com/crff3c”

    hahahahahahaha…I understand.

  189. Mare, I haven’t seen it, but Sandra looks pretty damn good in the trailers.

  190. They do tons of close ups, xbrad, she’s very pretty. Perfect skin. Beautiful eyes.

  191. 2 indians have been running around my house all day. With a bottle of tequila.

    We are about to have a pow-wow.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Not to be confused with Sham-Wow!

  192. xbrad, are you having the best time evar with your family?

  193. Has anyone seen “planet 51”?

  194. Anyone want to watch some SFW porn?

  195. xbrad, are you having the best time evar with your family?

    No siblings were harmed in the making of this comment…..

    Yet.

  196. I’m glad my cop buddy went back to DC today. . . I should be healed up by tomorrow.

  197. MCPO, are you going to Florida this year?

  198. Now what should we talk about?

  199. You know what sounds good? French onion soup.

    One of you faggots make some for me.

  200. You know what sounds good? French onion soup.

    Me too! With a piece of french bread and cheese on top, browned under the broiler. Hop to it one of you donut-hole-punchers!

  201. I AM going to Florida. Shall we meet up where I was going to take PJM and her brood for dinner?

  202. I’m making hamburgers for dinner.

    But if Cyn, or Ember or Car in wants to make me some French Onion Soup, I’m in.

  203. Here is a recording of my liver.

    That sounds just like Cathy saying “I love you.”

  204. How does Cathy say “I love you” after all that chloroform?

  205. That does sound good Rosie.

  206. A direct quote frrom PJM and her brood http://tinyurl.com/yfn2zlc

  207. “But if Cyn, or Ember or Car in wants to make me some French Onion Soup, I’m in.”

    I’m pretty close to a whiskey induced coma. I ain’t doin’ nothin’.

  208. What’s that smell?

    http://tinyurl.com/yj8pux9

  209. Rosie- Here’s where we’re going for dinner when we meet up in Florida: http://tinyurl.com/ylf4vmu

  210. I’m pretty close to a whiskey induced coma. I ain’t doin’ nothin’.

    HALT!!!! WHO GOES THERE?!?!

    Please identify yourself and how you know about this POS blog.

  211. SOUP’S ON!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/yjex8xz

  212. Where MCPO and Rosetta are really ‘meeting’ at

    http://tinyurl.com/7zqz5

  213. STFU, Rosie. Go to my glob, look at the latest Load HEAT and scan the comments and click the link to her pics.

    Or click on her name here.

  214. Eva Green is pretty hot!

    um sometimes, google kills fantasies

  215. Hey! Who raped all the livestock?

    http://tinyurl.com/yj8pux9

  216. “HALT!!!! WHO GOES THERE?!?!

    Please identify yourself and how you know about this POS blog.”

    I blame xbrad.

  217. Hey! Who raped all the livestock?

    **cough**SeanM**cough**

  218. I blame xbrad.

    You now belong to the largest group of people in the universe.

    Hey! Who raped all the livestock?

    I blame xbrad.

  219. Rosacia, we interrogated the noob yesterday. She is Hostage material for sure.

  220. I blame xbrad.

    You know about us from xbrad’s POS?

    Have you commented here before?

    Are you funny?

    Have you seen my pants?

  221. So, they fly to the island in a Beechcraft Kingair. Nice plane.

  222. A moth just veered into the firepit and got smoked.

    Stupid moth.

  223. IIRC, Ember and I met at the mothership.

    Of course, I was drunk, so it may have been by the dumpster in the alley behind TGIF’s.

  224. “You know about us from xbrad’s POS?

    Have you commented here before?

    Are you funny?

    Have you seen my pants?”

    In order – yes (and DPUD); yesterday; only when you’re drunk; only when I’m drunk.

  225. we’ve been chatting with skylia for the past week, Rosie.

  226. Did you have leftover turkey today, Andy?

    I had a turkey sandwich on homemade bread and it kicked all kinds of ass.

  227. Rosetta, are you drinking tonight? Please shove a toothpick in your ear to answer, once for no, twice for yes.

  228. Rosetta 5 minutes before he lost his pants:

    http://tinyurl.com/ydakf3u

  229. Hey, y’all. Here’s The Question:

    When do you put up your Xmas stuff?

  230. Was it Vmax that was talking all big about being a lumberjack and cutting down a bunch of trees?

    http://tinyurl.com/yzowwb6

  231. **sets Tazer to “MY EYES!!!!”**

    **points it at Brewfuck**

    Link that again, motherfucker….

  232. Of course, I was drunk, so it may have been by the dumpster in the alley behind TGIF’s.

    That’s where Grey Reptilians hang out.

  233. I was thinking about stringing outdoor lights this weekend.

  234. I had a leftover turkey sammich for lunch, and it was 10 kinds of awesome.

  235. Have you ever eaten here MCPO?
    http://www.joesstonecrab.com/

  236. we’ve been chatting with skylia for the past week, Rosie.

    I am supposed to be notified of these things.

    Welcome ember.

    If you want to be added to our retarded family photo album, let me know.

    It’s a password protected page at the top of the blog and it has pictures of about 40 of the regulars that comment here. The only people that get the password are people that submit a picture so it’s private.

    It’s pretty fun to see what the people who insult you look like.

    If you’re interested, you can email me a picture of bad self to 88rosetta88 @ gmail dot com. If you’re not, that’s okay too.

    Also, thew more foul language you use here the better.

  237. “Of course, I was drunk, so it may have been by the dumpster in the alley behind TGIF’s.”

    Damn it, xbrad, now EVERYONE knows where I work.

  238. Christmas stuff goes up tomorrow.

    I insist. Especially the Crap Tree™

  239. That’s where Grey Reptilians hang out.

    That sure beats being a guy with a Batman fetish.

  240. When do you put up your Xmas stuff?

    It’s gotta be at least a few days into December. Otherwise, you are lame.

  241. Mr. Cyn put the outside lights up today and brought in the box for the tree.

  242. Rosetta 5 minutes before he lost his pants:

    http://tinyurl.com/ydakf3u

    That picture is older than MCPO’s prom date.

  243. Christmas stuff goes up tomorrow.

    Uh hunh.

    Figures.

  244. Geoff
    Thanksgiving weekend is traditional in my family.

  245. Especially the Crap Tree™

    Yay!!
    Pictures?

  246. I was thinking tomorrow as well. The Mrs. insists on Michael’s approach. Now, though, Michael’s given me proof that she’s wrong.

  247. Did you know that Lutherns can’t distinguish white lights from colored lights?

  248. SUBARU – No, I have not eaten there. Looks like a fun place!

  249. MCPO’s prom date
    http://tinyurl.com/ye9ucag

  250. Tree went up this weekend. But only to shut Ember Jr. up.

  251. There will be new Crap Tree™ photos this year, I guarantee. Which will include the awesomest new addition from my buddy Geoff, a fearsome Godzilla ormamemnt.

    *pours another martooni

  252. We don’t usually do it ’til the first weekend in December, but this year, well, he’s got some time on his hands, but he’ll be doing his parents’ house again. I think he even did a neighbor’s on the other side of his parent’s.

  253. Our main “decorator” tree is parked in the garage right now. It’s not going up until December.

  254. RAHR!!!!

  255. Brewfan’s Prom picture: http://tinyurl.com/y9rjzg2

  256. When do you put up your Xmas stuff?

    We used to always do it Thanksgiving weekend … until the first year we lived in the North (back in the Chicago burb years). The wife and I were aghast (well, mostly the wife) that the neighbors were putting them up in early November when the weather was still pretty nice.

    As I hung stuff outside on Thanksgiving weekend, convinced that my teeth were going to shatter like they were hit with liquid nitrogen when I drank some coffee to warm up, I reconsidered.

  257. We don’t usually do it ’til the first weekend in December, but this year, well, he’s got some time on his hands . . .

    That’s no excuse for premature Christmas decorations. Don’t let him be a fag about this.

  258. For the noobs, here’s a link to The Crap Tree.

    http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/the-crap-tree-3/

  259. As I hung stuff outside on Thanksgiving weekend, convinced that my teeth were going to shatter like they were hit with liquid nitrogen when I drank some coffee to warm up, I reconsidered.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  260. Holy shit, I had a picture that wasn’t even skanky.

  261. Shhhhh!!!

    Casion Royale just came on in my time zone!

    Daniel Craig makes me drool like Homer dreaming about donughts.

  262. DinT,

    Because I love haven’t decided just how to kill you yet:

    http://tinyurl.com/yaeyzlr

  263. MCPO’s prom date
    http://tinyurl.com/ye9uc

    Brad will be back after he is done hitting it. No offense MCPO.

  264. HAHAHAHA… you know, back in the day, when the Crap Tree™ was just a little shrub, you couldn’t find that shit anywhere.

  265. The Crap Tree is already in the queue to be republished at IB on 11/30 to kick off the holday season. It’s an annual tradition.

  266. can’t distinguish white lights from colored lights?

    Rosie:

    http://tinyurl.com/yeslm5y

  267. In Germany, the tree goes up and is decorated on Christmas Eve after the children have gone to bed. The tree, and the presents hung upon it, are gifts from Saint Nicholas. The tree remains up until the feast of The Three Kings.

  268. Ember – Throw it!!

    http://tinyurl.com/y88fvja

  269. The USA didn’t bomb the shit out of Germany and send Patton to run roughshod over their land to put up a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.

  270. That’s a nice tradition, MCPO.

    I’d love to be able to do something like that. Just too much to do these days and too much stuff to put on the tree.

  271. The Hun is either at you feet or at your throat. Or under your tree.

  272. xBrad – http://tinyurl.com/ydvzn5y

  273. I leave my Christmas stuff up all year.

  274. Golden eye is on now
    Bronson is so much better than Craig.

  275. I got my Christmas card from the Klan today.

  276. Which will include the awesomest new addition from my buddy Geoff, a fearsome Godzilla ormamemnt.

    We already saw that.

    You need some new material.

  277. Bronson? When did the guy from DeathWish make a Bond flick?

  278. I got my Christmas card from the Klan today.

    Plain white card and envelope, of course.

  279. I leave my Christmas stuff up all year.

    Rosie’s place:

    http://tinyurl.com/yglaf6n

  280. >> I leave my Christmas stuff up all year

    It’s impressive too… an entire livingroom wall covered with these.

    http://tinyurl.com/yj5sqb2

  281. >> You need some new material.

    Not on the tree yet.

    But fine, fine. I’ll just ask your sweetie to send me a new ornament for the Crap Tree.

    And you know she will do it.

  282. Golden eye is on now
    Bronson is so much better than Craig.

    You are so fucking wrong so just http://tinyurl.com/ydecfbe !!

  283. Christmas at Rosie’s (interior):

    http://tinyurl.com/yg3uxgq

  284. ‘Sup, peckerwoods?

  285. heheh Cyn!
    Shut your Whore mouth!
    I liked Rodger Moore best. He did not take himself seriously.

  286. Who’s the art fag that did the header pic?

  287. Two words:

    George.

    Lazenby.

  288. George Lazenby did the header pic?

  289. I liked Rodger Moore best.

    http://tinyurl.com/yh8dqm5
    Hmmm, yes. I can see that you two would make a loverly couple.

  290. The Spy Who Loved Me was the first Bond flick I ever saw, so unfortunately, Moore is my Bond no matter how hard I try to displace him.

    I loved it when he scooted away in that hairy iceberg submarine.

  291. Connery. It will always be Connery.

  292. The Spy Who Loved Me was the first Bond flick I ever saw, so unfortunately, Moore is my Bond no matter how hard I try to displace him.

    Same here except it was The Man with the Golden Gun for me.

  293. heheh
    you are not serious X
    He makes me laugh!

    But he is old, Like MCPO.

  294. This Roger Moore just freaked me out

    http://tinyurl.com/ygcvkwc

  295. Best Bond chick name?

    Pussy Galore.

  296. Best gift to receive for your birthday?

    Pussy Galore.

  297. Plenty O’Tool

  298. Did someone say Connery?

    http://tinyurl.com/yf3cha2

  299. I liked Connery,
    But Moore and octapussy was my downfall. Those legs, the butt, and the crossbow! Wow!
    My first bond was live and let die.

  300. Worst Bond Girl name?

    Plenty O’Toole. Were they implying that she was actually a dude?

  301. Best Bond Movie Title: Octopussy!

  302. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service was actually a pretty good movie.

  303. Best Austin Powers spoof name: Random Task

  304. you young punks are pissing me off.

    First Bond movie I remember .. Goldfinger. Mom and dad took me and my sisters to the drive in to watch it. We brought KFC and it was awesome.

    I knew what gold was. Had no clue about Pussy Galore.

  305. Best rejected Bond movie title: Octopoon.

  306. Xenia Onnatop

    Not actually a Bond girl, but what a name with thighs to kill

  307. Worst Bond movie title: Strum the Autoharp Tomorrow

  308. Best Bond line:

    Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?”

    Goldfinger: “No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

  309. From Russia With Poon

  310. Worst Bond gizmo:

    combination stealth suit and howler monkey siren with poor ergonomic control.

  311. Best rejected Bond girl name: Squishy Twafflepoot.

  312. Doctor No

  313. Worst Bond Title:

    Golden Streams

  314. Worst Bond Girl: Helen Thomas as Olga Awannaman.

  315. Worst Bond gizmo:

    Fart Ray

  316. Best line edited out of a Bond theme song:

    “Smell my Goldfinnnnnger!”

  317. combination stealth suit and howler monkey siren with poor ergonomic control.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  318. Worst Bond gizmo: Self-inflating truss

  319. Brownfinger

  320. Second worst rejected Bond girl name: Rosetta McGoofypate

  321. Worst Bond gizmo:

    Ballpoint pen that smells like egg.

  322. Worst Bond villian: Dave in Water

  323. Real but horribly wrong:

    Moonraker

  324. Browneye.

  325. Worser Bond villain: Auric Goateejaws

  326. moonraker
    That blond chick with the glasses that had the hotts for jaws

  327. So I just got back from dinner & drinks with mesa, sohos, and Count. Count was totally trashed. It was amusing.

  328. Pissy Suzuki

  329. That blond chick with the glasses that had the hotts for jaws

    OW!

  330. Worst Bond gizmo: high res picture of goatse

  331. Worst Bond gizmo:

    Aston Martin that releases a slick of gravy to discourage pursuit.

  332. pussy galore
    http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000345/

  333. Bond. Gold Bond.

  334. I’ve never actually seen a Bond movie.

  335. A View to a Douche

  336. I forgot about Dr Holly Goodhead!
    http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000351/

  337. I’ve never actually seen a Bond movie.

    Mrs Rosetta hasn’t either. However I’m going to make her watch one soon.

  338. Diabeetus Are Forever.

  339. I’ve never actually seen a Bond movie.

    Where the hell is the banhammer?

  340. “Mrs Rosetta hasn’t either. However I’m going to make her watch one soon.”

    Mr. Ember is failing his duties. He did finally get me to see Star Wars, though, so I guess that counts for something.

  341. A View to a Douche

    Outside TBoM’s window.

  342. Worst Bond plot device:

    Theft of rare Faberge ben-wa balls from the Kremlin.

  343. “Where the hell is the banhammer?”

    If I promise more skanky pictures on my blog, will you not beat me mercilessly with a banhammer?

  344. He did finally get me to see Star Wars, though, so I guess that counts for something.

    What the hell? Did you grow up on the surface of the moon?

  345. Mooncracker.

  346. “What the hell? Did you grow up on the surface of the moon?”

    I had a very strict mother. No TV, no movies, no fun.

  347. Just watch the entire canon of Bond films, Ember.

    In order.

    And memorize all the dialog.

  348. I had a very strict mother. No TV, no movies, no fun.

    Are you xbrad’s sister?

  349. Mooncracker.

    Don’t you be cracking me.

    What is Satan trying to tell us?

  350. The Spy Who Fisted Me

  351. My mom wouldn’t let me watch porn until I was 21.

  352. But fine, fine. I’ll just ask your sweetie to send me a new ornament for the Crap Tree.

    And you know she will do it.

    *smoke comes out of Micheal’s ears*

    You’re right. She would probably send a pie, too.

  353. “Just watch the entire canon of Bond films, Ember.

    In order.

    And memorize all the dialog.”

    Can I just say I did?

    “Are you xbrad’s sister?”

    I don’t think so. Stranger things have happened.

    And, unrelatedly, e-mail with pic sent.

  354. For Your Poon Only

  355. And, unrelatedly, e-mail with pic sent.

    Well done.

    brb

  356. She’s NOT my sister.

    Both my sisters look like fat versions of me that were set on fire and had the flames beaten back with a wet chain.

  357. Theft of rare Faberge ben-wa balls from the Kremlin
    Hahahahaha

  358. A View To A Lemon Party

  359. You Yankee ice-backs are killing Gaia:

    http://tinyurl.com/yh5au3q

  360. Both my sisters look like fat versions of me that were set on fire and had the flames beaten back with a wet chain.

    In other words, they look exactly like you.

  361. hunderball
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_Vitali
    Not to be confused with thunderdome
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089530/

  362. Someone beer me, please.

  363. I always loved the way Bond said Domino’s name: Doe mee no. Sexy

  364. What flavor barleypop, Roamy?

  365. here you go, romy:

    http://tinyurl.com/yggmvlh

  366. IMPORTANT H2 ANNOUNCEMENT:

    JoJo the Dog-faced Girl ember has been added to PoL. You may now go gawk at her and make inappropriate comments.

  367. Cyn, cold, wet, and alcoholic.

  368. ROCKET CHICK!!!!

    *turkey smooooooooooooooooooooooooch*

  369. Romy, I’m a lot slow.

    I just now noticed Barrelhouse Boys was dedicated to you.

  370. Okay. I’m out. I hope I don’t throw up on everyone.

  371. Get your big girl heels on Roamy, I’ll start pouring in this
    http://tinyurl.com/yadcq8m

  372. Poor Rosetta; you need some welch’s grape juice for your HANGOVER.

    What? That wasn’t shouting…much.

  373. I’m not gonna get any big girl heels, but I could use a beer…

  374. I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT

  375. WHAT??? ICUNTHEARYOU!!

  376. Keep it down.

    I don’t want my family to hear you.

  377. Nice POL pic skyliaember.

    But totally not fair you had a professional photographer take the pic!!11ty!!

  378. LOUD NOISES

  379. Well, there’s a first. I solved the puzzle “Mount Rushmore” on Wheel of Fortune with no letters.

    I’m fucking good.

  380. Okay FIBFFs…now at the Montenegro scene in Casino Royale so I’m signing off for the night.

    Sweet Dreams to All, or Hope You Don’t Puke Too Horribly Much, which ever meets your needs.

  381. I LIKE LAMP!

    You guys! I got the boy to walk across the screen in my video! It actually looks really good. I just need to fix a few numbers. Sweet!

    (I get excited when I spend 5 hours on something and finally get it to work right…one time in college, I spent all evening on a stupid excel spreadsheet and, once it worked, did cartwheels down the dorm hallway because I was super excited.)

  382. XBrad, did you finish the book, and what do you think of it?

    **smooched Rosetta right back

  383. ember has been added to PoL. You may now go gawk at her and make inappropriate comments.

    http://tinyurl.com/c9j2xw

  384. Hey Rosie, I thought of you today. Someone brought cranberry goat cheese, and if you folded the wrapper just right, it was goatse.

  385. xbrad, I once got “Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger” without any letters, but I did have the punctuation in J.D., so it was kinda obvious.

  386. Wheel clue: “people who annoy you”

  387. Romy, I haven’t started it. I’m still working on Japanese Cruisers of the Pacific War.

    I loaned it to my mom and sister. They’re taking turns, but haven’t given me any feedback yet.

    Dave?

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5739539/

    Antartica Now is a movie… now.

  388. I’m not a big fan of Wheel, Mrs. P.

    My favorite trick is guessing final Jeopardy just from the category.

  389. Why the fuck am I reading The Lost Symbol? Now I’m too far in to quit.

  390. HAH.

    I am just 100 pages into World War Z.

    I’m slow on the current events and stuff.

  391. hitting the hay early. nite!

  392. I suck at Final Jeopardy. My strategy would be to get so far ahead during the first two rounds that no one can beat me. Or else make sure I’m competing against Wolf Blitzer.

  393. “HAH.

    I am just 100 pages into World War Z.

    I’m slow on the current events and stuff.”

    Don’t forget to read “The Zombie Survival Guide” too, when you’re finished with that.

  394. Mrs. P, my knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep, which is perfect for final Jeopardy.

  395. XBrad, I don’t know if Joel would have finished the book if it hadn’t been for me bugging him for the next chapter. He was originally going to dedicate it to his father, but his dad read the first chapter or two and that was it.

  396. Also, I think I could kick ass on Jeopardy if I didn’t get so damn nervous on camera.

  397. Hey, Rosie, whatchya drinkin’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

  398. “But totally not fair you had a professional photographer take the pic!!11ty!!”

    I was just looking for the least-slutty picture I had.

    That particular shoot is the only shoot that I’ve had that isn’t full of skank.

  399. Romy, I kick ass at armchair Jeopardy, but the online test kicked my ass up and down the street.

  400. Least slutty?

    You haven’t spent much time here, have you?

    and I guess I should send Rosie a pic as well…Let me see what I have.

  401. “Least slutty?

    You haven’t spent much time here, have you?”

    I save the slutty pics for my blog. How do you think I get any readers?

  402. Online Jeopardy test? brb

  403. Romy, they only do the test once a year or so.

  404. I just sent Rosetta a picture of me in a Halloween costume. I have an appropriate prop and a very intent expression.

  405. Ah well, phooey. I used to play the computer game, but after a while, I had all the questions memorized.

  406. Mrs. Peel, Rosie is currently passed out in a gutter. It may be a day or two before he gets around to posting it and sending you the password.

  407. I had all the questions memorized.

    Groundhog Day- The Finger Lakes.

  408. HELLO Hostages and Detainees!

  409. This was the DOS version of Jeopardy. Ancient.

  410. is that the one with one leg?

  411. Ooooh, Chief’s got the smoochy baby avatar!

    **gently pinches cheeks

  412. Romy – You still in Somerset?

  413. Chief, yes, until Monday.

  414. Romy – Rodger!

  415. How you holding up, Rocketgirl?

  416. I got shitty weather to go with the shitty circumstances. Who the hell doesn’t keep an ice scraper in their car in November?

  417. wait… WAIT. Michael said his wife would send me pie.

    I am not forgetting this.

  418. I got shitty weather to go with the shitty circumstances. Who the hell doesn’t keep an ice scraper in their car in November?

    Shim?

  419. Who the hell doesn’t keep an ice scraper in their car in November?

    **raises hand**

  420. Anyone who doesn’t have a scraper in their car, in PA, in November is retarded.

  421. Hanging in there, Xbrad. I saw some photos from my nephew’s Eagle Scout Court of Honor, and she looked like hell then. I don’t know how she lasted as long as she did.

  422. You know, Romy. Folks have a couple things they want to do. Like an Eagle Scout Court of Honor. After that, they make their peace and let go.

  423. Ice…scraper?

    *scratches head*

  424. Old habits die hard. I’ve lived in Louisiana for two years, but I still keep an ice scraper in my car.

  425. XBrad, we were conjecturing whether she held on until Thanksgiving break started, so her older son wouldn’t miss any classes.

  426. Mrs. Peel – Don’t start!

    Ember – Where did you live up north??

  427. Out west, rather. Reno, Nevada. Hookers, gambling, guns, and whiskey. They were good days.

  428. Ember – Spent some time in Reno – during my travels to Fallon.

  429. I’ve been to Reno a bunch of times. Louis’ Basque Corner, yum.

  430. Been through Fallon many a time. I grew up in Gardnerville, south of Reno.

  431. Ice…scraper?

    *scratches head*

    HAHAHAHAHAHA… oh that’s awesome

  432. Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!!

  433. Hiya Annie.

  434. Hey Kornkat, got any leftovers?

  435. Ice…scraper?

    *scratches head*

    All in normal in Dave’s world

  436. Hi TAT,,,nice schaze lounge. um,,,Exciting color…I can see it from here

  437. :P

  438. Hey KornKob!!!

  439. Roams — not a one. Not. A. One. damnit

  440. ‘ello, Mr. Chief. What’s shakin?

  441. Happy Thanksgiving KKA.

    *craps on MCPO’s windshield.

  442. Not much, trying to stay warm by the fire

  443. Eating some home-made apple pie with some French vanilla ice cream on it. .

  444. It was 55 degrees here today,,,or close to that, right TaT. Gonna be colder than snot on an otter’s nose in a couple days.

  445. Dave, did you just say you YOU?? crapped on Chief’s windshield? HAHA,,, I am visually trying to imagine that. You’re one skilled squatter!!

  446. It was 55 degrees here today,,,or close to that, right TaT. Gonna be colder than snot on an otter’s nose in a couple days.

    It was pretty nice. I had all my windows open and the radiators off.

  447. Right now it’s 32F and the wind is blowing about 12 – 15mph

  448. It’s 56 here, 68 in the house. Brrrr! I’m fixing to break out the hot chocolate.

  449. Mrs Peel – STFU!

  450. who’s MCPO blowing?

  451. Way to kill it, Brad!

  452. Well, just wanted to pop in and say hi … everybody take care!! Grandma duty in the morning for the widdle boys, so I needs me some rest!! heh.

    night!

  453. G’night, Miss KornKob! Come back soon!

  454. **waves to KKA**

    Bye, sweety, glad you got to see me!

  455. holy crap! did I just miss kka? no fair!!!

    sorry, hanging out with Marine corps brothers who can outdrink me like you don’t even know. not handling life so well right now

    need.to.puke

  456. Ember:

    Glad to see you made over here. Between this place & DPUD, you’ll never be the same.

    *drinks martini*

  457. **waves a greasy porkchop under PJ’s nose, in a manner reminiscent of Chet in Weird Science**

  458. looking at the time stamps, it’s apparent I didn’t “just” miss her, but I dd miss her

    gawd I just wish I could puke and get this over with

  459. that might just work b-rad

  460. puking? I thought that was only when you encounter XBRAD

  461. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article6934078.ece

    Cool!

  462. “Glad to see you made over here. Between this place & DPUD, you’ll never be the same.”

    I feel different all ready. In a very, very dirty way.

  463. In a very, very dirty way.

    Bunk!

  464. I feel different all ready. In a very, very dirty way.

    Good. I was worried that we might be losing our touch.

    Speaking of “touch”, I really can’t recommend standing that close to X-Brad, IYKWIMAITTYD.

  465. that’s my girl!

  466. “Good. I was worried that we might be losing our touch.

    Speaking of “touch”, I really can’t recommend standing that close to X-Brad, IYKWIMAITTYD.”

    Touching = bad. Got it.

  467. In a very, very dirty way.

    BTW, the H2 stylebook says it should be “very dirty, dirty way”.

  468. PJ, I think you’ll puke if you watch the ocean.

    It goes up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down…

  469. fuck the stylebook. Fuck it up its goatese loving, potato peeler circumcised schwanz

  470. “fuck the stylebook. Fuck it up its goatese loving, potato peeler circumcised schwanz”

    Expressive as always.

  471. BTW, the H2 stylebook says it should be “very dirty, dirty way”.

    We have a style book? Did I miss the memo, or did someone give one to you in an attempt to get you to cut down on those embarrassing comments you used to make/

  472. My copy of the stylebook just has dirty pictures in it.

  473. “My copy of the stylebook just has dirty pictures in it.”

    That sounds like my kind of stylebook.

  474. My copy of the stylebook just has dirty pictures in it.

    *takes book from Romy, looks at it, hands it back*

    That’s not a stylebook. That’s my diary.

  475. “fuck the stylebook. Fuck it up its goatese loving, potato peeler circumcised schwanz”

    I remember when eddie didn’t swear very often.

    DPUD corrupted him.

  476. My copy was in the outhouse, and there was no tp, so I used it to … oh, never mind.

  477. ember: just using the gifts G-d gave me.

  478. Not a fan of the stylebook, huh, Eddie?

  479. {{{Rocket Chick}}} ……… in case you need one right about now.

  480. “ember: just using the gifts G-d gave me.”

    You are wise in the way of cussing.

  481. Sean:

    My last style book molested me mentally. So I have had latent flashhbacks ever since

  482. You are wise in the way of cussing.

    Well, Father Ignatius always said he’d come to be proficient at something. I’m sure he’s so very, very proud right now.

  483. ember:

    I dunno if wise is the proper term.

    Maybe “disturbed: would be more fitting

  484. Anyone seen or heard anything out of Miss PattyAnn? I’m concerned she kept and ate all the Thanksgiving pies herself.

  485. Nonsense, Eddie, there’s magic in the way you use the word fuck.

  486. Eddie used to be the nice quiet kid you could trust to be responsible.

  487. Maybe “disturbed: would be more fitting

    “Disturbed” is puckering up in quiveringly happy anticipation of Obamacare because you actually relish the thought of a vacuum cleaner being forced through your rectum in an attempt to get every last dollar for healthcare for illegals and abortions for the careless.

  488. My last style book molested me mentally. So I have had latent flashhbacks ever since

    The same thing happened to me with The Hunt for Red October.

    FUCK YOU, CLANCY!!!!!!

  489. Eddie used to be the nice quiet kid you could trust to be responsible.

    What are you talking about? I’d trust him with my fucking kids. Just not when the fucking news is fucking on. You know what I mean?

  490. The same thing happened to me with The Hunt for Red October.

    FUCK YOU, CLANCY!!!!!!

    I never got that vibe about the book. The movie on the other hand? The casting director who suggested Balwin as Jack Ryan? I’d like to tear their eyes out with their ink pen, and then shove them, and their pen through their urethra. Sideways. Twice.

  491. The same thing happened to me with The Hunt for Red October.

    The book Sum of All Fears treated me well, but the movie version fucked me hard.

  492. All right, Girls. I’m heading in back to watch some Buffy, and probably gonna lose my connection.

    Try not to molest Tat’s new chaise lounge.

  493. The book Sum of All Fears treated me well, but the movie version fucked me hard.

    The movie was CINO. (Clancy In Name Only.)

  494. I have a very large boss to kill in Dragon Age. G’night all.

  495. Ember: thanks. Actually, my mom won’t read my writings, because she gets upset at me for my profanity.

    BiW: a few weeks ago, my daughter’s pre school teacher pulled my wife aside and asked her what Daughter watches and listens to.

    Wife asks why, and the teacher promptly responds that when they were talking about Washington DC as the Capitol, my daughter said out loud, unsolicited, “that’s where those stupid bums who steal our money live!” My wife, embarrassed, noted that I am fairly interested in politics, and she must pick it up from me when Daughter is in the car with me, listening to Mark Levin.

    So, Wife asks Daughter what I have on in the car when it’s just her and I, and she told my wife: “either Mozart or some guy yelling about the bums in Washington.”

  496. night Ember

  497. http://www.oregonlive.com/health/index.ssf/2009/11/boxing_day.html

  498. The book Sum of All Fears treated me well, but the movie version fucked me hard.

    Did it at least buy you dinner?

  499. Didn’t even kiss me goodnight.

  500. mesa didn’t kiss me good night either. But sohos totally did.

  501. But sohos totally did.

    While I have a good imagination, I sooooo wanna see pictures.

  502. Fuck pictures. I’d like to see video.

  503. Evening folks. Anything interesting happening?

  504. Eddie Bear is clearly raising his daughter correctly.

  505. My word, the content of this web log seems positively scandalous!

    *sips tea with a judgmental expression*

  506. Mind you, I’ve been known to relate the occasional bawdy anecdote, but within boundaries of course.

  507. Do you take lemon with your tea?

  508. I have a very large boss to kill in Dragon Age.

    Don’t know you.

    Fucking love you.

  509. And yes, that is tanned baby harp seal.

    Beautiful.

    I need to take a better picture;


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