Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

This is from the headline sidebar at Ace and it’s fucking hilarious.  If you weren’t such a lazy POS you would just click HERE and check it out yourself.  However since you are a lazy POS you can just read this poat.

I initially thought this was a joke but it is an actual real product that you can buy at Amazon.com.  It is a workspace mini-“desk” that you attach to your steering wheel.  This is what it looks like:

Here is a picture of some douche using the laptop steering wheel desk:

There are three official product photos at Amazon including those two.

The next picture is this:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Here is another product photo someone added:

HAHAHAHA!!!  But it gets better.  As hilarious as the pictures are, the customer reviews are even better.  I’ve been crying the last 30 minutes reading some of these.  Here are a few examples:

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1,286 of 1,323 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The greatest thing ever invented!, October 26, 2009
By T. Meadows “TM” (WV) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a “mini-bar” when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!

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587 of 608 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars I loved this so much I got one for my 90yr old mother, October 29, 2009
By S. KellySee all my reviews
(REAL NAME)

I loved my Laptop Steering Wheel Desk so much I got one for my 90yr old mother. She is an avid crossword puzzle fan and now she can work on them while she is driving back and forth from bingo at the senior center. One cautionary note be careful of those jerks that stop at yellow lights, my poor mother rear ended one and the airbag drove the desk back into her stomach which ruptured her spleen, well after a short down time I’m glad to say she is back on the road and cranking out those NY Times crosswords once again. Thanks Laptop Steering Wheel Desk you have made my mothers life more complete.

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632 of 658 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing! Holds my sheet music perfectly while driving., May 7, 2009
By Brent A. Nelson (San Antonio, TX) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)

This has been a total lifesaver. It allows me to prop my sheet music against the wheel, allowing me to play the guitar with both hands while driving.

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71 of 72 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This thing is a life saver!, November 11, 2009
By Chris Coffman (St. Louis, MO) – See all my reviews

Believe it or not, I’m typing this review on my laptop steering wheel desk! As a school bus driver I was never be able to check my email and update facebook while at work. Now I am networking more than ever! I am recommending this product to the school board later this month.

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93 of 98 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Lines, October 29, 2009
By Ashwin Prakash “ashdotcom”See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)

The best usage of this product is that i’m allowed to make perfectly symmetrical lines of cocaine while driving. product.of.the.century

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Hahahahahaha!!!  Shit like this renews my faith in mankind.

Now, STFU.

Fin.

152 Comments

  1. Your mom.

  2. Good morning, Daddy-O.

  3. Now that there’s funny.

  4. Mornin’ PA. You really do need to try the fried chicken.

  5. From the old thread: I hardly ever pass out behind the couch. Normally, I slither under the coffee table. JSYK.

  6. Andy, I can get decent fried chicken about anywhere. Good smoked chicken’s hard to find.
    I would eat Babe’s green beans for breakfast, they’re so good.

  7. Best fried chicken?

    Denny’s.

  8. “Hello, ONSTAR, how may I help you?”

    “ahh, oohh, my legs, my face….everything is shattered, and I have a steering wheel desk lodged in my chest.”

  9. Hahahaha. Here is another product photo someone added:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhlnbob

  10. Umm Rosie, this is like a week old already.

  11. Good morning, PatriciaAnnabella!

  12. I don’t care if it’s old, it’s the funniest post we’ve had in a while.

  13. Mesa, try a Popeye’s Fried Chicken (spicy), I know Houston has them. Red beans and rice, yum. Great biscuits.

  14. Umm Rosie, this is like a week old already.

    *puts Tattoo’s drawing of a “pony” up on the fridge*

  15. Okay, this is a funny poat.

    Rosie, STFU.

  16. I don’t care if it’s old, it’s the funniest post we’ve had in a while.

    I think Mare just managed to slam pretty much everybody ;)

  17. Sometimes I think Tattoo’s the little kid who is given a white pony unexpectly and she says “you didn’t have a black one?”

    ;)

  18. “The best usage of this product is that i’m allowed to make perfectly symmetrical lines of cocaine while driving. product.of.the.century”

    hahahahahahaha…..I like the emphasis on the end.

  19. Ha ha haa .Peps are too funny.

    STFU tats. It’s new to me.

  20. Who broke it this time?

  21. There are Popeye’s everywhere, I like their spicy chicken and the red beans and rice.

    Last night I had my first Whataburger and they screwed it up. Had to go back and get another one.

  22. Alright, alright…I’ll untie you Pattyann, but you’ve got to hold still. All that struggling is very distracting.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9bethr

  23. Do you think Houston is an area where you might want to stay? Do you already have plans for somewhere else?

  24. Sometimes I think Tattoo’s the little kid who is given a white pony unexpectly and she says “you didn’t have a black one?”

    No! I wanted a pink one! Take this one back and do it right!

  25. Hahahahahaha.

    “Adding this desk to my car’s steering wheel has been baby Jesus awesome. I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers.”

  26. Ewwww, Sohos and Count are acting cuddly.

  27. Hahahaha, Pup.

    Rosie, is that one from your own brain?

  28. Mesa ‘going back to get another one’:

    http://tinyurl.com/y855ks9

  29. Someone needs to get ahold of the “Safety Precautions” in the instructions for that thing.

    Rosetta, I think you owe it to your dear readers to buy one.

  30. “I received this product from my ex-wife during our attempt at a family reunion Christmas.

    She knew how much I like to eat while driving (fat guy here … guilty as charged!) and joked it would help me keep the stains off my pants.

    Well imagine my surprise when I made a left hand turn and not only spilled my plate of ham, but I now have a nasty red mark on my face from being slapped in the head by the desk which turns along with the steering wheel

    I wrote a letter to the company and they did offer me a new ham.”

  31. Rosie, is that one from your own brain?

    Hahaha. No but I like the “baby Jesus awesome” line.

  32. There are already 59 “product pictures” of the damn thing. My favorite so far is the Bugatti in the lake, with the caption that the laptop steering wheel desk will keep your expensive electronics dry.

  33. “I bought this laptop. I have never been so disappointed in my life. This laptop has no screen and no keyboard. There is no slot for a floppy, no battery, no mouse, no printer, no camera and no loudspeakers. There was not even an instruction book or a parts list. Just a slab of plastic.

    Obama promised this would not happen.”

  34. “I wrote a letter to the company and they did offer me a new ham.”

    Can’t stop laughing my ass off.

  35. “Despite what others have said, this thing is no good for sheet music. The sheet music is floppy, and there’s no lip on this to hold it up.

    Plus, it makes the seat belt catch in the valves of my tuba.”

    Hahahahaha. Who’s the faggot with the tuba?

  36. Can’t stop laughing my ass off.

    Hahahahaha. I have a headache from crying so much.

  37. “As a building contractor I am always on the run. Thanks to this amazing product I am able to pre-cut lumber on the way to the job site.

    I’ll swing by the lumber yard in the morning and pick up some twelve footers for the guys and cut them to size while battling traffic. No down time for me!

    Last week I cut an entire roof load, including all the roof sheathing, while traveling down the Eisenhower during the morning rush. On the return trip in the afternoon I’ll usually rebuild broken generators and nail guns to prepare for the next day.

    I’ve lost weight, started an orphanage and become better looking all thanks to the Steering Wheel Laptop Desk!!!”

  38. People who bought the car desk also bought this:

    http://www.amazon.com/Gorgonz-77010-Warmer-Trade-Universal/dp/B000KKV64Y/ref=pd_sim_e_2

  39. People who bought the car desk also bought this:

    http://www.amazon.com/Gorgonz-77010-Warmer-Trade-Universal/dp/B000KKV64Y/ref=pd_sim_e_2

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I wonder who found this bit on Amazon. It is Tourette’s-Guy-level funny.

  40. I just laughed out loud again after looking at the picture of the blue car.

    hahahahahahahahaha

    product.of.the.century.

  41. “This item is a dream for taking the boredom out of long trips. I recommend purchasing with a marble maze toy (like Amaze-N-Marbles 60-Piece Set), then entertain yourself by using a combination of short, sharp jerks of the steering wheel and smoother, longer turns to maneuver the marbles through the maze you built 5 miles ago.”

  42. ^ I drove behind that guy on the Florida Turnpike.

  43. “Worst gift ever.”

    Well, they dropped the price $10.99, so there’s that.

  44. Mare, here’s your Christmas gift.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000JDWD2G/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk

  45. Here’s yours:

    http://tinyurl.com/ycu8apu

  46. “Worst gift ever.”

    Mom gave me used underwear for Christmas once.

    Top that.

  47. “Mom gave me used underwear for Christmas once.”

    How poor were you, xbrad?

  48. http://tinyurl.com/yko93a9

    lmao

    Finish your assignment:

    http://tinyurl.com/yl7ktjb

  49. Good Job, man-lesbian. i just spewed my eggs everywhere while laughing.

  50. They should throw one of these in for free.

    http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

  51. “Here’s yours:

    http://tinyurl.com/ycu8apu

    Hahahahahahaha

  52. Why the hell would you pay $69.95 when the weeds are there for free.

  53. How poor were you, xbrad?

    She also gave me a check for $12,000 that year.

  54. Mare, here’s your Christmas gift.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000JDWD2G/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk

    HA! People who bought Mare’s gift also bought:
    http://tinyurl.com/yaxp9vw

    And People who bought Mare’s gift viewed this (WTF??):
    http://tinyurl.com/yasd3vm

  55. HA! Cyn, that’s about right.

  56. Those porta potties are the reason Rosetta and I always go here for vacation:

    http://tinyurl.com/ycjqdu7

  57. We’re going to do a H2 Secret Santa this year and the person I get will receive this.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykq4lco

  58. I just added this to my Wish List
    http://bacn.me/edp

  59. Those porta potties are the reason Rosetta and I always go here for vacation:

    http://tinyurl.com/ycjqdu7

    You got that right, sweet cheeks.

  60. Hahahahahahaha!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yhqcqpy

  61. PA did you see the Inflatable Toast below that?!! HA!

  62. You kids should try this place: http://www.grandwailea.com.
    I ask (read “make”) the hubby get me the lotion and the body wash from this place for Valentine’s day every year.

  63. Drama queen.

    http://tinyurl.com/yftonoo

  64. Yes, Cyn, was just looking at that.

    Here’s a revew for the yodeling pickle:

    10 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
    5.0 out of 5 stars Yodeling into your heart, February 1, 2009
    By Christopher M – See all my reviews
    Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars
    I purchased the yodeling pickle for my brother Jeff. Despite what I felt was sufficently self-explanatory packaging, my brother seemed perplexed by what the purpose of the green thing was.

    When my brother is confused about something’s purpose he has an internal list he goes through. The first thing on this list is to try said item as a suppository, a task the Yodeling Pickle seems frighteningly well-suited for. The second thing on the list is the slightly more disturbing action of turning it sideways and trying it as a suppository again, a task the Yodeling Pickle was less well-suited for. The first 15 or so things on the list wouldn’t make it into an R rated movie.

    When he finally used the Yodeling Pickel for it’s intended purpose, my brother was pleased. His ragged, self-inflicted torture shocked body shook with laughter and trauma.

    The Yodeling Pickle is a winner.

  65. Hey, Cyn:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhhf9mr

  66. ^^OMG, that’s hilarious PattyAnn! Pure Hostage Material!!

  67. That’s sweet Spur!!

    My gift to you
    http://tinyurl.com/y9af62y

  68. Cyn, I kept asking myself, which hostage wrote this review?

    Hotspur, people who bought the yodeling pickle also bought the bacon flavored mints. And the inflatable toast.

  69. OMG, Cyn. How did you know I needed a new one?

    <3

  70. I hope I draw Rosetta for Secreting Santa!!
    Don’t look Rosie! http://tinyurl.com/yctrj7d

  71. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Good eye, Cyn.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjnkvom

    See also, Hopping Hosenfucker.

    http://tinyurl.com/yj7gkrz

  72. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a brand new http://tinyurl.com/yanaw2u

  73. I know what you are all getting for Christmas:

    http://tinyurl.com/yaa442d

  74. Hahahahaha.

    There is a WARNING: CHOKING HAZZARD with this.

    http://tinyurl.com/yg92zhd

  75. People who bought “Bible For Dummies” also bought this:
    http://tinyurl.com/ye8wg8t

  76. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Scottw and Rosie are secret lovers picking out the same gifts!!!

  77. Everyone should get one of these for their dashboard: http://tinyurl.com/yktbjfd

  78. Here is your gift Cyn http://tinyurl.com/mt5tbq

  79. *returns used poo pen*

  80. OMG, they even thought of Tbom

    http://bacn.me/edr

  81. Get to work, elf.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjs4pyu

  82. That’s sweet Scottw, thank you.
    And now I present yours: http://tinyurl.com/ydzbtaq

  83. *buys stock in Poo Pen Inc.*

  84. I am soooo getting this for xbrad!! It’s perfect!
    http://tinyurl.com/yg92zhd

  85. I thought this was great. once I took them out of the package, Monsieur Tofu was nice and fun, and Mr. Bacon was kind of rude, but after awhile, just like tofu, Mr. Bacon’s evil attitude rubbed off on Tofu and then tofu started being mean as well…

    Both of these two are now mean and are constantly trying to kill me and my family, but at least they came with a free frogurt.

  86. “free frogurt”
    Hahahahahahahahaha

  87. I found just the right something for someone special:
    http://tinyurl.com/ylgb9zw

  88. I am soooo getting this for xbrad!! It’s perfect!
    http://tinyurl.com/yg92zhd

    HAHAHAHA, Cyn, I love you.

    I’ll your death quick.

  89. Another funny review
    I am a Pathologist in Riverside County California and the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk has changed my life. I used to spend long hours in the autopsy room and had too much time away from my family. With this new tool I am able to dissect the organs of a patient during my commute home. It is an excellent work space and since it does not have to be a sterile environment, the desk is just perfect. I can fit 2 livers or 2 hearts on the surface without fear of mixing up the tissues. I wish I had this years ago!

  90. PattyAnn…hahahahahaha….Yodeling pickle

    Scootw……poo pen…hahahahahahaha

  91. Christmas will be awesome this year.

    By the way, what is the yodeling pickle’s “intended Purpose?” hahahahahahahahah

  92. I actually want the pickle bandages.

    Emergency Yodel Button….HAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  93. Operators and EMS personnel are standing by.

  94. Rosetta? http://tinyurl.com/ygoep2q

  95. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/yer2vo9

  96. “Rosetta? http://tinyurl.com/ygoep2q

    hahahahahahahaha…Hostages should buy those in bulk.

  97. Merry Christmas Brad http://tinyurl.com/y9wovqh

  98. “Rosetta? http://tinyurl.com/ygoep2q”

    Peace through Douche, Baby. Peace through Douche.

  99. This is what I’m reading right now.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfw42k2

  100. way to slow the thread down, Rosie.

  101. The book for every man who works out at a gym
    http://tinyurl.com/y8sr6pd

  102. STFU xbrad.

    Here’s a picture of your face:

    http://tinyurl.com/6qzvzq

  103. I never really knew Amazon had this stuff!
    http://tinyurl.com/ydtdo2q

  104. This is what I’m reading now, but I didn’t pay $550 for it.

    http://tinyurl.com/yj94htt

  105. If you’re sick of laughing and having fun and you want to get pissed off, read this America-hating douchebag.

    http://tinyurl.com/yksg3kk

  106. You should have used a cat butt, Rosie.

  107. The douche you linked seems thrilled that it is a self fulfilling prophecy. If America won’t crumble on its own, we have to make it happen.

  108. Don’t look, Rosetta.
    I’m going to get him this for Hostage Secret Santa this year, cause it looks like a giant black poodle.
    http://bacn.me/eds

  109. No depressing shit today, dammnit, and I mean it!
    http://tinyurl.com/ygu3zpf

  110. Do Hostages do Secreting Santas? Sounds like it might be kinda fun…I’m game.

  111. Rosie or someone brought it up last week, and maybe it is a good idea.

  112. “STFU xbrad.
    Here’s a picture of your face:
    http://tinyurl.com/6qzvzq

    hahahahahaahahahaha……5th grade.

  113. Cyn, we’ve never done it before but we’ve had a couple of threads with hilarious joke gift ideas and it sounded pretty fun.

  114. Would every one be cool with giving addresses so that their SS could mail them the gift? I wouldn’t have a problem with that myself. There would have to be one person to be the Master with all the info to disburse I think.

  115. PattyAnn, that’s a pretty good gift for Rosetta.

  116. Do Hostages do Secreting Santas? Sounds like it might be kinda fun…I’m game.

    I thought we should try that this year. I’m going to do a post about it in the next week or so.

    I think it will be fun.

  117. Would every one be cool with giving addresses so that their SS could mail them the gift?

    Some people won’t be comfortable with that but that’s okay. Enough people will want to play that it will be fun.

    Plus I have a lot of addresses from sending out Max’s birth announcement so most of that work is done.

  118. Rosetta, many of us will begin to do our Xmas shopping this weekend with all the sales going on; just FYI for the timing of your poat.

  119. I’m going to get him this for Hostage Secret Santa this year, cause it looks like a giant black poodle.
    http://bacn.me/eds

    Hahahahaha. Damn dirty ape.

  120. The only problem with Secret Santa is that someone is gonna get a gift from TBoM

    {{shudder}}

  121. Rosetta, many of us will begin to do our Xmas shopping this weekend with all the sales going on; just FYI for the timing of your poat.

    Yeah I thought about that which is why I’m going to do the post this week. Duh.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz5nwr2

  122. The only problem with Secret Santa is that someone is gonna get a gift from TBoM

    {{shudder}}

    HA! I was thinking that about you brab!

  123. OW!

  124. brab? I think Cyn just burped.

  125. Just as long as she didn’t shart, it’s all good.

  126. Interesting, PattyAnn. A Bishop with ethics (and acts on them).

    Coming from the Palm Beach Diocese where we had THREE Bishops in a row with pedophile behavior attached to them, I am definitely jaded. I wonder if that Bishop supported Obama……FAIL.

    Also, the Jesuit from Woodstock was a typical idiot.

    PattyAnn, are you Catholic. If so, out of respect for you I will refrain from calling Catholics assholes.

  127. “Yeah I thought about that which is why I’m going to do the post this week. Duh.
    http://tinyurl.com/yz5nwr2

    hahahahahaha

  128. Hey smart computer person, I have my laptop plugged in but it’s not charging the battery.

    When I click on the power meter icon in the tray it says “plugged in, not charging”.

    WTF. How do I fix that?

  129. “Yeah I thought about that which is why I’m going to do the post this week. Duh.
    http://tinyurl.com/yz5nwr2”

    hahahahahaha

    Hahahaha. I Googled “stupid woman” and that picture came up.

  130. This was a funny thread…. how strange and wonderful.

  131. L to R

    Hostages, Secret Santa

    http://tinyurl.com/yezda6e

  132. “I Googled “stupid woman” and that picture came up.”

    hahaha…classic

  133. “Hostages, Secret Santa
    http://tinyurl.com/yezda6e

    LOL

  134. Rebel, what brand laptop?

  135. Merry Christmas, Pupster:

    http://tinyurl.com/yc7b86v

  136. Is there any reason we’re ignoring Mesa’s poat?

  137. Merry Christmas, Mare:

    http://tinyurl.com/ybmuqhy

  138. hahahahahahahahaha

  139. Erster haters.

  140. “Is there any reason we’re ignoring Mesa’s poat?”

    No, and they look delicious. Who was drinking the BudLight?

  141. I like black and white tiling on the wall. It makes me think of a 50s diner.

    http://tinyurl.com/yh2am8g

  142. Rebel, what brand laptop?

    Alienware from Dell.

  143. Pupster’s not my real dad:

    http://tinyurl.com/32wjjc

  144. Rosetta, you need to narrow your search parameters.

  145. Rosie, whatever you do, don’t download the trailer from Rubberdoll

    Freaky shit there.

    Cool tune tho.

  146. Mare, I just found the world’s best picture. I’ll add it to mesa’s new post.

  147. Ricola, check your email at 88

  148. There’s a new poat?

  149. that poat is hella new.


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