Ersters

[UPDATE: Rosetta]

The world’s funniest post got pushed down by this POS?

Here’s a picture of your mom.

 

There is a lot that goes on in the latex fetish world that I don’t understand.

301 Comments

  1. First.

  2. Crap. Now I’m hungry.

  3. http://tinyurl.com/y8dgu7y

  4. who pee’d in Pupster’s kibble?

  5. Man that stuff looks good.

  6. LOU!!!

    *tackles Lou, administers wedgie*

  7. Eh, the tatoos make her look skanky.

  8. I <3 WTFBear!
    Wonder if he's got a facechimp page…

  9. Ricola, check your email at 88

  10. Eh, the tatoos make her look skanky.

    That’s a pretty bulbous ass for a white chick.

  11. How on earth do you even get into that second outfit, let alone pee!?

  12. Yeah, Cyn, I think there’s a little “curse of the Spanish” going on there.

  13. Mesa, the food looks terrific.

    Rosetta, those pictures are icky and make me want to rock in a corner.

  14. Mare, you have something on your face.

    http://tinyurl.com/yflnwa6

  15. I had to bing “ersters”.

    I wish I knew how to speak Texas better.

  16. That’s a pretty bulbous ass for a white chick.

    Hahaha. I thought the same thing. Maybe that’s why she wears the thing…so people won’t notice the junk in her trunk.

  17. http://georgegorn.wordpress.com/

  18. Comment by PattyAnn on November 22, 2009 3:06 pm

    Ricola, check your email at 88

  19. If that’s what sohos is feeding Mesa, I’m goin’ to Texas.

  20. “My comment is awaiting moderation”???

    I don’t like georgegorn’s new website already.

  21. I don’t want to, however, pictures like that make me wonder what happens to people that makes them “attracted” to or “need” that kind of “stimulation.”

    Number of quotes = yuckyness of topic

  22. We haven’t heard from Sohos today…?

  23. BBL

  24. I don’t mind opening up a “poo pen” on Christmas morning with my husband and two daughters, but a framed, signed copy of “hose fuckers” will not be welcomed.

  25. Mare, always to remember, one person’s yuckyness is another person’s sex life.

  26. “Mare, always to remember, one person’s yuckyness is another person’s sex life.”

    Yes, that’s my point. I’m just assuming I’m not offending anyone here.

  27. Hahaha, I’m just saying you’ll never know ’cause no one in their right mind would admit to owing that size L latex catsuit, model #138668. (yes, this is a joke-I don’t own one)

  28. Mare, I’d pay good money to see you in a latex catsuit.

  29. ” I’m just assuming I’m not offending anyone here.”

    I don’t think hose fuckers are that easily offended.

  30. hahahahahaha….true…….except TBoM.

  31. xbrad, how’s your sheep?

  32. xbrad, how’s your sheep?

    Sadly, she’s vinyl, not latex.

  33. People in latex catsuits are not thin-skinned.

  34. “People in latex catsuits are not thin-skinned.”

    We don’t care about that. We want to know if they have humps.

  35. Hahahahaha. “Hosefucker” is one of my favorite words.

  36. “are not thin-skinned.”

    Maybe they are and that’s why they wear those suits.

  37. Ledenhosefucker is a compound fracture

  38. Rosetta, are you going to the football game?

  39. I don’t think hose fuckers are that easily offended.

    Hahahahahahaha. That’s an excellent comment.

    + 19 Nobel Peace Prizes

  40. “Ledenhosefucker is a compound fracture”

    Poor Sohos.

  41. Rosetta, are you going to the football game?

    I would if Mrs Rosetta made me but she’s too hungover to go. Haha.

  42. So, Mrs. Rosetta likes football?

    Obviously your party last night was fun.

  43. Son-in-Law took 10YO to a Dallas Stars game last night. 10YO cheered for the New Jersey Devils. Don’t think grandson’s going to be going to any other games with his Dad.

  44. I made excellent chili today. I love it when I get dinner done early.

    DAMN YOU STUPID COOKING! (when I want to be online goofing or watching sports)

  45. “Ledenhosefucker is a compound fracture”

    Poor Sohos.

    Hahahahaha.

  46. That first important update picture is a dude.

    Rook hands, Bradley-san…always rook hands!

  47. So, Mrs. Rosetta likes football?

    She likes all the various aspects to the activity “going to the football game” moreso than football.

    Obviously your party last night was fun.

    Correct.

  48. ““Ledenhosefucker is a compound fracture”

    Poor Sohos.”

    Sorry, sohos.

  49. That first important update picture is a dude.

    I don’t know that that really matters.

  50. When people “innocently” come to the site, I would love to have a picture of their face when they view the post pictures. I would also love to know what they are thinking when they read a thread.

  51. Heidi Samuel?

    wTF?

    http://tinyurl.com/yzhdedw

    It was bad enough when Sarah Michelle Gellar changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze.

  52. Fargin iceholes!

  53. Rook hands, Bradley-san…always rook hands!

    Don’t really matter. I wasn’t gonna fuck him/her/it with Mare’s dick and PattyAnn pushing.

  54. I don’t remember dry heaving or anything. I can’t remember what I thought about this place initially.

  55. “I can’t remember what I thought about this place initially.”

    I think you were in shock the first 2 weeks. Then you were assimilated.

  56. This thread needs some music.

  57. Jackassimilated is more like it.

  58. Why is Ray Charles wearing a watch?

  59. Shrimps oyster and beer with friends, is there anything better?

  60. Mare, let’s hug.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhvopnf

  61. Jackassimilated is more like it.

    Perfect.

  62. “Jackassimilated is more like it.”

    Completely.

    “Mare, let’s hug.” Fine, but how do I know it’s you?

    That weirdo Forrester is back.

  63. I think Rosie’s just using this thread as an excuse to surf for BDSM porn.

    “But honey, I need to find funny pics for H2!! If I happen to come across thousands upon thousands of fetish pictures and save them to my hard drive, that’s just coincidence!”

  64. brb

  65. OK, I’m back.

    wait. brb

  66. forrester is a douche.

  67. “forrester is a douche.”

    hahahahaha

  68. The nurse is here to “take your vitals”.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygftdhh

  69. we got entirely too drunk last night I am feeling like Mrs. Rosetta….hung over!

  70. Seriously, I don’t know what these are.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykzzk4r

  71. those are leather puppy mitts

  72. ABORT!!!! ABORT!!!!

    I just ended up on brazilianshemalesblog.com.

    *runs and takes shower*

  73. So how’s your mom doing, Xbrad?

    http://tinyurl.com/yby44ym

  74. soohoon, what size shoe do you wear?

    http://tinyurl.com/yk3v8hs

  75. “So how’s your mom doing, Xbrad?
    http://tinyurl.com/yby44ym

    hahahahaha

  76. Pup, did you know that xbrad’s mom has a brain tumor?

  77. Rosetta my gimp leg wouldnt even go in those boots

  78. Can you believe the Chiefs have played the Steelers into an overtime?

  79. Sohos, tell us about Mesa.

  80. It’s almost time for this:

  81. Rosetta my gimp leg wouldnt even go in those boots

    BRING OUT THE GIMP!! LEG!!

  82. The Chiefs just beat the Steelers. Amazing!

  83. Great video!!!

  84. Mare he is VERY TALL

  85. I have a great lady friend who sends that out to everyone, every year. I LMAO every time.

  86. I’m the reindeer on the left.

  87. New Orleans is undefeated!!!!!!

  88. And what about the home-town Houston Texans?? Why does SoHoS have to be a h8r??

  89. L to R: mesa, soohoopoopen

    http://tinyurl.com/yklgy5c

  90. “Mare he is VERY TALL”

    Is he off beat like his videos?

  91. Rosetta, concerning that photo you just linked … Can you still call it muff diving if it’s looking at you, eye level as you’re standing?

  92. Oh yeah Mare

  93. MOM!! CLINT IS BEING PORNY!!!

  94. I have always been a Saints fan even when I was a kids, the Texans are alright…

  95. “Pup, did you know that xbrad’s mom has a brain tumor?”

    Yes.

    I didn’t think tumors were caused by shovels, but I’m not a brain surgeon.

  96. Hey, Mare!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yg2zmkt

  97. “Oh yeah Mare”

    Smile.

  98. The end of Planes, Trains and Automobiles makes me cry like a baby.

  99. SoHoS – Remember that doll you lost in the backyard when you were 7?? It wants to have a word with you! http://tinyurl.com/yz6nq3v

  100. MCPO, I’ve read them and my daughter saw the movie Friday night.

  101. John Candy should have won an Oscar for that movie.

  102. “but I’m not a brain surgeon.”

    WHAAAAAAAT????

  103. I loved John Candy in Uncle Buck also.

  104. When is Dave coming in from the spa?? http://tinyurl.com/yh3qe4b

  105. John Candy should have won an Oscar for that movie.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygqsne8

  106. Heheh
    STFU Mare, Rosetta you are a perv.

  107. MCPO needs a Laptop steering wheel for his Rascal.

  108. The new guy needs a beat down.

  109. Mare – HOVER ROUND, DAMNIT!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yf2965e

  110. I didn’t think tumors were caused by shovels, but I’m not a brain surgeon.

    Hahahahahahaha. Stupid non-brain surgeon.

    MCPO, did you read the prior poatse?

  111. The new guy needs a beat down.

    Mare has the hawts for the noob!!

  112. I could definitely go for the new guy. He may be a douche but he hasn’t been tainted by this place….yet.

  113. MOM!!!! MARE’S CHECKING OUT THE NEW GUY’S TAINT AGAIN!!!

  114. MOM!!! Mare said, “Taint!”!!!

  115. The new guy needs a beat down.

    Hahahahahahaha. Stupid new guy.

  116. I wish chicks would leave my nuts alone.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygdohy4

  117. ^ that’s precious.

  118. Pupster, worst hitchhiker in the world.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfxrwzf

  119. http://tinyurl.com/yh52rae

  120. Rosetta, you know how you googled “stupid woman” well I just googled “stupid man” and guess what the first picture is…………goatse.

  121. Define “tainted.”

  122. NOT PRECIOUS!!!

  123. Rosetta, you know how you googled “stupid woman” well I just googled “stupid man” and guess what the first picture is…………goatse.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yclu8nh

  124. “HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/yclu8nh

    hahahahahahaha…..So true.

  125. SCARY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yl6ck2e

  126. Hahahaha. This chick should hang out here.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylr3fzn

  127. that is funny Rosie

  128. Plus I have a lot of addresses from sending out Max’s birth announcement so most of that work is done.

    Uh huh…when was this and why don’t I have one?

  129. BBL Hostages. Picking my daughter up from driver’s ed to take her to volleyball.

    It’s been fun.

    http://tinyurl.com/6rkv3f

  130. *note to self*

    When making mushrooms from icing, be careful which tip you use.

  131. What kind of tree is that?

    http://tinyurl.com/yfdey4s

  132. OK, I’m back.

    Pupster, I’m a little amazed I haven’t cracked momma with a shovel yet.

  133. L-R Rosetta – Mare

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgLmHfmv-AQ

  134. Rosetta, what’s gonna happen when Mrs. R catches you surfing for pron?

  135. I hated Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

    I loved Uncle Buck, though.

    And Laurie Metcalf in her tight riding outfit?

    I’d hit it.

  136. Rosetta, what’s gonna happen when Mrs. R catches you surfing for pron?

    Searching on “latex gas mask” isn’t porn, stupid. At least not for me.

  137. Searching on “latex gas mask” isn’t porn, stupid. At least not for me.

    I’ve got your wife’s email. I think it’s time we had a chat.

  138. Hahahahaha. Nothing that you could tell Mrs Rostta would surprise her.

    Also, I don’t understand why the gas mask is part of the whole latex freak show scene.

  139. And how could you hate Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

    Are you a retard or something?

  140. Rosetta it cracks me up that you are fascinated with the latex scene

  141. Yeah, I gotta figured that Mrs. R is pretty inured to most things by now, except your kitteh pron fetish.

  142. I love Planes, Trains, and Automobiles…some great one liners in that movie

  143. Dorothy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yf5n5wr

  144. Rosetta it cracks me up that you are fascinated with the latex scene

    Hahahahaha. I can’t help it. I don’t get it.

    I do know that you can Google Images anything with the word “latex” and see funny shit.

  145. Rosie, you might like this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11ftLeMjlw

  146. L to R: sohos, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/6ppnh6

  147. Here’s some ketchup for that hot dog.

  148. *knocks on Rosie’s head*

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/ersters/#comment-179563

  149. Rosie, you might like this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11ftLeMjlw

    Armand Van Helden is excellent and that song in particular is good. I think that video was even a BBF musical interlude at H1.

  150. I like the one called “Fatty in Latex” hahahaha

  151. Sohos, so other than being really really tall, what else would be fun to reveal about Mesa?

  152. Rosie, I thought you’d just like the spanking part.

  153. Spanking gets old after a while.

  154. Great. My mom NEVER watches movies on TV.

    Until now. She decides to watch “The Trip to Bountiful”

    Who the fuck watches a movie in which NOTHING gets blown up, and the protagonist isn’t a soldier or a hawt young chick with superpowers?

  155. Well this is an unfortunate find.

  156. OMG!!!!!!!! that is so great!!!!!

  157. THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!

  158. HAHAHAHA! I love Christamas!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40v01EHrqz4

  159. She may be skinny but she’s strong

  160. Uh huh…when was this and why don’t I have one?

    Shit. I’m glad you told me that. Something bad happened with one of the the batches that we mailed. Mrs Rosetta has heard from 2 or 3 of her friends that they didn’t get theirs either.

    Yours was mailed last Monday.

    If anyone else reading this was expecting a Max birth announcement and you haven’t received it yet, please email me.

  161. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCqcMOB6STc&feature=related

  162. Spanking gets old after a while.

    First time a girl asked me to spank her, I was a bit nonplussed.

    XBradTC Adult Theater

    Her: Spank me!

    Me: “???”

    Her: Spank me!

    Me: **pat**

    Her: NO! Harder!

    Me: **THA-WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

    Her: “Oh, Holy Fuck! What are you doing?!?!?!”

    Me: “Sorry, I’m new at this.”

  163. why?

    http://tinyurl.com/y92opxf

  164. L to R

    Sohos, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/y87fysg

  165. Maybe you practice on Dolly a bit more before your next date, xbrad.

  166. OMG!!!!!!!! that is so great!!!!!

    You would have thought the guy would have at least washed his hair first.

  167. how did you find that?

  168. I’m pretty sure I promised to sell Dolly to one of you guys.

  169. For some reason I thought of this video which cracks me up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1N_gKBSXvU

    The “My Pants” video was in the related video sidebar.

    Worst video ever.

  170. Rosetta how come you never wear your new shirt? http://tinyurl.com/ych6mhy

  171. Rosetta how come you never wear your new shirt? http://tinyurl.com/ych6mhy

    I will have you know that I owned that shirt at one point in my life.

  172. I hope you burned that shirt at one point in your life.

  173. is the alien mask chic a midget?

  174. she has a huge butt

    NTTAWWT

  175. Sohos, do you know what I admire most in a girl with a big butt?

  176. do tell

  177. I hope you burned that shirt at one point in your life.

    I ended up giving it to Goodwill. I bought the shirt because I thought it was funny but who wears a yellow shirt? No offense Clint.

    Everything I own is either black, navy, white, gray or some shade of blue. It’s makes things so much easier.

    It’s an adult male version of Garanimals.

  178. Sage green, brown, heather. . .

  179. is the alien mask chic a midget?

    Quit trying to combine fetishes.

  180. *hits MCPO with a shovel*

    Did you read the prior thread, Methuselah?

  181. heather? Girls shirt.

  182. Read?!? Shit man, I only come here for the pictures!

  183. The line for Twilight last night — http://imgur.com/TGrUO.jpg

  184. Heather is a girl”s name, not a color.

  185. do tell

    My dick.

  186. Rosetta’s poat was so funny it brought tears to my pants.

  187. MOM!!! MCPO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO READ!!!

  188. This poat smells of dead skunk and Rosetta.

  189. Hello Hostages! Loved the Secret Santa thread, now I have to be quiet about the various gag gifts I’ve received over the years, or you’ll know what you’re getting for Christmas.

  190. The pain killer I took is putting me under. Be back later

  191. I luv Sohos.

    You don’t even have to slip her a roofie.

    She does it herself.

  192. I’ve got tears running down my cheeks from that last poat. Oh, and Mare called me a name!

  193. Mrs. Pupster gave me the option of going to see the new Twilight movie or staying home and doing this:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhdf5fa

    I stayed home.

  194. Lemma know if you get tired, Pupster.

    I’ll punch you a few times..

  195. I added the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk poat to Teh Funneh.

    I just showed Mrs Rosetta and she almost fell on the floor.

  196. It was epic.

  197. What the act of sexual congress is this excrement.

  198. Gee, that’s just what this poat has been missing.

    The comic musings of Sean the Insult Idiot.

  199. I would never make Mr. RFH go see a Twilight movie. I inflicted “A Walk in the Clouds” on him and felt sorry for him afterwards.

  200. What the act of sexual congress is this excrement.

    Hahahahahaha.

    Also, I don’t like the words “sexual” and “congress” next to each other.

    – 28 Nobel Peace Prizes

  201. Go light a candle at the Cathedral of St. Fu, b-rad.

  202. Rocket Chick, wanna rassle?

  203. Go light a candle at the Cathedral of St. Fu

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    + 29 Nobel Peace Prizes

    Hey…whoever gets my name for the secret Santa, don’t buy me the inflatable toast because I already have that.

  204. I decided I needed to perk up a bit, so I went looking for The Cult.

    Came across a, lets just say a very erotic, version of Wild Flower. Some of these pics might be selected for BBF! But I like the tune.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZsQuRQWPZE

  205. oh, and BTW, if Rosie gets you that pen, it’s perfect for writing diwn your To Do-Do List.

  206. oh, and BTW, if Rosie gets you that pen, it’s perfect for writing diwn your To Do-Do List.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Also, the Cult kicks ass.

  207. And Electric is one of the greatest albums in the last 25 years despite the fact that Shimmy is the front man.

  208. Hey…whoever gets my name for the secret Santa, don’t buy me the inflatable toast because I already have that.

    **shit; goes and modifies order at amazon, begins looking at blue-shaded urinal pucks**

  209. In a little while, Rosie. Dealing with dinner at the moment, bbl.

  210. What’s for dinner?

  211. Hey…whoever gets my name for the secret Santa, don’t buy me the inflatable toast because I already have that.

    Do you have one of these?

    http://tinyurl.com/62sm

  212. Cyn, please watch this and then write a review.

    http://tinyurl.com/6zbagt

  213. My fav Cult of All Time: Fire Woman
    **turns up speakers to 11**
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjSm0iLIeZE

  214. Cyn, please watch this and hen write a review.

    http://tinyurl.com/6zbagt

    Fucking.Hilarious!!

    +18 Nobels!!!

  215. Rosie, don’t eat the big blue mint.

  216. The picture at the end…I swear one looks like DiT (at least judging from his POL)

  217. What the fuck are you looking at?

    http://tinyurl.com/ydwbj6q

  218. Speaking of 11, “She Sells Sanctuary”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuQXS-AP_to

  219. Off to mke din-din. Later M’baters

  220. Okay one more quickie…yes, I was looking for a good one of Sanctuary, but didn’t find. I’ll check yours out later.
    Hugs–Biee!

  221. Rosie, don’t eat the big blue mint.

    http://tinyurl.com/yf59dje

  222. Cyn, please watch this and then write a review.

    http://tinyurl.com/6zbagt

    The laughter in th background is vaguely unsettling.

  223. Yeah all the videos of Sanctuary suck goat.

    The one I linked has distortion shooting out of its ass.

  224. The laughter in th background is vaguely unsettling.

    I think it’s from the Bob and Tom show.

    I’ve actually seen the guy that sings Toast in concert. Hahahahaha.

  225. Speaking of 11, Bob

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffCmFDzaYyQ

  226. Speaking of Bob, Beck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

  227. That’s some weak ass shit, MCPO…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67bTpVQfB6U

  228. Okay, I’m going to watch a flick.

    bbl.

    Everyone with the exception of xbrad was exceptionally funny today.

    + 7 pieces of ice for my cocktail

  229. Speaking of, etc.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOo9azW-R_Y

  230. Hey, xBrad! STFU!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHlA3fmJG0

  231. Does anyone know how to speak Chinese.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygr44ny

  232. *goes to check my football picks*

    Dave: 6
    LauraW: 9

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    fucking fuck fuckety fuckin fuck fu….. *stabs myself in the thigh with a steak knife*

    uh, need a little help here.

  233. LauraW is beating Dave like a rented mule!

  234. DiT looks at his picks:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odHFZKqta4s

  235. Does anyone know how to speak Chinese.

    Yes. More than a billion people.

  236. MCPO, I’ve always liked that Rammstein song, but never saw the vid. Thanks.

    Go stab yourself with Dint’s steak knife.

  237. I can’t read Chinese, but I’ll bet that chick could teach me Braille.

  238. There are 14 different dialects in China!

  239. Well, that pegged my Whogivesashitmeter.

  240. BEARS!!!

  241. Suck.

  242. Mesa, you’re required by law to hate the Bears now.

    Sorry.

  243. Better than cheering for the Lions.

  244. What’s there to cheer about, Roamy?

  245. So, what did you make for my dinner, Rockethussy?

  246. Dog food, XBrad, if you don’t at least smile and say hi.

  247. Very nice Metal selections gentlemen! Chief–I diint know you had it in you!

  248. **pouts**

    I said “hi” earlier.

    I didn’t think I had to go through the whole greeting ritual again.

    Oh, and “Hi”.

    What kind of dog food? Science Diet? That’s the good stuff. Mom only buys the store-brand shit.

  249. I just had steak noodle bowls with tamari sauce. I’ll leave scraps out for you, brad.

  250. What’s tamari sauce, Cyn?

    XBrad, ham, green beans, mashed potatoes, and apple pie. Sorry it’s not pecan pie.

  251. Where’s that shovel Pupster had for my mom earlier?

    Now she’s bitching about the potatoes I peeled.

    That woman is dedicated to being as miserable as possible.

  252. Romy, odd coincidence, I’m having the exact same thing, except the pie.

    And truth be told, apple pie is my favorite. I just haven’t had a decent pecan pie for so long, I’m jonesing for one. But my aunt did just mail us a couple pounds of fresh pecans.

  253. Tamari is a wheat-free soy sauce. I’m staying away from the gluten products as part of my temporary food intake plan (I refused to call it a diet, dammit) to help with my body’s fucked up pH. My noodles are brown rice too; my 11 YO now likes them better than “regular” noodles.

  254. Mmmm ham and bean-beans–that sounds yummy, Roamy! Savor a bite of that apple pie for me; I’ll bet it smells awesome, all warmy and cinnamony out of the oven.

  255. Roamy, you cook like I grew up.

  256. Roamy cooks sexually confused?

  257. *Looks around to see if anyone notices I’m wearing another yellow shirt.*

    What the hey, I love yellow shirts. Hawaiin shirts too.

  258. *Borrows Rosetta’s shovel, heads for Sean.*

  259. You’re gonna need a bigger shovel.

    For all that bullshit.

  260. OMGosh! Lookit how cute the chubby Baby Jesus is!!! You just want to blow farts on him.

    k..later..beasnette is kicking me off the ‘puter.

  261. No wonder — http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/internet_brain.php

  262. Hey Rosetta, whatchya cookin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/yzuwfyb

  263. Heh,
    A ancient ExGF just stopped by. I have not seen her in 10 years. (she married someone 7 years ago) She invited me to her company Christmas party.

  264. Clint, where did you grow up?

  265. A ancient ExGF just stopped by.

    You’ve gotta be careful with those incantations…

    http://tinyurl.com/yz76e3r

  266. Clint didn’t grow up. He was hatched full size.

    In an ugly yellow shirt.

  267. Heheh
    She looks better than that Sean.

  268. Heh. I just noticed that the only time Amber Benson’s name appeared as a regular cast member on Buffy was the episode when her character gets killed off.

  269. Warp Dog

  270. I’m kind of pissed off at Mare for making a joke out of that Amazon listing for Gorgonz earmuffs earlier.

    I love mine. When it’s 10 degrees F outside (and colder, in this latitude), they save me from that freezing headache you get from the bitterly cold wind whistling into your ears. And they wrap around the back of your head so you can still wear a hood or a fleece wrap around your head, and stuff.

    IT’S NOT FUNNY. THOSE ARE REALLY VERY GOOD EARMUFFS.

    I’ll get over it.

  271. I just noticed that the only time Amber Benson’s name appeared as a regular cast member on Buffy was the episode when her character gets killed off.

    xbrad, has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you don’t do so well with the ladies because you’re a flaming fag?

  272. IT’S NOT FUNNY. THOSE ARE REALLY VERY GOOD EARMUFFS.

    *double-locks doors….

  273. Wiser,

    I do just fine with the wimmens when I’m not too lazy to chase ’em.

    Just ask your mom.

  274. LauraW,
    When you live someplace warm, any kind of earmuff is just giggle inducing.
    And wear a hat you won’t need ear muffs.

    Ok what do I know I live where it never freezes.

    Ever.

  275. Just ask your mom.

    My mom has done donkeys and corpses. But the fact that she has done you truly shocks me. Honestly, i thought the woman had some standards.

    Guess I was wrong.

  276. She’s got standards. Pretty damn low ones. But they’re there. She wouldn’t fuck Rosetta.

    BTW, I had a pair of earmuffs in Chicago. I didn’t give a shit if the temp was -5F, and the wind was blowing 20mph, I always wore a windbreaker to work. But if it WAS cold, I’d wear my earmuffs.

  277. She wouldn’t fuck Rosetta.

    she does draw the line at pre-op transexuals, that is true.

  278. I used to think earmuffs were funny until I spent two weeks at Offut AFB in January.

  279. earmuffs are awesome when you’re skiing. Especially the ones that you can string your ear-buds through.

  280. New Poat Ready to Defile

  281. I just came in to shut off my computer for the night and saw the new header picture. That must be saved for all eternity!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

    Hi Wiserbud. Hi Forresturd. Hi DinT. Hi LauraW. D’I miss anybody?

  282. **pouts because I was missed**

  283. I said Hi to you earlier…and did you miss I was actually leaving home cooked food out for you in the bushes? JesusTittyFuckingChrist!

  284. **pats brad on the head; poor idiot. notes to self to leave another pack of marlboro’s by bushes**

  285. I got that part. I saw the part where you were shutting down for the night and thought you weren’t going to say goodbye.

    **gnaws on chicken bone*

    **still hungry**

  286. Howdy ma’am

  287. I DIDN’T LEAVE CHICKEN OUT TONIGHT.

    Just exactly at whose bushes are you camping this evening, Mister Man????

  288. *loads the SKS and checks the bushes

  289. **looks around**

    Where the fuck am I?

    **checks calendar**

    Oh, it’s Sunday. I’m at LauraW’s.

  290. I always say good bye, even to you zbrad. No worries. But I am kinda hurt that your eating out of someone else’s garbage.

  291. I used to think earmuffs were funny until I spent two weeks at Offut AFB in January.

    Pansy.

  292. Cyn, I think it was chicken.

    But I’m not positive.

  293. Ahh, shit, yes; Sunday. Totally my bad.

    Have a good time at the W house!
    :-)

  294. Earmuffs are funny.

    When it gets really cold–like MN in Jan cold then I have a Jayne style hat I pull out. Mostly b/c there’s enough metal running thru my lower ears that they get cold quick.

  295. Ha! First time in my life I ever saw a blizzard, and if I plan well as I did for the subsequent 25 years it’ll be the last.

  296. more html tag

    Sounds dreamy.

  297. Mesa moved his comment making mine now look something SeanM woudl write.

    Okay to the new poat now.

  298. Don’t worry Cyn, we know you’re smarter than Sean, by at least 2 IQ points.

  299. The Thanksgiving episode of “The Cleveland Show” that they just ran on Fox was the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

  300. Thanks for the nice video !


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