Run, Linus! Run for your life!!!

It turns out that there’s a grove of lemon trees planted right next to the pumpkin patch, and it’s not The Great Pumpkin who’s “rising up.”

Get the fuck out of there, you fucking blockhead!

[UPDATE: ROSETTA]

Well this is certainly an interesting post to wake up to.  Let’s see what some of our regulars have to say about it.  What do you think about this post, Advice Dog?

Okay then.  Asian Baby Jesus?  Any thoughts on this post?

Baby Jesus - Asian

There seems to be some concern in the H2 community regarding this post.  What do you think, WTFFace Jenkins?

wtfface 2

We have Kermit here with us.  Kermit, I believe you’ve seen this post.  What are your feelings?

Goatse Kermit

Well, there you have it.  Not a lot of support in the community for this post.  Back to you, Katie.

Critically Important Update!! [wiserbud]

I spare no expense when it comes to decorating for Halloween.

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397 Comments

  1. Firsteez!!

  2. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 30, 2009 12:05 pm

    Please feel free to heap abuse on Cat.

    Where ya bin, chrome-polisher? No one gave you a hall pass.

    Stuck in the swamps with no innertubes-net-thingy. Chrome Polisher? When did i get a promotion?

  3. *** Puts Coffee on Counter along with slightly backwashed open Valu-Rite Bottle***

    *** Points paw at DinT ***

  4. Good morning, Sox and any other Hostages out there. Thanks for the coffee!

  5. Mornin’ Halloweeners.

  6. PJM at Walmart.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5909

  7. Need help filling out your job application? Smartypants Romy is your gal.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5909

  8. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5843

    Oops. This one.

    cut n paste fail

  9. Put some spackle over that crack!

  10. Hey, it’s a free country, babe.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5667

  11. I cannot believe how much this post sucks.

  12. Steve_in_HB?

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5725

  13. Rosetta?

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5918

  14. Funniest single word post headline/ photo combo ever.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5604

    Somebody stop me, I’m frickin’ dying over here. They aren’t funny individually so much, but after a few pages I’m howling. I like the cars in the parking lot too.

  15. Hahahahaha! The people of Wal-Mart thing is hilarious. It also makes me want to take a shower.

  16. Mare does some shopping before going to church.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5366

  17. I have attempted to ostracize Sean by adding an update to this POS poat.

  18. I also like the version of the Wal-Mart smiley face on that site.

  19. wtf???

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5146

  20. They say that it is best to ignore a tantrum.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5205

  21. This is from a Jake Tapper piece.

    Although this is exactly what any non-Kool-Aid-drinking-idiot already knew, it makes me want to hunt down and kill the douchebag that came up with the concept of a fucking “saved job”. Everytime I hear that imaginary bullshit, I want to hurt people.

    Brian Schmidt, director of planning and programming for the commission said that his staff originally reported to the Obama administration that the stimulus money saved 250 jobs. Then, realizing they had mistakenly double credited, they later changed that to 125 jobs. Tuesday, they updated it again to 74 jobs.

    Here is a picture of a saved job:

    http://tinyurl.com/2td3wb

    I would like to know when the phrase “saved job” first showed up in the press. I know for a fact I have never heard that before this year or late last year.

  22. wtf???

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5146

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s my favorite. The deer’s head kicks ass.

  23. I would take a job as a flower fairy at this point. So, I thought I would sign up and just substitute teach everyday starting in January most places around here pay around 95.00 a day, 2200 people signed up to be substitutes at the closest school district and several of the others are ONLY taking certified teachers…well if you are certified you might as well get a JOB teaching huh? It is ridiculous, it is b/c so many fucking people are OUT OF WORK

  24. mesablue tries to ‘blend’ in the new neighborhood.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4557

  25. AAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!

    Somebody help me do this cleaning, woodja??

  26. Sure, Chief, I’ll help.

    *points*

    You missed a spot over there.

  27. I will hire you to be my flower fairy, soohoo.

  28. Rosetta, The O Team (not to be confused with the O Face) needs to indulge everyone who will listen in the fantasy of “jobs saved or created” in order to build a belief in the myth that government can actually do such a thing.

    All part of this adminstration’s difficult task of killing the free market until it stays dead.

  29. I’d like to know when an article or an op ed became a ‘piece’. WtTF is wrong with article or story. All of yuze that use ‘piece’ can grab ahold of my piece and shake it.

  30. I will do the cleaning if you write my paper

  31. “Pull over ta the WalMart, honey, we’re gonna need some paper towels and meat tenderizer.”

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4180

  32. Hey Happy Halloween, everyone!!

  33. Scozzafava just dropped out.

    Adios, RINO.

  34. Scozzafava just dropped out.

    Good, she can run as a fucking Commie douche nozzle in the next election.

  35. You may have seen this but if not I don’t want you to miss it. I think I like Chris Christie more than any other politician after seeing his interview on Imus.

    The first time I heard it, when Christie says how much he weighs I almost spewed coffee all over the place.

  36. Damn genghis for sending the link to me. Can’t …..stop….
    I think part of it is because my GF and I enjoy just hanging out people-watching, making up little stories to go along with what we see.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=3769

    I just don’t know what to say…what part of the anatomy would you call that?

  37. Rosie – The problem for Cristie is not the hated Demonrat, Corzine but, the independent, Chris Daggett. Daggett is personable, fiscally conservative, socially moderate and engaging. He is drawing about 14% of votes, the majority of which could be going to Christie.

  38. omg what is hanging out from her skirt?!?!?!?!?

  39. The very idea that there is even a question here indicates just what a fucked up society we have become. If the whore is successful in this attempt, stick fork in us, ’cause we’re done.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/29/crimesider/entry5451087.shtml?tag=pop

  40. “Pull over ta the WalMart, honey, we’re gonna need some paper towels and meat tenderizer.”

    I’d laugh, but I have been guilty of similar statements.

  41. I don’t know but I’m only having a banana and a handful of almonds for lunch today.

  42. thats not enough laura

  43. I’ll have more when the memory fades

  44. I don’t know but I’m only having a banana and a handful of almonds for lunch today.

    Well, I’m trying to get my intake back where it needs to be, so my lunch will likely be a bowl of chicken salad with chopped dill pickle and cilantro.

    As long as there is no sugar in the salad dressing tonight, my body may be back to doing what it is supposed to be doing by later tonight.

  45. I’m smelling what you’re cooking, MCPO. However polling and voting are two different things.

    A lot of the 14% that will support Daggett in a poll will end up voting for either Corzine or Christie so as not to waste their vote. I bet Daggett’s vote count will end up in single digits.

    And you know the vast majority of the 14% supporting Daggett are anti-Corzine and those votes will go to Christie.

    My theory is brilliant.

    *waits by phone for call from Nobel Committee*

  46. where is DiT? I wanna ax him a question

  47. where is DiT? I wanna ax him a question

    Did you look in the ocean?

  48. *calls Coast Guard*

  49. *calls Hooters*

  50. I hear they have great wings.

  51. *calls Ghostbusters*

  52. http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2009/10/rino-and-gop-leadership-pick-scozzafava.html

    Best quote ever on the Dede Drop:
    “NEVER believe you don’t have power. NEVER let them tell you that.

    Michael Steel {sic}, John Cornyn, RNC… NEVER believe this is the end of it. Learn from it or lose because of it.

    Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, the rest of the thieving, corrupt, smug, lying Democrat Party… NEVER believe we aren’t coming for you.”

  53. I hear they have great wings.

    They serve food?

  54. since it is Halloween here is something that scares me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE-j8zC20ig

  55. NOW I want hooters Damn!

  56. For Rosetta: Happy Halloweenie!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6fL6_XO-H4

  57. Late for work today. The police were shutting down a section of highway just as I arrived, the police cars suddenly appearing and slowing way down down and herding us all off to where the highway splits and I ended up finding my way to work from wherever the Hell I got detoured to. A cop yelled at me too, that was nice. As if any of us knw what the fuck was going on.

    Then Scott called me to see what I wanted for lunch, but when he got to the fast food place, a school bus had pulled in before him and the order takers were overwhelmed so he ditched and went someplace else.

    Every time I take a bite of food the phone rings.

    And a piece of customer merchandise has broken into a million pieces.

    I’m thinking of going home and hiding under the covers the rest of the day.

  58. I hear they have great wings.

    They serve food?

    The one time I have been, my freinds and I got the worst table in the place (the one in the Bay City, Michigan location where we could not see a thing outside) and our waitress looked like 20 miles of bad road. The capper was when it came time to pay the bill, and she kept accusing one of my freinds of having two more beers than he did, and of course, wanted to charge us for them.

    It should go without saying that I haven’t been back.

  59. LOVE: little girl with frogs in her uns

    HATE: Satan’s hounds from Hell

  60. Q: Rosetta, who are you dressing up as for Halloween?

    A: sohos

    http://tinyurl.com/ydp26to

  61. I think Hooters’ wings are average at best. So if you don’t have 50 cold beers and get a hot waitress the place kinda blows.

  62. Have a bucket handy if you watch this.

  63. ‘Course, could just be a case of Poor Me Disease. Prolly just need a nap.

  64. No, laura that sounds like a lotta shit t o be dealing with on a Saturday! I mean if this was Monday morning I could understand but its the weekend. jeez!

  65. Thanks snowshoe.
    Really do need a nap. The productive kind.

    How are you feeling today? How’s the leg?

  66. *beats thread to death with sohos’ crutch*

  67. *spoons with dead thread and strokes its blood-soaked hair*

    You were my first

  68. I have a rant of galactic proportions coming on. Its been building all week.

    Between the squishes and the left countinually proclaiming the GOP dead and calling for it to become more moderate, and the moderates within the party counseling that it needs to shed the “extremists” among its ranks who possess “the out-of-step” ideas that both abortion and homosexuality are wrong and should not be encouraged, I have had a whole stream of ideas circulating in my head all week.

    I have done a fair amount of research this morning, and I can still maintain that:

    1. The squishes and the lefties are wrong because they simply advocate that “leftism lite” is the future for the party, ignoring the obvious fact that when the GOP offers no alternative to what the Donks propose, then it is simply a popularity contest (See McSame vs. the Chicago Messiah, pre-Sarah entry into the race), and that when a clear and principled alternative is offered, people will react favorably (The Donks and their old media lackeys vs. Sarah and the Silent No More Majority held back by a maligning narrative and the old guy at the head of the ticket).

    2. The tortured legal reasoning and events that gave us the travesty of Roe belie the very language used to justify the practice. Despite “public opinion” which is shaped as much by a startlingly unfrank discussion of what it actually is as a deep seated belief that “choice” and “privacy” are Constitutional rights to be protected at all costs, even the very soul of a once-virtuous people.

    3. Emboldened by past successes in invalidating the underlying morality of this nation by means reliant on almost purely emotional appeals, the left and its media allies now seek to legitimize conduct damaging and costly to society by facetious application of other legal expansions of rights that had a basis in objective rationales, despite the fact that no such rationales exist in these new circumstances.

    I threw this abstract out because it has been said that we few, we sick and twisted few, are all slightly to the right of Attila the Hun. I believe it to be true, but I also believe that that we still have differing perspectives on some of these issues, and I wanted to be able to sample some of these perspectives before actually writing the damn thing.

    So, what do you think?

  69. LauraW – http://tinyurl.com/yzvdxbq

  70. *spoons with dead thread and strokes its blood-soaked hair*

    You were my first

    This is why I love this place, and you all, my chosen family.

    No place else would I feel so comfortable with such a sentiment.

  71. LauraW – http://tinyurl.com/yzvdxbq

    I think this is a perfect example of why some people just don’t get us.

  72. 2. The tortured legal reasoning and events that gave us the travesty of Roe belie the very language used to justify the practice. Despite “public opinion” which is shaped as much by a startlingly unfrank discussion of what it actually is as a deep seated belief that “choice” and “privacy” are Constitutional rights to be protected at all costs, even the very soul of a once-virtuous people.

    Can you expand on that? I’m hanging up on choice and privacy being constitutional rights. Mostly b/c my take is that the Constitution is a limitation on the fed.gov.

  73. sorry I was downloading pictures of the traitor Ganelon being drawn and quartered…I party at college! My leg is ok. I am starting to get nervous about the next surgery but I cant wait to have a working knee again. It popped out while I was walking to other room awhile ago and I nearly fell, so I am really ready for that crap to be over.

  74. I should probably add that I’m a very strong believer in the 10th Amendment.

  75. Knee surgery is very gross to watch. What are they doing next Sohos? I’ve missed most of the updates.

  76. I am SO fucking sick of this song, I thought I would share it with you guys. Every wedding party plays this song about ten times…

  77. Mesa – How ya feeling today – any better?

  78. Feeling a lot better.

    Three straight days of sleep will do that.

    I slept through the entire week, though.

  79. Good. While you’re up, I’ll take a Manhattan.

  80. With or without bitters?

  81. I’m back and laughing at the Kermit goatse, also trying to make sure the kids aren’t reading over my shoulder.

  82. Mesa – With.

  83. Bitters are not optional if you’re going to call it a Manhattan.

    :)

  84. **gets the Roomba going at MCPO’s house**

  85. Can you expand on that? I’m hanging up on choice and privacy being constitutional rights. Mostly b/c my take is that the Constitution is a limitation on the fed.gov.

    Sure. First, from the dissents:

    Justice White wrote:

    “ I find nothing in the language or history of the Constitution to support the Court’s judgment. The Court simply fashions and announces a new constitutional right for pregnant mothers and, with scarcely any reason or authority for its action, invests that right with sufficient substance to override most existing state abortion statutes. The upshot is that the people and the legislatures of the 50 States are constitutionally disentitled to weigh the relative importance of the continued existence and development of the fetus, on the one hand, against a spectrum of possible impacts on the mother, on the other hand. As an exercise of raw judicial power, the Court perhaps has authority to do what it does today; but, in my view, its judgment is an improvident and extravagant exercise of the power of judicial review that the Constitution extends to this Court. ”

    White asserted that the Court “values the convenience of the pregnant mother more than the continued existence and development of the life or potential life that she carries.” Despite White suggesting he “might agree” with the Court’s values and priorities, he wrote that he saw “no constitutional warrant for imposing such an order of priorities on the people and legislatures of the States.” White criticized the Court for involving itself in this issue by creating “a constitutional barrier to state efforts to protect human life and by investing mothers and doctors with the constitutionally protected right to exterminate it.” He would have left this issue, for the most part, “with the people and to the political processes the people have devised to govern their affairs.”

    Rehnquist elaborated upon several of White’s points, by asserting that the Court’s historical analysis was flawed:

    “ To reach its result, the Court necessarily has had to find within the scope of the Fourteenth Amendment a right that was apparently completely unknown to the drafters of the Amendment. As early as 1821, the first state law dealing directly with abortion was enacted by the Connecticut Legislature. By the time of the adoption of the Fourteenth Amendment in 1868, there were at least 36 laws enacted by state or territorial legislatures limiting abortion. While many States have amended or updated their laws, 21 of the laws on the books in 1868 remain in effect today.[1] ”

    From this historical record, Rehnquist concluded that, “There apparently was no question concerning the validity of this provision or of any of the other state statutes when the Fourteenth Amendment was adopted.” Therefore, in his view, “the drafters did not intend to have the Fourteenth Amendment withdraw from the States the power to legislate with respect to this matter.”

    But more intriging are some of the criticisms from the left:

    Liberal and feminist legal scholars have had various reactions to Roe, not always giving the decision unqualified support. One reaction has been to argue that Justice Blackmun reached the correct result but went about it the wrong way.[45] Another reaction has been to argue that the ends achieved by Roe do not justify the means.[46]

    Justice John Paul Stevens, in a 2007 interview, averred that Roe “create[d] a new doctrine that really didn’t make sense,” and lamented that if Justice Blackmun “could have written a better opinion[, that] … might have avoided some of the criticism.”[47] His colleague Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had, before joining the Court, criticized the decision for terminating a nascent democratic movement to liberalize abortion law.[48] Watergate prosecutor Archibald Cox wrote: “[Roe’s] failure to confront the issue in principled terms leaves the opinion to read like a set of hospital rules and regulations…. Neither historian, nor layman, nor lawyer will be persuaded that all the prescriptions of Justice Blackmun are part of the Constitution.”[49]

    In a 1973 article in the Yale Law Journal, Professor John Hart Ely criticized Roe as a decision which “is not constitutional law and gives almost no sense of an obligation to try to be.”[50] Ely added: “What is frightening about Roe is that this super-protected right is not inferable from the language of the Constitution, the framers’ thinking respecting the specific problem in issue, any general value derivable from the provisions they included, or the nation’s governmental structure.” Professor Laurence Tribe had similar thoughts: “One of the most curious things about Roe is that, behind its own verbal smokescreen, the substantive judgment on which it rests is nowhere to be found.”[51] Liberal law professors Alan Dershowitz,[52] Cass Sunstein,[53] and Kermit Roosevelt[54] have also expressed disappointment with Roe.

    Jeffrey Rosen[55] and Michael Kinsley[56] echo Ginsburg, arguing that a democratic movement would have been the correct way to build a more durable consensus in support of abortion rights. William Saletan wrote that “Blackmun’s [Supreme Court] papers vindicate every indictment of Roe: invention, overreach, arbitrariness, textual indifference.”[57] Benjamin Wittes has written that Roe “disenfranchised millions of conservatives on an issue about which they care deeply”.[58] And Edward Lazarus, a former Blackmun clerk who “loved Roe’s author like a grandfather” wrote: “As a matter of constitutional interpretation and judicial method, Roe borders on the indefensible….Justice Blackmun’s opinion provides essentially no reasoning in support of its holding. And in the almost 30 years since Roe’s announcement, no one has produced a convincing defense of Roe on its own terms.”[59]

  86. TI they are doing the ACL surgery on 11/11

  87. The header pic made me wonder:

    What happened to “Rock out with your cock out” Tuesdays? Did they die because Forged went off his meds, or did Rosetta kill it with that Duke Lion shit?

  88. Is that the last one Sohos? Or are they planning on some more?

    BiW, just some random half-formed thoughts here (I’m trying to get out the front door and failing miserably). I’m intrigued by the “end doesn’t justify the means” dissent. Running w/ the idea of the 10th shouldn’t most things be kicked back to the states? And, coming at it from the idea that the constitution is a limit on fed.gov do the rights of privacy and choice really have to be found? I find it reprehensible that those two were used for Roe. Not really sure where any of that’s going.

  89. Ok, I’m out. Apparently everything I had planned today has headed down the shitter. I guess I’ll just go in to work.

  90. Hi MCPO.

    http://tinyurl.com/l69es9

  91. MOM!!! BiW IS USING THE WORD BELIE AGAIN!!!!!!!111!

  92. “Hi MCPO.
    http://tinyurl.com/l69es9

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  93. Would someone please explain to me, without being an ass (good luck), how Newt got caught up in the scafoza palooza?

  94. The is the last surgery to FIX stuff. I have one surgery after this and that is just to take the meat from my back out of my leg

  95. “meat from my back out of my leg”

    What was the purpose of it being temporary. Please have your surgeon call me so I can understand.

  96. Bitters are not optional

    You would think so. Most people get upset if I just go ahead and put them in. Weird.

  97. Mare, as I recall, Newt endorsed Scozzflava and when other conservatives endorsed Hoffman he said they don’t know anything about New York and should just STFU.

  98. Mesa, I’m glad you’re feeling better. When is your moving date?

  99. Yes, Jewstin, but why would Newt be so dumb as to back an obviously extreme liberal. He’s smarter than that.

  100. Around the 18th.

  101. He’s an ass, but he’s smarter than that.

  102. I’ll be praying it’s a great new start for you.

    I hope those Houston ladies are ready for you.

  103. He’s an ass, but he’s smarter than that.

    One would think, but then he did jump on the global warmening bandwagon. I would guess it’s for some personal gain. Certainly he’s not being loyal to conservative principles.

  104. Tat,

    Any intellectually honest observer has to conclude that Roe was one of the cases where Justicia peeked. The majority clearly had a conclusion in mind from the start, and wrote a decision with the intent to of justifying it.

    One view would say that it certainly was the proper purview of the various states. In truth, this is where it resided pre-Roe, and the justification for making it an area of federal dominance was weak at best.

    The principal thrust of appellant’s attack on the Texas statutes is that they improperly invade a right, said to be possessed by the pregnant woman, to choose to terminate her pregnancy. Appellant would discover this right in the concept of personal “liberty” embodied in the Fourteenth Amendment’s Due Process Clause; or in personal, marital, familial, and sexual privacy said to be protected by the Bill of Rights or its penumbras … or among those rights reserved to the people by the Ninth Amendment …

    They justify this complete perversion of the 14th Amendment with a perfunctory analysis that concludes

    “[T]he State does have an important and legitimate interest in preserving and protecting the health of the pregnant woman [and] still another important and legitimate interest in protecting the potentiality of human life.”) Thus, “arguments that Texas either has no valid interest at all in regulating the abortion decision, or no interest strong enough to support any limitation upon the woman’s sole determination, are unpersuasive”.

    and

    the Court added that there was no legal grounds for factoring into this balancing test any right to life of the unborn fetus. The fetus would have such a right if it were defined as a legal person for purposes of the Fourteenth Amendment, but the original intent of the Constitution (up to the enactment of the Fourteenth Amendment in 1868) did not include protection of the unborn. The Court emphasized that its determination of whether a fetus can enjoy constitutional protection neither meant to reference, nor intervene in, the question of when life begins: “We need not resolve the difficult question of when life begins. When those trained in the respective disciplines of medicine, philosophy, and theology are unable to arrive at any consensus, the judiciary, at this point in the development of man’s knowledge, is not in a position to speculate as to the answer.”

    The latter is by its very nature offensive to the founding principles of the country. An unborn human has no compelling interest in being born because it was not considered by the drafters of the XIVth Amendment. They will never be born as a different being; they will always be humans. And while there was still much unknown to science then, we now know much more about the development and how soon they begin to take on human characteristics.

    In no other circumstance where the courts have inserted themselves in the affairs of children would we consider letting their interests go unrepresented. Whether by guardians ad litem or “freind of the court”, our legal system has recognized, at least ostensibly, that children’s interests should be represented by persons other than their parents, who may have their own interests in outcomes that are not shared and likely injurious to the child. If the State has a compelling interest in protecting the child from the liquidation of a trust in which the child may be a contingent [i.e. potential] beneficiary, then how can it determine that any choice to stop its heart before it even takes its first breath of air be the decision of the Mother alone?

  105. “I would guess it’s for some personal gain.”

    Yeah, I forgot about that idiotic global warming BS with Pelosi.

  106. We’ve advised the Houston area ladies to get current on their shots.

  107. What was the purpose of it being temporary. Please have your surgeon call me so I can understand.

    Mare they had to take muscle from my back so that the graph would take. The skin needs muscle to grow to. He put a lot in there so that when I had these other surgeries and my leg swells it wouldnt hurt the skin graph. Now the graph is healed and once this ACL surgery is done he can take that hunk of meat out so that my leg will lay flat again like it should.

  108. Newt probably felt he had to support whoever the local Republicans supported; I haven’t seen any evidence that he knew about Dede’s crony who threw the nom to her.

    According to this article, Paul Maroun, a conservative Republican, is who should have won the nomination if there hadn’t been any hanky panky.

    http://tcotreport.com/23ny1.html

    Unlike her fellow county chairmen in Jefferson and St. Lawrence County who communicated with every committee member in their respective counties, including those who did not attend the regional candidate forums as well as those that did, Duprey took no further steps to ascertain the candidate support preference of those Clinton County committee members who did not attend the Plattsburgh candidate forum.
    ————-snip——————-

    When asked for specific details of the Clinton County committee member vote in an exclusive interview with The TCOT Report, Duprey stated that she ripped up the results after the July 16th Plattsburgh candidate forum where the vote was taken, and couldn�t recall specific breakdowns between Maroun, Scozzafava and Doheny. When further asked for the names of the Clinton County attendees of the Plattsburgh candidate forum who had supported Scozzafava, she refused to do so.

    The consensus of support for Maroun was communicated directly to Chairman Duprey by numerous participants. The language was strong and clear�Clinton County Republicans were behind Paul Maroun. But when Duprey arrived at the decisive meeting of county chairmen held in Potsdam the next week, she ignored the wishes of her fellow Clinton County Republicans and cast the deciding vote of the second ballot in favor of Scozzafava, her friend and colleague in the Assembly.

  109. Dave, do you know who Little Mikey and the soda jerks are?

  110. One would think, but then he did jump on the global warmening bandwagon. I would guess it’s for some personal gain. Certainly he’s not being loyal to conservative principles.

    More of the seduction by the concept of moderation. Newt’s been a party wonk for a long time, and sooner or later, the member’s eyes get more focused on the pursuit of power than the adherance to principle. That is one of the great weaknesses of the two-party system that I am happy to live with because it forces the average person to get involved at regular intervals, if only to remind the pols that they serve us, and because it forces Americans to reevalutate what they believe and why.

    At this particular time, it has brought us to the clash between the people refuse to see the chains of slavery that they are happlily putting on themselves, like this brain surgeon:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

    and those of us who know we can do better for ourselves and more effectively assist others with private donations and charities rather than generousity by mandate.

  111. >> Dave, do you know who Little Mikey and the soda jerks are?

    No ma’am.

  112. Thanks laura, that fills in some blanks. Something did not smell right.

  113. I jjust wondered they play in Austin I think I may have asked you before

  114. Also from that article.

    “I hear this all the time from politicians from the Republican Party who come to us to receive the endorsement of the Conservative Party as well. When they go before the Republicans, they say, all they hear is things like ‘who are your friends’, ‘how much money can you bring to the table,’ and ‘what other resources can you bring so we know you can win.’ They’re just never asked by the Republican leadership their position on the issues. When they come to us, it’s always about where they stand on the issues.”

    Long is a man to whom political positions matter greatly. “The only reason the Conservative Party exists,” he said “is that the Republican Party in this state cares only about winning, and not about principle.”

  115. >> I jjust wondered they play in Austin I think I may have asked you before

    Should I check em out? I’ll bet my oldest kid knows em. She lives there.

  116. I think the “Conservative” party needs to get some traction. I would love to see the party have a short concise constitution.

  117. Cons just have to take control of the Republican party.

  118. Cons just have to take control of the Republican party.
    *gasp* B-b-b-but then the scaaaaaaaary "extremists" will have hijacked the party!!11!!!

  119. Yeah, I don’t want to push the third party route, it’s a loser.

    This is a terrific example of how conservatives fought back. Super beat down

  120. Not to mention Palin’s timing and support were damned good. I don’t think she was waaaaay out in front on this (except as a major politician), but in front enough to make it look persuasive.

  121. Wow, Lauraw, Scott is an awesome dancer:

  122. hawt

  123. When I think of the Republican party, I think of Linsey Graham, and then I think about kissing his “in the closet” ass.

  124. I refuse to let Lindsay Graham have the Republican Party. We just sent an unmistakeably clear message to the Rs and the NRCC – you nominate assholes like Dede in a district that we don’t have to write off, the next sound you hear is the sound of a few million checkbooks slamming shut, and we’ll find a con to get behind.

    Get your shit together. You’ve been warned.

  125. yeah my friend Amos plays in the band. I am looking for a link for you

  126. I said “have” when I meant “run”.

    MYBAD

    *bonks myself in the head with a coconut*

  127. But Moooooooommmmmmm!!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/yhdum5c

  128. That link is for you Dave

  129. WHAT THE HELL??

    I meant kicking not kissing. BIG DIFFERENCE.

  130. I think you have to be a moron to give to the RNC. Give to individual candidates. Common sense.

  131. For no particular reason I would like to add that I think Bill O’Rielly is a douche bag of the douchiest kind.

  132. I like Bill O’rielly but he started acting like an old man/prude over the last couple of years.

  133. I dont give to the RNC, I used to. Not since 2004 though when they completely jumped the shark.

    If they support conservative candidates I’ll support them again.

  134. Hippy Halloween everyone!

  135. Hah. Sohos, I just called Jessica, she knows these guys.

  136. HH car in!

    Is Detroit on fire yet?

  137. does she like them?

  138. yeah she does.

  139. Ok, no more making like Obama considering whether or not to fight to win in Afghanistan. I need to start typing this beast and get some of it worked out before I leave for the day’s festivities with da family.

  140. thats so awesome

  141. Which one of them is your friend Amos, Sohos?

  142. Yesterday, a child came out to wander
    Caught a dragonfly inside a jar
    Fearful when the sky was full of thunder
    And tearful at the falling of a star

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOV34vsjfg

  143. He’s a good slide player.

  144. yes he is awesome and he brews his own beer. We have been friends since I was 13

  145. I was searching on a one way street
    I was hoping for a chance to meet
    I was waiting for the operator on the line
    What can I do

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVihntUEVw

  146. *sniff sniff*

    MOM!!!! SOMEONE BLOVIATED IN THEIR PANTS!!!!

  147. or did Rosetta kill it with that Duke Lion shit?

    I will thank you not to speak disparagingly about one of the greatest videos ever.

    *smashes BiW’s pumpkin with a shovel*

  148. *smashes BiW’s pumpkin with a shovel*

    Hey! Tbom was going to use that pumpkin!

  149. Rosetta gets the news: http://tinyurl.com/yheof7m

  150. This place is a ghost town.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

  151. MOM!!!! SOMEONE BLOVIATED IN THEIR PANTS!!!!

    *smacks Rosetta in the back of the head*

    READ THE DAMN SCRIPT!!!! My critics think you’re all sychophants, not other critics!

    *walks off muttering*

    Geez, it isn’t like we expect a lot of you….

  152. Jew, what are you dressing up as for Halloween?

    Guy that lost his shirt in the market?

  153. Stay away from Sohita when the sun goes down: http://tinyurl.com/yzdf7ht

  154. Rosetta, I had a meeting this morning from 8 to noon, I could not play on the intarwebs

  155. *smacks Rosetta in the back of the head*

    READ THE DAMN SCRIPT!!!! My critics think you’re all sychophants, not other critics!

    *walks off muttering*

    Hahahahahahahaha!

    Who do you think I am, Evelyn Wood?

  156. Rosetta, I had a meeting this morning from 8 to noon, I could not play on the intarwebs

    Who knew TKA met on Saturdays?

  157. Rosie – What’s the weather like in Saint Luuu-ee?

  158. I’m going to wear a shirt and carry a parasol because it’s a rainy day.

  159. Jewstin – No snow?

  160. We had snow the day before yesterday. Yesterday was mostly sunny and chill. Today it’s warm and rainy.

  161. Rosie – What’s the weather like in Saint Luuu-ee?

    She is kick ass. 60s and sunny. This is the first day we haven’t had rain since the Paleoarchean era.

    What about in the fine state of BitterClinger?

  162. Same deal. Crappy for over a week. Nice this morning, raining this pm.

  163. BitterClinger land has been rainy, dark and chilly. This morning it warmed up and the sun came out. . . for about two hours. Now, we’ve got rain showers preceding a cold front.

  164. Now, we’ve got rain showers preceding a cold front.

    I blame Al Gore.

  165. AlGore can kiss ManBearPig’s ass!

  166. HEY!!!! WHO ATE ALL THE SKITTLES!?!?!

    http://tinyurl.com/yby8sg3

  167. *looks in fridge*

    Hey…what happened to the left over turducken?

    http://tinyurl.com/mxrvt8

  168. >> Who knew TKA met on Saturdays?

    Who indeed.

    Sunny, 73 here.

  169. Don’t act like you know what TKA means.

  170. Hahahahaha. Steyn is good.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz7ceuz

  171. Why is the Goracle packing on a layer of blubber if the globe is warmening? Does he know something I don’t?

  172. Tipper came to dread Valentine’s Day.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygfnchg

  173. Everybody knows that. Tau Kappa Alpha, duh.

  174. Why is the Goracle packing on a layer of blubber if the globe is warmening? Does he know something I don’t?

    No kidding. I didn’t know the Nobel Peace Prize included a lifetime supply of chocolate.

  175. Tequila-Kahlua Anonymous.

  176. Sally Struthers told me that if Al Gore went on a diet 47 Ethiopian children would live to see their 4th birthday.

  177. Stay away from Sohita when the sun goes down:

    http://tinyurl.com/yzdf7ht

    That’s right bitches!

  178. Ugly meeting too. There was more finger pointin goin on than Sally Struthers in a donut shop.

  179. Critically Important Update to Post added!

    Happy Halloween, y’all!

  180. My critics think you’re all sychophants

    I deny any and all association with psychopants.

  181. that is excellent wiserbabe

  182. I will see yall later

  183. wiser: rake your fucking leaves, buddy.

  184. Critically Important Update to Post added!

    Is that Jewstin?

  185. wiser: rake your fucking leaves, buddy.

    s’part of the decorations, doofus.

  186. Cool. Was it hard to push it all the way out there?

  187. s’part of the decorations, doofus.

    Hey, you two take it to the men’s room.

  188. Dave, are you dressing up?

  189. If by dressing up you mean wearing a UT jersey while the game is on, then yes.

  190. If by dressing up you mean wearing a UT jersey while the game is on, then yes.

    University of Taiwan sucks.

  191. Great costume, Rosetta!

    http://tinyurl.com/yzxj3wf

  192. xbrad’s costume stinks!

    http://tinyurl.com/y9z6dps

  193. Cyn gets creative!

    http://tinyurl.com/y8rhtoq

  194. DaveInTexas forgets the protection!

    http://tinyurl.com/yjrxwnu

  195. The pjmomma family makes the neighbors nervous when they go trick or treatin’

    http://tinyurl.com/n8hsj6

  196. Shim wears this every year

    http://tinyurl.com/jcbvw

  197. hostage trick or treating

    http://tinyurl.com/y9aj37j

  198. SeanM milks Halloween for everything its worth

    http://tinyurl.com/y9eb3ff

  199. MOM!!!!! BREWFAN IS SPAMMING OUR SHIT!!!!

  200. wiserbud never gets tired of yelling, “Candygram!!”

    http://tinyurl.com/ylxm8aq

  201. mesa is not kidding!

    http://tinyurl.com/ycbzyqv

  202. I have to get ready but I am stuck watching this scary movie with Nina

  203. What movie, sohorroros?

  204. something called The Homecoming

    Something is also going on the neighborhood…we keep hearing these blood curling screams

  205. “Stay away from Sohita when the sun goes down:

    http://tinyurl.com/yzdf7ht

    That’s right bitches!”

    SOHITA’S ARE BIGGER, DAMNNIT!!!

  206. I know own two forks, two spoons, and two knives.

  207. good so you can invite me over to eat!

  208. I know own two forks, two spoons, and two knives.

    Why the giant carbon footprint?

  209. Time to tell Daughter that her fever isn’t down enough for her to trick or treat.

    Wish me luck

  210. I deny any and all association with psychopants.

    Well, Duh!

    After Rosetta wears them, nobody would claim them.

  211. good so you can invite me over to eat!

    Yes, but only if we can eat out of bowls b/c I don’t have any plates yet.

  212. Eddie, tell her you’re saving a bunch of loot for her instead of handing it out.

    4 YOs can be bribed.

  213. Awww Eddie, fevers always spike around 6-9pm. Take her down a couple of neighbors houses and then call it all good.

  214. It rained on us in the Cascade foothills.

    Indiana Jones bitched bitterly about getting rained on, despite a hat and pleather coat.

    Spider-Man manned up and didn’t put his rain coat on until after it was crystal clear that he was going to get soaked with out it.

    Three guesses which one I was more proud of.

  215. Time to tell Daughter that her fever isn’t down enough for her to trick or treat.

    Wish me luck

    Yikes. That sucks, eddie.

    I hope there are still costumes and candy involved even though you don’t leave the house.

  216. And I’m sitting in the library here waiting for my MIL to get off work so we can go to dinner.

  217. I’m with TI on this. A trifling 103° fever does not justify completely missing trick-or-treating. It takes 104° before permanent brain damage is a serious issue.

  218. Indiana Jones bitched bitterly about getting rained on, despite a hat and pleather coat.

    Spider-Man manned up and didn’t put his rain coat on until after it was crystal clear that he was going to get soaked with out it.

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!

    Well done, Heirs.

  219. we are going to dress her up in her Princess costume, give her her candy, and then visit the neighbor. The lady has a Pommeranian that Daughter likes, and hopefully that would work.

    POoor thing has a sense something is up, and she is ticking an ice cube on her head to “get her fever down”.

  220. It takes 104° before permanent brain damage is a serious issue.

    Batman, you’re at the Hostages. You’re going to have to define “Brain Damage”, because otherwise, it is a meaningless designation. Kind of like “Radical Muslim” or “Democratic Intelligentsia”.

  221. WISER!! Love the Halloween decorations!! Way to show those neighbors how to do it.

  222. “I hope there are still costumes and candy involved even though you don’t leave the house.”

    Rosetta, you’re so cute.

  223. poor baby bear

  224. Rosetta, it’s cold peanut M&M time!!!!!!

  225. And cold Reese’s Peanut butter cups.

  226. Worst night of my life was when I was a little kid just after we moved from Pittsburgh to Buffalo. I was about a first-grader In Pittsburgh back then, trick-or-treating occurred on Halloween. Buffalo observed the “beggar’s night” convention of trick-or-treating on the preceding Friday.

    My sister and I knew this from school, but our parents did not. We cried and pleaded to go out on Friday night, but our parents laughed us off, thinking we were confused. They got annoyed and sent us to bed early.

    Then the trick-or-treaters started showing up, to my parents’ surprise. It was too late for me and my sister. The parents were out of time to swallow their pride, dress us up and send us out. We missed it. We were stuck in our bedrooms listening to the trick-or-treaters show up and collect candy. CANDY!!!!

    To their credit, they apologized the next day. But, as you can probably tell, I am still pissed off about this.

    Sometimes I come off as a harsh person. Now you know why.

  227. well, it’s at 99.7*.

    SHe said the ice cube worked, and said candy would help her more.

    I’ll let her out for a few houses.

  228. “Worst night of my life was when I was a little kid just after we moved from Pittsburgh to Buffalo.”

    Yes, that would be awful.

  229. “I’ll let her out for a few houses.”

    Yeah, good choice, Eddie!

  230. Batman, you’re at the Hostages. You’re going to have to define “Brain Damage”

    Brain damage = Brewfan thinking he’s funny.

  231. Brain damage = Brewfan thinking he’s funny.

    You mean “anyone else thinking that BrewFan is funneh.”, don’t you?

  232. Good on you, BiW. I stand corrected.

  233. Sometimes I come off as a harsh person…………………………………………………

  234. Yes, that would be awful.

    Actually, at the time, it was a move up, from inner-city Pittsburgh when it was still a really dirty steel town, to a working-class German/Polish neighborhood in Buffalo (that is now a slum), to a Buffalo suburb (Cheektowaga) that was then middle-class.

  235. Sohos, I’m just a wounded child who needs a hug.

    Preferably, a full frontal hug with boobage contact.

    And yes, Houston is a great city.

    Actually, I ate the best Mexican meal of my life in Houston. The restaurant is famous, but I’ve forgotten the name. I’m basing my endorsement on the sweat that was running off my scalp and the snot pouring out of my nose. That was a good meal.

  236. best Thai I ever had caused me to sweat buckets. And that was the “mild”.

    Oh well, off to trick or treat.

  237. I would like to tell Lane Bryant to fuck off!!!!!! They have apparently decided that they only carry DDD in stores. WTF?! Some of us are a tad bigger than that and I fucking hate having to order bras online. Stupid bastards.

  238. Hot foods are a biochemical thing. The capsaicin increases the heart rate in response to the perceived burning, and the brain releases endorphins to deal with the trauma.

    Other good stimulants for endorphins are chocolate and sex.

  239. Michael, was it here?

    http://www.irmassouthwest.com/

    Damn good Tex Mex

  240. I can tell you with complete confidence why PJ has so many children.

    She has never lived in a neighborhood with a good Thai restaurant nearby.

  241. Michael, was it here?

    No, that place is too upscale. This was a dive.

  242. When I said it was “famous,” I meant, only for the locals.

  243. I have been ambushed by a war party consisting of 6 Indians!

  244. I have been ambushed by a war party consisting of 6 Indians!

    So, make a decision. Kill them, or give up some Snickers.

    It’s not an easy decision. I know that.

  245. The Best hole in the wall mexican restaurant in Houston is Pico’s

  246. Dang, Sohos, I think you got it! Pico’s rings a bell.

    This place makes a point of not being Tex-Mex. They are Mexican to the core.

  247. I think, I’ll have another drink!

  248. I need some indians.

  249. Meh…only 24 trick or treaters came by tonight.

    I’m thinking that next year, I won’t turn our light on.

  250. Who’s telling ghost stories?…

  251. >> This place makes a point of not being Tex-Mex

    I thought you said it was good.

  252. The Nextel Commercials “If firefighters/loggers/etc. ran the world” are pretty funny.

  253. I ordered a dirty gin martini, extra dry with three olives after supper. I got a dirty gin martini, sorta dry with three olives.

    Meh.

  254. It was a dark and stormy night…

    …earlier I had made poppers.

  255. Beasn, I haven’t had a trick or treater since I’ve lived here. 13 years.

  256. I would like to tell Lane Bryant to fuck off!!!!!!

    Oh yeah? I would like to tell Playtex to fuck off because I can no longer find ‘Thank Heaven It Fits’ anywhere.

  257. …earlier I had made poppers.

    I wondered what that smell was??!!!

  258. I haven’t had a trick or treater since I’ve lived here. 13 years.

    A money saver.

    Do you live in the boonies? Or maybe the kids knew, KNEW, what that odor is coming out of your basement, and do not want to contribute.

  259. This time I stuffed them with leftover bbq chicken, shredded. Yum yum.

  260. MOM!!!! ROMY’S PUTTING RAZOR BLADES IN THE APPLES AGAIN!!!!

  261. Oops, that was ‘Thank Goodness, It Fits’.

  262. I thought you said it was good.

    Dave, it was at this restaurant where I accepted a dare to bite into a jalapeno. A really good hot jalapeno.

    I did it.

    It was right after that when Jesus appeared to me in a cloud of glory, while snot was pouring out of my nose, and instructed me on the finer points of Pure Lutheran Theology™.

    I have never forgotten that sublime moment.

  263. Beasn, my nearest neighbor is a quarter of a mile away. And we have a gargoyle for a downspout, so that helps.

  264. Romy – The 3rd bottle of wine has been disappeared!!

  265. earlier I had made poppers.

    I read made as male.

  266. Oh yeah? I would like to tell Playtex to fuck off because I can no longer find ‘Thank Heaven It Fits’ anywhere.

    Yeah, playtex can fuck off too!

  267. YEAH, FUCK YOU CANDY PLAYTEX!

  268. Hey, Tatts!! Any luck on the furniture front?

  269. ‘Sup, Halloweeners?

  270. Romy – The 3rd bottle of wine has been disappeared!!

    Then come sit by me and tell me cool stuff. You’re funny when you’re drunk.

  271. Nope MCPO, but I’ve got the major pieces. Only thing I’m missing is a couch/fouton deal. It’s kitchen stuff I’m super shy on.

  272. DANCE, you fools!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Nb97iyZug

  273. Fuck you, Latex!
    http://tinyurl.com/y3hxno

  274. Cuffy, did you ever in your life get an apple for trick-or-treat? They started that shit about the razor blades before I was born.

  275. Hmm…just looked them up, Tats, and they carry that brand on their website. It’s just the department stores around here do not carry it anymore. I think I shall file a complaint for discrimination against small bewbs.

    Daughter is having troubles too, she has to hunt in the preteen section and STILL has trouble finding something that fits. Most are underwire and the ‘A’ cups are a lot bigger than they used to be.

  276. MOM!!! ROMY’S GIVING OUT TOOTHBRUSHES AS TREATS AGAIN!!!

  277. Beasn check figleaves.com even for the smaller sizes. I’ve had decent luck w/ them. I just hate buying bras w/o trying them on. Pisses me off. ‘Specially since LB is supposed to be a “big womens” store. Assholes!

  278. Hey, Tatts!! Any luck on the furniture front?

    Oooo…now see, used sofas and such would give me the heebie jeebies. How many cats have peed on them? How many bald guys wearing wife-beaters, have farted on them? How many dates of Americano, have puked on them?

  279. Anudder one!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3cETXDs60

  280. Fuck you, Playskool!

    http://tinyurl.com/ybq56wj

  281. I bought three bags of Good Candy tonight since I figured we’d have a repeat of last year’s traffic (the 5 neighbor kids). No one’s shown up — when should I shut it down and start eating all this candy?

  282. ‘Specially since LB is supposed to be a “big womens” store. Assholes!

    Have you bought bras from them before and if so, would their on-line shop have them? *if they have an on-line shop*

  283. Mini Butterfingers, Almond Joy, and Snickers.

  284. It’s just now getting dark out here in SoCal, so we haven’t had anybody show up yet.

  285. Have you bought bras from them before and if so, would their on-line shop have them? *if they have an on-line shop*

    Yep, and they have them online and I ordered some. It’s just the sheer hypocrisy. Friggin’ DDD is not that big.

  286. ‘figleaves.com’

    HA! My friend’s mom used to tell me to tape a couple of cotton balls to myself.

    *goes off to search figleaves.com*

  287. Does not look good.

    http://bit.ly/2JuQP7

  288. Oooh, Cuffy bought Good Candy instead of the fricking Mary Janes and Dots like last year. Maybe they won’t egg his house this time.

  289. I used to HATE Mary Janes. BLECH!!

  290. Nice chili cookoff/beerfest/trick-or-treat in the ‘hood this evening. Too many indians to count.

  291. Back to ghost stories — once there was a beautiful Princess:

    http://tinyurl.com/ybadfms

  292. HA! My friend’s mom used to tell me to tape a couple of cotton balls to myself.

    Had a friend in HS who used to use bandaids to prevent headlights and that was all she sore. Bitch.

  293. Hang on, where do you live? ;)

  294. No one’s shown up . . .

    There are some hot moms in my neighborhood.

    I told them their kids were extra cute.

  295. UT INTERCEPTS AND SCORES!

  296. You know what these ghost sories need?

    {pokes camp fire}

    {unpacks musical instrument}

    {strum}

  297. That was nice, DiT. In related news, I think Florida just scored again, even though the gsme’s been over for hours … holy fuck!

  298. Only two kinds of people in this world; the Irish and those that wish they were!

  299. I don’t know what the fuck this old Irish whore is singing about:

    http://tinyurl.com/yeubs3d

  300. You know what these ghost sories need?

    {pokes camp fire}

    {unpacks musical instrument}

    {strum}

    BOO TO THAT!!!!!

  301. I don’t know what the fuck this old Irish whore is singing about:

    She’s bitching about not being able to find a good bra. Duh

  302. The lass playing the squeezebox is hawt.

  303. The Irish are kinda like Romanians — they are all drunkards, but the Irish lack the musical talent of Romanians.

  304. *pushes Cuffy down*

    *throws autoharp into campfire*

  305. Sean – you tell ’em!!

  306. At least they’re not the cursed Schleswig-Hosteiners.

  307. The Irish are kinda like Romanians — they are all drunkards, but the Irish lack the musical talent of Romanians.

    Watch yer ass there, Bruce.

  308. {pokes camp fire}

    {unpacks musical instrument}

    {strum}

    HAHAHAHA!

    *Gives Cuffy a Smartie and a box of Jr. Mints*

  309. At least they’re not the cursed Schleswig-Hosteiners.

    True dat. I think we all agree that those people are the spawn of hell.

  310. … and she shreiked into the phone, “The call is comming from in the house … in the house!!!” {click} {thud}

  311. FACK

  312. I don’t know what the fuck this old Irish whore is singing about

    That’s a woman? How do you know?

  313. That’s a woman? How do you know?

    Cuffy didn’t say it was female.

  314. Michael – The ice is really thin where you a treading!

  315. What do you think, another half hour til the Good Candy is mine-all-mine?

  316. That’s a woman? How do you know?

    An Irish guy would be passed out on the floor.

  317. Start eating the candy now. Noone comes, after an hour, it’s all fair game. Just make sure you turn your light out.

  318. There is whiskey in the jar. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WgYoRCs2U

  319. TOUCHDOWN

  320. This is kinda erotic…

  321. Cuffy – Last nerve pal. last nerve.

  322. Cuffy, “autoharp” and “erotic” do not belong together.

  323. I think Cuffy meant autoerotic.

    Dont’ do it, Cuffy!!!! Remember Carradine and Hutchence.

  324. Michael, I thought we told you that you were too old for trick or treating!

    http://tinyurl.com/lwzftc

  325. …and as they sped away in terror, she heard a clacking outside the passenger window. She peered out … and saw the bloody prothetic hook dangling from her door handle!!! {thud}

    {strum}

  326. Prothetic?

  327. whoooooo’s got my golden armmmmmmmm?

  328. Does anybody have some spare insulin?

    I needz it!

    Why does it smell like old farts in here?

  329. Yeth, prothetic. Thut he fuck up.

  330. “BOO TO THAT!!!!!”

    I’d rather hear the pan flute.

    Watching football, gotta go.

  331. You know, the very first Halloween South Park is a classic. I’m off to find & watch it. bbl

  332. And eat the Good Candy in t-minus 3 minutes.

  333. Found it — “Pinkeye”

    http://tinyurl.com/yfe6hwf

  334. UT-OSU is now officially an ass-whoopin’

  335. HAHA

  336. WTF

  337. Romanians steal babies.

  338. Romanians steal babies.

    The Irish just makes babies!

  339. The Irish just makes babies!

    That’s why the Irish are so awesome.

  340. This song has been stuck in my head all day long. Luckily it kicks a lot of ass.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMA0wj4lcV8

  341. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee735pZ6kxk

  342. Hi Guys!
    it is dead here isn’t it?

  343. This song has been stuck in my head all day long.

    I generally hate Linkin Park, but that’s a good song.

  344. Sat in the driveway with the neighbor giving out candy to all the mexican kids, lots of Milf’s and assorted riffraff. Giving away $50 worth of candy
    It was fun, and after I added a fan not too hot. It is 85 here and humid. Took the dogs for a walk at 10:30 and opened a beer at 11

  345. Hi Vmax and Shim.

  346. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44wqc2gbbfY

  347. Hi TI How’s the place?

  348. Nice. Mostly quiet. Altho the neighbor’s kids were objecting to taking a bath this morning. Haven’t unpacked much of anything outside of shampoo etc.

  349. Oh yeah, WarSteiner Oktoberfest
    2 big thumbs up

  350. Hi Tattoo, Shim, and Jewston
    Tattoo
    I have not made it to the post office this week. I hope to do it Monday.

  351. Not a big rush vmax. All of my other books are still packed anyway. Plus the 9 boxes that are still in storage.

  352. Like the warsteiner optimus shim, have not tried Oktoberfest yet.

  353. I have 5 ooks that I think you will like I am sending with yours Tattoo.
    Thank you so much for what you sent. It kept me occupied while unemployed.

  354. Vmax.

    Had an extremelly similar day. Except it’s about 65 with humidity in the low teens here. Sat on the tailgate of my pickup and gave away Smarties, Starburst, Nerds, and Blowpops to little Buzz Lightyear, little Spiderman, little Miley Cirus, and the mother of the three little ones who evidently thought there was an Elivira Mistress of the Night lookalike contest going on. Cheezy thighs and fishnet stockings are not a good mix.

  355. Books not ooks
    sorry

  356. Neighbor’s having a party on the landing outside my bedroom window. Which isn’t really a huge problem, except that I haven’t unpacked enough of my clothes to find my night shirts.

  357. Good stuff PG
    I tied my pups to my trailer hitch on my PU truck
    The loved meeting the kids. But missed walking at 8 pm and when walking at 10:30 they were anxious and the puppy was crazy dog running round and round!

  358. Fill my heart with song
    And let me sing forever more
    You are all I long for
    All I worship and adore. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znjEVqSmUSE

  359. Still not seeing the problem there Tats.

  360. G’night all

  361. OSU, consider your ass kicked.

  362. You don’t need no stinking night shirts. Give those neighbors and eyefull, Tats.

  363. Ok, found the nightshirts. They weren’t packed they were in the dirty laundry. I fucking give up.

  364. YSRELEMENT

    What does this mean?

  365. Daughter wound up going to 4 houses before she said she didn’t feel well. SHe is resting now.

  366. Ok assholes, the trashcan is not a fucking drum.

  367. want me to bring out the boomsticks to send them a message Tats?

  368. Nah Eddie, I’ve got my own broomstick. They’ve got ’til midnight.

  369. Oh. Well, good luck then

  370. Some dipshit tried to cross an 8 lane interstate here last night, dressed in black. Fucker got hit by a bus. How’s that for cleaning the gene pool.

  371. ^like that old SNL Skit about the “Invisible Pedestrian”

  372. http://abovethelaw.com/2009/10/lawsuit_of_the_day_defective_u.php/

    Heh.

  373. And while we’re here, how long does it take for you to notice your stuff hanging out where it is not supposed to be?

    Can one of y’all answer that one?

  374. *Lights bag of poop on fire*
    *Rings doorbell and runs*
    *Peers around corner to see if Roamy answers the door*

  375. I love the fact that Rosie hated this poat so much that he included all those updates, but never bothered to make any effort push it down.

  376. Funky tunage

  377. Don’t forget to change your clocks.

  378. Why? I like the clocks I’ve got right now.

  379. Except for the one next to my bed. It makes the most godawful noise every morning.

  380. Hey Michael!

    137. Suriname 1 October 26, 2009

  381. Why don’t we ever exchange coded messages, Patty Ann?

  382. Sean,

    U R 1 O US

  383. Dammit, my sooper-seekrit decoder ring musta got lost in teh mail.

  384. OOH! OOH! The Kogi Taco Truck is in town! I must alert Twitter!

    How does that work, again?

  385. I just tried to explain the Advice Dog meme to my brother.

    Unfortunately, he doesn’t spend all of his time on the innertubes. He didn’t get it.

    I’m afraid I’ll have to cut him out of my life.

  386. Life lesson #432.

    As a bartender I thought I knew who the cheapest crowds were.

    We do a lot of ethnic stuff, you guys have heard me bitch about the Chaldeans.

    I’ve found something worse.

    Canadians.

    They don’t tip.

    They are the scourge of early spring break florida and cheaper warm places on the planet.

    Imagine combining Canadians with Chaldeans on one night. A night that Americans usually celebrate as some pagan/childish ritual.

    And, have your wedding that night — with 500 of your closest friends. Who drink like fiends, Johnny Walker Black, two ice cubes, no three, no four, no that’s too much, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    500 people.

    Seven hours of drinking.

    Twenty seven dollars from five hundred people split three ways, and you still bitched when we wouldn’t give you that twentieth “black, no ice, wait, two, no that’s too much” a half an hour after the party ended.

    No matter how many times you sent me in the back to get your wife hot water for her decaffinated tea with lemon and olives — who drinks fucking hot tea with olives?

    This is hearty FUCK YOU Canadian Chaldeans.

    If I ever run across you again — it’s going to be either in my 4×4 or with a high powered rifle.

    UnFuckingBelieveable.

  387. On a positive note, I just got off the phone with one of my best friends in the world who now lives in Corpus Christi and he said it was 75 degrees on his deck.

    Can’t wait.

  388. And, one of the little sweetheart waitresses brought me in a bag of candy tonight that I’m about to dig into.

    I lurvs me some snickers and dark chocolate milky ways.

    G’night.

  389. Pick up your fucking phone, cocksmoker!

  390. Turned it off so I could sleep — heh.

  391. Nice that you responded to “cocksmoker,” mesa. My phone goes off now, too.

  392. I sent you a love text.

  393. New Poat

  394. Mesa, I’ve never waited on Canadian Chaldeans, but I’ve always found the worst tippers to be teachers.


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