It’s Like Barbie For Men

Husband sent me these. Just a placeholder until FIAF-BBF gets here.

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: Halloween Stripper

82 Comments

  1. NICE!!!!

  2. And…….. First and second!!!!!

  3. So I’m in the….uhhhh.. reading room here in my office and I am going through today’s paper. There’s an AP article with the headline “Clinton to Pakistanis: Do more about al-Qaida”

    In the article, Mrs. Clinton is quoted as follows:

    “I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they are and couldn’t get them if they really wanted to.”

    I think that perhaps Mrs. Clinton is being just a little harsh here. I mean, it’s not like they have Osama in the crosshairs and then can’t decide whether to pull the trigger or not. ‘Cause that would be reeeeally unbelievable, don’t you think, Mrs. Former First Lady?

    These people really have no shame.

  4. pattyann, I updated your post with a video.

    please don’t kill me.

  5. So I’m in the….uhhhh.. reading room here in my office and I am going through today’s paper.

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

    I’m sorry. Did you say something? I can’t get past your first line.

  6. OMG!!! Where the hell is everyone?

    This is funny. seriously. It’s funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR32Fv-zfWo

  7. Its funny I read that and then had to go to our reading room here at home…

  8. Wiserbud is like a great laxative isn’t he sohos?

  9. I like how the kitty gets in the attack position as he starts.

  10. Yes, it was like all of a sudden Uh oh…

  11. Booooo!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clVprJrplI8

  12. I like how the kitty gets in the attack position as he starts.

    Yeah, I like how they shake their booties.

  13. I have never seen the crow shim. It looks creepy as heck.

  14. I like how the kitty gets in the attack position as he starts.

    Yeah, I like how they shake their booties.

    I like the way fish look when they swim.

  15. I like the way chickens look on the BBQ.

  16. I like the way pigs taste fried

  17. I like the way chickens look on the BBQ.
    Hahahah!

  18. Music for today’s FiAF:

    Kyuss

  19. you guys would be happy if you clicked on this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR32Fv-zfWo

    did I mention that?

  20. we have been looking for this for years and Finally found it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQTQotptjRs&feature=related

  21. oh that’s funny sohos. Did you see all the dancing amoeba when she ate a bite of the pancake?

  22. Important Update.

  23. your update will give me nightmares pa.

  24. What’s with the sausage fest?

  25. hahahahahaha

  26. Sorry.

    *tucks*

  27. *backs out of knitting circle*

  28. The M-4? Yeah, that’s hawt.

    *kisses HoSoH on the forehead*

    Crap. The last time my head felt like this, I had been drinking all night with crazy Lithuanians.

    Two groups of people I could never keep up with when drinking. Lithuanians, and Newfoundlanders.

  29. Ah speaking of knitting, I am crocheting a scarf for myself and I am half way finished. It is relaxing 🙂

  30. Thanks for the kiss BiW what did I do to deserve that?

  31. M-4 pr0n. you lurves me. you really lurves me.

  32. Patty Ann I love the Halloween Stripper

  33. The header photo makes me want to backhand somebody into next week.

  34. Two things on my mind this morning:

    1. I am almost done reloading programs and drivers back on my laptop. I might actually be up and running by tomorrow. Thanks for the computer AIDS, who ever gave me that trojan from hell.

    2. WTF is going on with my traffic? I have been getting huge email hits on ‘Professor Klavan Explains the Left’s Defense’ and “The Reclamation’ all week. Did the revolution start and no one told me?

  35. I wonder why laura decided not to dress up this year.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9h2g6h

  36. .45 Because they don’t make a .46

    hahahaha

  37. Who gave you that picture???

  38. The header photo makes me want to backhand somebody into next week.

    Hahahahahaha!! You’re welcome.

  39. One evening my eldest, the Ninja of the Night, decided to climb over the back fence because she forgot her housekey (and we left that door unlocked), got her leg hung up on the way down, and we had to visit the ER to remove a piece of fence from her calf that was three inches long, half of which went in ugly.

  40. I told yall about the woman in rehab who can in and she had jumped a fence and her wedding ring got caught and she was hanging 4 feet from the ground by her wedding band and she lost her finger?

  41. can=came

  42. Yes you did, Sohos, and I’d like it if you never mentioned it again.

    yuck.

  43. yes, remove rings when on ladders and stuff chirren.

  44. My best friend in grade school jumped the chainlinkl fence to retreive a ball. On the other side of the fence lived a very mean billy goat who hated kids. He got the ball, but the goat spotted him and charged. As he leaped back over the fence, his thigh got snagged tearing a long, deep gash in his leg. We could see the fat and the muscles in his leg. It was cool. 30 years later, he still has the scar.

  45. Ok. I think I’ve heard enough of these stories.

  46. *** Looks at Ms. Car in ***

    *** Plays MP3 recording of Wolf Whistle, cause I can’t do it myself ***

    The gym is working for Ms. Carin, Cat has internet access again. Please feel free to heap abuse on Cat. Except for BrewFan and Americano. I’m charging them. And now back to mousing…..

  47. Ok. I think I’ve heard enough of these stories.

    Did I ever tell you how I broke my wrist?

  48. guy I work with jumped off the back of a flatbed truck, his ring finger snagged and tore all the muscle and skin away. Docs said “we could try to fix this, but you’re better off just letting us cut it”.

    He still gives me “high fours”.

  49. Please feel free to heap abuse on Cat.

    Where ya bin, chrome-polisher? No one gave you a hall pass.

  50. “Ok. I think I’ve heard enough of these stories.”

    One of my older brothers ran a circular saw through the top of his thigh a few years ago. From my mom’s ( an RN) description, it sounded pretty cool.

  51. la la la la la … can’t hear any of you.

    ‘cept the cat. How’s-are-you-doing?

  52. I’m so happy that Obama has saved or created 1,000,000 jobs. That just rocks. YEA US.

  53. I hit pavement at 30 mph. When I tried to push my self up, it didn’t work. On the third try, I looked down and saw my left wrist bend in the wrong place.

    My thoughts were very calm, but my freinds told me I was swearng a blue streak. I was fortunate and didn’t feel it for almost a half hour…right about the time the Doc was bending it every which way for X-rays. He never knew how close he came to being donkey punched. I had surgery the next day and a pin in my wrist for 3 months.

  54. I was riding my motorcycle down a trail (when I was 15) when I started into a corner only to find 3 girls on 3 horses. I left the trail and went bumping through the palmettos. That brought me to a tree stump that I managed to miss with my front tire.

    Unfortunately my left foot did not miss the tree stump, and I had all of my weight on it at the time it hit.

    It hurt, I stopped to take a look, pulled my boot off then my sock. The girls squeeked, I thought something looked funny, and went 1,2,3,….

    Aren’t I supposed to have 5?

    They hurt just as bad going out as they did getting stuffed in.

  55. Look, keep it up and I’ll start telling birth stories.

  56. You can’t gross us out with those. We think pain is funny.

  57. the Doc was bending it every which way for X-rays.

    I almost punched a x-ray tech for straightening my broken arm to get a X-ray BiW,

    Instead I barfed all over her.

  58. Happy halloween, carin:

  59. And this one is for vmax:

  60. I almost punched a x-ray tech for straightening my broken arm to get a X-ray BiW,

    Instead I barfed all over her.

    Maxx. my foot was tapping a steady stream of 32nd notes when I sat at the x-ray table. Before they did anything, the nurse pulled up my sleve and hit me with a bajillion ccs of Demerol. It was already working when the Doc started moving my arm. By the time it fully kicked in, my reaction was pretty much “Oh wow! *giggle* That HURT, man! *giggle*”

  61. I’ve been at my wife’s side for three births, the last by C-section. The site of bodily fluids and other assorted gore have little affect on me anymore.

    “Honey, you are so cute when your abdominal cavity is all splayed open. Awe, look at those cute little ovaries.”

  62. And one for the rest of you:

  63. Hubby is cleaning out my abandoned back office at the store here. It became somewhat of a storage area the last few years.

    I told him, “Hey, cool! You can move into this great old desk and everything. Hey, and then you can turn that front camera back on and watch me in the office monitor. Hah! You could keep an eye on me all day.”

    He seems to be working faster.

  64. Very cute, Agile.

  65. You can’t gross us out with those. We think pain is funny.

    I was thinking of going more the thread killing/boring route.

  66. I was thinking of going more the thread killing/boring route

    I thought that was MCPO’s job? 🙂

  67. arrrg, AD beat me to it.

  68. >> He seems to be working faster.

    Hah!

  69. My first labor was 9 hours long, oh wait. HOld on. I’ll go get my notes …

  70. AD beat me to it

    Just finished another fresh cup of coffee – I’m AWAKE.

  71. I’ll go get my notes …

    Okay, we’ll wait here.

    Psst: Somebody put up a new poat and don’t tell carin.

  72. Good pic AD

  73. Did I mention that I was walking in my house last March…

  74. You know, AD, low level tactics like that may work with Jazz, but I’ve got five kids. I know all the tricks.

    I’m gonna run and get a starbucks. Yawn.

  75. Count caught both hands on fire when he took the lit citronella candle away from his son and one hand caught fire so he over compensated tilting it back and caught the other on fire. Terrible

  76. We could have Jazz talk about the terrible accident with his johnson and the swimming pool pump. I hear he can get almost all the way through before he starts crying and rocking back and forth manically.

  77. I’ve actually seen my own skull.

    Icy road, long story.

  78. “We could have Jazz talk about the terrible accident with his johnson and the swimming pool pump.”

    He now calls it his joh.

  79. He now calls it his joh.

    Only when he is in the company of people who know he isn’t all the man he used to be.

    Just don’t call him “Stumpy”. He hates that.

  80. Hey, soho, maybe you can post new scar pics for halloween?

  81. Bewbs.

  82. Running like the wind.


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