I Am Bat Dog

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Make teh funneh.  New poat for Halloween Eve.

October 30, 2009
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, American Hero, bacon, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, conspiracy theory, Don't Make Me Kill You, fat chicks, FUCK SALT!!!, Heavy Metal Thunder, Joke thread, Like you know how to read., ManBearPig, new post, paris hilton whore, shut your whore mouth, teh funny, Totally Nude . Tags:, , , , , , . Author: Rich

45 Comments

  1. Comment by Rich on October 30, 2009 11:20 pm

    firsters!

  2. Comment by Mare on October 30, 2009 11:22 pm

    Hello precious puppy, come here little sweet doggie….no, no…..Oh my God, help me! Please help me……………

  3. Comment by Rich on October 30, 2009 11:24 pm

    Bat Dog will eat your face.

  4. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2009 11:25 pm

    Give that puppy a treat!!!!

  5. Comment by sohos on October 30, 2009 11:26 pm

    cool pic of Michael

  6. Comment by sohos on October 30, 2009 11:26 pm

    good night vmax sweetie

  7. Comment by Andy on October 30, 2009 11:27 pm

    Damn, it’s my first comment after a long day of work and injun killin’. No big deal, as I see I missed the worst BBF evar.

    Whassup, homos?

  8. Comment by Andy on October 30, 2009 11:33 pm

    Helloooo …. left coast … anyone?

    Nice RINO hunting at RedState: http://www.redstate.com/erick/2009/10/30/breaking-rich-heffley-admits-it-was-all-him-doing-the-anti-rubio-website/

  9. Comment by Andy on October 30, 2009 11:41 pm

    What, did you people suddenly get lives or something?

  10. Comment by Michael on October 30, 2009 11:57 pm

    My Batman suit is way cooler than that.

  11. Comment by Jewstin on October 31, 2009 12:03 am

    Michael’s Batman suit has snipples.

  12. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 12:03 am

    More like dumb shit hunting.

  13. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 12:04 am

    Jewstin,

    Yes, yes it does.

  14. Comment by sohos on October 31, 2009 12:04 am

    snipples hahahahahahahahaha

  15. Comment by Mare on October 31, 2009 12:18 am

    “More like dumb shit hunting.”

    Oh yeah.

    They don’t get it. Why we can’t stomach rino’s.

  16. Comment by sohos on October 31, 2009 12:22 am

    howdy Mare!

  17. Comment by sohos on October 31, 2009 12:45 am

    or not …..hahahahaha

  18. Comment by Eddie The Bear on October 31, 2009 12:46 am

    Mare:

    did you see the story Veeshir put up about the RNC hacks filming the license plates of Hoffman supporters?

    Umm….time to go stompy.
    http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/wheres_sonny_corleone_when_you_need_him

  19. Comment by daveintexas on October 31, 2009 1:01 am

    damn that was fun.

    I’m beat. I can’t do Austin gigs anymore.

  20. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2009 1:03 am

    So, I had a dream last night where a bunch of us were living in a house that was being renovated. I don’t remember who all lived in the house, but I’m pretty sure Mesa was there. The one person I definitely remember being there was Rosie, and he wore what could only be described as a toga made of Hefty bags held together with masking tape. He also had a little blond daughter who was always saying inappropriate shit to the various contractors who were coming in and out of the house. We also had a picnic in the back yard where we had Kentucky Fried Chicken with a bunch of Rasta dudes at one point.

    I think I need to stop huffing glue before going to bed.

  21. Comment by Andy on October 31, 2009 1:07 am

    Sean M., that’s the gheyest comment in the history of H2. Ok, not the gheyest, but top 5.

  22. Comment by sohos on October 31, 2009 1:08 am

    I’ll have what Sean’s having

    good night all

  23. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:11 am

    I can’t do Austin gigs anymore.

    I’d like to do one.

  24. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:12 am

    Was it extra crispy KFC?

    If so, I’ve been having the same dream.

  25. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:13 am

    I must be feeling better, I had four candy bars and a bottle of wine.

  26. Comment by Dave in Texas on October 31, 2009 1:14 am

    I’d love to do a gig there with you Mesa.

    We were the middle band tonight. If we were the late one I’d have gotten a room.

  27. Comment by pendejo grande on October 31, 2009 1:15 am

    I just got back from the HSFB game and the 7 dead indians that a roadtrip like that requires…….and I just laid eyes on the header pic and laffed so hard I blew some shit out of my nose. I don’t really know how to spell the sound of shit flying out of your nose, so I can’t recreate it for you fuckstics. Sorry.

  28. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:15 am

    Heh, they put up the video at AoS that sums up why I have to leave here perfectly…

  29. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:16 am

    People here were pretty pissed about that.

    My response, after living here for more than a decade?

    They’re right.

  30. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2009 1:16 am

    Was it extra crispy KFC?

    Of course it was.

  31. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:17 am

    I haven’t gigged in over five years.

    Plus, I don’t know that country dancin’ stuff.

  32. Comment by pendejo grande on October 31, 2009 1:17 am

    Where the fuck is Drew Carey when you need him?

  33. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:19 am

    You are welcome, pendejo.

  34. Comment by pendejo grande on October 31, 2009 1:23 am

    Hello Cleveland!!!!!

  35. Comment by Eddie The Bear on October 31, 2009 1:25 am

    mesa:

    If Detroit were a foreign country, we would have sent in troops for humanitarian work by now

  36. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:31 am

    They sent the troops in in 1968.

    It didn’t work.

  37. Comment by mesablue on October 31, 2009 1:32 am

    I’m gonna watch the Taking of Pelham 123.

    bbl

  38. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2009 1:33 am

    Where the fuck is Drew Carey when you need him?

    Hanging out in the Bob Barker Studio with a buncha spokes-models, prolly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy72Y6JP5w0

  39. Comment by Andy on October 31, 2009 1:45 am

    DiT, the niece is heading back to Austin next weekend. Let me know if you’re playin’ and where.

  40. Comment by Andy on October 31, 2009 3:41 am

    Poor little ol’ poat. It was a tragedy to die so young.

  41. Comment by Mare on October 31, 2009 4:07 am

    Hi Sohos.

    Eddie, I did see that. Can you imagine explaining that? How would you possibly justify that without looking like an idiot.

  42. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2009 4:08 am

    Hey, MAAAAAAAAARRRRE!!!

  43. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2009 4:53 am

    Well, I guess that was a drive-by comment from our resident wahine.

    *SHAKES FISTS AT SKY*

  44. Comment by Dave in Texas on October 31, 2009 8:23 am

    >> Plus, I don’t know that country dancin’ stuff.

    It was blues, like SRV

  45. Comment by wiserbud on November 2, 2009 12:00 am

    Now I’m here…..


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