Big BOO! Friday

Hello Bearsharktopussies.  Welcome to the 2009 Halloween Edition of Big Boob Friday.  Your “Total Loser” costume is impressive.

First, if you were not around here last night, please go HERE and let me know if that applies to you.

Second, thank you wiserbud and the funny mothers that filled in for me in my absence.  The quality was high and I will thank you in advance for not trying to make me look bad in the future.  Please ask mesa and pajama momma for tips on how to do the worst BBF ever.

Third, eddiebear found a blog that’s almost as bad as JEFF OTTOMAN or CROSSED THE LINE!!.  Go HERE for the suck.

There are many funny pictures of concerning pumpkin art but this remains one of my favorites.  I want to party with the guy that did this.

killer-pumpkins

Yes, I considered using Prisencolinensinainciusol as today’s song because it’s only the best fucking song ever.  However it’s not nearly scary enough.  When I was a little girl, my mom used to play songs like THIS for scary Halloween music.  Now you can play Cradle of Filth and make people cry and run away.  Freaks.

Although the models from the last few weeks were of excellent quality in their own right as hot chicks, there was a lack of emphasis on the Big in Big Boob Friday.  Please allow me to re-focus this esteemed page.

You may remember today’s model from such films as SpongeBob SquarePants and The Guns of Navarone.  However I have learned that she has decided to end her modeling career and pursue a more humanitarian profession.

Please drop trou and prepare to cough for your new nurse and model for today, Friday, October 30th, 2009, Faith Palmer.  YAAAAAAY!!!!!!

bbf - faith nurse

If you’re thinking fake, yeah…I had to check again.  No.  They’re real.  Further proof that God loves you and wants you to be happy.

Although many Democrats believe the world began when Obama was elected, save all the bad things he inherited from Bush, there was bunch of shit that happened before that.  For instance…

*  in 1735, President Number II: Electric Boogaloo John Adams was born in Braintree, Massachewshits.

in 1821, Russian novelist and the author of The Idiot, Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, was born.

*  in 1888, the first ballpoint pen was patented.  STFU Uniball.

in 1893, Charles Atlas was born and then immediately went to the beach and kicked sand in your face, 97-pound weakling.

*  in 1896, Ruth Gordon was born.  She was the first to sound the alarm of pet chimps.

*  in 1930, Turkey and Greece signed a treaty of friendship on FaceChimp and then talked about who they hated more, Jon or Kate.

*  in 1938, Orson Welles made a nation shit its pants with the broadcast of “War of the Worlds“.  One day later, “Whore of the Worlds” began filming in California.

*  in 1939, singer hippy Grace Slick was born in Chicago.

*  in 1945, Henry Winkler was born in NYC.  Ayyyyyyyyyyy.

*  in 1946, Andrea Mitchell was born.  She doesn’t know that Goerge Soros is a left-wing nutjob.  Hahahahahahahahaha!!  Supermassive idiot.

in 1953, Dr. Albert Schweitzer was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being an articulate, bright, clean, nice-looking guy.

in 1991, the Mid East peace conference began in Madrid, Spain.

Happy Halloween cool kids!!  I hope you dress up (regularly scheduled crossdressing doesn’t count) this weekend and have some great fun.  I don’t really have plans which is okay with me.  That probably means I’ll be around to link pictures of you doing stupid shit.

*raises glass*

Here’s some witches brew with which I shall make a toast to you.

Now let’s be careful out there.  Cheers.

Hey….who ate all the fucking snickers?

bbf - nurse

433 Comments

  1. *rents semi to haul away all the Nobel Peace Prizes*

  2. Any bets that Rosie was wanking it to the last picture long before he broke down and chose the more attractive woman in the earlier shot as his BBF?

  3. Grandma, did you like the anime that wiserbud drew for you?

    http://tinyurl.com/ygvt7b5

  4. Photoshopped-enhanced. Look at the door.

  5. Photoshopped-enhanced. Look at the door.

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    lauraw’s paying more attention to the bewbs than I am.

  6. Photoshopped-enhanced. Look at the door.

    Look at the warp in the bars between her boobs and the door.

    Rosie got fooled big time here.

  7. is that first link “gather round children” or “ga! the round children!”

    I like the second interpretation better.

  8. I just saw it says Big BOO! Friday hahahahaha

  9. Look at the door.

    What door?

  10. *rents semi to haul away all the Nobel Peace Prizes*

    hahahahahahahahah

    Your BBF model is going to get her boobies stuck in that zipper.

  11. Photoshopped-enhanced. Look at the door.

    Incorrect. Specially manufactured door so that she can stand next to it.

  12. “You, age 4”

    hahahahahahahahaha

    This post was so funny that I want to make out with it.

  13. …and her bewbs are so large they are also distorting the appearance of the bed railing behind her on the wall.

  14. This post was so funny that I want to make out with it.

    Hahahahahaha.

    SUCCESSFUL POST WIN!!!!

  15. http://tinyurl.com/yadq4yd

  16. …and her bewbs are so large they are also distorting the appearance of the bed railing behind her on the wall.

    The appearance of warping is due to the gravitational field generated by her boobehs.

    Duh.

  17. Hahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjhcqyo

  18. The lady in the second picture really does have a pretty face.

  19. “Grandma, did you like the anime that wiserbud drew for you?
    http://tinyurl.com/ygvt7b5

    hahahahahahahaha

    Where do you find this crap…hhahahahaahahhhhh

  20. The lady in the second picture really does have a pretty face.

    I thought the exact same thing. I almost think that picture might be photoshopped. You would think she would have more weight showing on her face and neck.

    Regardless she is really pretty.

  21. Lauraw, when you asked what my hair is like, well, it’s exactly like your avatar’s. Except less attractive.

  22. well. At the office after a fun morning with daughter at the medical people. She’ll be fine, just a fever virus, but it’s now under control.

    Come in to work to clean up some losse shit and am told that they need me here until 7pm to fix a problem someone else did.

    Calls up the Bearataur so that he can get my guns and “fix” the problem at the office.

    Yay!

    Oh ROsie, the reason that door is bent is because that chick’s wide stance has altered the laws of physics arund her.

  23. Those boobs alone outweigh the last 4 models by at least 150 pounds.

  24. The lady in the second picture

    I am scared by what might be in that turkey-baster sized syringe she is holding. Cherry flavored lube? That really icky cake decorating gel they sell in those little tubes?

  25. YEEAAAHHH!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yzk2skb

  26. “I almost think that picture might be photoshopped. You would think she would have more weight showing on her face and neck.”

    did you not notice the huge fat roll at her hip in the lower right corner?

  27. oh, and if any fuckwit wants to “improve” my health care, I will remind them that I was able to get in and out of a medical situation with a sick 4 y/o in under a few hours and then drink a gallon of kerosene so that I can piss fire all over them

  28. I think the second chick ate Kerry Marie in one meal.

  29. that second chick looks like the skinny nurse at my doctor’s office who seems only to remind me of why I don’t need that extra cheesefry combo

  30. Kerry Marie would only be a light snack.

  31. YEEAAAHHH!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yzk2skb

    HAHAHAHA!!! I love Advice Dog. Here are two of my favorites.

    http://tinyurl.com/p5hspz

    http://tinyurl.com/yhbxkjw

  32. How long has advice dog been around? I’ve missed his hilarity.

  33. More brilliant commentary from Sean

  34. I am scared by what might be in that turkey-baster sized syringe she is holding.

    Placenta. The Nazis Swiss say its good for the skin.

  35. Sean and I are meshing into one comment. Yeeaahhhh.

  36. Okay, since WordPress got teh AIDS there, let’s try that again…

    Come in to work to clean up some losse shit and am told that they need me here until 7pm to fix a problem someone else did.

    http://tinyurl.com/yandajo

  37. Mare:

    you and Sean can become a new creature from that Bearwolfunicron site Rosie posted

  38. Sean and I are meshing into one comment. Yeeaahhhh.

    HAWT!!!

  39. SEAN!!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!!!!

  40. OOOOOOHHHHHH, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUUUZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

    WTF, Rosie??? “Cankled Cuties”? Jesus effing Jimenez on a farking blue bike, what’s wrong with YOU? Eastern Europe called – they want their mastodons back, and the Department of Health and Human Services rates this post as “Harmful to Optic Nerves, Libido, and the environment.”

  41. Mom, go back to what you were doing. The fleet won’t be in town all week, and this is the only time you make the food and rent money.

  42. Hey, “MOM!!!”…

    http://tinyurl.com/9agzbg

  43. WTF, Rosie??? “Cankled Cuties”? Jesus effing Jimenez on a farking blue bike, what’s wrong with YOU? Eastern Europe called – they want their mastodons back, and the Department of Health and Human Services rates this post as “Harmful to Optic Nerves, Libido, and the environment.”

    HOT CHICK WIN!!!!

  44. This post was so funny that I want to make out with it.

    This is what I love about this place. Everybody kisses Rosie’s fat ass, yet I’m the one who’s accused of requiring sycophantic behavior from you buffoons.

  45. Any bets that Rosie was wanking it to the last picture long before he broke down and chose the more attractive woman in the earlier shot as his BBF?

    “More attractive” in the very, very, very loosest sense of the word – looser than BiW’s ass, even.

  46. STFU Wiser.

  47. >> I’m the one who’s accused of requiring sycophantic behavior from you buffoons.

    Begging isn’t the same as requiring.

  48. Ok so the other day my Dad took my picture (which I told him he couldnt do anymore until I lost weight) and he said : “You have such a pretty face”….I was like um Dad that is what t hey say to fat chics and he said well you also have a great personality….sigh

  49. *gives Rosetta a cookie*

  50. HOT CHICK WIN!!!!

    *beats Rosetta with his own rubber fist*

    Faith frolics in the water: http://tinyurl.com/6cvzbt

  51. STFU Wiser.

    *considers banning pupster.

    *quickly realizes that no one would notice his absence

    *goes back to figuirng out how to disguise vodka smell before next interminable office meeting.

  52. Begging isn’t the same as requiring.

    Says the bride: “No shit!”

  53. it’s just that Rosette is just so sweet wiserbabe

  54. Faith out for a jog: http://tinyurl.com/ybuvl6x

  55. *goes back to figuirng out how to disguise vodka smell before next interminable office meeting.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzvrkcn

  56. Faith, looking for a date: http://tinyurl.com/yzsoga3

  57. Hey….who ate all the fucking snickers?

    The picture following that comment makes it clear who at the Snickers.

  58. it’s just that Rosette is just so sweet wiserbabe

    et tu, so-fickle?

  59. Faith frolics in the water: http://tinyurl.com/6cvzbt

    Hahahahahaha!!

  60. Kiss Rosie’s Ass? Do you think I want alcohol poisoning? It would give a whole new meaning to ‘contact buzz’.

    And I don’t do the sychophant thing.

  61. The picture following that comment makes it clear who at the Snickers.

    *puts pajama momma’s drawing of a “horsie” on the fridge*

  62. >> The picture following that comment makes it clear who at the Snickers.

    you got the joke!!! *CLAPS

  63. And I don’t do the sychophant thing.

    Not well, that’s for damn sure.

  64. oh wiser you know that sohos ♥ wiserbud 4 ever

  65. And I don’t do the sychophant no-sex-with-animals thing.

    There you go.

  66. I’m at the Snickers.

    I’m at the Butterfinger.

    I’m at the Combination Snickers and Butterfinger.

  67. Sometimes I think Advice Dog smokes crack.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfofzvs

  68. “Everybody kisses Rosie’s fat ass,”

    hahahahahahahahaha

    I thought it was my turn.

  69. You should NEVAR listen to Advice Cat…

    http://tinyurl.com/ye8tjp4

  70. “I’m at the Combination Snickers and Butterfinger.”

    Sean’s going to have a lot of Trick or Treater’s.

  71. hahahahahahahahaha

    Advice cat is awesome.

  72. I was like um Dad that is what t hey say to fat chics and he said well you also have a great personality….sigh

    I think it would be even worse if he had said you had a hot body, don’t you?

  73. Hahahahahaha. Advice cat.

    Right now wiserbud is Googling “advice gerbil”.

  74. Advice Gerbil says:

    It’s stuffy in here, and smells like shit.

  75. Right now wiserbud is Googling “advice gerbil”.

    Get. Out. Of. My. HEAD!!!!

  76. L to R

    Wiserbud, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/ygqjgbb

  77. oh wiser you know that sohos ♥ wiserbud 4 ever

    Mmmmmm…Okay, c’mere baby. Cuddle up right here next to me….

    Ummm, could you…ummmm… shift a little. My arm is starting to go numb….

  78. oh, curse all of you.

  79. Get. Out. Of. My. HEAD!!!!

    Wrong location.

  80. Advice Gerbil says:

    It’s stuffy in here, and smells like shit.

    Hahahahaha.

    Here are the results of wiserbud’s last colonoscopy.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfybz9d

  81. Here are the results of wiserbud’s last colonoscopy.

    Hey, they needed a home and I, as a truly wonderful person, felt it was my Christian duty to provide one for them.

    H8ers.

  82. Mare won’t lay a finger on Sean’s butterfinger.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9jwy24

  83. L to R Wiserbud, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/ygqjgbb

    HAHAHAHA!!! Pupster has mad phat GIF skillz.

  84. yes you are right lauraw THANKS!

  85. The logical conclusion of the “Advice” meme…

    http://tinyurl.com/yz3ud3x

  86. Rosetta,

    Advice lemur strongly recommends that you put the mask back on.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylraoop

  87. they needed a home and I, as a truly wonderful person huge asshole

    FTFY

  88. HAHAHAHA!!! Pupster has mad phat GIF skillz.

    Rosetta puts the “oob” in “noobie”

  89. Well, I will certainly sleep better now.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9yp4p3

  90. L to R

    Wiserbud, tennis ball, Agiledog

    http://tinyurl.com/ycbntl3

  91. So is it finally official? Is IB completely dead?

  92. >> I think it would be even worse if he had said you had a hot body, don’t you?

    That one made my creepy dad internal alarm ring.

    I try to stick with “I love you” and “you’re awesome” with daughters.

  93. So is it finally official? Is IB completely dead?

    Geoff! New chart! STAT!

  94. Yay!!!! The lemur I havent seen him in so long!!!!!!

  95. I didn’t know BiW lived in Alton.

    http://tinyurl.com/yh5kwn2

  96. Crap. I am in the doghouse again. It seems like I have been for the last two weeks.

    We drove to a show last night and my head was busy with work. During that drive I almost ran over a cat, didn’t hear the instructions to look for a friend, almost ran a red light, and almost hit two idiot teenagers who jaywalked.

    She thinks I am being a poor example of a driver and putting her life at risk.

  97. She thinks I am being a poor example of a driver and putting her life at risk.

    Tell here it’s not absent-mindedness and to take the effing hint.

  98. Or, if you don’t have money for a studio apartment, don’t.

  99. Key word is “almost”..none of that shit happened. I should be golden right?

  100. well but the real question is what were you thinking about?

  101. Well, later when she was bitching about my poor driving I said, “You’re right, you’re right”.

    Later than that she was still yowling and I said, “I said that you are right” and she said, “But you said it like shut up you fucking bitch” and I said, “well, I meant it…………………………….meaning you’re right”.

    She laughed at that but God damn if she didn’t bring it up again this morning.

  102. Sohos,
    Work…..and the upcoming ski season.

  103. She thinks I am being a poor example of a driver and putting her life at risk.

    *smacks uniball in the back of the head*

    Wake the hell up, grandpa!!

    Oh wait…thought you were Mr. Beasn. Nevermind.

  104. Sorry gang, I just needed to vent.

    Great BBF, by the way.

  105. I feel so bad for that little boy, stuck on the fence, in the header pic.

    Home for lunch. Leftover turkey and some tater tots.

  106. My wife’s always on my ass about my driving. I freely admit that when I’m behind the wheel, I wish 99% of Earth’s population had fucked off to another planet.

  107. Afternoon, creepizoids!

    Well done, Rosetta. I only gave it two thumbs down!

  108. “well but the real question is what were you thinking about?”

    what every real man thinks about when driving his wife around for a date: will she let me dork her in the squeekhole later tonight?

  109. Everybody screws up once in a while. You are human. Do you jump ugly on her and accuse her of risking your life every time she screws something up? If so, suck it up.

    If not, you have to firmly impress upon her that everybody is entitled to a bad day once in a while.

  110. Everybody screws up once in a while. You are human. Do you jump ugly on her and accuse her of risking your life every time she screws something up? If so, suck it up.

    If not, you have to firmly impress upon her that everybody is entitled to a bad day once in a while.

    Okay which one of you funny fuckers is sockpuppeting lauraw? Is that you Michael? You’re always looking to start shit.

  111. So is it finally official? Is IB completely dead?

    Geoff! New chart! STAT!

    Oh wait! It moved!!! I swear, I saw it move!!

    Oh….waitaminute. That was just Tushar poking it with a stick.

  112. lauraw = Dear Abby

  113. If not, you have to firmly impress upon her that everybody is entitled to a bad day once in a while.

    Um..my husband is a good man, as I am sure Uniball might be, and he constantly tunes out to think about work. High stress job. I empathize but not when he is driving. I have to stay extremely alert when he is driving. Especially when we go for a drive and he sees turkeys.

    Scared the crap out of beasnette once as he spotted a turkey and found himself on the other side of the yellow line.

  114. Leftover turkey and some tater tots.

    I haven’t had tater tots in a long time. They’re good with ketchup.

  115. when I’m behind the wheel, I wish 99% of Earth’s population had fucked off to another planet.

    Now that describes me.

  116. Laura,
    I guess I should be honest. I have been a poor driver for the past year now, last night was just one too many incidents all piled into one evening.

    I don’t know what is happening to my driving skills but I seem to have lost the defensive edge I used to have.

    I blame it on living in a mountain town.

  117. They’re good with ketchup.

    You betcha and that will be the condiment on my plate.

  118. Yikes!

    Have you had your vision/ hearing checked lately?

  119. Later than that she was still yowling and I said, “I said that you are right” and she said, “But you said it like shut up you fucking bitch” and I said, “well, I meant it…………………………….meaning you’re right”.

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah! I hear this ALL THE TIME. I mean it like, “This is not something I want to argue about, so I will gladly concede because harmony is better than friction.” Not only do I willingly give up my position, I get my ass chewed up, spit out, and stomped on for my pleasant affect.

  120. Fish sticks and ketchup.

  121. Rosetta’s goatee age 1
    http://tinyurl.com/yem823z/

  122. People this stupid and/or greedy deserve what they get. From InvestmentNews…

    “A former executive of a Northern California investment firm has agreed to plead guilty to defrauding about 150 investors, federal prosecutors said Wednesday.

    The U.S. attorney’s office in Sacramento charged 66-year-old Kenneth Kenitzer of Pleasanton with mail fraud and money laundering in the $40 million scam.

    Kenitzer was vice president of Equity Investment Management and Trading Inc., which promised investors risk-free, 36 percent annual returns. Prosecutors say he and others withdrew the money and hid the loss.”

    I will bet Uniball’s last nut that all 150 of those idiots voted for Obama. There is no way it can be otherwise.

  123. I don’t care what this sign says, I’m still a racist.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8egmy6

  124. Fish sticks and ketchup.

    Winner of several Mobile 5 Star Awards.

  125. Beasn and Rosetta are yall near Tipton, Missouri? Eddie Bear said he wasnt

  126. I don’t care what this sign says, I’m still a racist.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8egmy6

    Hahahahaha. That’s awesome.

  127. you need to enforce the rule we have…the person at the steering wheel is doing the driving the passenger can go ahead and just STFU

  128. Beasn and Rosetta are yall near Tipton, Missouri? Eddie Bear said he wasnt

    What’s it to you?

  129. Jazz,
    Yup, sometimes you just have to throw it out. The problem is it only gives you about four seconds of satisfaction before you feel the backlash.

  130. Sometimes I am fantasizing about my other nut.

    I keed

  131. Rosie one of my bff from high school lives there

  132. Is IB completely dead?

    Note quite. My last awesome post just got linked by Tim Blair.

  133. Uni – http://tinyurl.com/yjgra8j

  134. Nexth pleasthe, thstep right up Rosthie.
    http://tinyurl.com/ya2sngk/

  135. who is “Tim Blair” and Batman and Robbin is coming on in 30 minutes

  136. I feel so bad for that little boy, stuck on the fence, in the header pic.

    Me too beasn. That’s got to hurt, the poor thing.

    I want to help him, and then I want to belt somebody.

  137. Tim Blair is sort of like the Glenn Reynolds of Australia.

  138. (L to R) Uniball, Wiser and Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/6l9kl3

  139. I’m “sort of ” like the Marissa Miller of fat housewives.

  140. Tittyface?
    http://tinyurl.com/mhncvg/

  141. (L to R) Compos; any guy he can find on a Friday night

    http://tinyurl.com/yjy3nj2

  142. A former executive of a Northern California investment firm has agreed to plead guilty to defrauding about 150 investors,

    So you defraud someone for that many millions and you stay in the country?

  143. On the whole, I’d rather have a serious long-term relationship with either Katarina Witt from last wk, or the corpse of Norma Jean Baker from two weeks ago, than go anywhere near either of these moonpigs. Are there no erotically dressed non-morbidly obese nurse pics out there?

    I think I’ll talk some shit now.

  144. Where is Tipton MO? Never heard of it.

    brb…going to look it up.

  145. Hey Rosie, what are you advising your clients to do for when the dollar totally implodes?

  146. I’m sort of like Terry Garr in Young Frankenstein

  147. Ahhh..Tipton is southwest of Columbia. That is about 2 hours from me.

  148. Nexth pleasthe, thstep right up Rosthie.
    http://tinyurl.com/ya2sngk/

    Wow, shim. I had no idea you were a ‘stylist’. Speaking of which, can you fit me in this weekend, I need a cut.

  149. I’m really getting sick of listening to these lovely women running themselves down on this blog.

    L to R: Mare, sohos

    http://tinyurl.com/yhnuc7u

  150. Speaking of which, can you fit me in this weekend, I need a cut.

    I could use some trim myself.

  151. L to R: Mare, sohos

    Heh. Mare-si-doats looks a little jealous…..

  152. BBF’s cause football team to lose — http://everythinglubbock.com/content/video/?cid=43131

  153. >> I want to help him, and then I want to belt somebody.

    I think the thing here is that this isn’t really a Kodak moment.

  154. Wow, shim. I had no idea you were a ’stylist’.

    Shim never wanted to be a barber. He’d always wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! The larch! The fir! The Scotch Pine!!!

  155. I have a feeling that people have forgotten that it is Big Boob Friday, not skinny hot chic or beauty queen Friday its all about HUGE- REAL- BOOBS……..

  156. L to R: Mare, sohos

    Heh. Mare-si-doats looks a little jealous…..

    Nahh..she’s thinking ‘if those things bust out, I’m a goner’.

  157. “L to R: Mare, sohos
    http://tinyurl.com/yhnuc7u

    I’ve always thought that picture is amazing. It speaks volumes.

  158. I’m really getting sick of listening to these lovely women running themselves down on this blog.

    You know what laura you are right! No more!

  159. I agree with Sohos, you guys can go anywhere on the intertubes and find skinny girls with fake boobs.

    It’s only here at the Hostages where you find real, huge, boobs on real huge women.

  160. “I’m really getting sick of listening to these lovely women running themselves down on this blog.”

    I like to use myself as the butt of jokes but in reality I’m incredibly hot.

  161. Well, later when she was bitching about my poor driving I said, “You’re right, you’re right”.

    Later than that she was still yowling and I said, “I said that you are right” and she said, “But you said it like shut up you fucking bitch” and I said, “well, I meant it…………………………….meaning you’re right”.

    She laughed at that but God damn if she didn’t bring it up again this morning.

    *takes off lawyer hat, wonders who put the sticky note that says “Asshole” on it, put on counselor hat*

    Half-sack, this means
    1. That she is really worried about you and is concerned that you hurt yourself or someone else, and bankrupt your family;
    or
    2. She realizes that she has not yet purchased the extra life insurance on you, and doesn’t want you to be dead before that happens.

    That’s a freebie, BTW, so next time someone rants about lawyers, you can tell them one did you a solid one time.

  162. they go together like peas and carrots

  163. So Barry is out there saying the rapeage of my kids futures is stimulating the economy while other headlines say this –

    “Consumer spending falls in September, incomes flat (AP) ”

    This alternate universe that we are living in? We have actually been absorbed into the old hippies drug altered brains that run congress. The Borg has happened.

  164. “L to R: Mare, sohos”

    Classic.

  165. It’s only here at the Hostages where you find real, huge, boobs on real huge women.

    I don’t know whether to be happy that the rest of the intarwebs are not so infected or to be pissed that Rosie keeps shitting in our messkits.

  166. I said, I could use some trim myself. *cough*

  167. real, huge, boobs on real huge women.

    ..reeeeeeeeeeeeal huge women…..

  168. >> I’m really getting sick of listening to these lovely women running themselves down on this blog.

    Lovely, young women. If you don’t mind my little addition.

    >> I have a feeling that people have forgotten that it is Big Boob Friday, not skinny hot chic or beauty queen Friday its all about HUGE- REAL- BOOBS……..

    There are rules?

  169. I will bet Uniball’s last nut that all 150 of those idiots voted for Obama. There is no way it can be otherwise.

    If true, then they can all stop being guilty over their non-existent wealth and quit trying to confiscate everyone else’s, right?

  170. I said, I could use some trim myself. *cough*

    Ah, fuck, not again.

    Okay, who forgot to give grandpa his meds this morning?

  171. yes fibf we saw that comment

    **pats mcpo on the head and tucks his blanket tighter around his legs**

  172. Beasn she said it is a rural 1A town where everyone knows everyone. She said the changing of the seasons is beautiful.

  173. Heh!

    http://tinyurl.com/yf5trxn

  174. Rosetta forgot this on his post

    On this day in 1961 – The Soviet hydrogen bomb Tsar Bomba was detonated over Novaya Zemlya Island in the Arctic Sea as a test. With a yield of around 50 megatons, it was the largest nuclear weapon ever detonated to date.

  175. I, actually lived a few houses away from a ‘male’ hair dresser. He wound up shooting and killing his wife’s boyfriend. I always blamed his choice of employ. How can a guy stay sane when he is referred to as a hair dresser.

  176. Worth the trim!!
    http://tinyurl.com/ycsdkh9/

  177. I know a few up here who make a killing, have beautiful wives, and live very good lives.

    One guy makes probably over 200,000 with his salon.

  178. How can a guy stay sane when he is referred to as a hair dresser.

    The same way Wiser and Wiserbud stayed sane as pr0n donkey fluffers. “Sampling the mechandise (gives “Good to the Last Drop” a whole new meaning) and of course, advanced liver abuse.

  179. Thats in Houston Shim and its a combination hair place and KFC

  180. Worth the trim!!
    http://tinyurl.com/ycsdkh9/

    Hahahahahahahaahha! If that’s like Rosie’s former babrber, ‘Whiskey and Scissors’, I’ll pass.

  181. A childhood favorite
    http://tinyurl.com/yaqhpp8/

  182. You know it’s going to be an interesting day when the security officer sets up a “how to put out a fire” training session with the local Fire Dept., and you see smoke, followed by a panicked phone call from said security guy asked frantically where the key to the outside water faucet is kept.

  183. Sohos, can you make a rap song about it and get it to Rosie?

  184. Shim,
    I always liked “Where the Wild Vaginas Are”.

  185. How can a guy stay sane when he is referred to as a hair dresser.

    I believe the correct word is ‘stylist’ and you just committed a hate crime.

  186. http://i39.tinypic.com/2zxv4p2.jpg/
    WTF is right

  187. I believe the correct word is ’stylist’ and you just committed a hate crime.

    I agree. I hate to hear about pole smokers and their disgusting love triangles. Everybody! Back in the closet!

  188. you just committed a hate crime.

    This whole pathetic excuse for a blog should be considered a hate crime against humanity

  189. You know it’s going to be an interesting day when the security officer sets up a “how to put out a fire” training session

    Did you ask him why it burns when you pee?

  190. No, I already know why it burns when I pee.

  191. WTF is right, holy smokes.

  192. No, I already know why it burns when I pee.

    Yeah, sorry about that. I should have warned you.

    That water in the Long Island Sound will do that to you every time.

  193. “Does your pecker burn when you pee?”
    ‘ I dunno, I never tried to light it ‘

  194. WTF is right, holy smokes.

    MOM!!!! MARE IS SPYING ON THE NEIGHBOR GIRL AGAIN!!!!!

  195. she has a fake leg……

  196. she has a fake leg……

    ???

    What are you talking about? It’s real. Real metal. Real plastic.

    sohos has been hitting the bitch beers already today.

    That’s not gonna help you get your project done, so-hot.

  197. or……

    she has a fake leg……

    And that’s the weirdest thing you noticed about that picture?

  198. Rosie, pre Mr Clean
    http://tinyurl.com/288gs6/

  199. Shim likes chap-hop.

  200. “MOM!!!! MARE IS SPYING ON THE NEIGHBOR GIRL AGAIN!!!!!”

    I like her sassy attitude and I’m compelled to follow her everywhere.

  201. **reads H2**

    **facepalm**

    **barfs all over fellow StarFucks costomers**

  202. **reads H2**

    **facepalm**

    Considering how you spend most of your free time, xbrad, you may want to be careful with those facepalms. It might stick there.

  203. xbrad, I thought this thread was hilarious. COME ON! ADMIT IT, YOU LAUGHED AT LEAST ONCE!

  204. **bleeds quietly from holes all over the right side of the body where I fell on the fucking cactus while trimming a hedge this morning**

    So. What’s new? I see Rosie’s back to form, continuing his search for fat chicks on the interwebtubethingies.

  205. xbrad, I thought this thread was hilarious. COME ON! ADMIT IT, YOU LAUGHED AT LEAST ONCE!

    Nope. Not gonna do it. XBrad is the Anti-Funneh.

  206. The come home to Branson commercials have started…that means that lady I hate that sings the Christmas carols is right around the corner…

  207. Hot chicks dig this thread.

  208. Hot chicks dig this thread.

    Sure. OUR hot chicks dig this thread, but they’re defective: they read The Hostages.

  209. “Hot chicks dig this thread.”

    Rosetta, would you like your ass kissed again?

  210. Advice Dog, do you have any words of wisdom for xbrad?

    http://tinyurl.com/osrx44

  211. I forgot:

    “fat ass”

    hahahahahahaha

  212. Sohos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz2L1v7Wkx8

  213. Rosetta, would you like your ass kissed again?

    Hahahahaha.

    *smoooooooooooooooooooooooch*

  214. Hot chicks dig this thread.

    http://tinyurl.com/24jb58

  215. Bestest Christmas Carol Ever:

  216. Rosie, I’ve never gone drinking and shooting, but there was the Robotussin incident on the squad assault course where I tried to lay some automatic weapons fire on the pink elephant.

  217. Hahahaha. I like when the header picture changes but not the sidebar text.

  218. Yup.

  219. Hahahaha. I like when the header picture changes but not the sidebar text.

    It still works, in an extremely disturbing way.

  220. Gives wiser something to bitch about.

  221. xbrad, what do you drink at Starbucks?

    And are there any more professor douche bags trying to pick up girls?

  222. Hahahaha. I like when the header picture changes but not the sidebar text.

    Thing is, I always thought of you guys as sheep violators, not pig fuckers.

  223. Give wiser something to bitch about.

    heh.

  224. “It still works, in an extremely disturbing way.”

    hhahahahahahahahaha

    How can xbrad not laugh?

  225. And are there any more professor douche bags trying to pick up girls?

    you mean, other than him?

  226. How can xbrad not laugh?

    He has no sense of humor that he is aware of.

  227. Mare, no douchebag profs today. Mostly old ladies at this time of day. Later, we’ll get the college crowd.

    I’m having a Venti Mocha with whipped cream. Because I didn’t get enough caffeine from the pot of coffee, can of Mountain Dew, and cup of espresso I had at home before I came here.

  228. Give wiser something to bitch about.

    Ninja, please. Wiser would bitch if lauraw used a new whip.

  229. He has no sense of humor that he is aware of.

    hey now….. If you had to grow up with that face, how much humor do you think you would find in life?

  230. “you mean, other than him?”

    LOL

    I’m trying to figure out what I would do If I saw xbrad (without knowing him) checking out the females at a Starbucks.

    Mace?

    911?

    Knee to groin?

  231. Ima gunna kick yo ass lauraw

  232. Wiser would bitch if lauraw used a new whip.

    Hey, we just got the last one broken in just the way I like it.

    Sorry, I don’t like change, okay?

  233. Battling Christmas Carols? I prefer this beauty:

  234. Mare, I’m usually a little more discreet when scoping out the hot chicks in the shop. I drooled a little over the chick in the stompy boots, but that’s considered acceptable in this region.

  235. Mace?

    911?

    Knee to groin?

    Claw hammer?

  236. I’m having a Venti Mocha with whipped cream

    That is so ghey, I doubt even Jewstin would order that.

  237. I like coffee and I get nonfat lattes. I have NEVER had one of the foo foo drinks at a coffee place. Too many calories for me. They sure look good.

  238. Mr. B is the shizzle my crackizzles!

  239. I’m finst to go have some fun so I will check in L8R.

    Try not to molest all the livestock and/or piss off Advice Dog.

    Also, STFU.

  240. Hey, we just got the last one broken in just the way I like it.

    Sorry, I don’t like change, okay?

    That’s what I get for pulling my punches. I was gonna say “If his stallmate used a new condom.”

  241. Mace?

    911?

    Knee to groin?

    Claw hammer?

    Flamethrower?

  242. You want the best coffee to be had in the 48? Go to Dunkin Donuts. That fag shit in Starbucks promotes leftist hippie shit.

  243. I like coffee and I get nonfat lattes. I have NEVER had one of the foo foo drinks at a coffee place. Too many calories for me. They sure look good like a sugar coma.

  244. There’s a surprising number of ugly people here in the desert.

    But I do remember walking in to the gas station about a year ago to get some smokes and seeing two Russian chicks that were the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. I was stunned. I was speechless. I just stood there at the counter and gawked at them.

  245. Mace?

    911?

    Knee to groin?

    Claw hammer?

    Flamethrower?

    Hobo Hunting Knife *tips hat to original gangstas and morons*

  246. Comment by sohos on October 30, 2009 4:51 pm
    Ima gunna kick yo ass lauraw

    Eeeee hee hee hee heeeee

    ONE DAY AT A TIIIIIIIIIME
    Swe-et Jesus

  247. MCPO, I like Drunken Donuts. Especially at 2am. But I can’t swing a dead Sox without hitting a Starbucks, while on the other hand, I have no clue where the nearest DD is.

    Remember, I’m here for internet access, not coffee. My favorite coffee is MRE instant in a canteen cup heated over a Bic lighter.

  248. sohos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZLFb39d4-0

  249. I HATE her! HATE!!!!!

  250. Dunkin donuts large coffee, a sour cream donut and a blueberry donut.

  251. But Christy Lane’s voice has captured the world. These songs have never sounded so beautiful.

    There must be something wrong with you.

  252. Laura, have you killed any small mammals today?

  253. Oh look! It’s the dead girl from Poltergeist in the Christy Lane video.

    Christy kilt her.

  254. It ain’t midnight yet, don’t pressure me

  255. Well, I’ve never heard this cut of a Christmas favorite:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRTU0wrW5Dc

  256. Mare?

  257. **waves to PJ**

    I’m going to try to make it to the shindig on the 18th.

    Is your niece still jailbait?

  258. MOM! Why doesn’t Mare send me any Kona coffee beans??

  259. Cream-filler buttermilk donuts while they are still hot.

    We called them “jizz boats”.

    Shut your whore mouth!

  260. NO, xbrad, BAD!!

    *smacks xbrad on snout with a 1981 Olds Cutlass Supreme*

  261. http://realclearpolitics.blogs.time.com/2009/10/30/what-a-difference-a-letter-makes/

    heh. Commercial FAIL

  262. That’s an ’82 Olds. I paid $500 for it.

  263. laura answered the question pretty well.

    sides, you wouldn’t have a snowballs chance in hell

  264. Christy Lane makes me want t o go postal

  265. How Sean plans to get the chicks Saturday night — http://i.imgur.com/WtRVK.gif

  266. laura answered the question pretty well.

    sides, you wouldn’t have a snowballs chance in hell

    Hey Ms non-sequitor of 1986! Who the fuck are you talking to?

  267. Don’t worry, PJ, if I come down there for a couple days, I’ll pick up my chicks the old fashioned way, with a $5 bill by the dumpster back behind the bar…

  268. **scrounges in wallet**

    Make that a $2 bill….

  269. … and a Tic Tac.

  270. My Dad had an ’82 Ninety Eight.
    Came with its own zip code.
    I could seat twelve of my closest freinds in it comfortably.

    The only car I could literally watch the gas guage drop on when I drove it.

  271. I had a ’80 Gutless Cutlass in Germany (that’s actually the one I paid $500 for. The major I bought it from was later my Bn. Commander), and then in CO I bought an ’82 Cutlass Supreme.

    Both were damn good cars that ran in spite of all the hell I put them through.

  272. MCPO, you should read the thread sometime.

  273. PJ, where are we gonna meet up in SD?

  274. somewhere att the beach

  275. PJM – http://tinyurl.com/yecy76r

  276. Will you be in a Baywatch Babe red swimsuit, PJ?

  277. MCPO, whatchya doin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/y95ppel

  278. Somehow, “fuck them” just doesn’t seem strong enough:

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/oct/30/a-demand-for-respect/?source=newsletter_op

  279. The headlines at Drudge make me want to do some face stabbing.

  280. BiW doesn’t understand why the ad agency never called him back.

    http://bacn.me/der

  281. I love it when you talk dirty to me mcpo.

    Will you be in a Baywatch Babe red swimsuit, PJ?

    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

  282. “BiW doesn’t understand why the ad agency never called him back.
    http://bacn.me/der

    hahahahahahahahaah

  283. Help a homey out here, PJ. wear something semi-slutty.

  284. I don’t own anything semi-slutty b-rad. It’s all or nothing with me.

  285. Heh. To paraphrase a quip at the Corner, the only job the Obama administration has saved is Manuel Zelaya’s.

  286. **hopes against hope that PJ will go full on slutwear for the meetup**

    **buys a roofie for PJD**

  287. **shoots some heroin into arm**

  288. One good thing about funemployment?

    Getting to sleep 18 hours a day when you are sick. Almost have this thing kilt.

  289. little early to shoot the heroin no?

  290. I’m still up from last night’s cocaine binge, PJ.

  291. k, I have to go clean. I have to let PJD think I did stuff all day while he was working.

    I’m sorry you have the swine flu mesa

  292. I don’t think leopard print flatters Rosetta.

    http://bacn.me/deu

  293. Actually, Jewstin, that’s a pretty good look…

    …For Rosetta…

  294. This will scare the hell out of you on this All Hallows Eve!

    http://tinyurl.com/yaw2698

  295. **runs away, screaming like a girl**

  296. On second thought, Obama can keep my unicorn.

    http://bacn.me/dev

  297. Romy, you ARE a girl.

  298. Or, if you aren’t, your picture is much more convincing than Rosetta’s….

  299. wow that unicorn guy wow wow

  300. Glad you noticed! 😉

  301. Trunk or Treat last night at Mr. RFH’s work, there was a black kid dressed as Michael Jackson with white face paint. I couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl Srsly. Creeped me out.

  302. Pretty much anything MJ is creepy.

    **shudders slightly**

  303. Please don’t point out that I skipped a period in my last comment. Mr. RFH will faint.

  304. So, any update on the upper stage on Ares? All OK?

  305. Haven’t heard about the upper stage, but one of the parachutes on the first stage did fail and it smacked the water hard enough to dent the case.

  306. Trunk or Treat last night at Mr. RFH’s work, there was a black kid dressed as Michael Jackson with white face paint. I couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl Srsly. Creeped me out.

    RACIST!!!!

  307. Alright you hosers and posers, its drive time. I might be back later if I can finish re-installing everything on my computer.

  308. Well, that’s not a major problem, Romy. I saw a special one time on making a mars lander, and they showed just how problematic getting large parachutes to work could be. Especially in a very thing atmosphere.

  309. **crosses fingers**

    **hopes BiW’s computer dies a horrible death**

  310. It didn’t explode on the pad, and it didn’t hit the launch tower. Yay us.

  311. Trunk or Treat last night at Mr. RFH’s work, there was a black kid dressed as Michael Jackson with white face paint.

    I went out as Michael Jackson one year. Took a band uniforma nd had my gf sew sparkles all over it. Wore blackface like Al Jolson. Carried around a black Cabbage Patch Kid with me.

    Pissed the fuck out of everybody everywhere we went.

  312. Yeah, Romy. On the other hand, getting 50 year old technology to work reasonably well the first time out isn’t that high of a hurdle.

  313. XBrad, they made a lot of things harder than they had to. We’re in limbo until either Obama or Congress makes up their mind. In the meantime, the contractors are letting people go.

  314. One year, when I was in college, I wore a Ted Kennedy mask and went out with my gf, who wore a scuba mask and scuba tanks we had made out of 1/2 gallon soda bottle.

    That really pissed people off, considering I went to UConn and there were a lot of people from Massechusetts.

    We also won best costume at one dorm.

  315. Romy, I’m familiar with the “harder than it has to be” cost curve.

    For instance, if you decide to reduce the risk by 5%, you raise the price by greater than 5%, say 50%, which increased cost causes you to reconsider and decide for that much extra money, you need to reduce risk by 10% which in turn costs extra and leads to greater costs. Well, by the time you start making a ship that is that expensive, you better make sure it can do X, Y and Z as well…

    This happens with ships, airplanes, tanks, software, you name it…

  316. Yes. I went to college.

    I spell Massechusetts wrong intentionally. Because it’s a sleazy, meth-addled whore of a state and it does not deserve my respect.

  317. A lot of it is system engineers who have never built anything before and start imposing requirements that they have no idea what it actually means or what the impact on the design will be.

  318. most people here either went to college or were in some branch of the service (I think)

  319. I went to the service, then went to college, hated it, dropped out, and went back to the service.

  320. My co-worker calls his time in the service “working man’s Ph.D”.

  321. Well, I didn’t learn a lot of hard sciences in the service, but it’s an excellent place to learn practical management skills.

    I’m not a natural people person, nor a natural leader, but was able to learn quite well.

  322. Mesa, you’re not working at the bar anymore?

  323. BTW, I was considering putting a link to my Amazon wishlist up here, but can’t find a “Barbie for Men” M-4 for you guys to buy me…

  324. Mare, what are you wearing?

    http://tinyurl.com/yja3c5z

  325. I didn’t know Amazon sold inflatable sheep. I knew about the tube socks, though.

  326. Definitely not that.

    Do you know what happened to Mesa’s bartending job?

  327. I think Mesa’s more laid low by swine flu than being laid off from the bar. I think (but don’t know) that the bar was “pick up” work.

    Romy, got a link to the inflatable sheep?

  328. Mare, nothing scheduled tonight. Which is a good thing, I can get rid of this cold. I have to work the rest of the weekend.

  329. Mare, it’s just getting slow right now.

    Another reason to move.

  330. Get better buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  331. most people here either went to college or were in some branch of the service

    I’m in a college class right this very second.

    I am only here to get familiar with the class structure, as I will be teaching this class for a couple of weeks in November.

  332. Well, xbradtc, we could get you that Sugar Daddy Ken instead.

  333. Sex ed?

  334. Oh how fun wiserbabe. What type of class is it?

  335. Sex ed?

    Not yet.

    *looks around the room……

    But I am willing to change the syllabus….

  336. XBrad, thought you could just get them at the commissary?
    http://tinyurl.com/25lc3o

  337. Oh how fun wiserbabe. What type of class is it?

    Intro to Software Applications. It’s teaching people about the basics of Word, Excel, etc.

    It should be fun. I’m looking forward to this.

  338. Sorry to hear you’re feeling poorly, Mesa. Get well soon.

    When you get to Texas, please try to find some time to get out of that shithole they call Houston and visit us in Dallas. We’d love to see you again.

  339. Like he would waste anytime in that shithole

  340. I can see at least two students who may need some extra credit work to help bring their grades up already.

    Bom chicka wow wow…..

  341. mesa has already said he isnt interested in RUDE people so that leaves Dallas out so sad

  342. Where Wiserbud?

  343. Intro to Software Applications. It’s teaching people about the basics of Word, Excel, etc.

    Make sure you show them where the “Any” key is, so when the software says “Press any key to continue…”, they aren’t stuck and call technical support.

    Ha! Made you look for it, didn’t I?

  344. O.M.G.!!!!!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/yaroeae

  345. That sounds so cool Wiser

  346. Romy how did you find that?

  347. Best part of that last link – the ad for George Clooney and “Men Who Stare at Goats”

  348. Michael – I’ve been to Dallas, stayed at the Omni. . . I’m not impressed.

  349. Michael is just purposefully trying to be a dick MCPO

  350. Sohos, I was looking for a battery-operated toy sheep, maybe 7 – 8″ long, that a friend of mine had. She bought it at Spencer’s – it would stutter-walk a few steps, stop, lean its head back and baaaaaaaa. She called it Basil, the Sex-Crazed Sheep. There was a night involving rum drinks and Basil where I laughed until I had hiccups and a stitch in my side.

  351. Best part of that last link

    I was a) impressed that they came in balck and white – down’t wanne be racist!
    and B) two of the “things also frequently bought with this” were the flying monkey and flying chicken. It gets weird enough around here without flying monkeys.

  352. Where Wiserbud?

    Naugutuck Valley CC

  353. Michael is just purposefully trying to be a dick MCPO

    And I’m good at it.

    😉

  354. Romy, I moved into brand new barracks one time. Didn’t have any inflatable sheep, but we did go through the whole PITA of endless inspections. I woke up one Sunday morning to the Division Command Sergeant Major walking into my room and bitching at me for having my jeans tossed across the back of my desk chair.

    WTF?? Who the fuck comes into my room unannounced on a Sunday morning. He didn’t knock, he had the fuckin’ CQ unlock the door…

  355. see yall later

  356. Naugutuck Valley CC

    Is that the place where they keep the young Naugas before taking their hides?

  357. Bye, Sohita!

  358. Is that the place where they keep the young Naugas before taking their hides?

    hyuck!

  359. Wiser, you bring the hookers (try to make sure they’re females) and I’ll bring the blow.

  360. Fine. Everyone abandon me. Just as soon as my inflatable sheep porn finishes downloading, I’m leaving.

  361. B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

  362. MCPO, you’ve got velcro gloves, don’t you.

    Admit it.

  363. That’s cool. I was really afraid that you were going to say Wesleyan.

  364. XBrad, I was trying to find the photos from that night. It would make good blackmail.

    Some music for Halloween.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vwx8C43IGA

  365. We had Monster Mash, and I don’t know why the hell we had Christmas music, other than this is The Hostages.

  366. We don’t need a reason!!!!

  367. Even for Christmas music!

  368. The Christmas displays are already out in some stores, and I just feel like, dammit, at least wait until after Halloween!

  369. ‘Sup, fagz?

  370. ‘Sup, Sean?

  371. Some more Atlanta Rhythm Section

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPdLb69-qk

  372. Today is Riley’s fourth birfday. He’ll get ice cream in his dish and a new chew toy.

  373. Romy – I have that CD!!!

  374. Is Riley your pet Tapir?

  375. If by “Tapir” you mean “Cocker Spaniel,” then yes.

  376. Cocker Spaniel: http://tinyurl.com/kmnc2w

  377. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_vdWgpxEEA

  378. Sohita – creepy AND funny!

  379. The dude doing the narration even sounds a lot like the guy from the actual commercials.

  380. Heh…

    http://tinyurl.com/y85mqqc

  381. Ok, I just spent the last three hours at my 9 y/o’s end of season soccer party.

    I think I’m deaf.

  382. I was a good girl, though. You can’t imagine how much unhealthy food there was. They had a chocolate fountain. And, not fruit, of course, to dip in it. OREOS.

    It took all my strength to stay away from the peanut butter balls, intended to be dipped.

    I bet they were awesome.

  383. Calories outside of your home are neutral.

  384. HAHAHAHAHA!

    http://tinyurl.com/ykvjbsm

  385. I bought some wine with a screw top tonight. It was an somewhat price bottle. It’s pretty good.

    I read some where that screw-top wine isn’t like it used to be, ’cause they improved it or something. I’m still kinda biased, but I wanted to try it. cause it had a cool label.

    Anyway, California Pinot Noir, called “Jargon” or something.

  386. Calories outside of your home are neutral.

    Crap. Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I didn’t eat a thing, and now it’s too late for a real meal. I ate a couple of my home made meatballs (made them earlier today) and decided to skip a formal meal.

  387. The science is settled on that. Why do you think Home Town Buffet is so successfull?

  388. Even xbrad’s got something to do.

    I should have stayed at the rocking soccer party.

  389. We had homemade meatball subs, cheese, Sun Chips, and grapes.

    Cathy said she has never had a meatball sub in her life, so she decided to make some. They were good.

    How the hell did she get this far in life without eating a meatball sub?

  390. Scott, I always considered calories consumed standing up (without a plate) didn’t count.

    They had those turkey/swiss/lettuce roll-up things, which shouldn’t be bad. But they are rather high in caloiries.

  391. Yeah, Ca rin, screwtops are supposedly better than they used to be. I don’t know a whole lot about wine, so I couldn’t tell you why.

  392. I had breakfast for dinner, eggs over medium, scrapple and toast. YUM-ME!

  393. Meatball sub? WTF is that. In America, we call it a meatball grinder. Subs are what Russians drive, and don’t get me started on Hoagies.

  394. In America the Commie Northeast, we call it a meatball grinder.

    FTFY

  395. A hoagie is something you cough up after smoking ten packs of cigarettes.

  396. Eating my second Skol candy bar right now.

  397. Mesa – Have a “pop” and go back to sleep.

  398. Grinders, Hoagies, Subs, Hero, Po’boy, Italian, Wedge, Zep, or Torpedo!

  399. Success! I got stuff reinstalled!

  400. What the hell is scrapple, anyway?

  401. Romy – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple

  402. Come on, Mama, give me a break
    Me and the boys are going to stay out late

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHimj-crMrA

  403. Is the new gravatar on yet?

  404. Damn.

  405. Man, I love those Skor toffee bars, mesa.
    Whenever I get to a confectioner that sells the toffee/chocolate ‘bark’, I get some. Um.

    Only thing better is my childhood friend’s Mom’s penuche, actually. May she rest in peace. I’ll never taste it again.

  406. Chief, my sister had that album. I should either buy the CD or download it.

    Lord, Lord, Lord, we got nothing but trouble
    I’ve done all I can do today, so bartender pour me a double, right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKtOBd_mmYI

  407. Uh, penuche is a kind of soft toffee-fudge, BTW.

  408. Peanut brittle. . . what I wouldn’t give for some right now.

  409. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/markeaston/2009/10/nutt_faces_sack.html

    best headline in the last few minutes!

  410. Living out of a suitcase, sleeping in hotel rooms,
    Rental cars and airport bars and dogday afternoons

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO3qXj_p4S0

  411. Yea! New gravatar.

  412. BiW – I see the blue coat – Who izzit?

  413. Same guy I was before, MCPOld…The Phantom Stranger

  414. Rosetta sings to TBOM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVOknW_9qw

  415. Weather is really weird here, it’s 70, very humid and windy at 10:30.

    I went to step outside and it felt like Florida.

  416. This is the Return to Me that I love

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izpKw3n0PQ

  417. It is in the 80’s here Mesa
    And humid as hell
    No cold fronts in sight.

  418. It should be in the 40’s here. I’ll take it.

  419. Come on down!
    If Texas is not to your liking, hang out here Mesa.

  420. Hahahahaha, Mr. RFH tells me that an elderly nun was dressed as a long blonde-haired hippie chick at the school Halloween party.

  421. The nun didn’t wash and then doused herself with patchouli?

  422. Good night all!

  423. Purple tie-dyed Aquarius shirt, long blonde wig, sunglasses, maybe a peace symbol. Heh.

  424. I am on book 7 of the Aubrey / Maturin novels.
    The surgeon’s mate. Having spent $90+$ for the first 7 books anyone have the rest of the series?

  425. I still owe you the Hornblower series, Vmax.

  426. Send it when you please Romy.
    I will reimburse you for your trouble.

  427. New Halloween Eve poat up since this one is too long for me to sit and read through.

  428. No! Wait! Now I’m here!


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