Most Entertaining Video EVER

I think you guys are to be pleased with me for introducing this video of learning to you.

117 Comments

  1. First.

  2. http://tinyurl.com/krbd2o

  3. Dear PJM, because I love you and your videos, I watched all 9:42 of that video, hoping against hope that someone would pull out a machete and start swinging. That never happened. Pity.

    I noticed it was under the category of: alcohol.

    Well played because I need several drinks to dull the pain from wasting 9:42 seconds of my life with the two most boring individuals on the planet.

  4. What’s worse? I’m still no closer (seriously) to understanding the set up and use of the Happy D Ranch Worm Factory.

  5. Well, they just beat all the excitement out of that subject, didn’t they.

  6. I dunno. The former owners of this house left their worm factory so I was trying to research how to use it.

    I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a hot fire poker after watching that video. Then, when I realized that was only the first installment, I wanted to go on a 57 state killing spree.

  7. Additionally, people who say, “I’ll talk about that in a second” and never do irritate me.

    Also, do worms hate to be wet? I didn’t think so.

    Lastly, her saying “you’ve got juice,” referring to the sludge produced from decomposing organic materials made me want to kick over his poorly put together worm factory.

  8. She did have a pretty yard though.

  9. In the next video they get naked.

  10. “In the next video they get naked.”

    With those two, I’d still be bored.

    “then, place your engorged penis into the….”

  11. Leachate aaallllll over the place.

  12. “What’s that for?”

    “I’ll tell you later.”

  13. First, one must take off one’s clothes…….but we’ll get to that in a minute.

  14. In the next video they get naked.

    In his case, I don’t think that improves the video any.

  15. I’m going to have the best worm factory in the world. I’m going to make millions. Fishermen and chicken owners will come from miles away to buy my worms.

    I thought I was going to make my millions this year from pumpkins. I was going to be on the cover of Pumpkin Weekly. I was going to charge admission for people to come see my pumpkins. My GIANT melons.

    A gopher or mole dashed my dreams. I was left with nothing. I had no dreams.

    Now, I have worm hopes.

  16. “I need more stimulation…..I’ll talk about that in a minute.”

  17. cept the owner’s parents came back and said they were taking the worm farm.

    No matter. I’ll figure something out.

  18. Oh, I’m gonna show you guys in a sec what I spent the previous morning doing. BRB, it’ll take me a second to upload the photos.

  19. “A gopher or mole dashed my dreams. I was left with nothing. I had no dreams.
    Now, I have worm hopes.”

    LOL

    classic pjm

  20. My GIANT melons

    You still can show those off.

  21. Worms, Roxanne. I was afraid of worms.

  22. Can you guys see these photos? This is my front yard.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4055706873/

  23. Funny, AD. I watched that movie way too many times.

  24. I’ll bite, why do you have a fire truck in your front yard?

  25. there’s a firetruck in your front yard?

  26. I locked Gavin and my keys in there.

  27. you have to go thru the stream of photos to see all of them

  28. Pjm, where did your children do the zip line?

  29. and no, I didn’t call 911. I googled the fire dept. phone number as they’re less than a 1/4 mile from my house.

  30. Pjm, where did your children do the zip line?

    We went to a Catholic summer camp this year.

  31. Never a dull moment at the pjm house.

  32. I’m a little confused. How old is Gavin?

  33. That fireman on the left is cute. Good job.

  34. So who are the three really old dudes in coveralls in the first picture? And how long ago did you get that camera? 🙂

    Given the discussion on pumpkin and worm growing, I thought you were saying you tried growing fireman. I can tell you they really don’t like full sun, and don’t handle being over-watered.

  35. He’s 3. He was buckled in his car seat that he’s unable to get out of. Even if he could get out of it, the van does not have power locks and he doesn’t have the physical strength to pull the lock button up to unlock it.

  36. So who are the three really old dudes in coveralls in the first picture?

    Hah, the tall guy is my grandpa and the other’s are his cousins. He was a real-life hobo. Born and raised in the Ozarks.

  37. trust me, I would have liked to “grow” a few of those firemen. I’m tempted to lock Gavin in again.

  38. he doesn’t have the physical strength to pull the lock button up

    There are teenagers who don’t have the mental strength to figure it out, either.

  39. I’m glad everything turned out OK PJ.

    That’s worth at least 2 dozen rice crispy treats for the firehouse.

    Did they do the whole lights and sirens dealio? Jaws of life? Fire axes?

  40. PJM, I asked yesterday, but you weren’t around, is Krill oil as good as fish oil. The package (of course) says it’s more potent. Do you have an opinion?

  41. That’s worth at least 2 dozen rice crispy treats for the firehouse.

    You know what? That’s a great idea! Shame on me for not thinking of it myself.

    I was ready to have them just break the window. It took them 20 minutes to get him out. It’s been very hot lately and I was getting a little nervous. Poor guys, after they got Gavin out, it took them at least another 20 to figure out how to get their equipment unstuck from my car.

    Needless to say, I was late for the 10am appt. with the school principal.

  42. There is definitely NO fishy aftertaste.

  43. That’s worth at least 2 dozen rice crispy treats for the firehouse.

    I think she was planning on giving them something a little more…personal, Pupster.

  44. See Mare? Meeting firemen can be as easy as locking your keys in the car.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9hh6eg

  45. Mare, I have no idea about krill oil, but you got me on a mission to find out.

  46. I think she was planning on giving them something a little more…personal, Pupster.

    Yeah, but rice crispies is less messy.

  47. See Mare? Meeting firemen can be as easy as locking your keys in the car.

    That is SUCH a sad picture. That horse is really buff.

  48. And that shit is delicious.

  49. Pupster, that made me laugh out loud.

    (That is a fear of mine, that I’ll need emergency care from some hotties and it will be while I’m particularly fat.)

  50. “Yeah, but rice crispies is less messy.”

    hahahahahaha….barely.

  51. If my husband has to call 911 he better put some make-up on me and tidy the house before they get there.

  52. Well Mare, your fear is unreasonable. You should be much more concerned about all the blood and guts all over the place.

  53. Yeah, but rice crispies is less messy.”

    hahahahahaha….barely.

    Then you aren’t doing it right.

  54. “You should be much more concerned about all the blood and guts all over the place.”

    I hope it’s not bloody, just passing out from winning the lottery or something like that.

  55. “Then you aren’t doing it right.”

    Sex or Rice Krispy Treats?

  56. It’s snowing. That’s not right. I’m still wearing shorts.

  57. Yay! Snow! Congratulations. I want to live in the snow and make snowmen and then come inside and have hot chocolate by the fire.

    I had to turn the heater on today cuz it was 67 degrees in the house.

  58. Just an FYI…most paramedics I’ve known stay really far above the fray, they do not get involved with the emotional aspects of their patients. You are ‘a run’ to them. They don’t notice your hair or house or breath or clothes. They want to get you stabilized and in the care of somebody else as soon as possible.

    Thinking about it too much on a personal level would really add up after some time on the job.

  59. They don’t notice your hair or house or breath or clothes. They want to get you stabilized and in the care of somebody else as soon as possible.

    *deflated

    So they weren’t paying attention to me? At all? Why the hell did I even bother locking him in then?

  60. This video is like a Jane Austin book. I burned 2 minutes waiting for something to happen.

  61. Sex or Rice Krispy Treats?

    Who said Trick or Treat? What a choice! 🙂

    Mare, if you find that one is only slightly less messy than the other, you aren’t doing at least ONE of them right.

  62. Well, they just beat all the excitement out of that subject, didn’t they.

    There was excitement ther eot be beaten out?

    By the wya, If any of you watched that video, you have no one to balme but yourselves.

    PJM posted it.

    Ummmmm, d’uh, it’s, by default, going to be either idiotic or excrutiatingly boring.

  63. It’s snowing. That’s not right. I’m still wearing shorts.

    In the Cascades and the Olympics, but here in the Sound Lowlands, the clouds are in the trees and it is raining.

  64. Good Gawd wiserbud, are you drunk?

  65. Why the hell did I even bother locking him in then?

    Cause you’re a fan of big disel engines, flashing lights, and loud air horns? i.e. you’re a 5 year old.

  66. Good Gawd wiserbud, are you drunk?

    He just got back from the dentist.

  67. The following is a Mare Emergency:

    Paramedics: Ma’am, when did your ears start bleeding?

    Mare: *Frantically kicking a stray newspaper under the couch. STOP LOOKING AT ME!!! I HAVEN’T PUT MY FACE ON YET!!!!!!!

    Fin

  68. i.e. you’re a 5 year old.

    that is most definitely my level of maturity.

    He just got back from the dentist.

    HAHAHAHA!

  69. Nice pics, PJ, and your kids look astoundingly normal. The way you talk about them, I thought they’d be rife with scars and mange.

  70. PJ, you need to get a cat you can throw up in the tree when you want to call the firemen.

  71. And that video was like used toilet paper – it needs to be flushed.

  72. I thought they’d be rife with scars and mange.

    I know how to hide the bruises.

  73. PJ, you need to get a cat you can throw up in the tree when you want to call the firemen.

    I thought the chickens would work for that, but they keep flying down.

  74. “So they weren’t paying attention to me?”

    Oh Jesus PJM! Have you SEEN yourself? Have you ever MET a fireman?

    I’ll bet they already put a pink pin on your house on their big map.

    Maybe PJD should deliver the treats.

  75. I’ll bet they already put a pink pin on your house on their big map.

    Oh so THAT’S what the pink pin was for. I thought it was for Breast Cancer awareness.

  76. Good Gawd wiserbud, are you drunk?

    As I told my boss, “look, I can eithier show up drunk and calm or sobober and armed. You choose.”

    So yeah, drunk it is.

  77. http://tinyurl.com/yh5nwpt/
    Fun? You be the judge.

  78. Fun? You be the judge.

    Oh I love you shim. As soon as I buy a new worm factory, my name will be added to that web-site.

  79. “look, I can eithier show up drunk and calm or sobober and armed. You choose.”

    HAHAHA! Please show up to our meeting drunk.

  80. Hola, fagz and fagettez!!

  81. or sobober and

    What’s sobober? Is that somethin a hobo does?

  82. STFU, Chief. I’m talking to the wimmen (and pupster and jewstin). BiW keeps trying to cut in, but we ignore him.

  83. HAHAHAHAHAHA
    The chicken lady gets wormy.

  84. That psycho-looking dude Shim showed up, but we all moved away and pretended we didn’t see him.

  85. Shim, you start talking about tapeworms again, and I’m gonna have to serve you a big steaming pile of STFU. They creep me out.

  86. How about ring worm, AgileD? How do you feel about ring worm?

  87. Having dogs, I don’t like any kind of worms (except for the big, fat nightcrawlers I fish with).

  88. “Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm0Iq5ebU9U

  89. PJM- the entire Johnson clan is planning a nice little trip to Sandy Eggo in January. May we destroy your new house and torment your children stop by for a visit if the warden let’s them out of juviwe have some time?

  90. Will there be pennies handed out??

  91. Ummmmm, d’uh, it’s, by default, going to be either idiotic or excrutiatingly boring.

    I disagree, Wiser. It could be both. PJ has proven that today.

  92. That would be AWESOME Rich!!

    Michael what can I say? I got talent.

  93. Will there be pennies handed out??

    I’m not gonna say how I read that.

    k, gotta go read.

  94. Wiser – How ’bout them Fighting Phillies??

  95. at least I was able to give my post the two thumbs up it has

  96. I’ll get the details sorted out and let you know. My planning for meetups usually works out well, just ask xbrad.

  97. I watched the first 30 seconds. Then I pretended that flying space monkeys lasered the hosts to death but radioactive worms erupted from the bin and devoured the monkeys.

    It was awesome and I thumbs upped this post.

  98. 9:42?

    I don’t fuckin think so.

    Tell you what, I’ll thumbs up the post cause I’m sure it’s good.

  99. You got yerself one hell of a pitcher there, MCPO. Too bad he can’t pitch every night for ya.

  100. People say I’m crazy
    Doing what I’m doing. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moCf_pghM-U

  101. I made the post rating evenly tied to reflect the perfect storm of boring that is that video.

    In Episode 3, Dan commits seppuku.

  102. How ’bout them Fighting Phillies?

    It was a pitcher’s game, for sure. I had to quit watching in the fifth, I think. Utley had quite a game, didn’t he? I didn’t see who scored the Phillies last two runs, though. Lee was a machine. For as long as I watched, I thought Sabathia pitched a pretty good game – just exercised some really poor judgment on those fastballs to Utley.

  103. wow. This was the greatest video evah.

    *realizes computer has “mute” button on*

    *rewatches first 20 seconds with volume on*

    *shoots self to avoid pain*

  104. *shoots self to avoid pain*

    Cool. Can I have your stuff?

  105. Eddie – STFU!

  106. In Episode 3, Dan commits seppuku.

    But you said they had just gotten nekkid in Episode 2. So soon after the big reveal? Who’s writing this script, anyways?

  107. Mr. Beasn has a worm factory going on in the basement. Says that when you remove the top to feed them, you hear a rustling noise as they dive for darker cover.

    Brr….

  108. So I hear there is a third party candidate in the N.J. gov’s race taking votes from the republican. Wonder if Obama is paying him since his people are running Corzine’s campaign.

  109. I’m planning on being a worm factory someday. I want to be buried under my tomato garden.

  110. Seriously, look at the first story on the left of Detroit mosque leader killed in FBI raid.

    A hoodie under his turban. What an ass.

  111. Mr. Beasn has a worm factory going on in the basement.

    Do Mr. Beasn’s enemies have a habit of disappearing?

  112. you hear a rustling noise as they dive for darker cover

    Those sound like some BIG worms. Sure it isn’t a snake farm?

  113. shit

    http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/

  114. Do Mr. Beasn’s enemies have a habit of disappearing?

    He doesn’t have any enemies. Me on the other hand, ideas, you have given.

  115. This post isn’t slow or anything but there is a new one up, FYI.

    *hits Jewstin in head with concrete shirt*

  116. Gotta run, folks. Training class with the competition dog on Thrusday nights.

    Maybe BBL.

    And, Chief: Just to scare you:


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