Birth Announcement for Maximus

Please excuse the serious nature of this post.  This is actually more of an H2 Bulletin Board post so feel free to makeh teh funneh in the comments.  Good luck with that, xbrad.

Mrs. Rosetta and I are going to be sending out Max’s birth announcements next week and I want to send one to all of my friends that want to receive one.  So I wanted to put up one more notice in the event that you would like to receive one but haven’t emailed me your address yet. 

I especially want to send one to any of you that were so kind to send PattyAnn money for our wonderful flowers and a contribution to the Maximus fund.

As of now, I have addresses for the following cool peeps:

Americano

Andy

Beasn

BiW

BrewFan

compos

Cuffy

Cyn

DaveinTexas

eddiebear

Jazz

laura and scottw

Mare

MCPO

mesa

Michael and Cathy

Moo’n

pajama momma

PattyAnn

Rich

Robert

Sean

sohos and Count

Tattoo

wiserbud 

If you emailed me your address and you’re not on that list, it’s because I’ve had some problems with my gmail so please resend.  Otherwise, if you would like to receive a birth announcement for the most awesome little man EVAR, please email your address to the following:

88rosetta88 @ gmail dot com

If you are normally one to have privacy concerns, please know that I will only use this to send Max’s birth announcement.

That is all.  Well, except for this.

You know you want to watch it again because it makes you feel good inside.  WATCH IT!!

*slaps you in the face*

WATCH IT!!!

Also, be on the lookout for Bearsharktopus.  This is the last known photograph.

bearsharktopus

400 Comments

  1. Best Post of Ever Winner!!!!

    Also, STFU.

  2. I had a baby bearsharktopus when I was a kid and I loved him very much. We were best friends! But when Jiminy started getting big and aggressive, Dad gave him to a nice family with a big farm and a pond.

  3. Hahahahaha.

    When I was little, I took our pet bearsharktopus to school for show and tell and he accidentally ate a kid.

  4. Dad always wanted to take Jiminy hunting but I never let him. I was afraid he would run away. So glad Daddy found that nice farm.

  5. Dad gave him to a nice family with a big farm

    And then they became a smaller family, and the livestock started disappearing. So the farmer shot Jimmie.

    The End.

  6. I can still remember Jiminy’s tentacles wrapped lovingly around my neck in bed at night, his black eyes staring, staring unblinkingly at me as I fell asleep…they were like a doll’s eyes.

  7. Jiminy, not Jimmie. Sorry.

  8. That’s not funny my pet goat got et up by a bearsharktopus.

  9. I had to let my bearsharktopus go after it ate my neighbors rottweiller. He now happily prowls the Sacramento River delta eating stray livestock and Vietnamese fisherman. I miss him. I named him Puka.

  10. Oh, who cares about a stinky old goat? Bearsharktopi have feelings. And they can protect you.

  11. Well, DiT, it probably kept you from growing up to be a goat fucker, like xbradtc. So count your blessings.

    And with that, I really have to go. Later.

  12. Do well, AD

  13. Can they protect you from the black Tittyface Jenkins?

    First story picture on the left.

    http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/

  14. I wonder who would win in a fight:

    Manbearpig, Bearsharktopus or ParisBritneyLohan.

  15. I always enjoy a bearsharktopus tenderloin. Just add a little butter and worsherter worsterso westersch Lee and Perrins.

  16. If we could find a way to put a bearsharktopus on Mars, then the Martians wouldn’t fuck with us.

  17. My bearsharktopus sleeps in the tub with his ass hanging out. He doesn’t like his fur wet.

  18. laura, did you listen to the song?

    You have to admit, that’s better than the PizzaHut TacoBell.

  19. Strange, my bearsharktopus had much longer hair. Hmmm.

  20. I’m eating alone tonight. What should I make?

  21. *wonders if I should make a bearsharktopus critter cake for Jewstin*

  22. I heard about this kid who’s friend’s cousin’s girlfriend’s brother was experimenting, and he chummed his jubblies and a bearsharktopus but his jewels off. I guess the bearsharktopus was just playing and didn’t know its own strength or appetite. If you’re so inclined, though, you’ve been warned – don’t chum the goods before you go play with a bearsharktopus.

  23. I think the Bearataur is better.

  24. Lookie here what your tax money is paying for…

    https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/home.aspx

    *stolen from GCP

  25. Porknbeasn-dinner
    http://tinyurl.com/yhw6e5p/

  26. Shim, those would be better if ‘teabagged’ in chocolate.

  27. I am trying to find a good model for tomorrow with a Halloween costume.

    This Lara Croft is in the running.

    http://tinyurl.com/yj98ycz

  28. Oops, didn’t read past the ingredients list where they didn’t list the choc chips.

    …’Melt 12 ounce package of chocolate chips with 1/2 stick paraffin‘…

    WTF? Paraffin?

  29. waxy balls?

  30. Okay, think I will bread some turkey cutlets.

    But first I have to hand feed George some critical care.

    bbl

  31. >> WTF? Paraffin?

    Wait, I know this. I remember this from a recipe for buckeyes. The chocolate rolls easier and holds together better with the wax in it.

  32. peanut butter too

  33. Shim, Rosetta(ball gag)
    http://tinyurl.com/39osvs/

  34. I read motel, instead of model the first time and apparently didn’t find it unusual.

  35. Something about all those chicks bobbing their heads in unison makes me feel funny in my pants.

  36. That Lara Croft wanna be has big balls to wear that. And a big stomach and a big butt and big thighs and a big neck.

    HI Rosetta. I don’t care if this is your costume, I don’t like it at all:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhbpne9

  37. A bearsharktopus chewed up and swallowed my cousin. Fortunately, nearby fishermen were able to capture the beast and gut it. Doctors were able to sew him back together. I think they did a good job, considering the circumstances.

    http://tinyurl.com/yh8xn6d

  38. Well, now the Trick or Treaters are inundating the neighborhood. Wonder if the Reeses’ and Snickers will last??

  39. xbrad wants to be a NASCAR driver for Halloween:

    http://tinyurl.com/yzqejmx

  40. HI Rosetta. I don’t care if this is your costume, I don’t like it at all:

    That guy’s got a freakin’ TV antenna where his johnson ought to be.

  41. Compos wants to be emo for Halloween:

    http://tinyurl.com/ykonxvy

  42. Sean wants to be a nurse for Halloween:

    http://tinyurl.com/ygw4z8l

  43. Compos wants to be emo for Halloween:

    Nice.

    Working late tonight, but have to run out. BBL.

  44. Hostages go Trick or Treating (L to R) MCPO, PJM

    http://tinyurl.com/yf4hxr4

  45. Mare wants to be Superman for Halloween:

    http://tinyurl.com/yfnys6q

  46. compos decides on an autobiographical theme for Halloween

    http://tinyurl.com/lev2yo

  47. L to R:

    Rosetta, xbrad and TBOM throw a Halloween party:

    http://tinyurl.com/yfhjacq

  48. This is the day of the Expanding Man. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inz9Sa_CVFs

  49. HI Rosetta. I don’t care if this is your costume, I don’t like it at all:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhbpne9

    That guy, to a concerning degree, resembles wiserbud. And I mean the face you jackoffs. The only people that I know of that have seen wiserbud naked are mrs.wiserbud, eddiebear and xbrad.

    *replaces fake dynamite with real dynamite in mesa’s Suicide Bomber costume*

  50. Rosie – You are a retard! Everyone knows that Dave in Texas has nude photos of Wiser. . . or was that wiserbud???

  51. ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

    We have ninjas! I repeat, NINJAS!!

  52. Oh yeah. The pictures that DaveinTexas have from back when wiserbud “needed the money”.

    *violent barf*

  53. AAACK!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yzer3v6

  54. I didn’t realize that Star Wars was filmed in Nippon. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/yg9dwdg

  55. Kids trick-or0treating on Thursday night Chief?

  56. How long do I have to stay up before things get crazy here?

    I’ll give you folks until 9:30.

    Then I’ll check in at 2 am.

    Up again at 6.

    Got it?

  57. Bob – The kids are trick o’ treating!

  58. >> The pictures that DaveinTexas have from back when wiserbud “needed the money”.

    20 bucks is 20 bucks. Cash money, honey.

  59. Among the many things I would like to know, I want to know who and via what process the House of Idiots produced a 1,990 page healthcare bill in the last few days.

    I’m assuming there was a lot of cut-and-paste from previous bills but seriously, what the fuck.

    I want to know the names and positions of the people that are responsible for that monstrosity.

    Maybe we need to have a law that says that the people responsible for writing bills have to sign their names and attest to it’s viability.

    Sarbanes-Oxley requires that of business leaders when they put out financial statements. I want to see the same from this gang of dumbshits.

    Anything that is 1,990 pages is a de facto piece of fuck.

  60. laura, did you listen to the song?

    No. I no longer click on your music links or open your videos.

  61. What Rosetta’s parents had to do every year…

  62. Ohhhh, trick o’ treating…a nuance! At any rate, trick o’ treating is scheduled for Saturday night here…,

    Long Island; behind the curve again…

  63. I loved Halloween as a kid and back in my Florida neighborhood (when my girls were little) I loved Halloween then.

    I just had fun. I have to figure out how to post some Halloween pictures. My costumes lame. My girls, well, I kicked butt.

  64. Rosie, it’s a cover sheet and an ending one, with the 1988 pages in between alternating between, “Whatever SanFranNan & Obama say it is”, and. “We Won! STFU”…

    Robust!

    More like pathetic…

  65. By the way Chief,
    Congrats on the Phillies last night; Lee was awesome. I thought my wife was gonna throw a brick through the TV.

    And she despises Burnett, so her mood is apprehensive tonight.

  66. Thanks Bob. Let’s hope it’s a great series!

  67. Oh yeah. The pictures that DaveinTexas have from back when wiserbud “needed the money”.

    DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!

  68. And she despises Burnett, so her mood is apprehensive tonight.

    Burnett can either be really good or really bad. I have a bad feeling he’s not gonna be really good tonight.

  69. I could be wrong.

  70. Anyway, to decorate my house for Halloween, I am taking the olds and driving it up to a tree in my front yard, and hanging a couple of “bodies” out of the door. I’m putting a fog machine on the engine and have a strobe light that will either go int the engine compartment or inside the car, depending on which looks better.

    No costume for me, though.

  71. I’m just gonna set my neighbor’s cats on fire.

  72. I’m just gonna set my neighbor’s cats on fire.

    My neighbor’s a Muslim. No pets.

    Damn Muslim’s, taking away all my fun….

  73. My daughter is torn between being a pink poodle, a white poodle, a cat, Sleeping Beauty, or Tinkerbell.

    Ugh.

  74. I’m gonna sit on the tailgate of my F250 in my driveway with a huge fucking bucket of candy and a huge fucking glass of Crown & Coke Zero. I’m gonna be dressed up as a middle-aged semi-fat white man in what ever leisure dress the weather permits.

    Depending on the amount of Crown consumed, I’m gonna make semi-lewd comments at the twenty-something moms who are walking their youngsters around and dressed as low class hooors. Seriously, it’s become kind of a tradition in this little patch of paradise for all the meskin mamas to have an Elvira look alike contest. Most of ’em have cheezeey thighs sticking through the fishnet though. Which requires a lot of Crown to ignore.

  75. *pulls bearshartopus costume out of attic*

  76. >> My neighbor’s a Muslim. No pets.

    My neighbor’s an asshole.

    Lots of cats.

  77. Hah!

    A bearshartopus is a bearsharktopus that accidentally crapped its pants.

  78. There will be lots and lots of margaritas consumed this Saturday evening.

    Lots and lots.

    It’s a wiserbud family Halloween tradition.

  79. Saturday will consist of hunting in thrift stores, shopping for new bras, and hiding.

  80. What kind of game hangs out in thrift stores?

  81. Pots, pans, flatware, bowls, plates, measuring cups, bakers rack, couch, etc. Gonna hit the high end stores out in the rich side of town. We’ll see what I can find.

  82. HONEY!! I’m ho-ome!

  83. >> A bearshartopus is a bearsharktopus that accidentally crapped its pants.

    So it’s kinda hard to get outta that outfit in an emergency?


  84. Did you know that Eagles mate for life?

    Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn’t return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead!

    Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren’t any lady eagles available he’d have to cross the feather barrier.

    So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.

    The sex was good but all the dove would say is … ‘I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!’

    Well this got on Harry’s nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..

    He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is…….. ‘I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!’ So out with the loon.

    Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was…..

    NO, The duck didn’t say THAT

    The duck said….

    ‘I am a DRAKE,
    You made a MISTAKE!!!!

  85. Geoff???

    http://tinyurl.com/yza5rpe

  86. Hubby and I are doing costumes this Halloween just for kicks.

    We’re going to dress up as Wiserbud’s neighbors and circulate a petition against him putting the Olds in the front yard for any reason whatsoever.

    BOO! Ha ha ha

  87. http://tinyurl.com/ygt4n2p

  88. We’re going to dress up as Wiserbud’s neighbors and circulate a petition against him putting the Olds in the front yard for any reason whatsoever.

    Heh. I do everything I can to bring my white trash background to the snooty residents of CT.

  89. Wiser – How is the game going??

  90. Wiser – How is the game going??

    You don’t have a tv?

    Or are your old eyes so bad you can’t see it?

  91. “A bearshartopus is a bearsharktopus that accidentally crapped its pants.”

    hahahahahahaha

    I’m going as the first one in accordance with my age.

  92. Bearshartopus? Hahahahahaha.

    Worst Halloween costume.

  93. Laura, was that Moroccan oil you were talking about for your hair?

  94. Wiser – They are watching “Jeopardy” in the common room. . .

  95. OMG! So , I just got home from my shakespeare class and my presentation was originally set for the last week in Nov…so since he had a baby last week he rescheduled me for 11/12 well I have my surgery on the 11/11 so now my presentation is NEXT Thursday!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit shit shit and I have a party to go to Saturday night shit shit shit!!!!!!!

  96. I must be watching this game on the Philadelphia Fox channel. Can these announcers suck the cocks of the Phillies any more?

  97. He=my professor

  98. Wiser – They are watching “Jeopardy” in the common room. . .

    Awww, that’s gotta suck.

    Did your lemon party get canceled too?

  99. Uhhhhhhhh…WTF?

    http://tinyurl.com/yflxx2t

  100. Wiser – because your head is obviously 6″ of wet cement, I’ll repeat: It’s Trick or Treat night here.

  101. Uhhhhhhhh…WTF?

    http://tinyurl.com/yflxx2t

    That’s hawt.

  102. Uhhhhhhhh…WTF?

    She iz ze fugenhawten!

  103. “Did your lemon party get canceled too?”

    hahahahahaha

    Sohos, kick butt and take names later. Don’t procrastinate (like I would), have fun at your party, get a ton done tomorrow and Saturday morning.

  104. Wiser – because your head is obviously 6″ of wet cement, I’ll repeat: It’s Trick or Treat night here.

    Sorry, I must have missed that.

  105. Mare – STFU!

    Reeses’ or Snickers??

  106. Thanks Mare

  107. Happy Halloween!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yjj2cno

  108. I need to get candy but I am wondering why id I am unemployed that I need to feed zillions of mexican kids that think I am a mark

  109. Rosetta!! You ass!

  110. Rosetta, that’s rude.

  111. That’s hawt.

    RAAAAACIST!!!!!

  112. Rosetta!! You ass!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Say no to crack.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjj2cno

  113. vmax,

    White man’s burden and shit.

  114. I’d hit it.

  115. “I need to get candy but I am wondering why id I am unemployed that I need to feed zillions of mexican kids that think I am a mark”

    Shoot, Vmax, I’m sorry things are still stinky. Don’t waste any money on Halloween. Your neighbors can pick up the slack. Turn of your lights and set up an electric perimeter.

  116. Rosetta, that’s rude.

    Hey…that’s wasn’t my ass.

    As far as you know.

  117. White man’s burden and shit.

    Just beat up the first kid that shows up, take his candy and hand that out.

  118. What’s that rash?

  119. wiser for candy czar!

  120. Left to Right:

    Rosetta’s first blind date, Rosetta:

    http://tinyurl.com/ykny3xk

  121. Just beat up the first kid that shows up, take his candy and hand that out.
    Heheheh
    Put on my Obama mask!

  122. Put on my Obama mask!

    RACIST!!!

  123. Whoever wore this costume got lots of razor blades in their candy…

    http://tinyurl.com/yg2z2fe

  124. Rosetta’s ass looks like it was built perfect for xbrad’s cheetos encrusted dick. Match made in heaven.

  125. In descending order of greatness:

    Peanut M&Ms (cold)

    Snickers

    Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (cold)

    Gummi Bears

    Sour Bitch Tits

    Baby Ruth

    Stuckey’s 17″ Pecan Log

    Meth

    3 Musketeers

  126. “Just beat up the first kid that shows up, take his candy and hand that out.”

    When my husband was about 10 he was dressed as a bum wearing boots with no laces. A couple of big kids stole his candy and he couldn’t chase them because his shoes wouldn’t stay on.

    I still laugh every year over that.

  127. Rosetta’s ass looks like it was built perfect for xbrad’s cheetos encrusted dick.

    MOM!!!! PENDEJO IS STARING AT XBRAD’S DICK AGAIN!!!!!

  128. Hostage Community Theater

    Act 1

    Rosetta: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

    Blind Date: I love you.

    Fin

  129. In descending order of greatness:

    “Greatness” to Rosetta meaning “things he enjoys sticking in his ass.”

  130. “Whoever wore this costume got lots of razor blades in their candy…”

    hahahahahaha

    xbrad??

  131. I usually give out kit kats
    almond joy
    mounds
    skittles
    peanut butter cups

  132. “Let’s see that fucker Rosetta sneak up and cram me up his ass now that the plastic surgeon has given me these bad boys!”

    http://tinyurl.com/yjkn6xv

  133. MCPO gives out pennies.

    NOW GET OFF HIS LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!!!!!

  134. Rosetta, I was staring at your pumpkin ass and imagining brad’s dick. That’s different.

    Oh………and being envious of brad’s imaginary dick.

  135. Whoever wore this costume got lots of razor blades in their candy…

    http://tinyurl.com/yg2z2fe

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s one of the worst ever.

    And I know there isn’t a picture of a Shaun Cassidy Halloween costume because I checked.

  136. “almond joy”

    YUM!

    Vmax, I want to trick or treat at your house. I’ll bring the booze.

  137. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.

  138. Bearsharktopus?

    We’re gonna need a bigger poat.

  139. Just as Teh Hasselhoff is huge in Germany, so to is Flava Flav big in Africa.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylsg2jd

    Aha…ahahaha!

  140. Does it not scare the living hell out of anyone else that Rosetta has all of our addresses?

  141. Pupster’s costume:

  142. Compos – I believe that is the creature that has been eating Sweasel’s soap

  143. Which one of you pedo’s is wearing this?

  144. I used to bring a wagon with a cooler full of beer Mare when I had a GF that had kids. It was fun supervising and passing out brews to the cool neighbors.

  145. I’m not going to Compos’s house for Halloween:

    http://tinyurl.com/yjmy9ks

  146. “I used to bring a wagon with a cooler full of beer Mare when I had a GF that had kids. It was fun supervising and passing out brews to the cool neighbors.”

    You’re the perfect boyfriend.

  147. Here’s Rosetta’s costume from last year: http://tinyurl.com/yfz5t4s

  148. “Does it not scare the living hell out of anyone else that Rosetta has all of our addresses?”

    National “door bell ditch” epidemic.

  149. Vmax, the wagoncooler will be the official vehicle of our neighborhood this weekend. I prefer the gigantic cup of bourbon, myself.

  150. I didn’t know compos had an ass-play farm.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygguzzy

  151. Does it now scare the living hell out of anyone else that Rosetta has all of our addresses?

    Naw. I live so fucking far out in the middle of nowhere, he couldn’t find me anyway. I have 3 siblings and all total they’ve only been in my house about a half dozen times in 16 years.

  152. (L to R) Rosetta, Romy: http://tinyurl.com/yzx6bxx

  153. Here’s Rosetta’s costume from last year: http://tinyurl.com/yfz5t4s

    Hahahahaha. I can’t wait to punch you in the head.

  154. Pendejo, where out in west Texas do you live again?

  155. I’m not going to Compos’s house for Halloween:

    ha! Hey mare, you would mind standing right over there for a sec? Just a litttle to the left . . .

    http://tinyurl.com/yjqjofs

  156. I’m dressing up as compos this year.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhytn2r

  157. I didn’t know compos had an ass-play farm.

    Hahahahaha! Fucker.

    This should be you right now.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfzdg4y

  158. Somebody buy this fucker a mirror. And some dignity.

  159. I do the bourbon Andy
    and pass out beer to cool neighbors

    Or used to, I may just sit in the bed of my pickup truck and pass out candy

    and drink.

  160. South of Midland/Odessa.

  161. Why am I getting singles info email? What set that off?

  162. “I’m dressing up as compos this year.
    http://tinyurl.com/yhytn2r

    hahahahahaha

    Rosetta, did you see my George Brett link yesterday?

  163. If I’d had a son…….

  164. This makes me laugh:

    http://tinyurl.com/yjnr3ed

  165. >> South of Midland/Odessa.

    Oh yeah, that is the middle of nowhere. Rosetta would die trying to get to your house.

  166. Cuffy’s wife is kinda cute. I guess this is his wife.

  167. PG – Why is he carrying a gun??

  168. Rosetta, did you see my George Brett link yesterday?

    NEIN!!! Please link again, Fräulein.

  169. This makes me laugh:

    http://tinyurl.com/yjnr3ed

    Hahahaha! Me too.

  170. How do you tell a FIF that they look ghey as shit?

    Pupster? I don’t know how to tell you this but……….

  171. Here mare. Have a cookie . . .

    http://tinyurl.com/2wt52f

  172. I want to know who and via what process the House of Idiots produced a 1,990 page healthcare bill in the last few days.

    Wouldn’t be the congress critters. Many do not know how to read much less write.

  173. Hello Hostages!

  174. Good question, chief. Maybe she’s been a little to free with the excuses lately.

  175. Compos, that was really icky.

    TRICK OR TREAT!

    That was both.

  176. Hi roamster.

  177. Hi, Roamaine

  178. I think I found mare’s new avatar.

    http://tinyurl.com/d7ff4n

  179. Hi Beasn
    How is the piggy?

  180. Hahahahahaha. Did you see everyone trying to get the fuck away from Brett as he was telling that story?

  181. Top to Bottom: compos, Rosetta at last year’s Halloween party

    http://tinyurl.com/yldbkq8

  182. Hell I was backing up on that story.

  183. Rosetta, that’s what I wrote in the earlier post. I bet they knew the cameras were on.

    Compos, I might use that.

  184. This makes me laugh:

    http://tinyurl.com/yjnr3ed

    Hahahahahaha.

    Pardon me.

    http://tinyurl.com/3m4nq

  185. Hi, Romy!

  186. Yeah Mare, Moroccan Oil.

    Lovely stuff. Smells nice too.

  187. Romy has her Halloween costume already: http://tinyurl.com/yha46cz

  188. Don’t bother with their other products, BTW. I’ve gotten bad reviews on the stuff for curly hair, etc.

    Just the oil.

  189. RACIST!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yhelx2d

  190. Helllppp!!! Mrs. Andy is torturing me by watching “Making the Team.”

    My snap observation is that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have an IQ of about 120. Aggregate. That may be a little charitable, though.

  191. Halloween is Dave’s favorite day.

    http://tinyurl.com/nnrxdd

  192. Thanks, Laura. Since you’ve mentioned it I have been seeing adds for it all over the place. Must have been put in my consciousness.

  193. If you’re a chick, how do you guarantee that no man will hit on you at a Halloween party?

    http://tinyurl.com/yl4hq9m

  194. Good night, sons. Catch up with you all on FIABBF.

    L ro R: vmax, pendejo, wiserspud:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz9qsrn

  195. “RACIST!!!!!”

    hahahahaah

    That’s deep.

  196. Sweet dreams, Compos!

  197. Compos finally figures it out:

    http://tinyurl.com/nnrxdd

  198. I’ll vouch for the Moroccan oil, Mare. I bought it on lauraw’s recommendation, and I haven’t grown a hump yet, so I think it’s okay. It’s been excellent in the last couple of months of all the frickin’ rain.

  199. Here’s my DaveinTexas costume.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzpbadm

  200. heheheh Compos
    I kilt them all

  201. Sweet dreams, compos.

    http://tinyurl.com/dhjb8a

  202. Romy has her Halloween costume already: http://tinyurl.com/yha46cz

    Oooh, yeah, that’ll make you want to tell the truth.

  203. Happy Easter!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/nnrxdd

  204. Happy Easter!!!

    Look, if you’re not going to click on my links, then I’m not gonna click on yours.

  205. Moroccan Oil: Strong Enough for a Man, But I Like it Too

    http://tinyurl.com/ylaymyc

  206. Fagz!

  207. Rosetta goes for the classic look this Halloween

    http://tinyurl.com/u39t

  208. Young Roamy
    http://tinyurl.com/2lb58d

  209. Mare, how cute is this?

    http://tinyurl.com/yztoopb

  210. Precious, Rosetta. Probably that girl that sat near you.

  211. HEY, giant guinea pigs.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygguzzy

    Vmax, the piggy is doing a little better now that I have him on some pain meds. I called the vet and the pathology report is back. He definitely has a tumor that needs to be removed, but we won’t know for sure if it is a carcinoma until they biopsy the tissue.

    The other one, who has an upper respiratory infection, who freaked the other night, is now being fed critical care….a special supplement to keep him nourished ’cause he ain’t eating like he should.

  212. I like Mare’s wiserbud costume.

    http://tinyurl.com/dgfpcw

  213. “I like Mare’s wiserbud costume.”

    HA!

  214. Somebody buy this fucker a mirror. And some dignity.

    http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/BestHalloweenCostumeEver52.jpg

    What you are looking at there, my friend, is Rosie O’Donnell’s camel toe.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  215. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So wrong….

    http://tinyurl.com/dy5uae

  216. I like Mare’s wiserbud costume.

    Okay, now that there is cute. Reminds me of Charlie and the Unicorns.

  217. I need a costume idea

  218. Halloween is Dave’s favorite day.

    http://tinyurl.com/nnrxdd

    Clear heels. WHORE.

  219. Dave does some final prep on his costume before the party begins.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykdvh99

  220. I am not afraid to take a fashion risk.

  221. I hated the fact that I had to put down Max because of $$$
    but It cost me so much to keep him alive.
    If I was made of $$$ he might still be alive………………………..

  222. Mare’s costume scared the living shit out of Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylaxujj

  223. Wiserbud completes his project but neglects to connect the fuel line to the pump.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhyphqd

  224. soohoo, in college one of my friends dressed entirely in pink and tied a shoe to his head.

    He was gum stuck on the bottom of a shoe.

  225. “If I was made of $$$ he might still be alive………………………..”

    Don’t second guess yourself, Vmax. As precious as they are, they can’t live forever and they shouldn’t. He was an excellent dog and you were an excellent master.

  226. Mare’s costume scared the loving shit out of Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylaxujj

    I hate you.

  227. Shed hinges still holding.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz9ywx7

  228. People who wear Christmas costumes on Halloween are just weird.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygao8gp

  229. sohos.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygdcq4s

  230. Sohos – I’d go for one of these as your costume: http://tinyurl.com/ygff5tj

  231. Go as Michelle Obama, just take some hideous old drapes, wrap yourself in them, wear over sized flats and a big belt right below your chest. Done and done.

  232. sohos.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygdcq4s

    We’re gonna need a bigger box.

  233. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Guy dressed up like a YouTube video.

    http://tinyurl.com/4dln9j

  234. We’re gonna need a bigger box.

    You better quickly clarify that comment or you’re a dead man.

  235. Mare’s costume scared the loving shit out of Rosetta.
    http://tinyurl.com/ylaxujj

    Bwahahahahaha!!!

  236. Mare, I ran across a great recipe for hair gel for wavy or curly hair too.

    Made some and it works great. Keeps down frizz and keeps the hair moisturized and protected.

    2 Tablespoons golden flax seeds
    1 cup water

    Boil gently for ten minutes and strain immediately (impossible to strain when it cools). Keeps in the fridge a few days.
    You can add a drop or two of essential oil to it for fragrance while it’s finishing cooking too but I found it had no scent anyway.
    You’re basically extracting the natural plant mucilage from the seeds.

    Kind of goopy to handle but disperses well in the hair and keeps it soft and stylable. Best of all you really can’t overdo it. It’s not greasy or sticky at all.

    naturallycurly.com , great site. I’m going to try some of the other recipes too, I’ll keep you posted with the exciting results.

    Everybody else can kiss my ass

  237. I went as an army man when I was a about 10.

  238. You better quickly clarify that comment or you’re a dead man.

    sohos was complaining earlier that she has packed on a couple of dozen pounds since she broke her leg and can’t work out.

  239. sohos was complaining earlier that she has packed on a couple of dozen pounds since she broke her leg and can’t work out.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    When she kills you, I hope I’m close enough to hear you scream.

  240. I was Elvira for Halloween once. Only one person noticed I dyed my hair black.

  241. I went as an army man when I was a about 10.

    Back when you were a little boy?

  242. We’re gonna need a bigger box.

    hahahahaha true

  243. “I’ll keep you posted with the exciting results.”

    Ha! I use Biosilk now. It smells good. However, I’m always looking for the next big thing that will make me spectacularly beautiful and improve my personality.

  244. Rosetta:

    BOO!

    http://tinyurl.com/ykg9ohd

  245. L to R: Paris Hilton, Keith Olbermann

    http://tinyurl.com/yhavnnr

  246. What kind of hair do you have?

  247. Mare’s costume scared the loving shit out of Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylaxujj

    hahahahahahahaha

  248. When she kills you, I hope I’m close enough to hear you scream.

    She ain’t gonna kill me.

    sohos ♥ wiserbud

  249. sadly, everything wiserbud says is true

  250. However, I’m always looking for the next big thing that will make me spectacularly beautiful and improve my personality.

    Have you tried liquor?

    It has always worked for me.

  251. “Back when you were a little boy?”

    LOL

    You don’t know how true that is. I was a tomboy and have actually punched a kid that was picking on my scrawny friend (who was a boy).

    Remember when you were a little girl?

  252. >> Best of all you really can’t overdo it.

    I’m not sure that’s true.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz4rx6c

  253. “Have you tried liquor?”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I have and it’s excellent!

    I look like Christy Brinkley when I drink.

  254. I’m not sure that’s true.

    True dat

    http://tinyurl.com/yzmtbyz

  255. I dyed my hair black. . . all 12 of them.

  256. Slightly wavey, somewhat coarse. Ends really coarse from highlighting.

  257. I look like Christy Brinkley when I drink.

    Hell, you look like Kim Basinger when I drink.

  258. Remember when you were a little girl?

    What do you mean “when”?

  259. I just bought the new Anew Reversalist serum that is featured in the mags. If I don’t look like Marissa Miller by tomorrow I’m going to be pissed.

  260. Flax oil or linseed oil?

    http://tinyurl.com/3ofa7u

    Probably linseed.

  261. Probably linseed.

    Definitely some kind of seed, that’s for sure.

  262. “Hell, you look like Kim Basinger when I drink.”

    Wiser, we really need to drink together.

    Forgot to mention, when I was on the flight to New York, my steward gave me my wine for free because he said, “you’re so pleasant.” Made my week.

    (He must have been drinking too.)

  263. Rosetta looks really good in brown.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhdw3hh

  264. I am thinking this costume

  265. Yeah, baby!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/ygkntya

  266. Hahahahaha. I don’t know who else remembers a Halloween many moons ago on Ace when he linked the irritated pets in Halloween costumes.

    My favorite was this.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzvc8m8

    I don’t remember who it was but someone asked if it made them a bad person that they noticed that the dog’s junk was totally hanging out.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That comment made me cry.

  267. OK I found it!!!!!!

  268. hahahahahahaha, I feel dirty looking at that picture.

    “I don’t remember who it was but someone asked if it made them a bad person that they noticed that the dog’s junk was totally hanging out.”

    Priceless.

  269. Who’s your daddy, Pedro?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3_EVWZTCM4

  270. Sohos, go for it.

  271. My dog dressed up as wiserbud.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygtmwp7

  272. If I was made of $$$ he might still be alive…

    What mare replied up yonder.

    Mr. Beasn and I are beginning to have the discussion. He doesn’t think a rodent is worth it. I think so long as I am their steward and I’m able, I must give them the best life possible.

    Not sure how much this surgery will cost, if he will make it out of surgery, and if he does, will it indeed be a cancer that will spread. In the latter situation, managing his pain would be foremost but chances are he would go quickly due to a pig’s delicate nature. If he is truly suffering…well, I wouldn’t let that happen. I do have a little stash put aside called the ‘pig’s health savings account’ that I have been adding a little bit here and there…for that inevitable kick in the pants.

  273. Rosetta, see your tailor.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygdnvoo

  274. Which Hostage is wearing this costume?
    http://tinyurl.com/yhaqxlp

  275. Uh-Oh!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yhhsenx

  276. Rosetta, see your tailor.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygdnvoo

    Those were the biggest pants they had.

  277. Sohos, get yourself a long Rapunzel wig and dress up…or down…as Lady Godiva.

  278. http://tinyurl.com/yfwu27h

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  279. Rosetta hates Halloween. Mainly because he likes to dress up every day.

    http://tinyurl.com/ycynkn

  280. He directs certificate X
    And now the boys are craning their necks
    To see her
    ‘Cause she’s a star
    One that everybody knows. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOtJ-G6vq6k

  281. Good job, Puka.

    http://tinyurl.com/mzwkgj

  282. Rosetta is dressing up as a beer can chicken this year.

    Well, not really. But that’s how he explained to his wife why he had that beer can stuffed in his ass.

  283. Does my wiserbud costume look okay?

    http://tinyurl.com/yh7ggvc

  284. >> Does my wiserbud costume look okay?

    Could be better.

    http://tinyurl.com/evrsh

  285. nice call, blue. You guys are doing one hell of a job this year.

  286. Ironman when you don’t have any money to spend.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylq63nk

  287. nice call, blue. You guys are doing one hell of a job this year.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  288. Is there anything he can’t do?

    http://tinyurl.com/yktxden

  289. Dammit, VT!

  290. Rosetta would I look good in this?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjqfqnm

  291. Hahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylawk79

  292. Sohos – Did you see what I posted in response to Beasn costume suggestion?

  293. Here’s a “I Spend Too Much Time On The Internet Guy” costume.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykr9ssj

  294. http://www.katc.com/news/police-arrest-man-for-exposing-himself-again/

    here is TBOM’s role model

  295. Brave choice, Rosie.

    http://tinyurl.com/yh5brw7

  296. MCPO, seeing as its Saturday night where you live, tell me how this game ends. Oh, and some final scores for college football games would be appreciated too.

  297. Rosetta would I look good in this?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjqfqnm

    Yes. Your beauty overwhelms the terror.

    If you wore that I would still make out with you although I would cry during.

  298. Rosetta, I like that costume. And the original.

  299. No, I will go back and look

  300. Oh, daughter said she wants to be the pink poodle.

    Glad that’s overwith

  301. MCPO, seeing as its Saturday night where you live,

    ???

    Scott is not too bright, is he?

    Scott, car will be ready tomorrow. $1k.

  302. Oh, daughter said she wants to be the pink poodle.

    Make sure you bring her to Rosetta’s house.

  303. early meetings tomorrow. nite goobers.

  304. “If you wore that I would still make out with you although I would cry during.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  305. Daughter dear just made me watch my first episode of House. That is a good show

  306. Night, Night, Dave.

  307. If you wore that I would still make out with you although I would cry during.

    Nothing like a grown man crying while making out

  308. There needs to be a monkey washing cat costume.

  309. That is a good show

    I love that show. One of the few series I will watch.

    You need to go back to the beginning and watch them all.

  310. Wiser:

    My daughter would be confused if she went and saw Rosetta, because she would be expecting this

  311. “There needs to be a monkey washing cat costume.”

    You mean there isn’t??

    I’m going to make one.

  312. Yet another missed call.

    These guys are doing a bang-up job tonight.

  313. I love you guys (always to include gals), you made me laugh a lot today.

  314. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrN4xHr32o

    Wiser and Wiserbud on TV

  315. Nothing like a grown man crying while making out

    DON’T KNOCK IT TILL YOU’VE TRIED IT!!!

  316. Sox has a cute costume this year

    http://tinyurl.com/yjvzxfg

  317. My daughter would be confused if she went and saw Rosetta, because she would be expecting this

    Oooooooooooo…… so close…..

  318. Nothing like a grown man crying while making out

    So THAT’S what I was doing wrong…..

    Stupid me. I thought the chicks dig a sensitive guy….

  319. Nothing like a grown man crying while making out

    yeah, especially when his hangnail is making things difficult for him

  320. Why is it Halloween in MCPO-land? We have 3 coffee mugs in the front yard, that means its only Thursday.

  321. Good night Dave

  322. Nothing like a grown man crying while making out

    I wasn’t crying! Maybe next time you don’t order the extra onions on your burger???

  323. Why is it Halloween in MCPO-land?

    So the nursing home employees can be home on the actual Halloween.

  324. http://nygoe.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/hoffman-owens-scozzafava-debate/

    ugh. If this is the case, I wonder if Hoffman helped himself.

  325. Scott – All the boroughs and townships set dates and times for T&T and parades to occur during the week. . .

  326. Eddie bear my professor changed my presentation date and is making me do it over Hamlet next week and I am going to use the pictures you sent me in my presentation so thank you again so much!

  327. Glad to help. DId they come out OK for you?

  328. They look just fine. Thanks!!!!!!! I owe ya one

  329. Sosho:

    every year, they do an open air performance of Hamlet at Kronborg/Elsinore.

  330. Time traveling liar would be so much cooler.

  331. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2242/is_1631_279/ai_81764846/

    here is some more information as well, including a tidbit about a German troupe performing Hamlet for Goering at the Castle

  332. sosho:

    again, glad to help. BTW, that was late July when we were there.

  333. So, my Missouri people, are yall near Tipton, Missouri?

  334. Wiserbud 1k really sucks, but I guess it isn’t a surprise.

  335. I’m hitting the sack kiddos. See you tomorrow for BBF.

    Try not to molest each other while I’m gone.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9lvptc

  336. good night sweet boy

  337. Wiserbud 1k really sucks, but I guess it isn’t a surprise.

    The power steering pump was cracked. $700

    Also needed brakes. $300

    Also tried to talk us into a tune-up. $600.

    We told him that could wait.

  338. sohos *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*

  339. night manlesbo

    Sosho: naw. That’s the other side of the state

  340. http://tinyurl.com/y9lvptc

    Yet another family photo from Rosetta?

  341. Series tied 1-1.

  342. one of my friends from high school lives there with her husband and 5 kids

  343. ahh, I see.

  344. yeah wiser I am pulling for your team

  345. Where is Kent, CT? Are yall near there CT people?

  346. yeah wiser I am pulling for your team

    Then it’s a lock.

    wiserbud ♥ sohos

  347. Sohos!!!?!?!?!

  348. Sohos!!!?!?!?!

    heh heh heh.

  349. Where is Kent, CT? Are yall near there CT people?

    CT is a really small state. Only about 2 hours, at most, to get anywhere in the state from anywhere in the state.

  350. I just had brakes done, $300 is not bad.

  351. *cough

  352. I just had brakes done, $300 is not bad.

    True. Especially considering the car.

    But $600 for a tuneup?????

    Ouch.

  353. 2 HOURS?!?!?!? It takes me 2 hours to get to Katy from where I live….shit you can drive 13 hrs and still not be out of the state. Yall ARE little. The reason I was asking was about that guy who wants to put up a statue of his son killed in 911 is his Kent, CT

  354. is his Kent, CT = is in Kent, CT

  355. Scott – Thought any more about the golf?

  356. I could probably be in Kent in about 1 hour from my home.

  357. sorry mcpo I like Jeter and pettitte used to play for the Astros…sorry

  358. And with that, I shall retire to my bed and dream of Phillies’ wins!

    Goodnight, my invisible friends!

  359. Good night, Chief.

  360. goodnight fibf

  361. Kent has the best coffee and chocolate for a million miles. It is overrun by liberals from NY.

  362. This guy wants to erect a statue of his son and put that he was killed by Muslim Extremists and there is one Muslim family in town and so he is running into problems

  363. nite, all.

    next few days are gonna be long ones. must sleep when I can.

  364. Went out for Chinese food. Did I miss anything good?

  365. good night I too am out

  366. what did you have Sean?

  367. sean:

    of course not.

    Oh, and those g-damned spammers are back DPUD.

    Fack!

  368. Hunan beef, salt and pepper sea bass, tea-smoked duck, and an eggplant dish that I can’t remember the name of. It was all good (especially the duck and the fish) but my only complaint was that the stuff that was supposed to be spicy wasn’t, particularly.

  369. that sounds YUMMY! Ok I am really going to bed. good night

  370. Just went and ate for the first time since Tuesday.

    Why would I order a breaded veal cutlet?

  371. Eddie, nice to see that the White House is now a platform for high school level snark.

  372. yeah. I get the feeling Obama is thin skinned and can’t handle criticism

  373. Everyone went nighty, night pretty early. Well, just stopped in to say, ‘hi guys.” (and Sohos).

    Seany, do you want Philly?

    “I get the feeling Obama is thin skinned and can’t handle criticism.”

    Eddie, you know I love you, but, YOU THINK! Obama is a complete thin skinned prick.

    Those I’ve ever met with zero talent and a big ego are so insecure they have a hair trigger defense mechanism. What is fascinating to me is these people are repellant to people with balanced egos. How Obama is attractive to anyone is a mystery to me.

    Even his need to hide and play golf every weekend is a give-a-way. He sucks, yet must play because, “all President’s do.”

  374. Seany, do you want Philly?

    I don’t want either team, Mare. I wanted a Freeway Series. If an asteroid could wipe out the stadium while both teams were there, that would be fine by me.

    Or were you talking about a bagel?

  375. You know, I said that in a fit of pique, and I shouldn’t have done so. I now realize that an asteroid strike wouldn’t just wipe out the Yanks, the Phils, and their fans, but also the vast majority of decent human beings all over.

    Seriously, though, I’m more angry at the Angels and Dodgers for playing shitty ball in their respective League Championship Series than anything else, and I just can’t be bothered to care about who wins at this point.

  376. I just saw a news report from a West Hollywood Halloween party, and there was a drag queen dressed as “The Corpse Formerly Known as Amy Winehouse,” and, yeah, it looked better than the actual Amy Winehouse.

    Yeesh.

  377. Good morning, sons. I could have used a couple hours more sleep. Rainy mornings are good for sleeping in.

    Happy FIABBF.

  378. It’s raining here too.

  379. Drizzle sucks, either rain or don’t. Damn drizzle.

  380. Car/in would be sacrelige to me, but do you omit the yolk for the extra cals?

  381. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scCxx4fgJwA

  382. No, I eat all the eggies. Two scrambled. Every morning.

  383. No, I eat all the eggies. Two scrambled. Every morning.

    I’m not worried about cholesterol. Mine’s good.

  384. http://snappedshot.com/turbo/723-Happy-Friday-Yall.html

    Heh.

  385. It’s amazing that every male makes that same curdling sound when his nuts are unsuspectingly wrapped around someone’s foot. A quite unique noise. Most men see that and pull back and close the legs instantly. Mine crossed at the moment of impact. The running headstart was not really necessary.

  386. FiAF!!11!!1

    Hand me the explosives.

  387. Hand me the explosives.

    *gives Dave a can of chili beans and a box of onion chips from White Castle*

  388. yeah it is nasty rainy here too

  389. better stand back

  390. It’s Devil’s Night!!!
    For those of you with real estate in Detroit, get your insurance claim forms ready!
    http://tinyurl.com/ygxljrg

  391. I think I may go get back in bed

  392. It’s Devil’s Night!!!

    Gentlemen, start your flame-throwers!

  393. yeah it is nasty rainy here too

    I LOVE rainy days. My favorite. Wish every day was a rainy day.

  394. Who’s doing BBF today?

    Don’t leave, sohos. Here…http://tinyurl.com/yzlx8jy

  395. Jazz likes the rain cuz it keeps his fish wet.

    http://tinyurl.com/5bnbod


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