HHD – Handyman Edition

Happy Hump Day!  If you need some work done around the place, you might consider hiring one of these fellows.  Also, you could borrow a claw hammer and introduce the business end to Michael’s knee-caps.

Carter Oosterhouse has a television show or a radio program or something.

carter_oosterhouse

Jesse Metcalfe only pretends to be a gardener on television, but Jazz only pretends to be human, so STFU.

jesse-metcalfe

I feel bad for Rib Hillis from Home Makeover.  His parents must have hated him to name him Rib.

hillis_250x453

Anybody else feel like a Coke?

O-003-0131

407 Comments

  1. RIB IS SO HOT!!!!!!!

    BUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Move over, nekkid dudes, and don’t sweat on me.

  3. Ty Pennington is almost hot, but he drives me nuts when he screams in that fucking megaphone.

    STFU Ty!!!!

  4. What, no Carrot Top?!???!??!?!?!!!?

  5. That second guy looks like he is working his way through high school.

    And its amazing how he can keep his “Ken doll”, perfectly groomed look while doing manual labor. Strange, eh?

  6. no Carrot Top?

    Sorry, MCPO. lauraw hired him for some “private contractor” work. He’s busy.

  7. Oh I bet Eddie Bear…Do you have pictures you could email me? I would love to show them to class? ( I accidentally said this on last thread)

  8. Mine are bigger.

  9. sohos

    You’re getting your threads mixed up. Watch where you post those things.

    * Thinks “Blondes”…

  10. PG: Which?

    Your moobs? Pecs? Chest Hairs? Hedge Clippers? The girls here will want to know.

  11. My guns.

    Other than the third one, those guys are severely lacking in the weight training dept.

  12. And moobs too. Damnit.

  13. Heh. Pendejo has moobs.

  14. Yeah, but I’m almost 50. So they’re starting to sag. So I got that going for me.

  15. Someone get this damn song outta my head, please.

    Thanks.

    http://tinyurl.com/5jqjg9

  16. Yea, PJ’s right. Three of these four could use some more time pumping iron. Or, really working. I find actual LABOR works the muscles pretty effectively too.

  17. Listen to this BiW.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGC003Xz3CY

  18. I’m almost 50. So they’re starting to sag

    So, instead of having 38 Cs, you have 38 Longs?

    (One of my wife’s jokes)

  19. thus i’ve been known to slow down in construction zones.

    for safety, you know

  20. Someone get this damn song outta my head, please

    Do you know how that tune came to be?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U

  21. Thanks, Jewstin.

    *spills drink on Jewstin’s chest*

  22. Hey, Jazz!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZDXCWY8VLI

  23. *spills drink on Jewstin’s chest*

    MOM!!!! BiW is wasting drinks!!!!!!

  24. Hey Jazz!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMkIuKXwmlU

  25. “Shut the fuck up. Hall and I will not stand idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit.”

    Jazz, you bastard. That got me laughing so hard I thought I was gonna cough up a lung.

  26. Hey, Chief!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toHlMD50eYY

  27. “So, instead of having 38 Cs, you have 38 Longs?”

    HA!

    That’s a good one.

  28. BIWIC,
    all I have to do is look at the title of that damn song and I get it stuck in my mind.

  29. Jazz, you bastard. That got me laughing so hard I thought I was gonna cough up a lung.

    There’s 11 episodes of that, BiW. It’s the funniest fucking series ever put on the net. They reef on everybody, but the Toto shit is hilarious. Michael McDonald figures prominently throughout, and he’s hilarious, too. It’s my favorite find on YouTube ever, with the possible exception of the fighting lessons with the baby.

  30. Someone get this damn song outta my head, please.

    Hold on. Let me clear it away with this shiny new S&W .40. Hold still.

  31. MOM!!!! BiW is wasting drinks!!!!!!

    That wasn’ his drink. HHD just got to him a bit this morning.

  32. Hey Jazz!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNUHgfzEsnw

  33. That wasn’ his drink. HHD just got to him a bit this morning.

    Fitting, with that link to Jethro Tull’s “Thick as a Brick” – “Your sperm is in the gutter, your love is in the sink.”

  34. Hey, Chief!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3ml8gzrd4

    I

  35. Hey Jazz!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V5RWGKF_Fo

  36. Hahahahah! Touche!

    Hey, Chief!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOlTZGuLKM

  37. Jewstin, if I wasn’t married, I’d say let’s go out and look for guys.

    You know your manflesh.

    I like Ribs lips. Good for kissing. But I’ll keep my mind open about the lips of our other HH’s.

  38. Hey Jazz!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfQp80S3tM4

  39. Pulling out the big guns for some real pyscho music:

  40. That would be a blast, Mare. If you ever want a paramour, I’ll help you find a good one.

  41. Mare, nothing stopping you from going and looking…….

    As the wife says: “I’m married, not dead.”

  42. Jewstin, we’d be fighting over the same guys.

  43. we’d be fighting over the same guys

    Make sure you get video of it – the fight, not the guys.

  44. Hey, Chief! Hey, AD!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6qw_yeo6o

  45. Hey Jewstin, you forgot your trick or treat bag!

    http://tinyurl.com/8lpds9

  46. I wish my back was still hairless. Anyone got some tweezers?

  47. Hey Jazz!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKmkOIlHbok

  48. Header pic — Yummmmmmmm.

  49. Act 3 scene 1 Hamlet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Hey Mesa I hope you didnt listen to Michael’s assessment of Houston he is an idiot

  51. Jazz, you can order that at Yesterdog. They call it the Dirty Frenchman.

    For the rest of you goombahs, you can just look — http://www.yesterdog.com/

  52. I missed it.

    Michael is more of a hide in the suburbs kind of guy anyway.

  53. Header pic — Yummmmmmmm.

    Used to love to close down a bar then grab a loaded dog. Homemade jalepeño sauces kick ass.

  54. Hey, Jazz!

  55. Thank you FIBF I have to watch Mel Gibson’s version tonight

  56. Sohita – I didn’t care for Gibson’s portrayal. If you can find Laurence Olivier’s version, watch it. It is, IMHO, the best ever committed to film.

  57. I sees a chili dog.

    Chili dogs always bark at night*

    * from the book by Lewis Grizzard, RIP

  58. “he is an idiot”

    hahahahahahaah

    And his Hostage posts suck (his IB posts are pretty good though)!

  59. And his Hostage posts suck . . .

    Aw, c’mon, my only other Hostage post was a BBF, and it did not suck.

  60. Hey Compos, that’s a heck of a costume.

    http://bacn.me/dce

  61. Hey, Chief! Hey, AD!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hNjxJCXfis&feature=related

  62. Shim: I wish my back was still hairless. Anyone got some tweezers?

    No, but a nice 2HP rotary sander. 60 or 80 grit?

  63. Lewis Grizzard books were kinda my first introduction to teh funny.

    And Erma Bombeck.

    At least teh funny that didn’t involve a joke about shitting or whacking off.

  64. Hey Jazz! Hey AD!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW3nPqPPBDw

  65. I met Grizzard a couple of years before he passed away. Funny man. Very sad life.

  66. Youtube is blocked at work. I could over ride the block I guess, but then somebody would look to see that I was fucking off while Isposta be working.

    I know you fucking cocks are being funny and I can’t see any of it. So quit.

  67. I like the Kenneth Branaugh version but I dont have 4 hrs to watch a movie

  68. I watch Kenneth Branaugh’s (spelled?) version just now of this scene I am reading.

  69. The book he wrote about his dad and his post-Korean war experiences wasn’t the least bit funny. But it was extremely moving. It should be required reading for all American citizens.

  70. A lot of the youtube here right now is Shakespeare PG

  71. Jazz, Cuffy, Pendejo, and Rosetta are throwing a Halloween Party. Can you guess the theme?

    http://bacn.me/dcf

  72. “…my only other Hostage post was a BBF…”

    Michael, who was your BBF model(s)?

  73. I don’t know what the theme is, but if I attend I’ll be wearing a sterile buttplug.

    Shakespeare? That guy owes me money.

  74. “I know you fucking cocks are being funny…”

    It’s sweet how PD actually believes that.

  75. “Jazz, Cuffy, Pendejo, and Rosetta are throwing a Halloween Party. Can you guess the theme?
    http://bacn.me/dcf

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  76. Mare,

    When’s the last time your avatar took a breath?

  77. Laugh now Mare. It won’t be funny when you’re inside that cake. Witih just a tube top and a thong.

  78. Hey, Pupster, relax:

  79. That’s a damned good looking dog. Pupster should be so lucky.

  80. Mare, it wasKelly Brook, someone I had never heard of before.

  81. PD, does this horse look dead?

    http://tinyurl.com/lgc6za

    That’s a happy horse. A happy “mare” if you will.

  82. Back at you, Chief

  83. time for me to go…be back later

  84. Yeah, Michael, she was gorgeous. You done good there.

  85. Bye, Sohos.

  86. Kelly Brook = Thumbs up

    Oprah = Thumbs down, chin down, pecker down, nutsack down, toes curled under.

  87. Agile Dog learns to sit.

    http://bacn.me/dcg

  88. I’m outta here for the daytime. Have to do some work, you know.

  89. OK Mare, just checking. That mare looks like she’s dreaming about War Admiral in the 3rd at Santa Anita.

  90. These guys inspired the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
    http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=26781290&type=track

  91. “Oprah = Thumbs down, chin down, pecker down, nutsack down, toes curled under.”

    hahahahahahahah…..even my balls shrivel.

  92. “OK Mare, just checking. That mare looks like she’s dreaming about War Admiral in the 3rd at Santa Anita.”

    Bingo!

  93. Relax? RELAX?!?

    http://tinyurl.com/yggdrgb

    I am perfectly calm.

  94. And they are from Texas.

  95. Did I hear xbrad say that he hadn’t had a date lately? I may can hook him up.

  96. were

  97. Hey, Chief! Hey, AD!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlbgqmxXNY

  98. be

  99. “Agile Dog learns to sit.”

    And scoot.

  100. and shit

  101. and piss

  102. Hey Compos, that’s a heck of a costume.

    http://bacn.me/dce

    Hey shim, when yer done, I need to borrow those tweezers :P

  103. Michelle O. wants to know if this can be made into a dress.

    http://bacn.me/dci

  104. “Michelle O. wants to know if this can be made into a dress.”

    Ha!

    That’s actually the “before” shot of her inauguration gown.

  105. I hate you all with the cold wrath of an Antarctic winter!

  106. Hey Compos, that’s a heck of a costume.

    http://bacn.me/dce

    That dude was the head administrator at our local nursing home. Or at least there’s a close resemblance. Of course I never saw him in that getup.

    *steals away the low hanging fruit before the morons can strike*

  107. Of course I never saw him in that getup.

    The lights were out?

  108. Careful MCPO you might have a stroke.

    http://bacn.me/dcj

  109. Michelle’s after pic. You fuckers are on to something here.

  110. Jewstin = Rimshot

  111. Off to abuse the ellliptical for a while. I’ll be back in about 1000 calories.

  112. MCPO out “golfing”?
    http://tinyurl.com/ygz6p2x

  113. crap, MCPO burn fail.

  114. “All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.”

    http://tinyurl.com/yzav9cj

  115. I found Uniball’s testicle. I don’t think he’s getting it back.

    http://bacn.me/dck

  116. How Jewstin will celebrate his golden years:
    http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=15000

  117. Pupster?
    http://tinyurl.com/4xr8wo

  118. Jewstin,
    You need to know when to stop:
    http://tinyurl.com/qfzu52

  119. How Jewstin will celebrate his golden years:

    Cool. There are balloons in the future.

  120. The only woman Jewstin ever slept with
    http://tinyurl.com/yjln4t3

  121. The only woman Jewstin ever slept with

    That would make me gay too.

  122. I don’t think Sox likes Shim as a blonde

    http://bacn.me/dcm

  123. Shim went to the salon and wanted to try something different:
    http://tinyurl.com/ygw9gz8

  124. It took Uniball a while to get the hang of his new bike.

    http://bacn.me/dco

  125. Jewstin decided to bicycle commute to work:
    http://tinyurl.com/yf4dpax

    mild NSFW

  126. How about a little afternoon crazy…

  127. Eary drive time for me and no computer tonight, so see y’all tomorrow.

  128. were you banned from the internets?

  129. Uni?

  130. Jewstin?

    http://tinyurl.com/yjb79c9

  131. Mesa moving to Texas:

    http://tinyurl.com/axqgx

  132. Uniball, your biking outfit is kinda . . . gay.

    http://bacn.me/dcr

  133. Jewstin,
    I am kind of distracted by the blood and ripped up skin in that last picture, can’t even tell what the guy is wearing.

  134. Popping in for a sec…

    Jewstin: very nice HHD! They all need a tad more meat on dem bones, but wouldn’t kick em out of bed for eating cheetos. Thumbs way down ;-) !

  135. I am kind of distracted by the blood and ripped up skin. . .

    I guess it’s not a very practical outfit either. You should wear this:

    http://bacn.me/dct

  136. Mesa, I watched that video, and now I want to punch someone in the face. Is that homeopathy? Just give me 30c’s and I’ll be fine.

  137. Mare, if you punched that lady in the face it might make her smart. She couldn’t possibly get any stupider.

  138. For all of its benefits, it is shit like the video above that makes me want to strap a bomb to a goat and send into YouTube’s lobby.

    Mesa . . . http://tinyurl.com/yfzdg4y

  139. I finally finished Hamlet now I need a nap.

  140. Jewstin, what were you and your boyfriend doing in Iowa?

    http://video.aol.co.uk/video-detail/bungling-burglars-disguised-in-black-marker/63675198

  141. I’m more than willing to share a couch with Sohos for a nap. It’s actually cool enough here to snuggle.

  142. Check out this article about Teh Governator:

    http://tinyurl.com/yk6f3qt

  143. Mom: Don’t bother making dinner tonight. I’ll make stew for us using the leftover potroast.

    Me: Great

    (10 minutes go by)

    Mom: Peel half a dozen potatoes and an onion, and get the baby carrots out and wash them. Then put them in the pot.

    **wonders how “I’ll make stew” turned into me making stew**

  144. “For all of its benefits, it is shit like the video above that makes me want to strap a bomb to a goat and send into YouTube’s lobby.”

    hahahahaahhahaha

    I agree.

  145. Heh – I’d be a bit bent out of shape were this my job.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn0iTOKJ-gk

  146. Xbrad and his Mom should do a cooking show together. Now THAT would be good reality TV.

    The final episode would be xbrad “stuffing” his mother with walnut dressing.

  147. Mare, don’t make me fire up the grill and cook you as well.

  148. And, I hate walnuts.

  149. The final episode would be xbrad “stuffing” his mother

    Ahahahahaha! Oh and . . . Hahahahahahahaha!

  150. Mare, that’s all kinds of ick. You’re messed up. ;)

  151. Mesa, this is for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Dn0hs-CM8&feature=player_embedded

    Just one of your crazy videos.

    (notice the guy is walking away from him)

  152. The final episode would be xbrad “stuffing” his mother with walnut dressing. In a trash bag.
    Ftfy Mare

  153. “In a trash bag.”

    hahahahahahaha….good one, Vmax.

  154. Well, I haven’t snuffed her yet, so who knows?

  155. A movie about lauraw, Mare and xbrad.

  156. Hello everyone!

  157. **Sets Tazer to “Rosetta”**

  158. Rosetta, where you’ve been:

    http://tinyurl.com/ykan5zn

  159. oops…..where have you been?

  160. **Sets Tazer to “Rosetta”**

    hahahahaha….I’m going to use that!

  161. Puka, you lazy piece of crap!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/n3xrxk

  162. You can use my Tazer just as soon as I’m done with it. Why else would I set it to “Rosetta” iff’n I weren’t gonna use it?

  163. oops…..where have you been?

    Watching this.

    http://tinyurl.com/596uu

  164. Great choices on the hunks, Jewstin.

    Oosterhouse has a beautiful man head and I’m liking the lean, mean, of Rib.

  165. “man head”

    You’ve seen his penis?

  166. Not that anyone cares about the trauma in my life, but it looks like my piggie may need a mastectomy.
    In the meantime, he is dosed with pain killer and George is still freaked out. Just treated them all to cilantro (pig crack) and cherry tomatos.

    And the roofer guy is coming tomorrow. Mr. Beasn better hope he doesn’t look like Oosterhouse.

  167. “Watching this.”

    I heard the acting was terrible, but the scenery was lovely.

  168. Sorry about your piggie, porknsebsbsbsbs.

  169. You’ve seen his penis?

    head – the upper or anterior division of the body

    penis – annoying little one-eyed punk with a mind of it’s own

  170. Watch the George Brett video and report back to me.

    Yikes, I have a different view now.
    .

  171. Don’t care for Jesse. Looks like he waxes his chest and eyebrow.

  172. I now have to go to blockbuster to see if I can get Hamlet to watch…I am so sleepy

  173. Get well soon, Beasn pig.

  174. Poor little piggy.

  175. I can’t think of porknebsbsbsb without thinking of her POL picture. The recent one Rosetta added. hahahahaah

  176. At the moment, I’m just as worried by George. Came down this morning and he was still in the same corner – super jumpy. Put the food and some hay by him. If they don’t eat constantly, it screws up their system and makes them deathly ill.

  177. I am so sorry about your pig

  178. George Brett video previously linked.

  179. What kind of animal is George?

  180. You wanna see what people look like when they read this blog for the first time?

    It’s the cat at 18 seconds.

  181. Oh hey…mommy brags…just got beasnette’s results from whatever national test they took, advanced in English, and right on the line to advanced for science. Her progress report came too. All A’s, one B (pre-calc).

    She must have gotten my brain because her daddy still has his.

  182. The irony of cat videos in Jewstin’s HHD post.

    Okay….back to work.

    CUL8R

  183. George is a Peruvian (long-haired) guinea pig. He is our oldest at 4.

  184. Rosetta I sent you an email, I’m not sure if you got it

  185. A Hostage?

  186. Well done, Beasnette!!

  187. A Hostage?

    Xbrad when he was in preschool.

  188. I wasn’t fat in preschool.

  189. I just went looking for a “machine gun baby” pic, but all I could find was infant Palistinean’s and that’s a line I’m not gonna cross for a throwaway joke.

    Now, if it was a funny joke, I’d probably do it. But not just for a quip.

  190. Make it Jazz then.

  191. Later taters. Time to think about what to make for supper and give extra time to my ‘fraidy cat pig.

  192. Rosetta, Xbrad, onenut, and a-dog just cut their first album.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/SRucFrzui6I/AAAAAAAANEs/WONtPY7BTuw/s400/weirdos

  193. Beasn, I wasn’t nitpickin’ you. Heaven forefend!

    I just couldn’t find a funneh pic when I wanted to.

    My Bing-Fu is uber-weak.

  194. L -> R: Sohos, Mare

  195. I’m guessing Romy still hasn’t finished touching herself in the swimsuit area over this morning’s Ares I-X launch.

  196. Wow. Killed it.

    **kicks dead poat in the guinea pig**

  197. So, did anyone say anything funny today?

    Didn’t think so. xbrad-STTU.

  198. Make it Jazz then.

    Hey! Watch it, or I’ll make bacon outa them thar piggies!

  199. Rosie, it was raining like an SOB when we drove through St. Louis yesterday afternoon, so I’m guessing you didn’t see me wave?

  200. To wee or not to wee, that is the quandry.

    – Hamlet with a bladder infection

  201. Rich, feel free to take a sweet suck of my ass.

  202. HAhAhAHA!!!

    Mare won’t get this.

  203. Good catch, Mesa.

  204. Rich, feel free to take a sweet suck of my ass.

    That’s how you treat the birthday boy? Whatta Dick.

  205. “Rich, feel free to take a sweet suck of my ass.”

    I can’t. The rubber fist is in the way.

  206. **tries to think of a snappy comeback**

    **gives up**

  207. Mmmm, nicely done Justin.

    I would like to note that I’m now the proud owner of a can opener and a knife (other than my swiss army knife) and I have prepared a feast of beenie weenies for dinner.

  208. Damn Tats, you lucky sumbitch. Are you gonna have Saltines, or Ritz with that feast?

  209. Neither, Baked Lays–southwestern ranch or something. And a Dr Pepper.

  210. Hello everyone!

    XBrad, swimsuit area is for next month’s launch of Atlantis with my stuff on board.

  211. Add some Top Ramen to that and you might have somethin’.

  212. XBrad, swimsuit area is for next month’s launch of Atlantis with my stuff on board.

    *decode fail*

  213. Can anybody identify any of the shit that is on that hotdog up there at the top? Other than the bun and the weiner?

  214. I would like to note that I’m now the proud owner of a can opener and a knife (other than my swiss army knife) and I have prepared a feast of beenie weenies for dinner.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow.

  215. Mare won’t get this.

    I don’t buy many TV series, but I’ll cop to owning Firefly in its entirety, plus Serenity. That was some good viewing.

  216. Nice going on the rocket launch today, there Space Chick.

  217. Jazz – I’ve got those on DVD as well.

  218. I’ll just assume you tweaked your nipples a little today, Romy.

    I know I tweaked mine.

    L to R: Romy, Tat

    http://tinyurl.com/ylzynbp

  219. “Can anybody identify any of the shit that is on that hotdog up there at the top? Other than the bun and the weiner?”

    I’m thinking …. condiments????

  220. Can anybody identify any of the shit that is on that hotdog up there at the top? Other than the bun and the weiner?

    Cheese, onions, pickles, ketchup, mustard. All the same stuff that goes on a taco.

  221. Can anybody identify any of the shit that is on that hotdog up there at the top?

    Looks like vomit to me. And possibly onions.

  222. Add some Top Ramen to that and you might have somethin’.

    TR tomorrow night.

  223. L to R: Romy, Tat

    http://tinyurl.com/ylzynbp

    Only if you qualify it as “20 yrs ago”. I’m honing my skill set now, hon.

  224. Jazz – I’ve got those on DVD as well.

    Great show, huh? So bummed they took it off the air. I can’t even pick a favorite character, either. Well, yes I can. Inara by far-a. Jayne was the funniest by far, too. Liked Jayne, but not as much as Inara.

  225. Mare won’t get this.

    Neither did my wife, but I laughed when I saw it Monday night. Especially when the daughter said “you did that 5 years ago.”

    Jazz: Wants to be Janye, but can’t stop being Wash.

    “See me soar *ghhcuck*”

  226. Jazz, the last episode of Castle had Fillion dressing up as a “space cowboy”. Absolutely hilarious.

    And I don’t yet own Firefly or Serenity, so feel free to send those as house-warming presents ;)

  227. I never bothered getting Firefly on DVD, since Hulu has had it pretty much from day one.

    **double checks, realizes they just restricted it to the first 5 episodes**

    Hulu is starting to piss me the fuck off.

  228. Jazz, the last episode of Castle had Fillion dressing up as a “space cowboy”. Absolutely hilarious.

    Apparently Mare wasn’t the only one who didn’t get it.

  229. I have prepared a feast of beenie weenies hineypokers for dinner.

  230. Dude BiW, I don’t read a thread unless I’m actively commenting. Duh. It’s kinda like how I don’t read your posts. Too many words.

  231. “He’s Mingo and he’s Fanti”

    “How did you know?”

    “Fanti’s the pretty one.”

  232. I’m downloading that ep of castle right now. So nobody give anything away (besides the clip, I saw that).

    Not to be a perv, but Castle’s daughter is a cutie. She’s gonna be hot when she’s legal.

  233. Clint, I will pass that along to Mr. RFH, he worked much, much more on that vehicle than I did. He is concerned about the stage separation. Even though he doesn’t work for NASA any more. (sigh)

  234. And… if you’re implying that I didn’t get who the space cowboy was then STFU. I knew what they were getting at when I saw the ‘spenders.

  235. Dude BiW, I don’t read a thread unless I’m actively commenting. Duh. It’s kinda like how I don’t read your posts. Too many words.<

    It ain't 'War and Peace', but it does require a little more than 'Cat In The Hat'.

  236. And how can you say Inara was your favorite?

    Hello? Kaylee? Remember her?

    http://tinyurl.com/yg8s5xa

  237. L to R: Romy, Tat http://tinyurl.com/ylzynbp

    Hahahahaha!!! Mr. RFH will tell you our daughter is mini-me.

  238. Not to be a perv,

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!! Glad you clarified that. Perv. :)

  239. And… if you’re implying that I didn’t get who the space cowboy was then STFU. I knew what they were getting at when I saw the ’spenders.

    That would be silly to imply, having read your comments.

  240. At first, Romy, I thought the staging went wonky, but I guess that’s because the upper stage was just a shape, not a vehicle.

  241. It ain’t ‘War and Peace’, but it does require a little more than ‘Cat In The Hat’.

    I prefer The Lorax. Excellent allegory.

  242. “Its been months since I had something twixt my nethers twernt run on batteries.”

    “Gahhhh! I can’t know that!”

  243. Dr. Suess managed to say just as much with far fewer words than Tolstoy. Once can therefore safely surmise he was the better writer. Pay attention, BiW.

  244. I prefer The Lorax. Excellent allegory

    Globull wormening ecofreakist twaddle. Yertle the Turtle or The Brag were MUCH better stories.

  245. Harrow: “You didn’t have to wound the man.”

    Mal: “Yeah, I know, it was just funny.”

  246. I didnt find a copy of Hamlet so OH WELL darn guess I wont be watching it tonight.

    Also I am on my own for dinner b/c Count had a huge lunch @ Gaido’s and Nina had Pizza…so I am left to fend for myself

    I have tried 5 times to poat this boring ass comment

  247. Globull wormening ecofreakist twaddle. Yertle the Turtle or The Brag were MUCH better stories.

    Agreed that Yertle is excellent as well. However, the Lorax carries an excellent message that has been steroided all out of recognition by eco-nazis.

  248. I have tried 5 times to poat this boring ass comment

    Sweetheart, its the button that says “Enter”. ;-)

  249. Kaylee: “I ain’t nothing twixt my nethers that wasn’t run on batteries for months!”

  250. Sohos, I’ll eat an extra bowl of stew for you…

  251. Hello? Kaylee? Remember her?

    Stipulated facts:

    1. Kaylee was hot. And cute. Girl next door hot.
    2. Zoe was hot. Like a girl who likes sports and guns hot. Real hot.
    3. Inara was hot. Refined rut-like-a-crazed-weasel hot.
    4. River was hot. Dancer hot. So hot.

    Among all the lava hotness, one had to be hotter than the rest. That would be Inara – she was nuclear fusion hot.

  252. Xbrad, I think the staging was wonky. Upper stage shouldn’t have twisted around the way it did.

  253. BiW, I also really like The Sneetches.

  254. Firefly is a good justification for harems.

  255. Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate

    The man was a genius.

  256. Drive time. Later, ‘gators.

  257. Sweetheart, its the button that says “Enter”.

    Actually it says “Submit comment”.

  258. Romy, that’s what I was thinking, but no one from NASA said anything at the press conference. Maybe they programmed it to shorten the ballistic path. Dunno. Not like the upper stage was there for anything but weight, balance and aerodynamics.

  259. Actually it says “Submit comment”.

    You’ve seen the POL. I’m blond too. Give me a break.

  260. Inara just never did it for me. She’s hot and all. But I’d probably still have to go with Kaylee. Then River (tho Summer Glau looked better in TSCC). Then Zoe (hey, she’s into guns!) then Inara.

    But that’s just me.

  261. BiW, I also really like The Sneetches.

    The star-bellied ones were cool. The others were obviously inferior.

    The point was better made in The Incredibles.

    “Then when everyone is special, no one will be.”

  262. River never floated my boat. But then I’d take a woman over a girl anyday. And while Kaylee had that certain something, Inara had that “flying-too-close-to-the-sun” something.

  263. Well, BiW, hitting tab and enter does the same thing as hitting the “submit comment” button, so you were close.

  264. Zoe
    Kaylee
    Inara
    RIver was a child, fergodssake!

  265. The Incredibles was not written by Dr. Seuss so therefore is inherently inferior. Duh!

    And in order: Jayne (but only if he promised not to talk), Wash, Mal, and then the Doc.

  266. And in order: Jayne (but only if he promised not to talk), Wash, Mal, and then the Doc.

    What? No Shepard Book?

    RACIST!!!!

  267. What’s with the stupid Star Wars music?

  268. River was young, but not too young.

    Of course, to MCPO, Castle’s Mom is just a child…

    And in order: Jayne (but only if he promised not to talk), Wash, Mal, and then the Doc.

    Way to leave out the only black guy, Racist!

  269. but no one from NASA said anything at the press conference.

    These are the same people who declared a (unnamed project) complete design review a success when we hadn’t downselected the materials yet.

  270. Preacher’s off limits.

  271. Tat, he ain’t Catholic.

  272. Doesn’t matter, he’s a preacher.

  273. Huh. My preacher’s gonna be pretty surprised to find out he shouldn’t be having relations with the opposite sex.

  274. I guess I’m the onliest one here who’s never seen Firefly or Serenity or any of that other high-fallutin’ shit. So I don’t know nuttin bout nunem.

    So what’dyall think of Bernie Mac’s TV wife? I can’t believe the brother dead.

  275. Huh. My preacher’s gonna be pretty surprised to find out he shouldn’t be having relations with the opposite sex.

    Not running around boinking random members of the opposite sex. I wasn’t talking about marriage.

  276. PG, she was more Hot than Not. I’dda hit it like a freight train.

    Tat, my preacher can’t run around boinking random members of the opposite sex. But I’m thinking the preacher at the Unitarian church down the street can.

  277. A question about Unitarians, given how laxly some of the churches follow the Bible, can you really consider them Xtians?

  278. Let’s take up a collection and get Rosetta a new tshirt. I’ll chip in $1.

  279. Pende, I thought that was the Hostage uniform.

  280. Tat, I’m not familiar enough with other denominations to really critique them, and while nitpicking a church is pretty easy, it’s really hard to judge a person’s faith.

  281. Not really disagreeing xbrad, especially at the individual level. Have just known some very odd unitarian church members.

  282. OK, time for me to run.

    I’ll catch you retards later. After I’ve been inoculated for H1N1 and rabid stupidity.

  283. Jayne (but only if he promised not to talk), Wash, Mal, and then the Doc.

    Mal ,Wash, Jayne, Doc.

    Doc didn’t seem terribly hetero to me.

  284. My husband’s out of town, and I was talking to him on the phone when he said he had to get off really FAST because he was having a “soccer field” situation.

    BAh aa haaa.

    Compos’s story has now become a part of my real life.

  285. This is just great. Get all my shit down, sit down … and everyone’s doing something else.

    Baseball game? what?

  286. A question about Unitarians, given how laxly some of the churches follow the Bible, can you really consider them Xtians?

    Seems like there’s a scripture about knowing a tree by its fruit. I’m not a very strong Bible scholar though. But if you judge a tree by it’s fruit, I’d say that what little I know about Unitarians leaves them somewhat short of the mark in terms of what most people would consider Christians. They may well be Xtians though.

  287. Car in – Quit yer bitching! I hung around your site all day trying to bait Bob and he never showed up.

  288. Perhaps he got committed?

  289. ‘Sup, (lemon) party people?

  290. You know, I’ve safely avoided the lemon party link so far.

    Never seen in.

  291. Yes Bob’s Mom made me laugh MCPO

  292. My sister called me to say that folks are getting “mean” at my site. I told her everyone was a grown up. Everyone could handle it.

    I mean, after the crap I got called by Thor at Dan’s blog … really, you guys are slacking.

  293. WTF is up with Starbucks trying to sell “Instant” coffee?

    Honestly, did we all go through a dealo about 25 years ago that got us ALL off instant coffee?

  294. didn’t.

  295. I hate instant coffee!

  296. You’ve seen Goatse, though, right?

    Once you see it, you can’t un-see it!

  297. No, never seen Goatse either.

    MCPO, instant coffee is the worst. I don’t understand why Starbucks is selling it. Yuck.

  298. And, FTR, I won’t be clicking any links for the remainder of the evening.

    I don’t care if you promise me some red-headed hotie. Not doing it.

    Besides, only MCPO actually links “real” hot red heads.

    What’s up with that?

  299. I have prepared a feast of beenie weenies hineypokers for dinner.

    At the gym I did 12 reps of hineypokers. Right after my squat-thrusts.

  300. I don’t understand why Starbucks is selling it.

    Because stupid people will buy it.

  301. Why was everyone here around 5 ? Crap.

    I was still doing my hineypokers then.

  302. I say Kevin McKidd is hot and he is red headed

  303. Hi Carin!

  304. Hey Vmax. How are the doggies?

  305. Is McKidd going to be Thor or Loki in the new Marvel movie?

  306. Oh, he’s awfully yummy Sohos. What’s he been in?

  307. Here you go Carin this is his bio page

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571727/

  308. Carin – Rome and some Doctor Show, Grey’s Anatomy, I think.

  309. He might be the new Highlander

  310. Oh, I don’t get HBO. And I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy.

    Is Rome good?

  311. I really enjoyed Rome. Especially season 1.

  312. Rome was good, a bit gorey

  313. Doggy’s are good Carin
    I liked Rome too FWIW

  314. is it dead?

  315. I think I kilt it Sohos

  316. He’s dead Jim!

  317. Still 1-0 Phillies in the bottom of the 5th.

  318. I was off looking up movies …

  319. This poat smells like road tar, diet Coke, and fail.

  320. Mmmmm dark choco & mint

  321. I chewed road tar when I was a kid.

  322. I chewed road tar when I was a kid.

    That explains a few things.

  323. McKidd is Poseidon in the Percy Jackson movie. Sure, Mr. RFH, I’ll take the kids to the movies!

  324. Wow, this is how baseball used to be played. I was once a big fan but quit about 30 years ago. The game just got too slow.

  325. Any golf lately, Chief?

  326. Romy – Played in the rain on Tuesday – not smart. But, that’s why they invented jacuzzi tubs and motrin.

  327. Wanna have nightmares? Here you go.

  328. I have noticed that there is a lot more spitting going on, and suspect its part of the reason they make so much money. The area around home plate must be covered by about 2 inches of spit, tobacco juice, and snot. You couldn’t pay me enough to slide through that pile of slime and into home.

  329. That explains a few things.

    WTF is that supposed to mean?? What is your major malfunction, shirtboy??

  330. For the wimmen and Jewstin. (thanks, Jewstin for a lovely HHD!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdrE1VMxzoE

  331. And because I liked the music in the last clip, here’s some more

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgvVAFFzN8

  332. Where the hell did everyone go?

  333. Good Lord I should have known better than to click on Rosetta’s video OMG that is just awful

  334. *takes off shirt*

    Helllllooooo ladies!

    *flexes muscles*

    I heard it was HHD today!

  335. looks like bob’s uncle is flirting with Bob over at Car in’s place

  336. I’m still here!

  337. Venture Bros Season 4!

  338. I buweeve in yesterday.

  339. Yo whaddup Hos & Stooges?

    Turn up your speakers and wake the fuck up. This song kicks more ass than most of you will ever have.

  340. **wolf whistles at BrewFan**

    **puts glasses back on**

  341. Pende, the lead singer looks like Shim.

  342. **puts glasses back on**

    That ain’t gonna help the sit-e-a-tion!

  343. MCPO I have a golf question for ya. Is your game still getting better?

  344. **takes glasses back off after MCPO licked ’em**

    dammit.

  345. Scott – As a matter of fact, I cut 1.5 strokes off my handicap this year, why?

  346. “Gahhhh! I can’t know that!”

    “I can”

  347. He did that as a tribute to Shim.

  348. Romy – Check your email while you’re up making e a sammich.

  349. **looking high and low for a 1.5 strokes joke**

    *fails*

  350. RFHson ate all the bread, how about some chicken fricassee?

    Have you got a fricasseeing chicken license?

  351. I’ll take some frickin chicken. If you’ve got some frickin tortillas to wrap it up in.

  352. Fricasseeing sounds dirty!

  353. Maybe that’s why Mr. RFH likes it so much!

  354. **looking high and low for a 1.5 strokes joke**

    *fails*

    Pende honey, come over here so I can check your temp. I’m afraid you may be running a high fever.

  355. You’re not gonna check it rectally are you?

  356. spam fiulter!

  357. Some more Etta
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahob4g7Aw58

  358. PG – You should be so lucky. /sarc

  359. Spam bucket has been emptied. Tips and compliments are appreciated.

  360. Was Etta James reallly Mohamed Ali in drag? Seriously. Go look at the facial similarities.

  361. eddie do you have any pictures of the Hamlet castle you could send me?

  362. thanks chief!

    Here is your tip
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gryqG790A

  363. You’re not gonna check it rectally are you?

    If it’ll jumpstart your teeny tiny malfunctioning brain, I s’pose so.

  364. sosho:

    yes I did. I’ll scan a couple and see how they look.

  365. 4- 0 Phillies – top of the 8th. Where the hell are Wiser and wiserbud?

  366. I lloved golf MCPO, and simply lost the time for it. Just kinda curious if I can pick it up again after not playing for about 10 years without being really frustrated.

  367. Thanks so much Eddie Bear!!!

  368. Tribute
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNobN73F2JY

  369. goodnight everyone

  370. I’d rather slam the trunk lid of the car on my dick than play a round of golf.

  371. Scott – I quit for 15 years. It took some time but, I’m back to a 9 handicap (I’ll never be a 3). Also, with age, came an acceptance of my limitations in the game.

  372. DiT – I feel the same way. I’d rather slam a trunk lid on your pecker than have you play a round of golf.

  373. Hey, I don’t mind that you play golf, glad you get some enjoyment out of it.

    Just ain’t my thing.

  374. I like to watch.

  375. Hey, I don’t mind that you play golf

    that’s ever so thoughtful of you.

  376. I like to watch.

    *THUD*

  377. Sometimes I agree with Mark Twain: Golf is a great way to ruin a perfectly good walk.

    Other times, I actually enjoy it.

    Romy, if you’re still around, good luck on the next launch.
    And what was that about touching in the swinsuit area?

  378. Did I break the poat, or the server?

  379. Looks like its fixed. I think MCPO’s jaw fell on it after that Romy comment.

  380. AD – Server. I couldn’t comment either.

  381. MCPO – Yeah, I got some messages about “small system errors”, and then a screen saying they were working on getting everything “back”. My comment must have broke it – must have been that swimsuit link for Romy.

  382. hmmmmm that was odd

  383. Romy must still be looking at that photo!!

  384. A-dog, this instead (I wish!)
    http://tinyurl.com/yz6hral

    **kicks wordpress in poon**

  385. http://moelane.com/2009/10/28/fortunate-son-with-malice-aforethought/

    Heh

  386. caught the successful launch today at work on the news and my first thought was “wonder what Roamy thought about that”

  387. So Chief:

    Earlier, soho was talking about Hamlet Act 3 Scene 1 and you sent a link to a vid of it. I went and watched it – its been many years since I read it. Next thing I know, Dan Collin’s brother, over at Dan’s place (http://powip.com) puts up a post called “To Root Canal or to extract, that is the question” and says something like “Shakespeare anybody?”

    To which I commented:

    Whether tis nobler in the mouth to suffer
    the syringes and drills of dentist’s fortune,
    or to take arms against rotting teeth
    and by yanking remove them. To gas, to sleep

    Synchronicity! And don’t send a link to that prick Sting and his song.

  388. Off to bed, said sleepyhead.

  389. Michael Phelps – too young. That, and I like at least some chest hair.

    **ogles Mike Rowe again**

    **gets TRO**

  390. I think Mike should get the TRO.

    His looks don’t do anything for me, but I’d sure like to meet him (after he has freshly showered, of course). He is one of the funniest guys on TV right now.

  391. I’m outta here too. Wakey wakey time is only 6 hours away.

  392. TGSG, I was glad to see Ares (1) not hit the launch tower (2) not shake apart. Nervous about recontact during stage separation, failure of one of the parachutes to deploy, and possible loss of telemetry (some of the calls were odd).

  393. Was there some sort of sporting event tonight?

  394. Sean, yeah, but it involved the Yankees.

  395. Huh. Must’ve missed that.

  396. from textsfromlastnight

    “That’s the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.”

  397. What’s worse? Stinky pockets or linty sushi?

  398. Words fail.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,570127,00.html?test=latestnews

    The organization that located his remains, and the wreckage of his B-24, God bless em.

    I’ll put it in the next post so it don’t get et up by teh spam filter.

  399. From ShitMyDadSays:

    “You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”

  400. http://www.bentprop.org/

  401. Taking the miso soup as well


Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Comments RSS