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Oprah’s 24th Season Kick-Off Party.

OK, I know we hate Oprah’s politics, but Oprah is actually a rather admirable and likeable person, and this was actually a cool event.  Not the “coolest thing ever,” as Oprah claimed, but still, pretty cool.   A genuine feelgood party.  Give her some credit.



[MESABLUE] UPDATE: A FISH!!!

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142 Comments

  1. Dude, did you mean this in some kind of ironic way? You’ve got two of the biggest celebrity backers of Obama in his hometown and you call it a “cool event”?

    WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING 99 THESES NAILED TO A FUCKING CHURCH DOOR IN FUCKING WITTENBURG WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING???!!!!!

    SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCKING. RIVERDANCING. DICKPUNCHING. CHRIST. WERE. YOU. FUCKING. THINKING?????!!!!!

  2. I cannot stress enough what a bad motherfucking idea this is.

    Seriously, if Michael held up a restaurant, this idea would point a gun at him and demand its wallet back. It would be the wallet stamped with “Bad Motherfucking Idea” on it.

  3. Clint Eastwood made a movie about this poat called “The Good, The Bad Fucking Idea, and The Ugly,” and he shelved it because it would provoke riots.

  4. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING 99 THESES NAILED TO A FUCKING CHURCH DOOR IN FUCKING WITTENBURG WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING???!!!!!

    Sean, it was only 95 theses, not 99. Luther was pedantic, but not quite that bad.

  5. Oprah just called The H2 and said, “Thanks for endorsing My Boo! Look under your seats…you just got FREE HEALTH CAAAAAAAAARE!!!”

  6. You’ve got two of the biggest celebrity backers of Obama in his hometown and you call it a “cool event”?

    Sean, disregarding politics, you are overlooking the fact that thousands of people were dancing in public and having a good time.

    That’s America.

    Would not happen in Iran.

  7. Sean, disregarding politics, you are overlooking the fact that thousands of people were dancing in public and having a good time.

    That’s America.

    Would not happen in Iran.

    It’s nice that a bunch of people got together in the streets to celebrate and have a good time. That’s America.

    When people celebrate the man over the country, that’s not America. That’s Obama…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsV2O4fCgjk

  8. Michael posts here?

    I’ve completely lost control of this place.

    What is this — IB Suck?

  9. The Hostages — started by mesablue and Wickedpinto.

    Now, the romper room for social retards.

    Yeah, about what I expected.

  10. LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT AND YOU’LL FIND A GM OR CHRYSLER CAR, OOOOOOWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    Coming up next, whatever doctor I think you should listen to and who will soon get a syndicated talk show…

  11. I like how the front of that crowd was all a bunch of dancers and extras while everyone else just stood there.

    I weep for my home town.

    First Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones and now this.

  12. Michael — I love you.

    Not about you.

  13. The Jeff post, that is.

    Those who know will find it. I hope.

  14. Honestly, WTF is up with the dancing? There’s a chick in the very front like she’s leading it all.

  15. I couldn’t watch it all, of course, because I reached my black eyed peas limit. I need to go wash my ears out with something now …

  16. Ah, much better.

  17. My son just told me this on is better.

  18. I think Michael needs a music intervention. Yesterday it was Miley ….

  19. Boooooooooooooooo on Oprah!

  20. Honestly, I hate Oprah. I mean, not just her politics. Oprah is everything about women that I hate.

  21. Mesa’s gone to bed, but in the other thread he mentioned Cony Island.

    I’ve been to both. Lafayette and American. If I recall, one served chili fries, and the other had a better coney.

    LOL.

    The joints are owed (or were) by cousins- and they are right next door to each other. To be a “true Detroiter” you have to have a favorite.

  22. Ok, I’m done talking to myself.

  23. ‘Feel good’ orchestrated by a bunch of hired dancers. How Obamaesque.

  24. Someone should push this post down.

    It was just a late night joke with Sean.

  25. I had a fish like that in my aquarium, it is a emperor angle or Pomacanthus imperator
    they are hideously expensive to buy full grown and they are hideously hard to grow from a juvenile to adult in a home aquarium.

  26. It is Wed Michael
    jewstin will be along with the HHD poat soon. Then we will have to look at guys for the rest of the day.

  27. nice fish

  28. Sorry Michael. Jewstin’s HHD post is prolly HOURS away. You must live with the shame.

    Honestly, though, does anyone have an explanation for that stupid dance dealo they were doing? Is anyone supposed to believe that was some sort of spontaneous event?

  29. I bet they practiced for about two hours before it got filmed.

  30. Michael posts here?

    It was just so sad that no one was reading the stuff he wrote at his place. I just wanted to give him access to a wider audience.

  31. Nice fish, indeed.

  32. If that video were a person, I would tie it to a chair and take my needlenose vise-grips and yank chunks of skin from it and record the screams and howls for a Hollween tape. Couldn’t even get half in.
    CLEANSER–
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZbdDDNz3c

  33. This poat has 1 thumbs up and 7 thumbs down. Which tells me that either one of you has a sick sense of humor. Either that or you need about 15 seconds of snuggle time with a fully functioning chainsaw.

  34. I’d like to filet and scale that fish, dip it in corn meal, and fry it up with some taters, yellow squash, and onions. Other than that, it’s fucking useless.

  35. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569770,00.html?test=latestnews

    Do not want.

  36. So.
    Started reading this post, not knowing who wrote it, and it went just like this:

    “…Oprah is actually a rather admirable…”

    Laura: OMG MICHAEL WROTE THIS POST.

    *scrolls down*

    Laura: Yep. That’s a beatin’.

    *reads comments*

    Yep.

  37. I’m glad you could tell lauraw. My first reaction was, what chick wrote this?

  38. I know, right??

  39. Start with Paul’s letter to the Romans. It’s real short, and it’s got all the theology you really need.

    Shoot, I can’t tease Michael now, he gave me advice and was sweet about it.

    DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

  40. Well, what chick………..or b-rad?

  41. An Orka post? Really? ALMOST makes me wish for the HHD post.

  42. Michael, please learn and report back, thanks.
    http://tinyurl.com/6maodt/

  43. >> My first reaction was, what chick wrote this?

    It was Michael.

  44. Oh please, PJ. Don’t be a goof.

    Hey, I met the guy, he flew a couple thousand miles to come to a party, he danced with me, and sent me perfume.

    I’ve checked with Amy Vanderbilt, and there ain’t nothing in there saying I can’t keep calling him a fag.

  45. “Pole-smoker” is ok too. After Labor Day.

  46. I’ve checked with Amy Vanderbilt, and there ain’t nothing in there saying I can’t keep calling him a fag.

    Fine……….Michael, :I have a song for you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8

  47. Frankly, I’m still in love with yesterday’s “hineypoker”.

  48. but as they say, “yesterday’s hineypoker is today’s pole smoker”.

  49. He’s a joker, he’s a toker, he’s a hiney-poker

  50. http://tinyurl.com/yzje2nn

  51. oh fuck I’m dying now! HAHAHAHA

  52. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569770,00.html?test=latestnews

    Do not want.

    Damn Dave, quit being such a hater. One of these days, in the not to distant future, those 71 year olds will look pretty good to you. Not that you’ll be able to do anything about it.

    How do I know this? Twenty years ago I didn’t know a single 50 y/o woman that I thought was attractive. Now I see them everywhere. It seems really weird to me to see a woman out with her little grand kids and think to myself, “Yes, I would.”

  53. 50 is the new 30 I hear.

    When people aren’t talking about me I mean.

  54. Batman’s gay?

    I suspected Robin. But never Batman.

    **takes Gaydar back to the dealer for diagnostic evaluation**

  55. Batman seeks advice?
    http://tinyurl.com/yzujrfm/

  56. It seems really weird to me to see a woman out with her little grand kids and think to myself, “Yes, I would.”

    Pervert! Oh wait, you were talking about the women….Never mind.

  57. You all love that video and just won’t admit it.

    I can tell.

  58. Yeah. I considered clarifying that statement but chose ambiguity instead.

    I’m definitely from the look but don’t touch school of pedophilia.

  59. dude, Robin is merely the first of many examples of Batman’s “issues”.

    It runs throughout the entire Batman mythology.

    Did I say “runs”? I meant “screams”.

    mybad

  60. and just won’t admit it

    Okay. I’ll admit it – you’re a hiney-poker.

  61. Hineypoker does not require a hyphen. It’s just like fuckface. Fuckface.

  62. No Dave, it’s very subtle. http://truckeo.com/trucks/files/2009/07/batman_squirt_gun.jpg

  63. PG: Or dickwad.

    Dickwad.

  64. He has “inner demons”. So he wears tights and a cape. He flies. One of the first Batman serials was called “Torch Song Trilogy”.

    Hel-looooo?

  65. OK, I know we hate Oprah’s politics, but Oprah is actually a rather admirable and likeable person,

    I can’t bash Michael – I don’t know him well enough to. This idea he sets out in his comment, though, makes me want to gag. Politics is all about relationships and responsibility – our relationship to the sovereign, the concepts govern our relationships with each other, the responsibilities we have to each other, to our environ, and to foreign entities. By embracing the Democrat philosophy, Oprah embraces the notion that we are responsible for our neighbors’ well-being, that the government has the right to subvert my natural rights and freedom of choice, that human life can be ended for the sake of convenience, that environmental “preservation” takes precedence over the lives of human beings. Given that Obama had no record of substance at the time of the election, by embracing Obama, Oprah embraced identity politics and ascribed an arbitrary value to you and me based on our races.

    “Politics aside”? Hogwash – there is no such thing. How do you interact with people whom you know to be looking down on you and to be working against what you believe to be your best interests? How do you treat them in a face-to-face encounter? Do you forget that?

    Politics are a ruler by which a person measures the value of themselves and others. Oprah may do things that you enjoy – she might ski, or gamble, or enjoy the company of tranny prostitutes for all I know. She may entertain you. But that doesn’t make her “likeable” or “admirable.” It makes her a scandalous wretch who enjoys recreation.

  66. Michael, please learn and report back, thanks.

    The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
    The Dude: Dude.
    The Big Lebowski: Huh?
    The Dude: Uhh… I don’t know sir.
    The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?
    The Dude: Hmmm… Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

  67. Heh. I’m a grump this morning. 😀

  68. >> I can’t bash Michael

    Oh yes you can! hahahaha.

    It’s ok. He’s got thick skin. Mostly in his forehead.

  69. Okrah and her fanboys can all kiss SeanM’s taint!

  70. “Okrah and her fanboys can all kiss SeanM’s taint!”

    Totally agree.

    Michael, pedal this BS at IB not here.

  71. It’s ok. He’s got thick skin. Mostly in his forehead.

    Okay. I read that as “foreskin”. And thought WTF? How does he know?
    Then I re-read it. Not as funny the second time…

  72. Michael deserves a severe beating around the head and neck…..and his vagina.

  73. Hey Scottw, I read over in the last thread or so that you went to school in Marietta, did you play baseball?

    I grew up in a suburb of Parkersburg, WV, downstream and across the river.

  74. Okrah and her fanboys

    And from that video at the top, its plain that everybody in the front is a plant. Or am I to believe that out of 100 to 200 people that worked their way to the front, there isn’t ONE that doesn’t know that dance routine? How blantantly fake is that?

  75. Jazz @ 10:32 = Grand Slam Walk Off Homerun

  76. Jazz: Heh. I’m a grump this morning

    Well, a dose of Oprah and Ellen Dengenerate should fix you right up, no?

  77. That Gwyneth Paltrow seems like such a wonderful person, regardless of her politics.

    http://tinyurl.com/6pjcam

    And despite her political persuasion, I really think Janeane Garafalo would be a fun person to spend time with.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz8w95r

  78. Hitting a grown man in his vagina may constitute a hate crime. Check your local ordinances first.

  79. I’m not sure Houston really counts as part of Texas.

    It’s more like the bad suburbs of New Orleans.

    HEY MICHAEL STFU

  80. I can’t wait for HHD to push Michael’s STUPID, POS post down.

    And the numerous stupid things Oprah does makes me want to kick MIchael in the poon. Has he ever heard of Obama? Guess who was pivotal in getting him pushed out into National Politics.

    And don’t get me started on Ekhart Tolle.

    Tip of the iceberg.

    Hey, Oprah, SHUT YOUR FAT FACE!!!!!!

  81. Mesa needs to pull Michael’s authorship privileges. This is a fucking embarrassment.

  82. Mesa needs to pull Michael’s authorship privileges. This is a fucking embarrassment.

    Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke post.

    Michael even admitted as much.

  83. Hostages’ Official Pinata: http://tinyurl.com/yjzjhfb

  84. I forgot the bat boy had the keys to the place nothing is as depressing as coming here and seeing a Michael post gag *runs to pule in toilet*

  85. that would be PUKE not pule

  86. BRING ON HHD

  87. Like anyone here ever reads the fucking posts anyway.

  88. Hey now, I don’t think Micheal tivo’s Oprah or nuthin.

    The View? Yeah.

  89. “Michael even admitted as much.”

    After he was shamed.

    hahahahahahahahahah

  90. you all realize that all of this hatred and vitriol only makes him stronger, right?

  91. “Like anyone here ever reads the fucking posts anyway.”

    You may have a point.

  92. Heh. It is a personal creed never to click on an Okrah link. Eveh.

    that would be PUKE not pule
    Puka in the toilet?

    I keed, of course!

  93. “you all realize that all of this hatred and vitriol only makes him stronger, right?”

    Wrong! It makes us stronger.

    KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. **says a quick thankful prayer that she’s not the only one who doesn’t read poats**

  95. Good morning, sons.

    Here’s some beefcake for you soohoo. Car will especially like this one.

    http://tinyurl.com/dasuex

  96. “Hostages’ Official Pinata: http://tinyurl.com/yjzjhfb

    Where’s my candy?

  97. Michael shows us as he gets “stronger”

    http://tinyurl.com/nseokq

  98. “Michael shows us as he gets “stronger”
    http://tinyurl.com/nseokq

    LOL

  99. Where’s my candy?

    Come over here. I have some candy for you, little girl.

  100. Mommy said not to pet stray dogs.

  101. compos,

    You are a sick, twisted individual. You should be banned from polite company (which is why you are here, I guess).

  102. Wiser – Screw you! I won’t be one of your sycophants!

  103. OK, after that POS, I don’t want to hear any bellyachin’ about my poats, bitches.

  104. Want to come help me find my puppy?

  105. And for the record, Detroit coneys are pale immitations of the real thing.

    Angelos, Scottis, The Starlight, The Olympic.

    I hate going home, but I do love the food.

  106. BiW – you’d kick if you was hung with a new rope. STFU

  107. “Want to come help me find my puppy”

    MCPO, GET YOUR SHOTGUN THERE IS A RABID DOG HERE!!!!!

  108. Dirty Dog. Not rabid, dirty. And practiced in the arts of deception….

  109. You lost a puppy, AD??

  110. BiW – you’d kick if you was hung with a new rope. STFU

    AD, you need to take cosmos’s dick out of your mouth before you address me. Its too hard to understand you, otherwise.

    And here’s a breath mint. Use it. Please.

  111. cozmo that guy freaks me out. Why did he do that to himself? Do you think he was tired of being t he scrawny red head and decided to beef up? If that is the case then he needs to shave his head. I really dont get him at all.

  112. Wiser – Screw you! I won’t be one of your sycophants!

    OOooo….grrrrrr…..hmmmmm….oooooo…..

    buddy, you are soooooo close to going on the list……..

    THIS IS THE HOSTAGES!!!!!! THOU SHALT KISS MY ASS!!!!!

  113. Michael shows us as he gets “stronger”

    Hah!

  114. I have never prayed for HHD before, but I will give it a try.

    Dear god,

    Oprah loves Satan and makes my soul feel all burny. Please send hunky manses for teh ‘Gettes soon so she will go away and I will not go to hell. Please hurry. Before noon would be real good.

    Thank you.
    Love,
    Jazz

  115. THOU SHALT KISS MY ASS!!!!!

    Will a rocksalt kiss work?

  116. Love that video, Lauraw.

  117. You lost a puppy, AD??

    No. I was just trying some of the pedophilla pickup lines that BiW confessed to using.

  118. Y’all stay away from that pinata candy. I ate some of it and had this powerful urge to swallow a summer sausage whole. I don’t really understand where it came from, but it scared me.

  119. “I really dont get him at all.”

    I don’t get his use of eyeliner and other make-up (even when he’s not on stage).

    He builds up his body but feminizes him face. Weird.

  120. ” I ate some of it and had this powerful urge to swallow a summer sausage whole. ”

    HA!!

  121. Wiser’s still waiving that list around?
    *takes list from Wiser and Wiserbud’s fingers, starts reading*

    …castinettes, rubber fist, 5 gallons of Wesson oil,…

    Ghaaa!!!!

  122. And BiW? That’s not a breath mint. That’s the de-odorizer from the urinal. I thought your breath smelled funny – you already had one, didn’t you?

  123. Mare – Is it really that hard to understand? I think not.

  124. No. I was just trying some of the pedophilla pickup lines that BiW confessed to using.

    Your jealosy burns strong, young Skywalker. Give in to your hate. Embrace the Dark Side.

  125. Breath mints, urinal de-oderizers. Made in the same factory. Same production line. Little known fact.

  126. MCPO, it’s like Andrew Sullivan, right?

  127. It’s more like those East German gymnists from the 70’s.

  128. Why did he do that to himself?

    There are some serious psychological misfirings there. He’s a steroid using, side show freak.

  129. Mare – Yup.

  130. Why did he do that to himself?

    Danny Bonaduce is his role model?

  131. I can’t offer anyone a shower, but there is a new poat up.

  132. Red hair is a marker for mental illness. I have been saying this for years and you people just do not listen.

  133. My little bros wife is a redhead. And I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole. He seems to tolerate her nicely though.

  134. Lauraw, mental illness is a feature, not a flaw.

  135. Red hair is a marker for mental illness.

    Actually, it’s a marker for Neanderthal genetic mixing with homo-sapiens. Sorta of like the creature at the end of “Alien Resurrection” .

  136. *takes list from Wiser and Wiserbud’s fingers, starts reading*

    That’ll learn ya.

  137. where are the hunks?

  138. opposite of hunks

    http://tinyurl.com/pxxjml

  139. Hey Mesa just in case you are here do NOT listen to Michael about Houston he doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground

  140. he doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground

    He doesn’t know shit from Shinola.

  141. Fuck Oprah she spreads the ideas of the idiots based upon good feelings and unicorns. No science no logic no shit. Fuck her.


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