Sunday Steatopygia for Slubberdegullions

I’m not sure who I’m gonna call but I know who I’m not calling.

Goatsebusters

 

Have you had your daily does of Prisencolinensinainciusol yet?  Here you go.

 

Would you like fries with that?

piu - mcdonald

 

It’s almost Halloween.  Here are some ways to celebrate the season by having your wife or girlfriend hate you.

 

Hahahahahaha.

chive - dicks

STFU

327 Comments

  1. This is the best post in the history of mankind.

  2. That pic of Ronald McD with boobies…that was scarier than anythiing in the GF scary pranks vid!

    That makes me want to go get some bleach for my eyes, or an Absolut–neat.

  3. Oh, and I gave it a thumbs down, Rosabonita.

    Xbrad confided in me that you like it when all your poats get thumbs down.

  4. This abortion doesn’t even deserve to be called a poat.

  5. My husband would NEVER pull shit like that on me. He fears the reflex-foo. That and he has a kind heart.

    I agree on the clown, cyn. Brrr..

  6. I agree with Cyn, although the pranks vid was good. The Consumer Square pic was good, too.

    Here are two more candidates, Rosie. I’m not going to update your post – you’re gonna own it like Democrats own Obamacare:

    http://tinyurl.com/6htc5f

    and

    http://tinyurl.com/ygklrpa

  7. Rosetta has an obvious desire to star in a musical.

  8. I wonder how Tat is coming along with moving out of Satan’s house. I know she was in a hurry to get out of there.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPjylGk-nU

  9. Rosetta’s first starring role in a musical. He’s so proud.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-bOuR9l_HY

  10. This was from the last poat, Rosie, and has nothing to do with jokes. Seriously – I’m not effing around anymore. You really need to see this. It made my morning. Cyn liked it, too, if that means anything – and I’m actually invoking Cyn’s name to prove I’m not effing around. Novel, huh, Cyn – getting used for your character? 😉

    Anyway, enjoy.

  11. I just stopped Mr. Beasn from climbing on the roof because my sinus is killing me, my knees hurt, and I don’t want to have to call in sick to work tomorrow if he falls off. Plus life insurance is finite.

    Oh yeah, and I don’t want to see him in a mangled heap. The part of the roof he wants to look at is 3 stories high (walk-out is over there) and steep.

  12. I love the smell of being used in the morning.

  13. Before or after bathing?

  14. I watched that Jazz. I’m so cynical, that all I can say is, talk is cheap. Lets see them put those words to action.

  15. Good call on stopping Mr. Beasn. Even roofers are a-skeerd to go up three stories. Plus you’d probably get your pay docked for missing work.

  16. Before or after bathing?

    Um, yes.

  17. Plus you’d probably get your pay docked for missing work.

    That, and I can’t find the number I would need to call. He has already climbed in to the attic space and saw the water stains. Nothing he can do about it. Climbing on the roof is just inviting trouble. The Fates. They laugh at me.

  18. Perhaps an even more scary pic of R McD.
    http://tinyurl.com/yw4bz6

  19. Climbing on the roof is just inviting trouble.

    Call out some roofers for bids; they usually don’t charge you. Let them fall to become a heaping mass of jelloy flesh.

  20. Why does Mr. Beasn want to ride the razor’s edge, beasn? What’s so cool up on the roof?

    Your comment made me think of this, BTW:

    http://tinyurl.com/7evbqf

    Thanks, beasn! I really love that song and haven’t thought of it in a very long time. 😉

  21. That is a nice Sunday morning tune, Jazz. Listening now.

  22. That JT vid has some great audio.

  23. Hey Cuff–how’s the day treating you?

    So have you started writing your popper pooper story? Might make a classic followup to Compos’ masterpiece.

  24. Oh, and I gave it a thumbs down, Rosabonita.

    YAY!!!!

    Xbrad confided in me that you like it when all your poats get thumbs down.

    Don’t ever listen to that dumbass.

  25. I watched that Jazz. I’m so cynical, that all I can say is, talk is cheap. Lets see them put those words to action.

    I understand your skepticism, and ultimately, I share it. The fact that a Dem is calling out other Dems on the record in THEIR house is a red-letter day, though (not Red-letter day like May Day, either) and the reason I guess I’m so excited about it. At least one is getting it – and the one has 30 years of association with them, so he’s not a neophyte; he’s entrenched in their ranks and should carry some weight. ‘-) I have to be honest, though – I fully expect Cali to go completely tits-up and drag a good part of the rest of the country under with it.

  26. I think this might be a mandetory link given Rosetta’s first pic. The audio is teh suck, but the video is old so STFU–you’re old too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xfwz2TRGss

  27. Here are two more candidates, Rosie. I’m not going to update your post – you’re gonna own it like Democrats own Obamacare:

    http://tinyurl.com/6htc5f

    and

    http://tinyurl.com/ygklrpa

    Hahahahaha. Douche.

  28. Don’t ever listen to that dumbass.

    Yeah, you’re probably right, but I’ve kinda gotten used to him. Sort of like the toenail fungus that won’t go away.

  29. Cyn, improving or exceeding compos’s legend is just crazy talk, that’s what that is.

    As for my day, the masterbath projects are finished. New towel racks/rings, TP holder, robe hooks, doorknob — DONE.

    Next up is the same stuff for the guest bath. Plus hanging its motherfucking door.

    Then … call the bank and refi this sumbitch to capture all this equity improvement (hopefully). New kitchen and 3 new baths.

  30. That JT vid has some great audio.

    When I was in college, I took a music appreciation class. Most of it revolved around classical music. Our final exam was to go to two concerts and write reports on them. One concert had to be a classical variant – symphony, opera, chamber music… whatever. The other could be anything we wanted. I chose a JT concert for my second, but I worked second shift, so I couldn’t go. I gave my brother the tickets and wrote my report based on a 10 minute recap with him and the newspaper review I read in our local daily. I got an A for the course, but I’ve always regretted not being able to go. It’s the only time I’ve ever bought JT tickets. Our largest venue here was still very small back then, so it was a pretty intimate concert, and my brother to this day says it was one of the best shows he’s ever seen.

  31. That Ronald McDonald ain’t got nuthin on BK.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nopKDuydRo

  32. I think this might be a mandetory link given Rosetta’s first pic.

    I couldn’t make it past the first four seconds.

    For you, Cyn:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXwPrN5xnTc

  33. Anyway, enjoy.

    That’s awesome.

    It’s an unfortunate testament to how much bullshit we hear from politicians that when we hear one speak a simple truth, it’s like he cured cancer or something.

    Kudos to that guy for seeing the elephant in the room and saying, “hey, look at that fucking elephant.”

  34. The Fates. They laugh at me.
    So do I everytime I see you on the PoL page. Don’t blame me, blame Rosie. Shit, I just looked again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  35. I think this might be a mandetory link given Rosetta’s first pic. The audio is teh suck, but the video is old so STFU–you’re old too.

    Hahahahaha. I like when you get lippy, Cyn.

  36. HAHAHA! Jazz!! I swear I’m hearing, “Fuck You Perry the Platypus”!!

  37. What’s shakin’ and bakin’ my funky monkey peeps?!? I have to say this poat brought me much amusement. Even the blind squirrel gets a nut once in awhile.

  38. That Ronald McDonald ain’t got nuthin on BK.</i?

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That's the GREATEST EVER!!!!!

  39. While that unhung door may haunt you Cuffy, I think you’ll find that it may come in handy on occasion. http://tinyurl.com/yg2b3pa

  40. Oh, and BTW, GO PACK GO!!

  41. While that unhung door may haunt you Cuffy, I think you’ll find that it may come in handy on occasion. http://tinyurl.com/yg2b3pa

    How’s an espresso machine on sawhorses going to help?

  42. STFU BrewFan!!

    The Packers suck monkey balls.

  43. Haven’t you ever wanted to entertain your quilt-club guests outdoors with an espresso machine on a poor un-hung door? See, now the Cuffster is all set 🙂

  44. Why does Mr. Beasn want to ride the razor’s edge, beasn? What’s so cool up on the roof?

    The last two times it has rained, water spots have appeared on my daughter’s ceiling. He went up in the attic and says the roof looks fine from underneath…that the water stains he sees are coming down the wall. So something on the side perhaps has moved.

  45. “You know what ghosts don’t like? A hit hit song about how you are not afraid of them.”

    Stay with it until Ray Parker Jr. shows up — one of the few funny bits from SNL recently:

    http://tinyurl.com/ygn6gvb

  46. I have to be honest, though – I fully expect Cali to go completely tits-up and drag a good part of the rest of the country under with it.

    You mean it hasn’t yet? Part of the problem is that our side has no leadership or has misplaced their balls. Past time to stand up and beat their asses. Loudly.

  47. The Packers suck monkey balls.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjr9owk

  48. He went up in the attic and says the roof looks fine from underneath…that the water stains he sees are coming down the wall.

    Still might be a roof problem unfortunately. Torn roof paper (underlayment) underneath shingles finding a path of least resistance, down the slope, then follows a framing member to drip onto daughter’s ceiling.

  49. Hey rosetta, I found a picture of me on my wedding night.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjr6qlk

  50. Still might be a roof problem unfortunately.

    Oh yes. We are still having a roofer come out to look.

  51. The Packers suck monkey balls.

    Not when Brett Favre was with them.

    Go Vikings!!

  52. Smart move, beasn.

  53. I’ve been at work since nine this morning haven’t done one. goddammed. thing. Not one, other than play here and email my cousin. Fuckity fuckity fuck. I wanted to be gone by now.

  54. That pic always cracks me up, beasn!!

    Is that still your POL pic?

  55. I know the feeling Jazz. I worked my ass off yesterday and today I’m just pooped. I have a stack of my mom’s hospital and doctor bills that are beginning to glare at me.

  56. Go Vikings!!

    You’re breaking my heart Cyn! Well, we’ll always have the Sun Devils.

  57. HAHAHA..yes it is, cyn. Rosetta made it my PoL.

    I can’t find any recent pictures of me that don’t look similar to that lovely butterfly.

    Jazz, I should be getting stuff done around here, but my sinus is killing me. If I bend over it makes me want to puke.

  58. WOOOOOT!!
    Deaaaaa Vuuullllls!
    Deaaaaa Vuuullllls!

  59. Happy St. Crispin’s Day, Morons.

    Oh, and Happy Birfday to me.

  60. Is Tucker here? Or in PoL? (I don’t have a key yet – Rosie just sent me a crappygram telling me to send my pic in again.) I just saw a post under Cuffy’s name at Pajama’s Media claiming that Tuck’s a she. I always thought Cuff was a he. Can someone disabuse me of my confusion? Or is Tuck our own Caster Semenya?

  61. Happy Birthday, xbrad!!!

  62. Hey rosetta, I found a picture of me on my wedding night.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjr6qlk

    Hahahahahaha.

    EMAIL ME A FRIGGIN’ PICTURE ALREADY!!!!

  63. **oh shit. scrounges in desk for a gift for xbrad…old gum wrapper…broken pencil lead…glue stick…cigarette butt (how’d that get in there?)…dried out magic marker***

    Hi Brad!! Happy Birthday!! I picked this out especially for you!!
    http://tinyurl.com/yk7t2sd

  64. EMAIL ME A FRIGGIN’ PICTURE ALREADY!!!!

    I’VE GOT A HEADACHE, A SOFA FULL OF LAUNDRY, AND I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR TONIGHT!!!

    When am I going to have time to look for one I ask you?

  65. Jazz, ever heard the term “Ladyboy?”

    Say hi to Cuffy.,

  66. How was your trip back, zbrad?

  67. Cuffy is male.

  68. HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY XBRAD!!!!

  69. Cuffy is male.

    And almost of age 😉

  70. Happy Birthday Xbrad.

  71. Cuffy has a little fish.

  72. Don’t forget to make a wish!
    http://tinyurl.com/yfsjzul

  73. I just saw a post under Cuffy’s name at Pajama’s Media claiming that Tuck’s a she.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

  74. Nuts. I have this collection and someone just emailed me, offering me $150 more than the last offer for one of these things. I’m getting porn.

  75. Cuffy is male.

    That’s what I thought! Check the first post out here:

    http://tinyurl.com/yzqvrys

    Hahahahahahaha!

  76. Umm, I mean, could you please point me to that post, Jazz? I don’t want some bee-atch usurping my handle.

  77. I’m still in the desert. But it is a beautiful day. And not too hot. Probably won’t get much above 90 today.

    So I get up, grab a cup of coffee, and plop down in front of the telly, and Mom comes in and hands me a list of about 40 chores and asks if I can do them today.

    No.

    Why not?

    Uh, Sunday is a day of rest? I’m busy trying to build callouses on my asscheeks from sitting on it all day? I’m on strike? I’m a union guy?

  78. Cuffster leads the pack in the 3rd and a Half Annual Monthly Hostages Beer Run Competition with Rosetta just a foot behind.
    http://tinyurl.com/m6upa6

  79. When am I going to have time to look for one I ask you?

    Listen, fat head, take your camera, give it to Mr. Beasn or one of your kids, have them take a picture of you holdinng a stupid guinea pig, download that to your computer and then email it to me.

    2 minutes. Tops.

    *slaps Beasn upside the head*

  80. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    *gasp*

    Bwahahahahahahahahah!

    *ahem*

    Sorry. It’s really not funny. Seriously – you have a reputation through your site. It’s not funny. . . But yeah, it kinda is, too. Too bad PJM doesn’t use hashes like Ace’s.

  81. Interesting. So is there an internet custom about telling someone to stop using a nickname if you’ve had dibs on it for-fucking-ever? Seriously, I’ve been using this CM name since about 1999.

  82. Cuffy, I think the accepted protocol is to set the offender on fire, AND slip a horse head into their bed.

  83. Nuts. I have this collection and someone just emailed me, offering me $150 more than the last offer for one of these things. I’m getting porn.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    TMI

  84. Are you going to do anything fun for your birthday, tank girl?

    Are you home or at your momma’s house?

  85. I’ve been using this CM name since about 1999.

    Maybe she’s using her real name?

    Or it’s an old girlfriend who vowed to stalk you when you broke up with her in 1983?

  86. I’m at Casa Mamma.

    No plans for today. My happy time today is just this, hanging with you ‘tards.

  87. Interesting. So is there an internet custom about telling someone to stop using a nickname if you’ve had dibs on it for-fucking-ever? Seriously, I’ve been using this CM name since about 1999.

    I’ve seen this happen a couple of times. What I’ve seen looked like a schizophrenic episode – there were competing posts from what looked like the same account where one contributor is calling out the other under what looked like the exact same moniker. It can get kind of hard to follow.

    It really is serious, and I shouldn’t laugh like that. I’m sorry, Cuffy. Yours was the first time I encountered the name – how’d you come by it? It sounds like something you made up, but I’m not ubiquitously well-informed on literature, music, news, or anything else.

    I guess maybe I’d post a request to cease and desist with a link to my blog the reason.

  88. Maybe she’s using her real name?

    Nah, it’s a literary character (and male). I thought it was too obscure for anyone else to pick up way back when I picked it.

  89. Hell, I’ve never read Ayn Rand and I know where the Cufster got her nic…

  90. It would be weird for a chick to use that name – Cuffy Meigs was a tough guy.

    Till he got blowed up.

  91. HAH – never read Atlas Shrugged. It explains my ignorance (in part).

  92. Which one of you f*ckers messed with my post?

  93. Cuffster leads the pack in the 3rd and a Half Annual Monthly Hostages Beer Run Competition with Rosetta just a foot behind.

    http://tinyurl.com/m6upa6

    Unfortunately none of those women were fast enough to outrun ugly.

  94. Why aren’t you bastages over here helping me move?

  95. Ugly is a relative thing…

    Trust me. I know. I have ugly relatives.

  96. Which one of you f*ckers messed with my post?

    *slips out back door*

  97. I don’t want to alarm you cuffy, but I did some computer searching and found that not only is someone using your name, but that your POL picture has made it to the interwebz too.
    http://tinyurl.com/yzktepp

  98. Actually, I though Cuffy was just fucking with the readers over there. I really didn’t think someone would have half inched his name.

  99. Listen, fat head, take your camera, give it to Mr. Beasn or one of your kids, have them take a picture of you

    I have a headache…my sinuses. It’s making my eyes all puffy.

    holdinng a stupid guinea pig,

    CROSSED THE LINE!!!

    *tackles Rosetta and does this on his fat nekkid scalp -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs *

  100. I can now never see the word “Pinch” without automatically thinking the word “Loaf”. Have I been hanging around here too long already?

  101. “Pinch a loaf” has been part of my vocab since I was a kid. Don’t worry, Cyn – after a few years, you’ll dissociate.

  102. I left a nice note over at PJM.

    Do you realize how hard it is to switch from Hostage commenting to “normal” commenting? I nearly told her to STFU.

  103. So, this douchebag comes into Starbucks just now with his hawt girlfriend, who happens to be on crutches.

    They get their drinks, and head out. Doucheboy goes out the door and lets it slam right into the chick’s face. While she’s on crutches.

    How fucking hard is it to hold a fucking door for a cripple?

  104. I nearly told her to STFU.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I bet you make her cry, Cuffy.

  105. (awaiting moderation…)

  106. I left a nice note over at PJM.

    Where, Cuffster? I don’t see it.

    Do you realize how hard it is to switch from Hostage commenting to “normal” commenting? I nearly told her to STFU.

    I frequent very few sites where I have to adhere to polite custom. I do have one or two, though, and it IS hard.

  107. *tackles Rosetta and does this on his fat nekkid scalp -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs *

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YAY!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/392lov

  108. *sits in corner crying*

    *plots revenge for being ignored*

  109. STFU, Tat.

    There’s no crying in baseball moving.

  110. *sits next to TI*

    Don’t cry, TI!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/68nmsw

  111. Mesablue, please check email.

    According to hubby, another thing you can do to make your move less expensive is to price out how much it would be to rent the trailer an extra day or two and leave it in another state. Sometimes the cost savings is enormous, because you’re taking advantage of the local problems of supply/ demand. They don’t have to pay someone else to bring it back to where it is desperately needed, you get great rate.

    As he said in the previous thread, he rented a 26-ft Penske truck (better equipment than Uhaul by far), paid $300 and ran it 4000 miles, just by leaving it in New Jersey instead of CT. Those unlimited mileage deals are great for certain jobs…he heh. We don’t make a habit of it.

  112. STFU, Tat.

    There’s no crying in baseball moving.

    You STFU, meany-head

    *takes pictures of the brutal bruises on my arm from moving shit yesterday*

  113. *pats Tattoo on the head*

    If’n I were up your way, Mr. beasn and I would help. We would bring our truck too.

    Are you all moved in or mid moved in or not even begun to move in?

  114. I’ve got some stuff shifted over. Gonna move the big stuff (bed, dresser, bookcases etc. today and the rest of the piddly stuff today and tomorrow afternoon. It won’t be that bad if my brother and his damned friend will just get here so we can get started.

  115. *picks up box of Tattoo’s crap to help out*

    *drops box, breaks dishes*

  116. {starts popping all of Tat’s bubblewrap — POP POP POP}

  117. Tat, I had to move my shit all the time when I was in the Army. Hell, in 30 months in Germany, I lived on three different posts and probably a dozen different rooms. And I had to move my shit all by my lonesome each time.

  118. Are you sad about your name, Cuffy?

    {glum}

  119. I left a nice note over at PJM.

    I just went over there to look too and somekind of popup for antivirus came up and I couldn’t close it. *sigh* Running virus check now, dammit. Just what I wanted to do.

  120. *starts making lasagna so Tats won’t starve*

  121. TittyWeb Jenkins is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take it away!!

  122. Next time we move, I’m dousing everything in gasoline and lighting it.

  123. **calls dominoes pizza for Tat’s moving day munchies and tries to decide which hostage’s credit card to use**

  124. We’re having lasagna tonight too, Beasn!!!

  125. My comment is in moderation, but here it is:

    To the “Cuffy Meigs” in Comment #1:

    Could you please choose a new handle for yourself?

    I know it’s a lot to ask, but I have been blogging under that name for the past 3 years at Perfunction and have kind of a “brand” with that handle among the right side of the blogosphere (i.e. several ‘lanches from top blogs like Instapundit, HotAir, National Review, Ace of Spades). I realize it’s a literary reference and very much in the public domain, but I’d hate for there to be any confusion between your comments and my own very well-established blog identity.

    Much thanks,

    Cuffy Meigs
    perfunction.typepad.com

    PS: STFU

  126. That video is seriously disturbing.

  127. TittyWeb Jenkins is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take it away!!

    Funny. That’s exactly what I pictured that Ace does on weekends.

  128. Does 80s music make anyone here nostalgic at all? I hated it at the time, but sure like hearing a lot of stuff that I really didn’t like back then.

  129. MOM!!!

    CUFFY’S TRYING TO START A BLOGWAR!!!! WITH HIMSELF@@!!!

    WWMcKD?

  130. PS: STFU

    Nice touch, but you forgot the smiley-face.

  131. Cuffy, will you link to where you left that comment?

  132. PS: STFU

    Hahahahaahahahahahah!

  133. another thing you can do to make your move less expensive is to price out how much it would be to rent the trailer an extra day or two and leave it in another state.

    Hmm, I’ll have to check on that.

    I checked out the site that you sent me and price wise it wouldn’t save anything compared to doing it myself — going too far. Leaving the trailer somewhere else could, though.

  134. Jazz, I love crappy 80’s music.

  135. Cuffy, I really am sorry about laughing. It was funny when I thought you were dicking around, and I don’t think I was over it when you figured it out.

  136. mesa, steal a truck, load it up and then move.

    You only have to buy gas and you can then just leave the truck anywhere you want.

  137. Jazz, I love crappy 80’s music.

    Here’s a whole mess o’ fun for you, xbrad: http://www.80smusicvids.com/

  138. Urban Dictionary is not me either. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?

    Here’s the PJM site where my comment awaits moderation, Rosie:

    http://tinyurl.com/yg5oanl

  139. I authored one entry at UrbanDictionary.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ofb

  140. Xbrad, I’ve moved my shit by myself 4 different times.

  141. HAHAHAHA..just went downstairs to get the laundry folded but beasnette is passed out on the sofa. (she went to a sleepover last night)

    So I got my lasagna recipe instead. Easy and tasty. Take note Tatto, this was the recipe that Princess Bernie posted.

    1# ground beef
    3 1/2 c spaghetti sauce (I use Contadina tomato sauce)
    1 1/2 c water
    2 c ricotta cheese
    3 c mozarella
    1/2 c parmesan
    2 eggs
    1/4 c parsley
    1 tsp salt
    1/4 tsp pepper
    8 oz lasagna noodles (uncooked)

    Simmer meat, sauce, water for 10 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients.
    Pour 1 cup of sauce in bottom of 13 x 9 dish.
    Layer 3 pieces lasagna
    Cover with 1 1/2 c sauce.
    Spread 1/2 cheese filling
    Repeat layer lasagna
    Repeat 1 1/2 c sauce
    Repeat cheese filling.
    Top with layer of lasagna and remaining sauce.
    Cover with foil, bake for 1 hour at 350 degrees.

  142. Buy the insurance, mesa, and then set it on fire when you’re done.

  143. I just noticed that there is another Rosetta that has authored some bullshit at UrbanDictionary.

  144. Ok, that didn’t work — it was more.

    I just need to try to get down to the one size smaller trailer — it’s almost half the price.

  145. I already have that link bookmarked, Jazz.

    That was the only place I could find a vid of David and David’s “Welcome to the Boomtown”

  146. then set it on fire when you’re done.

    Other than getting to watch a trailer burn, what do I get out of that?

    Dur.

  147. Cuffy, what are the odds that you made the other comment when you were really drunk?

  148. I just noticed that there is another Rosetta that has authored some bullshit at UrbanDictionary.

    Now you know how I feel — violated.

    {sobs in the shower}

    {shoots Jeff Bridges after I find his incriminating typewriter}

  149. xbrad, the CD from which “Welcome to the Boomtown” comes is excellent.

    If you’ve never listened to the entire thing, you should check it.

    And then STFU.

  150. I’ll hunt around for it when I get a more regular internet connection.

    I’m pissed. Last time I was here, I was able to leech off a neighbor fairly well. Now their wireless router is up and running, but has not internet connectivity.

  151. Hahahaha! Stupid neighbors with their shitty internet connection that I can’t swipe!

  152. Cuffy your comment is up

  153. The internet should be free for everyone like healthcare. And Ferraris.

  154. I’m just as pissed by the next door neighbors, who have a secure wireless and can’t find the fucking password.

  155. Cuffy, almost 30 moderated comments were released and yours isn’t in them. Dammit.

  156. your comment is up twice in fact, once with your website and once without.

  157. And it’s there now, and I look foolish. 🙂

  158. Jazz, STFU.

  159. Oooooo, ooooo, ooooo — I’ve achieved a new troll milestone: I have a fucking pedo defending those gross Brooke Shields pics!

    http://tinyurl.com/yfcfdln

  160. Cuffy, you should have added, ” . . . Plus, it’s a masculine name and I’m endowed with a huge cock. You just don’t measure up.”

  161. your comment is up twice in fact, once with your website and once without.

    Yeah, I thought my url threw my first one in the spambucket so I reposted without it. ooops.

  162. You should post it a third time for fun.

  163. Cuffy put together a new video…

  164. I think we should all cut and paste cuffy’s comment into the comments. Spam the damn thing so they know Cuffy has a little support.

  165. I wouldn’t spam the place too much. Then PJM might think the real cuffy is just bullshiting with his geeky friends from a dodge ball team.

  166. Too late.

    But then, I’m not all that concerned. Cuffy’s got a spare nickname.

  167. That comment #67 at the cuffy-name-stealing-site had the same bullshit with the fake infection that it pulled on me! I may not be frequenting pajama’s media if they’re going to host that kind of shit.

  168. I think we should all just cut to the chase and blame Jazz.

  169. **hands on hips with a very stern look to the west, using his full name now**

    What did you do, Mr. Bradley McSmartypants Tankman?!

  170. I cut and pasted his comment and said to “Leave Cuffy Alone”

  171. And I pushed a fat chick out of the way to get another venti Mocha.

  172. I think we should all just cut to the chase and blame Jazz.

    That would be awesome!!!

  173. Hey Cuff, wasn’t your wife getting a bit concerned about your internet time?
    Hmmmmm???

  174. This happens to me all of the time…

    And, I don’t own a dog.

  175. MOM!!! BRAD PUSHED ROSETTA OUT OF THE COFFEE LINE AGAIN!!

  176. If you tell the barristas at Starbucks that it’s your birthday, you get a free mufiin and free coffee.

  177. Wife’s out shopping, so I get to play. Bonus: she’s bringing back beer.

  178. So the cripple chick and douchebag b/f came back and finished their coffees. They were leaving again as I went out to smoke.

    And the fucker let the door close in her face again. So I opened the door and held it open for her. She was pitifully grateful. But declined to gimme a hummer. Bitch.

  179. Cuffy, what’s your favorite beer?

  180. [[Picture for above my bed]]]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Poor MesaBlue: Stalked by ugly policemen where ever he goes!

  181. If you tell the barristas at PizzaHutTacoBell that it’s your birthday, you get free nacho cheeze product sauce on your pizza.

  182. Favorite? With it getting cooler out, Guiness. For cussing at doors, mowing the yard, and smashing my fingers, Bud Select.

  183. So I opened the door and held it open for her. She was pitifully grateful. But declined to gimme a hummer. Bitch.

    Maybe next time don’t unzip your pants as you’re being chilvarous.

  184. chilvarous = chivalrous.
    Gaa. Just in case there’s a spellchecker in here.

  185. Cyn, I asked, and even said please.

  186. That fucking PJM site just tried to pull that malware shit on me, too.

    JAAAAAAZZZZ!

  187. Cyn, I asked, and even said please.

    Please? Really??

    Bitch.

  188. Please Miss, may i have anotherhummer?

  189. It’s like common courtesy is dead in America.

    I blame Bush.

  190. That fucking PJM site just tried to pull that malware shit on me, too.

    I see that the site was whirring away in another tab. Just closed THAT fucker. I was waiting to see if Brad’s comment was going to get poated. Not gonna risk it.

  191. You get anything from mom for your birthday, xbrad, I mean other than the list of chores? Card? A gift? This?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_WqicWcHg

  192. I didn’t have any problems there before, but I’m not gonna go back and try to catch any malware. I don’t care that much about that comment.

  193. Hey TGSG. Wahtsnew?

  194. **shit. now that ice-cream-and-cakey-cake song is going to be in my head for the next three days**

  195. I got nuttin’ for my birfday, and was told I better like it.

  196. Well, now I see that Reynolds Instalanched that PJM post (is that how you found it, Jazz?). Soooo, at least my little flag-planting might get some eyeballs… Whatever. I’m not going back to get a virus.

  197. That fucking PJM site just tried to pull that malware shit on me, too.

    JAAAAAAZZZZ!

    Run some decent malaware and adware, you cheap, lazy bastards.

  198. I have PJM on my RSS feed, Cuffy, but yes, I actually got there through Reynolds’ site.

  199. Run some decent malaware and adware, you cheap, lazy bastards.

    Hey! I’ve got excellent software, I’ll have you know!

  200. Heh – I baited (not “‘bated,” you fools) some dude playing a lawyer there. Curious to see if he swallows the chum.

  201. Fucking Favre.

    All they had to do was lose within 4 and instead he throws an interception for a touchdown with a minute left.

  202. “software” is code for bewbs, right?

    Right?

  203. Brett Favre is making my software unhappy.

  204. OK, play time’s up, time to finish that other bathroom. bbl

  205. I would have been perfect for the early games (one push).

  206. Cyn, sittin here pondering whether or not to send Xbrad anything for his birfday, readin some shite and enjoying a PB&J sammich for lunch. jew?

  207. This thread started awesome but has turned into a steaming pile of turd.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    EVIL CUUUUUUUFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

  208. Off to work.

  209. Favorite? With it getting cooler out, Guiness. For cussing at doors, mowing the yard, and smashing my fingers, Bud Select.

    Bud Select is good mass consumption beer unlike Everclear.

  210. I’m somewhat askeerd to think what TGSG might send me for my B’day.

    Hobo head in a box?

    Dead cat?

    Roadkill possum?

    Trailblazer’s tickets?

  211. You know that sometimes you creep me out really badly when you hang out in my bushes, but you’ve sort of grown on me. Happy Birthday Brad, from me to you. Well, Rosetta chipped in the most for the last one, but think of it as being from all the hotages.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk4bzug
    http://tinyurl.com/ygbdawh
    http://tinyurl.com/yj4873q

  212. Thanks Cyn.

    I think…

  213. good picks Cyn, well done

  214. Well this day hasn’t been a total loss.

    I Google Images “happy birthday faggot” to try and find an appropriate birthday greeting for xbrad and one of the results was the picture I used for wiserbud on PoL before he submitted his real one.

    http://tinyurl.com/ym6gng

    Hahahahahaha. That picture is hilarious.

  215. ^ I’m sooooooo happy for you, Rosetta.

    **cuts self**

  216. http://tinyurl.com/ym6gng

    Hahahahahaha. That picture is hilarious.

    First two thoughts:
    1. Is that Ted Nugent???!!!
    2. Is that dude’s junk really poking out???!!!

  217. Well, Rosetta chipped in the most for the last one, but think of it as being from all the hotages. . . .

    http://tinyurl.com/ygbdawh

    One of the worst days of my life was when I realized that the mere touch of a beautiful woman’s hand on my equipment was no longer enough provoke a response, that there had to be more than the wind blowing to raise a flag. ;-( I don’t miss much about being 20, but for that I’d gladly return all my worldly experience and knowledge.

  218. Hahahahahaha. That picture is hilarious/

    Since I’ve never seen wiser’s real pic, that’s STILL the image I have of him.

    Hahahahahahah!

  219. Jazz, I remember getting horny at the crack of Dawn. Who wasn’t very amused when I said that line out loud. While she was sitting on my lap at a party.

  220. Maybe this will help, Jazz:
    http://www.botanicalpharmacy.org/552/573.html?*session*id*key*=*session*id*val*

  221. xbrad, Sarah Palin has some advice about you using the occasion of your birthday to come out of the closet.

    http://tinyurl.com/c6encz

  222. I’d do Palin, Rosie, does that count?

    **downloads the fake Palin porn movie…**

  223. Hahahahahahah! I just grabbed this from Instapundit:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhgtc3a

    “On its way to doing the 1/4-mile in 11.07 seconds at 128 mph, a Hennessy-tuned 700-horsepower Cadillac CTS-V hit .99 longitudinal G as it left the start line. By the end of the run the phone inside the car was ringing, and it was your friendly neighborhood OnStar representative wondering “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Ok, not quite… but they did have some questions.”

    Hahahahahahah! The video is cool – it’s the loudest damn Caddy I’ve ever heard.

  224. Maybe this will help, Jazz:

    With a name like “Super Cyn,” I thought the package would be a little hotter, a little more like the Original Cyn. 😉

  225. xbrad’s first birthday.

    http://tinyurl.com/c69t4b

    xbrad’s second birthday.

    http://tinyurl.com/ynhbtv

  226. **blushes at Jazz**

    Later guys. My boys are out of the house so I’m squeezing in a nappy-poo today.

  227. Sleep well, young Cyn, for tomorrow . . . Well, watch “The Princess Bride” for the rest of it.

  228. Sweet dreams, Cyn.

    http://tinyurl.com/pswkpl

  229. I wonder how much I’d have to pay Mrs. Rosetta to back over Rosie in the driveway a few times?

  230. Congratulations on not dying for another year, b-rad.

  231. If he treats her like he treats us, xbrad, probably not much.

  232. Congratulations on not dying for another year, b-rad.

    I’ve got 10 hours left in the day…

  233. If this doesn’t make you happy, you’re already dead inside.

    Also, at 1:20 you learn that rottweilers don’t like it when you bite their junk despite Jazz’s protestations to the contrary.

  234. I wonder how much I’d have to pay Mrs. Rosetta to back over Rosie in the driveway a few times?

    You could have done it for free yesterday. She was pissed at me. Hahaha.

  235. You gave here that same goatse ring Cyn tried to pawn off on me?

  236. Yesterday, L to R: Rosetta, Mrs. Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/yf9ugef

  237. BTW, Mrs. Rosetta emailed me from your business email, with a link to your homepage. Your portrait is terrible.

    She’s hawt.

  238. Goatse anything is teh funneh. Except for the original of course.

    That shit is the opposite of teh funneh.

  239. Plutoatse

    http://tinyurl.com/yj4nrdd

  240. I have a sneaking suspicion that this might not be real…

    http://tinyurl.com/6k2ueq

  241. Happy 60th Birthday XBrad! Did you get a Rascal for your birthday?

    (Mr Rosetta told me to say this)

  242. Hey! Get back in the basement!

  243. Plutoatse

    http://tinyurl.com/yj4nrdd

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    + 39 Goatse Peace Prizes

  244. BTW, Mrs. Rosetta emailed me from your business email, with a link to your homepage. Your portrait is terrible.

    STFU honkey.

  245. Thanks. Mrs. R.

    No Rascal. Starting to think I might need one. The hips and knees are starting to reminisce about all the hills I climbed as a young grunt.

    I’m not ready to call it arthritis, but in a year or two, I’ll have it.

  246. I have a sneaking suspicion that this might not be real…

    http://tinyurl.com/6k2ueq

    I agree. She’s obviously not a real redhead.

  247. BTW, my birfday present to myself will be a trip to the local airshow on the 7th. Last time I went was Dad’s 78th B’day, and just about his last outing. He had a fabulous time, and saw many planes he flew as a youngster.

    He just about cried when the F8F Bearcat owner let him past the rope and we helped him up onto the wing and peered into the cockpit. He and the owner were grinning like fiends over that fantastic bird. He was so happy to be able to watch it fly.

  248. Sean, what the fuck are you up to today?

  249. Happy birfday, xbrad.

  250. Thanks, Andy.

    Have you sacrificed any small animals in recognition of this special day?

  251. Sean, what the fuck are you up to today?

    Absofuckinglutely nothing.

  252. Jeebus H. Christmas, we’re having a Halloween party (no lemons) here next weekend, and the Mrs. has been cracking the whip today. I’m beat.

    At least there are indians involved.

  253. What up, racists?

  254. Have you sacrificed any small animals in recognition of this special day?

    No mammals (yet), but I did break out the chemical weapons on a yellowjacket nest I unearthed in one of our planters.

  255. That’s a good start, Andy, especially the use of chemical weapons.

    I had to kill a black widow with a broom because I couldn’t find a decent incendiary weapon.

  256. I couldn’t find a decent incendiary weapon.

    Typical Army. No sense of creativity or problem solving. Next time try a can of fucking Pam and a lighter, McGuyver.

  257. He just about cried when the F8F Bearcat owner let him past the rope and we helped him up onto the wing and peered into the cockpit. He and the owner were grinning like fiends over that fantastic bird. He was so happy to be able to watch it fly.

    That’s an awesome story, buddy.

    You should get a hot date to go with you to the air show. You can impress her with your military knowledge before you disappoint her with your general stupidity.

  258. Typical Army. No sense of creativity or problem solving. Next time try a can of fucking Pam and a lighter, McGuyver.

    It wasn’t that there were no incendiary devices in the house, just that I didn’t want to uncover the grill to get my EZ-Burn kit and risk having the spider flee.

  259. Absofuckinglutely nothing.

    BEST SUNDAY ACTIVITY EVER!!!!

  260. My contribution to solving the global warming problem*:

    * by which I mean, we need some more fuckin’ global warming; it’s getting cold up here in the NE.

  261. Here’s the Bearcat my dad visited. That’s 2000HP on an airframe that probably weighs less than that 700hp Caddy Jazz linked above.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw6UWPaTUt0

    Dad flew Bearcats for about a year in the early 50s.

  262. STFU BiW.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk89b3g

  263. BEST SUNDAY ACTIVITY EVER!!!!

    Nope. That’s watching a good flick, and I just did that.

    The Alamo. John Wayne, Richard Widmark, Frankie Avalon, Patrick Wayne.

    And just because I’m a dick, I’ll spoil the ending for you. Everybody dies.

  264. Everybody dies.

    Not everybody. A metric shitload of Mexicans live.

  265. Andy, what’s your Halloween costume?

  266. Rosetta, I found your new house band:

    http://www.3pistonasshammer.com/fr_index.cfm

  267. Everybody dies.

    Not everybody. A metric shitload of Mexicans live.

    I meant everyone that matters. Duh. What are you, a spokesgringo for La Fucking Raza?

  268. Rosetta, I found your new house band:

    http://www.3pistonasshammer.com/fr_index.cfm

    Maybe that will be funny the 9th time you link it. See if you can figure out which one is you.

    http://tinyurl.com/c9hycz

  269. OK, picklefuckers, I gotta run. Try not to set each other on fire. Except Rosetta. You guys can burn him.

  270. Have a great barfday night, xbrad.

  271. At Mizzou, intramural sports were big and there was a whiffle-ball-tennis game called “pickle ball”.

    Gaytse.

  272. BiW, what are the heirs costumes of choice this year?

    Dressing up for Halloween is teh best.

  273. At Mizzou, intramural sports were big and there was a whiffle-ball-tennis game called “pickle ball”.</strike.

    Gaytse.

    ‘Nuff said.

  274. Shut up, Ranken Tech Law grad!!!

  275. At Mizzou, intramural sports were big and there was a whiffle-ball-tennis game called “pickle ball”.

    In context, this shirt is only slightly less gay, then…

    http://tinyurl.com/yhzn93t

  276. Packers win. Viqueens lose. Bears getting their asses kicked. Life, she is good.

  277. Heir No. 1 will be Indiana Jones…my Mom made the costume, so it is kick ass.

    Heir No. 2 finally is excited about dressing up this year and was very clear that he wanted to be “Spidey – Man”. I thought I was going to have to pry the costume off of him.

  278. Heir No. 1 . . .
    Heir No. 2 . . . .

    You can’t find somebody to draw up a will, you miserly, money-grubbing mouthpiece?

  279. Andy, what’s your Halloween costume?

    Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Not sure what the wife is doing, but the daughter is doing some Barbie thing, and the son is Dr. McCoy.

    Our neighborhood is great for Halloween. We have a bunch of little munchkins, and everybody congregates at a couple of houses beforehand to kick off the evening. We’ll have food and libations and then roam the neighborhood hauling wagons full of booze. The indian count approximates and Apache war party.

  280. You can’t find somebody to draw up a will, you miserly, money-grubbing mouthpiece?

    You mean that multi-page piece of shit I printed out on legal paper that says my wife gets all my nothing and the boys get half my nothing if Mrs. BiW predeceases me? I prepared that 3 years ago.

  281. What are you, a spokesgringo for La Fucking Raza?

    Hahahaha. No.

    Had to leave some targets for San Jacinto.

  282. ‘Sup, Retards and Retardettes?!?

  283. Oh, by the way. . . I’m the kick-ass golfer who walked off the course with ALL of the $$ today!

  284. Those are the best days kick-ass golfer!

  285. Congrats, Chief. This time last week, I was sitting on the deck at the Lodge at Pebble Beach watching wave after wave of hackers come in.

  286. You mean that multi-page piece of shit I printed out on legal paper that says my wife gets all my nothing and the boys get half my nothing if Mrs. BiW predeceases me? I prepared that 3 years ago.

    As long as you bought the kit, cool. That one that came as a prize in the Grape Nuts box is tits!

  287. This time last week, I was sitting on the deck at the Lodge at Pebble Beach watching wave after wave of hackers come in.

    I should be jealous but, I’ve played some beautiful courses and have found that the company is as important as the course itself.

  288. Happy Birthday, xbrad.

  289. Boy, there’s been shit for news today.

  290. I should be jealous but, I’ve played some beautiful courses and have found that the company is as important as the course itself.

    I know what you mean, Chief. Like, I’d LOVE to play a round or two with you guys, but if just ONE naked chick asked me to play golf with her, I’d tell you guys to pee up a rope and go golfing with her.

  291. I have to go pick up dinner and go home. So much for getting anything of substance done today. ;-(

  292. Ocho Cinco!!!

  293. Jazz – Obviously!

  294. True dat, Chief.

    But I’d give my left nut to play Augusta.

    The joke would be on them, though, since it isn’t being used for anything these days anyway.

  295. As long as you bought the kit, cool. That one that came as a prize in the Grape Nuts box is tits!

    *applies massive brainduster to the back of Jazz’s head, is startled at the hoolw sound, does it again to make sure he heard right*

    Fer chrissakes, would you and Legal fricking Zoom dot com quit trying to take the food of my kids’ table? And my advice for the high dollar clients with the complicated estates is this: I don’t wanna fucking hear your kids and widow whining because you were too fucking cheap to do your estate planning with a real attorney, and now everythng is fucked up and the state and feds are profitting bigtime from your death. It really is worth a few thousand dollars to keep tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands for your family and not Uncle.

  296. Ocho Cinco!!!

    Synonymous for “douchebag.” WTF changes their name to a number? I’ll bet that and “Corona” are the extent of his Spanish, too.

  297. This is nice. Bet it won’t see much light, though:

    Health insurance profit margins typically run about 6 percent, give or take a point or two. That’s anemic compared with other forms of insurance and a broad array of industries, even some beleaguered ones.

    Profits barely exceeded 2 percent of revenues in the latest annual measure. This partly explains why the credit ratings of some of the largest insurers were downgraded to negative from stable heading into this year, as investors were warned of a stagnant if not shrinking market for private plans.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk5ya9a

  298. I watched the Sunday shows this morning and the only thing I heard that I thought might cause some rumbling was Jane Hall.

    She was on CNN’s Reliable Sources and said that one of the reasons that she quit Fox was because of Beck and the “incendiary” language he uses.

    Wah.

  299. It really is worth a few thousand dollars to keep tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands for your family and not Uncle.

    I’ve practiced a lot of probate law, but I mainly handled administration, not estate planning. I do simple wills and trusts, but I’m not a tax or complex estate lawyer, so for anything even approaching areas where I was on shaky ground, I’d bring on my experts. I lost some business sometimes, but most of the time, my clients were appreciative that I got them the help they needed.

  300. Okay. Chinese food run. Later, ya’ll.

  301. I love Sunday. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2eobNTqhxo

  302. Jazz, after nearly 10 years of practice, I have no problem telling people to their face that they can and should spend a little money now to save a lot of money later. I also keep trying to sell the Boss on a “Pain in the ass” fee that we would charge people looking for representation who come in with lawsuits signed by certain attorneys/firms here in the area, IYKWIMAITTYD.

  303. BiW killed the thread with lawyer jabborwocky

  304. How did the Carolina offense rack up 400 yards and not score a point?

  305. How did the Carolina offense rack up 400 yards and not score a point?

    They suck?

  306. I like pudding and cheetos.

    Butterscotch and crunchy cheese.

    I’m not wearing any underware.

  307. My sinus has wood. It hurts.

  308. Pushpops are good to. I like the swirely ones.

  309. Chicken pie, chicken pie, chicken pot PIEEEE!

  310. I like Bomb pops, cuffy.

  311. I luv beenie weinies.

    My helmet itches sometimes.

  312. I’m back . Had a great nap except for that little scary part about a clown. Wonder what that was about?!

  313. Looks like we might need a clean up here…!

  314. FUCK! Yahoo didn;t keep my picks for the AoS pool. I put those picks in on Tuesday.

    Guess I’m done worrying about that for the rest of the season. Fucking Yahoo did the same thing to me last year too.

  315. Climbing on the roof is just inviting trouble.

    My wife loves me so much, that’s usually the moment when she decides to go shopping.

    I guess she figures if I fall off the roof and she’s there, she’s pretty much obligated to call for help. If she’s not, I can die and she won’t feel guilty,

    She loves me. I know this.

  316. You wouldn’t have won anyways, wiser. It’s all rigged you know.

  317. You can have mine, wiser. They suck.

  318. I checked my picks and saw that every single one was incorrect. I thought “That’s fucking amazing! Every single one???” Then I noticed that none of the picks I made were checked.

    Fuck it. I’m done with that shit for the rest of the year and from now on.

    Seriously, I’ve been using this CM name since about 1999.

    I started with the name wiserbud back at Moorewatch. I checked the site recently and saw that someone is using the name “wiserbud2008.” Wow. Way to be creative there, douchebag.

  319. Wiserbud. Blond hookers? It took a while, but I laughed.

  320. yeah, I’m working from comments made waaaaaay earlier today.

    STFU.

  321. Wow! It looks like the Saints might come back enough to cover the spread. This has been an amazing game. Unless you’re a Dolphins fan.

  322. Wiserbud. Blond hookers? It took a while, but I laughed.

    FINally!

    Thanks again, my friend. You are truly one of the good guys.

  323. okay, this thread is loading slower than scottw getting the “blond hooker” joke. And this wil not do, if we plan to discuss tonight’s ALCS game.

    New one coming up soon.

  324. I also keep trying to sell the Boss on a “Pain in the ass” fee that we would charge people looking for representation who come in with lawsuits signed by certain attorneys/firms here in the area, IYKWIMAITTYD.

    We called it “the asshole tax.” My rate was $250-$300/hr + discretionary add-on, depending on the amount of assholiness the client displayed. For example, I worked for a Jewish family law firm, and we would occasionally get clients coming in who were unhappy with their current representation and fees, and they’d talk about “getting Jewed out of their money.” That would invoke the asshole tax, starting at about $75/hr (that’s the discretionary part – we didn’t just decide on the rate after representation started)..

  325. heh. I had a deal a few years back where they constantly kept asking for new proposals. After re-doing it about 4 times, I decided to start adding about 5k for each on they asked for after that.

    I made an extra $20K for my company, as well as increased my commission, when they finally signed.

    NEW POAT!!!

  326. I see someone was having fun above with my name. Joke’s on you, pal — I really am retarded.


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