Sometimes, I post a video…

This is one of those times.

Daddy is coming home.

With a slight German accent.

[UPDATE: Rosetta]

There is a blog called “juniorannex” that linked our post from last Friday where we made fun of Jughead winning everything.

I just went and checked out the juniorannex post that linked us and the author had included this in it.  Hahahahahahaha!

241 Comments

  1. Heh, I should probably watch the entire video before I post it.

    Probably NSFW.

  2. Context…

  3. Hey. How was everyone’s weekend?

    I had family up since friday. It went well. Thanks for asking.

    STFU. I said it went well.

  4. Hola Ca Rin

  5. Hi ‘cano!

    How’s it over on the other side of the world?

  6. Dark. I’m a bit sunburned, and tired, but the diving was good today. How are you?

  7. Well, I would comment over at DPU, but I’ve apparently been banned.

    Who did that to me?

  8. I’m good. My grandpa’s memorial was Saturday, so relatives from Florida and Texas were all here.

    It was great. Yesterday the boys (big and little) played touch football outside. I felt like a Kennedy. Except I was sober. Pretty much.

  9. And, I really did try to stay on my diet. I did pretty good. Too much wine, but I kept to the salad and white meat, except for a small foray into some pasta salad.

  10. Congrats on keeping to your diet, and for tolerating your relatives.

  11. The “bad relatives” decided not to join-in on anything besides the after-service lunch.

    And, at that event, they spent most of the time sitting at the bar – in a different part of the restaurant.

    These folks have ostracized BOTH sides of their family. You’d think they’d think about that. you know, have an “are we the assholes, or is it everyone else” moment. And, in both cases, it’s mostly about money – inheritance, bullshit.

  12. Did they at least offer to buy a round? Because there’s an etiquette to drinking, and there’s an etiquette to drinking at funerals. Both involving buying rounds.

  13. They didn’t offer to buy me a drink.

    Drinks were free. It was nice – oysters on the half shell. Which I didn’t eat, because they’re gross.

  14. I had some shrimp, though. Huge, and yummy.

  15. >> Probably NSFW.

    likely so, yes.

  16. fixing name.

    It’s Car in.

    Not the other thing.

    disregard this comment.

  17. Family can be the very devil, Car in. Don’t like boogers on the half shell. Shrimps I can tolerate in small doses mixed with a little garlic, cayenne, some oil, spritz of lemon juice, over noodles.

  18. Oh, and I like all of the passed out Baby Jesuses in the header. They need a kiss on their bald little noggins.

  19. oysters = awesomeness

  20. babies were invented for that very reason Beasn. well that and to soil diapers. ok mostly to soil diapers… but they need them kisses nonetheless.

  21. off to work, enjoy the day peeps.

    bwell

  22. Nix the shrimp scampi, I prefer tuna scampi.

  23. pretty pretty….hahahaha Mesa that is in the all time top 5 favorite movie scenes. We used to be partying and look at it other and say “Candy colored clown? Play it!!!!!”, good times for me and my old crew.

  24. I wish they would have shown the chic in the pink skirts dance….brilliant!

  25. I wish that too.

  26. Mornin’ Hostages. Nice to have a day off. For those of you who have to work today: http://tinyurl.com/yhwbjam

  27. Beasn, A nice scampi twist is Australian lobster. I used half sized–if you enjoy lobster it is a treat .Also add 1/2 cup of white wine and a tablespoon of some good brandy and light that sumbitch up and toss-flip the pan (for effect to impress)

  28. Count made oysters this weekend. He keeps them in the 1/2 shell and puts them on a cookie dish with rock salt to keep them from dumping over, he puts butter, spinach, parsley, salt, Parmesan cheese, lump crab meat and a baby shrimp on top. Grills them over the grill 15 minutes, they were amazing!!!!!

  29. Check out the main headline on Drudge this morning?

    *sinking feeling*

  30. The one about the dollar? Oh, yeah, we’re cooked.

  31. Where did Columbus first land in America?






    On his feet!

  32. That dollar thing is scary depressing.

    Trying to keep it upbeat… http://www.jamaicanjokes.com/pictures/20090630-columbus-sm.jpg

  33. It’s getting late but I can’t call my husband to ask him if he’s still bringing me breakfast. Even though I’m really hungry.

    What if he’s had an accident? So I call him and pester him about why no breakfast yet, and he’ll be all, “I’m hanging upside down by my seatbelt, you insensitive bitch,” and how embarrassing would that be, am I right?

  34. I’d call lauraw.

    If he is hanging upside down by his seatbelt, then you’ll be able to time your food delivery accordingly.

  35. http://tinyurl.com/yjvksjz

  36. Laura – Just think, when the dollar collapses, that Egg Mcmuffin will cost $1,268.00!

  37. >> how embarrassing would that be, am I right?

    Well, if you ask him where he wrecked, you might be able to determine whether he was going to MickeyDs or was already leaving there, and ask the paramedics to look for a warm paper sack and hang on to it for you.

  38. You know, the world is going to love us when we’re weak and powerless. Our economy in the toilet, dollar worthless, military downsized.

    Yep. I can already feel the love.

    Here’s a song . It could be our new national Anthem.

    Here.

  39. Honestly, though, I don’t understand the problem. You call him, say “How’s it going, babe” and if/when he doesn’t respond that he’s upside-down in a ditch, you THEN ask him where the hell your breakfast is.

  40. Check out the main headline on Drudge this morning?

    *sinking feeling*

    Look, bitch. I told you I was a snake.

  41. Other than our wonderful dollar, Your News of The Weird for October 12, 2009
    http://tinyurl.com/yjpujxa

  42. “I’m hanging upside down by my seatbelt, you insensitive bitch,” and how embarrassing would that be, am I right?”

    But breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

  43. Look, bitch. I told you I was a snake.

    bwahahahahaha Have I EVER mentioned this is my favorite joke?

  44. “I’m hanging upside down by my seatbelt, you insensitive bitch,” and how embarrassing would that be, am I right?”

    But breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

    But not important enough to take care of yourself before you leave the house, right?

  45. Look, bitch. I told you I was a snake.

    bwahahahahaha Have I EVER mentioned this is my favorite joke?

    I did it just fer you, sohohohohohohos. *smooch*

  46. But my poat got pushed down for this???

    Mesa, I’m gonna send you a love letter, you bitch!!!! Do you know what a love letter is??????

  47. New Nobel funny has been added to this poat.

    Also, STFU

  48. Thanks BiW!!!! ((((hugs))))

  49. My staples in my leg are itching like a MF-er

  50. Nobel vending machine! I bet they only cost a quarter each! Ha!

  51. Fourteen Hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
    Killed the Red and the browns and others with hue.
    But, Pelosi’s happy he left a few..

    Rascist..STFU

  52. Sohos, get yourself some of this. Get the one with the red lid–it’s got neosporin medicine in it. It will numb the area. Great for sunburns too. http://dermoplast.com/spray.htm

  53. When I think of our dollar and the current administration, why am I reminded of this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnT8hICaiNM

  54. excellent thanks Cyn!

  55. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK716RqoUms

    Love this band and fucking love this video.

    The girl in the video looks like a girl I dated in High School.

    Love it.

  56. Funny but it seems I always wind up here with you
    Nice to know somebody loves me
    Funny but it seems that it’s the only thing to do
    Run and find the one who loves me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0

  57. How come I didn’t hear about this supergroup?

    They played in Detroit on the 8th. Honestly. Fuck me.

  58. Not all Drudge Headlines are completely depressing…

    http://tinyurl.com/yjx3qg7

  59. Car in – At what point does that cacophony begin to resemble music?

    Jeez, my ears are bleeding over here!

  60. Philistine.

  61. Honestly. Fuck me.

    Your husband won’t mind? Cool!

  62. Honestly. Fuck me.

    Hang on. I just got up. Lemme get a cup of coffee first, OK?

  63. Dave Grohl, John Paul Jones, and Josh Homme. Frakin-A.

  64. MCPO, you’re chances are slim after you dissed my music.

    So, xbrad, what do YOU think of the band?

  65. Oh, Like I’m gonna click on a link this morning.

    More Importantly, what did you think of the headline I linked?

  66. JPJ is one of my all-time favorite rock bassists.

  67. It’s prolly good I didn’t know they played. I may have done something embarrassing if I had seen ’em. Fan girl/groupie kinda stuff.

  68. @shitmydadsays: “That woman was sexy…Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw you, don’t do it for them.”

    Hahahaha

  69. My opinion, if you care, is nothing good can come from supergroups.

    Has any supergroup of superstars ever produced anything good?

  70. Pretty funny xbrad. Funny in a “we’re fucked” kinda way.

  71. Has any supergroup of superstars ever produced anything good?

    Back in the day, this was pretty damned good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJWv3Xw5QrY

  72. APC was pretty good. Traveling Willburys turned out some good tunes. Peps have joined up to make some nice albums I’m saying.

    It’s not all Aisa. [[[shudder]]]]

    I mean, Josh Homme is a star, among those who know who he is. Dave Grohl has played with Homme before – when they lost a drummer, he filled in during a tour.

  73. Ha. Andy beat me.

  74. I’d beat you too, Car in.

    But the stick would be no thicker than my thumb.

  75. Dave Grohl is my fave

  76. I gave it 3 whole minutes, Car in.

    It sucked.

  77. Has any supergroup of superstars ever produced anything good?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRgSlIrJQ0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

  78. Well, it was from a camera phone- so the audio did kind of suck. I just kinda meant to highlight the band … being out there. They’re doing a small/quiet tour. An album is supposed to be out this year.

  79. For Car In:

    http://tinyurl.com/2jfs7v

  80. Supergroups doing good music? Sure. No problem:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmxT21uFRwM

  81. I forgot about the Traveling Willburys.

    But really, any attraction they received, or any supergroup receives, it based solely on their celebrity, not on any kind of great writing or cool sounds.

    In some ways, they are comparable to Obamas Nobel. People just like the idea of the band, and love the novelty.

    Nothing wrong with that, they just don’t often produce anything good.

    Just my opinion, it is probably wrong.

  82. What about Cream?

  83. I don’t know, I sorta liked the progression from the ELP, Yes and King Crimson band members (with occasional but good talent like drummer Terry Bozzio from Zappa). I thought UK actually did better work than Asia, but Asia was really just about top 20 commercial success (which however one feels about them, they certainly achieved).

    Danger Money is one of my fav albums from that period.

  84. I’m not ready to diss the entire “supergroup” genre. It depends on how big the artists are … yada yada yada.

    One of my favorite albums was put out by Emmylou Harris and Mark Knopfler. Both pretty big stars. Stuff was great.

    This is Us.

  85. And, Josh Homme has been an artist who loves to collaborate with other artists. His desert sessions stuff is awesome and weird. They get together and see what happens.

    Sometimes stuff does, sometimes it doesn’t.

  86. This was an interesting collaboration….but then I’ve been a Bruce Hornsby fan for years. Best show? Kalamazoo State Theatre, 1997. Mrs. BiW got me tickets as an anniversary present. If you can ever get the cance to see him in a small venue, go.

    http://www.amazon.com/Ricky-Skaggs-Bruce-Hornsby/dp/B000N4SA9G/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1255365466&sr=8-10

  87. n some ways, they are comparable to Obamas Nobel. People just like the idea of the band, and love the novelty.

    See, I disagree. The “Roadrunner” album only appealled to me based on how they sounded. I’m not that huge a Knopfler/Harris fan.

    Other artists I liked, and so listened to their stuff – HATED IT and didn’t buy. Robert Okabt and Alison Krauss made and album and I figured I’d love it. I hated it.

  88. Robert Plant. I don’t know how that got transported into Okabt. Weird.

    I swear I haven’t been drinking.

  89. So which one of you dashing gents is the star of LauraW’s post over at the head moron’s? http://ace.mu.nu/archives/293539.php#293539

  90. Car in,
    I see your view, and in retrospect may have been a bit too harsh.

    My inclination is to not trust collaborative efforts of stars, most just don’t appeal to me at all. But you are right, there are some that are very good.

    I have moderated my opinion.

  91. YES! VICTORY IS MINE

    I’m chalking this up as a win.

    Dances to Asia in celebration.

  92. Andy,
    Ogden is a diamond in the rough, I love that town:
    http://tinyurl.com/yzclc35

    The skiing outside of Ogden is fantastic:
    http://tinyurl.com/yfuoo82

  93. So which one of you dashing gents is the star of LauraW’s post over at the head moron’s?

    Heh; that was on the same page as my News of the Weird linky in this poat about the Wife Carrying Contest. I love the Metro paper/online thingy.

    **If I were a witchy bitchy cantankerous woman, I might grumble over her stealin stuff. Meh; maybe I’ll just challenge her to a round er two of jello-shooters pool wrestling then we can both get wasted.**

  94. Asia had some of the greatest make-out music on the planet.

    What?!

  95. I love the traveling wilburys

  96. http://ydr.inyork.com/ci_13543579 heh.

  97. Cyn,
    She got the tip from skinbad, doubt if she saw it from your link. The hump is generous with the Hat Tips and abuse. Mostly abuse.

  98. I declare today NIN day.

    Meaning, i will be working out to NIN.

  99. I declare today NIN day.

    Meaning, i will be working out to NIN.

    Rexnor wrote ‘Down In It’ about the Hostages, you know.

  100. Pupster, you’re getting pretty generous with those Prizes.

    You aren’t supposed to give one to Drew for what he’s done. Give one to Ace for what he PLANS on doing.

  101. Best superstar collaboration ever!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik

  102. She got the tip from skinbad, doubt if she saw it from your link. The hump is generous with the Hat Tips and abuse. Mostly abuse.

    I did see that she gave the h/t to him, Pupster; I was just poking in fun to stir up some shit. Guess I’ll put a sarcasm tag on my next one to be on the safe side.

    {{Hugs to All!!}}

  103. See, now that was crap. As were the McCartney/Jackson tunes.

  104. Today is sucky. Can we start over again?

  105. Am I supposed to be doing something today? ’cause I certainly don’t feel like doing anything.

    I’m freezing. My fingers and toes are cold.

  106. No.

    Best just starting drinking now and hope for a better tomorrow.

  107. Can’t drink today, taking some medication for shoulder pain.

  108. It’s cool and cloudy here today. We may even get some precip. That sucks. I’ve got outside chores to do.

  109. You say you want to see teh suxxor on a superstar “collaboration,” huh? Well here ya’ go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL_EKEVtmSU

  110. Andy – Unfair. Francis Albert was an old man with little voice left. His phrasing was still outstanding though. As for Bono. . . never thought he had an iota of talent.

  111. Well, then, we’re screwed, MCPO. And not in the good way. I can’t drink today either. And I ‘ve got yard work, but it’s too cold.

    I have bulbs to plant before it freezes. For good, I mean.

  112. My Bad Cyn. I hope my little fo-paw doesn’t exclude the possibility of this in the near future:

    http://tinyurl.com/ylhugro

  113. How ’bout this duet. I always thought it was awesome.

  114. Bono was good when he did the bit with Clannad. Remember that one.

  115. Did you losers know that Cuffy got linked by Mark Steyn on Friday?

    http://tinyurl.com/yl4kbon

    Good job, Cuffy. Here.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm

  116. If by “awesome,” you wean awesomely shitty, I agree.

  117. That’s awesome Cuffy!

    That’s, like, almost as good as a Hot Air link.

    ;)

  118. YAY! Government controlled medicine!! Can’t lift my arm more than 30 degrees – again. Government answer after 12 years of this shit?? Bigger Motrin!!

    Thanks, government controlled, rationed medicine!! Once Nancy and Harry shove their POS bill through and Teh Won signs it, you will all be able to share my enthusiasm!

  119. Naw, I think the bad was mine Pup. Howz about you and me go a few rounds in the jello pool to kiss and make up?

  120. [[[raspberries in Andy’s general direction]]]]

  121. Fuck this! I’m having a shot of vodka.

  122. MCPO, just wait. Once Obamacare passes, you’ll finally get that surgery. It’ll be an amputation of the arm, and you’ll die from post-op infection, but you can’t complain that they didn’t take it seriously.

  123. And I just h8 all the fakey modern “duets” with where one of the singers is dead. Just seems … wrong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GVKbhYrcGM

  124. MCPObamacare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

  125. *CANNONBALL*

  126. mesa-bait

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/293543.php

  127. Andy, that one I linked was “live.” Not dead. It’s from teh 79’s or something.

  128. Best super-collab EVER — the doggone girl is mine:

  129. Andy, that one I linked was “live.” Not dead. It’s from teh 79’s or something.

    Yeah, I know.

    Bing was only mostly dead.

  130. . . . and the winner is

    http://tinyurl.com/yl6z7ul

    a proponent of small “C” communism. Fucking douche nozzles.

  131. For a second, one second, I thought cuffers was high.

  132. Ummmm, didn’t realize that the last half of that video was those guys being all Hostage and shit. Sorry. STFU.

  133. Ok, this is weird. I think she’s bitching about transexuals (males) because they think they can become females and have power over “intact” females.

    The loonyness never ends, does it?

  134. collaboration Douchechillitis

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbnua2kSa8

  135. Uhm…wow Car in, what diabolical internet hoax led you to that twisted site?

    You owe me a drink for the 15 seconds I scanned that train-wreck.

  136. Car in, I don’t even want to know what you were searching for when you found that link.

  137. Wiser – For posting that video, you are banned for the next 42 seconds. Punch yourself in the ‘nads until LauraW calls you for a lunch delivery.

  138. David Thompson had a post about it. Or about the site, I went looking … yada yada yada…

  139. Cashews & Bubblegum — worst duet EVER!

  140. time up?

  141. Car in, I found that site last night the same way you did, via POWIP (at which Bob Reed, our only male rocket surgeon, also posts).

    That was an interesting poat. And of course, they all hold true to the vision that all men are rapists. Even if a woman desires sex, and consents, it is rape.

    How charming.

  142. What I’m watching on TV right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Wc92bFiZk

  143. Even if a woman desires sex, and consents, it is rape.

    So then does it make me a bad female if I say “I like rape”?

    *spits. what a bunch of horseshit.*

  144. Well, she’s kinda right. i mean, a man forces himself … his strength … his maleness …

    bunk.

  145. Cyn, Car in, I just can’t figure out what makes people like that so deeply unhappy that they have to forge such a nonsensical worldview to justify their hateful attitudes.

    I commented at POWIP that they have to be college educated, cuz you can’t teach that much stupidity in just 12 years.

  146. Polanski & That Crazy Chick Car In Linked — worst duet EVER!

  147. I’ll see your “college educated,” xbrad and raise you a tenured professor of Womyn’s Studies or some other such horseshit.

  148. WTF????

    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/10/not-a-photoshop.html

    MCPO, XBrad, mesa, and any other vets should probably not click, for the sake of their blood pressure.

  149. xbrad, I’m guessing she’s a victim of sexual violence.

    Of course (cough cough) that didn’t influence her orientation or views. Just coincidence.

  150. WIll Bill Ayers do a little dance on that flag?

  151. I just can’t figure out what makes people like that so deeply unhappy that they have to forge such a nonsensical worldview to justify their hateful attitudes.

    I ask that question every day of the AmabO voters.

  152. WTF???? indeed.

  153. Roamy, I’m sure the DOJ will be on this lickety-split.

  154. Oh my. That is just so fucking wrong.

  155. Of course (cough cough) that didn’t influence her orientation or views. Just coincidence.

    I wouldn’t be the least surprised, but absent any evidence, I’ll not make that leap.

    It’s entirely possible she’s just bugshit crazy.

    And as to tenured professor of Womyn Studies, it’s possible, but many of them at least couch their hatred in fancy language.

  156. the DOJ will be on this lickety-split.

    I think you have that confused with the Secretary of State.

    * rimshot *

  157. Romy, I’ve spent my quarterly allowance of outrage already. I just can’t work up more than a facepalm for that…

  158. SETTLE DOWN, WINGNUTS!!!1!!! We put “your” president on a flag, too!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/26vacj

  159. Anybody live in that neck of the woods where this “flag” is? Maybe a quick phone call to the VFW might be in order.

    *she giggles gleefully at the thought of vets storming this house and burning the flag down*

  160. Why stop with the flag?

  161. I wouldn’t be the least surprised, but absent any evidence, I’ll not make that leap.

    Oh, I’m just spit-balling here. I mean, it’s one thing to be a lesbian (after all, most women are only a couple-a drinks away from that, right?) – but to be so hateful about maleness/ sex.

    That’s … special.

  162. JesusTittyFuckingChrist! The dude that’s selling them is here in my neck of the woods!!!

  163. Burn that motherfucker, down, Cyn!

  164. Hey, Car in, whachya doin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/yfjvr92

  165. Sadly, xbrad, since my diet … my girls aren’t exactly that dimension.

  166. I just went to Ebay and there’s more fuckers selling this shit. http://tinyurl.com/yfswdtz

  167. In an article asserting that she’ll never run run President again, Hillary Clinton is totally gonna run against The Ego:

    “Maybe there is some misunderstanding which needs to be clarified. I believe in delegating power. You know, I am not one of these people who feel’s like I have to have my face in the front of the newspaper or on the TV every moment of the day. I would be irresponsible and negligent were I to say ‘Oh no everything must come to me,'” she said.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz23usm

  168. Heh. Heheheheh.

    Beware teh Cankles.

  169. That dude in Surprise, AZ took his flag shit down already.

    Here’s the other sellers:
    http://shop.ebay.com/s.html?LH_SellerWithStore=1&_nkw=usa+obama+3+x+5+flag&_rdc=1

  170. If someone could explain this to me I’d really appreciate it. Right now, I’m in stabbing mode.

    http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2009/10/hottest-kids-dance-right-now.html

  171. Mare – Probably a public school in New Jersey.

  172. Mare, I just don’t know what to say.

    WTF is wrong with some people? Are they functionally retarded?

  173. Car in, send us a pic of your twins, before and after, so we can properly judge the pernicious effect of your diet regimen.

  174. http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/so_who_will_sell_us_out_in_the_senate_this_time my tribute to Lindsey Graham

  175. I’d post it on my blog, Mare, but I’ve grown bored of being called a racist by my troll.

  176. Car in, be sure to include a profile shot of the sweater puppies.

    What? … c’mon .. you know this is necessary for proper judging. Our interest is purely scientific.

  177. “Are they functionally retarded?”

    I was kind of thinking the same thing.

    I listen to people being interviewed (like those recently in Detroit trying to receive checks “from” Obama) and they sound stupid to me. Not your average Pelosi/Reid stupid but, retarded as in, they have never been required to think “through” anything….ever. As if their brains have stunted development. Which back in my day we called retarded.

  178. Car-in: you know how I respond to the racism charge. Just feel free to use it as a hammer on those two idiots over at your place

  179. It pisses me off that in many cities there are complete areas where (and some rural areas), citizens cannot put together a sentence. They have no grasp of remedial English. How did this happen? Even listening to some football interviews makes me wonder….what the hell is going on in our schools? And who are the people passing these kids from one grade to the next?

  180. Eddie – Lindsay is ripe for an ass-raping by conservatives in SC.

  181. chief:

    Yup. By a horse.

  182. You guys know I bitch about Graham here all the time. He’s a POS McCain butt licker and needs to go. ANYONE at this time, knowing what we know, who continues the global warming crap and additionally would even think that CAP and TAX is a decent idea, needs to be gone….bye, bye, see you later, asshole. And take that faggy, shit eating smirk with you.

  183. And get voice lessons, you pathetic girl.

  184. This came out when I was stationed in England – heavy rotation on BBC2.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLmpL2AzLs

  185. I’m pretty sure that ‘dance’ video is not in ‘Merica. Looks like the host of the next Olympic Games to me.

    Racist.

  186. (after all, most women are only a couple-a drinks away from that, right?)

    No.

    I believe in delegating power.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    You know, I am not one of these people who feel’s like I have to have my face in the front of the newspaper or on the TV every moment of the day.

    You know, I really couldn’t stand you saying ‘you know’ all the damned time in the primary and it is beyond grating on my ears now. And you know, you are dying that it isn’t your ugly mug in every newspaper and TV every moment of the day.

  187. Pupster, it doesn’t really matter where that video was filmed. It would be wrong in any country.

  188. ou know how I respond to the racism charge. Just feel free to use it as a hammer on those two idiots over at your place

    I thought about using that … do you have a link? It really is a classic and … well, I’m lazy.

  189. And who are the people passing these kids from one grade to the next?

    Bill Ayers students.

  190. after all, most women are only a couple-a drinks away from that, right?)
    No.

    Ha. It is an old Ace joke.

  191. Actually, that Ayers shit/deseg shit was going on back when I was in grade school.

    I had so much time on my hands from not learning the basics, I learned myself how to draw way gooder.

    In 8th grade, I finally had a teacher of the old school, not yet frightened off into retirement, that filled in a lot of holes. Highschool was same ol’ shit with jet engines.

  192. Shit on a Shingle or Turkey pot pie?

  193. Car-in, here you go:

    http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/well_i_guess_you_might_as_well_give_me_my_white_sheet_

  194. Those your dinner choices?

    Is there a third option?

  195. I’m linking it on my sidebar, Eddie.

    Hey, who banned me over at DPU?

  196. Ha. It is an old Ace joke.

    It’s also the great hope for a huge number of men with fantasies.

  197. not me. Talk to DPUD himself.

  198. Car-in: I emailed DPUD to tell him

  199. thanks. You know, cause if I’m gonna be banned, I really want to earn it.

  200. Yeah, those are my dinner choices. I want something simple.

  201. I want something simple.

    Shit on a Shingle.

  202. Even if a woman desires sex, and consents, it is rape.

    What does this word ‘consent’ mean? Is it synonomous with “suffer through” or would it be closer to “tolerate”? Or would “dutiful” be a closer fit?

    Married? Yes…..27 years. Why do you ask?

  203. crap. Someon’s lost my ipod cord. I can’t upload my newest songs. CRAP CRAP CRAP.

    I leave it plugged into my computer. I hope no one took it this weekend thinking it was their. There was another mac person here.

  204. Married? Yes…..27 years. Why do you ask?

    Dutiful. Those 30 seconds should keep you for about 6 months.

  205. ACK…tell Wanda that my stomach does not care for onions, green peppers, or vinegar.

    *contemplates tuna-noodle casserole*

  206. Condensed milk, sugar & mayo — what could go wrong?

    I got Type XIV Diabetes watching that video.

  207. I’m gonna grill some hamburgers, slather them in cheap generic brown gravy, serve it with rice and frozen veggies and call it Salisbury Steak.

  208. Hey ladies, Christmas is coming — http://imgur.com/8yhAw.jpg

  209. Even if a woman desires sex, and consents, it is rape.

    Not that I care and not that it applies to anything in my life, but can a man complain if I rape him repeatedly.

    Just curious

    *cough

  210. That kids’ dance video is one reason why we pulled our daughter out of dance lessons. We sat through a recital that was referred to afterwards as the “hootchie mama show”. At one point, Mr. RFH leaned over and whispered about one of the dancers, “all she needs is a pole.” Daughter can take ballet lessons somewhere else!

  211. He can complain about paying child support for two NFL franchises and an NBA starting lineup…

  212. I’d post it on my blog, Mare, but I’ve grown bored of being called a racist by my troll.

    You could have some fun with SeaKitty by changing every word in its comments to “racist”.

  213. Hey ladies, Christmas is coming

    Hah, I already got that present, cept it was in the form of a shop vac. I actually appreciate it now.

  214. http://www.getonmyhorse.com/

  215. PJM, your gift sucked.

  216. Those 30 seconds should keep you for about 6 months.

    OK, but I’d like to use the 22 seconds I have left over once a week for the rest of the month.  Please.  Dear.   

  217. Mesa, for that travesy, you should punch yourself in the face for three minutes.

  218. PJM, your gift sucked.

    wocka wocka

    Now tell me a joke about the electric can opener I got the year before that.

    Oh wait, it got canned.

    oh snap! WOCKA WOCKA BIG TIME!!!

  219. http://www.getonmyhorse.com/

    HAHAHA! Good gawd!

    Shut up woman get on my horse!

  220. *breathes into hand

    dayum, I did it again.

    YOOOHOO!!!!

    where are all the white women?

  221. I couldn’t understand what the horse guy was singing when the horse schlong popped out. His moustache was too big. MoustacheFAIL!

  222. I’m here. About to leave. Time to hit the gym.

  223. Cuffy’s paying just a bit too much attention to horsecock and pron-star ‘stache…

  224. I’m here. About to leave. Time to hit the gym

    I didn’t get to say this to you earlier, but CONGRATS on your size 4. The last time that number was associated with me, well it was my age.

  225. Were you standing close to your sister and farting on her?

  226. PJM, do you like macaroni & condensed milk salad?

  227. Thank you PJ. It’s just one skirt so far, and it could have been mismarked, but I’ll take it. lol

    Do you HATE me with the heat of 1000 burning suns? ’cause that really is the mark of success.

  228. Freak out boy is back — http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922708

    These just can’t be real. The ending is the best part.

  229. PJM, do you like macaroni & condensed milk salad?

    Do you want me to?

    b-rad, that question can be used as an answer to your question as well.

    Do you HATE me with the heat of 1000 burning suns? ’cause that really is the mark of success.

    Sure carin. I hate you.

    Is that good?

    *opens cadbury chocolate bar, sits on fat ass

    mmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmm barack hussein obama

    yannoa, barack really ruined “mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm” for me

  230. These just can’t be real. The ending is the best part.

    That mom has to have a headache from all that yelling

  231. mmmm mmmm mmmm Condensed. Milk. Salad. mmmm mmmm mmmm

  232. mmmm mmmm mmmm Condensed. Milk. Salad. mmmm mmmm mmmm

    Thud! *drops in sugar induced coma*

  233. is that the diet carin went on?

  234. By the way, Carin, good job on the size 4.

    BEEEEACH

  235. mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

    New poat.

  236. Mesa, even the dog knows a jerk-off when he sees one. I wish they would have kept the camera running.

  237. Wow.

    http://www.dominos.jp/

  238. Heh, we have Joe Piscopo coming for a dinner on Wednesday.


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