It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means?

Yeah, me neither.

tuesday_poster

I’ve never heard of this movie or any of the people in it. That’s probably because it’s about the least memorable day of the week.

In fact, this day of the week sucks so hard that the only notable band (a one-hit-wonder, at that) with Tuesday in its name won’t even let you embed their video about domestic violence.

Now, if I was a certain Rascal-riding someone, I’d probably put up a video from the Stones or the Moody Blues that had today’s name in the title of the song.

(Okay, if I happened to be that guy, I’d probably just quote the lyrics from one of those songs in the comment thread at some point when nobody knew what the hell I was talking about.)

But, just to show that I’m not against the classics, here’s a little something to show that not all Tuesdays have sucked…

307 Comments

  1. Frink!

  2. You’re a strange, strange boy.

  3. Well, that may be true, but…

    Okay, I have no real response to counter that.

  4. So, to replace my iPod which just stopped working. Do I get a new iPod, an iPod touch, or something else?

  5. I’d recommend the iDouche. Not only does it come with the white ear buds and cord that muggers like to target, but you also get the hipster cred that comes with buying an Apple product/being mugged.

  6. There’s not a lot of mugging on my tropical island, enema nozzle. But thanks for the advice.

  7. Just wait until you start flashing your IDouche around. That, and your expensive air tanks.

    Don’t come crying to me when you get stabbed. Especially if you’re dead. Because I’ll probably have to smack you a bunch of times in the head with a shovel. Seeing as how you’d be a zombie at that point.

  8. Were I a zombie, I would assuredly leave you alone. For zombies yearn for brains.

  9. After Hours:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH9y8iygrn4

  10. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  11. So, to replace my iPod which just stopped working. Do I get a new iPod, an iPod touch, or something else?

    Goldfish….

  12. *** Puts Coffee on Counter ***

    *** Notes fresh grape jelly stains on Ms. Car in’s Snuggie ***

  13. And nobody can kill a thread like a Cat. Bunch o’ Pikers….

  14. Comment by xbradtc on September 29, 2009 3:07 am

    You’re a strange, strange boy.

    Considering the source, SeaNm, you should be very afraid……

    *** Cue Twilight Zone Music ***

  15. That’s not grape jelly.

  16. Ok, I can’t find the fricken coffee. I know I bought some on Sunday.

  17. Hola Car in

  18. Morning ‘cano.

    Where’d you put the coffee?

  19. I’m more of a green tea kind of guy. Or Diet Coke. Or crystal meth.

  20. * Stretch and Yawn* Morning All

    I have a lovely Chocolate Swiss Mocha Almond that I’m grinding right now…anybody up for a cup?

  21. If Tuesday were a football team it would be the Cowboys.

    Or maybe Seattle.

  22. I’m gonna skip Tuesday, and go right to Wednesday(without the cockfest)
    Tuesday, ahh, sir, YOU SUCK!!!
    Happy Wednesday, fuckos.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-syiZhHaN3I

  23. Maybe Tuesday would be the Lions.

    *runs away quick*

  24. Tuesday Weld = Sohos avatar.

  25. Okay Sox, I put out a new post/clean kitty litter for you to mess in. But if I see just one grain of litter outside the box, so help me I’m gonna….

  26. well, I’m awake, and off to work

    give me some funny to read when I get home!! eh?

    brb

  27. Tuesday is the Ed McMahon of weekdays. It’s tuna salad for dinner. Tuesday is a hammer with a broken shim that falls on your toe. It’s a bounced check to the water company.

  28. It is one hour and 2 minutes to Wednesday, Shim

  29. Tuesday’s Gone With The Wind – Skynard

    Whut tha fuck else ya need? Maybe a beer or two.

  30. I am going to scotch myself to sleep

  31. Oh, by the way…You Don’t Own Me!!!

  32. DONT rush the week I have surgery Thursday and I am nervous

  33. Don’t be worried, Sohos. It’s all downhill from here.

    And that Tuesday most certainly looks like she would suck.

  34. SohoS, you”ll be fine. You always are.

  35. Worst case scenario: they fuck up and have to amputate. You collect your settlement and move to the islands. And we’ll swim in circles.

  36. Tuesday Is Soylent Green Day

  37. amrosario.com/techblog/wp-photos/20071016-122629-1.jpg

  38. Here’s something for a Tuesday. Great Women Conservative Calendar. Not bad… http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/28/conservative-calendar

  39. Worst case scenario: they fuck up and have to amputate.

    Brings literal meaning to “stumping for her candidate.”

  40. kids. driving. me. crazy.

    Is it too early to start drinking?

  41. I mean, just a quick nip from the absolute bottle.

    I’ve got some mints. I can disguise the smell.

  42. Breakfast Beam over scrambled ice!

  43. For a second I thought that said Breakfast Beasn

  44. PA did you see my Pattyann cake link?

  45. Shim, I missed it. Sorry.

  46. Just for you, then
    http://tinyurl.com/mc2f75/

  47. Sohos, relax everything is going to be better after surgery. Take it from me, you know I know. And if you stay positive, you just might get another sumtin in the mailbox.

  48. Hahaha. You lil devil.

  49. What flavor is that cake?

  50. Tuesdays suck.

  51. Ok, I have a rant/story.

    I’ve mentioned before that I’m an organ donor,r ight? So this stuff pisses me off a bit.

    My sil (husband’s brother’s wife) is a diabetic alcoholic. She needs a new liver. She’s already had a zillion surgeries/wasted taxpayer dollars to keep her going.

    Last fall, she got drunk, fell and broke her hip. Of course, the doctors didn’t find out she was drunk, so she is still on “the list.” She was in a nursing home for months. yada yada. Our dime.

    Anyway, last friday, she got drunk AGAIN, fell and broke her OTHER hip.

    So far, she’s still on the list.

    I swear to Allah, if you asked her, she’d say it’s ok to drink because her liver is shot anyway. It doesn’t matter.

    So. Stupid.

  52. Worth watching for the hair alone.

  53. car in,
    People like that, selfish people, drive me bonkers.

    I have almost zero tolerance for people with addictions. I know that is not charitable and not the way we are supposed to be but I view it as a choice.

    Addicts deserve to be in the back of the line.

  54. This poat sucks.

  55. BIWIC,
    Just wanted to let you know I was joking yesterday about you being a bad attorney. I like to bring it up because you always have such a strong reply, it is obvious you take pride in being a good attorney, which makes it fun to poke at you.

    no offense intended.

  56. Tuesdays suck.

    No – Tuesday’s gone with the wiiiiiiiiind. My woman’s gone with the wiiiiiiiind.

  57. Thanks Shim. This isnt the knee surgery this is the surgery to remove the rod and screws…ick! Then about 4 weeks later will be the knee surgery.

  58. Okay, how many Hostages work here?

    http://tinyurl.com/y9txmjg

  59. Each step is a good one to get you back, Sohos, (no pun). One move at a time. Always staying positive with your thoughts. No fear.

  60. Thanks Shim!

  61. How many punks read the Hostages?

    http://bacn.me/ci1

  62. Sox, YESSSSS!

    http://bacn.me/ci3

  63. PattyAnn,
    What do you mean by “punks”?

  64. Take your pick, solotestical.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk

  65. Uni, punks=19 YOs who would duct tape a kitten like that.

  66. BIWIC,
    Just wanted to let you know I was joking yesterday about you being a bad attorney. I like to bring it up because you always have such a strong reply, it is obvious you take pride in being a good attorney, which makes it fun to poke at you.

    no offense intended.

    Thank you, not really an issue, and it takes some real work to offend me.

    Besides, if you apologize on this blog, its like chumming the water. Next thing you know, X-Brad will be pwning you with alarming regularity.

  67. What is it with all these Cat harassers. Cats are cool, damn it, leave them alone!

  68. When finally caught, the NSF official retired. He even offered, among other explanations, a humanitarian defense, suggesting that he frequented the porn sites to provide a living to the poor overseas women. Investigators put the cost to taxpayers of the senior official’s porn surfing at between $13,800 and about $58,000.

    You know, jazz, with reasoning like that, the guy has a teriffic future in Congress ahead of him.

  69. Tuesday is the week’s time of the month.

  70. BIWIC,
    Well you put so much into your response, I believe it was about five paragraphs long, I thought you may have been offended.

  71. You know, jazz, with reasoning like that, the guy has a teriffic future in Congress ahead of him.

    Michigan has a 10-cent deposit/refund on bottles and cans. When I throw my empties out of my car, I’m engaging in my own social welfare program. I call it “Joe’s Feed the Bums Campaign.”

    Littering? Bullshit. That stuff’s worth money, man. It’s CHARITY.

  72. **slaps Uni like the pussy he is**

    Did you say something, BiW?

  73. What is it with all these Cat harassers. Cats are cool, damn it, leave them alone!

    Cats are OK with me as long as their outdoor cats. And as long as they only beg for food about once a day.

    Their close cousin, Pussies, on the other hand are outstanding. I just wish they’d allow you to feed and pet them a little more often.

  74. Well you put so much into your response, I believe it was about five paragraphs long, I thought you may have been offended.

    Had I been offended, you would not have lived to see the dawn. Mheh.

  75. Well you put so much into your response, I believe it was about five paragraphs long, I thought you may have been offended.

    Lawyers have surpluses of words. It’s like asking a carpenter for a nail or a mortician for a body. Don’t be fooled by the number of words BiW used – they’re his stock and trade.

  76. Sox is an indoor kitty. But he never begs to be fed. I fill his dish whenever it gets empty, and that lasts him a couple days.

    He does beg to be petted, but it’s not as rewarding an experience as I was led to believe it would be.

  77. Even in a state w/o bottle refunds, we call littering a make-work program. Gives convicts and service groups a chance to do community service.

  78. Usually a five paragraph long response to an insult is a sign of emotional pain and venting.

    Shit, it may have been six paragraphs long.

  79. Even in a state w/o bottle refunds, we call littering a make-work program.

    I don’t mess with Texas. Texas has guns and likes them.

  80. Somewhat related to outdoor cats.

    Last night I almost ran over a raccoon as I was biking home. It was late in the evening and it darted out in front of me.

    Shortly after that an off leash pit bull wandered in front of me, the owner was about thirty feet away behind a bush taking her time.

  81. I was bumrushed by a trio of Chihuahuas yesterday while walking home from work.

    I guess I’m something of a sick bastard, but I’d kinda like to see what a .45 jacketed hollow point would do to a charging Chihuahua.

  82. Usually a five paragraph long response to an insult is a sign of emotional pain and venting.

    Lawyers are conflicted people, Uni. They’re in a constant state of hurt. They’re just too proud to show it.

  83. Usually a five paragraph long response to an insult is a sign of emotional pain and venting.

    Shit, it may have been six paragraphs long.

    If you’re going to keep telling me how I feel, I am going to start calling you a liberal.

  84. I am going to start calling you a liberal.

    Oh Fuck. It’s on.

    **ducks for cover**

  85. Tuesday is lime green

  86. Lawyers are conflicted people, Uni. They’re in a constant state of hurt. They’re just too proud to show it.

    Speaking of which, did that rash ever clear up? I told you that the ‘Blue-Light Special’ in a red light district is like a reverse Star Trek: Going where every man has gone before.

  87. I’m a pretty good shot with a .45, but I’m not sure I could even hit a twitchy little target like a chihuahua.

  88. You need to share your feelings, BiW. Light the incense and hold this Speaker’s Stick. You have the floor. Tell us, BiW, why did Uni’s comment put you in bad space? Own your feelings and share them.

  89. Jazz, get that motherfucking dick out of your mouth, and man up.

  90. “If you’re going to keep telling me how I feel, I am going to start calling you a liberal.”

    You crossed the motherfucking line!

  91. You crossed the motherfucking line!

    Waaaahhhhhhhh!!! You want a bigger blankie, you thumbsucker?

  92. Give him a snuggie, BiW.

  93. You need to share your feelings, BiW. Light the incense and hold this Speaker’s Stick. You have the floor. Tell us, BiW, why did Uni’s comment put you in bad space? Own your feelings and share them.

    *looks at Speaker’s Stick, drops it, picks up brick*

  94. It was five paragraphs and a sentence.

    All I asked was, “How bad of a lawyer are you?” and you went into a five paragraph response about how you breast feed your clients kittens to keep them alive during the freezing winter months.

    You emoted like an effete liberal who wants to be loved.

    Shit, I was just trying to make you feel better.

  95. Name that hostage

    http://tinyurl.com/y9uar7c

  96. “Name that hostage”

    One of the best inventions ever.

  97. It was five paragraphs and a sentence.

    And? You got a complete answer to your question. I am the worst kind.

  98. Tuesday is Weekend At Bernies 3

  99. Tuesday is Wiserbud poating.

  100. Tuesday is a Monday lunch burrito that refuses to vacate the premises.

  101. What this poat needs is a little culture, y’all …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sF0bQBOsFM

  102. Hey Brad, is your resume up to date? I think I found the perfect place for you to apply your ‘special skill-set’.

    http://tinyurl.com/yd4al87

  103. Tuesday is clean the toilets day

  104. Tuesday is “Date night for XBrad.”

  105. Tuesday is an impacted wisdom tooth that converts to a dry socket for thosae moments when you absolutely positively have to have some portable misery to carry around with you.

  106. Not until after the burrito vacates the premises!!!

  107. Tuesdays, TCBY Yogurt runs its ‘Andy Special’

    http://tinyurl.com/yefsy8t

  108. Tuesday is the morning after a case of cheap indians,when the rushing sound flowing out of your behind and the splashback on your ass won’t stop and you start to wonder if the changing in your body’s pressure will start caving your head in.

  109. On Tuesdays Sohos likes to go ‘exploring’ on the Campus Commons.

    http://tinyurl.com/ye7b6z7

  110. Tuesday is the day that when producing a hocker, scientist descend on your household to declare a new animal species has been discovered.

  111. Ewwhhh!

  112. On Tuesdays, Wiserbud’s daughter wears her favorite T-shirt to school.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8r4t6l

  113. Tuesday is realizing that like a particularly toxic fart, the Obama legacy of America-hating functionaries will remain long after we have flushed him down the electoral toilet of history.

  114. Tuesday is Mario Mendoza Bobblehead Night.

  115. Tuesday is the nationwide launch of Uniball’s latest business venture.

    http://tinyurl.com/y866nwk

  116. Wow, Pupster. I think I need a babysitter.

  117. Tuesday is the day Puppers hits several home runs…..hahahahahahaaha

  118. tuesday is naptime

  119. Tuesday is the day xbrad thought he really hit the jack pot, he was wrong:

    http://tinyurl.com/yaszg8f

  120. Tuesday is the day when you pick up your coffee cup, and the handle you super-glued back on snaps off, shattering the whole cup, and covering you in hot coffee.

    The good news – at least, NOW, you’re awake.

  121. Tuesday is panic about your business day.

  122. Sure, this Vista update has already hammered my laptop twice and I had to recover to the restore point. So why wouldn’t I try it again, what the hell, it’s Tuesday.

  123. Tuesday is “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” for strippers.

  124. Tuesday is 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.

  125. Tuesday is wondering why Andy’s avatard looks like Mr. Yuk!’s cousin, Mr. Der.

  126. Tuesday is push-up/pull-up day for me.

    Tuesday can suck my dick.

  127. Tuesday is the day before HHD.

  128. Tuesday is the second time that Viagra did absolutely nothing for you.

  129. Carin? Pictures?

    What’s your best time in the 800 meters?

  130. pendejo … it’s just not fair that women can’t use the expression “suck my dick.”

    Female equivalent?

    I call bullshit, and I’m using it.

  131. ““suck my dick.”

    Female equivalent?”

    Whipped by my pussy?

  132. I used to date a biker chick who could make “Eat me” sound like she was telling you to munch her yeasty, spoiled, garbage-pail yogurt slime vaj. It was pretty effective – you knew where you stood when she hauled that out.

  133. Jazz, I just threw up in my mouth….a lot.

  134. Tuesay is the day I bring speical treats, flowers, and gifts to my hostage friends who live here >> http://nycadre.home.acedsl.com/btf377/Bizarro20080626.gif

  135. I think “lick my balls” can be used by men or women. Look at the first family, who do you think really has the bigger balls between them?

  136. Jazz, there is just something about that description…

    Oh yeah, here it is:

    “I used to date…”

  137. I agree Carin. It’s a totally unfair playing field. There’s little that a woman can tell a man to do, that the man would find disagreeable.

    Eat my box = OK. Say when.

    Suck my clit = OK. Let me bruth my teeth first.

    Kiss my taint = Hang on, I’ll get there in a minute.

    Tongue my asshole = Hellllls to the yeaaahhh!!!!!

    There’s just not much that we find dispicable.

  138. Where is Americano from?

  139. There’s just not much that we find dispicable.

    What if she said, “Lick this horse spooge off my chin” ?

    munch her yeasty, spoiled, garbage-pail yogurt slime vaj

    The yogurt slime was a nice touch, Jazz. You are an artiste.

  140. ‘Afternoon, fagz and fagettes!

  141. scottw, ‘cano is on an island off the east coast of Australia.

  142. or maybe you already knew that and you’re asking where he was born? If that’s the case, I believe he’s from Gay, Michigan.

  143. They just had a huge earthquake, 8.3 near American Samoa, possible tsunami.

  144. Jazz, I just threw up in my mouth….a lot.

    Sorry, but you just made me laugh. :D

    Jazz, there is just something about that description…

    Oh yeah, here it is:

    “I used to date…”

    I have a thing for hot, strong, angry, uncouth women. I also have a thing for hygiene, which is one reason I don’t date that particular biker chick anymore. And, you know, hot != hygienic. Sometimes the nicest beer stores have the stinkiest coolers.

  145. PG, the honest cloud (or hc sock) dustup was hysterical.

  146. Siapan, is 3500 miles away from Samoa +-

  147. They just had a huge earthquake, 8.3 near American Samoa, possible tsunami.

    ‘cano better post a comment real quick. He doesn’t want that last one to be the one we all remember him by.

  148. I can just picture ‘Caino strollin through the Pearly Gates and hollerin up to the throne “Just couldn’t live without me, huh God?” and hearing the thunderous response: “What? Oh. Its you. Look dude, I just needed a few new island girls. You were standing in the way. I don’t know that I really want to let you stay.”

  149. That said I do not think distance from a tsunami = safety

  150. Is he in Saipan? I thought he was in the South Pacific.

  151. Northern Marianas

  152. Which I guess includes Saipan.

  153. I am 90% sure Compos, but it is south of Hawaii, and east of the Philippines that is not Tahiti, but it is not too shabby.

  154. ‘Cano’s mentioned Saipan to me a few times. I think he’s gone all Kurtz on us. Nubile native girls waiting on him hand and foot, fanning him with palm fronds and feeding him peeled poi.

    /It’s supposed to be ridiculous. Don’t sweat the “peeled poi.”

  155. That said I do not think distance from a tsunami = safety

    You are koresh, Vmax.

  156. Tuesday is wondering why Andy’s avatard looks like Mr. Yuk!’s cousin, Mr. Der.

    At least they got the hairdo right.

  157. Saipan is where the Army and Marines spent just as much time fighting each other as the Japanese.

  158. or maybe you already knew that and you’re asking where he was born? If that’s the case, I believe he’s from Gay, Michigan.

    And you are never going to forgive him for beating you out for the Homecoming Queen title, are you?

    Sometimes, you just gotta let go, cosmos. Especially since now he’s gonna die and stuff.

  159. I’m still here. (for the time being). And for the record, I was born in SuckMyBalls Oklahoma.

  160. I was born in SuckMyBalls Oklahoma.

    Seriously? You’d fit in well with the denizens of Taintscrape, Arkansas.

  161. And should I perish today, please remember me by my B. Jonson comment, which was literate and appropriate, and my “swimming in a circle with SohoS” comment, which was fokkin hilarious.

  162. SuckMyBalls Oklahoma

    hahaha!

    And you are never going to forgive him for beating you out for the Homecoming Queen title, are you?

    http://tinyurl.com/ye76kks

  163. Cano you do realize that my biggest fear is that the bone is going to shatter when they take out the rod, and they are going to have to amputate the bottom part of my leg?

  164. Cano you do realize that my biggest fear is that the bone is going to shatter when they take out the rod, and they are going to have to amputate the bottom part of my leg?

    Shatter? No. Feel really, really weird? Oh yeah.

  165. But thats totally not going to happen, Sohos. The worst is behind you, and you are now in recovery mode.

  166. This town’s full of money grabbers
    Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don’t mind the maggots,
    Shadoobie, my brain’s been battered
    My friends they come around they
    Flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter
    Pile it up, pile it high on the platter

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th47siid6_k

  167. sohos, I bet you’ve been on a regimen of PT along with eating stuff that strengthens bones, eh?

    Here’s a test… take off your shoe and whap yourself in the forehead as hard as you can five times. If your skull doesn’t cave in, you’re gonna be fine.

  168. They said on the news here that cars are floating in Samoa

  169. OK, I’m busy praying for all the Rosettas, and Sohos.

    Who else needs to be on the list. I’ve got plenty to go around.

  170. >> Cano you do realize that my biggest fear is that the bone is going to shatter when they take out the rod, and they are going to have to amputate the bottom part of my leg?

    Nah, hon that bone has been super-reinforced by the healing process. Hell it’s probably the strongest bone in your body now.

    You will kick somebody in the junk with it and you’ll put em DOWN.

  171. Sohos, you weren’t meant to lose your leg. That would already have happened. This operation is going to be a rousing success!

    On to the knee!

  172. I haven’t looked out my window yet this morning, but I live midway up a nice sized hill, so either way, I’m not too worried.

  173. “Nah, hon that bone has been super-reinforced by the healing process. Hell it’s probably the strongest bone in your body now.”

    That is absolutely true. Your doctor had to give you the WORST case scenario as full disclosure. No worries kid!

  174. Today is an especially tough day for the Rosetta’s. They need some extra love and prayers sent their way.

  175. And even though your leg will be fine, you’re still invited to c’mon over.

  176. HEY Sohos, I’M LURKING!!!That will be enough of that shitty talk.Reformed calcium is stronger than normal bone.

  177. I would afraid of waking up with a 4″ incision in my abdomen, and rods and screws still in my leg. Before you go in, take a Sharpee and write SCREWS IN LEG on your stomach.

  178. Anyone here Jewish?

  179. Sohos is gonna gone out with a flat chest and a brand new peener.

  180. ScottW-What the fuck, man?
    .
    .
    .
    Sharpie is spelled with an ‘ie’

  181. Anyone here Jewish?

    I’ve been circumcised. Does that count?

  182. and a brand new peener.

    What’s wrong with the one she already has?

  183. I control the media.

  184. Shit.

    Well, as a half Jew it really pisses me off the way the media tries to portray Roman in a sympathetic light, using his concentration camp experience as a fucking reason to go easy on him. It is a slap in the face to all those who suffered and went on to live full and honorable lives.

    Fucking pisses me off.

  185. Anyone here Jewish?

    I like chicken soup when I’ve got a cold…

  186. There was a story in the news a couple of weeks ago, a guy in England had is appendix removed twice. He has no idea what they removed the first time.

  187. Uni send this link to him, fuckin fix his ass.
    http://tinyurl.com/ydfzd4x/

  188. Shim,
    HA!

  189. fucking anti-Semite!

    Funny as fuck though.

  190. Anyone here Jewish?

    I worked in a Jewish law firm, ate passover, attended bar and bat mitzvahs, sat shiva, and got schooled on the bigotry of calling someone a “shylock.” And I’m a fireman, not an anteater. Does that count?.

  191. “I like chicken soup when I’ve got a cold…”

    http://tinyurl.com/ydfzd4x/

  192. Scott – I read that – the worst part? The government run hospital doesn’t know either!

  193. “Does that count?.”

    Sure.

    Any excuse to use this:
    http://tinyurl.com/ydfzd4x/

  194. HAHAHAHA Uni getting mileage.

  195. Is that a Chucky Shimmy doll? I’m scared.

  196. Booooo!!!!1!!!

  197. Shim,
    It’s funny as fuck because it is so fucking offensive and in your face.

    I love it.

  198. They might know, but they ain’t sayin’.

  199. Did you happen to see this today? Butt explosives?
    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml

  200. Any excuse to use this:

    Stuff like that conflicts me, Uni. That doesn’t feel nice and fun-like. To the contrary, it feels very concentration-campy, which scares the hell out of me. I can’t see anything fun about an image like that. (Not a knock on your sense of humor or propriety, just a visceral reaction to the picture.)

  201. SingleNut,, i search high and low for the best.
    How ‘ bout this sad tale from Slipknot?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ2LwW0f6rI

  202. How sad is it that Scott had to remind Laura of their anniversary.

    Last week.

    At IB.

  203. Yeah, I remember when I had my appendix out and they goofed up and took a testicle too.

    But it was cool cause I had three.

  204. Mare, if you ever read this thread again, check your e-mail.

  205. Not sad, funny.

  206. You just made me blow coffee out my nose, Dave. Hubby has an expression he uses for something going fast ‘like a 3-balled tomcat’

  207. Scott, 11 years of wedded bliss, and her reaction was pretty much “meh…”

  208. Jazz,
    I know exactly what you mean. I lost distant family in the Holocaust so I am sensitive to it. But I am totally against being cowed by images, and totally for seeing such over the top iconography and slogans, images and language as humorous.

    Think of an edgier Mel Brooks. I was in Berlin when they had “The Producers” showing at an old theater in the heart of the city. They production company hung some giant fake swastika banners on the outside of the theater. The image was shocking, but when you thought about what was behind the idea, it was funny as fuck.

    I find the soft bigotry of what is happening with Roman Polanski, actual mainstream columnists, commentators, and such talking about his past to put him in a positive light as being incredibly offensive, more offensive than images and shit that means nothing.

    Using the Holocaust and the antisemitism he experienced as a veiled excuse for his behavior is beyond offensive to me. It is immoral and spits on the graves of honorable people.

  209. >> ‘like a 3-balled tomcat’

    or “busier than a dog with two dicks”

  210. I use that kind of humor all the time. If my wife says no to my advances, she is antisemitic, same with friends who don’t agree with my views, or if they give me too few fries at McDonalds.

  211. Dave, I heard it as “happy as a puppy with two peckers”.

  212. Well yeah, dog-dicks, puppy-peckers.

    It’s the alliteration that makes it funny.

    alliteration or assonance?

  213. take a Sharpee and write SCREWS IN LEG on your stomach.

    Heh.

  214. who screws in the leg?

    Besides a dog humping your leg.

  215. When my daughter had surgery on her hand, I did write “NO!” on the other one.

  216. When I had my penis reduction surgery I drew an arrow to my penis.

  217. Antipenite

  218. I’ve never had surgery.

    The closest I’ve ever come to that was getting a tooth pulled.

  219. The times I’ve had surgery, there was already lots of blood squirting out of me to let them know where to get to work.

    Don’t need no stinkin’ Sharpie.

  220. “Antipenite”

    Heh!

  221. The last time a doc approached me while I was squirting blood, he was holding a staple gun.

  222. I use that kind of humor all the time. If my wife says no to my advances, she is antisemitic, same with friends who don’t agree with my views, or if they give me too few fries at McDonalds.

    I get – and participate in – that kind of humor. For stuff like that picture, though, all that goes through my head is, “What was wrong with those fuckers that didn’t object to stuff like this when it was real?” Evil is ratified through silence, so I force myself not to be silent. I’m good about painting a target on my own back.

  223. Tuesday is lousy hospital food.

  224. Jazz,
    I get like that when I visit monuments and concentration camps or read a book.

    Go to the memorial to the murdered Jews in Berlin if you want to feel some of the deepest despair and frustration in your life.

    Have you been? http://tinyurl.com/ph3xk

  225. Y’all quit depressing me further.

    XBrad at the dentist.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs

  226. My trips to the dentist never end well.

    http://tinyurl.com/ybb65zc

  227. We are in tsunami watch, but expect it to be lifted in an hour.

  228. One time I was skateboarding and tried to go under a tennis net cable. I didn’t get low enough and the cable hit my forehead. I had a red mark on my forehead for a while after. If you looked you could see the indents of the individual cables.

  229. That was quite an earthquake, 8.3 is what I read. Keep safe Americano.

  230. Now is a good time to go further up the hill, for a picnic or whatnot, ‘cano.

  231. I am working on HHD. Carin may be disappointed, I’m having a heck of a time finding a decent looking redhead.

  232. The best one so far is Danny Bonaduce. I just can’t go there.

  233. The last time a doc approached me while I was squirting blood, he was holding a staple gun.

    Its not when the staples go in, its when they come out that can be the bad part.

  234. Try Christina Hendricks.

    She’s a hot redhead.

  235. XBrad, you get your turn on Friday (shut your whore mouth).

  236. OK, try Damien Lewis, tho I think he’s been done.

  237. Americano, how far are you from the original quake?

  238. Go to the memorial to the murdered Jews in Berlin if you want to feel some of the deepest despair and frustration in your life.

    Uni, one of the lawyer at the law firm was a Holocaust survivor – when he was just ten or so, he was smuggled into the Netherlands and then into France, where he was hidden by some nuns. His parents and other family died in the camps, though. Our law office was a converted house, and on the stoop next to the steps at the front door was a bronze plaque commemorating the office in their memories. From the plaque, the eight steps on the stairway and four steps across the porch to the front door were the longest part of my day every single day the entire eight years I worked there.

    Freddie, the attorney, was 78 when I worked with him and a fabulous classical guitarist. I sat a lot of afternoons in his office just listening to him play, and we’d talk about . . . stuff – about why Jews vote Democrat, about why he was such a low-key, calm guy for a lawyer, about his incessant good nature. On one of those afternoons, a peculiar look crossed his face and, without a word, he quit playing. He reached into the file cabinet behind his desk, pulled out a small file, and asked if I could read German. When I respond in the negative, he sat down beside me, and as he opened my file, he said, “These are my family records. This is my mother, and this is my father.” He had copies of his parents’ camp records, which cataloged their belongings, health, and dates of death. There were other records, too, but his mother and father’s were the first ones I saw, and I could have been hit by a truck, I was so taken aback. The experience was profound.

    This is kind of heavy for the thread, and we’ve had a lot of heavy this week. If you want to take it off-thread, though, I’d be more than happy to continue the discussion (if there’s anything left to say) off thread. I’m racerx.theshootingstar (at) gmail dot com.

  239. Jazz,
    You’re killing me here.

  240. I think I’m killing the thread. Time for Jazz to STFU

  241. Hi Romy, I beg you NOT to put David Caruso for HHD unless it’s a video montage of him taking off his sunglasses.

  242. Or getting shot on the tarmac of the airport. That was a pretty good scene.

  243. I got one word for you Romy: mmmm mmmm mmmm. Damian Lewis.

  244. Oh thank god it’s finally going to drop into the low 90’s and stay there for a while. I’m ready for the 100’s to be gone until May.

  245. With her gifted legal analysis, I’m a little surprised that Whoopi lost out to Sotomayer for the Supreme Court nomination.

  246. Hi Will–did I see that you live here near Hell, AZ?

  247. OK, I’m a little conflicted.

    Cyn’s green skin is kind of a turn off. But the red hair is hot.

    Hmmmm

  248. Gilbert actually, but the weather’s nearly indistinguishable.

  249. No Shit? Same here, near San Tan Mall

  250. I was thinking that about your avatar xbrad. Rock hard tank but a lame sickly looking yellow.

  251. Brad, you do need a new avatard. Something more…human?

  252. I’m just a couple miles east and north of there. I drive past San Tan everyday on my commute to work.

  253. IT’S NOT A FUCKING TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IT’S A GODDAMNED BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    **pet peeve of mine**

    **and the color is “desert sand”**

  254. Gilbert is nice, and can be expensive.

  255. ****TO THE PERSON WHO POSTED THE HEADER—PLEASE SEND IT OR THE LINK TO ROSETTA, HE’S ASKING FOR IT ******

  256. sticks hand out window and waves at Will Hi-ee! You practically drive by my house every day; I work out of mine. Nice to know you.

  257. Brad, you do need a new avatard. Something more…human?

    Oh really, Ms. Rabbit?

  258. I lived in Tempe for a spell.

    PHX is great, most of the year.

  259. Hi Will–did I see that you live here near Hell, AZ?

    We have a Hell here in Michigan.

    http://www.hell2u.com/

    It’s kind of funny, because Michigan IS hell, too.

  260. Hi guys!

    What was this dissing of cats up thread.. Sox, if you need a home I can put you to work. I guarantee that you will enjoy it.

  261. *applies sensors to xbrad’s temples and takes reading*

    http://tinyurl.com/y93vjkd

    Hmmm.

  262. I’ve got the perfect avatar for you B-rad.

    http://tinyurl.com/ydoov8r

  263. Sox has already had his balls cut off, Catman.

    Sorry.

    And no, I didn’t do it. The previous owner staff did that.

  264. I just googled Hell MI and see that it’s a bit east of a little place where I lived in my yooth, Walled Lake. hmpf–small world.

  265. Laura–HAHAHA. Where can I buy one of those?

  266. Another ex-Michigan resident.

  267. Do not the keepers of harems like there jobs even though they are eunuchs?

  268. >> pet peeve of mine.

    Yeah, me too!

  269. lauraw, I am soo saving that pic!!

  270. their – dammit

  271. Doe that look like a rabbit to you??

  272. oh God, you just never know what you’ll find on a GIS

  273. SUCK IT BRAD!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  274. your avatar is very nice catman, big change from the cute lil’one who’s cheeks I kept wanting to sweetly pinch

  275. This is Isaih Bradley from Marvel comics – New Captain America?

    http://tinyurl.com/yeb44bj

  276. Hey, Pupster…

    http://tinyurl.com/ydd5tzh

  277. Drive time. G’nite, all.

  278. Will that be your new avatar, xbrad?

  279. The best one so far is Danny Bonaduce. I just can’t go there.

    I hear CarrotTop is built likea brick shithouse.

    But I’ll be the first to admit that I have no idea what women look for in a man.

  280. Uniball, in Tempe for a spell—you get yer skooling at what used to be the number one party campus in the land, as per Playboy or some other nekkid chick magazine?

  281. Actually, Gilbert isn’t so bad as it used to be. The housing slump hit here too, just not as hard. West of Greenfield Road and north of Warner it’s still ridiculous, but out in the annexed portions of own, some stuff is pretty reasonable.

  282. I have no plans to change my avatard.

  283. Cyn, if you’re off Williams Field east of the 202, I literally do drive by every day.

  284. We use to have a house at Val Vista and Warner before it got all crazy built up with businesses. Loved that house, but we outgrew it. We sure made a mint when we sold it in 2001, though. Our current neighborhood has been pretty lucky, I’ve only seen one bank-owned for sale sign.

  285. Let me know when you’re driving by Wm Field east of 202 and I’ll stick my hand out my front door and hand you something cold as you go by.

  286. Cyn, I went to ASU ’77 – ’80 (yes I am an old fart). Dropped out in my senior year for financial reasons but I consider myself an ‘almost alumni’.

  287. When my family first moved into Gilbert, we lived off Greenfield just north for Pecos in all that equestrian acreage. That neighborhood has really gone to hell in the last few years. I use to love going out and riding my bike between the cotton fields, but now it’s all just homes as far as you can see. I used to have a great view of the airbase and the Superstitions from my bedroom window. That went to hell with all the houses too.

  288. The desert-dwellers killed the poat.

    * kicks poat carcass *

  289. I lived near Elliott and Price and there was nothing but cotton fields south of Elliott. Gilbert was redneck land! lol!

  290. I live in a hovel. I have a wooden leg. I have a 1400 baud modem. My wife knits sweaters from discarded dog hair.

    My Daddy was a drunkard, my Momma was a whore, my Granddad was a newsboy ’til he was 84. What a nasty old bastard he was
    Maybe I’m crazy, I don’t know. Maybe that’s why I love you so.

  291. Chief! STFU you old swab jockey. :)

  292. Mare! MCPO is trying to write a country song again!

  293. “Mare! MCPO is trying to write a country song again!”

    hahahahahahaha….it appears so.

  294. Back then, anything south of Baseline was redneck land.

  295. Yell all you want, you filthy knob-gobblers!!!

    There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the screen. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder,I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I will control the horizontal. I will control the vertical. I can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next few hours, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Outer Limits.

  296. my Granddad was a newsboy ’til he was 84.

    My great-grampa wrote sports for the Allegan newspaper until he was 76, so we have something in common.

  297. “*applies sensors to xbrad’s temples and takes reading*
    http://tinyurl.com/y93vjkd
    Hmmm.”

    hahahahahahaha….Excellent. I want one of those meters.

  298. Are there country songs dedicated to Tuesday being a crappy (apparently) day for many?

  299. Tuesday used to be Buffy night. Those days are over.

    Now it’s NCIS night.

  300. Ted Nugent Rocked !!! I had no idea that was him on that song!

  301. New. Poat.

    I need your ass-istance.

  302. The Outer Limits rocked!!!

  303. Hi Brew *gives devil horns* !
    One last comment on us desert dwellers (Andy-STFU)… The hubby’s a native of Tempe (near the dairy plant) and remembers hen there was farm land south of Baseline. Now, it is cool living so close to what used to be Williams “Willie”AFB, they do flight skool there. We gets ta see cool jets in stuff.

  304. HAHAHA! I am the Master of Nostalgia!

    Bow before me and perform exultations!!

  305. Hmm yeah Tuesday sucks a lot… but the song was good.


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