‘Cause Few Things Are Funnier…

…than screw-ups on Live Television.

I’ve only seen a handfull of episodes of this show, but when a gaffe or accident occured, I always found it funneh. Not to mention the really bad dialogue, and yes, hammy acting. That said, they are professionals, and for the most part, they soldiered on.

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  1. Bring the rain of Down Turned Thumbs.

    Bring. The. Rain.

  2. This poat blows! No, wait a minute … it’s Dark Shadows.
    Okay, then, this poat is teh suck … yeah, that’s the ticket.

  3. Dude, I’m not watching a damned near 10 min vid. WTH is it w/ you and these epics?

  4. They were yellow roses, Patty.

    : > (

  5. Dude, I’m not watching a damned near 10 min vid. WTH is it w/ you and these epics?

    1. Its not my fault you have the attention span of a cocker spaniel with ADD on cocaine, but you can get medication to help with these shortcomings, you know?

    2. You don’t have to watch the whole thing. It is a montage of fairly short clips.

    3. Do you do anything but kill ticks, whine, and post at IB?

  6. Excuse me?! I have the attn span of a sulphur-crested cockatoo w/ ADD on crack, dumbass.

    3. Do you do anything but kill ticks, whine, and post at IB?
    No. Posting at IB takes a lot out of me. I have to be smart and shit.

  7. Ahhhh, the, somewhat mythic, crack-addled cockatoo.

  8. TLDW.

    Dude, the only thing you do that doesn’t go on and on and on is sex with your wife.

    She just thinks it lasts too long.

  9. She just thinks it lasts too long.
    ____________________________

    That’s not what she told me (about BiW, not me…. Assholes)

  10. STFU ‘cano.

  11. 3. Do you do anything but kill ticks, whine, and post at IB?
    No. Posting at IB takes a lot out of me. I have to be smart and shit.

    See??? That’s your f’in problem. We bring you into the family, we show you all the love a wayward moron could ever hope to have in a lifetime, and how do you pay us back??? You go mixin’ with the hi-falutin’ cousins like you’re too good for us and stuff. What is it? The straight teeth? The tops and bottoms? Or is it because they wear shoes?

  12. Morning, ‘cano.

    How’s my Tuesday going to be?

  13. What is it? The straight teeth? The tops and bottoms? Or is it because they wear shoes?

    It’s the big… words.

  14. Dude, the only thing you do that doesn’t go on and on and on is sex with your wife.

    She just thinks it lasts too long.

    Ha. Now you’re just talking shit, B-rad. Everyone knows she and I haven’t had sex in years.

  15. Morning, ‘cano.

    How’s my Tuesday going to be?

    He can’t talk to you right now. He’s busy SingTFU.

  16. Awesome. There are 3 more parts of these!

  17. Tuesday will be fucking sad, but improving. Nice weather, but that doesn’t seem real important. You’ll almost lose your job for trying to remind your boss that “we’re all big boys here” and your boss will feel you meant to insult him by calling him a child. (And you did).

    But mostly you’ll be sad.

  18. Awesome. There are 3 more parts of these!

    STFU, DiT.

  19. thanks TI. I felt a tingle up my leg.

  20. thanks TI. I felt a tingle up my leg.

    It’s why I’m here ‘cano.

  21. No, you’re here as a sperm repository / sandwich maker and getter. The other stuff is just frosting.

  22. :)

    —-meekly runs away to lunch.

  23. No, you’re here as a sperm repository / sandwich maker and getter. The other stuff is just frosting.

    See hon, now you’re confusing reality and fantasy again. The only sammich I’ll ever make you will contain poisonous caterpillars.

  24. Heh. He talked about sperm and frosting in the same comment.

  25. Only 8 thumbs? Now you bastages are just being spiteful.

  26. if, by “poisonous caterpillars” you mean “bisexual asian chicks” I’m totally sending you a plane ticket.

  27. Heh. He talked about sperm and frosting in the same comment.

    Why not? They are his two favorite things to lick off of someone else’s tool.

  28. Heh. He talked about sperm and frosting in the same comment.
    __________________________-

    It’s almost as if XBrad doesn’t know what Beasn uses for the “special” cakes for rude customers.

  29. if, by “poisonous caterpillars” you mean “bisexual asian chicks” I’m totally sending you a plane ticket.

    If I get to spend the entire trip diving (and it has to be a round-trip tickets), I think I can find you a couple of asian dicks err chicks.

  30. You might have more sex with your wife if you stopped calling her your tool.

  31. It’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good poat like this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6luuyNtEHuA

  32. Almost the entire trip diving, and I can wrangle my own.

  33. Some women don’t want a fancy dinner and a show. Sometimes, a trip to the zoo gets ’em in the mood.

    http://tinyurl.com/yb6dozn

  34. ….like they do on the Discovery Channel.

  35. Who the fuck wears a cocktail dress and heels to the fucking zoo?

  36. Who the fuck wears a cocktail dress and heels to the fucking zoo?

    Women who wanna cut to the chase? That’s why they’re called “Knock me down and fuck me” heels.

    And Why am I educating the Queen of Shoes about this?

  37. ….like they do on the Discovery Channel.

    Hahahahahaha

  38. Because MCPO is the Queeniest of them all?

  39. Heh! My guess, recently divorced.

  40. ‘Cano – Thanks for the astute observation and erudite analysis of my personality. Now, STFU and get me a drink!

  41. Women who wanna cut to the chase? That’s why they’re called “Knock me down and fuck me” heels.

    And Why am I educating the Queen of Shoes about this?

    ‘Cuz those aren’t knock me down and fuck me shoes.

    These are KMDAFM shoes
    http://zapp.me/7226531

  42. ….like they do on the Discovery Channel.

    Oh that’s a classic!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

  43. And these are KMDAFM boots

    http://zapp.me/7571697

  44. Grrrr …. Zappos … my wife keeps that place in business

  45. These are KMDAFM shoes
    http://zapp.me/7226531

    No, those are “I’m so desperate that I’d let BrewFan take a turn” shoes.

  46. Later, losers. Lunchtime. Either Tuna Poke (shut your holes), grilled Mahi, or KFC.

  47. No, those are “I’m so desperate that I’d let BrewFan take a turn” shoes.

    Alright BiW. I guess I’ll just have to take your well-educated opinion on it ;)

  48. Grrrr …. Zappos … my wife keeps that place in business

    *sigh* I wish I had a place to wear non-trail shoes.

  49. way to kill a thread, Tat.

  50. way to kill a thread, Tat.

    Can’t blame her. This thread was on life support when it started.

  51. I’m learning at your knee Xbrad.

  52. I buy Doc Maartins fro Zappos. Great shoes!

  53. I’m learning at your knee Xbrad.

    If you’re using B-rad’s knees for examples, then you are in bad, bad shape, Tat.

  54. $675 for a pair of shoes? No way!

  55. I’m learning at your knee Xbrad.

    Uh, while you’re down there…

  56. $675 for a pair of shoes? No way!

    That’s why you gotta find the rich ones when you’re wearing those.

  57. Uh, while you’re down there…

    See the comment at 10:53.

  58. BiW, I loved Dark Shadows and got a kick out of this. I think there may have been some drinking going on with a few of the cast members.

    When I was a kid, this scared the poo out of me.

  59. Taking the non-sequitur to new heights: IS JASON GARRETT ON CRACK?!

    Sheesh, my 6 year-old could call better plays than this.

    Sorry, where were we?

  60. Mare, the funniest thing i remember is a scene where Barnabas walks inside, takes off his cloak, and without looking, reaches with one hand to hang it up…and he tried four times before letting it fall to the ground. He was just out of reach of the hook.

  61. Taking the non-sequitur to new heights: IS JASON GARRETT ON CRACK?!

    Sheesh, my 6 year-old could call better plays than this.

    Sorry, where were we?

    *winds up, delivers monster brain duster*

    Dammit, newbie, I was talkin’ here!

  62. Dammit, newbie, I was talkin’ here!

    Huh, what?! Were you sayin’ something? I fell asleep.

  63. * covers head with arms *

    It was the Indians talking!!! … It was the Indians talking!!!

  64. Ugh, I hate when people I don’t wanna associate w/ track me down on FB. Time to do a friend purge.

  65. **zzzzzzzzzzzzzzznnsssrnok***

    Is Biw done yet?

  66. **zzzzzzzzzzzzzzznnsssrnok***

    Is Biw done yet?

    No sweetie. Go back to sleep.

  67. Mmmmm, dark choco + caramel.

  68. Awwwwwww,

    She called me “sweetie”

    I’m smitten.

  69. She called me “sweetie”

    I’m smitten.

    Ewwww, get it off, get it off!

  70. not entirely sure that’s possible Tat, he’s…….. needy.

  71. One of my favorite lines: “I’m so smitten, I’m smote!”

  72. not entirely sure that’s possible Tat, he’s…….. needy.

    Uhhhhh. Do something!

  73. Heh. At least I’m not busy humping your leg like a chihuahua.

    **glares at BiW**

  74. what movie Roamy ?

  75. Cowboys are looking OK against the Panthers tonight. Tony is in good form.

    One of these days, I’m going to crash a party at his house.

  76. Do something?

    like what?

    A) buy you chocolate
    B) buy you shoes
    C) take you away from your too busy life to a life of leisure
    D) smack Xbrad with a rolled up newspaper

  77. (E) All of the above

    Thank you

  78. Goodnight, ya bunch of dumbasses!

  79. nite Chief

  80. ‘nite, MCPOhmygodlookhowoldheis.

  81. scrolling…..
    still scrolling…..

    hmmmmm

    nope, no “E”

    sorry

  82. scrolling…..
    still scrolling…..

    hmmmmm

    nope, no “E”

    sorry

    Dammit, I knew it was too easy.

    After much thought I can’t decide between B and D.

  83. B and D?

    S and M?

    Wow, Tat. There’s more to you than I thought…

  84. TGSG, as far as I know, it wasn’t from a movie. It was, however, a good line. :)

  85. Good night, Chief.

  86. Wow, Tat. There’s more to you than I thought…

    Well yeah. And pretty sure I’ve mentioned the whips and chains before. Pay attention goober.

  87. Romy, here’s a little token of my affection:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfsFtpACFw

  88. ‘Night all. Don’t forget to turn the lights out on the poat when you’re done.

  89. ‘Night all. Don’t forget to turn the lights out on the poat when you’re done.

    What are you, some kind of tree-humping, bunny-hugger? STFU! I’ll leave the lights on if I want to.

  90. painful win, some life in the second half I suppose

  91. >>>And pretty sure I’ve mentioned the whips and chains before.

    I missed that.

    *eyeballs roll up*

    *thud*

  92. What are you, some kind of tree-humping, bunny-hugger?

    You sure that isn’t “bunny-humping, tree-hugger”?

    or “tree/bumping, hunny/hugger” ?

  93. That was awesome, XBrad! The flash during SRB separation is even scarier on the inside.

  94. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b65_1254107625

    Or a tree fighter

  95. Trying to figure out which flight it was. It’s Columbia and not one to ISS.

  96. Yeah, I didn’t catch any mission patches or other clues.

  97. Yeah, I didn’t catch any mission patches or other clues.

    We know. It’s ok tho, we like you just the way you are.

    Bonus points to the first dude that gets the movie reference there.

  98. haha EdB stoopid Rooskies

  99. TGSG:

    Yeah. They know they should save it for the dogs with bees coming out of their mouths

  100. well it won’t be me Tat, I don’t recognise it.

    on that note (a soft b flat I think) gnight all.

    bewell.

  101. Night TG.

  102. Night TG

  103. Way to kill it Eddie.

  104. Glad you got to see me, TG.

  105. KFC

  106. Good call.

  107. My bet is STS-65 – they talk about a 2-week mission, and when they do the comm check, there’s a MS-4 (mission specialist 4), male commander and pilot, and a female voice for PS, no number, who would Chiaki Mukai.

  108. You know, I’m not gonna spend a lot of time tracking that down.

    I really haven’t paid much attention to the crews in years.

  109. Isn’t STS-65 the one they sent jellyfish up on?

  110. MS-4 is not typical.

  111. Tats:

    I am a man of many talents

  112. radioactive mutant space jellyfish. What could possibly go wrong?

  113. Isn’t STS-65 the one they sent jellyfish up on?

    Probably. I think they had koi, too.

  114. Newts.

  115. You know of course, I wiki’d it.

  116. Ah. I wiki’d the crew, not the payload. The Japanese missions are memorable because they asked for volunteers to be foreign escorts. The Japanese sent a LOT of press.

  117. Japanese with cameras? Who knew?

  118. I drive Mr. RFH crazy trying to figure out stuff like that. He just lets it be.

  119. Japanese with cameras? Who knew?

    My hysterical giggling at that comment is a sure sign it’s bedtime.

  120. NASA is running an escort service?

  121. Don’t sweat it, Romy. I saw a pic that Andy posted the other day, in a discussion of B-24s, and had to make sure everyone knew it was a PB4Y-2.

  122. Goodnight, TI

  123. What used to be called the Huntsville Operations Support Center is located smack dab in the middle of Redstone Arsenal. They don’t like foreign nationals running around with cameras by themselves.

    And, yes, I am a certified escort. Trained, even.

  124. Goodnight, TI

    Night ‘cano, and the rest of y’all.

  125. And, yes, I am a certified escort. Trained, even.

    **thud**

  126. Heh. :)

  127. I was never an escort like that.
    But one time, during a large excercise in southern CO, my turret electronics went tits up, and I couldn’t fight. During that time, the BRAC was taking a close look at Ft. Carson, and the governor set up an anti-BRAC commisison. They were watching the wargames. I was told to take my track over to the dog&pony show and display it.

    So I gave tours all day of the dirtiest damn track to ever be displayed. I even forgot to take down the nudie posters in the back. I had my crew try to get some of the mud out of the back, but we weren’t very successful.

    I got bored just walking them through it. So I started giving them rides. That was fun. Then I said fuck it- let’s really impress them- I let about half a dozen of them drive the damn thing. Even a couple of women.

    That came to a screeching halt when the general’s aide caught us. I didn’t get in trouble, but I wasn’t allowed to let them drive anymore. I did get to give the governor a nice ride. We got the track airborne.

  128. Two thuds in one day. I think I’ll call it a good night.

  129. Nope. Not yet.

  130. Hahahaha!!!! I got this mental image of Dukes-of-Hazzard Rebel yells coming out of your tank.

  131. It. Is. Not. A. Tank.

    It’s a track. Or Bradley. But never a tank.

    And there might have been some whooping. And a little squealing. Mostly from the girls.

    Mostly.

  132. VIP tours can get you in trouble.

    I won’t name names, but one of the local aerospace managers was trying to impress the big boss from out of town by bringing him through the labs. He was looking for one of the senior contractor employees and found our senior electronics tech, a 20-year Special Forces veteran and not a man to cross.

    Manager: Where is XXXXX?
    Tech: I don’t know.
    Manager: Well, call him!
    Tech: I don’t have his cell phone number.
    Manager (getting huffy): I need him here now!
    Tech: Sorry, I can’t help you.
    Manager (really huffy): Do you know who I am?
    Tech: No, sir, do you know who I am?
    Manager (loudly): Who are you, then?
    Tech: I’m the mothafucka who doesn’t give a rat’s ass who you are.
    Company VIP (laughs heartily)

    Fin.

  133. sorry! Track, then.

  134. **looks around, remembers where she’s at**

    STFU, XBrad!

  135. Heh.

  136. Okay, bedtime for reals.

  137. Nighty nite.

  138. Anagrams for Bradley Tank Commander:

    My Lord, A Batman Redneck

    A Barrack Tend Moldy Men

  139. Angels clinched the AL West!

    Now, please, please, fucking PLEASE beat the Red Sox in the ALDS!

  140. Where the hell is everybody?

  141. Fuck you. I’m here.

  142. Well, you could’ve said something over the course of the last half hour, fer Chrissakes.

  143. Now I’m not here anymore.

  144. Fine, then. Be like that.

  145. **leaves very quietly**

  146. *lets silent fart

  147. New poatse.


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