Big Boob Friday™

It has finally come to this.  When Rosetta is busy, you are so hard up for talent that Wiserbud asked me to publish BBF for you.

I feel dirty.  That’s like offering me sloppy seconds after Jazz is done with Brewfan.

But never mind, I’ll be a good sport and show you how BBF should be done.  I’m actually doing this on Thursday night, and timing the release after midnight, rather than doing it tomorrow.  Because I work for a living.

Before you drool over today’s model, I thought I should attempt to enlighten you neanderthals with some cutting edge pop culture.

Behold, the creation of Art:

You don’t like that?  Shut up.  Black Baby Jesus likes that.  I’m Lutheran, and he told me so.

Now for today’s model.  I will depart from Rosetta’s obsession with bloated heifers.  Our model today is Kelly Brook, born in Rochester, England.  She’s not only a model but, at the tender age of 29, a successful entrepreneur with her own line of lingerie and swimwear.  She has a keen eye for fashion and the instinctive gift of business acumen.

For example, she knows something about lingerie, in my opinion.

I know lingerie

I know lingerie

I’m thinking her expertise in the swimwear market is also beyond dispute.

I know swimwear

I know swimwear

Kelly makes me think of this song:

OK, that’s it for this Friday.

. . .

Wait, I’m forgetting something.

Oh yeah — this day in history.

1513: The members of a Spanish expedition under Vasco Núñez de Balboa cross the Panamanian isthmus, becoming the first Europeans to see the Pacific Ocean.  After smoking some weed, Vasco thinks, “If we dug a big ditch through this shithole, we could get ships through here.  Nah, that’s crazy.  Only a super awesome nation could do that.”  Four hundred and sixty-four years later, the most awesome construction project yet undertaken by mankind. . .

1912_miraflores

. . . was given away by America’s Dumbest President Jimmy Carter to a little dipshit military dictator named Omar Torrijos.


1690: Publick Occurrences, Both Forreign and Domestick, the first newspaper in the American colonies, publishes its only issue before being suppressed by the government.  Three hundred and nineteen years later, members of the Obama administration consider imposing the Fairness Doctrine on the internet.

1789: Led by James Madison, Congress approves 12 amendments to the Constitution. Ten of these amendments, which will be ratified by the states in 1791, are known as the Bill of Rights.   Two hundred and twenty years later, the Obama administration considers most of the Constitution  as an anachronism which needs to be reinterpreted by a wise Latina.

1957: After prolonged resistance by local leaders, nine black students enter Central High School in Little Rock, Ark., under the protection of the National Guard.  Fifty-two years later, anyone opposing the Obama administration is deemed a racist by former president Jimmy Carter.

1965: Satchel Paige, a former Negro League player, becomes the oldest pitcher in major league baseball history when he throws three scoreless innings for the Kansas City Athletics at the age of 59.  A mere forty-four years later, President Obama throws out the first pitch at the All-Star game, wearing mom jeans and throwing like a girl.

368 Comments

  1. Hursties!

  2. **hangs head in shame**

    Michael? Michael?

    There’s 310 people with posting privileges. And Rosie asked an IB’er. Hell, THE IB’er.

    **sigh**

    Guess it’s time for the H3.

  3. BTW, I listened to the Gretchen Wilson vid. Surprisingly good.

    And I’m guessing that was Nancy Wilson on the guitar. Still looking pretty good. Shame about her sister being eaten by a whale.

  4. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????

    Michael is posting here????

    HOWCUM NOBODY TOLD ME THE APOCALYSE WAS HERE???? I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT A CIGAR!!!!!

    But she is easy on the eyes.

  5. And I’m guessing that was Nancy Wilson on the guitar. Still looking pretty good. Shame about her sister being eaten by a whale.

    As my son and I left the Western Washington Fair (The PUYALLUP) last night, we could here Heart playing at the Grandstand. It sounded like crap, but I suppose if it sounded good in the parking lot, no one would buy tickets.

  6. That’s Nancy, right?

    I always have a hard time remembering which is Ann and which is Nancy. I mean, obviously it was the cute one, but what’s her name?

    And Gretchen, whom I’ve no particular like for, did a fine job singing the vocals. Sounded just like the album cut.

  7. HAHAHAHAHA.

    YOUR H2 DNA IZ BOKE

  8. Seriously, I’m pretty offended that Rosie would invite an IB’er to poat the BBF.

    Did he even ask any of us? He sure as shit didn’t ask ALL of us.

  9. LauraW is an IBer.

    Also Michael is very punctual.

    You have to appreciate that.

  10. WHile we are at it, why not let Ace post here? Kinda like when Metallica does a set back at the shithole garage where they started.

  11. Daughter asked me today what a “lamo” was. I asked her where she heard that, and she said that some of the first graders were calling the preschoolers lamos.

    Sigh

  12. LauraW is an IBer.

    yeah, but I lurrrves me some Lauraw. I mean, come on, the hump man, the hump!

    On the other hand, I don’t even know anyone who will admit to LIKING Michael.

  13. Laura is A) The Hump. You don’t fuck with the hump; and B) She’s one of the Elders Statesmen of Aceholia. She gets a pass for that. Plus, she’s not really an IB’er. She just hung out there because H1 hadn’t been formed yet. And kinda lingers there. Like the smell of a fart.

    I’m not really pissed at Michael. He did the best he could. And he’s not the one to blame anyway. If you ask a thief to watch your jewelry store while you go to lunch, you are to blame for any shenanigans.

  14. Besides. Laura pushed you in the ocean, so she’s got that going for her…

  15. Good looking lady, Bruce.

    That said, what the fuck is Batdude doing poateing BBF? And is this even a poat, or is it a “comment”?

    Up is down. Black is white. Goatse is Tubgirl.

  16. You are not appreciating the boobies.

    That’s wrong of you. Those are good boobies.

    Also my elbow is healing up nicely. I’m picking the scab now.

  17. Brad:
    Ace posted your idea about P-Burgh, but he linked to a dead link.

    Heh

    So I sent him the DPUD article

  18. I saw that Eddie, and he was kind enough to reply to my email

    He claims he saw it at Insty.

    I think the fucker just don’t wanna gimme a hat tip.

  19. Did he even ask any of us? He sure as shit didn’t ask ALL of us.

    He didn’t ask me.

  20. PJ, quit fucking around at Ace’s and come here. I wanna give you a hug.

  21. Seriously, I’m pretty offended that Rosie would invite an IB’er to poat the BBF.

    Rosie’s busy. Blame Wiser.

    (You would know this if you read the first paragraph of the post.)

  22. I ignored the text and stared at the rackage.

    Just sayin’

  23. OK, well, Wiser is definitely not getting thrown into the Pacific.

    Which he’s gonna regret after we douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.

    And beat him like a pinata.

    At a birthday party full of starving Tijuana urchins.

  24. I ignored the text and stared at the rackage.

    Aw man, at least read my this day in history rant at the end. I worked on that.

  25. What the hell is going on with Randy Quaid? Is he playing Santa in an upcoming Chrimmas movie? And how long has he been married to a dude?

  26. It’s a good rough draft, Michael.

    See if you can find some funneh.

  27. *reads history thingy*

    Sorry, but attractive (and non farmesque) wimmins still trump facts, history, words, and shit.

  28. (You would know this if you read the first paragraph of the post.)

    You’re assuming that any of us can actually read.

  29. See if you can find some funneh.

    Funneh is watching your lips move when you reread the Owners Manual for a Bradley Fighting Vehicle to figure out how to start the engine.

  30. Sean:

    I was told there would be no math in this thread

  31. Michael, Have DinT get you to an open house at Hood or Bliss. You’ll spend 10 minutes trying to figure it out.

    It’s easy, just not what you’d expect.

  32. All kidding aside, I always thought it criminal that Satchel Paige had to wait until he was way over the hill to pitch in the Big Leagues.

    And then for mostly shitty teams.

  33. I was told there would be no math in this thread

    There isn’t any, but you have to know who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb.

  34. Grant’s wife.

  35. umm….Lincoln?

  36. good night fagz.

  37. Nope, strike that. I’d forgetten.

  38. All kidding aside, I always thought it criminal that Satchel Paige had to wait until he was way over the hill to pitch in the Big Leagues.

    And then for mostly shitty teams.

    Yeah, but he gave some of the best advice EVAR:

    “Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.”

  39. I’m sure it’s Friday somewhere.

  40. It’s easy, just not what you’d expect.

    I’m guessing it’s a big red button that says “Start.” I doubt they use car keys for Bradleys.

  41. Like, the east coast.

  42. You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

  43. PJ, good first comment at Aces, but you know I missed you here.

    Now get me a sammich, wouldya?

  44. Actually, I must say this is a rather good BBF post. The chicky is actually cute and her facial features aren’t distorted from fat.

  45. I’m sure it’s Friday somewhere.

    Hell, I think it may very well be next year where Americano is commenting from.

  46. I’m a little more disgusted that the LA Times would lump these people in with antiabortion protesters.

    I spent a weekend in jail when I was a girl from protesting abortion and I never, I mean NEVER wore black.

  47. I’m guessing it’s a big red button that says “Start.” I doubt they use car keys for Bradleys.

    No car keys, but no starter button either.

  48. Can someone please tell me what this means?

    police provocateur

  49. FYI, McAfee warned me off the site linked by Eddie above at 1:21, because it attempts to exploit a browser security weakness. If you went there, you might want to do a virus scan and and check for spyware.

  50. eddie, why you keep trying to link kiddy porn?

  51. No car keys, but no starter button either.

    You mean that you have to hotwire the damn thing?

  52. I spent a weekend in jail when I was a girl from protesting abortion and I never, I mean NEVER wore black.

    Wow, PJ, that is awesome. Now I think you are even more hot.

    I’ve never been in jail, but I wish I could say I had been there for a reason like that.

  53. OK, am I the only one who thought about PJ and hot lesbian prison sex?

  54. The starter is on the gearshift. Instead of putting it into forward, or reverse, you put it into “start” and then back to neutral.

  55. Michael, there is nothing worse than wearing another woman’s underwear.

  56. OK, am I the only one who thought about PJ and hot lesbian prison sex?

    Duh.

    Brad, that’s just a stupid question. Duh.

  57. Michael knows that already, PJ.

    That’s why he’s got his own womans underwear.

  58. ok but seriously, what’s a police provocateur?

    They’re just out to bug the police? Why do they only do it at G20 stuff?

  59. Michael, there is nothing worse than wearing another woman’s underwear.

    You’re only saying that because you have not had sex with me.

  60. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  61. PJ a ‘police provacateur’ would be a police officer pretending to be a protester who starts shit with the cops, thereby giving the cops an excuse to crack heads and shoot tear gas.

  62. ooooooooooooooh

    ok

    I like it. Crack their heads.

  63. Sorry. I was just trying to post a story that that Jon Smeaton guy is running for office.

    My bad.

  64. Michael, there is nothing worse than wearing another woman’s underwear.

    *decides against mentioning, well, anything seen online that happens in Japan*

  65. Michael, aside from pretty much anything in Japan, there is nothing worse than wearing another woman’s underwear.

  66. yeah, I’m pretty sure we could name a few things worse than that…

  67. And am I the only one that thought “Daddy’s Fingers” yesterday when McKenzie Phillips talked about her special time with Jon?

  68. And am I the only one that thought “Daddy’s Fingers” yesterday when McKenzie Phillips talked about her special time with Jon?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    sick fuck

  69. Michael, aside from pretty much anything in Japan, there is nothing worse than wearing another woman’s underwear.

    That has never seemed like a big deal to me. You’re such a princess.

  70. what do obama & God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate.

    What are their differences? God does not think He is obama

  71. I am a princess dammit! My mom always called me the princess and the pea. I’m certain that was only meant in complimentary terms.

  72. Of course, I wear soiled women’s underwear on my head, so maybe that’s the difference.

  73. And am I the only one that thought “Daddy’s Fingers” yesterday when McKenzie Phillips talked about her special time with Jon?

    First, I thought about “Star Whores.” Then, “FUCK SALT!!!” came to mind. After that, I considered talking shit about Total, but decided against that particular course of action.

  74. Smells………so fresh, doesn’t it Michael?

    {{{shudder}}}

    I made that mistake one time. I was at my girlfriends house in high school and picked up a pair of her jeans to borrow, I have no idea what possessed me, but I wanted to see if they were clean so I smelled the crotch.

    Bad Idea Jeans

  75. Where did “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” factor into your ruminations, Sean?

  76. b-rad, are you gonna tell us those jokes when we meet up in early October? See Sean? I say early October because you can’t handle it if I say October 2nd.

    Anyhoo, I’d like nothing more than to hear those really old jokes from you on Friday night b-rad. Maybe you could even tell them a couple times?

  77. **adds PJ to the list of people that we definitely won’t be throwing into the Pacific**

  78. **adds PJ to the list of people that we definitely won’t be throwing into the Pacific**

    whaaaaaa? I thought for sure after that last comment I’d be the first one to go.

  79. whaaaaaa? I thought for sure after that last comment I’d be the first one to go.

    Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2009 1:02 am

    OK, well, Wiser is definitely not getting thrown into the Pacific.

    Which he’s gonna regret after we douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.

    And beat him like a pinata.

    At a birthday party full of starving Tijuana urchins.

  80. oh, I missed that

  81. See Sean? I say early October because you can’t handle it if I say October 2nd.

    I dunno, I consider “early” the first of the month.

    *runs away*

  82. I thought you might have.

    I still love you. Just not enough to keep me from burning you.

  83. Can we just schedule it on the 5th now? Sean can’t make it that day can he?

  84. Can’t make it the 5th. I might have a job by then. And if this pans out, you’ll never guess who I’d be working for.

  85. I’m bored. I need something to read. Anyone got any good blogs to suggest?

  86. you’ll never guess who I’d be working for.

    you would be correct

  87. Take a sweet suck of my ass, PJ

  88. om nom nom

    Quite nutty

    Now, are you gonna tell who you’re gonna work for, or do I really have to hazard a guess?

    McDonald’s

    final answer

  89. C’mon, PJ, take a suck.

    I just washed it today this week this month not too long ago.

  90. poor random guy. he must think I’m loony. I was like, what is he talking about? That was a good coincidence that you came over at the same time he posted a blog with the name brad in it.

  91. I’ve seen that Bradblog before.

    Nuttier than squirrel shit.

  92. Unlike Random, we KNOW you’re looney.

  93. and that’s exactly why you love me

    oh get this, you know how my kids go to the spanish immersion school and schtuff and how they’ll be trilingual when they graduate?

    I found out tonight that the grant for this program is from the federal government, the military to be exact. They’re trying to get more bilingual people.

    I just thought that was interesting.

  94. ok, it’s 00:05 here, time for night night

    see how military and stuff that grant made me?

  95. Nuttier than squirrel shit.

    RACIST!!!

    (ACORN helps teh black and brown people, you know?)

  96. The Military? really? Cool.

    Just don’t let them join the Air Force.

  97. Wow. This poor potezus sure died a quick and painful death.

    Let’s hope one of the baby Jesuses can perform a miracle and raise it from the dead.

  98. You know, that first pair of underwear don’t really look very comfy. Scratchy.

  99. . And if this pans out, you’ll never guess who I’d be working for.

    I’ll take a stab at that.

    SeaNm?

  100. Hola, spazzes. I’m a few poats behind, so I’ll check back later

  101. Hi ‘cano,
    How was the typhoon?

  102. This is actually a pretty good post, MIchael. I thought the This day in history section was well thought out, educational, and amusing. The pic of Ms. Brook in her undies is sweet. I wish you would have posted a couple more “below the fold.” Rosetta always does that. It’s kind of like opening all of your Christmas presents then excitedly remembering that your stocking is still hanging there with more goodies in it.

    Also, I wish you would have verbally berated us more. Rosetta does such a good job of it that I’ve actually made a habit of putting clothespins on my nipples before I read BBF. I expected more from a dude who likes to wear tights and a black leather mask.

  103. Typhoon went north of us. We got wind and wet, but nothing too gnarly.

  104. >high five to Mikey< good job batman.

    morning all
    brb

  105. Good to hear you’re alright, Cano. Have you ever had one pass over the island while you were there?

  106. Nice work, Micheal. Lovely choice of model and the rest of the post had something that one might even say approached humor thrown in.

    I knew when I asked you to guest-post, that you would not disappoint. How does it feel to finally have athread that you wrote have more than 13 comments?

    And to x-brad, I was going to throw out an invitation for volunteers, but then I thought “why not ask non-hostages to guest-post the BBF for the next few weeks?” Michael was first on my list, but there will be others. Ooooooh, yes, there will be others.

    I figured that might bring a little much-needed variety to the place. So quit yer bitchin’. STFU.

    However, if anyone wants to volunteer (I’m also speaking to our lurkers here) please let it be known.

    All are welcome… All are welcome…

  107. hey, ‘cano. Good to see the conflagration missed you.

  108. “The chicky is actually cute and her facial features aren’t distorted from fat.”

    LOL!

  109. scottw, want to do next week’s BBF?

  110. Good morning. I won’t be critical of the BBF model, because (1) she’s okay, and (2) Rosie didn’t post her, and the Michael doesn’t deserve the grief.

    there is nothing worse than wearing another woman’s underwear.

    Speak for yourself.

    And you know what? “Gretchen” sounds too much like “retchin'” to be a likable name. Any name that evokes the image of convulsive dry heaves needs to be relegated to the dustbin of history.

  111. Michael deserves HUGE props today, though, for having BBF up on time – like, at the BEGINNING of the day and not the end. It’s not effing “BBF Afternoon.” It’s “BBF,” and Friday lasts all day. Rosie really needs to get his priorities right.

  112. I’ll do one wiserbud if’n you get no takers

  113. and the Michael doesn’t deserve the grief.

    You had me till that line. What are you trying to get? A promotion?

  114. good morning PJM its a little early in yer neck-o-the-woods

  115. Jazz, have you ever done a BBF post?

  116. Hey Brewfan.
    Regarding your crazy cat, I have (2) other possibilities.
    1) Feline Hyperesthesia Syndrome
    2) Epilepsy. Seizures in dogs (and I assume cats) can manifest themselves into all kinds of odd behaviors. A dog seizure can be anything from a brief period of crazy aggression to chasing and attacking invisible objects.

  117. I just sent the kids off to school and am going to crawl back into bed with gavin, but I’m too lazy to walk to the bedrooms yet.

    How’re ya sohos?

  118. I’m good. Busy with school and next Thursday is another surgery

  119. Bwhahahahahahahahah! PJM? http://tinyurl.com/yb8ztk9

  120. That can’t be me Jazz, I’m usually bigger than that when I’m pregnant. Think Jabba the Hut.

  121. Poor sohos, when was your last surgery? are you going to have to miss a lot of school?

  122. Nice job, Michael.

    *injects self in neck with Gila Monster venom*
    *shoots a funnel full of Valu-Rite Vodka*
    *sparks up a fattie*

    TGiFiAF

  123. I’ll do one wiserbud if’n you get no takers

    You have my vote, gimpy.

  124. Mornin’

    NYT translation: “Mornin’, boy

  125. That’s quite a concoction you’ve mixed into your blood stream there, lw. Might as well take this peyote while you’re at it.

    OH! and you might want to keep this around. *hands lw an Army-issue flame thrower*

  126. PJM I havent had a surgery since March. This is the one where the take the rods and screws out. I will only miss one class b/c it is Thursday morning and my class is at 4pm. I have already told the professor I will be out that day. A woman who was in my undergrad classes is in that class and said she will email me the notes etc.

  127. NYT translation: “Mornin’, boy“

    HAH! I’m sooo using that today.

    And thanks, compos.

    *gasps and stares at flame-thrower*

    OHMYGOD IT SHOOTS FLOWERS, FLOWERS EVERYWHERE

  128. Nice job, Michelle. I was going to suggest the lovely Ms. Brook for BBF, so my always-impressive mindthoughts must have convinced you of her outstanding assets.

  129. Little known fact for the day: Rosetta wrote a song and Joe Walsh stole it from him.
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/80512658/

  130. I’ll do one wiserbud if’n you get no takers

    You were already on the list, so-wheetie.

  131. OHMYGOD IT SHOOTS FLOWERS, FLOWERS EVERYWHERE

    *dials 911

    *breaks out popcorn

  132. That can’t be me Jazz, I’m usually bigger than that when I’m pregnant. Think Jabba the Hut.

    LOL – I don’t believe you. You’re too pretty.

    You had me till that line. What are you trying to get? A promotion?

    Believe me, the last thing I expect my non-participation in the Batman bashing will get me is a promotion. 😉 Sometimes, you just gotta stand with the Christianists in the Coliseum ‘cuz it’s the right thing to do.

  133. NYT translation: “Mornin’, boy“

    HAHAHAHA!

  134. LOL – I don’t believe you. You’re too pretty.

    You had me till that line. What are you trying to get? A promotion?

  135. NYT translation: “Mornin’, boy“

    I dont get it?

  136. This is the one where the take the rods and screws out.

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

    I have this catchy song in my head this morning

    mmm mmm mmm

    Barack Hussein Obama

    mmm mmm mmm

    *crawls into bed with gavin before he wakes up

  137. Great poat except for the fact that there are only two specimens of boobs provided for our perusal. Just like in polling, or other statistically based endeavors, you can only get a valid result if you have a lot of what the experts call, “fucking data and shit”. No one’s even lilnked any bonus footage yet. Which leads me to conclude that almost everybody here is gayer than George Micheal’s piano player.

    Seriously though, the historical commentary was funny and we need to see more shit like that in our state adopted textbooks.

  138. I want to do a BBF someday. Or even just an alternative post to Rosie’s usual milkers. That would mean, though, that I actually have to DO something, I suppose, other than bitch. Hmmmmmmmmmmm……..

  139. Comment by Jazz on September 25, 2009 9:48 am
    Bwhahahahahahahahah! PJM? http://tinyurl.com/yb8ztk9

    There were a couple of kids who grew up about 3 blocks from me who were born this way. The mama got preggers, but for some reason ovulated again the next month and got preggers again. The kids were born at the same time, but the boy was one month premie and the girl was two month’s premie. They’re up about 43 or 44 y/o now.

  140. Good morning.

    Which one of you numb skulls is going to help me; 1) Clean the house 2) finish the laundry 3) clean the patio 4) make the rub for the brisket?

  141. *French-kisses a hallucinogenic toad*

    Oh, walls are melting and turning into angry rabbits!

    *shoves toad in mouth and weeps happily as it struggles*

    *starts messing with the controls on the flamethrower*

  142. NOT IT!

  143. hahahaha Lauraw that reminds me when I was on Morphine in the hospital I told Count I was scared b/c there were snapping turtles on the ceiling trying to get us

  144. OHMYGOD IT SHOOTS FLOWERS, FLOWERS EVERYWHERE

    hahahahaha!

    HOW PRETTY!!

  145. I want to do a BBF someday.

    Then you got next week. This should give you plenty of time to search the vast expanse of your personal collection of granny porn and find one that isn’t abosultely revolting for your selection.

  146. Went down to the crossroads, tried to flag a ride. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKOR9t9ynM

  147. I told Count I was scared b/c there were snapping turtles on the ceiling trying to get us

    You live in Texas. How do you know that wasn’t actually happening?

  148. Then you got next week. This should give you plenty of time to search the vast expanse of your personal collection of granny porn and find one that isn’t abosultely revolting for your selection.

    Dude, this place is gonna get the hottest selection of blue-veined sweater puppies EVER.

  149. Good morning.

    Which one of you numb skulls is going to help me; 1) Clean the house 2) finish the laundry 3) clean the patio 4) make the rub for the brisket? find my viagra and astroglide.

    FIFY

  150. I can’t sit here waiting for an answer all day! WHO IS GONNA HELP ME GET THIS STUFF DONE????!?!???!!!

  151. Kelly Brook NSFW:
    http://tinyurl.com/ybt8ltt

    Has this already been posted?

    My wife has better boobs.

  152. *shoves toad in mouth and weeps happily as it struggles*

    Ahahahaha! Can’t stop laughing at that one.

  153. I can’t sit here waiting for an answer all day!

    i SAID….NOT IT!

  154. I can’t sit here waiting for an answer all day! WHO IS GONNA HELP ME GET THIS STUFF DONE????!?!???!!!

    Here ya go, MCPOlderthantimeitself

    http://tinyurl.com/yconrjm

  155. Which one of you numb skulls is going to help me; 1) Clean the house (do my manscaping) 2) finish the laundry (wash the curtains I wiped my dick on) 3) clean the patio (wipe my ass) 4) make the rub for the brisket (“spank for steak,” my special bukkake glaze)?

    Translated, and I am not going to participate in any of the categories.

  156. A “milker” here, as was so inartfully phrased upstream, in honor of Rosina.

  157. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11nFi2lf4wk

    Chief watches his beloved Phillies

  158. *sob*

    You hate me! You really, really hate me!

    *sob! runs out of room, slamming the door sob!*

  159. Eddie – Not far off the mark. Add a little more vigor, and a little more profanity. . .

  160. Heh

  161. I’ll be over in a few, chief.

    *grabs assless chaps, feather duster, bottle of tequila, power washer, and road flares*

  162. I’ll be over in a few, chief.

    *grabs assless chaps, feather duster, bottle of tequila, power washer, and road flares*

    trouble brewin’

  163. and aren’t all chaps assless?

  164. On second thought. . .

    *waves arms* Hey lauraw!! Swallow that toad and get over to C3PO’s place! He needs flowers planted EVERYWHERE! Especially in his kichen.

    *puts on assless chaps backwards, grabs bottle of tequila, road flares, and binoculars*

  165. aren’t all chaps assless?

    Got a thing for British dudes, wiser?

  166. Got a thing for British dudes, wiser?

    what, like I’m the only one who ever went through an “experimental” stage?

  167. I want to do a BBF someday. Or even just an alternative post to Rosie’s usual milkers. That would mean, though, that I actually have to DO something, I suppose, other than bitch.

    I guess that settles it. scottw is doing the BBF for next week.

  168. like I’m the only one who ever went through an “experimental” stage?

    It’s only an experiment if you don’t know the results beforehand.

  169. That did get a big laugh out of me, though, wiser. 😀

  170. That did get a big laugh out of me, though, wiser.

    Hit a little close to home, did it?

  171. Hit a little close to home, did it?

    Or it was just plain fucking funny. Which it was.

  172. Hit a little close to home, did it?

    Leave him alone. No need to be mean just because he knows where Rosetta put his pants.

  173. Who posted the Patti Ann Brown pic the other day – xbrad? I can’t take my eyes off it. She deposed Sarah Palin’s pic from that runners’ mag layout as queen of my screen. PAB and her fabulous mams are now my background.

  174. Jazz, I just googled her. She has an “e” on the end of her last name. I believe it stands for “erection.”

  175. That bathing suit is incredibly practical.

  176. heh – compos, I guess that’s better than having brown on the end of your erectiion…

  177. That bathing suit is incredibly practical.

    shaddup.

  178. *staggers toward Compos’ car with flamethrower*

    *breaks into a trot and trips, skins chin on pavement next to car*

    *bursts into gales of helpless laughter*

    *sets front driver’s side tire on fire*

    WHO’S BAKING COOKIES

  179. “WHO’S BAKING COOKIES”

    Not me. I am trying to get some work done.

  180. We just watched the youtube of Rush Limbaugh driving the electric car on Leno last night. I guess the rule is that f you hit the cutout of Al Gore you add time to your score.

    Rush hit him. Then he stopped, backed up, and hit him again. Pretty funny.

  181. I have a strong sense of porpoise.

  182. what, like I’m the only one who ever went through an “experimental” stage?

    Wiser does more “experimenting” than the National Science Foundation.

  183. Wiser does more “experimenting” than the National Science Foundation.

    I prefer to follow the scientific method. Develop a theory and then test it until it breaks.

    Hasn’t broken yet, so….

    more testing required!

    Say, just how far is Irvine from San Fran anyway?

  184. Say, just how far is Irvine from San Fran anyway?

    Not far enough, apparently.

  185. I know it isn’t as good as bringing the trolls here, but this is where I have been playing this week. You guys might have some fun serving up a little reason and logic to add some disappointment to his day:

    http://rutherfordl.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/is-an-effigy-no-longer-good-enough/

  186. We just watched the youtube of Rush Limbaugh driving the electric car on Leno last night. I guess the rule is that f you hit the cutout of Al Gore you add time to your score.

    Rush hit him. Then he stopped, backed up, and hit him again. Pretty funny.

    Oh-El-Dee, hump lady. Don’t read read Nice Deb? And if not, why not?

  187. Want to feel humbled?

    Watch in HD…

  188. *embarrassed*

    I used to. There’s just so many blogs now.

  189. Just another of the thousand or so Hostage spin off blogs.

  190. Did IB/H1 really spawn the spin-offs, or was it that they showed you could step outside Ace’s and still be a part of the family?

  191. Does it really matter?

  192. I stay awake at night worrying about these things.

  193. Mellow but good.

    http://tinyurl.com/ybk9nr5

  194. I will never start a blog.
    compared to how well done some of the others are it would be ridiculous to start.

    Plus, I suck at political commentary.

  195. Excuse me while I go kidnap a few anarchists.

    Brb.

  196. BiW, got a question for you.

    If Brietbart et al countersue ACORN et al, can they move to have the original suit summarily dismissed and still pursue the countersuit?

  197. Uni, that’s why I don’t blog politics. WAAAY to many people out there do it so much better than me.

    Look at NiceDeb. That chick is a posting fool.

  198. xbrad, I’m not BiW, but the answer is yes.

  199. Thanks, Jazz. I’m wondering if that was a Possible Course of Action in Brietbart’s planning all along.

  200. I will never start a blog.
    compared to how well done some of the others are it would be ridiculous to start.

    I agree. And I have a job (60 hours per wk). And a wife who demands I get off the computer and listen to her (20 hours per week :,)). And I rarelly have an original thought, so I’d just be rehashing shit that others have already said better.

  201. Mesa, thanks for posting the Hubble vid. I loved it.

  202. I’ll do a BBF if you give me a couple of days notice.

    Did you know most dogs have 6 or 8 nipples?

  203. He’s a savvy guy. I suspect so – Breitbart has an apt homonym in his name; he is bright. There are so many potential problems with the ACORN lawsuit, xbrad, they’re really hard to reduce to a manageable list. The theory of ACORN’s case is weak sauce. Really, really weak sauce. ACORN NOLA’s standing is suspect in my mind. Based on online commentary by those who’ve invested more into researching the viability of the charges than I (my time amounts to exactly zero hours), my initial impressions are that the recordings do not violate the wiretap law, and the analysis I’ve reviewed is not based on complex legal arguments. I can’t wrap my head around the ACORN’s strategy here, and I can’t ethically wrap my head around the thought processes of the attorneys who filed the suit. I simply cannot see a good-faith basis to make the assertions the ACORN/fired worker attorneys are making. My standards, though, have been proven to be above those of many of my colleagues, though, so perhaps my skepticism in relation to my colleagues is not all that unusual.

  204. Jazz,
    My eyes went cross trying to read your post.

  205. I’ll do a BBF if you give me a couple of days notice.

    Did you know most dogs have 6 or 8 nipples?

    *smacks pupster on the snout with a rolled up Time magazine.

    NO! NO!

  206. I think we should push this to the next level and have a BNF, or Big Nipples Friday.

    It doesn’t matter how large the boobs are, but the nipples have to be huge. Big areolas, long nipples, puffy nipples, it doesn’t matter, just big.

  207. Jazz – SLAPP suit.

  208. I can’t wrap my head around the ACORN’s strategy here,

    I can. ACORN has been SLAPPing people for so long, they aren’t used to it NOT working. Further, they deliberately made a narrow argument WRT the possible wiretap infraction, knowing that any judgment against the defendants would give them (and the entire left) the fig leaf to hide behind and show that “the videos were smears” against them.

    It’s fatally flawed, but that’s the process they used.

  209. Did you know that if you add the total number of comments at this point on Michaels thread here and the current total number of comments on his latest masterpiece at IB, it comes to over 230 comments?

    Impressive, no?

  210. I shouldn’t have been so hasty in my comment – I get the SLAPP suit strategy – that part’s obvious to me. I guess the part I don’t get is how they can, with straight faces and in good conscience, assert these claims. The “good conscience” part is a real problem for me. This suit is so full of bullshit and appears from what I’ve read to be governed by such bright-line law, I can’t see how anyone with a modicum of sense – especially courts and disciplinary boards – could conclude that the suit was anything but an attempt to harass the defendants. I’m not laboring under any illusions, though – predicating anything in the legal world on “common sense,” is naive.

    I constantly struggle with the tension between common sense and rationales used to justify absurd legal results. I can’t quell the visceral disgust evoked by poor reasoning.

  211. I can’t quell the visceral disgust evoked by poor reasoning.

    It isn’t poor reasoning .

    It’s malicious reasoning.

  212. If you have a walker, leg braces, and a helmet, wiser, you’re the best retard ever.

  213. I had a friend in colllege (well, we shard an interest in excessive drinking) whose dad was on the NM supreme court. Even though this guy graduaed with a 2.5 in PolySci and an extremely swolen liver, his dad somehow managed to get him into a law school up in Kansas. And now he’s a successful lawyer in eastern NM. Anyway…….this guy used to say all the time, “Where the is law, there is no justice.” Back then I thought he was just trying to be funny by being all non sequiter and shit. I’m starting to realize though that he was wize beyond his years.

  214. If you have a walker, leg braces, and a helmet, wiser, you’re the best retard ever.

    Chicken pot chicken pot chicken Pot PIEEEE!!!

  215. Wait a fuckin’ minute. Wize is spelled wise, huh?

  216. Wait a fuckin’ minute. Wize is spelled wise, huh?

    I did not know that.

  217. Wait a fuckin’ minute. Wize is spelled wise, huh?

    And “raisin” is spelled “Look at my old scrotum”

  218. Well, fuck. That joke fell flat. Fuckity fuckity fuck it all fucksticks.

  219. Well, fuck. That joke fell flat. Fuckity fuckity fuck it all fucksticks.

    Hitting the bottle a little early today, aren’t ya, Jazz?

  220. I can’t seem to get rid of these shakes. I feel like Michael J Fox in a penmanship competition.

  221. I feel like Michael J Fox in a penmanship competition.

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

    pure evil, you are.

  222. I guess the part I don’t get is how they can, with straight faces and in good conscience, assert these claims.

    Dude, you’re talking about moonbats here. It would be easier to fuck a rolling dounut than to expect these fucksticks to make any logical sense or take responsibility.

  223. So you think the Paper Mate Pen has it bad?

  224. So you think the Paper Mate Pen has it bad?

    Yahtzee has never had a better friend than MJ Fox.

  225. Michale J. Fox makes the best vodka martini I’ve ever had.

  226. Without comment: http://tinyurl.com/y8zjw2g

  227. It would be easier to fuck a rolling dounut than to expect these fucksticks to make any logical sense or take responsibility.

    TRUE DAT!

  228. Michale J. Fox makes the best vodka martini I’ve ever had.

    I’m laughing so hard, I’m gonna burn in hell for that.

  229. I’m gonna burn in hell for that.

    You?

  230. Yeah, Me.

    You, you’re gonna burn on the front lawn of the brewery. See upthread.

  231. just for you, xbrad:

    http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=292843#c6421123

  232. “Michael J Fox’s hand is better than my vibrator”

    *blinks

  233. I’m so glad I’ve never met Michael J Fox.

  234. I’m so glad I’ve never met Michael J Fox.

    Me, too.

  235. I think I’ll just wave to him next time I see him…

  236. I’m so glad I’ve never met Michael J Fox.

    Me, too.

    You two need to meet Michael J Fox. Seriously.

  237. how funny wiser b/c of your link I was directed to AoS and so I decided well fuck it I’m here I will read it and started laughing and thought WOW actually a funny post…It was written by Lauraw! No wonder I liked it

  238. Rush today asked when commenting on Chavez “smell like Hope” comment..

    “What does hope smell like?” The first thing I thought of was … Desperation

  239. It was written by Lauraw!

    See why we all like her?

    Well, all of us except for Michael. But that’s becuase he’s just jealous of here mad skillz. (He told me that at thee Spring CT meet-up. I sure hope Lauraw’s not lurking here today.)

  240. She cracks me up all the time but I have never seen anything of hers over there before.

    Mesa that video is great!

  241. I should clarify that its b/c I dont go over there

  242. Too Busy dating “Mr. Fox” ???

  243. I can see the highway frm my office window. I was considering taking off early, but at thispoint, I’ll just spend the next hour sitting there.

    Oh, look! I just found a bottle of Jeagermeister in my desk!

    *kicks back and turns up Pandora.

  244. Where’s that cute Sox fellow that managed to get me to reveal that I lurk here? Tell him I said hello and that I’d like to explore that hairball issue a bit more.

  245. Get some red bull and you’re all set.

  246. If I were to put a fake head in bed next to my wife and scared fuck all out of her, the vengeance acted upon me would be swift and so painful I would wish it were deadly.

  247. All delurkers must send a photo of a fat chick to Rosetta at 88Rosetta88 at gmail dot com.

  248. That just gave me chills…my girlfriend made me do Jeager with her the other night after 3 shots I was DRUNK!

  249. My office is clean, the laundry is done and the brisket has it’s initial rub and is in the fridge. . . somebody get me a drink, make it a double!

  250. Is Rosetta fond of Rosie O’Donnel? Or Big Bertha from ACORN? There’s just so many…

  251. Jaegermeister tastes like anise-flavored anus.

  252. . . somebody get me a drink, make it a double!

    *pours Jack Daniels over ice. Waves vapors from coke can over glass*

    Here you are, chief! You’ve earned it. Cheers!

  253. Jaegermeister tastes like anise-flavored anus.

    How do you know this?

  254. Compos – Thanks!

    Mesa – Done!

  255. That post on Aces is 2 hours old and has 300 comments, I can’t believe how big he got.

  256. Scott – I rarely comment over there. It kinda gets lost in the noise.

  257. I’m thinking the one on the left, because the bottom half is probably gonna smell like fish not matter what.

    http://tinyurl.com/ycppu3w

  258. How do you know this?

    ‘Cuz I’ve consumed Jaeger and done favors for my girls – sometimes after I’ve consumed jaeger.

    Also, I don’t need to buy jaegermeister. Why pay for a fifth full of bad ideas? I have enough of my own bad ideas for free.

  259. Rosetta’s next BBF submission? Probably nsfw and definitely not safe for anyone who barfs easily.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9ga3qv

  260. **punches Cozmo in the head**

  261. lauraw, you might want to trim that thing.

    And spray for pests.

    http://tinyurl.com/ye3xjk7

  262. **punches Cozmo in the head**

    Oww! *pushes sohos down the slide*

    http://tinyurl.com/y9gyevo

  263. SoHos – Seen these guys?? I think they are from Oklahoma. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/y93o8jx

  264. Just had the best fucking peaches on the planet.

  265. Mesa, that video was hilarious, although I would kill if that happened to me.

  266. Compos, what did you goggle to get that horrendous picture?

  267. Mare, I wasn’t googling. YIKES! It was posted on a blog that I check out every now and then. Sometimes the guy has some funny pics.

    Hey, I was channel surfing the other night and stopped on a show about tourists night diving of the coast of Hawaii. They were feeding Manta Rays, I believe. It brought you to mind. Not because you look like a Manta Ray 🙂 Just the Hawaii thing.

  268. of = off

    Why is it that I can proof read a freakin’ post before I hit submit but catch the damned mistakes only after it’s too damned late?

  269. Good grief, that Rutherford guy is a tool.

  270. Some of you dicksmacks are a bad influence, by the way. I was shaking a can of V8 before opening it and thought of handing it to Michael J. Fox to help me out. You bastards know who you are.

  271. http://tinyurl.com/yfx5y9y

  272. You are a very bad man.

  273. Michael J. Fox is known as Captain Handjob in West Hollywood.

  274. Someone should put together a skit of Michael J. Fox performing a prostate exam.

  275. The best BBF post ever is defiled with tasteless Michael J. Fox jokes. How dare you? Have you no shame?

  276. Look at my avatar – I’m a sweet little baby!

  277. Michael – STFU!

  278. I was actually watching that show too compos. I think it was off the Big Island (maybe Maui).

  279. Batman invited Michael J. Fox to play the maracas in his band.

  280. Look at my avatar – I’m a sweet little baby!

    HAH! Hilarious.
    Let’s all get cute little baby avatars and tell really filthy jokes all night.

  281. Speaking of filthy jokes, I linked your picture not long ago, lw.

  282. ? I don’t know what you mean by that, compos.

  283. This, in my humble opinion, is a great way to start the weekend off right. . .

  284. Home. Damn it’s good to be back.

    What’s up all yous guys?

  285. Reposted for lauraw, who is still tripping from toad licking and gila monster injecting.

    lauraw, you might want to trim that thing.

    And spray for pests.

    http://tinyurl.com/ye3xjk7

  286. Where were you Dave?

  287. What’s up all yous guys?

    Hi Dave. While you were gone, everyone agreed that this is the best BBF post ever which will never be surpassed.

  288. Where were you Dave?

    Perhaps visiting a mermaid he met when he fell in teh ocean?

  289. All kidding and disgusting pictures aside, I raise a glass to you all having a fantastic weekend. I will do my best to do the same.

    Cheers!

  290. http://xee666.artcider.com/the-michael-j-fox-equation/

    There’s a whole industry dedicated to making fun of Michael J. Fox.

    Who knew!

  291. Y’all have a great weekend.

  292. I was working in the San Antonio area for a few days.

    I haven’t even checked out the BBF post actually. *scrolling up*

    Did I tell you all about the firey windswept-haired mergirl I met a couple weeks ago?

    It’s a good story.

  293. I HAVE ANOTHER PRESENT ON THE PORCH!!

  294. This is Michael’s favorite spank picture. I convinced him not to use it today. You all owe me big-time.

    http://tinyurl.com/cro373

  295. Compos, that’s why I don’t like candid shots. I need a chance to scrape the lichens off.

    But hey, at least I was smiling.

  296. Ola, fagz & fagettez. Is it worth the trouble to go back and read 300 comments?

  297. You have a lovely smile.

    So there.

  298. Why, thank you Dave.

  299. I need a vodka fix.

  300. You’re welcome Cuffysweetie.

    As an aside Laura has a nice smile too. But I’m sure yours is teh awesome

  301. Brewfan, did you see my comment at 9:43?

  302. Ok, I went back and read 300 comments. They were 28% funny.

  303. Just saw it scott, thanks! I have thought from the beginning it may be epilepsy. The only problem is the periods of ‘normal’ and ‘crazy’ are reverse of what you would expect of seizures. I also thought distemper but the vet said no to that.

  304. And did romy post any rocket stuff today? ’cause my professional alter-ego has a rocket video with cool boosters peeling off like flicked cigs:

    http://tinyurl.com/y87nmel

  305. Ok, I went back and read 300 comments.

    How about an executive summary for the chronically lazy?

  306. Google the other one too, biting at the base of the tail is one of the symptoms. I have learned not to trust vets.

  307. Exec summary: folks made fum of Michael’s poat, xbrad flirted with pj when everyone else was sleeping, Micahel J Fox made a round of martinis for everyone, more giggling at Batman’s poat, sohos discovered the magic of a humped back moron at AOS, someone said something about sucking Jager-flavored anuses, more jeers than cheers for Michael’s poat, wiser solicits newcomers to delurk and extends poating privileges to everyone in the fucking world but me, Michael J Fox laughs at Michael’s poat while working the paint counter at Home Depot, and Dave flirts with me while everyone’s awake.

  308. Google the other one too, biting at the base of the tail is one of the symptoms. I have learned not to trust vets.

    Thanks again. Yep, good vets are very hard to find. They are all cookie-cutter types now who want to sell you pet food food more then they want to be good doctors.

  309. Here’s one for you, compos:

  310. Thanks Cuffy!

  311. Buenos tardes hijos y hijas de los putas.

    I’m gone to the combination hsfb game and gangfight. FB on the turf in front of the stands – gang fight on the concrete behind.

    BBL

  312. I think Michael did a fine job with the BBF.

    I probably said that somewheres upstream.

    I just feel at one with the world tonight.

  313. I just feel at one with the world tonight.

    Come here and give me a hug, brother.

  314. Reddi Wip, yes! That’s a great one too! Thanks.

  315. *cops a feel

  316. Hey Mr and Mrs W . . .where’s yer bebe avatars? I thought we were gonna look all cute and innocent and shit then say really crass things.

  317. *cops a feel,/i>

    That’ll be $25.

  318. $25 and an itlics tag.

  319. and the letter “a”

    and a better keyboard and a bigger fucking monitor.

  320. We have a dog who developed Glaucoma, I brought her to about 7 vets before it was correctly diagnosed. We fought it and spent thousands of dollars. With dogs you always lose the battle and the only way to kill the pain in the end is eye removal. The opthamologist gets about $650 for this procedure, a regular vet probably about $350 and it is major surgery. Our dog went through hell with the first eye removal.
    On google I learned in Europe they don’t remove the eye. A simple injection into the eye of a toxin deadens the part of the eye that causes the pain. Its a 5 minute procedure, painless, and costs $50. After calling almost every vet in the phone book I finally found one that was aware of the procedure. I was extremely pissed nobody else would tell us of the inexpensive, pain free procedure. I was also pissed that not one vet along our several thousand dollar path bothered to mention to us that dogs don’t give a shit about sight. Its about as important to them as taste is to us. Bastards.

  321. Dammit – I didn’t take my sockpuppet off. I was being Reddi Wip for my Michael J Fox routine. “Shake well before using.” That’s why I had “Well” and “Using” sockpuppets up there, too – but nobody got it.

  322. Scottw, very interesting story. I’m sorry you had to go through such agonizing decisions and treatments. What is wrong with people? It’s hard to imagine humane vets not immediately recommending the injection procedure.

  323. Wow. We get some Company, Ms. Cyn from Ace’s, and pops in to this. Maybe we can live this down.

    *** Sends Michael this months CatNip Bill ***

  324. Somebody put up a new poat!!!!

    Cuffy?????

  325. Dave, did you read the history part?

    If not, you should read the history part. I’m tellin’ ya, I poured blood,sweat and tears into the history part.

  326. Somebody put up a new poat!!!!

    Cuffy?????

    Rub it in, gay protocol droid!

    Besides, I’m watching my Dominos Pizza Tracket atm. OOOOO, just passed quality check — delivery pending!

  327. “Scott left the store with your order at 6:33 PM” sez Pizza Tracker!

  328. If not, you should read the history part. I’m tellin’ ya, I poured blood,sweat and tears into the history part.

    *** Translation ***

    Ms. Cathy had some notes hangin’ around……

  329. >> I was also pissed that not one vet along our several thousand dollar path bothered to mention to us that dogs don’t give a shit about sight. Its about as important to them as taste is to us. Bastards.

    Sweetest dog we ever had (Moses ain’t bad, but he wasn’t this sweet) was blind the last 6 months of her life.

    She lived just fine, loved us wonderfully, and managed ok.

    Michael, your historical perspective in this post was really impressive. A ninth grade history teacher would have given you a B-, at least. I’m sure of it.

    Well done counselor.

  330. [waves!!] Hi Sox, be back later. I’m schooling Douglas at the moment.

  331. >>>A ninth grade history teacher would have given you a B-, at least. I’m sure of it.

    *Michael blushes*

    Aw, thanks Dave.

  332. Ding Dong! Scott’s here with my ‘za. Question: will he fit in the crawlspace with the census taker?

  333. scott, your dog needs the medical dope.

  334. This day in history, 2 years back I was blessed with 2 wonderful sons.

  335. Cuffy – No effete protocol droids here!

    http://tinyurl.com/ycfw5wv

  336. Tushar!!!!!

    Give those “big boys” a hug!

  337. Okay. Drive time. G’night, ya’ll.

  338. Happy Birthday, Tushar Twins!

  339. Happy birthday Tusharboys!

  340. Yay, Tushar!!

  341. Damn Jazz, I never thought of that. And Dave, nobody believes that she is blind. In the woods we walk her off leash and she runs ahead of us. She will stick to the trail 99% of the time and when we see her start to screw up she will respond to left and right commands. Of course we look like total retards walking through the woods appearing to to be yelling LEFT and RIGHT for no reason.

  342. oh, and if you go BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP, like a truck in reverse, she backs up!

  343. oh, and if you go BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP, like a truck in reverse, she backs up!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I would love to see that!

  344. >> like total retards walking through the woods appearing to to be yelling LEFT and RIGHT for no reason.

    Oh fine. FINE. You can yell that out for your dog but when I’m on a slippery rock, NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  345. She is an awesome dog. She chased a deranged lunatic out of my store once, just as I was reaching for my security pipe. She also saved me from a rabbit attack.

  346. My mother-in-law’s dog bit one of Mr. RFH’s professors.

  347. Thanks, folks!

    On an unrelated note, Obama is pressuring India to sign the Nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty. President Bush was the only US president not to pressure India on this. India says that the treaty, which says that only countries that exploded a device in the sixties or before should be allowed to have nuclear weapons, is unfair. India exploded it’s first device in 1973. India and Israel have refused to sign. And Pakistan, being a copycat, hasn’t signed either.

    My question to the hostages: Do you agree with Obama or India?

  348. You have a security pipe?

    Those are carry-legal in CT?

    Cool.

    This isn’t the dog I met in June? Different one, right?

  349. Happy birthday to your sons, Tushar.

    Tickle their bellies for me.

  350. Do you agree with Obama or India?

    India!

  351. Tushar, I agree with India, for no other reason than I am anti-Obama on nearly everything now.

  352. Oh and happy birthday to those two handsome young lads!

  353. >>Tickle their bellies for me.

    Funny you should say that, Michael. They love belly tickling.

  354. Shit. I am seeing grandchildren in my head.

    Shoot me.

  355. I agree with India – Too many Pakistanis want to go to Paradise by murdering innocents.

  356. >>>My question to the hostages: Do you agree with Obama or India?

    Let’s face it — there is no right answer. Every attempt by countries in the Nuclear Club to exclude later arrivals smacks of hypocrisy. I’m glad Israel has nukes, because I respect their ability to be responsible. Iran is right to resent our opposition to their acquisition of nukes as an affront. Plain and simple, the reason is because we don’t respect them as a mature nation.

    As to India and Pakistan, I’m inclined to think that a nuclear standoff between those two countries might be a stabilizing factor in the region. Those countries otherwise seem to have no trouble hating each other. I’m mostly concerned that Pakistan’s nuclear inventory could fall into the wrong hands.

  357. Awwww, mine are getting too old for belly tickling (aka zzerberts).

    In other baby news, my great-niece will be 2 weeks old tomorrow. She is a little over 2 lbs. now and is doing very well!! Thank you for all the prayers and good thoughts.

  358. >>>Funny you should say that, Michael. They love belly tickling.

    Heck, every baby likes a little motorboating on the belly.

  359. Michael,
    one also has to consider that while India has not signed, it has been very strict about not proliferating any technology. On the other hand, China, a signatory has been singlehandedly responsible for Pakistan, and later on Iran and N. Korea getting nuke tech.

  360. Just don’t turn them upside down and . . . you know.

    DON’T GO THERE!

  361. >>Just don’t turn them upside down and . . . you know.

    Ha ha ha!

  362. I dont even know what the situation is and I saw a question do you side with Obama or India? I am going to take a stab and say India. I am now going to read what the heck its about

  363. Tushar, you mean the same president who’s the last sentient being on earth to realize that Iran isn’t running a nuclear program purely dedicated to humanitarian purposes?

    You had me at “Do you agree with Obama or”

  364. I swear, Obama could be for gravity, and I would start putting padding on the ceiling.

  365. NEW POAT UP!

  366. *gets out duct tape, superglue, Velcro, and baling wire*


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