Which way did he go George?

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.

“Which road do I take?” she asked.

“Where do you want to go?” was his response.

“I don’t know,” Alice answered.

“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.”

alice-2Poor Alice. Like the rest of us she had better decide.

Happy Monday everyone!

Sox is so sweet…

sox and bunnyH/T to Glen Beck for pointing out the lyrics to this song:

[IMPORTANT UPDATE: Rosetta]

My friend Brendon emailed me this.  Hahahahahahaha!!!

367 Comments

  1. Where did the thumbs up thingy go?
    Sohos, I was going to give this post a thumbs up.

  2. Oh. You can’t see it if you don’t comment? Why didn’t anybody tell me. Now I look dumb. er.

  3. Thanks Patty Ann!

  4. Huh. And I thought I had already decided.

  5. Good morning!

  6. I always thought being proactive and planning ahead of time was over-rated.

  7. What? Is everyone at IB this morning?

  8. BiW I sent your post to nearly my entire email address book and told them to forward. Like Patty Ann I will be posting on my facechimp later.

  9. Morning. What did Sox do with the coffee. I’m dying over here.

  10. BiW I sent your post to nearly my entire email address book and told them to forward. Like Patty Ann I will be posting on my facechimp later.

    Its been kind of scary to see where it has been ending up. Kind of funny how something I wrote to vent my spleen with some like-minded friends has taken on a life of its own.

  11. I think it’s awesome

  12. It’s a great piece, Meatloaf. That should make it’s way to Beck’s hands.

    Also, I updated your post with some funneh, somonkeyhos. The video is hilarious.

  13. It was awesome, Sohos.

    But not as awesome as this poat.

  14. Ok, that WAS funny, manlesbian. When did XBrad buy the fur coat, BTW?

  15. Thumbs up.

  16. I didn’t pay much attention to this when the MSM was slobbering all over itself about Obama’s vacation reading list but this was on it.

    “The Post-American World” by Fareed Zakaria which is about the dominance of the American ideal receding in favor of an ever-more influential India and China.

    http://tinyurl.com/m2grpv

    Interesting title for the American President to be enjpying on his vacation.

    http://tinyurl.com/n6ec9r

  17. And a thumbs up for BiW too.

  18. Is Brendon a Hostage? He should be.

  19. Is Brendon a Hostage? He should be.

    He lurks here on occasion and I think he’s commented once or twice. He’s funny, conservative, successful, likes to party…you know the type.

  20. hahahahaha that video is great Rickyricardorose and makes the post a two thumbs up and a snap!

  21. Who knew we’d define a philosophy?

  22. “you know the type.”

    Yes, you.

  23. enjpying

    HUH?

  24. Blisters on the taint? That can’t feel too good. And in August we celebrate St suck my big fat fuckin sausage. It’s been a nice holiday season. There might be pictures. Hopa!!!

  25. Rosetta, I just laughed so hard…you know when you’re laughing so hard, it makes no sound and you’re bent forward with your face contorted and tears forming at the corners of your eyes? Like that.

    Thank you.

  26. Rosetta, I just laughed so hard…you know when you’re laughing so hard, it makes no sound and you’re bent forward with your face contorted and tears forming at the corners of your eyes? Like that.

    Hahahahaha. I was the same way. The frst lady that comes in is teh best.

  27. Yes, you.

    Ha. You’re sweet but that’s pretty much everyone here.

  28. When the blonde in the coat says she’s going to snort coke off a black man’s ass, that’s pretty much where I stopped breathing.

  29. I used to watch that show pretty regularly but I don’t remember it being so funny and foul.

  30. You mean you regularly watched something that was neither funny or foul?

  31. I know about the show but I’ve never seen it. And I didn’t realize it was that vulgar either. I may need to start watching it.

    AND I DON”T HAVE TO FUCKING SIT HERE ANYMORE AND LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING CRAZY FAGGOT!!

    Hahahaha.

  32. So. Big plans today, fellow Hostages?

    Quick trip to the doc for mom, back to the coast this evening, run a friend up to the VA tomorrow, then back here to make sure my poor little balls sweat some more.

  33. BiW, it was pretty funny, but nothing like that clip They must have moved it to late night and bumped up the vulgarity?
    I don’t know but gonna look for it now.

  34. Good morning! I want some beef stew.

  35. That vid is hilarious.

    Yes, I have a gift for stating the obvious.

  36. Jazz, Juice has some beef for you.

  37. I have to go buy groceries. UGH!

  38. OK, tards, I’m off the net for a few hours.

    Don’t huff more than one can of spraypaint while I’m gone.

  39. Don’t huff more than one can of spraypaint while I’m gone.

    Don’t worry. We won’t touch your jenkem stash, either.

  40. jenkem stash

    what is that?

  41. They must have moved it to late night and bumped up the vulgarity?

    That’s from the DVD, obviously. On Comedy Central, they would have bleeped the shit out of that clip.

    Which, by the way, was fucking hilarious. Reno 911 is a brilliantly funny show.

  42. This is a pretty fun idea for a Halloween costume.

    http://tinyurl.com/luhsl6

  43. jenkem stash

    what is that?

    sohos, here is jenkem: http://tinyurl.com/nlwho6

  44. I’m gonna have to give this poat a thumbs down PURELY to be contrary.

  45. Shims true purpose on N.E. visit?

    http://www.newstimes.com/ci_13217140

  46. “And yes, there’s cabernet in this cup!”

    HAHAHAAHAHAHA……I can’t tell you how many situations I would have loved to say the crap in this video.

  47. When they played that scene on TV is was bleeped out like crazy. It may have actually been a different take.

  48. Buenas tardes, ‘tards!

  49. I don’t think the new McDonalds Happy Meal promotion is going to do very well.

    http://tinyurl.com/mlfg7a

  50. ^ That’s the “download in your pants meal” promotion.

  51. Damn! Ronald needs to lay off the meth!

  52. Why does MCPO take baths all the time?

    http://tinyurl.com/b7suhn

  53. Spring rolls are the vienna sausages of the egg roll world.

  54. Baths?! Baths are the invention of the devil! If I want to get clean, I’ll rub some dirt on it.

    http://tinyurl.com/klee4z

  55. Poon McCrankerson.

  56. Faggot!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/kwwt37

  57. Fag!

    http://tinyurl.com/nd9kx9

  58. Fag?

    http://tinyurl.com/kpmrys

  59. SMOKE, Chief – smoke:

    http://tinyurl.com/los5qj

  60. You are a gay cowboy!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYGHMrmMp3M

  61. Say what Jazz??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8RAQla6tv8

  62. Why are you homos trying to give this thread teh AIDS?

  63. Rosie – Why to you hate homosexuals?

  64. A little incident one night in the drunk tank down at the county lockup. He doesn’t really like talking about it.

  65. Why to you hate homosexuals?

    STFU old man!!! And read this.

    http://tinyurl.com/m6h3de

    A truly incredible war story.

  66. Looks to me like they are trying to give it cancer.

  67. I bet Carin thinks that red head is HOT!

  68. “A truly incredible war story.”

    Okay, that WAS incredible and I don’t mind repeating myself when I say our military is full of STUDS!!!

  69. Even though I’ve seen the header a hundred times I just laughed again when I clicked on.

  70. Ace’s “Top Ten Other Reasons David Brooks So Enthuses Over Obama” is pretty pedestrian, and he’s got a bunch of blowjob artists frosting his shit with “OMG – Iowahawk funny!!!!!” They need some Hostage funny over there, but I’m not sure they could handle it.

  71. If you don’t despise David Brooks yet, read this and you will.

    What a fucking embarrassment.

    http://www.tnr.com/article/politics/the-courtship

  72. I just showed that Reno 911 clip to the FedEx guy. “There’s cocaine in Evidence and Jones is a good sport” had him dying.

  73. I have my literature of war class tonight @ 7

  74. The header cat makes me laugh too. He’s one step past irritated-cat.

  75. Hello Hostages!

    Cool pic of the shuttle launch here:
    http://tinyurl.com/nqsv87

  76. I like: for the record you are the second person to tell us to suck a black dick hahahahahahahahahaha

  77. Gotta find the headphones. This apparently can’t wait until the kids are in bed.

  78. I have my literature of war class tonight @ 7

    Does that reading list include ‘The Cruel Sea” by Nicolas Monsarrat?

  79. I have my literature of war class tonight @ 7

    Don’t act like you know how to read.

  80. So the shuttle mission is carrying a freezer to store “research supplies”….

    I’m thinking “research supplies” is mostly pizza and burritos.

  81. xbrad?

    http://tinyurl.com/lb27pp

  82. GREAT pic, Romy.

  83. XBrad, gotta have some borscht for the Rooskies, too.

    The Reno 911 video was great. “Mom, what are you laughing at?” “Never mind, I’ll tell you when you’re older.”

  84. No, BiW that isnt on there
    That makes me laugh Riccoma, a while back my Dad asked me if I could read in the dark and I said Yes, I can READ in the dark, I just cant see the words…hahahahaha

  85. Jazz, nah, I kind of gave up on watching The OC. Mischa Barton is too much an object of pity.

    But it was kinda hot watching her kiss Olivia Wilde.

  86. This is why they hate us. The attempt is so weak it’s funny:

    http://tinyurl.com/mtrhcg

  87. Thanks, Jazz. Night launches are teh awesome.

  88. Yes, I can READ in the dark, I just cant see the words…hahahahaha

    Hahaha! Good one, sonoes.

    Here’s a picture of Romy.

    http://tinyurl.com/nn9r27

  89. They need to stop calling Brooks a conservative.

    RIGHT F’ING NOW!

  90. Hahahaha, Rosie, I wear that to work all the time. ;)

  91. They can start calling Brooks a homo.

    I mean, the guy sprouted wood over the crease on Obama’s pants.

  92. Why Romy is a bad, bad parent:

    http://tinyurl.com/nqr8pe

  93. You made me curious, Jazz, so I went to see. Good grief. Ace’s post did not even get me to crack a smile, and the thread is painful.

  94. Is Rosie Goofus or Gallant?

    http://tinyurl.com/lafdam

  95. I vote for Goofus.

  96. I hope the Brooks’s comments go viral. Can he really maintain any dignity (HA! like he had any) after those pathetic comments?

    “…talks like us.” Who the hell is us?

    Shit stain

  97. Gallant!

  98. Ok yall I am outta here, going to school. I will let yall know how the Lit of War class seems when I get home. Peace out homies

  99. Bye, Sohos!

  100. Ace’s post did not even get me to crack a smile, and the thread is painful.

    I don’t mind not funny if the post is derogatory enough, but it wasn’t even that. I dunno – maybe I’m feeling particularly mean today (which is a good chance), so nothing will be funny or mean enough. I get the feeling, though, that even if I weren’t so irritable, the whole thing would still be weak sauce.

  101. I don’t know, Chief. He seems like the kind of guy mulllet-heads would appreciate.

  102. Jazz – Agree. One of Ace’s weaker efforts. In his defense he may have just slapped it together.

  103. Have fun at your GED prep night class, somommowo.

  104. Hahahaha, Rosie, I wear that to work all the time.

    That’s why I dig your chili.

  105. Is he single again? DSB can cause one to lose their funny.

  106. Hello ‘stages.

    Question;
    If my wife’s friend tells my wife a story of her friend’s husband commiting suicide under suspicious circumstances, namely…the wife ‘holding his hand to be there for him’ while he pulled the trigger; and I snort and when they look at me a I say completely deadpan ‘Let that be a lesson to you both. Getting away with it is easy’ and then I walk out of the room giggling under my breath, does that make me a bad person?

    True story.

    Take your time.

  107. Pup, can I have your comic book collection when you’re dead?

  108. They need some Hostage funny over there, but I’m not sure they could handle it.

    Just about all ninety Hostages used to make teh funny there everyday. Now they don’t even know what we are talking about if we go back there.

    Kids these days, no knowledge of history.

  109. Getting away with it is easy’ and then I walk out of the room giggling under my breath, does that make me a bad person?

    Pup, don’t sign anything that has a super deal on Life Insurance Rates……

  110. Two of our top search terms today are “me fucking mom” and “big boobs mom with boy”.

    Good job, mesa.

  111. Kids these days, no knowledge of history.

    That’s why we have Brewfan and MCPO.

  112. L to R: MCPO, BrewFan

    http://tinyurl.com/ncnmte

  113. Gotta be PJ’s kid…

  114. Rosie, I still have a wav file for shut-down on my computer at work.

    Waldorf: I have a good mind to go home!
    Statler: If you had a good mind, you wouldn’t be here in the first place!

  115. Mesa,
    That’s the truth!

  116. What show is that?

  117. If my wife’s friend tells my wife a story of her friend’s husband commiting suicide under suspicious circumstances, namely…the wife ‘holding his hand to be there for him’ while he pulled the trigger;

    Rule number one: If you’re gonna do fucked-up shit, don’t mention it to anyone else, ’cause they’re gonna talk about it. Yeah, Pup, that was kind of messed up, but that sounds like really insipid conversation. It needed some “attention.”

  118. Probably Wife Swap.

  119. That’s gotta be WifeSwap, Romy.

  120. “‘Let that be a lesson to you both. Getting away with it is easy’ ”

    I don’t get it.

  121. Wife swap is some of the worst television EVER!!!

  122. “Wife swap is some of the worst television EVER!!!”
    Yup, I love it.

  123. I don’t have a wife to swap, but ya’ think they’d send her to my house?

    That little fat fuck kid has got an attitude problem. Kinda seems like he’s junior Klan, too, like he’s a member of the Li’l White Sheets or something.

  124. The best Wife Swap was when they sent that born again woman to be with that Pagan family and she flipped the fuck out.

    I am not one to taunt Christian folk but this lady was not a typical Christian, she was off her nutter.

  125. Waldorf: I have a good mind to go home!
    Statler: If you had a good mind, you wouldn’t be here in the first place!

    Hahahahahaha. That’s good.

  126. Sorry, as much as I love trashy entertainment, I just cannot stand Wifeswap.

    I see enough stupid people in real life, why should I spend my entertainment time with even more stupid people.

  127. I sincerely and strongly dislike reality TV, no matter how it’s packaged. Wife Swap, The Apprentice, Cops, Dating In the Dark, Cheaters, American Idol, The Bachelor – all of that crap makes me twitchy.

  128. The right way to make a sammich — http://imgur.com/TRaOA.jpg

  129. The mom in that clip has a fantastic figure. She would be a great BBF model.

  130. The mom in that clip has a fantastic figure. She would be a great BBF model.

    Haha. I thought the same thing.

  131. Cops isn’t bad, but pretty much the rest of your list is correct.

    Of course, Cops isn’t nearly the fun show it used to be.

  132. I like some reality TV. I love Top Chef and my wife loves Project Runway. Wife Swap is too lowbrow for the missus but I am open to watching it if I am in a bad mood.

    The best “reality TV” is amateur porn.

  133. I am outta here, y’all have a great evening and try to eat some meat, like bacon or bratwursts, or steak or a hamburger.

  134. Really, if I want to see fucked up people, that’s what I have family for.

  135. If I want to watch cops, I’ll watch Dragnet on Hulu.

  136. If I want to watch cops, I’ll phone in a tip that Rosetta’s running a meth lab in his house.

  137. Hey xbrad, whatcha playin’ with?

    http://tinyurl.com/m3wo82

  138. Rosetta, what is this “our search” that you refer to?

  139. Hawai’i got a problem with racism?

    http://tinyurl.com/n9ltho

    Mare’s no racist!!!

  140. I’ve avoided that movie like the plague, mesa. Thanks for the synopsis! It was perfect.

  141. Hey xbrad, whatcha playin’ with?

    You’re mom’s ass, why/

  142. Rosetta, what is this “our search” that you refer to?

    On the administration screen for this POS blog, WordPress gives you several statistics. One of those is what terms people search on that eventually lead them here.

    They’re usually pretty funny.

  143. Jazz, that’s nothing new in Hawaii.

    I had to deal with that shit when I was there in 86-87.

  144. XBrad – Same in 82-84. Got dirty looks and called a, “fucking haole” more times than I can count.

  145. Is it really that prevalent?

  146. Is it really that prevalent?

    Mare can probably answer this better, but I’ve got friends there now that fucking hate it.

  147. I sincerely and strongly dislike reality TV, no matter how it’s packaged. Wife Swap, The Apprentice, Cops, Dating In the Dark, Cheaters, American Idol, The Bachelor – all of that crap makes me twitchy

    Au contraire…The Joe Schmo Show was the funniest reality show EVAR!

    The concept. Make up a really stupid concept, fill a house with a bunch of Hostages plus the mark, who doesn’t know its fake.

    That was priceless. The way the mark kept screwing up their scripts? Simply Awesome. At the end, they gave him all the cash and prizes for being such a good sport, but damn it was funneh.

  148. Jazz, there’s a reason I say nice things about living in Germany and Colorado, but not about living in Hawaii.

  149. I would never again spend a dime of my money in Hawaii.

  150. Joe Schmo was pretty funny.

    The guy was the perfect schmo.

  151. I don’t particularly hate Hawaii, just don’t like it much. I met a lot of great people there. But now that I think about it, none of them were Hawaiian.

  152. I’ve never even heard of The Joe Schmo Show. And since I’m such a prejudiced fuck, I wouldn’t give it a chance even if I had the chance to see it.

  153. Don’t feel bad, Jazz, I’m pretty sure the Joe Schmo Show never heard of you, either.

  154. MOM!!!

    JAZZ KILLED THE THREAD!!!

  155. Yeah…. I’m going home. I’ll BBIAB, or I’ll see you tomorrow, depending on GF’s mood.

  156. I met a lot of great people there. But now that I think about it, none of them were Hawaiian.

    So, why were you hanging out with Japanese tourists?

  157. I like American Idol, but only when they narrow it down to 12 finalists. I can’t watch teh caterwauling.

  158. So, why were you hanging out with Japanese tourists?

    Mostly to steal their cameras, but if you get a couple drinks in them, they’re pretty funny.

  159. Met a Japanese tourist in CA that was *fascinated* that Mr. RFH and I were both engineers.

  160. Florida has better beaches than Hawaii, but I would trade them in a min to live there.

  161. Hi Romy, how are you today?

  162. No, Vmax, if there’s a hurricane, you can always go north to Georgia. You’re SOL in Hawaii. Though I guess they are typhoons on that side of the world.

  163. Happy about the shuttle and the space station, happy that my son’s interview was in the paper today (see Facechimp or email me), happy that dinner was good, the kitchen is clean, my spot on the couch is comfy, and I have friends to tease and laugh with. Life is good.

  164. I’m not entirely sure FL has better beaches than HI. I was pretty happy with all of the North Shore.

    And when you have a rock to jump off of, like the one at Wiameai Bay, lemme know.

  165. The mountains are what I liked the most about Hawaii X,

    Wow Romy is a very grateful and happy person!

  166. Vmax, it beats the hell out of bitching about everything. Sometimes I just need to vent, but today is not one of those days. My nephew’s wife got the ix-nay from the doctor for travel. She is seven months pregnant and wants to meet her husband when he comes home from Iraq. High blood pressure and what may or may not have been problems with the baby’s heartbeat are keeping her home.

  167. you are right about leaving for a hurricane Romy, but the roads are a parking lot, and the peninsula is very long. Best to just ride it out or head for a friends place that is not in a flood zone or is farther from the coast

  168. Shim got an award! Congratulations!
    http://tinyurl.com/n8jme5

  169. I have an announcement to make. SUCK MY BIG WHITE CROATION DICK!

  170. A lot of people may not know that MCPO was the originator of the ‘Grand Theft Auto’ genre of video games.

    His first offering was titled ‘Hobo City”.

    http://tinyurl.com/m44lua

  171. there are 18 million people here, if 10% decide to get out of dodge traffic is tied up for days

  172. I would think you get fewer hurricanes on your side of the state than, say, Miami.

  173. Tampa is the sweet spot in the state, they miss us all the time

  174. MOM!!!!

    ROMY’S HOGGING THE COMFY SPOT ON THE COUCH!!!

    **punches Romy on the arm**

    Scoot over!

  175. *punches XBrad back*

    I was here first!

  176. XBRADLEY, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! THERE WILL BE NO HITTING ON THIS BLOG!

  177. Suck my big white German dick, Brewfan:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25NSZ4nqn0

    Just because you dress like a woman doesn’t mean your my real mom.

  178. *scratch scratch

    So what’s new? Anything interesting?

  179. MOM!!!

    ROMY HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  180. Hostage sushi

    http://www.insanewiches.com/?p=887

  181. Okay, you can have the spot on the couch, but NO drinking all my beer and farting all over the cushions!!!

    BBL

  182. Hi PattyAnn! *waves*

  183. Too late on the farting part, hon.

    Hey, get me a beer while you’re up.

    And a sammich.

  184. Rosetta = Taint Blister

    hahahahaha!

  185. *waves to Brew

  186. ‘Sup, teabaggerz?

  187. Hey Sean, I put your baby pic in the header.

    Tell me that’s not what it looks like.

  188. Hi Pattyann!
    *Waves like a retard*

  189. Mesa, you’re one sick fuck.

  190. Tell me that’s not what it looks like.

    Okay. That’s not what it looks like.

  191. I hope that is pudding and not shit mesa

  192. Sean had his head just a little too far up MCPO’s ass.

  193. Any puppy pics tonight, V?

  194. you know, Mesa, I was almost certain there was going to be a picture involving a vegetable and your ex wife…

  195. xbrad and Sean, which of you is going to catch on fire first?

  196. *waves and blows kisses to vmax*

  197. Sean’s a lot closer to the fire. We had blue skies in OC today.

    Though as I drove through San Bernadino, I did see a firefighter P-3 taking off.

  198. Of course, Dave in Texas has dibs on dying in a fire.

  199. Sean, 5 minutes.

    http://tinyurl.com/ml5fry

  200. *waves and blows kisses to vmax*

    I’m jealous.

  201. Mr. Bottomtooth singing “Amazing Grace” makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. The more times you watch it, the funnier it is.

  202. brb

  203. Suck my avg sized 7/8 British Isle, 1/16 French, and 1/16 German ( back before it was officially German) dick.

  204. I will take the kisses X, I do not want to die yet.
    But that would be a great way to go!

  205. This was good too I froze the dog in mid shake but not the water! http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3872139687/sizes/l/

  206. crap I cannot spell
    I is a retard!!!1111

  207. I would never kill xbrad. I would never even hurt his feelings.

  208. PattyAnn, you’re scaring me now.

  209. :)

  210. I would never kill xbrad. I would never even hurt his feelings.

    I think what she really means is, “They’ll never find the body”

  211. Please tell me that’s strained carrots in the header pic.

  212. Hey, LOOK, it’s me. Here. LATE!

    Well, late for me.

  213. Hi Car In

  214. Hi V!

    Sushi for dinnner. Yum. I’m not mad at my bil anymore.

  215. Hi FIGF!!!

    Hello all you other fine ladies and gentlemen.

    Oh, hello Dick.

  216. Fuck sushi.

    If you are gonna buy me dinner, you’re damn well gonna take me to a place that cooks dinner!

  217. Car in,

    I didn’t mention this the other day, but when you come home from overseas, you tend to go a little crazy. Sometimes it just takes a while to settle down.

  218. Fuck sushi.

    I wouldn’t even know how to start.

  219. Yea, I’m sure. He’s been there once before, so my husband wasn’t giving him enough slack. He’s being “good” though. Conversant. Playing with the kids.

    He says he’d go over once more, if he could have the same job he had during last tour.

  220. Here, Car in, read this, it’ll make you happy as a clam.

    http://tinyurl.com/m3yza5

  221. Well, I’m not happy.

    You must say something funny now to make up for it.

  222. The fires aren’t all that close to me. Last fall’s fires were much closer and scarier.

  223. If I could say something funny, do you think I’d waste it on you assholes, or go to a bar and use it on wimmens?

  224. **grabs a lighter. sets fire to Sean’s house**

    Close enough now, motherfucker?

  225. You could something OUT on us, xbrad, and we could tell you if it’s funny or not (most likely not) – prescreen it for you, if you will.

  226. No, Car in. That won’t work. Once you knock the fresh off the funneh, it goes bad quick.

  227. Speaking of fresh…

    *wiggles in between XBrad and Vmax on couch*

  228. Hey, don’t spill the popcorn.

  229. Ugh. I have to get up tomorrow. Early. Like 7am.

  230. On the plus side, Sox is sitting right behind me, making the occasional meowing sound.

  231. I forget, taking your mom to the doc or your friend to the VA?

  232. I took mom to the doc this morning, drove over here, and will take my friend to the VA in the morning. Not sure if I’ll go to the desert tomorrow, or wait until Wednesday.

  233. That is a gross-looking header. I’ve taken pictures of my kids covered in spaghetti and chocolate cake, but nothing like that. My favorite was one of my daughter with hair all spiky from Gerber apple-blueberry dessert, with this Oliver Hardy-exasperated look on her face.

  234. **grabs a lighter. sets fire to Sean’s house**

    Close enough now, motherfucker?

    Gee, thanks.

    *grabs fire extinguisher with one hand, taser with the other*

  235. I watched Return of the Pink Panther with Mr. RFH. I had forgotten most of it, and it was wonderfully silly.

  236. And you’ll drag those embarrassing photos out for the rest of her life.

    And people wonder why kids murder their parents.

  237. A little Peter Sellers goes a long ways.

  238. Never liked the Pink Panther movies much, but I always liked him in “The Mouse That Roared”

  239. ***kicks couch over/tackles Roamy/sits on vmax and xbrad.. **

    ha I say

    ha

    brb

  240. Dammit, TGSG, you spilled my beer!

    I liked him in the Mouse That Roared, too. Mr. RFH wants to rent Being There next. Meh.

  241. Honey! I’m home!

  242. **pats Sohita on the fanny**

    Glad to have you back, sweety.

  243. Hi Sohos, how was class?

  244. TGSG,

    It’s bad enough having an old guy sit on me, but dude, you smell like old guy.

  245. ooooops sorry Roamy, I’ll wait here and hold your place while you go get another. Could you bring me back one also?

  246. class was excellent! I am going to love that class. What is all over the baby in the header?

  247. it’s a secret we old guys know Xbrad… mind your manners and we’ll let you in on the secret in a few years.

  248. *grumble, grumble*

    Lessee, I got Pilsner Urquell, Sam Adams, and one Heineken. Whachu want?

  249. we’re hopin it’s food Sohos.. but not entirely sure

  250. we need to ask Riccolla since that is OBVIOUSLY him as a baby

  251. I’ll take the Sammy, Romy!!

  252. Sam please.. thankyouverymuch

  253. So what’s up with the great state of Warshington, TG?

  254. beautiful weather today Xbrad, and lovin life.. all i need is a dirty woman >thank you Floyd< and life would be perfect

  255. If you dig Peter Sellers, make sure to check out The Party. He plays Tushar in that one.

  256. ok good night yall

  257. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcflCzZlLcQ

    because I want to hear Henry Mancini but not Pink Panther.

  258. nite sohos

  259. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or9C-gt4TpA

  260. Will do, Sean. I also added Shot in the Dark. It’s a Clouseau movie without the Pink Panther diamond.

  261. Via the Instaheh:

    The Strong Horse vs. My Little Pony

    http://tinyurl.com/mrg7zy

  262. back’s killin me…. think I’ll go lie down and read.. later all

  263. Well, it was nice of Sohohohohhohohohs to show up, but she didn’t even give us the reading list.

  264. Did you ever read the Grand Fenwick books, XBrad? Leonard Wibberly, IIRC.

  265. http://tinyurl.com/mrg7zy

    I learned a new word – catamite.

  266. Never read them. Hell, never heard of them, Romy.

    When I was stationed in HI, the unit next to us was the Catamounts. Their symbol was a lynx. We called them a bunch of pussies.

  267. Chance that Romy will use catamite in a sentence tomorrow: 100%

  268. The Mouse That Roared was from Wibberley’s book. There were at least two others, including the The Mouse on the Moon, same deal as the first book but the Duchy of Grand Fenwick going to the moon.

    I’m ashamed that I have forgotten the name of the head librarian at the Augusta library. She kept an eye for new books that she thought I might like, and that series was one of her recommendations.

  269. That cute little bunny I grabbed here last night and then put on my FaceChimp page shit all over the page!!!!

  270. That cute little bunny I grabbed here last night and then put on my FaceChimp page shit all over the page!!!!

    You weren’t the only one who got sauced on your birthday.

  271. Somehow, Romy, I suspect I won’t go to the trouble of looking up the Fenwick books.

    Not when I’ve got pageturners like “Japanese Cruisers of the Pacific War” (900 pages of technical details and operational histories- what would you like to know about the Japanese use of main-gun batteries in an anti-aircraft role?).

  272. I learned a new word – catamite.

    Heh. I’ve read more than a couple of reviews of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road which said the same thing.

  273. Got “iced” was more like it.
    I LOVE the German Chocolate Cake.

  274. XBrad, the last serious military book I read was one on mistakes made during WWII. For such a potentially interesting topic, it was boring as the DMV.

  275. I think I read a book along those lines (but more over history, not just WWII) and the one I read was pretty dull as well.

    Oddly, I don’t read a lot of scholarly books about land campaigns. I do enjoy the technical reference books on naval matters tho.

  276. Romy, I haven’t kept up much with the current Shuttle mission. Is all going well?

  277. Yes, clint, they docked yesterday and were unloading the logistics module and doing tile inspections today.

  278. Thanks, Romy. Goodnight all.

  279. Night, Clint. Glad your B’day didn’t end in the drunk tank.

  280. Tomorrow is the first spacewalk, when they will retrieve my experiment. (I say mine, but there’s 60-70 people working on this.)

  281. Tell me more about your experiment.

    And I mean your experiment. You know the rest of those fuckers just stood around and drank coffee and surfed for pron while you did all the work.

  282. Hey, what’s with everyone showing up then leaving?

    *sniffs armpits*

  283. I’m still here, baby…

    **hands Romy a stick of Secret**

  284. You know the rest of those fuckers just stood around and drank coffee and surfed for pron while you did all the work.

    Hahaha!

    One part of my experiment is looking at how a change in the way Teflon is made has an effect on its properties in space. DuPont says that there’s no difference, but other changes by manufacturers have bit us in the ass before. The thought of going back and requalifying 900+ materials that have Teflon for space use is more than a little daunting and plenty of $$$$. I picked the three most used materials and have old and new formulas side-by-side.

  285. Okay, I’m tired of the dirty baby. New header coming up!

  286. Cool. and yeah, changes in mfg’ing processes can be a bitch. There was a batch of kevlar helmets that came out that just. didn’t. work.

    That’s not so good. Mind you, the chance of getting hit in the head is actually almost vanishingly small, but real. A proper kevlar will stop your SKS from 100m.

  287. Romy, you gotta go change the sidebar tag as well.

  288. There were a lot of bullet-proof vests, too, that didn’t work so well after a year.

    Sidebar and header changed. Better?

  289. free header pic

  290. Dave, no one wants your private collection as header photos.

  291. bitch

  292. Looks like that scene from Weird Science.

  293. I’d forgotten they actually made a TV series of Weird Science, but I IMDB’d it a while back, and they made like 90 episodes.

  294. Dave, too soon after the catamite comment.

    XBrad, you win.

  295. XBrad beats Romy:

    http://tinyurl.com/nltth4

  296. XBrad celebrates his victory:

    http://tinyurl.com/kwbh38

  297. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEF470mXqU4

    Trying to find a good response for “XBrad beats Romy”. Interesting things you find when you turn safe search off.

  298. Interesting things you find when you turn safe search off.

    I concur. Teh internets are evil.

  299. I can’t remember the last time I had safe search on at home. Not because I’m looking for boobs, but because I’m always looking for material for here.

    Summer Breeze is still a great song.

  300. I’m looking for a graphic for XBrad and Romy beat Sean…

    …with aluminum bats.

  301. Romy and Sean.
    http://tinyurl.com/nch3em

  302. Romy and XBrad.
    http://tinyurl.com/mwfnvw

    I have to keep safe search on with my kids using the computer.

  303. What did I ever do to you, Rocketlady?

  304. Sean?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1skaCKoWJA

  305. BTW, I used to drive by that cornfield regularly.

  306. Not because I’m looking for boobs

    ?????

    *lays hand across XBrad’s forehead, checking for fever*

  307. Sorry, Sean, it was a Rosetta moment.

  308. Romy, I don’t need a search engine to find bewbs.

    I’ve got all the good sites bookmarked already.

  309. It seems like it’s always “Pick on Sean Day” at H2.

  310. Okay. I just figured that XBrad not looking for bewbs was one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.

  311. It was Brewfan earlier. I figure my turn in the barrel is coming.

  312. Actually, Romy, I don’t go looking for bewbs as much as for nice fannies. You should know this by now.

  313. L to R: Sean, xbrad…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpylGd5s93E

  314. I should know that by now. It’s after midnight, and I think my brain is shutting down for the night.

  315. Sean, one of these days, I’ll have to watch Scanners. I’ve seen that clip a gazillion times, never seen the movie.

  316. I’ve actually never seen the movie in its entirety either. I think the only Cronenberg movie I’ve seen all the way through is Naked Lunch.

  317. I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty I’ve never seen a Cronenberg movie.

    Romy?

    Get out of the barrel, honey. It’s not your turn yet.

    Yet.

  318. I’m not in the barrel tonight, Sean’s already there.

  319. Sean’s in the whiskey barrel. Different things, Romy.

  320. Yeah, gonna leave the barrel for a couple minutes to go have a smoke.

  321. Hahahahaha!!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/knrq4n

  322. I dunno ’bout you, but I’d slow the fuck down…

  323. I think I still like the zombie warning road signs better.

  324. You know, everybody here gets a lot of shit, and I don’t het how some people get all butthurt and take off.

  325. I dunno, Sean, sometimes it’s a combination of what was said, who said, and who was in a bad mood that day. I have three older brothers and I work with mostly men, I’m used to a certain amount of insults and catcalls.

  326. I have three older brothers and I work with mostly men, I’m used to a certain amount of insults and catcalls.

    I’m hoping the catcalls came from your co-workers and not your brothers.

  327. Some people roll with it, some don’t. And some, well, sometimes it got a little personal.

  328. Fuck you, too.

  329. sometimes it got a little personal.

    Well, there *was* a reason I didn’t de-lurk at the old site.

    I’m hoping the catcalls came from your co-workers and not your brothers.

    I’m in Alabama, not West Virginia.

  330. A little ‘splodey? Why, yes, please.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMTcViSApgI

  331. ‘sup, Mesaburger?

  332. Everybody make it out alive tonight, mesa?

  333. Nice, XBrad. And on that note, I think I will hit the hay.

  334. Awww, who swapped out the header already?

  335. It was probably that dick,Mesa.

  336. No deaths this weekend.

  337. There’s always next weekend, Mesa.

  338. I kinda like the Little Debbie.

  339. The one with the cuts of the pig could have been a butcher. I hope it was a butcher, anyway.

  340. You’ve got an embarassing tat on your belly, don’t you Sean?

    Twinkie?

    Del Taco?

    El Pollo Loco?

    C’mon, fess up.

  341. I’m very proud of the fact that I lived in Berkeley for seven years without getting any piercings or tats or dyeing my hair. That hasn’t changed since I moved away from there.

  342. Well, I guess it’s nice to have something to be proud of….

    BTW, go check this out. Lemme know if the video works.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/08/31/load-heat-59/

  343. Didn’t watch the whole thing, but it seems to be working okay.

  344. Good enough.

    But why not watch the whole thing?

  345. Nice post at DPUD about the slapfight…

  346. I didn’t watch the whole thing because I’m watching teevee and reading other blog poats from around teh Moronosphere. Oh, and thanks for the slapfight comment. Where the hell have the people who kick the Gleens’ asses been over the past few weeks?

  347. I was amazed at the people commenting there at Politico leaping to Gleen’s defense. Sure, Joe Kline is fucking douche, but he didn’t invent people to praise his works.

    Why is it that so many people become so emotionally invested in a FUCKING PUNDIT!?!

  348. Meagan McCain needs to STFU NOW!

    Stupid, whore bag, fake face, fat and wishes she was thin, only got tattoos because she’s fat and wanted to be edgy, can’t get the guy she really wants, herpes infested (both mouth and genitals), dumb shit!

    (but I mean that in a nice way)

  349. From top to bottom:

    mare, Meagan McCain:

    http://tinyurl.com/nz9h2m

  350. Mare, you need to go to dpud NOW!

  351. Seany, great DPUD post. And let us NEVER forget how McCain and his campaign staff treated Governor Palin. They were atrocious whores, every single one of them. And McCain not coming to her defense and then having the balls to say he would not necessarily vote for her because there are so many good candidates….he should have been shunned from any right thinking political group at that point. Hey, McCain, you’re a canyon sized asshole!

    Meagan, once again, I implore you, shut your gaping cake hole you stupid, ill informed skank.

  352. Just to show I’m not a bitter woman, this is for you, Hostage men. You’re all wonderful! I sincerely mean that.

    http://www.theospark.net/2009/09/wow.html

  353. Thanx, Mare. I go to bed now with pleasant dreams of buttockses.

  354. This poat is still here?

  355. I can killz it iffin you want…watch

  356. I don’t really despise Meggie (she’s just a stupid kid with a big mouth) as much as I despise the people who use her to propagandize.

    Mare’s pic: L to R: Car in, Sohos, Mare?

    prolly .

  357. The thread, it is dead.

  358. Morning folks. What’s going on? Where’s the cat this morning?

  359. If McCain has said nice things about Palin half as often as he did about Obama, I probably wouldn’t be so pissed off.

  360. Sox is busy puking up in the living room, Car in.

  361. omg this poat smells terrible!

  362. new poat


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