Big Boob Friday™

Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  ZOMG!! TED KENNEDY IS STILL DEAD!!!  Someone please tell me when it’s safe to watch TV again.  Thank you in advance nice person.

Last night I went to the Fox theater and saw the stage production of Mary Poppins.  I give it 5 out of 5 bald heads.  It was kick ass.  It’s probably a top 25 movie for me and the translation to the stage was impressive.  If you haven’t seen that movie in a while you should rent it.  It’s a great one.  Also, Mary Poppins is fucking hot.  If you disagree I’ll kill you.

I don’t smoke pot but when I listen to this song I kinda want to fire up a doobie.  It’s more fun than watching Jewstin burst into flames right after he’s been Tazed.  And I always thought it was sung by Pennywise.  I just learnt that it’s not Pennywise you dumbfuck, it’s Dash Rip Rock.

While the BBF research department was in its weekly brainstorming session, it was noted that it’s been a while since we’ve had any hot girl-on-girl action.  Of all the hot girl-on-girl action teams that I’ve ever seen, these two are the champions.

Separately they have both made numerous appearances on this esteemed page because:

(1)  They are fucking smoking hot on fire like the white-hot heat of a brazilian blazing suns.

(2)  To the best of my knowledge, while they aren’t self-conscious about their bodies by any stretch of the imagination, I don’t believe they been in any actual sex ed films.  If you know otherwise, you need to notify me immediately.

(3)  They are both from Poland.  I need to get to Poland soon.

(4)  Their boobs are real and they are spectacular. 

Give it up for your hottie models for today, Friday, August 28, 2009, Ines Cudna and Ewa Sonnett.  HAWT!!!!!!

On this sumbitchin’ day…

*  in 1878, astrophysicist and Nobel prize weiner George Hoyt Whipple was born.

*  in 1907, UPS began service in Seattle causing the USPS to sob uncontrollably and poop its pants.

*  in 1917, ten suffragists were arrested as they picketed teh White House.

*  in 1929, actress and Lenny Kravitz’s momma Roxie Roker was born in Miami.

in 1943, David Soul a.k.a. Hutch was born in Chicago.

in 1951, Wayne Osmond was born in Ogden, Utah.  Stupid Lutherns!!

*  in 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr gave his wonderful “I Have A Dream” speech at the Lincoln Memorial inspiring thousands of race hustlers, race pimps and race-card-playing retards to ignore his words forever.

*  in 1964, Gracie Allen, comedian and wife of George Burns died at the age of 62.  Say goodnight, Gracie.

*  in 1969, Jason Priestley was born in Vancouver.

in 1985, actress Ruth Gordon died at the age of 88.  I loved THIS character.

*  in 1990, Iraq declared Kuwait its 19th province.

It’s been a great week and I’m looking forward to a great weekend.  If you’re looking for something to do tomorrow night, Randy Couture is fighting in the UFC on pay-per-view.  It should be excellent.

Whatever you do, have fun doing it and try not to drive off a bridge when you’re drunk, killing your passenger and then not report it for 10 hours.  Unless you want to be a beloved Senator that is.  Here is Camelot.

Cheers!

You’re welcome.

427 Comments

  1. This is one of the best poats in the history of the webtubes.

    FIRST, ICEHOLES!!!!

  2. Sweet Jesus!

  3. numb nut, the two of them together is almost too much to process.

    BOOBEH OVERLOAD!!! BOOBEH OVERLOAD!!!

  4. If they were kissing and topless I would explode…………………………………………………………………..In My Pants!

  5. Not to take away from BBF, but this motherfucker and his wife need to be strung up from the nearest tree.

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090828/D9ABSTLO0.html

  6. http://tinyurl.com/nxxrpw

    NSFW! NSFW!
    Here is one of Ines getting it on with another big boobed friend.

  7. http://tinyurl.com/n3udfn

    NSFW! NSFW!
    Here is one with Ewa Sonnett with three other friends, having a grand time in the pool.

    I wish I was the pool boy.

  8. Big Beautiful Bouncing Buoyant Boobs!

  9. Not as impressed as I was last week.

    But that’s OK. For every “ho-hum” or “Is Kerry Marie on the See-Food Diet?” that you post, I can say “There’s always next week’s BBF!”

  10. I wish I was the Teddy Bear!

  11. Yes, last weeks pick was outstanding. I spent hours…um, googling.

  12. Yeah, I gotta say, I’m pretty happy with this weeks selection. Makes you wonder who helped Rosetta out.

  13. While I think Mary Poppins was hawt, for some reason, the movie creeps me out.

    It’s no Sound of Music (my all time favorite movie).

  14. It’s no Sound of Music (my all time favorite movie).

    Besides “Teenage Asian Anal Cumsluts”, but I think we all knew that.

  15. My favorite movie is “From Dusk ’til Dawn”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albIAvi6zag

    But, I’m sure you and your “special friends” enjoy musicals!

  16. Good job, Manlesbo.

    http://tinyurl.com/mj4t2v

  17. Yeah, I gotta say, I’m pretty happy with this weeks selection. Makes you wonder who helped Rosetta out.

    Dude, they’re Polish. At a minimum, their beards have been airbrushed. Within five years, they’re going to be turning tricks as hirsute circus side-show glutton whores.

  18. Xbrad, Is that the one where the Rat directs, and the girls have red, blue, purple and orange toenail polish?

  19. Shim, No matter how many times I’ve watched it, I’ve never noticed any toes.

  20. Sweasel needs help coming up with ChappaquiddiCare slogans.

  21. Will, I can’t bring the funneh here, there’s no way I’m gonna try to compete on a topic like that…

  22. If you don’t think Ines and Ewa are both smoking hot, you should go ahead and turn in your cock and balls and give them to somebody that can use them.

    Like Caster Semenya.

  23. It just thought it sounded like a great potential off-site joke-thread.

  24. Will,

    It will be. It’s just out of my league. I’ll read it, sure. But I won’t make an ass out of myself trying to compete.

    I’ll stick to making an ass out of myself here.

  25. “I’ll stick to making an ass out of myself here.”

    It’s easier here.

  26. I want them to get naked and make a compos sammich.

  27. It’s easier here.

    It’s pretty much inevitable here.

  28. I want them to baptize my polish sausage.

  29. I want them to call me a nazi and harvest my organ.

  30. I want them to get naked and make a compos sammich.

    I doubt they want a sandwich with no meat.

  31. I want them to treat me like a spy and waterboard me. And by waterboaard I mean sit on my face.

  32. I doubt they want a sandwich with no meat.

    I made a sammich for you, Bitchlesbo.

    http://tinyurl.com/nld5qj

  33. If you don’t think Ines and Ewa are both smoking hot,

    I want them to baptize my polish sausage.

    I want them to call me a nazi and harvest my organ.

    On a scale of one to ten, Ines and Ewa are no better than a four. They do have tits, I’ll concede that. Rosetta’s Rubber FIst, though, tits != hot.

    If you fuckers ever show up at my house, I’m locking up my pets, dammit.

  34. I made a sammich for you, Bitchlesbo.

    Hahahaha. Cock.

    New Ted Kennedy tribute header photo.

  35. On a scale of one to ten, Ines and Ewa are no better than a four.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    *files under “Proof Jazz Is A Massive Idiot: Exhibit # 392″*

  36. *files under “Proof Jazz Is A Massive Idiot: Exhibit # 392″*

    Yeah, but you gotta admit he wasn’t too far off with that pet remark.

  37. I myself prefer a slighty more… athletic build for my wimmens. But Jizz, I think you’re being just a tad unrealistic in your expectations.

    For a guy who couldn’t get a date with Rosetta’s slightly used rubber fist, you’re mighty picky.

  38. Jazz, it’s not all that hopeless. Perhaps trade in those glasses for some contact lenses. And maybe change, oh I don’t know, every-fucking-thing else.

    http://tinyurl.com/2b86ec

  39. Yeah, but you gotta admit he wasn’t too far off with that pet remark.

    I’ll rape the shit out of his goats just on principle for making such an inane comment.

  40. PERV!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/knn2xy

  41. Hey Jazz, how did that gig as a beauty contest judge work out for you?

  42. Xbrad checks out the new Captain. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/n4lggr

  43. Sweasel needs help coming up with ChappaquiddiCare slogans.

    Duty done. Next?

  44. Scooter,

    I wasn’t a fat fuck until after I left the Army.

    Hell, when I joined, they made me eat twice at every meal to put some meat on my bones.

  45. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    *files under “Proof Jazz Is A Massive Idiot: Exhibit # 392″*

    For a guy who couldn’t get a date with Rosetta’s slightly used rubber fist, you’re mighty picky.

    You have no idea how much I enjoy watching you retards lick windows.

    But Jizz, I think you’re being just a tad unrealistic in your expectations.

    The internets are chock FULL of hot women, and Rosie keeps going back to the same fucking cattle ranch. Now, I don’t generally knock a man’s taste in women, because I’ve been with some fuggos and mayhap I ain’t no stunner myself. But Rosie has the option of picking quality that all would admire, yet he’s stuck in “butterdrive” (butter boobs are GREAT!). Womens are more that just mams, and there’s a trove of busty goddesses that have other equipment, too – including faces that won’t scare shit-eating dogs outta septic tanks.

  46. You know the economy is bad when you see kids and goats jumping on a trampoline.

    http://tinyurl.com/pagmhz

  47. You know the economy is bad when you see kids and goats jumping on a trampoline.

    The devil’s getting his deals done earlier these days.

  48. Mesa greets an ex-girlfriend: http://tinyurl.com/l3muvx

  49. You know the economy is bad when you see kids and goats jumping on a trampoline.

    Hahahahaha!

    Not laughing at the pic, but because you talked about raping the shit out of Jazz’s goats then went Googling, you sick fuck. Hahahahaha!

  50. You should quit while you’re behind, Jazz. Everyone in the known universe save you laughs at the notion that Ines and Ewa are fours.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  51. Not laughing at the pic, but because you talked about raping the shit out of Jazz’s goats then went Googling, you sick fuck. Hahahahaha!

    Hahahaha. I was trying to find that picture of WTFface Jenkins.

    SO STFU!!!

  52. …and there’s a trove of busty goddesses that have other equipment, too –

    Other equipment?

    Dude, it’s Big. Boob. Friday.

    Not Slutty. Shemale. Saturday.

  53. You know the economy is bad when you see kids and goats jumping on a trampoline.

    “My Pet Goat?”

  54. “Mesa greets an ex-girlfriend”

    It looks more like a first date to me.

  55. Jazz, give up. We’ve been over this ground before and there’s nothing anyone can do.

    Rosetta simply likes his chicks big and flubbery and mean-lookin’. We’ve all come to accept this about him and have agreed to hate him for other reasons.

  56. compos, you should get in the kiddie pool this weekend.

    http://tinyurl.com/losru9

  57. Yeah, that was a pretty bad choice of words on my part.

  58. Oh. Hi honey!

    Just taking a…coffee break…been workin’ reallllly hard…

  59. If you don’t think Ines and Ewa are both smoking hot, you should go ahead and turn in your cock and balls and give them to somebody that can use them.

    Like Caster Semenya.

    Oh sure. They’ll delight the one-eyed soldier, but after you have played naked Twister with them for three days, probing to see if their is any act even they won’t do, the only conversation you’ll ever be able to have with them will be about what kind of sandwich they should make for you before they leave.

  60. lauraw is a big boob.

  61. We’ve all come to accept this about him and have agreed to hate him for other reasons.
    Who are you calling “we”, Tonto? Sure, I hate him for other reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to let go of this one.

  62. Oh sure. They’ll delight the one-eyed soldier, but after you have played naked Twister with them for three days, probing to see if their is any act even they won’t do, the only conversation you’ll ever be able to have with them will be about what kind of sandwich they should make for you before they leave.

    Sorry, I’m not seeing a downside here…

  63. Rosetta simply likes his chicks big and flubbery and mean-lookin’. We’ve all come to accept this about him and have agreed to hate him for other reasons.

    Don’t make me kill you.

    lauraw?

    http://tinyurl.com/nafh5s

  64. I’m sure Americano could submit a loverly island maiden with a completely non-fake name like Comoniwannaleiya, or something like that. The Chief could find a beautiful alpaca groomer. Compos could find a …. well, let’s shelve that idea for the time being…

  65. Hey Rosetta! Whatcha doing??

    http://tinyurl.com/n7jz7y

  66. YOU LOUSY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

  67. Sorry, I’m not seeing a downside here…

    Fat chicks and mopeds, XBrad. Both can be fun to ride, until someone who knows you sees you on them.

  68. You know the economy is bad when compos has to walk his own cabbage.

    http://tinyurl.com/n5z2z9

  69. Rosetta simply likes his chicks big and flubbery and mean-lookin’. We’ve all come to accept this about him and have agreed to hate him for other reasons.

    I understand that Rosie and a few other here are committed to farm love. I’m not gonna stop rubbing their faces in it, though. I’m not actually trying to get them to stop, I’m just pointing out their foibles. Although, if they did stop with their misdirected adorations, I certainly wouldn’t be upset.

  70. You know the economy is bad when compos has to walk his own cabbage.

    http://tinyurl.com/n5z2z9

    Can’t be Compos. His panties aren’t around his ankles.

  71. I didn’t know Jazz played the saxophone.

    http://tinyurl.com/lpjntm

  72. YOU LOUSY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

    You knew where this was going the moment you met him. How many other people say “Hello” by sticking their tongues in your asscrack?

  73. Rosetta’s true obsession: http://tinyurl.com/nayoer

  74. Dude, the chick in the red may be a big girl, but there’s just no way you can call her fat.

    Like I say, you guys are awfully picky for a bunch of guys that couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse in Bangkok with a fist full of $50 bills.

  75. I didn’t know Jazz played the saxophone.

    Almost makes you wonder what Santa got for Christmas that year, doesn’t it?

  76. Hey Jazz, I found a skinny one in a sweet bikini for you.

    http://tinyurl.com/mgtmyh

  77. Great news, Biw! They were able to rescue your girlfriend safe and sound. You might want to have a word with the rescuer regarding how he “handled” the situation though.

    http://tinyurl.com/nwv4po

  78. Dude, the chick in the red may be a big girl, but there’s just no way you can call her fat.

    It isn’t about her being fat, its about how being a slattern has opened the doors to many opportunities for her to make the rent on the trailier for another month. A good woman doesn’t have to be a rocket scientist, although that could be fun, but if her biggest concern is getting to the Wal-Mart before it closes so she can stock up on the Cover Girl eyeshadow, because her new pancake application method uses so damn much of it, no matter how good the monkeysex was, it wasn’t worth it. Especially if I end up going where everyman has gone before. At some point the standard becomes more than “Its 2am and you’re here.”

  79. YOU LOUSY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  80. Dude, the chick in the red may be a big girl, but there’s just no way you can call her fat.

    Not even once did I call either one of those girls fat. I said that Rosie keeps going to the same cattle ranch. Cows have big udders and bony asses, but they’re not necessarily fat.

  81. At some point the standard becomes more than “Its 2am and you’re here.”

    OK, now that’s just crazy talk.

  82. I’m at the Pizza Huuuutt. I’m at the Taco Bell. I’m at the commmbination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

    Lauraw’s got that pizza butt. She’s got that humpback smell. She’d like to send Rosetta’s ass straight to hell.

  83. HAHAHAHAAA

  84. Lauraw’s got that pizza butt. She’s got that humpback smell. She’d like to send Rosetta’s ass straight to hell.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    + 850 points.

  85. Incorrect ignorant slut. I want to destroy the first President that is an idiot like you.

    http://tinyurl.com/mk5z28

  86. Obama looks like a fat chick?

  87. She’s got a passing resemblance to Howard Waxman.

  88. Obama looks like a fat chick?

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!

    That’s your funniest comment ever.

  89. Nostrilitus.

  90. Incorrect ignorant slut. I want to destroy the first President that is an idiot like you.

    http://tinyurl.com/mk5z28

    “Do you know what that means? If the President, your commander-in-chief fails, America Fails!”

    No. What it means is if we can accelerate this President’s inevitable failure, then we might mitigate the damage he might otherwise inflict on America before we can elect a President and a Congress not so contemptous of the Constitution and the people they serve as the current lot. Jimmah Cahtur failed, but America endured. We’ll survive the cratering of Obama, too.

  91. xbrad, Saturday night.

    http://tinyurl.com/lbpulv

  92. xbrad, Saturday night.

    http://tinyurl.com/lbpulv

    Where’s the sippy cup?

  93. Did someone mention a sippycup?

    http://tinyurl.com/ljrntk

  94. It looks more like a first date to me.

    Looks to me like he couldn’t get her phone number.

  95. Nostrilitus.

    Pigfacia.

  96. Those are attractive women with real women bodies. Many of you may not realize this but real women with big boobs, which are real, usually have a little more weight on them. Those ladies look great for the size of boobs they are carrying.

    The faces are great as well.

    I know my women, and they are hot.

    Not saying I don’t enjoy hard body as well. Truth be told I am just as much an ass man as I am a boob man. I love a nice solid ass on a toned lady with smallish breasts as much as these two.

    That’s one of the benefits of being a well rounded man who actually loves women, you get to enjoy all body types.

    Jazz likes women with boyish frames.

  97. Did someone mention a sippycup?

    When glass pints are outlawed, only outlaws will have glass pints. And knives and guns.

  98. What the fuck are you looking at?

    http://tinyurl.com/6zt7gq

  99. Jazz likes women with boyish framesboys.

  100. When glass pints are outlawed, only outlaws will have glass pints. And knives and guns.

    Hahahahaha.

    Glass pints don’t kill people, Seamus O’Shaughnessy does.

    I once went on a date in high school and a cute chickadee hadn’t yet mastered the art of the French kissing. This was how she kissed.

    http://tinyurl.com/3cpbdq

  101. “This was how she kissed.”

    What’s the problem?

  102. This was how she kissed.

    Hey, it looks a lot like “Rosie’s face bidet,” too!

  103. What’s the problem?

    I wasn’t wearing a rain slicker.

  104. Or pants, probably.

  105. Rosie, the wife let you drop the face hair?
    http://tinyurl.com/mqprqd/

  106. I wonder if that easel is hand-made.

    http://tinyurl.com/nd3e7f

  107. I once went on a date in high school and a cute chickadee hadn’t yet mastered the art of the French kissing. This was how she kissed.

    http://tinyurl.com/3cpbdq

    Give her a break, Manlsbo. Before you, her only other practice was wilth the family dog.

  108. Aren’t those girls a little skinny for you, rosie?

  109. Got some crap to do.

    bbl

  110. she dumped rosie to go back to the dog, too, BiW.

  111. I wonder if that easel is hand-made.

    http://tinyurl.com/nd3e7f

    HAHAHAHAHA! Imagine their disapointment when the found out TBOM was only interested in their taint.

  112. she dumped rosie to go back to the dog, too, BiW.

    I was just thinking that he just took off because he realized why her breath smelled like dog dick.

  113. Great…. “Bill would give president emergency control of Internet”

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10320096-38.html

  114. I am going riding tonight.
    Anyone want to come along?

    Ines? Ewa?

    Anyone?

  115. I have that blue bra

  116. Friday night at Vmax’s:

    http://tinyurl.com/me43r5

  117. Jazz purchased a new bike and made some modifications:

    http://tinyurl.com/yunl4o

  118. Sohos,
    You want to go riding with me tonight?

  119. I have that blue bra

    Send pictures to Blackiswhite1@yahoo.com

    Thank you in advance kind hearted lady.

  120. I wish I could it is so beautiful where you live. I haven’t been cleared to ride a real bike yet.

  121. Can you put pressure on your leg at all?

  122. Yes, I can ride the stationary bike, and I walk on it daily

  123. If you ever come out here let me know, I will take you riding.

    I can’t promise the trail wont be a little bumpy though.

  124. I have that blue bra

    That’s nice, dear.

    *pats Sohos on head*

    *drives into bridge abutment on the way home*

  125. once I have my knee surgery I should be fine.

  126. I’m gonna send BiW pics of my unit.

    Don’t bother. Printing the pics will mean being stuck with something that the backlight on the microscope won’t pentrate, making all that magnification useless. I’m really not in the mood for a game of “Where’s Waldo?” today, just so I can call you later and lie to you just like your ex-girlfriend did.

  127. “once I have my knee surgery I should be fine.”

    Do you think you could handle a moderately bumpy ride?

  128. Friday night at Vmax’s:

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111vnoswpeq!

    Sorry Jazz it is more like this
    Sleeping dogs lie. Downwards.

  129. Uni, let’s get the poor dear healed before we try to break the other leg. Besides, even under the best of circumstances, she’s gonna be a bit topheavy…

  130. *kicks poat*

  131. Relax, BiW, it’s only MOSTLY dead.

  132. Yeah. Traffic will pick up when all the BBW fetishists get their Mom’s to leave after dinner and they log on for their weekly fix.

  133. *kicks poat*

    Ow: that was my colon!

  134. *kicks poat*

    Ow: that was my colon!

    So for once, it gets poked from outside, and you want to complain about it? What happened? Did the gerbil get scared and bite you?

  135. Has anybody checked on Ted Kennedy lately? Is he still dead?

  136. So for once, it gets poked from outside, and you want to complain about it?

    Stupid BiW, a colon is punctuation.

  137. No, a colon is Rosie’s favorite body part

  138. Stupid BiW, a colon is punctuation.

    So does that mean that the gerbil is still in there? An asphixyated gerbil fermenting in your stygian bowels? I thought the US wasn’t allowed to practice chemical warfare experiments.

  139. Stupid BiW, that would be Biowarfare.

  140. Stupid BiW, that would be Biowarfare.

    Stupid XBrad, a higly sulphurized gas combined with several unknown noxious and caustic agents, released serrupticously among an unsupecting populace is not an infectious agent.

  141. BiW, I didn’t say infectious agent.

    Toxins released by bio proccesses are forbidden under the applicable treaties.

    See “yellow rain” for a description of a bio-toxin.

  142. See “yellow rain” for a description of a bio-toxin.

    I don’t wanna know about your last date with Sean.

  143. There are no gerbils in my punctuation, BiW. Nor are there gerbils in my booty. I am a bit disturbed, however, at your fascination with my rectum and your insistence that I put things in it.

    I AM NOT TBOM!!!!!

  144. I think I may have said this before about Ewa, but she looks like she’s “good stupid.”

  145. Great Poat Rosetta. Please have Ms. LauraW abuse Jizz until BrewFan gets a clue. Sheesh….

    (Three GREAT BBF’s in a row, new avatar. Has the Communist Chinese Government Hacked into the “Hostages”?)

    * Cue Spooky Music here *

  146. **kicks cat**

    Quit saying nice things about Rosetta.

  147. “Good stupid” and serving you ales and pilsners.

  148. You jacklegs quit trying to jam an icepick in the temple of this awesome thread.

  149. How’s skrewl, solohojo?

    Have you gotten detention yet for chewing gum in class?

  150. Sox, which direction from Anderson?

  151. These guys opened up Cruefest 2. They have an AC/DC sound. They fuckin rock.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_SF5QpNJ-A
    Go ‘head, listen, you’ll like.

  152. If I was President, when I went on vacation and the idiots in the MSM wanted to know what was on my reading list I would say this.

    http://tinyurl.com/m4avgo

  153. Hey Shim, whacha doin’?

    http://bacn.me/bby

  154. **kicks cat**

    Quit saying nice things about Rosetta

    * Rubs sore butt, climbs upon wooden stool in the corner, puts on pointy hat *

    Pioneers take arrows, just trying to raise questions as to what has happened to the Rosetta we have came to know and , er uh, well…. If this character shuns alcohol, call the cops. And be on the lookout for suspicious flying airborne phenomenon….

  155. Hahahahaha.

    Hey Jew, how come you like bacn more than tinyurl?

    Are you a racist?

  156. Hi Sox.

    How are the hairballs hangin’?

  157. Rosie, these mofos are from St Louie. They were second on the bill.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf0r5CZxrIE

  158. No, I never get in trouble

    Sohos…..

    http://tinyurl.com/nrdcck

  159. Shim, I’m in Elberton Ga. for a few days. Should be heading to Morgan City La about the middle of the month. Gonna have to hook up and buy you a few beers with money pilferred out of the “Boss”s duffle bag. He is low on the “Little Blue Pills” that I can pawn for CatToys….

  160. Because all of my links have bacon in them. Duh.

  161. Well now!

    Those are a nice pair of young ladies…

    Or, young ladies with a nice pair!

    I guess it depends on one’s perspective…

    Any ideas on the cheapest airfare to Polland?

  162. Rosie, these mofos are from St Louie. They were second on the bill.

    Hey ShimWOW!, is that “Champagne” song a cover? I recognize it but I don’t think I know that band.

    Good tune.

  163. I have to read kurt vonnegut’s slaughterhouse five…I have never read his work. Has anyone read this?

  164. Hi Sox.

    How are the hairballs hangin’?

    Rosetta, it is all maddeningly tragic. In the CatWorld, I am a combination of Andy Warhol, Picasso, and Salvadore Dali. My Masterpieces sell for many pounds of CatNip. But at the house, all my Performance Art gets me is chased by an Evil Broom….

  165. Vonnegut is a liberal douche who dropped way too much acid. He makes about as much sense as Sox after 7 oz of catnip.

  166. that is the reason I have never read his work mcpo

  167. You jacklegs quit trying to jam an icepick in the temple of this awesome thread.

    A lobotomy would only improve it.

    I have to read kurt vonnegut’s slaughterhouse five…I have never read his work. Has anyone read this?

    The life and times of Billy Pilgrim. Those tramalfadorans can be a complete and utter bitch.

    Yes, yes I have. And the Sirens of Titan. And Mother Night. And Galapagos.
    And unlike Mother Night, Slaughterhouse Five made a really shitty movie.

  168. that is the reason I have never read his work mcpo

    *** Takes Solemn Vow to stop at 6.915 oz CatNip ***

  169. Slaughterhouse Five is about five guys that get together and rob a casino.

    The movie “Ocean’s Five” is loosely based on the book.

    Next question!

  170. ROSIE__Not a cover, must be your drug and alcohol fetish. Get off the cocaine, cocaine
    stop with the champagne, champagne. Stop pounding your nuts until they’re blue.
    Well , maybe it’s the champagne, champagne. Maybe it’s the cocaine, cocaine. Your mom told you it’s a bad thing to do.

  171. Slaughterhouse Five is about five guys that get together and rob a casino.

    I am going to use that as my test answer. Thank you!

  172. One of my top 50 movie scenes is in “Back to School” when Rodney Dangerfield hired Kurt Vonnegut to write a paper on his own book for class. He got a B.

  173. No shit, shim? I wonder where I’ve heard that song. Must be from the days I listened to radio.

    What are you wearing right now?

  174. Sohos, BiW number two should be ready in about sixty days.

    WOOHOO!!!!!! Let me know when b/c I am ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  175. Your mom told you it’s a bad thing to do.

    Was that before or after she told him “Mommy only drinks because of you!”

  176. Sohos, BiW number two should be ready in about sixty days.

    Advanced copies to proofread?

  177. plastic manties and a spagetti string fuscia top

  178. I read that book about 5 times.

  179. Sox why can’t you be useful like your cousin?

    http://bacn.me/bbz

  180. What are you wearing right now?

    Can I guess? I say Chicken Feathers….

  181. maybe this is why
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEOCbhFKtz0

  182. SoHoS, you can tell your professor that be sticking with Slaughterhouse Five as their foray into Vonnegut, they are being timid and showing an extreme lack of imagination.

    On the other hand, if iut is like most college campuses around the country, Mother Night might hit a little too close to home, even if they lack Howard Campbell’s one redemptive act.

  183. well good scott i may pick your brain when the time comes

  184. Sox why can’t you be useful like your cousin?

    http://bacn.me/bbz

    ‘Cus that would require ambition and testicles?

  185. well good scott i may pick your brain when the time comes

    Or you could just taxe him until he catches on fire. That works, too.

  186. well good scott i may pick your brain when the time comes

    Pretty Lady, you better hurry. I understand the Zombies like to return to ther victims….

  187. I don’t know what I would think of it now, but it was my favorite book when I was younger.

  188. Wasn’t Slaughterhouse Five about that teenage girl rock star who goes by a different name to try and have a normal life?

  189. plastic manties and a spagetti string fuscia top

    Are you expecting company?

  190. Wasn’t Slaughterhouse Five about that teenage girl rock star who goes by a different name to try and have a normal life?

    No, dumbass! That was Pet Semetary

  191. You jacklegs quit trying to jam an icepick in the temple of this awesome thread.

    Your “awesome thread” now has 150 thumbs down. Suck that, Trebek.

  192. I thought Slaughterhouse Five was about that girl that dressed up like a boy so she play soccer and then joined a super-secret government agency to hunt aliens.

  193. how is amazon out of the Norton Shakespeare on Oxford edition? WTF?

  194. Hey wiserbuttafuoco, are you home or in some flophouse in the northwest?

  195. I thought it was about a boy who is molested by his football coach

  196. No, dumbass! That was Pet Semetary

    Wait, I thought Pet Semetary was about those twins that lived in a swanky hotel with their mom.

    I’m so confused.

  197. Hey wiserbuttafuoco, are you home or in some flophouse in the northwest?

    “Home?” What is this thing call “home?”

    Flophouse in CO.

  198. plastic manties and a spagetti string fuscia top

    Are you expecting company?

    Just kinfolks…..

  199. No, Pet Cemetery is about this rabid dog and this Mom and son trapped in the car

  200. plastic manties and a spagetti string fuscia top

    Are you expecting company?

    That depends. Are the manties transparent or solid?

  201. Your “awesome thread” now has 150 thumbs down. Suck that, Trebek.

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!

    As the 150 thumbs down are from a complete dumbass moron I’m cool with that.

  202. Just kinfolks…..

    cue banjo’s…

  203. Wait, wasn’t Slaughterhouse Five that book about that fey little guy who abducts a bunch of English kids from their bedroom in the middle of the night and takes them to a remote island with a bunch of young boys and a guy who liked to pretend he was a pirate?

  204. Are you expecting company?
    You in town?

  205. Rosie you know you can only vote once per person?

  206. No, Pet Cemetery is about this rabid dog and this Mom and son trapped in the car

    Boy are you dumb. That’s not Pet Semetary. That’s DaVinci Code.

    D’uh.

  207. Flophouse in CO

    Fun!

    You’ve been traveling a lot so I don’t know if you heard. Ted Kennedy died in a horrible car wreck.

  208. No, its the one where these midgets land in a boys closet and they have a map that takes them around where they are stealing treasures running from some weird deity…

  209. No, The DaVinci Code, is the one where this UPS guy crashes and gets stuck on an island for a long time and makes friends with a volleyball…duh!

  210. Rosetta, tell him Michael Jackson is still dead. Kind of like Generalisimo Franco…

  211. Ted Kennedy died in a horrible car wreck.

    I was actually awake in Seattle when I heard that on Fox.

    The next morning, when I opened the door to my room, there was a USA Today laying at my door, with the nice, bold headline “Ted Kennedy Dies.”

    I smiled, thinking “today’s gonna be a good day.”

  212. No, its the one where these midgets land in a boys closet and they have a map that takes them around where they are stealing treasures running from some weird deity…

    That’s, “The Agony and the Ecstasy”

  213. No, The DaVinci Code, is the one where this UPS guy crashes and gets stuck on an island for a long time and makes friends with a volleyball…duh!

    Boy, it’s a good thing you are going back to school. That’s not The DaVinci Code. That’s Adam Smith’s “Wealth of Nations.”

    D’uh.

  214. No, its the one where these midgets land in a boys closet and they have a map that takes them around where they are stealing treasures running from some weird deity…

    Wait, I though that was “Gone With the Wind.”…..

  215. I’ve been very successful at avoiding the tribute vomit to Toonces the Driving Senator.

    YAAAAAAAAY ME!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/kvluen

  216. No, The Wealth of Nations, is a story about those slaves that were aboard the Amistad and were captured and held on some weird trial

  217. No, The Wealth of Nations, is a story about those slaves that were aboard the Amistad and were captured and held on some weird trial

    Really? I thought that was “Fear of Flying.”

    huh.

  218. No, Gone With the Wind is where the B-2 pilot decides to steal the nuclear weapons on board his aircraft and sell them on the black market. The female park ranger and the co-pilot have to overcome immeasurable odds to thwart his evil plans.

  219. Hahahahahahahahah!!!! Two excellent Ted Kennedy ads:

    http://tinyurl.com/lxnd3f

    http://tinyurl.com/mysdbx

  220. Gosh you have problems, “Gone With the Wind”, is about these Southern women and one has a daughter who is very sick and she winds up dying at the end and the women are very sad

  221. No, Gone With the Wind is where the B-2 pilot decides to steal the nuclear weapons on board his aircraft and sell them on the black market. The female park ranger and the co-pilot have to overcome immeasurable odds to thwart his evil plans.

    Boy are you stoopid. That’s “Saturday Night Fever” dummy.

  222. “Ted Kennedy died in a horrible car wreck.”

    I thought his doctor killed him.

  223. No stupid, “Catcher in the Rye” is the book where Spiderman saves a Jewish deli from his arch-enemy Reuben Boy.

    DUH!!

  224. Gosh you have problems, “Gone With the Wind”, is about these Southern women and one has a daughter who is very sick and she winds up dying at the end and the women are very sad

    WRONG!!!!!

    That was, Some Like It Hot.

  225. I thought his doctor killed him.

    Was he doing coke? I heard he died because he was doing coke.

  226. No, no, no, wiserbud Fear of Flying is a movie about these snakes that get lose on a plane

  227. No stupid, “Catcher in the Rye” is the book where Spiderman saves a Jewish deli from his arch-enemy Reuben Boy.

    Another idiot heard from. That wasn’t Catcher in the Rye. That was “Lolita.”

  228. Well they won’t lose his nose, it glows.

  229. I thought his doctor killed him.

    Hahahahahaha!! Oh yeah. My bad.

  230. Fear of Flying is a movie about these snakes that get lose on a plane

    Typical dumb blonde. The movie about the snakes on a plane was “The Godfather III.”

    Good thing you’re good-looking.

  231. PLEASE! Fear Of Flying is about a young pilot who flies across the Atlantic Ocean all by himself and lands in Paris, France. His plane was named, “The Spirit of Rosetta’s Ass”.

  232. Did Ted die of anal cancer? I heard he died of anal cancer.

  233. I’m not positive but I’m pretty sure that OJ killed Ted Kennedy because fire can’t melt steel.

  234. The next morning, when I opened the door to my room, there was a USA Today laying at my door, with the nice, bold headline “Ted Kennedy Dies.”

    I smiled, thinking “today’s gonna be a good day.”

    And then he remembered who he was having dinner with. Mheh. I think my indian name should be “Rain Cloud”.

    Speaking of indians, which one of you bastages has Tushar locked in your closet?

  235. And then he remembered who he was having dinner with. Mheh. I think my indian name should be “Rain Cloud”.

    BiW’s indian name should be “Talks with Mouth Full.”

  236. No, no, no, wiserbud Fear of Flying is a movie about these snakes that get lose on a plane

    Hahahahahahaahaha!!

  237. Lolita was about a guy who finds out he has an austic brother that loves jeopardy…wow you must be tired

  238. I’m sick of these motherfucking catchers in this motherfucking rye.

  239. autistic

  240. Lolita was about a guy who finds out he has an austic brother that loves jeopardy…wow you must be tired

    Are you sure? I thought that was “Teenage Taiwanese Anal Sluts.”

  241. I have Catch-69 on DVD.

  242. I’m sick of these motherfucking catchers in this motherfucking rye.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Nice one, man-dyke.

  243. Yaknow, I realized last night when Beck went off that Red Eye is a lot like this place, only it isn’t anywhere near as funneh.

  244. I have Catch-69 on DVD.

    I’m pretty sure we all know what the story is on that one.

    What’s gonna be funny is when sohos teacher mentions Slaughterhouse Five in her class, she’ll just start cracking up.

  245. Thanks Richard.

  246. I thought Ted Kennedy was doing blow and it stopped his heart?

  247. I find Ahab’s lack of dick disturbing.

  248. I was thinking of watching “The Swiss Family’s Grabby Son” tonight. Anyone know if it’s worth watching?

  249. I thought Ted Kennedy was doing blow and it stopped his heart?

    No, that was “Terms of Endearment”

  250. What’s gonna be funny is when sohos teacher mentions Slaughterhouse Five in her class, she’ll just start cracking up.?

    Its all good until someone writes “Teenaged Anal Asian Cumsluts” as an answer on a test.

  251. A Wiserbud Family Photo:

    http://bacn.me/bc1

  252. jewstin that is just wrong on every level

  253. Where did Jazz go? Did they start filming “Sphincter: The Spelunking” already?

  254. Didn’t Kennedy die by choking on a ham sandwich??!

  255. No, that was “Terms of Endearment”

    No, no, no. Terms of Endearment was that movie about when that bomber was going to nuke Moscow and their communications got fucked up and they didn’t get the “No Go” code.

  256. That’s an old photo, Jewstin.

    And still disturbing.

    I think it’s a publicity still from “The Deerhunter”

  257. Happy Friday!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2eh6f5Go0

  258. Steven Seagal is…Slaughtering Five Hams

  259. A Wiserbud Family Photo:

    Sick.

  260. You idiot, wiser

    That was The Pink Panther

  261. Its ok wiserbud but Waterhorse; Legend of the Deep throat is better

  262. Officer Does Not Like anti-Obama Poster: “It ain’t America no more, OK?”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIKPKjl0-pg

  263. That’s an old photo, Jewstin.

    How about shutting your cakehole?

  264. Bring me some cake, Jewstin, and I’ll think about it.

  265. “Teenaged Anal Asian Cumsluts” thats my fall back answer BiW you would not believe how much these male college professors dig that…

  266. Really, Sohos, I would have thought your profs would like “Boys for Baldies” better.

  267. That was The Pink Panther

    You sure? I thought the Pink Panther was the name given to Paris Hilton’s sex tape.

  268. its a mix

  269. It is fucking bizarre. Who in their right mind would think that’s a good idea for anything, much less take a photograph?

  270. Its ok wiserbud but Waterhorse; Legend of the Deep throat is better

    What about “Withering Tights?” Decent?

  271. Officer Does Not Like anti-Obama Poster: “It ain’t America no more, OK?”


    I feel a rant comin’ on…

  272. Jewstin, are you watching Fried Green Tomatoes right now?

  273. Jewstin, what do you think the chances are that family:

    a) needs counseling?
    b) is a bunch of hippies?
    c) should die in a fire?

  274. The Great Gat’s Bi?

  275. No, Rosetta. I am listening Red Dragon in the background.

  276. It’s decent but not as good as Harry Potsmoker and the Prisoner

  277. Where did Jazz go? Did they start filming “Sphincter: The Spelunking” already?

    Who writes your shit, dude? You might want to find some new talent.

  278. John Barley’s Cornhole

  279. Damn that’s pretty tough and scary Jewel

  280. A Tale of Two Titties?

  281. isnt that part of the hannibal lecter series?

  282. Xbrad, A and B are a given.

    As to C, I think it would be fair for the parents to die in a fire.

  283. Uncle Tom’s Cavern?

  284. The House of Seven Gayboys

  285. Silas Moaner?

  286. Yeah. I just saw Hannibal Rising a few days ago, so I’m watching the ones I have on DVD.

  287. I feel a rant comin’ on…

    Watch the “Happy Friday” video, then. It’s a lot more lighthearted. Serious, too, but lighthearted, and youlll be humming a good tune by the time it’s over.

    With that said, my favorite part about the cop vid?

    “I can write you up for whatever I want.”

    “Different rules apply for the First Amendment on schools than other places.” (For students, dickhead, during school).

    I’d have forced that fucker to arrest me just to get his ass into court.

  288. Star Whores!!!!

  289. Pirates of Penn’s Ass?

  290. The Secret Hard on

  291. A Separate Piece?

  292. Imaho

  293. I smell alcohol in this room!

  294. I need a glass of wine…like now, but I have to go to the store, we were supposed to go to a party but Count is very sick.

  295. The Adventures of Huck’s Cherry Twin Sister.

  296. G. I. ‘Ho

  297. Queens Pearl Necklace

  298. Titty Titty Bangkok

  299. Salem’s HOT!

  300. What’s wrong with the Count??

  301. He has fever, and bad congestion, sore throat etc…

  302. What’s wrong with the Count??

    Lots of things.

    But why is he ill?

  303. A Hard Man is Good to Find….had to do it……low hanging fruit

  304. Robinson: Cruise Ho

  305. Lez Miserable Ass.

  306. Fists of Furry.

  307. Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, this is an awesome video. It was posted at Ace’s the other night, I think, but it’s now a favorite of mine:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsx1X8PV_A

  308. Gulliver swallows

  309. I am going to go run to the store. I shall return.

  310. I don’t miss Phil Donohue one bit.

  311. I don’t miss Phil Donohue one bit.

    He looks completely confused there, doesn’t he? Milton is asking him extremely simple questions and Phil the idiot just sits there looking stupid and angry.

    He’s yet another disgusting hypocritical lib who can’t die soon enough for me.

  312. ?? where’d that come from , Romy?

  313. What are we doing?

  314. Ah, the clip. Sorry. Don’t have good enough connection to watch most vids.

  315. ?? where’d that come from , Romy?

    watch Jazz’s link

  316. What are we doing?

    Whatever we want, Vmax. We’re still free adults.

  317. I just watched 60 seconds of Dodd’s “tribute” to Kennedy.

    Imagine how bad you think that would be.

    You’re right.

    *VIOLENT FUCKING BARF*

  318. He looks completely confused there, doesn’t he? Milton is asking him extremely simple questions and Phil the idiot just sits there looking stupid and angry.

    Without raising his voice, Friedman humiliated PD. It’s a very, very rare talent. Brit Hume could do it. I had a law prof who could do it, and I’ve seen a handful of other people do it skillfully. It’s certainly not a pedestrian facility, though.

  319. A Connecticut Yankee in Queen Arthur’s Cunt

  320. I just watched 60 seconds of Dodd’s “tribute” to Kennedy.

    WHY????

    We’re gonna have to change your nickname from Man-Lesbian to Masochist-Lesbian.

  321. Peter Poon

  322. I just watched 60 seconds of Dodd’s “tribute” to Kennedy.

    If you keep that up, don’t be surprised to see another fifty thumbs down on this thread.

  323. What should we all fight about? Somebody say something stupid and piss someone else off.

  324. Somebody say something stupid and piss someone else off.

    I’ve been bitching about the musk oxes you keep posting for BBF all day, but I can’t seem to draw a punch.

  325. I have an idea. Instead of trashing all the cash-for-clunkers heaps, it would be funny if tomorrow, dozens of people across the country took a clunker and pushed it off a bridge into a lake.

    I would love to see the media try and report that.

  326. Jazz, do you normally smell like Cheeze Whiz?

  327. So, Jizz, you piss and moan that you know better, post some links. Where’s all the white wimmen at?

  328. I can link pics. I don’t know how to make a poat, though.

  329. The real shame is that Kennedy’s seem to be dying in order of IQ. Yet they’re always gonna be treated as American Royalty, even as we are only gonna be left with the drooling retard Kennedys, like Bobby Jr. and Caroline.

    Please, Tropical Storm Danny, do us all a huge favor…. build up some real strength and take ’em out all at once this weekend..

  330. Jazz, do you normally smell like Cheeze Whiz?

    Just around the taint, I hear. There’s a reason I don’t kick women outta bed for eating crackers.

  331. So, I run to corner gas station/service station to grab some smokes.

    I had to do a doubletake.

    There’s a car getting a tire changed.

    A fucking Lamborghini.

    Dude, you spent a quarter million dollars on a car, and you take it to the Shell station to get the tires fixed?

  332. Dude, you spent a quarter million dollars on a car, and you take it to the Shell station to get the tires fixed?

    Hahahahah – I saw a valet dude trying to get gas his customer’s Lambo in Detroit. He couldn’t figure out how to open the gas door. Neither could I. The key had to be in and turned and some other shit. It was fucking complicated.

  333. I have an idea. Instead of trashing all the cash-for-clunkers heaps, it would be funny if tomorrow, dozens of people across the country took a clunker and pushed it off a bridge into a lake.

    I’ve got an Olds that would fit the bill nicely…..

  334. I can link pics. I don’t know how to make a poat, though.

    So basically, you’re bitching about something you know nothing about.

    Are you sure you aren’t a Dem?

  335. No – I know about women. I know about links. i don’t know about poats.

  336. I’ve been bitching about the musk oxes you keep posting for BBF all day, but I can’t seem to draw a punch.

    That’s because you’ve obviously never been with a woman. You assigned a four to a couple of hotties which renders your ability to stir shit ineffective. No one’s going to fight you about that because you’re obviously retarded.

    You’re the only person I know of that suffers from body dysmorphic disorder by proxy.

    However I was thinking, after reading your asinine comment, about the distribution of hotness.

    I think we would all agree that there is not an even distribution of 10% to all levels. So there is a bell curve in play to some degree.

    But what percentage are ones vs tens? Obviously the one end is a fat tail (see what I did there) and the 10 end is not. But what’s the distribution?

  337. I’ll tell you what, xbrad. I’m still at work, so I can’t dabble in searching for appropriate competition for Rosie’s choices, but I’ll put together a few choice morsels to post against Rosie’s for next week.

  338. I was told there would be no math.

  339. I have to go home to get yelled at. Or silenced at, more likely. I’ll be back in a bit.

  340. So there is a bell curve in play to some degree.

    Is there kurtosis?

  341. brb

  342. I’ll put together a few choice morsels to post against Rosie’s for next week.

    Hahahahaha. That will be hilarious. I want to see what the guy that gives this a four comes up with:

    http://tinyurl.com/nfe4a9

    Also, running a 4.5 40 is slow.

  343. has this been done yet ?

    http://nozama.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ed05fc288330120a526dc19970b-pi

  344. TGSG, even Instaglenn has that.

  345. Hahahaha. TGSG FAIL!!!!!!

    What’s up punk?

  346. If I were crazy rich I would offer the hearse driver a million to make a small detour from the planned route, any body of water would work.

  347. fuckity fuck..

    sups fagettes and hot hostage wimmens

  348. If I were crazy rich I would offer the hearse driver a million to make a small detour from the planned route, any body of water would work.

    I would so kick in a million bucks for that.

    “Hey, why is the hearse driver wearing a SCUBA suit? That’s odd.”

  349. indeed Scottthehumplover…. I’d chip in too!

  350. Where have you been, TGSG?

    Locked up on a parole violation?

  351. **antes up a mil**

  352. **antes up a mil**

    As if any of us have more than $47.62!!

  353. internship as a guard at a women’s prison, had a week at the clinic after to help with the “injuries”

  354. Seabiscuit Kerry is speaking at the Kennedy joke fest.

    That God that tool box didn’t win in 2004. What a fucking jackass that guy is.

    While we’re checking Caster Semenya for a dick, maybe we should also check him.

    Wait…was one of his purple hearts awarded for getting his twig and berries blown off?

    Also, he served in Vietnam and Edward’s dad worked in a textile mill.

    FYI.

  355. I found the right man for the job

    http://tinyurl.com/ndnr8d

  356. Dunno if Kerry as prez would be so bad.

    If Kerry was prez in 04, there’s almost no way Obama would have risen in 08.

    which is worse. Sheer incompetence, or sheer incompetence, blinding leftist policy, and an absolute certainty in being a divine being?

  357. I found the right man for the job

    http://tinyurl.com/ndnr8d

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Daddy?

  358. or $47.62 to make it resemble the end of Animal House ( that real sad movie where the dog dies at the end)

  359. If Kerry was prez in 04, there’s almost no way Obama would have risen in 08.

    True but Kerry would been but another several drops of water torture in the long, slow death of liberalism.

    Obama is going to drive a big fat wooden stake in the heart of that piece of shit.

  360. If Kerry had been elected, we would have lost Iraq and Afghanistan for sure.

  361. Hatch is speaking now. I like that guy.

    He’s a good representative of the daddy party.

    He seems very kind but he doesn’t have any trouble bringing the thunder in the old-school way.

    Plus he writes songs for Slipknot.

  362. Kerry strikes me as the kind of guy that, when you make a joke about something on the sly, he doesn’t get it.

    I don’t like that.

    Maybe he’s MENSA but he comes off like a social dumbass.

    He’s on my “top 100 people you don’t want to have dinner with ever” list.

  363. Romy!!!!

  364. Oh, and any of you own stock in Dynetics, SELL!!!!!

  365. Fuck, No!

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10320096-38.html

  366. Hi Chief! Any birdies or eagles today?

  367. Oh, and any of you own stock in Dynetics, SELL!!!!!

    That’s going to piss Tom Cruise off.

  368. Romy – No birdies or eagles. Herself and I are trapped in the house. We’ve had a day-long deluge.

  369. It’s s-o-o lame. She’s sitting next to me watching Yard Crashers. Thank God Eureka is on soon!

  370. Oh, and any of you own stock in Dynetics, SELL!!!!!

    One word. PLASTICS!!

  371. Whattup beeyotches? It’s Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday night. Time to partay!!!

  372. Fuck, No!

    I think he should go for it.

    If they think the tea-bagging town hall grandpas are bad, wait until they meet the cyber-anarchists.

    Every step that dummy takes to the left is another 8 house seats.

    When you’re in hole, KEEP DIGGING FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!

  373. oh, mucho perfecto avataro rosetta

  374. PJM!!!!!! Howdy, stranger!!

  375. PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    **slaps favorite Hostagette on the fanny**

  376. howzit!! I think I need to run to the store to get some beer. Mas coronas por favor. See how espanol I am?

  377. PJ! You at your Mom’s?
    Look for a post I did yesterday—WP’s brother and wife have twin babies.

  378. Da derp de derp de teedly tum te tum.

  379. PJ!!!!!

    *brings out the chips, salsa, and the good beer*

  380. xBrad, you slut!

  381. *brings out the chips, salsa, and the good beer*

    You mean that Milwaukee Light isn’t the only beer you have??

  382. *attacks pajama momma*

    *lays on top of pajama momma until she screams “UNCLE REMUS!!!”*

    RACIST!!!!!

  383. seriously, if that’s not a sockpuppet and it’s really allahpundit on the ted kennedy thread at ace’s he’s a bigger retard than I ever dreamed possible.

  384. Oh Sean’s here.

    *looks for thread’s last will and testament*

  385. “http://tinyurl.com/nxxrpw

    NSFW! NSFW!
    Here is one of Ines getting it on with another big boobed friend.”

    Pant. Pant.Pant.Pant.Pant.Pant … oh, excuse me, I didn’t know you were in the room.

  386. seriously, if that’s not a sockpuppet and it’s really allahpundit on the ted kennedy thread at ace’s he’s a bigger retard than I ever dreamed possible.

    H2: The Ace of Spades Green Room.

  387. Allahpundit’s lost his marbles this past year.

  388. Chief, I have NEVER bought Milwaukee Light, not even when I was a poor college student.

  389. Don’t pretend like you went to college, Romy.

    It’s embarrassing.

  390. *pops top on Lone Star

  391. I’ve had internet for a little while pattyann. I soon realized that I have a hard time paying my bills online if I don’t have internet.

    I have just amazingly found discipline. And started a physiology class at the local junior college.

    I will go look for the baby post. Twins!! Way cool!!!

    speaking of twins. I just finished reading the gayest book I’ve ever read in my life since I picked up “The Shack” and quickly put it down. This one was an Oprah book club book called, “I Know This Much Is True”. I liked the title cuz it made me think of Spandau Ballet. Nope, it’s liberal BS. I went to Amazon to check out the reviews, I’m one of 55 people who think the book is fucking retarded. 1000+ think it’s the shit.

    *eats a crapload of romy’s chips

    Dammit!! I”m over my calories. I think if you wash chips down with beer, it dissolves the calories. I learned that in my physiology class.

  392. Well, when I was a poor college student. I used to buy Ranier Beer.

  393. Exit question: Why is Allahpundit such a fucking pussy?

  394. UNCLE REMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HELP ME JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!

  395. heya PJ, LTNS, hope all is good in your corner of the world

  396. Hey Burritohead, how about an update on WTF is going on?

    How’s the house?

    What’s new?

    How’s life?

    What have you been doing?

    Do you know how many kids you have?

    If you want me to give you posting rights here, just let me know.

  397. I can’t stand him. I seriously, truly cannot stand Allahpundit. I went to his blog a bit ago and read one of his posts and thought to myself, “self, this guy’s a fucking retard”

  398. PJ, are you sure you want to wait all the way till November to see me?

  399. I usually bought Rolling Rock when money was tight, Guinness or Harp when it wasn’t.

  400. Hey Sean

    http://tinyurl.com/nve8yu

  401. Hey Burritohead, how about an update on WTF is going on?

    How’s the house? if you didn’t know one before, you officially know a “squatter” now. Cept, the former owners do know we’re here.

    What’s new? my underwear and until a few minutes ago, my case of corona

    How’s life? awesome blossom

    What have you been doing? skewl, kids and any guy I can pin down

    Do you know how many kids you have? I don’t have that many fingers and toes

    If you want me to give you posting rights here, just let me know. HAHAHAHAHA! KMA

  402. This one was an Oprah book club book called, “I Know This Much Is True”. I liked the title cuz it made me think of Spandau Ballet. Nope, it’s liberal BS.

    Let me make it up to you…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycOpO-PpA-k

  403. “self, this guy’s a fucking retard”

    Wrong!

    Upper Manhattan wannabe, Meghan McCain lusting, go along to get along, Lincoln Chafee loving douche nozzle.

  404. PJ, are you sure you want to wait all the way till November to see me?

    Didn’t the doctor only say you had a month left?

    If so, then yes.

  405. Upper Manhattan wannabe, Meghan McCain lusting, go along to get along, Lincoln Chafee loving douche nozzle.

    You tellin me that don’t equal retard?

  406. heya PJ, LTNS, hope all is good in your corner of the world

    Heya!! What’s LTNS mean?

  407. nevermind, I’m officially retarded. I get it.

  408. Upper Manhattan wannabe, Meghan McCain lusting, go along to get along, Lincoln Chafee loving douche nozzle.

    You forgot Palin-hating.

  409. PJ, when I show up on your doorstep in November, I’m gonna bring PBR.

  410. pa, those are some beautiful babies!!! awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

    thanks for the chips and salsa romy.

    I have an emergency and have to run to the store. I’ll brb. I hope you guys are gonna be around. I feel like partying tonight.

    Gavin needs Cheetos right now and bacon for breaky.

  411. I’m glad all is well, banana managua.

    Are you back or is this just a drive-by?

  412. PJ, when I show up on your doorstep in November, I’m gonna bring PBR.

    Is that your boyfriend?

  413. You tellin me that don’t equal retard?

    You forgot Palin-hating.

    My life is a series of corrections from women I know.

    SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!

  414. Are you back or is this just a drive-by?

    I’m treating myself to a Friday night. I must be a estudiante cereal now. BRB

  415. **pouts because PJ commented and ran**

  416. Comment by wiserbud on August 28, 2009 9:10 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You’re SUCH an asshole.

    seriously, gavin has developed a major cheetos addiction. I must comply

  417. I usually bought Rolling Rock when money was tight, Guinness or Harp when it wasn’t.

    Rocket Chick, Rolling Rock is a great beer. Actually excellent for the price.

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LATROBE!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/lx7qot

  418. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You’re SUCH an asshole.

    I knew that video was gonna come in handy again someday.

  419. *offers Chief another beer and smooches him gently on the forehead*

  420. I’m treating myself to a Friday night.

    Hanging out here is treating yourself?

    Daaaaaamn. And I thought my life was pathetic.

  421. Okay, this post is loading slower than PJM reading the first chapter of a physiology textbook

    Who’s up for a new post?

  422. NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT! NEW POAT!NEW POAT! NEW POAT!

  423. I guess that’s a yes from MCPOlderthandirt.

    New poat.

  424. The other cheap beer, when I could get it, was Genesee. Cream ale or 12-horse ale. Yum.


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