HHD – Fashion Edition

Ding dong the witch is dead!  Let’s celebrate by enjoying some cutting edge fashion models.  Happy Hump Day!!!

Julien is en fuego!!!  Actually this dude is French, but I don’t know how to say en fuego in French.

blake
Am I racist if I want to have crazy monkey sex with this guy?

marcus

This guy knows a thing or two about llamas.  Leon might ask him for a few pointers.

yum

Chris likes playing strip darts even though his aim is terrible.

chris-7634
Finally a Brazillian fellow.  I would sell Uniball’s remaining testicle to the Debil for a plane ticket to Rio.

bacalow

368 Comments

  1. First

  2. Why do I get the idea Michael has been sitting there waiting for HHD to show up?

  3. Jazz has to show me up, doesn’t he?

    Making other people look small makes me feel better about me.

  4. Why do I get the idea Michael has been sitting there waiting for HHD to show up?

    Perhaps he’s underwear shopping.

  5. “The packages have arrived!!”

    – Greg Gutfeld – RedEye

  6. Why do I get the idea Michael has been sitting there waiting for HHD to show up?

    With Brewfan unavailble for comment, Michael felt he had to “Represent” for IB.

  7. Jewstin’s Package Delivery Service motto:

    When it absolutely, positively has to be there in your face…

  8. MILKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!</b

  9. Behave, reason, or we’ll take your HTML away.

  10. I must admit, I’m disappointed that my earlier post about Scottish Folds didn’t bring teh lulz.

    What the FUCK are you babbling about? You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…

  11. I like the dimples on that last Brazilian guy, there.

  12. This post smells lilke a combination of formunda cheese and PetSmart.

  13. If I chugged cock, like taking it up my outbox, and enjoyed a solid ballgargle, this’d be the perfect post.

    Two outta three ain’t bad. Better luck next time, Dick.

  14. Today should be all Dead Kennedys all day.

  15. Interesting article by a Democrat that places the blame for the health care debacle squarely on the Dems, including this fabulous sentence:

    But much as the Republicans have gamed the issue, the reality is that the first and worst deception was the Democrats’ own. Step back for a second, listen to what the non-screaming skeptics are saying, and it’s clear the party severely overestimated its mandate and underestimated the public’s growing unease with the government’s massive growth over the last year.

    http://tinyurl.com/nba7f9

  16. Jazz – The comments are delicious. . . like the tears of a hippie.

  17. Gotta love Google trends right now: http://tinyurl.com/le5hy

    The only 3 hottest searches out of the current Top 10 that have anything to do with the Lion of Chappaquiddick are:

    3. mary jo kopechne
    4. chappaquiddick incident
    6. chappaquiddick ted kennedy

  18. Ace is using the Jennifer Connely on the horse GIF for his latest polls on Teh Won.

    Heheh. . . lurker!

  19. Is today’s theme “Pulling down the underware to show my pubes”?

    ’cause if so, you nailed it.

  20. LOL, Chief! Hippie tears taste like Crunch-n-Munch – salty and sweet at the same time. ;D

    Glad you read it. I’m not always so confident people look at that stuff, but that was too good to pass up.

  21. Huh. I didn’t know that Teddy got expelled from Harvard for cheating…twice.

  22. I just had an image pop into my head of Wiserbud in a crowded airport, his laptop open and scrolling through the hunky guys at the top of the page, and people grabbing their children and briskly walking away.

  23. That would be awesome.

  24. That would be awesome.

    I just got an image of Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney on SNL…

  25. Interesting avatar, Scott. It looks like Laura taped your mouth shut for some reason.

  26. Hahahahaha!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/lupbmu

    Mark Sanford is talking off the cuff again in a press conference. What could go wrong?!?!

    He needs to read “How to STFU for Dummies”.

  27. He needs to read “How to STFU for Dummies”.

    Maybe Obama could lend him a spare teleprompter.

  28. Of course, no one wants to hear the words “power drill” and “interrogation” in the same sentence, except perhaps in a review of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

    Rich Lowry on Leon Panetta’s dilema.

    Biw’s response: Who says?

    It wasn’t like we dragged these guys off of Arab Street somewhere, where they were peacefully minding their own business. They were un-uniformed combattants in places where they could learn how to kill westerners to please their moon-God, and in many cases, they were attempting to kill our troops at the time they were taken. All of the mantie-wearing, hand-wringing thumb suckers getting their undies in a twist about this forget two important things:

    1) Many of these baddies consider it a holy duty and honor to die while killing westerners, or so they say, so if the threat of imminent harm or death causes them to sing like canaries, then they aren’t even good jihadis and therefore do not even deserve my respect, let alone restraint and deferrence on my part;
    and
    2) Many of those complaining loudest either advocated worse being done to Bush/Cheney/Rumy, or stood silent as others around them did.

    I’d like to be able to see fit to treat these detainees with just a little bit of human dignity, but it appears to me that by choosing to act like savages who slaughter innocents for the glorification of their deiety, then they have rejected the dignity that human beings are imbued with at birth.

  29. Larry: How did they finally get to you?

    Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.

    Larry: What’s a grasshopper?

    Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe

  30. “I would sell Uniball’s remaining testicle to the Debil for a plane ticket to Rio.”

    You son of a bitch!

  31. Enjoy

  32. And now, my tribute to the late Sen. Edward Kennedy:

  33. Enjoy

    Do NOT watch that video if you’re prone to seizures.

    Popcicle anyone?

  34. that video is scary

  35. Nice to see you finally bought a handgun, Manlesbo. Your middle name is Anthony? Who knew?

    http://tinyurl.com/ne3ftn

  36. Fun investment facts:

    Whole Foods stock is up 210% YTD and is the 4th best performing stock in the S&P 500. Hahahahaha!!!!

    Take that, hippies.

  37. Brain-storming idea # 1: compos STFU!!11!!!!

    compos gave his wife a goatse ring.

    http://tinyurl.com/mwbu48

  38. any news on the shemale runner?

  39. goatse ring

    Bwahahahahaha!

    Nice find.

  40. I have been up since 5 I have to go take a nap

  41. Much better.

  42. Teh Hotsausages are required to go to class:

    http://tinyurl.com/mjnhec

  43. scottw’s avatar is making all The Baby Jesuses freak out and cry and poop their pants.

    Not good.

  44. Much better.

    If you live in a trailer park and your name is Lulabelle.

    *shivers*

  45. Teh Hotsausages are required to go to class:

    http://tinyurl.com/mjnhec

    HAHAHAHAHA!! Nice one.

    L to R: compos’s fear that he may be homosexual, compos

    http://tinyurl.com/cwbcr8

  46. BiW, the breakin’ days.

    http://tinyurl.com/5qnyz4

  47. BiW, the breakin’ days.

    Yeah, I sold the car…it only got 7 mpg if I drove it timidly, but I refused to part with the Radio.

  48. Hey? Who let these guys in my front door?</em<

    Wait 'till they come for a meatspace visit.

  49. Hello, Hostages!

  50. I’m sorry, have you been talking?

    I started watching “the Gallup GIF” and sorta lost track of time for a couple of hours…

  51. Hi Romy.

    What’s the latest news?

  52. Dick,

    At least they won’t torture you when they take you in, interrogate you and charge you with sedition.

    WHEW!!

  53. reason, what are you wearing right now?

  54. XBrad, my son was “horsing around” with one of his classmates, and she stabbed him with her pencil, breaking off the tip. Dr’s visit to remove it, one stitch. I can’t get the straight story out of him, but he swears it won’t happen again.

  55. Tube socks.

  56. Is Dick going to be the first Hostage in the camps? Does he get the top bunk?

  57. 1) Ted Kennedy

    2) Dominick Dunne

    3) ?

    Please place your bets.

  58. Jewstin, “sur le feu” is the French.

    En fuego sounds better.

  59. You took him to the fucking doctor for a pencil stab?

    If I’d had an EYE stabbed out, Mom would have told me to quit whining and walk it off.

  60. Have you heard about the Tazer that turns you gay???

    http://tinyurl.com/lugcsx

  61. Heh. I had that happen to me in the 3rd grade. Only not while horsing around with a girl, but while taking a stand against a bully. He jabbed me in the back of my hand.

    I didn’t ever get it looked at or the tip removed. It wound up coming out six or seven years later, all by itself. Out the other side, through my palm.

  62. Tube socks.

    Racist.

  63. Rosie, Robert Byrd

  64. xbrad – that’s because your mother never loved you.

    OH SNAP!

  65. When did the stabbing happen, RC?

  66. “Racist.”

    They’re the kind with the colored stripes at the top. One blue and one yellow. I am diverse.

  67. Who says Romy loves HER kid?

  68. It was a big chunk, and Mr. RFH couldn’t get it out. (He answered the call first.) I would have kept digging.

  69. They’re the kind with the colored stripes at the top. One blue and one yellow. I am diverse.

    Hippy.

  70. Rosie, it happened this morning at school.

  71. Is Mr. RFH a little squeamish about the sight of blood?

    *remembers something he learned in Combat Lifesaver’s Course- “Go ahead and cut! It may hurt him, but you won’t feel a thing!”

  72. nap is over and it was much needed

  73. MOMMMM!!! ROMY’S SPEAKING FRENCH!!!!!!!

  74. Do you believe that it was a coincidence that this incident occured the very next day after no-electronics Tuesday?

    I, for one, believe that it WAS NOT!

  75. Is anyone following the series that Glen Beck has on this week? He is so good and everything he is uncovering is so scary

  76. I got a pencil broken off in the small of my back. Never went to the doctor. Rubbed some dirt on it.

  77. XBrad, yes, he is squeamish. I’m not thrilled about it either, but I can dig out a splinter.

  78. nap is over and it was much needed

    Rosetta and five sohos.

    http://tinyurl.com/kwkpkm

  79. sohos – yes, we are saving them on our DVR, and actually have gotten a few of the more open-minded family members to start tuning in. I really hope that Ted Kennedy doesn’t wind up tanking Glenn’s viewership for the rest of the week.

    And they only come up to my knees, Rosetta.

  80. I thought it was overkill, but the school called and said come get him, he’s injured.

  81. I got a pencil broken off in the small of my back. Never went to the doctor. Rubbed some dirt seamen on it.

    There you go, Shankopotamus.

  82. People squeamish at the sight of blood stayed far away from me in my childhood. I never broke any bones (that was my sister’s department), but I got enough lacerations for a whole passle of kids.

    I was on a first name basis with the flight surgeon by the time I was 12.

  83. Romy’s nurturing side:

    http://bacn.me/b7k

  84. L->R: soohoo

    http://tinyurl.com/cvy7vr

  85. And they only come up to my knees, Rosetta.

    Heightist.

  86. I JUST CAN’T WIN WITH YOU, CAN I?

    *runs away, sobbing*

  87. You have to wonder if CNN told Beck to rein it in when had a show over there. He is certainly more boldly expressing his libertarian/conservative side at Fox than he ever did there.

    They have to be looking at his ratings now and kicking themselves in their very small balls.

    No offense xbrad.

  88. Hahahaha, Jewstin! I did tell one of the kids that there’d better not be any monsters in the closet, I paid good money for this house!

  89. I JUST CAN’T WIN WITH YOU, CAN I?
    *runs away, sobbing*

    Quitter.

  90. So. While I was in the waiting room at the clinic, they had Fox news on. Almost all Teddy, with a little Sanford conference thrown in for comic relief.

    I was getting ready to puke. One lady was simpering about how sad it was that he passed. Then another lady looked right at her and said.

    “Mary Jo Kopechne’

    And not another word.

  91. well there are advertisers who are pulling their adds from the Glen Beck show and trying to stop him

  92. Will they be shipping the bones of St. Edward of Hyannis to Democrat Headquarters around the country??

  93. I heard today that they should name the new health care bill after TED

  94. They lowered the flag for him at NASA. Pissed me off.

  95. I think CNN realized that they were playing with fire when Glenn asked his viewership to start mailing in pitchforks, and the mailroom couldn’t keep up…

  96. No offense xbrad.

    None taken, girlyman…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

  97. Ted will lie in repose in the Kennedy Library in Boston, not in the Capitol Rotunda (tho if anyone knows rotund, it was Teddy)

  98. We will be granted a plenary indulgence for visiting the grave of Saint Edward of Hyannis and citing the latest immigration and abortion statistics?

  99. “Mary Jo Kopechne’

    And not another word.

    Nicely done.

    I’m avoiding the news so I don’t smash my TV into a million pieces but I did see a bit on CNN.

    They were talking about how the Lyin’ of teh Senate was so adept at working across the aisle but yet, he was also a great partisan.

    They showed the clip where he said the following (paraphrased) about Bork:

    “In Robert Bork’s America there is no room for blacks. In Robert Bork’s America, there is no room for women in the workplace. I say there should be no room for Robert Bork on the Supreme Court.”

    They come back from the clip and not a fucking person commented on that horrible slanderous lie against Bork. The clip was only to illustrate how Kennedy could play the partisan role to perfection when it came to Supreme Court nominees.

    When the MSM is dead and buried, I’m going to shit on their grave for bullshit like that.

    A fucking disgrace.

  100. None taken, girlyman…

    Hahahahaha. Well done, Buttafuoco.

  101. Proponents of Democratic efforts to reform overhaul America’s troubled healthcare system quickly began urging passage as a tribute to Kennedy’s lifelong efforts on the issue. . . .

    Or, maybe they could borrow a clue, and figure out that people don’t fucking want socialized medicine, with the government in charge of life or death.

  102. If I worked in the control room at MSNBC, I would put this picture in the still rotation for the tribute visuals.

    http://tinyurl.com/lzwctr

  103. hahahahaha a democratic party opperative is who shattered the DNC window in Colorado

    http://infidelsparadise.com/?p=13613

  104. Well,

    I got a chuckle out of Rosie. My work here is done for today this quarter.

  105. You cite Kennedy’s support for socialized medicine when trying to shove that POS legislation down our throat? Patriot!!!

    You note that if Kennedy was covered by socialized medicine, he would have been given a pain pill and told to STFU and die? Un-American NAZI RACIST!!!!

    Idiots.

  106. Will prayers to Saint Edward of Hyannis result in the ability to read for those “educated” in NEA-controlled “schools”? Will those waiting 6 to 8 months for an “emergency ” appendectomy from the government clinic be healed?

  107. It will be interesting to see how much Obama plays the Kennedy angle in trying to push his freedom-aborting health care bullshit.

    He had better tread lightly, for which he has heretofore shown no proclivity, or he may face the Wellstone effect.

    The vast majority of people don’t like the parading of the dead for political purposes and that could easily backfire. Which would be good so I hope he goes balls to the wall with it.

  108. xbrad, you are funnier than once a quarter. You are almost monthly.

    Maybe bi-monthly.

    YAY XBRAD!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/mm5bsj

  109. “Paul Wellstone”

  110. No, rosie, don’t get your hopes up.

    I’m not bi.

  111. EVERYONE should be following Beck this week. Scary indeed, Sohos.

  112. Beck is my hero and they are going to do everything they can to shut him up

  113. Instead of passing Obamacare in Kennedy’s honor, how about giving everybody one free kill?

    The Kennedy Murder Mulligan Bill.

    That would do more to improve this country than socialized medicine.

  114. hahahahahaha!!!!!!

  115. Wasn’t Rush Daddy on Beck? How was that?

  116. The Kennedy Murder Mulligan Bill idea should be a post.

    It could be a troll magnet baby!!!

  117. Yes, he was. He is a bit more optimistic than Beck but still scared about what is going on.

  118. I think Beck is very interesting. Occasionally he gets into a territory where I can’t follow him, but for the most part I agree with what he says.

  119. If Teddy had only known about these …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aUm33i7n1U

  120. Crap, S. Smith on Fox is yaking about Teddy. I hope Bill O’ and Sean S don’t waste time on him tonight.

  121. Yes, he was. He is a bit more optimistic than Beck but still scared about what is going on.

    I think those guys are pretty much on opposite sides of the same coin in that way.

    I was listening to Rush today and a caller said that this country was going to hell and Rush said the Democrat party will go to hell before this country does.

    I agree with that.

    When that happens the Democrats can once again count on Kennedy’s vote so they have that going for them.

  122. plus Rush is older and wiser…I just heard someone say that Kennedy was a man of honor…how the fuck do they say that without gagging?

  123. Rush is an eternal optimist, you are right about that Rosie. That’s why I can listen to him.

  124. The Kennedy Murder Mulligan Bill idea should be a post.

    Oh hell yes. I remember bumper stickers with “More People Have Died in Ted Kennedy’s Car than in US Nuclear Power Plants.”

  125. I gotta go work out, but I don’t feel like it. Sigh. I hate it when I get like this.

    Gym is closed. When it’s open, I just force myself into the car and when I get there I simply have no choice.

  126. I just heard someone say that Kennedy was a man of honor…how the fuck do they say that without gagging?

    Maybe it was regarding Mary Jo. I’m sure he was on her a few hours before she drowned.

    Maybe that’s what they meant.

  127. Pelosi and Reid will don sackcloth and cover themselves in ashes. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth while they look for more ways to screw Americans out of their prosperity.

  128. And, it’s so fucking buggy outside, if I tried to go running, I think I’d lose a few pints of blood.

  129. I remember bumper stickers with “More People Have Died in Ted Kennedy’s Car than in US Nuclear Power Plants.”

    Hahahahahaha.

    Inconvenient truth.

  130. I’ve almost completely avoided all Kennedy BS today. Simply didn’t turn on the tv. Worked wonders. Of course, how long I’ll have to keep this up … when they gonna bury the turd?

  131. I cast pearls before swine.

  132. I cannot think of too many things I disagree with Rush on, but I never was able to listen to him. He gave off that Arrogant Vibe.

    I have been listening to him regularly for a year now and really enjoy him. I think he has changed (or I have)

  133. I am sue they will drag it out as long as possible

  134. Car In,

    Have Mr. Car In wear a Ted Kennedy mask and follow you in the car as you run.

  135. sue=sure

  136. They’re not going to bury him, Carin. They’re going to launch him into the bay just off his island. Seemed more in keeping with his life experiences and all.

  137. Rosetta! Where ya going??

    http://tinyurl.com/lt3fz

  138. Rosetta! Where ya going??

    http://tinyurl.com/lt3fz

    Ted Kennedy’s wake.

  139. Did I scare reason off?

    I hope he knows I was only giving him shit.

  140. Shim????!?

    http://tinyurl.com/nhlzdf

  141. Did I scare reason off?

    Way to go, Rosettabud!

  142. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pCDs_0zbNo

    Heard this on the radio when I was between work and school. Now it’s an earworm.

  143. They’re not going to bury him. They’re going to stuff his corpse and have him serve in the Senate forever

    Happy dreams.

  144. I started listening to Rush … oh, around 92 or 93 ish. A bit after I turned conservative. After I had my first child, and was home a lot during the day (I worked nights) I started listening to talk radio a lot. I’ve always enjoyed him.

    I don’t listen everyday – never have. But if I”m home, cleaning or cooking or whatever (or driving) he’s on.

  145. Way to go, Rosettabud!

    Hahahahahahaahahaha.

    We’ve snared a couple of new commenters in the last month with reason and pendejo. That’s a pretty good month.

  146. If I worked in the control room at MSNBC, I would put this picture in the still rotation for the tribute visuals.

    Nope. THIS one. And then jam up the equipment so they have to pull the plug on themselves to stop the signal.

    http://nicedoggie.net/index.php/archives/2726

  147. I shared an office with a machinist who was a WWII vet and original member of NASA. Three things were sacred – don’t mess with his desk and don’t mess with the radio during Paul Harvey and Rush Limbaugh.

  148. I used to only listen to Rush when I was in the car but ever since I realized you can listen to him online, it’s been pretty regular unless I have a lunch meeting.

    Rush’s intelligence, perception and political jiu jitsu is so impressive that I never tire of listening to him.

    I hate to think what the country would look like had he never found his calling.

    And how proud must he be to see people that feel as he does get out and say that they’re not going to take it anymore.

    I think he’s been doing his national radio show for 20 years and I know this has never happened to the degree it is now.

  149. L to R: Chauffeur, MCPO:

    http://bacn.me/b7l

  150. Also, the sun is hot and water is wet. Film at 11.

    http://tinyurl.com/n6nxnw

  151. Jewstin, put a shirt on for God’s sake.

  152. Jewstin, put a shirt on for God’s sake.

    I can’t. My shirt clashes with my clogs.

  153. I can’t. My shirt clashes with my clogs.

    Hahahahahahaaha. Stupid clogs.

    Hey Jew, what do you do for a living? I forget.

  154. Web delevopment.

    Knock knock.

    Gotta go.

  155. Oh yeah. Webtube shit.

    Hey TBoM, if you’re lurking, shut the fuck up.

  156. Web delevopment.

    That means you can create your own dating sites. Convenient. And if that doesn’t work, you can always go the other way and lure confused young men to places where you can suck them into homosexuality. Sounds like a win-win.

  157. Heads are gonna role, looks like we used unauthorized interrogation methods on the mastermind of the USS Cole bombing……they blew cigar smoke in his face!

  158. Rosie – What’s the word in the Midwest about Teh Won’s efforts to turn America into Bulgaria?

  159. Some one taze Scott’s avatar so it will catch fire and give us something LESS creepy.

    Thank you ion advance nice tazer wielder.

  160. scotw – How are the burns healing up?

  161. Hahahahaha!!!!

    If David “Poop” Shuster thinks he has the intellectual or influential heft to re-write history, he better not quit his day job as Obama-fluffer.

    http://tinyurl.com/mqzv55

  162. Dick, he is the last remaining Kennedy brother.

  163. Hahahahahahaha. scott’s avatar is the most disturbing I’ve seen I think.

    The uncanny resemblance only adds to the concern.

  164. Good, maybe he go to Dallas.

    I’m going to tell Chris Matthews that you said that and then you’ll be in BIG trouble.

    Just as soon as he’s done masturbating with his tears over the loss.

  165. OK, wordpress ate my comment.

    I had a guy working for me in Colorado that looked just like Scott’s avatard. If you think that tiny pic is creepy, try the lifesize version.

  166. Okay, for anyone in the market, the XBox 360 Elite has a price drop coming in the next day or two. I learned this when I tried to buy one at GameStop about an hour ago.

    And that’s why I’m here posting, instead of playing Prototype.

  167. WordPress has been eating a LOT of my comments lately…why is it doing that?

  168. Dick Morris looks terrible

  169. Leon – I’m fast becoming an Xbox 360 addict!

  170. Sohos, wordpress isn’t on the SouthBeach diet. It eats whatever the fuck it wants.

    BTW, anybody see where the CIA IG came out and dickpunched the lefties?

    “No, Cheney did NOT pressure me about the interrogation report.”

  171. MCPO, I played Prototype at a friend’s house on Sunday, it’s awesome. Waiting to play it again is killing me.

  172. What happens when an OFA e-mail is sent out to recipients using the “To” field rather than “BCC”?

    Comic relief, courtesy of Protein Wisdom:

    http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=15248

    MORONS!!!

  173. From the Democratic Underground website:

    1) Get Republicans fired at your workplace, or fire them yourself if you can – In the belief that all activism starts with the grass roots, do us all a favor, and fire your Republican employees this week. There are legitimate reasons to fire virtually any employee, so avail yourself of them. Not only will it quit the gloating you’re hearing around the office, it’ll stop those donation checks they are getting ready to write. Might also teach them a bit of humility regarding the poor and the disadvantaged. They can be the “Pioneers” of “Unemployment Window A”

  174. That’s hilarious, Jazz.

  175. MCPO, the DU post doesn’t scare me. No one who reads DU has a job.

  176. Burns are feeling just fine.

  177. Why does that happen

  178. It makes me angry and that’s when the voices start.

  179. you have to take the http:// off

  180. Comic relief, courtesy of Protein Wisdom:

    http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=15248

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    And Democrat Senator Specter keeps insisting that those shit-disturbers at his town halls are not representative of most people in this country.

    The left needs to realize that if even a handful of peeps on the OFA database feels that way, you are in a whole deep pile of shit.

    Nice work Jizz.

  181. Car In – Nice job on updating the Che Che story!

  182. Get Republicans fired at your workplace, or fire them yourself if you can – In the belief that all activism starts with the grass roots, do us all a favor, and fire your Republican employees this week.

    (A) I’m sure that rocket surgeon is cool with the firing of the DOJ attorneys under W.

    (B) Our side has most of the guns, the farms, the small businesses, the hot chicks, the fast cars, the bath soap, the private jets, the taxpayers and the jobs paying $100k+.

    (C) They have peace signs that look like chickens feet, people that cry when they see meat, ugly women with armpit hair, a Prius that runs on farts, gubmit jobs, gubmit cheese and the Post Office.

    If the left wants to roll, let’s roll.

  183. Don’t forget, Rosie, we’ve got Whole Foods now. Those bastards are going to starve to death soon.

  184. Rosie, did you see the article I linked earlier from the Dem who points the finger for the health-care debacle at the Dems?

    http://tinyurl.com/nba7f9

    Chief liked it, and like Mikey, he hates everything, so it’s got some merit, methinks.

    Mare and sohos need to see this, too. Everyone else, too, but I don’t think it’ll rile everyone else up.

  185. HAHAHA!

    Beat ya to it, Sofa King Wee Tod Ed!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/luwv7z

  186. Don’t forget, Rosie, we’ve got Whole Foods now. Those bastards are going to starve to death soon.

    Hahahaha. I know and I love that.

    GROW YOUR OWN ORGANIC SHIT, HIPPY!!!!!

  187. I admit there are some small – medium business owners that are Dems, however I think the idea is a pipe dream as most hippies cannot hold a job much less employ people

  188. Mr. RFH’s sister and her hubby are Dems, but the gun grabbing and the “maybe you shouldn’t have the surgery, you should take the pill” is hitting a lot closer to home.

  189. It looks like Mr. Garrison’s IT. Mr. Garrison has an idea for his new form of transportation, called IT. IT is a gyroscopic cycle that requires the rider to use four flexi-grip handles. Two of the handles the rider holds onto with their hand, another looks like a dick and requires the user to place their mouth over to operate the turn signals, and the last one looks like a dick and requires the rider to insert it into their anus.

    http://tinyurl.com/lmuqnh

  190. Rosie, did you see the article I linked earlier from the Dem who points the finger for the health-care debacle at the Dems?

    http://tinyurl.com/nba7f9

    I feel sorry for those few people on the left that know what’s going on. It must feel like you’re watching your Dad and your brothers burn down your house and you can’t do anything to stop it.

    Pity.

  191. speaking of liberals and hippies I am nervous about what some of these Professors are going to be like. I start classes tomorrow.

  192. I’ve seen old men crying at their own grave sides
    And I’ve seen pigs all sitting watching, picture slides
    But I never seen nothing like you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAF3iilm0gk

  193. Jazz – You are retarded, aren’t you? Look above your comment. Jeez!!!

  194. this is so cool

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8nkkOA_AM

  195. I feel sorry for those few people on the left that know what’s going on. . . . Pity.

    I don’t. If the knowledgeable ones would show some spine and object when the loony left starts going off the deep end, perhaps I could scrounge an iota of sympathy. But no one breaks ranks, so the hateful, vitriolic loonies take to speaking for them all. Fuck all of them and the fucking horses they ride to town. When all goes to hell in a handbasket and they’re looking for food and work, they can pick the peanuts outta my poo for their dinners. Fuck them.

  196. I like Bing. I like it better than Google.

  197. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

    Enough politics for a second…. Rosie’s Big Fat Ass:

  198. MCPO – I briefly searched for the original Che Che post, but in my thirty-second INTENSE web search I failed. I had to go from memory of the mood of the piece. That one, and all the parodies afterward, really are an internet classic.

  199. ‘Sup, male underpants enthusiasts?

  200. Jazz – Acknowledge your faux pas!!!

  201. Okay, since I can’t provoke any funny, I’ma go to bed.

  202. Which one, Chief? I have a lot to choose from.

  203. I have a good book to go read. Just thought it was only fair to let you chuckleheads know what you were competing against.

  204. Chief, I’m bringing the stupid. I still don’t see what I did.

  205. MCPO?
    http://tinyurl.com/m4gzlq

  206. sohos, I saw that a while back. It’s fantastic. Who’da thunk a big dude like that could sing like that?

  207. I posted the new wheelchair/scooter just prior to you!

  208. Whatc’h ya reading Car in?

  209. sorry dick just know I loved ya when…

  210. Romy – Sweet!

  211. Rosetta?????

    http://tinyurl.com/mr7892

  212. It’s some weird book I picked up the other day when I found myself stuck getting my car repaired. Took four hours, and I wasn’t prepared. Lemme go look it up and link. So far, it’s good.

  213. You didn’t click on my link, Chief. No faux pas!

  214. Sohos, I watched to heyya video. Now, I must kill myself.

    I watched it three years ago and managed not to commit suicide afterward.

  215. Best book I’ve read in a long time is called The Devil In The White City. I happened across it at my brother’s house while I was borrowing his throne. It’s engrossing, compelling, and not even really that graphic, and it’s TRUE. What a crazy story.

  216. The Gorgoyle. I found it. It’s different.

  217. That is an awesome book Jazz. I recommended it to everyone.

    “The Time Traveler’s Wife” is also a really good read. I hear it’s a horrible movie.

  218. The Gorgoyle?

    http://tinyurl.com/l9m2lx

  219. I just started “The Last Olympian”, which is book 5 of the Percy Jackson series. Son has read it, and I like having something to talk about besides school (and girls trying to kill him).

  220. I just got the last 2 of the 3 books I ordered in the RCN series. I am missing book 4, the one that I need to start with!

  221. Jazz as a teenager: http://tinyurl.com/nbqdyy

  222. Let me put you some knowledge on fighting.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu6bXxTwfk

    This is better than my intro. Rosie, take notes.

  223. Heheh
    Sean

  224. Good guitar – Tommy Emmanuel doing “Classical Gas”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX0eTp7SoNU

  225. Jazz – Congratulations! That fighting video was the first funny thing you ever posted!

  226. I just finished Liberty and Tyranny and started Pegasus Bridge.

  227. I’m reading this: http://tinyurl.com/lfdypw

    The plot is complex and the narrative is compelling.

  228. Incredible guitar, Spanish flamenco meets jazz. Three of the greatest guitarists ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cadbYIzhqQ

  229. Fun gypsy guitar. Meet Joscho Stephan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koX0ZtUOYNM

  230. I am on page 42 of Liberty and Tyranny Sean! It is good so far a little simplistic, but good

  231. Jazz – Congratulations! That fighting video was the first funny thing you ever posted!

    Aw, thanks, Chief. Since you’re being so nice, I’ll share a pic of the big rave at your house.

    http://tinyurl.com/mg4nvb

  232. Jake Shimabukuro covering “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” on the ukelele. Pretty incredible.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

  233. Hey!!! I’ve got two turntables and a microphone!

  234. A little Stan Getz, maybe?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gghq6pvtQHY

  235. I am on page 42 of Liberty and Tyranny Sean! It is good so far a little simplistic, but good

    It’s a good, simple way of laying out conservative principles. Not at all academic, which is a good way to deliver essential ideas to the masses.

  236. When I bought Zeke I picked the male with the red ears, I am hoping he is a dark red Golden. He is getting dark red spots on his back legs! (is that how it works?)
    DSC_3927

  237. Hey!!! I’ve got two turntables and a microphone!

    It helps to have some friends if you’re gonna party.

  238. Zeke is so purdy

  239. Thank you sOhOs!

  240. “Incredible guitar, Spanish flamenco meets jazz. Three of the greatest guitarists ever.”

    Yeah it is, I put that up last week and nobody noticed.

  241. Sorry scot – I’ve only seen you this week. I’d have acknowledged it for sure.

  242. I wont be reading for pleasure for awhile since I will be reading about a thousand pages a week.

  243. Tom Jobim’s “Waters of March” sung by Basia, a minor 80s singer. She’s got a great voice, though, and does a really nice job with this song.

  244. Zeke is going to eat that couch, and anything else you care about.

  245. Hi Scot…I’m sohos….your avatar is very scary ;)

  246. A little bluegrass, maybe? “The Boy Who Wouldn’t Hoe Corn” by Alison Krauss and Union Station.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2I3o7Ht-6U

  247. Sean, I haven’t read that book (yet) but the story of Pegasus Bridge is pretty fucking awesome.

    The British Army in WWII was a fairly lackluster organization, but it sure had its moments.

  248. HI scot, I’m MCPO Airdale. . . Rosetta finds your avatar makes him tingle in the swimsuit area.

  249. Sorry. When I am not sniffing brake cleaner I am a really nice guy.

  250. Sohos, the literature of war IS pleasure.

    OK, maybe “all quiet on the western front” isn’t all shits and giggles, but anyone who can read “the red badge of courage” and not crack a smile is an asshole.

  251. Hey, scot – I’m Jazz. I really am as big of an ass as I seem.

  252. Something tells me that Rosetta tingles in the swimsuit area all of the time.

  253. Ive read both of those already ;) I cant wait to see my reading list

  254. From Chief’s era, a little 1913 Fruitgum Company.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytQ4C0CeNXU&feature=PlayList&p=78B645DDC0431E53&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61

  255. Something tells me that Rosetta tingles in the swimsuit area all of the time.

    Yeah, he has a thing for sitting on wet sponges and nine volt batteries.

  256. The man has hair on his palms, yet none on his head?

  257. Sohita, I’m not at all surprised that you’d read them. They were just the only two to pop into my head from the genre.

    Truth be told, I don’t read a lot of stuff like that (tho I have read both of those books). I generally end up reading nonfiction stuff, or pulp.

  258. If Uniball’s around, here’s that Gomez tune he liked – “How We Operate”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8bDpzpDVu4

  259. Heh. Here’s a comment stolen from Lex’s place:

    I actually DID burn a flag at a protest rally. Back during the 2004 Presidential campaigns. The lunatics of the Kerry/Edwards variety were having this big shindig street-theatre thing, and some of my friends and I decided to, er, “crash” the party, as it were. We were across the street from them, and I had this huge 6X8 foot peace flag i made from a bed sheet and some black spray paint. I had it affixed to an old closet pole.

    We (my small group) were egging on the other side (it’s amazing what you can do if you know just which buttons to push) when one of them shouted at us “What are you gonna do about it?” and so I unrolled my peace flag. This huge cheer went up from the other side, until they saw me whip out my zippo and set it alight. Then there was this huge gasp and two of the knuckleheads decided to run at me and try to put out the fire. What an amazing hypocritical moment that was for them. :)

    To sum it up, the two idiots who ran at me got arrested, and I got told to cut it out, and not do that again, by the local police. It was a good time, though. Those leftists just cannot stand it when anyone protests THEM.

  260. For all you FaceChimp fans, Chumbawumba’s “Add Me”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2TuohSsw4k

  261. Good night, ya’ll

  262. Finally.

    I thought Jizz would never leave.

    Who’s got the beer? I’m thirsty.

  263. Those were the two that came to mind to me as well when I saw the class xbrad and I am hoping they are on the list b/c I can make short work of that.

  264. nighty night Jazz

  265. I’d be interested in seeing some lesser known works, Sohita. At the grad level, I’d expect something better than what I read in HS.

  266. *tosses a Yuengling Premium*

    Here ya go, Brad!

  267. Thanks, Scooter.

    That’s a hellagood beer.

  268. The British Army in WWII was a fairly lackluster organization, but it sure had its moments.

    It had a lot more moments than the current British military.

  269. Sweet nectar, ain’t it?

  270. DON’T DRINK IT XBRAD! IT’S NAVY BEER – FULL OF SALTPETER!!

  271. **burp**

    Too late, Brew.

    Besides, I’m prolly not gonna need a “spring in my step” anytime soon.

  272. *files restraining order against scottw’s avatar*

  273. I like scot’s avatar. Reminds me of the guy who used to babysit my brother and I when my parents would go out to dinner. Good times. Good times.

  274. And by “Good times”, Sean means “repressed memories”

  275. Sean – Did your brother’s scar tissue eventually fade?

  276. Let me put you some knowledge on fighting.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu6bXxTwfk

    Dude. I have tears running down my face.

    That’s the best video I’ve seen in months.

    + 19,750 points

  277. Rosie – I think we should allow Jazz to comment for another month after that video. . . I think he has earned it.

  278. That may be the best video ever made.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  279. Sean – Did your brother’s scar tissue eventually fade?

    Oh, he never laid a finger on either of us.

    The “unclean” pizza delivery drivers who happened to ring the doorbell, on the other hand…

  280. Did you faggots notice how no one paid attention to scottw before the new avatar?

    scottw?

    http://tinyurl.com/nsacse

  281. “I like scot’s avatar. Reminds me of the guy who used to babysit my brother and I when my parents would go out to dinner. Good times. Good times.”

    I read your comment, then scrolled up to see Scot’s avatar and almost wet my pants.

  282. I meant the scars you gave him!

  283. scottw?

    http://tinyurl.com/nsacse

    If only.

  284. I find it interesting that you Hostage ‘men’ would leave this poat up long enough to get 290 comments. I’m not judging you, I’m just sayin’…

  285. Brew – Don’t you have posting rights here?

  286. There’s a poat here? I’m just here for the comments. After the first 5 comments, I never even see the poat.

  287. Rosie – I think we should allow Jazz to comment for another month after that video. . . I think he has earned it.

    Agreed! He’s made more teh funneh in the last day than he made the first 6 months he commented here.

    Also,

    SONG: Heidi Klum

    VIDEO: Helen Thomas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyoknbvXlwM

  288. I just bought book 24 after leaving book 15 of series 9 in a public restroom. But then I remembered I had book 14 of series 3 in the back seat of my car so every thing is cool.

  289. Brew – Don’t you have posting rights here?

    No. I evidently have too much testosterone.

  290. I read your comment, then scrolled up to see Scot’s avatar and almost wet my pants.

    I was just kidding about the babysitter thing, Mare. My parents left us alone with a package of baloney, some yellow mustard, a shotgun, and a dog dish full of water whenever they went out.

    Again–good times.

  291. No. I evidently have too much testosterone.

    Not evident at all from your POL photo!

  292. I find it interesting that you Hostage ‘men’ would leave this poat up long enough to get 290 comments. I’m not judging you, I’m just sayin’…

    Like you didn’t know that commenter 295 gets to suck our cocks.

  293. Like you didn’t know that commenter 295 gets to suck our cocks.

    Looks like I’ll have to borrow a magnifying glass!

  294. MOM!!!!! BREWFAN IS LOOKING AT MICHAEL’S BATCOCK!!!!!!

  295. Who’s doing a new poates?

  296. THIS BLOG SUCKS!!!

    NOT AS MUCH AS IB BUT STILL!!!

  297. If this blog sucked any harder it would collapse in upon itself and form a massive black hole. Into which MCPO would immediately try and stuff a gerbil.

  298. This is how much Innocent Bystanders sucks:

    http://tinyurl.com/b57yam

  299. Shit, the $5 hooker on the corner of Main St. doesn’t suck as hard as IB.

  300. This is how much H2 sucks:

    http://tinyurl.com/lvg5oa

  301. zomg that how to fight video is the best I am stealing it and putting it on facechimp

  302. Brew – This blog is like an aircraft carrier bearing for you at flank speed. . .IT.CANNOT.BE.STOPPED.

  303. Shit, the $5 hooker on the corner of Main St. doesn’t suck as hard as IB.

    How is your sister, BTW?

  304. BrewFan, 9 seconds after we meet.

    http://tinyurl.com/3f2smj

  305. She’s OK. Said she should have charged you $10 tho. Or had you take a little blue pill.

  306. Rosetta, 8 seconds after we meet:

    http://tinyurl.com/mpuk37

  307. Brewfan after 2 beers and 3 innings of Brewer’s “baseball”

    http://tinyurl.com/l9bqlj

  308. you guys are brutal

  309. MCPO, 8 seconds after he meets Rosetta:

    http://tinyurl.com/mmplrm

  310. What’s up goobers?

    Did I miss anything? Anybody die?

  311. brewfan and/or rosie, about 500m before we meet:

    http://tinyurl.com/mcnp2n

  312. Brew and a “special friend” enjoy spring training, IYKWIMAITYD

    http://tinyurl.com/nxhqtc

  313. WTF is that????

  314. looks like the guy in xbrads link should

  315. Chief’s breaking out the Navy recruiting pictures now and I can’t top that so I’m going to call it a night. Later my homies.

  316. ‘Night, Brew!

  317. its a piece of junk commercial is on hahahahahaha

  318. night night brew

  319. I prefer the one with the little girl on the bike

  320. REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=0k4lsi1dql

  321. did everyone pass out?

  322. Sorry, Sohos I was reading a thing on Drudge.

  323. No, I just didn’t want to be the dork commenting right after MCPO.

  324. HA! Busted Xbrad!!!

  325. Romy reacts to Rosetta: http://tinyurl.com/mlqses

  326. I prefer the one with the little girl on the bike

    MOM!!!! YOU NEED TO CALL MCPO’S PAROLE OFFICER AGAIN!!!

  327. I don’t mind commenting after the Chief. Somebody’s got to straighten his ass out.

  328. DiT – BRING IT!!!!!!

    P.S. Hopefully, “IT” will be warm banana bread with butter.

  329. warm banana bread with butter

    THUD!!!!!

  330. I had to go to the store and while there I laughed out loud thinking about the “fighting video.”

  331. THUD!!!!!

    *smooths left eyebrow*

    I have that effect on the ladies. . .

  332. MOM!!!

    DinT’s got a thing for MCPO’s ass!!

  333. Mare – the best part was the very end; “Uh-Oh”
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  334. I love the fighting video!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to put it on facechimp but it said fucking and shit on the description and I have grandmas and kids on my page so I couldnt

  335. I have grandmas and kids on my page so I couldnt

    What kind of fucking shit is that?!

  336. I love the movie Dazed and Confused

  337. >> P.S. Hopefully, “IT” will be warm banana bread with butter

    damn master chief, hit a guy (and a gal) on the low carb thing right where it hurts.

    yeah, I’m in my third week behind sweetness over there. Target weight is 190. I’m tihnkin it’ll take about 8 months given past performance.

  338. makes me think of Mesa….I love those redheads…

  339. Watch chew talkin bout, Sohita??

  340. The movie Dazed and Confused….its funny.

  341. “Mare – the best part was the very end; “Uh-Oh””

    I loved that part!!!!!

  342. I love the movie Dazed and Confused

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS8fF9OLEOg

  343. FYI, Sohita,

    I lurvs me some redheads as well. Strawberry blondes do quite nicely.

  344. “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.
    Step on a line, crack your mother’s spine.”

  345. Um, okay, Chief.

  346. The M in MCPO stands for “non-sequiter”

  347. “Red Rover, Red Rover
    Let Sohos come over!”

  348. “Chief and Sohos went up the hill
    To fetch a pail of water.
    Chief started showing signs of dementia
    And Sohos had him committed.”

  349. sorry I have been chit chatting with old face book friends

  350. I gots to get some rack time. Goodnight, WeeTodds and lovely Sohita!

  351. good night my fibf

  352. Flying through Houston tomorrow.

    IAH is normally good to me on connections.

  353. have yall seen lars and the real girl?

  354. Quit hanging out with fakeface friends.

    you should only hang with your fake friends here!!

  355. when? how long is your layover?

  356. hello?????

  357. ok….bye

  358. lessee.. I’m there at 530,two hours

  359. I knew Wiser and Wiserbud beat me there when I went in the bathroom when I got there and saw afoot without a sock under one stall, and a puddle of urine under the feet in the other one.

  360. Sure got quiet around here.

  361. Okay, and now I wish it was a bit more quiet.

  362. Okay, and now I wish it was a bit more quiet.

    You know, its shit like that that makes me hate you more than I hate Brewfan sometimes.

  363. Hey, you’re the one who brought up feet and piss.

  364. How can you hate ANYONE more than Brewfan?

  365. How can you hate ANYONE more than Brewfan?

    I know, right? As I was typing it, I couldn’t believe it.

  366. Was that you looking under the stall wall?

    I thought it was a fag.

    Guess I was right.

  367. ah, history.

    from National Lampoon..

    Time magazine’s coverage..

    http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,944670,00.html

    *don’t goof with me. I was only 14.


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