End of Summer

bunny

Some of us have kids going back to school whether it’s Elementary, Middle, High School, or College it is the beginning of a new year. Fresh start and all that. I am hoping to finish out the year better than I started and I hope everyone has a safe and happy new school year. If you don’t have kids, you are retired or just plain out of work (like me) just enjoy the tune and STFU

I wonder if this video came out today if it would get any airtime? It is WRONG on so Many levels…

377 Comments

  1. Best poat ever

  2. Hell, I remember when it first came out. None of my teachers where hot. I wuz cheated.

  3. sohos…check da email

  4. None of my teachers where hot. I wuz cheated.

    *** Moves BiW’s Inkwell away from Miss Sohos pigtail ***

  5. Bernie Madoff has cancer?

    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article6808149.ece

    Well, maybe we can release him to Libya then. Ya know, out of compassion.

  6. Thank you Sox you are the best! I do have on a ponytail right now

  7. Morning, picklefuckers.

  8. I had a couple of hot teachers through the years. Most were not, but that seemed to only make the few that were all the more, to use Obama parlance, distracting.

    Then there was the “new student mentor” at college. Professors of the mandatory first-year classes were assigned a small group of first-years to “mentor” and help with the adjustment process. My mentor was the first-year English teacher, and she was jaw-dropping. Alas, I had taken AP courses my junior and senior years of high school, and had more than enough eqivalent credits to exempt me from her class.

    I still took any opportunity possible to go hang out with my “mentor” whenever I could. At the time, I thought I was being all subtle with my little 18-year-old crush on the early-30’s professor. Looking back, I recognize that it was probably pretty obvious. Especially that one time that she was sitting in her low couch in a miniskirt. Sweet mother of mystery, I couldn’t peel my eyes away.

    I’d like to swing by campus sometime and apologize for all my oogling. But I’d probably just wind up doing it again. >_<

  9. Reason, if she didn’t like you scoping out her gams, she could have gotten a restraining order. That’s what the damn things are for.

    I should know.

  10. I got lost in your pronouns.

    “That’s what the damn things are for.”
    (a) That’s what restraining orders are for (stopping my out-scoping)?
    -or-
    (b) That’s what gams are for (being scoped out)?

    I’m gonna put my money on (c), All of the above.

  11. Lemme see, I had a serious crush on my second grade teacher, my 4th grade teacher, my 8th grade English teacher (still do) and both my French teachers in high school. (All of the female, you morons).

    I’m more than a little upset I didn’t have any attractive teachers/professors in college.

  12. I wonder if this video came out today if it would get any airtime?

    This teacher got it wrooong!!!

  13. Wiser, of course, had a very special “tutoring” program with his shop teacher, Mr. Gustafson.

  14. I didn’t know Jazz’s first name was Jay.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DFsW_2T5g

  15. This post has a nice ass and I like to look at it walk away.

  16. As we used to say, Rosetta, “Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go”

  17. I had a pretty nice looking French teacher in high-school. Then they brought in an absolutely smoking hot blonde student-teacher for a few months. She would stand in front of the class and speak french the whole class. It was incredible.

    Regular teacher just faded into the background. She was not happy with us when the student-teacher left and she was back in charge.

  18. My daughter’s preschool teacher is too young and to hawt to be a teacher
    . I miss the days of dried up old nuns slapping kids with rulers.

  19. Eddie forgot his juice?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOBdTP9ZB-I

  20. As we used to say, Rosetta, “Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go”

    Precisely.

  21. Anyone remember when that Levy guy taught frosh gen science and decided to teach sex ed without permission? A girl in the front row asked what’s a clite-or-us? He lasted 4 days. Wonder if that girl ever found out??!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!

  22. In Silence of the Lambs:

    Rosetta – Lecter

    wiserbud – Miggs

    http://tinyurl.com/nk3hmu

  23. IB is pretty dead for today. Even for IB.

  24. *points to his own eyes*
    *points to Rosetta*

  25. Explaining what a clitoris is doesn’t belong in a science class.

    Gotta go to Mythology 101 for that.

  26. Hmmph. I’ve always found it to be material best matched to the field of fluid dynamics…

  27. Wiser:
    heh. Too bad the nuns in my grade school were old, half dead, and all ugly.

  28. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

  29. Hmmph. I’ve always found it to be material best matched to the field of fluid dynamics…

    Nothing like chowing down on fish tacos in Home Ec. class

  30. *points to his own eyes*
    *points to Rosetta*

    Hahahahaha! I love that move. Especially on the webtubes.

    I don’t understand IB. They supposedly have a shitload of traffic but there are only 15 comments a day.

    That makes me think that all the IB traffic is faked. Or people visit once by accident and then leave in disgust at teh lameness and teh gheyness, never to return.

    Hahahahaha. Stupid Innocent Bystanders.

    L to R: H2, IB

    http://tinyurl.com/nlrv2d

  31. Rosetta loves magic tricks

  32. “The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside.”
    9:59 AM Aug 4th from web

    Hahahahaha.

  33. “I didn’t live to be 73 so I could eat kale!”

    I like the cut of that guy’s jib.

  34. IB serves as a portal for those of us who want to get to H2, but don’t want to leave an obvious path in search / history logs…

    It’s the fake mattress-store front for the meth lab in the “warehouse.”

    Top to bottom: H2, IB.
    http://tinyurl.com/ltbpk9

  35. “They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don’t.”

  36. I’m sure this is old, but I find this incredibly hilarious.

    http://tinyurl.com/42vddl

    Oh man. Europeans.

  37. IB serves as a portal for those of us who want to get to H2, but don’t want to leave an obvious path in search / history logs…

    Hahahaha.

    L to R: Innocent Bystanders, H2

    http://tinyurl.com/czphq4

    TBoM’s blog:

    http://tinyurl.com/meorxs

  38. cow2: Dude, WTF?
    cow1: The little shit wouldn’t give me his carrot stick…

  39. L to R: Innocent Bystanders, H2

    http://tinyurl.com/czphq4

    Dude not only steals my photo, steals the caption, too.

    That was the header pic and caption a while back.

  40. A device that converts vegetables into bacon — http://imgur.com/EiZkF.jpg

  41. I have to go get lunch. I’m thinking SOUP! If you haven’t eaten yet, I have a suggestion for your own lunch:

    http://tinyurl.com/nl2o85

  42. A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

  43. “In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.”

    I always figured you were a Truther.

  44. Nah, I was channeling Xbrad and Sean.

  45. That guy that killed his beautiful wife killed himself.

  46. ‘Sup, porcine porkers?

  47. “In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.”

    This got anything to do with the WAY too young hot little bartender?

  48. well mesa take that same girlfriend, and if you were married, she would be dying to fuck you…

  49. isnt that way too young hot bartender a lesbian?

  50. Nah, I was channeling Xbrad and Sean.

    Try Prince Look-A-Likes, Gladiator movies, a Zoot Suit, Lime Jello, and Rubber Boots.

    Works every time.

  51. I did not find her the least bit beautiful, physically or otherwise.

  52. well mesa take that same girlfriend, and if you were married, she would be dying to fuck you…

    MOM!!!! SOHOS IS TALKING LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR!!!!

  53. Dude not only steals my photo, steals the caption, too.

    That was the header pic and caption a while back.

    Hahahahaha. I thought that seemed familiar. But whatever.

    Your jokes are only funny when I make them.

  54. well mesa take that same girlfriend, and if you were married, she would be dying to fuck you…

    True dat.

  55. Well, Reason, she wasn’t exactly butt-fucking ugly.

  56. I guess I should have said screw you or do you not the F word…sorry

  57. and she damn sure didnt deserve hell guy to put her in a couple of duffel bags

  58. A device that converts vegetables into bacon — http://imgur.com/EiZkF.jpg

    That will be hilarious when I use it in a couple of months.

  59. Here is a device that makes Rosetta funneh

  60. Rosetta, your new avatar needs a squirrel popping up. You know, like a very inconvenient cock.

  61. GROSS TBOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. Not exactly nice, but true?

    Dead model lady: http://tinyurl.com/l89e5q

    Dead model lady: http://tinyurl.com/koukto

  63. I guess I should have said screw you or do you not the F word…sorry

    You’re too cute to swear.

    *tackles soohoo*

  64. Sometimes, FUCK rolling off the lips is cute. So, FUCK YOU! CUTIE

  65. top to bottom: sohos, rosetta

  66. and if you were married, she would be dying to fuck you…

    Ooh, dirty talk.

    I learned my lesson with women like that a long time ago — I would date them and they always had guy “friends” hanging around that went out of their way to sabotage me. No way in hell I would marry one. These chicks couldn’t figure out why the guys they dated all broke off with them after a month or two or why her friends didn’t like them. I was pretty blunt with the last one — “your dorky ass friends all want to fuck you and have been trying to screw up every relationship you’ve had for the last ten years. Dump the loser friends or forget dating anyone, ever.” And, I knew what was going on so I messed with her friends mercilessly , Virgin Bob, Hairy Pete and so on. We didn’t last long after that and about ten years later she has finally figured out what those “friends” were costing her.

  67. Here is a device that makes Rosetta funneh

    L to R: TBoM, Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/lqkexy

  68. Oh, and some guy threatened to kill me last night.

  69. What you get if Sohos delivered Rosetta and PJ’s baby

  70. spambucket!

  71. L to R: TBoM, Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/lqkexy

    That is some freaky porn…

  72. Tbone has teh fake boobies?

  73. Clockwise from top: Rosetta, sowhatchawanthos

    http://tinyurl.com/lxghaj

  74. details Mesa!!!!!!!

  75. Oh, and some guy threatened to kill me last night.

    In other news, dog bites man. Film at 11.

  76. COW ATTACK!!!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8217436.stm

  77. No, I’m pretty sure TBoM’s a natural boob.

  78. What you get if Sohos delivered PJ’s and Rosetta’s baby

    http://tinyurl.com/2ec939

  79. top to bottom: sohos, rosetta…………ooooops

    http://tinyurl.com/m79n4c

  80. Mare?

  81. Yall Count walks around the house saying “You get half, and You get half”…does this commercial drive anyone else crazy?????

  82. Half of what?

  83. top to bottom: sohos, rosetta…………ooooops

    Hahahahahahaha!!

  84. its that nextel commercial…and that guy who sounds like grover says You get half and You get half

  85. I’ve been slowly driving Mrs. Cuffy to insanity for the past couple of years by singing everything to the Five Dollar Footlong tune:

    I’m…I’m gonna…I’m gonna feed dogs. Hey…hey honey…hey honey get the phone. Ewww…ewww baby…ewww babe my navel stinks.

    She really enjoys it.

  86. Thats like poor Mrs. Rosetta when he was stuck on Dee

  87. Sohos – the only problem I have with that commercial is that they don’t cut the dog in half!

  88. hahahahaha Thats terrible hahahahahaha

  89. We –
    So tired of all the darkness in our lives
    With no more angry words to say
    Can come alive
    Get into a car and drive
    To the other side

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrEPapTtMM

  90. MCPO, do you like oldies?

  91. HAHAHA!!!

    :I can’t explain it,” said Nakajima, dressed in a pleated miniskirt and pure white knee socks. “There’s just something about American men who are at least twice my age and nearly three times my body weight that totally drives me wild.”

    Added Nakajima, “They’re so hot.”

    Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on. According to the sexually inquisitive teen, she often daydreams about sleeping with a 43-year-old divorcé with poor hygiene habits.

    “I like it when they dress up like middle managers,” said Nakajima, twirling her girlish pigtails with one alabaster finger. “You know, with the sweat-stained dress shirts, and the office clipboards, and the khaki pants that are 2 inches too short.”
    Enlarge Image Teen at computer

    Nakajima peruses the Internet for photos to daydream about later.

    “God,” Nakajima continued. “Those get me every time.”

  92. MCPO, do you like oldies?

    Yeah Rose, this one is a hottie!

    http://tinyurl.com/m2vghr

  93. Yeah Rose, this one is a hottie!

    YOU LIKE OL’ DEEZ NUTS!!!!!

  94. Deeze nut?! Really? How 1998 of you!

  95. Hey Rosetta!

  96. “Mare?”

    hahahahaha…she has better form than I do.

  97. Hey Sohos!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmoUPc2Do8

  98. Deeze nut?! Really? How 1998 of you!

    You’re just jealous because you got burned by DEEZ NUTS!!!!

  99. Hey Rosetta!

    http://kimag.es/share/23125306.jpg

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s fucking hilarious.

    I would get along well with that guy.

  100. its that nextel commercial…and that guy who sounds like grover says You get half and You get half

    Well, then at least it isn’t pre-marriage FAIL! planning, right?

  101. Riccola you hungry?

    http://tinyurl.com/mdogqe

  102. Must watch

  103. I didnt understand that Mesa

  104. Back from my meetin’.

    Good grief, you people…

  105. My thoughts? Shut down SS and federal entitlements.

    “Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?”

  106. Must watch

    Bwhahahahahahahah!

  107. And no, nobody deserves to be killed, maimed, and stuffed into a duffel bag like so much clothing donated to Goodwill.

    I am certainly not going so far as to imply that she had it coming.

    There is, however, a lesson in “life choices” to be learned from her story. That’s really all there is to say. Lying down with the dogs / getting up with fleas, and whatnot.

    I think a certain degree of the national coverage of her death was also due to the fact that, by reporting on her, an excuse was presented to put some rude titties on the air…

  108. I am certainly not going so far as to imply that she had it coming.

    I don’t know anything about that. I just thought she looked like Sally from Tim Burton’s “Nightmare Before Christmas.”

  109. Reason…I am not saying either that b/c you found her and her life choices unattractive that you thought she had it coming…

    May I ask how old you are Reason?

  110. Hi everyone. What did I miss today?

  111. Mesa, that was great, reminds me of when I took HUGE pleasure in my older brother puking while standing at the bathroom door laughing til I cried. His pains were so much fun for me.

  112. sadly Jazz thats more true than you know, her husband chopped her fingers off and knocked out all her teeth so she couldnt be identified but they used the serial number on her breast implants to identify who she was…

  113. Will someone please translate the header photo for me?

    I don’t know how to read lips.

  114. 30.

    And I struggle to find the right way to phrase my real feelings on her, her husband, and her story… I really do not want to come across as callous or ugly on the matter.

  115. Jizzball, You really should have added the “aww Fuckit” in retort to sell it all the way home. Just sayin.

  116. Talk to the hand, ‘Setta.

    http://tinyurl.com/m48f2x

  117. What story is Sohos and Reason talking ’bout?

  118. Comment by Ca rin on August 24, 2009 5:42 pm
    Hi everyone. What did I miss today?

    This morning in the other thread, sohos and I both told you to take a hike.

  119. This bastard killed his wife and has now killed himself

    http://crimesearchersonline.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=Ryan-Jenkins-Found-at-the-End-of-a-Rope-Search-Over.html&Itemid=60

  120. Too bad I missed that.

  121. sohos and I both told you to take a hike

    bwahahahahaha

  122. Will someone please translate the header photo for me?

    First sign: “You’ve got roast beef labia.”

    Second sign: “I’ve got your nose!”

    Third sign: “O-tay, Buh-wheat!”

  123. supposedly they are looking for some woman and want to know of her involvement

    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=8397405&page=2

  124. I did actually take a hike. Did five miles. I’ve got a couple of nice places to walk near me, but two weeks of walking/running is gonna get old.

  125. The basic Rosetta starter toy set
    http://tinyurl.com/nppn4f/

  126. ZOMG!!!!!! Jazz that is the funniest thing I have read in ages!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am crying its so funny!

  127. Talk to the hand, ‘Setta.

    http://tinyurl.com/m48f2x

    Ah. Grassyass, reason.

  128. I did actually take a hike. Did five miles. I’ve got a couple of nice places to walk near me, but two weeks of walking/running is gonna get old.

    Check out Seven Ponds.

  129. You know you’re working with a top-notch criminal when his entire M.O. draws from two seasons of L&O.

    Apparently he never watched more than half of an episode. Otherwise he would have noticed the multi-show trend where the bad guy gets nabbed by a very pissed-off Ice T.

  130. Oh, i’ve got a weird story.

    My husband has this guy that works for him and he’s been going through some weird mid-life crises for the last few years. He’s 50, ditched his (Cancer stricken) wife and is now overly impressed with hisself.

    Anyway, he’s started on this “I’ve got a really big dick” kick. It’s fuckin weird.

    He’s told TWO of my husband’s employes about his “ginormous” size, apparently.

    Honestly, how many of you guys, in real life, have bragged (in a serious manner) about that?

    I mean, I’ve heard the joking stuff, I’m not talking about that.

  131. I’ve never been there, BiW (I don’t have a membership) but it’s not too far. I like heading to Hadley/metamora park … nice hilly hikes. North of town is a nice mile loop. I’m gonna do it on my rollarblades on Wednesday. I forgot I had a pair.

  132. I <3 sohita. She laughs at my stupid. :D

  133. The basic Rosetta starter toy set
    http://tinyurl.com/nppn4f/

    I used to have that bald sumbitch when I was a little girl.

    Also, welcome back, jackass monkey balls.

  134. He’s told TWO of my husband’s employes about his “ginormous” size, apparently.

    Did your husband write him up for sexual misconduct or harassment?

  135. Hugo is scarier than Chucky

  136. Car in, when you’ve got a penis as enormous as mine, you really don’t have to brag about it.

  137. Taranto, Best of the WEb:

    Here’s a blast from the past. The New York Times, July 9, 2001, reports on George W. Bush’s first summer vacation as president:

    On Friday, as new unemployment figures painted a newly troubling portrait of the American economy, Mr. Bush placed himself in the same scenes–golfing and fishing in a New England paradise–that once caused his father electoral grief.
    Simply amazing.

    Here’s the Bureau of Labor Statistics report, dated July 6, that “painted a newly troubling portrait of the American economy”:

    The unemployment rate was little changed at 4.5 percent, five-tenths of a percentage point higher than the average for 2000.
    As Barack Obama embarked on his first summer vacation as president last week–also in a “New England paradise,” Martha’s Vineyard–the most recent unemployment rate was 9.4%, more than double the summer 2001 figure. Covering the Obama jaunt, the Times offers no hint that there’s anything wrong with a president taking a vacation during a time of genuine crisis. Indeed, it offers this justification:

    Mr. Obama, whom aides described as being amused by all of the gloom-and-doom prognosticating over his health care agenda, did not even consider skipping his vacation. Last year, he talked about the importance of taking a break to avoid “making mistakes.”
    That makes sense–and in any case, it’s not as if the president actually escapes his responsibilities when he goes on “vacation.” But the Times’s coverage of Obama is a useful contrast to the paper’s petty partisan sniping against Bush.

  138. Your husband’s got John Edwards on his payroll? WOW!

  139. Well, he told other GUYS. Basically, he was saying how he was explaining how all the women he was dating were so pleased because … yada yada yada.

    But, it was the way he said it. The guys were creeped out.

  140. AWWWWW, you relly do fuckin care.Lemme get a kiss from my favorite lesbian angry bitch.hahahaha

  141. Oh YEAH!! I went to Cruefest 2 on a whim. What fun!!

  142. I’ve never been there, BiW (I don’t have a membership) but it’s not too far.

    When did a membership become required? It used to be a county park!

  143. tSohosohoso – why’d you ask my age, out of curiosity?

  144. I mean, I’ve heard the joking stuff, I’m not talking about that.

    I don’t believe in all my years of hanging out with guys that I’ve ever heard anyone say that and be serious about it. And if someone did I would have remembered because I would have laughed and laughed and laughed.

    A good general rule is that penis size is probably like money; the more a guy talks about his, the less he probably has.

    Next question.

  145. Nevermind. I googled it.

  146. Honestly, how many of you guys, in real life, have bragged (in a serious manner) about that?

    Not me. I’m hung like a mosquito. I do have a friend, though, he calls his “The BK Hammer.” (His initials are BK.) It’s really disturbing.

    BK is a realtorHe’s got this guy working for him who’d gone to high school with BK, so they’d been best friends for a looong time. Sometimes they’d stop and pick up either some of these tricks they’d been seeing on the side (both were married) or they’d pick up some hookers, and they’d take the girl(s) to one of the empty houses for sale and run the train on ’em. They’d call me at the law firm in the middle of it all. I’d effing hang up – but not before asking, “Why the FUCK are you calling me while you’re doing that?”

    Seriously, I’m not thinking about calling all my buds when I’m knocking boots. I’m not thinking about Hostages. None of that. It’s really disconcerting that my friends think it’s okay to call me in that sitch.

  147. Yeah. II’ll second Rosetta. It’s really just “not done.” Kinda like the One Urinal Gap rule, and the No Talking Across Stalls rule.

    Not. Done.

  148. Also, if I was a chick or Jewstin and some guy told me in all seriousness how big he was, I would tell him to whip it out. Show me your junk and I’ll tell you if you’re big or not.

    Then Jazz would give the guy a rim job.

  149. Honestly, how many of you guys, in real life, have bragged (in a serious manner) about that?

    You take a few showers in the locker room and………word just seems to get around. At least that’s the way it was in college.

  150. Then Jazz would give the guy a rim job.

    People don’t have tires. Duh. Stupid Rosetta.

  151. *sucks in his gut*

    Nope! No tires!

  152. I just wondered Reason

  153. monkeylingus

    http://tinyurl.com/ygzb9y

  154. Ech, Jazz, that’s nasty.

    I often marvel at men’s ability to tolerate real douchey friends.

  155. I am hung like a forest squirrel!

  156. …although, I have to say, among hubby’s pals I wouldn’t say there are any who are quite that rude.

    Even the guy who is a back-door man to half the town of Newington’s unhappy wives has some kind of discretion.

  157. Hey Jazzy Jeff, this would be a good avatar for you.

    http://tinyurl.com/nqmtsj

  158. I am hung like a forest squirrel!

    Why are you trying to piss off our forest squirrel readers?

  159. I am hung like a forest squirrel!

    We are suing for slander. Where is BiW?

  160. No this would be perfect for Jazzy Jeff

  161. This is what’s going to happen to lauraw next time I come to Connecticut.

  162. Holder won’t prosecute thugs that intimidate voters but he’ll go after people trying to protect Americans?!

    Holder, and his master, Obama, can kiss my ass!!

  163. No this would be perfect for Jazzy Jeff

    Don’t contradict me in front of company.

  164. Holder won’t prosecute thugs that intimidate voters but he’ll go after people trying to protect Americans?!

    History is not going to be kind to this team of idiots.

    I just hope their stupidity doesn’t get everyone killed.

  165. Looks like he settled out of court.

  166. Okay. Ya’ll have a good night. Mebbe I’ll be on later, depending on the GF’s mood (which has been awful lately. She needs a JOB! Both our lives would be better.).

  167. come here Rosie

    http://tinyurl.com/nl7hmp

  168. I’m so pissed I could scream! Lindsay Graham and the RINOS licked this radicals ass during the confirmation and then voted for him.

    Make no mistake, the special prosecutor is going after Cheney and Bush. This is 3rd world vendetta politics writ large.

  169. Make no mistake, the special prosecutor is going after Cheney and Bush. This is 3rd world vendetta politics writ large.

    The Great Pushback™ is coming, and it won’t be pretty.

  170. solomofohos, whatch doin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/n5ra99

  171. Hey reason, whatcha looking at??

    http://tinyurl.com/ldxymq

  172. Hey Rickyricardoetta whatcha doin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/m3gz7h

  173. Hey TBOM, need a trim, doncha??

    http://tinyurl.com/ntxprb

  174. There is an ironic twist to the MSM always looking the other way or flat out making shit up to get liberal politicians out of a jam.

    It makes the coddled lib-baby politicians lazy, sloppy and dull and that ends up making them ineffective. Or at least more so than they would be naturally with an actual independent press.

  175. I want some WHINE

  176. Dis poat ez dabesteva!

  177. I’m really starting to hate this fucking crew of radical leftists and the idiots that enable them. Within the year, I see an Obama bumpersticker, I’m keying that muthafucker!

  178. Scooter, For a guy that lives in Cali, I’m fairly lucky to not see a lot of O! stickers. On the other hand, when I do key a car, I at least get to key a Mercedes or Audi, and not some POS Prius.

  179. Don’t call it a comeback!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcbx-AZV6A4

  180. Nothing wrong with me. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT_zo9MzRvo

  181. We should start this as a nationwide protest.

    Everyone carries a fat permanent marker around with them at all times. When you walk past a parked car with an Obama bumper sticker, you write, in huge letters with your magic marker, “LOL!!!“.

    That would be fun to see idiots driving around with a little “LOL” on their car’s ass.

  182. I strangled you to death then I choked you again
    Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZSukQPmB54

  183. The other day I was thinking I wanted a sticker that said “Still support Obama? R U Socialist or Stupid?”

    That’s what runs through my head when I see a car with an I sticker (still) on it.

  184. Where is everyone?

  185. I want to sell t-shirts with a strip of astro turf on it

  186. I’m here. Steaming and fuming and looking for an ass to put my boot in!

  187. man this country is falling apart. This guy who lives around the block was walking through the neighborhood and saw Tommy working in our garage. He is building this massive cabinet for a friend of ours and this guy walks up and starts talking about how he is in home construction and how the bottom has fallen out and unless youre mexican you cant get a job…(his words not mine) so he helped this guy build a fence the other day (b/c he was desperate) that was as long as a football field for $50 bucks!!!!! He said his wife got laid off today. You could see the desperation in his face. I didnt hear if they have kids or not. I’m sure I will get the details later…He thought maybe Tommy was in construction. Sad sad sad

  188. My blog just hit 20K hits and I haven’t posted for months….I think its time to sell

  189. OMG, I can’t fucking stand Obamabots. O’Reilly got some dude asking on Martha’s Vineyard.

    Spike Lee is sucha fucking douche. Wouldn’t even answer a question from FOX.

  190. Sohos – According to the media that man is just a white racist getting his due. Nobody, but nobody is looking out for the interests of the average American. I pray people wake up to what is going on – SOON!

  191. Sohos, we are falling apart. My neighbor in Detroit walked away from her house. Business is so hard.

    But, you know, Obama’s on vacation and the MSM is celebrating.

  192. I just dropped the f-bomb in front of my older kids. Husband can’t play this news stuff in front of me.

  193. My blog just hit 20K hits and I haven’t posted for months….I think its time to sell

    If your blog had one day to live, I would still shoot it in the face because it’s your blog.

  194. Rosie, say something funny.

  195. Rosie, say something funny.

    Poon.

    Is this fat fucking cow a member of an “unruly mob”?

    http://tinyurl.com/nllngb

    Nah.

  196. TBoM,

    My crapblog has somewhere around 915,000 hits and about 1.3mm views.

  197. You think if I put poon on my blog I’d get more hits?

  198. Car In, please email this picture to your husband’s friend.

    http://tinyurl.com/5us6cy

  199. Your poon or rented poon?

  200. HA!

    MCPO – by “rented” poon, am I actually paying someone for the use of their poon?

    I’m think more along the lines of “borrowing” …

  201. You think if I put poon on my blog I’d get more hits?

    Do you mean the word “poon”, pictures of MCPO or your actual poon?

  202. mine has died

  203. not my poon my blog stfu

  204. I hope the Geico gecko gets teh H1N1 and dies a painful death soon.

  205. Wait, lemme go check on what a poon is. BRB

  206. not my poon my blog stfu

    Hahahahahaha!!!

    MOM!!!! SOHOS KILLED HER BLOG WITH HER POON!!!!!!

  207. Could I do kinda “my poon” like they did with that one artist and pictures of flowers?

    It would be figurative poon.

  208. You’ve been extra-funny today, sockhophos.

  209. Hi Y’all
    sOhOs it is like that around here too

  210. metaphoric poon.

    Symbolic poon

  211. My new t-shirt. No you can’t borrow it.

    http://tinyurl.com/nutule

  212. Who wants to go bowling with me?

    http://tinyurl.com/nnvg8e

  213. Iconic poon!

  214. What every pussy wants. Big Poon catnip.

  215. Want some steamed fish? Me neither.

    http://tinyurl.com/l87b22

  216. carin – the name of the artist your brain is desperately searching for is, “Georgia O’Keefe”

  217. I wasn’t searching for nothing. You fuckers knew who I was talking about.

  218. This is mine:

    http://tinyurl.com/lk4asx

  219. Fishing Poon
    http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=883010

  220. Symbolic poon: http://tinyurl.com/l3lt72

  221. There is a fat bald ginger in there for Ca Rin

  222. Wow, what kind of fish are those?

  223. Damn!
    I wish I was in the keys catching bugs (lobster) scroll down
    http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=884128

  224. My cousin was down there getting lobster. You asked last week, but I saw it late; my cousin lives in Hobe Sound. My grandpa has a place in the keys, so they go down during the season to catch their limit.

  225. Mostly Grouper Carin,
    The brown one with the kiss blotches is a gag grouper, the red one is a red snapper, the fat bald ginger with a red fish is a red grouper, another red snapper, 2 more gags, and a bunch of king mackerel

  226. oh the tshirt didnt show up it says astroturf this!

  227. Hobe is a nice place, but I want to retire to the Keys. Marathon is my fave, but Islamarada is good too. Key West is best, but you might as well kiss your ass good by if a hurricanr comes.

    It would take days stuck in traffic on A1A to evacuate

  228. so far the best one I have seen says: Obamacare…too bad there’s no cure for stupid

  229. Do you suppose this guy thinks his peen is huge?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM

  230. Vmax, my folks lived in Hobe Sound for 6 years. I remember how tiny it was in ’90. Nice place-Harry and the Natives was the only place around there for beers.

  231. Sohos – I dit int see no teeshirt on yer link?!? ;-)

  232. My new t-shirt. No you can’t borrow it.

    http://tinyurl.com/l5sjtd

    Die, fucker.

    http://tinyurl.com/nvb5qj

  233. Hobe Sound is about 200 miles from me (100 across the state and 100 south)

  234. no it did not link mcpo it said astroturf this!

  235. What is up, homosexualz?

  236. I think Ainsley Earhardt is so beautiful

  237. Carin I found this steamer bag that you make in the microwave that has green beans, shelled edamame, and mushrooms in it. Perfect for the diet and dinner!

  238. Sohos – We’ve tried those steamer veggie bags, they are quite tasty!

  239. Those vegetable steaming bags work like a charm.

    You can even steam a cheeseburger which is what I use them for.

    Hey Sean, STFU.

  240. I used to really like ranch dressing
    http://thisisphotobomb.com/2009/08/24/photobomb-that-guy-who-doesnt-love-ranch-dressing/

  241. Those bags are awesome. The homeless we steam up come out perfect every time!

  242. Rosetta is a fucking douchebag!!!!!!

    that is all

  243. Oh, Patty Ann, come here, I got sumfin for you!

  244. Rosetta is a steaming douchebag!!!!!

    Steamed that for ya.

  245. MCPO, what was the website you linked to the other day with the messed up real pictures?

  246. Clint, is it in a steambag covered with ranch dressing?

  247. L to R

    MCPO, Rosetta

  248. TBom – Right here! http://spoiledphotos.com/

  249. “Clint, is it in a steambag covered with ranch dressing?”

    Bwaaahhahaahahahah!

    Double MWAH’s to my FIGF!

  250. Rosie goes townhallin’, totally confuses liberals with his tactics: http://tinyurl.com/kpkkvv

  251. mine has died

    Your blog is not totally dead, Sohos.

  252. L to R: Tbom, Mare, Sohos

    http://tinyurl.com/nmrxgr

  253. PJ the early years

  254. “L to R: Tbom, Mare, Sohos”

    hahahahah…that man’s weenie looks like a thumb

  255. “Rosie goes townhallin’, totally confuses liberals with his tactics:”

    Now that’s funny. I’m glad they didn’t have a picture.

  256. Love your new avatar Mare!!!!!!!

  257. Franz

  258. 102 today.

    I do not believe summer is quite done with me.

  259. Rosetta is a fucking douchebag!!!!!!

    ZOMG STFU!!!!

  260. Thanks, Clint!

  261. Franz seems fun.

  262. Franz = A chip off the old blockhead!

  263. yeah mare i love the avatar

  264. Stupid TBoM.

    http://tinyurl.com/nve924

  265. Michael how do you know I am not even on your blog roll…

  266. I do not believe summer is quite done with me.

    When summer is done with you, don’t you end up with dodgeball-sized hail?

  267. L to R: TBoM, Franz, Cuffy’s face

    http://tinyurl.com/n554fv

  268. Waaaaaazzzzzzuuuuupppp, hose flockers?

  269. MP’s setting up a Fantasy Football League, if anyone wants in go here,

    http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/doubleplusundead_fantasy_football_league

  270. L to R: TBoM, Franz, Cuffy’s face

    http://tinyurl.com/n554fv

    Wait till Franz kicks the crap outta TBOM when Cuffy sharts.

  271. DPUD – My fantasies don’t include sweaty men in helmets slapping each other on the ass but, each to their own.

  272. SoHoS? You got a reading list yet? Where does my novel fit on it? How about our favorite by a certain Texas insufferable prick?

  273. Thanks, Sohos.

  274. (L to R)

    Romy; MCPO

    http://tinyurl.com/l8mmll

  275. DPUD – My fantasies don’t include sweaty men retards in helmets slapping each other on the ass but, each to their own so I’ll stick to visiting gayretards.com on an hourly basis.

    Fixed that for you, Masturbator Chief Pervert Offender.

  276. Michael how do you know I am not even on your blog roll…

    I just read your “America” post and linked it. Really enjoyed reading that.

  277. oh thank you sweetie

  278. My first class is shakespeare and it is Thursday and the Literature of war starts next Monday. I will tell you my reading list when I get my syllabus. I may get to discuss a certain book in my lit of war class as an example ;)

  279. Even the morons here might enjoy this:

    href=”http://sohos.wordpress.com/2009/08/03/america/”>America.

  280. Hark! What light through yonder window breaks?
    ‘Tis the east and SoHoS is the sun.
    Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon
    Already pale and sick with grief
    That thou, her maid art far more fair than she

  281. I may get to discuss a certain book in my lit of war class as an example

    Cool. Maybe we can get the point where this Sun-Tzu jerk doesn’t get credit for my work any more. ;-)

  282. Oops. Let’s try again:

    America.

  283. Even the morons here might enjoy this:

    href=”http://sohos.wordpress.com/2009/08/03/america/”>America.

    Some of us morons here read it when it was posted, Bats.

  284. I read it and it’s excellent.

  285. Some of us morons here read it when it was posted, Bats.

    Well then, have a heart and leave a comment, you frickin’ shyster.

  286. shyster

    RACIST!!!!!!!!

  287. Oh c’mon, Chief, that would only be racist if BiW was actually Jewish. I happen to know he is not, based upon scrutinizing his Facebook wall.

  288. Hey I have a tune I wan yall to check out. Be right back with it

  289. Sohos, let us know about the lit of war reading list. If I’ve read any of them, I’d be happy to discuss them with you.

  290. /www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tl3zhbWrBY

  291. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tl3zhbWrBY

  292. Michael – BiW, like you and Jazz, is a blood-sucking, bottom dwelling, scum sucking boil on the ass of American society but, he is no shyster!!! He is an Officer of the Court. . . otherwise known as an ambulance chaser!

  293. I know that is why I took it xbrad. I figured with all my buddies here I would have an EXCELLENT discussion board

  294. tell me what yall think of that tune. If you hate it no sweat I just think its cool

  295. Sohos, you’ll have to go back and read last nights thread where Jewstin and I argued about Lee and Jackson.

  296. O MCPO, MCPO! wherefore art thou MCPO?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I’ll no longer be a sohos.

  297. Sohos – Is that Chrissy Hines daughter?! I did like the tune, BTW!

  298. I will

  299. What, Shakespeare again?

  300. Capulets is da shizzle!!

  301. I wonder if she is???

  302. My son is studying Romeo and Juliet this week. I think he’s like his dad – romance does not compute.

  303. Glad to see the mama for Obama header is gone. WTF?!?

  304. Romance is a wonderful tool for getting into a girls pants.

  305. I am the BIGGEST Shakespeare buff. I loved teaching Julius Caesar to my sophomores especially the boys b/c we would read it and i would break down for them what was going on and get them involved in the treachery of it all…they actually would get involved. Especially since it was a gang and they stab him…I would make it modern in a way for them to relate

  306. 9th grade Romy?

  307. XBrad, would you please repeat that when Mr. RFH is lurking?

  308. 8th grade. They will be seeing Hamlet at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival later this school year.

  309. Sure,

    Of course, Romance and alcohol works even better.

  310. I gave him a list of things that he could do that I would find nice / romantic / pleasing / mood-enhancing. I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea from a Cosmo magazine.

  311. Romy – did you list the coefficient of drag and/or lifting properties for each suggestion??

    Will you be publishing the list?

    Are their “points” awarded for successful completion of each item?

    Are their corresponding “expected results” for points achieved?

  312. Romy, Scooter has a point. You might want to clue the rest of us in on your list of things to do to make Romy happy.

  313. MCPO, top of the list is a cup of coffee first thing in the morning. I am not a morning person, and to have a nice java jolt waiting for me when I stumble down the stairs is WONDERFUL.

    I think he is pleased with the positive feedback.

  314. Sohos, are you a high school English teacher? And are you going back for a Master’s?

  315. Are their “points” awarded for successful completion of each item?

    Are their corresponding “expected results” for points achieved?

    Chief, you have the right idea here. Marriage is basically like a frequent flier program.

  316. Shuttle’s being fueled for launch in under two hours.

  317. Well, since I’m making a cup gallon of coffee for myself, I might as well pour you a cup.

  318. MOM!!!

    ROMY’S PLAYING WITH ROCKET FUEL AGAIN!!!

  319. I mean, after you earn Platinum status, you can “fly first class” anytime you want.

  320. I mean, after you earn Platinum status, you can “fly first class” anytime you want.

    BA-DUM-BUMP!!

  321. The hard part is — you have to qualify for your Platinum card every year!

  322. I used to be a high school English teacher. I am not anymore. I am getting my Masters so that I can teach at the jr college level and eventually PhD

  323. Michael, what’s it take to get an aisle seat in economy?

  324. Also, when you qualify for a Platinum card, you get the coveted “early boarding privilege.”

    That puts a spring in your step when you go to work.

  325. Michael, what’s it take to get an aisle seat in economy?

    25,000 miles if you book way in advance.

  326. :)
    Platinum status would be verrrrrrry nice.

  327. Or, 50,000 miles at the last minute if you are desperate to take off.

  328. Look, I poured her a cup of coffee! What the hell more does a guy gotta do to get a little tail?

  329. could someone direct me to the ticket counter ?

  330. I’m all fueled up, weapons are armed and arming pins removed. . . where the hell is the runway??!

  331. MOM!!!
    ROMY’S PLAYING WITH ROCKET FUEL AGAIN!!!

    There was a commercial for encyclopedias years ago where a kid yelled, “Mom, what’s rocket fuel made of?” The reply was, “Look it up, dear!”

    In Romy’s house, “ammonium perchlorate and aluminum powder, dear!”

  332. Platinum status would be verrrrrrry nice.

    You can score Platinum status by renovating the kitchen, with granite counter tops.

  333. One of my bosses being interviewed!
    http://blogs.discovery.com/news_space/

  334. You can score Platinum status by renovating the kitchen, with granite counter tops.

    Fuck, no! You stay away from my kitchen!
    *threatens with frying pan in one hand, rolling pin in the other*

  335. In Romy’s house, “ammonium perchlorate and aluminum powder, dear!”

    That’s the SRBs. We’re talking the main motors.

  336. Liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen then.

  337. I mean, I doubt they are still stuffing propellant into the SRBs with two hours to go.

  338. I prefer to use booze, music and soft lights to get the main motors firing.

  339. Duh, Romy. Of course they’re LOX and LH.

    You wanna impress me, remind me what the Titan II ICBM ran on.

  340. XBrad, you are right. They are cast in Utah and shipped to Florida. I’m sure you’ve seen the horse’s ass story re: the SRBs.

  341. 8th grade studying Romeo and Juliet that is very young but then again so were the star crossed lovers.

  342. If it wasn’t LOX and LH2 or LOX and kerosene, I have no idea, XBrad.

  343. Goodnight my phine, phuntastic phriends!

  344. I’m all fueled up, weapons are armed and arming pins removed. . . where the hell is the runway??!

    MOM!!! GRANDPA WANDERED AWAY FROM THE NURSING HOME AGAIN!!!

  345. Good night, Chief, xoxoxox

  346. Titan II used LOX for oxidizer and Aeorzine50 and dinitrogen tetroxide as hypergolic propellants.

  347. correction, the dinitrogen tet was the oxidizer.

    Aerozine50 was a hydrazine variant

  348. Damnit, when did this turn into a science blog?

  349. The N2O4 will fuck you up in a bad way.

  350. Sorry, Sean, it’s my fault. Shuttle launch in a little over an hour, if the weather is good.

  351. I want to fly to space on paraffin. It’s bedtime now, so maybe I’ll do that tomorrow.

  352. They must have automatic holds or something. The countdown clock is 18 minutes, but launch window is 1:36 Eastern.

  353. RFH was a smarty scientisty type
    but not a chemist no more
    cause what she thought was H2O
    was H2SO4

  354. Well done, Dave!

  355. Germans used parrafin as a rocket fuel in WWII. Worked better as a jet fuel.

  356. dad taught me that one.

  357. Shouldn’t we be talking about tits or something?

  358. Tits in space don’t need a bra to stay “up”

  359. Good one, Dave!

    Read “Riding Rockets” some time. Mike Mullane should be an honorary Hostage for writing about morning wood in space.

  360. Mom, Romy’s riding morning wood again!!!

  361. 25,000 points, gold class.

  362. Mike Mullane should be an honorary Hostage for writing about morning wood in space.

    That’s nice, but I’d rather not read about other peoples’ hardons, no matter where they occur.

  363. Sohos is drinking wine and just told me that in her next life she’s going to come back really cool, not like in her last life as queen elizabeth but like cold play, really cool, and she’s going to do blow off of hookers asses.

    just say’n

  364. Coldplay is really cool?

    Maybe she better give QE1 a second look.

    But tell her to save a line for me.

  365. Know how I know you’re gay?

  366. In space no one can see your high beams

  367. Know how I know you’re gay?

    You tasted shit on his cock?

  368. Dammit, weather scrubbed the launch. I’m hitting the hay, y’all.

  369. MOM!!!

    ROMY SPOILED THE LAUNCH!!!

    *note to self-no coffee for Romy in the morning.*

  370. Michael – BiW, like you and Jazz, is a blood-sucking, bottom dwelling, scum sucking boil on the ass of American society but, he is no shyster!!! He is an Officer of the Court. . . otherwise known as an ambulance chaser!

    Listen, MCPOLD:

    I have been many things…lewd, licensentious, arrogant, overbearing, cruel, penetrating, ironic, idiotic, moronic, envious, covetous, jealous, irritating, audacious, humorous, drunk, mean, arbitrary and caprecious (two of my very favorites), self-righteous, obnoxious, infuriatingly correct, mouthy, weak, strong,oblivious, perceptive, compelling, coercing, persuasive, fast, slow, skinny, fat, undersexed, over-educated, condscending, humble, and gluttonous, but I have never been, nor will I ever be “An Ambulance Chaser”.

    If you are going to persist in your defamation, sir , then at least give me the courtesy of providing me with an address where you will accept service of process.

  371. Heh, just had to break up an almost fight between my roommate and a black guy that accused him of disrespecting him after my roommate scratched on the eight ball and went to shake his hand after losing.

    The guy had also said earlier to my roommate, “you can suck my dick and I’m still going to beat you.” No disrespect there.

    Then he pulled out the race card. He was drunk, we just sat and listened — until he tried to punch my roommate. My roommate did tell him that he had bad breath — it was pretty funny. But the guy kept going on about how we were racists — the farthest thing from what happened.

    I just stood there with my hands up and open at about shoulder level right in front of him until he tried to sit in his stool and fell over backwards. That was our fault as well.

    Then the bouncer showed up.

    Good times.

    mesablue the racist

  372. Know how I know you’re gay?

    I gave you your first orgasm at 40?

  373. she’s going to do blow off of hookers asses.

    Again?

    What would that prove?

  374. she’s going to do blow off of hookers asses.

    Again?

    What would that prove?

    *buying video camera*

    Dude, will you shut the fuck up and NOT spoil this for the rest of us???

  375. hahahahahaha I had some WINE and I am trying to adjust t o that buzz vs beer…totally different


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