It’s So Fucking On

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jeremiah Wright, Jr.

The motherfuckin’ chickens!?!?  Comin’ home to roost!!1!

The disparity in class, maturity and leadership between that arrogant cocksucker and George W. Bush is a chasm the covers the known fucking universe.

I guess part of Chicago toughguy politics is not knowing that it’s a good idea to shut the fuck up when you are in the process of having your ass handed to you.  The Unicorn of Hubris is about to have the worst August in the history of the office of the Presidency.

I, for one, am looking forward to the coming political bloodbath.  It’s about goddamn time the left learns what righteous anger looks like.  I’m 100% against domestic violence but the daddy party is about to beat the shit out the mommy party for burning the fucking chicken.

I love politics. 

321 Comments

  1. What are you looking at?

  2. How anyone fails to see what a under-qualified, over arrogant POS this douchebag is absolutely amazes me!

  3. Amen brother. The willfully blind.

  4. I love the part in Fight Club when Lou comes down and that unmentionable guy, laughs and laughs and laughs. I’m like that. Go ahead punch me in the face, I will giggle for a while, then I will kill you, FUCKIN BUG!!!

  5. Oh, my!

    I laughed out loud. I needed that. Thanks.

  6. HALT!!! WHO GOES THERE!!?!?!

    Are you a lurker or a new visitor, Darcy?

  7. A frisking is in order unless she’s a he like you.

  8. Shim, if it’s a dude you’re going to need to administer the full body cavity search.

  9. I’m with you all. It is soooooo on!

  10. you are a vile human being
    stop drinking at once and kick youself in the nuts, like you like to do so much

  11. Then Rosie really will like to frisk.

    Also, if I can get somebody to watch my daughter, I will try to be here
    http://stlouisteaparty.com/2009/08/07/demand-justice-denounce-violence-saturday-at-seiu-office/

    I don’t believe 100* heat and the potential for union fueled violence is the place for a 4 y/o to be.

    But my brother and me? WHat the hell?

  12. I’m a new visitor – came over from a Twitter link (via @vermontaigne).

  13. Eddy , you and your bro backs together, swing fast and furiously. Wish I was going with you guys. Sc will drag liberal pussies from truck hitches til their heads fall off. The South will rise again!!! Hossaah!!

  14. http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/you_are_being_watched this is another of the left’s tactics.

    I have tried to be mocking, satirical, scornful, etc. during this whole fuck up. But Thursday night, and the resulting “eh. What’cha gonna do about it?” by the left in STL (including the local media, trying to portray that fat cow with the tramp stamp who git arrested as the real victim) has convinced me that the wheel has turned, and it is time. It is time for them to go.

  15. I’m a new visitor – came over from a Twitter link (via @vermontaigne).

    Welcome!

    Also, I hope you aren’t offended easily.

  16. Shim
    He’s bigger than I am, a decorated Iraq Vet (Bronze Star), and accepted into the Police Academy.

    Me? I fight dirty.

  17. The word dirty and fighting are twins. You guys have fun and get pics of the blood spots.

  18. Shim: thanks.

    My dad is supposed to call me back. If he can watch daughter, I am so there.

  19. Thank you!

    And not so much. Thanks for that too.

    (Now I’ll try to figure out how to change my avatar.)

  20. And not so much. Thanks for that too.

    Everyone here actually likes each other although that’s not readily apparent. Except Shim. Everyone hates him.

    Fuck you, Shim!!! Asshole!!! Here’s a picture of Shim’s face.

    http://tinyurl.com/lp9drb

  21. And here’s Rosetta’s (hope you aren’t eating!): http://tiny.pl/hhlxq

  22. Dammit Chief! Now I can’t eat!

  23. Rosie is that you?
    http://tinyurl.com/mc2gub/

  24. Didn’t Bob Reed play the father on the Brady Bunch??

  25. I’m afraid James Wolcott may label this post “rageaholic.” He may squirt a little pee in his pants over it.

  26. He may squirt a little pee in his pants over it.

    Do you think that is involuntary or a pheromone release to attract the likes of Jack Hughes & eatmeconservatwats??

  27. Wolcott is a cat lover.

  28. Rosetta is a big sweet huggy bear.

    Pass it on.

  29. DiT – You at the Furry Convention??

  30. Oh, and don’t worry, eddie — SEIU renounces violence:

    We are at a turning point. To succeed, we will continue to elevate this conversation, distinguish ourselves from the opposition, and speak to our fellow Americans with respect and dignity. Where we disagree, we’ll invite discussion. And when we agree, we’ll work together toward a solution.

    And when there are no cameras, we will fucking curb-stomp your teabagging ass.

  31. Darcy, go to Gravatar.com.

    You’ll figure it out after that.

  32. There needs to be toilet paper with obamas face with his tongue out. That would be nice. I’d shit all day long .

  33. I am furry.

    I do not convene/

  34. Let’s dance
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Rnl7Orxdk

  35. Thank you, clintbird. Right now, I’m having trouble logging into wordpress. I can’t figure out what happened with my user name. I can log into wordpress via Jules Crittenden’s blog, but not here. Weird.

    Anyway, thanks again. I’ll figure it out with your tip and some less fuzzy brain power. More coffee…

  36. WP can be balky. Sometimes it doesn’t hurt just to clear out your cache, shut down your browser then restart it and try signing back in.

  37. By the way, Darcy. You don’t have to log into WP to use Gravatar. You can establish your identity there as you llike and then it will assign the avatars you pick to whatever sites on which you comment. I use one of my email addresses for my sign in at Gravatar.

  38. I love it when Rosetta gets all politicy. LOVE. IT.

  39. ditto!

  40. Finally, Rosetta learns how to pick up TEH HOT CHICKS.

  41. Yay! two hot chicks, lemme dedicate this song—Yes …long time, you deserve it!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1GEKlq4UeE
    Off to chop the lawn, Suns out, 95 degrees, love it-stole that from MAAAARRRRRRE!!

  42. Shim, you’re funny and you understand the concept of long fore play.

    WIN-WIN!

  43. NICE, send me off with a big smile!! Have a great Sat.

  44. Rosie, this post earns you an instant night of beers if you ever decide to come out to this part of the country on one of your sheep buggeringbusiness trips. You read my post this morning, didn’t you?

    Eddie, taunt one of those paid union fucks for me, will you?

  45. foreplay? oh, the begging part.

    I got that shit down.

  46. *** Wipes Kitty Tear ***

    I haven’t been this Proud of Rosetta since the “I Rosetta, am a Proud Racist” post.

    Just don’t nobody tell him, okay?

  47. I am furry.

    I do not convene grammar/

  48. You know how I discipline cats? Squirt gun.

    Watch youself, keeton.

  49. DiT, no beggin’ is needed at youporn … just sayin’

  50. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on August 8, 2009 12:22 pm
    Wolcott is a cat lover.

    Wolcott is a pussy. I thought someone as erudite, cultured, sophisticated and homo-friendly as yourself would know the difference. ;)

    http://tinyurl.com/nnpz4x

  51. *** Peeks around “Safe Couch” ***

    DiT, no beggin’ is needed at youporn … just sayin’

    No, Clint, he’ll beg there too. It might be out of Force of Habit, but still….

  52. A-fuckin-men. oh, I hate that cocksucker.

  53. Clint, did you VANQUISH your competition for Ms PattyAnn’s affections? I ain’t seen BrewFan here for a while….

  54. *Looks innocently from side to side.*

  55. anyone have anything fun going on today?

  56. About to head to the vet with the puppy for her follow up visit after her spay last week, Sohos. If she’s cleared to start playing with her two doggie buddies here at home, then there for sure will be some FUN for the pup later this afternoon. You FaceChimp sayings of late have made me chuckle.

  57. You = Your

  58. there = their

    Damn senility!

  59. BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

    I BLEW MY HEART UP WITH COKE!!!

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-ap-us-billy-mays,0,3779585.story

  60. Did you guys see this about the astroturfers out for Nancy Pelosi?

  61. Good luck with the pup and thanks CB!

  62. I’m giving this poat a thumbs UP.

  63. I have NOTHING fun going on today.

    Cleaning up puppy poop and watching the rain.

    I’m about to head to the gym and I’m gonna run and pick up a South Beach diet book.

  64. Did anyone check up my puppy picture? pout.

  65. Oh, wait. I mean, it isn’t a picture of my puppy. There on the top of my blog, is a picture from my encounter in the shower at the gym.

    Yea. Check it out.

  66. Carin, I gotta head to the vet w/my puppy now. Would you please do the honors for me and punch Pelosi in the ……… well, you’ll find something to punch.

  67. I’ll punch her in the clit, clint. But, I’m gonna have to use a 2 by 4, ’cause she’s nasty.

  68. Thanks Pie in,
    That was a zombie worthy photo essay.

  69. Car in – I love the one with both the dogs snuggled up – too cute.

  70. I had to check a few times to make sure it wasn’t. It was amazing.

    Thanks MCPO. They LOVE each other. She’s asleep at my feet right now. Good doggie.

  71. I just made a new Obama video for you fagz!

  72. Whore! But, well worth going over to watch.

  73. Five dollah! Me love you long time!

  74. “Did anyone check up my puppy picture? pout.”

    I did, ’cause I’m that kind of gentleman.

  75. Hey, ya’ll. I made it to Texas early this morning. My ass is whipped harder than a Hostage’s at a dominatrix convention.

    Why does this make me think of this place?

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  77. Palin Steele?????

  78. I FINALLY GOT A TROLL!!!! I FINALLY GOT A TROLL!!! I FINALLY GOT A TROLL!!!

    BiW is really Lookatme, one of the rejected dwarves.

  79. Dammit, come out and play. I mean it. I’m going to hold my breath until someone here says something.

  80. Okay. I’m starting over.

  81. Do over.

  82. No, you ignorant slut. I’m Scary, the dwaft that the other dwarves will not refer to by name.

  83. Zzzzzzzzz

  84. I thought you were Sleazy, the dwarf that goes around licking doorknobs.

  85. Why are you in Texas, Jazz?

  86. Only Steers and Dave in Texas’ come from there.

  87. Funeral for my cousin, Jewstin.

    It’s effing HOT here. This place has an awesome political climate and an awful atmospheric climate. Holy carp. It’s hot. But there are a lot of Sonics and Whaddaburgers.

  88. BiW’s troll is a awful and won’t answer back.

    Someone has to look at my Palin Steele link. I’m ready to bust it out on him at Ace’s the next time he shows.

  89. Jazz – All of us here clicked on your pathetic link.

    And yes, Texas is hot. IT’S FUCKING TEXAS AND IT’S FUCKING AUGUST!!!

  90. Is this new?

    http://tinyurl.com/lb6sj8

  91. Are there lots of shirtless guys running around?

  92. You’re kinda testy today, Chief? 12 year old get the best of you at Halo again?

  93. Alright, WTF is Drudge freaking about re: the “terrifying” Swedish model video? I don’t get it.

  94. Of course it’s pathetic, Chief: The blogger is an unemployed fashion designer with a love for comic books. How could that not be pathetic? It fits that douchebag PS to a T, though. So, given the context, my link transmogrifies the pathetic into an ubercool commentary on douchebagginess. All this seems to be lost on you simpletons, though. Guess I’ll go back to my MENSA puzzles.

    Would it be wrong for me to pour hot lead in the ear of my sleeping liberal cousin (who works as an art restorer in Boston, of all places)?

  95. Jazz,

    I know this is not a fun trip for you, but if you’ll take my advice…don’t try to cheer yourself up with the strip clubs in Texas.

    http://tinyurl.com/m7pvua

  96. Would it be wrong for me to pour hot lead in the ear of my sleeping liberal cousin (who works as an art restorer in Boston, of all places)?

    No.

  97. Back from son’s birthday party. The weather was tolerable, the food was good, and only three no-shows (including the bitch who told me just last night she would be there with her son and I KNEW she was lying). The kids burned off a lot of energy, so they should sleep well tonight.

  98. Romy – Did you take pikshures??

  99. I did, MCPO. I will put them on flickr or facechimp later today.

  100. “Is this new?”

    hahahahaha…Ah, pupster you make me laugh.

  101. Does anyone know what the term “dick weed” means or where it came from? I like it.

  102. “(including the bitch who told me just last night she would be there with her son and I KNEW she was lying).”

    Why can’t these idiots just be honest and say, “We can’t come. Thanks so much for asking.”

  103. so I went ahead and weighed myself and I have lost 9 pounds!!!!!!!!

  104. Cuffy, I looked it up for you. Apparently 100,000 Swedes have joined a Facebook group saying they think the model in a cosmetics add is scary. You can view the commercial here.

  105. Jazz what part of Texas are you in?

  106. The commercial is intended to illustrate that Apoliva skin care products are good for Sweden’s varied climate conditions.

  107. That only proves that Swedes are indeed the biggest pussies in the world. Nanny state icebacks.

  108. Sohita – yay!!!!!!!

  109. “so I went ahead and weighed myself and I have lost 9 pounds!!!!!!!!”

    You, Sohos, are on a ROLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

    (bitch)

    (just kidding, I’m envious)

  110. kick ass, So.

  111. That was the motivation I needed and I think that swedish girl is attractive

  112. so I went ahead and weighed myself and I have lost 9 pounds!!!!!!!!”

    Put your bra back on. ;-)

  113. Why can’t these idiots just be honest and say, “We can’t come. Thanks so much for asking.”
    I think she was lying not only to me but to her son. He obviously wanted to attend.

  114. I watched the commercial and don’t get what’s scary about it unless she is saying, “I’m going to steal your children’s soul, I will kill them on sight, I’m coming after you and those you love.”

  115. The Swedish chick is obviously a vampire trying to lure little children to her in order to feast on their young, hot blood.

  116. Does anyone know what the term “dick weed” means or where it came from? I like it.

    Beavis and Butthead. And the speaker implies that the person who is the object of the insult has a scrawny and annoying member, unlike real men, who have to avoid erectile dysfunction drugs to avoid being confused with tripods.

    Other enjoyable Beavis and Butthead insults include “Assmunch”, and the unbiquitous “Dillrod.”

  117. I know this is not a fun trip for you, but if you’ll take my advice…don’t try to cheer yourself up with the strip clubs in Texas.

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s udderly ridiculous.

  118. I’m in Fort Worth, sohita. My family here is all rich. I’m feeling very poor right now.

  119. Exactly, Mare & Sohos. I thought she was kinda cute in that socialism-has-sucked-the-ever-loving-life-out-of-me way.

    Granted, her song sounded like something Damien would sing right before he decapitated you with a big sheet of glass.

  120. I’m in Fort Worth, sohita. My family here is all rich. I’m feeling very poor right now.

    Maybe after the funeral, you could ask to use your cousin’s share. Afterall, itisn’t like he’susing it anymore.

  121. Does anyone know what the term “dick weed” means or where it came from? I like it.

    It comes from people who get off smoking cock, like, “She gets all giggly smoking my dickweed.”

  122. Back before the world was in color, we used to call people “Dickweeds”. So, I doubt it originated with Beavis and Butthead.

  123. Back before the world was in color, we used to call people “Dickweeds”.

    …and we liked it!

  124. Back before the world was in color, we used to call people “Dickweeds”. So, I doubt it originated with Beavis and Butthead.

    When did you undergo a humorectomy, Old Man? Did balckmarketeers catch you napping and remove it while you were sleeping, leaving you to wake up in a bathtub full of ice in a seedy hotel somewhere?

  125. There is something disturbing about SEIU, the union of ‘government employees’ intimidating and beating up citizens.

    In India, Govt employees are not allowed by law to join any union or political parties. If you are a public servant, you serve the public, not lord over them using the twin barrels of govt power and union power.

  126. I tried to respond to your troll, BiW, in words that he would understand and left the ball in his court. I’m curious as to whether he’ll even try to respond.

  127. Definition of dickweed
    dickweed

    * A guy who is totally fubar (fucked up beyond all recognition), and who is a dick.

    Jason was such a dickweed at the party last night, so she dumped him.

    Submitted by Chris K., Oct 30 2005.

    * dislikable person; one not looked upon favorably by most people. Idiot, jerk, moron, asshole as synonyms. Origin is possibly extrapolated from the derogatory term “dickhead”, a common street term put-down.

    My boss is really a dickweed.

    Submitted by Gene S., Hammond, IN, USA, Jan 12 2003.
    * asshole, jerk, complete loser.

    Dude, he is such a dickweed!

    Submitted by alyssa, Philadelphia, PA, USA, Jan 25 2000.
    * Derogatory term for an ignorant person.

    You are such a dickweed.

  128. sorry about that Jazz. You could be close to Michael and Patty Ann

  129. BiW – I’ve got a shop steward from SEIU that would like to have a word with you: http://tiny.pl/hhlgp

  130. I have to sign off, folks. I’ll try to play later. Have a good afternoon!

  131. FUBAR is the last stage of things gettin effed up. They are, in order…

    SNAFU

    TARFU

    FUBAR

    the last being, shit, you cannot fix this mess.

  132. Hey Romy, what’s for dinner?

    http://tinyurl.com/nnadbd

  133. Couldn’t get down there. My dad was not home, and I couldn’t get anybody to watch daughter on that short of notice. So, we were at Francis Park for a few hours. But, here is a synopsis of what happened.

  134. FUBAR is the last stage of things gettin effed up. They are, in order…

    I thought the last stage was ZOMFG!!!!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  135. Dickweed was commonly used when I was growing up in Kentucky but I don’t know its origins.

    Way to go on the weight loss, Sohita! I’ve been thinking you look a little more svelte.

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  138. If I was Yoda:

    http://tinyurl.com/l8zcr7

  139. If Mrs. Pupster was Yoda:

    http://tinyurl.com/lpyoz4

  140. back from the range.

    the SKS is effin awesome. put 500 rounds through it (had to let it cool a bit)

    AWESOME!

  141. If Mesa was Yoda:

    http://tinyurl.com/mttfq4

  142. Astroturf for Nancy Pelosi?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lkCc6y9MpM&feature=fvw

  143. From P. Munro, U.C.L.A. Slang, 1989, dickweed, dinkweek, and dickwad, all meaning jerk, idiot, asshole. Also appeared in 1985’s Weird Science “Listen, dickweed!”

    Dick’s hatband, on the other hand, dates back to 1788.

    I have the first volume of an encyclopedia of slang.

  144. Holy Fucking Shit!

    http://tinyurl.com/n5gd22

  145. HAHAHA! Good one, Romy!

  146. dinkweek = dinkweed. Dammit.

  147. A friend of mine has the whole set. I either need to get rid of this one or complete the set. All the words beginning with “fuck” take up 12 pages of small type.

  148. Coolest opening scene in a movie – EVER!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w

  149. Are there lots of shirtless guys running around?

    What color shirt are you not wearing today, jackhole?

  150. I’m wearing a Brooks Bros. pale blue polo and khaki shorts from Orvis. Anyone have a swastika armband I could borrow?

  151. I am not wearing a green today.

  152. I think this guy snapped Rosetta’s favorite photo:

    http://bacn.me/a6b

  153. ahm nekkid inna pool

  154. ahm nekkid inna pool

    Don’t move, I’ll be there in twelve hours.

  155. If I was Yoda:

    http://tinyurl.com/l8zcr7

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love that so much I want to have carnal relations with it.

    And the fainting goats. Awesome.

    + 12,500 points for Pupster

  156. I haven’t closed my eyes in the shower since the first time I watched Psycho because I know if I do, I will open my eyes and see this:

    http://bacn.me/a6d

  157. so I went ahead and weighed myself and I have lost 9 pounds!!!!!!!!

    Okay that’s quite enough of that.

    NO SKINNY CHICKS!!!!

  158. >> NO SKINNY CHICKS!!!!

    Tyler Durden lurks. With a bucket.

  159. I am still a far cry from skinny hon

  160. GOOD DOG!

    http://tinyurl.com/mx28kp

  161. I am still a far cry from skinny hon

    DON’T THREATEN ME!!!!!

    I’ve had two cuke martinis and I feel pretty fucking good. You wanna rassle, soohoo?

  162. WTF? No comments for AN HOUR?

  163. top to bottom: sohos, rosetta

  164. what is a cuke martini?

  165. cucumber infused vodka

  166. what is a cuke martini?

    I infused vodka with some cucumbers for a week so I have cucumber vodka.

    Put that in a shaker with ice and an eye dropper of vermouth and shake your ass.

    Pour in a glass.

    Drink.

    Fall off chair.

    I’ll let you have a drink but that’s it. It’s the best martini on a hot summer day.

  167. oh yeah that stuff he had last night. i forgot

  168. Congratulations on your weight loss, sweet sohito.

  169. You know John Hughes passed away?

  170. thank you darling

  171. You know John Hughes passed away?

    Yeah. It sucks. For young people like us, he was the shit.

    I saw Weird Science so many times, I had Kelly LeBrock dreams for a year.

    I luhr her.

  172. Damn it, the trollies have gone quiet.

  173. I don’t if any of you cool kids ever eat at P.F. Chang’s but if you do and you like spicy, order the firecracker shrimp. It’s an off-menu dish but it kicks millions and millions of asses.

    This has been a presentation of the Rosetta Eating Out Guide.

  174. I loved planes, trains, and automobiles

  175. is it grilled or fried?

  176. I loved planes, trains, and automobiles

    Was that John Hughes??

  177. Some Kind of Wonderful was my favorite, well maybe 16 candles.

  178. Yes, it was

  179. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99U63TO0&show_article=1

    XBrad? Is that you? Blaming Sox for your porn downloads?

  180. is it grilled or fried?

    I guess it would be grilled? They make the spaghetti and then stir fry it with a delicious sauce and shrimps.

    It’s even better if you dump a gallon of this on it.

    http://tinyurl.com/n9xm7w

    sohos, do you like spicy food?

  181. YES! I like my food to make me sweat!

  182. Yeah. It sucks. For young people like us, he was the shit

    Who?

    All seriousness aside, he did some awesome films. Since I am a bachelor tonight I am going to watch them all and drink vodka!

  183. Sohos – You would like my chipolte venison chili!

  184. our old neighbors in Houston just came and picked up Nina to stay with them until Wed. so I am kid free again for awhile.

  185. Oh that sounds yummy…post the recipe

  186. YES! I like my food to make me sweat!

    Reason # 892,094 why I dig your chili.

    Do you have a Trader Joe’s around you?

  187. I don’t. Xbrad had to tell me what one was awhile back.

  188. Yes, it was

    No shit!!!! How did I not know that?

    I cry like a sob sister when they walk up the sidewalk to Steve Martin’s house. I love that movie.

  189. Sohos – I’ll email it to you.

  190. I don’t. Xbrad had to tell me what one was awhile back.

    Arg! That sucks. They have a Kung Pao Chicken that is only 400 calories. You doctor it up with some peanuts, sesame seeds, bean sprouts and some of that Sriracha hot sauce and it is a delicious mofo.

  191. MCPO, what are you wearing right now?

  192. Thanks MCPO

    Rosie that sounds so damn good. I am having steak and spinach tonight

  193. Rosetta – I already told you – a blue Brooks Bros polo and khaki shorts from Orvis.

  194. GOOD DOG!

    http://tinyurl.com/mx28kp

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Pup is on a roll today.

    Also, that dog is a fucking RACIST!!!! and probably a NAZI!!!!!!

  195. Oh kay. I get here, and the header is Bill Clinton.

    And I realize I miss him.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  196. Rosie that sounds so damn good. I am having steak and spinach tonight

    When you come over for our first date, I will make that and pretend like I made it from scratch to impress you.

  197. but now I know the secret…

  198. You’ll forget by then. He’s counting on it.

  199. Dave are you still here? I am thinking about having a glass of red wine with dinner tonight. I am at the time in the diet that allows it but what is your opinion?

  200. Sonja – send an email to my Gmail account, woodja? Your address has disappeared!!?!

  201. Oh kay. I get here, and the header is Bill Clinton.

    And I realize I miss him.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Doesn’t the Clinton era seem quaint now that we have Karl Marx with a fucking attitude?

    Also, I made your crock pot chicken curry for dinner tonight. You failed to tell me that when I chop the fucking chicken, I’ll nearly slice the tip of my finger off with the knife.

    Asshole.

  202. O.K. Kyle

  203. Doesn’t the Clinton era seem quaint now that we have Karl Marx with a fucking attitude?

    Yes.

    Also, I made your crock pot chicken curry for dinner tonight. You failed to tell me that when I chop the fucking chicken, I’ll nearly slice the tip of my finger off with the knife.>

    All part of the plan, Rosie.

    Also, I think the recipe could benefit from replacing one of the cans of coconut milk with a pint of heavy cream and the addition of a tablespoon or two of lemon juice. It lacked a certain unctuousness and tang.

  204. Italic fail!

  205. Oops!

  206. hahahahahaha

  207. Also, I think the recipe could benefit from replacing one of the cans of coconut milk with a pint of heavy cream and the addition of a tablespoon or two of lemon juice. It lacked a certain unctuousness and tang.

    I’ve had a couple of bites while it’s cooking. It’s kick ass but I think next time I will up the spice amounts by 50%. It needs a tad more depth.

    Not unlike your HTML skillz.

  208. SoHoS – Recipe sent!

  209. That recipe is also easy as a motherfucker. MCPO could even make it.

  210. Thanks so much!!!!!

  211. Rosetta tries to help MCPO & SoHoS:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD_nkqY6rSk

  212. Now that we have the left’s attention, I thought it good to chum the water a bit.

  213. Rosetta, you a big hugger?
    http://tinyurl.com/mmh73m/

  214. It would have been fun to be friends with Marty Feldman and hang out with him at parties I think.

  215. The movie for tonight is Echelon Conspiracy…has anyone seen it?

  216. Finding Nemo is on. What ever happened to Sunday Night Disney?

  217. Rosetta, you a big hugger?

    http://tinyurl.com/mmh73m/

    Get away from my moobs, Chester.

  218. The movie for tonight is Echelon Conspiracy…has anyone seen it?

    What kind of porn is that?

  219. It would have been fun to be friends with Marty Feldman and hang out with him at parties I think.

    You like hanging out with rotting corpses?! Duuuude! I so want to party with you!

  220. Echelon Conspiracy

    If this is about the software, I can only say that I’m sad I didn’t get to work on it.

    The movie would probably piss me off.

  221. It would have been fun to be friends with Marty Feldman and hang out with him at parties I think.

    I said it WOULD have been fun.

    HAVE A VOLUNTEER COME TO THE NURSING HOME AND READ TO YOU FAIL!!!1!!

  222. Rosie you popped this Chester into my head, This little bastard screams so much.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbMZY3NkZok

  223. Rosetta – Don’t start with me! I’ve got a walker and I’m not afraid to use it!

  224. Linkin Park rulez.

    Hey Shim, what fun booze are you enjoying this evening?

  225. I’ve been to Lincoln Park. It ain’t that great.

  226. >> I am at the time in the diet that allows it but what is your opinion?

    Yes sweetie, it’s cool. Have a glass.

  227. Linkin Park is for dorks who eat noodles off of a knife.

  228. SoHos because you like food that makes you sweat, I proudly pull up this oldie but goodie:

    INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER

    Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
    “Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges and (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.

    Here are the scorecards from the event:
    Chili # 1: Mike’s Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
    JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
    JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
    FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

    Chili # 2: Arthur’s Afterburner Chili
    JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
    JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
    FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I’m not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

    Chili # 3: Fred’s Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
    JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
    JUDGE TWO: A bean-less chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
    FRANK: Call the EPA, I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting shit-faced from all the beer.

    Chili # 4: Bubba’s Black Magic
    JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
    JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
    FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burn-out taste buds? Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that ugly bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I’m eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?

    Chili # 5: Linda’s Legal Lip Remover
    JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
    JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
    FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off? It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks!

    Chili # 6: Vera’s Very Vegetarian Variety
    JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
    JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
    FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally, she must be kinkier than I thought. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!

    Chili # 7: Susan’s Screaming Sensation Chili
    JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
    JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
    FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a damn thing. I’ve lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing, it’s too painful. Screw it, I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach.

    Chili # 8: Helen’s Mount Saint Chili
    JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
    JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he’d have reacted to a really hot chili?
    FRANK: ————–(editor’s note: Judge #3 was unable to report)

  229. Congrats Soho on the nine pounds. That is awesome. I got the book. I’m reading. Monday I start, but I’ve been really watching what I eat all week already. No wine since Wednesday. Tomorrow will be a test … family over.

    They drive me to drink.

  230. Clint wtf? I couldn’t find the comment box. -ONLY box I can’t find, fuckers-
    Rosie, was out tending my birds, I’m eating some watermelon soaked in Svedka and having a sweet tea and Arizona 50/50. A pretty nice vodka nite.

  231. Clint – write Wiser a check for $20 to pay for the bandwidth. I’ve been sent that thing at least 20 times in the last 4 years.

  232. South Beach QUESTION.

    Coming.

  233. Car/in 19 lbs with no special diet in 3 weeks. 206 down to 187. How bout some naked breasts?

  234. check your email, Shim!

    (quick, someone send me a pick of some fugly boobies …)

  235. Great. You guys have just talked me into cheating on my own diet.

    Last night was supposed to be my weekly alcohol treat — but we just uncorked a bottle of red. Cheers! … Fagz!

  236. wait…is everyone dieting here?

  237. That Frank guy is a pansy.

    Imma go see if I can pirate the South Beach book.

  238. wait…is everyone dieting here?

    NO.

    I’m just… eating better to make my belly smaller.

  239. Ok – should I do phase 1? I want to lose between 10 and 15 pounds. Then I’ll re-evaluate.

    The book says phase one is for someone with craving and a substantial amount of weight to lose.

    I don’t really have cravings, and “substantial” is a rather indefinite term.

  240. ‘Sup, fagz? I don’t know why, but this song and this blog go together…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwDRBZ3yhFc

  241. IT’S SOHOS FAULT.

  242. Cuffy – I’m drinking “diet” cranberry juice with my vodka!

  243. was that Rosie on the back of that hog, Sean?

  244. MCPO, how come your picture looks different? It’s fuzzy or something. Maybe it’s just my eyes tonight.

  245. So far my diet plan consists of not eating giant sandwiches and fries for lunch.

    Seems to be working, but at some point I prolly ought to exercise.

  246. All I know is that during my Hostage hiatus, MCPO’s Halsey avatar went from b/w to colored. {insert totally crude Obama joke here}

  247. Yea. That’s it.

  248. Naw, Cuffy, I think Rosie is “riding” this hog…

    http://tinyurl.com/lemlsj

  249. RACIST!

  250. Can’t get the “colored” one of Halsey to reduce correctly. Gravatar is hosed up for me.

  251. Sorry Carin I ran to the store. That is your call. If you don’t do phase one you can have a glass or two of wine a night. If you do phase one you could drop 10 lbs in 14 days AND it is designed to melt belly fat, and that, and my face is where I can see the loss.

  252. You’ll have to be more specific, leon. We’re all racists here.

  253. Sorry, thought I was fast enough, I was jumping Cuffy’s “colored” comment.

    Maybe this is why we have no trolls, I don’t give them a chance.

  254. SoHoS – I love your new profile pic on FaceChimp – You look so happy!

  255. The only non-racist here is Rosetta The Non-Racist.

  256. Side note to future Googlers: we’re kidding. NONE of us are really racists.

    Except Rosetta.

  257. Thanks MCPO I had a real good buzz working

  258. No, I’m actually a racist. I’m not saying which race, though.

  259. Hi yous all

  260. I just had my first sip of red wine! Yay me!!!!!

  261. Vmax – ‘Sup, brother??

  262. Thanks to everyone for clearing up the “dickweed” question!

  263. Mare – Way to stir the shit and run off!
    HAHAHAHA!

  264. Thats what I’m here for

  265. where did my roses go?

  266. Mare’s a dickweed for doing that.

  267. Ok, well, I’ll do phase one.

  268. I did the SB diet 5 years ago and dropped 11 in the first week on Phase 1 — it works, Carin.

  269. Mare – Way to stir the shit and run off!

    You forgot to shake your fists at the sky.

  270. What are you drinking this evening MCPO?
    I have a Vodka Tonic

  271. MAAARE!!!!

    *shakes fist at sky*

  272. “If I was Yoda” almost made me wet my pants.

  273. Vmax – Vodka and ice

  274. I didn’t mean to (stir the shit), I was just thinking about funny stuff people say that I really don’t even know what it means.

  275. “If I was Yoda” almost made me wet my pants.

    Everyone’s seen this, right?

  276. Cuffy you are also a man. I think 10-15lbs for the first two weeks is realistic. I lost 9 but I cant work out the way I would like b/c of the knee.

  277. Drudge:

    “A Greek woman set fire to a British man’s genitals at a club after he allegedly made sexual advances on her. … She has been charged with causing bodily injury and endangering private property.”

    I’d say.

  278. Yeah, guys lose it quicker for sure, sohos. I was just trying to keep Carin on the wagon before she skipped on to Phase 2.

    And thanks for the “Cuffy you’re also a man” quote. Chum in the water for these dickweeds…

  279. Cuffy – During my time in the Med. I’ve found British men to be the most drunken, surly ignorant tourists in the world. They are, once they leave their island, pigs.

  280. Genital mutilation is never funny.

  281. But yet, beating up the English is awesome.

  282. I’m torn. I don’t know how to feel.

  283. heheheh Leon

  284. They are, in their own vernacular, “boorish louts”.

  285. Cartman to Pip, the English kid: >”You don’t drink tea at a baseball game, you French piece of crap!”</a

  286. I think phase one is necessary for the right mind set but that is just me and I want to lose 30 more lbs.

  287. “Cartman to Pip, the English kid: >”You don’t drink tea at a baseball game, you French piece of crap!”</a"

    hahahahaha…..perfect

  288. I think most of my Phase 1 loss came from the no alcohol rule. That’s the first time since college that I’d gone 2 weeks w/o booze.

  289. Man, South Beach is a short book. This guy’s a genius.

    Sell diet in short book. Sell follow-on recipe and hint books, also separately, also at a price of $15 a piece.

    Brilliant.

  290. Condensed SB: no booze for 2 weeks, never eat “white” food (sugar, rice, bread, pasta, taters).

    Leon owes me $15.

  291. Leon – Don’t be embarrassed, Rosetta brought you a protein treat!!

    http://tiny.pl/hhltg

  292. I just watched the scene where they killed the copy machine in office space. That is what I am watching right now.

  293. Sohos, have you had any alcohol?

  294. Leon – Don’t be embarrassed, Rosetta brought you a protein treat!!

    Man, I need a shave.

  295. Nope. Tonight is my FIRST glass of red wine.

  296. As we reach the 300 comment mark, I have a video for a new thread for anyone with posting privileges… takers?

  297. I would cuffy but I am about to eat dinner

  298. Physical fitness is for suckers, right, Carl?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzKDdj0CxY

  299. I’m very proud of you. You could be an inspiration to lose for a whole blog.

  300. Thank you. It is hard work.

  301. No diet here, I’ve had fries 2 days in a row. Booze 4 out of 6 nights and 2 soda pops in a week. Just using an eliptical 1-2 hours a day. Mostly fluid weight lost, scale says I lost 4.6 lbs of fat and 2.8 % of fat. BMI is 26.8, need to get that to 22.5-23. Way to go Sewhos.

  302. Sure Cuffy Do you want a new post or just a update to this one?

  303. I was just kidding about the “suckers” thing, sohita. We’re all proud of you.

  304. I gave up full bore cokes once the treadmill told me it took 45 minutes to burn 150 calories, aka one can of pop. Coke Zero rules now.

  305. “You’re gonna get stabbed with a knife.”

    Yup, must be North Jersey.

  306. Cuffy, diet pop makes you fat. Know how I know?

    Skinny people don’t drink it.

  307. Totally unrelated to this thread, vmax. Though funny. And racial, but in a safe way. What’s your email?

  308. I gave up full bore cokes once the treadmill told me it took 45 minutes to burn 150 calories, aka one can of pop. Coke Zero rules now.

    I’ve found that Diet Dr. Pepper really DOES taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.

  309. rick 750 at yahoo dot com

  310. On its way, vmax. You have veto power if it sucks too bad. Thanks!

  311. Damn I log in and car in leon clint shim and a few others are in the bucket why did you not say anything?

  312. How anyone fails to see what a under-qualified, over arrogant POS this douchebag is absolutely amazes me!

    My dad luuurrrrves the f*cker. And my dad does not care for the people protesting the shit being forced on us. Says they are troublemakers. No doubt protesting Bush is okay, but not a union thug.

    Now can someone tell me what the little prick has to say in the first video because I really cannot listen to his lying ass without wanting to cut someone.

  313. Vmax, I was only there because I was commenting too fast. I got over it :)

  314. Cuffy’s post is up, unless I screwed it up

  315. Huh. Way late, but your advice helped, clint. I’m darcysport now, but that’s alright.
    That’s my Twitter name, too.

    Thanks for the help!

  316. Glad it helped, DS.


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