Take. The. Hint.

I know that some of you guys (and you know who I’m talking to) love Gavin, Geffen, Garfield, Gosford, Goldie, and Total, but…

I know, I know, I just CROSSED THE (CATHOLIC) LINE, but if I ever have kids, I’d like to think that they might also have access to some of our precious Mother Earth’s natural resources. And some corn, or wheat, or air, or In-N-Out Burgers or something. Teh breeding is troubling for our fragile planet, is all. I’m just saying what everyone was thinking, right?

Oh, and here’s a product that might help some other commenters here (and you also know who I’m talking to, esabluemay and ewfanbray):

Update: Any other Hostages been to ComiCon as of late? I’m betting “Yes.”

Lightning bolt!!! Lightning bolt!!!

Sean and XBrad sing to the ladies…

[update] video for mesa love pj

Sean and XBrad enjoy their nights together at H2

 

[IMPORTANT UPDATE: Rosetta]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Launch!

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SINGAPORE (June 26, 2008) A drone is launched from the amphibious dock landing ship USS Tortuga (LSD 46) for a scheduled missile exercise of the Singapore phase of Cooperation Afloat Readiness and Training (CARAT) 2008. The drone was shot down with a missile launched from the Republic of Singapore ship RSS Endeavour. CARAT is an annual series of bilateral maritime training exercises between the United States and six Southeast Asian nations designed to build relationships and enhance the operational readiness of the participating forces. U.S. Navy photo by Cmdr. James Ridgway (Released)

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Jewstin heartily agrees

That’s why you should always take Gay Bob with you!

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Careful, Sohos, he might just be faking it…

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Update: Edward Von Bear?

Fladge for Furciferous Faineants

May I suggest the Helen Thomas look-a-like contest instead.

 

I can haz superhuman leg strength?

 

Mom:  Timmy, it’s time to go to the dentist.

Timmy:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

I like Andrew WK a lot.  He’s hilarious and he’s now a motivational coach which cracks me up.

 

Growing up, MCPO spent a lot of time with his fish.

 

Want to hear a mashup of Andrew WK and the Beastie Boys?  Well listen to it anyway, asshole.

 

[IMPORTANT UPDATE]

It appears as though pajama momma in entering California politics.

The last video was stolen from the gangstas at Hot Air.

Overnight Crapola

It’s alright if you love me, it’s alright you don’t. . .

Chanson d’amour. . .

So went off to ask of the owl if he’s there, how to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear. .

Enjoy the evening. . .

Big Boob Friday™

Howdy.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday you cow-pokin’ goat-rapin’ pilgrim sumbitch.  That’s how the cowboys talk in Montana.  Or not.

Here’s me when I was five.

The following song was big my freshmen year in college (1987).  I still have the brain cell that remembers being shitfaced and dancing to this at a bar called By George, probably with some chick that I didn’t get to see naked.  There is a high probability that I puked my guts out.  Put the needle on the record.

Your model for today in making her third appearance on this esteemed POS blog.  She was, in fact, the very first Big Boob Friday model which is fitting as each of her mammories is larger than your giant fat head by a factor of 12.

They She was born July 19, 1970 in Ústí nad Labem, Czechoslovakia.  In college, they she studied chemical science, philosophy and sociology.  And probably spine physics.

Her measurements are 48-35-37 and she drinks her tea from a J cup.  She has two children who are both probably fat from being overfed and likely have stretchmarks on their faces.

Vmax will be happy to know that she is an avid biker and owns a Harley as well as an Intruder.  If, when you hear “intruder”, you think THIS instead of THIS, you’re not alone.

Please say “OMG!!! WTF!!!” to your model for today, Friday, July 24th, 2009, Milena Velba.  YAY!!

I would like to swab her deck.  Know what I’m sayin’?

Here’s some crap that happened on this day…

*  in 1783, Simon Bolivar who freed six Latin American republics from Spanish rule was born.

*  in 1824, a Harrisburg Pennsylvanian newspaper published results of the first public opinion poll showing a clear lead for Andrew Jackson.  I hope whoever had that idea is burning in hell right now.

*  in 1847, Brigham Young and his underwear Mormon followers arrived in Salt Lake City, Utah.  Coincidentally, in New York City on the very same day, the rotary-type printing press was patented by Richard March Hoe.  On a related note, you should rent THIS movie.  Seriously.

*  in 1898, Amelia Earhart was born.

*  in 1920, Democrat Congresswoman Bella Abzug was born.  She was the first female Joo in Congress.  I can’t decide if Bella Abzug is a great name or a terrible name.

 

*  in 1936, Ruth Buzzi was born in Westerly, Rhode Island.

*  in 1947, actor Robert Hays was born.

*  in 1949, hilarious actor and ninja-lover Michael Richards was born in Los Angeles.  Kramer is my favorite TV character of all time so I was bummed when he flipped his lid and went off on the brothers.  However that incident has not hindered my ability to enjoy Seinfeld and Kramer is still my favorite character of all time which probably makes me a RACIST!!!!

* in 1950, NASA launched the eighth Bumper V-2 rocket.  It was the first launch from Cape Canaveral.  Good job Romy and Mrs Peel.

*  in 1951, Lynda Carter was born in Phoenix.  I used to want to give her my “giant lasso of truth” because of THIS.  Now I want to give her the “giant lasso of shut the fuck up” because of THIS.

*  in 1965, Bob Dylan released “Like a Rolling Stone“.  I kinda like a couple of his songs but I don’t have spontaneous orgasms about him like some people.  He’s on a short list of musical icons along with Bruce Springsteen and Neil Young who I think kinda suck the donkey. 

*  in 1972,  Bobby Ramirez, drummer for “White Trash”, was killed at the age of 23 in bar brawl.  Man, sure didn’t see that one coming.

*  in 1972, Jigme Singye Wangchuk becomes king of Bhutan at 16.  I may change my name to Jigme Wangchuk.

*  in 1978, the movie “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” premiered in New York.  I have seen that cheese-fest no less than 25 times as it’s one of the best movies ever.  If you disagree you’re worse than Keith Olbermann.

*  in 1980, Peter Sellers died at the age of 54.  When I was a little girl, I was a big fan of his Pink Panther movies.

I’m not doing crap this weekend which means cocktails, cooking, movies and making fun of you.  That’s a pretty kickass weekend actually.

Whatever you have planned, try not to fuck it up.

Cheers, cool kids.

The Director’s Cut

Imagine the team-up what could have been before one director became a monster and another director married one:

I always thought Luke whined too much…

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(Thanks to Veeshir, who’s now co-blogging at dpud.)

Crap Poat for a Thursday Evening

I still love you. . .

Well, my pad is very messy and there’s whiskers on my chin. . .

Well hello Mr. Soul. . .