Big Boob Friday™

Sup jagz.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Those pants make you look fat. 

Some songs, like THIS and THIS have a timeless quality to them.  They don’t really seem to be from any particular era and they don’t grow old.  This is one such song.  And you know how some songs evoke certain imagery?  When I hear this song, I imagine four or five of us in some basement bar in New York City late one fall night having cocktails and chasing Indians.

We here at the research department rarely take requests or suggestions for the obvious reason that most of you are idiots.  However, today we are making a rare exception.  I won’t tell you who made this suggestion but HERE is a hint.

Your model for today was born in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico on September 2, 1966 which makes her a cougerish 42.   Meow.  She decided to become an actress after seeing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the best movie ever made, when she was a little girl.

The first time I can remember seeing her was in “Desperado” in which she is smoking hot on fire like the blazing heat of a trillion white-hot suns.  She also appeared in the underrated “From Dusk til Dawn” as a blood-sucking, devil-spawned stripper.

She’s a spinnerish 5’2″ and 115 lbs and is in possession of a near-perfect 36C-25-37 hourglass.  For you sickos out there, she wears a size 7 shoe.  Pervert!

Please give a warm round of applause and an “¡AY, CARAMBA!” for your model for today, Friday, July 31, 2009, Salma Hayek!! YAY!!! 

Good job, Rascal.

Here’s some crap that happended on this day.

*  in 1498, Christopher Columbus discovered the island of Trinidad.

*  in 1790, the first US patent was granted to Samuel Hopkins for a potash process.

*  in 1875, Andrew “Huge” Johnson, our 17th President, died in Tennessee at the age of 66.

*  in 1900, pollster Elmo Roper was born.  Don’t you remember the Roper poll?

*  in 1912, brilliant economist Milton Friedman was born.  I doubt that Obama has ever heard of the man.  Oh look!  Government improving health care!

*  in 1934, the St. Louis Cardinals beat the Cincinnati Reds 8-6 in 18 innings.  Both starting pitchers, Dizzy Dean and Tony Freitos, go the distance.  That’s back when ballplayers were men.

*  in 1935, actor Geoffrey Lewis was born.  You may remember him from THIS but he’s also in THIS.

in 1938, the New York Yankees suspended Jake Powell after he said on Chicago radio that he’d “hit every colored person in Chicago over the head with a club”.  WTF?  Hahahaha!  RACIST!!!!

in 1943, conservative sage Bill Bennett was born.  There are a few politicians that, were I to find myself on the opposite side of the political spectrum, would make me wonder if I was on the wrong side.  Dick Cheney is one of those people and so is Bill Bennett.

*  in 1951, Australian tennis player Evonne Goolagong was born.  One of you should legally change your name to Goolagong.  That would be fun.

*  in 1963, Norman Cook a.k.a. Fatboy Slim was born.  He’s put out some excellent tunes and I recommend him highly for good time party music.

I was supposed to be out of town this weekend but thanks to the manbirdpig flu, I got a pass and do not have to travel to the in-laws.  FAKE ILLNESS TO GET OUT OF TRIP TO IN-LAWS WIN!!!1!

So I am a bachelor all weekend.  That means non-stop party at my place.  I’ll be running to the store later to pick up party supplies including: 21 cases of beer chilled to 42°, 4 cartons of smokes, a 5-gallon can of diesel, 3 pole axes, 2 shovels, 9 hoes, a new pair of tube socks, a gross of bottle rockets, a trampoline, 3 cases of vodka, a shitload of limes, 100 bags of ice, 2 Tazers, a new copy of “Shaving Ryan’s Privates, a candelabra, life-size statue of Milena Velba made of butter, 3 Vietnamese spin-fuck chairs, a white polyester suit, a pack of Big Red gum, cottonballs, 55-gallon drum of aloe, 5 pounds of frozen M&M peanuts, a copy of “All My Friends Are Dead” by Freddie Gage, 3 latex ottoman covers, a howler monkey (sedated), 9 strippers named Amber, 2 trapeze, pair of size 14 high heels, high-def video camera with motion sensor, 10,000 red balloons, copy of “Mature Juggs”, $50,000 in cash, a hot tub filled with vaseline and 100 cinnamon rolls from Cinnabon.

It’s going to be an awesome weekend.  Be here by 5pm because after that I’m locking the doors.  Cheers!

Hey Salma, look!  Somebody pantsed wiserbud and then pushed him directly in the path of an oncoming train!

483 Comments

  1. ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES!!!!!

  2. ¡AY. caramba.

    she kinda cute, ain’t she?

  3. They’re real, and they’re fantastic.

  4. Don’t forget the live octopi for the game of tenticle pron twister that you, wiser, and wiserbud like to play and xbrad likes to watch.

  5. Those are Cs? Wow, very nice Cs.

    Excellent choice, man-lesbian. Other then the unibrow, Selma is about the hottest thing to grace a movie screen in decades.

  6. By the way, too bad I didn’t know you were gonna be alone this weekend. My wife and kids are heading to the in-laws tomorrow morning, leaving me all alone for Saturday night.

    Ya know, if I wasn’t afraid of catching your AIDS, I might have hopped a flight out to see ya.

    Oh well, next time.

  7. I’m showing up at rosetta’s for the cinnamon rolls.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  8. Salem Hayek is so hot, I would like the lick the beer suds off her moustache.

  9. All that freakin’ stuff, and NOT ONE LEAF OF CATNIP? Freakin hater…..

  10. Selma even made this seem hot.

    http://tinyurl.com/hnrov

  11. Hey Salma, look! Somebody pantsed wiserbud and then pushed him directly in the path of an oncoming train!

    Hey! Blabbermouth! Ya gotta’ spew everything ya know? It was NOT Ms. LauraW, it was ….er…uh…..Dave in Texas…., yeah…thats it, Dave…In Texas!

    OOooHHhh, er, wait……

  12. By the way, too bad I didn’t know you were gonna be alone this weekend. My wife and kids are heading to the in-laws tomorrow morning, leaving me all alone for Saturday night.

    Ya know, if I wasn’t afraid of catching your AIDS, I might have hopped a flight out to see ya.

    I didn’t know I was getting furloughed until a day or two ago.

    What do you say we get shitfaced on Saturday night and burn this motherfucker to the ground?

  13. Rosetta, I sincerely hope you are feeling better. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a Whiney Man-Lesbian with a fresh Brazililian Bikini-Wax, and a Fresh Coat of Paint on teh Piggy-Toes…..

  14. Shut up, Sox.

    http://tinyurl.com/ldfed9

  15. Excellent BBF post, Manlesbo. Highly entertaining and funny. So, um, wtf? To say you exceeded my expectations would be like wiserspud asking for THIS and receiving THIS.

    It’s awfully nice of his sister to hold that for him.

  16. Rosetta, I sincerely hope you are feeling better. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a Whiney Man-Lesbian with a fresh Brazililian Bikini-Wax, and a Fresh Coat of Paint on teh Piggy-Toes…..

    Thanks pussy. I am currently operating at 85% of capacity so I am almost back to full strength.

  17. What do you say we get s**tfaced on Saturday night and burn this motherf**ker to the ground?

    *** Orders Cat-sized Fire-Suit from Amazon.com ***

    *** Pre-Emptively Hides Behind “Safe-Couch” ***

  18. * in 1498, Christopher Columbus discovered the island of Trinidad.

    WHAT ABOUT TOBAGO?!?!?

    RACIST!!!

  19. From L to R: Rosetta, compos

    http://tinyurl.com/c9hycz

  20. Thanks pussy. I am currently operating at 85% of capacity so I am almost back to full strength.

    *** Pulls out Slide Rule from ComposMenace’s Desk, Four Calculators, Sextant, Oster Blender, and 43 of Geoff”s Charts ***

    *** Pulls Curtain so Ms Romy cannot critique analytical methodology ***

    Conclusion: We will still be 1400% ahead of IB.

  21. how cute that the cat takes the cuss words out when quoting

    who’s a good kitty huh? yes you are, meow, you’re a good kitty

    *scratches under kitty’s chin
    *rubs kitty’s back and laughs when kitty sticks butt in air

  22. Sox (center)

    http://tiny.pl/hh59m

  23. Hey, PJ! Your friend with the hat at at the fountain was hilarious – and slightly disturbing. It looked like he was giving himself an enema.

  24. PJM – Get your fine ass in gear! You have 14 kids to move to Alpine!!!

  25. *rubs kitty’s back and laughs when kitty sticks butt in air

    *** Turns Bright Red ***

    Sorry! Betrayed by my DNA.

  26. Ya’all seen my shirt?

    http://tiny.pl/hh59g

  27. WHAT ABOUT TOBAGO?!?!?

    %$^&##@% Tobago. That is all.

  28. I’m taking my GF and her kids to my dad’s cabin this weekend. It’s in Port Austin, MI, which is at the very tip of Michigan’s thumb. Like another 150 yards from his cabin/house north, and you’re in Lake Huron. Should be fun if no one dies (meaning her youngest kid, The Jerk).

  29. Ya’all seen my shirt?

    …and its Y’ALL. freakin’ geriatric hick….

  30. freakin’ geriatric hick….

    DON’T TEST ME, BOY!

  31. Hey MCPO, what’s your new avatar?

    Do you have a link to a bigger pic?

  32. DON’T TEST ME, BOY!

    Cheif, IRL, I’m a double-dipped Coon-Ass. I am quite sure my family and extended if FAR more screwed up than yours…

  33. Enhance your sex life, or just GTFU:

    http://tinyurl.com/mqrwgb

  34. Lets try this again…

    DON’T TEST ME, BOY!

    Cheif, IRL, I’m a double-dipped Coon-Ass. I am quite sure my family and extended family is FAR more screwed up than yours…

    Sorry, don’t know what happened here…

  35. Ya’all

    Yankee

  36. Enhance your sex life, or just go to the store:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdWDJWFoKCE

  37. I have a suggestion for a BBF where do we submit suggestions?

  38. I have a suggestion for a BBF where do we submit suggestions?

    You know where, soohoo

  39. Rosetta, you’re a star:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpL3mQttu44&feature=player_embedded

  40. Enhance your sex life, or just go to the store:

    People got some weird hobbies.

  41. I sent it to you Riccola I am interested to know your opinion

  42. Comment by sohos on July 31, 2009 12:25 pm
    Ya’all

    Yankee

    *** Puts Pointy Hat on, Hops atop Wooden Stool, faces corner ***

    Didn’t think of the painfully obvious slam….

  43. Holy CRAP, Rosetta chose an actual human female for BBF!!

    A lovely woman who exhibits no sign that she possesses alien sponge-pumpkin DNA.

    Cheers Rosie!

  44. Hey, PJ! Your friend with the hat at at the fountain was hilarious – and slightly disturbing

    Yeah, the guy was prolly in his mid-30’s, hadn’t shaved for a couple days and just loving life. hahahahaha

    it was a hoot

  45. You know where, soohoo

    Well, the other day, Americano said it was starting to make him sore……

  46. don’t applaud him till you know the facts lauraw. he couldn’t find a beautiful woman like this on his own. She was a referral

  47. yeah she is a real woman with real curves…gotta love it

  48. Congressional Republicans pushing to get the charges re-filed against the Black Panthers?

    http://tinyurl.com/l8os9r

  49. What do you say we get shitfaced on Saturday night and burn this motherfucker to the ground?

    OoooOOoooOOooo….. that could be fun….

    We haven’t had any real drama here in a while…..

  50. HAHAHAHAHA!!! I’ve never been this drunk in my life.

    http://tinyurl.com/m7l34s

  51. I sent it to you Riccola I am interested to know your opinion

    sohos please!!! we agreed that we would not share photos of our time together!

  52. A lovely woman who exhibits no sign that she possesses alien sponge-pumpkin DNA.

    Cheers Rosie!

    Wow. A thumbs up from Ms LauraW on BBF.

    *** Pulls up WeatherUnderground ***

    *** Watches Thunderheads form over St Louis ***

  53. Rosie, did you see eddie’s link the other day?

    http://www.courant.com/business/hc-sindlandcomplaint0709.artjul09,0,2561951.story

    I think you have another CT fan.

  54. PJM – Get your fine ass in gear! You have 14 kids to move to Alpine!!!

    I’m going to get a license plate rounder that says, “Make Mine, Alpine”

  55. Who do I pick on with this monstrosity?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsTTePBBys

  56. we agreed that we would not share photos of our time together!

    I think you misunderstand what the Boobs are supposed to be in BBF. We’re not looking for pictures of boobs, as in mental midgets, PJM, but boobs as in breasts.

  57. PJM I blacked your face out….RACTIST!

  58. Morning. Where the hell’s the coffee?

  59. RACTIST????

  60. Rosie, did you see eddie’s link the other day?

    http://www.courant.com/business/hc-sindlandcomplaint0709.artjul09,0,2561951.story

    I think you have another CT fan.

    What the fuck?

    *files world’s biggest lawsuit*

  61. I’m a mental GIANT!!!!!!

  62. xbrad it is almost NOON

  63. PJM?

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a88_1249007894

  64. I’ve been up a little while, Sohita. It just took me a few moments to remember how to type.

  65. Who do I pick on with this monstrosity?

    That guy shouldn’t be allowed near kids.

    INAPPROPRIATE HUGGING!!!! INAPPROPRIATE HUGGING!!!!

  66. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090731/od_afp/russiapoliticsanimaloffbeatputin_20090731112622 Nice to see Rosie isn’t the only one who loves to play with whales

  67. For you Texicans and Coon-Asses – In South Georgia and North Florida, it’s “All Ya’all”. And anyone who hails from north of Savannah is considered a Yankee.

    I’ve eaten more gator, kissed more girls in a truck, caught more bass, eaten more boiled peanuts, shot more boar, driven on more beaches and drank more PBR than just about anybody here so, kiss my wrinkly old ass!

  68. I’m a mental GIANT BURRITO HEAD!!!!!!

    There you go.

  69. ok c3po

  70. Have any of you monkey humpers seen this movie?

    http://tinyurl.com/6x33jf

  71. HAHAHAHAHAHA……A shopping list, one of my favorite things!

    a howler monkey (sedated) and size 14 high heels….hahahahahaha

  72. INAPPROPRIATE HUGGING!!!! INAPPROPRIATE HUGGING!!!!

    Great tractor, Michael!

  73. drank more PBR than just about here so, kiss my wrinkly old ass!

    Sucks that you had such a brilliant screed, but then senility kicked in and you left out a word and it ruined the whole thing.

  74. That looks like a pretty good movie, Rosetta.

  75. PJM – read it again. I can’t believe you would edit my comment like that! You are just like Michael Moore!!!!

  76. hahahahahahaha, quick work my friend

  77. That looks like a pretty good movie, Rosetta.

    I agree, plus it’s a Tarantino which is usually an automatic purchase but I never even knew this was in theaters.

    I’ve heard nothing about it.

    Maybe someone here’s seen it and can provide a review.

  78. My wife and daughter are leaving town Sunday and will be gone for 10 days, so I’m in the same boat. I think there may be a Hostages’ Families Support Group thingee going on somewhere about which we know nothing???

  79. PJM?

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a88_1249007894

    yannow, the kid didn’t look like he was in pain………but he seemed a little old to be on a leash. I can understand having a two year old on a leash when you’re at Disneyland and it’s REALLY crowded and you have 3 other kids with you, but a kid on a leash at a store?

    Your kid is then obviously out of control, or you’re a really freaking lazy parent or both.

  80. No to seeing Hell Ride, Rosie, but I want to. I’m thinkin’ Academy Award there, don’t you?

    Gotta eat lunch and head out. Have fun all you giggle bunnies.

  81. Well, it gets 11% at Rotten Tomatoes.

  82. Rosie- Here’s the full size of my avatar: http://tiny.pl/hh596

  83. but a kid on a leash at a store?

    I’m not really sure that dragging a kid around by a leash is child abuse, either. If he’s blue and his tongue his hanging out of his mouth, sure. But if he’s just uncomfortable, and it’s because the little bastard is being uncooperative? That’s his choice.

  84. For you Texicans and Coon-Asses – In South Georgia and North Florida, it’s “All Ya’all”. And anyone who hails from north of Savannah is considered a Yankee.

    I’ve eaten more gator, kissed more girls in a truck, caught more bass, eaten more boiled peanuts, shot more boar, driven on more beaches and drank more PBR than just about anybody here so, kiss my wrinkly old ass!

    *** Whistling, Looking Around the room ***

    Its his tall tale, and he can tell it any way he wants to. Who lives above 36-30? Yep, thought so.

  85. PJ – I concur. The kid was just allowing himself to be dragged along. Wanna bet he had just pulled a major tantrum??

  86. Sox – Stationed in Jacksonville,Fl from 1977 until 1990.

    http://tiny.pl/hh59b

  87. Wanna bet he had just pulled a major tantrum??

    Absofuckinglutely he did.

  88. Best scenes of “Twilight” with RiffTrax:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpT8l94CKcs

  89. Cheif, STATIONED, and lives by choice ani’t the came thing. ////

    I do appreciate your Service to the Country though!

  90. Sox – Ok, last word. . .

    I COULD HAVE REQUESTED ORDERS OUT OF THERE AT ANYTIME AND I GO BACK EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

    Got that or should I retransmit another dozen fucking times?

  91. Got that or should I retransmit another dozen fucking times?

    Yankee….

  92. MCPO, face it. You’re a Yankee. Hell, they never forgave Dad for being born in Michigan, even though he moved to Georgia when he was 1.

  93. Southern by birth and Texan by the grace of God

    suck THAT bitches

  94. I’m going to the chiro, to the massage therapist, and then, maybe, to the cottage/cabin/house by the lake. If I’m not back later, have a good, safe weekend, ya’ll.

  95. have fun Jazz I am jealous

  96. COOOOLLLLL! Is this a competition?

    I’ve always wanted to know which one of you was the worstest, cousin-pokin’ est hayseed of them all.

  97. oh that would be me hands down

  98. COOOOLLLLL! Is this a competition?

    I’ve always wanted to know which one of you was the worstest, cousin-pokin’ est hayseed of them all.

    *** All Blog Eyes Turn to Wiserbud ***

    Non-defective Rednecks can rebuild a carburetor.

  99. And Ms LauraW, you say that like its a BAAADDD THANG.

  100. Nevah darling!

    Some of my best friends are incorrigible rednecks, and if you knew anything about ginnies and ‘chops, you’d know they have a natural streak of it in their character as well.

  101. I will say though that I do think Texas should be cut up into three or four smaller states.

  102. Non-defective Rednecks can rebuild a carburetor.

    I pure hate you with a hate as hot as the sun.

  103. OMG! this freaky huge storm just rolled in. Cold wind, thunder, lightening, and black skies. I just had to put the jeep in the garage. SCARY

  104. Am an incorrigible redneck.

    You couldn’t corridge me with a cattle prod and a bullwhip.

    Go ahead, try. I dares ya.

  105. Things are just bigger in Texas there is no way we would cut ourselves up.

  106. I will say though that I do think Texas should be cut up into three or four smaller states.

    I always thought Texas was just a slightly cleaner version of Mexico, without the sense of style.

  107. I corridge thee, I corridge thee, I corridge thee……

    Hmm. Whaddya know, he’s right.

  108. actually, if they cut Texas up into 4 separate states, that would likely change control of Congress in the right direction.

    As well as eliminate that whole annoying “Texas is Bigger!” thing. Umm, like the rest of us can’t look at a map and see that ourselves? Y’all honestly think you need to publicize that blatantly obvious fact over and over and over for us?

  109. What the fuck do you know yankee?

  110. outa here, gang. catch up with y’all later tonight.

  111. Only for the mathmatically challenged that can’t read the scale thingy.

    I still remember a guy in DC wanting me to drive a contract revision from Greenville Texas (northeast of Dallas) to Ft. Bliss in El Paso by that afternoon. I told him I could get to his office 5 hours sooner.

  112. Heh heh heh

  113. “Ya’all seen my shirt?”

    Odds are that Jewstin didn’t take it.

    Sohos? They could cut Austin out of the middle and we would be a donut state. With sprinkles.

  114. Quit trying to kill this thread with gay talk about Texas.

    *punches everyone in the junk*

  115. Odds are that Jewstin didn’t take it.

    Hahahaha.

    *puts ice cube down PattyAnn’s shirt*

    *runs away*

  116. how bout a non sequitor:

    Just past 9AM on December 13, 2014, it will be 9:10:11 12/13/14.

    Something to look forward to if we all survive past 2012. Cheers.

    *picks up ice cube on floor, eats it.

  117. “*picks up ice cube on floor, eats it.”

    Rich, spit that out! You don’t know where it’s been!
    Well, someone had to say it…

  118. I just saw where Michelle Malkin’s going to be on The View, Wednesday, August 3rd.
    Anyone else want to pre-order some popcorn?

  119. I’ll put a fiver on Mighty Mite.

  120. Important Decision:

    I should:

    (A) Continue working for another few hours like a good boy.

    (B) Now that Mrs Rosetta is gone, make pitcher of caipirinhas, crank Van Halen, go sit on deck, drink and smoke and make fun of everyone on the webtubes.

    (C) Go to the Pizza Hut.

    (D) Go to the Taco Bell.

    (E) Go to the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

    (F) Thank the Muslim community for their contributions to Big Boob Friday.

    (G) Change name to TittyFace Jenkins Bella Abzug Batman bin Supaman Goolagong Pole.

  121. Rosetta are you familiar with the concept FiAF?

  122. B and G, silly goose.

  123. *picks up ice cube on floor, eats it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good one, Stupid.

  124. How often do you get the chance to have teh house all to yourself? I vote B and G.

  125. Rich, what is your opinion of the following:

    http://tinyurl.com/nafh5s

  126. Hey Rosetta, your date is waiting for you. Seems happy to see you, too.

    http://tinyurl.com/lzb2lc

  127. My opinion is that my corporate overlords are total douches for blocking youtube at work.

    And you’re sloppier than a $2 whore after a root canal.

  128. Salma Hayak and I share the same birthday.

    I know that’s going to impress her. Lucky me!

  129. It’s ofecal. I have that GD song stuck in my head.

    DAMN YOU ROSETTAAAAAAA!!!!!1111

  130. Hey Rosetta, your date is waiting for you. Seems happy to see you, too.

    MOM!!!! COMPOS IS A GERBIL FLUFFER!!!!!

  131. Rosetta did you get a gmail from me? My outgoing mail is all fucked up and it won’t say if it was sent or not.

  132. It’s like fuckin’ Panama outside.

    It just rained and you could steam a bushel of broccoli on the pavement.

    Disgusting.

  133. DAMN YOU ROSETTAAAAAAA!!!!!1111

    HAHAHA!!!!!! That song is a motherfucker. I woke up this morning and the first thing that ran through my mind was, I’m at the Pizza Hut…I’m at the Taco Bell…I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

    IT WON’T GO AWAY!!!!

  134. It’s like fuckin’ Panama outside.

    David Lee Roth is flying through the air on a trapeeze?

  135. Rosetta did you get a gmail from me? My outgoing mail is all fucked up and it won’t say if it was sent or not.

    I’ll check when I get back from the store, Shimmy. I need supplies.

    Which is what the Asian girl yelled when she jumped out of the cake.

    http://tinyurl.com/yrmptw

    RACIST!!!!

    BBL

  136. Hubby just walked into the store and I was telling him about this earworm (thanks dickweed!), and as soon as I started singing “I’m at the-” he said, “Oh, that one, yeah.”

  137. MOM!!!! COMPOS IS A GERBIL FLUFFER!!!!!

    hahahahaha! Well played, madame.

  138. Next time you are on a plane, turn on your laptop and pull up this link — http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

  139. Rain’s gone, sun’s out, bout 96 right now with same humid.

    You gotta reaaaally want a smoke to face that shit.

  140. Next time you are on a plane, turn on your laptop and pull up this link — http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit that would not end well.

  141. this storm is fucking up the program. My wireless isnt working right.

  142. power just went out

  143. Sohos, you don’t here “noises” coming from upstairs, do you?

    GET OUT!!!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!

  144. Next time you are on a plane, turn on your laptop and pull up this link

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Hello, Federal Prison!

  145. Hey Sohos…going belt shopping?

    http://tinyurl.com/34ndss

  146. Wiserbuddy, I’m headed N on Mon the 10th. You going to be around? If so after work drinks are on me.

  147. nap time for me see yall later

  148. nice dreams, Sohos

  149. Sweaty dreams, gimpy.

  150. A Very Wiserbud Christmas, 1975

    http://tinyurl.com/lwnkaf

  151. L to R – Compos

    http://tinyurl.com/lura4l

  152. A Very Wiserbud Christmas, 1975

    hahaha! You know, you put a little green makeup on that kid and he’d look just like the Grinch when he was a kid.

    http://tinyurl.com/lx3a6d

  153. DON’T EAT FROZEN PEANUT M&Ms!

    And Bill Bennet is awesome.

  154. Would you say that all three subjects of this photo have the same expression?

    http://tinyurl.com/ps6nln

  155. Y’know if you put green on Compos he looks just like this
    http://tinyurl.com/llz8jj/

  156. “hahaha! You know, you put a little green makeup on that kid and he’d look just like the Grinch when he was a kid.”

    hahahaha…that’s true!

  157. No Pup, one of the three lacks humility.

  158. Hey Leon…whatcha looking for?

    http://tinyurl.com/muqgmy

  159. Wiserbuddy, I’m headed N on Mon the 10th. You going to be around? If so after work drinks are on me.

    I’m flying to Green Bay on the 10th, but I’m returning on the 11th. Would that night be good for ya?

  160. Pup, I though it was a mirror.

  161. Not bad, Rosie. She gets five out of five frozen Rosetta pants in the freezer.

  162. Rosetta tries to take Mare out for dinner.

    http://tinyurl.com/l7pmes

  163. That’s cool. i’ll have a day out of the vehicle and a night’s sleep at the relatives. probably a better choice. Get my email from Rosie , PattyAnn or PJ and I’ll mail you my cell #.

  164. Or take it from the dash

  165. Hubby just walked into the store and I was telling him about this earworm (thanks dickweed!), and as soon as I started singing “I’m at the-” he said, “Oh, that one, yeah.”

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES!!

  166. Anybody think Rosie rubs himself raw to this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw

  167. That’s cool. i’ll have a day out of the vehicle and a night’s sleep at the relatives. probably a better choice. Get my email from Rosie , PattyAnn or PJ and I’ll mail you my cell #.

    Will do.

    Looking forward to meeting you.

  168. Well played, madame.

    Hahahaha!

    http://tinyurl.com/5ddo9d

  169. Yeah, all my friend[s] tell me I’m the coolest. hahahaha

  170. Ugh, Queen always makes me feel young and stupid.

    I hate feeling young and stupid.

  171. L to R – Compos

    http://tinyurl.com/lura4l

    HAHAHAHA! compos, you have exactly 1 week to send me your real high school senior photo or that’s going in the yearbook.

  172. Anybody think Rosie rubs himself raw to this?

    I think when Manlesbo thinks about this stomping his nuts with 5″ stilletoues, he beats his dick like it owes him money.

    http://tinyurl.com/2ptt6s

  173. HAHAHAHA! compos, you have exactly 1 week to send me your real high school senior photo or that’s going in the yearbook.

    L to R: Manlesbo, compos

    http://tinyurl.com/9bv5c4

  174. Hey compos, what do you want for your birthday?

    http://tinyurl.com/yputv6

  175. L to R

    Folly, Rosetta

  176. These bastids ROCK!!!! MAN this version is good.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tN6_1dJveM

  177. compos, five minutes after we meet.

    http://tinyurl.com/mxq39p

  178. Five minutes after leon and compos meet.

    http://tinyurl.com/nf99fe

  179. L to R

    Sox, XBrad

  180. Chairman Greenspan, please describe what you saw when you walked in on Rosetta in the shower.

    http://tinyurl.com/kwdzr7

  181. From L to R:

    pony’s ass, compos, leon

    http://tinyurl.com/3ccve4

  182. Chairman Greenspan, surely you jest, how many inches was it really?

    http://tinyurl.com/kpvlqq

  183. I’m off, don’t hurt yourselves.

  184. Practice makes perfect, Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/ment5o

  185. Pac-Man Bukkake XXII starring lauraw

    http://tinyurl.com/kp8oqe

  186. The reason his mom never could keep Rosetta’s mouth off the faucet.

    http://tinyurl.com/lu23tw

  187. Hey cucumber lady, what are you doing this weekend?

  188. Don’t fuck with me.

  189. Rough week, man?

    http://tinyurl.com/ng4ths

  190. Hey Rosie, had Mr. Beasn not invited his brother over tomorrow, I would have suggested a meetup.
    I’d provide respirators so you can’t spread your ebola.

  191. compos visit to the Gay Porn Hall of Fame was short lived.

    http://tinyurl.com/nuftnt

  192. Not a lot, Rosetta. Working a little later than usual tomorrow, then gardening, puttering, Sunday brunch w/ family etc.
    Need to repot some waterlilies but we’ll see how the weather cooperates.
    It has rained nearly every day for two months, so I might just decide to bring Hubby’s BB Gun up into a clock tower and become the lamest sniper in recorded history.

  193. Goin’ home now.

    Have a delightful evening, Hostages and Hostagettes.

  194. Hey Rosie, had Mr. Beasn not invited his brother over tomorrow, I would have suggested a meetup.

    I’d provide respirators so you can’t spread your ebola.

    Keep the perverted details of your swinger lifestyle to yourself, donut-head.

    My ebola may still be contagious which is why I’m trying to kill it with beer.

    Beasn?

    http://tinyurl.com/lqfqo5

  195. Not a lot, Rosetta. Working a little later than usual tomorrow, then gardening, puttering, Sunday brunch w/ family etc.
    Need to repot some waterlilies but we’ll see how the weather cooperates.
    It has rained nearly every day for two months, so I might just decide to bring Hubby’s BB Gun up into a clock tower and become the lamest sniper in recorded history.

    Have fun, Blondie. Don’t send any waterlillies to DiT.

  196. great nap. I love snoozing when it is pouring rain. It was like a cold cave in my room.

  197. Rosetta? awwwww!! DRINK!!
    http://tinyurl.com/no2d8f/

  198. Keep the perverted details of your swinger lifestyle to yourself, donut-head.

    My ebola may still be contagious which is why I’m trying to kill it with beer.

    Beasn?

    http://tinyurl.com/lqfqo5

    Keep dreaming perv.

    I do have to wear a bouffant while at work. Stalker.

  199. I’m wrapping things up as well, Rosetta. Have a great weekend.

    Watch out for xbrad, shim, and that guy from Texas when you’re sitting around the house naked.

  200. Later Cosmopentup!! you rotten person you!!

  201. Gigantimus storms coming up. Also a bunch of trucks with a backhoe, and dudes with hardhats out in the street in front of my house looking at a gigantic hole in the street.

    Guess I better make this flush count cause I’m only gettin one for a while.

  202. Why’s my mom always look so mad?
    http://tinyurl.com/l78mz9/

  203. I guess it’s Drive Time! Man I want to get drunk with Rosetta and I can’t. This sucks

  204. Have a great weekend, compos.

    http://tinyurl.com/nk7e7e

  205. Why’s my mom always look so mad?

    ‘Cuz she gave birth to you? Just a wild guess.

  206. I guess it’s Drive Time! Man I want to get drunk with Rosetta and I can’t. This sucks

    Hell yes you can! Zima has no carbs!

  207. The Democrats are scary

  208. I cant have alcohol yet…AND is that true about Zima? It is so sweet! ick

  209. Uh oh. Jewstin’s here.

    http://tinyurl.com/mmjmfh

  210. I cant have alcohol yet…AND is that true about Zima? It is so sweet! ick

    You can do shots of tequila. That’s on South Beach.

    And I made that up about Zima. I have no idea. That shit is gross though. Who drinks that crap?

    Oh hey, what’s up Jewstin?

  211. Zima’s like most light beers, 3.5 grams of carbs.

    But it does suck.

  212. Mix Zima in a one to one ratio with limeade. Then its drinkable.

  213. Hey SoylentBlonde, come over and let’s watch scary movies and get drunk and not break our legs.

    I’m buying!

  214. Zima green apple has 29.5 carbs. That made my mouth pucker.

    Zima is yucky. People here put grenadine in it. Gag!

  215. Heheh
    Made me laugh DiT

  216. packing now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  217. Hey!! Jewstin!! try this on
    http://tinyurl.com/ntw67k/

  218. Where have you been all day, BiW? In court stealing babies from the womb, bankrupting mom & pop and killing the elderly?

  219. anything that has MILLER’s name on it sucks

  220. I think I OD’d on Miller Chill last summer. I liked it cuz it matched my light green purse.

  221. Hey!! Jewstin!! try this on

    No thanks. I already own a shirt.

  222. I am drinking Martinis tonight, I may even put a olive in them

  223. It’s not Miller, it’s SAB.

    Taking Mrs. Dave in Texas out to dinner for our anniversary and to go to the bathroom. Laters!

  224. I have to go pick the girls up from the movies now. brb

  225. I am drinking Martinis tonight, I may even put a olive in them

    Vodka or gin? Did you look at a picture of dry vermouth?

  226. Will someone please tell me what a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair is?

  227. Rosie, you outdid yourself with your description of your upcoming weekend’s preparations. Well played!

  228. Romy, come over and I’ll show you.

  229. Romy, come over and I’ll show you.

    Don’t do it! It’s a trap!

  230. Jewstin… be quiet. Or I won’t loan you my Vietnamese spin-fuck chair anymore.

  231. Concerning your questions at 2:27 Rosetta, I’d say all except number 1 would be the best choice.

  232. Dunno, XBrad, I may go to Rosie’s to find out.

    Anyone see “The Hangover”? They made a kinky-looking swing out of bedsheets and the piano bench.

  233. Taking Mrs. Dave in Texas out to dinner for our anniversary and to go to the bathroom.

    Dude, you are into some sick shit.

  234. Vodka or gin? Did you look at a picture of dry vermouth?
    Gin of course. I have a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. The closest I let it get to vermouth is when I walk past the drawer I have it stored in.

  235. Will someone please tell me what a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair is?

    http://tinyurl.com/cqey9c

    I actually just assume that’s what it is. Dennis Miller had a bit in his act a long time ago about a “Vietnamese spin-fuck chair” and I always thought it sounded demented so it stuck with me for some reason.

  236. It does sound demented.

    That’s why I wanted to know more.

  237. Concerning your questions at 2:27 Rosetta, I’d say all except number 1 would be the best choice.

    You’re late but correct.

  238. You’re on the right track there, Rosie, but think more wicker basket.

  239. Xbrad?
    http://tinyurl.com/mfwltv

  240. Coors Light and Marlboro Lights? Please.

  241. Where have you been all day, BiW? In court stealing babies from the womb, bankrupting mom & pop and killing the elderly?

    You say that like its a bad thing. Actually, I had opposing counsel so scared that they didn’t confirm their hearing this morning.

    I’m gonna go home in a little bit, and watch a few season 3 episodes of Babylon 5

  242. I’m more of a cheap bourbon and Camel guy. Plus there’s no way that was my computer. There wasn’t a tab open to a busty lesbian pron page.

  243. Rosetta?
    http://tinyurl.com/n75wsm

  244. XBrad, I don’t know whether to be amazed or horrified that you can identify the cigs so easily.

  245. Romy, it isn’t like RJ Reynolds spent billions of dollars in my lifetime trying to build brand recognition. Nope. I just pay attention to things.

  246. Happy Anniversary DiT and Mrs. DiT!!!!!

  247. Sean and Xbrad going out for drinks
    http://tinyurl.com/nbw6fu

  248. Hey Vmax..did you ever find your shoes?

    http://tinyurl.com/mtywlc

  249. Would you like a slice of meat lovers pizza or Hawaiian? Cuz I ordered both.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    My next 5 meals? Delicious cold pizza.

    I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!

  250. Left to right, Romy Mare Rosetta
    http://tinyurl.com/mrb7zx

    No Pups, but thanks for letting me use the couch.

  251. http://tinyurl.com/ngreqb

    It’s what’s for dinner.

    True story.

  252. Hey Pup, you have something on your face.

    http://tinyurl.com/lxqh5w

  253. I like mustaches – they tickle.

  254. It’s what’s for dinner.

    True story.

    You’re welcome.

  255. Rosetta wants a hug!
    http://tinyurl.com/lbzsng

  256. Hey Rosie…want some nachos?

    http://tinyurl.com/nlg2vo

  257. Vmax, nice lady…I now pronounce you man and wife.

    http://tinyurl.com/muk96u

  258. FAKE!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/nlg2vo

  259. PajamaMomma Demonstrates the Vietnamese spin-fuck chair (SFW)
    http://tinyurl.com/nntdq3

  260. Time for a shot.

    brb

    http://tinyurl.com/69bcpv

  261. Got to walk the dogs, but remember We are a penguin free zone here.
    Or a fat guy in a tux free zone I am not too sure

    http://tinyurl.com/m7yj8s

  262. Hath may be a lefty loon, but she’s quite photogenic.

  263. PajamaMomma Demonstrates the Vietnamese spin-fuck chair (SFW)
    http://tinyurl.com/nntdq3

    Hahahahahaha!

    Vmax, your funny hit rate on Flickr is only about 15% but that one was good.

    It’s like you saw something on the webtubes that scarred you so you won’t leave Flickr. Hahahahaha.

  264. I’m bored I need alcohol

  265. xbrad, what do you want to fight about?

  266. xbrad, what do you want to fight about?

    Which one of us whines more when we have a cold.

  267. you BOTH do

  268. Media double standard: exhibit # 394,093,092

    Birthers? Representative of the Republican party.

    Truthers? Wha?!?! Never heard of them.

  269. you BOTH do

    No way, Toots. I’ve got that pansy beat 7 ways to Sunday. I’ve commented here, blogged about it, posted youtube videos and called all three names in my rolodex to cry about it.

  270. Howdy sOhOs, why so grouchy?

    http://tinyurl.com/m379qz

  271. Which one of us whines more when we have a cold.

    MEH! When I say I have a “cold” that means I’m in a body cast with 30 broken bones and massive organ failure. Or something.

  272. Oh! sohos has a new dress.

    http://tinyurl.com/mugy3d

  273. I’m at the Pizza Hut.

  274. you are MEAN Pup and Yes xbrad you do whine way more

  275. Hey soohoo, what are you wearing right now?

  276. **sniff**

    Uh oh. I hope I’m not getting a summer cold. Those are the worst.

  277. Hola, fuchachos.

  278. Hey Xbrad, what’s for dinner?

    http://tinyurl.com/lzvl2o

  279. L to R: xbrad; every virus, bacteria and disease known to man

    http://tinyurl.com/lvw3ff

  280. Who’s turn is it to kill Sean?

  281. It’s my turn!

  282. No hotlink, Rosie.

  283. IMPORTANT REMINDER:

    Sweet tea vodka is still vodka.

    *kills Indians 5 through 8 for showing up early*

  284. L to R: SoHos’ diet instructor, Sohos
    http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2822567400060955545bWECVL

  285. No hotlink, Rosie.

    I’m sick of the hotlink bullshit. Cocks.

    Imagine that you’re a little Korean boxer with red headgear and your fat head is getting punched in the face with a blue glove of pain.

  286. Rosie @ internet

    http://tinyurl.com/mugre8

  287. The treasure of a sunken chest: http://tiny.pl/hh556

  288. So no one has seen “The Hangover”?

    Holy cow, MCPO, she’s better be careful or someone will snap her in half.

  289. You know, MCPO, I’m usually pretty happy with SBF, but there’s gotta be a better choice than that.

  290. Okay, now what should we talk about:

    (A) Booze

    (B) Music

    (C) Whores

    (D) Politics

    (E) The color orange

    (G) Monkeys

    (H) What happened to the letter F

    (I) Board games

    (J) The benefits of dating SALT!!!

  291. I’m going to see it Sunday, Romy.

  292. The treasure of a sunken chest: http://tiny.pl/hh556

    If you find that attractive you should prolly be kept away from young boys.

    Just sayin’.

  293. A) or C)…. pretty much the only ones I know anything about.

  294. G!!!!!!!!

  295. Clint, I thought it was pretty funny, but it’s the kind of movie Mr. RFH is not amused by. Which is why he is not a Hostage.

  296. Monkeys!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIq_hg4J1g

  297. Rosetta, any or all of the above. I am easy to please today. This week has been such a shitbomb, I’m just happy to be alive.

  298. Romy, numerous friends of mine have seen it and everyone of them say it’s a hoot. I also want to see Up over the next week or so. My girls are leaving town for 10 days Sunday, and when such opportunities come up, I catch up on all the movies I want to see. I may also go see Public Enemy. I know … I lead an exciting life, don’t I?

  299. Lemme tell you, I’ve never met a woman that was easy to please. In any way.

  300. I’ll call Leon’s Queen and raise him one Bee Gee.

    G

  301. Rosetta, any or all of the above. I am easy to please today. This week has been such a shitbomb, I’m just happy to be alive.

    Romy, you’re a brilliant, hot, fun chick, you pick a topic. What do YOU want to talk about?

    if i don’t know anything about it, I will make shit up.

  302. Rosetta telling Vmax Flickr pics are not funny
    http://tinyurl.com/naabcj

  303. Lemme tell you, I’ve never met a woman that was easy to please. In any way. would talk to me.

    There you go.

  304. Rosetta telling Vmax Flickr pics are not funny
    http://tinyurl.com/naabcj

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  305. Hahahahah. I went off on a rant on my ex Moher In Law on FaceChimp today and not one person commented on it.
    I feel better now so I’ll probably delete it.
    Man I can be mean when I want to be.

  306. My ex wife taking her clunker in to see how much cash they will give her
    http://tinyurl.com/mttww5

  307. What’s your point, Rosetta?

  308. I’ve never met a woman that was easy to please

    XBrad, foreplay consists of more than, “hey, wanna fuck?”

  309. Rosie, A, B and D.

  310. I cannot keep a signal and I am getting so pissed

  311. Brad, foreplay consists of more than, “hey, wanna fuck?”

    It does? What have I been missing out on?

  312. Man I can be mean when I want to be.

    Let’s try something here. PatriciaAnnabella, pretend to be mean to Vmax.

    Ok GO!

  313. if I disappear it is b/c I cannot get the laptop to keep a wireless signal going

  314. Brad, foreplay consists of more than, “hey, wanna fuck?”
    </em

    Oh oh, can I go next?

    Nevermind. I can't be mean to vmax. I don't know what I'd tease him about.

  315. Romy, my idea of foreplay is an hour of begging.

  316. The manlezbo head cold
    http://tinyurl.com/m72cjn

  317. I’ll take the high test: http://tiny.pl/hh55v

  318. Ok. I’m in the spam bucket.

    Nevemind. It wasn’t that clever.

  319. MCPO, who’s ass is that?

  320. It probably belongs to the chick what it’s attached to.

  321. Nice tee-shirt!

    http://tiny.pl/hh55b

  322. Every woman left, Xbrad, right
    http://tinyurl.com/l4gspn

  323. Rosetta, I choose booze and politics. Pick a politician, pick a drink, what would happen?

    Lindsay Graham with Wild Turkey, “Missish Sota (hic) Soho (hic) Solomywhore, Ah’m drunk and you’re ugly, but in the mornin’, Ay’ll be sober.”

  324. Rosie, A, B and D.

    Okay, that’s fun.

    Best: A dry martini while talking to Reagan and listening to the 1812 Overture on July 4th off the mall in D.C.

    Worst: N/A beer while sitting at the picnic table at the beer summit listening to Obama talk over Neil Young.

    *BARF*

  325. Hilary Swank can look awfully good, or just awful. I was gonna put her up on Load HEAT one time, but there were a lot of bad pics of her.

  326. Brad – Mena Suvari

  327. Really? That’s Mena? She looks like shit. Aside from a very nice turdcutter.

  328. The manlezbo head cold
    http://tinyurl.com/m72cjn

    Is that Biden?

  329. If you guys are going to have man-talk, I’m leaving.

  330. Don’t leave Pie In. Tell us about your favorite booze. Or show us a picture of your fanny. Or tell us what booze it takes to get you to show your fanny.

  331. Heheh
    http://tinyurl.com/nywg49

  332. Pie-in – Kept gramps off the pR0n today??

  333. Pie Tease, great minds think 66.7% alike.

  334. Lindsay Graham with Wild Turkey, “Missish Sota (hic) Soho (hic) Solomywhore, Ah’m drunk and you’re ugly, but in the mornin’, Ay’ll be sober.”

    I want to like him but he makes it tough. I think he was an actual JAG which is cool but he seems to get sexual gratification from straddling the line like McCain and Specter.

    PICK A CAMP, WEASEL!!

  335. Or tell us what booze it takes to get you to show your fanny.

    What was that drink, MCPO?

  336. My favorite alcohol is wine. I don’t know how much I need to drink before I show my ass, but prolly a tad more than it takes for me to show my boobs.

  337. If you guys are going to have man-talk, I’m leaving.

    LESBIAN HATER!!!

  338. Friday night entertainment we can all enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_joji-SGeU

  339. Do you drink cocktails, Pie Hole?

  340. Hardly takes any at all for me.

  341. John McCain after a six-pack of Fat Tire, “Kerry, shut the fuck UP about Vietnam! I was there, too, asshole!”

  342. OK Ricola.

    Vmax, I talk to Seen more than I talk to you.
    Sad, that, but true.

    How’s that? I am THE BITCH…

  343. Lindsay Graham Left, John McCain Right

    http://tinyurl.com/mllhnd

  344. I’ll have a vodka with a vodka chaser.

  345. Barbara Boxer after three glasses of chardonnay, “Dick Cheney says I have one more brain cell than a cow. I don’t get it.”

  346. I’ve got a few nice bottles of chardonnay. Whatyousay we conduct a scientific experiment?

  347. I want to like him but he makes it tough.

    That’s just because you’re a RACIST!!!

  348. very rarely, Rosie.

    I go through moods. When I have fresh mint, I’ll make a mojito. Cosmos. Sometimes a Gin and tonic.

  349. John McCain after a six-pack of Fat Tire, “Kerry, shut the fuck UP about Vietnam! I was there, too, asshole!”

    I honestly don’t think I could drink a beer with John Kerry. He’s not funny, he’s impressed with himself, he’s a gold-digger and he probably only listens to music that Theresea tells him to listen to.

    Jackass.

  350. Had a cosmopolitan when I was in Vegas. It was so watered down, I couldn’t tell if I liked it or not.

  351. Ok, I”m gonna go watch a movie with the kids. I’ll continue to drink wine. If I come back and show my boobs, I’ll have a number for you.

  352. going now, but I make a GOOD cosmo. Remember, I was a bartender for fricken ever.

  353. Please tell me I’m not the only one who remembers the Dick Cheney list. Half of you must have contributed to that.

  354. BTW, one pint of beer, any beer, and Sean’s trying to show his moobs to anyone that’ll look.

    But if you promise to buy him another one, he’ll put the moobs away.

  355. PattyAnn being mad to Vmax
    http://tinyurl.com/lvz8fo

  356. That’s just because you’re a RACIST!!!

    Hahahaha. I’M SICK OF THE CRACKERS!!!!

    If that guy was any whiter he would be bread.

  357. Which list? Cool facts? Greatest post (comment wise) evah.

  358. I’m enjoying a home-made French Apple Tart, fresh out of the oven, topped with vanilla ice cream.

  359. Mare
    http://tinyurl.com/n6z5gh

  360. PattyAnn being mad to Vmax
    http://tinyurl.com/lvz8fo

    Hahahahahaha. PattyAnn is sweet as sugar.

  361. Hahahaha. I’M SICK OF THE CRACKERS!!!!

    If that guy was any whiter he would be bread.

    Heh. I was thinking more about his comments about Shamnesty opponents a while back, but that works, too.

  362. I am about to give up I cant stay online. yall have a good one

  363. I’m enjoying a home-made French Apple Tart, fresh out of the oven, topped with vanilla ice cream. cock.

    Keep it to yourself, dude.

  364. It must have been cool facts, but the ones I remember were

    Cheney: Babs, do you know why you have one more brain cell than a cow?
    Boxer: Whuh?
    Cheney: So you don’t shit on my shoes when I squeeze your tits.

    Cheney is kept in a secret location, not for his safety, but for ours.

    The night of the cougar.

  365. Mare Left, Tushar Right
    http://tinyurl.com/lm438r

  366. I am about to give up I cant stay online. yall have a good one.

    Will someone in Texas drive to sohos’ place and give her a generator?

    Thank you in advance nice person.

  367. I almost got fired over night of the cougar…

  368. Romy, how was meeting Scooter Daddy?

    He said you were a peach but I haven’t heard any comments from you on the meet-up.

    Comments?

  369. Uhoh. I lost count. Have I had 3 martinis or 6?

    Screw it I just made 3 more!

  370. something happened in the storm and I keep getting booted off

  371. Did you see this at Theos?
    http://www.theospark.net/2009/08/israel-for-your-vacation.html

  372. did the blog die or am I not seeing comments?

  373. Kids if you want some fun, Mr. LaPage is your man…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_M6cH5Bgk

  374. Just a momentary lull, Sohita.

  375. I am going to give it 30 minutes and try again then

  376. Going to kill commies for Mommy – BBL

  377. Booze tonight will be cheap rotgut bourbon. And tears.

  378. Rosie, MCPO has a sexy voice, a ready smile that makes his eyes light up, and can carry half of a conversation on a variety of subjects. We had lunch at a nice place, and it was like we had known each other for years (except I didn’t remember his son’s name). He flirted with me and the waitress equally. He acted all the gentleman in holding the door for me when I was pretty sure it was a nice ploy for me to walk in front of him. He showed up on time and understands a woman’s need for chocolate. I got a big smooch on the cheek, a nice hug, and a smack on the fanny.

    It was well worth the drive, and I’m saying that about a week when I put over 2,000 miles on my car.

  379. Well. I can never meet Romy now.

  380. This morning at 8am I received a email from the rescue saying someone wanted to adopt Emma. 1/2 hour later I get a call from the guy wanting to adopt her. I said I would be there at 3pm tomorrow with Emma.

    At 5:30 I received a email saying they did not want her.
    WTF?

  381. >> Will someone in Texas drive to sohos’ place and give her a generator?

    Thank you in advance nice person.

    I hope that’s a code word and I’m on my way.

  382. That’s screwed up, V, but on the upside, she gets to spend more time with you.

  383. At 5:30 I received a email saying they did not want her.
    WTF?

    People are stupid.

    With that, I’m off for a while. Jeopardy and dinner soon.

  384. Good ‘splody video from Theo Great music and Tomcats dropping ordinance.
    http://www.theospark.net/2009/07/video-tomcats-intervention-in.html

  385. That’s great Romy. I would have expected no less from MCPO. Then again you deserve as much so bully for both of you.

    Movie time for me.

    See you monkeys tomorrow after I’ve beaten my To Do list into submission like the bitch that it is.

  386. XBrad, you’re saying you won’t hold a door open for the chance to check out a girl’s ass?

  387. WARNING FROM PAKISTAN :

    This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States
    that if military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America ‘s supply of
    Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.

    And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer
    Service Reps.

    Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States !

    It’s gonna get ugly

  388. Niiiice video, Vmax.

  389. I liked it X,
    And sent it to Pinch. Too.

  390. XBrad, you’re saying you won’t hold a door open for the chance to check out a girl’s ass?

    That, sure, but the whole “having a conversation” thing is setting the bar a little high, don’t you think?

  391. Pinch’s Dad was a A-4 squadron CO on the same cruise when my Dad was an A-6 squadron CO.

  392. Patty Ann?

  393. Really?
    Small world huh?
    .
    .
    Should I pour another 3 Martinis? it will either be 9 or 12?
    It is Friday, I can sleep it off.

  394. Vmax, this is the best evah Tomcat vid. But it is 23 minutes long.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqyI04WDZlQ

  395. Watching it now X
    Who!

  396. It’s Friday night, Vmax. You should do what you wish.

  397. Thanks Clint,
    Another 3 on the way!

  398. Youngest kid surprised my by making a weekend visit.

    This day is gettin gooder and gooder.

  399. Yeah for DiT and for his youngest!

  400. the whole “having a conversation” thing is setting the bar a little high, don’t you think?

    If I wanted stoic (or sullen, hard to tell sometimes) silence, I’d stay home.

  401. Romy can’t find that swing thing so she tries another approach:
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1121983/funny_turtle_sex_cartoon/

  402. That is a Tom Collins Glass Clint.

    But Martinis will fit in it.

  403. Not sullen. Nor even usually stoic. Just dull.

  404. Good tunes on that vid X

  405. Not a joke but DAMN good:
    http://www.maniacworld.com/are-you-going-to-finish-strong.html

  406. Good video too. Wait till you get to Queer Eye for the Hornette Guy. Funneh.

  407. Sidewinders Rock! (16 min in)

  408. Ok Who party’s at Sloppy Joes in Key West? The cats or the hornets?

    Either way I am buying next month. (ok next week I am in Marathon going to KW on the 8th.

  409. ‘cat guys don’t party anywhere anymore. Not since they hung up their claws in 06. It’s all Hornets, all the time now.

    Which makes Lex smile.

  410. lobsters Baby!

  411. Calling it a night
    Good night all!

  412. Try not to wake up face down in a gutter, V.

  413. Doing my best Clint

  414. Sleep well V.

  415. Okay, I adjusted my attitude. Grandson and grandtoddler are on their way. I knew i would win even though their Mom didn’t.

    Hi Clint *smooch

    Did anyone else see that PJ is not going to get internet??
    My email is pbranam@gmail.com if anyone would like to discuss it behind her back.

  416. And Vmax, you have no idea how much that looks like me as a baby…how’d you do that??

  417. I didn’t see that she would be SOL on internet. When did this announcement come?

  418. Where’s everyone go?

  419. Shit. I haven’t even started drinking and I’m making typographical errors.

  420. Sorry, had to go kick someone’s ass in a game of Boggle.

    XBrad, there is no way with the Army, Desert Storm, strippers, jealous husbands, chief of detectives, bars, mayhem, and general insanity in your life, that you would ever be dull in a conversation.

  421. czech your email, PA

  422. PattyAnn, I loved reading your rant, I wanted to kick some vagina after reading that.

  423. XBrad, there is no way with the Army, Desert Storm, strippers, jealous husbands, chief of detectives, bars, mayhem, and general insanity in your life, that you would ever be dull in a conversation.

    You’d be surprised. Just ask Sean.

  424. I work with introverts all the time. Unless you only answer questions with grunts, I can pull a conversation out of ya.

  425. What about Paulitics, XBrad?

  426. ugga

  427. Paulitics was fun to talk to. He’s a little manic. He’s a talker. I’m not. Much. Unless I get going. Then you can’t shut me up. I tend to babble. Run on sentences. Stuff like that. And I go off on tangents. How was your dinner? Who won Boggle? Remember that episode of King of the Hill where she played Boggle at the Texas State Championships? Is it hot there? I miss Alabama. Of course, I miss Georgia, and Virginia as well. And Washington. The state, not the District. And Colorado. I got laid a lot in Colorado. With a girl, even! Germany was good for that as well. Oddly, I didn’t get laid much in Hawaii. In fact, I pretty much hated Hawaii. Maybe because I didn’t know Mare when I was there. That would have been nice. I mean, I met some nice folks there, don’t get me wrong, but I was only taking home $400 a month, and it was hard to meet hot chicks on a shoestring budget, especially since I spent over half my time in the woods or deployed to some other island or overseas.

    What were you saying?

  428. oh, wait, UNGAWA. There’s a useful word. Tarzan could explain geopolitics with that word all by its own self

  429. OTTOWA. I hear that’s a real nice place.

  430. Fuck you, Wiserbud.

  431. You say that like I’ve never heard it before.

    Seriously, does anyone think they can hurt my feelings at this point, considering all the shit I’ve been called here?

  432. Hell, I’ve got a borderline-pedophile lawyer bidding for my daughter, for Gaia’s sake. You think a simple “fuck you” means anything to me anymore?

  433. Just wanted to make sure I still had my place on the list.

  434. Hahahahaha!!!!

    Dinner was good for being cheap frozen ravioli with homemade spaghetti sauce. I kicked Mr. RFH’s ass (you have to find the longer words in Boggle). I have never seen King of the Hill. It was hot today, but every day is good that is under 100. I can’t imagine not living in the South. I got laid a lot in Alabama, and some in Virginia, and not much anywhere else. One of these days I’ll make it to Hawaii.

  435. Borderline? He’ll be asking her to do another cartwheel for Uncle Mikey next time around.

  436. Just wanted to make sure I still had my place on the list.

    Oh, trust me, pal, you are on the list. In permanent marker. With a piece of tape over it, so it won’t fade.

    Is it just me, or is this thread loading slower than PJM figuring out that xbrad is staring at her bewbs for reasons other than the fact that she’s drooling on them?

  437. I kicked Mr. RFH’s ass (you have to find the longer words in Boggle).

    I love playing Boggle. The best part is, I never lose. Drives my wife crazy.

  438. It can’t be loading slow. We don’t even have 500 comments yet.

    Romy, it’s a little easier for chicks to get laid a lot in the south. Especially if they have brothers and cousins.

  439. I can’t play Boggle to save my ass.

    But on the other hand, I’ve never in my life lost at Trivial Pursuit.

  440. He’ll be asking her to do another cartwheel for Uncle Mikey next time around.

    Anybody remember that skit that Buck Henry did on SNL about being the nice, neighborly babysitter?

    Imagine that skit in your mind.

    Michael?

    (fucking worthless youtube…..)

  441. But on the other hand, I’ve never in my life lost at Trivial Pursuit.

    Hmmmmm……

    I was so good at Trivial Pursuit when it first came out that my friends bought me gold-plated TP pieces.

  442. My “friends” wouldn’t play with me.

    Of course, that’s been my life pretty much since kindergarten.

  443. oh crap, I do remember that skit.

    he was a writer on Get Smart.

  444. My “friends” wouldn’t play with me.

    Yeah, I found that kinda strange myself. they got me this really nice set of Trivial Pursuit pieces, then would never play with me again. We moved on to other games like Yahtzee, where it’s more luck than brains.

  445. I’ll take both of you on in Trivial Pursuit.

    *waits for someone to strike out the last three words.*

  446. he was a writer on Get Smart.

    He also wrote The Graduate. And Catch-22 (the screenplay)

  447. MOM!!! ROMY’S TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE!!!

  448. *waits for someone to strike out the last three words.*

    Is compos here too?

  449. WOW, Some heavy hitters on the Halo servers tonight!

  450. he was in C-22 too, I forget his part.

    Did you ever read Heller’s “God Knows”? Funny and bitter.

  451. Hi Chief, welcome back. I told Rosetta all about our date right after you left.

  452. I told Rosetta all about our date right after you left.

    You didn’t say anything about necking in the back of my Jeep, did you??

  453. Did you ever read Heller’s “God Knows”? Funny and bitter.

    Is that the sequel to Catch-22?

  454. Shouldn’t have left my drink unattended, hmmm?

  455. Romy – http://tiny.pl/hh515

  456. or http://tiny.pl/hh511

  457. I intend to ask a friend who’s a big anime fan if he’s seen any of those.

  458. That is pretty cool. I’m told the Antonov-225 that used to carry the Russian Buran shuttle was named Mirya.

  459. Right you are, Romy.

    http://tinyurl.com/azmby

  460. It’s all about you, Romy (esp. since PJM is off the air for awhile)!

  461. Y’know, I used to be mad at my mom for saddling me with a pain-in-the-ass first name that no one can pronounce or spell. I think I’ve gotten over it.

  462. Try going through grade school with the first name “Art”

    That’s all my mom’s fault. I was supposed to be named Dave.

  463. You didn’t say anything about necking in the back of my Jeep, did you??

    I’m actually trying to remember the last time I did neck in the back of a car. Most memorable was the guy in high school with the Chevelle. Man, did he know how to fog up the windows!

  464. Y’know, I used to be mad at my mom for saddling me with a pain-in-the-ass first name that no one can pronounce or spell. I think I’ve gotten over it.

    I’ve had adults who weren’t smartasses here call me “Seen.” A while back, I went to the open house for a new police station, and they had printed out a nametag for me with “Chean” on it. This was after I called to RSVP a week before.

    Unfortunately, most of the time, it’s been while I was at work, and I couldn’t punch any of them in the dick.

  465. Okay, spill on why you’re Art and not Dave. This?
    http://tinyurl.com/l2skjr

  466. Sean – My son’s middle name is the same as your first. He tells those who spell it “Shawn” that they’re poseurs!

  467. Hahahah. No.

    If I tell you the story about why I’m named Art instead of Dave, what will we talk about when we eventually meet?

  468. I was almost named Ethel after my paternal grandmother. Whoof.

  469. XBrad, I will remember to ask you for that story.

  470. Romy called me, “Scooter” all through lunch. . . when she wasn’t nuzzling my ear, that is.

  471. Hahahahaha!!!! Chief, you’re making me think about another road trip.

  472. Romy called me, “Scooter” all through lunch. . . when she wasn’t nuzzling my ear putting the lotion on its skin, that is.

  473. I’m gonna hit the rack in a few. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

    Brad – Put up a new poat, woodja?

  474. HAHAHAHA!!! XBrad, I pulled out a small bottle of lotion and slapped it down on the table, just to make MCPO laugh.

  475. Gimme a couple, MCPO.

  476. Good night, Chief.

  477. Sean – My son’s middle name is the same as your first. He tells those who spell it “Shawn” that they’re poseurs!

    He’s right. And if their name is spelled “Shaun,” he should call them DIRTY MOTHERFUCKERS and threaten to kill them somehow.

  478. OK, fresh new poat.

  479. Hahaha, thanks Shim. I deleted it. Sure made me feel better writing it though.


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