Remember Highlights?

You know that kiddie magazine that had the puzzle pages in the back with the picture that said ‘What’s wrong with this picture?’

Here’s Highlights puzzle for when you’re all grows up.

Find ten things wrong with this photo:

a2soye

Go!

270 Comments

  1. They accidentally showed up at a Boy Scout Jamboree?

  2. They voted for McCain?

  3. They used conditioner before using shampoo?

  4. Decency is actually wearing a fucking t-shirt?

  5. There’s no ‘Cattle Xing’ sign on that street.

  6. Does the middle one have a beard?

  7. Yeah, Rich. I shrunk the photo a little too much. I’m fixing that.

  8. The truck behind them runs on gas and not bio-diesel.

  9. It’s not after Labor Day, shouldn’t they be wearing white?

  10. Can I use the ones I put in the last post?

    One of them has yet to be selected by Rosetta as a BBF gal.

    They probably love the song “Isn’t it Ironic” yet they do not know what the word “ironic” means.

  11. The tambourine is lying on the card table instead of being used as a bludgeon.

  12. HHD is a few hours early?

  13. The one on the left is on her last period. The other two are on their first.

  14. The shadow in the lower left is Rosetta fapping.

  15. Reverse lights on the truck are burnt out.

  16. “That’s no moon. It’s a space station!”

  17. We can’t smell them?

    Oh, wait, that’s a good thing.

    Never mind.

  18. Sean, Brad and PJM didn’t invite Mare to their meet-up?

  19. They didn’t bring any pachouli flavored granola.

  20. “It’s a trap!”

  21. They aren’t doing this in Iran?

  22. We can’t smell them?

    That’s not wrong. That’s the good spirits’ blessing.

  23. It’s taking place somewhere other than Berkeley?

  24. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein weren’t supposed to leave D.C. for their vacation until August?

  25. It’s taking place somewhere other than Berkeley?

  26. The obnoxious liberal in the middle actually has her fucking mouth shut?

  27. ‘Chick’ #1 has recently shaved her pits.

  28. I was going to come back tonight for some trenchant political analysis, and what is now seared. Seared onto my brain?

    I curse thee!

    Oh, and how are y’all this fine evening?

  29. Penn (middle) and Teller (right) don’t have a third partner?

  30. I usually enjoy looking at bare boobs?

  31. There’s not nearly as much armpit hair as one might expect?

  32. They’re not standing far enough out in the street to get run over by a Mack truck?

  33. There’s a stick behind them, and yet no one is beating them with it…

  34. ‘k, I wish this had started earlier. Too late for me, unfortunately. I’ll catch up with this one tomorrow.

    DON’T TAKE ALL THE GOOD JOKES BEFORE THEN!!!

    Ahhhhhh, who am I talking to? Never mind.

    Excellent poat, Jewstin.

  35. The flyer they’re handing out has three phone numbers and the desperate plea: “PLEASE CALL!”

  36. The photographer could have waited 30 seconds, and he would have caught wiser humping the leg on the one on the left.

    *Left of the picture. I think we all know they are “on the left” politically.

  37. Sean ‘knew’ the one in the middle during college.

  38. There are no commas on the sign the one on the left is holding?

  39. Really? Sean “knew” her? I thought, what with the beard and all, you might have known her.

  40. The one on the right has a braid glued to boob smegma.

  41. I’m willing to bet all three of them have a tube of Gynolotromin in their bag.

  42. Everything?

  43. Decency is hiding boobs that can be tucked into your belt.

  44. The idea that a just and loving God could inflict such creatures on the earth?

  45. The partially seen poster at the bottom is an advertisement for Tbom’s Professional Fisting Bath.

  46. We have a semi-joke thread and Rosetta isn’t here?

  47. Rosie’s herp* flared up. He went to bed early.

    *Some kind of swine flu** or shit like that.

    **According to Rosetta.

  48. Rosie gets swine flu, and the three cows above dodge hoof-and-mouth?

  49. Well, I think they’re mid-stage bovine spongiform encephalopathy, so karma is not unhinged.

  50. How come the cast of Teenage Asian Anal Lesbians never protest?

  51. “Chick” #2’s trousers are not painted on. Clearly he’s half-assing the whole transition thing.

  52. Heh. Had a lady I used to work for was scared to death of BSE, and then bird flu. After swine flu broke out, I asked her how her tofu was…

  53. How come the cast of Teenage Asian Anal Lesbians never protest?

    They’re usually busy.

  54. I loved it when swine flu broke out. I stocked up on thick center cut pork chops.

  55. From the neck down, “Chick” #2 looks like Jar-Jar Binks.

  56. They’re usually busy.

    That explains why they never called me back.

  57. That explains why they never called me back.

    Uhhhhhhhh…yeah. That’s why.

  58. From the neck up, “chick” #1 looks like Jar-Jar Binks.

  59. The one one the left is my mom?

  60. Well, I’m glad I’m popping up here so y’all know I’m not one of them.

    Goodnight, Sean.

  61. The one one the left is my mom?

    Oh, Mesa. I’m so sorry. Do you need a hug?

  62. “Goodnight, Sean”

    What? The rest of us can just fuck off?

  63. Goodnight, Patty Ann. Sweet dreams.

    And yeah, the rest of you can fuck off.

  64. **makes note to self: kill Sean first**

  65. Jealous?

    /Jon Lovitz voice

  66. . . . the rest of you can fuck off.

    The one on the right is Sean.

    Shall I describe to him the meaning of soap?

    Naahh.

  67. You could render him into soap.

  68. A little jealous, yeah.

    And it’s just weird that with no context, she said goodnight to you, but no one else.

  69. She just feels bad that we never talk.

  70. Really? If she knew what it was like to talk to you, she’d be feeling much better about not doing it.

  71. You could render him into soap.

    Hmm. Hemp scented soap. I suspect there’s a market for that. I’m all in.

  72. Sean would be more, oh, lemme see, sweat and desperation scented soap.

  73. That would be rotgut-vodka-and-Marlboro-scented soap. You’re about eleven years too late for the hemp-scented variety.

  74. Xbrad soap: A hint of boot sweat coupled with Ben Gay and cat piss…

  75. . . .sweat and desperation scented soap

    . . . That would be rotgut-vodka-and-Marlboro-scented soap.

    Whatever. Some stupid fucking hippie will buy that shit. I’ll slap a ‘Jasmine’ label on it.

    One thing, Sean. Can you provide the lighter fluid? I’m on a budget.

  76. BTW, this is the last time we let the gay guy choose which pics of topless women get put on the blog.

  77. Can you provide the lighter fluid? I’m on a budget.

    Maybe you didn’t notice, but Obama got elected last November. You’ll get your lighter fluid from the government.

    Eventually.

    Maybe.

    (Probably not.)

  78. *coughDeniseMilanicough*

  79. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    The tambourine in the picture is way too small to be effective in annoying the greatest number of people.

  80. I said “topless”

    Denise was a nice choice. But putting the three amigos up is a war crime.

  81. Hey, Mare.

  82. What’s wrong with you fuckers that you can’t rate this post up? Click the left thumb.

    Unless you’re dyslexic. In that case, click the thumb pointing Westren.

  83. putting the three amigos up is a war crime.

    Nuts. I was aiming for a crime against humanity.

    All that’s left is for me to go hunting for nude photos of Helen Thomas, Janet Reno, and Bawney Fwank.

    Gird. Your. Loins.

  84. Hi, Sean. What’s the funniest thing you heard today?

  85. “Gird. Your. Loins.”

    hahahaha…Classic Jewstin. I love it.

  86. I thumbed it up, Jewstin. And tomorrow when it’s controversial in some way, I will stand by my thumbs up!!

  87. click the thumb pointing Westren

    Sorry, click the thumb pointing nertseW.

  88. **waves to Mare**

    What’s up, besides the surf?

  89. xbrad, it’s been a good week around here. As long as we can beat this crazy health care bill, I’m good.

    Does anyone else feel this stuff personally? I get a little nuts over this political stuff.

  90. Thanks Mare. I hope Wiserbud approves, but his notary wasn’t accepting phone calls. Some shit about 2:00 a.m.

    I wasn’t really listening. The goldfish were being cute.

  91. “It’s been a good week around here.”

    My girls are doing GREAT! We are all healthy, we live here, and I still laugh like a half wit everyday with the Hostages. Life is good.

  92. Mare, I spent a good chunk of the day dealing with government health care providers. I’m not wild about making it all gubmint run.

  93. Hi, Sean. What’s the funniest thing you heard today?

    Today is young, but I heard this yesterday. I thought that was funneh.

  94. “I wasn’t really listening. The goldfish were being cute.”

    See, what I like about you is that you’ve got your priorities straight.

  95. Sean, I loved that one too. DPUD is a great site. Your posts are excellent and I’m not just blowing smoke up your skort.

  96. All that’s left is for me to go hunting for nude photos of Helen Thomas, Janet Reno, and Bawney Fwank.

    I think I speak for everyone when I say that if you find pics of all three together, we would pay good money to have you bury them in the desert.

  97. Okay, one more episode of Supernatural and then I’m off to bed.

  98. Supernatural?

    Any good? As soon as I’m done watching every episode of Gilmore Girls, October Road, and Friday Night Lights, I’ll need something else to watch.

  99. Sean, I loved that one too. DPUD is a great site. Your posts are excellent and I’m not just blowing smoke up your skort.

    Thank you, Mare.

    It ain’t easy to find stupid shit to poat at my own blog, stupid political shit to poat at dpud, and stupid and offensive shit to poat here.

  100. I’ve mentioned Hollyoaks. Supernatural is more of a monster of the week episodic series. It’s good though. And the guys are totally cute.

  101. I took a look at Hollyoaks, and goodness knows I’m inclined to like a show that starts with a naked hooker, but I just can’t understand any of the dialog. I don’t speak English English.

  102. I don’t speak English English.

    It’s true. I’ve met him in real life, and he mostly speaks Retard Retard.

  103. Try a couple of episodes, Xbrad. Her Maj’s English is a small puzzle, but you’ll get the hang of it.

  104. I’ve got 120 episodes of Gilmore Girls to go (my God has Lauren Graham got a fantastic ass!!), then 65 episodes of Friday Night Lights, and 18 episodes of October Road. After that, I promise, I’ll give Hollyoaks a fair shake. But watching on Youtube sucks because they have terrible audio.

  105. …and he mostly speaks Retard Retard.

    Actually, I mostly just pick my nose.

  106. Ooooh, and watch out for the Dero Ollian Mago thread*.

    *Whatever. I’m addicted to Euro Soaps.

  107. Actually, I mostly just pick my nose.

    Funny that. I spend much of my time scratching my balls.

    I’m ashamed to think that’s something I share with the ‘ladies’ featured in this poat.

  108. The ladies in the poat spend a lot of time scratching your balls?
    Can’t you stop them?

  109. I’m fairly certain that Michael can be seen reflected in the truck’s back window. Draw your own conclusions.

  110. And now, I’m off to bed.

    Happy sleeping to all you lousy louts.

  111. I write the funniest thing I’ve written in days, and no one even remarks on it.

    Fuck all ya’all.

  112. I don’t speak English English.
    It’s true. I’ve met him in real life, and he mostly speaks Retard Retard.
    ]

    I’,m seeing car wraps in california saying “SPAINGLISH” dot com

    al over the place!!!

  113. Um, I think that’s “unintentionally” funny, XBrad, because Justin said “‘ladies'” not “ladies” so basically, he was calling you guys his bitches.

    I think. I’m not up on my gheyspeak, but I’m going with “Justin called all the dudes his bitches, except of course Americano, because that’s just friggin absurd.”

    Bitches

  114. You know, ‘cano, if you’d read the poat, you’d know we were talking about the three…things… up there with exposed chests, not the commenters.

    Dumbass.

  115. I made no sense I acknowledge.

  116. I am sort of a mess right now.

  117. That’s hokay, TSK9, most of us are sort of a mess at this hour.

  118. Maybe YOU, but I think maybe Justin was calling you his bitch.

  119. And I’m not messy. Just a little buzzed.

  120. Hola, Americano.

  121. Hafa Adai, Sean. And XBrad. And Top.

  122. Everything OK, TS, or are you just a hot mess?

    And ‘cano, I’m pleased to have you as the sole semi-international correspondent for my blog, but don’t talk shit.

    Or at least don’t talk shit about Total.

  123. Thanks Sean.

    Well, everyone has had someone who died and I am still there.

  124. Feel free to talk shit about Special K, though.

    Do the people of the islands where you’re at have jokes about people from other islands? If so, who are the Polacks of the Pacific?

  125. I had a friend who died way too early, and this song makes me happy thinking of her, even though it makes me cry:

    http://tinyurl.com/mgq22h

    (And I think of it most often at this time of the year, not just at Xmas, either. Weird, huh?)

  126. Okay, guess I killed this one for now.

    Goodnight, drinkers, stinkers, and whatever else rhymes with “inkers.”

  127. Islanders can be very racist (geographic-ist) about other islanders, and Asians.

  128. Morning blinkers!

  129. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Something this grotesque should, somewhere, have a stamp that says “BrewFan Approved”.

  130. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Captain Ahab is no where to be found, the coward.

  131. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    It is against State Law for Amatuer “Man-Lesbians” to run in packs.

  132. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Not a Volvo, Audi, Subaru, or VW Micro-bus in sight.

  133. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    No Black Women were invited, the Racists.

  134. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Due to recent conflicts within the Menage-a Troi with Wiserbud and Compos Mentis, Ms Kerry Marie was late for the Protest.

  135. Morning Sox.

  136. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    George. Bush. Was. Not. Blamed.

  137. Good Morning Miss Folly! What is else is wrong with this photo?

  138. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Not one of the signs say anything about …..”For the Children”.

  139. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Lastly, one of them never finished her “Liberal Arts” Degree.

  140. Oh, and Good Morning to all the rest of the Ladies of the Blog!

  141. O.K. I lied. One more.

    Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    They all have the “HOTS” for a certain “Goober-in-Texas”……….

  142. Chicks can’t help that.

  143. Dave, you photo-shopped out the flies buzzin’ around them broads…….

  144. If I had pshop skills there would be large black rectangles covering up, pretty much fucking everything in that picture.

  145. Hey Brewfan, check your email. I sent a message re: the Brewers game, but you didn’t get back to me.

    Hope you didn’t die in a fire. Or a casserole accident.

  146. OK XBrad, I won’t talk shit about Total.

    But your spaghetti sucked dick!!!!

  147. http://www.wbbm780.com/Driver–snakes-in-my-pants-made-me-crash/4896570

    Snakes in the trousers!

  148. Peace through douche!

  149. Peace through …….

    There can be no Peace when eddiebear is involved……..

  150. But your spaghetti sucked d**k!!!!

    Americano, somehow, I think you are doing it wrong……

  151. I would so love to fuck the shit out of those three broads.

    With a freight train.

  152. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    These things totally misunderstood the concept when they were invited to a “T” party

  153. BOB SAGET!!!

  154. I actually punched myself in the dick this weekend. Was tightening the straps on a fin, and my hand slipped, and OUCH.

  155. I actually punched myself in the dick this weekend.

    Well, it’s about time someone around here finally did it.

  156. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    This is what happens when you miss your target at the weigh-in while on the Jenny Craig program.

  157. Sean:

    Loved that takedown you did of Allah at DPUD.

  158. I am currently watching the java loop of the weather radar, focused on big storms out west heading east, hoping it’ll finally rain here.

    Yes, I am that pathetic.

  159. Find ten things wrong with this picture
    http://tinyurl.com/7jfd3n/

  160. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    They honestly believe that by appearing in public like this, someone will take them seriously.

  161. Find ten things wrong with this picture
    http://tinyurl.com/7jfd3n/

    Eat less sugar so that you don’t feed the yeast.

    I wonder if it’s possible to make vagina wine? In the case of these three heifers, it might be a full-bodied Bordon’t.

  162. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    No one is dousing them in gasoline and lighting them on fire?

  163. Find ten things wrong with this photo:
    there will be 3 more putrid, stench stained hogs coming along any minute to sweep them off their hooves for the 6 pigs in a hottub party.

  164. Actually, this may explain why there are so many gay men in California. If this was what I was presented with at a young age as an example of the fairer sex, I might have turned gay myself.

    (prepares for the onslaught of truly high-larious comments sure to come regarding whether or not I am already gay.)

    LOL in advance.

  165. Sauvignon Blaarggh!

  166. MerlOHMYGOD!!!!

  167. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    wiserspud isn’t riding by on his moped.

    (you know what they say about fat chicks and mopeds)

  168. Chiunti.

  169. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Someone has probably had sex with at least one of these …. things.

  170. Pinot Grungio

  171. (prepares for the onslaught of truly high-larious comments sure to come regarding whether or not I am already gay.)

    After all the greif you gave me the other day about “low hangin’ frooot”? No freakin way…..

    ****Claws Compos’s pant leg ****

    Hey PPpsstt!!!!

  172. pinOsOgruesome

  173. I haven’t read all the comments in this thread, wiser, but the ones I did read from you and Jewstin have been excellent and very funny.

  174. Non-Riesling

  175. but the ones I did read from you and Jewstin have been excellent and very funny.

    No, I won’t lend you money. Now please stop calling me.

  176. THAT’S IT!! PattyAnn, all I can say is I’m sorry. hahahaha
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnv4gedbwE

  177. Bordewwww…

  178. Sox has made some funny comments as well.

    * ties a string and a tin can to Sox’s tail*

  179. excellent and very funny.

    Actually, I’m still cracking up over Chiunti.

    Very nice work, CM.

  180. Compos – Way to suck up – sycophant!

  181. Pinot Gagio

  182. * ties a string and a tin can to Sox’s tail*

    O.K. Fine. Why don’t you just go out and but a rocking chair as well. Bastage……

  183. Dangit. but=buy

  184. Non-Riesling

    hahaha! clever

    Mad Dog 250

  185. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Someone has probably had sex with at least one of these …. things.

    Only under extreme conditions. Like at Gunpoint because you haven’t signed up for your free Government Health Care…….

  186. Compos – Way to suck up – sycophant!

    HEY! He knows how the game is played. If he wants to continue to be allowed to comment here….

  187. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Should we be making fun of the Cheif Ewok’s Harem?

  188. Vin Douche Naturel

  189. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Man, the Hansen kids did not age well, huh?

  190. Ah, the difference between lefty protests and righty protests. At the rightwing stuff it’s all American flags and veterans and people keep their nips under wraps.

    You’d think that after forty years, lefties would catch on to the fact that their counter-culture ‘shock the normals’ schtick is ineffective.

    We are on to them. We know them. They get naked not to engage us in a discussion about decency but because they are boors and narcissists.

  191. >> but because they are boors and narcissists

    Yes, well that and butt-ugly.

  192. You’d think that after forty years, lefties would catch on to the fact that their counter-culture ’shock the normals’ schtick is ineffective.

    But it does make me puke up hairballs…….

  193. And they do not have this going on in Berkley…http://tinyurl.com/n4ypuz

  194. thefuck? Two morons leave their baby in a cab and it’s the cabbie’s fault?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090728/ap_on_re_us/us_child_left_in_cab

  195. Cabernet Shitweforgotourkid.

  196. They get naked not to engage us in a discussion about decency but because they are boors and narcissists.

    And because their arguments are so intellectually weak that they need to do this sort of thing for anyone to even glance in their direction.

    I had a gay friend who I used to argue about this re: The NYC Gay Pride parade. If gays want to be accepted and taken seriously, why do their parades always devolve into obnoxious, in-your-face, offensive stupidity? I think you would be more acceptable to the mainstream if you would show that you are not freaks, but actual, every-day normal members of society (if that is really what you are looking for, as opposed to just being attention whores who constantly try to out-do each other to shock the breeders.)

  197. from Shim’s link:

    The researchers have found beautiful women have more children than their plainer counterparts

    Geee, I wonder why that is?

  198. as opposed to just being attention whores who constantly try to out-do each other to shock the breeders.

    aka The Hostages

  199. from Shim’s link:

    O.K., Mesa, now I’m insulted……

  200. aka The Hostages

    The breeders being IB?

    O.K., Mesa, now I’m insulted……

    mesa?

  201. why do their parades always devolve into obnoxious, in-your-face, offensive stupidity? I think you would be more acceptable to the mainstream if you would show that you are not freaks, but actual, every-day normal members of society

    Because those who are gay and are NOT freaks don’t feel the need to have a parade in the first place? The ones who enjoy/need the parade are probably, for the most part, freaks to begin with. Not because they’re gay.

    *waiting for Jewstin to chime in*

  202. Sox, not Shim….

  203. The breeders being IB?

    as opposed to just being attention whores who constantly try to out-do each other

    Better.

  204. Because those who are gay and are NOT freaks don’t feel the need to have a parade in the first place?

    zakly. But God forbid you deny them their right to a parade!!

    Every single weekend in NYC, there is some {insert-group here}-Pride parade. Italian Pride, Puerto Rican Pride, Lithuanian Pride, Vanuatuan Pride, etc, etc, etc. WTF ever happened to the whole “melting pot” concept?

    You’re proud of being Vanuatuan? That’s awesome! Seriously, I’m very, very happy for you.

    However, does that mean you have to fuck up traffic for an entire day and cost the city money to clean up behind your selfish little public display of that pride?

  205. Sox, not Shim….

    Ah, my bad. Shim has the worst html skillz on the blogs, so when it wasn’t posted as an actual link, I just assumed.

    *gives Sox an apology scratch behind the ears….

    Sorry, kitteh.

  206. as opposed to just being attention whores who constantly try to out-do each other

    You bad-mouthing our business model, you fuck?

  207. WTF ever happened to the whole “melting pot” concept?

    “Cause it would bring about a spike in the unemployment of the Race Hustlers? Heaven forbid that Rev jesse and al would have to go back to preaching the Gospel….

  208. Just playing wiser. My laptop is sick, and I’m on one with Vista and IE instead of XP and Firefox. It’ll mess you up worse than Columbian CatNip…

  209. “Cause it would bring about a spike in the unemployment of the Race Hustlers?

    Yeah, that would be a real shame, wouldn’t it? Hell, if we actually got rid of the whole “hyphenated-American” and “minority victimhood” concept, we might not have elected such a highly qualified, truly intelligent person as President.

  210. Lithuanian Pride

    I read that as “Luthern Pride.”

    You bad-mouthing our business model, you fuck?

    Rhetoric.

  211. we might not have elected such a highly qualified, truly intelligent person as President.

    And we might get one that is not ashamed of his early life and would show school records, birth certificates, etc. without having to pay lawyers millions to keep from having them made public.

  212. I read that as “Luthern Pride.”

    Let’s get real. Is there such a thing? What the hell do Lutherns have to proud of, their ability to make Jello set?

  213. And we might get one that is not ashamed of his early life and would show school records, birth certificates, etc. without having to pay lawyers millions to keep from having them made public.

    Oh, come on, Sox – He’s just “sticking it to The Man,” because he CAN. It’s fun to make teh birfers dance.

  214. It’s good to see my cat commenting again.

    Wiser, you may wanna wash that hand, you don’t know what Sox has been up to lately…

  215. their ability to make Jello set?

    Well, there is that and getting into a “Batman” costume at, shall we say, post-middle age?

  216. What the hell do Lutherns have to proud of

    Kind of my point. I imagine if they had a parade, it would be more flaming than any gay pride march. There would be casserole and feelings of persecution flying all over the place.

  217. Hey “Boss”! Um, you gotta spew EVERYTHING you know? Oh…..well, …..just nevermind then……..

  218. The cat fell in the toilet at home the other day when it was trying to destroy the TP roll on the wall. It wasn’t happy. It’s been helped back into the swirly bowl once or twice since then, too, after being caught in flagrante at the same nefarious act. I’ve been laughing my ASS off at the unhappy toilet kitty.

  219. Well, there is that and getting into a “Batman” costume at, shall we say, post-middle age?

    The getting in part is easy. It’s the getting out part that, I hear, causes some real problems.

  220. Actually, Sox, you’ve been a surprisingly mostly good kitteh lately. You haven’t clawed me or woken me up at 3am or chewed anything you aren’t supposed to.

  221. It’s fun to make teh birfers dance.

    It is fun to watch both sides swap their usual positions, the left in CYA mode, and at least some faction of the RIGHT on the attack.

  222. I’ve been laughing my ASS off at the unhappy toilet kitty.

    Occupational Hazard. We need warning labels on that stuff.

  223. Michael prepares for his own -Pride parade

    http://tinyurl.com/mrnau5

  224. I like those ethnic festivals if it’s just a big food party.

  225. I was being a bit fatuous, Sox. I do think it’s atrocious that there’s no formal vetting process for Presidential candidates, where they have to publicly establish that they meet the minimum Constitutional requirements for office. Why not have candidates present proof when they file their candidacy with the FEC? It’s not a difficult solution, and it would take the wind out of the kinds of arguments that Birthers make.

  226. You haven’t clawed me or woken me up at 3am or chewed anything you aren’t supposed to.

    Thats only ’cause I ain’t figured out how to disarm the dryer.

  227. I like those ethnic festivals if there’s lots of food and hot ethnic wimmens.

  228. I like those ethnic festivals if it’s just a big food party.

    Don’t mind the festivals. It’s the parades that screw up traffic that annoy me.

    San Genarro festival is teh AWESOME!!!

  229. I like those ethnic festivals if it’s just a big food party.

    You ever wrap your hump in bacon, ya know, just to turn your man on?

  230. Occupational Hazard. We need warning labels on that stuff.

    Stoopid cats.

    http://tinyurl.com/lj6z7e

  231. United Steelworkers Boston Taxi Drivers Association

    Hahaha. Dumb and Dumber.

    And Compos? It makes me a little sad that you are the only one who got the Non-Riesling joke.

  232. Lutherns, birthers, and bad boobs, oh my!

  233. It makes me a little sad that you are the only one who got the Non-Riesling joke.

    Well, not having a vagina like compos, I think I might have missed something there myself.

  234. This sounds like a hostage song. First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
    If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
    First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
    If it hasn’t learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

    That goofball from Boca raton, marilyn Manson knows how to wooo.
    NSFW
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWtNsict2jA

  235. Shim, that time of month video was funny. The thigh part, particularly.

  236. hahaha PattyAnn I just can’t seem to laugh enough these days, and I’m just trying to spread it.

  237. Well, not having a vagina like compos, I think I might have missed something there myself.

    Nope. Your vagina is really much more unique. Kinda like Helen Thomas’, only without the scabs…

  238. How the hell am I suppose to enjoy my pommegranite now? You Bastid!!!!

  239. Is there a reason why we’re giving the finger to the Loverly SoHoS’ post this morning?

  240. I love sohos as much as the next hetero guy, but I’m just not wild about HHD. Unlike you.

  241. I love sohos as much as the next hetero guy, but I’m just not wild about HHD. Unlike you.

    I see. Your various "experiments" when intoxicated have left you insecure in your sexuality. While we may tease you Brad, you're accepted here. You don't have to crank out the Eminence Front for us.

  242. Well, not having ever seen a real vagina, I think I might have missed somethng there myself

    There you go

  243. Is there a reason why we’re giving the finger to the Loverly SoHoS’ post this morning?

    It’s a post for gheys and chicks.

    Go on over and enjoy yourself.

    I still think there may be humor to be derived from the picture above.

    Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    It turns out that black is not as slimming as we were led to believe?

  244. HDD? If I’d a known…BUH-BYE!!

  245. It turns out that black is not as slimming as we were led to believe?

    Racist!

  246. Well, not having ever seen a real vagina, I think I might have missed somethng there myself

    Wait… your mom’s vagina wasn’t real? It sure smelled real…..

  247. HDD? If I’d a known…BUH-BYE!!

    Way to go, Biw.

  248. The one on the right stashes non-organic chicken nuggets in her fat rolls.

  249. The one on the right stashes non-organic chicken nuggets in her fat rolls.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    nice one, Jewstin.

  250. It turns out that black is not as slimming as we were led to believe?

    Black is slimming. Just be glad they aren’t wearing khaki.

  251. Wait… your mom’s vagina wasn’t real? It sure smelled real…..

    No. My mom had her cock fileted and that smell was probably from all the hormone injections, you split dick eater.

  252. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    There’s not a single bottle of ASpray to be found anywhere near them.

  253. The chick in the middle has a beard.

  254. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    TboM and the Gerbils were late?

  255. The chick in the middle has a beard.

    She had “The Knob” procedure.

    http://tinyurl.com/l4ox9r

  256. No. My mom had her cock fileted and that smell was probably from all the hormone injections, you split dick eater.

    well, she still sucked a mean cock, dude. I guess that explains where you got it from.

  257. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    The chick in the middle has a beard.

    The two guys on the left and right don’t?

  258. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    They are not in Afghanistan negotating with the Taliban….

  259. MOM!! WISERBUD’S FORCING PEOPLE OFF THE BLOG AGAIN!!!

  260. MOM!! WISERBUD’S FORCING PEOPLE OFF THE BLOG AGAIN!!!

    forcing? Naaaaaaa….

    Wishing them off?

    ……maybe…

  261. The one in the middle isn’t wearing sunscreen.

  262. Somebody found a way to make money from watching wiserbud:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukhjDsgeF4

  263. Wishing them off?

    ……maybe…

    Well thats it. I am now forced to open a secnd tab to listen to Rush……..

  264. The one in the middle isn’t wearing sunscreen.

    On the bright side, “her” knees are doubly protected……

  265. I love sohos as much as the next hetero guy, but I’m just not wild about HHD.

    cry me a river

  266. cry me a river

    wah.

  267. cry me a river

    why do we have to have this discussion every other week?

  268. I didn’t start the discussion, I was only adding to it. I don’t see how me saying “cry me a river” is whiny.

  269. I think the person/people whining about HHD is/are whiny

  270. Jizz, every girl should be taught to use that from sophmore year on.Training, it does a scrotal sac good.


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