HHD pleasing everyone post

Now, I know there is no way to please everyone, but I did give it my best shot…

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224 Comments

  1. I like the dude’s, under the shower head, smile.

  2. You forgot Won, sohos.

  3. Good morning, ladies. 🙂

  4. Since when do new poats not get respect (i.e., traffic)?

  5. That last one’s for mesa, isn’t it?

  6. That guy with all the yellow in the background between the two black and white photos has a huge amount of mischief in his eyes. Or backed up semen.

  7. The last one is for ME!!! Yea, a redhead!!!!

  8. The womens are good enough to frequent BBF poats without complaint – and often with astute observations (such as, “What the fuck’s wrong with Rosetta’s eyesight?”). It’s lame for the guys not to reciprocate. A bunch of the Hostages must be intimidated by photos of semi-nude men; they’re not comfortable enough in their masculinity to decide whether they think the photos are “hot or not,” and if the photos aren’t hot, to ignore them as non-threatening decoration rather than an indictment of suspect sexuality.

    That’s a lot of words to say they’re afraid of their latent homotuity. Cocksuckers.

  9. Jazz, I salute your manhood. Reciprocation is not necessary.

  10. waaa, Jazz? Did you say something? I’m distracted by the redhead …

    yum …

  11. As much as I enjoy the rapport, a HHD poat is usually good enough on it’s own. It doesn’t NEED comments.

  12. Expecting “Dave in Lederhosen” to be arriving shortly…..

  13. I like the guy in front of the yellow background. He looks naughty.

  14. Like a bunch of frat boys, too, they don’t get that, like yesterday’s pizza and thrice-worn clothes, a poat gets stale eventually.

  15. Hunk 9 is a comedic actor, what’s his name? I like him. Like a brother.

    Somebody else’s hot brother.

    As far as the ignoring that’s going on; men are stupid about this gay shit, in varying degrees. I asked hubby the other day about the movie theater ‘homo seat’ I heard about on Ace’s and he confirmed to me that is a real phenomenon. Guys will go to a movie together but they will leave a seat in between them. The homo seat.

    They’re all a buncha queers about this homo stuff.

  16. A bunch of the Hostages must be intimidated by photos of semi-nude men;

    Ahhhhhhh, it has nothing to do with that at all. We were just rolling on the other one and there was no reason to just stop and jump here.

    We would have gotten here eventually. We always do.

  17. And I have no problem with latent “homotuity” whatever that is.

  18. No, wait I meant hunk 7

  19. No, wait I meant hunk 7

    That’s Ryan Reynolds. He was on Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza place. He also played Van Wilder.

  20. And I have no problem with latent “homotuity” whatever that is.

    You will. The vet has a shot for it. Trust me on this……..

  21. You will. The vet has a shot for it. Trust me on this……..

    I think I saw them give that to my dog when we put her to sleep.

  22. That’s right. I like him. You do too, admit it.

    I find his kind of cute-funny schtick so much more appealing than Owen Wilson’s.

  23. Jazz, it just isn’t cool to poke at Rosetta’s sexual confusion.

  24. I think Jazz is a little light in his loafers.

  25. a poat gets stale eventually.

    Its just when SeaNm shows up and everybody tries to move on quietly without hurting his feelings….

  26. The Hostage lifestyle:

    http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/legend_of_neil_201/?brand=1234

  27. Great post sohos!!
    Jizz, you da man!

    thank you, thank you sohos. I have a hard time doing hhd. I have a hard time finding the men attractive unless I know they’re funny first.

  28. I think Jazz is a little light in his loafers.

    I think b-rad protests too much

  29. You know what the only better than a redhead? A redhead with a bit of a beard.

    And I HATE beards. Hate hate hate. But on a redhead? Yum.

  30. I think Jazz is a little light in his loafers.

    There you go again, you Insensitive Lout, picking on the avatar impared……

  31. That’s right. I like him. You do too, admit it.

    I think Ryan Reynolds is really funny. Always have. I’ve just never thought of him as a hunk, whether he is or not. Just doesn’t enter my thought process when thinking about guys.

  32. Funny first. Hostage rule.

  33. . I have a hard time finding the men attractive unless I know they’re funny first.

    I don’t have that problem

  34. I don’t have that problem

    there’s something wrong with me

  35. there’s something wrong with me

    This topic could be an entire thread unto itself.

  36. Although IRL, I cannot find a man attractive if he’s stupid. I don’t honestly know which is worse – a stupid man or a metro.
    It’s a horrible, horrible tie.

  37. Rosie?

    http://tinyurl.com/mz5jun

  38. xbrad?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0KZIEBXh6M

  39. I cannot find a man attractive if he’s stupid

    see? you feel the same way. I think you have to be smart to have a sense of humor……….unless we’re talking about toilet humor.

    as much as I’m loathe to say it, I’m gonna have to say our hostage men are some of the finest hunks around

    *runs to vomit

  40. This topic could be an entire thread BLOG unto itself.

  41. I think Jazz is a little light in his loafers.

    They don’t wear out so fast that way. Just keepin’ the shoe bill down in this era of economic distress.

  42. There is this guy at my gym who is physically pretty much perfect. I have absolutely zero attraction to him … because he just doesn’t strike me as very bright.

    I don’t think men have the same issue.

    Men?

  43. I don’t think men have the same issue.

    Ms Pie In, we don’t really have to go there do we?

  44. I don’t think men have the same issue.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! HOO HOO HOO!!!!

    oh my stomach!! It hurts!! Make it stop!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    ahem

    nope, I don’t think they have the same problem either

  45. I cannot find a man attractive if he’s stupid.

    I’m sort of the same way, but if I really get to know a good-looking guy who may not be the brightest bulb, I might end up thinking to myself, “Well, but he’s smart in his own way…somehow.”

    It’s like that scene in Broadcast News.

    Aaron Altman: He must’ve been great looking…
    Jane Craig: Why do you say that?
    Aaron Altman: Because nobody invites a *bad* looking idiot up to their bedroom.

  46. HAHAHAHAHA!!! HOO HOO HOO!!!!

    oh my stomach!! It hurts!! Make it stop!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    ahem

    nope, I don’t think they have the same problem either

    O.K. Quit beating around the bush. What are you trying to say here?

  47. OK, no, not really.

  48. “Well, but he’s smart in his own way…somehow.”

    that’s your generous spirit shining through

  49. Sox, I just find it an interesting tidbit.

    While there are certainly women who don’t care if a guy is dumb (smart women), I wonder how many smart men there are who wouldn’t take up a piece of dumb, but very hot, ass given the opportunity.

    But, I honestly do NOT find stupid men attractive. at all. If I were single, I couldn’t just overlook it.

    I had the opportunities.

  50. Uh…. Well, okay, I guess….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uMHvYyCdvo

  51. I can “LIKE” stupid men. Attractive stupid men. But, it’s more like a brotherly affection.

    I don’t know why I just don’t find them sexually attractive.

  52. Look, how big of a difference in intellect are we talking about here, Carin? Because some not very bright people can still make me laugh sometimes, and be really nice decent people that I have a lot of respect for.

  53. Wow, great HHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. I mean, are we talking, ‘passed Geometry with a C’ stupid, or ‘cut his arm trying to get the last Pringle from the can’ stupid?

  55. xbrad?

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=234_1248801620

  56. BiW?

    http://www.leenks.com/link187749.html

  57. Because some not very bright people can still make me laugh sometimes, and be really nice decent people that I have a lot of respect for.

    And the rest she shoots in the head with Lady-like Bullets from the ever present .44 Magnum Super Black Hawk. Hey! Where did Compos go?

  58. I mean, are we talking, ‘passed Geometry with a C’ stupid, or ‘cut his arm trying to get the last Pringle from the can’ stupid?

    Are Law Degrees mandatory here?

  59. This is cute and a bit humorous, and it’s not even dirty:

    http://tinyurl.com/mcgkyv

  60. Sometimes there’s just not enough Pringles in the can and they’re very delicious.

  61. and it’s not even dirty

    then I’m not looking

  62. Sometimes there’s just not enough Pringles in the can and they’re very delicious.

    … and your hand’s just not delicate enough to fit to the bottom of the can and the whole “turn the can upside down” thing is akin to planning a rocket trip across a fold in the time-space continuum.

  63. I love Ryan Reynolds. I think his type of humor is perfect. He cracks me up and I think he is sexy.

  64. STOP TALKING ABOUT PRINGLES! THEY ARE NOT ON SOUTH BEACH! hahahahahaha I am going crazy….SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!

  65. Like: ‘can’t find West Virginia on the US map’ stupid, or ‘decided to rebuild an old Oldsmobile’ ?

  66. >> Guys will go to a movie together but they will leave a seat in between them. The homo seat

    Shut up. There’s a homo urinal too.

  67. How about both? Is that stupid enough for ya?

  68. ‘decided to rebuild an old Oldsmobile’ ?

    hahahahaha I LOVE those guys!

  69. I wonder how many smart men there are who wouldn’t take up a piece of dumb, but very hot, ass given the opportunity.

    I hang out here with you gals don’t I?

    Srsly? I prefer them smart, but I’m in no position to be choosy…

  70. I hang out here with you gals don’t I?

    I am Brilliant…if you don’t believe me then just ask me.

  71. Patty Ann: “That guy with all the yellow in the background between the two black and white photos has a huge amount of mischief in his eyes. Or backed up semen.”

    Patty Ann, quit talking about me that way … it’s embarrassin’

  72. Hostage brilliance:

    http://www.frogsoda.com/video/pop_caps

  73. Hey Car/in, a ginger, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZbdDDNz3c
    NOW sheddup!!

  74. Sincerity is a bigger deal to me than just intelligence.

    And legs.

    Really like those.

  75. Yep, sohos is brilliant. Just ask me and I’ll tell you

  76. Guys will go to a movie together but they will leave a seat in between them. The homo seat.

    The biggest reason to leave a seat in between two guys is we like to spread out, including using arm rests on both sides.

    So you just be quiet you.

  77. Stupid people – women as well as men – tax me. Can’t date a stupid girl, no matter how beautiful she is.

  78. Hahahahahahah!

    ______?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcONhxo3K2k&feature=related

  79. I wonder how many smart men there are who wouldn’t take up a piece of dumb, but very hot, ass given the opportunity.

    Look, it’s not like I’m planning to marry them, so what do I care if they’re stupid? In fact, it’s even better if they’re stupid, because it makes it easier to get away from them later.

    Me: “Umm, sure you can call me, honey. My number is ummm… 212-555-9876.”

    Stupid Hot Chick: “Okay, {giggle}. Talk to you soon!

  80. Not that wiserbud knows anything about that because he’s happily married of course. He’s just saying this hypothetically

  81. How to be a better parent, courtesy of television:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/17-more-controversial-teenage-tv-situations

  82. Srsly? I prefer them smart, but I’m in no position to be choosy…

    Indpendently Wealthy Cougars seem to be an endangered species……

  83. Dangit. Typing fail….

  84. Independently Wealthy Cougars are a dime a dozen here in Orange County. But they don’t seem to be enamored of slightly paunchy 42 year old unemployed guys with bad teeth and skin who haven’t been in a gym since junior high PE class.

  85. He’s just saying this hypothetically

    Actually, I was referring to my single days….

    In fact, stupid ones sometimes weren’t all that stupid. They just pretended because they think that’s what guys want.

    It’s not necessarily that guys want stupid women vs. smart women. It’s just that, for the most part, depending on the situation, we really don’t care either way.

  86. I am so excited I got registered for grad school!

  87. Congrats, sohos. Whatcha gonna study?

  88. speaking of smart chic hahahahahaha

  89. Literature.

  90. see? sohos is smart and I still could care less either way.

  91. Hey! Where did Compos go?

    I’m over here on lauraw’s mantle. Well at least most of my cabeza is.

    Could somebody light me a smoke? And get wiser’s dick out of my ear.

  92. Don Quixote might be a good book to start with…. 🙂

  93. Actually, proper English dictates that you couldn’t care less either way. Unless of course, you actually could care less? In either case, the point you were trying to make isn’t very well stated.

  94. Actually, proper English dictates that you couldn’t care less either way. Unless of course, you actually could care less? In either case, the point you were trying to make isn’t very well stated.

    Yeah, well, when your head gets reattached, try typing with cat litter and Little Friskies stuck between your toes…….

    And I COULD care less, but that would require effort.

  95. Hey, somebody has to stick up for Wiser every once in a while…

    (And my Cat is helping me type!)

  96. In either case, the point you were trying to make isn’t very well stated.

    Okay, let me try that again then.

    It doesn’t matter to me if sohos is smart or dumb. I’d still bang her like a storm door in a tornado.

    got it yet, stumpy?

  97. (And my Cat is helping me type!)

    Sox has a cat?

  98. You tell him, Sox.

  99. I like smart chicks, not necessarily book smart, but that’s cool too. It allows me the ability to remain intellectually lazy to compensate. Thus, my marriage is a WIN.

  100. Sox has a cat?

    Yep. Its name is Dante Schrodinger. Black and White short-hair. Dumb as the Proverbial Ditzy Blond, graceful as the Three Stooges.

  101. Lemme know when you get a puppy, Sox.

  102. And I thought there was a surprising amount of cat hair around…

  103. Yep. Its name is Dante Schrodinger.

    Let me have a look at him…

    Hey, where is he?

  104. Lemme know when you get a puppy, Sox.

    “Boss”, I’ll kidnap you a puppy if I can get my balls back. We’ll call it even, O.K.?

  105. Smarts, big boobs, shapely legs, nice butts. These are all great features in a woman. However, none of them can hold a candle to enthusiasm.

  106. Hey, where is he?

    He is both half alive, and half dead in the “Mother-In-Law” section of “Dante’s Inferno”. But you got to look fast. Something about the observation of things screwing up the out come of the experiment.

  107. Oh yeah, I forgot a sense of hoomer. And let’s face it, for a woman to be into any of us, she’s going to have to have one. And not necessarily because we’re funny.

  108. I like that sentence better

  109. And not necessarily because we’re funny.

    Don’t forget the sympathy angle, too. Like the cute puppy-dog with the limp.

  110. Thus, my marriage is a WIN.

    Again, who said anything about marriage?

    Original rumination: “I wonder how many smart men there are who wouldn’t take up a piece of dumb, but very hot, ass given the opportunity.”

    No mention of “long-term relationship” in there, as far as I can see.

  111. Quick! Compos, put ’em out! Teach is gonna bust us!

  112. Has anyone seen the lifelock commercial with Jaunita Wilson who cries that her identity was stolen? OMG! I want to beat her up.

  113. “Boss”, I’ll kidnap you a puppy if I can get my balls back. We’ll call it even, O.K.?

    Heh heh heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/ksek3w

  114. Fuck you, sohos. You try going around explaining that the 300 pound Mexican guy that spent $750 at Victoria’s Secret wasn’t you.

  115. Brad, if you really want that puppy, perhaps you might consider this…

    http://tinyurl.com/4yanr

    Of course, the clacking sounds might get annoying after a while.

  116. Compos, you are an EEEeeevvVViiiLLL man.

  117. Bring it you cry baby bitch! I know it really WAS you!

  118. >> I’m over here on lauraw’s mantle. Well at least most of my cabeza is.

    hahahahahaha

    *lights comp a marlboro

  119. Sox, If you can find your balls, you can have them.

  120. ‘Sup, peeples?

    Sox! Get out of the homo seat – NOW!

  121. I feel like the retard at the picnic with the bubble pipe and butterfly net.

  122. Spud, I’m not sure you want to mess with Gimpy right now. Not only is she still laid up, but she’s also on a diet. That’s two strikes. If she’s also cycling, she’ll be off the charts on the irritability scale. You might lose a limb.

    Dave, what color of marker is sohos and is she about to go all one-legged rabid badger on wiserspud?

  123. If you can find your balls, you can have them.

    I wonder if I can get the same deal from Michelle?

  124. *lights comp a marlboro

    Obligado, amigo.

  125. You nailed it Compos OTR

  126. Go to 2:35 for some serious Lindy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsxtGBMQGq4

  127. You might lose a limb.

    Sohos wouldn’t hurt me. sohos ♥ wiserbud

    and wiserbud ♥ sohos

  128. You nailed it Compos OTR

    *** Off to hide behind “Safe Couch”……

  129. sohos ♥ wiserbud

    truer words have never been spoken

  130. Have you ever met that funny reefer man?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D44pyeEvhcQ

  131. >>Dave, what color of marker is sohos and is she about to go all one-legged rabid badger on wiserspud?

    Lime green, and according to my calendar wiser is asking to die horribly.

    If I were you pal, I’d watch myself till, ohhhh, say the weekend at least.

    Just sayin.

  132. sox I would never hurt you…come here kitty kitty

  133. I wonder if I can get the same deal from Michelle?

    Yeah, when Rahm’s Lockjaw lightens up…..

  134. Dave, what color of marker is sohos

    what does that mean?

  135. sox I would never hurt you…come here kitty kitty

    That’s the same line the lady at the Chinese restaurant used…

  136. And poor SoHos no fucking booze. That sucks

  137. come here kitty kitty

    *** Looks at Compos on the Mantle ***

    **** Climbs up Curtain ***

    Yes M’am. Just being Cautious.

  138. yes it sucks!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you hear that sound? It is me screaming from Texas….no beer, no chocolate, no comfort food BUT the end result will be that I can wear my size 4 jeans again.

  139. Isn’t white liquor okay? Stuff like vodka? I thought the calories there were low enough to pass the Atkins test (so it should be okay for the South Park diet).

  140. >> what does that mean?

    I know things. I have grown daughters. You wouldn’t believe how fast I can tell.

    I keep a color coded calendar handy for the rest of these (guy) morons, to keep them in the loop.

  141. That’s the same line the lady at the Chinese restaurant used…

    I thought that Kung Pao Chicken smelled like Aunt Sophie…..

  142. I am allergic to Vodka and No, you cant have any alcohol during the restrictive phase of the diet, which is 2 weeks but I am doing a month

  143. so lime green is OTR? hahahahaha!

  144. Oh BTW my Mom’s tests came back good. She has never had a heart attack or mini-stroke. She has a valve that has fluid on it but the pills they gave her should clear that up in a month. No stints needed. Thank you for the prayers.

  145. allergic to Vodka

    ???

  146. Good news, sohos! That’s great.

  147. yes, the way it is distilled (potatoes) one sip completely changes my personality. Mean, mean mean, person a.k.a. Sophie. NOT GOOD

  148. I am allergic to Vodka

    Me, too. It makes me break out into a flaming fucking asshole.

  149. Good news on momma.

  150. Sohos if you could move better darlin, you would be able to have some ‘cheat’ in that diet. Have strength young lady. Oh, by the way, I have lost 16 lbs in 2 weeks by using an eliptical 1.5 hours a day 5 times a week. 190 and dropping by the day. And I drink every night.Jealous?

  151. No stints needed

    Great News, Miss Sohos!

    I’ve been in Galveston a few days on the last two hitches. The Bolivar Peninsula is inching back. Have you been down there?

  152. oh, lime green you OTR. I have colors for all my fakey internet girlfriends.

  153. Why havent you let me know we could have lunch? We had a house on Bolivar that was completely leveled in Ike.

  154. If I drink vodka, I don’t feel like I am getting drunk until I am DRUNK.

    Happy drunk, though.

    I don’t go looking for fights, they just find me.

  155. Glad to hear your mom’s alright, sohos.

    Dave keeps a chart of all the women commenters and their “cycles” so we know when to steer clear. You’re color is lime green.

    And yes, vodka seems to create the ability to produce demons. I think I was close to needing an exorcism once.

  156. oh, lime green you OTR.

    You have no idea how much that makes me laugh…I love men

  157. Why havent you let me know we could have lunch? We had a house on Bolivar that was completely leveled in Ike.

    Some of our customers hang out at the Port of Galveston/Pelican Island. I’ll make sure to get in touch. Really sorry about your house. A lot of Bolivar still looks like a moon-scape.

  158. I don’t go looking for fights, they just find me.

    Anything to do with the “I fucked your mom in the ass” t-shirt you’re so fond of?

  159. Smart guys – They don’t have to be grad-school smart. They could be. They could be simply very capable in another way.

    dumb guys can’t carry on a decent conversation. they laugh at jokes that aren’t funny. They’re just basically doufuses.

    Ultimate Ginger with a little bit of something in the vid for the guys.

  160. yes I am jealous shim. How do you do 1.5 hrs a day on elliptical? Do you keep your heart rate in the fat burning zone that entire time? My goal is 40 lbs but if I lose 50 then Count has to quit smoking.

  161. Dave keeps a chart of all the women commenters

    I always suspected Dave was good for somethin’. Never sure quite what. Thanks Compos!

  162. Most evil mother of the century award — http://media.smh.com.au/shock-jock-rape-disaster-654506.html

  163. Yeah sox let me know I can be in Galveston in 25 minutes.
    It’s ok about the house it belonged to my step-monster and I call it Karma

  164. Positive spin:

    http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/wehner/74761

  165. Vodka is fine. It’s them corn squeezings (bourbon) that make me find the biggest guy in the bar and ask him if he still gives blow jobs behind the dumpster for $5.

    Makes for an interesting evening.

  166. Excellent Shim. I do about an hour of cardio a day (I vary it – ask MCPO for details) and another hour of strength bs.

    Again, MCPO can fill you in on the details.

  167. if I lose 50 then Count has to quit smoking.

    Your disposition will seem like a cakewalk compared to that of a smoker quitting under duress. I’m not sure I live far enough away!

  168. Again, MCPO can fill you in on the details.

    What is this need of yours to pull my chain?

  169. Sohos, how long has it been? Two weeks? Anything to report yet?

    I stepped on the scale this morning for the first time in a while. Down 7 lbs.

    I guess I should keep up with the semi-diet I’ve been on. Basically, just cutting down, eating well. Drinking less (sob!)

  170. yall are saying an hr and a hr and a half a day but are you keeping your heart rate up where it needs to be to be effective that entire time?

  171. What is this need of yours to pull my chain?

    I don’t know. It’s like a sickness. I obviously need help.

  172. no 8 days and I am not getting on a scale for a month.

  173. It’s ok about the house it belonged to my step-monster and I call it Karma

    It didn’t land on her or her sister, did it?

    25 minutes? Wow. You must be right over the Bridge! My first trip to Galveston was a week before Ike, we were evacuating Morgan City La, and trying to finish up some jobs that had fled La. from Gustav. How did y’all come out of the storm? I couldn’t believe how much of Galveston was torn up, nor how fast it came back! God Bless Texas!

  174. Didn’t really want you to be jealous sweetie. I keep a decent pace and when my feet start to burn, at about 20 min I reverse and back pedal for 5 then resume. I speed up for about 4 minutes then use a jogging paceas my base speed. Today I started at 12: 10 and I’m still going. I think I’ve lost a couple in sweat. But it feels great cause I was laid up for 11 weeks when my back went out.I’m back for 3 weeks now and think if i can strengthen my abs and lower back w/ ‘supermans’ (lying on stomach lifting opposite arm and leg for 20 count) I will be safe from re injure. Have faith kiddo.

  175. Well, you don’t need to keep it up for the whole time. As long as you’ve got it up to target for about half-an-hour. I keep it above 136ish for the majority but when I’m giving it my all I go upwards of 155.

    I do notice lots of people on those machines reading, hardly sweating. Not effective, but who am I?

  176. I have a crick in my neck today. I can’t move my head, and I look like that dog from the Victor “His Master’s Voice” logo.

  177. If I lose 50 I would be SKINNY…My personal goal is 40 but I really want him to stop smoking, but I am a firm believer that you have to do things for yourself, and not someone else.

  178. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to lose 15. I don’t know if I can. Last time I was that weight, I was skinny, but I didn’t have as much muscle (I was working out, but no weights.)

    But, really, that last 15 pounds are just so hard. Sigh. I’ve gotten w/in 5 pounds of the goal.

    Of course, once I get down to it, I still thought I should lose another five.

    Never satisfied.

  179. I do about an hour of cardio a day (I vary it – ask MCPO for details).

    You spend a lot of time running from Chief?

  180. You want to know how to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?

  181. You spend a lot of time running from Chief?

    Only if there is a jealous husband behind me.

  182. do tell….

    sox what happened?

  183. You want to know how to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?

    Kick Sox to the curb?

  184. You want to know how to lose 209.5 pounds of ugly fat?

    Fixed.

  185. do tell….

    sox what happened?

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/3748595_1c9708441f.jpg

    Have I ever told y’all Madonna is a good example of a bad example?

  186. Shim’s cardio workout:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5i24Q89irQ

  187. Shim’s cardio workout:

    Hahahahahaha!

    Shake n Shimmy!

  188. are you gunna tell us compos?

  189. Kick Sox to the curb?

    hahaha! Sox at all the ice cream!
    http://tinyurl.com/l5uw2r

  190. What’s up with Dave in Texas making a chart? Isn’t that Geoff’s job?

  191. are you gunna tell us compos?

    She’s just getting sexier by the second, ain’t she?

  192. are you gunna tell us compos?

    You want to lose twenty pounds of ugly fat?

    Cut off your head!

  193. at = ate = eated = consumed = I kant spel

  194. how do you keep a blonde in suspense?

  195. Why did I click that link? What the fuck is wrong with me?
    You asshole.hahaha

  196. or one boob 😉

  197. or one boob

    hahahaha! you’re a good sport, gimpy.

  198. Why did I click that link? What the fuck is wrong with me?
    You asshole.hahaha

    Hahahahahahahahaha – that’s the best. I shouldn’t pick on you, though. You’re generally pretty nice to me. Not like those other dicks.

  199. Love this song. IIRC it was written by John Prine

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vb0z7mY

  200. Cool, MCPO. Iffin’ you like John Prine, how about a little Guy Clark?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitgmAInI18

  201. Old Timey Music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzDUi_L6MzA

  202. Sox? HAHAHAHA!!!

  203. Lyle Lovett, Joe Ely, Guy Clark, and John Hiatt

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3BgRbnzxb4

    I saw these guys together a few years back. It was a great show.

  204. That’s been open on my desktop all day, mesa!

  205. Sox would claw me to death if I tried to put kitten mittens on him.

  206. Sox has claws but no balls?

  207. Originally Posted by kopcicle View Post
    I roll up to a red light second behind a soccer mom from h**l ,in the SUV ,talking on the cell phone and touching up her makeup in the rear view mirror .
    The light turns green , she readjusts the rear view mirror as she starts to move forward and sees me , on a KZ1000 Police , dynamites the brakes in the middle of the intersection and puts her seat belt on . I almost collected her bumper , leaving only a small rubber smear .
    Yes there is more . facing us at the light is one of the county’s finest who does a u turn behind me and lights me up . As I look behind me the woman again dynamites the brakes , this time I do touch her bumper solidly (still no damage to the bike) and the county cop rear ends me just hard enough to push me into the soccer mom’s bumper the third time .
    The cop barely pauses long enough to ask if I’m ok on his way to the soccer mom’s SUV where he gets her paper and starts to walk back to his unit . The soccer mom struts back to me still on the phone to get my license number and keeps repeating it on the phone . Now it gets real deep . She is on the phone to 911 reporting a hit and run by a motorcycle , mine ?! As the cop returns she demands into the phone that I be arrested for repeatedly rear ending her SUV and I would have run if the cop wasn’t there . At this point the cop answers his hand held radio and begins to make sense of all of this . The cop starts writing first one citation then another and another as the woman continues her demands on the phone . Finally the cop attempts once , twice , three times to get the woman’s attention . “Can’t you see I’m on the phone !” she shouts at the cop . “M’am if you do not hang up the phone now I will be forced to take action ” says the cop . That did it . He then asked her to sign the citations for reckless driving , failure to wear a seat belt and talking on the phone while in control of a moving vehicle with out a hands free device (a recent and confusing law here ) . She of course starts screaming at the cop . “I’m not going to sign anything without my lawyer present” she says . In a near whisper the cop says to me as he walks toward the woman “just what I’ve been waiting for” . Our soccer mom adds resisting arrest and assaulting an officer to the list on the way to the back seat of the cop car .
    No we’re not done yet . The cop apologizes for lighting me up when he should have passed me before turning on the lights and siren . he asks me if he could please write me an equipment violation for a tail light that he will later admit could have happened when bumped into me . I get it and accept , adding that if it was in his power to tell me when this woman was being arraigned I’d like to be there . I realize having to fight this woman to the ground and all the way back to the car is going to need a witness and tell him so . The cop looks visibly relieved as we wait for a tow truck for the SUV .
    No , we’re not done yet . The tow truck arrives with another unit as back up and traffic control . As the tow truck begins to hook the car a man stops and jumps out of a car he thought he had put in park demanding that the SUV and woman in the back of the first car be released immediately , as his not in park car continues into the second cop car .
    These two are cut from the same cloth . The now identified husband ends up in the back of a third car . DUI , resisting arrest , assaulting an officer , reckless endangerment and whatever else .
    No , not yet . Still at the same intersection the husbands car and the second unit have been removed and all that is left is the tow truck driver finishing his statement stemming from the husbands assault on him . The cop tells me it probably isn’t necessary to write me a violation for my non damaged tail light as the tow truck driver starts out into traffic . Before the tow truck driver can get up to speed a woman , in an SUV , with out a seat belt ,on the telephone, rear ends the soccer mom’s SUV being towed not 50 feet from where the cop and I are standing.
    Almost done . Aid units are dispatched and arrive for the woman’s head injuries and as she is being loaded into the aid unit all she wants to know is where her cell phone is .
    OK , last bit . The scene is finally cleared of all vehicles and participants except the cop and I who are now on a first name basis . As we are pulling away we both hear the screech of rubber back at the intersection . There isn’t the usual accompanying crash but I notice that the cop never looked back as he pulled away .
    I really don’t know that it belongs here . I don’t really think there is a moral to all of this other than It used to be the little old lady peeking out from between the steering wheel and the dash going 20 mph under the speed limit that scared me. Now and forever it’s the cell phone talking , SUV driving , makeup fixing , soccer mom from h**l that scares the daylights out of me .

  208. Sox has claws but no balls?

    Sox is Nancy Pelosi?!???

  209. grrr…my post flew off into the ether.

    *pokes Jazz in the eye for linking ‘the won’*

  210. Mesa, great story.

    Reminded me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNCreUrtvHY

  211. Sox has claws but no balls?

    Kinda like Sophie…

  212. love that Mesa
    reminds me of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

  213. Kinda like Sophie…

    TRUE dat

  214. Welcome to government run healthcare – Obama style!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLU9nyFSA

  215. My rearview mirror is my best fucking friend on my bike.

  216. *pokes Jazz in the eye for linking ‘the won’*

    Hahahahahahahah! Glad somebody looked. That never gets old or less gross.

  217. http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/mutts/blog/2009/07/woof_its_a_sex_toy_for_dogs.html

    Wanta bet more of these are sold to people without pets than those with?

  218. Oops!

    http://tinyurl.com/mhwqhj

    /Off to the chiropractor…. Later, ‘gators.

  219. http://www.thesunnews.com/news/local/story/1000406.html

    TBIOM?

  220. Nice selection of men, Sohos.

  221. It’s dead, Jim.

  222. New poat for racists. Or reverse-racists. Whatever.

  223. Thank you, Sohos, these are awesome! Can’t decide which one is my favorite.


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