What Brand of Beer

would a beer drinker drink, if a beer drinker could drink beer? (with my apologies–no, I didn’t say sorry–to woodchuckers everywhere).

BiW wants to know what brand of beer Obama, Gates and Crowley are likely to be drinking at their learning experience opportunity Thursday. “What brand do you suppose an arugula munching community organizer drinks?”

What do you suggest?

gross sign beer ale

208 Comments

  1. Lowenbrau?

  2. Daddy’s Fingers Pale Ale.

  3. Last Brownie Brew?

  4. Little Kings. Hah!

  5. Any kind of Pale Ale.

  6. Duvel.

  7. They said in the press conference that the last beer teh One had was Bud.

  8. Billy Beer

  9. Tsing Tsao

  10. Lemme just say, I’d hit it.

    With GUSTO!!!!

  11. PatricaAnnabella likes this.

    http://tinyurl.com/lunm9s

  12. Hahaha. That looks like a pee jar. Brewed in Oregon?? BiW!!!!! *shakes fist*

  13. Trader Joe’s Bavarian

  14. Obama’s favorite beer:

    http://tinyurl.com/5zbjtm

  15. I think you win, handsdown, BiW.

  16. “I think you win, handsdown, BiW.”

    So that is BiW in the header pic. Figures.

  17. “I think you’re win, hand’s going down, BiW.”.

    FTFY

  18. OK, I gotta get cleaned up and head out to the VA in Long Beach. My friend needs to go to them. He’s never used the VA before.

    He’s a 94 year old vet of WW2.

  19. Quick. someone give me some tunage suggestions. Need workout songs.

    No crap, s’il vous plait.

  20. Car in – Do you like Enigma?

  21. Cardio or weights?

    If cardio, Jesus Jones Liquidizer.

    If weights, The Black Crowes Shake Your Moneymaker.

  22. I dunno. chekcing.

  23. Enigma’s too … mellow?

    My husband loves teh Black crows.

    Anyone got any Kyuss?

  24. Car In – I loved this for cardio on the treadmill
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

  25. Theme to M*A*S*H

  26. This is even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9DxYhqmKw

  27. Favorite Bands – QOTSA and Tool.

    But, I’ve been listening to them pretty much non-stop for the past 18 months.

  28. Car/in, How bout this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYOV8uu17t0

  29. I’m not doing yoga, MCPO.

  30. Lunch time drive by.
    *Sneaks up behind FIGR and nuzzles her ear.*

    Everyone go here and cheer … FANTASTIC!:
    http://www.thefoxnation.com/politics/2009/07/28/tea-party-protest-erupts-during-senators-town-hall

  31. I’m gonna prolly have to give up my Michigan Cred, but I’ve never been a big Terrible Ted fan.

    hangs head in shame.

  32. Car/in, no need to thanks just get to it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_c60Sp7Gtc

  33. from the last post

    “Gavin, Geffen, Garfield, Gosford, Goldie, and Total, but…”

    HAHAHAHA! you forgot my son Gloyd…..he’s my favorite

    ok, graham is now obsessed with archery. Off to the range

  34. shit sorry Tushar

  35. This makes me LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOtqw_IEGh0

  36. Shim that one is awesome.

    I’ve seen it before, of course. A couple dozen times.

  37. Certainly have been a lot of photos of Xbrad and Sean on this blog lately. Now it’s the header.

  38. Haha, Clint, I felt that.

  39. FIGR? Fake Internet Girl Reaper?

  40. Carin … albums by The Fixx or Billy Idol should do.

  41. FIGR? Fake Internet Girl Reaper?

    Crap … in too big a hurry. *Hugs FIGF*

  42. OMG!!!!!!!!!! how can they let this man back in? he can’t chase a suspect.

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/07/28/dnt.ne.fat.police.officer.ketv?iref=videosearch

  43. Hey Car In – Try broadening your horizons.

  44. http://bacn.me/9ji

  45. I can’t believe any of you ‘tards didn’t think of this as the beer that Obambi will serve:

    Bintang Beer

  46. More cowbell.

  47. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ6vageQo4w

  48. Fat guy also made stupid comments about the chief his first day back.

    Dude can’t even stand up without help. I don’t care if he does dispatch, but he could be a danger on patrol.

  49. HAHAHAHA! you forgot my son Gloyd…..he’s my favorite

    Oops.

  50. Hey Car In – Try broadening your horizons.

    I listen to both Country AND Western.

    I like some mellow stuff, just not for working out.

    Mellow stuff I like runs along the lines of Allison Krause or that album by Knopfler and Emmylou Harrison. David Dylvian.

    Also, I’m a big fan of classical music.

  51. DAvid Sylvian.

  52. Classic music! Why didn’t you say so. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwB4bLwbWE

  53. A buddy just turned me on to Placebo. I’m so out of it. I didn’t know anything ’bout them.

  54. Classic music! Why didn’t you say so. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwB4bLwbWE

    Um, Chief, did you really just link to something called “Magic Dick”? Really?

  55. A friend suggested I try Nightwish.

  56. Ok, listening BiW. Keep your restless hand to yourself while I’m distracted.

  57. “More cowbell.”

    hahahahahaha

  58. Theme to M*A*S*H

    Hahahahaha. lauraw accidentally makeh teh funneh.

  59. “Theme to M*A*S*H”

    Good one.

  60. Miracle bacon!!!

    Redundant.

    After much analysis, reflection and consideration, I feel this philosophical statement best describes my feelings about homosexuals.

    http://tinyurl.com/nkgfcv

  61. “This makes me LOL”

    PattyAnn, I love that commercial. When the mom screams it’s priceless. “TOOOBBBBY”

  62. “After much analysis, reflection and consideration, I feel this philosophical statement best describes my feelings about homosexuals.”

    hhaahahahahaha…..deep

  63. hhaahahahahaha…..deep

    Haarummph!!!

    People mock what they don’t understand.

  64. Need workout songs.

    This isn’t exactly what you’re used to, but amped-up energy? Try pretty much anything by Daft Punk.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/daftpunkalive?blend=1&ob=4

  65. “People mock what they don’t understand.”

    hahahahaha….deep

  66. I do lunges to this song.

    http://tinyurl.com/34xs3x

  67. hahahahaha….deep

    Haarruummpphh!!!!

    People laugh at that which they find most threatening to their wicker.

  68. I do squat thrusts to that song.

  69. >> People mock what they don’t understand.

    In Texas, if we don’t understand something, we kill it.

  70. You will only pry wicker from my cold dead hands.

  71. OMG, you know there are FOUR Daft Punk songs on my iTunes.

    Those damn kids.

  72. You will only pry wicker from my cold dead hands tightly clenched butt-cheeks.

    There you go.

    I don’t even know what that means.

  73. In Hawaii we eat what we don’t understand.

  74. “I don’t even know what that means.”

    I love it when you say that.

  75. In Texas, if we don’t understand something, we kill it see if it fits up our ass.

    There you go.

  76. It always comes back to the anus.

  77. I love it when you say that.

    Hahahaha. Some things are funny even though I don’t know what they mean. That was one.

    “Peace through douche!” was also funny but I don’t know why.

  78. “Peace through douche!”

    LOL

    You’re right. I don’t know what it means either but it’s funny.

    We might want to remember that for a joke thread.

  79. It always comes back to the anus.

    DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TBoM!!!!

  80. I’m kinda liking this Kyuss stuff.

    Much better than MCPO’s Magic Dick stuff.

  81. I do lunges faceplunge scrotum to this song.

    FTFY, Rosie.

  82. “After much analysis, reflection and consideration, I feel this philosophical statement best describes my feelings about most people especially politicians and in particular Obama:

    http://tinyurl.com/3lffpg

  83. It always comes back to the anus.

    When you dangle low-hanging fruit, you really dangle low-hanging fruit. I wouldn’t dream of swinging at this. I have too much pride. But I’m sure that Jazz or TBOM could entertain themselves for five or six minutes with this phrase.

  84. After much analysis, reflection and consideration, I feel this philosophical statement best describes my feelings about the words that Obama utters:

    http://tinyurl.com/n863jq

  85. Hey, Pie-In! Kiss my rosy-red Irish ass. You’re like my sister in Utica, three counties wide and a half inch deep.

  86. Here’s what they played as the first dance at Car in’s wedding: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMoGQX5I_Bo

  87. But I’m sure that Jazz or TBOM could entertain themselves for five or six minutes with this phrase.

    If you’ll take your mouth off my low-hanging fruit, I’ll get right on that.

  88. Obama statement = cup of lukewarm spit.

  89. If you’ll take your mouth off my low-hanging fruit, I’ll get right on that.

    You mean that’s not a peanut vending machine? Uhh, you might wanna see a Doctor before ObamaCare strikes and you’re condemned to the indifference endemic to Universal HellCare.

  90. You mean that’s not a peanut vending machine?

    No, but keep it up and you’ll get a salty treat there, Gummy.

  91. *smooch*

    Oh, gross. When was the last time you showered, MCPO?

  92. Honestly, I didn’t listen MCPO. I rarely listen to youtubes, since I have sucky internet- w/ limited bandwidth. I just cliick to see what they are.

    And that name … what was I to think? lol.

  93. When was the last time you showered, MCPO?

    Why would you care. I’m two states away. You know, one of those places where winter doesn’t start on 7 September and the last snow fall happens before June 15th.

  94. But, when I was thinking classical, I was thinking more like this. Diana Damrau as queen of the night is just amazing.

  95. You’re getting just mean now.

  96. Lurv it. I had a dream I was back in my HS days playing classical music with the symphonic orchestra last night.

    Weird.

  97. You know, one of those places where winter doesn’t start on 7 September and the last snow fall happens before June 15th.

    In Lapeer? Now you’re making me laugh. In a typical year, winter starts about the middle of January and the last snowfall is sometime in April.

  98. BiW – Don’t contradict me when I’m ridiculing someone’s geographic location. It’s unseemly and subtracts from the snark.

  99. Last year, we got snow cover the beginning of November and it lasted until April.

  100. We had a lot of snow in MI last year. A lot.

  101. It’s Michigan, ferchristssake!!! I lumped you in with Marquette and Traverse City. . . see how that works?

  102. I said “typical year” Pie tease. Keep up, please.

    MCPOld, snark when you are right? Effective. Snark when you aren’t? Makes you sound like a KOStard criticising intelligent tax policy.

  103. See, though, it would help if your snarking hurt me. I don’t mind the weather up here. I hate days of endless heat.

    Of course, this summer sucks. I’ve gone swimming ONCE all summer. It’s been so fucking cold our lake hasn’t warmed up at all.

    I do, though, enjoy, escaping from Michigan for a week or two in Feb or March. That is the bestest.

  104. OMG, you wouldn’t believe the tax bill my husband got yesterday. My head is exploding just thinking about it.

  105. Fuck this! I’m rather beat my head with a ballpeen than listen to pedantic “wolverines” who were smart enough to leave Jenny’s socialist paradise but still feel the need to defend it.

    I should move to fucking Wyoming. I’ve got serious agita.

  106. Property tax bill, Carin? Small Biz? What kind?

  107. He used to be located in WArren. Moved to Troy in December.

    He gets some wacko tax bill from Warren for 2009 for property. He explains that he RENTED the building and that the property taxes were the responsiblity of the building’s owner. A building he doesn’t even rent anymore.

    Well, they say the bill (for a bit over $500) is for the company’s property that was in the building. I asked my husband, and he said it was for the computers and desks and shit.

    Anyone ever hear of this?

    Well, he also explained he’s not in Warren anymore … they said he’s have to appeal.

    WTFCUKING FUCKERS FUCKING has happened to us?

  108. he’d.

  109. >> Anyone ever hear of this?

    Yes. Property do not necessarily constrain themselves to improved real estate. Businesses often pay property taxes on a variety of fixed assets.

    Not so much here. But there? Hoo-boy

  110. property taxes do not constrain…

    scuseme

  111. I’m fucking moving to Texas.

  112. How do these fuckers think this stuff is legal?

  113. Yup – See? Car in provides another example of Michigan’s tax state gone mad. Saves me the Google Bing search.

    I keep asking my family, “Why do you stay there?” They look at me that they don’t even realize there are 49 other places they could live. Places with things like JOBS, infrastructure and politicians that are a tiny bit less corrupt than the corner heroin dealer.

    Michigan is a third world country, a corruptocracy in the middle of America.

  114. Honestly, that picture up there is like balm for my soul. It’s so funny. I wish I knew those guys. It would never get old.

  115. Hahahaha. I pity the fool that gets tax advice from teh Hostages and doesn’t say no to drugs!!

    http://tinyurl.com/no2t8j

  116. I can’t speak with any authority, but I’m guessing they think it’s legal cause they passes laws enacting those taxes.

    Texas isn’t immune. I recall the city of Dallas had (been a while since I lived there so I don’t know now) a $50 per year school property tax on cars. You owned a car, you paid the county $50 every year.

  117. Well, I suppose your family my have similar excuses to mine.

    Sick dad who needs to be taking care of. had to bail him out financially, now I’m tied to a really fucking expensive house that I can’t sell.

  118. Anyone ever hear of this?

    Yes. It’s called “Personal Property Tax.” Theoretically, Michigan’s law allows the state to impose it on all of its citizens, but I’ve really only encountered collection in relation to businesses.

  119. Jazz, if you depreciate the assets on your books, does the assessment lower?

  120. We’re doubly tied. My fil died leaving my MIL in the lurch. Upside down company – that needed my hubby to bail out by figuring out how to get it to make money.

    If he hadn’t she’d be living with us too. her house was on the line.

  121. Places with things like JOBS, infrastructure and politicians that are a tiny bit less corrupt than the corner heroin dealer.

    The thing those other places don’t have is . . . Michigan. As a place, it’s as beautiful as anywhere I’ve ever been, and significantly moreso than most places. The other thing Michigan has in abundance that the west and south don’t? Water, which is as good as gold – just ask your neighbors down in Atlanta, BiW.

  122. Owed to a city? It was teh city of Warren that come with it’s hand out.

  123. I love Michigan. The camping, boating … it’s wonderful. You should see my view MCPO. I’ve got a nice private lake virtually all to myself. Stocked with fish.

  124. >> Owed to a city?

    Si. See “Dallas, Personal Property Tax, fiddy bucks”. Municipalities have the authority to assess taxes too.

  125. Rosetta check your email

  126. Jazz, if you depreciate the assets on your books, does the assessment lower?

    I’m not a tax lawyer or a CPA, but my understanding is that an assessment against personal property should decrease in line with allowable depreciation.

  127. Rosetta check your email

    YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!!!

  128. Owed to a city?

    Yes’m. Grand Rapids does the same. Warren, though – with those corrupt fuckers, I’d be surprised if your assessment made it into the city fisc.

  129. As far as beer:

    http://brookstonbeerbulletin.com/get-your-freak-out/

  130. Car in/Jazz – It’s not like I haven’t been there – my whole family is from Michigan. I’ve been all over Michigan. I’m not saying it isn’t pretty but, so are my mountains here.

    My point is that there is no future living in a place run by corrupt socialists, race-baiting pimps and crooks.

  131. You should see my view MCPO. I’ve got a nice private lake virtually all to myself. Stocked with fish.

    It’s a nudist camp, MCPO. Don’t let her fool you.

  132. The thing those other places don’t have is . . . Michigan. As a place, it’s as beautiful as anywhere I’ve ever been, and significantly moreso than most places. The other thing Michigan has in abundance that the west and south don’t? Water, which is as good as gold – just ask your neighbors down in Atlanta, BiW.

    WTF? I know its beautiful. I practically grew up on the eastern shore. I miss the lakes, the fall colors, the food. I didn’t say the above comment, because I know that it was the fucking UAW that has made the state wholly unappealing to business, leaving it prostrate to the depredations of tools like Mark Brewer and others like TBOM eagerly awaiting a goatse. The state will be an economic wasteland for a generation or more thanks to the United Fucking Autoworkers Union.

  133. My point is that there is no future living in a place run by corrupt socialists, race-baiting pimps and crooks.

    You forgot the Canadian whoremistress and her union simps.

  134. Carin, I have a freind there who does nothing but property tax appeals. He lives in Metamore Twnshp and might be able to help you.

  135. prostrate

    Heh – BiW almost said “prostate.”

    Hey! PUT MR. BLUEVEIN AWAY, BEAVIS!

  136. You forgot the Canadian whoremistress and her union simps.

    Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

  137. Hu-huh-hu-huh-huh Shut Up, Dillrod! *Smack!*

  138. >> but my understanding is that an assessment against personal property should decrease in line with allowable depreciation.

    yeah, that’s what accountants are for.

  139. Hu-huh-hu-huh-huh Shut Up, Dillrod! *Smack!*

    Knock it off, Beavis, or I’ll get Lars to go all medieval on your ass.

  140. Hehehehehehehehehehe! You said “ass”, Assmunch! Hehehehehehehehe!

  141. I pay property tax on all my equipment and fixtures to the municipality my business is located in.

    We pay property taxes on both our vehicles to the town we live in.

    As self-employed people, we pay both sides of social security and both sides of unemployment insurance, which we can virtually never hope to collect on should something happen to our business.

    We rent private mailboxes and every once in a while the town tries to send a property tax bill to one of our customers for the ‘property’ they rent from us. A 3″x5″ tube in our wall.

    *shakes head*

    It does get tiresome.

  142. I miss those guys. I tried to watch one of the DVDs of them, but because of copyright, the DVDs don’t have the music vids, and without the music vids, B&B just suck. They weren’t funny at all.

  143. I went to school with B & B…and Daria too.

  144. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

    You sound like a penitent altar boy, Chief!

  145. Just got this in my mailbox:

    An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. ‘Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?’ he asks.

    ‘$100,’ she replies.

    With a heavy accent he says ‘Do you do Immigrant Style?’

    ‘No,’ she says.

    ‘I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.’

    ‘No’, she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

    ‘I pay you $300.’

    ‘No’, she says.

    ‘I pay you $400.’

    ‘No’, she says.

    So finally he says, ‘OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.’

    She thinks, ‘Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?” So she agrees and has sex with him.

    They do it in every kind of way … Finally, after several hours, they finish.

    Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, ‘Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is ‘Immigrant Style’?’

    The illegal immigrant replies, ‘You send bill to Government!’

  146. Me, too! Weird – they’re everywhere!

  147. >> It does get tiresome.

    I’ll bet.

    How about a cookie and an awesome hug?

  148. How about a cookie and an awesome hug?

    That line got me on the registry.

  149. I’ll just take a rub on the hump…for luck!

  150. Love that song, MCPO. Can’t go wrong with teh Beatles.

  151. I know sohos and Mare (among others of us) have been despairing of late on the political front. This was a nice reflection and offers some hope. It buoyed my spirits a bit. I hope it’s not old news to you:

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/07/024123.php

  152. hugs are good

  153. Silence sucks. Make some noyz.

  154. Are you going to a party, Jazz?

    http://bacn.me/9jx

  155. Jewstin – Love the shorts!

  156. They’re certain to be the most flattering thing in Jazz’s closet.

  157. Jazz, powerline’s down?

  158. I don’t think so… lemme try again.

  159. Here’s Jazz, age 7:

    http://bacn.me/9k0

  160. Link’s not working for me, Jewston. 403-Forbidden. What the heck did you send me that a place that accommodates the Hostages won’t let me see?

  161. PA – the link and the site are working for me. It’s a post by Paul Rahe called “Paul Rahe: Sobriety and Hope”

  162. How’d you get my kindergarten photo, Jewston? Damn you!

  163. Here’s Jazz at work:

    http://bacn.me/9k1

    They cropped out the part where he’s touching himself in the swimsuit area.

  164. Jazz shows off his cameltoe:

    http://bacn.me/9k3

  165. It’s a moo-moo:

    http://bacn.me/9k4

  166. Making a batch of these — http://fatmanapproved.com/blog/2009/07/24/from-the-fat-mans-wife-2/

  167. When we were in HS, we spent a lot of weekends here.

    SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

    http://www.atcorace.com/

  168. Jazz, I finally got it to load, but had to disable my No-Script add-on. Now I can read it.

  169. Heheh
    This made me snicker
    http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2009/07/25/theft-not-always-a-bad-thing/

  170. You say potato, I say BLAM!!!!!

    http://lolpics.se/?id=916

  171. You say potato, I say BLAM!!!!!

    http://lolpics.se/?id=916

    That will make some Vicar very happy.

  172. You say potato, I say BLAM!!!!!

    I know a potato farmer that would cry about that. I almost emailed it to her.

  173. Mesa – Those things have hashmarks?

  174. Okay MCPO…let’s try to focus. If I have 3 oranges and then I give you 2 oranges, how many oranges will you have?

    http://tinyurl.com/75okbt

  175. Here’s a hint, Chief. Fresh squeezed.

    http://tinyurl.com/ktfms3

  176. Mare – How’s that part-time job working out for you?

    http://tiny.pl/hhdb6

  177. Rosetta takes out a want ad.

    http://tinyurl.com/ntzfze

  178. compos could never understand why no girls would talk to him.

    http://tinyurl.com/kpafa5

  179. This make me laugh.

    http://tinyurl.com/n67ezh

  180. Stupid Amish.

    http://tinyurl.com/2gqkoy

  181. BDSManlesbo.

    http://tinyurl.com/nyyuo6

  182. Hey, Mesa . . . nice goatee.

    http://tinyurl.com/ljystj

  183. A naked compos slowly opens the bedroom door and walks in….

    http://tinyurl.com/ynt5tb

  184. Hahahaha! Come ‘ere you little fucker.

  185. Who wants to see Rosetta’s beaver?

    http://bacn.me/9kg

  186. I never realized how popular E.T. was with the ladies.

    http://tinyurl.com/monyon

  187. jewstin did you see the name of the picture of the Beaver?

  188. so, yall remember when PJM showed us that Rabbit link that went to amazon? They are now SOLD OUT! I am so pissed.

  189. jewstin did you see the name of the picture of the Beaver?

    Hah! I didn’t notice.

  190. PIpe down, Jew!!

    http://tinyurl.com/dz89ol

  191. Jewstin sure does love winter.

    http://tinyurl.com/lfszgj

  192. Compos finally gets laid:

    http://bacn.me/9ki

  193. Romy?! What have you done???

    http://tiny.pl/hhdzx

  194. OK, back from the VA. First time I had a chance to get snotty with a health care worker there.

    She was busy telling my 94 year old friend that he was ineligible for vision services because he wasn’t registered, and that he couldn’t register because his income was too high last year.

    She looked far too happy to be telling my friend that, so I took a little pleasure telling her that not only did we register him that very morning, but had just talked to HER supervisor to make sure it was OK for us to come up.

    And where is YOUR supervisor, because I suddenly would like to talk to him about you.

  195. Does anyone want to hear the best song ever written?

  196. yes

  197. “Call Me When You’re Sober.” Evanescence.

    Don’t you dare drop that Duke Lion shit, rosetta.

  198. Bad enough I have to kiss wiser’s ass to maintain my post privileges here. Now, I have to feign interest in some juvenile crap Rosie want to post?!

  199. Good Job Xbrad!

  200. Where ya goin’ BiW?

    http://bacn.me/9kj

  201. New post, stupid people.


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