Out:The Beatles In:Das Racist

I don’t know why but this song kicks ass.  Don’t even try to hate it.  You can’t.  It’s an ear worm.

It exceeds on four levels:

(1)  The band’s name is Das Racist.  Hahahahaha!

(2)  The music is fucking catchy.

(3)  The lyrics are hilarious.

(4)  The song is basically a take on Beckett’s “Waiting for Godot”.

I may or may not have made that last one up.

 

Hey Beasn, whatcha doin’?

 

Peace through douche!

198 Comments

  1. Tryst!

  2. Missourians must be proud: http://lucianne.com/article/?pageid=tea_party_pooper

  3. wow

  4. The chick with the vacuum looks more like Romy.

  5. Does anyone else remember the Joe Schmo Show?

  6. Did you like the song, soohoo?

  7. I’m at the Pizza Hut.

  8. I’m at the Taco Bell.

  9. oh yeah good stuff

  10. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

  11. I’m at the Pizza Hut

  12. pretty fuckin’ funny

  13. If I smoked dope, I would get high and listen to that song for 6 hours straight.

    I’m at the Taco Bell.

  14. So the Cubs beat the Astros last night. Ugh! I am watching The Break-up for the 100th time and they are at Wrigley Field…someday I am going there

  15. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

  16. There’s no finer place to watch a ballgame than Wrigley Field, dear thing…

  17. I’m at the White Castle!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGdqcez2JM

  18. It is on the bucket list

  19. When I stopped at the store today, I ran into one of the ladies from church. She of course asked how I was doing. I said fine.

    She looked at me a little funny.

    I was in the checkout line.

    I had a box of Ho- Hos and a 1.75L bottle of cheap bourbon.

  20. BiW,

    Did you see this article about attorney malpractice?

    http://tinyurl.com/27vm5e

    It’s happening in your backyard so I figured you might even be involved in it.

  21. The Beatles RULE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeP1Klmk0ng

  22. xbrad thats classic

  23. I would do anything (and I know my audience) for a beer right now

  24. sohos, want to go to the Wrigley Field combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell with me?

  25. Great Post!

    Peace through Douche! hahahahaha….That’s still funny.

    Brb… going to the combo store.

  26. “I had a box of Ho- Hos and a 1.75L bottle of cheap bourbon”

    LOL…hahahahahahahahahaha

  27. yes!

  28. Rosetta, linky no worky.

  29. I’m at Bennigan’s!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWmf3Waio9E

  30. we have to wait until I am off South Beach b/c I want a hot dog and lots of beers

  31. oh mr mesablue your team won

  32. I’m at The Olive Garden

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EJnEXuUR54

  33. How many days on SB Sohos?

  34. I’m at SoHoS’ house!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kbyte51MY

  35. Only in Japan —

  36. 7

  37. oh mr mesablue your team won

    Big time.

    Grand Slam walkoff.

  38. I lied, it was actually a box of Ding Dongs.

  39. we have to wait until I am off South Beach b/c I want a hot dog and lots of beers

    Done!

  40. Mesa, that was pretty cool last night, but what about the guy in the Nationals that got two Grand Slams in one game?

  41. I suspect that xbrad actually had a box of Ding Dongs rather than Ho Ho’s.

  42. I’m at the Seafood Shack

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4SAOaXbG7w

  43. I suspect that Rosetta had a mouthful of Dong rather than Big Duke Lion.

  44. I’m at Ponderosa

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQt5WPQTwN0

  45. thanks rosetta, that song got ALL the kids flocking to my computer

    in Florida ours was a combo of pizza hut taco bell and kentucky fried chicken. top that biznitches!!

  46. I’m at the Domino’s.

  47. hahahaha, I LOVE that song b-rad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRJnLguhfk

  48. I’m at the Del Taco.

  49. mcpo older men tell me all the time that I look like a young teri garr…i dont see it

  50. I’m at the combination Domino’s and Del Taco.

  51. I’m at ur couch eating all your cheetos

  52. Xbrad, could you do that in private?

    http://bacn.me/9km

  53. I have sex with men.

    I have sex with women.

    I have sex with combination men and women.

  54. I always had a crush on Teri Garr.

    She was the rare combo of hot + funny.

  55. I have sex with goats.

    I have sex with sheep.

    I have sex with combination goats and sheep.

  56. Damnit. Forgot to change my email.

  57. I have sex with combination goats and sheep.

    Hmm. There’s something familiar about that avatar.

  58. Nothing gets by Jewstin.

  59. Damnit. Forgot to change my email.

    Hahahahahaha!!!

  60. I have sex with combination goats and sheep.

    Hahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/c4nvr9

  61. Everyone should now go back and listen to the Pizza Hut Taco Bell song again.

    DO IT!!!

  62. Obama lied!! The eldery died!!

    http://tinyurl.com/lpqczf

  63. Where you at, Rosetta?

    http://tinyurl.com/mm7fd6

  64. heheh
    I’m at ur couch eating all your cheetos

    I thought for a second you said I am at ur conch eating all your cheetos
    Why would you be eating conch and cheetos at the same time?

  65. I went to Taco Bell once……very very bad. Roadkill yes – Taco Bell no.

  66. they do not call it taco hell for nothing scottw
    .
    .
    .
    But the chulupas are teh good.

  67. I’m at the Love Shack.

    Love shack baby, yeah.

  68. SCOTTW ESCAPED FROM THE ATTIC AGAIN!!!

    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MAN!!!

  69. I’m at the Love Shack.

    Expense accounts are awesome.

  70. Rosetta – I read your comment. . . YOU CROSSED THE LINE!

  71. I think I hear DiT squealing like a pig in the background…

    http://tinyurl.com/kt5kml

  72. They were cleaning my cage and I escaped!

  73. Hahahaha. Well done my friend. Enjoy the freedom.

  74. Sean – That is an MLS listed house in Perry County, PA.

  75. What would MCPO do for a Klondike bar?

    I’ll tell you later….

  76. Ahhhh, should that link have been labeled NSFW??

  77. Ahhhh, should that link have been labeled NSFW??

    You don’t have a job, you hippie!!!

  78. Hurt a friend’s feelings today and can’t seem to make it right. “I’m wrong, and I’m sorry!” ain’t working.

  79. why on earth am I asking Hostages for relationship advice???? I have lost my mind!

  80. did you actually mean to link porn Rosie?

  81. What would MCPO do for a Klondike bar?

    Can I borrow an icepick? Anybody?

  82. seriously that freaky fake bj thingy is yuck

  83. That link should not have been linked at all. Fuckin philly cheese all up in my throat.

  84. “I’m wrong, and I’m sorry!” ain’t working.

    Then she’s not your friend.

  85. did you actually mean to link porn Rosie?

    Fuck no! It’s supposed to be a chick with a giant ass.

    Is it porn?!?!?!

  86. yes lots of it

  87. Black bootie invasion to be exact

  88. Uh oh. I’ll delete it. It shows up as a chick with a giant ass when I click it.

    Ooops. Sorry about that everyone.

  89. Rosetta, what are doing right now?

    http://tinyurl.com/n5yey9

  90. Patty Ann?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/nno555

  91. Romy, sometimes, it takes a little while. Give her a couple days. And if she isn’t over it then, burn down her house.

  92. And if she isn’t over it then,

    Have Rosetta write her an e-mail.

  93. What would wiserbud do for a Klondike bar?

    http://tinyurl.com/nco8b7

  94. Have Rosetta write her an e-mail with a link to Big Booty Invasion.

    You got cut off there, Wiser…

  95. I think Max needs to get a bigger crate, Vmax.

    http://tinyurl.com/n4enba

  96. Al I need to do is pour a bottle of water on myself to get a Klondike bar?

    Okay.

  97. Rosetta, what would you do for a Klondike bar?

    http://tinyurl.com/4fcqfx

  98. I remember that wedding I went to where Sohos gave a reading. It was probably the best reading at a wedding EVAH!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2yb25x

  99. Found in Sean’s dungeon:

    http://bacn.me/9ko

  100. Thanks Wiser,
    Max is as dead as that thing is!

    Hahaha!

  101. Hey wiser, whatcha drinkin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/l4a8vb

  102. Max is as dead as that thing is!

    Ooops. Forgot your current pup’s name. Sorry bout that.

  103. I want a beer hell I want 10 of them

  104. Trouble brewin’…

    http://tinyurl.com/lgh9nv

  105. No worrys Wiser
    Zeke is my Puppy.

  106. Have Rosetta write her an e-mail with a link to Big Booty Invasion.

    Hahahaha, might as well give her a real reason to be pissed off.

  107. ROSIE!! PHONE!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/lt4ws3

  108. so it’s not a real reason she is mad but you have apologized and she wont accept?

  109. Jewstin had just a few too many tabs of Ecstasy at the last White Party.

    http://tinyurl.com/kwezje

  110. I’m hitting the sack. I’m still trying to fend off this Beijing flu and my cough syrup is kicking in.

    Nytol.

    *tackles sohos, applies various torture devices*

  111. ouch beebee

  112. vmax whatcha driving?

    http://tinyurl.com/mqjjgf

  113. Sox is desperate for some lovin’

    http://tinyurl.com/ddvd7l

  114. Beijing flu

    That’s code for herpes, right?

  115. FAKE?

  116. *whew. Zeke reeeeeally had to go…..

    http://tinyurl.com/m5qepp

  117. WTF? Regarding the ‘vacuum incident’…if I want something with a long hose laying on top of me, I ‘ll just ask Mr. Beasn.

  118. FAKE?

    Octomom?

  119. I dunno why, but I’ve got just about the slowest connection today. Everything is taking forever to load.

    How slow?

    It’s like watching Sean try to learn.

  120. Freaky Sohos

    I go through lots lots of poopy bags Wiser, but none that big!

  121. Heheh
    Beasn is still hot!

  122. Someone save this for Rosetta. This is one of his favorite dreams.

    http://tinyurl.com/lqo293

  123. 93 indoors.. 92 outdoors, should I open all the windows yet ?

  124. fake

  125. FAKE?

    Manbearpig?

  126. 1. Whatever the hell that is TGSG, the babies are cute.

    2. 92 indoors and you haven’t opened the windows yet and turn on a fan? What the heck?

  127. 1. Whatever the hell that is TGSG, the babies are cute.

    very cute, and well done by the artist

    2. 92 indoors and you haven’t opened the windows yet and turn on a fan? What the heck?

    had the fans going all afternoon, but it’s still almost as warm outside as in. we seldom get this heat in Wa.

  128. chief:

    We discussed the McCaskill dealie in length the last few weeks at DPUD.

    She is a disgrace.

  129. need a cold shower, BRB.. someone bring more funny please.

  130. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/woman-charged-with-assault-in-potato-peeler-fracas/article1233816/

    Wiser is safer now that this lady is in jail

  131. TGSG – Turn on the friggin’ A/C!!

  132. “I want a beer hell I want 10 of them”

    Dieting Sucks!

  133. Eddie – Sorry I missed it. She is a pill, isn’t she? And the staffer flipping off the protesters – class. . . all low but, class nonetheless.

  134. Nice iPhone, TGSG:

    http://bacn.me/9kt

  135. Eddiebear, McCaskill’s lips are firmly planted on Barry’s anus.

    Did you see this? She had a ‘townhall’ meeting about healthcare. Just like those protesting her office, I’m sure she didn’t expect it turning into a tea party.

    A young soldier demands an apology (3rd video down) for her unConstitutional interference. Excellent piece.

    http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2009/07/sen-mccaskills-office-holds-town-hall.html

  136. “Nice iPhone, TGSG:
    http://bacn.me/9kt

    hahahahaha…”For the man who can’t afford anything.”

  137. Chief:

    In the last 2 weeks, she has tried to stage 2 Obamacare rallies in STL, using ACORN and the Daily Kos as the rent a mob to protest.

    Needless to say, neither one went well.

    Also, she barely won in the wave year of 2006. If not for that Michael J Fox commercial during Game 2 of the 2006 World Series and some massive ACORN fueled vote fraud, she might not have won. But she is dumber than wrapping paper.

    Ugh.

  138. Beasn:

    Yeah. I saw that. One of my co-workers was in the crowd last night.

  139. Claire McCaskill can suck a big root. Can I say that? Guess I just did.

  140. The O-bots there were so fucking idiotic. I swear, they had more water jammed up their anuses than the Poland SPrings bottling plant.

  141. Is that sweeper blowin’ or suckin’? Just wonderin’.

  142. *Walks into room w/cooler full.*
    Here, Mare, I brought you a 12 pack of beer, specially prepared just for you with darn near all the calories neutralized.

  143. Don’t know clintbird. It’s supposed to be on me and I can’t figure it out because I DON’T HAVE A WHORE MIND LIKE SOME PEOPLE!!!!

    Maybe she is getting off on the vibrations?

    *shrugs*

  144. Wasn’t she elected through some shenanigans in the city of St. Louis???

  145. Later taterbaters. I have pig poop to clean up, leftovers to put away, and a shower to take.

    Then beddy bye time. This working 40 hours a week, outside the home, is for the birds.

    Meh.

  146. Beasn – Goodnight!!

  147. Wasn’t she elected through some shenanigans in the city of St. Louis???

    Yep and Kansas City.

    They were bussing in folks past hours. Dead ones, live ones, drunk ones, baby ones, cartoon ones…..

  148. “Here, Mare, I brought you a 12 pack of beer, specially prepared just for you with darn near all the calories neutralized.”

    You know how to fulfill a girl’s dreams.

  149. The idiots from Acorn will be the spark that starts it all … just wait.

  150. Shoot, I wish porknebsbsbsbebb could stay. I love her political rants.

  151. My pleasure, Miss Mare! And might I add you look splendid tonight.

  152. Clint – Did you accidently swallow a Cialis with your Viagra tonight?

  153. Sometimes a tinfoil hat just isn’t enough:

    http://bacn.me/9ku

  154. Chief:

    All Democrats are in MO statewide races.

    In all seriousness, though, The Ghost Of Mel Carnahan* and One Term Bob Holden barely won Senate and Governor Races, respectively, in 2000, due in part to a judge keeping polling stations in the City open longer and the sympathy factor of Carnahan dying a week or so before the election. Needless to say, chaos ensued, and I swear 111% voter turnout took place that night in the City.

    As for McCaskill, she barely won, but the ACORN imprint was spread between STL and her home base of the KC machine.

    *The Lt. Governor at the time, also a Democrat (Roger Wilson), openly stated that should the name Mel Carnahan defeat John Ashcroft (the ballots had already been printed), he would appoint Jean Carnahan, the widow of the late Governor, to the Senate Seat. She lost in a 2002 Special Election to Jim Talent, who lost to McCaskill.

  155. Damn! Beasn and I basically wrote the same thing.

  156. Cialis is da bestest … or so I’ve been told by older friends.

  157. Oh well. Gotsa run for a little.

  158. Ditto.

  159. Whacha doin’ PJ?

    http://bacn.me/9kv

  160. Whacha doin’ PJ?

    Heh. That’s not PJ, that;s Nice Deb, noobie.

  161. Heh. That’s not PJ, that;s Nice Deb, noobie.

    Thank you for the correction, sir.*

    Whacha doin’ PJ Nice Deb?

    http://bacn.me/9kvi>

    * Alternatively, get fucked with the business end of a wood maul.

  162. Goodnight

  163. Sweet dreams, MCPO!

  164. Chief, we usually only get a couple of days like this per year. Even when it gets into the 90’s it usually cools down to the high 60’s at night. no need for AC except a couple of days a year. sorta like Havvaiaiia and no reason to install heaters in the house.

  165. Justin, did you knit that for me?

  166. Justin, did you knit that for me?

    Of course, TGSG. It’s alpaca wool.

  167. * Alternatively, get fucked with the business end of a wood maul.

    Hey, Jewstin, whatcha doing?

    http://tinyurl.com/m2l65t

  168. Welcome to The First Church of the Hostages

    http://tinyurl.com/m7ubc3

  169. Alpaca, sure it isn’t morrocan mohair?

  170. Nope, Peruvian alpaca wool, spun by children in an orphanage who were generously fed one cuy per week.

  171. Jewstin’s suppliers.

    http://tinyurl.com/ndhrlg

  172. “Welcome to The First Church of the Hostages”

    hahahahahaha….So true it’s funny.

  173. Wiserbud’s go-juice:

    http://bacn.me/9ky

  174. heh heh heh

    Jewstin’s a huge flamer…..

    http://tinyurl.com/d336fk

  175. hahahahahaha….So true it’s funny.

    too bad I can’t make it a header pic, huh?

  176. Jewstin’s suppliers.

    http://tinyurl.com/ndhrlg

    alpacas are pretty dirty I guess

  177. Jewstin’s a huge flamer…..

    I have a certain elan, or panache, if you will.

  178. alpacas are pretty dirty I guess

    You’ve never seen an alpaca mine? Dirty, dangerous places, those damn alpaca mines.

  179. I have a certain elan, or panache, if you will.

    Well, that’s why we love you.

  180. Jewstin loves the huge cocks.

    http://tinyurl.com/5jn6zb

  181. Prior to coming out, Jewstin used to bring his beard with him when he visited his parents.

    http://tinyurl.com/kwq75r

  182. “Welcome to The First Church of the Hostages”

    snicker, i already passed that one along to the whole damned family

  183. snicker, i already passed that one along to the whole damned family

    “damned” being the key word in that sentence, huh?

  184. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    http://bacn.me/9kz

  185. Jewstin used to bring his beard with him when he visited his parents.

    Thank heavens they’re near-sighted.

  186. “I have a certain elan, or panache, if you will.”

    Elan fur makes a great rug, and I love panache with a little bacon.

  187. Find ten things wrong with this photo:

    Try again, link-wizard.

  188. Rats. Trying again:

    Find ten things wrong with this photo

  189. ““damned” being the key word in that sentence, huh?””

    They had to put up with me for an age. Half of them won’t get the joke though 🙂

  190. Well, without even trying hard, I can name 6 things that are just totally wrong.

    Irony is obviously a foreign concept to those “women?”, huh?

  191. Find ten things wrong with this photo

    One of them has yet to be chosen by Rosetta as a BBF gal?

  192. One of them has yet to be chosen by Rosetta as a BBF gal?

    I think the one in the middle is Kerry Marie before shaving.

  193. You should make that it’s own post, Jewstin. We haven’t had a good joke thread in a while and this one should attract some good comments.

  194. In fact, instead of making more jokes, I’ll hold them for the new post.

    *whistles while waiting…..

  195. take your time……

  196. ‘Kay, the wait is over.

  197. gnight all


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