Big Boob Friday™

Good morning!  Welcome to the July 4th edition of Big Boob Friday.  Vmax, I said I wasn’t going to put this up until this afternoon but I got up early so I thought I would go ahead and post it.  Push it down later if you have something good.

REDNECK WIN SPELLING BEE FAIL!!!

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY FAIL!!!!

AMERICAN FREEDOM FAIL!!!

SPARKLERS WIN!!!

Emerson said the following:

“I esteem it a chief felicity of this country that it excels in women.”

If you like it old skool, here you go.

Your model for today hails from England which may seem an odd choice for the July 4th weekend.  However I think it’s good because our countries are like siblings.  They’re the older brother and we’re the younger brother.  Growing up, they pushed us around and gave us wedgies and made us eat dirt and stuff.  And then one day, when we got a little bigger, we beat the crap out of them in front of their girlfriend.  Ever since then, we’re cool.

She was born August 7th, 1978 which makes her an experienced 30 years old.  Some of us may or may not have seen some of that experience because she may or may not have made some instructional videos on how to insert tab A into slot B if you know what I’m saying.  I believe she needed the money for an operation for her grandma or to pay for law school or sumpin.

She’s a towering 5’3″, weighs a feathery 112 pounds and sports a 36DD-22-34 record.  She used to be 36HH-22-34 but she had breast reduction surgery in 2005, a selfish act so evil that it made all 32 of the Baby Jesuses cry.

Light a Roman candle off in your pants as you say hello to your model for today, Friday, July 3rd, 2009, Linsey Dawn McKenzie!!  YAY!!!!

Here, have some history with your bloody mary.  On this day….

* in 1841, John Couch Adams determined the position of an unknown planet by the irregularities it caused in the motion of Uranus.  Hahahahaha!  He looked at UranusUranus.

* in 1883, Czech author Franz Kafka was born.  He even looked a bit isolated and disturbed.

* in 1890, Idaho was admitted to the union as the 43rd state.  Must have been a slow year.

* in 1909, Greek billionaire shipping tycoon Stavros Spyros Niarchos was born.

* in 1925, Tony Curtis was born.  This quote is attributed to him: “I was 22 when I arrived in Hollywood in 1948.  I had more action than Mount Vesuvius; men, women, animals!  I loved it too.  I participated where I wanted to and didn’t where I didn’t.  I’ve always been open about it.” Um….huh?

* in 1930, the Veterans Administration was created.  There should be a very small list of government agencies that receive more money than the VA.

* in 1930, Pete Fountain, famed jazz clarinetist and wiserbud’s idol, was born in New Orleans.

* in 1940, Fontella Bass, who sang THIS song, was born in St. Louis.

* in 1941, ambulance-chasing attorney and human scarecrow Gloria Allred was born.  She may be the nicest person in the world but she looks and sounds like a fucking bitch.  Haha.

* in 1943, Geraldo Rivera was born.  Sometimes he bugs the crap out of me but I have a hard time disliking him.  He kind of a tool though.

* in 1956, Stephen Pearcy, the vocalist for Ratt, was born.  I distinctly remember the summer before my senior year of high school, driving around with some of my buddies with the windows rolled down cranking “Wanted Man“.  Dude, turn it UP!!!!

* in 1957, singer Laura Branigan was born.  She died in 2004 from a brain aneurysm at the age of 47.  R.I.P. Laura Branigan.

* in 1962, weirdo Tom Cruise was born.

* in 1971, Jim Morrison of The Doors died of heart failure in Paris.

* in 1984, the Supreme Court ruled that the Jaycees must admit women as members.  What is the Jaycees, some sort of cake baking organization?

* in 1989, actor Jim Backus died of pneumonia at the age of 76.  I liked Mr. Magoo.

I hope everyone has a fantastic fourth of July weekend.  I know with the government doing its very best to bankrupt this country, addict everyone to handouts and shove its giant rubber fist up our freedom hole, it’s easy to be depressed or worried or scared.  But fight the urge.  Our founding fathers weren’t pussies in the face of uncertainly and danger nor should we be.

This country is the greatest ever conceived in the mind of man or God and no man, even one who thinks he is God, can bring it down.  There are too many of us who cherish our freedoms and liberty and not enough of them who would trade both for a wheel of government cheese.

Celebrate and have fun this weekend but remember to be thankful for the freedoms we have and the brave men that fought to give us those freedoms.

Cheers!

382 Comments

  1. Well done Mr. Potato-head. Now go punch yourself in the nuts with a bicycle.

  2. My mom was way high up in the Jaycees women’s auxiliary when that ruling came down.

  3. Why was it called Jaycees? Sounds kinda gay. LIke “glee club”.

  4. Junior Chamber, as in “Chamber of Commerce”. They did charity events and road rallies, and ran a pretty good haunted house every Halloween.

  5. Ah. Nicely done, leon. You are teh smarteh.

  6. I hope everyone has a fantastic fourth of July weekend. I know with the government doing its very best to bankrupt this country, addict everyone to handouts and shove its giant rubber fist up our freedom holes, it’s easy to be depressed or scared or worried. But fight the urge. Our founding fathers weren’t pussies in the face of danger and uncertainly and neither should we.

    THIS.

    Thanks, Rosetta.

  7. Money quote for me, “Our founding fathers weren’t pussies in the face of danger and uncertainly and neither should we.”

  8. weighs a feathery 112 pounds and sports a 36DD-22-34 record.

    So remove her bewbs and she weighs 50 pounds. Anorexic lover.

  9. Hey thanks, beautiful ladies.

  10. I sorta leaned toward the Emerson quote, but maybe that’s just me.

  11. Jim Backus was also Thurston Howell III and the genie in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

  12. Rosetta, you planning on attending any tea parties? I think the St. Louis one is in Washington, MO? (there should be one in every city)

    I’m debating if I should go. Mr. Beasn may like the ride, ’cause he likes Washington MO, but he also may want to fish.

  13. Pipe down, Beasn. BEWB HATER!!!!

  14. Oh, and if you haven’t seen Tony Curtis in “Some Like It Hot”, punch yourself in the nads.

  15. Rosetta, you planning on attending any tea parties?

    No plans to but we haven’t really planned anything so I don’t know. It’s sort of a “fly by the seat of your pants’ weekend for me.

  16. Hey! I’m bewb neutral. Just pointing out the obvious.

  17. >> It’s sort of a “fly by the seat of your pants’ weekend for me.

    best kind.

  18. From the guy who wears no pants.

  19. Fly by the seat of my skort.

  20. We are having a huge kid friendly pool party on the lake w/ a firework show.

  21. Greetings Earthlings! Take me to your leader!

    BTW, Miss BBF is 112 lbs. like Rosetta is 4’11” tall

  22. >> We are having a huge kid friendly pool party on the lake w/ a firework show.

    How awesome for the huge kids. They never have any fun.

  23. How awesome for the huge kids.

    *breakfast spew*

    HA HA HAAAHAHAAAA

  24. Anybody see this?

    http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002088.html

    Scroll over the picture. Heh.

    I wonder if there will be any backlash from his victims about all this fame-worship going on at all the media outlets.

  25. hahahahaha Dave! You are too quick for me this morning. Must have coffee

  26. Great poat Risotto

  27. am on my third cup.

    OK BEAUTIFUL GIRLS (and you hostage boys too). I gotta split. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND INDEPENDENCE DAY!

  28. BTW, Miss BBF is 112 lbs. like Rosetta is 4′11″ tall

    BrewFan knows women like fish know calculus.

  29. With a 22″ waist and 34″ hips she very well might be that light. That’s teensy.

  30. Scroll over the picture. Heh.

    Hahaha. I like Treacher. He’s good and cutting through the bullshit.

  31. Great poat Risotto

    Thanks SadaharuOhs.

  32. Well done Rosetta, and might I take a quote from a while back? That Rosetta is one sick bitch, either that or an angry lesbian. Right on both counts, Troll.

  33. Hey Larauw – I was reorganizing books today (so I can find what I’m looking for) and I found a book – I think it’s a GErman play (Husband took German lit courses) ….

    It’s called “Spring Awakening.”

    LOL. Those bad poetry threads were teh awesome. All “inspired” by you.

  34. BTW, did you have a Spring Awakening this year?

  35. Raise your hand if you organize your books by color?

    About ten minutes into my task (and a bit overwhelmed) I briefly flitted with simply doing it by color. How fucking easy would that be?

    I did about 10 books (and it looked nice) but I couldn’t get over how stupid it was. Honest, WTF reason is there to put Camus’ The Plague next to my copy of “Was Einstein Right?”

    I’d never, ever find another book again.

    Exit question: Pynchon’s ‘Gravity’s Rainbow” – should I file with:

    1)Classics
    2)Modern lit
    3) simply use it as a doorstop

  36. 3) simply use it as a doorstop

    This one.

  37. This morn I’d like to pass along the words from Rob Halford. The things that make America great: choices, failings, picking yourself up and taking another swing. Character building- we need more. Because our great nation gives us the opportunity . YOU”LL WEATHER EVERY STORM THAT’S COMIN AT YA. I’m proof! Thank you America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDbAd4fYBA

  38. Carin, here’s a novel, fun way to organize all your books: Simply turn them around so that the spine is facing away from the front of the shelf …. that’ll make finding a specific book in the future not just a chore but an adventure! Whatcha think about that method?

  39. Carin, I saw that on HGTV (arranging books by color) and it really has a nice visual impact.

    Is anyone else having a love affair with their Sonicare toothbrush?

  40. MARE! Sterilize that darn thing and put it back up near “dental supplies” where it is supposed to be stored. Your bedside table in NOT acceptable. *Snortle.*

  41. Clint, go to your room and wait till your father gets home!

  42. Oh, okay. But I’m not happy about it.

  43. Is anyone else having a love affair with their Sonicare toothbrush?

    I hate mine. Every time it touches my crown the sensation of it makes me want to throw up.

  44. Well done Rosetta, and might I take a quote from a while back? That Rosetta is one sick bitch, either that or an angry lesbian. Right on both counts, Troll.

    Haha. Thanks brokeback.

  45. Clint – My life already has enough challenges.

    Mare – I’ve seen it on a ton of magazines … just recently it was in my Better HOmes and Gardens.

    Sure, it’s loverly. If you never read.

  46. I guess I could do it, if the sections were already broken up my genre.

    but I don’t think I can. I want it by authors and subject.

  47. This is what Mare looks like when she’s drunk.

    http://tinyurl.com/noy536

  48. mine is by genre, American lit, medieval, modern, British, cook books, Jane Austin, Grisham etc…

  49. That cat scares me Riccola

  50. Okay pics up, PA is awesome Look up.

  51. Thanks, Shim. I like your shirt. We all need shirts.

    Sohos, I will never call Rosetta anything but Ricola from now on.

  52. If I had a days notice I woulda had one made, but the pricks around here, well they just didn’t see the urgency. They’ll never understand *The Hostages* ,only a select few. OOrrah

  53. Okay pics up, PA is awesome Look up.

    HAHAHAHA!!!! That’s hilarious. Nicely done, shimmy.

    Did you tell DeMint to keep fighting the good fight?

  54. hahahahaha! Patty Ann!

  55. Sohos, I’ll be saying it like ” R-E-E-E-C-O-L-A-A-A “‘
    Cracks me up.

  56. Thats totally what I was doing too!

  57. This poat
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrtyPpwypI

  58. Yeah , I said -a Filipino style smack would be nice. He didn’t laugh, but did smile, seems like melba.I shoulda tickled him.

  59. Hey, all. I’m just doing a quick drive-by on my way to get fitted for my tux for my brother’s wedding next weekend.

  60. I will never call Rosetta anything but Ricola from now on.

    Listen you two chicks, you better not start nickname trouble with me. I will get the belt out and whip your butts.

  61. howdy Jazzy Jeff

  62. Does anyone know what time I’m supposed to start drinking bloody marys?

    I’m supposed to work out today but I’m really not feeling it. Know what I’m saying, tubby?

  63. I asked you to stop calling me that! I would start now if it were me…

  64. shim, you look like Hannibal Lector in the header pic with the lower part of your face covered.

    http://tinyurl.com/ntwnc7

  65. Yo sohos. What’s on for today?

  66. cleaning and then later we have to go to one of Count’s clients bday party

  67. I asked you to stop calling me that!

    Hahahaha. I just watched the Seinfeld episode where Jerry puts on weight from eating too much ice cream and Kramer starts calling him names. Hahahaha.

    Tubby is good but chubs is prolly my favorite. Chubs. Hahaha

    Soyhoy, if you go make me a bloody mary I’ll give you a full body massage.

  68. Okay. I’m going to work out so I can enjoy my bloody marys with a clean conscience.

    bbl

    Happy July 3rd, Jizzcuzi!!

  69. Rosiness you have got a deal! One Bloody mary coming up! Psst can I borrow your frequent Flier miles?

  70. dont hurt yourself Rabelaisian

  71. Thanks, Rosie, you farkin’ coprophage. You, too.

    I have to go. Sorry. BBL.

  72. Ro-Z you husky little sicko
    http://phoenix.momslikeme.com/members/journalactions.aspx?g=247104&m=2915622&si=Comments&pi=1
    Try this it’s faster.

  73. Izza slow day for boobie post. I think I’ll shall start to consume the adult beverages.

  74. Okay, beer it is and an Americana Zombie tune.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kUNpyvmU7Q

  75. HAH! Vehicles are washed vacuumed and Armor-All’d, laundry done and the patio is ship-shape. Time for some fun!

    Hey Rosetta, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pZIsu4mrY4

  76. Chief, the gel w/ applicator for the tires is the best I’ve used. I used to detail before I started spraying cars. If you haven’t used it,give it a try.
    .
    Jewstin’s love
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaF6IOODFc

  77. Rosetta, you used, cold, gyno speculum, why did you not post The Hostages’ Own BBF Forever Pinup on this holiday? Are you teh ghey or sumthin?

  78. MCPO you just jogged the memory of a favorite from the 80’s-instumental
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG0z024Z9PM
    Used to play this tape when making out with chicks in my eight speaker chevette.Ever try picking up girls a such a sucky car?

  79. EVB I have one for you. a cross of music -Long haired rockin ……cellists
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqUXDdJ3C-c

  80. Hey, let’s celebrate Romy’s home!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rw1T9LHwPE

  81. shim:
    nice

  82. Shim, great picture!

  83. I’m taking it to the masses Mare, my shame will be broadcast.HAHA

  84. Anyone else picture Rosie on the treadmill with a bloody in the cup holder and one of those long loopy straws, rockin out to this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEGFIbHJSHs

  85. I’ve been listening to the ridiculous over coverage of Michael Jackson’s memorial service planning on tv today, and thinking to myself: I wonder how many soldiers and veterans are being laid to rest today.

  86. Jewstin wears a shirt. . . sort of.

    http://tiny.pl/33hm

  87. An all-time great video!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5H0wUo37RY

  88. Clint, I have a wonderful remedy for that. Turn it off. When the media is ready to stop talking about him, perhaps I’ll tune back in. Until then? Forgetabout.

    Rush hasn’t mentioned him, I don’t believe.

    Mitch Albom has talked of little else the last few days.

  89. Annie Lennox has a cautionary tale. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMEDBhXh-w

  90. . . . cry for us all beauty

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4x3UzofUY

  91. That, Carin, is a rational suggestion. Golf Channel, here I come.

  92. ‘ afternoon, Chief.

  93. I’ve been watching lots of G4. Video games and Ninja Warrior.

  94. Still more chores?!?

    Hey, Clintbird!

    She’s not coming back. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZwEE2s3qxE

  95. I am doing chores, chores, chores…

  96. I’m doing chores too. I may go sneak a workout in a minute.

  97. Car/in No burnout yet?

  98. OK! Garage is squared-away!

    In her own mad mind she’s in love with you. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaCqN355SA

  99. Anyone else picture Rosie on the treadmill with a bloody in the cup holder and one of those long loopy straws, rockin out to this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEGFIbHJSHs

    Hahahaha. Jackass.

  100. Hahahahahaha. I love the world we live in.

    http://tinyurl.com/m9g2wd

  101. Rosie watch this interview, it’s 7 minutes so watch when you can okay watch it, it’s funny.JJ Dupree from Jackyl. I hung w/ a bar band drummerthat played in FL every year that knows these fellas.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgpubO9rKNo

  102. Socialist message but, the music is good:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGb9H1kn6cI

  103. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    http://tiny.pl/33qr

  104. What’s up with Palin resigning?

  105. What are you talking about, mesa?

  106. OH Chief, that’s gonna get some response when the Hydrant has landed.

  107. Palin’s decision now allows her to avoid the difficult task of running for president while serving as governor.
    This can be the only reason.Maybe

  108. It’s weird.

  109. Shim – Heheheheheh!

  110. I’d like to see Palin go after the fraud that’s bringing the baseless lawsuits,enact a loser pays by order of the Gov. Or take it to the people of the sttate and turn them on this wench.

  111. Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529935,00.html?test=latestnews

  112. Hey thanks for the best wishes Hostage peoples.. I just got back from visiting with Sonny’s family, it was a very nice service. He was a well loved man.

    Also it’s hotter n a mofaku here today!

  113. Rosie watch this interview, it’s 7 minutes so watch when you can okay watch it, it’s funny.JJ Dupree from Jackyl. I hung w/ a bar band drummerthat played in FL every year that knows these fellas.

    He’s a wild man. Any guy that uses a chainsaw as a musical instrument and writes a song called “She Loves My Cock” is okay in my book.

  114. What’s up with Palin resigning?

    New head of the RNC. She’s got a bigger set than Michael Steeless.

  115. Is that official? I thought she just wasn’t running for re-election.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    JOOOOOOOOONAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  116. Fox reported it, mesa decided, man-lesbian.

    As for the RNC part, that’s MY speculation. Might be useful to actually have someone who’s up for a fight and willing to talk about conservatism again heading up the RNC.

  117. It’s official. And if she means to run in 2012, it makes zero sense.

  118. HAHAHAHA that’s what i think.

  119. I’ll add, she may have a serious health issue. I pray not.

  120. This doesn’t make sense. I smell a scandal. DAMN IT!

  121. I might be forced to read only the Hostages and LOL catz from now on. Everything else is a downer.

  122. Hmm….if she can publicly defeat all of the lawsuits and turn it into a podium — maybe smart.

    Strange.

  123. “More from press conference: After touting Alaska’s accomplishments, Palin laments “politics of personal destruction.” Notes attacks. $500,000 in legal bills. “Life is about choices. I choose a path of fruitfulness and productivity. Life is too short to compromise time and resources…I will work very hard for others…I will support others…””

    Thank goodness, that doesn’t sound like a scandal.

  124. Mesa, off topic but your video of Bob Fosse in the Little Prince was amazing. Jackson absolutely ripped him off. And that’s just the type of show he would watch over and over again. He named his son Prince. The moves are almost identical.

    RIP OFF!

  125. I wrote this tune for a girl like Mare, while dizzy in a haze (on Mezcal) for forty days. Duffy did the hook, enjoy.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BMZdmFa-HU

  126. Well, one thing for sure. She stuck it up Hollywood’s ass and their feigning over Michael Jackson.

  127. Anyone singe their eyebrows or blow a finger off yet?

  128. mesa, next time remember to get rid of that m-80.

    http://tinyurl.com/65bvu7

  129. Yikes, Compos.

    My Mom’s worst nightmare.

  130. Shim, I think you’ve lived many lives.

  131. ALSO, my missus brought me some Cuban smokes from Grand Cayman (long story, friend’s kid got married and I couldn’t take the time off), and I am enjoying one now. My firsted evah Cuban ceegar.

    It does not suck.

  132. http://tinyurl.com/lz2768/
    spongee replacements

  133. so I have been cleaning all day and then I made some red beans and rice w/sausage…had a small bowl, and ZAP my energy is gone!

  134. In my honest but correct opinion, Palin needs no “handlers”. Advisors, yes. Handlers, no.

    Obama-fellating journalists have unwittingly showed their hand. They fear that woman as well they should. That to me should be taken as a sign that she should be our nominee. They are terrified of that woman because she embodies, in a hot body at that, everything they fear..

    And all the advice that she become some sort of policy wonk betrays the infection of Krauthammer and Goldberg, both of whom I like a lot, with the Obama flu. I was young at the time but I don’t remember Reagan carrying on about the intricacies of economic theory or foreign policy. He spoke simply and knew what he wanted to do to make this country better. No one can convince me that Palin isn’t doing the same thing.

    Their dismissal of Palin as some intellectual lightweight strikes me as their wanting so badly that the Republicans nominate some egghead in 2012 in the hopes that her sheer brain power and ability to split atoms with her mind will win over either the media or Democrats.

    Count me in the camp that says fuck that. She didn’t get elected governor of Alaska and run that state successfully because she’s a fucking dunce. The suggestion that she achieved that high office being an imbecile is ridiculous on its face. She has the wherewithall to run a state. The everloving Messiah Obama hasn’t run a fucking lemonade stand.

    Do I want her to be over-prepared should she run for President? Absolutely. Has she said things that, in retrospect, she probably wishes she hadn’t? Of course. But if she lives to be 150, she will never be able to say as much dumb shit as Biden has already said.

    If she had decreed that Iraq should be split into ethnic regions as Plugs did, she would rightfully be ridiculed. But she didn’t.

    Being President means having the ability to make good, smart and considered decisions giving the information at hand. She has that ability and to berate her for not having written a textbook on public policy is inane.

    LEAVE SARAH PALIN ALONE!!!!!!

  135. Hey compos — the diet is not working.

  136. Hiya Mare. Still playing nice I see.

    Dave, I plan to try my first Cuban cigar next weekend along with some Glenlivet 18.

  137. Also, boobs and booze.

  138. OMG! Mesa that dude in the car holy SHIT!

  139. And guns.

  140. I have to ask, did the jackass who fell out of the car live? Does anyone know?

  141. I’m audi. Hope everyone has a great 4th. Blow shit up, just not yourselves. Drink lots! Cheers.

  142. Does it matter?

  143. Well, I hope he lived but I also hope it was painful and disfiguring.

  144. Glenlivet 18 is the shit my friend. Enjoy!

  145. Palin’s resignation ensures two generations of Democrat-lite, pantie-waist, “moderate” candidates for president from the Republican Party. The media, the Alaahpundits, the Krauthammers, the Wills and the rest of our intellectual superiors have, by running Palin into obscurity, have ensured our children will live in a 3rd rate, Euro-socialist shithole.

    THANKS, ASSHOLES!

  146. If that fuckin goof ever had a girlfriend in his life he wouldn’t be lighting those crackers with a propane torch, the chick would do it for him,nice tits, dink.

  147. Coz have agreat one!

  148. Hey Rosetta — http://cgi.ebay.ca/Mens-Sexy-Spandex-Thong-Bodysuit-Black-Lingerie-E437B_W0QQitemZ180345568759QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_MC_Underwear?hash=item29fd6efdf7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A1215|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

    Mesa, you know most people are using “tinyurl” not “Guinness World’s Record Long URL”.

  149. There is a reason she announced her resignation right before Independence Day.

  150. This stuff does not suck.

    http://bit.ly/pyiBJ

    I’m on number 5…already grilled and ate steaks, baked taters and fresh salads.

    Happy Independence Eve Hostages.

  151. A great Seger tune,who’s afraid to cut the cake? No peeking.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRJw1kFlnY0

  152. Mare, why? I’m not seeing any upside to this at all.

  153. Man, Pupster , I have been drawn to that every time I look for something new, but shyed away and went w/ Harp or Sam Adams. Oh, up yours doggy.

  154. This stuff does not suck.

    Nice work, Pup. Their beers are outstanding.

    Happy 4th, bitch!

  155. I said that already you dork.

  156. “Palin supporters take cable news anchors to task for puzzling over announcement on “slow holiday news day” and missing Independence Day timing.”

    That was from Malkin’s website. There is of course no upside for us, Dave. She’s just ridding herself of the unbelievably nasty (the nastiest I’ve EVER seen) yoke of defending herself when she knows she should be doing other things for the state.

    How independent would you feel after saying goodbye to that mess?

  157. Why would you think there would be an upside to such sick political crap. Even her own party and party elites screwed her.

  158. That “conservative” shit stain Hot Air doesn’t even give her the credit she deserves. And Ace sounds like a complete ass today. Surprise!

  159. Palin resigns. I guess I’ll start drinking early today.

  160. My only disappointment, if that’s the case, is that she can’t take the hit.

    And that’s serious. Because it means she can’t take on the job.

    The job is tougher than our crap. It’s 24/7 hate. I respect her if she’s decided she ain’t gonna do that, I do. But it also means she could not do it.

  161. Dave, I have been in lawsuits that cost about $80,0000 in less than a year. She’s had at least $500,000 worth of defending to do. You don’t know how consuming and distracting to your life that can be. I’m sure we are only hearing the tip of the iceberg.

    Don’t be so cavalier about her not being able to “take the hit.”

  162. Children…

  163. I know Dave, he’s just trying to poke the bear through the cage.

  164. WOW! RHF is gonna kick some ass, she knows the direction of these links. You clowns best cover your nuts.

  165. Dave, you knows I lurve you enough to make you pie, but I’m siding with Mare on this.

  166. Ok, I’ll shut up about it.

  167. Read this.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/03/politics/main5131961.shtml

    Her resignation doesn’t strike me as an abdication and she doesn’t strike me as a quitter. I will say that she puts her family before politics, unlike a lot of other public servants, and if we do never hear from her again, it’s for that reason.

    But this isn’t because she’s afraid of a fight for fuck’s sake. She wants the fight on her terms. I also think it speaks well of her respect for the state of Alaska. If idiots fuckheads are going to tie up her time with lawsuit after lawsuit and eithics bullshit every day, can she well govern the state in that environment? I think not.

    This is not a “quit”. This is a game reset. To think otherwise ignores much of what Palin is about.

    Here is an intellectual analogy that you may not understand. In the movie ‘Commando”, after Arnold’s daughter was abducted, he did not immediately go after the fuckers that took her. He strapped himself with grenades and guns and shit. Then he went to town and beat some fuckers down that deserved a beat down.

    This is what I think is going on. Get off the radar for a couple of years. Let MSNBC goat-fuck other people for a while. If this is the last we hear of Palin, I will eat my skort.

  168. Okay…confession time.

    Sarah and I are running away together to Argentina.

    We will be opening a Leinenkugels distributorship together.

    Todd said he was cool with it.

  169. I agree, she can pick up the battleaxe when she feels strongest. And come out swinging for heads.

  170. She was fine when she left this morning.

    Had no idea.

  171. That’s the Leinekugels talking. HAHA I had to look at the word six times for spelling. 7 Indians.

  172. *slaps mesa with leather glove*

    *runs like a sonofabitch*

  173. Just throwing this out, and I am really not trying to light a fire, but if you disagree with me, is it because you doubt my conserve creds, or something else? Why the animosity?

  174. Sarah and I are running away together to Argentina.

    We will be opening a Leinenkugels distributorship together.

    Hahahahahaha.

    I mean YOU. BASTARD. GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!!!!!!!

  175. DiT, I don’t doubt your conservative cred at all nor would I ever. I just think you smoked the sherm on this one. Or maybe I did. Time will tell.

    Loser buys shots.

  176. I don’t think there is animosity, just probably some strong feelings — from wimmens.

    Back away slowly.

  177. *buys shots then, no harm, no foul.

  178. I actually think one thing she needs to separate herself from is McCain’s circular firing squad.

    Whoever those fuckers are need to have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up.

    McCain’s campain was doomed because it was McCain. Not because she was some diva freakshow. And if she was a diva freakshow, that doesn’t say much for the McCain campaign for choosing her.

    There is a shitload of CYA with those fuckers so putting space between her and them is not a bad idea either.

  179. Schmidt is fucking her over, big time, no arg. He’s a dick and he lost. The leaks are fuckin bullshit, but that happens in baseball.

    Anyway, time to rub my meat with spices. Grill fires up in 45.

    Link dumb shit for me later to click on please, thanks!

  180. Easy Dave.

    Nobody except for Sarah really knows what the plan is.

    If she is outski, I’m disappointed, but not really surprised.

    If she is coming back into national politics, resigning the governorship was a bad move in my opinion…I agree.

    Name one politician…FUCKING ONE besides Sarah, that could quit and be satisfied with staying home, raising a family, and shooting the occasional moose.

  181. *steps behind Mesa with chest pumped up and hands on hips*
    Where you going big boy?

  182. I’m sitting here with seven fine representatives from the Native American community and I don’t have the capacity for any more long rants. Can we makes jokes about poo and how much mesa sucks and stuff?

    Thank you in advance.

    brb

  183. If she is outski, I’m disappointed, but not really surprised.

    Pup why would you feel not really surprised?

  184. Mesa – I have strong feeling too. About the media, the Dems and the countryclub Republicans who made it their cause to make sure Sarah Palin was run out of politics.

    Ace, Allah, Goldberg, Mccain, Krauthammer and the rest can kiss the snotty end of my dick!

  185. Dave, I would NEVER want you to shut up. Your opinion is correct–to you. I just want to voice mine, too.

    And the bestest speculation I read (in a comment somewhere) was hope that she was going to start a new party. I would love to see that if only for the reason I would never be forced to vote for a RINO again.

  186. fuck, am I ranting pups?

    geez… I love you guys and I’m not trying to crap in the punchbowl. Honestly.

  187. I can understand with all the lawsuits and the money to fight them. Also having a kid Trig’s age would really make one think. The hate is strong too. So many reasons to resign.

    However if she were to get out on speaking engagements etc to pay off the legal bills and keep in front of the people she could up her numbers and build her base.

    She is going to take a hit from the media and the party elite for resigning, but she is being pilloried daily and can do little to defend herself while running the most remote state in the union.

  188. Oh yeah, and fuck David Letterman in the ass with a telephone pole!

  189. MCPO, I think you mean an old, creosote soaked, splintered telephone pole.

  190. In honor of the 8th Indian, i’d like to dedicate a song for PJM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBVtZbpiRZA

  191. Did you know that Leinenkugel’s has a picture of an squaw on the bottle?

    True story.

  192. “squaw on the bottle?”

    That’s PJ’s great-grandmother.

  193. Think about it, if she is making 100k as the Gov, and has 500k in legal bills. Vs if she can make 25k to 50k (I am pulling those numbers out of my ass) per speech. not only has she eliminated the ethics complaints she can get in front of people and build her base while paying off the bills.

  194. How is it that I’ve arrived at this point in the holiday weekend with no beer in my house? I so suck at drinking.

  195. Isn’t squaw supposed to be a bad word, like puta or bitch?

  196. I’m not surprised because I’m a pessimist. I hoped…but never really believed Sarah could become a viable candidate because she can’t get traction WITH HER OWN FUCKING PARTY!

    Even though the voters love her and would do anything to help her. Shit…she’s a fucking ROCK STAR and is being marginalized by the powers that be.

    I think she is quitting politics for good.

  197. Reagan had the same problem , Pup. Then came on lika HURRICANE.

  198. I dont. I think she is changing directions and tactics. I think she is going to regroup and then come out with guns blazing. At least I hope so for our Countries sake and so that Riccola doesnt have to eat a skort

  199. She has plenty of reasons to quit for good too Pups

  200. Shim that is exactly what I think. Palin always uses sports analogies and I bet she has Reagan’s “playbook” and is going to sell herself as the next Reagan

  201. Wouldn’t it be interesting if Sarah shows up at the largest Fourth of July Tea Party?

  202. How is it that I’ve arrived at this point in the holiday weekend with no beer in my house? I so suck at drinking.

    The think is, you can never be declared a failure. Drinking, like medicine, is a PRACTICE.

  203. Of course, unless one glass of wine-in, you’re already making typos.

  204. Be more interesting iffin she showed up here to serve me beer and slice my steak.

  205. And that thought about her possibly spearheading an entire new political party was intriquing too.

  206. Mesa SO SUCKS, Rosie.

  207. How is it that I’ve arrived at this point in the holiday weekend with no beer in my house?

    I had respect for you right up to this point.

    Also, I wish wiserbud was here to ban DaveinTexas. Hahahahaha.

    Palin may very well be the first person to disprove the Peter Principle. She just doesn’t strike me as the person that went on a moose hunt and quits because she didn’t kill a moose.

    Also, the best joke punchline ever: “Is it moose cock?” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Fuck you Canada.

  208. Car/in have you slept off the road bugs? Or are you a trooper and punch right thru?

  209. Rosie, I don’t even know the joke … but the punchline made me laugh out loud!

  210. Mesa SO SUCKS, Rosie.

    That guy could suck a giant red star through a nanotube, Carin.

    At least that’s what shim said.

  211. Hello from Florida

  212. Hell, I’m not even drinking and I’ll bet I’ve got more booze in my house than half of you turd burglars!

  213. Going to the Bark Park.

    See you later http://bit.ly/yJ4ny

  214. Is Dave arguing that she … wimped out? ‘Cause, if so … I kinda agree.

    Politics is ugly. I really thought she could stand up to it. That’s what it’s all about. I like her, and I understand people haven’t been “fair” … but still…

    I think back to what our Founding fathers did for their county, and I’m thinking if we’re going to idolize Palin as some sort of … [regretting wine I drank, ’cause I can’t think of the word, pretend I said something intelligent here] …

    You know what I’m saying?

  215. Good’n PUP

  216. ohhh. PUNCH DRUNK!

    I had a good night’s sleep last night, but I haven’t really made it up. Plus, being a bad-ass, I worked out yesterday and today.

  217. Powder dry Car/in

  218. MCPO – if I didn’t drink, I’ve have TONS of booze in my house.

    LOL. What’s the date when you can drink again?

  219. ‘Cause, if so … I kinda agree.

    Of course, as far as I know, you don’t owe lawyers $500,000.00 and counting.

  220. NEVER regret drinking.Holy shit I’m gonna shot gun one for that faux pas.

  221. I made dinner, it’s all ready, and my husband went to the Home Depot.

    Why? JUST WHY?

    chicken piccatta in case you’re wondering.

  222. Car in – Around the 15th.

  223. Well, does she? I mean, she has a LOT of fans that are prolly happy to pick up her legal fees.

  224. So … the COUNTDOWN BEGINS!!!!

    And, my thought is … the lawsuits are already happening. Are they going to be dropped now that she’s calling it quits?

  225. Fuck you Canada.

    Ricola I always had a crush on you now its officially LOVE!

  226. Car in sometime food has to take a back seat to tools.
    I honestly do not think I have ever made it out of Home Depot with out spending $200

  227. Rosie, I don’t even know the joke … but the punchline made me laugh out loud!

    HA! Excellent.

    Two Canadians were bored and decided to play a game a of 20 questions.

    Bob decided that he would pick the topic so he thought for a second. When he had it, he told Doug to start the guessing.

    Doug thought for a second and asked, “Is it good to eat, eh?”

    Bob thought for a second and said, “Yeah, I guess so, eh.”

    Then Doug asked, “Is it moose cock?”.

    “You win”, said Bob.

  228. I actually hope all Palin’s detractors go crazy about her announcement over the next several days. That’ll do two things at least: 1. Again demonstrate how afraid they are of her; 2. Energize her base as she prepares her next move.

    Or maybe not????

  229. And, don’t get me wrong … that legal shit is as wrong as wrong can be. Fuckers.

    I think we should adopt the German way of handling lawsuits. From what I understand, if you bring suit and LOSE you have to pay all the fees of whomever you sued.

  230. How is the puppy Car in?

    Where are the puppy pics?

  231. vmax, my chicken is DRYING OUT right NOW as I type.

    It’s a crime, really.

  232. I have puppy pics, I just haven’t loaded them. Will do. When I’m sober.

  233. I tried not to laugh at the actual joke, Rosie … but I couldn’t help myself. That joke is SO dumb it’s a wonder I didn’t think of it myself!

  234. Ricola I always had a crush on you now its officially LOVE!

    YAY!!!

    XOXOXOXOXOXO

  235. Geez you Debbie Defeatists, think this through for a minute.

    Is there perhaps an important election coming up in say, 2010?

    Is the current leader of the RNC as inspiring as a bowl of lukewarm oatmeal?

    If the party continues on the path its on now, will the candidates for the GOP be less inspiring then the Donks currently driving us on a fast freight to Hell?

    Where can she do the most good right now?

    Where can she attract new candidates who “get it” and re-energize the base to go out and campaign for them? Waves don’t start at the top, they start at the bottom, and I think we can all agree we need a furshingugling tsunami to wash the kleptocrats and the career minded socialist swanzsucking dilrods out of the House and Senate right now. NOTHING would give me greater satisfaction than a Congress that simply says “NO.” every single time Jugears and the Sheriff look down their noses and present another priority from their anti-American agenda. I don’t see that happening without a change in the leadership at the RNC.

  236. Ricola I always had a crush on you now its officially LOVE!

    It’s OK Sohita, I can handle rejection. I’ve been divorced in Michigan.

  237. I think we should adopt the German way of handling lawsuits. From what I understand, if you bring suit and LOSE you have to pay all the fees of whomever you sued.

    ahem…ENGLISH RULE…ahem.

  238. I tried not to laugh at the actual joke, Rosie … but I couldn’t help myself. That joke is SO dumb it’s a wonder I didn’t think of it myself!

    Hahahahaha. Clint, it’s the second dumbest joke next to the chicken crossing the road. I read it in Maxin magazine about 5 years ago and it made me cry.

    ‘Is it moose cock?”

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/c3872l

  239. Ricola I always had a crush on you now its officially LOVE!

    Fickle.

  240. She is going to take a hit from the media and the party elite for resigning, but she is being pilloried daily and can do little to defend herself while running the most remote state in the union.

    Well, yeah, that’s how it’s supposed to work. Make it impossible for her to do her job. When she understands there will be no end to this bull and she does the right thing and resigns, they can say she resigned in the midst of being accused of multiple ethics violations.

    And with the media on their side, they can soak the ‘quitter’ and ‘ethics violations’ memes into the fabric of every story that mentions her. With no real understanding of what actually happened to this person, people will ‘know’ these two things about her.

    You really cannot fault their strategery (except for the underhandedness).

    Regardless, Dave CROSSED THE LINE AND SHOULD BE DRIVEN AWAYYY!!

  241. Hello, FIBF!

  242. lauraw, wanna fight?

  243. Patty Bran, howcum you ignore me on mytwitteringfacechimp?

  244. Hello, FIBF!

    HI PATTYANN!!!

  245. lauraw, wanna fight?

    Me first, man-lesbian. Go make out with Mare or something.

  246. Sure, Ricotta. Choose your weapon.

  247. Patty Bran, howcum you ignore me on mytwitteringfacechimp?

    The answer lies within the question, Gary Allred.

  248. Sure, Ricotta. Choose your weapon.

    Respect cannon!!! GO!!!

  249. Sure, Ricotta. Choose your weapon.
    Enormous Schwanz Only if he steals on from someone else
    Fine, rapier-like wit Sadly, no.
    Funny pictures
    Monkey Poo. That’s all that’s left.

  250. FECES FIGHT!!!!

    *slings BiW latest post at lauraw*

  251. I respect Rosetta for…

    FUCK, THIS THING HAS NO AMMO IN IT

  252. Awright, time to go brave the refrigerated aisles of Meijer and see if there’s any beer left there.

  253. *slings BiW latest post at lauraw*

    You won’t be laughing when the Jugears police come and arrest me for the one I’m currently working on. Its prolly gonna be three more days to finish, but, yeah. I’ll have a target on my forehead when I’m done.

  254. FUCK, THIS THING HAS NO AMMO IN IT

    HA! YOU LOSE!!! LOSER!!!

  255. Dave, what animosity?

    Saying “don’t be cavalier” has no animosity in it. If I said you were an f’ing douche bag, now, well, that would have a tad of animosity.

  256. Dave – Punch yourself in the face until my arm gets tired. http://tiny.pl/33gd

  257. (L to R) Mare, Sohos, PJM

    http://tiny.pl/33gf

  258. “MCPO, I think you mean an old, creosote soaked, splintered telephone pole.”

    Yeah, PattyAnn. Laughed like hell.

  259. Should we do a group hug?

  260. “Should we do a group hug?”

    Yes, let me get my khaki skort on.

  261. Should we do a group hug?

    Hug Deese

  262. As soon as you put on some clothes

  263. (L to R) Mare, Sohos, PJM

    That middle chick will never have to work a day in her life.

    Just sayin’.

  264. Let’s go somewhere and rumble with Paling haters. I’m bring a tire iron.

  265. That extra g is just for MCPO!

  266. Hug Deese

    Pipe down, neuterama.

  267. I haven’t started drinking and I have no motor skills. WTH?

  268. As soon as you put on some clothes

    NEVER!!!!!!

  269. Ed and Allah are piling on over at HA. What shitweasels!

  270. Wait a minute, Leon doesn’t have any alcohol on the 4th weekend? Is he a Hostage troll?

  271. I told you HA was a shit stain.

  272. Mesa’s new neighbor or Obama’s new Federal Prosecutor for Philadelphia??

    http://tiny.pl/33gp

  273. MCPO, that guy just doesn’t believe in the banking system. He carries his wealth with him.

  274. Redheads can be super mean!! http://tiny.pl/33g4

  275. “Hello, FIBF!

    HI PATTYANN!!!”

    As if.

    BiW, I cht you back everytime I see a missive from you. *goes to check right now*

  276. chat, even

  277. Ed and Allah are piling on over at HA. What shitweasels!

    Meh. Easy to pile on. Weak. I wonder if they were so dismissive of Dan Quayle and his potatoe.

    Sometimes it’s easier to throw an inconvenient entity under the bus than fight for it.

    I would rather be the last person fighting for Palin than the 4,894th person that said she was a loser.

    Fuck ’em.

  278. I have a serious question for The Hostages, Captives, Detainees, and Hangers On.

    How much betrayal does it take before it becomes treason? Is there a sliding scale? Is it based on the weight of a particular act, or is it a sheer volume thing? I am asking seriously for your thoughts on it.

  279. “Fuck ‘em”

    I think we’ve just stumbled upon the name for the newest political party.

  280. “I would rather be the last person fighting for Palin than the 4,894th person that said she was a loser.”

    This is why I’m mailing naked pictures of myself to you.

  281. Oh, wait, forget that I do that to people I hate.

  282. I’m a member of the Conservative Party. National security, fiscal responsibility, small government, personal responsibility, and booze, lots of booze.

    (are the last two mutually exclusive?)

  283. This is why I’m mailing naked pictures of myself to you.

    I’m feeling left out here.

  284. Gaaaaa!!!! Mare, don’t forget the SEX…

  285. “I’m feeling left out here.”

    I like you, therefore I would never send you pictures of me.

  286. I have beer, and I liked Dan Quayle. I read an article he wrote about a manned mission to Mars back in 1994 that impressed me. That was the first time I realized the press lied about people it didn’t like.

  287. This is why I’m mailing naked pictures of myself to you.

    Again?? YAY!!!!

  288. (are the last two mutually exclusive?)
    booze and lots of booze? Not exactly

  289. “I like you, therefore I would never send you pictures of me.”

    PattyAnn, that’s why I had to restate my position.

    “Oh, wait, forget that. I do that to people I hate.”

  290. Or not. Whatever.

  291. VMAAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!!

  292. what kind of beer did you get Leon?

    I am going to take the pups for a walk in a few, then have a drink or 5.

  293. Fuck it! I’m having 3 fingers of vodka over ice and I’m going to whisper “cranberry” to the glass and drink it, quickly.

  294. I am still miffed that “we” let the press and the libs get away with screwing Robert Bork. He would have been brilliant on the Supreme Court.

  295. I grabbed Shock Top for me (Belgian wheat ale made by Michelob) and Sam Adams Summer for the wife.

  296. FWIW, I thought her explanation of the resignation on her official website was awesome.

    Now, she either retreats into private life, or she does what she says she is going to do — keep on fighting, and support others.

    That means, basically, that she makes a ton of appearances in support of Republicans in the upcoming Congressional elections. She uses her star power to help them raise money. She collects chips. She also forms a PAC and starts collecting money with lucrative speaking engagements.

    I’m with Rosetta (meaning, I agree that Dave is a doofus). I think Sarah knows exactly what she wants to do, and she can’t do it as Governor of Alaska. She’s looking at Obama, she’s looking at the weak Republican field, she’s looking at tea parties and unemployment data and the general fear of the public, and she smells blood on the water.

    Could be wrong, but I think she is a very smart and very ambitious politician. And I agree with an earlier comment — she needs advisors, not “handlers.” She did not appear in Runners World by accident. She’s poking the MSM in the eye.

  297. You know I don’t comment here much because you have like fricken 3 gazillion commenters already and I figure they have said what I would say at least 1 gazillion times and much funnier, but what the hey, I love the big- titted gal with the red, white and blue. Yeah, it’s not funny, but at least it’s true.

  298. I’m with Rosetta

    *aaannnnnd cue shot of MCPO not paying attention to anything after that statement*

  299. Guzizzah my dilsnufuses?

  300. I for one, DON’T want to punch Michael in the face.

    Michael, would you like a beer?

  301. I respect Rosetta for…

    FUCK, THIS THING HAS NO AMMO IN IT

    Lost the last round so I’m doing an ammo run for my Respect Cannon in case I get challenged again.

    Does anybody have any respect for Rosetta? Anyone at all??

  302. I’m feeling uncharacteristically generous toward Michael after that comment. I might let him sit in my spare lawn chair.

  303. Does anybody have any respect for Rosetta? Anyone at all??

    I do, but only because he’s man enough to admit he’s a racist.

  304. Michael, would you like a beer?

    Lutherans can drink beer? Huh. You learn something new every day.

  305. Michael, would you like a beer?

    As a matter of fact, yes, thankyewverymuch.

    *extends empty mug in general direction of Mare*

  306. “Lutherans can drink beer?”

    Michael, what was that smelly stuff you were drinking from that fancy bottle?

  307. There was a 4 month old Burmese Mountain dog at the bark park.

    I almost died from teh cuteness. http://bit.ly/FnKyE

    Plus, all that playing ruined my beer buzz.

  308. mare, I saw that after I wrote what I did. We were thinking alike.

    PJ’s back at the beach again. I say let’s ban her this time.
    Oh, and ban Michael. Always ban Michaael.

  309. I was just going to ask where PJM was.

    Pupster that dog is precious. Did you see where the North Korean’s are getting friendly with the Burmese? THE BURMESE???

  310. Always ban Michaael

    Michael has actually been banned from at least one blog I know of. But he gets a pass because the banner was a walking, talking, pecker-head.

  311. How is my FNW? Want to get some practice in for our honeymoon?

  312. Two, actually, IIRC.

  313. Michael has actually been banned from at least one blog I know of.
    HotAir??

  314. Michael, what was that smelly stuff you were drinking from that fancy bottle?

    Patty Ann, you are referring to the Gentleman Jack I was liberally imbibing at the IBMMP, which I normally am too cheap to buy, but Pupster (God Bless him!) sent a bottle.

    I lurve Pupster.

  315. I might be wrong…did Jack ban Michael temporarily at his old deleted blog?

  316. HotAir??

    haha! No, another pecker-head.

  317. Jack ban Michael temporarily at his old deleted blog?

    I think so. So did Bill INDC. Michael is bad news.

  318. HotAir??

    No, I have never even registered there. I was banned by Bill at INDC Journal, and (temporarily) by JackM at Letters from Desolation Row.

    I take pride in that. They are both jerks, in their own way.

  319. Alright, who banned Michael and why?

  320. Way back when, I prided myself at AOSHQ in being the Chairman of the Banned By Bill Association™. There were quite a few members, including Brewfan. It was a running joke.

  321. I can see why that would be a source of pride.

  322. I was banned by Bill too.

    I take pride in that.

    Word.

    Word to your mother.

  323. Lauraw – did you see my Spring Awakening comment earlier?

  324. Yup!

    http://tiny.pl/33tr

  325. Whatever happened to Bill, anyway?

  326. What ever became of Bill (at INDC)? See how I didn’t say his last name?

  327. Alright, who banned Michael and why?

    I don’t even remember why Bill banned me, but it was a very complicated misunderstanding.

    Jack banned me because of an evil scheme by Laura.

    Go ahead, Laura, try to deny it. I will post a 5,000-word dissertation on the whole “Pony” fiasco.

  328. Remember when Bill made fun of Michele’s Jersey accent? Haa haa ha a… ho …

    good times.

  329. Get out of my head, Carin!

  330. Bill became an embed during the Iraq war, and posted some really good stuff.

    Aside from his temper and short-guy insecurity, I liked him. Early on, his moonbat photo-essays that he would about demonstrations in D.C. were classics of the right-wing blogosphere.

    Now he has disappeared, so far as I know.

  331. Thunderstorm. Everyone shelter in place.

  332. Thunderstorm. Everyone shelter in place.

    I will drink to that

  333. Carin, yes.

    I saw it. Thank you for keeping it alive.

    Michael.
    That Desolation Row thing was your fault. I was good and right and perfect, and you were bad and wrong, and often.

    No; but really, I later on (much later) kind of found Jack to be kind of a hasty, intense fellow. He gets a hair cross’t his ass pretty easily.

  334. LauraW, I was going to ask you to put up Mesa’s sewer creature video for FIAF.

  335. Thunderstorm? Not here, we’ve finally got some decent weather. I took advantage of it by procrastinating about mowing the lawn and shoveling wood chips.

  336. Then I started doing other stuff and stopped caring.

  337. Jewstin, where do you live?

    (And what are you wearing?)

  338. (And what are you wearing?)

    Not a shirt, I’m guessing.

  339. Yeah, I’m not feeling the bloggy thing lately either Jewstin.

    Too busy catching up with 600+ comment threads full of YOU CROSSED THE LINE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  340. I live in Idaho, Mare. And I’m wearing an ivy cap and a pair of shorts.

  341. ivy cap?

  342. Ivy cap:

    http://bacn.me/8k0

  343. I broke out my chainsaw today and hacked on my tree. It was relatively mild heat and humidity wise only got to 92

  344. Jaunty!

  345. not what I thought Jew, but pretty cool.

    My 106 year old grandpa wears a fedora everywhere.

  346. I’m wearing an ivy cap and a pair of shorts.

    Note that no shirt was mentioned.

  347. Ivy Cap?

    THAT’S GHE….

    Oh. Right.

    Carry on.

    http://bit.ly/mua8e

  348. It suits me. I need to throw it in the wash though. It’s kind of crusty.

  349. Vmax alter ego
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSJLop26yI

  350. That Desolation Row thing was your fault. I was good and right and perfect, and you were bad and wrong, and often.

    *Michael contemplates writing the 5,000 word dissertation he threatened that will stomp Laura into the dust*

    *Michael sips his bourbon, flavored with mint leaves from plants sent by Laura*

    *Michael looks across the pool at his banana trees, which are bigger than Dave’s banana trees, and feels mellow*

    *Michael remembers making Laura dance with him, and probably hurting her feet*

    OK, Laura, I admit it. I was totally wrong, and you were blameless.

  351. Jewstin – Did you see the photo of you I posted earlier??

  352. Before Pupster says fedoras are gay my grandpa was in his 20’s in the 20’s
    He drank coke when it had cocaine in it. He had ice boxes that needed ice. his first car was a model t. (growing up his family car was a horse!) Electricty? he got that in the 40’s

  353. Jeeze Mare…calm down. We can hear you fine without the caps lock.

    http://bit.ly/UCbZm

  354. Just popped in to say hi and that the trip went well. Smooches and harassment later!

  355. All right. I just saw a comment from Roamy. Now I refreshed and it’s gone. Fess up! Who stole it?

  356. What just happened? A bunch of comments went bye-bye.

  357. I still see it PattyAnn

    How you doing! I have not talked to you in a while!

  358. Hello?

  359. I did not, MCPO. I’ll go look for it.

  360. Jewstin – Here ya go:

    Jewstin wears a shirt. . . sort of.

    http://tiny.pl/33hm

  361. Jewstin wears a shirt. . . sort of.

    You old bird, I’ll get you for that.

  362. That was weird. I had to restart my computer before I could see the recent comments.

  363. You old bird, I’ll get you for that.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  364. Dear Mare,

    Please stop fucking up the comments.

    Kthnx Bai!

    Jewstin

  365. *shakes fists at sky*

    MAAAAAAAAARE!!!!

  366. And they’re gone again. I don’t need this shit. Gonna go watch Jeopardy.

  367. WTF?
    I lost 1 hour’s worth of comments. I am back to 9:14pm

  368. What the hell? I am still stuck at 9:14

  369. Time for a new poat!!

  370. WTF????
    I rebooted and the last comment is 9:14

    It is 10:04?

  371. HI, Patty Ann. Sorry, I had left the scene. bbl.

  372. Next person to comment on this thread has to find out how Jewstin’s Ivy cap got crusty.

  373. Good night.
    I am ignoring Brew I have no Idea what the hell is going on. Catch ya tomorrow.
    V

  374. I’m watching a movie. WordPress is having some sort of psychotic break.

  375. Vmax,

    I’ve got you beat. My paternal grandfather was born in 1876 — 11 years after the end of the War Between the States — and my maternal grandmother was born in 1887.

    Whippersnapper. I got liver spots older than you.

  376. […] Not many people can stick their fingers in other people’s eyes while making valid points as my friend and co-blogger Rosetta the man-lesbian.  His parting thought on this morning’s post is a shining example of why I admire and hate him, and why so many hawt conservative babes spend their time throwing their panties at him (electronically speaking).  Signing off on that “peculiar Friday institution” (with respect to our euphemistically inclined founders) he said: I hope everyone has a fantastic fourth of July weekend.  I know with the government doing its very … […]

  377. Comment by TRO on July 3, 2009 7:53 pm
    You know I don’t comment here much because you have like fricken 3 gazillion commenters already and I figure they have said what I would say at least 1 gazillion times and much funnier, but what the hey, I love the big- titted gal with the red, white and blue. Yeah, it’s not funny, but at least it’s true.

    HEY!! I can’t believe no one welcomed you or tried to punch you in the dick, TRO. You should de-lurk and comment more often. The only funny, intelligent person here is me so there is plenty of room for you if you want to join the fray.


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