The most amazing forst four months…

Since the last idiot that tried to ignore reality and then spend our country out of existence…

Apologies for the push down of the push down.

162 Comments

  1. Morning Ladies!

    Yes I’m still up. Watching the History channel–which is asserting that our country was founded by free-masons and that Lincoln was gay. They also fit in the J Edgar Hoover was gay as well.

    The freemason segment was hilarious. Lots of loons. Conspiracy loons really are the best loons.

    Given the gay pride parade weekend in Seattle this weekend, is this buttsex week on History Channel?

    I survived the sim today, looking forward tomorrow.

  2. Sadly, I thing the History channel is trying to ‘tabloid’ itself.

    Right now they’re saying that Woodrow Wilson’s love life led to our entry into WW I.

    Yeah, OK.

    Love the fact that they have they have the same ‘pop culture’ historian doing the history. Hmmm…no real historians consulted.?

    Thread killer?

    Yeah, that’s me.

  3. jewstin,

    is all of this gaycentric crap tied to the ‘stonewall’ thing in greenich village a few decades ago?

  4. Damn,

    We really need to expand our west coast presence….

  5. It is the anniversary.

    Buttseks is fine. If I don’t have to watch it — it’s the in your face progressive buttseks that bothers me.

    I don’t want buttseks on my face.

  6. Multiple posts going right now, phat.

    My fault, I pushed down a push down.

  7. I don’t want buttseks on my face.

    That’s some low-hanging fruit right there.

  8. I’m a youngster Phat, a few decades ago I was giggling at Scooby-Doo and playing tag until the street-lights came on, so I can’t be specific.

    But, I think this gay-centric crap is the result of a self-destructive gay culture that believes in Hopey McChangerton, despite his obvious disdain for faggotry.

  9. I don’t sell buns and I don’t want the buttseks on my face.

    You must do it elsewhere.

  10. I live in a fairly gaycentric area — there is a certain militancy applied to the movement that most of the people that I know are gay don’t ascribe to.

    It’s almost like it’s getting old. Around here, gays are just a normal part of society. Being singled out as part of a “cause” is actually counter productive.

  11. The one thing that amazes me is that when I confront a gay liberal about Obama’s statements on gay marriage and the black communities beliefs as pretty much a whole — I am called a bigot and a liar.

    Then I ask for their email address and send them the youtube video with Teh One saying it in his own words.

    Never hear back.

  12. I should say “any liberal”.

  13. Jewstin,

    I think I saw that this was the 40th anniversary of the ‘Stonewall Riot’. Since no one got killed, I dispute the term ‘riot’, but i gather some gays basically refused to be ejected from a gay bar and bitch slapped the cops.

    Good for them. Then give them the tear gas.

  14. I’m quite happy keeping my buttsecks private. It makes me uncomfortable to see you peering through my window.

  15. Still watching History Channel.

    Was it FDR’s quest to bang every fugly chick in Eastern society?

    My god, talk about some beer goggles!

  16. I think there’s a generational split. Guys my age and under tend to look for stable partnerships. Guys my age and older tend to be queenie, in your face types.

    One big problem is that crazies like ACLU and NAMBLA aren’t run out of town on a pole. I don’t want their frothing rhetoric associated with me, and this is one situation where the storm is better than the port.

  17. I’m not peering through your window — an occasional gaze?

    Maybe.

    Not looking for buns or buttseks, though.

  18. But, I think this gay-centric crap is the result of a self-destructive gay culture that believes in Hopey McChangerton, despite his obvious disdain for faggotry.

    Ahem.

  19. I know a bunch of forty something gay guys that are not queens at all. Just normal guys who moved to an area where they could hang out and be accepted, who now choose to not hang out in the “community” because it’s always political.

    They’re tired of it. They’d rather hang out with a straight (slightly mixed) crowd in a community that could care less about their gaydom.

    No drama.

  20. “gaze”

    Heh. Nice pun.

  21. Heh, I wish I planned it.

  22. Well done, Sean. Thanks for that ‘point proven.’

  23. Oft to bed ladies!

    I need to take advantage of this kick ass Seattle weather and go for a long run/walk tomorrow.

    In St. Louis I would die of heatstroke.

    History channel is now alleging that George Washington fathered a bastard child on a slave (15 yrs old).

    Oddly devoid of proof….yet still worthy of the History Channel?

  24. Phat, I’d seen that series on HC a couple weeks ago. Pure bullshit.

  25. Admittedly, that ‘generational split’ thing is a generalization, but it largely fits my experience.

  26. Hmm, it’s the younger gay community here that is much more “flamboyant.”

    And, annoying.

    Their way was paved by the people that I know. Good people.

  27. Anyway, way late — good night.

  28. It’s gonna be hotter than fuck in the desert tomorrow. And I hate trying to sleep in the heat.

  29. Don’t sleep outside, then.

    Scorpions and shit.

  30. My attic is Africa hot.

    85 outside?

    95 in here.

    Not complaining. I just sit by the vent or go outside and drink beers.

    Beers are good.

  31. My mom won’t run the AC below 82. That’s just hot enough to make me uncomfortable. 79 and I’d be OK. But she starts getting cold.

  32. Buy her those jammies with feet in them.

    Dr. Denton’s, I think they are called.

    They make them for old people with a rear hatch for the Depends.

    They are fuzzy and come in pretty colors.

  33. I’m a cheap and poor bastard. I don’t run the AC until outdoors temps hit 100.

    I’m not a fan of summertime.

  34. My attic is Africa hot.

    RACIST!!!

    (Okay, maybe not.)

    NEIL SIMONIST!!!

  35. Well done, Sean. Thanks for that ‘point proven.’

    I wish nobody had to do anything like that.

  36. Oh , for fucks sakes. Just watched the video. Sounds like that tool wants to throw hisself a parade.

    Generality on gay folks coming – youngish gay men really “get their gay on” in the flamboyant department. I suppose/hope they outgrow that once they’ve really grown their gay wings.

    I had a friend in college who was “deciding” on the gay issue. He apparently wanted to date me – after he was already dating men – and I passed on that adventure. Anyway, after he decided he was “full gay” suddenly he found his lisp. @@. Last time I talked to him he was planning his wedding. This was back in 1990.

    Another mutual friend was gay, and you would have never known it. Kept it private until he knew you. He and his “friend” (as he called him) lived on a farm together.

    He died of AIDS around ’92. His mom wouldn’t even visit him as he died.

  37. He died of AIDS around ‘92. His mom wouldn’t even visit him as he died.

    Aaaaaaand we start the day off with a big, bright, happy thought for everyone!

  38. Anyway, after he decided he was “full gay” suddenly he found his lisp.

    What is up with that? Did he feel like he needed it to fit in?

  39. Come on sweet meteor of death, take me now.

  40. I know, sorry. He was a nice guy.

  41. So, I see Dave is happy to be here this morning.

  42. Hey, I talked to my BIL by SAT phone this morning. Hot and windy in the mountains of Afghanastan. Two weeks and he gets shipped to Kuwait.

    He’s with 5 American Soldiers and 90 Afganies. Seeing a lot of action. Prayers please. Two weeks.

  43. Dave stay up late last night? Did he drink his water?

  44. Romy, I don’t know why my friend turned SO fucking gay.

    I think it was just a “fitting in” sorta of thing.

  45. Thanks Car in, sure will.

  46. Anyway, after he decided he was “full gay” suddenly he found his lisp.

    I’d imagine having your o-ring permanently stretched would cause you to talk funny. Kind of like burning the tip of your finger, only it’s your asshole that feels like it’s on fire.

  47. Did not stay up late. Work drama this morning.

    Thank goodness I drank my water.

  48. You mean they like to play with giant organs?

  49. YOUNG POAT
    GET OUT OF MY MIND
    MY LOVE FOR YOU IS WAY OUT OF LINE

    BETTER RUN, POAT,
    YOU’RE MUCH TOOOO YOUNG, POOOOAT!

  50. SHE DON’T GIVE A HOOT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY
    SHE’S LAUGHIN’ AS SHE’S ANALYZED
    LUNATICS ANONYMOUS! THAT’S WHERE SHE BELONGS
    SURE CUZ SHE IS ONE TIL HER STRIENGTH IS GONE
    YEAH LW GOES ON!
    AND ON AND ON AND ON.

  51. *sigh*

    With apologies to the young for the broad brush, and of course wiserbud (not really young just arrested developmentally),

    When did young men become so needy at work? Did I miss a memo or something?

    Also could someone please explain the rationale behind instant career growth? I’ll bet it’s just me, I fucked up and didn’t demand to be made a Director when I was 27, even though I had never heard of a balance sheet either.

    On the plus side, desperately needed t-storms today!

  52. When did young men become so needy at work? Did I miss a memo or something?

    Fast food mentality. Give it to me and give it to me now. Because I deserve it, despite the fact that I’ve done nothing to prove myself. Oh, and I don’t really know what work is because I’ve had everything handed to me.

  53. When hubby ran our other business, he hired a young man who would refuse to do certain jobs because they were repetitive and boring. He thought work was supposed to be fun.

    He didn’t last long.

  54. *opens the windows and door to air out the thread*

    I missed the news about the upcoming fun in Seattle this weekend. I’ll be too busy blowing shit up to attend.

  55. *opens the windows and door to air out the thread*

    Yeah, sorry, that was me. And it’s not sulfur from fireworks either.

  56. I’m sure my ideas on this are just quaint and out of fashion.

    Our payroll will increase by 25% by December. Not a lot of companies have that particular problem right now. I almost miss the days of fear and anxiety around here, tended to keep these conversations off the radar.

    Oh well. Now that I’m done crushing the unrealistic expectations tossed on my desk this morning, I can move on to the next pretty colored balloon.

  57. That is why it is called WORK
    FUN is called VACATION…

  58. I was so devastated when I was laid off in Jan. I mean I really loved my job and I was good at it. I had my own beautiful office and a secretary who loved me etc..but ever since then I cannot get my mind back in gear for WORK.
    I don’t want to get back into that corporate setting. Mind you most of the time I have been out of work I was in the hospital or stuck in the bed, but now that I am up and about, I am really excited about going back to school in Aug. and finishing my Master’s and NOT working for awhile.

  59. I’m of the opinion that healing up from a major injury and surgery is work too, but I get what ya sayin.

    Losing a job sucks, ain’t no way around that, but your excitement about the education opportunity is pretty neat.

  60. This is for you Dave:

    “Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.”

  61. FUN is called VACATION…
    FUN is also called SEX in some cultures.
    just sayin

  62. Yeah, sorry, that was me. And it’s not sulfur from fireworks either.

    *lights match*

    *sniffs*

    Ugh. Not cuttin’ it.

    *pours kerosene on a mattress*

  63. Sohita, The joblessness may be an underlying blessing(provided the money sitch is bearable), because stress would almost double your recovery. Understandable, that you have stress about not working,but the office load on a daily basis would wreak havoc on your recoup ability. Silver linings

  64. Work is for SQUARES, man.

    I had a friend who worked for an internet service provider in the early 90’s. His ‘job’ was to surf the net all day, opening up different connections from different servers to make sure all the connections where good. Of course this ‘job’ was automated after a few years, but I’ve always thought it would be pretty cool to make a living dicking around on the net.

  65. I might be an old fool. NOBODY KNOWS!

  66. I might be an old fool. NOBODY KNOWS!

    This is true. We really do not know how old Dave is.

  67. Setting the injury aside, I do not see myself jumping into something that will take me away from my family again for that many hours. Nina had to describe her Mother in an assignment last year and she wrote my Mother is a work-a-holic but she still makes time for me…sad actually. Now that I have been home like I used to be when I taught high school, I realize that I prefer to be around more.

  68. No. Please. Go. Don’t worry about us. We’ll be just fine. Honest.

  69. Cozmo? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. Pupster two words: Beer taster- does not get much better than that.
    Could you imagine anyone saying they was sick of their job? Man, this drinking gig, so monotonous.

  71. Cozmo? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That’s not compos. If it were compos, it would have been liquid-fueled.

  72. hahahaha yeah I didn’t say THEY prefer it ;)

  73. ***hugs to wiserbabe***

    Looks around for Lauraw

  74. One of the things I have noticed during this downturn when dealing with the yards and shipping people at most places I have to deal with is that the good ones were laid off, because they “cost too much”, and many of the C-level geniuses thought that filling the slots with grossly incompetent folks would be a swift move.

    Well, quality has gone down the shitter at these places, which means I don’t do business with them, and so on and so on.

  75. and has anyone noticed that there is NO such thing as Customer Service any longer?

  76. How would you feel about a pedicure?

  77. I’m about due for one, DinT, thanks for asking.

  78. I need one!

  79. xbradtc, please press the square root of 1,113,243,166 to continue. You have one second.

    sohos, park them over here and we’ll get started.

  80. gonna go back and read the last few thousand comments, but please know that I am here, and hammered, get used to it…..

  81. Someone please, remove the button from Cano’s new ‘puter.

  82. Can someone tell me where the 33365.298 key is? I can’t find it

  83. TAKE A POAT OFF FANNIE, TAKE A POAT FOR FREE, TAKE A POAT OFF FANNIE,

    AND
    AND

    YOU PUT THE POAT RIGHT ON ME.

  84. but please know that I am here, and hammered, get used to it….

    Glad to hear it!

    So, is pissing in the ocean whilest snorkeling a no-no? What if you’re on a snorkeling tour with twenty other tourists? What if you’re drunk and in the lobster tank at Red Lobster?

  85. What if you’re drunk and in the lobster tank at Red Lobster?

    hahahahaha…good one

    Compos…where you sticking that lobster?

  86. Americano?
    http://tinyurl.com/nhrmd8/

  87. Speaking of unemployment. I have a friend who is part owner in a real estate management and rental company. They own a number of units around college campuses and their business is booming. Prices are going up, and he is hiring additional people. Apparently a lot of people are going back to school because they either can’t find jobs or want to be more educated to compete.
    He is having a great time, making a shitload of money.

  88. hey, this thread is deader than wiser’s flaccid little peen and rosie’s hair follicles.

  89. *channels TBoM the Fag

    I’d like to stop here and take this opportunity to thank my beautiful wife for 7 years of wedded bliss as we celebrate 19 years of marriage on this day…

    *returns to being straight.

  90. AWwwwwww
    That’s so sweet.
    Congratulations, you two!

    *returns to not caring*

  91. wiser’s favorite book

  92. I’d like to stop here and take this opportunity to thank my beautiful wife for 7 years of wedded bliss as we celebrate 19 years of marriage on this day…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  93. what up booby mama

  94. wiserbud,
    Great joke.

    Why do gays speak with such a telling inflection? Seriously.

  95. tbom?

  96. off to get a hair cut.

    I’m gonna look just like this

  97. Why do gays speak with such a telling inflection? Seriously.

    Yannow, I was just thinking about that the other day when I was in court.

    There was this one REALLY good looking guy, but my gaydar was going off big-time…….because he was neatly dressed, well groomed and you could tell he worked out, but his gayness was solidified for me as soon as he talked. He just sounded WAY GAY.

    Then I was cracking up because this other REALLY good looking guy comes into court, these two don’t know each other, but I was watching the first guy check out everything on the new guy, especially his package.

  98. “I’m gonna look just like this”

    Nice.

  99. “any administration since FDR”

    my grandpa always used to say that if FDR hadn’t of died, he’d have been a dictator.

  100. Heh.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529576,00.html

  101. http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1297902.html

    Rosie has been busy

  102. http://tinyurl.com/nh3cz5/
    Pajamma momma, your up , have a seat

  103. what up booby mama

    CROSS THE LINE!!!!!!!

    http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1297902.html

    Rosie has been busy

    The guy pissed me off so he needed to sleep with the fishes.

  104. hahahaha…Rosetta Crossed the mutha f@#king line!

  105. Rosetta invented “The Line”.

    (Howdy Everybody!)

  106. *gives Sox a scratch behind the ear

    whattup, kittycat?

  107. Glad to be back home, not a boat or an oil rig in sight….

    How are things ’round here?

  108. How are things ’round here?

    heh. heh heh heh.

    Boy, did you miss some fun……..

    heh.

  109. heh. heh heh heh.

    Boy, did you miss some fun……..

    heh.

    Sounds like I’m gonna have to read three weeks of comments!

    Ms PattyAnn running out of places to bury bodies?

  110. Aw Drat! Be back in a bit!

  111. Nah, you can pretty much get the gist of it all by starting here

    Then jump here

    Which resulted in everything getting nicely wrapped up here.

    We lost a few people along the way, but eh, shit happens.

    Oh, and Farrah Fawcett died. That sucked.

  112. Cool F-22 pic.

    http://tinyurl.com/nbu2cw

  113. Am I the only one around that dislikes Obama? I can barely stand to watch that Video.

    Drudge has him giving the eye and calls it the “evil eye”. He needs to use the Hawaiian phrase, it is called “Stink Eye”. Obama is always giving the stink eye. If he did that in Hawaii, and wasn’t President, he would get punched.

  114. I want to take a dump on The Line.

  115. I want to take a dump on The Line.

    if by “The Line” you mean your mama…I already did that

  116. That other blog, BTW- is that the official site to go air serious grievances against wiserbud?

    Because if it’s not, I think we should create one.

  117. Wiserbud/wiser sing us a little ditty
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdTYI7pD0o

  118. All right dammit. Who ordered the ass carrots?

    http://tinyurl.com/lyvd66

  119. That other blog, BTW- is that the official site to go air serious grievances against wiserbud?

    Because if it’s not, I think we should create one.

    That other blog is for the times people don’t want to talk about food

  120. Am I the only one around that dislikes Obama?

    Yes. You know there’s nothing about this place except for love, puppies, and rainbows, beautiful skies and little rosie cherubs flitting about playing happy music and giggling.

    That was a stupid fucking question. Now go punch yourself in the dick.

  121. That other blog, BTW- is that the official site to go air serious grievances against wiserbud?

    You mean IB?

  122. wiserbud likes to dance.

    http://tinyurl.com/cnq3qd

  123. Jeff.

  124. Bad news. There seems to be a crack in the line.

    http://tinyurl.com/5sumr5

  125. Oh, as IF.

    You and Dave and Michael are engaged in a passionate and tender blog pigpile. It’s embarrassing. And amusing.

    And maybe 8% arousing, but I blame that on this weird thing that happened when I was a kid…

  126. Sox got messed up crossing the line

  127. That other blog, BTW- is that the official site to go air serious grievances against wiserbud?

    Grievances against Wiser? Leave ’em here. I never get tired of that stuff.

  128. You and Dave and Michael are engaged in a passionate and tender blog pigpile. It’s embarrassing. And amusing.

    *whew…

    Jealous much?

  129. I”m about to CROSS THE LINE!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/mskj9c

  130. *turns red*
    *looks down and toes the floor*

    nope

  131. PJ?

  132. >> It’s embarrassing. And amusing.

    Mostly that first thing.

  133. Yikes!

  134. ^ footage from Mesa’s colonoscopy

  135. wtf was I watching, mesa? Is that a colonoscopy? what in hell are those things and why are they moving. Looks like something out of a Tool video. I think I might hurl.

  136. It’s alien life forms living under your house.

  137. The HELL is that???

    GAH.

    Should post that tomorrow and see what the Morons make of it.

  138. Stole this from YouTube: Most Bryozoans are equipped with an exoskeleton and are “tubular” in shape; but the Phylactolaemata class have mucosal, box or orb-shaped bodies. They’re pretty common and are well known for being a nuisance for clogging up drains and pipelines.

  139. I don’t want to see the inside if any colon OR sewer hole. We do have some standards around here.

    This isn’t “12 bloggers, 1 cup” for fuck’s sake!!!

  140. Yikes!

    What the fuck is that? And where’s the flamethrower?

  141. *points at Mesa*

    *open-mouthed unearthly screech*

  142. i thought we weren’t embedding vids anymore…

    Slows the loading of the thread down to shit.

    No pun intended….

  143. >> They’re pretty common and are well known for being a nuisance for clogging up drains and pipelines.

    Yeah. Thanks so much for killing any chance of me sleeping this week.

  144. Don’t you just want to take a pickaxe to one to see what happens?

    Yeah, me neither.

  145. i thought we weren’t embedding vids anymore…

    Slows the loading of the thread down to shit.

    No pun intended….

    enough with your Goddamn rules already

  146. If I see one of those fuckers with an exoskeleton I’m unloading with the 12 gauge.

    This is Texas. If we don’t understand somethin, we kill it.

  147. This is Texas. If we don’t understand somethin, we kill it.

    DiT?

  148. enough with your Goddamn rules already

    You want some of this now? HUH? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS NOW??!?!?!?

    BRING IT ON, BITCH!!!

    Well, maybe tomorrow. I’ve got plans for tonight.

    Tell you what, why don’t you give me a couple of days that are good for you and we’ll maybe pencil this in for sometime next week, ‘k?

  149. The comments on the sewer vid are hilarious.

  150. This is evil — http://cable.traidor.com/~traid/4chan/1237518206617.jpg

  151. Oh, not safe for work.

  152. Faster loading version — http://hostedfor.us/1237518206617.jpg

  153. It got dead in here.

    Riech, tell me a story.

    make it have pirates in it!

    Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.

    Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.

    Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.

    Five pirates and one woman? Seems like my kind of island.

    All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.

    The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies…

    The first week after wasn’t too bad.

    The second week was getting sort of bad.

    The third week was getting pretty bad.

    The fourth week was really bad.

    The fifth week was horrible!

    By the sixth week it was unbearable…

    So they buried her.

  154. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  155. Best sewer video comment so far: “You can buy those dried at the Asian food store. ”

    I’m dying.

  156. Another comment about the alien:

    I’m having a huge issue with connecting it to bryozoa. I’ve photographed bryozoa in sewers during urban exploration.

    I know certain sewer slimes can propel themselves slowly, but I’ve never seen anything like this – quick and well coordinated reaction to light, using what look like (muscle?) fibers.

    Youtube videos of bryozoa, found all over the comments, show an organism that is like solid jelly and moves at a microscopic scale.

    Problem is that this thing convulses.

    Bryozoa, even the fastest colonies, do not convulse. You’d have to sit still to see them moving, like watching shadows move during sunset.

  157. My favorite: “Who’s colonoscopy video is this? Whoever this tap belongs to they need to eat more vegetables. “

  158. new poat


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