Nicey-Nice

Spendulus, Crap-and-Tax, OCare, and the attendant taint licking rah-rah crowd get my blood aboilin’.  What we really need is some sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows (no fucking unicorns allowed!  TALK SHIT ABOUT SKITTLES!!!).

Isn’t that better?  Now let’s all pay left-handed compliments to one another and try to make Rosetta cry.

I’ll start.

Sohos is pretty cute when she scrapes all that make-up off her face.

Oh, and Eddiebear?  I’m really proud that you finally learned how to use a washcloth.

25 Comments

  1. Wow, Kerry Marie, I wouldn’t have thought that rubber FIST would fit in your belly-button.

  2. 3 hours of sleep 3 days in a row *yawn* man, i’m exhausted, birds will be screaming in 4 hours, better try staring at the eyelids.
    Oh Yeah,
    Seeen Em comes alive and just positively glows during shearing season.

  3. Happy sleeping Shim. It’s almost bed-time temperature here, so I shouldn’t think I’ll be around long.

    And you look terrific since you got that boil removed.

  4. 4 hours sleep three days in a row babysitting drunks. I think I’m going to sleep through today/tomorrow.

  5. And you look terrific since you got that boil removed every night when I ……….

  6. Gah, just watched the video — I am now diabetic.

  7. I am now diabetic.

    Shame. I’m baking a bundt with butter-rum topping.

  8. It’s a GHOST CAR!!!

  9. I’m baking a bundt with butter-rum topping.

    I bet you are.

    Do people still make those?*

    *my dead gramma wants to know, since she hasn’t made one in about thirty years.

  10. butter-rum Sean topping.

    Sean?

  11. I do, in fact, have a bundt pan and occasionally make bundt cakes.

  12. *my dead gramma wants to know

    Stopped taking your meds again, huh?

  13. From a box mix or from scratch?

    I don’t think I have ever actually been brave enough to eat an actual bundt cake yet — except for the Orange Crush flavored one that one of my Marine buddy’s wifes made at a party.

    It was great soaked in vodka.

  14. And butter Sean isn’t nearly as tasty as you might think. Sort of like burnt nutmeg with a hint of dandelion milk.

  15. Stopped taking your meds again, huh?

    Um, no.

    She did.

    I have them now.

  16. From scratch.

    The only baked good I make out of a box is cornbread. My scratch cornbread always has the texture of sawdust.

  17. I would think that butter Sean would be more like old milk container, Uncle Dirty’s jock and Eau de Desperation.

  18. Yes but, the Orange Crush bundt cake was wonderful in it’s redneck wishful thinking — until we made it into shots.

    So much planned innocence — so much decadent fun.

  19. My scratch cornbread always has the texture of sawdust.

    The trick is to substitute cornmeal for the wood shavings.

  20. The trick is to substitute cornmeal imitation soy corn product* for the wood shavings.

    *made in California

  21. I think the trick might be buttermilk, but I never buy the durned stuff.

  22. Test 2
    http://tinyurl.com/mxj94o

  23. Test virus damage
    http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Kitchen_Back_Flop/


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