If I had a nickel for everytime someone compared me to Einstein I would have…shoot I can’t do the math

So, I was waiting for HHD when I realized DUH! It is only Tuesday.

Way to go genius…

einstein

I think the days have all begun to run together.

Either that, or I am just stupid. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

The other day someone (I think Rosetta) brought up Big Audio Dynamite and I have had this song in my head ever since.

Happy Anniversary Wiserspud and Wife!

Does anyone wanna play a game?

Please let me know if I have crossed the

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525 Comments

  1. TBom grows his own hippity hoppity.
    http://tinyurl.com/nvmb5q/

  2. Re the song, you’re welcome. Rosetta posted a song from ‘The Globe’…I posted a link to a song from this album.

  3. Awesome! I knew you were involved too

  4. *gives post a titty twister*

  5. *poat kicks Rosetta in the junk*

  6. *sticks a thermometer up posts ass and takes its temp*

  7. This is a popular image at work
    http://tinyurl.com/ndppl3
    usually with captions like “You want HOW many days of 24-hour tests?”

  8. *poat does technicolor yawn on Cosmos’s shoes*

  9. *poat farts in your general diection*

  10. POAT RESPONSE
    I’m justa new poat, layoff, you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be a dead poat, help!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Btj1D7lvk

  11. **poat gives Rosetta a butt shark**

  12. Not to mention a very rare species of poat

  13. *post wags in appreciation when sohos bends over to pet it*

  14. *rosetta falls over, trying to look up sohos’ skort*

  15. *sohos accidentally lets one loose when Rosetta is looking*
    ‘cuse me…

  16. Accidently your ass.

  17. Followed mesa’s link to passiveaggressivenotes.com. I was going to put up a note in the ladies room at work, but it would probably end up there.

  18. 9.

    I see that the Minnesota Supreme Court was nice enough to disenfranchise the men and women of the military due to the lack of “strict adherence” to the absentee voting rules, thereby giving the election to Stuart Smally. FUCK THEM!!

    Had it been one of the “approved victim groups”, do you think the outcome would have been the same. Too bad the folks that defend the Constitution can’t seek redress under the Equal Protection clause.

    I’m so fucking pissed off I could fucking scream!!!!

  19. I hear ya MCPO.

  20. How many years since our last Civil War?

  21. 140ish

  22. Any predictions about when our next one will start?

  23. I dunno, I like a nice round 150.

  24. I’m thinking before 2012.

  25. I never ever dreamed it but I think 2012 may be too far out. I hope the 2010 election is going to be a big rout against the Obamaites. If that doesn’t happen, the 20% of us that will be supporting the other 80% won’t sit still for it. I do stand by those numbers too … not quite there yet but coming soon.

  26. Hi losers. Driving to MO tomorrow. St Louis. Or something an hour west of it.

    Promise you won’t use up all the HHD goodness.

  27. Car-in:

    Good luck.

  28. Heh Carin, I’m driving to NE at some point tomorrow.

  29. Hey Carin. I driving my Missus crazy!

  30. Thanks! Hopefully I’ll make it back by noonish on Thursday.

    What? It’s only 20 hours in a car.

  31. Apparently the guy that runs the largest MJackson fan site on the internet says that some fans have committed suicide over the singers death

  32. Tat, the last few days have been difficult.

    So far, I’ve managed to get by, w/o Micheal, but just cutting.

  33. Tonight is you folks LAST OPPORTUNITY to give a name suggestion for the new pup.

  34. HELLO. All DAY – I’ve been at work, with my husband BOSS looking over my shoulder. Tomorrow I’ll be in a car all day.

    Where’s the funnah?

  35. says that some fans have committed suicide over the singers death

    GOOD

  36. Good bye
    Good riddance
    Good God are you that fucking stupid

  37. I understand Carin. I’ve decided to punish myself by tick.

    Is the new doggy the GS?

  38. GOOD

    I thought of it as cleaning the gene pool.

  39. Hells yeah Tat
    Off topic I cannot find the red shoes.

  40. Heh.

    The new doggies is a white German Shepherd. Yes. Yep. Oh boy. Wish I had a internet phone for the rest stops. For comic relief.

  41. OH NO!!!!!!!!

    WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!!!

    IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Well, since it’s all women here, whatta ya say we talk about female stuff?

  43. Like size.

    It SO matters.

    Duh.

  44. Bras are awful contraptions of torture.

  45. Like size.

    It SO matters.

    Works for me!

  46. Like size.

    It SO matters.

    Length, width or both?

  47. I prefer my sports bras. Although I do have one fancy number that is kinda comfy.

  48. Both. Duh.

  49. Ohh Carin, that’s a no-no on the sports bras, they mash the fat/connective tissues. Besides, it’s a bitch to find those big enough too.

  50. I once worked with a guy who said that he HATED oral sex. Giving or receiving.

    Freak? Discuss.

  51. Have you posted a pic of the puppy? I can’t just toss names off.

  52. Puppy link.

    Sports bras are bad?

    Sob!

  53. I like this…

    An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

    That class, as a whole, thought socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

    The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class based on the socialism concept.” All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

    After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

    The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
    As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

    The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

    When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

    The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

    All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when socialism takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

    Could not be any simpler than that.

  54. Tragedy of the commons too, Sohos. Go out and check any “commons” and that point is supported.

    But, good vignette.

  55. Puppy names:

    Bianca

    Aven

    Akos (Hungarian for white hawk)

    Arjun/Arjuna/Arjeana

    And yeah, sports bras as everyday wear, not so good for the boobies.

  56. All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when socialism takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.


    Then the administration told him to shut his fucking yap, stuck him in the boiler room, and made him process admissions papers.

  57. Well, I have to take care of the twins …

  58. More names

    Banwen

    Fiona

    Nuala/Nola

    Rima

  59. I like fiona and nola

  60. I was going to name my doggy Rusty, but my friend’s little daughter said “I’m going to call her Crystal.” So she’s Crystal.

  61. Melina/Meline/Meliane

  62. oh and as for size….BOTH!

  63. Poodle

  64. Aster/Astra

    Hoshi

  65. Samara (Hebrew for guardian)

  66. ooooh I like samara

  67. Zarita.

  68. Dude, the “gimmie yo taco” header was the funniest thing since the whole pork and beans scene in something about Mary, and you tards didn’t even notice it before you ganked it.
    jake legs

  69. Hoata (Maori for moon)

    Levana

    Luna

    Phoebe

  70. Michael Jackson was a cheap ripoff artist.

  71. Alecto

    Megaera

    Tisiphone

  72. Chunk

  73. The Muses:

    Calliope (epic poetry)

    Clio (history)

    Erato (lyric and love poetry)

    Euterpe (music), Melpomene (tragedy)

    Polymnia or Polyhymnia (sacred poetry)

    Terpsichore (choral dance and song)

    Thalia (comedy and bucolic poetry)

    Urania (astronomy)

    And their mother Mnemosyne.

    (I had to look those up).

  74. Beebo

  75. Damn, I like Mesa’s suggestion.

  76. Guido.

  77. Not Beebo, but Chunk.

    Gotta go find something for dinner.

  78. snipples

  79. The Hostages — it makes good girls go bad.

  80. Mesa – Deja vu all over again?

  81. Hey everyone! I’m home alone until friday. Who wants to come over for a pool party?

  82. Come on. Don’t make me surf pr0n all night.

  83. Fine. I’m going to home depot then. See if I invite any of you fuckers over ever again.

  84. Sorry I’m stuffing my face.

  85. YAY! PJdaddy just interviewed for a managerial type position at his place of employment. The pay raise will be 2-4000 more a month than he makes now depending on performance.

    Do you know what this means???

    Do you??

    It means we’ll be able to afford a portable air conditioner for the garage!!

    Suweet!

  86. Yay PJM!

  87. hahahaha

    my dad just said, no, it means you’ll get your own damn house

    ah well, too bad

  88. Somebody tell Carin to get her ass back in here and discuss my name suggestions.

  89. Good luck to PJ Daddy!

  90. that is excellent news!!!!!

  91. The pay raise will be 2-4000 more a month than he makes now depending on performance.

    I’m obviously in the wrong $#^&!@*!ing business.

  92. I’d rather just get the portable air conditioner. I’m feeling a bit slothilicious.

    Moving takes energy

    I told car*in that shauna was the perfect name for her dog, but does she obey? no.

    she doesn’t sit or stay well either

  93. Shauna’s a dumb name for a dog. Okay name for a snake.

  94. I’m obviously in the wrong $#^&!@*!ing business.

    well, he only makes forty-five dollars and thirty three cents a month now

  95. Shauna’s a dumb name for a dog. Okay name for a snake.

    I see what you did there.

    Ok, along those lines then, shauna is a great name for a RAT

  96. shauna is a great name for a RAT

    Agreed.

  97. Oh!! Look what I found when I googled “rat fink”

    yannow, whether any of you guys agree with me or not, I’d like to state for the record, that I miss bart

  98. I’d like to state for the record, that I miss bart,

    Agreed

    did you see my tick count yesterday?!

  99. I don’t know why googling rat fink made me think of him…….because I love him.

    I actually have a man crush on him

    *leaves to shave chin

  100. did you see my tick count yesterday?!

    I did not, but SEE??? that’s how bad this is, he would have helped you with that.

  101. I keep saying snipples trying to lure him back but its not working.

  102. I keep saying snipples trying to lure him back but its not working

    all the girls want bart back

  103. I’m sure everyone does.

  104. Have you talked to him via email at all?

  105. Banwen
    Fiona
    Nuala/Nola
    Rima

    I have a boring story about a Rima I knew.

    Nuala is kewel. Kinda has a nordic feel to it.

  106. More names

    Keelin

    Wynn

    Agatha

    Matoskah (Sioux for white bear)

  107. Hahaha, I wasn’t sure if you had a thing for old norse or not. I kinda like Aesir as well (it’s supposed to be that cool AE combo letter, but I dunno how to do that) or Ásynja (which is the feminized).

  108. I’m sure everyone does.

    Almost everyone.

  109. Almost everyone.

    that’s why I was a little more specific in my proclamation and said all the women…….and prolly jewstin :)

  110. Dude, the “gimmie yo taco” header was the funniest thing since the whole pork and beans scene in something about Mary, and you tards didn’t even notice it before you ganked it.

    Dammit, I had a short work day today, and I still missed it. Someone point me to it, please?

  111. Nuala/Nola

    I had a dog named Nalu once. Means “surf” or “wave” in Hawaii

  112. Somebody tell Carin to get her ass back in here and discuss my name suggestions.

    I had to eat dinner.

    Sorry, PJM, but Shuana’s a bad dog name. NOt enough hard consonants.

  113. Don’t get me wrong, I normally welcome Bart’s comments. Annie was right, I should not have gone off on him, and I apologized. I just don’t particularly miss him either.

  114. Fantastic PJM!
    Tell PJD I said congrats!

  115. Nuala is Gaelic for fair shoulder

  116. How long has bart been gone?

  117. Bart’s bare chest brings all the girls to the yard…

  118. How long has bart been gone?

    A week-ish.

  119. I had to eat dinner.

    No, no you really didn’t.

  120. Maybe he’s just sulking.

  121. Dang. You got me on that.

  122. Maera

  123. I just don’t particularly miss him either.

    Bart’s bare chest brings all the girls to the yard…

    Michael, you don’t miss him because you don’t want to bite his nipples like I do.

    I don’t blame you. You did apologize and I understood your position. I’m just surprised that he’s not interested in coming back. I thought he loved tattooedintellectual me?!?!?!

  124. Joachim

  125. What happens when Michael chases me off?

    (Ok, I’m joking – three glasses of wine … have no idea where the line is …)

  126. Carin CROSSED THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  127. I don’t know if I miss Bart. Anyone have a picture of his chest?

  128. WAIT . He wasn’t a redhead, was he?

  129. Somebody better punch Michael in the dick RIGHT NOW!

  130. Ok, I’m all named out.

  131. Nalu is easier to say than Nuala

    Fantastic PJM!
    Tell PJD I said congrats!

    Thanks…….but hold your horses, he just interviewed for it. They’d be dumb not to do it though. He’s been there 6 months and is already number one in San Diego County and the lower part of Riverside County in retentions and is #54 nationwide. This company has water divisions in almost every single state. Pjdaddy is good at sales.

  132. Nalu is easier to say than Nuala

    Um, no.

  133. What happens when Michael chases me off?

    Don’t worry about that. It’s more likely that I will try to lure you into a cheap motel room.

  134. Tat’s, you’ve done a yoeman’s work. But … have you (honestly) come up with something better than Zelda?

  135. Pjdaddy is good at sales

    Hahaha, and that’s why you have a bazillion kids.

    Uhh Carin, I don’t like Zelda so I’m not an impartial judge. Put it to a vote, if you want these punks opinions.

  136. Well, that will fail Michael. I’m only tempted by pricey motel rooms.

    Preferably by a redhead.

    But, I think I’ve made that painfully clear.

  137. Gee, I think Carin likes redheads.

  138. Vote! Vote! Vote!

    But, remember that I don’t really believe in a true democracy. Imagine me like Hugo.

  139. You’ll be pleased to know I did find one for tomorrow’s post. He’s not ideal, but he fits the theme.

  140. And, my kids all hate Zelda too. But have totally failed to come up with something else.

    They just criticize. Little bastards.

  141. I was thinking about that today, in the last purge? we ran off KKA Forged and Burl? We seem to do that frequently but never have we pissed off so many so quickly.

  142. Anyone else a little creeped out by Lance Armstrong’s eyes in the ad on Youtube? It’s like PJM’s avatar, only a couple of orders of magnitude more.

  143. ONE?!?

    I’m outraged.

  144. Preferably by a redhead.

    But, I think I’ve made that painfully clear.

    I think I can understand this. Mrs. BiW and I were watching an Elvis movie the other day, and true to form, the brunette love interest caught my eye. To be fair, she had a bigger rack than the blond, but the overall package was more eminently boinkable.

  145. I’m just a tad confused about people getting so upset.

  146. They just criticize. Little bastards.

    ONE?!?
    I’m outraged.

    Irony meter blew a fuse, brb.

  147. Dude, the “gimmie yo taco” header was the funniest thing since the whole pork and beans scene in something about Mary, and you tards didn’t even notice it before you ganked it.

    Thank you we worked hard to get that picture. I was surprised that no one said anything

  148. Not speaking as a spokeswoman for Annie, but part of what torqued her skirt was the whole “if you don’t like it leave” hypocrisy.

  149. Well I have Zeke wrapped up. How about Zack or Zachary? Zeb for Zebulon?

  150. MCPO is AWOL, so here you go.

    Listen, mister, can’t you see I’ve got to get back to my baby once more…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD9mCp8SifM

  151. Um, no

    yes huh

  152. ONE?!?

    I’m outraged.

    Ha! Do you have any idea how many thousands of images I sifted through to find ONE?!

    There were boobies for cripe’s sake! Naked ones.

  153. hahahaha oooops Count said that…

  154. Horatio

  155. what’s going on losers

  156. It’s like PJM’s avatar, only a couple of orders of magnitude more.

    carin, if I ever meet you, I’m going to close my left eye and just stare at you with my right eye…….just so you’ll feel more comfortable, natch

  157. Not to delve back into it to much…“if you don’t like it leave” hypocrisy…what does that MEAN Tat? Who is the hypocrite and who said that?

  158. I have a cocktail, smokes and I’m sitting outside on the deck in beautiful weather.

    Who wants a piece of me?

  159. Tbom, Carin’s pulling for a stupid name for a dog after I did massive (MASSIVE I TELL YOU) amounts of work looking up cool dog names. PJM’s randomly spouting weird stuff.

  160. Sohos can I take it to email to keep from rehashing it here?

  161. Good luck to PJD on the job thingy gal.

    Damn, I already miss that Gimme Yo Taco header.

  162. Rosetta..your post on the cool blog got kind of sick

  163. what’s going on losers

    FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CROSSED MY LINE!!!!!!!!!

  164. Rosetta, wanna rassle?

  165. Rosetta, we got the first break in the weather we’ve had in weeks, a little rain, it’s breezy and only 82, I have a diet coke and a cigar, and I’m prepared to shove them both up your ass with my left boot.

  166. hey just criticize. Little bastards.
    ONE?!?
    I’m outraged.
    Irony meter blew a fuse, brb.

    the difference, Mrs. I’m all Ironic and shit, is that “I” have given Jewstin a few suggestions.

    Unlike my kids. Who just criticize w/o offering ONE good name.

    I’m honestly a very reasonable person.

  167. Sohos can I take it to email to keep from rehashing it here?

    GOD YES!!!!!

  168. I don’t get the “gimme yo taco” header and why it’s funny? Is it just because it’s a strange name or is there some sort of innuendo I’m not getting?

  169. Who wants a piece of me?

    I’ll take a rib.

  170. what kind of dog

  171. Sohos can I take it to email to keep from rehashing it here?

    Thank you.

  172. Rosetta..your post on the cool blog got kind of sick

    What did you do, rat bastard?

    brb

  173. Car in, good point. I forgot about the suggestions from yesterday.

  174. White German Shep. Carin wants to name it “Zelda” (gag).

  175. Who wants a piece of me?

    I’m partial to the drumstick.

  176. I don’t get the “gimme yo taco” header and why it’s funny? Is it just because it’s a strange name or is there some sort of innuendo I’m not getting?

    And how come there’s no caption?

  177. hahahahaha pjm….taco=female crotch….

  178. Ha! Do you have any idea how many thousands of images I sifted through to find ONE?!
    There were boobies for cripe’s sake! Naked ones.

    Your work is appreciated, Jewstin. Who would have thought that a few redheaded hotties would be such a special order?

  179. And how come there’s no caption?

    I dont know how to do the caption

  180. hahahahaha pjm….taco=female crotch….

    *slaps forehead

    Duh

    I’m obviously too obsessed with Mexican food because all I thought of was, well, Mexican food

  181. Ok, aside from the fact that Zelda is some video game character, what’s wrong with it?

    Actually, I Liked it more until I found that out.

  182. I still think you should name it Zamphir

    or Zoroaster

  183. I just don’t like it Carin.

  184. I like Zelda. It’s also easy to say, unlike Nuala.

    Well I have Zeke wrapped up

    You didn’t invent that name, you don’t have it wrapped up. I’m going to go get pregnant right now and name the kid Zeke regardless of gender

    Hey, Zaida is a good name for a dog. It means like, hunter or warrior or sumpin. Can’t remember

  185. I still think you should name it Zamphir

    or Zoroaster

    Well Hell, why don’t you just call it “Short Bus”?

  186. is that a no on Zak and Zeb?
    It is hotter than hell here DiT and Rosetta wind out of the west, showers, and high humidity. The low today was 83. That is pretty damn hot!

  187. You and my kids both. And my sister.

    My husband likes it, but the kids say it’s just ’cause I came up with it. They say behind my back, he admits he doesn’t like it.

    I can’t trust any of ’em.

  188. I’ll ask again, would someone please point me to the “gimme yo taco” header? All I see is soup of the day.

  189. Ok, aside from the fact that Zelda is some video game character, what’s wrong with it?

    It’s also the same name as Zelda Fitzgerald. She was the wife of somebody famous. Let’s see, F. Scott, huh, I dunno

  190. regardless of gender

    Nouns have gender. Humans have sex.

    /pedantic English teacher.

  191. Zak isn’t very girlish? Zeb is rather … well, it’s like Pat. Boy?Girl? who knows.

  192. Can’t remember

    You have the internet at your fingertips and you can’t be bothered to look it up?

  193. Hahahahah
    Pjm you kill!

  194. >> All I see is soup of the day.

    It is lost to the mists of antiquity.

  195. Zsa Zsa

  196. Carin, whack ’em all with a stick and lay down the law.

  197. Zagina

  198. PJM is going up with some powerful argument for Zelda.

  199. Oh I forgot she was a girl, I have too much to drink and am stuck on Z’s

    Sorry Car in.

  200. Zipples

  201. Itsok, V.

  202. Rosetta, wanna rassle?

    Yes as long as you don’t do some cankle jitsu.

    Romy, do you know about this?

    http://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

    I heerd there is a NASA subcommittee looking into this. Maybe that’s what Burl’s been up to. Hahaha.

    I for one miss Burl. I like giving him shit and he is a funny mother.

    And I figure if Jewstin doesn’t get irritated by him then, I’m not either. I never thought Bart was malicious I guess.

    Lastly, TBoM has a petting zoo. IN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!

  203. romy it was replaced with the soup of the day one.

  204. Zipples… lol.

  205. heheheh
    Zsa Zsa!!!!!!1111!!!!!11eleven

  206. Nouns have gender. Humans have sex.

    /pedantic English teacher.

    Umm, to one up your pedantic, technically humans have gender as well, it’s supposedly a cultural construct, or not so much if you disregard feminazis.

  207. I’m partial to the drumstick.

    NO!!!

    *hits Jewstin in the snout with rolled up catalog of World’s Cheapest Shirts*

    I LIKE CHICKS!!!

  208. Come back Burl / unicycle!

  209. TBoM, what color skort are you wearing right now?

  210. Rosetta…what color rubberfist do you have in right now

  211. rosetta I do apologize for passing gas when you were trying to look up my skort….

  212. And I figure if Jewstin doesn’t get irritated by him then, I’m not either. I never thought Bart was malicious I guess.

    I figure that the meme is just floated here regularly as “Michael Repellant”, which seems redundant, since Michael is pretty repellant all on his own.

  213. Since this is a food blog, let me tell you what I had for dinner.

    A 1/2 pound burger with bacon, blue cheese, red onion, tomato, mushrooms, lettuce and those little friend onions that are almost like onion rings. And waffle fries.

    And 5 beers.

    If you line up all the asses in teh world, it kicked them all.

  214. Rosetta, cankles are gone, and I have three weeks until the next time I have to wear a dress and heels and look professional (shut your whore mouth). Until then, it’s polo shirts and blue jeans. I like the petition, makes about as much sense as anything going on. Last Friday was GLBT day at NASA. I was in Vegas, or I would have been curious to see if anyone in NorAl did anything.

  215. Hello Chrillrens!

  216. blue cheese BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  217. I had Schwann Goulash

  218. Blue Cheese rocks live Elvis when he was young and cool, not the fat, bloated, jumpsuited Elvis who died on the throne pinching off a loaf.

  219. yoo-hoo, Chief!

    I know it’s getting late, but I don’t wanna go home…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFNCiEGZbLk

  220. God made blue cheese for me.

    That He shares it with Rosetta is proof of His infinite mercy, and supply of blue cheese.

  221. rosetta I do apologize for passing gas when you were trying to look up my skort….

    That’s okay. It masked the smell of the taco.

  222. From the petition Rosetta linked
    Here are a couple reasons: werewolves, and moon-worshipping pagans. Since pagans are gay the transitive property says the moon is as well. I guess that also makes werewolves gay. In summary it should be blown up because a gay werewolf attacked my pagan sister, and now she’s double-gay. I’m not even sure what that means.

  223. Drive time. Later, Tards.

  224. Hey, Romy!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zAX5StHD6A

    and. . . I owe you an email. I’ll try to get to it tomorrow. Things have been a tad hectic around Casa Airdale.

  225. NASA has GLBTQRSVP day? What are we paying for; Disney Land?

  226. Rosetta…what color rubberfist do you have in my mom right now

    There you go and black.

  227. Casa Airdale

  228. Gimme yo taco — https://thehostages.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=2864

  229. Humans have sex.

    Ur darn right I do.

    You have the internet at your fingertips and you can’t be bothered to look it up?

    please, please, please, please tell me you’re kidding

  230. Here are a couple reasons: werewolves, and moon-worshipping pagans. Since pagans are gay the transitive property says the moon is as well. I guess that also makes werewolves gay. In summary it should be blown up because a gay werewolf attacked my pagan sister, and now she’s double-gay. I’m not even sure what that means.

    HAHAHAHAHA!! I heard about this on the radio here this afternoon. However, that comment you cited…I could have written that.

    PEOPLE ARE FREAKS!!!!!!

  231. Rosetta…what color rubberfist do you have in my mom right now

    I hope you brought two…she likes two

  232. Take care of yourself, Romy. I don’t want you to be like Newsweek and have bad circulation.

  233. Jewstin, see top of page 4
    http://marshallstar.msfc.nasa.gov/6-25-09.pdf

  234. Carin – Branwen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branwen

  235. The poat is alive with the sound of music
    With songs it has sung for a thousand years

    The poat fills my heart with the sound of music
    My heart wants to sing every poat-song it hears

    *twirls like Julie Andrews in the Swiss Poats*

  236. Rosie – Who has two thumbs and thinks Forrest is a 12 year old boy posting from his bedroom? THIS GUY!

  237. TBoM, whatever happened after you had sex with that lion?

    http://tinyurl.com/n2o6ym

  238. LauraW – You have the singing voice of Harvey Firestein with a bad case of bronchitis.

  239. LauraW – And I think Harvey wore that skirt to a party in Providence last weekend..

  240. Black Rosetta…what are you doing with that goat?

  241. We seem to do that frequently but never have we pissed off so many so quickly.

    That’s a damn shame, too. Next time, let’s just concentrate our fire and BiW and mmimize the body count.

  242. I could while away the hours, conferrin with the flowers
    consultin while I float
    in my head I’d be scratchin while my thoughts were busy hatchin
    if I only had a poat

  243. *twirls like Julie Andrews Jewstin in the Swiss Poats*

    edited because it just makes so much for sense this way

  244. LauraW – You have the singing voice of Harvey Firestein with a bad case of bronchitis.

    I know first hand that lauraw can sing like a bird.

    And by “sing” I mean “suck pirate beads” and by “bird” I mean “Dyson”.

  245. concentrate our fire and BiW and mmimize the body count.

    MMOPEY DOKE

  246. Thank you Master Chief!

    And you have the charm and manners of Rosie O’Donnell at Hometown Buffet.

  247. Hahahaha, thanks, Rosetta. I’m reading some of the other submissions, but that one was Hostage-like.

  248. italic

    Testing here. Continue to talk amongst yourselves.

  249. “suck pirate beads”

    *SPEWWWW*

  250. TBoM, why do you suddenly become Nathan in a thread?

    Everyone hates both of you equally. It really doesn’t matter.

  251. boldface
    strikethrough

  252. underline

  253. LauraW – MWAAAH!!!

    *thinks “Oh Lord, I hope there is a 55 gallon drum of Clorox around here!”*

  254. *SPEWWWW*

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Wiserbud said they taste like Capt’n and Coke.

  255. Okay, WTF with strikethrough and underline? What’s the secret password, kids? Please lay some knowledge on me.

    That isn’t related to the pearl necklace Rosie is wearing right now. Which was a gift from Mare.

  256. That’s a damn shame, too. Next time, let’s just concentrate our fire and BiW and mmimize the body count.

    You got pretty excited while writing that, didn’t you?

  257. TBoM, why do you suddenly become Nathan in a thread?

    Everyone hates both of you equally. It really doesn’t matter.

    Because I log into my other awesome blog and forget to log out

    So suck my cock you bald headed pussy mouth

  258. Paulitics is as good at HTML as he is at satisfying his man.

  259. underline
    strikethrough

  260. speaking of Mare when is she coming back?

  261. underline
    strikethrough

    *snicker

  262. Rosetta (L) The Butt Pirate of the Mississippi

    Tushar (R) English Butler, Valet and Cabin Boy

    http://tiny.pl/3bpp

  263. del for the strikethrough

    I have no idea for the underline

  264. Paulitics is as good at HTML as he is at satisfying his man.

    And by man Rosie means Salma Hayek.

  265. So suck my cock you bald headed pussy mouth

    That was me that left that comment, not MCPO.

  266. strikeout Like me on a date.

    I never know how to explain it though.

    The HTML. The problem with chicks I already understand

  267. *thinks “Oh Lord, I hope there is a 55 gallon drum of Clorox around here!”*

    Look behind the shed, MCPO.

    Don’t ask your wife what she needs it for.

    And BTW, diabetes meds don’t come ‘in gumdrop form’ nowadays. I’m really surprised she could fool you that easily.

  268. strikethru is lesser than sign, the word “strike” then greater than sign then the word you want to strike thru then repeat to close it cept after the lesser than sign, put a forward slash in there

  269. The only thing that’s been ridden more than the Matterhorn at Disneyland since the late ’50s is Brad. NTTAWWT.

  270. LauraW – THAT”S OVER THE LINE!!!!

    I wouldn’t have minded but I can’t seem to find my left foot right now. . .

  271. Taking the pups out,
    Good night all.

  272. This is a tough crowd. I thought the Rosie/Tushar gheyboy pic was hilarious!

  273. Speaking of gerbil insertion acceptance enthusiasts, you suck batshit off of cave walls, MCPO.

    I saw where you blamed me for the massive flamewar earlier in the week.

  274. The only thing that’s been ridden more than the Matterhorn at Disneyland since the late ’50s is Brad

    Nathan is hot on his heels. The Matterhorn doesn’t stand a chance.

  275. Paulitics – You speak with rodent fur encrusted, forked tongue.

  276. So how do I do strikethroughs and underlines? And none of that “lesser sign on, lesser sign off crap.”‘ Fucking Karate Kid suckfest fuckers.

  277. speaking of Mare when is she coming back?

    She said on the blog she needs to leave and to tell rosetta bye or she loves him or he’s funny or some sort of bullshit like that because it’s too easy to rot on the computer all day and get all squishy and out of shape like me.

    I paraphrased

    then she and I emailed each other and she confirmed what she said on the blog, but that she’s totally planning on having hot lesbian sex with me when we meet

  278. Vmax, saw that design nearly 20 years ago. It costs a lot of weight to stiffen the structure with the loads it would have to bear. Better to stack it on top. Also, the crew module on top gives a little more safety margin if Murphy has his day – you’re not flying through a fireball.

  279. So how do I do strikethroughs and underlines?

    The same way you managed the italics

  280. >> So how do I do strikethroughs and underlines? And none of that “lesser sign on, lesser sign off crap.”‘

    With a pencil. On the screen.

  281. strikethru is lesser than sign, the word “strike” then greater than sign then the word you want to strike thru then repeat to close it cept after the lesser than sign, put a forward slash in there

    *holding sides and laughing soundlessly*

    can’t…breathe…

    thanks for making that easy, PJM. It’s like fuckin’ crystal now

    *flips through PJM-to-Martian-to-English dictionary*

  282. I’m actually doing Mare right now

  283. Paulitics is handsome

    Paulitics is a chronic masturbator

  284. “she’s totally planning on having hot lesbian sex with me when we meet”

    Should be interesting, considering you’re both bull-dyke pitchers. Maybe MCPO can be receiver for both quarterbacks.

  285. Isn’t Paulitics teh accountant from the POL?

  286. So how do I do strikethroughs and underlines? And none of that “lesser sign on, lesser sign off crap.”‘ Fucking Karate Kid suckfest fuckers.

    just like that………does that help?

  287. does the del command work here for strikethroughs?

    stricken

    or maybe s, that works on aoshq

    stricken

  288. Yeah,, PJM has many gifts. ‘Splaining things isn’t one of them. Pendulous tube sock bewbs is.

  289. del works.

    Underline, I always thought it was just a u

    underlined

  290. Uppercase U maybe?

    underline

  291. Why do you need to underline anything? You don’t, so don’t bother.

  292. Nawp

  293. TBOM,

    Did your parents have any children that lived?

  294. COUNT YOUR TICK!!!

  295. strikethrough

  296. Test

  297. PJM, how does sublimation work?

    *turns on the video cam

  298. COUNT YOUR TICK!!!

    I did. Between Field Partner and I this week, we’re at 46.

  299. With a pencil. On the screen.

    Ya owe me a new keyboard.

  300. *holding sides and laughing soundlessly*

    can’t…breathe…

    thanks for making that easy, PJM. It’s like fuckin’ crystal now

    *flips through PJM-to-Martian-to-English dictionary*

    hahaha, you SUCK!!

    ok, do the little sign above the the comma…….you know what a comma looks like, right? DO THAT SIGN!! then write the word “strike” after you’ve done the little symbol above the comma, then put the little symbol above the period, nothing bloody here, the period that goes at the end of the sentence, put that after the word “strike”.

    Now, write the word you want to have crossed out. I’ll just do the first word that comes to my head, ho hum, I dunno “lauraw” after you’ver written the word you want striked out, again, put the little symbol above the comma, but this time you do something different you hire a hit man to come after laura’s family you put the “/” forward slash sign, then the word “strike” and once again the little symbol above the “period”

    see how easy this is?

    lauraw

  301. Here’s a movie review.

    The other night I watched “Henry Poole Is Here” with Luke Wilson.

    I give that movie 4.5 out of 5.0 bald heads which is a high rating for me. If you’ve not seen it, I recommend that you do so for the following reasons:

    (A) Luke Wilson, who I’ve liked since Bottle Rocket, is outstanding. The pain of his character’s circumstance seems to be cut into his face. It is an excellent acting performance.

    (B) The movie has a religious thread running through it that is not ridiculed or demeaned. In fact, I thought it was given great treatment.

    (C) The other actors and actresses in the film do Oscar-worthy work. Not only is the dialogue and direction excellent, the acting from everyone is top shelf.

    (D) There is a great redemptive quality about the story and the movie as a whole. If you want a bunch of bright colors and flashing lights and robots fisting other robots then don’t watch it. If you want to suspend disbelief for a couple hours and feel really good about the world then watch it.

    Bottom Line: If you can devote a couple of hours to leave your own existence and allow yourself to be taken in the ride of this movie, I doubt seriously that you will be disappointed.

    I recommend that you watch it at night without a lot of interruptions. And have a cocktail or a glass of wine with it. It was a great movie and I recommend it highly. Unless you’re some sort of fucking jackass.

    Fin.

  302. Paulitics is a chronic masturbator

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

    Oops! I did it again.

  303. Bold, italics, you’re all over the place Rosie.

  304. With a pencil. On the screen.

    Test.

    Test.

  305. Fuck you, Dave.

  306. The Wilson brothers make me hawt

  307. Bold, italics, you’re all over the place Rosie.

    Wha??? Smoke some more sherm, cracker!!

  308. PJM,

    For drugs or suicide? ‘Cause we’re okay with either one you choose.

  309. <strike>Duh.</strike>

  310. Wha??? Smoke some more sherm, cracker!!

    Bastard

  311. Mama said there’d be days like this…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1exm8Y5r4

  312. Anyone new on POL that we can make fun of?

  313. >> Fuck you, Dave.

    I’ll bet Wiserbud would fix it for you.

  314. Wha??? Smoke some more sherm, cracker!!

    Bastard

    Hahahaha. I’m irritated when I fuck up my HTML so I will almost always go back and fix it.

    XOXOXOX

  315. so I will almost always go back and fix it.

    Maybe you should work on doing it right the first time.

  316. Duh.

    wow, how’d you do that without it striking it out jewstin?

    paulitics? you’re just jealous of my mad html skillz

  317. Oye Vato!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2gvaDTpKMk

  318. Hahahaha. I’m irritated when I fuck up my HTML so I will almost always go back and fix it.

    what he really means is that he never puts his html in until after he’s done the comment. don’t let him fool you

  319. Some more petition comments:
    HI I’M BILLY MAYS WITH MOON-BE-GONE

    The moon may or may not harbor terrorists. I’m not willing to take that risk.

    The moon keeps refusing my advances. I’ve been stalking it for 32 years and now it must die.

    Its that old devil moon; That you stole from the skies. Its that old devil moon in your eyes.

    Let’s get a few of those other pesky planets while we’re at it. What about lame-o Jupiter? “Oooooooooh look, I’m Jupiter! I’m big and I affect asteroids and have lots of moons and stuff!” Stupid arrogant Jupiter.

  320. I’m magical, PJ.

  321. strikethru is lesser than sign, the word “strike” then greater than sign then the word you want to strike thru then repeat to close it cept after the lesser than sign, put a forward slash in there

    Hey Burrito Head, since this is your blog, maybe you should do an HTML primer and put it on a side-bar or a page or something. It’s frustrating to explain to virgins and it would be better to just refer newbies to the instructions.

    No slam against you Paulitics. I had to take a couple of days off work to figure the shit out.

    And why can’t we have the tool bar like on Ace where you can highlight your text and click on a button for italics or bold?

    THIS BLOG SUCKS!!!!!!

  322. is it cuz you put the period in jewstin? is that it?

    test.

  323. Haha, night guys

    Have fun watching PJM figure out how to make the HTML work.

  324. what he really means is that he never puts his html in until after he’s done the comment. don’t let him fool you

    Hahahaha. Listen Buttafuoco, that was only when I was trying to hide a link in text. Now that I know TINYMUHFUCKIN”URL I don’t need to do that.

    MY ASS; KISS IT!!!

  325. so Mare left?

  326. Rosie, I just felt a tingle go up my leg.

  327. rhetorical

  328. Nope. The period is irrelevant.

    <strike>See?</strike>

  329. I thought Mare was at her daughter’s volleyball tourney? Is she taking a break from the interwebs?

  330. I’m actually doing Mare right now

    Hahahahaha.

    Luckily for you if she can’t feel you it doesn’t count.

  331. LauraW is an HTML goddess!!!

  332. Did any of you watch tonight’s America’s Got Talent? If you didn’t but appreciate real talent, find a copy of it wherever you find such things and check out the 14 year old girl singer that was on about 2/3 of the way through tonight’s effort and the country singer who was the very last performer tonight. Both talents are worth the search.

    *Flees room in case talent is a taboo subject tonight*

    *Thinks about it for a minute then comes back in the room:

    PJM did you say you and MARE would soon be having hot lesbian sex??!!!

  333. PJ,

    If you want real angled brackets, you have to type “& l t ;” and “& g t ;” without spaces

  334. Like this: < >

  335. Paulitics – Try this: http://cedesign.net/help2j.htm

  336. Nope. The period is irrelevant.

    See?

    why when I copy and paste it does it put it the strikethru in?

  337. The moon keeps refusing my advances. I’ve been stalking it for 32 years and now it must die.

    Hahahahaha. Someone on the right side of blogosphere got a hold of this I think. This sounds like an AoS comment attack.

  338. Laura is full of shit.

  339. I can tell you from personal experience periods are quite relevant.

  340. Dear, dear sweet Jesus save me now.
    Bring the lightning, Lord.

    I should have been a teacher…..but I can do

  341. Under Crap & Fade, we are going to have to find alternative energy sources for our cars. Looks like Rosetta is w-a-a-y ahead of us.

    http://tiny.pl/3bpl

  342. TUSHAR!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

  343. I don’t think a lot of that stuff works on wordpress, MCPO

  344. Rosetta, especially the “stupid Jupiter” one.

  345. & l t ;fake bracket, real bracket& g t

  346. PJM,

    Copy everything on the next line, get rid of spaces, and put it in a comment. See what happens.

    & lt;strike& gt;

  347. Rosie is that a new movie? Henry Poole, I mean.

  348. the U thing does not work on wordpress.

    Nor does

  349. HAH put any word between greaterthanlessthan and it disappears.

    YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I SAID

  350. You have to remove the spaces!

  351. Rosetta, especially the “stupid Jupiter” one.

    HAHAHAHA!! The whole thing about the moon being gay? That’s something the idiots here would say. And by idiots, I mean me.

    Happy birthday, Michael.

  352. <tusharsmellslikeeggfarts>

  353. One more – back when he could sing and not piss me off.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASp5ZrsBWl0

    No ‘splodey video tonight, sniff.

  354. Laura is full of shit
  355. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!

    *swear it’s the 23rd time I’ve typed that since March*

  356. *raises hand

    Will this all be on the final exam?

  357. k, but why would I want to type ALL those letters to get a “lesser than” sign when I could just type the “lesser than” sign?

  358. ^ The “Pre” command does not work on WP either.

  359. Happy birthday, Michael!!

    And last post, because I promised Mr. RFH.

    Some of the names on the petition are good, too.
    “Lord Gargock, Keeper of the seventh house, walker in the darkness, he who created hate, the undying one.” Geez, did I just summon him?? Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

  360. OHMYGOSH!!

    it’s michael’s b-day?

    I will grant you one wish, but it can only involve you and rosetta, no.one.else

  361. Rosie is that a new movie? Henry Poole, I mean.

    Clint, it just came out on DVD in the last few weeks I think. It was in theaters late last year I believe.

    If you like Henry Poole, the movie Grand Canyon is in a simliar vein but wth more famous people.

    Henry Poole was really good in my opinion. And good for all audiences. I don’t believe there were any bad words or graphic sex scenes at all. Despite that I really liked it.

  362. it’s michael’s b-day?

    *snicker.

    Yeah, pj. It’s Michael’s b-day.

    *guffaw

  363. *raises hand

    Will this all be on the final exam?

    YAY! Wiserbud!! I’ll help you study!

  364. I don’t believe there were any bad words or graphic sex scenes at all.

    Was it a Pixar movie?

  365. it’s michael’s b-day?

    Happy fisting, Michael.

  366. YAY! Wiserbud!! I’ll help you study!

    Sounds good. You were an excellent resource for my my Human Sexuality exam.

  367. oh you know what wiserbud? I’m not the only one who fell for it.

    I don’t get what I fell for though, somehow I missed that day at the hostages

  368. If you count birthdays, Michael is in his 90’s. Which seems about right.

  369. &currnen;i>Laura sucks.

  370. I liked Henry Poole and I am watching August Rush right now….so good

  371. Michael is teh Stoopid™

  372. &currnen;i>Laura sucks.

    I don’t even know what that means but it’s funnier than “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”.

    If Burl was here, she would say “Star Whores”.

  373. oh you know what wiserbud? I’m not the only one who fell for it.

    Maybe, but you are the only one who falls for it every single time.

    So you got that going for you.

    Which is nice.

  374. &curen;i>Laura sucks.&curren<i&brybar;

  375. Michael has even better HTML skillz than Ace.

  376. You were an excellent resource for my my Human Dysfuntional Sexuality exam.

    FIFY.

  377. I liked Henry Poole and I am watching August Rush right now….so good

    August Rush. Awesome.

    *random attack on soohoo*

  378. Michael has even better HTML skillz than Ace.

    THAT WAS OVER THE LINE!

  379. You were an excellent resource for my my Human Dysfuntional Sexuality exam.

    Oh, I aced that one all by myself, Paul-with-tics

  380. That’s a damn shame, too. Next time, let’s just concentrate our fire and BiW and mmimize the body count.

    YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!!

  381. THAT WAS OVER THE LINE!

    Hey, you don’t like it, you can leave.

    ‘Cause that’s just the way we roll, muthafucka!

  382. That’s a damn shame, too. Next time, let’s just concentrate our fire and BiW and mmimize the body count.

    BiW, can you tell he got excited writing that? It’s like he almost exploded by the end of the sentence

  383. Hey, you don’t like it, you can leave.

    ‘Cause that’s just the way we roll, muthafucka!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Not again!!!

  384. >> almost exploded by the end of the sentence

    Yeah, almost.

  385. I’m sick of wiserbud’s bullshit. I’m out of here.

  386. I’m sick of wiserbud’s bullshit. I’m out of here.

    *looks out the door to make sure rosetta’s gone

    Well………that worked like a charm.

    Who wants some champagne?

  387. I’m sick of wiserbud’s bullshit. I’m out of here.

    eh, you don;t kiss my ass enough anyway, so gowan, git the fuck outa here. Loser.

  388. Hey, you don’t like it, you can leave.

    ‘Cause that’s just the way we roll, muthafucka!

    WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  389. It’s kinda late to watch a movie on a school night but fuckit. I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

    See you miscreants mañana.

  390. mañana

    show off

  391. Well………that worked like a charm.

    Soooon…… very soooon…..

    Allllll this will be mine!!!!!! Mine ALONE!!!!!!

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

    1) Become only Hostage
    2) ???
    3) Mad Profits!!!!!

  392. eh, you don;t kiss my ass enough anyway, so gowan, git the fuck outa here. Loser.

    I would consider kissing your ass if it wasn’t covered in TBoM’s syrup.

    NITE KIDS!!!

  393. 1) Become only Hostage
    2) ???
    3) Mad Profits!!!!!

    Not if I have anything to say about it!!

    This place will be MINE!!

    It’s got “pajama momma” written all over it!

  394. I would consider kissing your ass if it wasn’t covered in TBoM’s syrup.

    Oh, oh, oh… look who suddenly has standards…..

  395. I skipped a lot of comments here, but

    1. Carin dog name = Blanche

    2. I miss Bart

    3. I miss Annie

    4. How many ticks today, Annie?

  396. It’s got “pajama momma” written all over it!

    You been taking DiT’s advice again?

    Try cleaning your screen and look again, burriothead

  397. You know what I love about this place? I can say things to you double-jointed knob-gobblers that I would never say in real life. Well, maybe except for wiser and wiserbud. They like that kind of abuse.

  398. Goodnight Big Poppa

  399. I can say things to you double-jointed knob-gobblers that I would never say in real life.

    Mainly because none of us would ever consider associating with you in real life.

    Personal to BiW: Try using soap once in a while.

    the more you know……

  400. 1. Start towing business in NYC
    2.
    3. Ok, I need wiserbud’s number to make this work.

  401. Try cleaning your screen and look again, burriothead

    I did clean my screen. DiT told me to rub my naked breasts all over the monitor and my webcam and it would clean them. I’m not so sure now

  402. 3. Ok, I need wiserbud’s number to make this work.

    You just loved that story, didn’t you? really made your whole trip worthwhile, didn’t it?

  403. >> DiT told me to rub my naked breasts all over the monitor and my webcam and it would clean them.

    I said lint-free boobs. Do it again. Thanks.

    >> really made your whole trip worthwhile, didn’t it?

    Yes.

  404. I am still pissed at not being there

  405. Hey, you don’t like it, you can leave.

    ‘Cause that’s just the way we roll, muthafucka!

    OK, FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

    I am sick of your hypocrisy and double standards.

    I am OUT OF HERE!

  406. DId you hear me?

  407. Michael don’t let the door hit you…hahahahahaha

  408. I AM GONE!!!!

  409. I was gunna say where the good Lord split you but I thought you would get offended….hahahahaha

  410. You have kicked Michael around for the last time.

    Douchenozzles.

  411. Why do I imagine Michael starting to stomp his feet, then slowly stomping them more and more quietly, then sneaking back into the corner of the blog?

  412. hey where do you store 200 rounds of fireworks? We are getting them for a party and we are setting them off on the Lake on the 4th

  413. You’re gonna miss me, Sohos. You’re life will be poorer without me, and you will wish you had not PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO LEAVE.

    THIS IS IT. THIS IS MY FINAL COMMENT AT THIS RETARD BLOG!!!!!

  414. <i.hey where do you store 200 rounds of fireworks?

    Try the furnace.

  415. for Michael:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS2Fjy2DdB4

  416. Oh, I meant to say that Wiser is a homo while I was leaving, and forgot. So I’m just back to take care of that detail.

  417. everytime Michael leaves in a huff, I check out his butt

  418. In a ConEx box, buried at least 12′ underground, in a clearing at least a half-mile from any road.

  419. I meant to say that Wiser is a homo

    Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  420. I will miss you like I miss those cute little crabs I just got rid of

  421. nite, everyone.

    YOU HAVE ALL CROSSED THE LINE, SO I AM OUTA HERE!!!!

  422. everytime Michael leaves in a huff, I check out his butt

    I’m back.

  423. THIS IS IT. THIS IS MY FINAL COMMENT AT THIS RETARD BLOG!!!!!

    retard blog? RETARD BLOG?!?!?!?!

    Can someone tell me if that crosses the line or not?

  424. ‘night wiserbabe chest pump at you

  425. I like women

  426. ‘night wiserbabe chest pump at you

    chest pump
    so THAT’S why you have such big boobs!!!

  427. OBVIOUSLY that was Count who jumped on when I went to pee

  428. everytime Michael leaves in a huff, I check out his butt

    And, every time, you’re disappointed, huh?

  429. Chest pump… must be one of those newfangled hydraulic mothas

  430. OBVIOUSLY that was Count who jumped on when I went to pee

    Uh huh, I’m going to start using that excuse everytime I make a retarded comment.

    Um yeah, that was Gavin that made that comment, not me

  431. CHEST BUMP!!!!!!

  432. CHEST BUMP!!!!!!

    Oh my God, she killed Wiser!!!

  433. Ok, that sounds really awful too.

    I’m in.

  434. Oh my God, she killed Wiser!!!

    that bitch!

  435. So, recipes, golf scores or weather????

  436. Minnesota’s newest Senator.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  437. Every time Michael leaves I check out PJMs butt.

  438. PJM = Oh-El-Dee

  439. So, recipes, golf scores or weather????

    None of the above.

  440. This thread is moving slower than MCPO on the back nine.

  441. Excuse me MCPO? I just complimented you on your ga-ga brothers comment and this is what I get from you?

    This shit?!?!?!

  442. Oh my God, she killed Wiser!!!

    come on somebody had too

  443. Sean – You halfta take one from column A, B or C.

  444. And, every time, you’re disappointed, huh?

    Lemme tell you something, Sean, and this goes for the rest of you Hostages guys as well.

    You are just burning up with jealousy. You resent me because I have danced with Mrs. Peel and you have not!

    I also danced with Laura, but that was just a pity thing. She was standing by the wall, tapping her foot, swaying to the music, snapping her fingers . . .

    You know — kinda begging for attention.

  445. Sohos, let’s you and me make PJM totally jealous.

    and by “totally jealous” I mean “pity you completely”.

  446. PJM = Oh-El-Dee

    He’s got you there, PJM. If anyone is an authority on Oh-EL-Dee, it’s him.

  447. You are just burning up with jealousy. You resent me because I have danced with Mrs. Peel and you have not!

    Hell, I’m even jealous you danced with Mrs. Peel. I hate that freaking adorable, totally smart, intelligent, knowledgeable, cute, pretty, bitch!!

    I HATE HER!!!!!!

  448. whatcha got in mind Dave in my fave state?

  449. where did she come from? Is she an IB’er or Ace’s?

  450. We could go to sleep and leave her here looking at pictures Michael posts of him dancing.

    Too mean?

  451. Lemme tell you something, Sean, and this goes for the rest of you Hostages guys as well.

    You are just burning up with jealousy. You resent me because I have danced with Mrs. Peel and you have not!

    While, yes, I’m jealous about that, I don’t see what that has to do with PJM being disappointed about looking at your misshapen buttocks.

  452. where did she come from? Is she an IB’er or Ace’s?

    yes

  453. see I need to get out more. she is excellent!

  454. I.Am.Outta.Here.

    Goodnight to all of you bulls, cows and steers!

  455. “Oh my God, she killed Wiser!!!

    come on somebody had too”

    All right. The time has come. Everybody back away. Nothing between me and the wiserbud…

  456. The real reason I look at Michael’s butt. I wanted to see if he noticed my little prank.

  457. I need to get out more too, but I have to clear it with my pain in the ass PO.

  458. Fuck you, Sean. My buttocks are in excellent shape, according to Rosetta.

    Wait a minute.

    Maybe I need a better reference.

  459. And didn’t I tell someone to ban Michael like last week? Now do you believe me?

  460. All right. The time has come. Everybody back away. Nothing between me and the wiserbud…

    sweet! pattyann’s gonna have sex with him

  461. good night all

  462. Sex? I thought she was going to send him to the emergency room with her hopping behind him on one foot?

    I guess that’s sorta sexual

  463. “sweet! pattyann’s gonna have sex with him”

    Yep, I’ve decided to kill the li’l sumbitch

  464. Night, sohos.

  465. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh damn PA.

    nite Sohos.

  466. Well, that didn’t take long. wiser is now gone. As in Billy Mays’ BBF.

  467. Sohos — sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite.

    [My mom used to say that to me.]

  468. Maybe I need a better reference.

    No, there’s no better living authority on MEN’S ASSES!!!

  469. FIGF!! I turn my back for one damn minute and … !

  470. Yep, I’ve decided to kill the li’l sumbitch

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  471. Yep, I’ve decided to kill the li’l sumbitch

    This is getting scary.

    I’ve met PattyAnn, and I’ve met Wiserbud. Not at the same time, but still . . .

    She could easily fuck him to death.

  472. Clint, don’t be upset. That wasn’t cheating. That wasn’t sex. It was just death by…well, sex, but not the kind that you ever want to do again. So it was harmless to almost everyone.

  473. Oh.

  474. ‘night, all!

  475. Sohos — sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite.

    [My mom used to say that to me.]

    Your mom used to call you Sohos? Well, that’s a weird coincidence.

  476. Hahahaha, Michael.

  477. Goodnight, FIBF.

  478. >> just death by…well, sex, but not the kind that you ever want to do again.

    Let’s see, death by bliss? Or death by driving into a tree or maybe a humongous tapeworm or something.

    difficult choice. not that you get to choose up front, but if I could, I think I know.

  479. Your mom used to call you Sohos? Well, that’s a weird coincidence.

    HAHAHA!

    such a dad joke

  480. can I just choose death by chocolate tonight? I’m kinda tired

  481. She chose, wisely.

  482. So it was harmless to almost everyone.

    I guess the “almost” is a glancing reference to Wiserbud’s cold, bruised, dehydrated corpse?

  483. PJM, hahahaha, have you seen this? It cracks me up when I see it. It’s proof to me that anonymous advertising execs lurk here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEpfTicDVUE

  484. “I guess the “almost” is a glancing reference to Wiserbud’s cold, bruised, dehydrated corpse?”

    Yes.

  485. such a dad joke

    If you want a DNA sample, you’ll have to speak to my attorney.

  486. PJM, hahahaha, have you seen this?

    HAHAHAHA!

    *stomach growls

    Ugh

  487. If you want a DNA sample, you’ll have to speak to my attorney

    I already have. He’s on my side.

    Welp, now that the kids are all settled in bed, I’m gonna ask my parents to watch the kids while I pick up some Newcastle chocolate milk for the kids’ breakfast tomorrow.

  488. Yes.

    I’m pretty sure that DaveinTexas is prepared to go home to Jesus at any time.

    Just sayin’.

  489. Dave is so sweet and his hands are so soft, I would never kill him.

    Goodnight, everyone. Michael, I’m guessing you know the banning thing was kidding.

  490. I already have. He’s on my side.

    Damnit. I have to stop hiring that Lionel Hutz guy.

    Goodnight PA.

  491. Goodnight, everyone. Michael, I’m guessing you know the banning thing was kidding.

    Of course, sweetie. I know you love me. Good night.

  492. Night y’all!

  493. Goodnight, everyone. Michael, I’m guessing you know the banning thing was kidding.
    Of course, sweetie. I know you love me.

    hahahaha, sucker! she’s gonna have sex with you next!!

  494. pattyann, don’t kill me…………….k?

  495. Well, looks like everybody got scared off by the prospect of being fucked to death…

  496. didn’t frighten me in the least… i’m game

  497. but keep that assbandit Rosetta away from me

  498. killed another one /fist pump\ YES !

  499. Cleaning bathrooms sucks as much as Obama does.

  500. need to do the kitchen tomorrow… that should be, interesting.

  501. not to mention the bastard that bought this place decided, in his infinite wisdom, that he is now too broke to do the development that he wanted to do when we sold it to him … now the back 40 has to be cleaned up etc, so the place can be put back on the market and I’m about to tell him to pack it where the sun don’t shine.

  502. aaaaaaaand, CNBC sucks the barbed cock of Satan! One of their people had the audacity today to say that he thought the “recession” was over…… idiot, meet Geoff and his awesome charts bitch!

  503. ok :WPinto mode off:

    night all.

  504. Drag him around the property from the back of a truck

  505. 1st and last, kew-elle!

  506. OHMYGOSH!!!!!!! I knew it!! I knew it!! I AM one of Michael Jackson’s sons!!

    Here’s your proof right here:

    In the case of Prince Michael II (the youngest), we’re told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the “receiving parent” — Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson’s lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby up and deliver him to Michael.

    I was born at Grossmont Hospital.

    Eh? Eh?
    uh huh
    Exactly my thought too

  507. Best book — ever.

  508. I was born at Grossmont Hospital.

    Congratulations.

  509. Best book — ever.

    Self-publishing is one of mankind’s worst innovations.

  510. Car in’s new dog.

  511. Congratulations.

    Hey! That was my proof! It’s as real as Obama’s citizenship.

  512. Best book — ever.

    I see t-bone has reworked some of his chapters.

  513. did I kill this thread?

  514. FIN!!!!!!!!!!!

  515. did I kill this thread?

    Yes. Yes you did.

    For shame.

  516. *walks in, sniffs, goes to get can of Febreze*

    Someone put up a new poat, pretty please?

  517. “It’s as real as Obama’s citizenship.”

    So, do we call you PJackson now?

  518. I’m waiting for Pupster to find this thread and roll around in it. Because that’s what dogs do in dead stuff.

  519. I wonder why dogs do that?

  520. They like to be stinky. It covers their natural scent and masks them from their prey. Like Old Spice.

  521. Stinky.

  522. New POAT up!!


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