Zombies Among Us

Many of you encounter Zombie every day. You may not recognize them all. There are several types.

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Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodou, which told of the people being controlled as laborers by a powerful sorcerer.

zombies1Modern zombies are typically depicted in popular culture as mindless, unfeeling monsters with a hunger for human brains and flesh. Typically, these creatures can sustain damage far beyond that of a normal, living human. Generally these can only be killed by a wound to the head, such as a headshot, and can pass whatever syndrome that causes their condition onto others.

There is however a type of Zombie so frightful, so terrifying and so relentless in it’s mindless pursuit of it’s master’s will, that the mere mention of it’s name can cause seizures in some of The Hostages.  What is it??

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IT’S THE DNC OBAMAZOMBIE!!!!!

204 Comments

  1. So Good!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzlpTRNIAvc

  2. wiserbud, before we finish our next beer.

    http://tinyurl.com/nyxj92

  3. Good post, Gaylord.

  4. ^That boy has got something on his mind^

  5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. L to R

    PJ and Rosetta at their Jr. High dance

  7. wiserbud, 30 seconds after seeing Rosetta’s head in person for the first time.

    http://tinyurl.com/m374f3

  8. MCPO is such a dickhead

  9. wiserbud’s hair looks exactly like this.

    http://tinyurl.com/28rzr7

  10. TBoM, Saturday night.

    http://tinyurl.com/n9hc3m

  11. TBOM: http://tiny.pl/3v6f

  12. wiserbud’s hair looks exactly like this.

    Heh. I wish I had much hair.

  13. dusting off a classic

  14. pajama momma, 30 seconds after we meet.

    http://tinyurl.com/n9sp7q

  15. wiserbud loves McDonald’s

  16. Rosetta 3 minutes after meeting ROMY

  17. wiserbud loves McDonald’s

    Hahahahaha. Good one.

  18. pajama momma, 30 seconds after we meet.

    that’s with 23 seconds to get undressed and still have time left when it’s over to apologize.

    Rosetta, 35 seconds after meeting PJM.

    http://tinyurl.com/nlyoo5

  19. My daughter keeps reading Trivial Pursuit questions to me.

    What southwestern state are you standing in when you ring a doorbell in Dingdong?

    Make it stop

  20. pajama momma, 30 seconds after we meet.

    http://tinyurl.com/n9sp7q

    Me, 30 seconds after meeting rosetta

    http://tiny.cc/tXLDW

  21. Wait ’till the 2012 edition, beasn.

    “What God-like being rose out of the freshly organized communities of Chicago to stop the seas from rising and provide free healthcare to us all?”

  22. Texas

  23. What southwestern state are you standing in when you ring a doorbell in Dingdong?

    HAHAHA!

  24. PJ email!

  25. PJM, 30 seconds after meeting Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/mhbjc5

  26. L to R

    Rosetta, MCPO, wiserbud

  27. Knocking the Lollipop Guild??? Have you no shame, sir? What’s next “Charlotte’s Beastiality Sories: The Real Reason Why Fern Wanted to Save Wilbur”???

  28. Wait ’till the 2012 edition, beasn.

    *pukes*

  29. Reading more garbage about Michael Jackson. Idiots in the comments say that his mother should get the kids. Umm…..isn’t momma partly responsible for the mess he turned out to be?

    The kid’s real mom isn’t much to brag about either….not knowing if her parental status was reinstated after his ‘trial’.

    I say let them live on their own.

  30. k, so cranky’s blog has linked to both my personal blog (yes I actually posted) AND to the hostages today with this post.

    http://balancesheet.wordpress.com/2008/09/21/best-poem-in-the-world/

    kinda crazy don’t you think?
    Is it a sign?
    Do you think Billy Mays is driving cranky crazy?

  31. what’s interesting to me about that porky is that he was living in some place that was like $100,000 a month to live in. How did he pay for that if he was in so much debt?

  32. Hey TBoM and Beasn, where you goin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/n46498

  33. MCPOs poat
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAJ7R-6nMtw
    Zombie Reagan save us!

  34. Hey TBoM and Beasn, where you goin’?

    HAHAHAAHHAHA!

    DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT THE DUCT TAPE GOWN MY DAUGHTER MADE!!!

    Seriously, my daughter wants me to help her design one of those in order to get a $5000 scholarship.

  35. Speaking of the daughter, she asked if that really is Billy Mays tombstone?

    HAHAHAHA

  36. If I had a quarter for every Godsmack video Shim linked too, I’d hire Rosetta to go over to his house and fist him dead

  37. TBoM works here.

    http://tinyurl.com/met5tj

  38. what’s interesting to me about that porky is that he was living in some place that was like $100,000 a month to live in. How did he pay for that if he was in so much debt?

    Perhaps his creditors were gambling that he would have one more good show in him.

    Apparently, a nanny said that he rented either a place or that place from a member of the nation of islam…..them also being his ‘security’ detail. Said it cost him 60k plus a month, while similar digs were going for 15k. Hangers-on and parasites. The lot of them.

    And yes, I mostly believe the nanny knowing what kind of riff-raff the nation of islamic crooks are full of…….Lisa Marie wrote a similar screed about the parasites.

  39. Shut up, who else has a song called voodoo you pecker peeker? Blame mcpo for the topic inventor of ATM

  40. *whispers*

    Is Nathan and TBoM, one and the same and if so, is he off his meds?

  41. MCPO?

    http://tinyurl.com/nuymaw

    *stands in solidarity with the Chief*

  42. Nathan is the one that just jumped off his mom’s tit, TBoM is the one that jumped on.

  43. Now sit your ass down and shut the fuck up

  44. TBoM and Nathan are the same douche.

    Hey Nathan, what’s up your ass right now?

    http://tinyurl.com/m9tr5q

  45. 2 TBoMs; 1 Nathan

  46. Awww….that is cuter than what is up mine.

  47. Always enticed by the child, you sick perv*checks TBom/Nate for silver glove*

  48. Rosetta are you still on the clock or are you drinking? or both?

  49. Got a bug up your ass, pork?

  50. No, just the usual.

  51. TBoM, you have something on your chin.

    http://tinyurl.com/l9rz38

    Rosetta are you still on the clock or are you drinking? or both?

    Still doing a little work. Sober.

    http://tinyurl.com/3asnb2

  52. Awww….that is cuter than what is up mine.

    Hahahahaha.

  53. If you don’t have this in your playlist, you are a douche that should be beaten with a used rubber fist

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4X9yElG9Y

  54. Okay TBoM how bout ‘air playing’ on the road, bored?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

  55. Heh. So true:

    http://tinyurl.com/knrav7

  56. try this one Shim

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-wkz7Bj-RA

  57. Try this one Shim and TBoM.

    http://tinyurl.com/yrtb3y

  58. Suicide song, heh, Give him one good reason- How bout I kick him in his ass and he deals. Pretty good, I’ll save some of the tunes. I like driving guitar, shotgun sound, much like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02gHxu3JtPA
    As commercially accepted, I still love their sound. It’s the sickness.

  59. Holy shit I thought he’s was pulling out Rosetta’s magical rubberfist with that smile-Tippytoe over to Sone’s house. you pig, you

  60. Chuck Todd is interviewing Robert Gibbs on “Hardball”.

    Hahahahahaha.

    Hardball. Right.

  61. f you don’t have this in your playlist, you are a douche that should be beaten with a used rubber fist
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4X9yElG9Y

    AH, that’s what my ipod needs…

  62. I just got back from the gym ..I could have used a bit of ministry.

  63. Best workout song …?

  64. back from the gym ..I could have used a bit of ministry
    Draggin ass were you?

  65. Drowning Pool … “Bodies”

  66. Tool Aenema is good for a 4 set blast 4 creshendo and length to get thru on one tune. I know you love that.

  67. No, I wasn’t . But I’m kinda a bit sick of what I have.

  68. The most wonderful thing about Tool is that the songs are song long, it makes the workout not seem as long. Three tool songs, properly chosen, can get you through a 30 minute run.

  69. Incubus – “Blood on the Ground” and “Idiot Box.”

  70. And, “A Certain Shade of Green.”

  71. FFDP ‘the bleeding’ to get the blood flowing

  72. Hello Hostages!

    Today was a good day to be a packrat. Two requests for old but apparently still useful data.

  73. *looks around* Nice talkin to ya Car/in

  74. RHF-are the stars in alignment for anything with a countdown?

  75. APC – “The Outsider” and “Judith”.

  76. Am I a loser because I have the Buffy Musical soundtrack on my iPod?

    You guys can tell me. I can take it.

  77. I don’t have an ipod, but I’ve got a copy of the episode, Car in.

  78. Tara was the only one who could sing worth a shit.

  79. Do you like killing night dwellers? If so, I’m cool with it. You’re a good shit, kid. See? No probs

  80. The outsider vid is good.

  81. Hmmm…do ya think Michael Jackson was Tiny Tim? The resemblance is uncanny.

  82. Shim, last launch date I heard was July 11 for STS-127.

  83. And August 18 for STS-128. I got stuff on that one.

  84. Metal is definitely the best genre for working out, no question about that. However sometimes it’s good to mix it up with some other stuff.

    A good Underworld song that I’ve used on workout CDs before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTWQSLuX9s

    This is one of the top 3 mashups of all time and a good workout tune.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW9BRFnAIZs

    Cypress Hill. This song should have been more popular.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoQuWnJh64

  85. I seem to be having several technical issues today. And tomorrow, I go to the desert with limited or no internet access.

    Puts a real damper on downloading porn.

  86. Am I a loser because I have the Buffy Musical soundtrack on my iPod?

    No. You’re a loser because you wear skorts.

    I KEED!! I KEED!!

  87. I should know better than to click on TBOM’s links, especially when he mentions me. Ick.

  88. your header photo is up romy!

  89. The only Underworld album I really liked was ‘Underneath the Radar’.

    http://tinyurl.com/mkhmne

  90. I dont understand what’s wrong with skorts? They’re great because if you sit, your crotch isn’t hanging out everywhere.

    look how cute this is!

    and this!

    oh and this!!

    AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. PJ, I just love wiser’s ballet-like move.

  92. I think he’s able to be graceful like that because he’s pretty light in the loafers

  93. PJM I just emailed you sumfin ’bout a Californeeaye legislator you should enjoy. Heading to the gym. May drop in later. Everyone have a good one.

  94. thanks clintbird, gonna check it out

  95. I actually look good in skorts.

  96. I’ll bet you look better out of skorts.

  97. 2 dozen ticks today. WTF!

  98. 2 dozen ticks today. WTF!

    Attached to you?

  99. Crawling on me. But not embedded.

  100. You just gave me the chills.

  101. I keep losing my interwebby connection. I think ATT is having problems with the line or the server. If I don’t see you goathumpers, have a nice day. See you in a week or two.

  102. Have fun fucking the pigeons in your mom’s backyard, Xbrad.

  103. Ticks are gross. Better than leaches though.

    I seem to remember from living in Nebraska that ticks were worse in wet years than in dry ones.

  104. Remember, be insuborndinate -as much as possible

  105. i’ll take leaches over ticks. Nasty fuckers.

    I think that’s about right Justin given the pattern I’m seeing down here.

  106. Excellent post it did not make the BDBJ cry

    http://tinyurl.com/2yckpe

  107. Ha! When I’m shown the light, I’m going to pray the BDBJ.

  108. Hmm. That should say pray to. . .

  109. Jeeze Justin, just kill it why don’t you.

  110. Well, I’m trying

    http://bacn.me/8cq

  111. Gah, I have to figure out what to do for dinner.

  112. Pork chops and mushroom gravy. Nummy.

  113. Sounds good, but I got no kitchen.

  114. is it drive time?

  115. I think it’s drive time. About another hour, I would guess.

  116. It’s kinda late for drive time, unless it’s Pacific.

  117. I count supper and chores time along with drive time.

  118. Which “Outsider” video? The only one I’ve seen is a live version. It’s cool.

    and, yes, metal is awesome for workouts.

    but, NIN kinda stuff is good too.

  119. Jewstin, you lining up those redheads for me?

    Josh Hommes would be perfect. hint hint.

  120. Grocery store sub, chips, pink lemonade?

  121. Salmon. Salad rice. cabernet.

  122. Car/in there were chicks in bikinis running around throwin up horns, invading houses, stores and such

  123. Let me go find it and patch you to it

  124. I missed that one. They have a live version up that’s really cool.

  125. I’m doing my best, Carin. My theme is making it tricky.

  126. Car/in Yahoo music The outsider music video

  127. You might want to check out this one.

    Or, this one, by QOTSA. That one has chicks kissing.

    But they both are hot.

  128. Come ON Jewstin. Do I make many demands on you?

  129. Ok. What did I do? sniff sniff …

  130. “Salad rice”

    What is this?

  131. dont say I never did anything for you Car in

  132. Add a comma.

    Smart ass.

  133. Of course not, Carin. That’s why I’m sifting the interwebs looking for a redhead.

  134. I bet Patty’s asked for one of those “super salads” at restaurants.

    (if you guys don’t get this, you’ve never been in the business.)

  135. MCPO already linked that one, but I do appreciate it, ’cause it’s so fine.

  136. Jewstin. Hint.

  137. Patty Ann, did you ever make those blueberry muffins yet?

  138. one more car in

  139. See, what is Jewstin complaining about? Plenty of redhead to choose from.

  140. Car in … I’m proud of ya for even knowing, much less liking, Queens of the Stone Age.

  141. Here’s another redhead: http://tiny.pl/3v3r

  142. This movie gives MCPO nightmares.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bkG3QEEnDM

  143. thats terrible!

  144. Clint, no, I haven’t made them yet. The recipe sounds good.

  145. L to R

    Rosetta, X-Brad

  146. Whatcha doing Rosie?

    http://tinyurl.com/5j8lwx

  147. Hello, tards!

  148. “I bet Patty’s asked for one of those “super salads” at restaurants. ”

    Ummm, not that I know of.

  149. soohoo, whatcha watchin’?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbWGigOfmGU

  150. Black Sheep was hysterical.

  151. Wow. Even TBoM wouldn’t eat this turd.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMyInUPQ2g

  152. Rosetta…do you know your 80’s horror flicks?

  153. So did I miss much?
    I lost my wallet turns out this nice lady found it and turned it in to the store everything is there. Thank goodness!

  154. I believe we have a winner. I will be purchasing this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaITh94RzKM

  155. Cover letters suck

  156. Rosetta…do you know your 80’s horror flicks?

    Absolutely. I used to rent all those with my brother-in-law. Lots of gratuitious nudity.

    Based on TBoM’s life.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQuYDeI2gps

  157. Absolutely. I used to rent all those with my brother-in-law. Lots of gratuitious nudity.

    Do you remember the one where the dude gets his head smashed by an elevator and it pops like a grape?

  158. At what point does nudity become gratuitous? Who makes that decision? Who draws that line?

  159. Should I buy a another 5 year fishing license with snook and lobster for $100
    ot a lifetime for 301.50?

  160. Should I buy a another 5 year fishing license with snook and lobster for $100
    ot a lifetime for 301.50?

    how long you plan on living?

  161. Gotta do the math Vmax, how long to you intend on livin’?

  162. Hahahaha, jinx!

  163. Hanz says “Hi Hostabises”

    He’s not sleeping…playing with his cars right here

  164. The last time it was a wash it is free if you are over 65. I am 48 so I buy 3 5 years I am out 100 (the last 5 year was $80. I am guessing the lifetime will avoid price increases

  165. You prolly shouldn’t watch this trailer unless you’re a gore and horror fan.

    Sox?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKFniWreROE

  166. A gator permit is $50

  167. Do Gators kill it?

  168. Lots of stuff has killed this one. It’s like a sickly child.

  169. Do you remember the one where the dude gets his head smashed by an elevator and it pops like a grape?

    This?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majkjgWDWTE

  170. Who makes that decision? Who draws that line?

    If I told you, I’d be condemning us both to death. In fact, we never had this conversation, capice?

  171. gotta go watch a movie

  172. Ace is talking about electronic cigarettes that use a nicotine cartridge and an atomizer to give you a nicotine dose without smoke. He likes it.

    I wonder if it is worth a try.

  173. Which movie Sohos?

    I bought Son In Law this weekend, I’d forgotten how funny it is.

  174. When I lived in NYC we were restoring a 12 story hotel.
    I used to run around the elevator shafts like a monkey. I rode on top of the and sat in the pit under them learned how to make them work I loved the freight elevator it rocked. I could over ride the cab by the tower on the roof I used to mess with the “Bosses” in the tower

  175. only if you smoke Tush

  176. Ace is talking about electronic cigarettes that use a nicotine cartridge and an atomizer to give you a nicotine dose without smoke. He likes it.

    I wonder if it is worth a try.

    If it comes in a wide enough gauge, it might help some people here with their potato addictions…

  177. Tush, some people over at GCP have used/are using them and they seem to work.

  178. Dambit Gumby, I’ve lost my mind, my dignity, and my self-respect. Guess I’ll spend some time here tonight until I find them again.

  179. Pretty sure not Paulitics. No minds, no dignity and certainly no self-respect here.

  180. It would be hard to convince the wife to spend $100+ on this, considering I smoke just one cigarette a day.

  181. I recommend some shoes as a peace offering, or a no-offspring weekend. You might be surprised Tush.

  182. I am eating straight horseradish. I feel better already.

  183. Oh look! The undertaker has arrived.

  184. Zeke saying why did you wake me up?
    Why did you wake me up?

  185. Hahaha Vmax, that’s what I looked like at 0530 this morning. Except there was more a tinge of WTF 😦

  186. >>or a no-offspring weekend.

    She will kill me if she can’t see the kids. I think the kids are pretty much the reason she tolerates me.

  187. “Salad rice”

    What is this?

  188. Zeke snoozing with my tee shirt
    Snoozing with a tee shirt

  189. Zeke close up
    Close up Zeke

  190. Do not know Tushar
    but a night at the beach? (or shore as you call it there) Priceless!

  191. Is it too late for CPR for this thread?

  192. *Gasp!* *Wheeze*

  193. I think it’s too late for embalming fluid for this thread.

  194. *Gasp!* *Wheeze*

    Sorry, I’ll put my shoes back on.

  195. Tushar,

    Smoking one cigarette a day is nothing to be concerned with. Living in Mexico City is worse than smoking a pack a day. Just remember… taxes are patriotic, so it is your duty to smoke at least a pack a day….anything less would be un-American.
    You are welcome……..I will come again.

  196. ^also, dying early is patriotic under Obamacare. Hanging on only taxes the system more.

  197. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/19895990/detail.html

    Rosie?

  198. DAD?

  199. ^hey now!

  200. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/environment/news/article.cfm?c_id=39&objectid=10581324 Wiser rejoices!

  201. New poat, hosers! Eh!


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